Smart tries to conceal his occupation from his visiting relatives.

The Kramdens and Nortons enter a contest.

Bilko finds himself caught between a wedding and Army maneuvers.

Mr. Tudball has a hard time coordinating a fire-safety plan with Mrs. Wiggins; a soldier stranded in a desert with a commanding officer; a parody of 1930s Mickey Rooney/Judy Garland musicals; guest Ken Berry.

Zelda talks Maynard into proposing to her.

After Mr. Conklin installs an intercom system throughout the school, Connie and Mr. Munsey stage a special conversation just for Conklin's ears.

After being sacked from his job, Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville in disgrace but in reality it's all another scam to get rid of the Cannonball.

Ann has a bowling ball stuck to her foot the same night she is to accept a Tony Award for her friend.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Peter uses his father's tape recorder to eavesdrop on his brothers and sisters.

Jody worries that Bill can't attend a father/son night.

Terry tries to improve her parents.

Jeff agrees to write love letters for a Greek friend.

Barbara attempts to tackle a series of domestic problems even though she's sick.

Dodie's distraught when Tramp disappears.

The milkman's wife (Totie Fields) thinks Lucy broke up her marriage.

Mrs. Mooney's diamond ring gets stuck on Lucy's finger.

Ricky comes down with a sore throat just as he is about to open a new show.

Constant interruptions frustrate Lucy's attempts to tell Ricky she is pregnant.

Rob helps his boss, Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the comic.

After Mary turns down Sue Ann's offer to produce her show, Murray accepts the position.

Richie has trouble with a co-worker when he gets a job on the loading dock of a newspaper.

The girls go to a supposedly haunted house where Lenny and Squiggy have disappeared.

A man (Billy Crystal) changes personalities at night; a businessman neglects his wife and son; a witness hides from the mob at sea.

A ghost plays matchmaker for his widow; Gopher's formerly chubby sister has designs on Doc; a divorced couple are locked in together.

A private school teacher is shocked to learn that her new fifth-grade student is Jethro.

Sonny tries to court Elly May, as he determines that she needs to change from a hillbilly into an upper-class lady; Granny offers the use of her love charms to spice up their affair.

Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

A young mother leaves her 4-year-old son with Edith, claiming Mike is the child's father.

Archie is the sole witness to a mugging but tries to avoid getting involved by fabricating a story about the event.

After taking engagement photos, Joy learns something new about Bob; Melanie dates herself; Victoria wants a new picture on her driver's license; Elka and Mamie pose nude.

Melanie deals with a temperamental chef; Victoria tries to impress a restaurant critic; Joy meets the mother of the baby he hopes to adopt; Elka goes on a date.

Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.

Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he cannot play the game.

Sam agrees to pitch in a charity softball game against a team of Playmates.

Sam and the Coach are taking the same night school course in geography.

When Elaine is offered a job in Seattle, the gang reminisces about how each became a cabbie.

Felix selects a grave site and entrusts Oscar with the down payment.

Bob's old girlfriend travels to Chicago with her husband and calls on the Hartleys.

Smart must take a payroll to CONTROL agents behind the Iron Curtain.

Ralph and Ed's rehearsals for the talent contest disturb the neighborhood.

Bilko helps a former Army friend get ahead in a large banking house.

A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.

Experimental pills make Maynard super-strong.

Miss Brooks is in a gambling joint when it's raided, giving Conklin just the excuse he needs to fire her. To save her job, she invents a twin sister and pretends to be the fictional woman.

One of Kate's old boyfriends attempts to rekindle their romance but is thwarted by his dominating sister.

Ann asks Don to write some material for her part in an important play.

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan, and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

Jan is determined to establish her own identity when teachers compare her to Marcia.

The siblings take a valuable statue to school.

Terry meets a new love (Pat Harrington Jr.).

Mary's wealthy pal visits and makes friends with Jeff.

Katie (Tina Cole) gets some disturbing news about the marriage of one of Robbie's (Don Grady) colleagues.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) considers leaving college to join a rock group.

Lucy takes a job as an assistant to a pregnant Petula Clark.

