Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Comedy starring Nigel Havers and Tony Britton as father-and-son doctors, one an idealist NHS GP and the other a money-mad Harley Street consultant.

Fletch has fallen out with the governor and has lost all his credibility as a result. Yet, he soon sees a way of getting back into his good books.

Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.

When a glamorous representative of a `His and Hers' perfume range sets up shop in the store, Mrs Slocombe and Mr Grainger wage war on their new fast-talking adversary.

The trio set out to find Smiler some decent digs after his wife of 33 years decides to go and live with her sister in Australia.

Foggy tries to cure Compo's heartbreak with an old jungle remedy he picked up during the war.

The nanobots have not only recreated Red Dwarf but have also populated the ship with the original crew, which is extremely good news for Rimmer.

Rimmer is invited to dinner with the captain, and douses himself with the `sexual magnetism virus', making himself irresistible to the female crew.

Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent. She pretends to have found herself a 17-year-old toyboy.

Mainwaring's platoon runs into an abandoned steam engine on the route of a planned exercise.

Fletch has fallen out with the governor and has lost all his credibility as a result. Yet, he soon sees a way of getting back into his good books.

Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.

When a glamorous representative of a `His and Hers' perfume range sets up shop in the store, Mrs Slocombe and Mr Grainger wage war on their new fast-talking adversary.

Mainwaring's platoon runs into an abandoned steam engine on the route of a planned exercise.

Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent. She pretends to have found herself a 17-year-old toyboy.

The trio set out to find Smiler some decent digs after his wife of 33 years decides to go and live with her sister in Australia.

Foggy tries to cure Compo's heartbreak with an old jungle remedy he picked up during the war.

The nanobots have not only recreated Red Dwarf but have also populated the ship with the original crew, which is extremely good news for Rimmer.

Rimmer is invited to dinner with the captain, and douses himself with the `sexual magnetism virus', making himself irresistible to the female crew.

Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent. She pretends to have found herself a 17-year-old toyboy.

Captain Mainwaring declares martial law when a bomb drops on the outskirts of Walmington-on-Sea.

In an attempt to impress Lucy with his intellectual prowess Lee joins Daisy as a contestant on the TV quiz show, `Pointless'.

The Cat falls in love, and performs an elaborate tap dance with Blue Midget in order to impress the girl of his dreams.

Lister joins the `Canaries', a battle-hardened convict army.

Full of existentialist angst, Richie decides to discover why nobody will have sex with him.

In an attempt to impress Lucy with his intellectual prowess Lee joins Daisy as a contestant on the TV quiz show, `Pointless'.

Tony is serious about Deborah - but first he has to get rid of his old girlfriend. However, telling her to her face would be too easy.

Seven people from vastly different walks of life begin community payback sentences, cleaning up and renovating a derelict building in Bristol. They include Oxford-bound Rani, who is both an A* student and a kleptomaniac, and Christian, a young man in debt to the wrong people and doing everything he can to keep his kid sister Esme free of their clutches. As the group is shown the ropes by their supervisor, Diane, we also meet John, a white, middle-aged, middle-class business man forced to share oxygen with 'criminals' while he scrambles to save his family business, and black civil rights veteran Myrna, whose pursuit of direct action has put her at odds with a newer generation of activists. Rounding out the group, struggling lawyer and divorcé Greg has found himself on the wrong side of the justice system, and insta-celebutante Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe, must learn to survive her sentence without a retinue of hangers-on.

Full of existentialist angst, Richie decides to discover why nobody will have sex with him.

A washed-up solicitor and an insta-celebutante with anger issues discover what they could possibly have in common.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Comedy starring Nigel Havers and Tony Britton as father-and-son doctors, one an idealist NHS GP and the other a money-mad Harley Street consultant.

After reading a love letter for Bunny Warren, Fletcher imparts his wisdom to Bunny regarding the fairer sex, but it seems Fletcher doesn't know quite as much as he thinks when his daughter Ingrid brings him news from home.

A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, when Marlene's sister comes to stay, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past.

A wealthy customer has lost a diamond in the store, sending the greedy staff scrambling to be the first to find it.

Foggy has an idea which will bring the pleasure back into climbing hills.

