A woman uses a Chinese love potion on her beau; guilt frustrates an extramarital affair.

A press agent is challenged to a duel; Jack brags to Henry about his charm with women.

Minister Ferguson is asked to talk to a young couple who want to live together.

A man disguises himself as a woman to get a story on women's lib.

A pretty city planner comes to Mayberry to help Sam just as Millie is going on vacation.

Emmett is proud and excited when an industrial firm wants to buy his patent for an old forgotten invention.

After Andy gets married, Aunt Bee must decide whether or not to keep house for the widower Sam Jones.

Sam helps Goober get a date for the Harvest Ball, and wishes he hadn't.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

When Bobby makes an idol out of Jesse James, Mike and Carol are asked to meet with his principal.

Buffy and Jody travel all around the city looking for the owner of a $20 bill.

A military-school guest disciplines Rusty.

Donna insists Jeff play the trumpet.

Bub misinterprets the interest of Steve's old flame.

Four airline stewardesses move in next door and spark Mike's and Robbie's interest.

Harry buys five acres of worthless land after finding gold nuggets.

Lucy faces a pool hustler (Dick Shawn) in disguise.

Lucy tries to play Cupid for a bachelor and a husband-hungry girlfriend.

Burning with a desire to act, Lucy tries to crash Ricky's nightclub show.

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

Lou asks Mary for advice after she learns that he and his wife have separated.

Al slims down in preparation for a romantic reunion with the woman who jilted him 20 years before.

Shirley believes her brother has picked up a drinking problem since returning from the Navy.

April decides to settle down; a man believes he's chasing another man for a gambling debt; a seriously ill girl falls in love.

A girl thinks Gopher wants to marry her; a career woman's husband considers an affair; a man wants to share a cabin.

Drysdale's ordeal with Granny continues, as she insists on seeing her share of Jed's fortune.

An oil company executive spends a strange honeymoon in a mountain cabin in Beverly Hills.

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

While comedian Shecky Lewis is on stage performing at the Bigger Jigger, Mama heckles him; the comedian challenges her to perform at Open Mike Night on Monday.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Archie tries to get Irene Lorenzo a job as a bookkeeper at his plant.

Gloria is in a state of shock after Mike unveils his plans for the Stivic family.

Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George (Kevin Nealon); Victoria undertakes celebrity shoe designing and puts Melanie and Joy in her runway show.

Joy accepts her dying boyfriend's (Kevin Nealon) marriage proposal; billionaire Artie Firestone (Jon Lovitz) wants Melanie and Victoria to give him a makeover; Elka's twin sister (Joan Rivers) returns for a visit.

A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.

Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

Cliff announces his raise at the post office; Woody and Sam want a raise, but the bar's takings have been declining for three months, risking closure; to increase takings, Sam and Woody raffle a Caribbean cruise, attracting many customers.

Rebecca and Lilith throw a slumber party for depressed Carla.

Intrigued with the voice on Bobby's answering service, Alex asks the girl out to dinner.

Felix's brother, Floyd, persuades Felix that his place is not in hectic Manhattan but back home in Floyd's factory.

Carol announces that she's going to marry Don Fesler, an unpublished poet with bad feet, and the news brings negative reactions from her friends.

Max learns of KAOS' plans to kill top space scientists, but crashes his car on the way to CONTROL.

Ralph has to change his sleeping habits when he works the night shift; Ralph loses Alice's money in a jelly bean contest.

A newspaper reporter attempts to prove that GIs are leaking important Army secrets.

Guests include Martha Raye and Tim Conway.

Their incessant practice for a barbershop quartet contest jeopardizes Toody and Muldoon's chances for winning.

The gang tries to get Conklin to spend a little money on heat by making him think the cold is making everyone sick.

Ozzie grapples with worries.

Helen fumes when Lou escorts Ethel Merman.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Marcia is dumped by the campus hero because her nose is swollen from an accident.

When French is called away, his brother fills in.

Linda loses her third pair of skates and is furious when her father refuses to replace them.

Donna sells pickles to make up a charity deficit.

A magazine article on bored homemakers spurs Bub to consider a new career.

