Game shows; spoof of the National Health.

Benson has a strange malady that has all the doctors puzzled.

Benson finds an old letter that infects the staff with gold fever.

Danny lures Burt to the cabin; Burt's second lost son comes.

Danny can't kill Burt; dummy Bob is nasty; the mob attacks.

Jodie enters the hospital for his operation; Jessica sees Chester in action.

Jodie's friend Dennis tells him his future plans; Jessica decides the families are cursed.

A friend of Jim's comes to his house on a business matter, and it proves to be embarrassing.

Margaret decides to sell the family's baby crib and scales.

Gracie unintentionally gives George the wrong directions to a barbecue.

George, Gracie and the Mortons plan a vacation cruise to Hawaii.

Jayne Mansfield takes a Hawaiian cruise with Jack.

Jack has to complete a test to get his driver's license and is accused of cheating when another man looks at his test.

Automation threatens to break up McHale's old gang. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) impersonates Dracula to escape from Binghamton's clutches. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Dennis is afraid he will lose his pet bees.

Dennis decides to advertise Alice's birthday.

A houseguest takes things he likes and leaves items he considers of equal value in exchange.

Bentley refuses to let Kelly have a house key.

Martin must hide his ship from prospective buyers after Mrs. Brown puts the house on the market.

Martin experiences jealousy when Mrs. Brown's boyfriend comes to visit.

An art teacher loves Shirley's work; the family doesn't.

Ruben manages a new twin singing act, but the boys break up when they meet Laurie; Shirley takes an art class and the instructor has a crush on her.

Ricky makes an attempt at playing matchmaker for Kate and Edward.

Ricky's matchmaking efforts fall flat when Edward and Kate resist.

Monroe and Henry discover a coverup in the death of Mrs. Stinson's friend.

A famous oceanographer offers Muriel a job as photographer on his next expedition.

Danny lures Burt to the cabin; Burt's second lost son comes.

Danny can't kill Burt; dummy Bob is nasty; the mob attacks.

Jodie enters the hospital for his operation; Jessica sees Chester in action.

Jodie's friend Dennis tells him his future plans; Jessica decides the families are cursed.

The ladies face jail when Charlene's friend offers them authentic antiques at bargain prices.

Julia jumps to the conclusion that Reese is seeing another woman.

Charlene is convinced that she will become the next country music star.

Suzanne volunteers her services as a temporary foster mother to a Vietnamese girl (Connie Lew).

Mr. Wick's mom (guest star Richard Chamberlain) attempts to use her womanly charms to get Drew to come back to work for her son; Kate makes a video to help Lewis and Oswald get dates.

Drew enables Mr. Wick to stay drunk so he can close a deal with an English lord who wants to buy the store; Oswald woos a pretty nurse.

Gus picks up bad habits from Uncle Drew that could jeopardize the boy's chances of winning a baby beauty-contest.

Drew dates a gorgeous police officer (guest star Jenny McCarthy), raising hopes he's finally gotten lucky in love.

Steven discovers that he's left his radical past behind when he helps an old college friend (Sanford Jensen) re-establish a left-wing political magazine.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Alex follows his sister and Nick to New Jersey in hopes of reaching them before they get married.

Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.

While Brian recuperates from an injury, he becomes jealous when Alex spends time with Joe.

Lowell and Bunny (Laura Innes) discover that a divorce is what they need to get the spark back in their marriage.

A potential investor in the airline (Mark Harelik) becomes interested in Helen.

Becker is shocked when a 15-year-old patient confides he has unprotected sex; Becker accidentally leaves a bag of condoms in the diner.

Becker suspects his former college roommate (Kelsey Grammer) of swiping his prescription pad during an unannounced visit.

One of Becker's patients appears to be in better health since he began praying; Linda tries to rein in her long-distance relationship.

Mrs. Firth goes overboard with gratitude after Becker performs an uncharacteristic act of kindness toward his neighbor.

