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Shopping from home.

A definitive one-stop shop for all things cruise, bringing you the hottest destinations and the latest deals to ensure that your next cruise ship holiday is your greatest one yet.

Shopping from home.

Tom is expecting to be a father at any minute as Madeline is five days overdue. Toby has his arm in a sling and can't drive, but Felicity comes to the rescue.

Fletcher is incensed when a third cell mate arrives, and to add insult to injury, he turns out to be one of his old enemies. Why is everyone being so polite to this new prisoner?

Boycie considers a move into local politics, Bryan's ex-fiancé finds a cure for lesbianism, and Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Meanwhile, Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.

When closed circuit TV is installed at Grace Brothers, the staff begin to suspect that it is they who are being watched and not the customers.

Alvin soon discovers that it isn't easy travelling as the crow flies, especially when dressed as a crow. However, Howard sees the hidden potential of wearing an all-engulfing crow outfit.

Smiler is renowned for being strictly non-dancing, but when this comes between him and the woman of his dreams, Truly just has to take charge.

The people of Walmington are no longer taking the threat of invasion seriously. The platoon, therefore, masquerade as fifth columnists to test the town's reaction.

Fletcher is incensed when a third cell mate arrives, and to add insult to injury, he turns out to be one of his old enemies. Why is everyone being so polite to this new prisoner?

Hyacinth's plans to buy a small weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn, and Richard has an unexpected fall.

Captain Mainwaring is given a staff car which breaks down when Pike and his girlfriend borrow it to go to the pictures.

The people of Walmington are no longer taking the threat of invasion seriously. The platoon, therefore, masquerade as fifth columnists to test the town's reaction.

Gladys mourns Fairbrother's departure as Ted gloats.

When closed circuit TV is installed at Grace Brothers, the staff begin to suspect that it is they who are being watched and not the customers.

Fletcher is incensed when a third cell mate arrives, and to add insult to injury, he turns out to be one of his old enemies. Why is everyone being so polite to this new prisoner?

The people of Walmington are no longer taking the threat of invasion seriously. The platoon, therefore, masquerade as fifth columnists to test the town's reaction.

Alvin soon discovers that it isn't easy travelling as the crow flies, especially when dressed as a crow. However, Howard sees the hidden potential of wearing an all-engulfing crow outfit.

Smiler is renowned for being strictly non-dancing, but when this comes between him and the woman of his dreams, Truly just has to take charge.

Hyacinth's plans to buy a small weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn, and Richard has an unexpected fall.

Fletcher is incensed when a third cell mate arrives, and to add insult to injury, he turns out to be one of his old enemies. Why is everyone being so polite to this new prisoner?

Captain Mainwaring is given a staff car which breaks down when Pike and his girlfriend borrow it to go to the pictures.

When closed circuit TV is installed at Grace Brothers, the staff begin to suspect that it is they who are being watched and not the customers.

It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special treat, but things take a surprising turn when an uninvited guest turns up and Stacey tells Gavin of her big decision.

The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fair, and after an eventful trip to church to hear the banns being read, Nessa confides in Stacey her big secret.

After faking Grandad's death, the Brown family are still waiting for the insurance money to come through. Agnes has promised the money to Dermot and Maria, who are desperate for a place of their own, but the insurance company is starting to get suspicious. Will Agnes be able to keep Grandad out of sight, or will one of the family give the game away?

The lads journey through space and time inside Eddie's lavatorial time machine, The Turdis. Recorded live.

Shopping from home.

The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fair, and after an eventful trip to church to hear the banns being read, Nessa confides in Stacey her big secret.

Gladys mourns Fairbrother's departure as Ted gloats.

The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fair, and after an eventful trip to church to hear the banns being read, Nessa confides in Stacey her big secret.

After faking Grandad's death, the Brown family are still waiting for the insurance money to come through. Agnes has promised the money to Dermot and Maria, who are desperate for a place of their own, but the insurance company is starting to get suspicious. Will Agnes be able to keep Grandad out of sight, or will one of the family give the game away?

Gladys mourns Fairbrother's departure as Ted gloats.

The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fair, and after an eventful trip to church to hear the banns being read, Nessa confides in Stacey her big secret.

Tom is expecting to be a father at any minute as Madeline is five days overdue. Toby has his arm in a sling and can't drive, but Felicity comes to the rescue.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Tom decides that commuting is no life for a thinking man, but his unique solution causes embarrassment for his socially ambitious Surbiton neighbours.

Margo and Jerry are slightly perturbed when the Goods start to introduce livestock to Surbiton, but worse is to follow when Tom decides to paint the greenhouse pink to cater for some chickens.

Things are starting to happen in Tom's garden, but Barbara is feeling the effects of the boring and tiring work.

The wonderful Margo is horrified when she hears of Tom and Barbara's decision to keep pigs in the garden and enlists the help of the local resident's association in an effort to scupper the plan.

When Tom, determined to make use of every available resource, builds a generator fuelled by pig dung, Margo and Jerry are not amused.

Surbiton's back-to-basics couple Tom and Barbara have financial problems, so Tom sets about earning some extra money, but he doesn't want to use it to pay boring old bills.

Tom and Barbara receive help from an unexpected quarter when harvest time comes around and Tom sprains his back. It's a treat to see Margo dressed for horticultural action, with Jerry in tow.

Tom decides that commuting is no life for a thinking man, but his unique solution causes embarrassment for his socially ambitious Surbiton neighbours.

