Actor John Travolta; humorist Erma Bombeck.

Stranded in the ocean after their plane goes down, the gang contemplates the ironies of life.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Drew (Drew Carey) has had enough of his sham marriage to Wick (Craig Ferguson), so he throws him out of the house.

An accident leaves Drew (Drew Carey) in a coma and his friends wondering if they should pull the plug.

Gladys comes dangerously close to learning the truth about Samantha.

Endora enlists the aid of a warlock to wreck the Stephenses' marriage.

Jeannie wants Tony to run for governor, with Roger's enthusiastic approval.

Major Nelson keeps falling asleep when someone whistles; Jeannie's mother falls for Dr. Bellows.

Vera causes trouble for Mel when she cashes an old school friend's check at the diner.

Mel's beneficiaries start squabbling over what they will get when he passes away.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some - but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Gracie and George go to a performance of "Carmen.".

Harry Morton's disappearance sends Gracie, George and Blanche into a mysterious maze.

Jack and Carol Burnett play Tarzan and Jane.

After a spat, Jack tries to find a replacement for Don.

A lost German patrol wreaks havoc with Binghamton's command. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) finds himself at odds with a car race arranged by McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men. With Tim Conway.

Betty resists a football hero's attentions.

Landlord Margaret has a dispute with a neighbor.

Dennis winds up baby sitting.

Dennis gets in the way of Mr. Wilson's plan to rid his garden of starlings.

After much needling from Bill Fox, Hazel decides to lose some weight.

Steve doesn't know how much he likes his house until it's sold.

Larry thinks Darrin is seeing another woman; Samantha and Darrin add some spice to their marriage.

Ousted Abner moves in with Darrin and Samantha after a fight with his wife.

Tony and Dr. Bellows go to Hollywood; Jeannie tries out for the TV show "Laugh-In.".

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Blair and Sue Ann decide to join an exclusive group of girls whose favorite pastime is marijuana.

Mrs. Garrett assigns a streetwise student to be Blair's roommate.

The ghost of Mel's former partner returns to haunt him when Mel fires the waitresses for refusing to work on Christmas Eve.

Alice impresses the leader of a biker gang when she stands up to him for refusing to pay his check.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some - but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Peer pressure causes Jennifer to give up a male pal, but her mom helps them reunite.

A college coed seduces teenage Alex when he meets her delivering groceries.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

Rose is attracted to a man Sandra rejects as being too straight-laced.

After rejecting an offer to invest in Charlie's bar, George comes up with an idea that turns the business into gold.

An old buddy of George's misinterprets Louise's sarcasm as an invitation to move in with them.

A "make-believe" murder begins to look like the real thing when George, Louise and Florence go on a mystery writers' cruise.

George refuses to accept the obvious and tries to piece together clues that will substantiate his own theory about the murder.

Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; A "think tank" report critical of detectives.

A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

Becker throws everything into turmoil when he alters his routine by visiting a new Chinese restaurant.

Becker becomes dissatisfied with his job when he mentors a student who thinks it's boring.

Actor Dennis Hopper; wildlife expert Joan Embery; actor Rich Hall.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Brian arranges to have braggart Roy sing the national anthem at a Red Sox game.

A comatose Drew (Drew Carey) encounters Mimi's (Kathy Kinney) unborn son, an experience that alters his outlook on life.

When Steve (John Carroll Lynch) gets strep throat, Drew (Drew Carey) moves in with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) to help with the baby.

Larry thinks Darrin is seeing another woman; Samantha and Darrin add some spice to their marriage.

Ousted Abner moves in with Darrin and Samantha after a fight with his wife.

Tony and Dr. Bellows go to Hollywood; Jeannie tries out for the TV show "Laugh-In.".

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

The ghost of Mel's former partner returns to haunt him when Mel fires the waitresses for refusing to work on Christmas Eve.

Alice impresses the leader of a biker gang when she stands up to him for refusing to pay his check.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and Brookeses battle over the commission.

Gracie consults a psychiatrist to help Blanche understand her dream.