The group is on edge over the club's newest member, a paroled convict (Pat Collins). With Judd Hirsch and Susan Walters.

The group reminisces about a restaurant that is soon to be closed.

An amorous ex-student (Michele Pawk) offers John (Judd Hirsch) a job in the publishing industry. Also stars Harry Groener.

John has second thoughts about ending the affair with his new boss when she offers him more fringe benefits.

Gracie throws an auction party to help Harry Morton sell some swamp land.

Jack recalls being in vaudeville with George Burns.

Jeannie is annoyed when an old girlfriend of Tony's returns to town.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat.

Envious Serena decides she wants to be like Samantha and wed a mortal.

Parker's (Tim Conway) impersonations over the radio cause an outbreak of peace. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is convinced that McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are planning his demise.

Bud lends a strong authoritative hand in organizing a school picnic.

The Andersons' former gardener finds himself in trouble with the law.

The Wilsons' housekeeper takes over.

Mr. Wilson tries to get rid of a stray dog.

George becomes annoyed by Hazel everytime he makes a mistake.

Mr. Griffin pulls strings to have Hazel be Maid of the Month.

Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat.

Envious Serena decides she wants to be like Samantha and wed a mortal.

Jeannie is annoyed when an old girlfriend of Tony's returns to town.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Tootie is obsessed with singer Jermaine Jackson.

The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

Benson has a lot of explaining to do when he agrees to help the FBI stop a bribery scheme.

Benson's innocent approval of his lobbyist-girlfriend's project brings corruption charges.

Mallory, Nick, Jennifer and Alex become stranded on their way to a family camping trip.

Mallory's new boss (Deborah Angle) tries to steal her fashion idea.

Murray's plans for a wild weekend at a convention take an unexpected turn.

Archie helps on Stephanie's science project.

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Terri thinks Jack is giving love lessons.

A prostitute in trouble may prove to Louise and Helen that their efforts at the community help center are not useless.

George gives Florence advice on catching a husband.

The detectives disguise themselves as women to apprehend rapists and muggers; A wife claims spousal abuse.

The investigators arrest a Woody Allen look-alike suspected of arson; Chano arrests a man who assaulted a vending machine with a deadly weapon.

Actor Carol Reiner; actress Raquel Welch.

When Mary Jo attends church with Julia and Suzanne, she ends up dating the minister (Bruce Davison).

An extremely nervous Anthony makes it to his college graduation despite a series of mishaps.

When Margaret forces Becker to take a vacation because of his temper, Linda mistakenly books him on a gay cruise.

Love blinds Becker when his college flame (Jaclyn Smith) announces she has left her husband to be with him.

Drew and Lewis back a souped-up greyhound that is the subject of a clandestine DrugCo experiment, making it unbeatable at the track.

Drew cannot bring himself to cover for bus driver Tony (Bill Cobbs) after an accident, so he gets Scott to give Tony a different job.

Presents and love poems come Vera's way and everyone's trying to find out who's sending them.

Jolene realizes her childhood dream of becoming a flight attendant.

A prostitute in trouble may prove to Louise and Helen that their efforts at the community help center are not useless.

George gives Florence advice on catching a husband.

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Terri thinks Jack is giving love lessons.

Gracie thinks she hears a burglar during the night and alarms the neighborhood.

Jack decides that Bobby Darin should play him in his film biography.

Jeannie announces she is going to marry Roger to make Tony jealous.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

A chimp follows Samantha home and is launched on an advertising career.

Upset by the rivalry between her grandmothers, Tabitha turns into a cookie.

Parker (Tim Conway) blows the end off a valuable island with torpedoes intended for a German U-boat. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are determined that a glamorous film star (guest star Lisa Seagram) visit McHale's Island.

Betty resents having her mother in her class.

Bud and Jim have a disagreement when Jim insists Bud tell the football coach that he broke training.

Dennis and Mr. Wilson make a documentary featuring the townspeople.

