Actor Milton Berle; actor Susan Sarandon; actor Pat Derby; actor Leslie Uggams.

"Movin' On" spoof; talk-show host.

TV spoof; parodies of singers.

Spoofs of "World of Sport," "Laugh In.".

Jodie proposes to Carol; Jessica consents to Chester's operation.

Dennis warns Jodie; Chester undergoes delicate brain surgery.

The family visits Chester in the hospital; Carol answers Jodie's proposal; Elaine reveals what has made her such a disgusting person; Sally keeps trying to seduce Burt.

Burt seeks the company of his secretary after finding Mary and her professor together.

Benson is upset when his girlfriend Jennifer decides to date other men.

Benson and Kraus become stranded when they attend Pete and Denise's wedding ceremony set in the woods.

Jim decides that Bud can't play in the church baseball game because he hasn't done his chores.

Bud makes his point to Jim as they each learn that there are some things that you just aren't cut out to do.

Gracie and Blanche wonder what their husbands are getting them for Christmas.

George and Gracie are invited to a society party and Gracie decides to add the Mortons to the invitation list.

Jack recalls being in vaudeville with George Burns.

Jack decides that Bobby Darin should play him in his film biography.

Jack doesn't want to tell his aunt that he's living with Vicky.

When Jack runs into financial problems, Bradford offers to help him out.

Jack plans to reunite Vicky's divorced parents.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Jack seeks a psychologist's romantic advice.

The lovers try to share each other's interests.

Jack is asked to identify a counterfeiter.

Vicky and Jack's romantic weekend in Acapulco is ruined by Bradford's presence.

Mr. Bradford tries to pair Vicky and an old beau.

Bradford attempts to marry off his former wife to a wealthy business associate.

After James falls for a young artist, Jack tries to save him from heartbreak.

Jack and the Bradfords think Vicky is pregnant.

Jack has the mistaken impression that Vicky's friend has fallen for him.

Jack is headed for trouble when he uses Vicky's tax refund to buy a case of wine.

E.Z. falls for a college girl who prefers Jack.

Vicky tries to restore Jack's injured ego.

Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford.

Vicky sees Jack at a party with an old flame.

Jack's unhappy when Bradford starts treating him like the son he never had.

Jack (John Ritter) gets conceited when his bistro becomes a hit with the in crowd. With Shannon Tweed.

Jack and Vicky (John Ritter, Mary Cadorette) fight a rate increase for trash pickup.

Jack (John Ritter) interferes with Vicky's (Mary Cadorette) airline commercial.

Archie believes he's ready for romance again.

Archie makes a wrong assumption about a friend and her family.

Billie moves out when she gets fed up with Archie's overprotectiveness.

Gary's brother becomes Archie's new lawyer.

Alex begs the housekeeper to accompany him to a fraternity party.

Alex grows attached to an unwed, pregnant woman when he attends a natural birth class with Elyse.

Mallory's family and friends seem to be taking the death of her favorite aunt too lightly.

While working on a term paper, Alex falls asleep and dreams it's 1776 and he's at Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

While Joe is in traction and Brian is in charge, the plane vanishes from the hangar.

UFO sighting supporters converge at the airport after Brian reports a possible encounter.

Joe and Helen plan a romantic Valentine's Day dinner; Brian meets a lingerie saleswoman.

Brian makes weekend wedding plans with his adventurous new girlfriend (Lisa Darr).

Fate intervenes when Becker agrees to attend a hockey game with one patient and help another plan her funeral.

Becker takes matters into his own hands after the city fails to fix a flickering streetlight outside of his apartment..

Becker is skeptical when Reggie suggests acupuncture as a treatment for his aching back.

Reggie is amused by Becker's and Jake's lame attempts to be chosen to use her extra ticket for an upcoming hockey game.

Kirk (Jere Burns) sets his sights on a widow (guest star Joanne Gibson) who joins the group. With Judd Hirsch.

In spite of himself, John becomes attached to a stray dog he took in.

John (Judd Hirsch) is labeled a traitor when he sits in on another singles group meeting. With Jere Burns and Isabella Hofmann.

John (Judd Hirsch) is concerned when Ralph (Harry Groener) announces his intention to remarry the fickle Blomlika (Susan Kellerman). With Isabella Hofmann.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Gracie devises a scheme to help Ronnie get a scoop for the college newspaper.

Ronnie tries to find an apartment for a friend.

