Max becomes the head of the Guild of Surviving CONTROL Agents.

Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Indebted Bilko starts a mink farm to raise cash.

Guest Stars Mel Tormé, Nanette Fabray, and Don Rickles pitch in to help tell The Tin Pan Alley Story; Mel and Carol are songwriting team Potts and Panz on their road to -- and from -- stardom.

Toody and Muldoon try to avoid giving out tickets so they won't have to appear in court on their day off.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ozzie and Harriet invite Nancy Baker over for dinner, hoping she will choose to go to an upcoming dance with David instead of the neighbor's son, Will Thornberry, while David worries more about his football team than anything else.

Ann and Don work on a project about Ann's life as a young actress; the two get into an argument about the details of her life.

Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.

The twins give Uncle Bill a hansom-cab horse.

Danny loses his agent by going over his head.

Donna and Alex try to hide disputes from the children.

Chip's bragging about his older brother results in Robbie trying to fix a grand piano.

Tramp brings home a stick of dynamite from World War II.

Lucy takes up pottery in order to replace Harry's valuable broken vase.

Lucy tries for the business of a millionaire country-music star.

Lucy vows to tell the truth for 24 hours.

Lucy does her best to crash Ricky's nightclub show.

Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.

Sue Ann faces unemployment when her "Happy Homemaker" show is canceled.

Howard decides to make a television commercial to boost his hardware business.

While visiting Laverne's grandmother in New York, Shirley finds romance and Laverne gets "engaged" to Squiggy.

The crew distracts Julie from a planned surprise; a wife finds a romantic letter; a father pressures his athlete daughter.

To avoid marriage, a man tells his girlfriend he's dying; Stubing's old flame returns; teenage lovers want the honeymoon suite.

Elly May decides to enter a beauty competition to become the queen of Beverly Hills, with some help from Miss Jane and the Drysdales; when Granny hears about the race, she wants to enter as well.

Still trying to get his hands on the Clampett millions, Lafe pays a return visit, ostensibly to give Granny a pawpaw tree.

Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

Mama leads a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Archie, Edith and Mike tell Gloria three different versions of the story of a refrigerator repairman's visit.

Archie sneaks off to night school in hopes of completing his high-school education.

The son Joy gave up stops by for a surprise visit; the women are on alert when Victoria's prison pen pal heads their way.

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

Frasier is invited to appear on a televised debate featuring several prominent psychiatrists.

Although she won't admit it, Carla is afraid to spend the night alone in her new house.

Louie wants to move into a classy apartment building, but first he must be approved by a panel of snobby tenants.

Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix is banned from Midtown Memorial Hospital.

A rather embarrassing operation leads to romance between Carol and her doctor. Everyone questions the relationship due to the new couple's age disparity.

Max and a KAOS kingpin start a kidnap spree to exchange prisoners.

Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Bilko believes he's going to appear on "The Ed Sullivan Show."

Carol's guests tonight are Garry Moore and Durward Kirby; sketches include Carol as an increasingly-less dignified princess rehearsing a toast, and a peek inside the United States Safety Committee.

Toody, Muldoon and their co-workers try to get a plaster cast of Sgt. Abrams' feet without him knowing it.

Connie's favorite student wants her to marry his widowed father.

Harriet finds an old poem supposedly written by Ozzie.

Ann's new movie role calls for a nude scene.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends.

Cissy thinks Bill is trying to get rid of her.

Tonoose plans a Lebanese wedding for Terry.

Donna and Alex fret about Mary's collegiate blind date.

Robbie attempts to build a go-kart while Steve helps a missile manufacturer with a project.

In order to earn money, Mike and Robbie help improve a neighbor's yard.

Lucy ruins Harry's Rolls-Royce after taking a mechanics course.

Sheldon Leonard attempts to film a scene for a TV pilot in the bank.

The Mertzes' home suffers after the Ricardos visit.

