Jamie Oliver makes a sublime dukkah roast lamb feast with a fantastic hack to speed up cooking.

John and Sue Blakemore host first, at the Golf House on the Isle of Wight. While breakfast is a big hit, a suspicious stain in the loo proves controversial.

Nick and his best friend Layla welcome their rivals to The New Inn in St John's Wood, London. But guests John and Sue are left cold by their 'corporate and impersonal' room.

At The Bunkroom in Chester, David is determined to prove that hostelling is for everyone - even if his wife isn't convinced. What will the guests make of the bunk beds and budget breakfast.

The last visit of the week is to John Graham's The B&B in Blackpool, where competition between the guests builds during a game of tenpin bowling. And there's tension at the dinner table.

The B&Bers meet one last time to find out how much they've been paid and confront their critics. Tension runs high, but who will be crowned best value B&B of the week.

Doug tries to sabotage Carrie's plans to invite her friend Susie and her boring husband Mike to stay over on Thanksgiving.

Doug and Carrie's bowling friends tell Doug that he has to fire Carrie from the team.

Doug reluctantly agrees to invest his Christmas bonus in an online business. Arthur tries to outdo the neighbours' big wreath.

Ally's constantly getting into bed with her parents, complaining about monsters in her room. Sleep-deprived Ray tries everything to solve the problem.

Debra discovers that her mother-in-law prefers Robert's girlfriend solely on the basis that she's a 'good girl', making Debra wonder what exactly a 'good girl' is.

Debra's upset when Ray fails to back her up in an argument with a competitive parent about 'unapproved' pretzels at Ally's little league game.

Roz isn't happy when the station announces that it's found her replacement. But if she stays, she'll have to put up with Frasier's new romance.

Daphne and Niles have an important announcement to make, but Frasier's girlfriend steals their thunder.

The debonair conductor of the Seattle Opera mistakenly believes that Frasier is gay and starts courting him.

In an Emmy-winning episode, Homer wakes up with no memory of the night before and his family gone. Has he done something awful.

When Mayor Quimby calls an early election, the candidates are so uninspiring that the voters elect Ralph Wiggum in protest.

Homer reminisces about how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so that Marge could go to university.

Stuck in a tunnel on Valentine's Day, Homer regales the family with a romantic tale about Bonnie and Clyde.

Professionals: In West Yorkshire, Richard and John host at The Quarry with their British nosh. They face Japanese restaurant Bento and Tammy and Holly's pub, West End House.

The competition begins at NightSky Glamping in Abersoch, run by Angie and her daughter Caitlin. The guests love the hot tubs and views, but one of them admits that they hate camping.

Visit two is to Johnny Dough's Restaurant with Rooms in Conwy, North Wales. After a boat trip, host Morgan reveals his surprising past. Will his efforts produce good scores in the feedback.

We're off to the Peak District for the week's third visit, at The Royal Oak, run by Kadir. But two sets of guests experience some mouldy misery in their bathrooms.

The last visit of the week is to The Dovecote Inn in Nottinghamshire, run by Sam and Sophie. Can their cracking continental turn things around after an underwhelming day out.

On payment day, cutlery quibbles, grout gripes and breakfast bombshells are debated, before the payments are revealed and the winner is announced.

Brilliant Builds: Take a look back at more ingenious improvements. This time: inherited homes, from craving countryside in Chippenham to weary walls in Warwickshire.

Best Homes: The new series continues. From a hilltop fortress to an estuary abode that literally goes with the flow, Phil explores homes inspired by their unique environment.

In Kingston's red-hot property market, Phil helps Mike and David find their first home. And can Kirstie help Kat and Pat find a place of their own before they get married.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Sci-fi blockbuster sequel starring Jeff Goldblum and Liam Hemsworth. Twenty years after Earth repelled a devastating alien invasion, the extraterrestrials return to finish the job.

Darkly comic ursine misadventure about a disparate group of people who happen across a coked-up bear - aka Pablo Eskobear - in the American wilderness. With Keri Russell.

Violent action-thriller with Jason Statham. Terrorists hire a courier to drive a kidnapped woman across Europe, on a journey that gets ever more dangerous.

Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs.

In Devon, Matt and Sarah admit to not knowing what scallops or celeriac are, Jake and Ian question the canapés , and foodies James and Laura get competitive with a French theme.

Sam and Andy's blast-from-the-past bungalow needs a mega overhaul. But after seeing Phil's turnkey treats, will this blast from the past become a thing of the past.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back on some clever builds. In Surrey, Pippa's sick of her 'tatty little bungalow'. Can Kirstie help her fall back in love with her home.

In an Emmy-winning episode, Homer wakes up with no memory of the night before and his family gone. Has he done something awful.

