Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) have a showdown at a local comedy club to determine who is the funnier Foxworthy.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) struggles to remain calm when Karen (Anita Barone) goes into labor during Wayne and Deedee's (Jay Mohr, Michelle Clunie) wedding.

Mayhem ensues when Livie Ann demands that Jeff, Bill and the others at the loading dock take a confrontation seminar.

Having moved his family back to his hometown of Briarton, Ga., Jeff is upset when his wife, Karen, seems unimpressed with everything.

Herman slips in to visit hospitalized Eddie, who is having his tonsils removed.

The Munsters unknowingly rent their spare bedroom to a policeman.

When Abishola puts her foot down about Dele not going to Nigeria with his father, Dele rebels against her for the very first time.

Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding.

Murdoch must prove Brackenreid's innocence when he's framed for murder by a vengeful foe.

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Jonathan cannot reunite a couple because he has fallen for the woman.

Jonathan and Mark journey back in time to save Mark's grandfather's (John McLiam) farm from repossession.

Eddie takes over the wheel for his ailing friend -- a NASCAR driver -- and Malcolm inadvertently places a large bet on Eddie.

Eddie coaches Malcolm's basketball team in an effort to impress Nicolette by beating her boyfriend's team.

Steve's (Steve Harvey) shy niece, Allison (guest star Megalyn Echikunwoke), is transformed by a makeover while visiting her uncle.

Lovita's (Terri J. Vaughn) feisty great-aunt (guest star Aloma Wright) comes to visit; Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) gives Romeo (Merlin Santana) the hall monitor job. With Steve Harvey, Lori Beth Denberg and William Lee Scott.

Mark winds up on stage when he organizes the school talent show.

Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete) schemes to get Mark (Mark Curry) a command performance by the Harlem Globetrotters (guest starring as themselves).

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to see Fran's (Fran Drescher) concealed tattoo, while her mother (Renee Taylor) suggests that Dr. Roberts (John Astin) remove it.

Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars.

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne.

Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.

When Dan goes head-to-head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Trevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead.

Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him.

Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit.

Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman calls his hotline for virgins and is on the verge of giving in.

Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.

The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives.

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.

Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album.

After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis.

Maggie receives a party invitation, so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition.

When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse.

Dottie makes an unexpected connection when she meets a fellow stroke survivor at physical therapy; Bob and Douglas try to keep tabs on Christina while she's away at an emotional wellness spa.

Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi.

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A college basketball star must face his illiteracy when a heart condition denies him a scholarship.

A dying woman tries to reconcile with her stern father for the sake of her illegitimate daughter.

The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddie's infant cousin draws women.

Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis.

Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) helps Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric the Entertainer) plan a bachelor party; Bullethead (William Lee Scott) falls for his Internet pen pal. Guest Star: Nikki Cox.

Unnatural events in Steve's (Steve Harvey) apartment may keep him from the Funk Café's grand opening. Guest star: Robin Yvette Allen.

A basketball rivalry between Oakbridge High and a crosstown school gets out of hand. With Mark Curry.

A run of bad luck prompts Mark to think his new car is cursed.

Fran misses the Sheffield estate when she takes Val on a Caribbean vacation in the middle of hurricane season.

Fran (Fran Drescher) encourages the widow (Pamela Lee) of her former fiancé to begin dating again. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.

Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.

Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game.

Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.

The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.

Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show.

Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, "Psycho Dad."

Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck.

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.

Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancée, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her.

C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a "Jeopardy!" contestant.

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

Bob enlists Tunde's help to buy an engagement ring, but his plans to propose to Abishola are upended by her belief that a traditional marriage is more trouble than it's worth.

Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source.

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Jonathan's guidance helps the romance of a quadriplegic lawyer (James Troesh) and Mark's cousin (Margie Impert).

Jonathan arranges an exchange between a pitiless millionaire and a kind vagrant.

Malcolm ends up in the hospital after a fight with Eddie over switching bedrooms.

