Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Florence takes a trip down memory lane when she agrees to escort George's 17-year-old assistant to the senior ball.

George's attempt to help Louise run a business almost leads to disaster.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Shirley gets a speeding ticket on her way to receive a Mother-of-the-Year award.

Keith escorts a princess around the United States.

Termites undermine Hazel's attempts at getting a raise.

Confusion reigns when it comes out that Hazel may be of royal blood.

Major Nelson keeps falling asleep when someone whistles; Jeannie's mother falls for Dr. Bellows.

Tony and Dr. Bellows go to Hollywood; Jeannie tries out for the TV show "Laugh-In."

Darrin finds out Serena is trouble -- with or without her power.

Samantha and Tabitha take skating lessons the mortal way; Endora turns Tabitha into a superb ice skater.

Maude is determined to keep her neighbors from arming themselves after her home is burglarized.

Arthur makes Walter a generous offer in hopes of brightening the Findlays' Christmas.

Flo is excited that her latest boyfriend has been wining and dining her and lavishing her with expensive gifts. Alice is excited for Flo but she is in for a shock she learns that he intends to make Flo his fourth wife and have her join his harem.

A famous philandering fashion photographer (guest star Desi Arnaz) complicates the waitresses' lives.

Jo's relationship with her boyfriend is in jeopardy when she falls for her class-project husband.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Jackie falls in love with a policeman, much to Henry's disappointment.

April's affair with a middle-aged music executive doesn't set too well with Henry.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Ann learns that her client expects more than just business acumen from her.

Ann encourages a bashful worshiper of Barbara's to ask her for a date.

Florence takes a trip down memory lane when she agrees to escort George's 17-year-old assistant to the senior ball.

George's attempt to help Louise run a business almost leads to disaster.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Professional wrestler Hulk Hogan; actress Brooke Shields; director George Miller.

Passionate dream about Chris torment Becker night after night.

Becker and Chris rekindle their romance after she is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Jake must sell something precious to pay his rent.

After spending the night with Joe, Helen heads for her fiancé's New York penthouse.

Joe plans to propose to Helen are disrupted when her older sister, Casey, moves to Nantucket after her marriage falls apart.

Paul and Jamie share a troubling dream in which they find themselves at a party with "Laugh-In" regulars.

The Buchmans' apartment alternates between sweltering hot and freezing cold; Ira disappears after incurring a $4,000 gambling debt resulting in Paul and Jamie ending up in jail.

In an effort to win Anthony, Vanessa (Olivia Brown) asks Suzanne for a total make-over.

Julia realizes she is getting older when her son (George Newbern) announces that he is going to be a father.

Brenda says she is library-bound, but meets Calvin at a dance instead.

Teenager Calvin pledges his love for Sandra.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Tom becomes president of the publishing company and George convinces him that he can handle the new position.

The Jeffersons try to help their friend Charlie conquer his drinking problem.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Reuben and Danny tackle their respective vices.

Laurie's biker friend threatens suicide after his girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal.

Hazel's persuasion wins George a seat on the board of a museum.

A bonus from Mr. Griffin inspires Hazel to buy eyeglasses.

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Tony and Roger bump another car; The occupants fake injuries and sue them.

Serena baby sits Tabitha and Adam; Serena gives Larry a pill that makes him younger.

Tabitha encounters a bully on her first day at school and turns him into a frog.

Mental health becomes instantly relevant for Maude when her hero-worshipping cousin pays a visit.

Walter forbids Maude to have lunch with a handsome, newly divorced friend.

Mel is disappointed when an expected surprise party for his 50th birthday never happens.

The waitresses spend a holiday weekend locked up with Mel in the diner's storeroom.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Mr. Palmer, the French teacher, asks Geri out on a date; she seems to be having a good time, but Blair believes the man has an ulterior motive for taking her cousin out.

When a fanatical fan steals a Cosmic Cow puppet, Henry sets out to recover it.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Ann confronts her daughters' new stepmother.

Barbara resorts to desperate measures to do well in school.

Tom becomes president of the publishing company and George convinces him that he can handle the new position.

The Jeffersons try to help their friend Charlie conquer his drinking problem.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Comedian David Steinberg; zoologist Jim Fowler.