Mr. Wilson is torn between a contest drawing and an obligation to Dennis.

Gus, the love of Hazel's life, finally returns to propose.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

A chimp follows Samantha home and is launched on an advertising career.

Upset by the rivalry between her grandmothers, Tabitha turns into a cookie.

Jeannie announces she is going to marry Roger to make Tony jealous.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

Natalie is devastated when she sees her father with a strange woman.

Tootie decides to go to New York unchaperoned.

Maude can't resist the temptation to go through Walter's wallet when it accidentally falls out of a drawer.

Maude makes a desperate attempt for recognition from Walter at her surprise party.

Minor problems pile up to crisis proportions, and the governor holds an encounter session with the staff.

Benson's encounter with an old flame and Clayton's birthday preparations create confusion.

Alex is determined to stop the budding friendship between Andy and Nick's 8-year-old nephew (Kaylan Romero).

Lauren drags a reluctant Alex to a Relationship Maintenance Weekend.

Veronica's drinking worries the partners.

Vandals attack Murray's synagogue.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

Tom daydreams an "Old West" confrontation with one of Helen's old flames.

Ralph the doorman is convinced that George is cheating on Louise.

Wojo and Detective Janice Wentworth pretend to be married to go under cover at a hotel to track down a clever robber.

The department computer declares Fish dead; A fake detective holds a campaign against the homosexuals community.

Jerry Seinfeld; Ernest St. George; Lynn Redgrave; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

The ladies are at odds when they are put on different diets at a health spa.

Julia refurbishes Sugarbakers when the Historical League places it on the tour of historical homes.

A dedicated doctor has a gruff exterior but a soft heart.

Becker kicks himself for helping out Jake by treating his persnickety grandmother when her doctor dies.

When Drew's wayward brother sneaks back to Ohio, Drew tries to reunite him with Mimi in a last-ditch effort to get her out of the house.

Drew charms a pregnant Kellie into feeling intimate, but then images of their baby hamper his desire.

Alice's social life gets a lift when she makes a date with her high-school flame.

Mel falls for a famous singer who stops in for directions. When she proposes, Mel accepts and prepares to move to Los Angeles.

Tom daydreams an "Old West" confrontation with one of Helen's old flames.

Ralph the doorman is convinced that George is cheating on Louise.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

Gracie wants to buy George a ranch; George schemes to put an end to her idea.

Nat King Cole performs in an instrumental group with Jack on the violin.

Jeannie must go to Mecca with Tony or lose her powers forever and vanish from his life.

Roger inadvertently summons Jeannie and becomes her new master. Overwhelmed with the power at his disposal, he takes advantage of her magical abilities.

When Darrin joins an exclusive club, Endora turns him into a snob.

Magic comes in handy when Samantha collects for a charity organization.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) uses a testimonial dinner ordered by the captain (Joe Flynn) as a cover for a crap game. With Tim Conway.

The crew and geisha Binghamton (Joe Flynn) pose as a traveling kabuki company to steal gasoline. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Kathy thinks she is going to miss her chance to see Greer Garson.

Bud is amazed that his parents do not argue like other parents he knows.

Disasters plague Mr. Wilson's attempt to join an exclusive club.

Dennis persuades Mr. Wilson to buy a treasure chest.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

When Darrin joins an exclusive club, Endora turns him into a snob.

Magic comes in handy when Samantha collects for a charity organization.

Jeannie must go to Mecca with Tony or lose her powers forever and vanish from his life.

Roger inadvertently summons Jeannie and becomes her new master. Overwhelmed with the power at his disposal, he takes advantage of her magical abilities.

Trips home seem to make the Blair/Jo feud worse.

Natalie's revenge harms an innocent bystander.

Maude plans a weekend wedding in wintry New England for Arthur and Vivian.

Florida finds it extremely difficult to tell Maude that she is quitting her job as housekeeper.

The enforcement of tight new regulations makes the staff feel restricted.