Nat King Cole performs in an instrumental group with Jack on the violin.

Jack thinks his itching arm is caused by an allergy.

Gruber gets himself in hot water when he tells his girlfriend he is a lieutenant commander.

The whole crew faces court-martial unless they can locate a girl with a heart-shaped beauty mark on her ankle.

Margaret believes that she has premonitions.

Bud befriends a boy who is a compulsive thief.

The Mitchells believe that Mr. Wilson lost his money in the stock market.

To research an article, Wilson lives with gypsies.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Darrin's day begins with a splash and ends up with unwanted cash.

Samantha comes up with an idea to win the Mother Flanagan's Irish Stew account.

Jeannie makes Roger romantically irresistible after he cancels a double date.

Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears.

The girls fear that Tootie and her boyfriend are becoming too serious.

Jo finds it difficult to pay her share of transforming the attic into a loft.

A young widow starting a new life in Phoenix gets a job as a waitress at a roadside diner.

Mel's college buddy Jack Newhouse comes to visit. Flo senses the attraction between Jack and Alice and pushes them to go on a date.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Mallory and Alex enter and compete in a WKS sponsored scholarship contest.

Jennifer's grades suffer when she sets out to win a boy's (Wil Wheaton) admiration.

Lester and Mary are surprised when his cousin's marriage crumbles.

George thinks Lionel is ashamed of him for never having graduated from high school.

George is offered a fortune to sell his business.

Lionel decides to move into his own apartment.

Tom saves George's life, and George regrets it.

Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

Passionate dream about Chris torment Becker night after night.

Becker and Chris rekindle their romance after she is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Jake must sell something precious to pay his rent.

Rosie Greis; comic Steven Wright.

Fay's dead husbands appear to her from beyond the grave, demanding the return of their sold possessions; Brian and Casey go on a Valentine's date; a customer hires Sandpapier Air to help him propose to his girlfriend.

A trip to the Big Apple turns sour when Helen and Joe are stranded in New York without money; Joe enters Helen in a drag queen contest.

Drew's ex-fiancee Nicki invites him to her wedding, where Drew embarrasses himself trying to impress her.

Oswald gets paid for the breast implant experiment and decides to share his wealth - which includes a new car for Drew.

Darrin's day begins with a splash and ends up with unwanted cash.

Samantha comes up with an idea to win the Mother Flanagan's Irish Stew account.

Jeannie makes Roger romantically irresistible after he cancels a double date.

Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears.

A young widow starting a new life in Phoenix gets a job as a waitress at a roadside diner.

Mel's college buddy Jack Newhouse comes to visit. Flo senses the attraction between Jack and Alice and pushes them to go on a date.

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

Gracie's plan to discover if a manicurist is a golddigger causes problems for Harry Von Zell.

George and Gracie masquerade as the parents of one of Ronnie's schoolmates.

Jack reminisces about the early days of radio.

Jack thinks about what it might have been like to have gone to college.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns McHale (Ernest Borgnine) as temporary base commander in hopes of having him transferred. With Tim Conway.

McHale and his men rescue a visiting sultan and his three daughters.

Betty is enraged when she learns that Jim has arranged a date for her.

Jim and Kathy go on a free-for-all to determine who will be the family tyrant.

Dennis may lose his chance to pitch in the big game.

Wilson brings a chimp from San Diego to the town zoo.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

After George refuses to accept payment for helping one of Hazel's friends, he regrets it.

Samantha's guilty conscience about using magic, creates magic problems.

Sam casts a spell on all the mirrors in the house so that Esmerelda (Alice Ghostley) will look younger and renew her confidence.

Tony suggest Jeannie write a book; Jeannie write a book and puts Tony's name on it.

Tony says Roger can have one wish, but he spills coffee on Tony and wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a shirt that is indestructible.

Tootie undermines the competition when she auditions for her first Broadway show. Guest: pop singer Stacey Q.

A reunion of former cast members finds the ambitious Eastland grads revealing their hopes and dreams.

Alice learns that her late husband named another woman as his life-insurance beneficiary.

Alice makes quite an impression after a one-night singing engagement in a local nightclub.

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Mary tries to help Lester win a big construction contract.

A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster.

Premarital jitters have Jenny questioning her love for Lionel.

George's suggestion of a pre-nuptial agreement causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny.

Florence quits when the Jeffersons forbid her to entertain her boyfriend overnight.

