Andrew and Clare host at the Ammonite Lodge guest house in Chard, Somerset, where they hope to bowl their guests over with a traditional game of skittles.

It's the final day of the competition and everyone meets for one last time to settle some scores and find out how much they've been paid and who's been crowned the best B&Bers.

Kirstie Allsopp makes a beehive piñata and a hot-air-balloon-inspired paper garland that's perfect for a children's party.

Kirstie and Phil revisit globetrotter Matt in Windsor, and Justin and Deborah in Sheffield, to see what a few new additions to the family did for their house-hunting dreams.

Doug asks Carrie to tell him how she feels about his weight, but when she does just that, he can't resist getting his revenge by picking faults with her.

Doug feels neglected when Carrie decides to go back to college. Guest starring Ricki Lake as Doug's sister.

Doug and Carrie agree that they shouldn't buy a new car because Doug's union may be going on strike. But Doug can't resist a new off-roader.

With his union striking, Doug takes work as a substitute teacher at the school where his sister Stephanie works. But the job's not as easy as he thinks.

Debra's parents come round for Thanksgiving dinner. Debra's so pleased that they're not like Frank and Marie - or are they.

Much to Debra's annoyance, Marie mollycoddles Ray when he thinks he's coming down with something.

Ray buys Debra an extravagant Christmas present so that she'll let him go on a golfing weekend. But what if she's getting him a generous gift too.

Station boss Kate doesn't object to the pranks that Bulldog plays on Frasier, despite Dr Crane's obvious discomfort.

On the day when he's hosting a wine-tasting party, Frasier hires a contractor to remove a scratch from his floor, but he takes apart the whole apartment.

Frasier marches into Kate's office demanding a pay rise. So why do they end up playing tonsil hockey instead.

Moe reopens his bar as a slick members' club. So Homer opens a 'hunting club' in his garage with R.E.M. playing live.

A hypnotist reawakens repressed memories from Homer's childhood. But what was the event that scared him so badly when he was 12? Guest starring Paul Newman.

Bart and Homer are tethered together by a strict judge after Bart and Milhouse are accused of stealing Chief Wiggum's police car.

Homer and Marge are framed for murder and face the electric chair. Guest starring Carmen Electra as herself.

In Worthing and Portsmouth, pensioners Bill and Hilary, dance fans Micaela and Sanchez and kids' entertainer Doug and his partner Patsy compete in a week of hippy happenings and hip-hop.

The competition begins at B&B at No.3 in Market Bosworth. Hosts Mac and Jo take pride in their Tudor architecture, but they've got a breakfast bombshell for their guests.

On day two, a topsy-turvy breakfast at Noreen and Chloe's establishment - The Bull Hotel in Buckinghamshire - leaves some of their guests happier than others.

At The Chequers Inn in Battle, East Sussex, Shaun and Kelly aim to please with their historic surroundings and homemade ingredients. But one guest delivers a shock in their feedback.

The last visit is to Hastings House in East Sussex, where Ian and Bev aim to provide an upmarket experience. But according to two guests, that doesn't extend to their towels.

The B&Bers sharpen their knives on payment day as they debate bad breakfasts, miserable mini bars and terrible towels, before the winning B&B is crowned.

Toby Jones and Catherine Zeta-Jones lead a stellar cast in a reboot of the comedy classic. The hapless Home Guard platoon gets involved with D-Day. But there's a spy in their midst.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Richard enjoys a Wight good time at Cowes Week racing regatta and tests out his seven-star service skills at a superyacht school.

Ross's muscles are breaking down and his pee is brown. Melting glaciers and a hurricane threaten his epic swim. Can the RAF and some amazing northern lights help.

In Rome, Alice digs into some of the stories behind the city's world-famous ancient landmarks and Rome's debt to the Etruscans. In Florence, it's time for cocktails.

Steven Spielberg's coming-of-age drama about a young man who dreams of reshaping the world through the medium of film. Sound familiar? With Michelle Williams and Seth Rogen.

Sci-fi thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. A US commando unit gets trapped in the jungle by a murderous, seemingly invincible alien hunter. But they ain't got time to bleed.

Gordon revisits three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use.

In Cornwall, artistic Zaya and Damian serve a modern British menu, property developers Kelly and Jon show off their refurbished mansion, and Emma and Gavin host a fun-filled Cornish night.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Homer reads classic tales from an overdue library book, with himself as Odysseus at the Battle of Troy, Lisa as Joan of Arc, and Bart as Hamlet.

Moe reopens his bar as a slick members' club. So Homer opens a 'hunting club' in his garage with R.E.M. playing live.

A hypnotist reawakens repressed memories from Homer's childhood. But what was the event that scared him so badly when he was 12? Guest starring Paul Newman.

