Carrie and Doug reminisce about their first Thanksgiving together, when Doug first met Arthur and his wife Lily.

Doug and Carrie babysit Deacon and Kelly's son Kirby, but he catches them in a compromising position on his parents' bed.

Doug and Deacon compete to play the best practical joke, and Arthur is offered a job at Carrie's office.

Robert and Amy convince their families that it would be fun to spend Thanksgiving together, but the day gets off to a bad start.

When the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the time that Ray wrecked his prized jazz record collection.

Frasier develops a friendship with Roz's new boyfriend, who then cheats them both.

A scheming Frasier works his way into hosting the annual televised Christmas parade, but is horrified to learn that his protégée Dr Mary is his co-host.

With just 22 points separating the McLaren duo, the championship battle heats up. And Austin's Circuit of the Americas is built for overtaking drama with its wide uphill charge to Turn 1.

Expert buyers Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz hunt down hidden relics and treasures across the USA. What will they find in a former firefighter's jam-packed sheds.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

In Spain, a family take a punt on a hotel, and a Yorkshire entrepreneur hopes to make a splash in hospitality. In France, a London couple take on an epic renovation project.

In the Devon countryside, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet collectors Derek and Daphne. Henry finds a very rare tractor, while Simon discovers a Raleigh Shopper bike.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Lizzie and Paul love the seaside town of Paphos on Cyprus's west coast. Can Ben Hillman find them the perfect holiday home for the whole family, including their 10 grandkids, for £125k.

Justin and Mel begin work on their hamlet in rural France, while Paul and Yip battle storms and burst riverbanks at their settlement in Normandy.

The new run continues. Artists Andrew and Diane host the week's first visit at their eclectic boutique accommodation in Devon, where one guest finds the facilities lacking.

In Cardiff, can Angharad's wonderfully Welsh night and harp performance strike the right chord with her guests.

Diane and Kieran look for a place in Mojácar, from a blue-door beauty with a cutesy courtyard to a complex giving all the beachside feels. Will they take the plunge and put in an offer.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Will AI really put a huge chunk of Britain's skilled workers out of a job? From health care to the law and more, Dispatches pits human versus machine. Who's the best worker.

Two fugitives stumble into a face-to-face with the hunters. In a new twist, £10k waits in a Birmingham library, there for the taking. Are any fugitives brave enough to go for it.

Joe Dix grew up in a loving family in a leafy Norfolk suburb. But the 18-year-old was groomed on social media by a county lines gang, and his life tragically spiralled out of control.

Year 11 feel the pressure building as the school year draws to a close. Mrs Ali works on attendance numbers. Year 10s Darcie and Alexa compete to become Head Girl.

Taut Dutch thriller from Walter Presents. A traumatised intelligence agent goes undercover to try to form a relationship with a suspected terrorist. Is he up to it? In Dutch/subs.

a chopsticks ladder, and a new low.

Extra Slice: Tom Davis, Amy Gledhill and Scarlette Douglas enjoy an egg-stra dollop of Meringue Week. Who suffered soufflé dismay? And whose stiff peaks impressed this week.

South Asian Film Season. Crime thriller. In a small town in Nepal, DI Pooja battles a tide of racial tension and misogyny to solve the case of two kidnapped boys. Nepali, Hindi/subs.

Jamie Oliver cooks a tasty aubergine burger, the quickest sesame-seared salmon supper, and chickpea and squash casserole that you can turn into a whole host of delicious dishes.

Tony and Diane's wedding is fast approaching. But Tony's got plenty of distractions to work his way through first, including pacifying a demanding Marie and a nostalgia-filled stag do.

Another chance to see yesterday's new episode, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Doug's Christmas present for Carrie is overshadowed by the one she gets from her boss. With recurring guest stars Ricki Lake and Lou Ferrigno.

Doug and Carrie don't want to go to their friends' wedding in Maryland, so they concoct an elaborate plan to fool them into thinking that they're there.

Doug sees a TV that's better than his 55-inch. When he finds out Carrie's boss has one, he schemes to get himself and the boys invited over to watch the Super Bowl.

Ray begins to resent how much time Debra is spending away from home when she helps to plan a recruitment party at Frank's lodge.

Ray and Debra inadvertently leave the twins home alone and are impressed with Ally when she takes care of them, so they offer her lots of other work.

After discovering that Debra places bets with the kids on his strange behaviour, Ray's disturbed to find out that his children think he's a 'doof'.

On the night of the SeaBee broadcasting awards, Frasier has an emotional crisis that makes him re-evaluate his entire life.

Frasier can't adjust to his 13-year-old son's new attitude, so forces Freddy to go camping with him and Martin in an attempt at male bonding.