Margo and Jerry are slightly perturbed when the Goods start to introduce livestock to Surbiton, but worse is to follow when Tom decides to paint the greenhouse pink to cater for some chickens.

Things are starting to happen in Tom's garden, but Barbara is feeling the effects of the boring and tiring work.

The wonderful Margo is horrified when she hears of Tom and Barbara's decision to keep pigs in the garden and enlists the help of the local resident's association in an effort to scupper the plan.

When Tom, determined to make use of every available resource, builds a generator fuelled by pig dung, Margo and Jerry are not amused.

Surbiton's back-to-basics couple Tom and Barbara have financial problems, so Tom sets about earning some extra money, but he doesn't want to use it to pay boring old bills.

Tom and Barbara receive help from an unexpected quarter when harvest time comes around and Tom sprains his back. It's a treat to see Margo dressed for horticultural action, with Jerry in tow.

Dame Penelope Keith presents a special retrospective to celebrate 50 years of The Good Life, including a painstakingly built recreation of Margo and Jerry Leadbetter's drawing room.

Tom decides that commuting is no life for a thinking man, but his unique solution causes embarrassment for his socially ambitious Surbiton neighbours.

Margo and Jerry are slightly perturbed when the Goods start to introduce livestock to Surbiton, but worse is to follow when Tom decides to paint the greenhouse pink to cater for some chickens.

The wonderful Margo is horrified when she hears of Tom and Barbara's decision to keep pigs in the garden and enlists the help of the local resident's association in an effort to scupper the plan.

When Tom, determined to make use of every available resource, builds a generator fuelled by pig dung, Margo and Jerry are not amused.

Surbiton's back-to-basics couple Tom and Barbara have financial problems, so Tom sets about earning some extra money, but he doesn't want to use it to pay boring old bills.

With the aid of modern technology, the Linneker dating agency gives Richie the chance to achieve his life's ambition - to have sex, but will he succeed? If the plot flops, Eddie's on hand to take advantage.

The tranquil calm of Hammersmith is disturbed when Richie and Eddie capture a burglar and, despite having already called the police, decide to keep his loot for themselves.

Tom and Barbara receive help from an unexpected quarter when harvest time comes around and Tom sprains his back. It's a treat to see Margo dressed for horticultural action, with Jerry in tow.

Agnes is upset that her son Trevor has been called back to the missions in Africa, but is determined to give him a massive send-off to remind him what a loving family he has back home in Ireland. Meanwhile, daughter Cathy's family counselling session descends into chaos, and Buster and Dermot run into trouble with a circus lion. The only person having a good day is neighbour Winnie.

Baby fever hits the Brown household as a pregnant Maria prepares for motherhood, and Agnes is keen to give her new daughter-in-law her unique brand of advice about raising children. Maria is grateful when Agnes offers to look after the robot baby she has brought home from her pre-natal class, but it turns out that Mrs Brown's babysitting techniques are not exactly orthodox.

With the aid of modern technology, the Linneker dating agency gives Richie the chance to achieve his life's ambition - to have sex, but will he succeed? If the plot flops, Eddie's on hand to take advantage.

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The tranquil calm of Hammersmith is disturbed when Richie and Eddie capture a burglar and, despite having already called the police, decide to keep his loot for themselves.

Agnes is upset that her son Trevor has been called back to the missions in Africa, but is determined to give him a massive send-off to remind him what a loving family he has back home in Ireland. Meanwhile, daughter Cathy's family counselling session descends into chaos, and Buster and Dermot run into trouble with a circus lion. The only person having a good day is neighbour Winnie.

The tranquil calm of Hammersmith is disturbed when Richie and Eddie capture a burglar and, despite having already called the police, decide to keep his loot for themselves.

Baby fever hits the Brown household as a pregnant Maria prepares for motherhood, and Agnes is keen to give her new daughter-in-law her unique brand of advice about raising children. Maria is grateful when Agnes offers to look after the robot baby she has brought home from her pre-natal class, but it turns out that Mrs Brown's babysitting techniques are not exactly orthodox.

Agnes is upset that her son Trevor has been called back to the missions in Africa, but is determined to give him a massive send-off to remind him what a loving family he has back home in Ireland. Meanwhile, daughter Cathy's family counselling session descends into chaos, and Buster and Dermot run into trouble with a circus lion. The only person having a good day is neighbour Winnie.

With the aid of modern technology, the Linneker dating agency gives Richie the chance to achieve his life's ambition - to have sex, but will he succeed? If the plot flops, Eddie's on hand to take advantage.

The tranquil calm of Hammersmith is disturbed when Richie and Eddie capture a burglar and, despite having already called the police, decide to keep his loot for themselves.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

When Tom, determined to make use of every available resource, builds a generator fuelled by pig dung, Margo and Jerry are not amused.

Surbiton's back-to-basics couple Tom and Barbara have financial problems, so Tom sets about earning some extra money, but he doesn't want to use it to pay boring old bills.

Tom and Barbara receive help from an unexpected quarter when harvest time comes around and Tom sprains his back. It's a treat to see Margo dressed for horticultural action, with Jerry in tow.

At the start of the New Year, Geraldine is determined to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Live Aid and not to celebrate her own 40th birthday. Nothing goes well - the villagers decide to write to the Prime Minister - and speed-dating was perhaps not the best birthday surprise for Geraldine.

The villagers decide to give up something they love for Lent, and a debate rages over the Dibley bunny - is it real or just a figment of Alice's sad imagination?