Compo is concerned about Nora's unusual behaviour and decides the only course of action is to follow her and her new lodger.

The Cat falls in love, and performs an elaborate tap dance with Blue Midget in order to impress the girl of his dreams.

Lister joins the `Canaries', a battle-hardened convict army.

Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family and the newly blessed parents turn up in an old van with two hippies.

Captain Mainwaring declares martial law when a bomb drops on the outskirts of Walmington-on-Sea.

After reading a love letter for Bunny Warren, Fletcher imparts his wisdom to Bunny regarding the fairer sex, but it seems Fletcher doesn't know quite as much as he thinks when his daughter Ingrid brings him news from home.

A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, when Marlene's sister comes to stay, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past.

A wealthy customer has lost a diamond in the store, sending the greedy staff scrambling to be the first to find it.

Captain Mainwaring declares martial law when a bomb drops on the outskirts of Walmington-on-Sea.

Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family and the newly blessed parents turn up in an old van with two hippies.

Foggy has an idea which will bring the pleasure back into climbing hills.

Compo is concerned about Nora's unusual behaviour and decides the only course of action is to follow her and her new lodger.

The Cat falls in love, and performs an elaborate tap dance with Blue Midget in order to impress the girl of his dreams.

Lister joins the `Canaries', a battle-hardened convict army.

Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family and the newly blessed parents turn up in an old van with two hippies.

During an exercise, Captain Mainwaring takes the role of a highly important secret agent but the regular army is not convinced.

After Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you are mashed.

Kryten begins his own pirate television station to entertain the prisoners, and much to Rimmer's horror, Lister's guitar is found among Starbug's debris and delivered to their cell.

When Rimmer and Lister are forced to take on the guards in a basketball game, they sabotage the opposition's half-time juice with `boing', a virility enhancement drug.

Eddie and Richie have stolen honeymoon tickets.

After Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you are mashed.

Why has Deborah agreed to spend the night with Tony? Why has Gary painted Dorothy's record green? And who was it that died in the tragic canoeing accident?

Eddie and Richie have stolen honeymoon tickets.

Why has Deborah agreed to spend the night with Tony? Why has Gary painted Dorothy's record green? And who was it that died in the tragic canoeing accident?

The outlaws find themselves in choppy waters. A campaigner is rejected by the very cause to which she dedicated her life, and a decision is made about the outlaw's sudden windfall.

Comedy starring Nigel Havers and Tony Britton as father-and-son doctors, one an idealist NHS GP and the other a money-mad Harley Street consultant.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, when Marlene's sister comes to stay, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past.

Comedy starring Nigel Havers and Tony Britton as father-and-son doctors, one an idealist NHS GP and the other a money-mad Harley Street consultant.

Arkwright has made a bargain purchase of some dodgy fire-damaged stock, but unfortunately the tins of fruit, beans and meat have all lost their labels.

Spin-off from `Only Fools and Horses', featuring the characters of Boycie and Marlene adapting to life in rural Shropshire. When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis, Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.

Mr Grainger's colleagues plan a birthday dinner to mark his long service in the store.

Compo thinks he's made a killing when he remembers a shilling he's still owed from his schooldays.

When Howard finds an incriminating piece of jewellery on his person he unwisely asks Clegg for help.

Kryten begins his own pirate television station to entertain the prisoners, and much to Rimmer's horror, Lister's guitar is found among Starbug's debris and delivered to their cell.

When Rimmer and Lister are forced to take on the guards in a basketball game, they sabotage the opposition's half-time juice with `boing', a virility enhancement drug.

Hyacinth has her feathers ruffled when she has problems with Daddy and is appalled to spy a strange man at Elizabeth's house who has obviously spent the night there. What will it do to property values?

During an exercise, Captain Mainwaring takes the role of a highly important secret agent but the regular army is not convinced.

Arkwright has made a bargain purchase of some dodgy fire-damaged stock, but unfortunately the tins of fruit, beans and meat have all lost their labels.

Spin-off from `Only Fools and Horses', featuring the characters of Boycie and Marlene adapting to life in rural Shropshire. When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis, Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.

Mr Grainger's colleagues plan a birthday dinner to mark his long service in the store.

During an exercise, Captain Mainwaring takes the role of a highly important secret agent but the regular army is not convinced.

