The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur.

Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer.

Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.

Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom.

The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby.

Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie.

Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.

Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.

Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.

The roommates reminisce about the adventures they have shared.

Dorothy becomes romantically interested in Frank Leahy, a fellow teacher whom she later discovers is a priest.

Angela Petrillo pays a return visit to Miami, making her sister's life miserable.

After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.

Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.

Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.

Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

The doctors of the 4077th have more than they can handle on a bad day in the OR.

A grateful patient devotes himself to Hawkeye, while Klinger gets married, and Radar falls in love.

Trapper's ulcer is his ticket home until the Army thinks up a regulation that spoils his going-away party.

A gunfighter hired to murder Matt Dillion gets wounded while trying to save the life of an elderly Chinese man.

Matt and Festus lend money to a strapped farmer, then he loses it in a poker game.

After eight years in prison for robbery, a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen money.

A rainmaker tries to end Dodge City's drought before a public well, the town's last source of water, runs dry.

Doc Adams defends a gold shipment during a stagecoach ambush, and later at a way station.

Andy, Mayberry's sheriff, and his deputy Barney offer to help track down an escaped criminal when the state police comes to town.

With a dance band in an adjacent cell, a hometown guitar player auditions from jail.

Ellie Walker, a young pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle in the local drugstore and tries to adjust to the unusual nature of the town and its residents.

Andy becomes convinced that Ellie wants to marry him after she accepts his invitation to the church picnic and dance.

Andy lectures Opie on the importance of keeping one's promise after Opie and his friends play a practical joke. However, the tables are turned when Opie befriends a runaway boy and refuses to reveal his name to Andy.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them.

Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression.

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them.

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.

Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.

Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.

George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.

Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.

Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.

One of Dorothy's pupils may face deportation, and she feels responsible.

Blanche announces that she is canceling a date with her latest boyfriend, because he does not meet her standards.

Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband.

When two police officers set up surveillance equipment in Blanche's house, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are more interested in snaring the policemen.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.

Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend discover that they aren't as young as they think.

Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.

The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.

Mail call brings upsetting news to Father Mulcahy and a hint to Henry that his wife may be straying.

Frank decides alcohol has become a menace to the 4077th and declares total prohibition.

A possible attack causes nurses and patients to leave the camp.

Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs.

A Scandinavian emigrant and his teenage son encounter the Wild West when they arrive to settle in Dodge City.

The identities of a criminal and a deputy marshal are confused when Quakers rescue the pair from a fight.

A young farmer's ex-partner in crime, his girlfriend and his brother figure in the discovery of his forgotten past.

Bull Bannock, retired heavyweight champion, tries to make a place for himself in Dodge City.

Matt and his deputies are tasked with the hanging of a ruthless gunman.

Andy decides to stage a robbery at the drugstore to brighten Barney's mood and give him enough confidence to ask Miss Rosemary out on a date.

Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something.

Andy arranges a duel between the two patriarchs of the Carter and Wakefield families in the hopes of finally bringing an end to their longtime feud.

Ellie Walker decides to become the very first woman to run for a seat on the Mayberry City Council, dividing Mayberry into a battle of the sexes.

Store owner Ben Weaver gets moonshiner Sam Muggins and his family locked up during Christmas, so Andy and Barney throw Sam and his family a Christmas party in jail.

A stranger disrupts the lives of the citizens of Mayberry because he knows everyone's name and business.

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.

Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.

Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.

Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.

When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.

Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.

Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.

Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.

Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.

Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.

Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.

Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.

Drew shares more from her sit-down interview with the cast of "Landman.".

A little bit extra from Drew-crewers Ross Mathews, Sunny Anderson and Valerie Bertinelli sharing their tips in the kitchen with knife skills 101.

The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.

Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.

Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.

Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.

Hawkeye records a letter to his father detailing his day in the OR with a mad Turk, a missing corpse and a gun-happy officer.

While a search goes on for a dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a case of hysterical paralysis.

Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier.

Frank is driven by his jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips.

A vengeful prisoner poses a continual threat to the life of Marshal Matt Dillon.

Festus is mistaken for a gunman and offered $3,000 to fight the sons of a man his cousin is accused of killing.

A gunman falls for one of Kitty's saloon girls (Lane Bradbury) while waiting to kill Matt and rob the bank.

A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father, only to learn that the man is a wanted criminal.

An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.

A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations.

Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing.

Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.

Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.

Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).

Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.

Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.

Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.

Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.

Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations.

The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage.

Sophia's new friend, an elderly gentleman, has Alzheimer's disease.

The housemates recall some of their absurd moneymaking schemes.

The housemates could earn $100,000 if they adopt an elderly pig.

Courtesy of their new housekeeper's magic potions, Blanche's social life perks up and Dorothy wins the battle against insomnia.

The women confront their phobias on a flight to the Bahamas to attend a funeral.

Rose, concerned about the nuclear arms race, mails letters to President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev.

A political candidate announces that he had an affair with Blanche, a contention that she denies.

Dorothy makes her ex-husband, Stanley Zbornak, jealous when she has an affair with his brother Theodore.

Rose's cousin, Sven Lindstrom, arrives from Sweden and falls in love with Blanche.

Dorothy hocks an expensive ring to pay off the debt she and her ex-husband owe to the Internal Revenue Service.

Dorothy, Rose and Blanche seek professional help when living with one another becomes unbearable.

Rose decides to move in with Buddy Rourke, one of her deceased husband's former buddies.

Blanche agrees to pose in the nude for a suave European sculptor.

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.

While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.

Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad.