Friends try to reconcile the feuding Malcolm and Eddie by getting them to take a look at their shared past.

Steve (Steve Harvey) declines running for the Teacher of the Year award so Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") can win.

Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") test lie-detector bracelets with not-so-good results.

Mark (Mark Curry) must settle a lover's quarrel when he wants to buy a classic car from an elderly man. With Saundra Quarterman.

Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete) demands some answers when Mark (Mark Curry) repeatedly sabotages her dates with her new beau (guest star Willie Gault).

The man of Fran's (Fran Drescher) dreams, a handsome, young doctor, turns out to be her first cousin (Jon Stewart).

Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a burden to her dating friends when her therapist (Spalding Gray) convinces her to stop dating.

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticizes Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard.

Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.

The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat.

Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament.

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.

An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past.

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family.

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

Kemi leans on Abishola after an argument with Chukwuemeka, disrupting her and Bob's engagement celebration; Dottie gives Douglas a new job at MaxDot.

A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas.

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An 11-year-old child actress manipulates parents and co-workers.

A widow will lose her home to corporate developers unless neighbors step up to help.

Malcolm's sister Maura (JoNell Kennedy) comes to stay when she gets fired and dumped in the same week.

Eddie's pal, a former NASCAR driver, is crazier than he thinks.

Regina teaches a television producer how to dance; a famous photographer wants to take pictures of Lovita.

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) goes overboard in her quest to win a choir competition. With Steve Harvey.

Mark and Vanessa (Mark Curry, Holly Robinson Peete) discover their feelings for each other run very deep after they try to break up.

Mark (Mark Curry) plans a romantic way of proposing marriage to Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete).

Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.

A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer.

Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.

Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.

Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.

Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.

Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée.

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.

Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor.

When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation; Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building.

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A widower (Lew Ayres) pines away in a rest home, until his grandson and Jonathan give him jogging shoes.

Guilt plagues a policeman who shot a teenager brandishing an empty gun.

Nicolette asks Malcolm and Eddie to help her boyfriend, Stanley (John Salley), pop the question.

Malcolm and Eddie reconsider their bachelorhood when they learn of an old friend's upcoming marriage.

Steve's old flame visits for a benefit, but shocking news prevents the rekindling of their relationship.

Steve gets writer's block while trying to compose a song for Black History Month; Lovita wants Cedric's forgiveness.

After Vanessa accepts his proposal, Mark is pressured to find a ring that fits his budget and her taste.

Geneva plans to move out, prompting Mark to enlist the help of Tyler's young relatives to convince her to stay.

A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer.

Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared.

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.

Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.

Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.

Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.

After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.

In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring.

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

When Big Jim's girlfriend kicks him out, he quickly finds another, leaving Jeff baffled as to what attracts women to his dad.

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

Jeff and Big Jim are arrested after taking the children into the woods to chop down a Christmas tree.

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

For the sake of Bob's health, Bob and Abishola try reducing stress by taking a day off together; Christina is boss for the day at MaxDot; Gloria steps in to care for Dottie.

When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well; Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone, but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome.

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A playboy goes against his father's wishes when he chooses a bride.

Learning she has cancer, Lizzy tells Garth their elopement was a mistake.

A retired actress/dancer stages her wealthy husband's suicide after he refuses to finance her Broadway comeback.

A cunning advertising consultant leading a double life as a spy tries to cover up the details of a homicide.

A magician claims an airtight alibi -- being sealed in a tank of water -- in the murder of a blackmailing associate.

Frasier and Martin fall for the boys' childhood sitter (Wendie Malick); Niles begins to show symptoms of anxiety.

Frasier feels like a fifth wheel at dinner with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee (Wendie Malick); Roz is determined to find a romantic partner for Frasier.

When Frasier overhears his dad's new girlfriend make a date with another man, Martin accuses him of eavesdropping; Niles and Daphne attempt to book the premier nursery-artist in Seattle.