Lucy is suspected of being the mysterious burglar "Madame X.".

Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.

WJM's former weatherman returns for a visit just after signing a contract to host a network show in New York.

Fonzie falls for a beautiful deaf computer programmer named Allison.

Not-so-wonderful surprises continue to happen while the girls are visiting in New York.

A scientist researches romantic reactions; an out-of-work football player finds a new career; a woman nearing 40 hunts for a husband.

Gopher learns of his new love's past; a wife brings divorce papers to her husband and his girlfriend; old rivals have a boxing rematch.

Lafe Crick brings his son, Dub, to Beverly Hills to court Elly May.

The Clampetts embark on an unusual fishing trip -- at the famed Marineland of the Pacific.

Mama appears on the "Jeopardy!" game show and wins a trip to Hawaii.

Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

A walk home past a neighborhood construction site turns into a nightmarish encounter for Gloria.

Gloria is in a foul mood and argues with Edith over allowing Archie to boss her around. She later gets into a fight with Mike, ruining the birthday celebration.

Melanie forms a band to compete in a battle of the bands; Joy catches the attention of a band rival.

Melanie suspects Joy is using drugs and recruits Rick to help; Elka teaches Victoria how to act old.

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

Norm gets the whole gang involved when he invests in a combination laundry and tanning salon.

Diane brags about her date at a trendy restaurant, so Sam pretends to be a world-famous heart surgeon to get reservations of his own.

Alex becomes obsessed with his dog's well-being when he finds out his beloved pet hasn't long to live.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

Bob suffers an inferiority attack when a test reveals that Emily's IQ is higher than his.

Max is wounded and 99 assumes he's dead when the "Blaster" comes back to town.

The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

The camp is surprised by Bilko's change of heart.

A pair of grand opera voices, in the form of Eileen Farrell and Marilyn Horne, join Carol tonight in an episode that features Harvey leading a Fireside Chat with the First Family.

Toody and Muldoon help a petty thief who can't adjust to life outside of Sing Sing.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ozzie urges David to stand up for his rights.

Ann invites her parents and Don's for Thanksgiving.

Danny embarks on his first date since the death of his wife that results in romance.

D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny.

Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while.

The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns home when Michelle gets sick.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

French is astonished at how much attention he attracts when he endorses a brand of marmalade.

Danny meets a rural sheriff (Andy Griffith).

Donna listens to other women's praise of her husband.

Robbie imitates a history teacher's style in order to impress a girl (Perri Sinclair).

Chip quits the baseball team, but sees a chance at redemption when Steve fills in as umpire.

Lucy and Mary Jane go on a strict crash diet.

Lucy thinks Milton Berle is cheating on his wife.

Lucy and Ethel try to improve the men's wardrobes.

Lucy tries to crash Ricky's nightclub act with a jitterbug dance.

Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.

Mary unknowingly accepts a date with Murray's father.

Chachi seeks Fonzie's advice on how to get Joanie to take him seriously.

After Shirley is injured in a fall, she undergoes a complete personality change.

Doc's ex-wife says they are still wed; a man finds $2,000 in a borrowed jacket; a widow meets her son's teacher.

April returns with her fiancé; two writers decide to finish their marriage with their script; a girl unknowingly befriends her father.

Granny gets her dander up when she confuses a house-to-house insecticide salesman with a critter doctor.

Jane Hathaway comes up with a unique idea to find a wife for Jed.

Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii.

Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

When the house next door to the Bunkers is for sale, Archie and Henry Jefferson become nervous.

A heat wave that stifles New York is nothing compared to the trouble a woman is causing for Archie and Edith.

The ladies go dancing to burn the Cleveland pounds; Victoria catches Leandro's eye; Elka dukes it out with an old rival.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

Diane uses a college classmate (J. Eddie Peck) to make Sam jealous; Cliff persuades Norm to join his fraternal organization.

Diane feels as though her life is doomed when a poem she submits for publication is rejected while Sam's amateur poetry is published.