An ill-fated trip puts Lucy on a plane with Mr. Mooney.

A doting husband and father-to-be, Ricky makes the mistake of giving more attention to the arriving baby than he does to his fickle wife; Ricky tries to please Lucy by making her waffles.

Pregnant Lucy insists on appearing in a revue.

Rob stays awake for 100 hours just before his job interview with Alan Brady.

Georgette tells Mary that she is going to leave Ted because she feels he doesn't love her anymore.

Only Fonzie seems to understand when Richie drops out of school to run off with a woman.

Shirley is promoted at the brewery and tries to change everyone's work habits.

Julie learns she is the subject of a romantic wager; a girl falls for a man whose parents are little people; a man meets his film idol.

Doc must operate on an elderly woman; a crewman has to take the place of a dignitary; a divorced man falls for his ex-wife's attorney.

The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly before Cousin Pearl can get her daughter Jethrine married to him.

Pearl's attempts to snag Mr. Brewster seem hopeless until he suddenly makes an outrageous public proposal.

Mama's daughter (Betty White) secretly checks into the hospital for an operation.

The Harpers race to the betting window when Mama has visions of winning horses.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

With the kids on vacation, Archie and Edith are faced with being alone for the first time in many years.

Archie demands that Edith not take charity and return a mink cape she received from her wealthy cousin.

Victoria directs her mother and son in a musical; Elka auditions for a part in Victoria's play; Joy and Melanie try to fire a waiter.

Victoria and Melanie try to adjust to Joy moving out; Bob tries to impress Joy's mother; Elka struggles to break up with Victoria's father.

A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.

Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.

Norm is arrested for mail tampering after he agrees to take Cliff's route for a day.

Sam stands to lose the bar to an old friend because of a bet that he would marry Jacqueline Bisset before a certain date.

Elaine's indecision over whether to accept a job in Seattle prompts the cabbies to continue reminiscing.

Oscar lets Felix talk him into going to a "fat farm" to help him get into shape.

Carol tries to get Bob to approve her moving in with her new boyfriend, Roger, who has just separated from his wife. Bob refuses, telling Carol that she will have to make her own decision.

When a CONTROL agent is mysteriously murdered, Smart and 99 search for the killer.

Ralph and Norton try to find a $1,000 cache.

Bilko produces a musical comedy training film.

Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence.

The FBI asks Maynard to help trap two spies.

Connie buys mysterious music boxes that are said to play only for people who are in the Christmas spirit, but she can't hear anything; Mrs. Nestor's school produces "A Christmas Carol."

Uncle Joe becomes the new town postmaster and moves the post office to the Shady Rest.

Ann appears on a dating game show and fails to pick Don as her escort.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel "Stonewall" Binkley, in a hockey game for charity; D.J. drives on the freeway.

Carol and Mike are on opposing sides when Greg wants to go out for the high-school football team.

Jody meets a pro football player's (Larry Pennell) nephew.

Danny dons disguises to curb Kathy's jealousy.

Mary thinks an awkward boy is the image of her father.

Barbara and Steve are praised as model parents by Steve's boss, who's having trouble with his teenage son.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) is introduced to an attractive single woman.

A female impersonator (Jim Bailey) fills in for an ill Phyllis Diller.

Lucy takes in a librarian for a roommate in an attempt to save money.

Lucy hires a tutor for her child, though the baby's arrival is months away.

Envious of the attention Lucy is getting, Ricky develops psychosomatic pains.

Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent.

Mary and Lou attend a seminar in Washington, D.C.

When Fonzie drives an amorous leading man out of town, he must then play the role himself.

Laverne and Shirley end up at the controls when they win a plane trip to a professional football game.

A woman chooses between Stubing and Doc; a couple's newly adopted "baby" is 7 years old; an executive is introduced to a jobseeker.

Twins decide they want each other's fiances; a dummy helps a ventriloquist team's marriage; a widower with daughters proposes to Julie.

Jed is confronted with too many cooks and not enough vittles when he invites Pearl and Jethrine to Beverly Hills.

