The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancée.

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Set on the last day of camp, in the hot summer of 1981, "Wet Hot American Summer" follows a group of counselors who are each trying to complete their unfinished business before the day ends. The entire summer of pent-up sexual frustrations, unresolved post-traumatic stress, pending separations and of course, the talent show, all weigh heavily on the minds and groins of counselors and campers alike.

This coming-of-age film follows the mayhem of a group of rowdy teenagers in Austin, Texas, celebrating the last day of high school in 1976. The graduating class heads for a popular pool hall and joins an impromptu keg party, however star football player Randall Pink Floyd has promised to focus on the championship game and abstain from partying. Meanwhile, the incoming freshmen try to avoid being hazed by the seniors, most notably the sadistic bully Fred O'Bannion.

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

In small-town Preston, Idaho, awkward teen Napoleon Dynamite has trouble fitting in. After his grandmother is injured in an accident, his life is made even worse when his strangely nostalgic uncle, Rico, shows up to keep an eye on him. With no safe haven at home or at school, Napoleon befriends the new kid, Pedro, a morose Hispanic boy who speaks little English. Together the two launch a campaign to run for class president.

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

In small-town Preston, Idaho, awkward teen Napoleon Dynamite has trouble fitting in. After his grandmother is injured in an accident, his life is made even worse when his strangely nostalgic uncle, Rico, shows up to keep an eye on him. With no safe haven at home or at school, Napoleon befriends the new kid, Pedro, a morose Hispanic boy who speaks little English. Together the two launch a campaign to run for class president.

Set on the last day of camp, in the hot summer of 1981, "Wet Hot American Summer" follows a group of counselors who are each trying to complete their unfinished business before the day ends. The entire summer of pent-up sexual frustrations, unresolved post-traumatic stress, pending separations and of course, the talent show, all weigh heavily on the minds and groins of counselors and campers alike.

This coming-of-age film follows the mayhem of a group of rowdy teenagers in Austin, Texas, celebrating the last day of high school in 1976. The graduating class heads for a popular pool hall and joins an impromptu keg party, however star football player Randall Pink Floyd has promised to focus on the championship game and abstain from partying. Meanwhile, the incoming freshmen try to avoid being hazed by the seniors, most notably the sadistic bully Fred O'Bannion.

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

After learning that his father is dying, karate master Mr. Miyagi (Noriyuki "Pat" Morita) returns home to Okinawa, bringing his protégé, Daniel, with him. In Japan, Miyagi is surprised to discover that his old sweetheart, Yukie, has remained single. Meanwhile, Daniel is attracted to Yukie's niece, Kumiko. But romance must be put on hold while Daniel and Miyagi deal with local bullies and long-harbored grudges.

In an alternate 1980s, the United States stands alone as communism grows stronger. When Soviet soldiers invade a small Colorado town, brothers Jed and Matt Eckert escape with friends to the forest. With their father, Tom, a prisoner of the invading army, the children decide to fight against the Soviets. As the country comes under increasing attack, the group teams up with Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner to take back their town.

The Double Deuce is the meanest, loudest and rowdiest bar south of the Mason-Dixon Line, and Dalton (Patrick Swayze) has been hired to clean it up. He might not look like much, but the Ph.D.-educated bouncer proves he's more than capable -- busting the heads of troublemakers and turning the roadhouse into a jumping hot-spot. But Dalton's romance with the gorgeous Dr. Clay (Kelly Lynch) puts him on the bad side of cutthroat local big shot Brad Wesley (Ben Gazzara).

After a string of bizarre bank robberies in Southern California, with the crooks donning masks of various former presidents, a federal agent, Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves), infiltrates the suspected gang. But this is no ordinary group of robbers. They're surfers -- led by the charismatic Bodhi (Patrick Swayze) -- who are addicted to the rush of thievery. But when Utah falls in love with a female surfer, Tyler (Lori Petty), who is close to the gang, it complicates his sense of duty.

The Cleveland Indians, an endearing assortment of oddballs who improbably won the division championship last season, have since lost their edge due to personal pursuits and the excesses of fame. Rick Wild Thing Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) does lucrative endorsements, but his killer fastball is gone, while once-aggressive slugger Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert) has become a laid-back Buddhist. But, as the players realize they've all gone astray, they rally for a shot at the World Series.

A no-talent magician kills a fellow magician to take over his act.

A homemaker finds herself under siege by a group of CIA operatives. Starring Shelley Hack, Corey Feldman, Jonathan Banks, Marshall Teague and Chelsea Field.

A con man (Joe Pesci) must make good on a promise to marry twin sisters. With Kristen Amber and Burt Young.

Tasty new steaks are the key to a local diner's success. With Christopher Reeve, Judd Nelson, Meat Loaf and Bess Armstrong.

A husband hires a hit man; with Hector Elizondo, Sam Waterston, Patsy Kensit; director Kyle MacLachlan.

The Double Deuce is the meanest, loudest and rowdiest bar south of the Mason-Dixon Line, and Dalton (Patrick Swayze) has been hired to clean it up. He might not look like much, but the Ph.D.-educated bouncer proves he's more than capable -- busting the heads of troublemakers and turning the roadhouse into a jumping hot-spot. But Dalton's romance with the gorgeous Dr. Clay (Kelly Lynch) puts him on the bad side of cutthroat local big shot Brad Wesley (Ben Gazzara).

The Stooges are running the local drugstore, mixing up a potion that a desperate businessman decides to sell as scotch.

The Stooges are down and out; with a cop chasing them, they flee into an artists' studio where they are mistaken for students.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty "Mac Snacks" are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

After a string of bizarre bank robberies in Southern California, with the crooks donning masks of various former presidents, a federal agent, Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves), infiltrates the suspected gang. But this is no ordinary group of robbers. They're surfers -- led by the charismatic Bodhi (Patrick Swayze) -- who are addicted to the rush of thievery. But when Utah falls in love with a female surfer, Tyler (Lori Petty), who is close to the gang, it complicates his sense of duty.