When Mayor Quimby calls an early election, the candidates are so uninspiring that the voters elect Ralph Wiggum in protest.

Homer reminisces about how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so that Marge could go to university.

Stuck in a tunnel on Valentine's Day, Homer regales the family with a romantic tale about Bonnie and Clyde.

Doug reluctantly agrees to be his cousin's best man, but the stag party doesn't go as planned.

Doug arranges a reunion for his school football team but is angry when his championship-winning block is credited to his teammate Tom.

When a cold spell hits New York, Arthur moves into the room next to Doug and Carrie - and soon drives them to distraction.

Robert's traffic school students are bored by his class, so he introduces Traffic Cop Timmy, a puppet who's anything but boring.

Ray becomes concerned with his own mortality when he discovers that he's shrunk a quarter of an inch and is no longer six feet tall.

Ray's shocked when Debra takes all their baby stuff to a garage sale. He didn't know that they'd decided not to have any more children.

It's a battle of the Cranes as Frasier and Martin fall for the same woman - the boys' childhood babysitter.

Frasier feels like a gooseberry on a night out with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee, so Roz convinces him to go on a date with her friend Ann.

Frasier overhears his dad's girlfriend Ronee making a date with another man, but when Martin hears the news, he accuses his son of eavesdropping.

Keala Settle, Seann Walsh and more.

Bart gets a new pranking partner. But when his tricks start to backfire, he doesn't know who to trust.

When Homer goes on a diet, Marge gets suspicious and gets a reality TV producer to keep an eye on him. Bart and Lisa play a disastrous trick on Martin.

The Simpsons take in Springfield's biggest tax evader, Lurleen Lumpkin, who's on the run from the police.

A terrified cockapoo is in a bad way and needs TLC and a haircut. Coco the dachshund must overcome first-date nerves as she meets 25-year-old Liv. Toddler Sam needs a playmate.

John and his daughter Grace get curious around Coimbra in Portugal as they search for John's new forever home. Leah Charles-King shows them what gems await for £100k.

Amazing Spaces' youngest-ever builders turn a battered bus into an ice cream van. George also visits a Portuguese beach home and celebrates three eccentric builds.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

The Victorians viewed train compartments as daring venues of intrigue and romance. And as the 20th century dawns, rail expands across the globe, headed for two shocking World Wars.

Francis battles with the extreme challenges of astronaut training. Can he keep going? After all, there may be more than one way to reach for the stars.

The remaining potters create holiday souvenir sets inspired by seaside towns, and candlestick holders. Who'll make waves, and who can hold onto a place in the next round.

Ordinary people with extraordinary minds compete to be crowned Secret Genius. The contestants enjoy an 'Eye Scream' challenge and quickfire chaos.

Alan Carr and Susie Dent host, as ordinary people with extraordinary minds compete to be crowned Secret Genius. The contestants enjoy an 'Eye Scream' challenge and quickfire chaos.

The Professionals, Noel Edmonds' Kiwi Adventure, Celebrity Puzzling and Olivia Attwood: The Price of Perfection.

Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Judi Love take on Rob Beckett and Miles Jupp. And a special guest parachutes in to help the losing team.

Comedy-drama with Liam Neeson. An estranged father and son team up to fix up and sell an old Tuscan villa that their late wife and mother left to them.

In Oregon, Gordon Ramsay tries to rescue the Applegate River Lodge, which is around $1 million in debt. Can he help the owners turn their fortunes around.

Bart gets a new pranking partner. But when his tricks start to backfire, he doesn't know who to trust.

When Homer goes on a diet, Marge gets suspicious and gets a reality TV producer to keep an eye on him. Bart and Lisa play a disastrous trick on Martin.

The Simpsons take in Springfield's biggest tax evader, Lurleen Lumpkin, who's on the run from the police.

In Rugby, party queens Soroya and Jodie's unusual pie horrifies super-confident Raj. And estate agent Michael and Caroline search for flaws in Raj and Freddie's 'perfect' relationship.

Kirstie Allsopp makes colourful recycled candles and a fun painted pebble game with her sons, and creates a host of cute feathered friends as she shows us how to make loo roll animals.

Carly and Phil can't agree whether to renovate or sell their four-bed High Wycombe semi. Kirstie has a smart solution but will Phil's tempting alternatives seduce them.

Another chance to watch Friday's new episode, with Tom Read Wilson in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Frasier and Lilith practise their parenting skills on Carla's precocious six-year-old son and plan to take him to a fancy restaurant, which annoys Carla.

Sam dates Erin, an exercise fan who exhausts him with her dedication to athletics and outdoor pursuits. Rebecca promotes Norm's decorating business.

