Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Comedian Richard Pryor; actress Ally Sheedy; comedian Rod Hull; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Lowell attempts to eulogize his friend and mentor; Joe and Brian try to keep Helen awake for 18 hours after she suffers a head injury.

Brian pulls out all the stops in an attempt to win Alex's affections; Roy and Lowell become addicted to a video game.

Paul is heading to Canada, but Lisa has accidentally taken Jamie's purse by mistake which contains Paul's passport, so they run around town to find her.

Paul's parents give Paul and Jamie a trip to the Caribbean. The only problem is, to use it they have to pretend to be Paul's parents, and it proves very difficult.

Julia becomes incensed by a nearby newspaper stand selling pornography.

After Anthony sprains his entire body, Suzanne becomes his nurse; Mary Jo tries to impress an old friend.

Julian fakes death to keep from losing the building.

Mary plays a "slasher" when the apartment building is rented for a horror film.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

George's former girlfriend arrives as an unexpected guest with devious plans.

Tom and Helen return to their honeymoon hotel on their 30th anniversary.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

A fight between grandma and grandpa widens the generation gap at the Partridge house.

Danny sells Keith-souvenirs to buy Mom a mink coat.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

Jeannie's mother gives Jeannie some candies named 'pipchicks'. When Tony eats one, he gains terrific strength.

Jeannie gives Tony the next day's newspaper; Roger decides to bet on a horse.

Samantha's head is endangered when she catches the eye of Henry VIII.

Darrin tries to save Samantha, who has no power or memory of him, from Henry VIII.

Maude persists in spearheading a movement to draft Henry Fonda for president despite his continued protests.

Maude discovers that her nephew's "free and easy" lifestyle is just a cover-up for his lack of responsibility.

Alice encounters a flasher and Flo faces a handsome ex-husband who wants another divorce.

An elderly American Indian claims that the diner is built on his tribal burial grounds and announces that he has come there to die.

Jo's old boyfriend proposes marriage.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls try to delay Jo's marriage.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Alex goes overboard to prove that he and Ellen share the same interests.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Business turns into pleasure when Ann takes over the company's symphony account and meets with a charming visiting conductor.

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

George's former girlfriend arrives as an unexpected guest with devious plans.

Tom and Helen return to their honeymoon hotel on their 30th anniversary.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Actress Dyan Cannon; sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.

Frustrated with his life, Joe explodes in anger and leaves town.

Ira's ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper) returns from Luxembourg, now divorced and rich. She offers to finance Ira's new venture, but his silent partner vetoes the idea.

Ira and his date fight at Paul's birthday party, prompting Paul to have flashbacks to some of the disasters that have ruined his birthday in previous years.

A former classmate's (Ray Buktenica) dying wish is to spend an evening with Julia.

On the eve of Charlene's baby shower, Suzanne learns that she must relinquish the Miss Georgia crown she won 15 years earlier.

Mary, suffering from appendicitis, shares a hospital room with an eccentric patient (Phyllis Diller).

Mary and Lester try to help homeless citizens find work and shelter.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Jimmy (Garrett Morris) steers George into trouble when he brings $50,000 worth of gambling chips to the Jeffersons.

George bribes Ralph into giving blood in his name.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

The Partridges hire a driver who turns out to be an armed robbery parolee.

The Partridges are stranded in a ghost town on Christmas Eve when their bus breaks down.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Jeannie's nephew causes big trouble; Tony and Roger take care of Abdullah.

Jeannie crashes Tony's car; The dealer tries to cheat Jeannie by buying the damaged car.

Darrin and Sam encounter the Loch Ness monster; The Loch Ness monster turns out to be a warlock.

Esmeralda decides to right a wrong she committed hundreds of years before.

Maude feels rejected when a noted literary authority chooses to lunch with Vivian.

Carol discovers she's got to show her boss more than just proficiency if she wants to get a promotion.

Mel hires a man to work at the diner for more money than he is paying the waitresses.

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

Tootie's gossiping causes a rift between Blair, Jo and Nancy; it almost costs Mrs. Garrett her job.