Kraus learns a painful lesson about love when she falls for a man who is ineligible.

Tragedy strikes the Keaton family when Steven suffers a heart attack.

The Keatons begin to panic as Steven's heart bypass operation drags on.

Archie's plan to get Stephanie into the school chorus backfires.

Murray's plans to marry are put on hold when his mother suddenly dies.

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

George's latest competitor forces him into a laundry price war.

George decides to accept his competitor's offer to buy out Jefferson Cleaners.

A rat scampers around the precinct while the detectives search for missing bags of confiscated marijuana.

The detectives deal with bicentennial fever; A cab owner reports his horse missing; A man alone in his hotel room claims to have been assaulted.

Host Jack Paar; actor Stephen Lang.

To surprise Anthony on his birthday, the Sugarbaker women look for his long-lost father.

Charlene takes a year off from Sugarbakers to devote more time to her baby.

Reggie's psychology class experiment proves that Becker gives preferential treatment to his attractive female patients.

Becker discovers that, unbeknown to them, Reggie and Linda are dating the same man.

Drew puts his plan to propose to Kellie on hold when he finds out her parents (Michael Gross, Susan Sullivan) are getting a divorce.

Drew tries to finance a retro department store, and his investor wants Drew to conceal a mistress from his wife and father-in-law.

Alice tries to help Mel's mother fight the tedium of old age by suggesting that she start a singing career.

Vera falls for an officer who she met after jaywalking and within two weeks they are engaged and planning a wedding.

George's latest competitor forces him into a laundry price war.

George decides to accept his competitor's offer to buy out Jefferson Cleaners.

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Gracie schemes to get George into the U.S. Army.

Jack thinks his itching arm is caused by an allergy.

Roger gets in a jam and needs Jeannie's help to get him out of it.

Jeannie wants to accompany Tony to Rome; Tony tells Jeannie to get a passport without magic.

Refusing to obey the Witches Council and give up Darren, Samantha loses her magical powers.

Darrin stubbornly refuses a birthday gift; Maurice turns him into a mule.

Girl-shy Parker (Tim Conway) is assigned to train five beautiful nurses in judo and self-defense. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) becomes "Jolly Wally" to impress a war correspondent (guest star Peter Leeds).

Jim and Margaret are stunned when Bud seems to have more success raising Kathy than they have.

Writer Betty casts her family in "Faust.".

Dennis wants Mr. Wilson to go to the new dentist who hands out presents.

Mr. Wilson sets a trap for a bandit.

After George refuses to accept payment for helping one of Hazel's friends, he regrets it.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Refusing to obey the Witches Council and give up Darren, Samantha loses her magical powers.

Darrin stubbornly refuses a birthday gift; Maurice turns him into a mule.

Roger gets in a jam and needs Jeannie's help to get him out of it.

Jeannie wants to accompany Tony to Rome; Tony tells Jeannie to get a passport without magic.

Blair begins a war over the right to privacy.

Blair's cadet date is really a delinquent.

Maude recognizes Walter's tax auditor as the man who tried to attack her 31 years ago.

Walter loses a bundle on a bad investment tip Arthur gave him.

When Benson accepts some stock from Pete as a debt payment, Clayton and Kraus buy some, too.

When Kraus overhears part of a conversation, she thinks she has only six months to live.

Steven battles the psychological aftermath of his heart attack.

Skippy (Marc Price) decides to join the Army after receiving the results of his career aptitude tests.

Archie's niece Billie Bunker comes to visit.

Archie meets someone who may be able to pull him out of a financial slump.

Much to Jack's embarrassment, Terri subdues a drunk with karate.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle whom he insulted on a date.

The Jeffersons and the Willises go to TV court over a mysterious stain.

Florence goes on strike over her lack of a pension plan and George's refusal to do anything about it.

The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain and a nightclub comic's Bicentennial jokes.

A glimpse at Ailing Fish's home life ensues when the detective is forced to go on restrictive duty; fish decides to quit the force.