A Christmas Eve battle erupts over Lionel and Jenny's wedding.

A prisoner stages a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Dietrich aids a psychiatric patient; Barney refuses his latest nomination for promotion to deputy inspector.

a genius turns to petty crime; and a man is mugged by an elderly woman; Luger's surprised when his mail-order bride arrives from the Philippines.

A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

Actress Park Overall; comedian Steve Mittleman; tennis player Michael Chang.

Joe and Helen find marital bliss after they insist that Brian move out; Antonio and his girlfriend split.

Brian receives someone else's love letters in his mail and reads them, believing he has found the perfect woman.

Mimi devises a scheme that leaves Drew unable to get home from China because he has no passport or money.

Kate's (Christa Miller) maternal side emerges when she house-sits and baby-sits for Drew's neighbor. With Drew Carey.

Samantha's guilty conscience about using magic, creates magic problems.

Sam casts a spell on all the mirrors in the house so that Esmerelda (Alice Ghostley) will look younger and renew her confidence.

Tony suggest Jeannie write a book; Jeannie write a book and puts Tony's name on it.

Tony says Roger can have one wish, but he spills coffee on Tony and wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a shirt that is indestructible.

Alice learns that her late husband named another woman as his life-insurance beneficiary.

Alice makes quite an impression after a one-night singing engagement in a local nightclub.

Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Gracie is a passenger in Harry's car when they become involved in a minor accident.

Gracie tries to help Ronnie's girlfriend get a movie role as a Japanese girl.

Connie Francis and Jack play hillbillies.

Jack suggests that Andy Williams work harder to promote his singing career, so Andy dons a tuxedo and joins Jack at the opening of a meat market. With Madge Blake and Lee Meriwether.

Binghamton's (Joe Flynn) laughing-gas induced joviality amuses all but the admiral (guest star Bill Quinn). With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

A court-martial board tries Parker (Tim Conway) for the theft of Binghamton's wallet. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Bud is faced with academic failure while Betty shines in school.

When Jim refuses to buy Betty a gown for a special dance, she sets out to earn the money herself.

Wilson and Dennis wind up in a naval march.

Henry is given a lucrative job offer in a foreign country.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Endora doesn't think Darrin has a sense of humor; She gives Darrin an inappropriate sense of humor.

Phyllis, Darrin's mother sees Tabitha float a doll across the room.

Jeannie sends a double of Tony to a conference; The other Tony goes to France.

Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie for a drive, she decides to go out herself.

Jo botches up Blair's latest computerized date-rating service.

Jo takes drastic measures to prevent the deportation of an illegal alien.

When an obscene caller threatens Alice's life on an answering machine, she decides to take Flo's advice and get a gun.

While Mel is on vacation, Alice takes over the diner with disastrous results.

Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

Steven feels the strain when Elyse's sister (Karen Landry) and her family arrive for their yearly visit.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Mary becomes jealous when she catches Lester dancing with a former high-school flame.

George suffers from the self-improvement courses Louise and Florence are taking.

After acting on George's advice, Bentley ends up in jail.

George's new hobby is anything but relaxing.

A reunion of his old street gang has George acting like a kid again.

A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

An angry parent assaults the admissions director of a private kindergarten; and Wojo faces a police inquiry for using excessive force in a recent arrest.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".

Actor Walter Matthau; singer-songwriter Katrina Leskanich; pilots Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager.

Joe, Brian and Royare on a collision course over the striking temp (Samantha Smith) hired while Fay vacations.

Helen and Joe are leery about going to a dinner where Roy will introduce his willful mother (Rose Marie).

Drew (Drew Carey) enrolls in a night class and is attracted to a classmate (guest star Shirley Jones).

Unexpected visits from Drew's and Celia's families make for a spirited holiday dinner; guests Shirley Jones, Marion Ross, Danny Bonaduce.

Endora doesn't think Darrin has a sense of humor; She gives Darrin an inappropriate sense of humor.

Phyllis, Darrin's mother sees Tabitha float a doll across the room.

Jeannie sends a double of Tony to a conference; The other Tony goes to France.

Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie for a drive, she decides to go out herself.

When an obscene caller threatens Alice's life on an answering machine, she decides to take Flo's advice and get a gun.

While Mel is on vacation, Alice takes over the diner with disastrous results.

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Gracie emerges from her session with a hypnotist with a new personality.

Gracie becomes a mental giant following her visit to a hypnotist.