Bart and Homer are tethered together by a strict judge after Bart and Milhouse are accused of stealing Chief Wiggum's police car.

Homer and Marge are framed for murder and face the electric chair. Guest starring Carmen Electra as herself.

Carrie suggests that Arthur should spend the day with Doug and Deacon to cheer them up while they're on strike. But it doesn't turn out as she'd hoped.

Carrie and Doug reminisce about their first Thanksgiving together, when Doug first met Arthur and his wife Lily.

Doug and Carrie babysit Deacon and Kelly's son Kirby, but he catches them in a compromising position on his parents' bed.

Ray tries to prove his 'manliness' after failing to act swiftly enough in an emergency involving Debra.

Ray's sent by his paper to cover the Super Bowl, but his excitement's tempered by having to choose someone to accompany him. Will he make the right choice.

Ray's horrified to learn that his mother used to read his diary, which contained his most personal - and perverted - thoughts.

It's the morning after, and Kate and Frasier are worried about the consequences of their fling.

Niles decides to stand up to Maris. So she decides to divorce him.

Frasier's excited that his son Frederick is coming for Christmas, but Martin thinks a proper Christmas should mean more than just educational presents.

Matt Forde chats about his UK tour. Yinka and Kola Bokkini discuss their YouTube show. And there's music from Leigh-Anne Pinnock.

Homer, Lenny and Carl start a security firm and are given the contract to look after the town when Mayor Quimby realises how inept Chief Wiggum is.

Homer gets a job writing fortune cookie messages, one of which tells Mr Burns he will find love.

Homer annoys a fortune teller, who places curses on each of the Simpsons. He captures a leprechaun to break the curse, but all does not go to plan.

George visits a Moroccan oasis in the Cotswolds and seeks inspiration for his secret garden studio flat. And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang gets an extension on the Isle of Wight.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

It's derby day as Jill Scott and Maisie Adam present live coverage of the fifth round. Will this be a sweet day for the Toffees or will Liverpool have them seeing red.

Can a fox-red Labrador called Bear impress two would-be owners without putting his paw in it? And 88-year-old identical twins hope that pint-sized Alfie will join them at the pub.

The potters make body part pots and sculptures of their bodies in motion, fired in brick kilns that they're building themselves. Who can carve out a place in the semi-final.

The final twelve solve a complex maths game to escape from a maze. Then the top eight compete against each other in a mind-bending memory game, for a place in the final four.

The Goggleboxers settle down for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think this time.

Poignant road-trip comedy with Channing Tatum. A soldier with PTSD must escort a traumatised army canine to a comrade's funeral. Can man and dog save each other's lives.

Present: Hindman's BIFA-winning, BAFTA-nominated short film is a propulsive journey through the world of a British Pakistani takeaway as tensions rise with the heat of the stove.

Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use.

Homer, Lenny and Carl start a security firm and are given the contract to look after the town when Mayor Quimby realises how inept Chief Wiggum is.

The story of one of Britain's most successful and controversial prime ministers, following Blair's meteoric rise to Labour leader and prime minister with a landslide in 1997.

Homer gets a job writing fortune cookie messages, one of which tells Mr Burns he will find love.

Homer annoys a fortune teller, who places curses on each of the Simpsons. He captures a leprechaun to break the curse, but all does not go to plan.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Ian in the seaside town of Broadstairs, Kent, and newly-engaged couple Tara and Alastair in Edinburgh.

Another chance to catch Friday's new episode, with Chris Packham in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Kelly returns from Europe with a French boyfriend in tow, causing consternation for Woody. Cliff aims to cheat death by having his head cryogenically frozen.

Rebecca and Sam worry about freeloaders when Cheers is featured in an entertainment coupon book. Carla's mother makes an unreasonable demand.

Carla tells everyone that the football table is possessed. Sam raises the stakes in his feud with restaurant owner John Hill by trying to date his daughter.

After spending a Valentine's dinner without talking to each other, Ray and Debra agree to take an interest in each other's hobbies.

Ray isn't happy about the twins' roles in the school play.

Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, who he fell for in Rome, and her dad. Will the holiday romance continue.

Frasier realises that he has strong feelings for Kate, just as she announces that she's moving to Chicago.

Frasier realises that he hasn't made any friends since moving to Seattle, so he sets out to meet someone new.

When Joe stays overnight with Daphne, Frasier is shocked and Niles is. well, you can imagine.

When Niles decides that it's time to start dating again, he takes Daphne to a posh society ball. But has she got the wrong idea about his intentions.

Mike, Frank, Danielle and Robbie continue to double down in Virginia but hit a roadblock with a seller who won't let go of a one-of-a-kind find.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw travel back in time with a 1986 Rover SD1, which belongs to 58-year-old landscape gardener Darren, whose ill health has taken its toll.

