Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Sam Donaldson; Fred Greenlee.

Becker and Margaret understand Linda's value after she quits; the presence of a homeless man sparks conversation at the diner.

Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success.

The breakdown of a new, expensive vacuum takes Joe and Helen to the cleaners; Brian dates Roy's newly arrived niece.

Quarterback Steve Young is among the passengers as Brian takes over the controls of a commercial plane when its pilots unexpectedly become ill.

Nat prepares Murray to vie in a dog show; the Buchmans are stunned when their therapist says their sessions are complete.

Paul infuriates Jamie when he takes one of her dresses to a new dry cleaner; Paul dreams of Einstein.

A shocked Julia discovers a nude portrait of herself when she attends her old art teacher's exhibition.

Mary Jo believes that she has acquired the power to heal when Elvis' face mysteriously appears on her snow shovel.

Pearl meets "Mr. Right" (Charles Lampkin) in a singles bar.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine.

Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic.

Florence doubts her executive abilities.

Lionel and Jenny's marriage is in trouble.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

When a blizzard paralyzes the city on Christmas Eve, several homeless people take refuge in the squad room.

One of the last two survivors of an old-world tontine tries to commit suicide in order to allow a cousin to inherit.

Greg, a former childhood friend of Laurie's, returns to town and reconnects; it turns out he is now a minister; they go out together and have a great time catching up on their lives; Laurie starts to fall for him; Shirley is worried.

A talent agent sees Keith and offers him a screen test for a Hollywood movie; the agent convinces him that he would be perfect for the part; Keith practices his scene and drives to the studio with the whole family.

Hazel gets involved in the need for a new playground for the neighborhood.

Hazel's will shames George into giving her a raise.

Jeannie must go to Mecca with Tony or lose her powers forever and vanish from his life.

Roger inadvertently summons Jeannie and becomes her new master. Overwhelmed with the power at his disposal, he takes advantage of her magical abilities.

Worrying that her daughter is deprived, Endora ensures that Darrin becomes very generous.

A temporary illness causes Samantha to speak in rhymes; Dr. Bombay's cure doesn't work.

Walter goes into a deep depression over the arrival of his 50th birthday.

Maude takes on the medical profession after she receives treatment from a new doctor.

Mel locks himself in his apartment when everyone -- including his mother -- starts to bother him.

Vera believes she's responsible for the fire that swept through her landlord's apartment.

Natalie and Tootie make some discoveries when they move into an apartment together.

Mrs. Garrett must choose between staying in Peekskill or following her boyfriend to Africa.

Andrew is taken by a senile grandmother during one of Muriel's photo sessions.

Monroe learns an aspiring designer's secret.

Alex goes overboard, filling Andrew's "time capsule" to overflowing, while the rest of the family reminisce.

Nick's temporary residence in the Keaton home ruins Steven's vacation.

Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine.

Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic.

When a blizzard paralyzes the city on Christmas Eve, several homeless people take refuge in the squad room.

One of the last two survivors of an old-world tontine tries to commit suicide in order to allow a cousin to inherit.

As their wedding date draws near, Mark and Barbara visit Las Vegas.

Barbara and Mark's plans upset Ann.

Florence doubts her executive abilities.

Lionel and Jenny's marriage is in trouble.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Actor Bob Uecker; actress Kathleen Wilhoite; Zippy the Chimp.

Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain.

Becker receives phone calls from a woman he doesn't know, then ends up meeting her only to be shocked by a secret she's been keeping.

Fay's dead husbands appear to her from beyond the grave, demanding the return of their sold possessions; Brian and Casey go on a Valentine's date; a customer hires Sandpapier Air to help him propose to his girlfriend.

A trip to the Big Apple turns sour when Helen and Joe are stranded in New York without money; Joe enters Helen in a drag queen contest.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) decide they need space away from each other; Ira (John Pankow) becomes Marvin's (guest star Jeff Garlin) wrestling manager. Randy "Macho Man" Savage guest stars as himself.

Paul and Jamie get arrested after stealing Burt's broken-down car; guests Cyndi Lauper, Richard Belzer.