Trying to cool a feud between Granny and Pearl, Jed takes his family on a sightseeing tour of Beverly Hills.

Mama, Naomi and Iola compete to see who makes the best chili.

Naomi seeks advice on sex from Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

To get some extra cash, Archie has gotten a job driving a taxi for Bert Munson. Archie is in for a big surprise when one of his passengers turns out to be Sammy Davis Jr.

An emotional laundromat owner threatens to sue Archie for overloading one of his washing machines.

The cast and crew discuss their favorite episodes, bloopers and behind-the-scenes moments from the past six seasons of the series.

Joy and Bob reconsider their plans to marry in Paris after learning a baby is available for adoption in Las Vegas.

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Sam's machismo offends a Boston reporter doing a story on the singles scene.

Nick, rejected by his new wife, attempts to regain Carla's love.

Latka and Simka host a matchmaking party where each of the cabbies is guaranteed to meet his or her perfect mate.

Felix is incensed when Oscar gives a riotous account of Felix's prissiness on a talk show.

Bob's divorced neighbor, Howard Borden, is convinced that his son, Howie (Moosie Drier), doesn't really like him. Later, Howard's ex-wife convinces him that Howie thinks he is the greatest guy in the world.

Smart is pitted against the world's strongest counterspy in trying to recover a kidnapped prince.

Ralph and Ed try to get Jackie Gleason to appear at the Raccoon Lodge's annual dance.

A quiz-show winner suffers amnesia after getting bumped on the head.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveller getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

To win her sister, Dobie transforms Dr. Burkhardt.

Connie chooses the most handsome, but least qualified candidate for a physical-education position.

ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks' house.

It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.

Stephanie insists on having her ears pierced and asks Kimmy to pierce them for her.

Vicky's mother, Liz, helps redecorate the house; Jesse and Joey are fired by the new station manager.

A friend asks Stephanie out for pizza; Joey makes plans to ask his new boss, Alison (Martha Quinn), to dinner.

D.J., who has forgotten Kimmy's birthday, scrambles to arrange a surprise party.

A motorcycle gang causes trouble for Davy, Micky, Peter and Mike.

The quartet helps a woman (Ruth Buzzi) who's about to be bilked out of all her money.

Taking a look at different birds of prey.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

Michelle misinterprets Steve's (Scott Weinger) Valentine's Day card and proposes marriage.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse, but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

The castaways hope an injured homing pigeon will lead to their rescue.

The castaways make use of a molding plastic, unaware that when hardened it explodes on impact.

Natives come to the island in search of a woman to sacrifice to their volcano god.

Gilligan and Skipper set sail on a raft in an attempt to find help.

Carter bets $50 that Gomer can get a date with the aloof Miss Camp Henderson.

Gomer and Carter are taken for a ride by a fast-talking old con artist.

Carter accepts a temporary desk job and finds the platoon can get along without him.

Carter foils a holdup with a judo throw, but makes Gomer take the credit.

Drysdale's marriage is threatened when he looks to the Clampetts for a housekeeper while his wife is away.

Police and Elly's animals converge on the Clampett estate when Pearl starts giving yodeling lessons.

Two of Cousin Pearl's most ardent former suitors come to visit her in Beverly Hills; Jed doesn't know what to suggest.

Granny's plan to stop Pearl's yodeling backfires when the police she called find her illegal still.

Harry and the courtroom staff have until midnight to decide 200 cases.

Dan faces the possibility of undergoing a rabies test after a stray dog bites him.

Harry and Dan try to impress Christine's friend. Guest appearance by Mel Tormé.

Christine's boss (Michael Gross) is accused of sexual harassment.

Norm learns he is being promoted to a job requiring him to fire other employees.

Diane secretly hopes that Sam will prevent her from taking off to Europe with Frasier.

Carla finds the perfect replacement for Diane, who is traveling through Europe.

Carla hatches a self-styled plot for revenge against her high-school principal.

Bob wants to watch football every Monday night, but Emily says that's unfair because other activities keep the couple busy every other night of the week, leading to an all-night argument that ends only when the two participants become exhausted.

