Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Diane has second thoughts about having refused Sam's marriage proposal.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

Alex takes his ex-wife to Latka and Simka's traditional Christmas party to rid her of the holiday blues.

Felix is told he can direct a razor commercial on television provided he can get football star Deacon Jones to appear in it.

An attractive divorcee (Mariette Hartley) creates a feud between Jerry and Howard when she starts dating both of them.

Max becomes the head of the Guild of Surviving CONTROL Agents.

Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Indebted Bilko starts a mink farm to raise cash.

Guest Stars Mel Tormé, Nanette Fabray, and Don Rickles pitch in to help tell The Tin Pan Alley Story; Mel and Carol are songwriting team Potts and Panz on their road to -- and from -- stardom.Guests: Nanette Fabray, Mel Torme, Don Rickles..

Toody and Muldoon try to avoid giving out tickets so they won't have to appear in court on their day off.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ozzie and Harriet invite Nancy Baker over for dinner, hoping she will choose to go to an upcoming dance with David instead of the neighbor's son, Will Thornberry, while David worries more about his football team than anything else.

Ann and Don work on a project about Ann's life as a young actress; the two get into an argument about the details of her life.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election.

Dismayed at the prospect of caring for three children, Bill decides to send Cissy away.

Kathy is summoned to jury duty -- and Danny's left with the household chores.

Donna regrets grounding Mary and Jeff.

Critic Mike gets the chance to improve the school newspaper's sports page.

A strange sequence of events fuels Chip's desire to be a big brother.

Lucy ends up as a penguin after investing in a frozen milk stand.

An ex-pug trains under Lucy's guidance in an attempt to make a comeback.

Lucy and Ethel believe they are entitled to equal rights with men.

The Ricardos forget their resolution not to show snapshots of their youngster when friends come to visit.

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

When the star of WJM's variety show quits, Ted and Georgette host the program.

Bickering over bills threatens Al and Fonzie's plan to reopen Arnold's.

Frank gets jealous after seeing Mrs. Babish with her ex-husband.

A charity cruise features conflict, adventure, deception and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders; guest Ginger Rogers.

A charity cruise features conflict, adventure, deception and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders; guest Ginger Rogers.

A beauty-contest winner from the hills and her father come to visit Jethro with marriage on their minds.

Backwoods freeloader Lafe Crick lingers on at the Clampett mansion as an unwanted guest in search of an easy fortune.

Mama is jealous when Iola acquires a new best friend.

Iola, Bubba and Mama fantasize about marriage after attending a wedding. Guest star: Joseph Campanella.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Archie gets a great bargain on a watch and is upset when it breaks. Mike is convinced the watch is stolen and afraid that if Archie gets it fixed it will lead the jeweler to discover it is a hot watch.

When a swastika is found on their front door, the Bunkers go into a frenzy.

Elka tries to get a not-guilty verdict at her trial; Joy becomes enmeshed in scandal when she does a favor for the first lady of Ohio.

The women go looking for Elka in Amish country; Joy faces deportation; Victoria finds herself accepted in the Amish community.

Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Diane has second thoughts about having refused Sam's marriage proposal.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

Alex takes his ex-wife to Latka and Simka's traditional Christmas party to rid her of the holiday blues.

Felix is told he can direct a razor commercial on television provided he can get football star Deacon Jones to appear in it.

An attractive divorcee (Mariette Hartley) creates a feud between Jerry and Howard when she starts dating both of them.

Max becomes the head of the Guild of Surviving CONTROL Agents.

Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Indebted Bilko starts a mink farm to raise cash.

Guest Stars Mel Tormé, Nanette Fabray, and Don Rickles pitch in to help tell The Tin Pan Alley Story; Mel and Carol are songwriting team Potts and Panz on their road to -- and from -- stardom.Guests: Nanette Fabray, Mel Torme, Don Rickles..

Toody and Muldoon try to avoid giving out tickets so they won't have to appear in court on their day off.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ozzie and Harriet invite Nancy Baker over for dinner, hoping she will choose to go to an upcoming dance with David instead of the neighbor's son, Will Thornberry, while David worries more about his football team than anything else.

Ann and Don work on a project about Ann's life as a young actress; the two get into an argument about the details of her life.

Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.

The twins give Uncle Bill a hansom-cab horse.

Danny loses his agent by going over his head.

Donna and Alex try to hide disputes from the children.

Chip's bragging about his older brother results in Robbie trying to fix a grand piano.

Tramp brings home a stick of dynamite from World War II.

Lucy takes up pottery in order to replace Harry's valuable broken vase.

Lucy tries for the business of a millionaire country-music star.

Lucy vows to tell the truth for 24 hours.

Lucy does her best to crash Ricky's nightclub show.

Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.

Sue Ann faces unemployment when her "Happy Homemaker" show is canceled.

Howard decides to make a television commercial to boost his hardware business.

While visiting Laverne's grandmother in New York, Shirley finds romance and Laverne gets "engaged" to Squiggy.

