Diane uses Sam as the subject of her psychology term paper, but makes an insulting picture of him.

Latka is worried that Simka's wacky behavior might cost her the right to remain in America permanently.

Oscar tries to cure Felix's fear of flying so he can accept a major photographic assignment.

Bob and Emily invite Carol to share her.

While at a convention, Michael gets an unbelievable proposition from a woman who is interested in Dick's show.

Ralph wants to write songs with Norton.

Bilko helps a friend find a new love.

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A heredity test gives Dobie a way to dump Zelda.

Conklin blames Miss Brooks for swiping his phone book, but Connie thinks Conklin took hers.

Carol's guests are Frank Gorshin and Lana Turner; Gorshin does his famous impressions, then joins up with Turner in a sketch about Bluebeard, who has just taken his unlucky 13th bride: Carol.Guests: Lana Turner, Frank Gorshin..

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a.

Greg Needs $150 to record his original song so he convinces his siblings to join him. They notice that Peter's voice is crackling due to puberty and have to decide to record with or without him.

French is hurt when he thinks Cissy left his picture out of an exhibit.

Danny invites Rusty's friends to his nightclub act.

Alex misinterprets Jeff's search for Donna's wedding ring.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Lucy and Viv are replaced by Ethel Merman in the Boy Scout show.

Entrepreneurs Vivian and Lucy prepare to serve the public.

Lucy is disgusted with Ricky's sloppy ways; she splits the apartment into two parts so she can have a clean side. When a photographer is scheduled to arrive to take pictures of Ricky, she tries to teach Ricky a lesson by making the whole house messy.

Ricky brings home a mink coat he'll use in his show and Lucy thinks it's for her. When Lucy finds out that Ricky arranged for the coat to be stolen from their apartment, she gets even by cutting up a fake fur in front of him.

Lucy reads in the paper that Ricky is interested in a chorus girl. After Lucy finds a dancer's black lace in Ricky's pocket -- which he put there during a rehearsal -- Lucy decides to work her way into Ricky's show to see what he's doing.

The girls begin knitting socks for Ricky and Fred, who they believe have been drafted and are heading to war. The men think that the knitting means the girls are pregnant. They wind up arranging surprise parties for each other on the same night.

Mary discovers incriminating news about an old friend who is seeking re-election to Congress.

Rhoda's lack of money is forcing her window-dressing service out of business.

When Lou slips and gets injured at Donald's magazine, Donald is forced to get him to sign an insurance waiver.

Lou wants Ann to direct the Brewster Variety Show.

Vicki falls for a singer; a clumsy woman disrupts the ship; two girls test a wealthy man's vow never to fall in love again.

Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket.

Stubborn Mama refuses to pay what she believes is an outrageously high electric bill.

Michael discovers the world of CB radios and ends up with more than his.

Bookman snows Willona and the Evans family into saving his job.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Archie's brother Fred returns after recovering from heart surgery and convinces Archie to invest $5000 in a Chinese cafeteria franchise. Their new financial partnership is threatened when Archie discovers that Fred's new wife is only 18 years old.

Stephanie purposely hides her past religious training from Archie.

Mac's in-laws arrive from Vietnam and move in with him and Quon Le, while Harry plans a surprise birthday party in Dan's honor.

Harry loses custody of Leon and bungles a chance to meet Mel Torme.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

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Sam tries to protect Woody from the evils of gambling when he bets compulsively on football.

Sam's crushed when he donates his baseball jersey to a charity auction and nobody bids on it.

The cabbies drive from New York to Miami so Alex can spend 20 minutes between planes with his long-lost daughter.

Felix urges Oscar's co-worker (Marilyn Horne) to join his opera group.

A blind-date-initiated, 12-hour romance culminates in Carol Kester's civil marriage to a handsome travel agent (Will Mackenzie).

Dick's (Bob Newhart) patience is tested when an illustrator (guest star Eileen Brennan) arrives to help him with his new book.

Norton wins a television set with a ticket Ralph purchased for him.

Doberman is accidentally put on a recruiting poster.

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A girl bribes Maynard to be her escort.

When Miss Brooks goes in search of a dinner invitation for Thanksgiving, her friends and co-workers all misunderstand and show up at her house expecting a huge meal.

Carol's guests are George Chakiris and Shirley Jones; Chakiris joins Carol for the Q&A; the latest Carol & Sis sketch finds Jones playing Roger's temp secretary.Guests: George Chakiris, Shirley Jones..

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel.

Stephanie insists on having her ears pierced and asks Kimmy to pierce them for her.

Jan finds a picture of her Aunt Jenny when she was the same age and discovers they are look-alikes.

Bill meets a widow with three children of her own.

Uncle Tonoose decides to become a playboy.