The vicar is caught in a dilemma when David's handsome brother comes to stay, and risks the wrath of the villagers when she gives in to temptation.

Alice solves the problem of the Christmas show by proposing a promenading Nativity, in which she and Hugo will play Mary and Joseph. However, when her waters break mid-performance, she has to check with Geraldine whether she has actually given birth to the baby Jesus.

The Bishop of Mulberry is to officiate at the christening of Alice and Hugo's baby. Geraldine and Owen are to be the godparents while Frank and Jim act as god-grandparents. When an amazed David finds that he and Geraldine are well matched, he asks her to marry him.

The committee members agree to erect a statue in the green, but they cannot find a heroic figure from Dibley's past.

At the start of the New Year, Geraldine is determined to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Live Aid and not to celebrate her own 40th birthday. Nothing goes well - the villagers decide to write to the Prime Minister - and speed-dating was perhaps not the best birthday surprise for Geraldine.

The villagers decide to give up something they love for Lent, and a debate rages over the Dibley bunny - is it real or just a figment of Alice's sad imagination?

The vicar is caught in a dilemma when David's handsome brother comes to stay, and risks the wrath of the villagers when she gives in to temptation.

Alice solves the problem of the Christmas show by proposing a promenading Nativity, in which she and Hugo will play Mary and Joseph. However, when her waters break mid-performance, she has to check with Geraldine whether she has actually given birth to the baby Jesus.

The Bishop of Mulberry is to officiate at the christening of Alice and Hugo's baby. Geraldine and Owen are to be the godparents while Frank and Jim act as god-grandparents. When an amazed David finds that he and Geraldine are well matched, he asks her to marry him.

The committee members agree to erect a statue in the green, but they cannot find a heroic figure from Dibley's past.

At the start of the New Year, Geraldine is determined to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Live Aid and not to celebrate her own 40th birthday. Nothing goes well - the villagers decide to write to the Prime Minister - and speed-dating was perhaps not the best birthday surprise for Geraldine.

The villagers decide to give up something they love for Lent, and a debate rages over the Dibley bunny - is it real or just a figment of Alice's sad imagination?

Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching, and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin, while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed. Smithy takes care of Neil the baby, and wishes Nessa all the best as she makes her way to the church to marry Dave.

Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.

When Agnes's family start making comments about her weight, she decides to go on a diet, and quickly discovers just how difficult it is to overcome her craving for fish and chips. Elsewhere, Cathy brings her new, older man home. He is a psychiatrist, and seems much more interested in Agnes than he does Cathy. Meanwhile, Rory has a professional dilemma when he discovers some illegal drugs at work.

Spartacus, the old family dog, is looking poorly. Reluctantly, the family decide the time has come to put her in a home. However, when the Brown children gather together to decide how to break the sad news to their mother, Agnes gets the wrong end of the stick. Under the impression that her children are planning on putting her in a nursing home, a furious Agnes sets out to persuade her children she is not going senile.

At the start of the New Year, Geraldine is determined to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Live Aid and not to celebrate her own 40th birthday. Nothing goes well - the villagers decide to write to the Prime Minister - and speed-dating was perhaps not the best birthday surprise for Geraldine.

Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching, and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin, while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed. Smithy takes care of Neil the baby, and wishes Nessa all the best as she makes her way to the church to marry Dave.

Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.

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When Agnes's family start making comments about her weight, she decides to go on a diet, and quickly discovers just how difficult it is to overcome her craving for fish and chips. Elsewhere, Cathy brings her new, older man home. He is a psychiatrist, and seems much more interested in Agnes than he does Cathy. Meanwhile, Rory has a professional dilemma when he discovers some illegal drugs at work.

Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.

Spartacus, the old family dog, is looking poorly. Reluctantly, the family decide the time has come to put her in a home. However, when the Brown children gather together to decide how to break the sad news to their mother, Agnes gets the wrong end of the stick. Under the impression that her children are planning on putting her in a nursing home, a furious Agnes sets out to persuade her children she is not going senile.

When Agnes's family start making comments about her weight, she decides to go on a diet, and quickly discovers just how difficult it is to overcome her craving for fish and chips. Elsewhere, Cathy brings her new, older man home. He is a psychiatrist, and seems much more interested in Agnes than he does Cathy. Meanwhile, Rory has a professional dilemma when he discovers some illegal drugs at work.

Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching, and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin, while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed. Smithy takes care of Neil the baby, and wishes Nessa all the best as she makes her way to the church to marry Dave.

Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Ted receives unexpected news from management.

Fletcher decides that Harris must be put on trial for stealing from another prisoner, and one of Fletcher's little earners, writing letters for illiterate inmates, looks like it's coming to an end.

Boycie's decision to motivate his lazy workforce has unforeseen repercussions, and Tyler is traumatised by the school art class.

The villagers decide to give up something they love for Lent, and a debate rages over the Dibley bunny - is it real or just a figment of Alice's sad imagination?

The staff are outraged when management insists on closing down the store for redecoration - forcing them to take annual leave when they do not want to.

Fletcher decides that Harris must be put on trial for stealing from another prisoner, and one of Fletcher's little earners, writing letters for illiterate inmates, looks like it's coming to an end.

Hyacinth plans a super special event, desperate to keep up with the Barker-Finches who have had a local celebrity at their barbecue. However, despite a faultless strategy, events do not turn out quite as she planned.