The crew distracts Julie from a planned surprise; a wife finds a romantic letter; a father pressures his athlete daughter.

To avoid marriage, a man tells his girlfriend he's dying; Stubing's old flame returns; teenage lovers want the honeymoon suite.

Elly May decides to enter a beauty competition to become the queen of Beverly Hills, with some help from Miss Jane and the Drysdales; when Granny hears about the race, she wants to enter as well.

Still trying to get his hands on the Clampett millions, Lafe pays a return visit, ostensibly to give Granny a pawpaw tree.

Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

Mama leads a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Archie, Edith and Mike tell Gloria three different versions of the story of a refrigerator repairman's visit.

Archie sneaks off to night school in hopes of completing his high-school education.

The son Joy gave up stops by for a surprise visit; the women are on alert when Victoria's prison pen pal heads their way.

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

Frasier is invited to appear on a televised debate featuring several prominent psychiatrists.

Although she won't admit it, Carla is afraid to spend the night alone in her new house.

Louie wants to move into a classy apartment building, but first he must be approved by a panel of snobby tenants.

Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix is banned from Midtown Memorial Hospital.

A rather embarrassing operation leads to romance between Carol and her doctor. Everyone questions the relationship due to the new couple's age disparity.

Max and a KAOS kingpin start a kidnap spree to exchange prisoners.

Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Bilko believes he's going to appear on "The Ed Sullivan Show.".

Carol's guests tonight are Garry Moore and Durward Kirby; sketches include Carol as an increasingly-less dignified princess rehearsing a toast, and a peek inside the United States Safety Committee.Guests: Garry Moore, Durward Kirby..

Toody, Muldoon and their co-workers try to get a plaster cast of Sgt. Abrams' feet without him knowing it.

Connie's favorite student wants her to marry his widowed father.

Harriet finds an old poem supposedly written by Ozzie.

Ann's new movie role calls for a nude scene.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends.

Cissy thinks Bill is trying to get rid of her.

Tonoose plans a Lebanese wedding for Terry.

Donna and Alex fret about Mary's collegiate blind date.

Robbie attempts to build a go-kart while Steve helps a missile manufacturer with a project.

In order to earn money, Mike and Robbie help improve a neighbor's yard.

Lucy ruins Harry's Rolls-Royce after taking a mechanics course.

Sheldon Leonard attempts to film a scene for a TV pilot in the bank.

The Mertzes' home suffers after the Ricardos visit.

Lucy is suspected of being the mysterious burglar "Madame X.".

Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.

WJM's former weatherman returns for a visit just after signing a contract to host a network show in New York.

Fonzie falls for a beautiful deaf computer programmer named Allison.

Not-so-wonderful surprises continue to happen while the girls are visiting in New York.

A scientist researches romantic reactions; an out-of-work football player finds a new career; a woman nearing 40 hunts for a husband.

Gopher learns of his new love's past; a wife brings divorce papers to her husband and his girlfriend; old rivals have a boxing rematch.

Lafe Crick brings his son, Dub, to Beverly Hills to court Elly May.

The Clampetts embark on an unusual fishing trip -- at the famed Marineland of the Pacific.

Mama appears on the "Jeopardy!" game show and wins a trip to Hawaii.

Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

A walk home past a neighborhood construction site turns into a nightmarish encounter for Gloria.

Gloria is in a foul mood and argues with Edith over allowing Archie to boss her around. She later gets into a fight with Mike, ruining the birthday celebration.

Melanie forms a band to compete in a battle of the bands; Joy catches the attention of a band rival.

Melanie suspects Joy is using drugs and recruits Rick to help; Elka teaches Victoria how to act old.

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

Norm gets the whole gang involved when he invests in a combination laundry and tanning salon.

Diane brags about her date at a trendy restaurant, so Sam pretends to be a world-famous heart surgeon to get reservations of his own.

Alex becomes obsessed with his dog's well-being when he finds out his beloved pet hasn't long to live.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

Bob suffers an inferiority attack when a test reveals that Emily's IQ is higher than his.

Max is wounded and 99 assumes he's dead when the "Blaster" comes back to town.

The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

The camp is surprised by Bilko's change of heart.

A pair of grand opera voices, in the form of Eileen Farrell and Marilyn Horne, join Carol tonight in an episode that features Harvey leading a Fireside Chat with the First Family.Guests: Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne..

Toody and Muldoon help a petty thief who can't adjust to life outside of Sing Sing.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ozzie urges David to stand up for his rights.

Ann invites her parents and Don's for Thanksgiving.

Danny embarks on his first date since the death of his wife that results in romance.

D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny.

Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while.

The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns home when Michelle gets sick.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

French is astonished at how much attention he attracts when he endorses a brand of marmalade.

Danny meets a rural sheriff (Andy Griffith).

Donna listens to other women's praise of her husband.

Robbie imitates a history teacher's style in order to impress a girl (Perri Sinclair).

Chip quits the baseball team, but sees a chance at redemption when Steve fills in as umpire.