Hyacinth has her feathers ruffled when she has problems with Daddy and is appalled to spy a strange man at Elizabeth's house who has obviously spent the night there. What will it do to property values?

Compo thinks he's made a killing when he remembers a shilling he's still owed from his schooldays.

When Howard finds an incriminating piece of jewellery on his person he unwisely asks Clegg for help.

Kryten begins his own pirate television station to entertain the prisoners, and much to Rimmer's horror, Lister's guitar is found among Starbug's debris and delivered to their cell.

When Rimmer and Lister are forced to take on the guards in a basketball game, they sabotage the opposition's half-time juice with `boing', a virility enhancement drug.

Hyacinth has her feathers ruffled when she has problems with Daddy and is appalled to spy a strange man at Elizabeth's house who has obviously spent the night there. What will it do to property values?

The platoon is determined to do its bit at the Walmington-on-Sea Spitfire Fund Carnival, but is morris dancing a good idea?

To impress Lucy, Lee starts training for a 10 kilometre fun run, only to injure himself immediately. In an effort to hide the injury from Lucy, he gets himself a secret sports massage, but this just leads to more trouble.

The crew find themselves in a life-threatening situation when they turn Pete the Sparrow into a Tyrannosaurus rex using a time-wand, and he rampages through the cargo decks and eats up their food stocks.

Kryten decides to get his revenge on Lister for giving him dodgy advice about female biology. Meanwhile, Rimmer crosses into a mirror universe and finds another version of himself captaining the ship.

A riot provides Richie and Eddie with the opportunity to do a bit of looting.

To impress Lucy, Lee starts training for a 10 kilometre fun run, only to injure himself immediately. In an effort to hide the injury from Lucy, he gets himself a secret sports massage, but this just leads to more trouble.

The lads journey through space and time inside Eddie's lavatorial time machine, The Turdis. Recorded live.

A riot provides Richie and Eddie with the opportunity to do a bit of looting.

Comedy starring Nigel Havers and Tony Britton as father-and-son doctors, one an idealist NHS GP and the other a money-mad Harley Street consultant.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Tom is having a difficult time following his break-up with Madeline, while Toby is facing problems of his own.

A sitcom about miserly shopkeeper Arkwright and his downtrodden nephew and assistant Granville.

When Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are already drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.

When the heating at the store is switched off to save money, the staff take desperate measures to stay warm.

Unable to reach Nora's washing line, let alone her heart, Compo accepts a helping hand from Foggy.

Compo is coming to terms with being less agile due to his age, that is until he sees Ernie on a bicycle.

The crew find themselves in a life-threatening situation when they turn Pete the Sparrow into a Tyrannosaurus rex using a time-wand, and he rampages through the cargo decks and eats up their food stocks.

Kryten decides to get his revenge on Lister for giving him dodgy advice about female biology. Meanwhile, Rimmer crosses into a mirror universe and finds another version of himself captaining the ship.

Hyacinth is thrilled when the wealthy Mrs Fortescue asks for a lift into town, but unfortunately things don't go to plan - as always for Hyacinth.

The platoon is determined to do its bit at the Walmington-on-Sea Spitfire Fund Carnival, but is morris dancing a good idea?

A sitcom about miserly shopkeeper Arkwright and his downtrodden nephew and assistant Granville.

When Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are already drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.

When the heating at the store is switched off to save money, the staff take desperate measures to stay warm.

The platoon is determined to do its bit at the Walmington-on-Sea Spitfire Fund Carnival, but is morris dancing a good idea?

Hyacinth is thrilled when the wealthy Mrs Fortescue asks for a lift into town, but unfortunately things don't go to plan - as always for Hyacinth.

Unable to reach Nora's washing line, let alone her heart, Compo accepts a helping hand from Foggy.

Compo is coming to terms with being less agile due to his age, that is until he sees Ernie on a bicycle.

The crew find themselves in a life-threatening situation when they turn Pete the Sparrow into a Tyrannosaurus rex using a time-wand, and he rampages through the cargo decks and eats up their food stocks.

Kryten decides to get his revenge on Lister for giving him dodgy advice about female biology. Meanwhile, Rimmer crosses into a mirror universe and finds another version of himself captaining the ship.