Bob and Emily have been trying for some time to have a child. When they attend a party where the conversation turns to the subject of children, they feel so left out that they decide to adopt a child.

When Bob returns from his vacation in Mexico, Jerry announces that he is about to be married to a girl he just met. Cynthia, a beautiful but domineering oral hygienist, becomes too much for Jerry, and he realizes that he has made a mistake.

Bob decides that for his own mental well-being, he needs some peace and quiet. He moves into a hotel room by himself for a few days, leaving a confused Howard thinking that Bob and Emily have split up.

Smart is down and out and KAOS tries to buy him from his former employers.

Max and 99 must stop a KAOS scheme to plant explosives in foreign consulates.

Sledge (David Rasche) investigates the death of a two-timing toy tycoon. With Anne-Marie Martin and Harrison Page.

Sledge (David Rasche) is green with envy when Dori (Anne-Marie Martin) falls for a suave, anti-terrorist agent.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

Ozzie and Harriet decide to further their educations.

Shrewd Ozzie does some swapping with Ricky and David.

The Stones meet celebrities while in Hollywood.

Mary convinces a theater group to let Donna direct.

Donna proposes a camping trip to placate Jeff.

A doctor worries his Japanese wife won't be accepted.

Ann's flight to Florida is hijacked.

Juror Ann casts the only "not guilty" vote.

Don and Ann head to Hollywood.

Ann lands a job in a soft-drink ad.

Rhoda agrees to pose as Gary's girlfriend for a family dinner, unaware that he has told his parents that she is his fiancee.

Rhoda experiences a disastrous encounter with Joe's best friend, Charlie Burke.

Brenda becomes engaged to the owner of three hamburger franchises.

Sally's former husband tells her he is getting remarried, and he wants her to accept a reduction in alimony.

Lou tries to keep his fling with Sue Ann secret.

Lou suffers an acute case of jealousy when an ex-girlfriend arrives at Mary's party.

Murray is the only one to voice his disapproval when the new owner of WJM adopts unpopular procedures.

Mary's Aunt Flo challenges Lou to a contest of journalistic abilities.

Laverne and Shirley become tag-team wrestlers in order to raise money for an orphans fund.

Shirley meets a man who sweeps her off her feet, but Laverne determines his true colors and tries to protect her friend.

Laverne sues a department store after being attacked by a toy called Roger Robot.

Laverne and Shirley are forced to act quickly when Laverne's father arranges a marriage for his daughter.

Iola wants to freeze-dry her recently deceased cat.

A steamy love letter falls into the wrong hands at the Harper house.

A Thanksgiving tornado traps the clan in the cellar.

Iola believes Bubba is the prime suspect after her pearl necklace disappears.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Lucy may be riding with a killer (Elsa Lanchester).

Lucy gets neighbor Tallulah Bankhead to appear in a PTA show.

Lucy's date, an Italian tycoon, doesn't speak English.

Lucy and Viv help out in Mooney's political campaign.

Craig gets invited to sing on Ann-Margret's television show.

Lucy tries to boost the confidence of a timid man (Wally Cox).

Misadventures abound when the Ricardos and Mertzes vacation in Florida.

Lucy manages to have the boat run out of gas on a pleasure cruise.

A maligned politician meets a reporter; Isaac and a girl clash over a passenger; a boyfriend jeopardizes a beauty contestant's chances.

The crew is ordered to help Stubing's nephew; an embezzler unwittingly falls for a police officer; unmarried sisters clash over a man.

April is expecting her boyfriend to pop the question any time now; Vi and Tom find "grass" in their son's suitcase.

An ambitious mail clerk falls in love with the vice president's daughter.

Dolores hears a burglar and wakes up her husband. "Love and the Millionaires" John and Alice like to pretend that they're millionaires.

A woman leaves home as her parents are separating; blond wig excites husband.

Townsfolk are uncomfortable in spring pageant roles.

Emmett buys a toupee, but is ashamed to admit it.

Best-dressed Millie is the county's fashion arbiter.