Anthony tries to rise above his jealousy when Etienne's (Sheryl Lee Ralph) successful male college friend (Ron Glass) visits.

Julia's overbearing former schoolmistress moves in with her after receiving instructions at a seance.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.

Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.

George gets Lionel to see a marriage counselor.

George thinks the heroic man in a newspaper story may be Louise's supposedly dead father.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

The plainclothes detectives step in while the rest of the force takes an examination.

A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night.

Danny wins an insomniac racehorse.

The Partridges decide to move to a larger house.

George comes down with a cold on the same day he is to meet with an important client.

George defends Hazel, charged with a traffic violation.

Roger gets in a jam and needs Jeannie's help to get him out of it.

Jeannie wants to accompany Tony to Rome; Tony tells Jeannie to get a passport without magic.

Endora causes trouble when she zaps two living busts of Larry and Darrin in the Stephens home.

Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat.

When a fire damages his house, Arthur moves in temporarily with Maude and Walter.

Florida's husband demands that she stop working for white people and quit her job with the Findlays.

Mel sells the diner to the girls when he decides to accept an irresistible job offer.

Tommy's about to hang up his basketball uniform and forfeit his college scholarship. Guest star: Meadowlark Lemon.

When Mrs. Garrett decides to marry and move to Africa, her sister moves in with the girls.

The girls fear that Tootie and her boyfriend are becoming too serious.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

Emotions run high in the Keaton household as Alex prepares to leave for a prime job with a New York stock brokerage firm.

Elyse feels a sense of loss as Alex prepares to move to New York.

Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.

Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.

The plainclothes detectives step in while the rest of the force takes an examination.

A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night.

Schneider refuses to acknowledge his hearing loss.

Ann's mother makes some accurate predictions into the future when she starts reading tarot cards.

George gets Lionel to see a marriage counselor.

George thinks the heroic man in a newspaper story may be Louise's supposedly dead father.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Actor Bob Hope; actor Clint Eastwood; host and comedian David Letterman.

Becker won't listen to his doctor after he is accidentally shot during an argument between two motorists.

Becker is forced to stay at home and deal with his neighbors during his recuperation period; Margaret and Linda try to find a fill-in doctor.

Joe and Helen find marital bliss after they insist that Brian move out; Antonio and his girlfriend split.

Brian receives someone else's love letters in his mail and reads them, believing he has found the perfect woman.

Paul and his mother-in-law, Theresa, are involved in a car accident; Theresa's estranged husband visits.

Paul and Jamie learn they may be distant cousins; Sylvia has a sudden change of heart about her daughter-in-law.

Carlene decides to dress like a man when she discovers her new boyfriend (Greg Kean) is a cross-dresser.

In a parody of "Gone With the Wind," Sugarbakers redecorate a mansion, according to a woman's bad taste.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

Jack disguises himself as a woman to compete in a baking contest.

Jack's meddling father drops in unexpectedly.

George and Louise think they've both found the perfect new maid.

When George is convinced that he's no longer attractive, Louise attempts to rekindle the flames of romance in his heart.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

After accepting a date with an ardent old admirer, Shirley later has to figure out how to get rid of him and his mother.

The Partridges and Reuben are held hostage by an escaped convict (Arte Johnson).

An unethical interior decorator threatens Dorothy's business.

A lost dog inspires George to buy an alarm system.

Jeannie helps Tony live out his childhood dream of becoming a surgeon.

Tony becomes frustrated over Jeannie's constant use of magic to help around the house.

Envious Serena decides she wants to be like Samantha and wed a mortal.

A chimp follows Samantha home and is launched on an advertising career.

Walter is caught having a cocktail with his former secretary.

Maude tries to bring a school chum and her estranged daughter together to patch up their differences.

Vera has a few confessions to make when Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded.

Mel asks his cousin for help in a crazy scheme to crush a competitor.

Jo finds it difficult to pay her share of transforming the attic into a loft.

Tootie undermines the competition when she auditions for her first Broadway show. Guest: pop singer Stacey Q.