After relying on the breakdown service one too many times, Frasier and Niles take a car maintenance class. And when Roz gets a puppy, Martin takes over the training.

Frasier and Niles try to revitalise the career of their boyhood actor idol, only to learn that he stinks. With Sir Derek Jacobi and Patrick Macnee.

Will expert buyers Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz want to rock and roll all night when they find masses of KISS merch in Nicky's barn? Plus: Mike goes for a test drive.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

In Spain, the bills rack up at a Lincolnshire family's hotel. In France, two holiday hosts are also feeling the pinch. And a Yorkshire entrepreneur faces a nightmare opening day.

Simon O'Brien and Max McMurdo meet retired haulier Jim in Worcestershire. Max wants to transform old air tanks into a sports car, while Simon turns some barrels into a bar bench.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Joanne and former bodybuilding champion Darren hope to find the perfect holiday home on Spain's eastern Costa del Sol. Can Jean Johansson find a strong enough contender for their £180k.

In France, Justin and Mel find their village in a tangle. And in Spain, Ben and Susana can finally open their hamlet restaurant to guests.

The new run continues. In Portsmouth, Mubi and Steve focus on fun and wellness at their luxury lodgings. Unfortunately, a maintenance mishap gets them off to a bad start.

In Cardiff, Claire hosts a cruise-themed night. But will her maiden voyage into vegan cooking hit rocky waters.

Ballroom dancer Neil craves a holiday home on Kefalonia. Can tantalising terraces, balconies in abundance and a flip-floppingly fab villa get him quickstepping to put in an offer.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

It's Dessert Week and the bakers make Spanish-style cheesecake, gluten-free sponge and a tricky trifle. Who'll have a wobble, and who'll be Basque-ing in glory.

Five teams are still in the race for £50k as the treasure hunt reaches Hiroshima. Partnerships are pushed to breaking point, and another duo are ditched at a dramatic coin count.

On the 'Box this time, Is It Cake, Too?, Hijack, Steph's Packed Lunch and Dr. Pimple Popper. As seen by Mo Gilligan, Jon Richardson, Gyles Brandreth, Melanie C and NDubz.

The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.

After a few near misses, one of the fugitives has gone solo and is feeling the pressure as the hunters prepare to clear him out. And will a bid for some home comforts backfire.

Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker kick off the 33rd series of the award-winning chat show with special guests Frank Skinner and Stevie Martin.

Can Gordon Ramsay fix Meson de Mesilla, a Tuscan-style hotel in Las Cruces, New Mexico, that's falling flat.

From radical rebuilds to awe-inspiring architecture, can ambitious self-builders make their bold property dreams come true.

an introduction to his classic satire from the golden age of Hindi cinema: Mr & Mrs 55.

South Asian Film Season. Guru Dutt's satirical comedy with Madhubala. An impoverished cartoonist falls in love with a woman who's about to inherit a huge estate. In Hindi/subs.

Another chance to see yesterday's new episode, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

At Deacon's paintball party, Doug's shocked to learn that Carrie finds Deacon attractive, and that Richie still has a thing for Doug's sister Stephanie.

Deacon has been seeing another woman.

Carrie goes on sex strike, and Arthur dates a woman who claims that she used to be Frank Sinatra's girlfriend.

Fed up with his wife's constant tardiness, Ray leaves Debra at home, rather than taking her to an awards ceremony.

Ray and Debra disagree over whether they should buy an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend's formal 13th birthday party.

After Robert takes a second job selling security systems, he reveals that he's been asked to join the firm and is mulling over retiring from the police force.

In homage to the romantic film Sliding Doors, two radically different versions of Frasier's love life unfold.

In a comedy of mistaken identity, Frasier intervenes to save station manager Kenny's marriage by diverting him from a rendezvous.

Frasier takes his dad and Niles to the basketball but can't believe his eyes when Niles is plucked out of the crowd and given the chance to win a big cash prize.

Frasier can't narrate Roz's ambitious space documentary, so she turns to legendary space hero and US senator John Glenn.

Can buyers Frank and Mike strike a deal on an elephant, an alligator and. Elvis? In New York, the boys find a trove of folk art and rare military memorabilia.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Holiday hosts in France have renovation fatigue. A family juggle personnel problems and hotel repairs in Spain. And a couple discover the perils of remote living in Italy.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet Sue, who's clearing out her late husband's antiques shop in north Wales. Henry finds a pedal car, while Simon takes a toy yacht.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Siblings Michael and Catherine are pooling their resources to buy a holiday home in Manilva on Spain's Costa del Sol. Jean Johansson shows them what £175k can buy.

