Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Actor Tom Hanks; actress Lynn Redgrave; Franklyn Ajaye.

Jake shocks everyone when he marries a woman he's known only 24 hours.

John, Bob, Jake and Reggie are swindled by a man they think is homeless; Margaret regrets taking on a second job.

Frustrated with his life, Joe explodes in anger and leaves town.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

While waiting at a bus stop, Paul and Jamie take a test in a magazine to see if they are compatible; flashbacks show how the couple met and how their relationship developed.

Jamie tries to bond with Paul's mother (Cynthia Harris) while deciding who gets what in Sylvia's will; Jamie contemplates whether or not to tell Sylvia that they are trying to get pregnant.

Julia gets her head stuck in the banister at the governor's mansion just before the annual ball.

Julia and Suzanne's plans go awry when they travel to Japan to visit their mother.

Sandra's beau (Richard Lawson) buys a Japanese restaurant without knowing how to run it.

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is transformed into a doll while baby-sitting her witch cousin, Amanda (guest star Emily Hart).

Sabrina and Aunt Hilda transform themselves into men to see how the other half lives, but the plan backfires.

Sabrina's Halloween party turns into a disaster when monsters crash the party and a river of candy corn fills the kitchen.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) life is transformed back to the 1960s when Salem swallows a "time ball.".

Mindy and Mork compete for the same job.

Mork develops an allergy to Mindy, causing unstoppable laughter.

The Fiji Islands: using vines to catch fish; creating colorful pearls; the blue-footed booby.

The future of chimpanzees, gorillas, mandrills and other primates.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Vicky and Jack's romantic weekend in Acapulco is ruined by Bradford's presence.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Mel falls for a hitchhiker, who decides to continue on to California, leaving Alice to console Mel. She soon finds that Mel may have moved on -- to her.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx; Harris is interested in a Master forger.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

Mother Jefferson resorts to desperate measures to get attention.

Renewing their wedding vows almost brings an end to George and Louise's marriage.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Ann fears that her daughters will make the same mistake she did.

Ann fights with Chuck's parents over who is to blame for Julie and Chuck running away.

Murray falls in love with Barney's ex-wife.

Murray's daughter, whom he never mentioned, arrives for a visit.

Maude needles Walter into analyzing their marriage when they learn that Chuck and Vivian are breaking up.

Maude finds Walter very uncooperative as they prepare to go to a dinner party.

A European-tour promoter tells Shirley she's "out" with the "in" crowd.

Laurie refuses to speak after she has to get braces.

Hazel is discouraged when a publishing company refuses to publish her book.

A lonely bachelor grows fond of Hazel and proposes marriage.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

Jeannie must go to Mecca with Tony or lose her powers forever and vanish from his life.

Samantha takes two orphans to meet Santa Claus when one of them says he doesn't believe in Santa.

Samantha hires an alcoholic magician for a hospital benefit show.

Actor Buddy Hackett; actress Sally Field; composer Eubie Blake; Carnac.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Vicky and Jack's romantic weekend in Acapulco is ruined by Bradford's presence.

The Rushes' Central American housekeeper enrolls in a naturalization course, but quits after the first class.

Fred Scuttle; handyman.

Two suitors vie for a rich widow; Benny buys snuff.

Christian slave; spoof of Irish television.

Orson Welles parody; Fred Scuttle.

Joey (Greg Evigan) becomes the breadwinner when Michael (Paul Reiser) is laid off. With Florence Stanley.

A burned-out rock 'n' roll legend (Davy Jones) visits Joey (Greg Evigan). Peter Noone also guest stars.

Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) try to show Nicole (Staci Keanan) the dangers of alcohol. With Florence Stanley.

A moonlighting bailiff (Richard Moll) protects Judge Wilbur (Florence Stanley) from a recently released criminal.

Jo's old boyfriend proposes marriage.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls try to delay Jo's marriage.

Blair thinks her failure to be elected student council president is the most important thing in the world until her opponent suffers a true crisis.

Natalie's first date has unexpected consequences.

Henry finds it difficult to tolerate his free-spirited niece who is staying with the family.