Frasier and a pregnant Lilith reject civilisation and move to the wilderness to enjoy a natural way of life. Woody's forced to take his first holiday in ages.

Ray makes the mistake of asking Debra why she married him, rekindling memories of his proposal and his fears that she felt pressured into agreeing.

Ray reminisces about his wedding, when he worried that Debra was more interested in the big day than she was in her groom.

Ray moves his family into his parents' house when the termite exterminators visit. And Debra takes the opportunity to turn the tables on her in-laws.

Niles's ex-wife Maris needs his help. Can he keep her return secret from a pregnant and emotional Daphne.

Niles is suspected as an accomplice to murder, and Frasier accidentally recommends that his brother should be executed.

Lilith and Frasier are both set up on blind dates. on the same day. by a mutual friend. Niles and Daphne are upset when Martin's gun accidentally goes off.

When Maris is accused of murdering her husband, Niles becomes famous and starts mixing in the highest echelons of Seattle society.

The guys are blown away by a secret stash of rare bike and motorcycle parts and the ultimate aviation collectible: a propeller linked to Charles Lindbergh.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up Andy's 1950s Ford Pop hot rod, which is jam-packed with modifications - but they're all bent, broken or riddled with rust.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien make an extraordinary find from a Dutch designer in accountant Debbie's lean-to.

Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Carol and David are making their dream of buying a home in Valencia a reality. They've already sold up in the UK, so the pressure's on to find the one for £225k.

The new series continues. Former soap star Stephen begins a new life as a B&B host in Italy. Can Valentina and Nino get their Bulgarian wellness retreat business off the ground.

The new series continues. It's the second heat and our new pairs tackle attic snug transformations. As team dynamics and creativity are tested, who'll keep their dream alive.

Danielle and Tony explore Estepona to find the perfect pad in paradise for £260k, from a beachside beauty to a place that has Danielle's jaw on the floor. Will they find the place for them.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Jamie Oliver shows us thrifty techniques to turn everyday ingredients into feasts, from crowd-pleasing pasties and gnarly gnocchi to fishcakes and a retro dessert brought up to date.

Twelve new contestants face a 'wheely' hard word game and a confectionary test. But with few final places up for grabs, it won't be a sweet ending for some.

Twelve new contestants face a 'wheely' challenging words game and a sweets memory test. But with only three places up for grabs in the final, it won't be a sweet ending for some.

When Cumali Turhan is reported missing, Essex Police suspect foul play. And when a witness sees Turhan's body thrown out with the rubbish, a murder enquiry begins.

A car is in flames. A thief is fatally stabbed. A 999 call comes in and an investigation begins. But if nothing is what it first seems, can the police bring the guilty to justice.

Danish thriller. A North Zealand police inspector and a Copenhagen journalist follow separate leads towards chilling secrets when a conman is implicated in a murder. In Danish/subs.

Gordon visits Mississippi to rescue the failing Hotel Chester. The owner has 40 years' experience in the hotel industry but is struggling to make things work.

David challenges the notion that cats aren't a guy thing, meets some life-saving cats and explores the ways we can honour our feline family members.

Kirstie revisits Julie and Allen, who decided to list their house and move to a home next to Allen's favourite pub. But did they follow through on their decision.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer look back on Sarah and Ian Renard's two-bed rural renovation in Brixworth that didn't compromise on character.

Kirstie Allsopp shows us how to create beautiful crafts with items we already own. This time, Kirstie turns trash into treasure with Mexican tin art, soap recycling and a tin can dog.

Dodger can no longer hide his trauma from those closest to him. Mercedes makes an unexpected connection. A scare leaves Cleo and Sienna in turmoil. And Tinhead resorts to drastic measures.

Another chance to watch yesterday's new episode, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner. Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Sam brings a VIP guest back to the bar, but when Rebecca loses her diamond earrings, she thinks he might have stolen them and promises Sam anything to get them back.

Sam tries to get a date with a beautiful psychiatrist who works with Frasier and Lilith, but when she won't agree he makes an appointment to see her.

Rebecca decides to sharpen her image and asks Lilith for advice on power-dressing. Woody can't compete when it comes to expensive presents for Kelly.

When Frank backs into Robert's police car, Debra decides that he's not a safe driver and the kids should no longer travel in his car.

Debra decides to undermine the babysitter's popularity when she finds out how much the children like her, but all does not go to plan.

Ray embarrasses Debra at a school auction but then worries about the ways in which she could get revenge.

Frasier, Roz and their colleagues compete against another radio station in a charity competition to see who can lose the most weight.

Frasier invites Roz's insurance agent friend Ann - with whom he once shared a disastrous date - over for dinner to try and get a good insurance deal.

Frasier gets the wrong end of the stick when he overhears Martin inviting Eddie on his romantic weekend away with Ronee, and invites himself along.