Hyacinth is thrilled when the wealthy Mrs Fortescue asks for a lift into town, but unfortunately things don't go to plan - as always for Hyacinth.

Mainwaring is overjoyed when he is offered the use of a Rolls-Royce, but gets an unpleasant shock when it returns from its trip to be camouflaged.

Lee does what he has to do to stop Lucy from flirting with the male delegates at a three-day annual trade conference in order to get herself work.

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Spartacus, the old family dog, is looking poorly. Reluctantly, the family decide the time has come to put her in a home. However, when the Brown children gather together to decide how to break the sad news to their mother, Agnes gets the wrong end of the stick. Under the impression that her children are planning on putting her in a nursing home, a furious Agnes sets out to persuade her children she is not going senile.

The family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party. An unwitting Agnes and Winnie, however, are put under the spell of the hypnotist booked to provide the entertainment. Agnes's kitchen is falling apart, but she soon has other priorities when son Mark delivers some upsetting news.

Lee does what he has to do to stop Lucy from flirting with the male delegates at a three-day annual trade conference in order to get herself work.

Spartacus, the old family dog, is looking poorly. Reluctantly, the family decide the time has come to put her in a home. However, when the Brown children gather together to decide how to break the sad news to their mother, Agnes gets the wrong end of the stick. Under the impression that her children are planning on putting her in a nursing home, a furious Agnes sets out to persuade her children she is not going senile.

The outlaws try to launder their dirty money before the gangsters track them down.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Tom meets a Swedish student at a wine bar, while Toby finds himself entangled with the police.

Arkwright needs an ailment to get the attention of Nurse Gladys who he feels has been neglecting him.

Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.

When sales figures begin to drop, the staff have to come up with increasingly outrageous ways of improving the takings, and it looks like a fashion show might be on the cards, but who will be the models?

When Compo overhears Nora confiding that it was Errol Flynn's riding outfit that used to turn her on, he unearths his old motorcycle kit and sets off to serenade her.

Compo, Clegg and Foggy prepare to pay their respects at the funeral of a fondly remembered schoolteacher. Foggy is adamant they should all smarten up, but Compo's Maurice Chevalier outfit fails to meet with general approval.

Jean looks through an underwear catalogue and Bren's mother needs to dispose of some stolen property.

Hyacinth has arranged one of her candlelight suppers with plans to impress Emmet, the director of the local amateur operatic society, with her singing. Circumstances beyond her control soon take over the proceedings.

Mainwaring is overjoyed when he is offered the use of a Rolls-Royce, but gets an unpleasant shock when it returns from its trip to be camouflaged.

Arkwright needs an ailment to get the attention of Nurse Gladys who he feels has been neglecting him.

Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.

When sales figures begin to drop, the staff have to come up with increasingly outrageous ways of improving the takings, and it looks like a fashion show might be on the cards, but who will be the models?

Mainwaring is overjoyed when he is offered the use of a Rolls-Royce, but gets an unpleasant shock when it returns from its trip to be camouflaged.

Hyacinth has arranged one of her candlelight suppers with plans to impress Emmet, the director of the local amateur operatic society, with her singing. Circumstances beyond her control soon take over the proceedings.

When Compo overhears Nora confiding that it was Errol Flynn's riding outfit that used to turn her on, he unearths his old motorcycle kit and sets off to serenade her.

Compo, Clegg and Foggy prepare to pay their respects at the funeral of a fondly remembered schoolteacher. Foggy is adamant they should all smarten up, but Compo's Maurice Chevalier outfit fails to meet with general approval.

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Mainwaring is overjoyed when he is offered the use of a Rolls-Royce, but gets an unpleasant shock when it returns from its trip to be camouflaged.

Hyacinth has arranged one of her candlelight suppers with plans to impress Emmet, the director of the local amateur operatic society, with her singing. Circumstances beyond her control soon take over the proceedings.

Lucy aspires to be friends with her posh new neighbours, Toby and Anna, but hasn't reckoned on Lee dragging her back down to earth.

The mining ship Red Dwarf is an old tramp steamer, working around the moons of Saturn. It is five miles long and three miles wide, with a crew of 169. Within 24 hours, 168 of them will be dead.