Actor Robert Blake; comic Louie Anderson; actress Selma Diamond.

Julia misses dinner with Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter when she is placed on a sequestered jury.

An embarrassed Suzanne wins a date with Anthony at a bachelor charity auction.

While at dinner, Becker accidentally blurts out confidential information about his godson to the boy's father.

Becker can't sleep because his television doesn't work, but he mysteriously refuses to get another one.

Kellie goes into labor early after finally agreeing to marry Drew, forcing him to try to throw together a hospital wedding before the birth.

Drew (Drew Carey) is reluctant to hire his friend Kate (Christa Miller) for a position at the cosmetics counter.

Vera's marriage plans take a detour when she and Mel mistakenly exchange wedding vows.

When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

The Jeffersons and the Willises go to TV court over a mysterious stain.

Florence goes on strike over her lack of a pension plan and George's refusal to do anything about it.

Much to Jack's embarrassment, Terri subdues a drunk with karate.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle whom he insulted on a date.

Gracie starts the police department on a wild goose chase when she reports that a car has been stolen.

Jack reminisces about the early days of radio.

Jeannie helps Tony live out his childhood dream of becoming a surgeon.

Tony becomes frustrated over Jeannie's constant use of magic to help around the house.

Samantha's good news stops her parents' quarrel -- for a moment.

Cousin Henry turns on all his pranks when he goes shopping with Samantha.

McHale's men help "Tinker" Bell's (Billy Sands) campaign with a nurse who has a yen for heroes. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) draws up treason charges when he catches McHale (Ernest Borgnine) trading rifles to the Japanese. With Tim Conway.

Kathy takes a horseshoe to bed with her and wishes for a pony.

Bud is embarrassed after he implies that he has enlisted in the armed forces.

A store owner hopes to become the coach of Dennis' baseball team.

Dennis helps a friend who is having problems.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

Samantha's good news stops her parents' quarrel -- for a moment.

Cousin Henry turns on all his pranks when he goes shopping with Samantha.

Jeannie helps Tony live out his childhood dream of becoming a surgeon.

Tony becomes frustrated over Jeannie's constant use of magic to help around the house.

Jo's 14-year-old cousin wants her overprotective father and brothers to recognize her femininity.

The issue of book banning arises at Eastland.

Maude finds that she is unable to bridge the generation gap when she takes charge of disciplining Phillip.

Maude's former house guest, a teenager from the ghetto, returns hoping to get money from the Findlays.

When the governor falls in love, he turns to Benson for advice on how to make a good impression.

Benson helps a street gang-turned-maintenance company get a state contract.

Mallory objects to a romance between an ex-beau's brother and Jennifer.

Nick is devastated when his 16-year-old dog is injured by a car.

Roger Abbott takes an interest in Billie Bunker.

Archie challenges the system when Mrs. Canby is cheated by a sleazy garment operation.

Larry sets up a test to determine if Furley's latest girl is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

After rejecting an offer to invest in Charlie's bar, George comes up with an idea that turns the business into gold.

An old buddy of George's misinterprets Louise's sarcasm as an invitation to move in with them.

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct; store owners begin paying protection money.

Actress Susan Sarandon; actor Ricky Schroder; actor Bob Hope.

Charlene hires Sugarbakers to decorate her new house, which appears to be haunted.

Mary Jo harbors a favorite teacher (Meg Wyllie) who has escaped from a nursing home.

Becker can't believe it when his old college mentor visits town for a book signing and doesn't remember him.

Becker's strange suspicion about bad omens seemingly proves true when a patient has a heart attack at the gym.

A company policy may cause Drew not to hire a superior applicant.

Drew (Drew Carey) stages a mock ceremony when Kate (Christa Miller) longs for a wedding.

Tommy decides to join the navy after a night out with Mel and his old navy buddy.

Vera kidnaps a circus horse when she believes it is being mistreated.