Frasier agrees to get Roz tickets for Alice to see child entertainer Nanny G, who also happens to be his ex-wife.

The guys try to buy from a super-handyman on a unique homestead, but will his deal-making end the pick before it even gets going.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up an iconic BMW E30 Alpina. It's Maz's pride and joy, but his ill health has prevented him from getting it back on the road.

In Surrey, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet petrolhead Graham, who collects Kawasaki motorbikes.

Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Maria and Paul dream of owning a home away from home in the Andalucian countryside, where they can escape from the English winters. Can Craig Rowe find the one for their budget of £270k.

The new series continues. In France, chateau owners Sharon and David roll out the red carpet for a hen party. Italian bureaucracy threatens ex-soap star Stephen's dream.

The new series continues. It's the first elimination of the second heat. Whose attic is giving snug as a bug in a rug? And who will guest judges Donna and Paul put through.

Maggy and Lion want a place big enough to work from home while living the good life in verdant, historic Umbria in Italy. Can they find somewhere that's just right for them.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Industry insiders reveal how to get a great holiday at a bargain price. First up, cruises. Jasmine Harman shows us how to enjoy a bon voyage without splashing out.

In Luton, a man is shot in the chest by a stranger. The same suspect threatens a woman. A frantic manhunt is launched to catch the gunman before he strikes again.

An average day in Peterborough is rocked by a spree of violent attacks. In Wales, a young woman dies suspiciously in a car crash. Police launch investigations into two shocking cases.

A man is stabbed to death in broad daylight on a busy Manchester street. The three suspects vanish. Can specialist officers track them down? The next 24 hours are vital.

In the centre of Brighton, a lone officer is violently attacked and urgently needs back-up. And a disorientated drunk going home to bed tries to smash his way into the wrong house.

Ordinary people with extraordinary minds compete to be crowned Secret Genius. The contestants enjoy an 'Eye Scream' challenge and quickfire chaos.

Twelve new contestants face a 'wheely' hard word game and a confectionary test. But with few final places up for grabs, it won't be a sweet ending for some.

Gordon Ramsay visits West Dover in Vermont, where a dog-friendly hotel is run like a hostel - with unpaid staff, instead of paying guests, staying in the rooms.

Tom Davis and Ellie Taylor join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker as they return with the 34th series, offering their unique satirical insight into world events.

In Bristol, the table talk ranges from romantic meetings to naked gardening, and the purple mash is more like Play-Doh, as Colin and Mandy, PJ and Owen, and joker Geoff and Gemma compete.

Kirstie Allsopp shows us how to create beautiful crafts with items we already own. She makes a fun garland from paper, a beautiful spring wreath, and a string-art hot air balloon.

Phil revisits Mark and Suze, who were at loggerheads over their Victorian town house in Cullercoats in North Tyneside. Did they follow through on their final decision.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner. Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Carla's convinced that Eddie will remember their second wedding anniversary, even though he's travelling with the ice show.

Can Sam exploit Rebecca and her sister's mutual animosity to get dates with both of them.

A marriage guidance expert who's an old friend of Frasier's comes to town on a book tour. But while preaching marital fidelity, he makes a pass at Rebecca.

Debra's shocked when she suddenly realises that she wishes her own mother was more like Marie.

Debra thinks that it's Ray's turn to take charge of birth control, so he decides to have his 'wires cut', but then chickens out.

Robert decides that he's too old to be living with his parents, so he moves in with another elderly couple - who turn out to be carbon copies of Frank and Marie.

Frasier dresses up as a clown to help cure a patient of her phobia, but ends up giving Martin a shock that leads him to make a major decision.

Frasier feels guilty after resorting to crime to spice up his life, but his attempts to put things straight have embarrassing consequences.

Frasier hires an attractive professional matchmaker but ends up on a string of bad dates. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth.

Frasier's disappointed to find out that his attractive matchmaker Charlotte already has a boyfriend.

Mike and Frank are stunned by an old tailor shop that's frozen in time, with a bounty of untouched relics, and a secret Prohibition-era bootlegging basement.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up a partially restored 1980s Ford Fiesta XR2 for Brian, who's been experiencing health problems.

In Dumfries and Galloway, Henry Cole gives four bar stools a fluorescent makeover, while Simon O'Brien transforms two old sheep shearer seats into an extraordinary bench.

Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Lee Juggurnauth helps dog lovers Steve and Heather look for a home in Valencia for £240k. Will a rural retreat and a wine cellar impress, or is Lee barking up the wrong tree.

The new series continues. In Bulgaria, Valentina and Nino hope for a smooth launch of their wellness retreat. Can chateau owners Sharon and David get their business on the map.

