Hal's worried when he finds a lump and awaits the biopsy results. Dewey babysits the class hamster, and Francis is challenged to a fight at the logging camp. (S3 Ep6).

While Lois tries to get the boys to behave until Christmas by holding their presents hostage, Francis spends the holiday with his mean-spirited grandmother. (S3 Ep7).

Jessica pushes Evan to win Student of the Month so that she can brag to her new frenemy. But when Evan becomes overwhelmed, he starts seeing a counsellor.

For Chinese New Year, the Huangs play a game where they can only speak in Mandarin, which quickly turns into a tense competition between Jessica and Evan.

Mel allows her new date Travis to believe she is an amazing chef without mentioning that it was Joe who really made their delicious food. (S2 Ep9/15).

When Ryder decides to invest in stocks and shares, he turns to Joe for advice, but Joe thinks that Ryder's choice of investment is a poor one. (S2 Ep10/15).

Malcolm reveals Cynthia's big secret to Reese. Dewey helps Hal overcome his fear of kites. And Francis becomes enchanted with a totem pole. (S3 Ep14).

Lois and Hal are angry when Francis arrives at Hal's birthday with his new wife. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey run away from home because of all the yelling. (S3 Ep15).

Barney reverts back to his bachelor ways when he and Robin break up and he is soon on the prowl looking for new women, but Lily objects to his behaviour. (S5 Ep8/24).

Revenge of the Slap: When Lily's dad shows up unannounced at Thanksgiving, she reveals the real reason she stopped speaking to him. Can they kiss and make up? (S5 Ep9/24).

Richard Ayoade and comedian Joe Lycett head to the mini break mecca of Amsterdam, for some culture, cardio, canals, cuisine, drawing, Dutch gin, and the museum of street organs. (Ep3).

Richard Ayoade and actor Sally Phillips head to Sweden for a fulsome time with fika, meatballs, scaling high rooftops, singing ABBA, and staying up late playing on their phones. (Ep4).

Groom Dan plans to prove his romantic prowess by organising a grand Shakespearean wedding in Italy for bride Kate. However, he's hoping for a happier ending than the play he's inspired by.

David Seelinger, the chairman and CEO of New Jersey-based EmpireCLS, which provides chauffeured luxury transportation, works among his staff posing as a reality show contestant. (S6 Ep5/13).

Robert Powells, the president of Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops, the largest fizzy drink and sweet shop franchise in America, goes incognito among his staff. (S6 Ep6/13).

In Eagle Rock, California, Gordon Ramsay visits Capri, a restaurant in a rut that's owned by identical twins Jim and Jeff and is closed more often than it's open. (S4 Ep12).

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Mojito, The Junction (formerly Flamangos) and Bazzini - to check in with the owners he helped. Is he pleased with their progress? (S4 Ep13).

Richard Ayoade is joined by comedy titan Eddie Izzard for two days in Slovenia, including Ljubljana, local tapas, orange wine, and a trip to the stunningly beautiful Lake Bled. (S7 Ep3/4).

Richard Ayoade and comedian Morgana Robinson tour a sweltering Milan, taking in paintings, a musical pasta-making lesson, and a drink in the smallest bar in the world. (S7 Ep4/4).

robots, and an impressive hose.

Amy has a meltdown when she feels the pressure of what it would mean for women everywhere if she were to win a Nobel Prize. (S12 Ep19/24).

Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22).

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Miles Jupp take on Jon Richardson and Greg Davies. Holly Walsh joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S7 Ep5/17).

can Mark Watson open an unlocked briefcase? (S5 Ep3/8).

Jim sets up a giant dog cage for Milson in the Goodmans' living room, and Aunty Val's got a hot date with a 'sex robot'. (S6 Ep5).

Adam and Jonny bring their 'females' home to meet the parents. Cue an overexcited Mum and an extremely embarrassing Dad. (S6 Ep6/6).

Hayley's cheeky cartoon tattoo is threatening to derail her wedding plans and Mick wants to cover an X-rated inking that's causing embarrassment to his daughter. (S2 Ep15).

The first half of a two-part compilation of all the best bits from series 21, with Jimmy Carr, Rob Beckett, Aisling Bea, Katherine Ryan, Richard Osman, Sara Pascoe, Oti Mabuse and more.

Evan is thrilled to open his first bank account but is unsure if he should use his American name or his Chinese name on the account.

The flip house is finally finished, and Jessica convinces Honey and Grandma that they would make more money if they rent it out instead.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Hal accuses Abe of cheating him at poker, Francis weathers a storm at the logging camp, and Reese and Lois attend a dance class. (S3 Ep8).

Reese is accused of stealing at his new job, Dewey tries to convince his parents that he can keep a goldfish alive, and Malcolm gets irritated with a class genius. (S3 Ep9).

The Huangs are pleasantly surprised to find that Eddie has been awarded a spot in the Honor Society.

After Louis buys Kenny Rogers' stake in Cattleman's Ranch back, he starts to doubt his instincts as sole owner.

Mel's attempts to teach Lennox how to drive don't go very well, but when Joe offers to take over the lessons, Mel refuses to allow it. (S2 Ep11/15).

When Joe tries to smooth over the troubled relationship between Mel and her mother Monica, he gives Monica some advice that infuriates Mel. (S2 Ep12/15).

Much to Dewey's horror, Hal becomes coach of Dewey's football team. Malcolm gets unexpected results when he programs his computer to act out the lives of his family. (S3 Ep16).

Dewey hides a dog from his parents, who are trying to have a romantic date - despite both of them being sick. Spangler finds Francis at the logging camp. (S3 Ep17).