Blair thinks her failure to be elected student council president is the most important thing in the world until her opponent suffers a true crisis.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Jimmy (Garrett Morris) steers George into trouble when he brings $50,000 worth of gambling chips to the Jeffersons.

George bribes Ralph into giving blood in his name.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Rosie Greis; comic Steven Wright.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Jamie's forced to work on an ad campaign with her ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz). He's recently published a comic book that features an evil queen from outer space, and Jamie thinks the character is based on her.

The Buchmans struggle to find the perfect anniversary gift and discover that the newsstand where they met has burned down.

The Sugarbaker women and their mates (Hal Holbrook, Douglas Barr, Richard Gilliland) take a canoe trip in the Georgia backwoods.

Anthony attempts to prove himself when Mary Jo hires him for a contracting job.

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Sandra interferes in Mary's matchmaking plans for her brother and Rose.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Louise pits her tomboyish granddaughter against Mrs. Van Morris' grandson in a piano-playing competition.

George and Louise try to find the imposters posing as TV personalities who ripped them off.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

A free-spirited girl leaves the Partridges one million dollars; suddenly their lives are turned upside down as they deal with their newfound wealth.

Chris and Tracy decide to run away from home and live with Reuben.

Harold boasts his father once outperformed a famous athlete.

Sheared sheep and George's resignation lead Mr. Griffin to fake a heart attack.

Jeannie's dog hates uniforms and attacks anybody wearing one.

Jeannie uses magic to help Tony punch; Tony enters the Armed Forces boxing tournament.

Endora finds a willing accomplice in Venus, a statue come to life.

Maurice is infuriated that Sam and Darrin didn't visit him in London.

Maude panics when she finds out why the ex-convict she hired went to prison.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Natalie's first date has unexpected consequences.

Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

Ginny surprises everyone with the revelation that she has a daughter.

Louise pits her tomboyish granddaughter against Mrs. Van Morris' grandson in a piano-playing competition.

George and Louise try to find the imposters posing as TV personalities who ripped them off.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Arnold Schwarzenegger; comedian Jerry Seinfeld; tennis player Andre Agassi.

Much to Chris' chagrin, Becker announces he'll be spending Christmas with his new girlfriend; Margaret regrets inviting Linda to go caroling.

On her 10th anniversary of working with Becker, Margaret feels he owes her more recognition than she receives.

Fay and Helen get Lowell to play Santa at a children's center.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

When the newsstand where they met burns down on their third wedding anniversary, the Buchmans get a glimpse of what their lives would have been like if they had never met.

While awaiting the results of a pregnancy test, the Buchmans mull parenthood.

Charlene discovers her cousin (Kim Zimmer) is a victim of domestic violence.

The Sugarbaker women testify for Bernice when her niece (Leslie Ackerman) attempts to have her declared incompetent.

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

Mary asks Sandra to convince the building owner to buy Mary a new refrigerator.

Dreama is accidentally turned into a mouse when she catches Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) spring fever.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is grounded for breaking curfew and ends up in the Wild West, where she becomes sheriff.

Sabrina's bratty cousin visits with the intent to steal Harvey; Zelda finds solace inside a genie bottle.

Sabrina is accepted to different colleges and is pressured by Josh, Harvey and Zelda to choose their favorite.

Seeking a promotion from Orson, Mork puts together a report on how to stay happily married on Earth.

Too unfamiliar with the ways of earthlings to make it on his own, Mork moves in with Mindy.

Jack and Suzi visit South Africa's Thula Thula reserve, known for its work saving African elephants.

Jack's favorite gorilla treks from Rwanda's Virunga Mountains; veterinarians work with wild gorillas; a special orphanage.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

After Helen agrees to see an old USO boyfriend, a jealous Stanley makes a date with an old girlfriend.

Jack doesn't want to tell his aunt that he's living with Vicky.

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

No one believes that Vera has ESP until she successfully predicts five events.

Alice causes problems for Tommy when she starts dating his high-school principal.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

At the Twelfth, the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

A Christmas Eve battle erupts over Lionel and Jenny's wedding.