Noticing how deeply embarrassed Howard was when he bumped into a lady acquaintance from the past, Truly does what any friend would do and makes matters worse.

Sinclair believes, foolishly, that a curse has been put on him, so Truly, Entwistle and Alvin feel it is their duty to exorcise him.

The committee members agree to erect a statue in the green, but they cannot find a heroic figure from Dibley's past.

Martin's new neighbour seems like a nice chap, but quickly begins to make Martin feel that his position as `leader' of the Close is under threat.

Boycie's decision to motivate his lazy workforce has unforeseen repercussions, and Tyler is traumatised by the school art class.

The staff are outraged when management insists on closing down the store for redecoration - forcing them to take annual leave when they do not want to.

Fletcher decides that Harris must be put on trial for stealing from another prisoner, and one of Fletcher's little earners, writing letters for illiterate inmates, looks like it's coming to an end.

Noticing how deeply embarrassed Howard was when he bumped into a lady acquaintance from the past, Truly does what any friend would do and makes matters worse.

Sinclair believes, foolishly, that a curse has been put on him, so Truly, Entwistle and Alvin feel it is their duty to exorcise him.

Hyacinth plans a super special event, desperate to keep up with the Barker-Finches who have had a local celebrity at their barbecue. However, despite a faultless strategy, events do not turn out quite as she planned.

Fletcher decides that Harris must be put on trial for stealing from another prisoner, and one of Fletcher's little earners, writing letters for illiterate inmates, looks like it's coming to an end.

Mainwaring and his troops stage the story at St George but end up with one dragon too many as old `Put that Light Out'.

The staff are outraged when management insists on closing down the store for redecoration - forcing them to take annual leave when they do not want to.

Lee is horrified when he hears that Lucy is considering marriage to Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc, just so that he can stay in the country. However, he is a lone voice in trying to stop it, because one by one, as Lucy's family and friends hear Pavlov's tragic tales of life back home, they are persuaded that he is a perfect match for Lucy.

Lucy is stressed, as she has to make an important speech at a recruitment conference and has nobody to help her write it. Sensing an opportunity to impress her, Lee offers his services, which upsets Tim, who also thinks he is the best man for the job. What started off as a small job soon turns into a competition between Tim and Lee.

There is bickering aplenty in the Brown household, as Rory and Dino are on the rocks and Agnes and Betty rub each other up the wrong way. With Maria about to give birth, Cathy convinces Agnes to build bridges and invite Maria's mother Hillary out for dinner. However, the night comes to an abrupt end when Maria goes into labour. Can the family get Maria to the hospital in time?

Adrian Edmondson gives a first-hand account of making the hit show, Bottom, with the late, great Rik Mayall, alongside contributions from a host of the show's cast, crew and famous fans.

Lee is horrified when he hears that Lucy is considering marriage to Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc, just so that he can stay in the country. However, he is a lone voice in trying to stop it, because one by one, as Lucy's family and friends hear Pavlov's tragic tales of life back home, they are persuaded that he is a perfect match for Lucy.

Lucy is stressed, as she has to make an important speech at a recruitment conference and has nobody to help her write it. Sensing an opportunity to impress her, Lee offers his services, which upsets Tim, who also thinks he is the best man for the job. What started off as a small job soon turns into a competition between Tim and Lee.

There is bickering aplenty in the Brown household, as Rory and Dino are on the rocks and Agnes and Betty rub each other up the wrong way. With Maria about to give birth, Cathy convinces Agnes to build bridges and invite Maria's mother Hillary out for dinner. However, the night comes to an abrupt end when Maria goes into labour. Can the family get Maria to the hospital in time?

Ted receives unexpected news from management.

Boycie's decision to motivate his lazy workforce has unforeseen repercussions, and Tyler is traumatised by the school art class.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Fred Quilley thinks more oats is the answer when his horses start getting tired, but Joe Maplin thinks the knacker's yard is a better solution. Peggy, Ted and all the staff decide to rally round to protect Fred and his nags.

Fletch meets a man who has been in prison for 17 years for a crime he always claimed he didn't commit. To everybody's surprise, when he is offered parole he turns it down, seeing it as an admission of guilt.

Beth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm, and Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye-opener for Beth.

Mr Humphries displays his ability to read palms, as the staff of Grace Brothers battle it out for promotion.

A special appearance from Brian Conley who plays Barry's fitness-mad neighbour, and who annoyingly outshines him in all things physical. When it comes to karate, however, Barry has friends who can help him even the balance.

To ease his lot, Howard devises a simple scheme to change his appearance enough to fool even Pearl, but he soon discovers that taking over someone else's identity can be equally as hazardous.

At a meeting of the Residents' Association, Martin rants about the fact that he seems to have to do everything himself. He offers to resign as Chairman. To his surprise, Paul proposes the members accept Martin's resignation.

Fletch meets a man who has been in prison for 17 years for a crime he always claimed he didn't commit. To everybody's surprise, when he is offered parole he turns it down, seeing it as an admission of guilt.

Hyacinth volunteers to meet the Ladies Luncheon special guest - a retired commodore - at the railway station, but soon finds herself all at sea.

Beth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm, and Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye-opener for Beth.

Mainwaring and his troops stage the story at St George but end up with one dragon too many as old `Put that Light Out'.

At a meeting of the Residents' Association, Martin rants about the fact that he seems to have to do everything himself. He offers to resign as Chairman. To his surprise, Paul proposes the members accept Martin's resignation.

Mr Humphries displays his ability to read palms, as the staff of Grace Brothers battle it out for promotion.