Gracie helps boost George's confidence when her former boyfriend, a basketball coach, visits.

Gangsters hold Jack for ransom; guest George Burns.

Jack has a nightmare about changing identities with Peter Lorre.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is determined to make an example of Parker (Tim Conway) for fraternizing. With Ernest Borgnine.

Binghamton's moment of planned heroism intended to impress a politician is ruined by a GI patrol. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Bud lends a strong authoritative hand in organizing a school picnic.

The Andersons' former gardener finds himself in trouble with the law.

The Mitchells' new neighbors share a phone line.

Dennis protests when he believes the city has been unfair to the postman.

Hazel is hurt when she feels she has been used to swindle a friend.

A family forces its neighbor to give up many of his dogs.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics.

Tony and Roger bump another car; The occupants fake injuries and sue them.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Mrs. Garrett's plan gets the girls expelled.

Jo attends a country club cotillion with Blair's suave childhood friend.

At Mel and Earl's urging, Tommy sneaks out to play in a championship basketball game.

Tommy's dates with Mel's niece cause anxious moments for both Alice and Mel.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and Brookeses battle over the commission.

Steven and his father realize they may be able to iron out their long-lasting differences.

Mallory's frightened when a close family friend makes a pass at her.

Brenda says she is library-bound, but meets Calvin at a dance instead.

Teenager Calvin pledges his love for Sandra.

A publisher expresses interest in the love letters that George wrote to Louise many years ago.

Florence's uncompromising attitude toward George changes when he gives her a hot investment tip.

Louise's jealous curiosity reaches criminal proportions when she talks Helen into helping her break into George's office safe.

George is in for a surprise when Florence poses as someone he never expected and she never intended - Mrs. George Jefferson.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Dr. Becker has so many enemies that he can't figure who would have broken in to vandalize his office.

Becker faces a moral dilemma when his college sweetheart, now married, comes to town and feelings between the two are rekindled.

Actress Shelley Winters; actor Tom Parks.

Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay.

Brian and Joe both take an interest in a helicopter pilot who has come to the island to start a tour business.

Drew (Drew Carey) decides to make his life more meaningful after he reads his very small obituary in the paper.

Drew (Drew Carey) tries to create a new identity for himself when he finds out he's still listed as deceased. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics.

Tony and Roger bump another car; The occupants fake injuries and sue them.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

At Mel and Earl's urging, Tommy sneaks out to play in a championship basketball game.

Tommy's dates with Mel's niece cause anxious moments for both Alice and Mel.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

Gracie has a brainstorm and decides that George should enroll at U.C.L.A.

Everyone wants a part when word gets out that a movie studio is making a film about George and Gracie.

Martha Tilton and Jack reminisce about the USO.

Rita Moreno and Jack appear in a film set in Barcelona.

Gruber (Carl Ballantine) puts in for a Purple Heart when he scratches his finger under enemy fire. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale tries his hand at matchmaking with Parker (Tim Conway) and a Navy nurse as his victims. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Betty resents having her mother in her class.

Bud and Jim have a disagreement when Jim insists Bud tell the football coach that he broke training.

Dennis is saddened when all his friends are too busy to play with him.

Dennis plays matchmaker while trying to sell valentines.

Hazel sells guppies for $100, her payment down on a car.

Hazel shows a house for Steve so he may attend a picnic.

Samantha and Endora take supernatural steps to prevent the demise of their favorite restaurant.

Samantha's cousin, an elf, starts playing pranks on Darrin in order to break up his marriage.

Jeannie's cold sends the astronauts orbiting in all directions.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Tootie's new boyfriend questions the real motives of her white friends.

A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.

Vera becomes hooked on daytime soap operas and quits the diner to watch her favorite show.

Mel explodes when he learns that his mother is including his secret chili recipe in a cookbook.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

As the new editor, Alex names cheating pupils in the school paper.

Elyse and Steven's participation in an anti-nuke rally on Thanksgiving lands them in jail.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

George's big mouth gets him in trouble again and jeopardizes Helen and Tom's marriage.