Bob Hope and Jack decide to cut a comedy record.

The IRS begins to doubt Jack's tax return.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns a British bumbler who is responsible for sinking three ships to McHale's unit. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Parker pretends to be a senator's nephew in order to get a promotion.

Jim is upset when his attempt to prove a point in faith toward mankind apparently fails.

Bud is disappointed when he doesn't get an invitation to a Sadie Hawkins dance.

Wilson uses Dennis and his pals as research subjects for a magazine article.

Wilson writes an advice column for the lovelorn.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

Samantha's head is endangered when she catches the eye of Henry VIII.

Darrin tries to save Samantha, who has no power or memory of him, from Henry VIII.

Tony is horrified when Mrs Bellows decides she would like Jeannie's bottle and persuades her to make a copy of it. But the two identical bottles are accidentally switched, and Tony must race against time to save Jeannie from a corking.

Tony is offered a job in the private sector and wonders what it would be like if he accepted.

Blair must work at a taco stand as a requirement for her business degree.

Blair is horrified when her father is indicted.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

A psychology major becomes romantically involved with Alex while researching a paper on overachievers.

Alex's participation in a psychology student's research project leads to love.

An arrogant clergyman leads his church choir in a singing contest against Mary's group.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

In order to save a big business deal, George has to wait on Florence and Ralph.

Louise causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny when she starts acting like a mother-in-law.

The Willises' formula for an improved marriage almost ruins the Jeffersons'.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

A former child star assaults his agent with a telephone; a good Samaritan is charged with assault; and Dietrich spends the afternoon with a college sweetheart.

Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

Muppet Miss Piggy; comedian Howie Mandel; biologist Dr. John McCosker.

Brian realizes his new girlfriend (Shannon Tweed) may be older than he thought when he meets her college-age son (Shawn Palmer); Joe and Roy face their fear of clowns.

As Joe and Brian prepare to face each other in a local boxing match, Antonio and Helen fall in behind their favorites.

Drew (Drew Carey) holds out for a good deal when Winfred-Louder tries to buy the land his house is on.

Drew and Celia's (Drew Carey, Shirley Jones) relationship goes downhill when Drew asks Celia to move in with him.

Samantha's head is endangered when she catches the eye of Henry VIII.

Darrin tries to save Samantha, who has no power or memory of him, from Henry VIII.

Tony is horrified when Mrs Bellows decides she would like Jeannie's bottle and persuades her to make a copy of it. But the two identical bottles are accidentally switched, and Tony must race against time to save Jeannie from a corking.

Tony is offered a job in the private sector and wonders what it would be like if he accepted.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

The South Pacific is overstocked with lost, strayed or stolen PT boats. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) forbids his men to clean up the boat to avoid taking a lady correspondent (guest star Sherry O'Neil) on a Pacific tour. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton borrows McHale's PT-boat and crew to sail in search of the enemy.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is certain McHale (Ernest Borgnine) is the source of a leak of confidential information. With Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) enlists McHale's (Ernest Borgnine) aid in commandeering a native tribe to work on the Taratupa airstrip. With Tim Conway.

McHale looks for a way to straighten out the 10-year-old son of an admiral.

Lester (Carl Ballantine) trades $4 million for some native trinkets. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is hypnotized so that the men can stage a show for the benefit of a nearby orphanage. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

The crew and geisha Binghamton (Joe Flynn) pose as a traveling kabuki company to steal gasoline. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Mailing Fuji's (Yoshio Yoda) love letter from a Japanese-held island is nothing compared to explaining the reply. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) uses a testimonial dinner ordered by the captain (Joe Flynn) as a cover for a crap game. With Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are determined that a glamorous film star (guest star Lisa Seagram) visit McHale's Island.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) draws up treason charges when he catches McHale (Ernest Borgnine) trading rifles to the Japanese. With Tim Conway.

Binghamton discovers he is personally responsible for a $140,000 shortage in the base inventory.

McHale's men help "Tinker" Bell's (Billy Sands) campaign with a nurse who has a yen for heroes. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale's men compete for the distinction of making the most fetching sarongs for a bazaar. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Parker pretends to be a senator's nephew in order to get a promotion.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns McHale (Ernest Borgnine) as temporary base commander in hopes of having him transferred. With Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men impersonate international playboys in an attempt to help Binghamton (Joe Flynn). With Tim Conway.