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

Sunny Anderson joins Drew and Ross to hit the headlines and has a twist on a Key lime pie.Guests: Sunny Anderson..

Comic Alex Edelman chats and helps Jake Cohen whip up something in the kitchen.Guests: Alex Edelman, Jake Cohen..

Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.

Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.

Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.

Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

An intelligence officer and a psychiatrist grapple for the fate of a wounded officer who claims he's Jesus Christ.

Famed newscaster Clete Roberts visits the 4077th for a report on the feelings of the people stationed there.

An embittered private refuses to heed Father Mulcahy's counsel because the priest has never experienced front-line duty.

Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.

Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips.

Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.

Col. Flagg shows up at the 4077th again, convinced that Hawkeye is a Communist sympathizer.

Radar returns from Tokyo to find a new generator for the camp.

Klinger seems to lack Radar's knack for cutting through red tape to get some much-needed supplies for the unit.

Radar's departure leaves everyone depressed.

The 4077th races the clock to save severely wounded soldiers.

Col. Potter and Charles become strange bedfellows when they come down with the mumps.

When Hawkeye becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, he must contend with an "invasion" of Koreans.

Two days without sleep produce strange dreams.

A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks.

Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.

Klinger, while ill, communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier.

While under intense enemy shelling in a combat zone, Hawkeye decides it is time to make out his will.

B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.

Everyone steps forth with memorable contributions when Hot Lips insists that a time capsule be left by the 4077th crew.

Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.

Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.

A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

Blanche reunites with her daughter Rebecca after a four-year estrangement; Blanche wants to defend her from an abusive boyfriend.

Blanche and Rose despise one of Dorothy's friends, the novelist Barbara Thorndyke.

A trip to Hollywood to compete on their favorite game show turns sour for the roommates.

Sophia encourages Dorothy and Stan to pretend they are still married, at least until Sophia's clergyman brother leaves town.

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka share some mocktail and light bite recipes from their book "Both Sides of the Glass."Guests: Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka..

Actress Grace Van Patten ("The Twisted Tale of Amanda Knox").Guests: Grace Van Patten..

Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.

Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.

Barney is shamed into displaying his "legendary" courage by going after an escaped convict.

A lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic are among the activities scheduled for the 4077th.

Hawkeye discovers a visiting doctor who must operate on a wounded soldier is a lush.

Frank demands that Hawkeye be court-martialed for hitting him in the O.R.

Kitty is torn between her obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt.

Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks.

An outlaw, after eight years as a farmer, rejoins his old gang to rob the freight office.

Private detectives lay a trap for a fugitive using the man's daughter (Kim Darby) and Kitty as the bait.

An assistant attorney general uses Matt's friendship for an outlaw to further his political career.

Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.

Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.

A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.

Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.

Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction.

A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.

Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.

Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.

When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.

After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.

When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.

Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.

After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.

Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.

Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.

George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

Sophia is a third wheel when Dorothy and her new boyfriend plan a trip without her.

Sophia's new boyfriend Rocco robs a bank and makes her an unsuspecting accomplice.

Drew and Valerie Bertinelli take a trip down memory lane to reflect on their most memorable dresses.Guests: Valerie Bertinelli..

Jessica Buttafuoco discusses her father's past affair and how her mother, Mary Jo, is doing today.Guests: Jessica Buttafuoco..

Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.

An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt.

Andy faces some new problems when Aunt Bee buys a secondhand car.

Opie is reluctant to attend the school party after he learns that it is a dance.

Hawkeye and Hot Lips gain a new respect for each other after working at an aid station under heavy fire.

Hawkeye and Trapper help one soldier join his pregnant wife and try to stop another from marrying a business girl.

The camp prepares for a visit from Gen. Douglas MacArthur.

A fugitive assumes the identity of a man he believes has died from the bite of a rattlesnake.

Five nuns are reluctant to turn in a wounded outlaw because he saved their lives.

A lovesick, penniless transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career, boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers.

Matt pursues an outlaw gang blowing up safes with nitroglycerin.

Kitty aids Matt in exchanging identities with a murderer to escape when they are kidnapped by outlaws.

Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.

The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.

Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.

Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.

Andy, tasked with serving an eviction notice on the Scobey family, tries his best to save them from getting evicted from their home.

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.

An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.

Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.

Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.

Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.

Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.

Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.

Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.

George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.

Rose's boyfriend buys a boat and asks her to accompany him on a cruise around the world.

Rose's new boyfriend Mr. Terrific gets Dorothy a job, but her recommendations get him fired.

In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.

A battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul ignites a dispute between Blanche and Sophia.

Drew sits down with David Letterman, who plays a round of memory bank and shares his memories of some of his most iconic moments.Guests: David Letterman..

Sunny Anderson covers the headlines with Drew and Ross and provides suggestions for decluttering your closet and an easy dip recipe.Guests: Sunny Anderson..

Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.

Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.

Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her.

Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.

Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips and a vanished poker pot to Trapper.

Col. Flagg turns up at the 4077th wanting penicillin to barter for information.

When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command.

As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon.

Matt is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City.

Amos and William Cole return to Dodge City seeking the man who shot their father in the Long Branch Saloon 12 years before.

A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen.

Matt goes after Bob Johnson who is planning to kill Parker to avenge the death of his friends.

A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Matt in their life-and-death dispute over a hat.

Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience.

Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney.

Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career.

Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.

Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.

Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.

Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.

Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.

Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.

Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with "the perfect woman.".

The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.

Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.

Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.

Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself.

Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.

An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.

Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.

Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.

Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.

George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.

When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.

Christine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.

Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.