Putting aside her pride, Louise makes a last ditch effort to save the Help Center from financial ruin.

A friend of George's begins to display an unusual interest in Jenny.

George and Louise are in for the surprise of their lives when their foster son arrives for a visit.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician; Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.

Becker is tempted to take part in an insurance scam concocted by a healthy patient to help his sick brother.

Jake bets Becker that he can't quit smoking on a day when everything seems to be blowing up in his face.

Test pilot Chuck Yeager; comedian George Carlin.

When Brian borrows Lowell's houseboat for a romantic cruise with Alex, he accidentally sinks the craft.

Joe and Helen try to save a vulnerable Brian from heartbreak when his old flame (Teri Austin) comes to town.

Drew (Drew Carey) gets jealous when Kate (Christa Miller) begins dating a handsome paramedic; Drew and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) try to end their feud.

Drew (Drew Carey) tries to stop Lewis (Ryan Stiles) from going to hell based on what he believes to be a coma-induced prophecy. Guest stars Gary Coleman, Jimmie Walker, Kim Fields and Thea Vidale.

Samantha and Endora take supernatural steps to prevent the demise of their favorite restaurant.

Samantha's cousin, an elf, starts playing pranks on Darrin in order to break up his marriage.

Jeannie's cold sends the astronauts orbiting in all directions.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Vera becomes hooked on daytime soap operas and quits the diner to watch her favorite show.

Mel explodes when he learns that his mother is including his secret chili recipe in a cookbook.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

No one believes Gracie when she explains the dent in her car's fender.

George has to explain his sudden black eye.

Frankie Avalon tells how he became a guest on the show.

Connie Francis appears in a skit about Stephen Foster.

The South Pacific is overstocked with lost, strayed or stolen PT boats. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale and his crew use old movie soundtracks to avert a Japanese attack.

Kathy thinks she is going to miss her chance to see Greer Garson.

Bud is amazed that his parents do not argue like other parents he knows.

Wilson is asked to give up his retirement to run a company office in Pittsburgh.

Dennis is underfoot during wedding preparations.

Hazel buys a piece of land then finds it is nearly worthless.

Steve forgets his wedding anniversary and makes plans to fish.

Samantha's Aunt Clara arrives on the Stephenses' first anniversary.

Darrin gets conflicting advice from Larry and Endora on how to treat his pregnant wife.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jo "picks up" an expensive gift for Mrs. Garrett's birthday.

Tootie's gossiping causes a rift between Blair, Jo and Nancy; it almost costs Mrs. Garrett her job.

It's Valentine's Day and everyone in the diner is planning on spending the evening with their dates.

Full of self-confidence, Vera is left in charge of the diner for a few minutes.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Alex leaves his job at a small grocery store for an ultramodern supermarket.

Steven and Elyse wonder if they should buy a gun for protection after their home is burglarized.

Mary and Lester host a golden-anniversary party for her parents.

Sandra's arrogant basketball-player beau leads Calvin astray.

George bets Florence that he can accomplish in three hours what it takes her all day to do.

Convinced that her life is dull, Florence goes for a luxurious beauty treatment at a chic and exclusive salon.

George's decision to become the partner of an apparently fatherless boy leads him into the middle of a sensitive family problem.

George reflects back on the day the Jeffersons opened their first store.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

Becker throws out his back while shopping on Christmas Eve and finds himself inundated with unwelcome holiday cheer.

Margaret has an erotic dream about Becker; Jake accidentally signs for a keg of beer; Reggie, Jake, and Bob decide to drink it all.

Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger; Ginger McLamb; actor Ed Begley Jr.

Joe keeps the gang wondering as to what really occurred during an impromptu evening with Alex; Lowell hunts a cricket in Roy's office.

Joe causes an elderly video-store clerk to have a heart attack after an argument over a videotape charge.

Drew hires Oswald to help him arrange personal deliveries of the store's Easter baskets, a decision he soon regrets.

Drew competes with Mimi's millionaire cousin (Kathie Lee Gifford) to be the perfect godparent for baby Gus.