In Gloucestershire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet farmer Ken. In his barns, Henry finds a rare pre-WWII exercise bike and farmyard potato scales.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Angela and Simon dream of owning a farmhouse in France's Poitou-Charentes region, where they can indulge in art and yoga. Lucy Alexander shows them what £225k can buy.

In Portugal, Stretch and Rachael get to work on a run-down property. David and Lane open a French antiques emporium. Rachel joins forces with her brother at his ranch in Spain.

The B&B battle is back for a new run. Louise and Daga offer breathtaking views at their place in Cornwall. But forget what's out the window - the B&Bers are preoccupied with their tellies.

Knives, forks and small talk. the culinary contest is back! On night one in Bradford, Kulvir fuses Punjabi food with British classics. But could a dessert downfall scupper supper.

Marcia wants a holiday home in the Gran Alacant area of Spain's Costa Blanca for her £110k. Will a spacious apartment hitting all the right notes or a tempting townhouse be the perfect one.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Joe Swash and The Batch Lady transform more families' mealtimes. In Yorkshire, can Fiona reduce her food waste and diversify her protein-powered sons' diets.

In an idyllic Oxfordshire hamlet, the fish in the river keep dying. Why? David Thewlis and Jason Watkins lead in this real-life drama of victims, whistleblowers and water companies.

On the beat dealing with Brighton's hectic nightlife as trouble comes thick and fast for the night coppers - from a bunch of youths in a street fight to a knocked-out football fan.

The cops are called to an incident at a petrol station. There's a complicated domestic dispute about missing teeth. A disgruntled drunk targets a security guard's nether regions.

French thriller about a dangerous infatuation. When Élodie and her family move to a peaceful suburb, their new neighbour seems charming. But his mask soon slips. In French/subs.

Productions Presents: BAFTA and IFTA nominated short film with Aidan Gillen. When a faded 80s pop star performs in Belfast, he learns that one of his songs now has a dark significance.

Can Gordon Ramsay get two brothers to work through their problems and save their failing New York diner.

From the peak of his powers to his most controversial decision - how Blair took Britain to war in Iraq. With contributions from Blair, Bill Clinton and leading opponents of the war.

Ross's muscles start breaking down and his pee turns brown. Melting glaciers and a hurricane threaten his epic swim. Can the RAF and the amazing northern lights help.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Dodger sets out to prove that Smithy is corrupt. Vicky's confidence is crushed. And McQueen family members return as a series of 'what if' scenarios play out during a high-stakes situation.

Another chance to watch yesteday's new episode, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Robin proposes to Rebecca and wants to marry her when he gets out of jail, but she gets cold feet. Frasier's hooked on the new karaoke machine.

Robin hires a music star to sing at his wedding to Rebecca, who's forgotten her cold feet, but Sam's request makes her change her tune about the marriage.

Rebecca struggles to come to terms with the fact that she's broken off her marriage to Robin.

Marie and Debra have a housekeeping war after Ray gets sucked into buying a cutting-edge vacuum cleaner.

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value - but Debra insists that she's already given it back.

Debra's angry when Ray contributes $1000 to his friends' hare-brained scheme to open a go-kart business without consulting her.

When Diane visits Seattle, Frasier is torn between his feelings for her and his resentment from when she ditched him at the altar.

Maris needs Niles's help, and he thinks it's a chance to get back together. But he has to gain a favour from a shady character in order to assist her.

Frasier suggests that everyone celebrates the leap year by trying something daring - but, as usual, his plans go awry.

It's a bad day for American café society as a disgruntled Frasier has his favourite table at Café Nervosa taken over by a rude man.

It's make or break for the Virginia business strategy. A motorbike legend is ready to sell some high-octane stock. And a rare Growler toy is very old and very odd.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Kent to fix up a rusty 1965 Ford Mustang for a surprise reveal in front of 10,000 people at London's O2 Arena.

In Brighton, Henry Cole salvages a kid's scooter from the junk in recycler Cat's sea containers. Simon O'Brien constructs the largest corkscrew that valuer Ronnie has ever seen.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Lee Juggurnauth heads to south-east Spain around the Costa Cálida to help Trevor and Mel find a dream holiday home. Will any of Lee's five fabulous options hit the spot.

There are build problems at Stretch and Rachael's Portuguese reno. Can David and Lane sniff out more business at their French emporium? Will Rachel save the Spanish ranch.

The new run continues. Steve and Andrew host the week's second visit at Cae Court Hotel in Bridgend, where the B&Bers raise a tostada to a brilliant Spanish brekkie.