Muriel and Henry wonder if Sara is their real daughter.

Sara decides to go out with one of Jackie's former boyfriends.

Muriel and Henry must decide if they want to know their baby's sex before it's born.

Elaine vows to wed Danny; Franklin's remarks insult Jessica.

Mary commits Burt; Carol and Jodie date; Benson testifies.

Walter leaves Eunice; Burt confesses; Mrs. Fine testifies.

Jodie and Carol find love; Burt returns; Chester is arrested.

A mysterious conservationist sends dead fish and sludge to the mansion to protest a power project.

Benson and the governor make a late-night visit to a seedy bar to talk to constituents.

Benson, a veteran, is puzzled when he is told to report to the Army for "evaluation.".

A temporary secretary's efficiency makes Marcy feel threatened.

Mary urges Lester to give Calvin a job so that he will spend less time with Brenda.

Mary and Sandra compete on the "Wheel of Fortune" game show.

Mary goes shopping leaving ailing Lester in Brenda's care.

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

Charlie's (Howard Hesseman) students believe one of them must go to make room for a transfer student.

Dennis protests cafeteria cuisine.

Darlene and Sarah vie for a handsome student.

Charlie coaches for a meet with Bronx Science.

Samantha lies about Tony to slumber-party pals.

A philanthropist's death makes Mona an heiress.

Tony plays matchmaker for Angela and a recently divorced buddy.

Tony poses for Mona's beefcake calendar.

Alex announces that his talents are being wasted in a part-time job at the TV station.

Alex tries to setup Skippy with a shy friend, but she thinks Alex is the one asking her out.

Jennifer's old buddy returns for a visit, but she has to try and woo him away from Mallory.

While working at a crisis center for class credit, Alex and a friend get a call from a suicidal student.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers his special relationship with his beloved music teacher wasn't unique after all. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.

Drew's date takes him by surprise when she tells him she is a zoning inspector who must shut down his home brewery.

Mimi offers her father's trucks for the store's first Thanksgiving parade -- as long as she is the star attraction.

Drew and Mimi decide to crash a co-worker's party after finding out they were the only ones not invited.

When the station gets a lukewarm review in a national trade publication, the WNYX staff takes it personally.

Mutiny is in the air when budget cuts threaten the staff's office snacks. With Phil Hartman and Dave Foley.

Beth (Vicki Lewis) orders a video arcade game for the office, much to the delight of Mr. James and Dave (Stephen Root, Dave Foley).

Due to their lack of holiday spirit, Jimmy decides not to invite any of the WNYX employees to his annual Halloween bash.

Bringing her father and mother (Jessica Walter) together for the first time in 25 years creates complications for Maya.

Jack is hit by friendly fire when Finch accidentally shoots his company teammate in a paintball game.

Finch and the new nanny (Ana Gasteyer) are caught in an embrace by a camera hidden inside a teddy bear.

Maya is taken in by Finch's lie that Jack wants to turn a neighboring office into a daycare center, but what Jack really wants the space for is a steam room.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

The Partridges bring a lonely millionaire (John Astin) out of his self-imposed isolation.

The Partridges have to hide from a mystery writer to win $25,000 for charity.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

When Tony orders Jeannie to help someone else, she helps to rob a bank.

The president comes to Tony's home while a new genie is in training.

Samantha learns that Tabitha has inherited her powers of witchcraft.

Aunt Clara visits and believes her powers have finally blown a fuse, but in truth, Tabitha is the culprit.

Maude decides her marriage is over when Walter falls off the wagon.

Candidate Maude finally faces Election Day.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Tootie feels ignored when Natalie devotes all of her time to her new boyfriend.

Jo returns home for a visit and announces that she has decided to get a job instead of attending college.

Henry uses Cosmic Cow to seek a tax deduction and an honorary college degree.

Henry matches Sara and a drug-using athlete.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

Ann's business meeting with a wealthy Arab coincides with a sudden upsurge in Julie's political activity.

Barbara has trouble with her new part-time job.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Actress Mariette Hartley; Bill Johnson; artist Alice Neel.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.

