When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

When a suspicious spot appears on Norm's chest X-ray, he decides to fulfill a dream of sailing around the world.

Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends (Carol Kane), who invites her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date.

The Sunshine Cab Co. is transformed into a wedding chapel for the marriage of Latka and Simka.

Oscar's young niece arrives at the apartment in an advanced state of pregnancy after running away from home.

Bob experiences pangs of jealousy when Emily's handsome new tennis instructor comes to see him with an emotional problem, namely, his inability to turn down the women who are all uncontrollably attracted to him.

A KAOS master of disguises tries to assassinate a witness against KAOS.

Ralph tries to get the landlord (Jack Benny) to pay for some apartment repairs.

Bilko tries to teach Doberman about card sharks.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.Guests: Neil Sedaka..

Dobie and Herbert search for a starlet's dog.

After a young boy becomes enamored with Miss Brooks, his father, a rich maharajah, tries to persuade her to return to India with them.

A week in New York transforms Betty Jo into a svelte sophisticate.

Ann's newlywed cousin, a confirmed moocher, moves in with Ann for his honeymoon.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Skip Farnun sees the Bradys coming out of a supermarket and decides they are ideal for his soap commercial.

Events conspire to make French lose his cool.

A reserved man learns some child psychology.

Dennis the Menace (Jay North) helps Donna redecorate.

Ernie's latest class project may be the cause of Steve's accidents.

Barbara's cooking skills win her a Hawaiian trip.

Wheelchair-bound Lucy is sued for knocking down a would-be actor.

Lucy promises to get Paul Winchell for the bank employees' dinner.

On the Mertzes' anniversary, the Ricardos give them a television set that does not work.

Inspired by a home show, Lucy and Ethel decide to redecorate their apartments.

Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura mistakenly dye their hands black.

Mary is pursued by two charming bachelors, each of whom wants her constant companionship.

The Fonz must come to the rescue when Mrs. Cunningham's car crashes into Al's drive-in.

Laverne and Shirley cook up a scheme to get rid of Frank's latest love interest.

Julie's parents announce they're divorcing; prudish cabin mates fall in love; a 13-year-old tomboy meets a boy and feels first love.

A bachelor falls for three traveling companions; a long-separated couple finds changes have occurred; a con man enlists his brother.

Jed takes Drysdale's suggestion about buying good stock to heart and quickly purchases cows, pigs and chickens.

Drysdale attempts another step in the social renovation of the Clampetts by lending them his servants.

Aunt Fran is writing an advice column in the local newspaper, but she doesn't have any good advice; Fran relies on Mama for material; at lunch with her editor, Fran must apply some of Mama's advice when the man tries to take advantage of her.

Mama discovers a stranger has been buried next to her husband.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

Edith's erratic behavior puzzles the family and puts a damper on Archie's and her planned trip to a new resort.

An investigator with the government comes to question Archie about one of his best friends and co-workers.

Melanie is jealous when her boyfriend becomes Victoria's love interest in a play; Joy makes Bob watch "Love Actually"; Elka goes on a political talk show.

Everyone helps Joy's son plan the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; a guest from Joy's past shows up.

To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the phone, Rob disguises his voice and calls Laura.

A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.

Frasier is devastated when he discovers that his learned mentor has been dating Carla.

The boys resent Diane's insistence that Frasier go with them on a fishing trip.

When a wrecking ball destroys Jim's apartment, he moves in with Louie.

Oscar becomes a somnambulist and vents his frustrations against Felix while sleepwalking.

Bob finds it extremely difficult to tell his mother that he loves her.

Smart tries to conceal his occupation from his visiting relatives.

The Kramdens and Nortons enter a contest.

Bilko finds himself caught between a wedding and Army maneuvers.

Mr. Tudball has a hard time coordinating a fire-safety plan with Mrs. Wiggins; a soldier stranded in a desert with a commanding officer; a parody of 1930s Mickey Rooney/Judy Garland musicals; guest Ken Berry.Guests: Ken Berry..

Zelda talks Maynard into proposing to her.

After Mr. Conklin installs an intercom system throughout the school, Connie and Mr. Munsey stage a special conversation just for Conklin's ears.

After being sacked from his job, Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville in disgrace but in reality it's all another scam to get rid of the Cannonball.

Ann has a bowling ball stuck to her foot the same night she is to accept a Tony Award for her friend.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Peter uses his father's tape recorder to eavesdrop on his brothers and sisters.

Jody worries that Bill can't attend a father/son night.

Terry tries to improve her parents.

Jeff agrees to write love letters for a Greek friend.

Barbara attempts to tackle a series of domestic problems even though she's sick.

Dodie's distraught when Tramp disappears.

The milkman's wife (Totie Fields) thinks Lucy broke up her marriage.

Mrs. Mooney's diamond ring gets stuck on Lucy's finger.