Howard is ashamed to learn that the nephew he has been bragging about to his friends is a school dropout.

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.

Jesse considers becoming a father again until a particularly hectic day of baby-sitting changes his mind.

D.J.'s prom date (Scott Weinger) abandons her after he is elected prom king and his old girlfriend (Christi Harris) is elected queen.

Marcia brags that she can get Davy Jones to perform for the school prom, then begins vigorously to get him to actually appear.

The twins worry about Bill and introduce him to their teacher.

Terry decides to become a beatnik.

The Stones fret when Mary's date arrives in a jalopy.

Chip's enthusiasm for the school's rag drive gives a neighbor (Marjorie Eaton) the wrong impression.

Steve becomes concerned when Bub seems overwhelmed by his household duties.

Lucy goes undercover to help police catch a bank robber.

Lucy feigns illness for time off to go to Palm Springs.

Lucy decides that her unborn child should have artistic leanings.

Lucy approaches the zero hour and is rushed to the hospital to have her baby.

Buddy offers to help Laura get a fur coat for the wholesale price.

Mary discovers incriminating news about an old friend who is seeking re-election to Congress.

When a burlesque troupe that Howard hired doesn't show, the gang decides to help.

The roommates take up part-time jobs to make money for a cruise, but come up short on cash.

One of Doc's ex-wives wants him back; a marriage counselor wants his marriage to be open; a woman panics when an old love appears.

Gopher is asked to manage a resort hotel; a rich widow plans to live on board; a magician substitutes for his magician brother.

Jed's bloodhound Duke takes on the role of matchmaker for his master and a glamorous woman from France.

A confidence man tries to sell Jed the Hollywood Bowl, Griffith Park and the Hollywood Freeway.

Bubba may ruin Mama's chance of becoming president of a church club.

Naomi causes problems at home when she decides to become a flight attendant.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Archie fumes with jealousy when an old secret about Edith and her former beau is revealed.

Archie and Edith travel to upstate New York to attend the wedding of her cousin Maude's daughter.

Joy and Bob continue their adventure to pick up a baby in Las Vegas; Victoria and Johnny Revere reflect on their past; Elka helps Bob's dad find the perfect woman; Melanie works on her wedding toast.

Three best friends from Los Angeles flying to Paris make an emergency stop in Cleveland and realize the norms from home no longer apply.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Diane hopes Sam will profess his love for her after Frasier proposes.

Sam learns that Diane is working in a convent and asks her to come back to Cheers.

Jim is left a fortune when his father dies but must convince a judge he's mentally competent in order to collect.

In an attempt to get closer to his son, Felix becomes the coach of the boy's football team.

Howard floats into Bob's office on Cloud Nine after having a tooth pulled. He is so poetic that Carol tells Emily that she's in love with him. Emily agrees to help Carol get him, and the two have an up-and-down romance.

Max and 99 search for a KAOS computer that's intercepting all CONTROL's messages.

When Ralph buys a two-family house, the Nortons move in as his tenants.

Bilko is assigned to teach a college course.

The wife of a busy company man takes drastic action to get his attention; a loser in life relates 26 years of woe to a total stranger; a favorite uncle gets an airport farewell.

Musk-ox hair oil makes Maynard a ladies' man.

A blackmailer threatens to tell Conklin about an event from Connie's past if she doesn't pay up, until the school's publicity agent digs up dirt on Conklin.

The Shady Rest Hotel is visited by a mysterious and affluent guest, whom Uncle Joe deduces is a bank robber.

Ann is overwhelmed at finding herself appearing onstage with Ethel Merman.

Michelle is princess for a day at Walt Disney World and runs away.

Jesse and Joey have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot Center; Danny proposes to Vicky.

The gang sneaks into a summer camp to return the pet rabbit that Michelle stole.

D.J. violates her dad's curfew when she falls asleep in Steve's apartment; Michelle is hard pressed to complete a school assignment.

Mike attempts to surprise Carol with a photograph of the children for their anniversary.

Emily plays Cupid for French; her son falls for Cissy.

