President Bartlet considers recalling the Senate from a winter holiday in hopes of ratifying a nuclear test-ban treaty.

Chuck inadvertently downloads sensitive government data directly into his brain, forcing Maj. John Casey to protect the computer geek who has become a secret agent.

When an old watch is found in a dead woman's stomach, figuring out its significance becomes the key to protecting Jane and the people she loves.

When Maura is abducted, Jane and the team are determined to bring her home; Maura discovers a conspiracy.

The new associate White House counsel has a rough first day when her fellow staffers give her the cold shoulder; Sam tries to convince Josh to sue the men who shot him.

President Bartlet considers recalling the Senate from a winter holiday in hopes of ratifying a nuclear test-ban treaty.

Chuck inadvertently downloads sensitive government data directly into his brain, forcing Maj. John Casey to protect the computer geek who has become a secret agent.

A businesswoman's personal items sound alarms; a cargo ship crew member who has been concealing in the ceiling; a puppeteer couple; an American seeking legal advice in Ontario.

Partygoers receive rave reviews at the Coutts crossing; officers delve into an international affair.

Cookies can be more trouble than treat; twins with matching beers take a wrong turn.

Officers make a stunning discovery; a tourist's papers hint at her true plans for coming to Canada.

A senior has some unfriendly gear in his RV; a Canadian returning from Panama tells all.

An American is busted trying to catch a different kind of trip; officers help a tipsy traveler.

Alex tries to help patient who hurt himself breaking into a house; a friend of Dr. Dev Sekara has been beaten by the police; a heart patient wishes to open an animal sanctuary.

Alex is challenged about the value of holistic medicine; Charlie's abilities are questioned; two filmmakers go to Hope Zion Hospital.

Audrey and Nathan investigate the local psychiatric hospital - where something has happened to make the patients placid, but sent a doctor insane. The phenomenon then spills across the whole of Haven, creating chaos.

School staff members participate in a complex trust game that will accidentally reveal some of their darkest secrets; Robert gives a trust exercise that fails when he locks himself in a closet.

Culture Day is being celebrated at the academy and Gerry wants the theme Dwyer has already chosen; Leung confesses that he loves Lisa; Callaghan and Trudy come up with a scheme to avoid Callaghan's ex-wife.

Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected.

Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

When Peggy breaks up with Patrick, Mike tries to reunite them; as a tornado reaches Chicago, Molly and Mike reveal important news to each other.

After Molly realizes she's nothing more than a cog in a broken-down education system; she has a mini meltdown and ends up climbing out the window of her classroom.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Drew and Mimi decide to crash a co-worker's party after finding out they were the only ones not invited.

Lisa is upset after Drew inadvertently sours her fiance's view of marriage; Lewis and Oswald play elves.

As Chuck continues to come to grips with his new spying life, tension builds between his recently appointed partners, and he must decide which of them to trust.

A security guard foils a robbery when he kills one of the robbers; Jane and Maura work together to search for the robber's accomplice; Jane continues her quest to protect Maura and Angela.

A woman is found murdered in a grisly scene, leading the team to uncover a game in which people pay to experience terror.

While President Bartlet travels to an education speech, Leo stays behind to monitor a precarious situation in the Persian Gulf.

President Bartlet and his staff argue over granting asylum to a boatload of Chinese evangelical Christians.

As Chuck continues to come to grips with his new spying life, tension builds between his recently appointed partners, and he must decide which of them to trust.

A security guard foils a robbery when he kills one of the robbers; Jane and Maura work together to search for the robber's accomplice; Jane continues her quest to protect Maura and Angela.

A woman is found murdered in a grisly scene, leading the team to uncover a game in which people pay to experience terror.

While President Bartlet travels to an education speech, Leo stays behind to monitor a precarious situation in the Persian Gulf.

President Bartlet and his staff argue over granting asylum to a boatload of Chinese evangelical Christians.

As Chuck continues to come to grips with his new spying life, tension builds between his recently appointed partners, and he must decide which of them to trust.

A heavy automobile container hints at trouble; A student's stash of food brings him discomfort.