Ricky comes down with a sore throat just as he is about to open a new show.

Constant interruptions frustrate Lucy's attempts to tell Ricky she is pregnant.

Rob helps his boss, Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the comic.

After Mary turns down Sue Ann's offer to produce her show, Murray accepts the position.

Richie has trouble with a co-worker when he gets a job on the loading dock of a newspaper.

The girls go to a supposedly haunted house where Lenny and Squiggy have disappeared.

A man (Billy Crystal) changes personalities at night; a businessman neglects his wife and son; a witness hides from the mob at sea.

A ghost plays matchmaker for his widow; Gopher's formerly chubby sister has designs on Doc; a divorced couple are locked in together.

A private school teacher is shocked to learn that her new fifth-grade student is Jethro.

Sonny tries to court Elly May, as he determines that she needs to change from a hillbilly into an upper-class lady; Granny offers the use of her love charms to spice up their affair.

Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

A young mother leaves her 4-year-old son with Edith, claiming Mike is the child's father.

Archie is the sole witness to a mugging but tries to avoid getting involved by fabricating a story about the event.

After taking engagement photos, Joy learns something new about Bob; Melanie dates herself; Victoria wants a new picture on her driver's license; Elka and Mamie pose nude.

Melanie deals with a temperamental chef; Victoria tries to impress a restaurant critic; Joy meets the mother of the baby he hopes to adopt; Elka goes on a date.

Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.

Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he cannot play the game.

Sam agrees to pitch in a charity softball game against a team of Playmates.

Sam and the Coach are taking the same night school course in geography.

When Elaine is offered a job in Seattle, the gang reminisces about how each became a cabbie.

Felix selects a grave site and entrusts Oscar with the down payment.

Bob's old girlfriend travels to Chicago with her husband and calls on the Hartleys.

Smart must take a payroll to CONTROL agents behind the Iron Curtain.

Ralph and Ed's rehearsals for the talent contest disturb the neighborhood.

Bilko helps a former Army friend get ahead in a large banking house.

A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.Guests: Jim Nabors..

Experimental pills make Maynard super-strong.

Miss Brooks is in a gambling joint when it's raided, giving Conklin just the excuse he needs to fire her. To save her job, she invents a twin sister and pretends to be the fictional woman.

One of Kate's old boyfriends attempts to rekindle their romance but is thwarted by his dominating sister.

Ann asks Don to write some material for her part in an important play.

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan, and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

Jan is determined to establish her own identity when teachers compare her to Marcia.

The siblings take a valuable statue to school.

Terry meets a new love (Pat Harrington Jr.).

Mary's wealthy pal visits and makes friends with Jeff.

Katie (Tina Cole) gets some disturbing news about the marriage of one of Robbie's (Don Grady) colleagues.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) considers leaving college to join a rock group.

Lucy takes a job as an assistant to a pregnant Petula Clark.

An ill-fated trip puts Lucy on a plane with Mr. Mooney.

A doting husband and father-to-be, Ricky makes the mistake of giving more attention to the arriving baby than he does to his fickle wife; Ricky tries to please Lucy by making her waffles.

Pregnant Lucy insists on appearing in a revue.

Rob stays awake for 100 hours just before his job interview with Alan Brady.

Georgette tells Mary that she is going to leave Ted because she feels he doesn't love her anymore.

Only Fonzie seems to understand when Richie drops out of school to run off with a woman.

Shirley is promoted at the brewery and tries to change everyone's work habits.

Julie learns she is the subject of a romantic wager; a girl falls for a man whose parents are little people; a man meets his film idol.

Doc must operate on an elderly woman; a crewman has to take the place of a dignitary; a divorced man falls for his ex-wife's attorney.

The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly before Cousin Pearl can get her daughter Jethrine married to him.

Pearl's attempts to snag Mr. Brewster seem hopeless until he suddenly makes an outrageous public proposal.

Mama's daughter (Betty White) secretly checks into the hospital for an operation.

The Harpers race to the betting window when Mama has visions of winning horses.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

With the kids on vacation, Archie and Edith are faced with being alone for the first time in many years.

Archie demands that Edith not take charity and return a mink cape she received from her wealthy cousin.

Victoria directs her mother and son in a musical; Elka auditions for a part in Victoria's play; Joy and Melanie try to fire a waiter.

Victoria and Melanie try to adjust to Joy moving out; Bob tries to impress Joy's mother; Elka struggles to break up with Victoria's father.

A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.

Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.

Norm is arrested for mail tampering after he agrees to take Cliff's route for a day.

Sam stands to lose the bar to an old friend because of a bet that he would marry Jacqueline Bisset before a certain date.

Elaine's indecision over whether to accept a job in Seattle prompts the cabbies to continue reminiscing.

Oscar lets Felix talk him into going to a "fat farm" to help him get into shape.