Elaine's son (David Mendenhall) gives up the oboe to study boxing with Tony.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

Bob decides to meet the rising cost of living by raising his rates. But the members of his therapy group revolt when he picks the most inappropriate moment to tell them.

Agent Maxwell Smart poses as a safecracker who is employed by KAOS.

The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

A sergeant is barred from his son's society wedding.

Nancy Wilson and Mickey Rooney guest star in this episode, which features a meeting between incoming and outgoing First Ladies, an awkward audition, and the movie spoof Kids Town.

Toody and Muldoon begin to annoy each other just when they're going to be photographed as a good example of police cooperation.

Connie winds up as a part-time bride at a proxy wedding.

The Nelsons forget a few Halloween-party details.

A fledgling agent arranges a publicity date for Ann.

Jesse moonlights as an Elvis Presley look-alike to earn money for a demo record.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco."

When the boys frighten their sisters with a manufactured ghost, the girls get even.

When Cissy gets her own phone, Buffy is so unhappy that Bill suspects a case of jealousy.

A battle arises over the invitation list for Terry's wedding.

Jeff feels responsible for a neighbor's accident.

The frog Chip catches for a school project suddenly disappears.

Robbie pretends to like classical music to impress a girl (Sandy Descher).

Lucy and Harry recall some of their funniest moments.

Lucy feigns illness to have the day off to attend a department store sale.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes appear on the quiz show "How to Rate Your Marriage."

Lucy and Ethel start their own business making and selling salad dressing.

Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.

Murray regrets being Ted's ghostwriter when an article he writes turns out to be worth more than he thought.

A woman takes an interest in Richie when he accompanies Howard to a convention in Chicago.

Laverne discovers that the man she's dating is mixing robbery with romance.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Loni Anderson.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Robert Guillaume.

Granny's old-fashioned ways of predicting the weather are pitted against the Weather Bureau's advanced technology.

Beverly Hills' more prominent citizens are more than a little affected when they sample Granny's spring tonic.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Trouble starts in the Bunker house when the family finds an 82-year-old pajama-clad stranger in their living room.

A provocative kiss sparks a feud between Archie and his liberal daughter, Gloria.

Victoria and Joy try to get revenge on Victoria's nemesis; Melanie's new boyfriend likes her feet.

This season's most memorable moments.

As usual, Rob finds he has too many "stars" on his hands when he tries to direct this year's show for the Parent Council.

Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.

Woody tries to find a date to impress his ex-girlfriend (Amanda Wyss), who is visiting Boston with her new boyfriend.

A forged letter leads Diane to believe she can make it as a ballerina.

Alex falls in love with Jim's old girlfriend, who shows up at the garage hoping to rekindle their romance.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.

Bob turns out to be an uncooperative patient when Emily makes an appointment for them to see a marriage counselor (Katherine Helmond).

Agent 99 is sent to Casablanca to find the murderer of 275 top scientists.

In 'Bread', Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In 'Ralph Threatens to Leave', the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in 'Ring Salesman', Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, whom he believes Alice is having an affair with.

Hall tries to keep Ritzik, who is carrying $1,500, away from Bilko.

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Toody and Muldoon must find a way to convince an elderly lady to leave the condemned building she's living in.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own. Bill Daily and Fred Gross guest star.

Kate's (Anne Schedeen) friend (Dorothy Lyman), a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.

Jesse must tell his parents he wants to go into show business.

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

Creatures from Planet Spritz think the Monkees are members of a secret army.

The Monkees arrive at Count Dracula's castle and meet Wolfman, Mummy-Man and Frankenstein.

Introducing viewers to a variety of wild birds.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

A rock-music agent wants to sign Greg to become a rock star named Johnny Bravo. Greg lets his new fame get to his head.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White."

Skipper believes a curse has fallen on him for disturbing the resting place of a carved Tiki god.