The new series continues. The three remaining pairs go solo as they create breakfast rooms. Can they demonstrate their own flair while also complementing the chateau's character.

Helen and John look for a perfect holiday home in Almería for £200k, from a place that divides them to a vivacious villa that has them both singing in unison. Will they put in an offer.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Lisa and Linda's top-heavy Tyneside home holds a lot of memories. Will a complete reconfiguration and rethink give it a second chance, or will pastures new prevail.

This series delivers startling new revelations about the 2005 trial of Michael Jackson - with exclusive footage and unheard audio tapes of Jackson, close insiders and the LA police.

In Liverpool, charismatic one-of-a-kind funeral director Hayley helps three families navigating loss to create bespoke and deeply personal farewells to their loved ones.

The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer, Tempting Fortune, Fear, Bradley Walsh: Egypt's Cosmic Code, Last One Laughing and With Love, Meghan.

Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host. Jon Richardson and Roisin Conaty take on Rob Beckett and Kiell Smith-Bynoe. Lou Wall joins Susie in Dictionary Corner.

Dystopian drama. Tom Hiddleston stars in Ben Wheatley's adaptation of JG Ballard's novel. Life for the inhabitants of a huge, luxury tower block descends into savage anarchy.

Francis battles with the extreme challenges of astronaut training. Is he prepared to keep going? After all, there may be more than one way to reach for the stars.

Jamie Oliver uses just five ingredients to create deliciously flavoursome dishes, from a genius way to cook chicken to pie with the easiest dough ever and a treat from José Pizarro.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

In Somerset, Norman and Dee serve up Indian cuisine and charisma. Ashley lets down Sophie by wearing a creased shirt. And Brett and Vicky's chances become rarer as their steaks misfire.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner. Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Rebecca has erotic dreams about Sam. Fearing for her sanity, she seeks Frasier and Lilith's advice. But then a rich man sweeps her off her feet.

When multi-millionaire Robin Colcord tells Rebecca she's the sole reason he visits Cheers, she forgets about Sam and takes off with him instead.

Rebecca looks forward to spending her first night with Robin, while Sam needs a fresh challenge and decides to buy a new bar that he'll run himself.

Ray's jealous when an inexperienced colleague beats him to his lifelong ambition of having an article published in Sports Illustrated.

Ray's advice comes back to haunt him when he's blamed for the break-up of Robert's relationship with Amy.

Frank's not happy when Marie decides that they should both go on a strict diet just before Thanksgiving.

Frasier goes out to dinner with his attractive matchmaker Charlotte. and her boyfriend Frank.

Frasier and Charlotte are stranded in the middle of nowhere when Frasier's car suddenly breaks down. Niles plans Martin's stag party.

Frasier considers throwing out an old pot, but it brings back memories, including the time he accidentally glued himself to an obnoxious blind date.

With Charlotte about to leave for Chicago, Frasier is offered a job in San Francisco.

Mike and Frank pick New York City for the first time, and go back to the future at a sprawling computer store packed with 20th-century technological artefacts.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up their first Honda: a 32-year-old CR-X pocket rocket that's small in size but big on fun. Or this one was - until mice got at it.

In Dumfries and Galloway, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien find an electric organ and a vintage oil dispenser in Maggie's barns, which are brimming with junk.

Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

When Aykan and Cathy first visited Spain, they instantly fell in love with the relaxed lifestyle and now want a place to call home in Dénia. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what £200k can buy.

The new series continues. In Italy, Stephen visits a vineyard to try and build new business partnerships. And couple Tara and Branton launch painting experiences in Tuscany.

The new series continues. It's crunch time as the renovators' breakfast rooms are scrutinised. Who will progress to the chateau event challenge, and whose dream ends here.

George B and George S want a countryside charmer in France's Haute-Vienne region for £75k. Will a quirky cottage with a gorgeous garden, a former forge or a magical farmhouse be the one.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

George follows more builds motivated by strong emotional ties. Lauren and Lee restore Lauren's grandparents' charming but faded cottage in beautiful Matlock Bath.

After Jackson admits on TV that he shares his bed with a child, a police raid on Neverland Ranch reveals disturbing evidence of a warped world of secret rooms and odd mannequins.

After a car mounts the pavement, pedestrians with serious injuries are brought into A&E. Jodie's cut her leg on glass on a night out. And is 61-year-old Crispin having a stroke.

Harry has fallen off his scooter and badly cut his head. A 56-year-old has crashed his motorbike at speed and now his leg's at risk. And Mike hurt himself putting out the rubbish.

The Drone Unit is airborne again hunting crime from above. Some kids have started fires on an allotment. And a burglar is tracked breaking into a rival drug gang's house.

a devoted dad from north London who vanished without a trace in January 2013.