Believing he has 48 hours to live, Binghamton (Joe Flynn) volunteers everybody for a suicide mission. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) orders truth serum shots for McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men to get evidence against them.

McHale's prisoner of war falls in love with a native chief's daughter.

McHale's men are framed on a bootlegging charge and clapped in the brig. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Automation threatens to break up McHale's old gang. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

After he is hit on the head, Parker (Tim Conway) thinks he is 10-years-old. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

A chimpanzee steals a valuable necklace Binghamton (Joe Flynn) bought for his wife. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Ed Flynn) suspects chicanery when McHale's men sell him a Gauguin painting. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

A shah (guest star Stanley Adams) refuses to sign an oil rights agreement unless his friend Parker (Tim Conway) is made an admiral. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

A famous World War II troubadour promises to come to Taratupa and put on a show. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Col. Harrigan (Henry Beckman) takes over McHale's beach quarters for his own playground. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men convince Binghamton (Joe Flynn) he is the victim of an old curse. With Tim Conway.

Binghamton's (Joe Flynn) operatic debut is disrupted by an air raid. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) appropriates the fire truck McHale's crew uses as a still. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton's plan to film McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men at a wild party backfires. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) disguises himself as a WAC when McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men try to play Cupid.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) lands himself on the field of honor opposing a dead-shot nobleman (guest star David Opatoshu). With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Actor James Stewart; actress-singer Donna Theodore.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Drew (Drew Carey) and the gang make an endorsement deal with a professional wrestler (guest star Hunter Hearst Helmsley), who starts dating Kate (Christa Miller).

Courting competition begins when Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) each ask the same girl out.

Darrin and Sam encounter the Loch Ness monster; The Loch Ness monster turns out to be a warlock.

Esmeralda decides to right a wrong she committed hundreds of years before.

Tony realizes how much he needs Jeannie when he thinks he has lost her.

Tony needs Sammy Davis Jr. to entertain for Gen. Peterson's 10th anniversary celebration at NASA; Jeannie helps.

Alice and Flo come to the rescue when Vera decides that life isn't worth living.

Flo tries to talk Alice out of accepting a marriage proposal.

Jim decides that his children should solve their own problems.

After Bud is refused a job because of another's dishonesty, Bud decides that dishonesty is the key to success.

Gracie begins casting family and friends in a proposed movie; Harry Morton's father visits.

Gracie gets George involved in a plan to help their plumber pass a physical exam.

Lucille Ball joins Jack in a sketch about Paul Revere's famous ride.

Jack plays a man who adopts an unwanted orphan (Milton Berle).

Jack and Suzi explore Costa Rica; encountering a wild jaguar; land of the stray dogs; vipers.

Conservationists at the Loggerhead Marine life Center work to save endangered sea turtles; a nesting leatherback on the beach; a rehabilitated loggerhead is released.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

A young woman thinks Bentley should live a more purposeful life.

Kelly decides to change Howard into the likeness of Bentley.

Martin develops a condition which causes him to start appearing and disappearing uncontrollably.

Martin starts developing a resistance to gravity.

A skunk sprays the Partridge bus before the group is scheduled to perform.

Danny tries his hand at stand-up comedy.

Ricky brings home his new pet orangutan that he and Derek have captured on a midnight expedition.

Ricky saves his grandfather from embarrassment when Edward refuses to speak at a banquet in his honor.

Henry takes drastic measures to avoid paying a high penalty for library books that are five years overdue.

Henry's job is in jeopardy when a picture of him posing with a political candidate and Cosmic Cow appears in the papers.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

Lionel and Jenny are at odds as to whether she should go to England.

George's sudden generosity looks like a ploy to beat out a competitor for an award.

Louise's sudden depression threatens to ruin a surprise party George has planned for her.

robot is brought into the mansion, causing discomfort among the staff.

Benson seems to have gone off the deep end when Jessica Tate visits him from the beyond.

Tommy's about to hang up his basketball uniform and forfeit his college scholarship. Guest star: Meadowlark Lemon.

Vera has a few confessions to make when Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded.

Dorsey plays big brother to a young prostitute; Harris solicits stock tips from a well-heeled call girl; and Dietrich explores celibacy.

Dietrich is plagued by guilt after he's forced to use his gun to stop a robbery; and a playwright assaults an incompetent actor.

Maude's up to her libido in sexual fantasies over a handsome government ecologist.

Arthur becomes outraged when a gay bar opens in the neighborhood.