A traveler returns with a surprise; Marine officers come upon an infested container.

A student is failing his customs exam; officers prevent an artifact from going down in history.

The canine unit brings home the bacon; A traveler discovers she's got a friend in high places.

Strange beetles and butterflies are mailed into Canada that may carry disease.

A captain navigates troubled waters when he forgets to declare himself to the authorities.

The board questions the hospital staff about Charlie's behaviour; a patient convinces Alex to use new-age techniques; Shahir agrees to do an in-utero surgery.

Alex has to put her concerns for Charlie aside when a chance to perform a cancer surgery arises.

Audrey follows up on clues to the infamous Colorado Kid crime scene.

Gerry tries to confirm his suspicions that Dwyer is moonlighting as a stripper; Secretary's Day; the staff lottery pool.

Gerry tries to get a senior basketball team for next year; Robert gets a complaint on his evaluation.

Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries.

After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

When Molly decides to start a career as a crime novelist, she goes on a ride-along with Mike to research her first book.

Molly goes to the funeral home where Victoria works to research her novel; Mike looks at Molly's writing.

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation; when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Drew (Drew Carey) grows concerned when his parents (guest stars Marion Ross, Stanley Anderson) move in with him after they lose their home.

When Drew gets Lewis and Oswald evicted, the three bunk with Kate until Drew can get his parents to move out of his house.

Chuck needs the help of Morgan and the Nerd Herd to prove that he is ready to become the store's assistant manager; Sara and John force Chuck to go under cover for his first real spy mission.

When a gun battle rages in a quiet neighborhood, Jane and Maura are thrown into the secretive world of an Eastern European gang; Maura comes down with a fever.

The team works to solve a murder with explosive consequences; Ron offers to take Angela on a romantic getaway.

Problems plague President Bartlet as he prepares to address thousands of schoolchildren, including a fire in a Russian nuclear missile silo and lost communication with a Mars spacecraft.

Leo orders Josh to seek counseling; the president insists on signing all of his Christmas cards; Sam is at odds with a representative who publicly supports the use of oil reserves.

Chuck needs the help of Morgan and the Nerd Herd to prove that he is ready to become the store's assistant manager; Sara and John force Chuck to go under cover for his first real spy mission.

When a gun battle rages in a quiet neighborhood, Jane and Maura are thrown into the secretive world of an Eastern European gang; Maura comes down with a fever.

The team works to solve a murder with explosive consequences; Ron offers to take Angela on a romantic getaway.

Problems plague President Bartlet as he prepares to address thousands of schoolchildren, including a fire in a Russian nuclear missile silo and lost communication with a Mars spacecraft.

Leo orders Josh to seek counseling; the president insists on signing all of his Christmas cards; Sam is at odds with a representative who publicly supports the use of oil reserves.

Chuck needs the help of Morgan and the Nerd Herd to prove that he is ready to become the store's assistant manager; Sara and John force Chuck to go under cover for his first real spy mission.

An American arrives at customs with firearms; a traveler makes a breathtaking statement.

An irritated traveler pushes officers to the limit; Haitian fruits may contain more than vitamins.

Following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's various quarantine, customs, immigration, and finance laws.

A woman returning from a trip to China has business cards to a Sydney brothel and passports for three Chinese girls.

A piece of salmon comes up positive for cocaine; Syrian carpets have something suspicious woven into the fabric.

A man arrives from Beijing with strong readings for narcotics; three men want to visit a temple that hasn't been built yet.

Alex and Charlie put their wedding plans aside; Zach takes a special interest in a case; a coma patient who wakes up with no memory.

Alex and Charlie try to save teenagers involved in a bus accident.

Audrey and Nathan investigate an upheaval at the local psychiatric hospital.

Gerry has one chance to meet a hockey legend; Robert considers what will happen if things don't work with Simon's mom.

Gerry aims to leave a lasting mark on the runway; Robert and Leung embark on a quest to locate a vandal.

Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counselor (Whoopi Goldberg); Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself; Brick tries to relay a complaint to the president.