Chip stows away on a plane bound for Paris, then gets lost in the city.

Harry rents Lucy's house to a movie company; guest Chuck Connors.

Lucy and Viv reminisce over their many years together.

Lucy mistakes a talent scout for a masher and almost ruins Ricky's chance for a film career.

Ricky arrives in Hollywood to take a screen test.

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

An old friend uses her relationship with Mary to introduce herself to the newsroom.

Fonzie wrecks his motorcycle; Joanie, Chachi, and Jenny steal Fonzie's money to buy him a new one for his birthday.

The girls try to reconcile Lenny and Squiggy after the guys have a terrible fight.

A friend's wife makes passes at Doc; a man records his friend's romances; an engaged woman meets an old school chum.

Isaac tries to be discovered as a singer; Julie's ex-beau can't forget his former life; a man fears water; guests the Pointer Sisters.

Granny suffers from homesickness -- until two old friends, Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs, arrive.

Spring tonic time brings the Countess von Holstein back for another visit with the Clampetts.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telling the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

Vint learns that he is going to lose his job because Kwik Keys is going out of business; when it turns out that Mama owns ten shares of Bernice, the company that owns Kwik Keys, she sets out to stop the store from closing.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

The usually punctual Archie is hours overdue at a lodge convention in Buffalo, and no one knows what has happened to him.

Convention-bound Archie is missing for almost 24 hours, and the family is grasping for clues to his whereabouts.

The girls have to get their L.A. friend (Kristin Chenoweth) back together with her dermatologist boyfriend (Jonathan Silverman) or face the prospect of never getting an appointment with him again.

Behind the scenes of "Hot in Cleveland" featuring never-before-seen footage of the cast and crew, in-depth interviews as well as favorite show moments and bloopers from the third season.

Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.

Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

The Cheers gang takes on a rival bar in a war of outrageous pranks; the gang becomes paranoid of all strangers entering the bar, including Boston Red Sox third baseman Wade Boggs.

Sam and Woody have a competition to see who can kiss Rebecca first.

Bobby decides that if he doesn't get an acting job before midnight he will end his stage career.

When Felix becomes a member of the Civilian Police Reserves, havoc reigns for criminals and innocent bystanders alike.

Emily's plans for a wonderful turkey dinner go downhill when Bob's mother (Martha Scott) and Emily's father (John Randolph) begin insulting one another the night before Thanksgiving.

KAOS plants a bomb in Max's apartment to kill a visiting scientist.

Ralph keeps getting interrupted while rehearsing for his speech at the Raccoon Lodge meeting; Ralph thinks he got fired.

Bilko sets up his own radio station in Roseville.

Guests include Garry Moore and Durward Kirby.

In an effort to keep Toody and Muldoon, the residents of their beat refuse to permit any crime to occur.

When word gets around that Miss Brooks is having her TV antenna repaired for free, people dump their broken aerials on Connie to take to the shop; Mr. Conklin becomes suspicious and is convinced that Miss Brooks is an out-of-control antenna thief.

A woman leaving her husband over his tuba playing causes an argument between Ozzie and Harriet.

Photographer Noel Prince proposes to Ann.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Peter's after-school job in the bike shop becomes a personal disaster.

The twins turn to a friendly window washer for help with their homework.

Linda helps the overworked postman -- and her parents almost get arrested for mail tampering.

Mary falls for a young intern.

Robbie gets excited upon learning his physics class will be featured in an educational film.

Chip enlists Bub's help in trying to win a school art contest.

A neighborhood-watch meeting puts Lucy on edge.

Lucy takes a night carhop job after she breaks Mr. Mooney's television set.

Lucy meets her Spanish-speaking mother-in-law for the first time.

Lucy helps Fred choose a birthday gift for Ethel.

Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

Rhoda's beau wants to be a forest ranger.

Terrified Fonzie is forced to go to the dentist; Fonzie is forced to go to the dentist.

The girls are shocked to discover that their old club has become a tough gang.

April and her charges remain aboard; a woman falls for her son's best friend; a man unknowingly woos the boss's daughter.