Samantha's Aunt Clara arrives on the Stephenses' first anniversary.

Darrin gets conflicting advice from Larry and Endora on how to treat his pregnant wife.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

It's Valentine's Day and everyone in the diner is planning on spending the evening with their dates.

Full of self-confidence, Vera is left in charge of the diner for a few minutes.

Margaret thinks Betty participated in a prank.

Margaret recalls an earlier time when Jim went all out to help Kathy with a school project.

Gracie thinks George and his former vaudeville partner are rekindling an old romance.

Gracie thinks that Mr. Vanderlip is having an affair with a young lady.

Jack answers request letters sent by his fans.

Carol Burnett plays a Southern belle to Jack's slick riverboat gambler.

The Canadian province of Alberta: an international peace park; moose, bighorn sheep and elk; Dinosaur Provincial Park.

A rescue effort for Amazon manatees.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self help book.

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

Roger inadvertently summons Jeannie and becomes her new master. Overwhelmed with the power at his disposal, he takes advantage of her magical abilities.

Tony becomes frustrated over Jeannie's constant use of magic to help around the house.

Tony is selected to be Gen. Peterson's golfing partner, even though he can't play.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

Dr. Bellows catches Tony levitating in his office; Tony says he's an amateur magician.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

With the upcoming NASA talent contest, Jeannie makes Tony sing in a beautiful tenor voice.

Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears.

Tony says Roger can have one wish, but he spills coffee on Tony and wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a shirt that is indestructible.

Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie for a drive, she decides to go out herself.

Tony needs Sammy Davis Jr. to entertain for Gen. Peterson's 10th anniversary celebration at NASA; Jeannie helps.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

Jeannie and Tony's plan to elope meets with strange opposition.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Tony poses as a dashing Britisher to prove that Jeannie is faithful.

Jeannie's mother gives Jeannie some candies named 'pipchicks'. When Tony eats one, he gains terrific strength.

Jeannie gives Tony the next day's newspaper; Roger decides to bet on a horse.

Jeannie's dog hates uniforms and attacks anybody wearing one.

Jeannie's sister provides Jeannie lessons in the art of catching a husband.

A general's hippie daughter uses Jeannie's secret to blackmail Tony.

NASA, suspecting a leak, sends Tony to a secret location to finish design work on a spacecraft, while a lookalike substitutes for Tony at the base and at home - where he discovers Jeannie.

Tony's double turns out to be a spy; the double tells everything to Dr. Bellows.

Believing it will give Tony more time for her, Jeannie puts his house up for sale.

Tony and Dr. Bellows go to Hollywood; Jeannie tries out for the TV show "Laugh-In.".

Major Nelson keeps falling asleep when someone whistles; Jeannie's mother falls for Dr. Bellows.

Jeannie wants Tony to run for governor, with Roger's enthusiastic approval.

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Tony and Roger bump another car; The occupants fake injuries and sue them.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Jeannie's cold sends the astronauts orbiting in all directions.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Tony heads for Basenji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiance.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

An unorthodox artist decorates Tony and Jeannie's house in an unusual way as an engagement present.

A mannequin fills in for Jeannie at the wedding; Roger is the best man.

Jeannie's sister plots to steal newlywed Tony; Jeannie II starts a relationship with an officer.

Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

Chester pleads with Jessica; Leslie has no more reservations.

Chester tries to reform; Mary fears that her baby was fathered by the alien; Burt has a fatal disease.

Maude becomes hysterical when Vivian's dog dies while in her care.

Maude discovers that Mrs. Naugatuck has taken everyone for a ride.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

Fearing she's fallen out of love with Walter, Maude seeks counseling from a psychiatrist.

Archie thinks Billie is using marijuana.

Depressed Gary has a bout with alcohol.

Barney is slated to testify against Archie in a nasty courtroom battle.

Billie is in love with a new man but is troubled when she learns of his relationship with her ex-boyfriend Gary Rabinowitz.

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

Joe is asked by his former high-school baseball coach (Brian Doyle-Murray) to fly in the team's new pitcher (Matt Fox).