Brick finds a four-leaf clover that seems to bring bad luck; Axl is shocked when his friend asks Sue to the prom.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

Molly receives advice from her literary idol (Susan Sarandon); Mike tries to cheer up his mother with a dinner invitation.

Molly asks Joyce to help her spy on a suspicious neighbor; the guys share aspirations during a poker game.

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Little Richard, Joe Walsh (guest starring as themselves) and most of Cleveland show up at Drew's (Drew Carey) party. Bernie Kosar and Mayor Michael White also guest star.

Drew updates the store's training video in hopes of getting a promotion, but Kate pulls a prank and ruins the video.

Chuck helps to steal a $1 million diamond, which is being used to fund a terrorist group.

When a state trooper is killed in Maine, the getaway car is traced back to the mastermind of the attacks on Jane.

In the aftermath of a shooting, the team must work to find Alice Sands and bring her to justice before she destroys Jane's life.

A bipartisan breakfast with members of Congress promises to be divisive; Josh and Sam start a fire in the Mural Room.

Leo tries to convince President Bartlet to approve a pricey missile defense system; C.J. attempts to dissuade a comic from performing at an annual dinner.

Chuck helps to steal a $1 million diamond, which is being used to fund a terrorist group.

When a state trooper is killed in Maine, the getaway car is traced back to the mastermind of the attacks on Jane.

In the aftermath of a shooting, the team must work to find Alice Sands and bring her to justice before she destroys Jane's life.

A bipartisan breakfast with members of Congress promises to be divisive; Josh and Sam start a fire in the Mural Room.

Leo tries to convince President Bartlet to approve a pricey missile defense system; C.J. attempts to dissuade a comic from performing at an annual dinner.

Chuck helps to steal a $1 million diamond, which is being used to fund a terrorist group.

Officers find cocaine inside a Caribbean cocktail; officers sift through packages of pills.

Real estate entrepreneurs are questioned; a traveler's investments in the U.S. raises alarms; suspicious Mexican souvenirs.

A traveler is caught driving without a license; a U.S. resident returns from the Dominican Republic.

Human bones are found inside luggage; a pair fails to declare thousands of dollars in jewelry; a mysterious powder is masked by beauty products.

A traveler is caught with injections; officers smoke out marijuana residue; a mom may end up in jail due to a wrong turn.

A one-way ticket raises red flags; a traveler is caught with undeclared meat; officers find a loaded gun and live crab.

Gerry is confronted by his overprotective and obnoxious mother; Bobbi tries to pawn off the role of staff punching bag; Ricki sells pencils to Robert.

Gerry meets a beautiful woman while on a leadership retreat; Lisa finds out about Trudy's gambling ring; Simon and Frank's game takes an ugly turn.

Upon his 40th birthday, Gerry finds a letter he wrote to himself 10 years ago; Simon's ferret goes missing; Lisa tries to impress the chairman of the board of trustees.

A team of reporters uses Xavier Academy to determine the true value of private schools and ends up exposing a deep, dark secret.

Tensions flare when Drew and Oswald come up with separate plans to surprise Kate with her dream wedding gown.

Drew (Drew Carey) worries that Kate (Christa Miller) may be having second thoughts as her wedding day draws closer. Guest star: Adrienne Barbeau.

Adam receives news that he has been accepted into NYU, but his excitement is soon diminished when he learns Brea has been accepted into a school far away; Adam fears the distance will affect their relationship.

Beverly creates a plan to save Formica Mike's failing marriage, but her efforts quickly backfire; Barry enlists Adam and his friends to create a James Bond-themed home movie in his ongoing efforts to court Joanne.

Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected.

Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Adam receives news that he has been accepted into NYU, but his excitement is soon diminished when he learns Brea has been accepted into a school far away; Adam fears the distance will affect their relationship.

Beverly creates a plan to save Formica Mike's failing marriage, but her efforts quickly backfire; Barry enlists Adam and his friends to create a James Bond-themed home movie in his ongoing efforts to court Joanne.

Tensions flare when Drew and Oswald come up with separate plans to surprise Kate with her dream wedding gown.