Fletch meets a man who has been in prison for 17 years for a crime he always claimed he didn't commit. To everybody's surprise, when he is offered parole he turns it down, seeing it as an admission of guilt.

Mainwaring and his troops stage the story at St George but end up with one dragon too many as old `Put that Light Out'.

A special appearance from Brian Conley who plays Barry's fitness-mad neighbour, and who annoyingly outshines him in all things physical. When it comes to karate, however, Barry has friends who can help him even the balance.

To ease his lot, Howard devises a simple scheme to change his appearance enough to fool even Pearl, but he soon discovers that taking over someone else's identity can be equally as hazardous.

Hyacinth volunteers to meet the Ladies Luncheon special guest - a retired commodore - at the railway station, but soon finds herself all at sea.

Fletch meets a man who has been in prison for 17 years for a crime he always claimed he didn't commit. To everybody's surprise, when he is offered parole he turns it down, seeing it as an admission of guilt.

Captain Mainwaring plots to get Frazer's hoard of gold sovereigns into his bank.

Mr Humphries displays his ability to read palms, as the staff of Grace Brothers battle it out for promotion.

Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy, but can the reality ever match up?

In an effort to appear as intellectual as Lucy's friends, Lee shows off his `knowledge' of the art world - holding forth on the subject of an unknown artist, who his cleaner Barbara has told him is the next big thing. When Lucy takes the advice and invests a fortune in the artist's work, Lee is left trying to prevent her from finding out the artist is actually a nobody.

When three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between live-in lover Dorothy and live-in mate Tony. A painful decision, but not as painful as Tony's tattoo, which is intended to prove his love for Deborah.

Various comedy sketches about the misadventures of a group of misfits and oddballs, including 'The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies' and 'Toy Boy', all from the minds of Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy, but can the reality ever match up?

In an effort to appear as intellectual as Lucy's friends, Lee shows off his `knowledge' of the art world - holding forth on the subject of an unknown artist, who his cleaner Barbara has told him is the next big thing. When Lucy takes the advice and invests a fortune in the artist's work, Lee is left trying to prevent her from finding out the artist is actually a nobody.

When three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between live-in lover Dorothy and live-in mate Tony. A painful decision, but not as painful as Tony's tattoo, which is intended to prove his love for Deborah.

Various comedy sketches about the misadventures of a group of misfits and oddballs, including 'The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies' and 'Toy Boy', all from the minds of Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

Fred Quilley thinks more oats is the answer when his horses start getting tired, but Joe Maplin thinks the knacker's yard is a better solution. Peggy, Ted and all the staff decide to rally round to protect Fred and his nags.

Beth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm, and Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye-opener for Beth.

Various comedy sketches about the misadventures of a group of misfits and oddballs, including 'The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies' and 'Toy Boy', all from the minds of Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Fairbrother settles his marital troubles.

When Lennie starts working hard to get another O-level before leaving prison, Fletcher cannot understand his appetite for all the hard work. Why doesn't he just cheat?

The circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student, and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.

The Grace Bros gang go all militant in the department store comedy. When the staff's coffee breaks are timed, they decide to take union action.

Just as PCs Cooper and Walsh master the art of fighting crime from the rear, Barry spoils it all by taking a retired vicar out for the day.

A retired jewel thief regales Marina and Davenport with fanciful stories of his past exploits in the South of France. When Aunty Wainwright finds an old safe without a key, who better to open it?

Martin and certain others in the Close are nearly scandalised by Paul's outlandish behaviour, burning perfectly good house signs and entertaining scantily clad women in his back garden! Whatever next?

When Lennie starts working hard to get another O-level before leaving prison, Fletcher cannot understand his appetite for all the hard work. Why doesn't he just cheat?

Hyacinth decides to have a second attempt at finding a weekend home in the country and Elizabeth is called in to help her on her property search. Her final choice is `interesting' to say the least and worries Richard enormously.

The circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student, and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.

Captain Mainwaring plots to get Frazer's hoard of gold sovereigns into his bank.

Martin and certain others in the Close are nearly scandalised by Paul's outlandish behaviour, burning perfectly good house signs and entertaining scantily clad women in his back garden! Whatever next?

The Grace Bros gang go all militant in the department store comedy. When the staff's coffee breaks are timed, they decide to take union action.

When Lennie starts working hard to get another O-level before leaving prison, Fletcher cannot understand his appetite for all the hard work. Why doesn't he just cheat?

Captain Mainwaring plots to get Frazer's hoard of gold sovereigns into his bank.

Just as PCs Cooper and Walsh master the art of fighting crime from the rear, Barry spoils it all by taking a retired vicar out for the day.

A retired jewel thief regales Marina and Davenport with fanciful stories of his past exploits in the South of France. When Aunty Wainwright finds an old safe without a key, who better to open it?

Hyacinth decides to have a second attempt at finding a weekend home in the country and Elizabeth is called in to help her on her property search. Her final choice is `interesting' to say the least and worries Richard enormously.

When Lennie starts working hard to get another O-level before leaving prison, Fletcher cannot understand his appetite for all the hard work. Why doesn't he just cheat?

Mainwaring's motley crew are put in charge of a vital telephone line, but get distracted by a bomb hanging from a telephone cable.

The Grace Bros gang go all militant in the department store comedy. When the staff's coffee breaks are timed, they decide to take union action.