A girl refuses to wear clothes; a blind woman thinks a man's attention is pity; a divorced man thinks his cabin is wiretapped.

Sheldon Epps, the beatnik, pays a return visit to the Clampetts to borrow bread from Jed.

Granny turns beatnik when she visits the Parthenon West coffee house to rescue Elly and Jethro from a band of beatniks.

Lola and Mama (Beverly Archer, Vicki Lawrence Schultz) become enemies when they compete in a rose show.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

When Mike and Gloria have a fight, she dares him to try and hold a kiss until Archie arrives from the airport.

Impious Archie becomes religious after a close brush with death.

The ladies bid on an abandoned storage unit and unearth an item which requires Artie Firestone's expertise; Joy learns how to use a CB radio.

Victoria tries to turn her canceled soap opera into an app and enlists the cast's help to film a new episode.

Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage babysitter has a crush on Laura.

Evan is moving to Tokyo, so Rebecca drives him to the airport; she confesses her feelings for him, and he asks her to pick up the woman who will be going with him.

Sam tries to get Rebecca her job back after she is fired as manager, and he is hired to replace her.

Elaine fears the worst when the cabbies invite themselves to her elegant cocktail party, for her highbrow art-world friends.

Felix and Oscar remember when Felix photographed his fiancée for a Playboy centerfold.

Bob forms an all-women consciousness-raising group. He gets kicked out after Emily joins and inadvertently points out some of the unliberated areas in their own marriage.

The KAOS leader, Siegfried, plans the world's biggest kidnapping scheme.

Ralph thinks Alice wants him dead; Ralph's fight plans get ruined.

Bilko and his friends believe Lt. Wallace should get married.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Nancy Wilson.

While on an undercover assignment, Toody is accused of leading a double life.

The students and faculty of Madison High propose a hobby show as a diversion for overworked Miss Brooks, but she ends up even more exhausted.

Ozzie is scheduled to speak on Greek history.

Don's mother stays overnight with Ann.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

When Grandma Hutchins comes to visit, the Brady kids decide to keep her around by matching her up with Grandpa Brady.

A formerly rich woman (Myrna Loy) wants to learn housekeeping.

Danny beams with pride when Rusty brings home an exceptional report card.

Alex tries to run the house while Donna is away.

Robbie must pass a math exam to play in the big game; Chip gets the measles.

Chip's 10th birthday party is in jeopardy when Steve comes down with German measles.

Lucy misplaces a rare exotic bird; guest Arte Johnson.

Lucy poses as Mr. Mooney's wife to fend off his admirer.

Ricky paces the floor awaiting word from Hollywood about his screen test.

Lucy plans Ricky's triumphal arrival in Hollywood.

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.

The new station manager fires Lou when the news show's ratings drop.

While suffering from the flu, Fonzie dreams that a mad scientist tries to drain his "cool."

Laverne and Shirley quit their jobs at the brewery and join the WACs.

Isaac's criminal uncle arrives; Doc worries about a doctor's career decision; a proper woman meets her daughter's beau.

Gopher meets a lady customs agent; a widow tries to cool her son's romance; the boutique manager deals with three fiancés.

Jed is offered a bank vice presidency -- an inducement to get him to move his millions to that bank.

When a computer replaces one of Drysdale's bookkeepers, the displaced worker finds real friends in the Clampetts.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

George Jefferson uses Archie's signature to get on the ballot when he decides to run for a local political office.

A shady salesman hustles Archie into signing for costly aluminum siding to prevent heat loss.

Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long; tensions rise among the ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.

A baby enters the women's lives; a super-vixen offers Melanie a job; Elka gets the upper hand with her boyfriend.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Sam vows a year of celibacy if he is not the father of an ex-girlfriend's baby.

Carla transforms herself into what she thinks is Eddie's ideal woman.

The gang comes up with a pickup line for John to use on a stranger sitting at a nearby table.

Felix and Oscar's bowling team is pitted against the Kingpins in a championship game.

After renewing an acquaintance with the beautiful and free-spirited Courtney Simpson, Jerry decides to give up his dental practice: he wants to follow his dreams of romance and adventure by following Courtney to Tahiti.