Gordon checks in to Murphys Historic Hotel in northern California, where the owners are distracted from business by the party going on in the rowdy bar.

Moving and innovative documentary about a family who journey to Britain from their native Iraqi Kurdistan to give their profoundly deaf son a brighter future. In BSL & Kurdish/subs.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

The remaining potters create holiday souvenir sets inspired by seaside towns, and candlestick holders. Who'll make waves, and who can hold onto a place in the next round.

Another chance to watch yesterday's new episode, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner. Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

After Maggie makes an important proposal to Cliff, he's afflicted with a puzzling medical condition that strikes when he's faced with commitment.

Norm takes on extra staff to help at his decorating business, but he's such a soft touch that they start to take advantage of him.

Rebecca's irked when her elaborately planned celebration of the 100th anniversary of Cheers is disrupted by Lilith going into labour.

Ray can't seem to stay away from Robert's new flat, which is packed with female visitors. But then Debra unexpectedly turns up.

Ray's upset when his parents swap the personalised toaster he gave them as a Christmas present for a coffee machine.

Ray seeks revenge when he finds out that Frank let him win a game of table tennis when he was 12 years old.

In the last ever episode of the sitcom, Frasier is feeling lonely on his own in the apartment, and San Francisco beckons.

The opening episode of the classic comedy series in which Dr Frasier Crane returns to Seattle, where he has a job as a radio psychiatrist.

While trying to adjust to life with his new housemates, Frasier spends the day searching for a quiet place to read his book.

Frasier and Niles decide to take Martin out for a tip-top meal but end up at his favourite restaurant - the Timber Mill House of Beef.

In Detroit, Frank takes a big risk on one of the greatest pieces he's ever seen. And Mike acquires a Purple Heart military award - and a very special mission.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up a 1973 Citroën SM, one of the greatest ever French cars. But this one has suffered a catastrophic engine failure.

In the Lake District, Simon O'Brien has ambitious plans to turn a pile of old slate into an unusual lamp, while Henry Cole upcycles the seat from an old pony and trap.

Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Rona and Chris can't wait to buy their own French holiday home in Languedoc. Jean Johansson shows them what their £150k budget can buy. Are any of her places perfect.

The new series continues. As the summer season ends, it's crunch time for Tara and Branton's Tuscan painting experiences. And wedding bells ring at Sharon and David's chateau.

The new series continues. The heat two finalists juggle language, logistics and real guests as they transform the Château de la Boutinière grounds. Who'll reach the grand final.

Julie and Ashley look for a beautiful bolthole on Tenerife for £350k. Will a two-terraced suntrap or an apartment that brings Julie to tears before they've even stepped inside be the one.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Facing Putin: Europe's on a knife edge. The western alliance is fragile but the battle to deter Putin has begun. This landmark series follows NATO's inner workings through 2025.

The Goggleboxers return for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think this time.

Grayson Perry and Judi Love join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker to dissect the week's news. And there's music from Tyler Ballgame.

How Do You Lycett? How Do You Lycett?: Joe's stand-up show is packed with more jokes, more comedy anecdotes and more inappropriate/disturbing paintings. How do you Lycett.

Comedy starring Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell and Linda Cardellini. A man's living happily with his wife and stepchildren - until the kids' biological dad swaggers back onto the scene.

Gordon visits Connecticut's oldest inn, the Curtis House. Run by siblings who no longer talk to each other, things are falling apart. Will their legacy be lost.

Joe Lycett and Alex Brooker make a splash on their Wikkelboat floating homes before taking a rooftop tour, tickling their tastebuds with fermented flavours and having a go at pinball.

Marianne and her housekeeper Fran welcome their rivals to Langsmeade House in Oxfordshire, where their quirky hosting and 1920s knick-knacks are a hit, but there's a surprise at breakfast.

Natasha and Dai host at the Stratford House guest house in Stratford-upon-Avon, but the family-friendly vibe doesn't gel with all their guests.

competitive dog grooming.

Entrepreneur Mark hosts at the Five Bells Pub in Berkshire. But his guests don't all share his passion for beer - and is he too honest for his own good.

The B&Bers meet for one last time to discover how much they've been paid, settle some scores and find out who's won.

In Sheffield, there's bickering, failed romance and plenty of revelations, as car salesman Paul and his partner Sara, newly-weds Russell and Shane, and kooky duo Janine and Neil compete.

Doug can't believe it when Carrie starts cheating at board games with their friends.

Doug and Carrie reminisce about the convoluted way they got together. With guest star Donny Osmond.

Doug and Carrie are torn between their new friends and their best friends.

Marie spurns Ray when she finds out that he threw a party in her house 20 years ago.

