Endora magically makes everyone speak the truth, and chaos ensues.

Burt Reynolds; Lillian Carter; Carol Wayne; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

At his brother-in-law's office, Stanley finds two airline tickets to Acapulco -- for Hubert and his secretary.

Jack plans to reunite Vicky's divorced parents.

Muriel and Henry's best friends overstay their welcome at the Rushes' home.

Benny plays the Halitosis Kid, whose breath can knock down a horse, and participates in a Laurel and Hardy sketch.

A sketch set in a Playgirl Club where the men wear the bunny costumes, and Benny gives a lecture on the vagaries of the English language.

Hill's Angels spoof TV titles; Henry counsels Benny.

Club Chicago-go; family outing; Chairman Chow Mein.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) wants to drop out of an advanced English class. Guest star: Terri Garber. With Paul Reiser.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) learns that Michael's (Paul Reiser) new love is her boyfriend's mother (Bonnie Burroughs).

Joey (Greg Evigan) goes for brownie points by offering to baby-sit his girlfriend's daughter. Jamie Rose guest stars. With Paul Reiser.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) falls for a college man who believes she is older than her 15 years. With Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls head for a vacation in Paris.

The girls escape from boarding school to seek adventure in Paris.

While in Paris, Mrs. Garrett attends a French culinary school, and the girls meet the local people.

Jo finds it difficult to leave Paris and her new boyfriend.

Monroe, Jackie and Sara use a home computer to bet on horse races.

Henry's contract is up for renewal and Monroe brings home his security partner, a Doberman named Kelly.

Jackie returns from Hawaii with intentions of marrying a surfing instructor she met there.

When Henry breaks his arm, Mr. Wainright hires an over-ambitious artist to help him with Cosmic Cow.

The scandal breaks; vacation-bound Jessica helps a guerrilla.

Jessica is held hostage by South American revolutionaries; Mary decides the family is cursed.

Jessica's kidnapper sweeps her off her feet; Burt and Danny, in disguise, infiltrate a massage parlor.

Jessica falls in love with El Puerco; Danny is smitten with a hooker.

When Benson's condo is robbed, he finds it won't be easy to catch the culprits.

It's Christmas, and Benson finds a way to help an assistant cook keep her foster children.

Kraus' pen pal, an ex-con, arrives at the mansion expecting a job.

When Benson stands in for the groom at Kraus' proxy wedding, he ends up really married to her.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca."

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

A Swazi prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

Billy turns to the personal ads for a date.

Eric becomes stranded in Paris; Billy tries to teach French.

Robbery-victim Billy assigns a paper on gun control.

A fellow student (Jason Kristofer) threatens Arvid with a gun.

Samantha's reward for passing her driver's test is an old car.

Tony drops his Brooklyn accent to please his demanding speech professor.

Angela (Judith Light) lets her hair down when she attends a college fraternity party with Tony (Tony Danza).

Tony reminisces about his grandfather (Tony Danza in a dual role).

High-school freshman Jennifer uses an infatuated young man to gain admittance to a sophomore dance.

Andrew feels rejected when big brother Alex begins spending more time with his girlfriend, Lauren.

Mallory takes a job at the TV station where her father works; the Keatons hunt for clues in a lucrative breakfast cereal contest.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

Drew's dog Speedy gets lost inside DrugCo when Drew sends him to the company for experimental treatment.

Drew (Drew Carey) is forced to lay off his brother (John Carroll Lynch), who then moves in with him to try to save money.

Drew's parents look forward to their anniversary, until the death of a friend reveals some family secrets.

Drew gets involved with Sharon, but it's not really what he anticipated; Mr. Wick finds a new favorite employee.

Jimmy and Matthew (Stephen Root, Andy Dick) swap places for a day; Lisa (Maura Tierney) finds out about Beth's (Vicki Lewis) mail-order scam.

Lisa (Maura Tierney) organizes a farewell party for Jimmy (Stephen Root) after he announces his retirement. With Dave Foley, Andy Dick and Vicki Lewis.

Dave ponders his future at WNYX without Jimmy, until he's faced with a bigger problem when the rest of the crew decides to leave.