Helen and Joe have very different reactions when former classmate Sandy Cooper (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to re-create prom night with Joe.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Paul may ruin Jamie's chance of getting a job with a public relations executive in the mayor's office.

Paul and Jamie visit Yoko Ono to see if she will work with Paul on a television documentary; the couple tries very hard not to mention The Beatles.

Mary Jo consults a dating manual and solicits Suzanne's help to find the right man.

Suzanne endures cruel jokes about her weight when she attends her high-school reunion.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him down to size when his schemes go awry.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

The new neighbor complains about the Partridges' music.

Keith schemes to meet a new girl through Laurie's newspaper column.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Tabitha is tested for her powers; The Aunt insist Tabitha be enrolled in magic school.

Aunt Clara botches a spell and Darrin's boss's child becomes twins.

Maude becomes hysterical when Vivian's dog dies while in her care.

Maude discovers that Mrs. Naugatuck has taken everyone for a ride.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

Despite Mrs. Garrett's objections, the girls settle in for an all-night study session.

Blair and Jo share a common feeling of disdain toward their graduation from Eastland.

Monroe takes in a runaway girl, unbeknownst to Henry and Muriel.

With college graduation approaching, Monroe applies for jobs without any success.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

Ann and the girls are snowed in at a remote cabin during the Christmas holidays.

Ann finds herself in her most serious romantic involvement since her divorce.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him down to size when his schemes go awry.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Actor/director Carl Reiner; actress Catherine Deneuve.

Jake experiences some interesting people and helps a man when Becker and Linda lose him on a busy New York street.

When a dinner party breaks up, Reggie is left alone with her friend's husband, and they share more than a meal.

Fay and Helen get Lowell to play Santa at a children's center.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

Paul and Jamie hire a professional dog walker (Hank Azaria) to care for a neglected Murray; Paul becomes convinced that Murray likes the new dog walker better than him.

The Buchmans go to a dog park to meet new people; Paul offers theater tickets to a couple for a double date but the tickets have already been promised to Fran and Ira, forcing Paul to lie to his cousin..

Mary Jo is forced to take a second job when her ex-husband falls behind on child-support payments.

Suzanne and Mary Jo rush Charlene to the hospital when she goes into labor on New Year's Eve.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca."

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Evaluation reports cause worry for the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

A pretty music student inspires Keith to write classical pieces.

Danny's Little League status inflates his ego.

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Harold boasts his father once outperformed a famous athlete.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

A wood nymph, mortal enemy of witches, comes to visit the Stephenses.

A fight erupts between Endora and Uncle Arthur; a disappearing house.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

Fearing she's fallen out of love with Walter, Maude seeks counseling from a psychiatrist.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

Blair and Jo come to realize that they have learned more at Eastland than just academics.

Mrs. Garrett is angry; Jo faces expulsion.

Monroe, Jackie and Sara use a home computer to bet on horse races.

Henry's contract is up for renewal and Monroe brings home his security partner, a Doberman named Kelly.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Evaluation reports cause worry for the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

Ann discovers that the man she has become involved with is married.

Ann has to make a decision about her relationship with a married man.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Actress Barbara Eden; comedian Bobby Kelton; cartoonist Arnold Roth.

Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring.

Becker balks at Reggie's request to help out needy children at Christmas, but he relents at the last minute and must endure a mad shopping trip.

Joe and Brian finally get up the nerve to tell Lowell to move out.

Fay becomes paranoid when many of her friends tell her that a man is trying to track her down; Antonio becomes addicted to cable television.

Everyone has plans for New Year's Eve: Paul is scheduled to film the ball dropping festivities in Times Square while Jamie is going to the Mayor's ball. Plans change as the year's final minutes count down.

An unexpected visit from Paul's parents (Cynthia Harris, Louis Zorich) on Jamie's ovulation day ruins Paul and Jamie's plans; Paul's sister reveals that she is gay.

While waiting for Charlene's baby to arrive, Julia meets a fascinating patient.

The ladies decorate a house for a client's wife and a condo for his mistress.

A Swaziri prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

Mary, Sandra, Alexandria and her Girl Scout troop get lost in the woods.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

When the Partridges start treating him with kid gloves, Reuben feels he's not long for the world.