The new run continues. In Bradford, Jason plans a menu of Yorkshire's finest but keeps throwing his efforts in the bin! After postcode palaver, have Jason's chances 'bin' and gone.

Mandy and Andy lap up Lake Como's stunning shores to find the perfect holiday home for £130k. Will an apartment that they've already seen online live up to their expectations in real life.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

That exploring-a-new-city excitement. But how can we enjoy a beautiful city break without breaking the bank? Jasmine Harman reveals how to land cheap flights and bag free luggage.

The drama continues as David Thewlis stars in a real-life story of pollution and criminal convictions that exposes how water companies have polluted our natural resources for so long.

What do the Goggleboxers think of Black Mirror, Gladiators and The Apprentice? Also, Britain's Got Talent, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer and Casualty.

The Goggleboxers settle down for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think this time.

A car sale on social media turns into a knife-point carjacking and a high-speed car chase. In Sheffield, the hit-and-run death of an elderly man takes a disturbing twist.

The final twelve solve a complex maths game to escape from a maze. Then the top eight compete against each other in a mind-bending memory game, for a place in the final four.

Aisling Bea and Chloe Petts muse over the week's news with Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker.

Weakened by the Iraq war, Blair's forced out of office by his own party. Blair seeks to build a new legacy on a global scale but is repeatedly forced to defend his time in Number 10.

Carl and Brianha bring the French Riviera to Bognor Regis, with lasers and a smoke machine. Justin and Karen do fine dining. And is Mark and Lisa's curry too hot for their guests to handle.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Kirstie and Phil catch up with Paul and his American bride Alissa in Windsor, and Malcolm and Jenny in Wiltshire.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Sam's back trouble threatens his annual Valentine's Day get-together with Lauren. Frasier and Lilith try to merge their therapy groups.

Rebecca tries to buy the lease for the bar from John Hill, but Sam gets wind of her plans.

Norm becomes increasingly paranoid when Vera gets a job working above the bar at Melville's restaurant. Lilith helps Frasier celebrate his birthday.

Marie gets Robert's ex and his police partner Judy together in an effort to understand why her son can't seem to commit to a relationship.

When Ray realises that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him, he decides to do something about it.

Debra's shocked when her parents split up.

Frasier buys an expensive chess set and challenges his dad to a game. Martin wins easily, again and again.

Niles and Frasier take opposing sides in a court battle over the competency of eccentric millionaire Harlow Stafford.

Frasier sets his sights on a police officer who, unbeknown to him, has a crush on his dad.

Frasier begins a campaign to woo the new radio station owner, Texas multi-millionaire Big Willy, so that his show will be syndicated nationwide.

Mike gambles on a 1935 Auburn car that's been in a barn for two decades. The guys are on shaky ground in Iowa. Dave reveals the results of Mike's biggest investment.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Essex to restore a tatty old JCB for carpenter Kev. But rejigging the digger is a bigger job than they figured.

In Gloucestershire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet motocross fan Tom. Henry upcycles Porsche wheel rims into stools. Simon makes an extraordinary lamp from old copper piping.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Jacqui and Michael have always dreamed of owning an Italian holiday home in a village in Abruzzo's mountains. Craig Rowe shows them what £70k can buy.

Rachel and her brother open their ranch for guests. David and Lane take drastic action at their emporium. Stretch and Rachael finish their renovation.

The new run continues. The B&Bers visit Shaun and Sarah's glampsite in Aberystwyth, where a pair of resident diddy donkeys steal the show - and plenty of hearts.

The new run continues. In Bradford, Gaby hopes that her Sardinian soirée, singing son, cocktails, party tricks and dolce vita dinner will sweeten the deal with her guests.

Sally and Lee see what treats Tenerife has to offer in Costa Adeje for £450k, from a place that would leave you with a tan like a zebra to a gorgeous Moorish duplex giving paradise vibes.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Kirstie and Phil meet Heather and Tim, whose seven-acre home near Edinburgh has a dysfunctional layout. Tim wants somewhere more rural but Heather wants to stay put.

The drama concludes as David Thewlis leads in a real-life story of pollution and criminal convictions that exposes how water companies have polluted our natural resources for so long.

There's a singing star this time and a sax player too. A couple of yachties. And an ex-copper from Essex seeks an alpha male fit to be a king.

Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, as Jon Richardson and Judi Love take on Rob Beckett and Katherine Parkinson. Spencer Jones is in Dictionary Corner.

Six-month-old gastropub Bask 46 is in jeopardy due to its fiery head chef. Can Gordon transform it.

Biographical drama starring Nicholas Hoult and Lily Collins, charting the early life and inspirations of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit author JRR Tolkien.

Behind the Ban - Dispatches: Matt Shea investigates why the government banned direct action group Palestine Action, putting the police and judicial system under intense pressure.