Paul and Yip consider selling their Normandy village. And Roberto's record-breaking bridge linking two Italian ghost villages is almost ready to open.

The new run continues. Alicia hosts the third visit of the week at her B&B in West Sussex, where the relaxed mood is pierced at evening drinks by an argument over online reviews.

In Cardiff, Charlotte serves a homely hug of a dinner, but things turn spooky. Will the prize be no more than a ghostly apparition for Charlotte.

Phil and Paula scour Barcelona to bag a beloved bolthole. After viewing a place with the smallest sink in Spain, will they throw the kitchen sink at a place that feels like home.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

We revisit picky postcoder Rupreet and Sundeep at their ever-growing Harrow home, and Laura and Euan, who got their Glasgow gaff for £432,100 to mark the countdown to moving in.

Pep and Malene are building a modern Viking Hall in the Surrey Hills. Following Pep's cancer diagnosis, it's a race to create a house that cherishes their memories and life together.

Best Homes: Phil embarks on another VIP tour of The Land of the Long White Cloud's most luxurious properties, starting with three incredible beachside homes.

The show that takes a lavish peek into extraordinary properties. Broker Josh digs deep into his network to close a deal on an £80 million penthouse in Knightsbridge.

Two fugitives stumble into a face-to-face with the hunters. In a new twist, £10k waits in a Birmingham library, there for the taking. Are any fugitives brave enough to go for it.

Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs.

Dispatches: A Dispatches reporter goes undercover in a 999 control room to reveal the truth about overstretched ambulance services.

Tense drama about the excitement and danger that two Black women experience when they 'pass' as White in Prohibition-era America. Starring Tessa Thompson and Ruth Negga.

Professionals: In Manchester, BrewChimp Indian Social Club take on a battle of the BBQs between One Plus Chinese Restaurant and the Old School BBQ Bus's tantalising Texan.

Phil revisits Amber and spider-mad Martin, who were at a loss with their higgledy-piggledy Waterbeach semi. Where are they - and their spiders - now calling home.

Another chance to watch yesterday's new episode, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

After playing mud football, Doug dozes off in front of the TV and has some unusual dreams.

Doug regrets letting Arthur go to a cocktail lounge.

Thinking he's been offered a job at FedEx, Doug tries to renegotiate his package at work. Meanwhile, Carrie overdoes it with the fake tan.

Debra's hurt when Ray receives an honorary doctorate and thanks everyone except her in his acceptance speech.

Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it.

When the MacDougalls are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt to bond over a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle.

Frasier and Niles desperately search for a wealthy patron to lend support to the failing prep school they both attended.

Frasier resigns from his beloved wine club to avoid a conflict of interest when he begins a new radio show about wine.

Niles's romantic chances could be scuppered when Daphne's return sparks a squabble that could end it all.

Frasier seeks advice from his mentor, who seems more interested in Roz. Daphne tries to convince Niles that she's psychic.

A hotshot negotiator is determined to squeeze every last penny out of pickers Mike and Frank. And the guys visit a mountain home with its own jailhouse.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

In Italy, two foodies prepare a vegan banquet. In Greece, a couple set out to kickstart their food tours business. And a Yorkshire entrepreneur faces some life-changing decisions.

In Tiverton, the boys find a moped that brings back memories, and fight over a petrol gauge that Simon wants to upcycle into a clock.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Eileen from Birmingham wants the perfect holiday home on Spain's Mar Menor to take time out from her demanding job. Leah Charles-King shows her what £43.5k can buy.

After a crisis in confidence, Paul and Yip visit Italy to see other village projects first-hand. And Justin and Mel unearth a hidden document from World War I.

The new run continues. The week's final visit is to Marc and Matt's gastropub in Kent. The pair have been building expectations throughout the week - will their place live up to the hype.

In Cardiff, David hosts a vegan dining experience. Can he prove that you can have your cake and save the planet.

Sisters Ros and Elizabeth look for a magnifique place in Bergerac for £350k. Will a grand country home, picture-perfection or a place ticking boxes by the minute have the je ne sais quoi.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

On Kawau Island, George discovers a stunning home crafted around a love of timber, a characterful circular sanctuary perched on craggy cliffs, and a classic 'bach'.

Ania Magliano spews up some blue jelly, Sanjeev Bhaskar requests a comfort break and Maisie Adam squawks like an exotic bird, while Alex Horne gets to wear an important hat.

It's Dessert Week and the bakers make Spanish-style cheesecake, gluten-free sponge and a tricky trifle. Who'll have a wobble, and who'll be Basque-ing in glory.

It's Jon Richardson and Asim Chaudhry v Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Lucy Pearman + Susie Dent = Dictionary Corner. Jimmy hosts. Rachel's on letters and numbers.