Niles is shocked when Maris, his ex-wife, re-enters his life; patients exasperate Frasier when he returns to private practice.

An American chess champion plays a private match with his challenger and kills him because the man is a better player.

Twins (Martin Landau in a dual role) kill their wealthy uncle just before his marriage to a younger woman.

Florus is dismayed to find out that the real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food.

Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) grow concerned when Matt's teacher (guest star Christine Rose) reports problems at school. With Haley Joel Osment.

Karen invites Bill's ex-wife to dinner, and Jeff gets too much information about his best friend's failed marriage.

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on "Take Your Kids to Work Day."

Karen (Ann Cusack) tries to end a long-standing family feud between Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his archenemy, Lyle Rafferty (guest star Tim McGraw).

To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.

Herman develops amnesia when he is hit on the head by a 300-pound safe falling from a building.

Grandpa tries to turn a frog into a beau for Marilyn.

Herman must regain his license to accept a promotion as driver of the hearse at the funeral parlor.

A local DJ wants to make Herman a singing star.

Murdoch investigates the stabbing death of a doomsayer on the eve of Halley's comet.

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As counselors at a camp for youths with cancer, Jonathan and Mark help a teenage ex-athlete.

While most of the campers find contentment, Jonathan encourages Jason's reluctant father to join in.

Dylan Dreyer takes a look at social animals who love being part of a crowd, a pack, a troop or a flock.

The team comes together to make some new world records and take back old ones; Wham, Thunder and Hammer head to New Orleans to meet kids who have fallen in line to learn the drum line; Cheese breaks down the science behind his famous Granny shot.

Sheinelle Jones adventures into the wild to discover how baby animals spend their summers, have fun and beat the heat.

Sheinelle Jones embarks on a tour of the African savanna to see the unbelievable creature kids that make up this stunning wilderness.

Peter and Dr. Rae adventure through Florida to discover the results of a new wildlife corridor protecting animal migration and endangered species recovery, learning how vital it is to species like the Florida panther, black bear, alligator and more.

Peter and Dr. Rae are on their biggest adventure yet with the largest fish in the ocean: whale sharks; Peter helps researchers gather data about whale shark health; Dr. Rae helps scientists monitor whale sharks at the U.S.'s largest aquarium.

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

Niles is fingered as an accomplice when his ex-wife is arrested for the murder of her Latin lover.

Lilith's (Bebe Neuwirth) friend sets her up on a blind date with Frasier; Niles and Daphne urge Martin to get rid of his gun.

The media frenzy surrounding Maris' murder trial gives Niles celebrity, making Frasier increasingly jealous.

Niles sets out to prove to his father that he has a wild side; Frasier finds his son's appearance startling; Eddie stars in a promotion for Seattle; Roz dates a store Santa.

Station staffers vie to lose the most weight for charity; Eddie observes a pigeon; Daphne keeps injuring Niles in her sleep.

Fearing a lawsuit, Frasier takes in Ann (Julia Sweeney); Niles attempts to stop an embarrassing portrait of himself from being published.

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Karen (Ann Cusack) questions the elaborate funeral arrangements planned for the old family dog. With Jeff Foxworthy, G.W. Bailey.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill.

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.

When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former titleholder steals the trophy.

Herman causes a major crisis when he chastises Spot for tracking mud into the house.

Herman and Grandpa discover a clue to the pirate treasure hidden in their backyard.

When Abishola puts her foot down about Dele not going to Nigeria with his father, Dele rebels against her for the very first time.

Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding.

Murdoch suspects malfeasance and murder in the apparent drowning of a military recruit.

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Jonathan performs a miracle for the hard-working daughter of a struggling theatrical agent.

Jonathan (Michael Landon) enlists the help of a con man when Mark (Victor French) is tricked into selling his soul to Satan.

Unexpected guests cause problems at a surprise party for Marcus (Charlie Robinson).