KAOS blackmails the world by threatening to launch a missile.

Trixie and Ralph buy Alice the same gift; Ralph nabs a killer.

Bilko buys some swampland and hopes to sell it at a huge profit.

Guests include Flip Wilson and Vikki Carr.

Muldoon fears that his job may be in jeopardy because he is too tall.

Miss Brooks shows off her business skills for a promotion by getting a great deal on fuel oil for Conklin's furnace, not knowing that he's just had it converted to a forced air unit.

Ricky and David get their independence with separate bedrooms.

A man admires Ann's friend for her athletic prowess.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Cindy and Bobby take a test to compete on a television show; Bobby is the big-headed one, although he does not study like his sister; Cindy passes the test believing she will be a TV star, but freezes when she gets there.

Bill, believing it's best, agrees to let Aunt Fran take the children.

Danny forsakes comedy for serious drama.

A career woman (Esther Williams) considers marriage.

Steve's (Fred MacMurray) friend believes her daughter is dating an older man.

Chip is unimpressed by Steve's job until an emergency occurs at the Air Force base.

Lucy saves the day after Harry sells his employment agency to a tyrant.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney are arrested for possession of stolen goods.

Lucy persuades Ricky to give her driving lessons.

Lucy's mother and the Mertzes join in the trip west.

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

When a union strike hits the station, Mary and Lou have to deliver the news.

Chachi witnesses a passionate love scene between Joanie and an actor during rehearsals for a school play.

The roommates take part in an Army experiment and find it is not as easy as they thought.

Stubing's aunt wants to take Vicki; a jealous lover (Alejandro Rey) targets Doc; two passengers compete for Julie.

Stubing's friend teaches Vicki gambling; a man's weight loss doesn't help his love life; a gang of bank robbers reunites.

The arrival in Beverly Hills of a prize matrimonial prospect for her granddaughter, Elly, puts Granny in a dither.

The Clampetts force their well-intentioned but crude hospitality upon oil man John Brewster and his cultured bride.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Gloria feels like a "dumb blonde" when Mike ignores her for an intellectual friend.

Archie fears for his family's safety when he learns the plumber working in his house is a convict on furlough from prison.

Melanie's boss puts her in an awkward position; Joy worries about fitting in at college; Victoria is asked to change her appearance; Elka keeps a secret.

Victoria wants to learn the truth of her co-star's intentions; Joy tries to fit in while Elka befriends the popular girls; Melanie finds herself in a dishonest situation.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

A 20-year-old executive (Alex Nevil) develops a crush on Rebecca.

Rebecca has a phony romance with Sam to protect herself from Martin Teal (Alex Nevil).

Bobby gets dazzling results when he goes to Louie's 20th class reunion, pretending to be Louie.

Oscar gets the break he's been waiting for when he gets to play himself in a Hollywood movie.

Bob thinks his chances of winning a doctors' tennis tournament are pretty good until he learns that his doubles partner will be Emily.

Max and 99 are caught and readied to be shipped behind the Iron Curtain.

Ralph thinks he has been promoted; Ralph debates paying taxes.

Bilko involves the colonel's wife in a scandal.

Harvey and Tim as tipsy friends coming home from a night of carousing; a spoof of "The Arabian Nights."

Toody is given a painting by an artist that he and Muldoon must evict.

Connie is in the dumps because she believes she was stood up on a date by Mr. Boynton; love guru Walter suggests she give Boynton a taste of his own medicine, make a date with him and then leave him holding the bag.

The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek (John La Motta) stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife (Liz Sheridan). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Betrayed confidences cause a falling-out between ALF and Lynn (Andrea Elson). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

Davy learns he has inherited an English manor house.

The Monkees run into a problem when they enter a mixed-group contest which forces Davy to pose as a girl.

Learning about rhinos.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A surfing dog helps a young boy find his confidence in the water; a poodle helps a young woman who has a heart defect.

Some of Jack's favorite guides lead the way to cheetahs, lions, rhinos and dolphins.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan."