The wet-behind-the-ears director (Dave Foley) of an all-news radio station must fire his predecessor.

Elliott winds up with a professional escort (Lucy Lawless) courtesy of Nina in an attempt to make Maya jealous.

Maya exacts revenge on the new intern (Ashton Kutcher) for something that happened to her in high school.

Nina is tricked into attending the bar mitzvah of a 13-year-old (Samm Levine) who has a major crush on her.

Jack fears that Maya's new love interest may be his illegitimate son; Elliott decides it's time for Finch to move out.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

George becomes a Red Robin scout leader in order to win a "Man of the Year" award.

Their new affluence causes marital mayhem for the Jeffersons.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

Danny wins an insomniac racehorse.

The Partridges decide to move to a larger house.

George's ne'er-do-well cousin unjustly earns a label of thief.

Hazel bypasses a scheming politician when the governor comes to the Baxters' for lunch.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Witch Samantha reveals her secret to her new husband; Samantha's mother Endora visits her.

Endora is disgusted when she learns that Samantha refuses to use her powers.

Vivian's pleasure at Arthur's sudden burst of amorous behavior soon turns to panic.

Maude fires Mrs. Naugatuck and insists that she leave immediately.

Mel witnesses a robbery and believes the thief is now after him.

Vera has been going to the movies with new beau Brian, and lets slip she may move in with him. Alice and Flo are afraid she is moving too fast when she refuses to bring him to the diner to meet everyone.

Natalie is devastated when she sees her father with a strange woman.

Tootie decides to go to New York unchaperoned.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Jackie eagerly awaits a marriage proposal when Brad returns from a trip, but he's having second thoughts.

When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Alex follows his sister and Nick to New Jersey in hopes of reaching them before they get married.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

Ann's new secretary tries to hide the fact that she is an epileptic.

Barbara, starved for attention, decides to make herself more interesting.

George becomes a Red Robin scout leader in order to win a "Man of the Year" award.

Their new affluence causes marital mayhem for the Jeffersons.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Actor Tim Reid; comic Ronnie Shakes; celebrity Dian Fossey.

Margaret begins to regret her decision to become a nurse instead of a singer; Linda gives out flu shots while Becker searches for Margaret.

Chris urges Becker to take a trip to Bermuda during a cold snap in the Big Apple, but mishaps turn the trip into a nightmare.

Joe still can't convince Brian and Helen that Sandy Cooper is obsessed with him when she returns to Nantucket.

Antonio is held hostage by a crazed air-traffic controller (Dann Florek) on Christmas Eve.

Jamie plans a shower for Lisa; Fran gets back with Mark and quits her job; Paul leaves in a huff after Jamie confesses that she was kissed by a co-worker.

Paul and Jamie deal with marital problems while planning parties for Lisa's engagement and Paul's parents' anniversary.

Highlights of past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

Highlights from past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

A piece of primitive art sparks an inter-family battle about the importance of ancestors.

Louise, wishing for a change from her routine now that she and George have hired a maid, considers taking a part-time job.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

After accepting a date with an ardent old admirer, Shirley later has to figure out how to get rid of him and his mother.

The Partridges and Reuben are held hostage by an escaped convict (Arte Johnson).

Mr. Griffin and his nemesis both enjoy Hazel's sense of humor.

A misunderstanding almost gets two people married to the wrong partners.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Tony heads for Benji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiancé.

Samantha gives a dinner party to impress one of Darrin's clients.

Gladys Kravitz is unable to convince Abner that strange things seem to be happening; Darrin meets Samantha's mother for the first time.

Maude is furious when she discovers that her wallet is missing after an encounter on the subway.

Maude extends a less than sincere invitation to her trying Aunt Tinkie.

The waitresses come together to help Mel quit gambling by giving up their own vices after they discover that he lost his car to his bookie.

Prompted by Vera's high-school reunion, Flo decides to go to night school.

Trips home seem to make the Blair-Jo feud worse.

Natalie's revenge harms an innocent bystander.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Elyse's plans to match her next-door neighbor with a co-worker backfire.