Having accelerated for three million years, Red Dwarf breaks the light barrier and Rimmer sees a death in the future.

Richie and Eddie go trick-or-treating on Halloween, armed with an electric cattle prod for the trick factor.

Lucy aspires to be friends with her posh new neighbours, Toby and Anna, but hasn't reckoned on Lee dragging her back down to earth.

Adrian Edmondson gives a first-hand account of making the hit show, Bottom, with the late, great Rik Mayall, alongside contributions from a host of the show's cast, crew and famous fans.

Richie and Eddie go trick-or-treating on Halloween, armed with an electric cattle prod for the trick factor.

Tom meets a Swedish student at a wine bar, while Toby finds himself entangled with the police.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Del jumps at the chance to act as a diamond courier in return for financial rewards. He ropes in the rest of the Trotter clan, but then discovers that his old friend Slater of the Yard knows all about it.

The Trotters are bankrupt after bad investments and Del takes part in a TV game show to try and regain their fortune.

With the family fortune lost, Del Boy and Rodney attempt to raise some money with a deal involving a trip to France. However, they don't bargain on some unexpected cargo.

After becoming millionaires, the Trotters find themselves owing a large amount of money to the Inland Revenue. Now Del Boy and family have only two weeks to find some cash or they will be evicted from Nelson Mandela House. To cap it all, Cassandra is about to give birth and Trigger is behaving even more oddly than usual.

Del jumps at the chance to act as a diamond courier in return for financial rewards. He ropes in the rest of the Trotter clan, but then discovers that his old friend Slater of the Yard knows all about it.

The Trotters are bankrupt after bad investments and Del takes part in a TV game show to try and regain their fortune.

With the family fortune lost, Del Boy and Rodney attempt to raise some money with a deal involving a trip to France. However, they don't bargain on some unexpected cargo.

The mining ship Red Dwarf is an old tramp steamer, working around the moons of Saturn. It is five miles long and three miles wide, with a crew of 169. Within 24 hours, 168 of them will be dead.

Having accelerated for three million years, Red Dwarf breaks the light barrier and Rimmer sees a death in the future.

After becoming millionaires, the Trotters find themselves owing a large amount of money to the Inland Revenue. Now Del Boy and family have only two weeks to find some cash or they will be evicted from Nelson Mandela House. To cap it all, Cassandra is about to give birth and Trigger is behaving even more oddly than usual.

Lister wants to go on a date, with a dead console officer, and Rimmer wakes up with someone else's arm.

Lister `learns' Cat writing and discovers some startling facts.

The tranquil calm of Hammersmith is disturbed when Richie and Eddie capture a burglar and, despite having already called the police, decide to keep his loot for themselves.

When Richie buys an inflatable doll, he tries to conceal it from Eddie, but matters soon go horribly awry. Recorded live at the Mayflower Theatre in Southampton.

The tranquil calm of Hammersmith is disturbed when Richie and Eddie capture a burglar and, despite having already called the police, decide to keep his loot for themselves.

The outlaws must hustle on two fronts, with a captain of industry, and a member of the landed gentry. An audacious break-in is planned, and an imposter is heartbreakingly exposed.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Mainwaring's platoon runs into an abandoned steam engine on the route of a planned exercise.

Captain Mainwaring declares martial law when a bomb drops on the outskirts of Walmington-on-Sea.

During an exercise, Captain Mainwaring takes the role of a highly important secret agent but the regular army is not convinced.

Mainwaring is overjoyed when he is offered the use of a Rolls-Royce, but gets an unpleasant shock when it returns from its trip to be camouflaged.

Private Godfrey's cottage is to be demolished to make room for the new airstrip.

Mainwaring, in his capacity as bank manager, calls in Corporal Jones to explain why his account is always in the red.

The platoon is ordered to assist in the making of a training film, but Captain Mainwaring is disgusted to learn that his men will be playing the parts of Nazi soldiers.

Mrs Pike is astonished to discover that her son, the young private, has received his call-up papers. They must be desperate.

Mainwaring's Home Guard platoon decides to give a turkey dinner to the old-age pensioners of Walmington-on-Sea.