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

The Bradys think Alice is planning to elope with Sam and begin planning a party for her.

Jan makes promises she can't keep in order to win a popularity contest.

The Bradys' neighbors decide to adopt a son and end up with three.

Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.

Gilligan is embarrassed when has to be rescued while he tries to save a drowning Mary Ann, so the other castaways devise ways to try to make him feel like a hero; he gets the chance to be a real hero when a headhunter arrives on the island.

Wrongway Feldman returns to sample the island life, and he decides to live on the island forever.

Mrs. Howell engineers a romance between Gilligan and Mary Ann.

The castaways form a band, but Gilligan's drumming is mistaken by local natives as a sign of war.

Carter and Duke get clipped in a poker game by a card shark, and they attempt to expose him.

Lou-Ann Poovie, the Marines' favorite nightclub singer, returns to town.

Gomer's penchant for Welsh rarebit causes him to tell off Carter while sleepwalking.

A nightclub owner is determined to get Gomer to sing in his establishment every night.

Granny, finally making good her threat to go home to the hills, takes to the open road.

The Clampetts produce a ghastly collection of art for a new Beverly Hills gallery.

Jed, wearing a vice admiral's uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy.

Granny is convinced that Mrs. Drysdale used black magic to turn herself into a crow.

Harry gets involved with a Soviet diplomat to help Yakov obtain a temporary visa back to Russia. Johnny Carson makes a cameo appearance.

Roz is ordered to undergo therapy after she's found to be insensitive.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) title of courtroom joker is threatened when a fun-loving judge (guest star Gary Kroeger) arrives. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Mac quits his job after he inherits $2 million -- then he's sued for over $4 million.

Frasier and Lilith hire Norm as their interior decorator after firing a renowned designer.

Cliff wires himself to an electric shock device to improve his personality.

Sam considers skydiving out of a plane in order to impress Rebecca.

Sam is drawn to both a mother (Sandahl Bergman) and daughter.

The Hartleys miss a Fourth of July Bicentennial party when they are trapped in a storage locker.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Max must prove to the Chief that he's the real Max when KAOS makes a duplicate of him.

Smart and 99 face a firing squad when they try to restore the deposed president of a foreign country.

When 15 Elvis impersonators turn up dead, Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) go undercover as a Presley look-alike and a groupie.

Sledge acts as Capt. Trunk's bodyguard after the captain is threatened by mobsters.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

With Harriet's prompting, Ozzie finally gets around to replacing a broken pane of glass.

David receives a birthday gift he's not quite old enough to use.

A huge dog wanders in while Alex is away.

Jeff becomes friends with the new girl in town.

Donna and Alex spend an eventful day in the country.

Donna and Alex try to reunite a troubled couple.

A brochure for the Shady Rest Hotel of the future is prematurely distributed.

Herby Bates, who is sweet on Billie Jo, won't be seeing much more of her, he has just been drafted.

Bobbie Jo falls for Alan Landman (Dennis Hopper), a poet and beatnik.

A movie star escapes from the Hollywood madness in Shady Rest.

Rhoda tries to cheer up Johnny Venture when his big nightclub debut flops.

Brenda, unable to relate to people at parties, turns to a shyness clinic for help.

Rhoda makes the mistake of agreeing to go out on a blind date with a guy she thought she knew in high school.

Ida becomes depressed when she realizes most of her old mah-jongg pals have gone to the great casino in the sky.

Ann lands a job as a dancing chicken for a restaurant; after an altercation with her boss, she finds herself stuck in her costume on a country road.

A hypnotic suggestion sends Ann on a buying spree.

During filming of an ad, a cold affects Ann's hearing.

Ann tries to help a boxer study drama.

The roommates battle two snobs at a roller rink while on blind dates.

Mr. Shotz insists that the girls make their act patriotic or they're out of the annual talent show.

Laverne and Shirley learn that everyone at the brewery must undergo psychological examinations.

Laverne and Shirley pack their bags for a tropical paradise vacation.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes have a hard time finding accommodations on their trip to California.

Lucy gets the Ricardos and the Mertzes thrown in a Tennessee jail.