Skippy's slated to become the object of a cruel fraternity prank.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

Ann's apartment building gets a new owner.

Ann unwittingly helps an ambitious co-worker stab her in the back.

A piece of primitive art sparks an inter-family battle about the importance of ancestors.

Louise, wishing for a change from her routine now that she and George have hired a maid, considers taking a part-time job.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Actor McLean Stevenson; actor Bob Uecker.

Becker gets caught up on the other side of town and must cancel a dinner with an old college friend.

A patient (Mary Steenburgen) fails to ruffle Becker's feathers; Jake leaves his newsstand to an unlikely person; Linda finds a new beau (Antonio Sabato Jr.).

Joe and Helen try to increase their social circle by meeting a couple (Tony Carreiro, Amy Von Nostrand) whom Fay knows.

Helen tries to dissuade Roy's Russian mail-order bride (Natasha Pavlova) from marriage.

Although separated, Paul and Jamie try to keep up appearances by attending two family functions; the two have a heated discussion about their relationship; Jamie takes a pregnancy test.

When Paul and Jamie confirm their pregnancy, they set out to find the best doctor in the city before telling anyone that they are expecting.

Julia refurbishes Sugarbakers when the Historical League places it on the tour of historical homes.

To surprise Anthony on his birthday, the Sugarbaker women look for his long-lost father.

The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Lionel's playboy behavior upsets his parents.

George agrees to lead a tenants' protest meeting.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

Laurie is accused of cheating while covering up for a friend.

The family visits an amusement park; guest Johnny Bench.

Hazel discovers that her letters are at the root of a young couple's troubles.

George and Hazel decide they should each mind their own business.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Jeannie's blood test is a problem because she has green corpuscles.

Darrin and Samantha quarrel when Darrin accuses her of using witchcraft.

Darrin discovers that Samantha has been entertaining after he leaves for work each morning.

Maude's liberal beliefs are put to the test when Phillip's friend Sam comes to spend the night.

No one believes Maude when she sights a UFO over Tuckahoe.

Alice is left in charge as Mel decides to take a nap in the storeroom. She finds herself face to face with a pistol waving robber who demands all the money.

The waitresses try to cheer up Mel when he becomes upset over not having a family.

Blair begins a war with Natalie over the right to privacy after Natalie peeks into Blair's diary.

Blair's cadet date is really a delinquent.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.

Alex becomes disillusioned when one of his favorite professors (Mason Adams) gets involved in a university scandal.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

Julie enters a dress-designing contest.

Barbara encourages Julie to take the $125 the bank mistakenly credited to her account.

Lionel's playboy behavior upsets his parents.

George agrees to lead a tenants' protest meeting.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger; comic Billy Crystal; magician Michael Ammar.

Dedicated Dr. John Becker has a heart of gold and an opinion on everything.

Becker is irked by a diabetic patient (Peter Siragusa) who refuses to monitor his condition.

Joe and Helen crash a wedding reception to get ideas for their own nuptials.

An upcoming high-school reunion presents unique opportunities for Helen, Lowell and Brian.

Paul gets a grant to produce the film of his choice, but can't decide on the subject until he visits Ira's Uncle Phil (Mel Brooks); Jamie struggles to give up coffee during her pregnancy.

Believing things are going too well between her and Paul, Jamie keeps a previously made couples therapy appointment; Paul plans to film his parents as part of his documentary.

Charlene takes a year off from Sugarbakers to devote more time to her baby.

Julia misses dinner with Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter when she is placed on a sequestered jury.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

An old friend threatens to expose George's past.

Louise's visiting uncle gets a cold reception from George and Lionel.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.

An 11-year-old girl (guest star Jodie Foster) gets a massive crush on Danny (Danny Bonaduce).

The Partridge family makes a commercial for a take-out chicken restaurant.

When the Baxters' friends find their financial state threatened, George comes to the rescue.

Hazel purposely loses a contest to a widow with a young son.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

An unorthodox artist decorates Tony and Jeannie's house in an unusual way as an engagement present.

Samantha and her friends decide to change the public image of witches.