In Oregon, Gordon Ramsay tries to rescue the Applegate River Lodge, which is around $1 million in debt. Can he help the owners turn their fortunes around.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue Ashley's 1992 VW Corrado, which has been rotting away since Ashley fell ill. Can the boys bring some joy back to Ashley's life.

Blake Lively and Jude Law star in Reed Morano's thriller from the producers of 007. A woman seeks vengeance on the people who killed her family.

Professionals: In Newcastle, Namaste Indian Restaurant and Club Prosecco Lounge take on Pigalos' finger-licking messy works of art and fish and chip restaurant Balls of Prudhoe.

Kirstie Allsopp helps Hannah and Andy transform their suburban semi into a wonderland.

In East Grinstead, Lucy and Lynton are at loggerheads over their three-bed semi. Can Kirstie sort out the disjointed downstairs, or will Phil find a hidden gem.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Deacon's upset when Kelly goes on a date.

Doug's sister is jealous when their parents ask Doug to sign a document giving him responsibility to decide when to 'pull the plug' if they ever get very ill.

Carrie refuses to have a shared garden with the neighbours, so they spite her by building a swimming pool, which proves too tempting for Doug.

When Robert tells Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.

A modelling agent tells Robert that he has a unique look and convinces him to pose for headshots with their in-house photographer.

A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's, and everyone is surprised when he and Frank fondly embrace.

Frasier agrees to escort his former high school prom queen to her surprise birthday party, but his goal is to spend time with her attractive friend.

Frasier tutors Lorna's son Kirby in exchange for a date with Claire, while Roz gets a day off as a reward for taking Kirby to the prom.

Frasier comforts a crestfallen husband whose house has been put up for sale after his wife abandoned him, taking the children with her.

Frasier's horrified when he learns that Martin, Niles and Daphne are going to accompany him on his trip to Belize with Claire.

Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz visit a 135-year-old opera house packed with vintage Americana. And in Colorado Springs, a junkyard home is a bonanza of rusty gold.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Business is booming for two gastronomic tour guides in Greece. A couple's Italian wilderness retreat plans are threatened. And a family roll out a new menu at their Spanish hotel.

In north Wales, Henry Cole finds an antique cannon in Sue and Josh's storage shed, while Simon O'Brien discovers a croquet set in need of restoration.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Running enthusiasts Mark and Sally dream of owning a home in Greece's eastern Peloponnese. Will any of Jasmine Harman's options for their £200k get their hearts racing.

Roberto's bridge finally opens to the public in Italy, Paul and Yip risk it all to prevent their barn from collapsing, and there's a fishy fiesta at Ben and Susana's village.

The new run continues. Will one guest's pernickety protests about a path prove pivotal in providing a plaque-winner on payment day? It's all kicking off.

In Cardiff, wise-cracking chiropractor Pete bends over backwards to impress his guests with some locally sourced fare.

Jackie and Delroy see what Marbella has to offer for their £600k, from a skinny-dipping suppresser and a house with curves for days, to a home built into the hills with panoramic views.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

South Africa's Slay Queens: In Johannesburg, a look into the world of slay queens - a controversial new generation of women monetising South Africa's dating culture.

An Extra Slice: Paul Hollywood, Harry Hill and Melvin Odoom enjoy Dessert Week. Whose Spanish cheesecake had them Basque-ing in glory? And whose trifle was an eyeful.

The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.

Is it OK if Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker satirically swipe at the week's news with Richard Ayoade, Laura Smyth and Catherine Bohart? Well they're going to anyway.

Funny, frank and unapologetically filthy - everyone's favourite potty mouth Sarah Millican talks about road rage, IBS, rescue men, what can happen at a bra fitting, and more.

Billy Eichner stars in the first studio gay romcom as a cynical monogamophobe who - in spite of himself - might just fall in love with hunky Hallmark Channel alumnus Luke Macfarlane.

Gordon visits Mississipp to rescue the failing Hotel Chester. The owner has 40 years' experience in the hotel industry but struggles to make his establishment work.

In Rochdale, Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue former amateur rally driver Alan's Opel Manta GTE. Can they re-ignite Alan's spark.

Kirstie Allsopp and the team help a Southbourne couple jazz up their living room, hall and bedroom for next to nothing.

The first host in Edinburgh, events manager Peter, hopes to deliver a show-stopping night for his four unsuspecting guests. Will a gospel choir get them on their feet.

On night two in Edinburgh, Alison plans a ju-jitsu-themed surprise for her entertainment, and Cynthia charms Gary by telling him what she can do with a mango.