Foul weather forces an ocean landing for Brian and Joe en route to Helen's debut with the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Stranded in the ocean after their plane goes down, the gang contemplates the ironies of life.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Becker spends Christmas Eve at the morgue when he has to identify the body of a man who died in his office; Reggie prepares for her Christmas party.

Margaret's day off wreaks havoc in the office when Becker and Linda are forced to do her job and theirs.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.

Clarinetist John (Judd Hirsch) lobbies his teacher (Sab Shimono) to include him in a Carnegie Hall recital.

Kate (Isabella Hofmann) has a run-in with her ex-husband (Corbin Bernsen) at her aunt's funeral. With Judd Hirsch.

John's (Judd Hirsch) claim of romancing a famous author is tested as he is encouraged to seek her out. Leslie Bevis guest stars. With Billie Bird.

Club members help Mary Beth (Susan Walters) overcome depression after she loses her job. With Judd Hirsch.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

A mislaid package causes Gracie to think that George bought her a gift for an occasion she can't remember.

Gracie becomes convinced that Harry has only one week to live.

Jayne Mansfield takes a Hawaiian cruise with Jack.

Jack has to complete a test to get his driver's license and is accused of cheating when another man looks at his test.

The entire command goes into all-out battle with the Japanese on Christy's (Gary Vinson) wedding night. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

When Binghamton refuses to reimburse him for the loss of a coconut orchard, Chief Urulu puts a curse on the captain.

Jim and Margaret are stunned when Bud seems to have more success raising Kathy than they have.

Writer Betty casts her family in "Faust.".

Dennis finds money in a radio set that Mr. Wilson gave him.

Dennis' gopher wanders over to Mr. Wilson's backyard.

Steve is annoyed by the attention his youthful secretary is showing him.

Deirdre, Steve's sister, insists that Susie be sent to an elocution school.

Strange things begin happening to Darrin's friend Adam Newlarkin; Aunt Clara tells Samantha he has inherited the spell placed by a witch on his ancestor who was a judge in Salem 200 years before.

Gladys jumps to conclusions when she sees Samantha with a baby in her arms.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Jo's old boyfriend proposes marriage.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls try to delay Jo's marriage.

Alice tries to boost the confidence of an old high-school friend who is visiting.

Jolene offers to help her former trucking partner finish his haul.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

On a snowy Christmas Day, the Keaton family looks back on the births of Alex, Mallory and Jennifer.

Elyse's advice to Mallory's pregnant friend backfires when she decided to help talk with mom.

Mary urges Lester to give Calvin a job so that he will spend less time with Brenda.

Mary and Sandra compete on the "Wheel of Fortune" game show.

George tries to launch Jenny's fashion career by arranging a "chance" meeting with a renowned fashion designer.

George plots to save Jefferson Cleaners from being overrun by his rival.

A charity auction unexpectedly provides Florence with a generous "inheritance" and a difficult decision.

A startling dream forces George to re-evaluate his financial frugality.

A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

Becker's new girlfriend, a much younger woman named Darcy (Angela Shelton), has the doctor's heart doing flip-flops.

Dr. Becker is willed the ashes of a dead patient, but he doesn't remember the man.

Actor James Woods; comic Bill Maher; Busted Bowlers.

Joe arranges a date between Helen and his buddy (Steven Eckholdt); Antonio has a problem with his neighbors.

Antonio believes he is being stalked by a sociopath (Beau Starr) when he identifies a robbery suspect.

Drew's (Drew Carey) new relationship with an environmental activist (guest star Illeana Douglas) threatens his friendship with Lewis (Ryan Stiles).

Drew's plans for a Buzz Beer promotional barbecue clash with Rachel's (Illeana Douglas) beliefs against eating meat.

Strange things begin happening to Darrin's friend Adam Newlarkin; Aunt Clara tells Samantha he has inherited the spell placed by a witch on his ancestor who was a judge in Salem 200 years before.

Gladys jumps to conclusions when she sees Samantha with a baby in her arms.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Alice tries to boost the confidence of an old high-school friend who is visiting.