Ray and Robert are roped into making a celebratory film when Frank's elected Man of the Year at his lodge, but they find out that no one there likes him.

When Frasier becomes the target of a hate campaign organised by a local newspaper columnist, Martin and Daphne encourage him to fight back.

Martin meets a woman while tinkering with his telescope. Frasier encourages the romance, but Martin suddenly gets cold feet.

Frasier throws a dinner party to show off a painting he's bought, but when he finds out that the artwork is a fake, he worries that he's becoming shallow.

Bart and Lisa save a cow from the slaughterhouse and give it to a farmer's daughter. Unfortunately, her dad thinks it's a token of marriage.

Homer's activist mum visits the family.

The Simpsons are embarrassed when Lisa's candid home movie about the family is entered into the Sundance Film Festival.

Professionals: In Sussex, MED's risky fare causes a stir. Can Big Fat Greek Taverna's simple starter impress? And will Ami Bistro's expertly executed fish sink or swim.

The competition kicks off in Newquay, Cornwall, at Avalon Guest House. Hosts Helen and Paul hope that their love of all things lime green will help their guests to relax.

Visit two is to Somerset, and The Bear Inn, run by Matt and Zoe. A day of survival training fails to get the sparks flying for some of the guests.

Siblings Chris and Nicky Horton welcome their rivals to The Chelsea Hotel in Bournemouth. Their design touches are a hit with some guests, but personal preferences lead to breakfast bother.

The last visit of the week is to The Holford Arms in Tetbury, Gloucestershire, where Will Robson and Loz Cooper plan to put their pub's prized produce into the spotlight.

It's payment day, and time for the airing of grievances. After the disagreements are settled, the payments are revealed and the winners are crowned.

Steven and Adeola are done with their dysfunctional detached, especially the ensuite posing as a wardrobe. Can a repurpose of space outweigh a desire for pastures new.

Best Homes: Phil's tour of amazing homes continues through an island paradise, a suburban sanctuary and a gigantic Queenstown property made of copper.

Kirstie and Phil are on the south coast. Jo and Kev want an adaptable home suited to their daughter Cody, who has cerebral palsy. Alice and Jack are searching in pricey Worthing.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Richard explores the beautiful coasts beyond the poetic sounds of the shipping forecast. First up, he enjoys the good life in Lundy.

Sixty-foot waves, nosy killer whales, hypothermia, tongue rot. Ultra-athlete Ross Edgley attempts to swim all the way around Iceland - 1000 miles of icy water.

All aboard as Alice uncovers the secrets of Rome's success, starting in Pompeii with some ingenious engineering and an examination of the lives of enslaved people.

Historical action starring Viola Davis. An elite force of female warriors, the Agojie, protect their West African kingdom from threats from rival kingdoms and from European slavers.

Sci-fi western starring Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford. A brutal cattle baron and his amnesiac enemy must cease their feuding when a town is attacked by aliens.

Gordon visits the struggling Historic Calumet Inn in Pipestone, Minnesota, where the overworked staff are on the brink of revolt.

Bart and Lisa save a cow from the slaughterhouse and give it to a farmer's daughter. Unfortunately, her dad thinks it's a token of marriage.

The Simpsons are embarrassed when Lisa's candid home movie about the family is entered into the Sundance Film Festival.

Homer's activist mum visits the family.

Sideshow Bob tells the story of how Lisa became Krusty the Clown's latest replacement. Homer and Bart go in search of a rare coin.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back at how Carol and Andrew balanced house and garden to create a multigenerational space in their troublesome three-bed in Harrogate.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer face a challenge that's all about postcodes and pickiness. They help a couple search for their first home in Pinner; and two new parents are set on Hitchin.

Doug almost wrecks Carrie's plans for Arthur's surprise 75th birthday party.

Doug and Deacon make an impromptu trip to Atlantic City to go gambling, while Carrie takes Arthur to a Broadway musical. Neither trip goes smoothly.

Doug decides to mentor an underprivileged child but is unhappy with the boy who's assigned to him - especially when he ends up enrolled in a 10km run.

Doug signs up to a pyramid scheme.

Frank gets injured before going on a Caribbean cruise with Marie, so Ray stands in for him, sharing a tiny cabin with her and getting mistaken for her lover.

When Debra takes the kids to visit her parents, Ray spends time at home on his own. But try as he might, he just can't get to sleep.

Ray tries to get to the front of the queue to meet the New York Mets 1969 'miracle' team at the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Frasier starts dating Catherine, the jilted girlfriend of one of his callers, and advises the poor guy that he shouldn't try too hard to win her back.

Frasier and Martin finally discover something they have in common: they were both cheated on by their wives.

Archie Madekwe, Vanessa Williams and Michaela Strachan.