The Ricardos and Mertzes visit Alaska to inspect land they bought; with Red Skelton.

Lucy and a handsome policeman serve as decoys to capture an elusive holdup man.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes stop at Ethel's hometown, Albuquerque, N.M.

While Ricky heads to a meeting at the film studio, Lucy and the Mertzes go celebrity hunting, and Lucy finds trouble when she meets William Holden and Eve Arden while having lunch at the Brown Derby restaurant in Hollywood.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Loni Anderson.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Robert Guillaume.

A sloppy housewife develops amnesia; "Love and the Joker" Bill's practical jokes threaten his romance.

A policeman arrests a coed and her boyfriend. "Love and the Champ" Harley wants to defend his wife's honor from the man in 9C.

Larry pretends he's married to keep his girlfriends at bay. In "Love and the Mixed Marriage," a medical mix-up creates problems for Cindy and John.

A man disguises himself and follows his wife on her vacation; a man gets undressed in the wrong room.

Aunt Bee takes over a horse that everyone else has given up on and enters him in one last race.

Money is missing after Sam hires two ex-cons to help on the farm.

Mike gets in trouble with Sam when he orders a copy machine against his father's wishes.

The people of Mayberry shun Howard when he "turns traitor" while on a TV panel show.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

Buffy fears she will be sent away to be a dancer.

Zsa Zsa Gabor upsets the Williams' household.

Jeff trades his possessions to raise money.

Mike and Robbie get ideas when a boyhood friend of Steve's visits the family.

Robbie decides to earn some extra money by being a caddie at a local golf tournament.

Lucy plays nursemaid to Uncle Harry, Kim, Mary Jane and a pregnant cat.

Lucy helps a cocktail-lounge piano player finish composing a hit song.

Ricky goes off with five dazzling starlets for an evening of publicity pictures.

Lucy snares a bit part in a motion picture.

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

Ted becomes upset when his vacation replacement is a success.

Fonzie takes Jenny as his bride in a mock ceremony at a costume ball only to discover that the marriage is binding.

Laverne and Shirley are chosen to star in an Army training film.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May.

Jethro winds up as an unwitting accomplice in a plot to burglarize Drysdale's bank.

While Vint is at his stag party, the women have a get-together that turns disastrous.

Naomi and Vint wind up on Mama's doorstep after they're swindled out of their housing investment.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

In celebration of its first 100 episodes, Henry Fonda hosts a retrospective of the previous episodes and explores the relationships and the characters that make up the Bunker household, via flashbacks.

Henry Fonda continues to host this retrospective look back at the previous 100 episodes that CBS has aired, taking special look at the relationships and characters of Archie, Edith, Mike and Gloria.

Melanie wonders if Alec heard her confess her feelings; Elka and Mamie trick Joy into helping them; Victoria and her co-star fake a relationship.

Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt; Joy likes the idea of male pet-owners; Victoria is interviewed by her daughter.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

Woody feels inadequate and defects to the competition on the eve of a drink-mixing contest.

Sam loses a valuable dog, and the substitute he gets attacks upon hearing a code word.

Mechanic Latka Gravas faces deportation unless he marries a U.S. citizen.

Felix, on assignment to photograph a dog food ad, believes the animal is being mistreated.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

An important informant is wounded before he can tell Max about a secret formula.

Ralph plots an early departure for Alice's visiting Aunt Ethel; Ralph thinks he has won a new car.

Bilko is late in realizing that his day of good fortune has finally arrived.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Michele Lee.

Toody and Muldoon devise a plan to keep Officer Schnauser and his wife from fighting.

As acting principal, Miss Brooks shuts down the school after hearing a weather warning of an impending hurricane, and the gang takes refuge at the Conklin home.

Thorny agrees to buy Harriet's Valentine's Day gift.

Police use Ann as bait for an obscene caller.

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan, and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

A rock-music agent wants to sign Greg to become a rock star named Johnny Bravo. Greg lets his new fame get to his head.

French unwittingly insults the small daughter of a Chinese diplomat.

Danny courts his wife again after reminding her that she proposed to him.