Teenager Liza Randall interviews Darrin about his career in advertising for a school newspaper.

Victoria Butterfield's stern father disapproves of his daughter's new habits and boyfriend.

Maude is forced to deal with an overly liberated employee of Walter's.

Mel has troubles with turkeys when he stays open on Thanksgiving.

Mel fires Alice when she takes a job as a singing messenger to finance Tommy's education.

Jo's 14-year-old cousin wants her overprotective father and brothers to recognize her femininity.

The issue of book banning arises at Eastland.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

Sparks fly when Henry moves in with Iris to avoid getting the chicken pox from Andrew.

Mallory becomes upset when her new girlfriend (Robin Morse), a young woman who's interested in architecture, and Elyse become fast friends.

Steven's brother arrives and announces that he and his wife have split up.

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.

Barbara sees her classmates commit a crime.

Julie prepares to move out.

An old friend threatens to expose George's past.

Louise's visiting uncle gets a cold reception from George and Lionel.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Muppet Miss Piggy; comedian Howie Mandel; biologist Dr. John McCosker.

Conversations and circumstances make Becker painfully aware of his lack of a sex life.

Reggie distributes misinformation to Becker and Jake when they pry into her personal affairs.

While Joe awaits the results of a paternity test, Helen gets ready to celebrate a romantic Valentine's Day.

Brian and Joe must search for a replacement when Fay announces her retirement.

Paul and Jamie talk to their unborn child, explaining life, playing music and telling the baby things about themselves featuring flashbacks from past episodes.

On their way to Paul's childhood home to film a scene for the Buchman documentary, he and Ira lose Paul's father, delaying Paul's chance to hear the baby's heartbeat at Jamie's ultrasound appointment.

An embarrassed Suzanne wins a date with Anthony at a bachelor charity auction.

Charlene hires Sugarbakers to decorate her new house, which appears to be haunted.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Mother Jefferson announces wedding plans.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

An elderly Indian arrested for disorderly conduct and trespassing expresses his wish to die with dignity in Central Park.

Sex education bedevils Keith.

A department store computer plays havoc with Shirley's account.

Harry Noll buys the house next door, much to George's disgust.

The Baxter household is chosen as the host family for a visiting Soviet diplomat.

Jeannie's English uncles have to approve of her future husband.

A mannequin fills in for Jeannie at the wedding; Roger is the best man.

Larry Tate and his wife Louise fly to Paris, which makes Darrin's workload skyrocket.

Endora tells Samantha that her father is going to pay her a visit.

Maude comes face to face with today's youth when she agrees to chaperone Phillip's birthday party.

Arthur's convictions during a doctors' strike prove to be very unhealthy.

No one believes that Vera has ESP until she successfully predicts five events.

Alice causes problems for Tommy when she starts dating his high-school principal.

Jo's future at Eastland is in jeopardy when she learns her scholarship funds are drying up.

Natalie could be suspended from Eastland when she refuses to reveal her source for a controversial article in the school paper.

A decision by Muriel and Henry to renew their wedding vows almost leads to divorce.

Andrew is taken by a senile grandmother during one of Muriel's photo sessions.

Rob's wife pays a surprise visit to the Keaton home to confront her husband.

Mallory forgets about Nick when she falls head over heels in love with a glib British graduate student (Jonathan Emerson).

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

An elderly Indian arrested for disorderly conduct and trespassing expresses his wish to die with dignity in Central Park.

Julie invites Ann and Barbara for dinner.

Ann is caught between Bob and his father.

Mother Jefferson announces wedding plans.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Actor James Stewart; actress-singer Donna Theodore.

Fate intervenes when Becker agrees to attend a hockey game with one patient and help another plan her funeral.

Brian is lambasted on a talk show in which ex-flame Alex (Farrah Forke) appears.

Casey decides to become Lowell's representative to promote his art pieces made from junk; Brian takes a rude photo.

Jamie's parents (Carol Burnett, Carroll O'Connor) visit to announce they're taking their dream trip, and Paul nervously prepares for conversation with his father-in-law.