After rejecting an offer to invest in Charlie's bar, George comes up with an idea that turns the business into gold.

An old buddy of George's misinterprets Louise's sarcasm as an invitation to move in with them.

Larry sets up a test to determine if Furley's latest girl is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

Helen volunteers Stanley to babysit on his poker night.

Jack plans to reunite Vicky's divorced parents.

On a train trip to New York, Harry Von Zell plans a publicity photo with Gracie and an atomic scientist.

Ronnie shocks his parents when he announces his plans to attend the Actors Studio for drama studies.

Johnny Carson sings, dances and does magic.

Clint Walker teaches Jack to be a two-fisted he-man.

Animal footage from around the globe.

Animal footage from around the globe.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Bentley intervenes with inattentive parents for Kelly's troubled classmate.

Gardener Bentley contends with a gopher.

Martin accidentally over-electrifies himself for a return trip to Mars.

Martin causes the latest toy craze with his antennas raised.

Know-it-all Danny drops out of school.

Laurie vies for homecoming queen against a guy.

Ricky poses as the girl of Derek's dreams when he can't come through with a date for him.

A school bully accuses Ricky of bodily injury and takes him to court.

Mrs. Stinson's niece causes friction when she works as an intern at the newspaper.

Monroe's life is threatened after he gives an entertainer a harsh review.

Mork's strange friend Exidor becomes romantically involved with a pretty meter maid.

Thinking the Air Force is a travel club, Mork joins up as Lt. Mork Fromork.

Exidor's long-lost mother arrives to stop her son's marriage.

Mindy is unhappy when her father returns to Boulder with his young bride.

Helen volunteers Stanley to babysit on his poker night.

Jack plans to reunite Vicky's divorced parents.

Alice dons a rabbit costume and checks up on Tommy, who is spending Easter vacation at Mel's apartment.

Alice becomes Mel's conscience when he accidentally receives thousands of dollars from an automatic teller.

Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

Maude and Walter are ecstatic when Walter's ex-wife announces her plans to remarry.

Maude insists that her guests for a New Year's Eve party come dressed as their favorite year.

Archie ruins Stephanie's chance to attend her first dance.

Stephanie's candid shots are too revealing.

Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.

Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget.

Host David Letterman; actor James Garner; actress Ellen Burstyn; Rod Dornsife.

Politics split a couple; hospital havoc.

Singers; spy-catcher.

Fred Scuttle; superhero Wondergran.

Revolutionaries plot to steal an ugly but priceless gold statue during a costume party at the mansion.

A reception for an important industrialist and Katie's jealousy of her father's hostess create problems for Benson.

Jessica takes a firm stand against Chester's philandering; Corinne confronts Peter about his behavior.

After Jessica and Corinne threaten him, Peter is slain.

Burt goes to Peter's apartment intending to invite him to a party, but is shocked by what he finds.

Sheriff Tinkler makes an arrest in the Peter Campbell murder.

Margaret's father gets restless when people start suggesting that he retire.

An unknown workman helps the Andersons restore their faith in themselves.

George and Gracie are concerned when Ronnie begins dating a sophisticated, older woman.

Ronnie has plans of changing his name when he becomes an actor much to the disappointment of Gracie.

Jack competes with Robert Goulet for a woman's attention.

Ed Sullivan and Jack play opposing attorneys in a murder trial.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns a young sailor (guest star Michael Burns) to spy on McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men. With Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) banishes the men of PT-73 to a dismal camp in Italy. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Dennis winds up baby sitting.

Dennis gets in the way of Mr. Wilson's plan to rid his garden of starlings.

Kelly is too impressed by her new boyfriend's wealth.

Bentley directs Peter as John Alden in the class Thanksgiving play.

Determined to keep his spaceship in flying condition, Uncle Martin takes a flight and is seen by Mrs. Brown.

Martin gets a Martian vitamin deficiency and causes people to spontaneously fall asleep.