Keith, stuck with two dates for one night, tries to scheme his way out of one. Guest star: Cheryl Ladd.

Sheared sheep and George's resignation lead Mr. Griffin to fake a heart attack.

Poor working habits force a milkman's early retirement.

Jeannie's sister makes a play for Tony while Jeannie is locked in a safe.

Tony panics because Jeannie will belong to whoever frees her from the safe.

Endora makes a house for a Halloween party appear on a vacant lot.

Darrin's competitor plants a bug in Tabitha's rattle.

Bogus doctor Walter faces a real medical emergency.

Vivian meets a wall of defiance when Arthur refuses to tell her about his financial woes.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Mrs. Garrett's move causes new problems.

Blair fires sorority-party caterer Mrs. Garrett.

Jackie returns from Hawaii with intentions of marrying a surfing instructor she met there.

When Henry breaks his arm Mr. Wainright hires an over-ambitious artist to help him with Cosmic Cow.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

A teacher's critical remarks plunge Julie into a deep depression.

An ambitious co-worker tries to take over Ann's most important account.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Actor Garry Shandling; director Joe Newman.

Everyone starts experiencing problems after Linda mentions that the planet Mercury is in retrograde; Jake challenges Bob and Reggie in a game of Scrabble.

Reggie discovers that her new beau's ex-wife is a former beauty queen who now serves as an adviser to the president.

Tempers flare when the gang and an annoying old man (William Hickey) are trapped in Antonio's taxi during a storm.

Encouraged by Brian, Joe becomes involved in a relationship with Fay's 19-year-old study partner (Liz Vassey).

Jamie is housebound after injuring her back in a moment of passion; Paul runs her errands and takes his father (Louis Zorich) to the eye doctor.

Paul and Jamie share a troubling dream in which they find themselves at a party with "Laugh-In" regulars.

While modeling a fur coat at a fashion show, Suzanne is injured by animal-rights protesters; Olivia searches for a nanny.

The ladies are forced to negotiate with a crafty car dealer for a new delivery van when their old one breaks down in a driving rainstorm.

Sandra appears on "The Love Connection."

Sandra takes on a baker (Flip Wilson) who steals Mary's family cookie recipe.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Danny and Keith suspect Laurie's shipboard suitor.

A presidential ambassador (Richard Mulligan) pursues Shirley.

Hazel uses stock to bait potential Scouts Harold and his friend.

Frank Gifford comes to town to buy a bowling alley.

Commander Porter asks Tony and Roger to spend five days living off berries and bugs.

Tony inherits a haunted English castle; Jennie, Roger and Tony go check it out.

Aunt Clara botches a spell and all the lights on the East Coast go out.

Darrin and Samantha find out that too much psychiatry can ruin a good marriage.

Maude is appalled to find that Walter has supplied a date for a rich investor who's coming to dinner.

Mrs. Naugatuck knows more than she's telling when Maude's priceless crystal bowl gets broken.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

The girls' careless work habits could lead to the closing of Mrs. Garrett's gourmet shop by the Board of Health.

Jo's new boyfriend turns out to be wealthy.

Henry suspects Muriel of having an affair with a mob accountant.

When Muriel's real mother arrives at the Rush home, Muriel refuses to talk to her.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Schneider becomes romantically involved with one of Ann's old schoolmates.

A mistake leaves Ann with a man and his piano.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Actor Burt Reynolds; comedian Richard Lewis.

Becker regrets agreeing to barter medical care for food, cigarettes and handyman services from Reggie, Jake and Bob.

Everybody has an opinion on why John should attend his ex-wife's wedding -- even a bartender (George Wendt) at Grand Central Station.

Brian reconsiders his commitment to Alex when a bevy of attractive models comes to town for a photo shoot.

After Alex reveals she is moonlighting as a barmaid, the others recall some of their off-season odd jobs.

The Buchmans' apartment alternates between sweltering hot and freezing cold; Ira disappears after incurring a $4,000 gambling debt resulting in Paul and Jamie ending up in jail.