Danny helps Rusty stand up to a bully.

The school tells Donna and Alex that Jeff is a genius.

Monday morning at the Douglas house features Chip's lost arrowheads, Robbie's missing trumpet and Steve's lost plans.

Steve's father-in-law makes it difficult for Steve (Fred MacMurray) to teach his sons that violence isn't right.

Donny Osmond joins Lucy and Kim in a musical revue to help save a local beach.

Lucy is drafted into the Marines.

When Lucy buys a gadget in response to an ad, Ricky gets angry.

Lucy makes one faux pas after another and develops an inferiority complex.

Laura blurts out an embarrassing secret on a national television quiz show.

Sue Ann falls for a man also pursuing Mary.

Joanie gets more than she bargained for when she gets a job as a photographer's model.

While on a vacation cruise, Shirley is convinced an ensign is going to pop the question.

A widower and his son fall for the same girl; a bachelor is allergic to marriage; Stubing tries to rehabilitate a teenage shoplifter.

Stubing is considered for a prestigious command; a woman makes a date with a friend's fiance; an ex-surgeon criticizes Doc's practice.

Jed is promoted to the position of bank vice president in order for him to participate in an interbank skeet shoot.

An authority on American history finds evidence that Jed's ancestors preceded the Mayflower to America.

Iola's blind date sets his sights on Mama.

Mama joins a group that opposes pornography.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Archie appears on TV in a rebuttal over an editorial for gun control he saw on the local news. While celebrating his accomplishment, the Bunkers are held up by a pair of thugs at Kelsey's bar who saw his report.

Archie plans a scheme when he overhears a man at the IRS talking about it over a pay phone. He is then audited for unreported income after moonlighting by driving Munson's cab.

Joy dates a much younger man; Melanie encourages Elka to date again; Victoria gets hooked on Big N Easy.

Elka finds love at first sight; Melanie turns out to be a dead ringer for her date's lost love; Victoria fixes Joy up with a "killer" date.

Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Woody and his girlfriend reunite; despondent Frasier takes a job as janitor at Cheers.

A twist on the "Cinderella" story finds Diane trying to locate a man who left his coat at Cheers.

The Rev. Jim comes to the rescue when Alex is consumed by gambling fever after a lucky night in Atlantic City, N.J.

Oscar's ex-wife is remarrying and invites him to the wedding.

Jerry fears there's something wrong with him because he never becomes serious about any of the girls he dates, and asks Bob if he can become one of his patients; Bob agrees, but they abandon the plan when it begins to interfere with their friendship.

KAOS builds the world's smartest robot to kidnap a scientist.

The Kramdens and Nortons take a cruise around the world after winning a breakfast cereal contest.

Bilko helps a friend find a new love.

Invisible dogs run wild in an obedience class while Carol, an insurance agent, pesters doctor Tim as he's on the job.

Winner Dobie thinks Chatsworth rigged a drawing.

Mrs. Mestor wants to consolidate her school with another.

Bobbie Jo enters a contest sponsored by Gitney's Old English Tomato Sauce and wins first prize, an English butler.

Ann has to learn how to roller-skate in order to get a part in a commercial.

Michelle scores the winning goal for the opposing soccer team.

Jesse and Rebecca face the prospect of punishing their children for the first time.

Stephanie's new friend, Mickey, pressures her into picking up the smoking habit.

Jesse inherits a San Francisco nightclub and learns a thing or two about opening a new business.

Bobby and Cindy try to prove their worth by setting a new world's teeter-totter record.

Jody plays with a new boy in the park, but the boy's mother acts mysteriously.

Uncle Tonoose plays matchmaker for Terry.

The Stones fear their handyman has stolen $20.

Troubles plague Steve when he tries to meet with an Air Force general (Bill Urban).

Steve is attracted to a dedicated career woman (Dorothy Green).

Harry tries to convince Lucy to marry a wealthy foreign prince.

When Mr Mooney instructs Lucy to deliver some papers regarding the financing of John Wayne's latest movie, she ignores him and finds herself having lunch with Wayne instead.