Danny pretends to be Jewish to date a rabbi's daughter.

Laurie student-teaches Danny's English class.

A 12-year-old girl agrees to work for Edward's toy company on the condition that Ricky becomes her boyfriend.

Without permission, Ricky pledges a sizable cash donation from Edward to finance his school orchestra's field trip.

Henry's help with Wendall's personal ad backfires.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

Jessica takes a firm stand against Chester's philandering; Corinne confronts Peter about his behavior.

After Jessica and Corinne threaten him, Peter is slain.

Burt goes to Peter's apartment intending to invite him to a party, but is shocked by what he finds.

Sheriff Tinkler makes an arrest in the Peter Campbell murder.

Mary Jo's divorced father takes a romantic interest in Charlene.

The women of Sugarbakers begin receiving lavish gifts from a wealthy couple (Guy Boyd, Janet Carroll).

An ex-husband's (Gregg Henry) sizzling autobiography reveals some personal moments in his marriage to Suzanne.

Mary Jo is sexually harassed by a handsome and wealthy client.

A devious canine stalks Drew throughout the neighborhood, while Drew's friends begin avoiding him.

Drew asks Kate to be a role model for his new boss, Lord Mercer's teenage daughter (Jessica Cauffiel).

Drew helps Milan (Jessica Cauffiel) prove to her father that she can run the store despite the staff disliking her.

As security guards, Lewis and Oswald hinder Drew's efforts to catch an airplane to a party with supermodels in Spain.

Elyse's plans to match her next-door neighbor with a co-worker backfire.

Skippy's slated to become the object of a cruel fraternity prank.

Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.

Alex becomes disillusioned when one of his favorite professors (Mason Adams) gets involved in a university scandal.

Joe and Helen must stay in a cabin where Alex and Brian hoped to consummate their relationship.

A black eye and discolored hair turn Helen's dream date into a nightmare.

Frustrated with his life, Joe explodes in anger and leaves town.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

Becker's strange behavior leads Linda to believe that he has a serious drug problem.

Becker is fit to be tied after Chris bans smoking; Bob convinces Jake that Amanda is cheating on him.

Amanda runs off with her new boyfriend and all of heartbroken Jake's furniture; Becker brags about quitting smoking for the last two days.

Becker is skeptical at first, but he goes psycho after a psychic gives everyone except him great news about the future.

Louise (Jane Carr) gets the wrong baby back after the men of "One-Two-One" (Judd Hirsch, Jere Burns, Harry Groener) baby-sit her son.

John (Judd Hirsch) skips the weekly meeting to do "other things." With Susan Walters and Jane Carr.

Kirk (Jere Burns) is pressed by the group members to spill the beans about his mysterious life. Guest star: Gina Belafonte. With Isabella Hofmann.

A grateful Mary Beth (Susan Walters) reveals she has a crush on John (Judd Hirsch) after he helps her land a job. With Jere Burns.

Gracie tries to help a college boy further a romance by posing as his mother.

Jack thinks about what it might have been like to have gone to college.

Roger and Tony go to Reno after their promotions; Roger sneaks Jeannie in his bag.

Tony is selected to be Gen. Peterson's golfing partner, even though he can't play.

After offending Endora, Darrin disappears whenever he speaks Spanish.

Tabitha brings the story of "Jack and the Beanstalk" to life.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) meets up with an old buddy (guest star George Kennedy) who has him and his men thrown in jail. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Happy's (Gavin MacLeod) sleepwalking leads Binghamton (Joe Flynn) to ship him out of the combat zone. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Betty becomes Kathy's weekend-camp counselor.

Bud thinks that learning the bongos will make him the life of the party.

Dennis is determined to cure Mr. Wilson's writer's block.

Wilson causes an uproar when he wants to eat the chicken he won at Dennis' school.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

After offending Endora, Darrin disappears whenever he speaks Spanish.

Tabitha brings the story of "Jack and the Beanstalk" to life.