Jolene offers to help her former trucking partner finish his haul.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date.

Gracie concocts a scheme when a fortune teller assures her it is a good day for George to do business.

Gracie makes plans for the marriage of her banker's daughter.

Johnny Carson sings, dances and does magic.

Clint Walker teaches Jack to be a two-fisted he-man.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew set out to find three USO girls (guest stars Jackie Russell, Asa Maynor, Marian Collier) on an uncharted island. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) opens a resort hotel for tired naval personnel. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Kathy takes a horseshoe to bed with her and wishes for a pony.

Bud is embarrassed after he implies that he has enlisted in the armed forces.

Dennis has Mr. Wilson's telephone book which has a $500 stock certificate inside.

Alice and Dennis are in charge when Henry leaves on a business trip.

A tycoon talks his wife into sponsoring a historical pageant.

Hazel's false praise of Steve drives him to let her go.

Samantha arranges a meeting between Darrin and her mother to settle their differences.

A black Peruvian rose is making Samantha sick and lose her powers; Darrin gathers ingredients to cure ailing Samantha.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Tony heads for Basenji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiance.

Blair thinks her failure to be elected student council president is the most important thing in the world until her opponent suffers a true crisis.

Natalie's first date has unexpected consequences.

Mel returns from the doctor and announces that he has to have surgery for a deviated septum and his doctor suggested that if wanted a nose job, now would be the best time. This leads Mel to seriously consider getting a nose job.

When Tommy wins a part in a local theatrical production, he decides to leave school and become an actor.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date.

A popular sorority girl befriends Mallory with hopes of getting close to Alex.

Elyse's brother (Tom Hanks) arrives for a visit and surprises everyone with his cloak-and-dagger behavior.

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

Louise's attempt to get closer to George leads to an unexpected breakup.

George tries to cure Tom of being conned.

George slips into deep trouble when he plans to recover $15,000 swindled from Tom.

George and Tom are in danger when three unexpected visitors call on them.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

When Margaret forces Becker to take a vacation because of his temper, Linda mistakenly books him on a gay cruise.

Love blinds Becker when his college flame (Jaclyn Smith) announces she has left her husband to be with him.

"Saturday Night Live" performer Mary Gross does an imitation of Marilyn Monroe; Joan Embery brings out a hyena, penguin and baby gorilla.

Antonio convinces Lowell to negotiate for a raise when he receives a better job offer from another airport.

Someone leaks a secret about Alex that sends the male airport staff hunting through Roy's magazine collection.

Drew beats out Mimi to manage a women's fashion store, but becomes overwhelmed, suffers a breakdown and is put in a mental institution.

Drew beats out Mimi to manage a women's fashion store, but becomes overwhelmed, suffers a breakdown and is put in a mental institution.

Samantha arranges a meeting between Darrin and her mother to settle their differences.

A black Peruvian rose is making Samantha sick and lose her powers; Darrin gathers ingredients to cure ailing Samantha.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Tony heads for Basenji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiance.

Mel returns from the doctor and announces that he has to have surgery for a deviated septum and his doctor suggested that if wanted a nose job, now would be the best time. This leads Mel to seriously consider getting a nose job.

When Tommy wins a part in a local theatrical production, he decides to leave school and become an actor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Ethel tries to get a china horse, supposedly from the Ming Dynasty, away from Helen.

In an attempt to clean up city hall, Gracie decides to run for political office.

A night out with the Mortons turns into a frantic search for a movie none of them has already seen.

Jack competes with Robert Goulet for a woman's attention.

Ed Sullivan and Jack play opposing attorneys in a murder trial.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) ousts McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew from their happy home on McHale's Island. With Tim Conway.

McHale and his crew run into a Japanese ambush while playing Santa Claus to a group of native children.

Betty becomes Kathy's weekend-camp counselor.

Bud thinks that learning the bongos will make him the life of the party.

Mr. Wilson hopes to get away from Dennis by holding a rock-collecting contest.

Dennis tries to stop a goldfish-tank leak.

Hazel buys a wreck, paints it green and sells it to a nurseryman.