Lucy and Mary Jane go on a strict crash diet.

Lucy thinks Milton Berle is cheating on his wife.

Lucy and Ethel try to improve the men's wardrobes.

Lucy tries to crash Ricky's nightclub act with a jitterbug dance.

Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.

Mary unknowingly accepts a date with Murray's father.

Chachi seeks Fonzie's advice on how to get Joanie to take him seriously.

After Shirley is injured in a fall, she undergoes a complete personality change.

Doc's ex-wife says they are still wed; a man finds $2,000 in a borrowed jacket; a widow meets her son's teacher.

April returns with her fiancé; two writers decide to finish their marriage with their script; a girl unknowingly befriends her father.

Granny gets her dander up when she confuses a house-to-house insecticide salesman with a critter doctor.

Jane Hathaway comes up with a unique idea to find a wife for Jed.

Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii.

Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

When the house next door to the Bunkers is for sale, Archie and Henry Jefferson become nervous.

A heat wave that stifles New York is nothing compared to the trouble a woman is causing for Archie and Edith.

The ladies go dancing to burn the Cleveland pounds; Victoria catches Leandro's eye; Elka dukes it out with an old rival.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

Diane uses a college classmate (J. Eddie Peck) to make Sam jealous; Cliff persuades Norm to join his fraternal organization.

Diane feels as though her life is doomed when a poem she submits for publication is rejected while Sam's amateur poetry is published.

Elaine's son (David Mendenhall) gives up the oboe to study boxing with Tony.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

Bob decides to meet the rising cost of living by raising his rates. But the members of his therapy group revolt when he picks the most inappropriate moment to tell them.

Agent Maxwell Smart poses as a safecracker who is employed by KAOS.

The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

A sergeant is barred from his son's society wedding.

Nancy Wilson and Mickey Rooney guest star in this episode, which features a meeting between incoming and outgoing First Ladies, an awkward audition, and the movie spoof Kids Town.Guests: Mickey Rooney, Nancy Wilson, Emmaline Henry, Roland Winters..

Toody and Muldoon begin to annoy each other just when they're going to be photographed as a good example of police cooperation.

Connie winds up as a part-time bride at a proxy wedding.

The Nelsons forget a few Halloween-party details.

ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own. Bill Daily and Fred Gross guest star.

A fledgling agent arranges a publicity date for Ann.

Kate's (Anne Schedeen) friend (Dorothy Lyman), a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.

Jesse moonlights as an Elvis Presley look-alike to earn money for a demo record.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco.".

When the boys frighten their sisters with a manufactured ghost, the girls get even.

When Cissy gets her own phone, Buffy is so unhappy that Bill suspects a case of jealousy.

A battle arises over the invitation list for Terry's wedding.

Jeff feels responsible for a neighbor's accident.

The frog Chip catches for a school project suddenly disappears.

Robbie pretends to like classical music to impress a girl (Sandy Descher).

Lucy and Harry recall some of their funniest moments.

Lucy feigns illness to have the day off to attend a department store sale.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes appear on the quiz show "How to Rate Your Marriage.".

Lucy and Ethel start their own business making and selling salad dressing.

Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.

Murray regrets being Ted's ghostwriter when an article he writes turns out to be worth more than he thought.

A woman takes an interest in Richie when he accompanies Howard to a convention in Chicago.

Laverne discovers that the man she's dating is mixing robbery with romance.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Loni Anderson.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Robert Guillaume.

Granny's old-fashioned ways of predicting the weather are pitted against the Weather Bureau's advanced technology.

Beverly Hills' more prominent citizens are more than a little affected when they sample Granny's spring tonic.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Trouble starts in the Bunker house when the family finds an 82-year-old pajama-clad stranger in their living room.

A provocative kiss sparks a feud between Archie and his liberal daughter, Gloria.

Victoria and Joy try to get revenge on Victoria's nemesis; Melanie's new boyfriend likes her feet.

This season's most memorable moments.

As usual, Rob finds he has too many "stars" on his hands when he tries to direct this year's show for the Parent Council.

Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.

Woody tries to find a date to impress his ex-girlfriend (Amanda Wyss), who is visiting Boston with her new boyfriend.

A forged letter leads Diane to believe she can make it as a ballerina.

Alex falls in love with Jim's old girlfriend, who shows up at the garage hoping to rekindle their romance.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.

Bob turns out to be an uncooperative patient when Emily makes an appointment for them to see a marriage counselor (Katherine Helmond).

Agent 99 is sent to Casablanca to find the murderer of 275 top scientists.

In 'Bread', Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In 'Ralph Threatens to Leave', the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in 'Ring Salesman', Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler.

Hall tries to keep Ritzik, who is carrying $1,500, away from Bilko.

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Toody and Muldoon must find a way to convince an elderly lady to leave the condemned building she's living in.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own. Bill Daily and Fred Gross guest star.

Kate's (Anne Schedeen) friend (Dorothy Lyman), a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.