Mainwaring's bumbling team attempt to bring ashore a German aircraft crew who have bailed out into a nearby lake.

Mainwaring's platoon runs into an abandoned steam engine on the route of a planned exercise.

Captain Mainwaring declares martial law when a bomb drops on the outskirts of Walmington-on-Sea.

During an exercise, Captain Mainwaring takes the role of a highly important secret agent but the regular army is not convinced.

Mainwaring is overjoyed when he is offered the use of a Rolls-Royce, but gets an unpleasant shock when it returns from its trip to be camouflaged.

Private Godfrey's cottage is to be demolished to make room for the new airstrip.

Mainwaring, in his capacity as bank manager, calls in Corporal Jones to explain why his account is always in the red.

The platoon is ordered to assist in the making of a training film, but Captain Mainwaring is disgusted to learn that his men will be playing the parts of Nazi soldiers.

Mrs Pike is astonished to discover that her son, the young private, has received his call-up papers. They must be desperate.

Lister wants to go on a date, with a dead console officer, and Rimmer wakes up with someone else's arm.

Lister `learns' Cat writing and discovers some startling facts.

Mainwaring's Home Guard platoon decides to give a turkey dinner to the old-age pensioners of Walmington-on-Sea.

Mainwaring's bumbling team attempt to bring ashore a German aircraft crew who have bailed out into a nearby lake.

A mutated form of pneumonia causes Lister's hallucinations to become solid.

Rimmer has discovered how to duplicate himself, and leaves the quarters he shares with Lister to move in with himself.

With the aid of modern technology, the Linneker dating agency gives Richie the chance to achieve his life's ambition - to have sex, but will he succeed? If the plot flops, Eddie's on hand to take advantage.

When they find out that Queen Elizabeth is attending a parade in Hammersmith, Richie and Eddie try to invite Her Royal Highness to join them for supper. Of course not all goes according to plan.

With the aid of modern technology, the Linneker dating agency gives Richie the chance to achieve his life's ambition - to have sex, but will he succeed? If the plot flops, Eddie's on hand to take advantage.

Even with redemption seemingly in reach, the outlaws find their time running out, and the net closing around them.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Comedy starring Nigel Havers and Tony Britton as father-and-son doctors, one an idealist NHS GP and the other a money-mad Harley Street consultant.

Arkwright takes action when his corner shop is broken into and employs a large dog to guard his property. Unfortunately, the unruly creature is more successful at keeping customers at bay than frightening any burglars who may be about.

Boycie and Marlene are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

When closed circuit TV is installed at Grace Brothers, the staff begin to suspect that it is they who are being watched and not the customers.

Will the wellingtoned womaniser get his way? Nora Batty's visit to a person unknown forces Compo's hand. He decides to declare his undying love for her by saying it with flowers.

Compo recalls an old schoolboy custom to ascertain whether Foggy's war stories are true or not.

A mutated form of pneumonia causes Lister's hallucinations to become solid.

Rimmer has discovered how to duplicate himself, and leaves the quarters he shares with Lister to move in with himself.

Mainwaring's bumbling team attempt to bring ashore a German aircraft crew who have bailed out into a nearby lake.

Hyacinth takes long-suffering Richard on a weekend break to a golfing hotel, despite the fact that he doesn't like golf, hoping to play a round with the Major.

Arkwright takes action when his corner shop is broken into and employs a large dog to guard his property. Unfortunately, the unruly creature is more successful at keeping customers at bay than frightening any burglars who may be about.

Boycie and Marlene are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

When closed circuit TV is installed at Grace Brothers, the staff begin to suspect that it is they who are being watched and not the customers.

The visit of a minor royal means decisions have to be made. Stan, having met royalty before, just has to choose the right toupée. Anita is worried about presenting a smooth bustline, and Bren is desperate to clear the tables.

Hyacinth takes long-suffering Richard on a weekend break to a golfing hotel, despite the fact that he doesn't like golf, hoping to play a round with the Major.

Will the wellingtoned womaniser get his way? Nora Batty's visit to a person unknown forces Compo's hand. He decides to declare his undying love for her by saying it with flowers.

Compo recalls an old schoolboy custom to ascertain whether Foggy's war stories are true or not.