Ted's friends try to help him woo the perfect woman from his college days, but Barney and Robin spoil his big chance. Will he still get his girl? (S5 Ep10/24).

Ted meets attractive PhD student Cindy, who is tired of men falling in love with her roommate. Will Ted fall for her instead? (S5 Ep12/24).

In an hour-long Christmas extravaganza, Richard Ayoade and Mad Men actor Jon Hamm tour Hong Kong, taking in a tai chi drop-in session, a ride in a chopper and some fusion dim sum.

a rugged, outdoor affair amidst the elements on a remote Scottish island (S10 Ep 09).

Robert Powells, the president of Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops, the largest fizzy drink and sweet shop franchise in America, goes incognito among his staff. (S6 Ep6/13).

Rick Forman, founder and CEO of New Jersey-based discount clothing superstore Forman Mills, dons a disguise to go undercover in his workforce, posing as a reality TV contestant. (S6 Ep7/13).

Gordon Ramsay visits New Jersey to save floundering soul food restaurant Blackberry's. Owner Shelley doesn't want to hear his advice, but then Gordon finds a dead mouse. (S5 Ep1).

Gordon Ramsay visits New Jersey to rescue Italian restaurant Leone's. Rose had built a thriving business, but when she spent two years in hospital, her son ran it into the ground. (S5 Ep2).

Richard Ayoade is back on his mini-break travels. Comedy goddess Dawn French joins him in Athens for some ancient history, doughnuts, molecular food, ouzo, and a radical pedicure. (S8 Ep1).

Nish Kumar joins Richard Ayoade for a potter round Porto. Their hectic mini-break includes scooters, a tipple or two, a fat sandwich, pastries, confession and amazing views. (S8 Ep2/4).

Alex Horne is pelted with milk and gin, Bridget Christie has many questions about shoes, Judi Love is bewildered by bunting, and Ardal O'Hanlon looks a bit bereft.

Raj publishes a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Penny encourages Leonard to stand up for himself. (S12 Ep20/24).

When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22).

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Bob Mortimer take on Sarah Millican and Katherine Ryan. Alex Horne and The Horne Section join Susie in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S7 Ep7/17).

can anyone recognise Alex Horne when he's wearing a hat? (S5 Ep4/8).

Adam and Jonny bring their 'females' home to meet the parents. Cue an overexcited Mum and an extremely embarrassing Dad. (S6 Ep6/6).

Mum has made a fantastic meal. The boys are delighted that Grandma is joining them but horrified that 'Horrible Grandma' is also coming. And Jim turns up as Father Christmas.

It's Halloween in the pop-up parlour. Sketch slays Fiona's zombie and helps Spike with a monster of a tattoo. Glen gives magician George a frightening new friend. (S4 Ep1).

The second half of a two-part compilation of all the best bits from series 21, with Jimmy Carr, Rob Beckett, Aisling Bea, Katherine Ryan, Richard Osman, Sara Pascoe, Oti Mabuse and more.

Louis helps Emery become the cool kid at school and Jessica chaperones Eddie's field trip to Colonial Floridatowne, proving that she can be a fun mom.

Eddie is excited for his mum to meet his girlfriend Alison, but worries his mum will not approve since she is not Chinese.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

A scathing review from a customer leads to a makeover for Lois. And while the boys take on Hal at basketball, Francis becomes a rat catcher. (S3 Ep10).

At a company picnic, Hal anxiously tries to avoid his new boss. And Lois forbids Dewey from eating sweets to avoid a hyperactive incident. (S3 Ep11).

Honey plans a relaxing vacation before the baby arrives, but Jessica turns the trip into a quest to get Stephen King to endorse her novel.

While Honey and Marvin celebrate the birth of their baby, Jessica's book is finally released, and she's optimistically looking forward to a bookstore reading.

When Lennox starts an internship at Mel's office, she hits it off with a fellow intern who happens to work for Mel's biggest political rival. (S2 Ep13/15).

When Joe's Russian girlfriend Elena comes to visit, she soon starts to monopolise him, leaving no time for his domestic duties, which irritates Mel. (S2 Ep14/15).

While Hal starts contests with his poker buddies, Reese sets Stevie up with a player's daughter. Malcolm discovers the daughter of another player has a gun in her bag. (S3 Ep18).

After the family car gets damaged and the boys won't own up to causing the incident, Hal takes them to see a psychiatrist. (S3 Ep19).

Marshall tells Ted a series of anecdotes about his colleague, who is called Jenkins. Later on, Ted is surprised to discover that Jenkins is a woman. (S5 Ep13/24).

Barney reaches a milestone, Lily and Marshall realise they've been using the same toothbrush, Robin waits to hear from a date, and Ted insults a student. (S5 Ep14/24).

Richard Ayoade brings inspiration to all mini-breakers as he heads to Belgium with comedian Lee Mack for culture, comics, puppets, waffles, mussels and pralines. (S6 Ep1/4).

Richard Ayoade brings inspiration to all mini-breakers as he heads to Norway with actor Fay Ripley for two days of sledging, screaming, skiing, sculpture and scoff. (S6 Ep2/4).

Bride Kelly's dream as a child was to be a pro dancer, but her aspirations were cut short by illness. Fiancé David is planning a vibrant wedding with a dancing flash mob. (S10 Ep 11).

Rick Forman, founder and CEO of New Jersey-based discount clothing superstore Forman Mills, dons a disguise to go undercover in his workforce, posing as a reality TV contestant. (S6 Ep7/13).