George suffers from the self-improvement courses Louise and Florence are taking.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

Roger Abbott takes an interest in Billie Bunker.

Archie challenges the system when Mrs. Canby is cheated by a sleazy garment operation.

Walter and Arthur land in a Vermont jail while Maude and Vivian go on an eating binge.

Both Maude and Vivian receive affectionate postcards from the same man.

Laurie and Shirley go camping; worried, Keith, Danny and Reuben follow.

Danny retaliates when the object of his affections admits that she is in love with Keith.

After the whole town starts extolling Hazel's bowling feats, George decides to do something about it.

Hazel and her friend Rosie vie for the attentions of a handsome chauffeur.

Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears.

Tony suggests Jeannie write a book; Jeannie writes a book and puts Tony's name on it.

Samantha writes a play to celebrate the end of the civil war, and makes the characters really come alive.

Darrin is struggling to create an advertising campaign for a toy.

Actress Ann-Margret; actor Robert Mitchum; Joseph Sorrentino; actor Tom Dreesen.

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

After Helen agrees to see an old USO boyfriend, a jealous Stanley makes a date with an old girlfriend.

Jack doesn't want to tell his aunt that he's living with Vicky.

The Rush family moves to Marin County where Henry becomes an editor of a weekly newspaper.

Ship's captain; a bucket's tale.

Hill's Angels reveal their assets at a café; Benny the tramp tries unsuccessfully to mend a broken statue.

Rock singer; Passion Flower Hotel.

Gangster; celebrity menu.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) retaliates against a dictatorial Joey (Greg Evigan) by sneaking out with a teenage biker (Trevor Edmond). With Paul Reiser.

Nicole and Michael (Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser) find Joey (Greg Evigan) in bed with a woman.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreams her mother (Emma Samms) had married one of her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan).

Michael and Joey go to work for a tough but sexy boss (Terri Garber).

Tootie feels ignored when Natalie devotes all of her time to her new boyfriend.

Despite Mrs. Garrett's objections, the girls settle in for an all-night study session.

Blair and Jo share a common feeling of disdain toward their graduation from Eastland.

Blair and Jo come to realize that they have learned more at Eastland than just academics.

Henry uses Cosmic Cow to seek a tax deduction and an honorary college degree.

Henry matches Sara and a drug-using athlete.

Monroe takes in a runaway girl, unbeknownst to Henry and Muriel.

With college graduation approaching, Monroe applies for jobs without any success.

Dying Jessica forgives Chester; Leslie has a gun; Mary goes into labor; Dutch is torn.

Jessica comes out of her coma; Eunice wins Dutch from Corinne; Burt and Danny receive blackmail photos; Mary is not sure her baby isn't an alien.

Burt gives in to Tibbs' blackmail; Danny receives some bad news from Polly; Corinne announces she is leaving for California; Wendy is kidnapped.

Jessica comes home from the hospital; Dutch and Eunice announce their marriage plans; Mary reveals the photos she has found.

Benson steps in to prevent an attempt to foist early retirement upon the mansion's gardener.

Benson teaches an economics course that a test-shy Kraus must pass to keep her job.

When Benson's army buddies gather for a reunion, some unexpected hard feelings surface.

Benson buys a condominium but discovers that it isn't the dream home he expected.

Mary and Sandra head opposing teams on TV's "Family Feud" game show.

Sandra's beau (Richard Lawson) buys a Japanese restaurant without knowing how to run it.

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Alan falls for a model.

Aristotle tries to help Charlie's acting career.

Aristotle videotapes a mob-family wedding.

An easygoing teacher offers life lessons to a group of overachieving students.

Tony (Tony Danza) applies to college and Angela (Judith Light) helps him prepare for the entrance exam.

Samantha (Alyssa Milano) is attracted to a college student (Adam Carl) staying at her house, causing problems with her current boyfriend (Scott Bloom).

Problems arise when Tony (Tony Danza) goes on strike and Angela (Judith Light) must handle an important dinner party on her own.