A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

Joe wants Brian to see a psychotherapist (George Plimpton) to deal with life without Alex.

After saying, he is only interested in a woman if there is a "spark," Brian imagines chasing women at 50.

In their desperation to have a baby, Paul and Jamie resort to far-out fertility-enhancing schemes; Paul films mating pandas.

When Ira's beautiful Italian girlfriend (Fabiana Udenio) from the bakery dumps him, he blames Paul; Jamie changes her hair and clothes; Paul thinks everyone hates him.

An odd group of people is trapped inside Sugarbakers during a severe tornado watch.

The ladies vie with an all-male firm for a sports club's account.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Evaluation reports cause worry about the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

Danny wants to be treated as an adult; the school psychologist suggests a radical treatment to get to the bottom of Danny's behavioral problems.

Shirley's parents become "mod" in an effort to put the zip back into their marriage.

Hazel almost loses her job when she takes on another job as an actress for an advertising campaign.

Hazel comes to the rescue after a young mother is threatened with losing her baby to her mother-in-law.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Jeannie tries to return Tony from a spaceflight to treat his cold and brings down the wrong astronaut.

Esmeralda accidentally brings George Washington to life to help Tabitha with a school project.

George and Martha Washington visit the Stephenses, thanks to Esmeralda.

Arthur performs an operation he will remember all of his life.

An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian.

Jerry Reed gets stuck in Mel's Diner when he drops by with some concert tickets.

Mel learns that his diner will be a meal stop on a bus route.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie would do anything for the school play lead.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Evaluation reports cause worry about the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Comic Jay Leno; actress Raquel Welch; Garbage Truck Driver of the Year Ray Anderson.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right."

Lowell decides to buy the local wax museum with his inheritance.

Antonio misinterprets plans for an engagement party for Joe and Helen.

Ira hopes to impress his girlfriend by getting her an autographed photo of Mayor Giuliani; Paul gets a fancy new camera; an innocent photo results in Jamie accidentally blackmailing her boss.

Lance asks Jamie and Fran to be his campaign managers when he runs for mayor, but Paul won't support his candidacy; Mark believes that Fran and Ira are still a couple; Jamie thinks that she and Paul are the glue that connects all their friends.

Charlene, suffering from postpartum depression, is convinced that Bill (Douglas Barr) is having an affair.

Suzanne is thrilled to rekindle an old friendship until she learns the woman (Karen Kopins) is a lesbian.

Mary and Lester host a golden-anniversary party for her parents.

Sandra's arrogant basketball-player beau leads Calvin astray.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

With Helen and Louise out of town for the weekend, George and Tom devise a plan to set a world record.

Louise thinks she may have a career as an artist, but George is afraid to tell her the truth.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions."

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Keith campaigns for a politician who likes Shirley.

The Partridges are isolated in a mountain cabin during a record-breaking rainstorm.

George identifies a well-liked handyman as a thief.

Hazel gets George to enter the political limelight when a historical park is threatened.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

Tabitha must take a test to prove her intelligence; Endora turns Tabitha into a child genius.

Samantha and Darrin argue over the use of witchcraft in an ad campaign.

Maude learns the true meaning of courage at a college class reunion.

Vivian's erratic behavior reveals a new part of the Harmons' marriage to Maude.

The diner has lost money and Mel's accountant suggests he fire one of the waitresses. It soon becomes a competition to see who won't get fired.

Vera is convinced that a Native American's prediction that an earthquake will rock Phoenix will come true and everyone is rattled, particularly Alice who has never experienced an earthquake before.

Jo is caught in an international conflict when she meets a new Japanese student.

Blair gets a little bit curious about the new beau of Mrs. Garrett.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Ann and the girls are startled when a young man appears at their door looking for his long-lost father.

Ann suffers a crisis on her 36th birthday.

With Helen and Louise out of town for the weekend, George and Tom devise a plan to set a world record.

Louise thinks she may have a career as an artist, but George is afraid to tell her the truth.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions."

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Comic Eddie Murphy; Jennifer Richards; Reggie Joule.