Jessica Herrin, CEO of Stella & Dot, a direct sales company in the jewellery and accessories field with headquarters in San Francisco, goes undercover alongside her employees. (S6 Ep8/13).

In the first half of a two-part Nightmare, Gordon tries to save The Burger Kitchen in Los Angeles, which is run by a dysfunctional family in a state of constant conflict. (S5 Ep3).

In the second half of a two-part Nightmare at The Burger Kitchen in Los Angeles, can Gordon Ramsay bring together the fragmented Saffron family and save their failing restaurant? (S5 Ep4).

Richard Ayoade's joined by Alice Levine - DJ, broadcaster, podcaster - as the pair go on a rapid fling round the Estonian capital and all of the city's most see-able sights. (S8 Ep3/4).

Richard Ayoade and Bob Mortimer go for a spin round cosmopolitan Hamburg. There's a Beatles tour in the red-light district, some local hash - corned beef - and hip cocktails. (S8 Ep4/4).

The comics are baffled by high fives and a fish tank. Bridget Christie has a present for the Taskmaster, and Sophie Duker covers some keys in saliva.

Barry Kripke finds proof that Dr Pemberton plagiarised his thesis in college. Should Sheldon and Amy turn in their rival? (S12 Ep21/24).

Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22).

In the second series, team cohesion in IT at Reynholm Industries is running at capacity, largely thanks to work outings, dinner parties and the manipulation of cannibals.

When a bad bra makes Jen lose concentration in a board meeting, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and invents a bra that will never fail. (S2 Ep5/6).

Richard Ayoade is back on his mini-break travels. Comedy goddess Dawn French joins him in Athens for some ancient history, doughnuts, molecular food, ouzo, and a radical pedicure. (S8 Ep1).

Nish Kumar joins Richard Ayoade for a potter round Porto. Their hectic mini-break includes scooters, a tipple or two, a fat sandwich, pastries, confession and amazing views. (S8 Ep2/4).

The guys pose as New York City cab drivers, and solicit undeserved congratulations at the park. The loser plays sheriff in an old Nevada town. (S5 Ep6).

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q make bizarre passes at supermarket shoppers, and pose as roving reporters asking ridiculous questions. (S5 Ep10).

Who will become Wipeout Champion and take the cash prize home? It all depends on who can complete the Wipeout assault course. (S8 Ep18).

Will any of today's contestants step up and defeat the Wipeout assault course? Watch along with hosts John Cena and Nicole Byer. (S8 Ep19).

Louis' estranged brother, Gene, comes to visit to share big news with the family. Eddie tries to find creative ways to watch the latest Chris Rock comedy special.

Louis flies the entire family to Taiwan to make things right with his brother Gene. Jessica takes Eddie, Emery and Evan to her favourite childhood locales.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

As the picnic continues, Hal suffers a case of mistaken identity, Malcolm further humiliates himself, and Reese bonds with his scavenger hunt partner. (S3 Ep12).

Reese gets into trouble during his first driving lesson. Malcolm helps Craig install a new stereo. And Francis barters an endless chain of favours to pay off a debt. (S3 Ep13).

Malcolm reveals Cynthia's big secret to Reese. Dewey helps Hal overcome his fear of kites. And Francis becomes enchanted with a totem pole. (S3 Ep14).

Lois and Hal are angry when Francis arrives at Hal's birthday with his new wife. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey run away from home because of all the yelling. (S3 Ep15).

Much to Dewey's horror, Hal becomes coach of Dewey's football team. Malcolm gets unexpected results when he programs his computer to act out the lives of his family. (S3 Ep16).

A worried Mary sends Sheldon to Sunday school after she finds him playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tam and Billy. (S1 Ep11/22).

Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between his parents over the family finances. (S1 Ep12/22).

Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22).

When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22).

Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22).

Comic book lover Anthony has planned an underground Batcave-like wedding for Lauren, who doesn't like 'the dark', 'small spaces', or 'nature'. A cave is surely right up her street then.

Ola's handed over control of her wedding to super-cool groom Raphael, who's looking to plan a gigantic Nigerian wedding for the ages. But last-minute planning could derail the whole thing.

Groom Dan plans to prove his romantic prowess by organising a grand Shakespearean wedding in Italy for bride Kate. However, he's hoping for a happier ending than the play he's inspired by.

a rugged, outdoor affair amidst the elements on a remote Scottish island (S10 Ep 09).

Bride Kelly's dream as a child was to be a pro dancer, but her aspirations were cut short by illness. Fiancé David is planning a vibrant wedding with a dancing flash mob. (S10 Ep 11).

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S4 Ep10).

In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. He meets micromanaging owner Dr Una Morris, who's also a radiotherapist. Can Gordon offer a remedy? (S4 Ep11).

In Eagle Rock, California, Gordon Ramsay visits Capri, a restaurant in a rut that's owned by identical twins Jim and Jeff and is closed more often than it's open. (S4 Ep12).

Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of Michael and Halley while they are away. (S12 Ep17/24).

When their academic competitors charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to get some Nobel laureates on their side. (S12 Ep18/24).

Amy has a meltdown when she feels the pressure of what it would mean for women everywhere if she were to win a Nobel Prize. (S12 Ep19/24).

Raj publishes a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Penny encourages Leonard to stand up for himself. (S12 Ep20/24).

Barry Kripke finds proof that Dr Pemberton plagiarised his thesis in college. Should Sheldon and Amy turn in their rival? (S12 Ep21/24).

Jimmy Carr hosts the topical panel show, with team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea and guests Craig Revel Horwood, Alex Jones and comedians Katherine Ryan and Dane Baptiste. (S19 Ep5).

Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show, joined by team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea, together with Chris Kamara, Tom Davies, James Acaster and Tiff Stevenson. (S19 Ep6).

Candid comedy. The Quinn household is buzzing ahead of the day trip to Portrush. Surely an unfeasible amount of sandwiches and a surfboard is all they need? (S3 Ep3).

Candid comedy. James is put to the test as the gang set off in a van full of hooch and high hopes to an adult-free house in Donegal. And the Quinns visit a psychic. (S3 Ep4).

Richard Ayoade is back on his mini-break travels. Comedy goddess Dawn French joins him in Athens for some ancient history, doughnuts, molecular food, ouzo, and a radical pedicure. (S8 Ep1).

Nish Kumar joins Richard Ayoade for a potter round Porto. Their hectic mini-break includes scooters, a tipple or two, a fat sandwich, pastries, confession and amazing views. (S8 Ep2/4).

Ted goes on a date with Jen. They realise that they dated seven years ago but carry on with the date in order to determine what went wrong the first time. (S5 Ep02).

Marshall and Lily's eagerness to spend time with other couples strains their friendship with Robin and Barney, while Ted gets a new nickname. (S5 Ep04).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Dewey hides a dog from his parents, who are trying to have a romantic date - despite both of them being sick. Spangler finds Francis at the logging camp. (S3 Ep17).

While Hal starts contests with his poker buddies, Reese sets Stevie up with a player's daughter. Malcolm discovers the daughter of another player has a gun in her bag. (S3 Ep18).

After the family car gets damaged and the boys won't own up to causing the incident, Hal takes them to see a psychiatrist. (S3 Ep19).

While Lois is on jury duty, Hal tries to solve the murder case that he thinks she's assigned to. Meanwhile, the boys get lost in a sewer. (S3 Ep20).

To their horror, Malcolm and the Krelboynes have to join the regular student body. Hal itches to knock down Dewey's elaborate domino set-up. (S3 Ep21).

Craig's new helper monkey turns vicious. Francis is stuck between his wife and his best friend, who hate each other. (S3 Ep22).

In a special dress-up epsiode of Wipeout; costumed contestants will compete against each other in a rapid attempt to defeat the Wipeout assault course. (S9 Ep2).

Armando Montelongo, CEO of Texas-based Armando Montelongo Companies, one of the leaders in real estate investment education in the US, goes incognito to work beside his staff. (S6 Ep9/13).

Gina Butler is the founder and CEO of Gigi's Cupcakes, one of America's most successful bakeries, based in Nashville. She dons a disguise to go undercover among her workforce. (S6 Ep10).

Courtland Gray, chief operating officer of Mississippi-based audio equipment manufacturer Peavey Electronics, goes incognito in his workforce. How do the front-line staff feel? (S6 Ep12).

Todd Pedersen, the founder and CEO of Vivint, a leading solar and home security firm based in Utah, goes undercover among his employees, posing as a reality show contestant. (S6 Ep13).

Nader Masadeh, the president and CEO of Buffalo Wings & Rings, goes undercover in his own company to ensure that his standards are being kept across the brand. (S7 Ep1).

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Mojito, The Junction (formerly Flamangos) and Bazzini - to check in with the owners he helped. Is he pleased with their progress? (S4 Ep13).

Gordon Ramsay visits New Jersey to save floundering soul food restaurant Blackberry's. Owner Shelley doesn't want to hear his advice, but then Gordon finds a dead mouse. (S5 Ep1).

Gordon Ramsay visits New Jersey to rescue Italian restaurant Leone's. Rose had built a thriving business, but when she spent two years in hospital, her son ran it into the ground. (S5 Ep2).

In the first half of a two-part Nightmare, Gordon tries to save The Burger Kitchen in Los Angeles, which is run by a dysfunctional family in a state of constant conflict. (S5 Ep3).

In the second half of a two-part Nightmare at The Burger Kitchen in Los Angeles, can Gordon Ramsay bring together the fragmented Saffron family and save their failing restaurant? (S5 Ep4).

Andy Zaltzman dirties Alex Horne's trousers, Emma Sidi reveals a startling belief about socks, Jack Dee does some energetic air cycling, and Babátúndé Aléshé phones a friend. (S18 Ep8/10).

Candid comedy. The Quinn household is buzzing ahead of the day trip to Portrush. Surely an unfeasible amount of sandwiches and a surfboard is all they need? (S3 Ep3).

Candid comedy. James is put to the test as the gang set off in a van full of hooch and high hopes to an adult-free house in Donegal. And the Quinns visit a psychic. (S3 Ep4).

Richard Ayoade is back on his mini-break travels. Comedy goddess Dawn French joins him in Athens for some ancient history, doughnuts, molecular food, ouzo, and a radical pedicure. (S8 Ep1).

Nish Kumar joins Richard Ayoade for a potter round Porto. Their hectic mini-break includes scooters, a tipple or two, a fat sandwich, pastries, confession and amazing views. (S8 Ep2/4).

The guys draw blanks while posing as caricature artists. And one Joker gears up to interview a tough-as-nails motorcycle gang. (S4 Ep3).

The guys play a game of Put-Pocket at a grocery store and then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's mobile phones. (S4 Ep16).

The guys get punchy while giving boxing lessons. When the loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience, he's the one who gets scared. (S4 Ep17).

The guys ask strangers to settle odd debates and spread good news at the mall. The loser has his hands tied at the park, and it turns into a frightful mess. (S4 Ep18).