Kirstie and Phil revisit two sets of first-time buyers, Isobel and Chris in the Cotswolds, and student Claire, who had £1.7 million to spend on London's South Bank.

The potters make body part pots and sculptures of their bodies in motion, fired in brick kilns that they're building themselves. Who can carve out a place in the semi-final.

Another chance to watch yesteday's new episode, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Sam's certain that Rebecca's made a big mistake when she converts the bar's pool room into a genteel café serving tea. But Rebecca has a secret weapon.

Carla plots to win the Miss Boston Barmaid prize by being pleasant to all the judges, but when she realises Cliff is among them, she struggles to be nice.

Sam's old baseball rival goads him into a final exhibition match, but Sam isn't too sure he wants to participate. Woody becomes fond of a stray dog.

Frank offers to decorate Ray's house, but refuses to paint it the colour that Ray and Debra want.

When Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realises how grown-up his daughter has become and remembers the day when she was born.

Michael showcases a self-penned story at his school: The Angry Family. Cue plenty of finger-pointing among the Barones, which kinda proves Michael's point.

To save Roz from a disastrous about-to-be love affair, Frasier declares his undying love. Confused? You will be.

Frasier's radio show comes under scrutiny when a focus group volunteer their opinions from behind a two-way mirror.

Frasier struggles to come up with a clever catchphrase for his show while Daphne tries to avoid returning to England to visit her family.

When an old flame visits Daphne, the Crane household is turned upside down.

Mike's on a mission to secure a rare cyclecar that he's coveted for more than two years, but can the guys sweet talk the owner into sealing the deal.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

In Cambridgeshire, Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw rescue Kev's Toyota MR2 Mk1, a classic two-seater sports car with more than its fair share of automotive issues.

In Sussex, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet Bill and Annie, who have a penchant for Star Wars collectables and, most importantly - as far as Henry is concerned - motorbikes.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Jasmine Harman helps Caroline and Gary with their dream of owning a Spanish holiday home. What will Valencia province's countryside and villages offer for their £150k.

In Tuscany, Gill and Robin turn an old cantina into a rural hillside retreat. Stacey sets her sights on opening a yoga studio. David and Lane's relocation doesn't go to plan.

The new run continues. The week's final visit is to Fritha and Justin's country hotel in Flintshire, where things get frosty over al fresco drinks, before a chaotic breakfast the next day.

The new run continues. In Bradford, Akili aims to enchant her guests with exotic elegance and a fusion of flavours. But will her ice cream leave her out in the cold.

Karen and David look for a perfect place in Paphos for £360k. Will a stunning stone villa that has David moving in immediately or a place with splendid sea views and a swanky pool deliver.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

In Radcliffe-on-Trent, Joel and Nicola restore Joel's grandparents' 1970s Victorian cottage and add a plush extension, with a stretched budget and a tight Yuletide timeline.

The story of the remarkable campaign to ban private handguns in Britain after the 1996 mass shooting at Dunblane Primary School, told using a bereaved dad's recently uncovered recordings.

A man arrives at A&E with two of his severed fingers in a bag of frozen peas after having a wood-chopping accident. And pro-bike-rider Max has hit his head in a high-speed crash.

Richard, who's 35, is rushed to Queen's in Nottingham. He collapsed suddenly at home and may be going into organ failure. And Colin's sliced his hand open with a Stanley knife.

Melissa McCarthy and Richard E. Grant star in this witty biographical drama about a literary fraudster who forges lucrative letters by dead celebrities.

Alan Davies and Joe Lycett traverse around Trieste, shoot the breeze at the Wind Museum, go food and fizz pairing in Prosecco, have a painting lesson and even pop into Slovenia.

Gordon attempts to revamp an inconsistent country club and golf course restaurant in New Jersey. It's dark, it's gloomy and the food's attracting complaints.

Competing to host the best party in Grimsby are straight-talking Mel and Patrick, seasoned ravers Vanessa and Steve and lovebirds Amber and Ryan, whose matching pink outfits raise eyebrows.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

In this revisit edition, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer see whether Rik and Helen found their home in Manchester, and discover if Alison and Phil's big move in Herefordshire worked out.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Lilith is heartbroken when her favourite lab rat dies. Sam's surprised when a bar customer rejects his advances - and is stunned when he finds out why.

Frasier asks Sam to babysit young Frederick, despite Lilith's reservations, but the evening is a disaster. Woody's girlfriend Kelly gets a job at Cheers.

Rebecca's at a crossroads and attends job interviews. Sam wants to be a father and gets an unusual suggestion about who the mother of his child should be.

Frank forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of his mother having a male friend.

Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by a woman at the airport. When Debra finds out what happened, she pretends to be single too.