Mr. Howell consents to back Ginger's Broadway play for its out-of-New York tryout on the island.

Mr. Howell loses $3 million to Gilligan in a putting contest.

Though surrounded by water, the castaways suddenly discover that there isn't a spare drop to drink.

Hacker bets Carter $50 that Gomer can cook a meal in the mess hall.

Gomer finds a girl who shares his interest in monster movies and cherry sodas.

Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy and finds himself fighting a losing battle for her affection.

While searching for a lost radio, Gomer and Carter find themselves captured by smugglers.

Invited to the dignified groundbreaking for a new bank, the Clampetts confuse the event with an old-fashioned barn raising.

Two Beverly Hills tycoons continue to probe the mysterious doings of inscrutable financial wizard, J.D. Clampett.

The Clampetts, on the advice of Mr. Drysdale, become the owners of the most exclusive dress shop in Beverly Hills.

The Clampetts' new exclusive dress shop becomes "The House of Granny" -- complete with cracker barrel, potbellied stove, etc.

On Halloween, Dan believes he has sold his soul to the devil, and Harry gets locked inside a safe.

The man who saved Mac's life in Vietnam appears in court and asks Mac to do an illegal favor for him.

A veteran actor contemplates suicide when a lawsuit prevents him from portraying the Western hero that made him famous.

Dan's world has come crashing down: he's suffering from impotence. Meanwhile, Harry is given a personal assistant, a blind woman with a terrible attitude.

After Diane refuses his proposal once again, Sam loses his temper and finds himself charged with assault and battery.

To save his friend money, Norm helps Sam obtain a copy of the expensive engagement ring that Diane chose.

A hockey goalie's (Jay Thomas) game slumps when he begins dating Carla.

Carla blames herself for goalie Eddie LeBec's poor game performance.

Determined to lose eight pounds from around his middle, Bob goes on a strict diet. With Jerry's help, he joins a weight-reducing class that seems to be populated mostly by women.

Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle," who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.

Emily's parents pay a surprise visit that makes Bob terribly uncomfortable. Emily's father is gregarious, well-traveled, a war hero, an outdoors man -- in short, everything that Bob isn't.

Bob's patient, Elliot Carlin, parades all his phobias and insecurities as he prepares to ask Carol for a date. He then finds it even harder to accept her answer, which is "yes."

KAOS breaks the CONTROL code and Max is sent on a suicide mission as a decoy.

Max, 99 and Harry Hoo are left on a deserted Pacific island to look for a mysterious murderer.

Sledge (David Rasche) is shocked to find that his best friend is engaged to his ex-wife. With Heather Lupton and Michael Kaufman.

Inspector Sledge Hammer is recalled from suspension to help locate the mayor's abducted daughter (Joanne Baron).

Singer Frankie Avalon is featured on the classic quiz show.

A woman with 150 cats and a woodcarver compete to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie gets jealous over a name from Harriet's past.

Harriet hears a lovely girl compliment Ozzie.

Mary falls for a boy involved in a science project.

Donna learns Alex's friend bribes his wife for favors.

Treasurer Jeff loses the money for a class outing.

Jeff tries to avoid going to church-choir practice.

A man travels to Hooterville to investigate a line connection.

Kate wants to hide the Hooterville Cannonball to save it from the scrap heap.

The railroad president decides to scrap the Cannonball himself.

Curtis breaks the throttle of the Cannonball and blocks the way to Kate's jamboree.

Rhoda is shocked to learn that Brenda is considering having cosmetic surgery done on her nose.

Rhoda agrees to go out on a date with Brenda's boss after her separation.

A truth game uncovers sisterly jealousies between Rhoda and Brenda.

Rhoda flies to Las Vegas for another encounter with her amorous suitor, Johnny Venture.

Ann and Don get into an argument over an abstract sculpture he sends her.

Ann is trapped during a weekend alone in Brewster.