Edinburgh. Beautician Cynthia Gentle hopes to impress her guests with a 1950s glamour dress code and an international menu, which includes crocodile as part of the main course.

Edinburgh. Healthcare worker Rena is planning a decadent menu. But it's Cynthia who raises eyebrows when she brings one of Rena's bedroom toys out at the table.

Edinburgh. Security boss Gary rigs his dining room with spy equipment so that all of his guests' whims are catered for. Meanwhile, Alison and Peter continue to bicker.

Sam's delighted when an old baseball teammate arrives to film a sports report about him, but his ego's shattered when he's abandoned mid-interview.

Coach can't understand why his daughter puts up with her slick, unscrupulous, offensive fiancé.

Diane's dismayed when her old college friend Rebecca turns up at Cheers on the rebound from an unhappy love affair and tries to make a date with Sam.

Norm hosts a Roman toga party at Cheers, but when his handsome, womanising boss takes a shine to Diane, Norm's job could be in jeopardy.

Robert and Ray end up with the mother of all guilt trips when they decide not to help Marie with a home project so that they can land a prime spot on the golf course.

Frank and Marie announce that they're moving into a retirement home and sell their house to Robert and Amy.

Ray and Debra are shocked to discover that Frank and Marie are going to be thrown out of their apartment.

As Frasier returns from a disastrous trip to Belize with his family, he faces the ghosts of past loves.

Unsure about whether to end his relationship with his current girlfriend, Frasier is plagued with unwanted advice from his exes.

Daphne encounters the green-eyed monster when she learns that Niles is counselling an attractive patient who's obsessed with him.

Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win the lottery, but Carl runs off to Iceland with the winnings.

A trendy new reverend recruits Homer as a deacon. Dry cleaners accidentally swap Marge's wedding dress for one of Krusty's clown costumes.

Bart doesn't want to go to piano lessons, until he meets his beautiful teacher. Homer loses the last two hairs on his head.

Manuel and his son Marvyn are looking for the perfect holiday home in Alicante for their whole family to enjoy. Can Leah Charles-King deliver the dream with their £130k budget.

Dazzling décor, a super night's sleep and an eggcellent breakfast impress most - but not all - of the guests at Antoinette and Carmen's Seacrest Hotel in Portsmouth.

Best mates Glenn and Leon host at The White Horse Hotel in Storrington, West Sussex. There are hair-raising concerns and damp discoveries, which are too close for comfort for some guests.

Husband and wife Mike and Del offer a real taste of Wales at Deri-Down Guesthouse in Abergavenny. But there are bed blunders and the pre-order breakfast gets a grilling.

Margaret and her son Fraser host at Royle Farm B&B in Burton-on-Trent. Some guests fixate on the fantastical furniture, while others feel askew about the view.

It's the final day and the B&Bers meet for one last time to settle some scores. After bedtime blues and follicle findings are aired, the payments are revealed and the winner is announced.

a glamping pod in a Danish forest.

It's Dessert Week and the bakers make Spanish-style cheesecake, gluten-free sponge and a tricky trifle. Who'll have a wobble, and who'll be Basque-ing in glory.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

In Bulgaria, Land of Roses, Bettany explores underwater ruins and prehistoric paintings, and visits remnants of the Roman and Ottoman eras and a Thracian festival.

From Whitby to Pickering, aerial views of the stunning North Yorkshire Moors Railway reveal the Stephenson steam revolution's profound impact.

Thriller. Denzel Washington stars as an ex-soldier who comes out of retirement to help a teenage sex worker who's been assaulted by her pimp.

Steve McQueen's thriller follows the widows of some serious criminals as they mount a daring heist. The star-studded cast includes Viola Davis, Colin Farrell and Michelle Rodriguez.

Gordon Ramsay visits West Dover in Vermont, where a dog-friendly hotel is run like a hostel - with unpaid staff, instead of paying guests, staying in the rooms.

The drivers take on one of the toughest Qualifying sessions of the season. Who will conquer the high-octane, high-altitude challenge? Ariana Bravo and Alice Powell present.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend visit Dorset to fix up a Mk2 R. It belongs to carpenter Mike, who gave up work to support his son who had a terrible accident.

Jamie Oliver cooks super-speedy smoked salmon pasta, a loaded beef burger with sweet red peppers, pickles and mustard, and gorgeously soft and sticky toffee apple buns.

In Poole, Sue and Roy are at an impasse over their four-bed chalet bungalow, complete with a pool! Roy loves the space they have, but Sue's ready to downsize.

Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win the lottery, but Carl runs off to Iceland with the winnings.

A trendy new reverend recruits Homer as a deacon. Dry cleaners accidentally swap Marge's wedding dress for one of Krusty's clown costumes.