Tony (Tony Danza) becomes an overprotective parent when Samantha (Alyssa Milano) lands her first modeling job.

Steven must decide whether Nick's sculpture or another artist's work is the winner in a local competition.

Alex transforms Jennifer's rock band into a '40s-style swing group.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Drew (Drew Carey) and the gang make an endorsement deal with a professional wrestler (guest star Hunter Hearst Helmsley), who starts dating Kate (Christa Miller).

Courting competition begins when Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) each ask the same girl out.

Drew hosts a pajama party as a way to spend time with Tracy; Mimi lures some women to her house for a "business" seminar.

Sportscasters add commentary and play-by-play analysis as Drew, Oswald and Lewis continue to compete for Tracy's affections.

Matthew (Andy Dick) finds out that Jimmy's (Stephen Root) nemesis, Johnny Johnson (guest star Patrick Warburton), is actually a vagrant battling alcoholism. With Maura Tierney and Dave Foley.

As Lisa (Maura Tierney) prepares for her wedding, an undercover cop stalks Johnny (guest star Patrick Warburton) for stealing Lisa's ring. With Dave Foley, Vicki Lewis and Stephen Root.

Max (Jon Lovitz) pretends to be leaving WNYX to try and get a date with Beth (Vicki Lewis); Joe (Joe Rogan) dislikes Lisa's (Maura Tierney) new last name.

Dave (Dave Foley) tries to impose mandatory job descriptions; Joe (Joe Rogan) teaches Matthew and Max (Andy Dick, Jon Lovitz) martial arts.

Finch's romance with a boxer (Sami Reed) brings trouble in the form of her jealous ex-girlfriend (Elizabeth Rodriguez).

Nina and Maya believe a new employee (Mo Collins) invited everyone in the office to her bridal shower so she could get more presents.

Elliott's plan to ask for Maya's hand in marriage on her birthday is ruined when Nina tags along to dinner.

Elliott's plan to ask for Maya's hand in marriage on her birthday is ruined when Nina tags along to dinner.

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

George uses smear tactics in his race against Louise for president of the tenants' council.

Florence has a fantasy about meeting her idol at a ball despite her stepfather and stepsisters.

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard; and an eccentric swears that the snow is the start of a new ice age.

Wojo wrecks a taxi that he borrows to chase a robbery suspect; and Lieutenant Scanlon enlists the help of a drug pusher to test the detectives' honesty.

On a dare, Keith produces a movie starring the Partridges.

Keith wants his own apartment so he can have some peace and quiet to write music; Shirley reluctantly agrees to let him move into a room in the house next door.

Poor working habits force a milkman's early retirement.

Hazel uses stock to bait potential Scouts Harold and his friend.

Jeannie arranges for every wish to be granted in her absence.

Consumed by jealousy, Jeannie changes a top-secret NASA film.

Darrin becomes very romantic when a ghost takes over his body.

Tabitha speaks out about violence on TV and almost becomes a television star.

Maude and her ex-husband Chester find themselves locked in a file closet.

Maude makes a bad situation unbearable when Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding plans hit a snag.

Mel injures his back at Alice's apartment and has to stay there for two weeks.

Alice and Vera are stunned when it seems that Flo and Mel have become more than friends, but both go to Alice to try and break off the new relationship.

Cosmetics saleswoman Blair gives Tootie a new look.

A top fashion photographer arrives on campus to search for the new face of the '80s.

When Mildred Rafkin comes back searching for her mother's brooch, Jackie suggests hiring a medium for help.

On her 42nd birthday, Muriel discovers she's pregnant.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard; and an eccentric swears that the snow is the start of a new ice age.

Wojo wrecks a taxi that he borrows to chase a robbery suspect; and Lieutenant Scanlon enlists the help of a drug pusher to test the detectives' honesty.

Ann's emergency call brings a young doctor whose bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired.

Ann's expected promotion is given to a man who is less qualified.

George uses smear tactics in his race against Louise for president of the tenants' council.