Lucy and Tim are distraught. Their parents' 30 year marriage is at an end and their father has moved out of the family home - and into Lee's bedroom.

Lee is becoming increasingly riled by Guy's constant presence in the flat, and his distrust of him is fuelled by the discovery that he runs a lap-dancing club. Meanwhile, Tim thinks he's finally met the perfect girl, but then he finds out what she does for a living.

A cramped weekend away in a small caravan could spell disaster. Tony becomes obsessively jealous, and Gary becomes obsessive.

Various comedy sketches about the misadventures of a group of misfits and oddballs, including 'The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies' and 'Toy Boy', all from the minds of Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

Lucy and Tim are distraught. Their parents' 30 year marriage is at an end and their father has moved out of the family home - and into Lee's bedroom.

Lee is becoming increasingly riled by Guy's constant presence in the flat, and his distrust of him is fuelled by the discovery that he runs a lap-dancing club. Meanwhile, Tim thinks he's finally met the perfect girl, but then he finds out what she does for a living.

A cramped weekend away in a small caravan could spell disaster. Tony becomes obsessively jealous, and Gary becomes obsessive.

Various comedy sketches about the misadventures of a group of misfits and oddballs, including 'The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies' and 'Toy Boy', all from the minds of Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

Fairbrother settles his marital troubles.

Martin and certain others in the Close are nearly scandalised by Paul's outlandish behaviour, burning perfectly good house signs and entertaining scantily clad women in his back garden! Whatever next?

Various comedy sketches about the misadventures of a group of misfits and oddballs, including 'The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies' and 'Toy Boy', all from the minds of Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Maplin arranges an unveiling ceremony for a statue of himself.

Fletch has to help Lennie out after he gets involved in a fight one week before his parole board hearing.

Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.

Captain Peacock is given a key to the executive washroom as he celebrates his 20th year at Grace Brothers.

When Alvin and Entwistle see Lance trying to convince his wife that Elvis is still alive, they feel a duty to help the King make an appearance.

A worldly wise old acquaintance of Alvin's makes an appearance, and proves to be just the woman to make Howard's life more complicated.

Martin is looking forward to his annual holiday in Austria, where every year he, Ann, Howard and Hilda go to the same hotel.

Fletch has to help Lennie out after he gets involved in a fight one week before his parole board hearing.

When Hyacinth and the long-suffering Richard spend their first day in their new weekend residence, it proves to be less than adequate in size. Hyacinth invites Elizabeth and Emmet round for country tea, but both this and her plans to fit in with the local way of life go terribly wrong.

Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.

Mainwaring's motley crew are put in charge of a vital telephone line, but get distracted by a bomb hanging from a telephone cable.

Martin is looking forward to his annual holiday in Austria, where every year he, Ann, Howard and Hilda go to the same hotel.

Captain Peacock is given a key to the executive washroom as he celebrates his 20th year at Grace Brothers.

Fletch has to help Lennie out after he gets involved in a fight one week before his parole board hearing.

Mainwaring's motley crew are put in charge of a vital telephone line, but get distracted by a bomb hanging from a telephone cable.

When Alvin and Entwistle see Lance trying to convince his wife that Elvis is still alive, they feel a duty to help the King make an appearance.

A worldly wise old acquaintance of Alvin's makes an appearance, and proves to be just the woman to make Howard's life more complicated.

When Hyacinth and the long-suffering Richard spend their first day in their new weekend residence, it proves to be less than adequate in size. Hyacinth invites Elizabeth and Emmet round for country tea, but both this and her plans to fit in with the local way of life go terribly wrong.

Fletch has to help Lennie out after he gets involved in a fight one week before his parole board hearing.

Corporal Jones falls in love and decides to marry the lovely Mrs Fox. Things naturally don't go to plan, and he ends up on guard duty on his wedding night.

Captain Peacock is given a key to the executive washroom as he celebrates his 20th year at Grace Brothers.

Ruth, an Australian friend of Kate's, comes to stay and Lee is persuaded to pretend to be Tim. Lee gets a job handing out leaflets at a shopping centre, but soon falls foul of a local youth.

Lee is insufferably smug when he wins a £1000 in a writing competition with an essay entitled `Disability in the Workplace'. Lucy is moved to tears when she reads the essay, and had no idea that Lee was so sensitive. Tim, however, is more sceptical, and with good reason; when a journalist turns up to interview the winner, she is expecting to meet a disabled author.

Gary wants to leave Dorothy - until she decides to leave him - while Dermot has fallen in love with their new neighbour. What will she make of him?

Various comedy sketches about the misadventures of a group of misfits and oddballs, including 'The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies' and 'Toy Boy', all from the minds of Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

Ruth, an Australian friend of Kate's, comes to stay and Lee is persuaded to pretend to be Tim. Lee gets a job handing out leaflets at a shopping centre, but soon falls foul of a local youth.

Lee is insufferably smug when he wins a £1000 in a writing competition with an essay entitled `Disability in the Workplace'. Lucy is moved to tears when she reads the essay, and had no idea that Lee was so sensitive. Tim, however, is more sceptical, and with good reason; when a journalist turns up to interview the winner, she is expecting to meet a disabled author.

Gary wants to leave Dorothy - until she decides to leave him - while Dermot has fallen in love with their new neighbour. What will she make of him?

Various comedy sketches about the misadventures of a group of misfits and oddballs, including 'The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies' and 'Toy Boy', all from the minds of Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

Maplin arranges an unveiling ceremony for a statue of himself.