Paul and Jamie decide Thanksgiving is the perfect time to announce their impending parenthood to family and friends.

Mary Jo harbors a favorite teacher (Meg Wyllie) who has escaped from a nursing home.

Julia becomes obsessed with fitness when Mary Jo gets her to start jogging.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

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When Sabrina receives a "C" on an assignment, Zelda holds a private tutorial with Sabrina's handsome professor.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) decides to celebrate a conventional Christmas with Morgan's (Elisa Donovan) ostensibly perfect family. With Beth Broderick and Caroline Rhea.

When Josh sells his first photo with Sabrina's help, he gets a swelled head and quits his job at the coffeehouse.

Mork invites a Russian immigrant named Sergei to live with him; Sergei calls himself an alien, which convinces Mork to register himself as one with the government's immigration department.

Mork goes out of his way to be nice to his grouchy new neighbor, Mr. Bickley; Mork invites him to dinner in an attempt to straighten things out.

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Longtime zookeeper Jack Hanna hosts this Emmy-winning show that takes viewers on a journey around the world to showcase animals in their natural habitats. In addition to showing footage of the creatures and giving information about the places where they live, "Into the Wild" discusses the protection and conservation of endangered species. Among the locations visited are remote jungles, deserts, oceans and forests.

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George comes down with a cold on the same day he is to meet with an important client.

Hazel comes to the rescue when George breaks up with his business partner.

Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.

The staff becomes concerned when Dave (Dave Foley) starts spending too much time with a relaxation machine.

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

The Rushes' Central American housekeeper enrolls in a naturalization course, but quits after the first class.

Alan falls for a model.

Assigned to do an essay on their family histories, the students' research opens some new doors -- and eyes.

Jamie and Paul find some love letters written by a previous tenant, and uncover a love story from WWII which Jamie feels is similar to her relationship with Paul.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) inadvertently releases a shadow of fear that haunts the school. Guest stars: Steve Allen and Mary Gross.

Charlene dreams that she and her Sugarbakers colleagues are World War II USO performers.

Julia becomes incensed by a nearby newspaper stand selling pornography.

With the governor incapacitated, Benson works to outwit an unscrupulous lieutenant governor.

Benson seems to be the only one who can help his archrival, Kraus, gain her citizenship.

The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain and a nightclub comic's Bicentennial jokes.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

Maya is shocked when Ray Liotta professes his love for her; Finch and Elliot play a joke on Jack when he purchases an antique desk.

Elliott becomes distraught when his grandmother (Patience Cleveland) begins spending more time with Finch than with him.

When a pothole causes problems, Drew urges citizens to vote for a proposition that will allow more money for street repair.

While working on a term paper, Alex falls asleep and dreams it's 1776, and he's at Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

Esmeralda accidentally brings George Washington to life to help Tabitha with a school project.

George and Martha Washington visit the Stephenses, thanks to Esmeralda.

Mrs. Naugatuck learns she has a serious illness when she applies for American citizenship.

Maude stages a tribute to American women for Tuckahoe's bicentennial celebration.

Actress Dyan Cannon; comedian Rodney Dangerfield; journalist Arnaud de Borchgrave; zoologist Jim Fowler.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

Helen's mother gives herself a wake at the Ropers' house.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Henry, Monroe, Muriel and Mrs. Stinson (Pat Carroll) want to help a Vietnamese family find the American Dream.

Investigative journalist; butler.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Vicar; pop-festival visitor; soldier.

The dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are nervous about Nicole's (Staci Keanan) desire to follow Shelby's (Amy Hathaway) ambitious lead in the field of love.

Joey (Greg Evigan) throws a party and wakes up the next day to discover he has married a female wrestler. With Paul Reiser and Florence Stanley.

Nicole and Shelby (Staci Keanan, Amy Hathaway) attempt to draw the boys' attention away from a well-developed female classmate. Kelly Batten guest stars. With Greg Evigan.

Nicole's (Staci Keanan) indecision before a "ladies' choice" dance leaves her without a date. Guest stars: Giovanni Ribisi, Chad Allen.

Mrs. Garrett is angry; Jo faces expulsion.