Ann thinks she owes $2600 to the IRS.

Ann plans a spectacular career for a woman who dubbed her voice in a commercial.

The girls face some tough questions as contestants on a TV show.

Laverne and Shirley decide to attend a night-school anatomy class.

When Shirley finds out that Carmine is dating other women, she decides to play the field herself.

Laverne is set up by Lenny and Squiggy with the Milwaukee Man of the Year.

Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation.

Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group.

Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

A furniture deal causes problems with the neighbors.

Lucy and Ricky decide to raise chickens to make some extra money; when Fred Mertz answers their ad for a chicken farmer, the Mertzes and Ricardos think they have found the perfect way to be neighbors again. Some 500 baby chicks in the house disagree!

Ricky cancels plans for a second honeymoon in Sun Valley, Idaho; Lucy goes anyway, with Ethel.

Lucy helps promote the career of a plumber who is a double for Jack Benny.

Lucy and Viv get into trouble when they brag about their skiing ability.

Lucy takes up skydiving to discourage Craig's and Kim's new hobbies.

Lucy nurses Sammy Davis Jr. after a series of blows to his nose.

The Ricardos and Mertzes go to war over chicken-raising and PTA meetings.

Lucy puts together her own band for a fund-raiser.

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise brings love and conflicts to crew members and passengers; guest Raymond Burr.

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise brings love and conflicts to crew members and passengers; guest Raymond Burr.

Cheating mars a bridge game; a dating couple's adult children grow concerned.

A movie star who wants to have the perfect baby tries to get a Pulitzer Prize writer to be the father.

Ken is afraid to take his shirt off around Phyllis because of his tattoo.

Isolated airmen await the arrival of a female entertainer; a freshman's roommate turns out to be a girl.

Mike acquires a foster daughter in Hong Kong and learns that she plans to come to the U.S.

Sam faces the wrath of the townspeople when he cancels a "secret" showing of moon rocks.

Emmett tries to satisfy his wife's desire.

Goober is jailed in a gambling raid after being nominated as a church elder.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

While trying to help D.J., Stephanie is accused of shoplifting.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics.

French accidentally knocks Buffy's prized doll over the apartment railing.

Uncle Tonoose wants to hear his funeral eulogy before he needs it.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

An ornery pony shows up at the Douglas home. With Fred MacMurray, Stanley Livingston and Tim Considine.

Mike and his girlfriend (Cynthia Pepper) test their love by agreeing not see each other for a week.

Lucy befriends an eccentric artist (Danny Thomas).

Lucy is enchanted when Jacques Bergerac arrives at the bank to cash some checks.

Little Ricky wanders off while Ricky and Fred watch a football game, but not before Ricky gives a Cuban version of "Little Red Riding Hood" when putting the baby down for a nap.

In an effort to gain more attention from the husbands, Lucy and Ethel enroll in a sophisticated charm school.

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

Mary and Rhoda decide to become more involved socially when they both panic about being 30 and single.

When Potsie becomes the star singer at a top club, he offends the whole gang with his arrogance.

Laverne cannot accept her mother's death and will not visit her grave.

Doc wants his new love's sister out of the way; a boy plans to reunite his divorced parents; a wife pampers her heart-patient husband.

Stubbing's slick brother (Gavin MacLeod) boards; a woman picks a father for her baby; a widow compares a man with her late spouse.

Snooty Mrs. Drysdale mistakes Elly for a European princess and excitedly plans a lavish party in her honor.

Jed does business his own way when Drysdale forms Clampco Inc. for tax purposes and makes Jed president.

Bubba videotapes his family for a class project.

Mama mistakenly believes that Vint bought her an expensive bracelet.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Archie surprises everyone when he comes home from work bearing gifts and good cheer.

Henry Jefferson's station in life is taking a giant step upward and Archie is filled with mixed emotions about the situation.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

Elka and Fred meet with Reverend Boyce; Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product; bridezilla's bidding.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

When Carla's ex-husband, Nick, and his wife, Loretta, have marital problems, Loretta turns to Carla for advice.