In their desperation to have a baby, Paul and Jamie resort to far-out fertility-enhancing schemes; Paul films mating pandas.

In an effort to win Anthony, Vanessa (Olivia Brown) asks Suzanne for a total make-over.

Julia realizes she is getting older when her son (George Newbern) announces that he is going to be a father.

Sandra considers marrying a wealthy older man (Cleavon Little).

Mary persuades rap group Run-D.M.C. to perform at Brenda's high-school prom.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) rural relatives start a family feud over her magic book. Guest stars: Loni Anderson and Alice Ghostley.

On Friday the 13th, Sabrina learns she can tell any mortal she is a witch and they won't remember it the next day.

Sabrina casts nonspecific spells with drastic results and accidentally sends her aunts and Salem to Merlin's castle.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) and Salem fill in for an injured Santa Claus (guest star John Ratzenberger) on Christmas Eve. Johnny Mathis also guest stars.

Mork poses as a talent agent to find out who is harassing Mindy's politician cousin.

A seductive agent (Raquel Welch) from another planet tries to learn about Earth customs from Mork.

A birth at Zulu Nyala Game Reserve; baboons; elephants; rhinos.

Forest elephants; forest buffalo; red river hogs; primates; a gorilla.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Mr. Bradford tries to pair Vicky and an old beau.

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

A robbery heist goes awry for a clumsy inept robber must contend with a pregnant woman going into labor in the diner, a stuck cash register and a police stakeout.

Alice confronts a woman who has been stealing silverware form the diner, who puts a hex on her. Alice laughs it off at first, but then begins to question if there could be something to it.

Barney is tempted by a Florida job offer; disinterested bystanders watch as Yemana is shot in plain sight.

The detectives disguise themselves as women to apprehend rapists and muggers; A wife claims spousal abuse.

A stranger tries to pick up Mother Jefferson.

Business setbacks shatter George's self-confidence.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Julie and Chuck learn a hard lesson in life from their "houseguests" while Schneider continues to try to bring the runaways home.

Ann finally comes face to face with her runaway daughter Julie.

Murray and Archie plan on protecting their bar from a neighborhood robber.

Sammy Davis Jr. accepts Archie's invitation to visit the bar.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

The kids agree to quit show business so Shirley can pursue romance.

The Partridge Family is booked to perform at "The Fire House," a club whose owners have run afoul of a loan shark.

Hazel vacations incognito at a resort for rich women.

Hazel fears for the Baxters' marriage when one of George's old flames looks him up.

Roger inadvertently summons Jeannie and becomes her new master. Overwhelmed with the power at his disposal, he takes advantage of her magical abilities.

Roger gets in a jam and needs Jeannie's help to get him out of it.

Samantha soon regrets bestowing her powers on Darrin, who is confined to bed with a sprained ankle.

Samantha and Darrin prepare to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Comic Flip Wilson; actress Susan St. James; comic George Carlin; actress Ann-Margret.

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Mr. Bradford tries to pair Vicky and an old beau.

A novelist's sobriety may determine whether his newspaper article is on deadline.

Game shows; spoof of the National Health.

Politics split a couple; hospital havoc.

Singers; spy-catcher.

Fred Scuttle; superhero Wondergran.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) retaliates against a dictatorial Joey (Greg Evigan) by sneaking out with a teenage biker (Trevor Edmond). With Paul Reiser.

Nicole and Michael (Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser) find Joey (Greg Evigan) in bed with a woman.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreams her mother (Emma Samms) had married one of her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan).

Michael and Joey go to work for a tough but sexy boss (Terri Garber).

Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.

Cosmetics saleswoman Blair, gives Tootie a new look.

A top fashion photographer arrives on campus to search for the new face of the '80s.

Mrs. Garrett's son Alex visits her at Eastland; Natalie is impressed by his claims of having played on several recording sessions for popular musicians, but Blair doesn't trust him.

The Rushes have to break the news of Rafkin's death to one of his friends.

The Rush family starts a round of bickering when Henry decides to make out his will.

A self-effacing Monroe takes an assertiveness-training course that turns him into an egomaniac.

Muriel's latest assignment interferes with Henry's 25th anniversary plans.