Florence has a fantasy about meeting her idol at a ball despite her stepfather and stepsisters.

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

Actor Raven Symone; John McLaughlin; actor Robert Townsend.

Becker is shocked when a 15-year-old patient confides he has unprotected sex; Becker accidentally leaves a bag of condoms in the diner.

Becker suspects his former college roommate (Kelsey Grammer) of swiping his prescription pad during an unannounced visit.

Joe and Brian finally get up the nerve to tell Lowell to move out.

Fay becomes paranoid when many of her friends tell her that a man is trying to track her down; Antonio becomes addicted to cable television.

Paul wants to invest in a parking space at the Buchmans' building, even though they don't own a car; a reluctant Jamie is against the idea.

While waiting at a bus stop, Paul and Jamie take a test in a magazine to see if they are compatible; flashbacks show how the couple met and how their relationship developed.

Julia gets her head stuck in the banister at the governor's mansion just before the annual ball.

Julia and Suzanne's plans go awry when they travel to Japan to visit their mother.

Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester.

After the apartment manager dies, Mary fears Sandra will become the new landlord.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

When George forgets Louise's birthday, he asks Ralph for help.

Florence's faith is shaken when her church's new minister misappropriates funds.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Fork-stabbing highlights Thanksgiving. Three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at a laundromat.

Harris searches Manhattan for an apartment to fit his intended lifestyle; Wojo is buried alive while pursuing a thief.

Danny's imagination runs wild when he writes articles about Keith and Shirley for the local newspaper.

A painting of a nude on their garage door causes trouble for the Partridges.

Frank Gifford comes to town to buy a bowling alley.

Hazel buys a car when George won't let her use his.

Jeannie's sister provides Jeannie lessons in the art of catching a husband.

Jeannie causes General Peterson to think Dr. Bellows has gone mad.

Samantha and Maurice lose their powers; Maurice tries to live the mortal life and helps out Darrin at work.

Tabitha puts herself into the tale of Hansel and Gretel; Samantha must go into the story.

While worrying over a business loan, Walter receives news that may ruin his life.

Maude fears the worst when Walter disappears after losing his store to bankruptcy.

Mel hits on a unique scheme to give everyone a white Christmas.

Vera believes that God has visited when George Burns drops by the diner.

Mrs. Garrett's son Alex visits her at Eastland; Natalie is impressed by his claims of having played on several recording sessions for popular musicians, but Blair doesn't trust him.

Tootie and Natalie visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia in Buffalo, N.Y.; they end up in the middle of a marital flare-up.

Henry finds it difficult to tolerate his free-spirited niece who is staying with the family.

Muriel and Henry wonder if Sara is their real daughter.

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

Coached by Alex, Jennifer presents a class speech, but she doesn't know what she is talking about.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Fork-stabbing highlights Thanksgiving. Three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at a laundromat.

Harris searches Manhattan for an apartment to fit his intended lifestyle; Wojo is buried alive while pursuing a thief.

Ann is suddenly involved in the intimate problems of strangers.

The night of a dance finds Barbara in trouble.

When George forgets Louise's birthday, he asks Ralph for help.

Florence's faith is shaken when her church's new minister misappropriates funds.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Actor Buddy Hackett; Dave Thomas; actress Teresa Ganzel.

One of Becker's patients appears to be in better health since he began praying; Linda tries to rein in her long-distance relationship.

Mrs. Firth goes overboard with gratitude after Becker performs an uncharacteristic act of kindness toward his neighbor.

Encouraged by Brian, Joe becomes involved in a relationship with Fay's 19-year-old study partner (Liz Vassey).

Brian reconsiders his commitment to Alex when a bevy of attractive models comes to town for a photo shoot.

Jamie tries to bond with Paul's mother (Cynthia Harris) while deciding who gets what in Sylvia's will; Jamie contemplates whether to tell Sylvia that they are trying to get pregnant.

Paul may ruin Jamie's chance of getting a job with a public relations executive in the mayor's office.

Mary Jo consults a dating manual and solicits Suzanne's help to find the right man.