Roger and Tony go to Reno after their promotions; Roger sneaks Jeannie in his bag.

Tony is selected to be Gen. Peterson's golfing partner, even though he can't play.

Jo's future at Eastland is in jeopardy when she learns her scholarship funds are drying up.

Natalie could be suspended from Eastland when she refuses to reveal her source for a controversial article in the school paper.

Maude refuses to allow John Wayne in her house when he stops in Tuckahoe to publicize a movie.

Maude begins dividing the community property when she catches Walter and Vivian in an illicit embrace.

After accompanying Pete to a gymnastics meet, Katie thinks she's in love with him.

Benson finds that Clayton owns his apartment building and will do anything to avoid repairs.

The Keatons hold an elderly couple's wedding in their living room.

Alex's dream job involves replacing a soon-to-be-fired friend.

Archie wants Harry to buy out Murray's share of the business.

The "perfect" computer date may cost Archie his best friend.

The roommates reluctantly hire Cindy as a maid.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

George and Louise try to rescue Florence when they learn that the likable man she is dating is a convicted murderer.

A publisher expresses interest in the love letters that George wrote to Louise many years ago.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

Comic David Steinberg; actor Don Yesso; actor Jann Karam.

Julia becomes obsessed with fitness when Mary Jo gets her to start jogging.

While Anthony becomes a Sugarbakers partner, Charlene enrolls in a local university where she fends off an amorous professor.

Against his lawyer's advice, Becker can't help but fight a malpractice suit brought against him by a heart patient.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

Mr. Bell plays on Drew's guilt and asks for his help in wooing Kate.

An employee is offended when Drew distributes a tasteless cartoon.

Jolene's loyalty is put to the test when she pitches for the diner's softball team.

Mel's enraged when he learns that his mother told a white lie about his childhood pet.

George and Louise try to rescue Florence when they learn that the likable man she is dating is a convicted murderer.

A publisher expresses interest in the love letters that George wrote to Louise many years ago.

The roommates reluctantly hire Cindy as a maid.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

Von Zell's negotiations to buy a cabin lead Gracie to think that George is the interested party.

Connie Francis and Jack play hillbillies.

Jeannie is disappointed because Tony never asks for anything big.

Tony agrees to a seance with Roger's new girlfriend in order to prove she is a fraud.

Endora brings a witch with fading powers to be Samantha's maid.

Samantha wants Caesar Salad; Esmeralda conjures up Julius Caesar.

Mailing Fuji's (Yoshio Yoda) love letter from a Japanese-held island is nothing compared to explaining the reply. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

All that stands between Bell and the brig is defense counsel Parker.

Kathy is disappointed when she learns that Jim won't be able to hear her read her biography of him.

Betty is at first elated when she is invited to the same concert by two different suitors.

Dennis' shadowboxing abilities allow him to outsmart a bully.

An initiation may bar Dennis from a club.

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Harold believes a gravy boat has the magic of Aladdin's lamp.

Endora brings a witch with fading powers to be Samantha's maid.

Samantha wants Caesar Salad; Esmeralda conjures up Julius Caesar.

Jeannie is disappointed because Tony never asks for anything big.

Tony agrees to a seance with Roger's new girlfriend in order to prove she is a fraud.

Geri tries to give Tootie sound advice when she learns that Tootie is losing her hearing.

Jo wins the heart and money of Eastland's oldest living graduate.

Walter suffers a heart attack while in his pretty employee's apartment.

Maude hires Mrs. Naugatuck, an English housekeeper who refuses to be bullied.

When a wealthy investor seeks Denise's favors before bringing business to the state, Benson steps in.

Benson's insurance company is uncooperative after Pete uses his new car to stop a robbery.

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Playing matchmaker for Skippy, Lauren becomes the object of his affection.

Stephanie thinks she's old enough to attend a rock concert, but Archie disagrees.

Archie ruins Stephanie's chance to attend her first dance.