A girl inspires Jeff to serve on a dance committee.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Against his better judgment, Mr. Mooney hires Lucy at the bank.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

Ethel finds someone to teach Lucy an Apache dance that she wants to perform in Ricky's show. The dance instructor thinks he should also be romantic to American women. When Lucy rejects his advances, he challenges Ricky to a duel.

Ethel wants Ricky to be in her benefit show, but Lucy insists that the only way to get Ricky is to let her be in it too. Ricky chooses a song for Lucy to sing, but selects one that has jokes in it where Ricky gets all the punch lines.

Lucy takes a job as a babysitter for a pair of mischievous twins. Their mother asks that Lucy be in a talent show with the boys and, if they win, she can keep the prize money. Lucy and the boys sing with a little dancing helped by a pet frog.

Lucy tries to arrange a match between a love-starved old lady (Bea Benaderet) and a giddy grocery man (Edward Everett Horton), but in her efforts to play Cupid, Lucy gives the grocer the idea that she has a crush on him.

Sue Ann falls for a man also pursuing Mary.

Rhoda and Joe make the decision to have a marital separation.

While on a modelling job, Ann is recruited to spy on a competitor who is suspected of appropriating and duplicating designs.

Unaware that her true intentions have been discovered, Ann is fooled into taking photographs of reject designs.

Isaac helps a friend make her husband jealous; a couple considers marriage; a long-married couple tries a new lifestyle.

Mama's quiet weekend alone turns to boredom.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

Thelma becomes the romantic target of a handsome stranger with a shady past.

J.J. holds an unusual wake for a homeless man at the apartment building.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Edith is blamed with negligence when she is the last person to be with a lady who wanted to die.

Edith's efforts to rent out the Jeffersons' old house result in new neighbors whom she adores but Archie abhors.

Florence (Florence Halop) is taken hostage by a grenade-carrying man who mugged Christine (Markie Post).

A has-been magician (Carl Ballantine) rejects Harry's advice.

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Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind.

The gang at the bar vows revenge against Diane when she permits a psychology student to analyze them.

Diane and Sam attempt to see Frasier through his latest crisis of confidence and regain his status in the psychology profession.

Tony gets a call from the gym to be a sparring partner for a world-champion boxer.

Felix's brother, Floyd, persuades Felix that his place is not in hectic Manhattan but back home in Floyd's factory.

Bob and Emily suffer international complications when they host a French psychologist in their home as part of a medical exchange program.

Larry and his brothers dream of being on.

Ralph is forced to bring the bus company's money home with him for safekeeping.

An attractive WAC is assigned to Fort Baxter to keep the men's minds off gambling.

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The Beach Boys; Pearl Bailey; the Muppets; Richard Pryor; Denney McClain; Jackie Wilson; Jane Morgan; Colleen Dewhurst.

Dobie digs in Egypt with an attractive professor.

Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton each accept a lucrative job elsewhere, but since they signed agreements promising not to quit mid-semester, they set out to force Mr. Conklin to fire them.

Jonathan Winters returns as Carol's guest, highlighted by a dual role in The Wonderful World Of Hospitals; fellow guest Dionne Warwick takes the stage solo and with Carol for a musical treat.Guests: Jonathan Winters, Dionne Warwick..

Vicky's mother, Liz, helps redecorate the house; Jesse and Joey are fired by the new station manager.

Rebecca wishes for a white Christmas in San Francisco; D.J. wishes that Steve could attend college closer to home.

A friend asks Stephanie out for pizza; Joey makes plans to ask his new boss, Alison (Martha Quinn), to dinner.

D.J., who has forgotten Kimmy's birthday, scrambles to arrange a surprise party.

The loser of Bobby and Greg's bet must do everything the winner says for a week.

Models advise Cissy on a makeover.

A nightclub entertainer has his hands full trying to balance career and family.

Midge and Donna don't know which one won a mink coat.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

Lucy's date, an Italian tycoon, doesn't speak English.

Lucy finally finds what she believes to be the perfect solution for getting into show business. After Ethel gives her a book about psychological diseases, Lucy pretends to suffer from numerous ailments so that Ricky will feel sorry for her.

When Ricky refuses to appear in Lucy's play.

The two couples have a fun evening singing until the Mertzes go home and hear the Ricardos still singing in the apartment above. Arguments occur between the friends and, to break out of their lease, the Ricardos invite Ricky's band over to play.

When Lucy learns that there is an opening in one of Ricky's acts for a ballet dancer, as well as a burlesque comedienne, Lucy decides to take a ballet class, which leads to disastrous results.

Ted and Georgette fear they will never have children.

Rhoda goes out with Joe for the first time since their separation.

Ann lands a job as a dancing chicken for a restaurant; after an altercation with her boss, she finds herself stuck in her costume on a country road.

Don accompanies Ann when she gets to do a show in Las Vegas.

Julie and Gopher become closer; war buddies clash at a reunion; a pregnant, single woman meets a man; guest Tom Hanks.