Carol tries to get Bob to approve her moving in with her new boyfriend, Roger, who has just separated from his wife. Bob refuses, telling Carol that she will have to make her own decision.

When a CONTROL agent is mysteriously murdered, Smart and 99 search for the killer.

Ralph and Norton try to find a $1,000 cache.

Bilko produces a musical comedy training film.

Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence.Guests: Steve Lawrence..

The FBI asks Maynard to help trap two spies.

Connie buys mysterious music boxes that are said to play only for people who are in the Christmas spirit, but she can't hear anything; Mrs. Nestor's school produces "A Christmas Carol.".

Uncle Joe becomes the new town postmaster and moves the post office to the Shady Rest.

ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks' house.

Ann appears on a dating game show and fails to pick Don as her escort.

It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel "Stonewall" Binkley, in a hockey game for charity; D.J. drives on the freeway.

A motorcycle gang causes trouble for Davy, Micky, Peter and Mike.

Carol and Mike are on opposing sides when Greg wants to go out for the high-school football team.

Jody meets a pro football player's (Larry Pennell) nephew.

Taking a look at different birds of prey.

Danny dons disguises to curb Kathy's jealousy.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Mary thinks an awkward boy is the image of her father.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Barbara and Steve are praised as model parents by Steve's boss, who's having trouble with his teenage son.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) is introduced to an attractive single woman.

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

A female impersonator (Jim Bailey) fills in for an ill Phyllis Diller.

Michelle misinterprets Steve's (Scott Weinger) Valentine's Day card and proposes marriage.

Lucy takes in a librarian for a roommate in an attempt to save money.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse, but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Lucy hires a tutor for her child, though the baby's arrival is months away.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

Envious of the attention Lucy is getting, Ricky develops psychosomatic pains.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joyriding delinquent.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

Mary and Lou attend a seminar in Washington, D.C.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

When Fonzie drives an amorous leading man out of town, he must then play the role himself.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

Laverne and Shirley end up at the controls when they win a plane trip to a professional football game.

The castaways hope an injured homing pigeon will lead to their rescue.

A woman chooses between Stubing and Doc; a couple's newly adopted "baby" is 7 years old; an executive is introduced to a jobseeker.

The castaways make use of a molding plastic, unaware that when hardened it explodes on impact.

Natives come to the island in search of a woman to sacrifice to their volcano god.

Twins decide they want each other's fiancés; a dummy helps a ventriloquist team's marriage; a widower with daughters proposes to Julie.

Gilligan and Skipper set sail on a raft in an attempt to find help.

Carter bets $50 that Gomer can get a date with the aloof Miss Camp Henderson.

Jed is confronted with too many cooks and not enough vittles when he invites Pearl and Jethrine to Beverly Hills.

Gomer and Carter are taken for a ride by a fast-talking old con artist.

Trying to cool a feud between Granny and Pearl, Jed takes his family on a sightseeing tour of Beverly Hills.

Carter accepts a temporary desk job and finds the platoon can get along without him.

Mama, Naomi and Iola compete to see who makes the best chili.

Carter foils a holdup with a judo throw, but makes Gomer take the credit.

Naomi seeks advice on sex from Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Drysdale's marriage is threatened when he looks to the Clampetts for a housekeeper while his wife is away.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Police and Elly's animals converge on the Clampett estate when Pearl starts giving yodeling lessons.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Two of Cousin Pearl's most ardent former suitors come to visit her in Beverly Hills; Jed doesn't know what to suggest.

To get some extra cash, Archie has gotten a job driving a taxi for Bert Munson. Archie is in for a big surprise when one of his passengers turns out to be Sammy Davis Jr.

Granny's plan to stop Pearl's yodeling backfires when the police she called find her illegal still.

An emotional laundromat owner threatens to sue Archie for overloading one of his washing machines.

Harry and the courtroom staff have until midnight to decide 200 cases.

The cast and crew discuss their favorite episodes, bloopers and behind-the-scenes moments from the past six seasons of the series.

Dan faces the possibility of undergoing a rabies test after a stray dog bites him.

Joy and Bob reconsider their plans to marry in Paris after learning a baby is available for adoption in Las Vegas.

Harry and Dan try to impress Christine's friend. Guest appearance by Mel Tormé.

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

Christine's boss (Michael Gross) is accused of sexual harassment.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Sam's machismo offends a Boston reporter doing a story on the singles scene.

Nick, rejected by his new wife, attempts to regain Carla's love.

Latka and Simka host a matchmaking party where each of the cabbies is guaranteed to meet his or her perfect mate.

Carla finds the perfect replacement for Diane, who is traveling through Europe.

Felix is incensed when Oscar gives a riotous account of Felix's prissiness on a talk show.

Carla hatches a self-styled plot for revenge against her high-school principal.