Martin is looking forward to his annual holiday in Austria, where every year he, Ann, Howard and Hilda go to the same hotel.

Various comedy sketches about the misadventures of a group of misfits and oddballs, including 'The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies' and 'Toy Boy', all from the minds of Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Peggy's longstanding pen-pal visits her at Maplin's, but some of the staff are not convinced his intentions are honourable and make plans to protect her interests.

Experienced inmate Fletcher, the old hand, gives the benefit of his experience to his green young cell mate, Lennie Godber, and what's extremely important is to know how not to rub up that horrible Mr MacKay the wrong way.

A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, when Marlene's sister comes to stay, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past.

Mr Lucas fakes illness in an attempt to get a day off work to spend with his girlfriend, but his scheme does not go to plan.

Barry has a lonely neighbour on his hands and takes it upon himself to find him a girlfriend, but who, and how?

Howard discovers there are better ways than the mobile phone to contact other nature lovers.

Martin organises a fund-raising dance. Paul innocently lends a helping hand, and in doing so mercilessly interferes with Martin's arrangements. How will Martin retaliate?

Experienced inmate Fletcher, the old hand, gives the benefit of his experience to his green young cell mate, Lennie Godber, and what's extremely important is to know how not to rub up that horrible Mr MacKay the wrong way.

Hyacinth volunteers Richard's services when there is a problem with the lights at the church hall, and he reluctantly agrees despite the fact that DIY is not really his forte.

In the very first episode of the series, Captain Mainwaring assumes command of the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea.

Corporal Jones falls in love and decides to marry the lovely Mrs Fox. Things naturally don't go to plan, and he ends up on guard duty on his wedding night.

Martin organises a fund-raising dance. Paul innocently lends a helping hand, and in doing so mercilessly interferes with Martin's arrangements. How will Martin retaliate?

Mr Lucas fakes illness in an attempt to get a day off work to spend with his girlfriend, but his scheme does not go to plan.

Experienced inmate Fletcher, the old hand, gives the benefit of his experience to his green young cell mate, Lennie Godber, and what's extremely important is to know how not to rub up that horrible Mr MacKay the wrong way.

Corporal Jones falls in love and decides to marry the lovely Mrs Fox. Things naturally don't go to plan, and he ends up on guard duty on his wedding night.

Barry has a lonely neighbour on his hands and takes it upon himself to find him a girlfriend, but who, and how?

Howard discovers there are better ways than the mobile phone to contact other nature lovers.

Hyacinth volunteers Richard's services when there is a problem with the lights at the church hall, and he reluctantly agrees despite the fact that DIY is not really his forte.

Experienced inmate Fletcher, the old hand, gives the benefit of his experience to his green young cell mate, Lennie Godber, and what's extremely important is to know how not to rub up that horrible Mr MacKay the wrong way.

In the very first episode of the series, Captain Mainwaring assumes command of the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea.

Mr Lucas fakes illness in an attempt to get a day off work to spend with his girlfriend, but his scheme does not go to plan.

Lee spends time in the bar with Toby worrying that the woman of his dreams is drifting further away.

When Lucy's god-daughter is suddenly dumped on her the night before the girl's birthday party, Lucy and Lee have to come up with an appropriate entertainment for fourteen nine-year-olds.

Dermot and Gary have a chess showdown. Winning or losing could make the difference between an evening of pleasure and a night of disaster.

The family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party. An unwitting Agnes and Winnie, however, are put under the spell of the hypnotist booked to provide the entertainment. Agnes's kitchen is falling apart, but she soon has other priorities when son Mark delivers some upsetting news.

Lee spends time in the bar with Toby worrying that the woman of his dreams is drifting further away.

When Lucy's god-daughter is suddenly dumped on her the night before the girl's birthday party, Lucy and Lee have to come up with an appropriate entertainment for fourteen nine-year-olds.

Dermot and Gary have a chess showdown. Winning or losing could make the difference between an evening of pleasure and a night of disaster.

The family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party. An unwitting Agnes and Winnie, however, are put under the spell of the hypnotist booked to provide the entertainment. Agnes's kitchen is falling apart, but she soon has other priorities when son Mark delivers some upsetting news.

Peggy's longstanding pen-pal visits her at Maplin's, but some of the staff are not convinced his intentions are honourable and make plans to protect her interests.

Martin organises a fund-raising dance. Paul innocently lends a helping hand, and in doing so mercilessly interferes with Martin's arrangements. How will Martin retaliate?

A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, when Marlene's sister comes to stay, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Rodney's in love with Debbie from the newsagents, but problem is she's only 19, and about 19 years ago Del was seeing her mum.

Del and Rodney attend Grandad's funeral, where they become suspicious of a certain long-lost seafaring relative - Uncle Albert of course.

With the Trotters low on cash, Uncle Albert attempts to come to their rescue. When he falls through a pub cellar door, they attempt to sue for damages. Unfortunately, Uncle Albert's pulled this stunt a few times.

Rodney's aspiration to be top of the pops is encouraged, promoted and totally dashed by Del Boy.

Del, Rodney and Uncle Albert are consigned to the dog watch when they earn some `easy money' looking after Boycie and Marlene's Great Dane puppy, but was giving it some dodgy pork leftovers a good idea?

Rodney needs a girlfriend to accompany him to a do in order to win a bet, so Del steps in, hoping that there's a tidy profit in store for him.

Del persuades Denzil to lend him his redundancy money, but ends up chasing a rare butterfly.