After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra say they fell down the stairs. But when Frank gets hurt doing some DIY, they begin to feel guilty.

Roz takes the trouble to set Frasier up on a blind date with her friend, but it's Bulldog who ends up falling in love.

When Frasier's awakened night after night by a recurring dream, he becomes obsessed with discovering its true meaning.

While enjoying a quiet coffee, Frasier and Niles realise that they're sitting next to one of America's most famous authors.

Niles becomes a big hit with a famous basketball player when he fills in for Frasier at the radio station.

When Frank meets Frank, it's a match made in picking heaven. And in Illinois, the guys discover a treasure trove of unusual micro cars.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Cambridgeshire to fix up their very first supercar: a rare 1989 Ultima race car that's been gathering dust for 30 years.

In Gloucestershire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet avid collector Bryan. Henry upcycles some old oxygen regulators while Simon restores a stylish, traditional wooden dresser.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Sandra and Dave want a holiday home in southern Alicante for all their family to enjoy. Ben Hillman shows them five fab options for their £100k budget, but are any of them perfect.

Gill and Robin complete their Tuscan hillside retreat. Stretch and Rachael take on a busy summer season. And did David and Lane make the right move.

The new run continues. It's payment day following a wonderful week in Wales. The problem is, none of the B&Bers can agree on what exactly was wonderful about it.

The new run continues. In Bradford, Tom draws on his French heritage to deliver simple dishes executed well. And as the final scores are revealed, who has that je ne sais quoi.

Sarah and Nigel look for a dream holiday home on Spain's Costa del Garraf for £265k, from a townhouse ticking all the boxes and a gorgeous garden apartment to a classy Catalan curveball.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Denise Van Outen explores the eye-opening reasons why we can't get no sleep; from food and hormones to the sneaky sleep-thief of snoring. How we can stay in the land of Nod.

The Goggleboxers return for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think of it this time.

Jason Manford, Lou Sanders and Bella Hull join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker for a satirical round-up of the past seven days.

In his award-winning stand up show, Joe Lycett lampoons everything from tyrannical Post Office jobsworths to the stupidity of celebrities on Twitter.

Meta-comedy horror 're-quel' with Courteney Cox. Killer Ghostface returns to shock the younger generation out of their love of 'elevated horror' with a bit of old-fashioned slashing.

Gordon tries to transform New Jersey Italian restaurant Da Mimmo, which is run by a mother and her three sons - two of whom see the business as a failure.

The competition kicks off at Abbey House in Penrith, Cumbria, where Ian Sugden and his wife Sam treat their guests to an afternoon on the firing range and fancy bacon for breakfast.

Lisa Holloway prides herself on providing a home from home at Compton House in Newark, Nottinghamshire. But there are dusty discoveries, and Dave and Jo find the prices hard to swallow.

Dave and Jo Bate hope that their guests will embrace the pub vibe at The White Horse in Ripon, North Yorkshire. But Ed and Jane get locked in their room and it's 'tomatogate' at breakfast.

Former teachers Ed and Jane host at The Old Farmhouse in Cheshire. Some of their guests are surprised to be sharing a bathroom, and Sam and Ian are shocked by what's lurking under the bed.

The B&Bers meet for one last time to settle some scores and find out how much they've been paid. A heated exchange about cleaning leads to tears before the winner is announced.

In West Yorkshire, there are terrible jokes, comedy teeth, plate licking and a conga, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party.

Doug and Deacon compete to play the best practical joke, and Arthur is offered a job at Carrie's office.

Doug's Christmas present for Carrie is overshadowed by the one she gets from her boss. With recurring guest stars Ricki Lake and Lou Ferrigno.

Doug and Carrie don't want to go to their friends' wedding in Maryland, so they concoct an elaborate plan to fool them into thinking that they're there.

Doug sees a TV that's better than his 55-inch. When he finds out Carrie's boss has one, he schemes to get himself and the boys invited over to watch the Super Bowl.

Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire when they try to drive Robert back into Amy's arms - and find out that Amy and Gianni are hitting it off.

While the Barones watch their sons play basketball, Ray notices that Geoff is having trouble getting the hang of the game.

It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents divorced, and she's happy that they've both agreed to have dinner with the family. But her dad's bringing a date.

Daphne's inconsolable when her boyfriend breaks up with her, and Niles decides it's time to declare his true feelings for her.

Frasier and Lilith are reunited when they try to convince the principal of a popular private school that their son is the perfect candidate.

Martin buys Frasier an expensive piece of art, but Frasier hates it.

Frasier and Niles are surprised by Martin's reaction to being dumped by his girlfriend, Maureen.

Homer mentors a middle-aged intern and inspires him to follow his dreams. What's the worst that could happen.