Drew (Drew Carey) worries that Kate (Christa Miller) may be having second thoughts as her wedding day draws closer. Guest star: Adrienne Barbeau.

Peggy shares tantalizing stories from her past for Molly's second book - in exchange for Molly doing chores.

When Mike reaches a weight-loss goal - his personal best - he decides to celebrate by indulging in a slice of pie.

Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected.

Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Tensions flare when Drew and Oswald come up with separate plans to surprise Kate with her dream wedding gown.

Drew (Drew Carey) worries that Kate (Christa Miller) may be having second thoughts as her wedding day draws closer. Guest star: Adrienne Barbeau.

Peggy shares tantalizing stories from her past for Molly's second book - in exchange for Molly doing chores.

When Mike reaches a weight-loss goal - his personal best - he decides to celebrate by indulging in a slice of pie.

Adam receives news that he has been accepted into NYU, but his excitement is soon diminished when he learns Brea has been accepted into a school far away; Adam fears the distance will affect their relationship.

Beverly creates a plan to save Formica Mike's failing marriage, but her efforts quickly backfire; Barry enlists Adam and his friends to create a James Bond-themed home movie in his ongoing efforts to court Joanne.

Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected.

Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Officers find white powder in tea sacks; pills marked ICE are frozen; some furry foreigners arrive to spread good will.

A traveler is caught with cocaine-filled pen caps; a long stay alerts CBP; a probation-breaking welder feels the heat.

A fake ID is comes to light at the border; a young traveler's stories don't jibe; CBP hounds sniff out forbidden food.

Officers find a stash of luxury knockoffs; a drag race fan slows his roll; CBP catches a wanted duo.

A car's radiation levels alert CBP; an officer digs up a stash of deadly bath salts; multiple phones materialize.

CBP converges on flights arriving from drug-source countries; a coffee expo volunteer finds trouble; pills are found in film containers.

Gerry Duncan finally gets offered a full-time teaching position at Xavier academy after years of being the substitute teacher.

Gerry volunteers to help at the 24-hour Famine event to spend time with Eva MacPhee.

Gerry tries to match Dwyer in positive reviews on a website; Simon stands up to a student.

Gerry thinks he will catch students cheating during exam week.

Drew (Drew Carey) confronts three co-workers who hold meetings and plan ways to make his life miserable. With Kathy Kinney.

Drew decides to resurrect his old band when he receives a warm reception during a jam session at the Ramada Inn.

Erica and Geoff decide to throw a party to prove that they can still have fun as a young, engaged couple; Beverly presses the school faculty to put together a "Fame"-themed send-off for the senior class.

Upon their return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess a secret that could affect the future of their relationship; Barry and Beverly openly admit their love of ice dancing and explore their shared passion together.

Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries.

After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Erica and Geoff decide to throw a party to prove that they can still have fun as a young, engaged couple; Beverly presses the school faculty to put together a "Fame"-themed send-off for the senior class.

Upon their return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess a secret that could affect the future of their relationship; Barry and Beverly openly admit their love of ice dancing and explore their shared passion together.

Drew (Drew Carey) confronts three co-workers who hold meetings and plan ways to make his life miserable. With Kathy Kinney.

Drew decides to resurrect his old band when he receives a warm reception during a jam session at the Ramada Inn.

Mike's feelings are hurt when Molly is nervous about him attending a celebration hosted by her publisher.

During a road trip to Peggy's hometown, Molly arranges a surprise reunion between Peggy and her estranged sister (Margo Martindale); Mike and Vince bond as they try to repair a water heater.

Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries.

After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Drew (Drew Carey) confronts three co-workers who hold meetings and plan ways to make his life miserable. With Kathy Kinney.

Drew decides to resurrect his old band when he receives a warm reception during a jam session at the Ramada Inn.

Mike's feelings are hurt when Molly is nervous about him attending a celebration hosted by her publisher.

During a road trip to Peggy's hometown, Molly arranges a surprise reunion between Peggy and her estranged sister (Margo Martindale); Mike and Vince bond as they try to repair a water heater.

Erica and Geoff decide to throw a party to prove that they can still have fun as a young, engaged couple; Beverly presses the school faculty to put together a "Fame"-themed send-off for the senior class.