Archie decides to move out of the house and into an apartment despite Stephanie's objections.

Archie has a hard time finding a housekeeper.

Mary tries to help Lester win a big construction contract.

Mary and Lester learn that he has distant cousins who are white.

Dom DeLuise, comedian Rodney Dangerfield; actress Mariette Hartley; actor Orson Bean.

The fire brigade choir rewrites the Robin Hood tale.

Jacques Cousteau spoof; Fred Scuttle.

A tour guide is stumped; Frankenstein.

Mary suspects that Burt is having an affair; Tim reports for his first day as a construction worker.

Dutch and Eunice elope; Corinne has a shock; Elaine is taken.

Danny hears from Elaine's kidnappers; Tim learns about Corinne's pregnancy; a detective searches for Chester.

Carol leaves Jodie at the altar; Mary tells Burt she knows about his affair.

robot is brought into the mansion, causing discomfort among the staff.

Benson seems to have gone off the deep end when Jessica Tate visits him from the beyond.

The Andersons invite the wife of a close friend to be their house guest.

Bud falls for a flirtatious new classmate.

Spring fever causes Ronnie, Ralph and their professor to behave uncharacteristically.

Ronnie and his girlfriend are shocked when they pick up a newspaper and read of their marriage.

Jack, Wayne Newton and Louis Nye perform at a charity fund-raising garden party.

Jack Jones joins Jack in a sketch about the teaching profession.

McHale's men put Christy (Gary Vinson) in a sack and mail him home to see his baby daughter. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) is a one-man lookout on an island the enemy uses for target practice. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Wilson forgets the combination to his safe.

Henry and Mr. Wilson think the house they bought as an investment is haunted.

A notorious animal-hater wants Rufus, a lovable dog, destroyed.

A houseguest takes things he likes and leaves items he considers of equal value in exchange.

Martin is chosen as the first "man" to go to Mars and Tim leaves a tape revealing his true identity.

Martin tries to help Tim get a promotion by feeding Mr. Burns his special stew.

The Partridges spend the night after performing in a prison.

When Keith is worried that he may not be able to write songs anymore, Danny decides that it's time for him to become the group's songwriter.

For Ricky to become a member of the Badger Patrol, he and his father must spend a weekend in the woods.

Ricky's matchmaking efforts fall flat when Edward and Kate resist.

Monroe befriends a 15-year-old boy who was picked up for shoplifting.

Jackie's asked to accept a fashion design job in Italy, but doesn't know how to break the news to her overprotective father.

Mary suspects that Burt is having an affair; Tim reports for his first day as a construction worker.

Dutch and Eunice elope; Corinne has a shock; Elaine is taken.

Danny hears from Elaine's kidnappers; Tim learns about Corinne's pregnancy; a detective searches for Chester.

Carol leaves Jodie at the altar; Mary tells Burt she knows about his affair.

Maude learns that Carol's boyfriend is married to one of her oldest friends.

Maude recruits Vivian into women's liberation and possibly out of her marriage.

Mrs. Naugatuck announces that she is in love and plans to be married.

Walter would rather lose his business than allow Maude to mortgage the house.

Barney rents a room to an antagonistic man.

Stephanie becomes jealous of Archie's lady friend, who rushes to his side when he catches a nasty cold.

Gloria lands a job as a veterinarian's assistant.

Mr. Van Ranseleer joins the boys for a night on the town at a singles' club.

Elyse goes into labor at the TV station while helping Steven during pledge week.

Snowbound at the TV station, Elyse prepares to give birth in Steven's office.

The Keatons overcompensate when they try to deal with Jennifer's jealousy of Andrew.

Alex and James put their diffenences aside to start tutoring, until they fall for the same girl.

Brian dates an attractive traveler (Marie Marshall) whose identity surprises him; Helen steals Joe's address book.

Joe and Brian have different reactions to the unexpected reappearance of their ex-convict mother (Barbara Babcock).

Brian gets nervous when he sees Fay's double - the "Culinary Killer" - on television.

Helen must decide between Joe and the cello when she gets a position with an out-of-state symphony.

A reporter publishes politically incorrect comments made by Becker during an argument.

Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose.

Becker is not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork.

His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke).

John's (Judd Hirsch) blind date is successful until the woman (Jan Hooks) announces her intention of moving in with him. With Jere Burns and Jane Carr.