Homer and Bart become viral sensations. Meanwhile, Lisa is sent to detention and is forced to make licence plates.

Homer buys a boat but is shocked when he finds out how much it costs to run it. Lisa frees a whale, so Bart frees a gorilla.

Animated comedy. When Homer's love for a pig causes world-threatening pollution, Springfield gets enclosed in a huge dome. D'oh! Will he do the decent thing and save his neighbours.

The competition begins at The View in Tynemouth, run by Graeme and Brenda. Their B&B has royal history, but their guests don't think the shared bathrooms are very regal.

Visit two is to the Northern Hotel in Brechin, Angus, where hosts Pawel and Joanna like to go the extra mile. Things start off brilliantly, but a breakfast breakdown could be costly.

Jess hosts the third visit of the week, at The Kirkstyle Inn in Dunning, near Perth. She's hoping that the quirky style will be a hit, but two guests aren't fans of the open-plan design.

The week's final visit is to Hazeldene Guest House in Perth, run by hospitality veterans Rob and Glenda. Their plan? Get their guests in good spirits with a trip to a whisky distillery.

It's payment day, and time for the B&Bers to confront each other about their stays. There are some frosty heating comments and brekkie bombshells before the winners are revealed.

Sandi Toksvig tackles fly-tipping. At the parish council, she recruits a group of outdoorsy men for building duty. And there's a solstice party for Sandi's Wood.

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the World: In March 2011, Japan was hit by a devastating tsunami, killing 20,000 and triggering a nuclear meltdown. Survivors and witnesses tell their extraordinary stories.

the World: In March 2011, a massive tsunami caused a major meltdown at Japan's Fukushima nuclear plant, triggering explosions and evacuations. What went wrong at Fukushima.

Alice discovers ancient gems in Parma. In Turin, she learns all about Roman bread, before catching a train up and across the Alps with Hannibal on her mind.

Comedian, musician and curious wanderer Bill Bailey embarks on a wildly entertaining journey through Vietnam, starting in Hoi An with some fancy food and a world-class tailor.

Protocol: Part four of the Tom Cruise action-thriller franchise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name, while also trying to avert nuclear war. Busy, busy, busy.

Sci-fi thriller. A young programmer agrees to help a reclusive genius to test whether his lifelike android has consciousness, with dramatic results.

Gordon helps a Haitian juice bar and restaurant in Brooklyn. Jacques opened Juicy Box to provide healthier options for the neighbourhood, but it's fallen into chaos.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help new parents Nicola and Tony and designers Emily and Dani to find their perfect homes in the Tees Valley.

In West Yorkshire, Sophie and Harj plan a Mexican menu, but can Harj find his way around the kitchen? Richard and Libby stick to British classics. Butcher Sean and Jane serve a meat feast.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

When Springfield decides to install a monorail system, Homer is employed as the conductor. There's just one problem: he has no idea what he's doing.

Homer has a heart attack while he's watching TV. The hospital says he needs a bypass, but Homer can't afford it. Of course, there's always Dr Nick.

At Deacon's paintball party, Doug's shocked to learn that Carrie finds Deacon attractive, and that Richie still has a thing for Doug's sister Stephanie.

Deacon has been seeing another woman.

Carrie goes on sex strike, and Arthur dates a woman who claims that she used to be Frank Sinatra's girlfriend.

Robert meets a beautiful woman who's a big fan of Ray's sports column, but when she mistakes him for Raymond, Robert doesn't set her straight.

While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches a ball from a record-setting field goal. But when he refuses to give it back, he becomes a wanted man.

Marie's jealous when she receives a letter from a relative saying how wonderful her life is.

Frasier finds himself in a precarious situation when he attempts to sort out an old high-school acquaintance's troubled marriage.

Frasier stands for Condo Board President because he's unhappy about how the building is run. Niles lends his apartment to Martin and Sherry.

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show, with guests Samantha Womack, Harriet Kemsley and Tiffany, and music from Deadletter.

Marge worries that her life is boring, so she takes up timbersports and moves to Oregon.

Fat Tony is framed, and Chief Wiggum must exonerate him. Homer uses his backside as a pickpocketing decoy.

Geraldine and Tim are looking for a spacious holiday home that their whole family can enjoy on Spain's glorious Costa Tropical. Sara Damergi shows them what £180k can buy.

In the South East, Kirstie Allsopp helps Tom and Kaitlyn, whose wish list is bigger than their budget. Phil Spencer's with Pete and Georgie, who are desperate for more space.

An ambulance gets a new lease of life as a ski chalet on wheels. An oil rig lifeboat owner makes his build shipshape. George and Will experience a slice of Africa in the Midlands.