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

Antonio is upset when developer Gavin Rutledge (Jonathan Frakes) romances Casey; Brian has a dream about Helen.

Brian's ninth-grade English teacher (Peggy Lipton) tests him to see if he can make the grade.

Paul's sperm sample is missing after the Buchmans' car is stolen; when Paul and Jamie finally arrive at the hospital after a series of delays, a keyed-up Paul has trouble producing a new sample.

Paul is torn when Jamie is in the hospital for a minor procedure to determine if she can get pregnant at the same time he's required to be at a business meeting; Paul's job is on the line when Ira pretends to be his agent.

Anthony is persuaded to impersonate Suzanne's maid to keep her from being deported.

When Mary Jo attends church with Julia and Suzanne, she ends up dating the minister (Bruce Davison).

Lottery opponent Mary falls victim to gambling fever.

Mary urges Lester to give Calvin a job so that he will spend less time with Brenda.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Florence hopes to improve her social life by placing a personal ad in a newspaper.

George participates in a charity stage production when he discovers that his performance will promote his business.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Greg, a former childhood friend of Laurie's, returns to town and reconnects; it turns out he is now a minister; they go out together and have a great time catching up on their lives; Laurie starts to fall for him; Shirley is worried.

A talent agent sees Keith and offers him a screen test for a Hollywood movie; the agent convinces him that he would be perfect for the part; Keith practices his scene and drives to the studio with the whole family.

Hazel and the Baxters get more than they bargained for when they go out on the town.

When George's sister tries for a part in a local play, she inadvertently helps his business.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Samantha falls prey to an ancient concoction that wards off witches.

Endora casts a truth spell on a gift from Darrin to Samantha.

Maude's Aunt Lola zeros in on Mrs. Naugatuck's husband as her next conquest.

Walter feels rejected when Arthur becomes suddenly devoted to a new best friend.

Mel boasts that he could do a better job at raising Tommy, and a frustrated Alice allows him Tommy to move in with him and try.

Mel sells his old car to the waitresses, then tries to get it back when he gets a better offer.

Tootie is obsessed with the famous singer and songwriter Jermaine Jackson.

The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Steven discovers that he's left his radical past behind when he helps an old college friend (Sanford Jensen) re-establish a left-wing political magazine.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Ann's new neighbor, a race-car driver, tries to initiate a romance.

Ann's relationship with a race-car driver takes a sudden and unusual turn.

Florence hopes to improve her social life by placing a personal ad in a newspaper.

George participates in a charity stage production when he discovers that his performance will promote his business.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Actor Dan Aykroyd; comic Bobby Kelton; actress Helen Shaver.

When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

A beautiful woman (Nicollette Sheridan) whispers sweet nothings in Becker's ear during a six-hour flight to Las Vegas; a plastic surgeon (Gilbert Gottfried) takes over Becker's practice while he is away.

Helen's mother (Debbie Reynolds) comes to town with a check for Helen and Joe's wedding, unaware that Casey is divorced.

A famous astronaut (Robert Culp) comes to Nantucket to endorse Sandpiper Airlines.

Paul faces the challenge of limiting his creativity for a documentary about a weed; Jamie plans a weekend getaway to Pennsylvania; Jamie's boss is caught taking money from a mobster.

Paul is unenthusiastic about attending an awards dinner after losing his job at the Explorer Channel; Paul considers leaving the ceremony with another woman.

An extremely nervous Anthony makes it to his college graduation despite a series of mishaps.

The ladies are at odds when they are put on different diets at a health spa.

Mary and Sandra compete on the "Wheel of Fortune" game show.

Mary goes shopping leaving ailing Lester in Brenda's care.

Sabrina's evil twin steals her passport, abandoning Sabrina in the other realm with Zelda's evil twin.

Sabrina and Roxie (Melissa Joan Hart, Soleil Moon Frye) team up to write an exposé for the school newspaper à la Woodward and Bernstein.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) throws a Halloween bash that turns into the year's biggest party. Guests star: Tisha Campbell.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) unknowingly pushes Miles (Trevor Lissauer) into a cult whose leader (guest star Richard Kline) claims to be a witch.

Mork reverts to a 3-year-old to experience what it is like to have a mother.