Sideshow Bob tells the story of how Lisa became Krusty the Clown's latest replacement. Homer and Bart go in search of a rare coin.

The Simpsons have a fight when a game of Monopoly goes wrong, and Maggie has to call the police.

Springfield is declared the fattest town on Earth when Homer's attempt to create the world's biggest human pyramid goes disastrously wrong.

Marie and Peter dream of owning a holiday home on Spain's Mar Menor. Can Leah Charles-King find them the perfect place for their budget of £65k and make their dream a reality.

George meets a family of Hollywood set designers creating a dystopian glamping site, and follows the build of a luxury, high-tech camper hidden within an old farm muck spreader.

Sandi Toksvig and her wife Debbie get the chainsaw out to save a patch of ancient woodland. First they set out to create some space, light and biodiversity.

Cornwall's Lost Gardens of Heligan sow the seeds of a wildflower revolution and we meet Brixham's maverick skipper who live-streams his latest catch to his customers.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Enthusiastic French bulldog Spud bursts into the pen. But is loveable Spud more dog than most owners are looking for.

The remaining potters make terracotta tagines, and guest judge Gabriel Nichols throws down a big challenge. Whose pots will please the judges, and who'll place last and potter off.

Contestants including 'Sherlock' the pharmacist and a nanny who feels underestimated tackle challenges involving code breaking, lexical perplexity and more.

The Goggleboxers return for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think this time.

Adolescence, 99 to Beat, Coronation Street, David Blaine: Do Not Attempt, Big Night of Musicals by The National Lottery and Building Britain's Superhomes.

Action spy caper with Jessica Chastain, Diane Kruger and Penélope Cruz. A global alliance of elite operatives team up to kick ass and retrieve some stolen world-ending tech.

The Simpsons have a fight when a game of Monopoly goes wrong, and Maggie has to call the police.

Springfield is declared the fattest town on Earth when Homer's attempt to create the world's biggest human pyramid goes disastrously wrong.

In Cornwall, there are Friesian cows, pitchforks and zombie apocalypse advice, in an eclectic edition of the dining competition.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer hit the beaches and villages of Devon and the seaside town of Torquay, seeking homes for newly-weds Sam and Jamie, and football coach Geoff and his family.

In East Grinstead, Lucy and Lynton are at loggerheads over their three-bed semi. Can Kirstie sort out the disjointed downstairs, or will Phil find a hidden gem.

Another chance to catch Friday's new episode, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner. Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Carla's husband Eddie dies in a freak accident at the ice show, and another widow turns up at his funeral.

Carla tries to organise a tribute for Eddie. Rebecca throws another corporate party for a dull middle manager. Frasier and Lilith plan a celebration.

Sam, Frasier, Cliff and Norm hold a beard-growing contest to show their manliness. Woody worries about the romantic scenes in his first leading role.

Ray comes to regret asking Debra to give him more space in bed.

Ray and Debra go away for a romantic weekend but worry that they're boring. Back home, Robert babysits the kids.

When Debra gets a job, Ray isn't happy about helping with the housework and Marie worries about the effect that it'll have on the family.

Frasier's in a moral and ethical quandary: should he do a commercial for a Chinese restaurant? Daphne offers her unique advice.

Frasier carelessly passes on a snippet of juicy gossip that leads to his colleague Bulldog losing his job.

Frasier comes to terms with his own mortality when a seemingly healthy colleague suddenly dies.

When his son Frederick decides to spend Christmas in Switzerland with Lilith, a dispirited Frasier looks set for a miserable festive season.

The guys get the pick of a lifetime behind the scenes at a tourist attraction. And a Cape Cod collector declines deal after deal, until his wife steps in.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

In Norfolk, Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up a 1962 TVR Grantura, a once classy British sports car that has fallen into a terrible state of disrepair.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien uncover a haven of memorabilia in Dumfries and Galloway, including an unloved corner unit.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Mel Schilling in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Richard loves the seaside town of Sitges in northern Spain, and wants his very own holiday home there. Can Jasmine Harman find him the perfect place for his £210k.

The new run continues. In Bulgaria, Victoria's determined to cosy up a ski resort with an alpine hotel. Kev and Tonia hope art classes can sustain their new life in Normandy.

The new series continues. Four new pairs arrive, desperate to stand out during their first team challenge: transforming tired outbuildings into luxurious dining rooms.

After a tough few years, Gary and Karen have decided to buy a holiday home in Fuengirola on Spain's sun-kissed Costa del Sol. What will £240k get them.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

guest cook Patricia Chung makes a mouth-watering Burmese mohinga.

Guy's rolling up his sleeves as he explores how to make your home cheaper to heat. In fact, using all his engineering experience, can Guy make energy bills a thing of the past.