Upon their return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess a secret that could affect the future of their relationship; Barry and Beverly openly admit their love of ice dancing and explore their shared passion together.

Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries.

After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

A woman's belongings are positive for heroin; a Malaysian man arrives looking for work.

A woman with protruding pants attracts the attention of Customs; a passenger would rather go to court than pay a fine.

A woman tries to smuggle an expensive gift into Australia; a package from Hong Kong looks suspicious.

A fidgety passenger has officers on high alert because of what's found under his home's floorboards.

A musician claims to have special powers that help her see the future.

A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers.

When Charlie Harris, Hope Zion Hospital's chief of surgery, falls into a coma, he ends up wandering the hospital in spirit form.

Alex Reid treats a boy with mysterious symptoms while dealing with the arrival of Charlie's ex-wife; Joel and Maggie try to help a patient who is refusing treatment because of religious beliefs.

Local hunters begin to die from animal attacks; Audrey and Nathan suspect the animals have become the hunters.

Gerry discovers that Robert is charming a generous philanthropist; Lisa finds out Simon is bribing Trudy.

Gerry is forced to appoint his arch nemesis Mr. Leung as his new assistant coach; Robert brings his pet bird to work.

Mike objects when Frankie starts using Brick as a snitch; Sue catches Axl sneaking into the house in the middle of the night.

Mike's brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), invites the Hecks to his wedding, but lists their address as the location of the ceremony; Brick isn't allowed to go to a party that falls on the same day of the wedding.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Molly needs to adjust her spending habits on shoes if she wants to maintain harmony in her marriage with Mike.

After being shot in a robbery, Mike decides to live each day as if it's his last; Carl thinks Mike should quit the police force.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Drew's old classmate charms him into letting her move in with him, even after she starts causing trouble.

Attorneys step in to settle a dispute when Drew leads an employee revolt over management's refusal to create a skywalk.

Chuck must decide if he should go against the U.S. government and his friends by helping a top Chinese spy with an unauthorized mission; Buy More forces Morgan into a sales competition that could cost him his job.

The entire Boston Police Department searches for Alice Sands; the team investigates a suspicious car crash; a new romance blossoms.

The team investigates a murder at a zombie convention; after revealing that she never graduated from high school, Angela decides to pursue her GED.

The crisis of U.S. hostages taken in Colombia looms, as the president delivers the State of the Union.

Complications arise in a rescue effort to save federal drug agents taken hostage by Colombian terrorists; a senator threatens to run for president.

Chuck must decide if he should go against the U.S. government and his friends by helping a top Chinese spy with an unauthorized mission; Buy More forces Morgan into a sales competition that could cost him his job.

The entire Boston Police Department searches for Alice Sands; the team investigates a suspicious car crash; a new romance blossoms.

The team investigates a murder at a zombie convention; after revealing that she never graduated from high school, Angela decides to pursue her GED.

The crisis of U.S. hostages taken in Colombia looms, as the president delivers the State of the Union.

Complications arise in a rescue effort to save federal drug agents taken hostage by Colombian terrorists; a senator threatens to run for president.

Chuck must decide if he should go against the U.S. government and his friends by helping a top Chinese spy with an unauthorized mission; Buy More forces Morgan into a sales competition that could cost him his job.

An American tourist is caught renting by the hour, but insists she needs to meet up with her boyfriend.

At O'Hare International, a returning American's bananas cause a slip-up in secondary; a mother covers for her kid at Detroit's Ambassador Bridge; a car search is brought to a head in Washington State.

Officers search for a fugitive in Washington State; a cook is questioned on his way to Las Vegas; a canine flags several packages in Chicago; x-rays discover anomalies in Port Huron cargo.

An officer's expertise in body language pays off; a German rock band in Detroit; a hole in a traveler's story.

A Chicago canine unit discovers smugglers; officers enter a high-speed chase in Port Huron; a traveler triggers radiation alarms; bullets in Blaine, Washington.