Suzanne endures cruel jokes about her weight when she attends her high-school reunion.

Mary holds a sidewalk sale to raise cash, but mistakenly sells Lester's favorite lamp.

Mary writes a letter to the White House complaining about potholes.

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

Louise insists on handing a unique punishment to two hoods who tried to rip off George's store.

George, Louise and Florence go to Atlantic City.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

The FBI arrives to investigate a college student who built a working nuclear bomb for his physics class project.

An angry citizen creates a disturbance when he learns that his deposit at a sperm bank has been accidentally ruined.

Laurie and Shirley go camping; worried, Keith, Danny and Reuben follow.

Danny retaliates when the object of his affections admits that she is in love with Keith.

A purse containing a dress shop's receipts for the day is lost.

Hazel uses her wits to delay a decision at a gangster meeting.

A general's hippie daughter uses Jeannie's secret to blackmail Tony.

NASA, suspecting a leak, sends Tony to a secret location to finish design work on a spacecraft, while a lookalike substitutes for Tony at the base and at home -- where he discovers Jeannie.

Endora tries her best to cause Darrin to lose his job; Alonzo cast a spell on Larry.

Endora enlists the help of a cat to stir up some jealousy in Samantha.

An apprehensive Maude visits Walter the day after his suicide attempt.

Carol's latest boyfriend provides Maude with greater worries than the national elections.

Flo's vanity fights with her need to get glasses. When she finally agrees, J.V. tells her he is married. Flo is convinced it is because of the glasses.

A high school basketball player falls for Alice when Tommy invites him over for dinner. He slips into depression when she refuses to go to the prom with him.

Tootie is tired of being treated like a little girl; Blair brings home two bottles of fine European wine; Tootie drinks some to show she has become an adult.

The ugliness of sexual violation rocks the Eastland School when Natalie is assaulted on her way home from a campus party.

Sara decides to go out with one of Jackie's former boyfriends.

Muriel and Henry must decide if they want to know their baby's sex before it's born.

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

The FBI arrives to investigate a college student who built a working nuclear bomb for his physics class project.

An angry citizen creates a disturbance when he learns that his deposit at a sperm bank has been accidentally ruined.

Ann finds she has little in common with the other patrons of Ginny's singles bar.

Julie cracks under the pressure of her upcoming college boards.

Louise insists on handing a unique punishment to two hoods who tried to rip off George's store.

George, Louise and Florence go to Atlantic City.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Actress Annie Potts; actress Shelley Winters; comic Ronnie Shakes.

Becker's strange behavior leads Linda to believe that he has a serious drug problem.

Becker is fit to be tied after Chris bans smoking; Bob convinces Jake that Amanda is cheating on him.

Brian and Alex quickly regret their decision to move in together; Lowell plays a special version of "the name game."

Joe and Brian play a prank on their high-school coach (Jack Ging), and it backfires when the man is found dead.

Paul and Jamie visit Yoko Ono to see if she will work with Paul on a television documentary; the couple tries very hard not to mention The Beatles.

Paul and Jamie hire a professional dog walker (Hank Azaria) to care for a neglected Murray; Paul becomes convinced that Murray likes the new dog walker better than him.

Mary Jo is forced to take a second job when her ex-husband falls behind on child-support payments.

Suzanne and Mary Jo rush Charlene to the hospital when she goes into labor on New Year's Eve.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Reggie Jackson comes to the rescue after George drops a home run ball at Yankee Stadium.

Tom's boring storytelling tactics seem to be working magic on a female quintet.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Demonic possession, an illegal alien and an accountant with a pocketful of marijuana make up a day's work at the precinct.

An aging bounty hunter and a sugar addict are the precinct's latest guests; and Yemena is rushed to the hospital after an appendicitis attack.

The school newspaper is collecting items for an auction; Danny accidentally grabs the box with Laurie's items to contribute; her personal diary falls into the hands of the editor of the school newspaper; the editor threatens to publish it.

The Partridges perform at an Indian reservation.

Hazel uses her wits to delay a decision at a gangster meeting.