Ted, Lily and Marshall try to break Barney and Robin up when they fall into a relationship rut and become unlike their former selves. (S5 Ep07).

Robin is excited to be working with a legendary news anchor but is soon irked to learn he isn't nearly as professional as she originally thought. (S5 Ep11).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Dewey and Malcolm fall into a tiger pen at the zoo. Reese butts heads with a goat. Francis takes a new job at a ranch. (S4 Ep1).

Malcolm endures extreme humiliation during his first week at high school. Dewey revels in returning to an empty house after school when he becomes a latchkey kid. (S4 Ep2).

Jessica offers to take care of new mother Honey, Eddie and Emery attempt to put together an exercise regimen, and Louis tries to bond more with Evan.

Jessica and Louis babysit Honey and Marvin's baby and try to wean her off her dummy. Eddie is hired by mattress store owner Harv, but has to work alone in the creepy shop.

Joe offers to marry Elena in order to keep her in the USA, but a shocked Mel refuses to take part in the scheme, until circumstances force her to get involved. (S2 Ep15/15).

Joe no longer feels needed as a nanny in the Burke household and starts looking for a new job, much to Mel's alarm. Ryder gets in trouble on a school camping trip. (S3 Ep1/16).

While Lois is on jury duty, Hal tries to solve the murder case that he thinks she's assigned to. Meanwhile, the boys get lost in a sewer. (S3 Ep20).

To their horror, Malcolm and the Krelboynes have to join the regular student body. Hal itches to knock down Dewey's elaborate domino set-up. (S3 Ep21).

Barney holds his phone number up during the Super Bowl broadcast and is inundated with phone calls from women. Lily and Marshall set Ted up on a blind date. (S5 Ep15/24).

Ted is humiliated when he sees a woman he's dating on another date on the night they were supposed to meet. Marshall is charmed by a man who is smitten with Lily. (S5 Ep16/24).

Richard Ayoade heads to Portugal with actor/writer Robert Webb for two days of wine, cake, fish, bananas, cable cars and embroidery lessons. (S6 Ep3/4).

Shazia Mirza joins Richard Ayoade for a two day detour in the south of France, including blue art, fancy yachts, a glam helicopter ride and a trip to the casino. (S6 Ep4/4).

Petrolhead Adam has decided to throw his wedding to Victoria in the middle of a car show. With, for some reason, an Elvis impersonator called Elvin officiating the ceremony. (S10 Ep 12).

Nader Masadeh, the president and CEO of Buffalo Wings & Rings, goes undercover in his own company to ensure that his standards are being kept across the brand. (S7 Ep1).

Shawnon Bellah, chief operating officer of Nestlé Toll House Café by Chip, works undercover among her staff, learning about cookie decoration and the drive-thru experience. (S7 Ep2).

Gordon Ramsay travels to Orange County, Southern California, to try to save Italian restaurant Luigi's from a disaster. (S5 Ep5).

In Atlanta, Gordon helps first-time restaurant owners Richard and Jorge, whose establishment, Park's Edge, is in trouble due to their constant fighting, poor food and bad vibes. (S5 Ep6).

Richard Ayoade and Joe Wilkinson whizz around the historic Polish city of Krakow. There are dumplings, vodka, salt mines, showcase socialist realism and even a bit of soldering. (S9 Ep3/4).

Richard Ayoade and comedian Ellie Taylor meander around Madrid, following a two-day itinerary rich in art, history, histrionics, vermouth and ham - lots of ham. (S9 Ep4/4).

Comedy game show. Ardal O'Hanlon straddles a mannequin, Chris Ramsey takes a sausage to the nose, Sophie Duker asks a very good question, and Alex Horne displays a mastery of mimicry.

Leonard is surprised when his mother Beverly comes to visit and is kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. (S12 Ep22/24).

A disappointing lack of success in a science fair competition sends Sheldon's life in a new direction. (S1 Ep16/22).

Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by guests Kathy Burke, David Baddiel and Alex Horne and the Horne section. With Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.

Comedy game show. Alex Horne risks the Taskmaster's wrath by setting a cheeky unsanctioned task, and Sally Phillips locks herself in the caravan with an amorous water cooler. (S5 Ep5/8).

In the first ever episode, Rick takes Morty of another dimension on a mission to find the seeds to mega-trees. (S1 Ep1/11).

Rick builds a device to make the family dog Snuffles more intelligent but things go awry. Rick and Morty invade the dreams of Morty's maths teacher Mr Goldenfold. (S1 Ep2/11).

Jay banishes Ant's backside buddy, while Glen checks out Erika's checklist. Alice blows away Cheryl's windy devil and Sketch sorts out Jason's sambuca stunt scar. (S4 Ep2).

Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show and he's joined by Rob Beckett, Katherine Ryan, Richard Osman, Tom Allen, Sophie Hermann and Sophie Duker. (S22 Ep1).

Eddie shows Emery the ropes on his first day of middle school. And Jessica is thoroughly offended when Louis hires a housekeeper to help lighten her load at home.

It's Halloween, Louis' favourite holiday, and he makes every attempt to scare Jessica. But she is buried in her word processor, drafting her first horror novel.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

When Lois is repeatedly insulted at Hal's family reunion, the boys plot revenge and Hal decides to finally stand up to his father. (S4 Ep3).

Malcolm tries to 'dumb down' to attract a cute girl who he thinks is unintelligent. Meanwhile, Hal rents a steamroller and becomes addicted to crushing things. (S4 Ep4).

Louis makes it his mission to teach Eddie how to be a good driver after a police officer makes an inappropriate Asian driver stereotype comment.