Barbara's elderly uncle, an actor, comes to stay for a month.

Endora is outraged when Samantha will not go with her to a Halloween celebration.

Just before a glamorous party, Aunt Clara magically produces a new dress for Samantha. However, during the party, her new dress starts to vanish.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.

Cosmetics saleswoman Blair, gives Tootie a new look.

After attending her class reunion in Boston, Vera returns to Phoenix engaged.

A Las Vegas busboy arrives in Phoenix after breaking up with his fiancee and falls for Alice.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Ethel tries to get a china horse, supposedly from the Ming Dynasty, away from Helen.

FBI agents pursue Elyse's brother (Tom Hanks), who allegedly embezzled $4.5 million from his company.

Alex gets in trouble when he secretly invests Steven's money in stock.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

George's chauvinistic remarks at a seminar for newlyweds make Louise uneasy.

Florence "bags" a millionaire when she accompanies her girlfriend on a man-hunting expedition.

Louise appears to be a top contender for the Help Center's volunteer award.

Bentley's homecoming becomes dismal when he learns that his old apartment is not available.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed - by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker kicks himself for helping out Jake by treating his persnickety grandmother when her doctor dies.

Comic Jay Leno; actress Raquel Welch; Garbage Truck Driver of the Year Ray Anderson.

Helen gets a night job in order to save money for a new cello when the Nantucket String Quartet needs a fourth member.

Joe and Brian take out a second mortgage on their house to buy Helen a cello for her audition, then she changes her mind.

The cast members play multiple roles in a school setting; guests Jenny McCarthy, Amanda Bynes, Sugar Ray, Smash Mouth, Uncle Kracker, Peter Frampton, SHeDAISY.

Endora is outraged when Samantha will not go with her to a Halloween celebration.

Just before a glamorous party, Aunt Clara magically produces a new dress for Samantha. However, during the party, her new dress starts to vanish.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

After attending her class reunion in Boston, Vera returns to Phoenix engaged.

A Las Vegas busboy arrives in Phoenix after breaking up with his fiancee and falls for Alice.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Helen's and David's birthday party is a disaster when first Stanley and Jeffrey and then Helen and Anne start squabbling.

George gives Gracie a lead on buying a new toaster at discount, and she in turn develops a unique plan to pay for it.

Gracie arranges a residence exchange between the Mortons and friends who are visiting from New York.

Don pretends to have a broken leg.

Jack crashes a set where James Stewart is working.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) forbids his men to clean up the boat to avoid taking a lady correspondent (guest star Sherry O'Neil) on a Pacific tour. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton borrows McHale's PT-boat and crew to sail in search of the enemy.

Kathy is disappointed when she learns that Jim won't be able to hear her read her biography of him.

Betty is at first elated when she is invited to the same concert by two different suitors.

Mr. Wilson sets out to win first place in the cleanup drive week.

Dennis admits to his friends that he can't whistle.

Hazel aims to buy an organ for children of a missionary school.

Steve fears he'll fall into debt when a loan proves too easy.

Samantha writes a play to celebrate the end of the civil war, and makes the characters really come alive.

Darrin is struggling to create an advertising campaign for a toy.

Jeannie's blood test is a problem because she has green corpuscles.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

A top fashion photographer arrives on campus to search for the new face of the '80s.

Mrs. Garrett's son Alex visits her at Eastland; Natalie is impressed by his claims of having played on several recording sessions for popular musicians, but Blair doesn't trust him.

To keep up with a competitor, Mel runs a contest offering a $3,000 prize.

Mel's mother buys the building his apartment is in and raises his rent by $50.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Helen's and David's birthday party is a disaster when first Stanley and Jeffrey and then Helen and Anne start squabbling.

A shy french tutor asks Alex's advice on winning over Mallory.

Alex learns an unforgettable lesson when he becomes Big Brother to a 10-year-old boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

An unexpected letter from a childhood friend prompts George to take part in an outlandish contest. Guest: Rosey Grier.

George is in a compromising situation when he launches his latest promotional gimmick.