Sun, sea and saving money? Yes please! Jasmine Harman reveals industry tricks to indulgent beach getaways for less, from the inside scoop on resorts to cutting costs of package trips.

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The Dog House's long-term residents need new homes. Can inseparable Chihuahua trio Rio, Prince and Blue Boy, and double trouble George and Daisy, find their forever humans.

It's the semi-final and the potters make mosaics and water fountains inspired by Rome's Trevi Fountain. Whose final-worthy creations will make a splash.

The final four contestants tackle a mind-boggling game that would make Einstein go cross-eyed, before the last two go head-to-head. Who will be crowned the UK's first Secret Genius.

A writer travels through the night, returning home and back to a melancholy past, in this unique Welsh-language opera film inspired by scenes from the classic novel Un Nos Ola Leuad.

Fantasy adventure starring Matt Damon and Willem Dafoe. In 11th-century China, Europeans seeking the secret of gunpowder are caught up in a war against alien monsters.

Engaged couple Christopher and Tess inherited a New York diner, but working together has created a toxic work environment. Can Gordon help.

Dr Hibbert puts Homer on medicinal marijuana after he's attacked by a murder of crows.

When Marge gets a job at a cannabis dispensary, she discovers a talent for healing, and Homer discovers a talent for dealing.

Tales of terror! A virtual Marge cooks against real Marge for survival. A murderous side dish threatens a space mission.

After Homer gets sick from a giant sandwich he's been eating for months, Selma steps in to take the kids to a new alcohol-based theme park.

Kirstie Allsopp shows us how to create beautiful crafts with items we already own. Inspired by nature, she takes to the garden to create some tiny terrariums and a hotel for bees and bugs.

High-flyers Bob and Louise, youngsters Will and Kim, and Iranian ex-pats Pasha and Haleh compete in Cheltenham, in a week of massive portions, a tale of heroism and Persian rice pudding.

Kirstie and Phil help two couples who are hoping to relocate to Surrey, one of the most expensive counties in the country, from a forever family home to a total lifestyle change.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Rebecca and Sam decide to have a baby together, but when she tells him she wants the conception to be special, it puts him off. They each seek the Cranes' advice.

Frasier takes the guys on a road trip to rediscover his 'inner man', but things don't go to plan. Carla hires a relative to help out at the bar.

Carla's psychic adviser decides to retire and asks Carla to take over her business, but Carla worries that she doesn't have 'the gift'.

When Debra grudgingly agrees to let Ray be more involved in the daily decision-making, he starts shopping for things that he wants.

Stuck at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy find themselves having a great time - until Debra makes a nasty comment towards Frank.

Ray learns that the Frontier Girls' troupe leader and her daughter have targeted his parents' house as a spot to make big sales in their cookie drive.

On a quiet day at the radio station, Frasier tells a depressed caller about Eddie's recent run-in with the dog therapist.

Frasier and Niles invite two women on a romantic weekend vacation but become confused about their dates' intentions.

When Niles moves into a prestigious new building that doesn't allow cats or dogs, he buys himself a talking bird that ends up causing more problems.

Roz serves a community service order at a retirement home, but all the people who she looks after pass away.

It's Frank versus Mike as the guys take to the track for a grudge match drag race to find out who has the fastest ride.

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In Wellingborough, Tim and Fuzz fix up one of the fastest hatchbacks of the 80s. Owner Gerry's ill health has meant that his Uno has been left to rot on his drive.

an engine. And Simon O'Brien's taken with a fibreglass suit of armour called Ralph.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Neil Delamere in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Laura Hamilton helps sisters Sheila and Jean to look for a holiday home on Spain's Mijas Costa for all their family and friends to enjoy, for £120k. Will they find their dream place.

On the Costa Blanca, Abi and Darren plan a disco revolution. In France, will juggling a working business and renovations prove too much for restaurateurs Andrew and Richard.

The new run continues. Fiona and Michael kick off this week's competition at their homely country pub in Norfolk. But a problem with a shower makes a guest feel dour.

The new run continues. In South Wales, farm girl Claire treats her guests to a Welsh spread and farm-themed games. Will her farm charm impress or will her night end up a mucky mess.

Leah Charles-King helps Sarah and Andy find the 'pawfect' place for their whole family - including their beloved dog Ruby - on Spain's southern Costa Blanca, for their budget of £160k.

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Can Joe and Suzanne transform chaotic cooking into delightful dinners for the Burton family, including for two children with coeliac disease.

Standing: Could you survive being handcuffed to a stranger 24/7? In a new TV experiment, Jonathan Ross challenges 18 Brits to stay together, as they compete to win a £100k prize.

In the centre of Brighton, a lone officer is violently attacked and urgently needs back-up. And a disorientated drunk going home to bed tries to smash his way into the wrong house.