The family tries to put together a makeshift Christmas after Andrew becomes sick and plans for a holiday ski trip are cancelled.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Peer pressure causes Jennifer to give up a male pal, but her mom helps them reunite.

A college coed seduces teenage Alex when he meets her delivering groceries.

Jack disguises himself as a woman to compete in a baking contest.

Jack's meddling father drops in unexpectedly.

Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

Everything is going smoothly before Barbara and Mark's wedding until Barbara has second thoughts and Julie gets labor pains.

Mark finds himself on the golf course moments before his wedding.

George and Louise think they've both found the perfect new maid.

When George is convinced that he's no longer attractive, Louise attempts to rekindle the flames of romance in his heart.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

Actor/comedian Richard Pryor; actress Rain Pryor.

Becker believes Elizabeth might be a dishonest doctor when she lies about having aspirin to stop his pain.

Jake realizes that he can't forgive the man (Cress Williams) whose drunken driving cost him his eyesight.

Joe, Brian and Royare on a collision course over the striking temp (Samantha Smith) hired while Fay vacations.

Helen and Joe are leery about going to a dinner where Roy will introduce his willful mother (Rose Marie).

The final episode includes clips from past shows and a glimpse at the future for the Buchmans as told by their child, Mabel.

The final episode includes clips from past shows and a glimpse at the future for the Buchmans as told by their child, Mabel.

In a parody of "Gone With the Wind," Sugarbakers redecorate a mansion, according to a woman's bad taste.

A scruffy gas station owner (Jonathan Banks) wins free interior decoration from Sugarbakers.

Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass).

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Terri pretends she is married to ward off Dr. Kenderson's advances.

Jack pretends he is well-to-do when he dates a wealthy socialite.

The new maid soon discovers that filling Florence's shoes as the Jeffersons' maid could be impossible.

Florence returns to the Jeffersons expecting her old job back when her shot at a new career fails.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

A prisoner stages a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Dietrich aids a psychiatric patient; Barney refuses his latest nomination for promotion to deputy inspector.

a genius turns to petty crime; and a man is mugged by an elderly woman; Luger's surprised when his mail-order bride arrives from the Philippines.

Laurie is accused of cheating while covering up for a friend.

The family visits an amusement park; guest Johnny Bench.

Hazel's nephew takes George's niece to a bowling alley.

Hazel gives up Thanksgiving with her own family to be with the Baxters.

Roger and Tony go to Reno after their promotions; Roger sneaks Jeannie in his bag.

Tony is selected to be Gen. Peterson's golfing partner, even though he can't play.

Upset by the rivalry between her grandmothers, Tabitha turns into a cookie.

When Darrin joins an exclusive club, Endora turns him into a snob.

Maude needles Walter into analyzing their marriage when they learn that Chuck and Vivian are breaking up.

Maude finds Walter very uncooperative as they prepare to go to a dinner party.

Mel's headed for trouble when he buys a computer to handle his bookkeeping tasks.

Alice almost loses her job when Tommy gives Mel some marketing tips.

A reunion of former cast members finds the ambitious Eastland grads revealing their hopes and dreams.

Jo botches up Blair's latest computerized date-rating service.

Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives.

War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection.

Steven and his father realize they may be able to iron out their long-lasting differences.

Mallory's frightened when a close family friend makes a pass at her.

Terri pretends she is married to ward off Dr. Kenderson's advances.

Jack pretends he is well-to-do when he dates a wealthy socialite.

A prisoner stages a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Dietrich aids a psychiatric patient; Barney refuses his latest nomination for promotion to deputy inspector.

a genius turns to petty crime; and a man is mugged by an elderly woman; Luger's surprised when his mail-order bride arrives from the Philippines.

Barbara discovers that her new life with Mark is a little cramped when the newlyweds move into Mark's rooming house.

Schneider feels Alex is dominated by women.

The new maid soon discovers that filling Florence's shoes as the Jeffersons' maid could be impossible.

Florence returns to the Jeffersons expecting her old job back when her shot at a new career fails.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Mariette Hartley; Michael Palin.