A mutated form of pneumonia causes Lister's hallucinations to become solid.

Rimmer has discovered how to duplicate himself, and leaves the quarters he shares with Lister to move in with himself.

Hyacinth takes long-suffering Richard on a weekend break to a golfing hotel, despite the fact that he doesn't like golf, hoping to play a round with the Major.

The platoon is ordered to assist in the making of a training film, but Captain Mainwaring is disgusted to learn that his men will be playing the parts of Nazi soldiers.

Lee takes advantage of Lucy's new-found skills as a relationship counsellor to patch things up with his father.

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Tony has a van and an electric blanket and Gary is happily stuck in a lift with Deborah.

Agnes is disappointed with Cathy when she decides to get a boob job to impress her boyfriend Professor Clowne. Agnes is also distinctly unimpressed with Buster when she meets the man he's hired to measure up her kitchen. Meanwhile, Professor Clowne has a life-changing proposal for Cathy, if he could only find the perfect moment to ask her his very important question.

Lee takes advantage of Lucy's new-found skills as a relationship counsellor to patch things up with his father.

Tony has a van and an electric blanket and Gary is happily stuck in a lift with Deborah.

Agnes is disappointed with Cathy when she decides to get a boob job to impress her boyfriend Professor Clowne. Agnes is also distinctly unimpressed with Buster when she meets the man he's hired to measure up her kitchen. Meanwhile, Professor Clowne has a life-changing proposal for Cathy, if he could only find the perfect moment to ask her his very important question.

A few months on, the outlaws still have time to serve on their sentences. But they discover the criminal underworld isn't done with them yet. Thrown out by her parents, Rani pitches up at Christian's, to the bemusement of Esme. Are the young outlaws ready for their relationship to reach the next level? Finally free of his tag, Frank faces a familiar choice - fly the coop or stand still for once in his life.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Tom's accommodation problems force him to book into the Royal Hotel - where his father is already staying.

Arkwright leaves his shop for a few hours to attend the funeral of a friend. Unfortunately, his thrifty nature doesn't allow him to buy a proper wreath but one the size of a button-hole.

Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Meanwhile, Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

The staff are outraged when management insists on closing down the store for redecoration - forcing them to take annual leave when they do not want to.

Marina is desperate to find a way to deliver her birthday present to her lover, Howard, without his wife finding out. She threatens Clegg with an unwanted kiss unless he helps her deliver the outsize love token to the henpecked philanderer. Inevitably Compo and Foggy are drawn in.

Compo displays his musical prowess, prompted by the number of musical bands in the valley.

Bren's mother causes mayhem in the office with her ill-considered romance with toyboy Clint, and how can Stan hose down his bins with her caravan in the way?

Pregnancy scares and stray branflakes upset everyone but Tony and Bren. What more can go wrong? Can Philippas' bright idea of inviting everyone's mother to the canteen for a tea party really raise the mood?

Hyacinth finds herself faced with one problem after another, all of which seem to centre around her family.

The platoon is ordered to assist in the making of a training film, but Captain Mainwaring is disgusted to learn that his men will be playing the parts of Nazi soldiers.

Arkwright leaves his shop for a few hours to attend the funeral of a friend. Unfortunately, his thrifty nature doesn't allow him to buy a proper wreath but one the size of a button-hole.

Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Meanwhile, Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

The staff are outraged when management insists on closing down the store for redecoration - forcing them to take annual leave when they do not want to.

The platoon is ordered to assist in the making of a training film, but Captain Mainwaring is disgusted to learn that his men will be playing the parts of Nazi soldiers.

Hyacinth finds herself faced with one problem after another, all of which seem to centre around her family.

Marina is desperate to find a way to deliver her birthday present to her lover, Howard, without his wife finding out. She threatens Clegg with an unwanted kiss unless he helps her deliver the outsize love token to the henpecked philanderer. Inevitably Compo and Foggy are drawn in.

Compo displays his musical prowess, prompted by the number of musical bands in the valley.

Pregnancy scares and stray branflakes upset everyone but Tony and Bren. What more can go wrong? Can Philippas' bright idea of inviting everyone's mother to the canteen for a tea party really raise the mood?

The works do becomes incredibly formal and mock-Japanese. Everything goes well for Bren until her mother turns up and gets stuck into the sake.