In the Detroit airport, a family traveling from the UK, may need to corroborate their story. Also, a tip from authorities puts officers at the Chicago International Mail facility on high alert.

Cheered by Charlie's movement, Alex treats a patient who has already undergone many surgeries; Charlie helps a dead man who has unfinished business with his gravely injured brother.

A starving dog is rescued from the side of the road; two chocolate Labs removed from death row cause problems for their foster mother.

A Haven man's body is bent, broken and crumpled for unexplainable reasons; Audrey, Nathan and Duke investigate the mystery behind it.

Gerry is determined to be the top contributor for the food drive; Sheila is wanted by both the field hockey and debate teams at the same time.

Gerry fills in for an absent phys-ed teacher; Robert wants everything in order before a journalist comes to write about the school.

Mike accidentally reveals that Axl is his favorite child; Brick tries to grow a giant tomato; Sue encourages her father to participate in a variety of activities with her.

Mike accidentally reveals that Axl is his favorite child; Brick tries to grow a giant tomato; Sue encourages her father to participate in a variety of activities with her.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

Molly accepts a job as a forklift driver at Vince's warehouse when she decides to take a break from writing her novel.

Determined to change Mike's normal routine, Molly encourages him to try new things.

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Drew (Drew Carey) loses his luggage and money while attending a convention in Las Vegas, but wins a wife. Guest stars: Brett Butler, Jerry Van Dyke, Joely Fisher and Jeremy Piven.

Drew pretends to be in a same-sex relationship so his medical insurance will cover his dog's operation.

Chuck runs into a fellow agent who is living a similar life and must decide whether to turn the agent in to Sarah and Casey; Morgan's and Chuck's Halloweens differ.

When a mailman is killed, the team must work with an eccentric Postal Inspector; Maura continues to struggle with the ramifications of her injury; Korsak gets Kiki a terrible birthday present.

A wealthy woman is found dead at the bottom of her stairs; Maura decides to undergo minor surgery; Maura reconnects with Hope.

The surgeon general (Mary Kay Place) hints that marijuana should be decriminalized; Bartlet is angry when his daughter publicly states he would never fire the woman.

Toby must meet with unruly protesters; Donna asks Sam to front an executive pardon for a convicted spy.

Chuck runs into a fellow agent who is living a similar life and must decide whether to turn the agent in to Sarah and Casey; Morgan's and Chuck's Halloweens differ.

When a mailman is killed, the team must work with an eccentric Postal Inspector; Maura continues to struggle with the ramifications of her injury; Korsak gets Kiki a terrible birthday present.

A wealthy woman is found dead at the bottom of her stairs; Maura decides to undergo minor surgery; Maura reconnects with Hope.

The surgeon general (Mary Kay Place) hints that marijuana should be decriminalized; Bartlet is angry when his daughter publicly states he would never fire the woman.

Toby must meet with unruly protesters; Donna asks Sam to front an executive pardon for a convicted spy.

Chuck runs into a fellow agent who is living a similar life and must decide whether to turn the agent in to Sarah and Casey; Morgan's and Chuck's Halloweens differ.

Border officers stop a young British visitor meeting an American cyber pal at Detroit Metro Airport, and a Chinese traveler is caught using his mobile phone in a secondary inspection in Chicago.

A strong odor leads to a secondary inspection for two Americans in Port Huron; an officer finds gold at Chicago's O'Hare Airport.

Authorities find a traveler's pot pipe in Blaine; in Port Huron, a traveler's past may come back to haunt him.

A Canadian must deliver the truth before visiting his wife and child; an officer finds a skull at the JFK mail facility.

A Ukrainian traveler may split after divorcing her husband; a suspicious package is sent to the lab for narcotics testing.

A Canadian is interviewed after officers find pictures of pot plants on his phone; a canine team detects marijuana on a couple.

A double hand reattachment gives Alex a chance to prove that she is still capable of being chief surgical resident; Maggie thinks a homeless man received the wrong diagnosis.

When a hypnotist is called into the hospital to help with a patient who can't remember his identity, the man uses his psychic ability to connect Charlie and Alex.