Jessica and Lewis are thrilled when a Chinese family moves into the neighbourhood. Jessica immediately bonds with Elaine, who helps her solve a problem.

Mel dates a divorced guy whose ex-wife happens to be going out with Joe, but a disagreement soon arises over custody of the former couple's son. (S3 Ep2/16).

When Joe gets a new job at City Hall he soon finds himself caught up in another potential financial scandal, which could put Mel's career at risk. (S3 Ep3/16).

Craig's new helper monkey turns vicious. Francis is stuck between his wife and his best friend, who hate each other. (S3 Ep22).

Dewey and Malcolm fall into a tiger pen at the zoo. Reese butts heads with a goat. Francis takes a new job at a ranch. (S4 Ep1).

Lily is annoyed with Ted for inviting his new date Amanda to her birthday dinner, complaining about the run of short-lived girlfriends he brings along each year. (S5 Ep18/24).

Marshall gets mugged at gun point. Lily applies for a gun licence to make them both feel safer, but Marshall objects and makes up a tall story to calm her down. (S5 Ep19/24).

Richard Ayoade returns, delivering the definitive guide to a minibreak in Switzerland's largest city. Joining him for fondue, hot chocolate, Dada and footie is Frank Skinner. (S7 Ep 1/4).

Richard Ayoade and comic actor Jessica Knappett tour the White Isle of the Med - taking in some alfresco art, deluxe cocktails, an exclusive supper club and a hippy gong bath. (S7 Ep 2/4).

a no-holds-barred stag do in infamous party city Prague. (S4 Ep1).

Shawnon Bellah, chief operating officer of Nestlé Toll House Café by Chip, works undercover among her staff, learning about cookie decoration and the drive-thru experience. (S7 Ep2).

Sam Dushey, the CEO of Shoppers World, goes incognito among his own workforce, seeking reassurance that his stores are performing to his high standards as the business grows. (S7 Ep3/12).

Gordon Ramsay helps a family-run Greek restaurant turn its fortunes around in Ventura Harbor in southern California. But he uncovers a shocking family secret. (S5 Ep7).

In Oakhurst, New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay helps the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. (S5 Ep8).

Alan Davies joins Joe Lycett for a traverse around Trieste, where they shoot the breeze at the Wind Museum and go food and fizz pairing in Prosecco.

Desiree Burch joins Joe Lycett for some snow-filled shenanigans in Lapland, where they have a crack at ice fishing, get carried away on a sleigh-ride and spark hope for some aurorae gazing.

Comedy game show. Chris Ramsey draws the line at dried spaghetti, the comics are shaken and stirred by a big tube, and Judi Love 'impresses' the Taskmaster with her life achievements.

Sheldon and Amy stay up late awaiting a phone call that could bring big news from the Nobel Committee: are their lives about to change? (S12 Ep23/24).

When Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, Mary and George disagree about how to handle the situation. (S1 Ep17/22).

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Stephen Mangan take on guest captain Richard Ayoade and Katherine Ryan. Bill Bailey joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S13 Ep3/3).

Comedy game show. Alex Horne has a makeover, Bob Mortimer champions sausage meat, Sally Phillips returns to the womb, and Nish Kumar has a heart-to-heart with the Taskmaster. (S5 Ep6/8).

Rick has built a tiny amusement park inside his homeless friend Ruben's body, but when problems arise he must shrink Morty down and inject him into the site. (S1 Ep3/11).

Rick and Morty try to get to the bottom of a twisted mystery when aliens transport them into an alternate reality created in a huge simulation chamber. (S1 Ep4/11).

Alice flushes away Lucy's toilet tatt, Jay tackles Tom's superhero design, Sketch covers Chris's boastful nickname and Glen removes Darren's chat-up line leg art. (S4 Ep3).

Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show, with Rob Beckett, Katherine Ryan, Joe Swash, Angela Scanlon, Jamali Maddix and Maisie Adam. (S22 Ep2).

As the Cattleman's Ranch staff prepare to serve as a polling station for the 1996 election, Jessica suspects that one of the restaurant employees may be undocumented.

Louis and Jessica decide to open Cattleman's Ranch on Thanksgiving Day, inspiring Emery and Evan to take heed of the restaurant business.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

As Malcolm and Reese fight an escalating battle of revenge, they flash back to the chain of events that led to the war. Francis and Otto fear an evil cow. (S4 Ep5).

Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him. Dewey has an evil twin. Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex for a week. (S4 Ep6).

Jessica's concerned when she discovers that Eddie's substitute English teacher has thrown out the class syllabus and is instructing the students in a radically progressive way.

Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone? When Eddie passes on working at the steakhouse again, Louis ends up hiring one of his son's friends, which doesn't sit well with Eddie.

When Joe embarks on an exciting new relationship, Mel persuades him to consider the virtues of waiting before he goes to bed with his date. (S3 Ep4/16).

Mel reconnects with her childhood friend Austin, but as their new relationship develops, Joe comes to suspect that the two of them could be related. (S3 Ep5/16).

Malcolm endures extreme humiliation during his first week at high school. Dewey revels in returning to an empty house after school when he becomes a latchkey kid. (S4 Ep2).

When Lois is repeatedly insulted at Hal's family reunion, the boys plot revenge and Hal decides to finally stand up to his father. (S4 Ep3).

Ted is upset when his mum marries her long-term partner and walks out of the wedding, refusing to give a speech. Later, he buys a house on a whim. (S5 Ep20/24).