Malcolm's plan to renovate McGee's hits a snag when the contractor he hires knows Eddie from the Navy.

Steve (Steve Harvey) uses Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) sympathy to his advantage after hurting his foot moving her couch.

A daunting interview for the position of vice principal derails Steve's confidence; Cedric pops the question to Lovita.

Mark tries to impress Vanessa's parents so they'll pay for the wedding, but he ends up embarrassing himself.

Mark (Mark Curry) takes a second job as a security guard for a child star after Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete) is laid off.

Fran's one-day on the job as a nanny for a wealthy man's son results in the child prodigy giving up the piano.

The widow (guest star Pamela Lee) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) former fiancé lands a part in Fran's favorite soap opera. Peter Bergman, Shemar Moore, Melody Thomas Scott and Hunter Tylo also guest star.

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success, but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk.

Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.

On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.

Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter.

Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.

Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.

Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).

Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.

Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.

George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Dottie makes an unexpected connection when she meets a fellow stroke survivor at physical therapy; Bob and Douglas try to keep tabs on Christina while she's away at an emotional wellness spa.

Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi.

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Jonathan (Michael Landon) alerts the citizens of a small coastal town to the pollution dangers of a nearby factory. With Victor French.

When Jonathan is called away, Mark visits his former partner and uncovers a family secret; guest Shannen Doherty.

Tim agrees to help Malcolm find a doctor to remove his tattoo, as long as Malcolm takes Tim's sister out on a date.

With Malcolm in love and Eddie considering a job offer in another city, the guys decide to dissolve their partnership.

Steve signs up gorgeous twins (Rosey and Renee Tenison) to replace Cedric and Lovita as his roommates.

Steve and Regina clash when they share an office; Cedric loses his sex drive after a computer program predicts that his and Lovita's child will be ugly.

Mark (Mark Curry) masquerades as a masseuse at a spa in order to spy on Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete).

After the DJ pulls a no-show at the school dance, Mark must fill in even though Vanessa expects him at the ballet.

Fran (Fran Drescher) realizes just how much she misses her mother when Sylvia (Renee Taylor) buys a condo in Boca Raton, Fla. Guest stars: Miss Universe Alicia Machado and Miss USA Brook Lee.

Fran (Fran Drescher) hopes to turn Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business trip to London into a romantic getaway for the two of them. Celine Dion appears as herself.

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.

Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.

Al and archenemy Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a "Women of Trumaine" calendar.

Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale.

Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging.

Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a little mistake.

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.

Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.

Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.

Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.

Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher.

Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way.

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law.

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An actor (Lorne Greene) believes he saw God sitting in the third row, next to Jonathan; guest David Spielberg.

Mark is caught in the middle of a family crisis when a friend's teenage daughter learns she is adopted.

After one of the guys is jilted, they recall their first meeting, after Eddie had been left at the altar by his bride-to-be.

Malcolm and Eddie must outsmart a slick landlord to get Malcolm's former bar back.

Steve (Steve Harvey) woos a beautiful woman (guest star Kellita Smith) by pretending to be blind; Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) discovers Cedric's (Cedric "The Entertainer") secret locked box.

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) drives Steve (Steve Harvey) "buggy" when she moves in with him while her apartment is being fumigated.

Mark (Mark Curry) challenges the coach (Cheryl Miller) of the girls' basketball team to a game of one-on-one.

Mark pretends to be a fortuneteller at a school fund-raiser and is coerced into holding a seance by a man who believes his powers are real.

Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks she has finally landed Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy), but a visit from her cousin (Roseanne) soon puts a stop to that.

Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.

Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.

Al's noisy attempts to build Lucky a doghouse force Marcy to sic the city inspector (Ian Patrick Williams) on him.

Al and Marcy object when Bud gets Kelly and Jefferson a gig playing the loving couple in a coffee commercial.

Kelly dates a UPS deliveryman who lives with his girlfriend and an odd assortment of dysfunctional friends.

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago.

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.