The jury reaches a verdict; Corinne and Father Tim come to a decision about their future.

Chester is suicidal; Burt sees Dennis; Mrs. Flotsky is angry.

The real murderer of Peter Campbell is revealed; Chester gets put in the same cell as Dutch.

This classic comedy series is a satire on all the daytime soaps out there. The stories revolve around a rich family, the Tates, and a blue-collar family, the Campbells. With stories mostly centered around crazy characters and sex, the escapades are as soapy as you can get: divorce, homosexuality, adultery, kidnapping, organized crime, war flashbacks, custody battles, murder and amnesia.

Benson and Kraus are taken hostage during a late-night market holdup.

Benson has a strange malady that has all the doctors puzzled.

Benson finds an old letter that infects the staff with gold fever.

Revolutionaries plot to steal an ugly but priceless gold statue during a costume party at the mansion.

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Charlie stages a production of "Grease."

Janice claims to have a poltergeist.

The class seeks results of a psychological test.

Dennis represents the school on a talk show.

Angela is in for a surprise when she and the gang go to California.

Tony schemes to thwart Michael's custody attempt.

Tony treats the gang to a Brooklyn Thanksgiving.

Tony's convict father-in-law (James Coco) escapes.

The kids hirer a young lovable housekeeper with no skills for cleaning.

Alex rents out rooms for the Leland homecoming football game to pay for Mallory's auto mishap.

Alex begs the housekeeper to accompany him to a fraternity party.

Mallory's family and friends seem to be taking the death of her favorite aunt too lightly.

Lisa is upset after Drew inadvertently sours her fiance's view of marriage; Lewis and Oswald play elves.

Drew (Drew Carey) grows concerned when his parents (guest stars Marion Ross, Stanley Anderson) move in with him after they lose their home.

When Drew gets Lewis and Oswald evicted, the three bunk with Kate until Drew can get his parents to move out of his house.

Little Richard, Joe Walsh (guest starring as themselves) and most of Cleveland show up at Drew's (Drew Carey) party. Bernie Kosar and Mayor Michael White also guest star.

Dave tries to convince the staffers they have a shot at winning at a broadcast awards ceremony hosted by Bob Costas.

All have wild daydreams after the office air-conditioning breaks down.

Matthew's neurotic behavior draws James Caan's attention when the actor visits the station to research an upcoming film role.

Jimmy introduces Beth to the world of stock options; Matthew returns from the Orient with awe-inspiring gifts.

Finch convinces Maya to wear a costume to work on Halloween; while dressed as a fairy princess, Maya meets Prince Charming (Mark Dobies) on an elevator.

Maya gets caught up in a tangle of practical jokes when she sets out to prove Finch wrong and demonstrate that women can be pranksters too.

A model reveals her feelings toward Finch; Jack convinces Nina and Elliott to treat him like one of the guys.

Elliott plans to teach Courtney (Megan Gallagher) a lesson for dumping Finch, but events take a different turn.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Keith falls for a beautiful coed who turns out to be married.

The family tries being completely honest for 24 hours.

Hazel buys a car when George won't let her use his.

A purse containing a dress shop's receipts for the day is lost.

Jeannie decides to play housekeeper for a week without magic.

Tony makes a bet with Roger that Jeannie would never fall for another man, this leads to Tony disguising himself as a British officer.

Endora puts a spell on a bowl of popcorn - everyone who eats it loses interest in work.

Samantha buys a chair from an antiques dealer, unaware that it is a transfigured warlock.

The biggest surprise at Walter's birthday party is his arrest for "lewd and lascivious" behavior.

Maude's ex-husband leaves her responsible for disposing of his ashes in a very particular manner.

Mel saves Christmas for all of his friends when he turns into a real Santa Claus.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls head for a vacation in Paris.

The girls escape from boarding school to seek adventure in Paris.

Iris returns to San Francisco to renew her romance with Paul Devereaux.

Muriel goes back to work as a photographer after becoming discontent with her lifestyle.

Steven discovers that he's left his radical past behind when he helps an old college friend (Sanford Jensen) re-establish a left-wing political magazine.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.