After Don asks Robin to move in with him, she decides it's time for Ted and Barney to meet him. They both react badly when they realise Robin has moved on. (S5 Ep21/24).

Richard Ayoade is joined by comedy titan Eddie Izzard for two days in Slovenia, including Ljubljana, local tapas, orange wine, and a trip to the stunningly beautiful Lake Bled. (S7 Ep3/4).

Richard Ayoade and comedian Morgana Robinson tour a sweltering Milan, taking in paintings, a musical pasta-making lesson, and a drink in the smallest bar in the world. (S7 Ep4/4).

Headstrong Hannah knows exactly what she wants from her wedding. And after a five-day stag including a trip to Poland, groom Andy feels her wrath when he makes a footwear error. (S4 Ep2).

Sam Dushey, the CEO of Shoppers World, goes incognito among his own workforce, seeking reassurance that his stores are performing to his high standards as the business grows. (S7 Ep3/12).

Tim Betts, the CEO of Muscle Maker Grill, goes undercover in the company he recently bought, hoping to find that each restaurant branch is following the same high standards. (S7 Ep4/12).

In Austin, Texas, Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9).

Gordon Ramsay visits Michon's, a family-run smokehouse in Atlanta. Can Gordon help the unwell owner address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep10).

Comedian Adam Buxton and Joe Lycett peruse Prague's wonders, as they kayak down the river Vltava, sample sausages out of skulls and caviar-laced ice cream, and enjoy a beer spa.

Jessica Fostekew and Joe Lycett enjoy a Canarian caper in Lanzarote, as they trike through the lunar landscape, sample volcanic vino and cactus croquettes, and tour the lava tunnels.

Comedy game show. Taskmaster Greg Davies delivers rough justice as Ardal O'Hanlon sings about a fence, Judi Love designs classy headgear, and Sophie Duker displays world-class endurance.

Howard and Bernadette go on a trip without their children, Leonard and Penny try to keep a secret, and Raj makes a new friend. (S12 Ep24/24).

When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22).

Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Cariad Lloyd take on Alan Carr and Kevin Bridges. Elis James and John Robins join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S14 Ep1/5).

Comedy game show. In the series semi-final, Greg Davies and Alex Horne baffle the contestants by giving them bread to hold while blindfolded and calling yet another referendum. (S5 Ep7/8).

Rick allows Morty to lead their next expedition, and provides an inventive solution to the family's trivial problems. (S1 Ep5/11).

Rick gives Morty a potion that will attract Jessica, the girl of his dreams, to him at the school dance. (S1 Ep6/11).

Lisa pays tribute to her idol, Jack covers his literal leg tattoo, Alice cleans up Lana's dirty mouth, while Sketch runs rings around Sergiu's romantic gesture. (S4 Ep4).

Jimmy Carr hosts as team captains Rob Beckett and Katherine Ryan are joined by Nadine Coyle, Spencer Matthews, Vogue Williams, Kerry Godliman and Phil Wang. (S22 Ep3).

What Would Jessica Do?: Sundays are reserved for Jessica and Evan's weekly Costco run, but Jessica is thrown when Evan goes to church instead.

To celebrate their anniversary, Eddie agrees to take Alison to see a remake of Romeo and Juliet.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Malcolm tries to not speak his mind. Hal takes up race-walking. Reese goes on a date with his girlfriend - and Craig. (S4 Ep7).

On a family visit to Francis's ranch, Hal is disappointed in Francis's success, while Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grown-up. (S4 Ep8).

The battle begins between mother and son when Eddie informs Jessica that he wants to spend Christmas with his friend Nicole in New York.

Louis and Jessica think they've won a weekend getaway at a posh resort, but instead they end up at a marriage retreat for troubled couples.

Joe manages to foil Mel and Austin's weekend plans for a romantic getaway when he accidentally injures Austin during a game of pool. (S3 Ep6/16).

Mel and Austin have different opinions about whether or not to have children. Lennox struggles to write her college admissions essay. (S3 Ep7/16).

Malcolm tries to 'dumb down' to attract a cute girl who he thinks is unintelligent. Meanwhile, Hal rents a steamroller and becomes addicted to crushing things. (S4 Ep4).

As Malcolm and Reese fight an escalating battle of revenge, they flash back to the chain of events that led to the war. Francis and Otto fear an evil cow. (S4 Ep5).

Lily and Marshall discuss having children, Ted mixes with a new social crowd and Barney worries that the gang is drifting apart. (S5 Ep22/24).

Ted takes a date to see a new hit film, but the plot eerily reflects his relationship with Stella. Then he discovers Stella's fiancé wrote the screenplay. (S5 Ep23/24).

Richard Ayoade is back on his mini-break travels. Comedy goddess Dawn French joins him in Athens for some ancient history, doughnuts, molecular food and a radical pedicure. (S8 Ep1/4).

Nish Kumar joins Richard Ayoade for a potter round Porto. Their hectic mini-break includes scooters, a tipple or two, a fat sandwich, pastries, confession and amazing views. (S8 Ep2/4).

Sally mightn't be feeling too sweet about her fiancé Colin's idea to turn up to their wedding dressed as Willy Wonka. Will she be a fan of the chocolatey big day he's planned? (S4 Ep3).

Tim Betts, the CEO of Muscle Maker Grill, goes undercover in the company he recently bought, hoping to find that each restaurant branch is following the same high standards. (S7 Ep4/12).

Jeff Young, the co-owner of custom signs company YESCO, goes undercover in his own business. He meets staff who have suffered misfortune but remain dedicated to their jobs. (S7 Ep5/12).