Bart doesn't want to go to piano lessons, until he meets his beautiful teacher. Homer loses the last two hairs on his head.

Carla and Diane stop bickering when Diane admits that she needs a friend, but Carla can't resist the temptation to take advantage of her vulnerability.

Coach develops a foolproof technique for wooing women and astonishes everyone with his success, including Sam, who becomes his rival for neighbour Nina.

Sam's old baseball teammate Rick hits a run of bad form, so Sam lends him his good luck charm. But as Rick's game improves, Sam's luck changes for the worse.

The bar's visited by an octogenarian who's the only arrival for his WWI squad reunion, and an awkward young man seeking a fun night before becoming a monk.

Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.

Ray informs an incensed Debra that the Parent Teacher Association have criticised her dress sense.

Debra wants Ally to pay more attention at school after she gets a poor mark, but Ray thinks that her teacher may be to blame.

The drivers take on one of the toughest Qualifying sessions of the season. Who will conquer the high-octane, high-altitude challenge? Ariana Bravo and Alice Powell present.

Sigrid, Stephen Moyer, Hollyoaks's James Redmond and music from She She She.

Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mum.

Homer teaches a marriage guidance class but divulges a load of secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. Or the tree house, at least.

Bart is witness when Mayor Quimby's nephew is falsely accused of assaulting a French butler. But to testify, he has to admit to skipping school.

Spooky animated caper with Maggie Gyllenhaal and Steve Buscemi. A young boy and his babysitter spy on the creepy neighbour. Did he really eat his wife.

More madcap monster-based animated escapades, with Andy Samberg and Selena Gomez's voices. Ever wondered what an ancient vampire would look like if he were human? Wonder no more.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

This Secret History documentary reveals the extent of the Duke of Windsor's collaboration with Nazi Germany during World War II - and the establishment attempt to cover it up.

Train that Changed the World: To celebrate 200 years of rail travel, Guy helps rebuild the world's most important train as he joins a recreation of the first ever passenger rail ride.

Two of the fugitives plunge headlong into a high-stakes race against the hunters. Another pair of runners head for home for a family get together that leaves them horribly exposed.

Edgar Wright's horror with Thomasin McKenzie, Anya Taylor-Joy and Matt Smith. A fashion student's transported back to Swinging-60s London. But nostalgia's not what it used to be.

Verstappen took the win in Texas, taking a step closer to the McLaren duo in the standings. Norris took eight points out of Piastri's lead. Will there be a shuffle at the top in Mexico.

Five teams are still in the race for £50k as the treasure hunt reaches Hiroshima. Partnerships are pushed to breaking point, and another duo are ditched at a dramatic coin count.

Gordon checks in to Murphys Historic Hotel in northern California, where the owners are distracted from business by the party going on in the rowdy bar.

A quick peek at some of the Strawbridges' best moments at the chateau, from series seven.

Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mum.

Homer teaches a marriage guidance class but divulges a load of secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. Or the tree house, at least.

Bart is witness when Mayor Quimby's nephew is falsely accused of assaulting a French butler. But to testify, he has to admit to skipping school.

In Edinburgh, Gary and Bill are torn over their four-bed home set in the grounds of a graveyard. Bill loves its quirkiness, but Gary hates the higgledy-piggledy layout.

Another chance to catch Friday's new episode, with Les Dennis in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Uncle Stu asks Doug to get his son Danny a job at IPS, but Doug doesn't want to work with his cousin. Arthur takes part in film audience research.

Carrie's shocked to discover that she's pregnant. And, with characteristic bad timing, Arthur wants Doug to build him a bathroom in the basement.

Doug struggles to hold down two jobs to save money for the baby's arrival. And Arthur still wants a new bathroom.

Debra and Marie pressure Ray and Frank to join Robert at one of his therapy sessions. Instead, they head to the racetrack.

Debra invites her divorced parents over for Thanksgiving. When Ray walks in on them making love, he and Debra mistakenly assume that they're getting back together.

While Martin prepares for his first night's work as a security guard, Frasier, Niles and the gang fuss over who will have to walk Eddie.

Frasier hosts a party for the staff at the radio station to boost his popularity. Roz dates a waste collector.

Will McLaren continue their winning streak, or will Max Verstappen strike back in style? F1 heads to one of the world's most vibrant cities to find out. With Ariana Bravo and Alice Powell.

The deals are flying in Colorado when a property proves plentiful. Mike bids big on a 1961 Messerschmitt. And will Danielle sell the guys' rare Fiat cutaway car.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

In Spain, three friends plan to open a cocktail bar, but there are building delays. A house sale and water supply woes threaten the opening of a wedding venue in Alicante.