Audrey and Nathan learn of a ghost story that wanders the Haven clinic and takes the lives of sick people before their time.

Gerry helps Bobbi's self-defense class; Lisa's lunch causes an uproar; Leung receives some mysterious packages.

Gerry uses his interview at a rival school to try to get the phys-ed job; Robert believes an elaborate musical number will prove he has what it takes.

After being fired from the car dealership and vowing not to take any job that comes her way, Frankie goes to tech school to get a real career; Axl begins his senior year of high school; sophomore Sue mentors a freshman.

To help Brick's interactions with people, the school therapist urges Frankie and Mike to get him a small pet, but the ill-tempered bunny they give him teaches the family the true meaning of evil; Axl dates two cheerleaders.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

After fighting with Joyce about money, Molly and Mike move into Mike's childhood bedroom at Peggy's place.

Mike asks Carl to fill in for him as Molly's dance partner, but gets jealous when he thinks they are having too much fun.

Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Drew finally forgives Earl, only to have him move in next door and copy Drew's every move; Mimi inherits a royal title.

Drew (Drew Carey) fights back when an entrepreneur copies Buzz Beer and sells it at the Warsaw. Ed Begley Jr. and Rachel Hunter guest star.

Chuck returns to Stanford on homecoming weekend to help a former professor, who has a secret; Morgan has problems with Buy More's new assistant manager.

Jane and Maura must unravel an old ghost story to solve a double murder at a hospital; Angela convinces Frankie to stop avoiding Kent.

When a bicyclist appears to spontaneously combust, Maura proves his death is actually a murder; Jane is invited to teach a class of FBI recruits at Quantico.

An elderly senator attempts to thwart Bartlet's Family Wellness Act; Toby questions the vice president's motives for supporting a fuel-emission standards bill.

The president ponders a response to a possible terrorist plot; Toby learns of the president's battle with multiple sclerosis.

Chuck returns to Stanford on homecoming weekend to help a former professor, who has a secret; Morgan has problems with Buy More's new assistant manager.

Jane and Maura must unravel an old ghost story to solve a double murder at a hospital; Angela convinces Frankie to stop avoiding Kent.

When a bicyclist appears to spontaneously combust, Maura proves his death is actually a murder; Jane is invited to teach a class of FBI recruits at Quantico.

An elderly senator attempts to thwart Bartlet's Family Wellness Act; Toby questions the vice president's motives for supporting a fuel-emission standards bill.

The president ponders a response to a possible terrorist plot; Toby learns of the president's battle with multiple sclerosis.

Chuck returns to Stanford on homecoming weekend to help a former professor, who has a secret; Morgan has problems with Buy More's new assistant manager.

A conductor arrives to lead a symphony orchestra; a drug dealer tries to enter the United States.

CBP worries a man from Nicaragua may not leave the U.S.; a traveler's plan to start an e-vape business may go up in smoke.

A traveler must make a difficult decision; a bus passenger is busted with bud in her bag.

Officers find cocaine inside a Caribbean cocktail; officers sift through packages of pills.

Real estate entrepreneurs are questioned; a traveler's investments in the U.S. raises alarms; suspicious Mexican souvenirs.

A traveler is caught driving without a license; a U.S. resident returns from the Dominican Republic.

Alex's patient falls into a coma during a routine surgical procedure and encounters Charlie in the spirit world; Joel treats a patient who does his own body modifications.

Alex and Dawn argue over who should be Charlie's legal decision maker; Charlie doesn't want to talk to a deceased prisoner who provided a heart for Alex's patient.

Audrey's friends throw her a surprise party at a nearby island hotel.

Gerry gets a chance to coach the varsity basketball team; Trudy gives Lisa a controversial gift; Dwyer suffers a bad day.

The staff is in rough shape at the morning assembly, where the identity of the new librarian is finally revealed to the school.

A neighbor accuses Frankie of stealing her hose; Sue cancels a road trip to Cincinnati after seeing Mike's paycheck; Brick learns about the birds and the bees.

Sue accidentally runs over Axl's foot while practicing driving; Axl looks forward to voting; Brick binges on Halloween candy.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

With all of Molly's unusual behaviour as of late, Mike suggests it would be beneficial for Molly to see a therapist to help sort out her feelings.