Nonviolent Mork is baffled when Mindy and her father try to teach him self-defense after an encounter with a bully.

Jack and Suzi explore Costa Rica; encountering a wild jaguar; land of the stray dogs; vipers.

Jack and Suzi meet some mighty meerkats living in California's desert. They also visit a wolf sanctuary dedicated to saving the misunderstood species.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

At his brother-in-law's office, Stanley finds two airline tickets to Acapulco -- for Hubert and his secretary.

Jack plans to reunite Vicky's divorced parents.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

Mel's brother, an old flame of Flo's, shows up after his third divorce.

Alice and Tommy argue over his constant phone usage calling his new girlfriend. When she grounds him, both Tommy and his girlfriend run away from home.

Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; a "think tank" report critical of detectives.

A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

A reunion of his old street gang has George acting like a kid again.

In order to save a big business deal, George has to wait on Florence and Ralph.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Ann's new secretary tries to hide the fact that she is an epileptic.

Barbara, starved for attention, decides to make herself more interesting.

Stephanie thinks she's old enough to attend a rock concert, but Archie disagrees.

Archie ruins Stephanie's chance to attend her first dance.

Maude suspects hanky-panky when she hears a man's laughter in the middle of the night.

Maude helps Vivian with a dinner party only to find out that she and Walter are not invited.

Keith and Danny are taken in by a psychic's "trance routine."

Laurie embarrasses Keith by defending him from the school bully.

Hazel leaves an autograph session with a vital document.

Hazel passes up an audition to run Mr. Griffin's birthday party.

Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie for a drive, she decides to go out herself.

Tony is horrified when Mrs Bellows decides she would like Jeannie's bottle and persuades her to make a copy of it. But the two identical bottles are accidentally switched, and Tony must race against time to save Jeannie from a corking.

Confusion reigns when Darrin is convinced that Endora has turned his boss into a teddy bear.

Endora magically makes everyone speak the truth, and chaos ensues.

Burt Reynolds; Lillian Carter; Carol Wayne; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

At his brother-in-law's office, Stanley finds two airline tickets to Acapulco -- for Hubert and his secretary.

Jack plans to reunite Vicky's divorced parents.

Muriel and Henry's best friends overstay their welcome at the Rushes' home.

Benny plays the Halitosis Kid, whose breath can knock down a horse, and participates in a Laurel and Hardy sketch.

A sketch set in a Playgirl Club where the men wear the bunny costumes, and Benny gives a lecture on the vagaries of the English language.

Hill's Angels spoof TV titles; Henry counsels Benny.

Club Chicago-go; family outing; Chairman Chow Mein.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) wants to drop out of an advanced English class. Guest star: Terri Garber. With Paul Reiser.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) learns that Michael's (Paul Reiser) new love is her boyfriend's mother (Bonnie Burroughs).

Joey (Greg Evigan) goes for brownie points by offering to baby-sit his girlfriend's daughter. Jamie Rose guest stars. With Paul Reiser.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) falls for a college man who believes she is older than her 15 years. With Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls head for a vacation in Paris.

The girls escape from boarding school to seek adventure in Paris.

While in Paris, Mrs. Garrett attends a French culinary school, and the girls meet the local people.

Jo finds it difficult to leave Paris and her new boyfriend.

Monroe, Jackie and Sara use a home computer to bet on horse races.

Henry's contract is up for renewal and Monroe brings home his security partner, a Doberman named Kelly.

Jackie returns from Hawaii with intentions of marrying a surfing instructor she met there.

When Henry breaks his arm, Mr. Wainright hires an over-ambitious artist to help him with Cosmic Cow.

The scandal breaks; vacation-bound Jessica helps a guerrilla.

Jessica is held hostage by South American revolutionaries; Mary decides the family is cursed.

Jessica's kidnapper sweeps her off her feet; Burt and Danny, in disguise, infiltrate a massage parlor.

Jessica falls in love with El Puerco; Danny is smitten with a hooker.

When Benson's condo is robbed, he finds it won't be easy to catch the culprits.

It's Christmas, and Benson finds a way to help an assistant cook keep her foster children.

Kraus' pen pal, an ex-con, arrives at the mansion expecting a job.