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole find a gramophone and restyle a stowaway bed. Simon accidentally puts his foot in it with a drum, while Henry decides that he's a silver surfer.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Lisa and Neil have holidayed on Menorca for decades. They love the lifestyle, scenery and climate and want to buy their own holiday home there. Jasmine Harman shows them what £250k can buy.

Patrick and Mihaela take up residence in a time-worn aristocratic estate in France. And in Italy, Lucie and Jerry re-awaken a lost farming community.

Stu and Ali hope to impress their guests in Lancashire with a trip to a farm to see some baby lambs. But there's an unwelcome discovery at breakfast.

In Belfast, can Donna sniff out the thousand-pound prize with a starter so whiffy she needs to cook it in the shed.

Michelle and Mark look for their dream holiday home for £85k near Ciudad Quesada on the Costa Blanca, from suntrap solariums to light and bright box-ticking beauties.

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A look at how the discount disruptors lead the charge in saving us money. How does OneBeyond keep shoppers hooked? And how does Discount Dragon transform surplus stock.

Two of the fugitives return to their hometown but discover that sometimes home is the most dangerous place of all. Because the hunters are lying in wait, and the net tightens.

Richard, who's 35, is rushed to Queen's in Nottingham. He collapsed suddenly at home and may be going into organ failure. And Colin's sliced his hand open with a Stanley knife.

A security guard manages a violent incident with a patient. Jack, who's 33, is rushed into A&E after falling from a horse. And seven-year-old Lyla has a finger infection.

The team re-examine the tragic, chilling murder of Deborah Wood, who disappeared after leaving a bar in Leeds in January 1996. Was her death the work of a serial killer.

Ania Magliano spews up some blue jelly, Sanjeev Bhaskar requests a comfort break and Maisie Adam squawks like an exotic bird, while Alex Horne gets to wear an important hat.

Extra Slice: Paul Hollywood, Harry Hill and Melvin Odoom enjoy Dessert Week. Whose Spanish cheesecake had them Basque-ing in glory? And whose trifle gave the judges an eyeful.

Shamira Raphaela's engaging documentary follows charismatic 14-year-old Shabu as he works through the summer to pay for the prang he's put in his grandma's car. In Dutch/subs.

Professionals: In Liverpool, it's a battle of the lobsters as Italian Club Fish take on The Seafood Kitchen's wow-factor platter and Lu Ban's dinner at the chef's table.

Tony prepares to marry Diane, but secrets threaten to turn his dream day into one nobody will forget, as a life hangs in the balance. Meanwhile, a hunt for answers leads to Brookside Close.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Doug and Carrie want to get pregnant, but can't get Arthur out from under their feet. So Doug hires an attractive dog walker to take him out.

Carrie's upset when she finds out that she needs glasses, so Doug buys her discount laser eye surgery.

Can Doug break Iggy Stenkowski's 18-year record of 951 consecutive perfect delivery days? Carrie doesn't get why the dog walker likes spending time with Arthur.

Ray's jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him.

Amy's parents ask Ray to give their son Peter some tips on dating. Debra throws a cocktail party, but Ray isn't impressed by the guest list.

Marie helps Debra to deal with Ray's bad habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

Frasier's Halloween party takes an unpleasant turn when Niles drinks a few too many beers.

An accident leaves a mess on Frasier's carpet and breaks Martin's chair. Niles gives piano lessons to a talented Roz and a not-so-talented Daphne.

Frasier celebrates his 200th radio broadcast and has tapes of every show - except one. Can any of his obsessive fans help? Bill Gates guest stars.

Frasier and Niles befriend Kirby when they learn that his girlfriend's grandfather is a well-known wine connoisseur.

In Massachusetts, Frank breaks a sweat - and the bank - when he uncovers the holy grail of oil cans! And the guys get a rare invitation to a Newport mansion.

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Will a farmhouse renovation in France be ready in time for a visit from trial guests? In Alicante, a wedding venue suffers from builder bothers.

Henry Cole sets out to restore a forklift truck, while Simon O'Brien gets all Zen with a stone water feature.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Leah Charles-King helps account manager Helen and engineer Steve find the perfect holiday home in the seaside town of Benalmádena on Spain's Costa del Sol, for all the family to enjoy.

At his fire-damaged settlement in France, Dan makes a chateau watertight. In Italy, Lucie and Jerry's earthquake-damaged village is dealt a further blow as it's hit by floods.

In the Lake District, Julie and Sarah plan to give the B&Bers a touch of luxury. The view from breakfast is beautiful - until a sausage causes a problem.

Andrea hosts a Belfast-themed evening, celebrating the local lingo and some simple-but-effective fare.