Hyacinth finds herself faced with one problem after another, all of which seem to centre around her family.

Mrs Pike is astonished to discover that her son, the young private, has received his call-up papers. They must be desperate.

In a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark, spooky forest.

Lister and Rimmer finally arrive back on Earth - only to discover time is behaving rather strangely.

The crew of Red Dwarf are forced to abandon ship, and Lister and Rimmer find themselves stranded on an arctic moon with only a pot noodle and a tin of dog food between them.

The saddest man on Earth has a birthday. Can it get any worse? Richie discovers to his cost that it can.

Agnes is desperate for a holiday but can't find anyone to look after Grandad. It seems her only option is to convince a Health Inspector that Grandad is losing his marbles.

Gary wants to kill Tony's brother and girlfriend when they come to stay, until he finds out that her parents have a villa in Spain. Sandwiches and fluffy towels for the special house guests rapidly follow.

In a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark, spooky forest.

Agnes is desperate for a holiday but can't find anyone to look after Grandad. It seems her only option is to convince a Health Inspector that Grandad is losing his marbles.

Gary wants to kill Tony's brother and girlfriend when they come to stay, until he finds out that her parents have a villa in Spain. Sandwiches and fluffy towels for the special house guests rapidly follow.

In order to stay alive, the outlaws consider an unlikely, and dangerous, way of making money. Meanwhile, two familiar detectives turn their attention to a certain London kingpin.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Meanwhile, Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

Tom disagrees with Toby's assumption that he will be moving into his son's flat when the fire-damage is repaired.

Arkwright has a sales drive when he over-orders on the apple front.

Boycie uncovers some shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

Mr Humphries displays his ability to read palms, as the staff of Grace Brothers battle it out for promotion.

Foggy's new-found interest in camcorders causes consternation among some country ramblers. His prying lens also catches Howard and Marina in a compromising situation.

Compo, Clegg and Foggy prove that the invention of the wheel might not have been such a good idea after all.

Lister and Rimmer finally arrive back on Earth - only to discover time is behaving rather strangely.

Hyacinth finds herself faced with one problem after another, all of which seem to centre around her family.

Hyacinth is not looking forward to Onslow's birthday celebrations, but news that a limousine awaits her and Richard to take them to the proceedings soon changes her mind.

Mrs Pike is astonished to discover that her son, the young private, has received his call-up papers. They must be desperate.

Arkwright has a sales drive when he over-orders on the apple front.

Boycie uncovers some shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

Mr Humphries displays his ability to read palms, as the staff of Grace Brothers battle it out for promotion.

Mrs Pike is astonished to discover that her son, the young private, has received his call-up papers. They must be desperate.

Hyacinth is not looking forward to Onslow's birthday celebrations, but news that a limousine awaits her and Richard to take them to the proceedings soon changes her mind.

Foggy's new-found interest in camcorders causes consternation among some country ramblers. His prying lens also catches Howard and Marina in a compromising situation.

Compo, Clegg and Foggy prove that the invention of the wheel might not have been such a good idea after all.

Lister and Rimmer finally arrive back on Earth - only to discover time is behaving rather strangely.

The crew of Red Dwarf are forced to abandon ship, and Lister and Rimmer find themselves stranded on an arctic moon with only a pot noodle and a tin of dog food between them.

Hyacinth is not looking forward to Onslow's birthday celebrations, but news that a limousine awaits her and Richard to take them to the proceedings soon changes her mind.

Private Godfrey's cottage is to be demolished to make room for the new airstrip.

When Lucy decides it's time to have a baby she's surprised to find the whole family taking a personal interest in the conception.

A genetic mutant is set loose aboard Red Dwarf and submits the crew to a gruesome 24-hour nightmare.

After the circuitry on Red Dwarf goes haywire and the self-destruct sequence is triggered, only Lister can save the day.

Richie and Eddie set out to satisfy their desires with a scent guaranteed to make them irresistible to women.

When Lucy decides it's time to have a baby she's surprised to find the whole family taking a personal interest in the conception.

Gary wants to leave Dorothy - until she decides to leave him - while Dermot has fallen in love with their new neighbour. What will she make of him?