Del arms himself with red braces and yuppy sorts and goes forth to do battle. Unfortunately, his flirtation with the yuppie world doesn't seem to be as successful as Rodney's flirtation with the lovely Cassandra.

Del Boy, complete with yuppie trimmings, Mercedes key ring, filofax and aluminium briefcase, gets involved in a shady business deal that blows up in his face.

Del attempts to break into the big time when he sets up a consortium to buy 250 gold chains from a jewellery dealer at a knockdown price. Unfortunately, Del has not anticipated the dealer having a heart attack over lunch.

The loveable Peckham boys go overseas after Del Boy enters one of Rodney's paintings in a competition and wins a week's holiday in Mallorca for three, but when Del, Rodney and Cassandra arrive at the resort, Rodney realises there is a slight catch to Del's free holidaying plans.

Del decides to resolve a cash-flow crisis by charging people to attend seances conducted by Uncle Albert's psychic girlfriend. However, the enterprise somehow ends in hospital.

Rodney and Cassandra become officially engaged. However, Rodney thinks he has failed his computer science exam, and he has to find the cash for a deposit on a flat. Big brother Del tries to help him by selling a haul of mobile phones.

Rodney's in love with Debbie from the newsagents, but problem is she's only 19, and about 19 years ago Del was seeing her mum.

Del and Rodney attend Grandad's funeral, where they become suspicious of a certain long-lost seafaring relative - Uncle Albert of course.

With the Trotters low on cash, Uncle Albert attempts to come to their rescue. When he falls through a pub cellar door, they attempt to sue for damages. Unfortunately, Uncle Albert's pulled this stunt a few times.

The tranquil calm of Hammersmith is disturbed when Richie and Eddie capture a burglar and, despite having already called the police, decide to keep his loot for themselves.

Eddie and Richie discover that bad luck -not money- is the root of all evil.

Rodney's aspiration to be top of the pops is encouraged, promoted and totally dashed by Del Boy.

Del arms himself with red braces and yuppy sorts and goes forth to do battle. Unfortunately, his flirtation with the yuppie world doesn't seem to be as successful as Rodney's flirtation with the lovely Cassandra.

Del, Rodney and Uncle Albert are consigned to the dog watch when they earn some `easy money' looking after Boycie and Marlene's Great Dane puppy, but was giving it some dodgy pork leftovers a good idea?

Eddie and Richie discover that bad luck -not money- is the root of all evil.

Rodney needs a girlfriend to accompany him to a do in order to win a bet, so Del steps in, hoping that there's a tidy profit in store for him.

Del persuades Denzil to lend him his redundancy money, but ends up chasing a rare butterfly.

The tranquil calm of Hammersmith is disturbed when Richie and Eddie capture a burglar and, despite having already called the police, decide to keep his loot for themselves.

Eddie and Richie discover that bad luck -not money- is the root of all evil.

Toast is tired of doing crummy voiceovers and appearing every night in his terrible play. With the help of a new agent, Brooke Hooberman, he tries his hand at a new career; as an author of erotic literature.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Del persuades Denzil to lend him his redundancy money, but ends up chasing a rare butterfly.

Del arms himself with red braces and yuppy sorts and goes forth to do battle. Unfortunately, his flirtation with the yuppie world doesn't seem to be as successful as Rodney's flirtation with the lovely Cassandra.

Del Boy, complete with yuppie trimmings, Mercedes key ring, filofax and aluminium briefcase, gets involved in a shady business deal that blows up in his face.

Del attempts to break into the big time when he sets up a consortium to buy 250 gold chains from a jewellery dealer at a knockdown price. Unfortunately, Del has not anticipated the dealer having a heart attack over lunch.

The loveable Peckham boys go overseas after Del Boy enters one of Rodney's paintings in a competition and wins a week's holiday in Mallorca for three, but when Del, Rodney and Cassandra arrive at the resort, Rodney realises there is a slight catch to Del's free holidaying plans.

Del decides to resolve a cash-flow crisis by charging people to attend seances conducted by Uncle Albert's psychic girlfriend. However, the enterprise somehow ends in hospital.

Rodney and Cassandra become officially engaged. However, Rodney thinks he has failed his computer science exam, and he has to find the cash for a deposit on a flat. Big brother Del tries to help him by selling a haul of mobile phones.

Del's application for a home improvement grant has been turned down by the local council, but at least he should be able to get tickets for the publicans' party at the Nag's Head. Meanwhile, Cassandra discovers something big.

The Trotters' finances hit an all-time low and wheeler-dealer Del tries to improve himself with a `new man' manual. Meanwhile, with Cassandra expecting, Rodders decides he needs another job.

Raquel is worried about an important dinner party to which her parents have been invited. The problem is that the party is at the Trotter residence and she is the host.

Del's application for a home improvement grant has been turned down by the local council, but at least he should be able to get tickets for the publicans' party at the Nag's Head. Meanwhile, Cassandra discovers something big.

Mainwaring's platoon set off to grab some much needed weapons.

Lucy finds herself working on a government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he was not expecting.

On a skiing trip to Eastern Europe, Lee, Lucy and Daisy get stuck in a cable car.

The Trotters' finances hit an all-time low and wheeler-dealer Del tries to improve himself with a `new man' manual. Meanwhile, with Cassandra expecting, Rodders decides he needs another job.

Raquel is worried about an important dinner party to which her parents have been invited. The problem is that the party is at the Trotter residence and she is the host.