Mrs. Garrett's move causes new problems.

Blair fires sorority-party caterer Mrs. Garrett.

Jo's new boyfriend turns out to be wealthy.

Henry suspects Muriel of having an affair with a mob accountant.

When Muriel's real mother arrives at the Rush home, Muriel refuses to talk to her.

Iris returns to San Francisco to renew her romance with Paul Devereaux.

Muriel goes back to work as a photographer after becoming discontent with her lifestyle.

Billy tries to rescue Jessica; Danny's hooker accuses him of jealousy.

Billy tries to rescue Jessica; Danny's hooker accuses him of jealousy.

Danny tells Mary that he loves Gwen; Chester announces his engagement; Jessica throws a dinner party for El Puerco; Leslie tries to murder the Tates.

Jessica introduces El Puerco; Maggie cheers despondent Jodie.

While Benson and the Governor are playing golf, a UFO shows up.

In the midst of an economic crisis, the governor allows Katie to go on her first date.

A former street gang is hired to paint the mansion for an upcoming visit from the Queen of England.

The men from the mansion gather at Benson's to watch television, play cards and swap stories.

Mary, Sandra, Alexandria and her Girl Scout troop get lost in the woods.

Sandra appears on "The Love Connection."

Sandra takes on a baker (Flip Wilson) who steals Mary's family cookie recipe.

Sandra considers marrying a wealthy older man (Cleavon Little).

The class tour bus breaks down at a truck stop.

Jasper's parents (Denice Kumagai, Tzi Ma) hire Sarah as his sitter.

Billy and Bernadette take dancing lessons.

Arvid hides a chimpanzee in the classroom.

Jealous Tony (Tony Danza) suspects Angela (Judith Light) is smitten with a new co-worker (David Paymer).

Samantha and Mona (Alyssa Milano, Katherine Helmond) spend a night on the town after being dumped by their boyfriends.

Samantha (Alyssa Milano) triggers memories when she goes to Vermont against Tony's (Tony Danza) wishes.

An angel tries to reunite Mona (Katherine Helmond) and her estranged brother. With Tony Danza and Judith Light.

Steven's recently divorced brother (Norman Parker) asks Steven and Elyse for advice on handling his unruly daughter (Annie Oringer).

With the relationship between Steven's brother and niece deteriorating, the Keatons find themselves in the middle of a family feud.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study of the nuclear family for her research project. Features highlights from the previous five seasons.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study on the nuclear family.

Sharon's practical joke short-circuits Drew's trip to a retail convention.

Drew and Mimi find something they have in common -- the ability to hustle money from unsuspecting bowlers.

Sharon's (Jenica Bergere) poor attempt at repairing a roof leads to bickering among Drew's (Drew Carey) friends.

Drew (Drew Carey) takes initiative to save his co-workers' jobs when the owners threaten to close the store. Hal Linden guest stars.

Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) try to keep their after-dinner kiss a secret from the staff.

Tempers and butts flare when Bill (Phil Hartman) refuses to adhere to the new no-smoking regulations. With Dave Foley.

Despite Dave's attempts to delegate duties, petty staff jealousies hinder the reporting of a news story.

It's Bonus Day, and the staff show just how conniving and unfriendly they all are as they compete to get the money.

Nina's visiting sister (Brooke Shields) sparks jealousy when she woos the Blush staff and decides to move to New York.

Finch plans to become a Gallo by hooking his mother (Joyce Bulifant) up with Jack; Elliott tries to help another photographer find his passion.

A romance novelist (Kathie Lee Gifford) woos Finch; Nina criticizes a disabled actor on national television.

Maya is shocked when her one-night stand (Dean Cain) is hired as the magazine's new creative consultant.

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

George contracts the "rich man's disease."

George invites a high-society businessman to dinner the same night Louise has asked some old friends from Harlem.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Internal Affairs puts the detectives through a lie-detecting test after newspaper reports of a bribery and kickback racket.

Convinced he's the victim of a government conspiracy, an unemployed spy holds the detectives at gunpoint.

Dared into shoplifting, Danny feels he has disgraced the family.