John (Judd Hirsch) refuses to buy a self-help book recommended by all his group members. With Harry Groener and Jere Burns.

The group fears that Louise's (Jane Carr) visiting British relatives will discover she is a single mother. Guest stars: Clive Revill, Jenny Agutter. With Judd Hirsch.

John (Judd Hirsch) discovers that his ex-wife's new husband (Sam McMurray) is cheating on her. Tony Mandarich guest stars. With Jane Carr.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Harry, who wants a vacation from his wife, tries to arrange jury duty for her.

Juror Gracie disrupts a counterfeiting trial.

The Kingston Trio's song "Tijuana Jail" is presented as a comedy sketch.

Jack and the Smothers Brothers play wartime performers.

On a jungle mission Binghamton (Joe Flynn) believes he has discovered the fountain of youth. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) sends McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men to sign a peace treaty with a tribe of headhunters.

When Betty decides that life is devoid of significance, she prepares to leave home.

Jim decides he will never understand women, regardless of age, when he runs head on with Kathy.

Dennis tells a story about an old hermit.

Wilson's subject refuses to sign a release.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Endora finds a willing accomplice in Venus, a statue come to life.

Maurice is infuriated that Sam and Darrin didn't visit him in London.

When Jeannie's nightmare comes true, Tony shrinks to six inches tall.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Alice is torn between letting her son be "one of the boys" and compromising her principles.

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

High-school freshman Jennifer uses an infatuated young man to gain admittance to a sophomore dance.

Elyse is torn between being a successful businesswoman and taking care of her family.

Sandra helps her new roommate (Kim Fields) change into a sexy vamp.

Lester needs to impress a despicable lawyer (Sherman Hemsley) in order to advance his construction company.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

The precinct's plumbing goes out again; A scoutmaster apprehends a mugger; A militant Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones.

Wojo's discovers an ancient weapon; Barney and his staff learn that the precinct may be sold to a private business.

Margaret begins to regret her decision to become a nurse instead of a singer; Linda gives out flu shots while Becker searches for Margaret.

Chris urges Becker to take a trip to Bermuda during a cold snap in the Big Apple, but mishaps turn the trip into a nightmare.

Comic Barry Sobel; Charles Batton; actor Mark Harmon.

Brian returns to Nantucket when a mysterious trunk is discovered to have been left by the brothers' late father; Joe and Brian open a package from their late father.

Helen receives conflicting advice from the brothers on what to wear before she goes for a symphony audition.

Drew hosts a pajama party as a way to spend time with Tracy; Mimi lures some women to her house for a "business" seminar.

Sportscasters add commentary and play-by-play analysis as Drew, Oswald and Lewis continue to compete for Tracy's affections.

Endora finds a willing accomplice in Venus, a statue come to life.

Maurice is infuriated that Sam and Darrin didn't visit him in London.

When Jeannie's nightmare comes true, Tony shrinks to six inches tall.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Alice is torn between letting her son be "one of the boys" and compromising her principles.

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

Gracie tries to help Ronnie who wants to get into the record business.

Gracie worries about Ronnie's ability to hold onto his money.

Jack hires Ben Blue to do a trick in which he is a shooting target in a laundry bag.

Jack and Barbara join Jimmy Stewart and his wife for their anniversary celebration.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men impersonate international playboys in an attempt to help Binghamton (Joe Flynn). With Tim Conway.

McHale's men put Christy (Gary Vinson) in a sack and mail him home to see his baby daughter. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Bud is astounded when he learns that his revolutionary forebear was a scoundrel.

The Andersons learn that Jim is one of the "Four Musketeers" of his college days.

Dennis competes for a trip to Cape Canaveral.

Mr. Wilson pretends he's sick just to get away from Dennis.

Harold boasts his father once outperformed a famous athlete.

Sheared sheep and George's resignation lead Mr. Griffin to fake a heart attack.

Darrin becomes very romantic when a ghost takes over his body.

Tabitha speaks out about violence on TV and almost becomes a television star.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

Jeannie's spell gets Tony to propose; Tony and Roger see their future married life.

Natalie's article angers sorority pledge Tootie.

Natalie's in trouble after she gets a pre-approved credit card.

Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

Mallory takes a job at the TV station where her father works; the Keatons hunt for clues in a lucrative breakfast cereal contest.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

A new superintendent is hired, though he knows more about the violin than maintaining an apartment building.

Brenda scratches the valuable blues recording her grandfather gave her.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line.