Becker spends Christmas Eve at the morgue when he has to identify the body of a man who died in his office; Reggie prepares for her Christmas party.

Margaret's day off wreaks havoc in the office when Becker and Linda are forced to do her job and theirs.

Brian realizes his new girlfriend (Shannon Tweed) may be older than he thought when he meets her college-age son (Shawn Palmer); Joe and Roy face their fear of clowns.

As Joe and Brian prepare to face each other in a local boxing match, Antonio and Helen fall in behind their favorites.

When a planned evening alone turns into an impromptu dinner party, Paul and Jamie become resourceful in trying to find time alone.

Paul and Jamie disagree over which sofa to have in their new home, so Jamie drags him to the department store to choose a new one, but he hyperventilates while there; Paul learns that Mark was Jamie's gynecologist.

Charlene agrees to sponsor Mary Jo's daughter (Priscilla Weems) in the Miss Pre-Teen Atlanta Contest.

Suzanne arranges a date for Charlene with a very portly gentleman (Walter Olkewicz).

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Sabrina buys fake ID cards and loses her magic powers; Other Realm pirates run wild in the Spellman household.

Cupid forces Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) to bring two lovers together or be banished to the Other Realm.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is granted three wishes and uses one of them to turn Salem into a high-school student.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) characters in her spy story come to life -- with dangerous consequences. Guest star: Michelle Kwan.

Mork's personality changes when he decides to become more of a swinger to improve his social life.

Mindy leads a picket line to protest Remo's firing of a pregnant entertainer.

A jungle cruise through the Amazon: pink river dolphins; a sloth; giant river otters; anacondas.

The Big Sky State of Montana; the Hannas' farm; trapping and releasing a grizzly bear; a home for disabled dogs, cats and horses; a cattle drive.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

After Helen agrees to see an old USO boyfriend, a jealous Stanley makes a date with an old girlfriend.

Jack (John Ritter) interferes with Vicky's (Mary Cadorette) airline commercial.

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.

Vera believes that God has visited when George Burns drops by the diner.

Mel learns that his diner will be a meal stop on a bus route.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

George catches "disco fever."

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Ann's complaint over a mistake in her phone bill leads to trouble with the Secret Service.

Barbara agrees to marry an illegal alien.

Sammy Davis Jr. accepts Archie's invitation to visit the bar.

Archie's uninsured truck hits baseball player Reggie Jackson's car.

Maude refuses to allow John Wayne in her house when he stops in Tuckahoe to publicize a movie.

Maude agrees to go on a TV game-show with Vivian.

The Partridge Family is booked to perform at "The Fire House," a club whose owners have run afoul of a loan shark.

Shirley encounters a famous folk artist, long believed dead, and convinces him to perform with the Partridges.

Hazel's new color television attracts family and friends.

Frank Gifford comes to town to buy a bowling alley.

Tony agrees to a seance with Roger's new girlfriend in order to prove she is a fraud.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Aunt Clara produces Benjamin Franklin when Samantha has electrical problems.

Esmeralda's wacky witchcraft causes Paul Revere to ride again.

Actor Charlton Heston; model Dorothy Stratten; comedian Bobby Kelton; Wally Mohrman.

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.

After Helen agrees to see an old USO boyfriend, a jealous Stanley makes a date with an old girlfriend.

Jack (John Ritter) interferes with Vicky's (Mary Cadorette) airline commercial.

Garfield the cat and his creator Jim Davis stop by Henry's office.

Weather forecaster; Mahatma Scuttle.

The Lower Tidmarsh Fire Brigade goes through a day.

Irish castaway; sanitary inspector.

Mystery-meat stew; bawdy poem.

Nicole (Stacy Keanan) vows to take matters into her own hands when Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) can't agree on a place to live.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) deceives Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) regarding her plans for the evening.

Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) console Nicole (Staci Keanan) after she is stood up by her first date.

In order to please Nicole, Michael begins to date her baby sitter.

Natalie's revenge harms an innocent bystander.

Blair begins a war with Natalie over the right to privacy after Natalie peeks into Blair's diary.