Bob's divorced neighbor, Howard Borden, is convinced that his son, Howie (Moosie Drier), doesn't really like him. Later, Howard's ex-wife convinces him that Howie thinks he is the greatest guy in the world.

Smart is pitted against the world's strongest counterspy in trying to recover a kidnapped prince.

Bob and Emily have been trying for some time to have a child. When they attend a party where the conversation turns to the subject of children, they feel so left out that they decide to adopt a child.

Ralph and Ed try to get Jackie Gleason to appear at the Raccoon Lodge's annual dance.

When Bob returns from his vacation in Mexico, Jerry announces that he is about to be married to a girl he just met. Cynthia, a beautiful but domineering oral hygienist, becomes too much for Jerry, and he realizes that he has made a mistake.

A quiz-show winner suffers amnesia after getting bumped on the head.

Bob decides that for his own mental well-being, he needs some peace and quiet. He moves into a hotel room by himself for a few days, leaving a confused Howard thinking that Bob and Emily have split up.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveller getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

Smart is down and out and KAOS tries to buy him from his former employers.

Max and 99 must stop a KAOS scheme to plant explosives in foreign consulates.

To win her sister, Dobie transforms Dr. Burkhardt.

Sledge (David Rasche) investigates the death of a two-timing toy tycoon. With Anne-Marie Martin and Harrison Page.

Connie chooses the most handsome, but least qualified candidate for a physical-education position.

Sledge (David Rasche) is green with envy when Dori (Anne-Marie Martin) falls for a suave, anti-terrorist agent.

ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks' house.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Stephanie insists on having her ears pierced and asks Kimmy to pierce them for her.

Vicky's mother, Liz, helps redecorate the house; Jesse and Joey are fired by the new station manager.

A friend asks Stephanie out for pizza; Joey makes plans to ask his new boss, Alison (Martha Quinn), to dinner.

D.J., who has forgotten Kimmy's birthday, scrambles to arrange a surprise party.

A motorcycle gang causes trouble for Davy, Micky, Peter and Mike.

Taking a look at different birds of prey.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

Michelle misinterprets Steve's (Scott Weinger) Valentine's Day card and proposes marriage.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse, but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

The castaways hope an injured homing pigeon will lead to their rescue.

The castaways make use of a molding plastic, unaware that when hardened it explodes on impact.

Natives come to the island in search of a woman to sacrifice to their volcano god.

Gilligan and Skipper set sail on a raft in an attempt to find help.

Carter bets $50 that Gomer can get a date with the aloof Miss Camp Henderson.

Gomer and Carter are taken for a ride by a fast-talking old con artist.

Carter accepts a temporary desk job and finds the platoon can get along without him.

Carter foils a holdup with a judo throw, but makes Gomer take the credit.

Drysdale's marriage is threatened when he looks to the Clampetts for a housekeeper while his wife is away.

Police and Elly's animals converge on the Clampett estate when Pearl starts giving yodeling lessons.

Two of Cousin Pearl's most ardent former suitors come to visit her in Beverly Hills; Jed doesn't know what to suggest.

Granny's plan to stop Pearl's yodeling backfires when the police she called find her illegal still.

Harry and the courtroom staff have until midnight to decide 200 cases.

Dan faces the possibility of undergoing a rabies test after a stray dog bites him.

Harry and Dan try to impress Christine's friend. Guest appearance by Mel Tormé.

Christine's boss (Michael Gross) is accused of sexual harassment.

Norm learns he is being promoted to a job requiring him to fire other employees.

Diane secretly hopes that Sam will prevent her from taking off to Europe with Frasier.

Carla finds the perfect replacement for Diane, who is traveling through Europe.

Carla hatches a self-styled plot for revenge against her high-school principal.

Bob wants to watch football every Monday night, but Emily says that's unfair because other activities keep the couple busy every other night of the week, leading to an all-night argument that ends only when the two participants become exhausted.

Bob and Emily have been trying for some time to have a child. When they attend a party where the conversation turns to the subject of children, they feel so left out that they decide to adopt a child.

When Bob returns from his vacation in Mexico, Jerry announces that he is about to be married to a girl he just met. Cynthia, a beautiful but domineering oral hygienist, becomes too much for Jerry, and he realizes that he has made a mistake.

Bob decides that for his own mental well-being, he needs some peace and quiet. He moves into a hotel room by himself for a few days, leaving a confused Howard thinking that Bob and Emily have split up.

Smart is down and out and KAOS tries to buy him from his former employers.

Max and 99 must stop a KAOS scheme to plant explosives in foreign consulates.

Sledge (David Rasche) investigates the death of a two-timing toy tycoon. With Anne-Marie Martin and Harrison Page.

Sledge (David Rasche) is green with envy when Dori (Anne-Marie Martin) falls for a suave, anti-terrorist agent.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".