Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.

On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.

When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.

Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.

Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risque underwear ad.

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.

Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.

Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.

Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.

Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.

Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.

Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.

Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

Dorothy and Blanche try to help Rose overcome a 30-year dependency on prescription medication.

Rose thinks her visiting sister is trying to steal her friends.

Sophia and Rose help a friend escape from an inadequate nursing home.

Flashbacks recall previous attempts by the roommates to lose weight.

Sophia learns that the hospital may have switched Dorothy at birth with another baby.

Blanche decides to sell her house, and the roommates prepare to go their separate ways.

Blanche decides to sell her house, and the roommates prepare to go their separate ways.

Dorothy consults medical experts about her chronic fatigue, which raises concern in Rose and Sophia.

Harry Weston recommends a specialist who diagnoses Dorothy's illness.

Blanche's unmarried daughter announces her desire to have a baby.

Rose has to go and get a job when she loses her late husband's pension, where she is confronted for the first time by ageism.

Dorothy's beau gives up a lucrative legal practice to become a circus clown.

Rose feels insecure about her romance with a college professor.

Sophia faces a moral dilemma when an ill friend asks for help in ending her life.

Blanche turns the tables and proposes to her brother-in-law.

Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.

Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.

While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.

Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.

A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.

Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.

Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.

Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.

Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.

Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.

Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.

George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.

George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.

Drew chats with the legendary Laura Dern!Guests: Laura Dern..

Style expert Kristina Zias gives the rundown on winter fashion must-haves; Dr. Whitney Bowe gives her advice on the best winter skincare.Guests: Kristina Zias, Whitney Bowe..

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

A small Korean boy with minor injuries captures the hearts of all in the 4077th.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

An enlisted man who wants to marry a Korean girl comes to Hawkeye for help.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

An ex-slave is bribed by two desperadoes to steal an important document from a wounded Matt Dillon.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Kitty refuses to turn over to an out-of-town sheriff a man she believes innocent of murder.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

An old friend of Matt's (Steve Ihnat) tracks his wife's killers to Dodge City then wants to deal with them in his own way.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson; when Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Hawkeye and Trapper battle the brass all the way to the top in their efforts to get an incubator for the unit.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

The officers' weekly poker game at the 4077th is interrupted by three separate emergencies. Guest starring Noriyuki "Pat" Morita and John Ritter.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

When Hot Lips decides that life is passing her by, she dumps Frank and requests a transfer.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

A man is accused of murder after being found drunk beside a dying man.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

A schoolmarm's crooked relatives begin a moonshining operation in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

A family of thieves takes Festus and a woman schoolteacher hostage in Cimarron territory.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Millie's former boyfriend threatens to beat up Howard if the two don't break up.

Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.

Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.

Opie joins a rock 'n' roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.

A general rewards the 4077th with an officers club after Hawkeye and Trapper save his son's life.

While on leave in Tokyo, Henry becomes infatuated with a younger woman fresh from the United States.

Hawkeye is willing to wheel and deal with anyone for a new pair of boots.

Hawkeye and Trapper arrange for an unauthorized but much-needed nose job for an enlisted man.

A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery.

A neglectful father fakes a change of heart when nuns confront him with custody of his two children.

An outlaw victimized by his own gang agrees to help Matt bring them to justice.

Kitty is kidnapped by the Apache war priest Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner.

A small orphan first steals from Matt, then sets out to help him in an ambush.

Peggy McMillan and Andy get along fine until he learns her father is rich.

The new mayor of Mayberry is critical of Andy's work as sheriff.

When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood.

The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.

Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console him.

Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning to stop selling produce from their truck.

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.".

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.

Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.

Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.

Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

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Aunt Bee goes picnicking and dining out with a charming lecturer.

Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.

Howard proposes marriage to Millie at the bakery where she works.

Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin alight from a freight train.

A dispossessed Korean family and a girl with a GI baby cause problems for the 4077th.

For a few days the 4077th has no casualties, but when the fighting picks up, it is back to business as usual.

The personnel of the 4077th respond in the usual manner when supply lines are cut short and they face critical shortages.

Hawkeye and Trapper "persuade" Frank not to request a dishonorable discharge for a wounded homosexual soldier.

The feud between two ranchers (Richard X. Slattery, Sean McClory) is intensified by their children's romance.

When an old friend of Doc Adams' is suspected of being a thief, Doc takes it upon himself to bring in the man.

After seeing Matt wounded again, Kitty closes the Long Branch and leaves to form a partnership with a friend.

A mild-mannered bank teller foils a robber but takes some money for himself.

The abduction of a teenage girl by Indians involves Matt in a long trek to rescue her.

The Mayberry band, which has more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition.

Floyd tries to impress his pen pal Madelyn Grayson, a rich widow, by pretending to be a wealthy man. Things get complicated when Madelyn decides to visit Mayberry and meet him face-to-face.

Opie is jealous of all the time his father spends with his new girlfriend, so he feigns several illnesses to keep them apart.

Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts.

Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket.

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception.

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.".

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.

Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.

The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.

Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.

Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.

Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.

Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.

After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.

Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

Dorothy decides to do something with her life by signing up for a comedy spot at the Comedy Barrel, but Sophia is unimpressed; Blanche is having tax problems, but decides it's nothing that a negligee won't put right.

Dorothy sends her unemployed son to live with his equally irresponsible father.

Blanche renews hostilities with her sister when she travels home to attend her father's funeral.

The ladies grow tired of Christmas shopping during a heat wave; they volunteer to serve Christmas dinner at a soup kitchen.

The girls help a pregnant teen and play host to Blanche's visiting pen pal.

Blanche cannot bring herself to enter the hospital following her boyfriend's heart attack.

Rose prepares herself for a visit from her boyfriend's daughter; Blanche schemes to meet wealthy men.

Sophia visits Brooklyn, N.Y., for her anniversary, hoping to confront the ghost of her dead husband.

Blanche must have a pacemaker implanted and worries that it will affect her sex life.

A young man claims to be the illegitimate son of Blanche's late husband.

Rose must test for AIDS following the revelation that she may have received a tainted transfusion.

Rose's childhood love reappears and vies with Miles for her attention.

Blanche's love life is the basis for her sister's romantic novel.

Dorothy sees an old flame; Blanche and Sophia fall prey to con artists.

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.

Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.

George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.

A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.