Lucy and Ethel compete for the presidency of their women's club.

Ricky accidentally gives Lucy a black eye.

Rob sets out to write a book during his vacation but has trouble getting started.

Ted and Georgette fear they will never have children.

On Nov. 20, 1979, someone slips Richie a Mickey Finn, and he loses control at a college party.

Laverne and Shirley are determined to meet Fabian, despite the fact that tickets for his concert are sold out.

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise brings love and conflicts to crew members and passengers; guest Raymond Burr.

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise brings love and conflicts to crew members and passengers; guest Raymond Burr.

Cousin Pearl gets a glamour treatment and tries to groom the Clampetts for high society.

Jed takes a dose of Granny's tonic and ends up on Lovers Lane with a gold-digging secretary.

Bubba and Mama apply for the same job at a local fast-food stand.

Vint is certain he was adopted when he discovers some disturbing information on his birth certificate.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

The new wife of Archie's old Air Force buddy disturbs the household.

Gloria poses a riddle that puzzles the family and stirs up an argument.

The ladies go to an event at The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; Victoria reunites with an old flame; Melanie gets close with her music idol, Hailey Nash.

Melanie makes a wrong impression on one of her neighbors while throwing a party; Victoria gets hired to do a Japanese commercial; Elka makes a change to impress her senior prom date.

Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.

Carla's 16-year-old son wants to marry his high-school sweetheart.

Diane fears she is being followed by a deranged actor that is out to kill her.

When Simka learns that Latka has been unfaithful, she is bound by tradition to repeat his indiscretion with one of his co-workers.

After their apartment is robbed, Felix talks Oscar into moving into Security Arms.

Christmas means sad memories for Bob's therapy group, and it's evident that 'tis not the season for everyone to be jolly. Bob decides to invite the group over for Christmas Eve.

Max and 99 pose as Army personnel to trap a psychiatrist working for KAOS.

The Kramdens and Nortons take a cruise around the world after winning a breakfast cereal contest.

Doberman is accidentally put on a recruiting poster.

Ken Berry and Natalie Cole are tonight's guests; a courtroom drama featuring Tim; he's been influenced by television and has seemingly turned into a rascally rabbit.

In order to obtain enough money to impress Thalia on their prom date, Dobie conspires with his beatnik friend Maynard to rig a raffle at the local movie theater.

Connie believes she can meet more bachelors if she gives up her job.

Kate battles rural postmasters to recover an ill-advised letter.

Lou reads Don's unpublished novel.

Michelle wants Danny to stop treating her like a baby, so she tries to act grown-up.

The opening of Jesse's new club is marked by a comical series of mishaps.

Michelle takes drastic action after her mail-order toy turns out to be a dud.

Stephanie and Kimmy (Andrea Barber) plot to catch Steve (Scott Weinger) in the act of cheating on D.J.

Annoyed at being so small, Bobby tries exercises to make himself taller.

Cissy's old flame (David Ladd) has joined the Peace Corps.

Milton Berle asks Danny to quit show business.

Appendectomy-patient Alex is miserable in the hospital.

Steve and Chip (Fred MacMurray, Stanley Livingston) pretend they're floating down the Mississippi River in their backyard.

Steve (Fred MacMurray), returning from a business trip, is surprised when he finds someone in his bed.

A makeover from Lucy gives a friend (Ruth Buzzi) more confidence.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney serve as volunteers in a hypnotist's nightclub act.

Lucy decides to complete a high-school love letter.

A crying baby creates havoc with the neighbors and the landlord.

Rob and Laura try to find a home for an ugly mutt from the dog pound.

Mary's apartment is converted to a delivery room when Georgette goes into labor at Mary's party.

Fonzie comes to the rescue when female motorcyclists come to town to settle a score with Chachi.

Laverne and Shirley agree to let the FBI use their apartment to observe the activities of a counterfeiter.

Julie's friend falls for Stubing; Gopher helps his neighbor find romance; overprotective offspring pursue an eloping, elderly couple.