Blair's cadet date is really a delinquent.

Jo's 14-year-old cousin wants her overprotective father and brothers to recognize her femininity.

Monroe learns an aspiring designer's secret.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

The family tries to put together a makeshift Christmas after Andrew becomes sick and plans for a holiday ski trip are cancelled.

The Tates try to exorcise Corinne's baby; Billy is kidnapped by members of a religious cult.

Jessica chooses between Chester and Detective Donahue; Burt's shocking fate is revealed.

Burt meets another human in space while his alien double on Earth is giving Mary sleepless nights.

The Major leads a raid to rescue Billy; Jodie must choose between his child and Alice; Benson leaves.

It's Marcy's last day, and a chamber music group stages a musical sit-in to protest budget cuts.

Benson has a lot of explaining to do when he agrees to help the FBI stop a bribery scheme.

Benson's innocent approval of his lobbyist-girlfriend's project brings corruption charges.

Minor problems pile up to crisis proportions, and the governor holds an encounter session with the staff.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Sandra and Mary settle a dispute over song royalties in court.

Lester and Mary are surprised when his cousin's marriage crumbles.

Charlie's date (Adrienne Barbeau) is Dr. Samuels' sister.

The chess-team coach's fervor distracts Arvid.

Dr. Samuels (William G. Schilling) objects when moonlighting Charlie (Howard Hesseman) does late-night TV commercials for appliances.

Dennis' antics demote him to a remedial class.

Jonathan's (Danny Pintauro) first date turns sour when his girlfriend (Keri Houlihan) develops a crush on Tony (Tony Danza).

Tony (Tony Danza) learns that his late wife may have had an affair with an artist. Guest stars: Rhoda Gemignani and Frank Annese.

Geoffrey (Robin Thomas) breaks up with Angela (Judith Light) after she wrecks the sports car he entrusted to her care.

Trouble brews when Angela (Judith Light) hires Ray Charles to record an important account's jingle, a love song written by Samantha's (Alyssa Milano) boyfriend.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Coached by Alex, Jennifer presents a class speech, but she doesn't know what she is talking about.

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

Drew fantasizes about a top-of-the-line refrigerator when his old one dies.

Drew's parents (guest stars Marion Ross and Stanley Anderson) arrive to help with the wedding preparations, which include a bachelor party. With Drew Carey.

Samples of a new drug that helps senior citizens regain their libido get mixed with St. Patrick's Day Buzz Beer.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

After Bill's (Phil Hartman) turn as manager ends, Jimmy (Stephen Root) decides to let the employees vote for Dave or Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) as boss.

The staff questions Dave's sanity after he has a security door installed in the lobby; Bill's new commercial.

Matthew (Andy Dick) joins the Big Brother program and is paired with a man (guest star Michael Buchman Silver) a few years older; Bill (Phil Hartman) sleuths.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) demands that Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) reunite for the good of the company; Matthew (Andy Dick) gets a toy car.

After his memoirs come out stating he once beat up Robert Conrad, Jack fears the worst when the actor stops by the office.

Maya is stunned to learn that Elliott's latest girlfriend (Cassidy Rae) is a model and a premed student at Yale.

Maya and Jack accidentally kill Finch's cat; Nina's advice leads Elliott's mother (Rhoda Gemignani) to go out for a wild night on the town.

Nina's former agent (Nina Foch), now suicidal, thinks a romantic rendezvous with Finch could do the trick.

Jack is convinced that his new neighbor is one of London's most-wanted criminals.

Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

George sets out to create a legacy for himself so he'll be remembered long after he's dead.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

An angry parent assaults the admissions director of a private kindergarten; and Wojo faces a police inquiry for using excessive force in a recent arrest.

An 11-year-old girl (guest star Jodie Foster) gets a massive crush on Danny (Danny Bonaduce).

The Partridge family makes a commercial for a take-out chicken restaurant.

Hazel plots to get to Snowman's Lodge ahead of George's schedule.

Hazel's personality improvement classes have bad side effects.