Mary does her best to get her best friend a date.

Steve's yearning for quiet leads him to an all-female house that mimics the Douglas home.

Steve roots for Robbie's opponent in a model airplane contest.

Lucy makes a daring arrest after being named an honorary sheriff.

Lucy helps a man (Ken Berry) start a dancing school.

Lucy contributes to a fashion show with the wives of motion picture stars.

Lucy appears in Hedda Hopper's gossip column.

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.

When Mary receives a chain letter from Lou and is warned not to break the chain, she struggles to find a way to pass it along without generating undesirable consequences.

Chachi panics about inviting the Cunninghams to his house for dinner.

Shirley is influenced by a beatnik she meets at a coffeehouse.

Gopher's aunt fears disclosures about her money; an employee leaves his son with Stubing; a marriageable woman eyes two men.

Julie falls for a veterinarian; a divorced couple must share quarters; Vicki is offered a part in a TV series.

In order to keep the Clampetts in Beverly Hills, Mr. Drysdale tries to arrange a Possum Day Festival.

Granny fumes when she thinks that Mrs. Drysdale is running against her for Possum Day Queen.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud."

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

As George prepares to open his third dry-cleaning store, the Jeffersons move to an expensive East Side apartment.

Mike and Gloria teach Edith how husbands and wives can "fight fairly" with each other.

Melanie becomes embroiled in an office love triangle; Joy learns something about Sean; Victoria is insecure about dating a movie star; Elka and Mamie have a run-in with the law.

Joy's mother meets her new family members at Wilbur's christening; Joy forces Owen to pretend to be someone else; Elka touches up a fresco; Victoria annoys Melanie with her talk about Emmet.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Cliff's job is in jeopardy after a romantic interlude with an attractive postal trainee (Annie Golden).

Woody puzzles over how to handle a former boxer (Tyrone Power Jr.) who insulted him.

Finances dictate either John or his new wife drop out of college.

Oscar books Felix's band as payment for a poker loss.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

KAOS blackmails the entire nation with the dehydration formula.

Ralph and Alice argue over an actress' name; Ralph invites the bus company president to dinner.

Golfer Sam Snead helps Col. Hall shoot under par.

Ken Berry and Nanette Fabray join in tonight's episode; Carol plays a dowdy secretary discouraging some glamorous temp applicants, and the movie spoof Flight 13 To Nowhere.

Moody feels inferior to an intellectual rookie and asks to be reassigned.

Miss Brooks misinterprets a note written in French from new teacher Maurice LeBlanche as a love note asking for a date.

The Nelsons go all out to get a traffic signal installed on their street.

Injured Ann mistakes a doctor for Don.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel "Stonewall" Binkley, in a hockey game for charity; D.J. drives on the freeway.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

The twins try to interest French in Miss Faversham.

Kathy's matchmaking attempts backfire.

Donna recalls her courtship, then plays matchmaker.

Mike is dissatisfied with his current girlfriend.

Robbie becomes the victim of hero worship when he shares a locker with the school's star athlete.

Lucy places the winning bid in a celebrity auction for Milton Berle to entertain at one of her parties.

Lucy and Viv stumble into Joan Crawford's home when their car breaks down.

Lucy hears that Ricky's movie will be shelved.

Lucy is tricked into accepting the role of a bull in a television drama.

Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a babysitter while they go to a party at Alan Brady's penthouse.

When Lou takes Mary and Rhoda to a movie, he sees his son-in-law with a woman who is not his daughter.

Fonzie is puzzled as to how Potsie is earning enough money to date Lori Beth's rich friend.

Laverne and Shirley go to the electric company to complain about their power being cut off.

A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding; an anthropologist seeks a missing link; Stubing romances the anthropologist's wife (Katherine Helmond); Julie is replaced; guests Patrick Duffy, Anthony Andrews.

A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding, a search for a creature, a teacher's romance and Julie's replacement.

Jethro discovers that it is his color television set that has won the heart of the maid next door.

Granny distills a love potion intended to land a husband for her "decrepit" granddaughter, Elly.

Mama goes to work for a travel agency.

Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.