In Philadelphia, Gordon Ramsay visits floundering Mexican restaurant Zocalo, which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12).

In Fremont, California, Gordon Ramsay tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13).

In this festive special, Joe Lycett and Stephen Mangan romp around Rio de Janeiro as they take to the skies, try out their samba skills and learn to cook a Christmas dinner Brazilian-style.

Comedy game show. The race for glory heats up as we reach the business end of the series. Bridget Christie researches Welsh royalty, and Judi Love pokes a shoe under a shower curtain.

The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1/17).

Sheldon feels academically unchallenged at school, so he audits a college class taught by his pen pal, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep19/22).

Jimmy Carr hosts as Kathy Burke and Roisin Conaty take on Johnny Vegas and Bob Mortimer. John Cooper Clarke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S14 Ep2/5).

Comedy game show. Aisling Bea, Bob Mortimer, Mark Watson and Sally Phillips battle to win the Taskmaster trophy in the series finale, and Nish Kumar comes along for the ride. (S5 Ep8/8).

Morty fathers an alien baby after convincing Rick to buy him a sexy robot. Rick and Summer visit the robot's planet but get trapped in another dimension. (S1 Ep7/11).

Rick hacks the family's TV to get programmes from infinite realities. But everything goes wrong when Jerry, Beth and Summer use Rick's interdimensional goggles. (S1 Ep8/11).

Sketch conceals a large portrait on biker Les, Alice spreads Becca's favourite food on her leg, and Jay immortalises Ashley's best mate Georgia as a pin-up girl. (S4 Ep5).

Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show as Rob Beckett and Katherine Ryan are joined by guests Gemma Collins, Jordan Stephens, Fin Taylor and Harriet Kemsley. (S22 Ep4).

Evan is accidentally left home alone. Marvin takes a spill and is visited by Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. (S3 Ep8).

During Jessica's US citizenship interview, she reveals stuff about her past that even Louis didn't know. (S3 Ep9).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

When Lois's mother visits, she trips on a leaf and decides to sue Hal and Lois - just as Lois finds out that she's pregnant again. (S4 Ep9).

Wondering about the gender of her new baby, Lois imagines what life would be like if her boys were girls. (S4 Ep10).

Evan has a girlfriend, and Jessica deeply disapproves because she thinks it will distract him from his schoolwork and cause his grades to decline. (S5 Ep10).

Orlando Drift: Eddie finally gets his driver's license but instead of freedom, he finds an endless list of errands from his mum. (S5 Ep11).

Joe convinces Mel to dump her high-maintenance friend Anita, but soon afterwards he begins to date her. Lennox tries to beat Zander's test scores. (S3 Ep8).

Mel desperately tries to act like a cool aunt after discovering that Lennox and Zander have taken their relationship to the next level. (S3 Ep9).

Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him. Dewey has an evil twin. Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex for a week. (S4 Ep6).

Malcolm tries to not speak his mind. Hal takes up race-walking. Reese goes on a date with his girlfriend - and Craig. (S4 Ep7).

Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they see Barney's double, while Robin is delighted to be offered her dream job. (S5 Ep24).

Ted and Barney argue about who has first 'dibs' on asking out a beautiful woman, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family. (S6 Ep1).

Richard Ayoade's joined by Alice Levine - DJ, broadcaster, podcaster - as the pair go on a rapid fling round the Estonian capital and all of the city's most see-able sights. (S8 Ep3/4).

Richard Ayoade and Bob Mortimer go for a spin round cosmopolitan Hamburg. There's a Beatles tour in the red-light district, some local hash - corned beef - and hip cocktails. (S8 Ep4/4).

HMS Belfast, a huge naval ship on the Thames, isn't your typical wedding venue. But it's the one Ian has picked for bride Reanna. Will it impress her - and her big Greek family too.

Jeff Young, the co-owner of custom signs company YESCO, goes undercover in his own business. He meets staff who have suffered misfortune but remain dedicated to their jobs. (S7 Ep5/12).

Scott Gerber, the CEO of hospitality business the Gerber Group, goes undercover in his own organisation, to ensure it is maintaining the reputation that made it such a success. (S7 Ep6/12).

In La Verne in southern California, Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10).

The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14).

In an hour-long Christmas extravaganza, Richard Ayoade and Mad Men actor Jon Hamm tour Hong Kong, taking in a tai chi drop-in session, a ride in a chopper and some fusion dim sum.

Comedy game show. It's the grand final! Why is Chris Ramsey rapping about aubergines? Can Bridget Christie whistle? And will Judi Love ever win an episode.

Sheldon sneaks into Penny's flat to tidy it. She's not happy about it. (S1 Ep2/17).

A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22).

Douglas hires Jen as his new PA, giving Moss and Roy freedom in the office. How will they cope without her, and how will she cope with Douglas's advances? (S2 Ep6/6).

Boss Douglas tries to run Reynholm Industries into the ground, Jen has to deal with a builder from hell, Roy loses 20 quid and Moss learns how to stand up to ruffians. (S3 Ep1/6).

Richard Ayoade's joined by Alice Levine - DJ, broadcaster, podcaster - as the pair go on a rapid fling round the Estonian capital and all of the city's most see-able sights. (S8 Ep3/4).

Richard Ayoade and Bob Mortimer go for a spin round cosmopolitan Hamburg. There's a Beatles tour in the red-light district, some local hash - corned beef - and hip cocktails. (S8 Ep4/4).

Three comedians compete in a series of outrageous dares. In this episode they get stuck in a grocery showdown, and beg strangers for questionable quotes. (S6 Ep3).