Jeannie is disappointed because Tony never asks for anything big.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

Refusing to obey the Witches Council and give up Darren, Samantha loses her magical powers.

Magic comes in handy when Samantha collects for a charity organization.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Jolene's glad she learned self-defense from Vera when a cat burglar starts roaming the neighborhood.

Boss Hogg from Hazzard tries to trick Mel into selling his diner for $1.

Jo takes drastic measures to prevent the deportation of an illegal alien.

Blair must work at a taco stand as a requirement for her business degree.

In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

As the new editor, Alex names cheating pupils in the school paper.

Elyse and Steven's participation in an anti-nuke rally on Thanksgiving lands them in jail.

Jack is convinced that his new neighbor is one of London's most-wanted criminals.

Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.

A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

An angry parent assaults the admissions director of a private kindergarten; and Wojo faces a police inquiry for using excessive force in a recent arrest.

Ann and Francine go to Paris to pick up the continental savvy needed to snare a new client.

Ann considers letting Alex stay with Francine.

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

George sets out to create a legacy for himself so he'll be remembered long after he's dead.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Actress Amy Irving; ventriloquist Jay Johnson; writer Calvin Trillin.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Paul and Jamie are enjoying a quiet Sunday at home together, determined to do something quietly together before their friends' plans intrude on their day.

A nervous Paul invites a curious Jamie to accompany him and Selby to a college get-together and an impromptu reunion with an old flame (Lisa Edelstein).

Suzanne's first redecorating assignment ends when the house she is working on burns to the ground.

Mary Jo goes on a date; Julia learns that her tax auditor is a man she verbally abused in a restaurant.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Sandra and Mary settle a dispute over song royalties in court.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

Louise learns that a "cold-hearted monster" is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

A former child star assaults his agent with a telephone; a good Samaritan is charged with assault; and Dietrich spends the afternoon with a college sweetheart.

Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

Sex education bedevils Keith.

A department store computer plays havoc with Shirley's account.

Hazel takes another job to earn enough money to buy a present for Dorothy.

Dorothy must have an old piano she sees while hunting antiques.

A local museum is showing an exhibit from Jeannie's old home.

Jeannie learns that a member of a family involved in a feud with her family is coming to the United States.

Darrin stubbornly refuses a birthday gift; Maurice turns him into a mule.

Samantha's good news stops her parents' quarrel -- for a moment.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

Presents and love poems come Vera's way and everyone's trying to find out who's sending them.

Jolene realizes her childhood dream of becoming a flight attendant.

Blair is horrified when her father is indicted.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Iris' gift of a trip to Paris backfires when Muriel needs a passport and her birth certificate reveals she was adopted.

Alex leaves his job at a small grocery store for an ultramodern supermarket.

Steven and Elyse wonder if they should buy a gun for protection after their home is burglarized.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

A former child star assaults his agent with a telephone; a good Samaritan is charged with assault; and Dietrich spends the afternoon with a college sweetheart.

Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

Ann's dinner date with Mark's divorced father turns into an all-night affair.

Julie announces plans for her baby's birth.

Louise learns that a "cold-hearted monster" is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Actor Andy Kaufman; actress Lara Flynn Boyle; actor Tony Randall.

When Dr. Becker buys a motorcycle, everyone thinks it's a midlife crisis.

Becker throws a dinner party so his girlfriend (Frances Fisher) can spend time with the gang.

Helen receives conflicting advice from the brothers on what to wear before she goes for a symphony audition.

Brian foolishly flies off through heavy fog for a rendezvous with his ex-wife.

An unexpectedly long visit by her parents (Nancy Dussault, Paul Dooley) drives Jamie mad, to the extent that she bribes her sister Lisa to come and keep her company before she goes crazy; Paul feels like the odd man out.

Jamie wins a big advertising account, but her celebrations are ruined when Paul's film about the Yankee Stadium is rejected by a network and he's very upset.

Julia is shocked to learn her son (George Newbern) is dating a college professor who is twice his age.

Julia and Suzanne's mother (Louise Lathem) and her friend (Alice Ghostley) visit Sugarbakers for Thanksgiving.

