The Conners relish national cheeseball day as a family; Harris falls behind in her work duties at the Lunch Box; Darlene and Ben must figure out how to spend time together despite their two separate schedules.

Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Mandy offers to start an Internet campaign to keep Ed's favorite barber shop open; Vanessa falls asleep during a presentation.

Fat Tony becomes Godfather to Maggie Simpson.

Phil and Claire try to orchestrate a kid-free week during Luke, Haley and Alex's summer activities; Cam and Mitch try to have a memorable summer.

Luke and Manny have their first day of high school; Claire starts work at Jay's company but worries it's not a real job; Mitch juggles an important meeting and Lily's first day of preschool.

Jon Lovitz; Sheryl Underwood; Adam Carolla; Byron Allen; Whitney Cummings; Jamie Kennedy.

Vanessa blames Mike when she finds out they were not invited to a neighbor's party; Eve accidentally damages Mandy's car.