Sam and Diane agree to allow each other one last fling before they get married.

The funniest and warmest moments from episodes are relived in a tribute hosted by Danny DeVito.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.

Max and 99 are assigned a suicide mission to destroy a KAOS computer.

Alice gets jealous when blackmailers fake a photo of Ralph fooling around with a Spanish local in Madrid.

Bing Crosby (as himself) visits Fort Baxter.

Ken Berry and Shirley Jones drop in to join in the fun; Carol suffers under the lingering spell of a hypnotist; Shirley takes aim at Carol.

Toody rescues a famous actress from a mob of screaming fans and hides her in Muldoon's house.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ozzie buys tickets to a supposedly risqué ballet.

Ann is offered a high-fashion modeling assignment that means a trip to California.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities.

French takes a cooking lesson and unwittingly becomes engaged.

Linda decides being a boy would be better.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

A neighbor's plan for a quiet drive in the country goes awry. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Mike thinks a summer job with the forestry service will be a breeze.

Lucy serves as marriage counselor for Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme.

Lucy tricks a well-known producer into coming to the bank to listen to an employee sing.

A writer doing a series on happily married couples chooses the Ricardos.

A fast-talking "tycoon" tries to sell phony stock to the Ricardos and Mertzes.

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

Mary is pressured by a neighbor to baby-sit her daughter while her husband has the chickenpox.

Richie's Uncle Joe takes the gang back to the colorful days of the Roaring '20s.

Laverne goes to Chicago to try out for a role in "West Side Story."

Gopher objects when his widowed mother dates; four friends pretend to be rich; a reporter arrives to interview a Korean comedian.

A nun meets a man she knew before her vows; a doctor wants to keep his profession a secret; an overdone joke may see Gopher wed.

Granny and gasoline prove a terrifying mixture when, after a taxi ride, she decides she must learn to drive.

Drysdale's remedy for Granny's homesickness starts the first social revolution in the history of Beverly Hills.

Greed overtakes Mama when she gets $800 from a malfunctioning bank teller machine.

Mama has visions of her overbearing mother.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

When Edith sends in a box top to get back 25 cents and the quarters start rolling in, Archie wants to overlook the computer error.

Mike learns the hard way that games are not always child's play.

When Elka disappears the morning of her wedding, Joy, Melanie and Victoria try to put together their memories of the bachelorette party to find the bride.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

Cliff's plans to sue the owner of a dog that bit him become secondary when he meets the woman to whom the dog belongs.

Sam and Diane play referee when they are invited to dinner by Frasier and Lilith.

The hilarious escapades of the Sunshine Cab Co. are relived in scenes from classic episodes.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Jerry's brother shows up in Chicago after finishing dental school. He takes over Jerry's life, his apartment, and his dental practice.

Max and 99 are discovered as CONTROL agents while investigating a circus.

Alice gets jealous when blackmailers fake a photo of Ralph fooling around with a Spanish local in Madrid.

Bilko heads for Monte Carlo with a foolproof gambling system.

Carol's guests are Barbara McNair and Soupy Sales; Soupy and Carol play a pair of shoppers browsing samples of sexy cologne; Barbara joins the gang in a big musical production number.

Toody and Muldoon take Car 54 in for repairs and happen upon a car theft ring.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

David baby-sits a 7-month-old infant.

Ann and a bachelor photographer make headlines that bring Don out to Hollywood from New York.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

A psychologist suggests separating the twins.

Pat panics during his bachelor party.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

Tramp becomes the father of six puppies. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Stanley Livingston and Barry Livingston.

New neighbors cause problems for the Douglas family. With Tim Considine, Fred MacMurray, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Lucy poses as a wealthy widow to get a loan from a bank owned by Ed McMahon.