Mama sets out to get even with an April Fools' Day prankster.

Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president.

Willona's Christmas joy is threatened when she learns that her most precious gift may be taken from her.

J.J. decides to teach Michael what he believes is a badly needed lesson in responsibility.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Archie and Edith are devastated when Stephanie's dysfunctional father Floyd returns and demands $1000 if they want to keep Stephanie. Archie becomes convinced that Floyd is bluffing and refuses to give in to the demand, despite Edith's pleadings.

Archie keeps Edith so busy that she doesn't get the chance to tell him that work is hazardous to her health.

Bull hides an orangutan who has been introduced as evidence in a case.

Florence faces mandatory retirement from her job as courtroom bailiff.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Cliff is in heaven when both Carla and Diane accept a date with him for the Postman's Ball.

Sam's matchmaking skills shine when Frasier announces plans to marry the girl Sam picked out for him.

Intrigued with the voice on Bobby's answering service, Alex asks the girl out to dinner.

Felix reunites his college band in hopes of appearing on a TV show.

Bob is depressed by his seeming lack of success as a psychologist. He seeks help from his old college professor (Keenan Wynn), who manages to heighten his despair by informing him that psychology is all nonsense.

Joanna convinces Dick to try out for the church glee club. But when he makes the group and she is rejected, Joanna becomes upset that Dick will not quit as a show of support.

After having to bring the bus company's money home with him, Ralph hides it in the icebox.

The Signal Corps uses Bilko's new motor-pool melody.

Liza Minnelli; Connie Francis; the Harlem Globetrotters; Roy Orbison.

Performances by Tom Jones, the Muppets, Patty Duke and Dancers, Totie Fields and Pavel.

Maynard claims a squirrel gave him money.

After students and teachers begin swapping their useless junk with each other, Mr. Boynton and Old Marblehead trade like mad for majority ownership of Walter Denton's old car.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoofGuests: Betty Grable, Martha Raye..

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

Michelle misinterprets Steve's (Scott Weinger) Valentine's Day card and proposes marriage.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

The siblings join French on a frontier vacation.

Mrs. Beasley must go to the doll hospital for repairs.

Introducing young viewers to a handicapped pig.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

Bobby becomes a frantic competitor when he discovers he is the only Brady without a trophy.

The Bradys organize a protest against plans to build a courthouse on the park site near their home.

Alice's old beau comes to vistit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

Tramp becomes the father of six puppies. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Stanley Livingston and Barry Livingston.

New neighbors cause problems for the Douglas family. With Tim Considine, Fred MacMurray, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

When Mike brings his girlfriend home from college, she takes an interest in Steve.

A friend's well-trained German shepherd makes Chip ashamed of Tramp.

Lucy works to attend a barbershop-quartet competition.

Lucy and Vivian decide to sell Viv's caramel popcorn.

The Ricardos' belongings disappear from a borrowed Vermont cabin; with Ida Lupino, Howard Duff.

When Lucy learns that there is an opening in one of Ricky's acts for a ballet dancer, as well as a burlesque comedienne, Lucy decides to take a ballet class, which leads to disastrous results.

Young Peggy Dawson and teenager Arthur Morton (Richard Crenna) fall madly in love, unfortunately, with Ricky and Lucy. To discourage the young kids, the Ricardos age themselves to such a state that the two teens flee from the apartment.

Archie keeps himself and the rest of the family up all night as he worries about possibly losing his job.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

When Bob returns from his vacation in Mexico, Jerry announces that he is about to be married to a girl he just met. Cynthia, a beautiful but domineering oral hygienist, becomes too much for Jerry, and he realizes that he has made a mistake.

Guest stars Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne, and David Frost class up the joint as they join Carol and the gang for an operatic, Italian-style production of Cinderella.Guests: David Frost, Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne..

KAOS builds the world's smartest robot to kidnap a scientist.

Max and 99 pose as Army personnel to trap a psychiatrist working for KAOS.

Reprise of the season finale. A group of terroist women, led by a fanatical fitness guru (Mary Woronov), threatens to blow up the city. With Robin Leach and Lance LeGault.

An investigation of witness-tampering case uncovers mind control.

A revenge slaying leads Drebin into a messy love triangle.

On his birthday, Renaldo may have his candles blown out.-- Changed stoptime! --.

Kirk's grandmother (Ruth Gordon) lets him take her car on his honeymoon, but highway patrol officers have other plans.

Dick is dumbfounded when George's club, the Beavers, reject him for membership. Kirk and Cindy have their first fight. A man with an imaginary wife stays at the inn.

Dobie and Chatworth vie for one girl on a date.

Dobie goes all out to win a beautiful girl.

While on an undercover assignment, Toody is accused of leading a double life.

Muldoon fears that his job may be in jeopardy because he is too tall.