When Benson stands in for the groom at Kraus' proxy wedding, he ends up really married to her.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca."

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

A Swazi prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

Billy turns to the personal ads for a date.

Eric becomes stranded in Paris; Billy tries to teach French.

Robbery-victim Billy assigns a paper on gun control.

A fellow student (Jason Kristofer) threatens Arvid with a gun.

Samantha's reward for passing her driver's test is an old car.

Tony drops his Brooklyn accent to please his demanding speech professor.

Angela (Judith Light) lets her hair down when she attends a college fraternity party with Tony (Tony Danza).

Tony reminisces about his grandfather (Tony Danza in a dual role).

High-school freshman Jennifer uses an infatuated young man to gain admittance to a sophomore dance.

Andrew feels rejected when big brother Alex begins spending more time with his girlfriend, Lauren.

Mallory takes a job at the TV station where her father works; the Keatons hunt for clues in a lucrative breakfast cereal contest.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

Drew's dog Speedy gets lost inside DrugCo when Drew sends him to the company for experimental treatment.

Drew (Drew Carey) is forced to lay off his brother (John Carroll Lynch), who then moves in with him to try to save money.

Drew's parents look forward to their anniversary, until the death of a friend reveals some family secrets.

Drew gets involved with Sharon, but it's not really what he anticipated; Mr. Wick finds a new favorite employee.

Jimmy and Matthew (Stephen Root, Andy Dick) swap places for a day; Lisa (Maura Tierney) finds out about Beth's (Vicki Lewis) mail-order scam.

Lisa (Maura Tierney) organizes a farewell party for Jimmy (Stephen Root) after he announces his retirement. With Dave Foley, Andy Dick and Vicki Lewis.

Dave ponders his future at WNYX without Jimmy, until he's faced with a bigger problem when the rest of the crew decides to leave.

The wet-behind-the-ears director (Dave Foley) of an all-news radio station must fire his predecessor.

Elliott winds up with a professional escort (Lucy Lawless) courtesy of Nina in an attempt to make Maya jealous.

Maya exacts revenge on the new intern (Ashton Kutcher) for something that happened to her in high school.

Nina is tricked into attending the bar mitzvah of a 13-year-old (Samm Levine) who has a major crush on her.

Jack fears that Maya's new love interest may be his illegitimate son; Elliott decides it's time for Finch to move out.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

George becomes a Red Robin scout leader in order to win a "Man of the Year" award.

Their new affluence causes marital mayhem for the Jeffersons.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

Danny wins an insomniac racehorse.

The Partridges decide to move to a larger house.

George's ne'er-do-well cousin unjustly earns a label of thief.

Hazel bypasses a scheming politician when the governor comes to the Baxters' for lunch.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Witch Samantha reveals her secret to her new husband; Samantha's mother Endora visits her.

Endora is disgusted when she learns that Samantha refuses to use her powers.

Vivian's pleasure at Arthur's sudden burst of amorous behavior soon turns to panic.

Maude fires Mrs. Naugatuck and insists that she leave immediately.

Mel witnesses a robbery and believes the thief is now after him.

Vera has been going to the movies with new beau Brian, and lets slip she may move in with him. Alice and Flo are afraid she is moving too fast when she refuses to bring him to the diner to meet everyone.

Natalie is devastated when she sees her father with a strange woman.

Tootie decides to go to New York unchaperoned.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Jackie eagerly awaits a marriage proposal when Brad returns from a trip, but he's having second thoughts.

When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Alex follows his sister and Nick to New Jersey in hopes of reaching them before they get married.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

Ann's new secretary tries to hide the fact that she is an epileptic.

Barbara, starved for attention, decides to make herself more interesting.

George becomes a Red Robin scout leader in order to win a "Man of the Year" award.

Their new affluence causes marital mayhem for the Jeffersons.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Actor Tim Reid; comic Ronnie Shakes; celebrity Dian Fossey.

Margaret begins to regret her decision to become a nurse instead of a singer; Linda gives out flu shots while Becker searches for Margaret.

Chris urges Becker to take a trip to Bermuda during a cold snap in the Big Apple, but mishaps turn the trip into a nightmare.