Julie tries gently to discourage a teenage admirer; a family feud threatens a union settlement; Stubing's anniversary gift is wrecked.

Grannie manages to chase away an IRS agent with a shotgun, prompting a story from Mr. Drysdale about how the family came to live in Beverly Hills in the first place.

Los Angeles Dodgers coach Leo Durocher finds a new pitcher in Jethro.

Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancée may actually be his half sister.

Archie finds out Lionel Jefferson has been dating his 21-year-old niece.

An absent-minded Edith is worried when she discovers she has taken a wig from a department store. She meets with Father Majeski to confess that she may be a kleptomaniac.

Melanie's mother and Victoria's father visit on the same weekend, which makes the daughters see their parents in a new light; Erika brings Joy and her mother together.

When Melanie's ex-husband comes to woo her, Joy and Victoria can't help but get too involved; Elka must decide between two senior suitors.

Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

Diane gives a prized book signed by Ernest Hemingway to Sam as collateral for the loan he gave her.

The guys decide to "help" Carla when she receives no responses to her personal ad.

Latka and Simka host a dinner party to decide which one of the cabbies will be chosen to have an affair with Simka.

Felix's grandfather, tossed out by his wife because of his jealousy, arrives at his grandson's apartment.

Bob and Emily travel to a ski lodge that's nearly deserted except for the annoying couple with whom they share a bathroom.

The diary of a retired CONTROL agent disappears and Max is assigned to the search.

Ralph and Ed wind up on the wrong side of the law in Paris after becoming unwitting pawns in a counterfeiting operation with fake francs.

An attractive WAC is assigned to Fort Baxter to keep the men's minds off gambling.

Tonight's guest is Mr. Steve Lawrence; Steve joins Carol in a sketch about a travelling couple sharing some honesty with each other on a plane they think is about to crash.

Dobie's rarely seen older brother advises him to try to gain sympathy from a new girl in school by bemoaning his affair with a married older woman, but this causes the girl to conclude that Dobie is involved with their math teacher, Mrs. Adams.

Bonnie, Connie's imaginary twin sister, takes part in a scheme against Mr. Conklin.

Tomboy Betty Jo goes looking for a husband on the premise that fate has chosen her to become the next bride in the community.

Ann and Don go on separate computer dates.

Jesse, Danny and Joey each think they have found Michelle's stolen bike.

Jesse and Rebecca turn to a support group to see if they can socialize Nicky and Alex.

Joey hosts a new game show in which couples discover how well they know each other.

The circulation of a nasty rumor leads Stephanie to dish out some dirt on a classmate (Marla Sokoloff).

Greg Needs $150 to record his original song so he convinces his siblings to join him. They notice that Peter's voice is crackling due to puberty and have to decide to record with or without him.

Bill schemes to get Buffy into a club.

Little people invade Danny's apartment.

Mary decides to enroll in a new modeling school.

Robbie's tomboy friend (Marta Kristen) discovers her feminine side.

The three Douglas boys want a raise in their allowances. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

After a session with a psychologist, Lucy and Harry exchange professional roles.

Lucy goes to a psychiatrist after seeing a monkey everywhere she goes.

Exhausted from walking the baby at night, Lucy and Ricky hire a maid.

Lucy wants to get into the act when Ricky produces an American Indian show.

Rob and Laura recall their courtship days when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.

Mary tries her hand at creative writing and seeks encouragement from Lou.

Fonzie hires a recently disabled mechanic who bitterly rejects any offer of friendship.

The medical profession is turned upside down when Shirley is taken to the hospital for an emergency operation.

A rock singer wants to change his act after meeting a girl; Doc helps a husband express his love; the crew overhears mystery writers.

A husband feels neglected; a woman meets a beau she thought was killed in battle; April returns to learn Julie's job.

Love blooms again for Jed when Mlle. Denise returns from Paris to herald the arrival of a litter of poodles.

The board chairman of Drysdale's bank is determined to meet Jed Clampett, the bank's financial wizard.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Mama emerges as a contender in an arm-wrestling competition and goes up against a biker's equally tough mother.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Fred invites his fiancée and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.