Keith wants the school presidency -- at any cost.

Hazel uses subtle tactics in getting a new kitchen from George.

George's partner, Harry, almost gets into trouble with his new bride.

Jeannie's sister plots to steal newlywed Tony; Jeannie II starts a relationship with an officer.

Jeannie sets Roger up with the General's niece and a voluptuous creature named Laverne.

Endora asks the help of another witch to sow dissension between Darrin and Samantha.

Larry sees his wife and Samantha visiting an obstetrician's office.

Maude's up to her libido in sexual fantasies over a handsome government ecologist.

Arthur becomes outraged when a gay bar opens in the neighborhood.

Dateless for New Year's Eve, Flo is recruited to work in the diner.

Alice and her boyfriend offer Flo and Vera tickets to a charity ball.

Geri tries to give Tootie sound advice when she learns that Tootie is losing her hearing.

Jo wins the heart and money of Eastland's oldest living graduate.

Monroe learns an aspiring designer's secret.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

Steven must decide whether Nick's sculpture or another artist's work is the winner in a local competition.

At the banking conference in Chicago, Alex refuses to tell his boss (Melinda Culea) what happened the night before.

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

Internal Affairs puts the detectives through a lie-detecting test after newspaper reports of a bribery and kickback racket.

Convinced he's the victim of a government conspiracy, an unemployed spy holds the detectives at gunpoint.

Ann's ex-husband announces that he can no longer make child-support payments.

Ann's ex-husband announces that he can no longer make child-support payments.

George contracts the "rich man's disease."

George invites a high-society businessman to dinner the same night Louise has asked some old friends from Harlem.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Actress Catherine Grant; actress Catherine Hicks; actor Pat Hazell.

Becker takes matters into his own hands after the city fails to fix a flickering streetlight outside his apartment.

Becker is skeptical when Reggie suggests acupuncture as a treatment for his aching back.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

Sylvia's sexual desire grows with her regular dosage of estrogen; Paul and Jamie goes on a romantic trip up north with some magical fudge.

Jamie learns how much her husband values anonymity when she gives a homeless friend a pass to Paul's gym.

While Anthony becomes a Sugarbaker's partner, Charlene enrolls in a local university where she fends off an amorous professor.

While Bill (Douglas Barr) is on a classified mission, Charlene befriends a man (Peter Crook) she meets at a support group.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

Jenny objects when Lionel acts like his father.

Jenny gives her brother a cold reception when he appears after a two-year absence.

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

A man threatens to leave his wife to become a soldier of fortune; and Wojo moves in with his new girlfriend, a reformed prostitute.

Wojo's girlfriend, an ex prostitute, accepts his invitation to move in; Wojo is afraid of romantic commitment.

The Partridges bring a lonely millionaire (John Astin) out of his self-imposed isolation.

The Partridges have to hide from a mystery writer to win $25,000 for charity.

When both George's and his sister's marriages run into rough times, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

A friend of Samantha's, Gertrude, expresses her jealousy; Samantha plays matchmaker.

Darrin's parents pay their first visit to the Stephens' home.

Maude and Walter are the only two candidates for the "Businessman of the Year" award.

Maude's Christmas celebration turns out quite differently than she expected.

Mel's brother, an old flame of Flo's, shows up after his third divorce.

Alice and Tommy argue over his constant phone usage calling his new girlfriend. When she grounds him, both Tommy and his girlfriend run away from home.

Blair's decision to tutor a mentally retarded young man causes more harm than good when her naive student misinterprets her good intentions.

Natalie embarks on a desperate search for her natural mother after an emotional confrontation with her adoptive mother.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

The family tries to put together a makeshift Christmas after Andrew becomes sick and plans for a holiday ski trip are cancelled.

In Chicago, Rebecca gets steamed when Alex refuses to tell her what happened the night before.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

A man threatens to leave his wife to become a soldier of fortune; and Wojo moves in with his new girlfriend, a reformed prostitute.

Wojo's girlfriend, an ex prostitute, accepts his invitation to move in; Wojo is afraid of romantic commitment.