Foluke and Alex see what Paphos has to offer for £100k, from a modern apartment with a homely feel to a light and bright harbourside apartment. Will they be enticed to put in an offer.

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There's patisserie pandemonium as the semi-finalists make cream horns, glass domes and showstopping macarons. Who'll go through to the final? Whose glass dome sends them home.

The treasure hunt heats up in Japan's kitchen, Osaka, as the four remaining duos tackle the first group challenge. Bonds deepen before a shock departure shakes up the competition.

The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.

Some of Britain's favourite personalities hit the sofa and tune in for The 1% Club, Spy in the Ocean, Fake Profile, The Yorkshire Vet and lots more great TV.

Two of the fugitives plunge headlong into a high-stakes race against the hunters. Another pair of runners head for home for a family get together that leaves them horribly exposed.

Two of the fugitives return to their hometown but discover that sometimes home is the most dangerous place of all. Because the hunters are lying in wait, and the net tightens.

Is it OK if Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker satirically swipe at the week's news with Richard Ayoade, Laura Smyth and Catherine Bohart? Well they're going to anyway.

Gordon visits Connecticut's oldest inn, the Curtis House. Run by siblings who no longer talk to each other, things are falling apart. Will their legacy be lost.

Will AI really put a huge chunk of Britain's skilled workers out of a job? From health care to the law and more, Dispatches pits human versus machine. Who's the best worker.

From radical rebuilds to awe-inspiring architecture, can ambitious self-builders make their bold property dreams come true.

Kirstie catches up with Gary and Bill, who were torn over their higgledy-piggledy cemetery lodge in Edinburgh. But did Kirstie's transformation trump Phil's finds.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

When Doug rams Kelly's car, he offers to pay for the damage, but Kelly presents him with an exorbitant bill. Meanwhile, Kirby terrorises Spence with peanuts.

Doug and Carrie go for a weekend away together, but Doug tells Carrie's colleagues a huge lie. Back in Queens, Arthur destroys Doug and Carrie's bedroom.

Doug festoons the house with Halloween decorations, even though Arthur has a phobia about it.

Ray accidentally insults the twins' new friend. to the boy's father. If that's not bad enough, he makes things worse by repeating his mistake.

Frank loses his sense of taste. Is it a side-effect of his potency medication? And will he have to tell Marie that he's receiving chemical assistance.

Trouble brews in the Barone family when Robert's wife Amy finds out that Ray thinks she talks too much.

Now that Frasier's agent is representing a hot new radio psychiatrist, she passes Frasier off to her assistant.

Frasier offers his unsolicited help when Martin's boss starts acting like a bully. Roz talks incessantly about her new love, Roger.

Just as Niles and Daphne agree to move in together, they're visited by her disruptive, conniving mother and lecherous, leeching brother.

After Frasier boots Daphne's unpleasant brother out of his home, Daphne frets that she'll be left alone to deal with her horrendous mother.

On a Connecticut farm, the picking is fast and furious. And in one of the biggest barns they've ever seen, the guys find ultra-rare skis for a Ford Model T.

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Reality sets in for new bar owners in Spain as things take shape. And a family chase their Italian dream, but with a baby on the way and no home, will it all come crashing down.

In Lancashire, Simon O'Brien decides to turn a 1980s glass cabinet into a modern grandfather clock, while Henry Cole relives his youth with a drum kit.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Desiree Burch in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Craig Rowe helps Andy and Vicky find their dream holiday home on Crete, to enjoy the Greek way of life. With a budget of £90k, can they find somewhere they love enough to make an offer.

As the seasons change, mother nature presents new problems for Patrick and Mihaela's country estate. And in Italy, can Lucie and Jerry turn a profit from their olive oil.

Sue and Judith host in Cumbria, where the early signs indicate it could be a flawless visit. So why are the hosts scratching their heads at feedback time.

In Belfast, Aodhan hopes to not only fill his guests but thrill them too, with his alter ego and horror-themed home.

Sammie's after a place on Mallorca for family holidays and girly trips. Will a flat next to her favourite bar in Magaluf or a place that takes a trip down memory lane in Alcudia be the one.

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Kirstie and Phil help first-time buyers in Essex. Can Sarah and Charlie end their eight-month house-hunt? And can Toby and Simone balance their budget and expectations.

Piers and Emma build the first new listed castle in the UK for 100 years, complete with a moat and futuristic tech. It's the biggest ever Grand Design, so is even their £2m budget enough.

Best Homes: Phil peeks inside three properties designed to capture breathtaking vistas, from uninterrupted sea views to elevated alpine panoramas and majestic mountain scenery.