Lester and Mary are surprised when his cousin's marriage crumbles.

Calvin and a friend (David Wakefield) may be kicked off the basketball team if they don't pass an exam.

The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

The precinct's plumbing goes out again; A scoutmaster apprehends a mugger; A militant Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones.

After being told they have 30 days to vacate the precinct, the detectives air their resentment of being shoved out after so many years.

Dared into shoplifting, Danny feels he has disgraced the family.

Keith wants the school presidency -- at any cost.

The Baxters learn that the stray dog Harold found has a rightful owner.

Hazel finds herself in a dither as she tries to care for two households.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

A vase hits Tony on the head giving him amnesia, but only to Jeannie's identity.

Cousin Henry turns on all his pranks when he goes shopping with Samantha.

After offending Endora, Darrin disappears whenever he speaks Spanish.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

Alice's social life gets a lift when she makes a date with her high-school flame.

Mel falls for a famous singer who stops in for directions. When she proposes, Mel accepts and prepares to move to Los Angeles.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Natalie's article angers sorority pledge Tootie.

Andrew's hungry and his nursing mother is at work, so Henry takes the baby to the photo session.

Henry is enraged by Monroe's ineptness at hanging a portrait.

On a snowy Christmas Day, the Keaton family looks back on the births of Alex, Mallory and Jennifer.

Elyse's advice to Mallory's pregnant friend backfires when she decided to help talk with mom.

The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

The precinct's plumbing goes out again; A scoutmaster apprehends a mugger; A militant Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones.

After being told they have 30 days to vacate the precinct, the detectives air their resentment of being shoved out after so many years.

Premature labor pains force Julie to use Ann's bathtub for the underwater birth.

Barbara feels she must return to college.

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Actor John Candy; actress Maureen O'Hara; coach Jim Valvano.

Becker refuses to pay for a long-distance phone call; Bob (Saverio Guerra) invests in inspirational tapes on success.

Becker mistakenly leaves horrible news on the wrong answering machine and desperately tries to take it back.

Brian returns to Nantucket with his estranged wife (Kim Ulrich), who promptly falls for Joe.

Joe is upset when he learns Brian has arranged a blind date (Megan Mullally) for him.

Paul is embarrassed because an old friend (Steve Buscemi) of his from film school is now working as a token clerk at the local station and blames Paul for his misfortune, so Paul refuses to use the subway.

Jamie wants Paul to give up the rent-controlled lease to his old apartment, now sublet to Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards).

After a wild night on the town, Julia's attorney, Reese Watson (Hal Holbrook), proposes marriage.

Charlene gets involved with a married man (Madison Mason) who is also a Sugarbakers' client.

Mary tries to help Lester win a big construction contract.

A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster.

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

A teen drug addict grabs Fish's gun and hold the precinct hostage; Captain Barney Miller must talk him down.

The Partridges bring a lonely millionaire (John Astin) out of his self-imposed isolation.

The Partridges have to hide from a mystery writer to win $25,000 for charity.

Hazel is discouraged when a publishing company refuses to publish her book.

A lonely bachelor grows fond of Hazel and proposes marriage.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Tabitha brings the story of "Jack and the Beanstalk" to life.

Endora brings a witch with fading powers to be Samantha's maid.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Alice tries to help Mel's mother fight the tedium of old age by suggesting that she start a singing career.

Vera falls for an officer who she met after jaywalking and within two weeks they are engaged and planning a wedding.

Natalie's in trouble after she gets a pre-approved credit card.

A young singer (Stacey Q) gets support from Tootie and the girls.

Henry's bowled over when he attends a friend's second marriage and discovers the bride is young enough to be the man's daughter.

Two hapless brothers are hired by the Rushes to convert their attic into an apartment for Iris.

A popular sorority girl befriends Mallory with hopes of getting close to Alex.

Elyse's brother (Tom Hanks) arrives for a visit and surprises everyone with his cloak-and-dagger behavior.

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

A teen drug addict grabs Fish's gun and hold the precinct hostage; Captain Barney Miller must talk him down.