Joe still can't convince Brian and Helen that Sandy Cooper is obsessed with him when she returns to Nantucket.

Antonio is held hostage by a crazed air-traffic controller (Dann Florek) on Christmas Eve.

Jamie plans a shower for Lisa; Fran gets back with Mark and quits her job; Paul leaves in a huff after Jamie confesses that she was kissed by a co-worker.

Paul and Jamie deal with marital problems while planning parties for Lisa's engagement and Paul's parents' anniversary.

Highlights of past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

Highlights from past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

A piece of primitive art sparks an inter-family battle about the importance of ancestors.

Louise, wishing for a change from her routine now that she and George have hired a maid, considers taking a part-time job.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

After accepting a date with an ardent old admirer, Shirley later has to figure out how to get rid of him and his mother.

The Partridges and Reuben are held hostage by an escaped convict (Arte Johnson).

Mr. Griffin and his nemesis both enjoy Hazel's sense of humor.

A misunderstanding almost gets two people married to the wrong partners.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Tony heads for Benji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiancé.

Samantha gives a dinner party to impress one of Darrin's clients.

Gladys Kravitz is unable to convince Abner that strange things seem to be happening; Darrin meets Samantha's mother for the first time.

Maude is furious when she discovers that her wallet is missing after an encounter on the subway.

Maude extends a less than sincere invitation to her trying Aunt Tinkie.

The waitresses come together to help Mel quit gambling by giving up their own vices after they discover that he lost his car to his bookie.

Prompted by Vera's high-school reunion, Flo decides to go to night school.

Trips home seem to make the Blair-Jo feud worse.

Natalie's revenge harms an innocent bystander.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Elyse's plans to match her next-door neighbor with a co-worker backfire.

Skippy's slated to become the object of a cruel fraternity prank.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

Ann's apartment building gets a new owner.

Ann unwittingly helps an ambitious co-worker stab her in the back.

A piece of primitive art sparks an inter-family battle about the importance of ancestors.

Louise, wishing for a change from her routine now that she and George have hired a maid, considers taking a part-time job.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Actor McLean Stevenson; actor Bob Uecker.

Becker gets caught up on the other side of town and must cancel a dinner with an old college friend.

A patient (Mary Steenburgen) fails to ruffle Becker's feathers; Jake leaves his newsstand to an unlikely person; Linda finds a new beau (Antonio Sabato Jr.).

Joe and Helen try to increase their social circle by meeting a couple (Tony Carreiro, Amy Von Nostrand) whom Fay knows.

Helen tries to dissuade Roy's Russian mail-order bride (Natasha Pavlova) from marriage.

Although separated, Paul and Jamie try to keep up appearances by attending two family functions; the two have a heated discussion about their relationship; Jamie takes a pregnancy test.

When Paul and Jamie confirm their pregnancy, they set out to find the best doctor in the city before telling anyone that they are expecting.

Julia refurbishes Sugarbakers when the Historical League places it on the tour of historical homes.

To surprise Anthony on his birthday, the Sugarbaker women look for his long-lost father.

The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Lionel's playboy behavior upsets his parents.

George agrees to lead a tenants' protest meeting.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

Laurie is accused of cheating while covering up for a friend.

The family visits an amusement park; guest Johnny Bench.

Hazel discovers that her letters are at the root of a young couple's troubles.

George and Hazel decide they should each mind their own business.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Jeannie's blood test is a problem because she has green corpuscles.

Darrin and Samantha quarrel when Darrin accuses her of using witchcraft.

Darrin discovers that Samantha has been entertaining after he leaves for work each morning.

Maude's liberal beliefs are put to the test when Phillip's friend Sam comes to spend the night.

No one believes Maude when she sights a UFO over Tuckahoe.

Alice is left in charge as Mel decides to take a nap in the storeroom. She finds herself face to face with a pistol waving robber who demands all the money.

The waitresses try to cheer up Mel when he becomes upset over not having a family.

Blair begins a war with Natalie over the right to privacy after Natalie peeks into Blair's diary.

Blair's cadet date is really a delinquent.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.

Alex becomes disillusioned when one of his favorite professors (Mason Adams) gets involved in a university scandal.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.