Samuel wants to be a standup comic; Molly offers advice to Harry which leads to him challenging his protective mother.

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan, a chiropractor, help him; after Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that his physician died four years ago, and a female, Dr. Michelle Talmadge, has replaced him; Berta teaches Jake a lesson.

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Drew (Drew Carey) seems to have the inside track when he and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) compete for the job of employee representative.

Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other.

Chuck meets a pretty woman (Rachel Bilson) who is interested in him; he and Sarah double-date with Ellie and Capt. Awesome; a poison specialist tries to obtain codes to nuclear facilities.

Jane goes undercover in a county jail to draw out a killer who committed a brutal murder.

On the morning that Jane is supposed to testify in a murder trial, she discovers that a key piece of evidence has been stolen; Frankie decides to learn some magic tricks to impress Nina.

President Bartlet consults the chief counsel (Oliver Platt) on the legal ramifications of not divulging his multiple sclerosis.

White House counsel Babish (Oliver Platt) interrogates staff members on their awareness of the president's multiple sclerosis.

Chuck meets a pretty woman (Rachel Bilson) who is interested in him; he and Sarah double-date with Ellie and Capt. Awesome; a poison specialist tries to obtain codes to nuclear facilities.

Jane goes undercover in a county jail to draw out a killer who committed a brutal murder.

On the morning that Jane is supposed to testify in a murder trial, she discovers that a key piece of evidence has been stolen; Frankie decides to learn some magic tricks to impress Nina.

President Bartlet consults the chief counsel (Oliver Platt) on the legal ramifications of not divulging his multiple sclerosis.

White House counsel Babish (Oliver Platt) interrogates staff members on their awareness of the president's multiple sclerosis.

Chuck meets a pretty woman (Rachel Bilson) who is interested in him; he and Sarah double-date with Ellie and Capt. Awesome; a poison specialist tries to obtain codes to nuclear facilities.

Human bones are found inside luggage; a pair fails to declare thousands of dollars in jewelry; a mysterious powder is masked by beauty products.

A traveler is caught with injections; officers smoke out marijuana residue; a mom may end up in jail due to a wrong turn.

A one-way ticket raises red flags; a traveler is caught with undeclared meat; officers find a loaded gun and live crab.

Officers find white powder in tea sacks; pills marked ICE are frozen; some furry foreigners arrive to spread good will.

A traveler is caught with cocaine-filled pen caps; a long stay alerts CBP; a probation-breaking welder feels the heat.

A fake ID comes to light at the border; a young traveler's stories don't jibe; CBP hounds sniff out forbidden food.

A patient's symptoms lead to a discovery about Charlie's coma; Joel's injury keeps him from operating; Gavin and Maggie face the aftermath of their kiss.

Kinney tries to help Joel clear his head by taking him on an assignment in her hometown; Alex treats a fitness buff with a rare condition.

Duke helps Audrey look into the mystery behind the Colorado kid.

Gerry gets involved in the student council election; Robert tries to end a smear campaign; Lisa doesn't get along with the school's librarian.

Callaghan's daughter is in town visiting and after seeing her old graduation photo, Gerry wants to take her out on a date; Bobbi leads a photo shoot for Xavier's campaign.

Frankie does not make a good impression on the first day of dental assistant school; Mike and Frankie ask Axl to get a tutor and improve his grades; Sue and Brick try to pawn an item they found in an old safe.

Frankie worries Mike is tiring of her as their 20th anniversary draws close; Sue tries to get Axl and Brick's help planning a party for their parents; Axl spoils the end of a book for Brick.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

The entire family wonders if Victoria has finally met the one when she brings a new boyfriend home.

Molly meets the friend of her dreams when Peggy's childhood pal visits, but Peggy isn't fond of sharing.

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off.

Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader.

Sarah is jealous when Chuck's new romance with a sandwich-maker (Rachel Bilson) seems to be going well; Lou is revealed to be part of a smuggling group; Morgan begins a new relationship with an unlikely girl.