Hazel fills in for injured fashion model Dorothy.

Tony's double turns out to be a spy; the double tells everything to Dr. Bellows.

Tony, who is terrified of horses, accidentally enters a bucking bronco contest.

Samantha helps out when Endora makes Darrin a gambler; Darrin bets on a horse bound to lose.

The Witches Council wants to test out Adam to see if he is a warlock or a mortal; Maurice helps Adam by giving him powers so that he will not be taken away.

Maude agrees to go on a TV game-show with Vivian.

Arthur panics at the thought of spending a weekend alone with Walter.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives.

A former Eastland student, now a teenage wife and mother, stops by for a visit.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

The Rushes have to break the news of Rafkin's death to one of his friends.

The Rush family starts a round of bickering when Henry decides to make out his will.

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Demonic possession, an illegal alien and an accountant with a pocketful of marijuana make up a day's work at the precinct.

An aging bounty hunter and a sugar addict are the precinct's latest guests; and Yemena is rushed to the hospital after an appendicitis attack.

The girls start to worry when Ann doesn't call while away on a business trip.

Julie falls for an older man (Jim Hutton).

Reggie Jackson comes to the rescue after George drops a home run ball at Yankee Stadium.

Tom's boring storytelling tactics seem to be working magic on a female quintet.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Actor George Carlin; Jon Pennington.

Amanda runs off with her new boyfriend and all of heartbroken Jake's furniture; Becker brags about quitting smoking for the last two days.

Becker is skeptical at first, but he goes psycho after a psychic gives everyone except him great news about the future.

Roy's ex-wife (Concetta Tomei) returns to Nantucket and has ulterior motives for wanting to rekindle their relationship.

Davis (Mark Harelik) rushes to Nantucket after canceling a date with Helen, only to find her with another man (John Putch).

The Buchmans go to a dog park to meet new people; Paul offers theater tickets to a couple for a double date, but the tickets have already been promised to Fran and Ira, forcing Paul to lie to his cousin.

Everyone has plans for New Year's Eve: Paul is scheduled to film the ball dropping festivities in Times Square while Jamie is going to the Mayor's ball. Plans change as the year's final minutes count down.

While waiting for Charlene's baby to arrive, Julia meets a fascinating patient.

The ladies decorate a house for a client's wife and a condo for his mistress.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Lionel and Jennie return from Japan with news that stuns the Jefferson and Willis families.

As the Jeffersons and the Willises quarrel, Lionel and Jennie's marriage hangs in the balance.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

A woman lodges a rape charge against her husband; A master of disguise perpetuates a crime spree; To Yemana's delight, the city legalizes off-track betting.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Keith and Danny are taken in by a psychic's "trance routine."

Laurie embarrasses Keith by defending him from the school bully.

Hazel makes a bet with Rosie that George can lose ten pounds.

After Dorothy is accused of doing a bad job of interior decorating, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Believing it will give Tony more time for her, Jeannie puts his house up for sale.

Jeannie wants Tony to run for governor, with Roger's enthusiastic approval.

Larry gets Esmeralda to baby-sit for a client; Ralph learns some magic.

Samantha gets a condition which makes her 500 pounds heavier; A cure from Dr. Bombay makes Sam light enough to float.

Maude is determined that nothing will stand in the way of Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding.

Maude and Walter have different reactions to an evening of mate-swapping.

Flo's rodeo-riding brother falls for Alice, causing his horse to feel rejected.

An investigative reporter who fears for his life takes refuge in Mel's Diner.

Jo's chance to write a hot news story leads her on a trail of revenge and repercussions.

Mrs. Garrett must take a second job at the Howard Johnson's when she loses her pension; this takes a toll on her mood and her Eastland work, so she must choose between the two.

A self-effacing Monroe takes an assertiveness-training course that turns him into an egomaniac.

Muriel's latest assignment interferes with Henry's 25th anniversary plans.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

A woman lodges a rape charge against her husband; A master of disguise perpetuates a crime spree; To Yemana's delight, the city legalizes off-track betting.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.