Lucy needs a high-school diploma to save her job.

Ricky tries his hand at psychology to help Lucy overcome her mania for buying hats.

When Ricky makes a film and sells it to a producer, Lucy decides to get into the act.

Rob's parents give a family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally ruins it.

To get group rates for a trip, Mary and Rhoda join a club for divorced people.

Ralph is shocked to discover his parents are getting a divorce.

The girls recall the problems they faced upon becoming roommates.

Julie advises a shy friend; Vicki and a boy hide a stowaway; a man warns the crew to leave his wife alone.

The crew wonders where a bank guard got his money; A social worker questions Vicki's schooling; Honeymooners are pestered.

Jed and Drysdale foil Mrs. Drysdale's plan to tear down the cabin her husband built for Granny on the Clampett estate.

When Jethro misses his graduation from sixth grade, Skipper the chimp pinch-hits for him.

Mama disrupts Vint's plans to join an elite poker club.

Mama suspects Bubba of more than studying with a pretty classmate.

A question arises whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

Archie suspects that Edith is turning Catholic when she starts wearing a religious medal and attending Mass.

Edith is going to a christening, the kids are off to a seminar in the mountains, and Archie is headed for a weekend of trouble.

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise; Melanie runs into her estranged sister; Joy and Victoria face temptation.

The ladies go funeral crashing to track down Melanie's dress; Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts; Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

Frasier's colleague from his Rhodes scholar days, Dr. Simon Finch-Royce, is a world-renowned marriage counselor and is in Boston to accept an honorary degree; Diane asks Finch-Royce to provide a counseling session for her and Sam.

When Sam's goddaughter (Cady McClain) moves to Boston to attend college, Sam asks Woody to show her around town.

Louie is worried his blind girlfriend will no longer love him if her surgery to restore her sight is successful.

Oscar must raise money for a new bed when he burns a hole in Felix's.

Emily decides to update her image with a kinky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.

Max and 99 are the prey as they are pursued by a KAOS agent on a Caribbean island.

The Kramdens and Nortons go on a safari; Ralph and Ed go hunting.

Doberman becomes Bilko's mayoral candidate.

Guest Tim Conway plays a dentist; understudy Carol looks to steal the show from a Broadway star; Ethel Merman also guest stars.

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Lucille plays matchmaker for an old school chum and Muldoon. Guest star: Alice Ghostley.

Connie's named principal of Mrs. Nestor's school when a student's father buys it.

Ricky is criticized by Ozzie and Harriet for not being more social.

Ann buys tickets from a scalper for the Baumans.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Cissy's cynical chum tells her that Bill's girlfriend is trying to trap him.

Rusty and Danny's relationship is threatened when they team up to build a doghouse.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

When Mike brings his girlfriend home from college, she takes an interest in Steve.

A friend's well-trained German shepherd makes Chip ashamed of Tramp.

Uncle Harry buys a pet shop to make a quick buck.

Lucy designs a vault in an attempt to get Jack Benny's account.

Lucy and Ethel disagree over the ownership of a winning "bonus" buck.

Lucy sets out to win a free trip to Hawaii for herself and the Mertzes.

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

Mary tries to help an ex-football player get a job as a sports announcer.

Joanie and Chachi are forced to spend the night in a motel honeymoon suite when their car breaks down in Chicago.

The girls stand Lenny and Squiggy up for dates with two veterinarians.

Vicki falls for a singer; a clumsy woman disrupts the ship; two girls test a wealthy man's vow never to fall in love again.

Isaac helps a friend make her husband jealous; a couple considers marriage; a long-married couple tries a new lifestyle.

Jed becomes a confused movie mogul after his banker purchases the control of Mammoth Pictures Corp.

The Clampetts are overjoyed to discover a rustic village on the back lot of the Mammoth Pictures studio; they decide to settle in the rustic prop hamlet.

Mama's home may be demolished to make way for a new landfill.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.