In an alternate 1980s, the United States stands alone as communism grows stronger. When Soviet soldiers invade a small Colorado town, brothers Jed and Matt Eckert escape with friends to the forest. With their father, Tom, a prisoner of the invading army, the children decide to fight against the Soviets. As the country comes under increasing attack, the group teams up with Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner to take back their town.

In this spoof of "Top Gun," former U.S. Navy pilot Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) is haunted by an accident in which his father lost control of a fighter jet. When Lt. Cmdr. James Block (Kevin Dunn) asks Topper to come out of retirement and help him complete a classified mission, Topper returns to active duty against the advice of his psychiatrist (Valeria Golino) and soon discovers that he may be a pawn in a devious arms manufacturing conspiracy.

The Cleveland Indians, an endearing assortment of oddballs who improbably won the division championship last season, have since lost their edge due to personal pursuits and the excesses of fame. Rick Wild Thing Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) does lucrative endorsements, but his killer fastball is gone, while once-aggressive slugger Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert) has become a laid-back Buddhist. But, as the players realize they've all gone astray, they rally for a shot at the World Series.

D'Artagnan travels to Paris hoping to become a musketeer, one of the French king's elite bodyguards, only to discover that the corps has been disbanded by conniving Cardinal Richelieu, who secretly hopes to usurp the throne. Fortunately, Athos, Porthos and Aramis have refused to lay down their weapons and continue to protect their king. D'Artagnan joins with the rogues to expose Richelieu's plot against the crown.

A fairy tale adventure about a beautiful young woman and her one true love. He must find her after a long separation and save her. They must battle the evils of the mythical kingdom of Florin to be reunited with each other. Based on the William Goldman novel "The Princess Bride" which earned its own loyal audience.

In a distant galaxy, planet Spaceball has depleted its air supply, leaving its citizens reliant on a product called "Perri-Air." In desperation, Spaceball's leader President Skroob (Mel Brooks) orders the evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) to kidnap Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) of oxygen-rich Druidia and hold her hostage in exchange for air. But help arrives for the Princess in the form of renegade space pilot Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his half-man, half-dog partner, Barf (John Candy).

After his release from prison, Jake (John Belushi) reunites with his brother, Elwood (Dan Aykroyd) -- collectively known as the "Blues Brothers." Jake's first task is to save the orphanage the brothers grew up in from closing, by raising $5,000 to pay back taxes. The two are convinced they can earn the money by getting their old band back together. However, after playing several gigs and making a few enemies, including the police, the brothers face daunting odds to deliver the money on time.

Hard-luck cabbie John Winger (Bill Murray) -- directionless after being fired from his job and dumped by his girlfriend -- enlists in the U.S. Army with his close pal, Russell Ziskey (Harold Ramis). After his barely satisfactory performance in basic training, the irreverent Winger emerges as the figurehead for a ragtag band of Army misfits. However, his hijinks threaten to cause an international scandal when he inadvertently commandeers a military assault vehicle behind enemy lines.

Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.

Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go undercover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.

Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.

Phil (Bill Murray), a weatherman, is out to cover the annual emergence of the groundhog from its hole. He gets caught in a blizzard that he didn't predict and finds himself trapped in a time warp. He is doomed to relive the same day over and over again until he gets it right.

Hard-luck cabbie John Winger (Bill Murray) -- directionless after being fired from his job and dumped by his girlfriend -- enlists in the U.S. Army with his close pal, Russell Ziskey (Harold Ramis). After his barely satisfactory performance in basic training, the irreverent Winger emerges as the figurehead for a ragtag band of Army misfits. However, his hijinks threaten to cause an international scandal when he inadvertently commandeers a military assault vehicle behind enemy lines.

After his release from prison, Jake (John Belushi) reunites with his brother, Elwood (Dan Aykroyd) -- collectively known as the "Blues Brothers." Jake's first task is to save the orphanage the brothers grew up in from closing, by raising $5,000 to pay back taxes. The two are convinced they can earn the money by getting their old band back together. However, after playing several gigs and making a few enemies, including the police, the brothers face daunting odds to deliver the money on time.

In a distant galaxy, planet Spaceball has depleted its air supply, leaving its citizens reliant on a product called "Perri-Air." In desperation, Spaceball's leader President Skroob (Mel Brooks) orders the evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) to kidnap Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) of oxygen-rich Druidia and hold her hostage in exchange for air. But help arrives for the Princess in the form of renegade space pilot Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his half-man, half-dog partner, Barf (John Candy).

A fairy tale adventure about a beautiful young woman and her one true love. He must find her after a long separation and save her. They must battle the evils of the mythical kingdom of Florin to be reunited with each other. Based on the William Goldman novel "The Princess Bride" which earned its own loyal audience.

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile."

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Luther's new companion in the wake of his dog's death floors Hayden.

Meddling Hayden tries to persuade Luther to stop dating Doris.

When the Burleighs visit the Foxes, Hayden learns Howard is keeping a secret.

Howard is fired from his job at Minnesota State and looks to Hayden for a job with the Breakers.

Hayden and the Breakers play the last game of the season on "Monday Night Football."

Hayden faces a difficult decision when he must make room for new recruits.

The father (Noah Nelson) of the unborn baby whom Hayden and Christine plan to adopt comes back into Julie's (A.J. Langer) life.

Hayden confronts the gardener (Tim Conway) when his backyard plants start to die.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiancé, Fred Sanford.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl."

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancée decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.

Christine (Markie Post) receives and accepts an unexpected marriage proposal from Officer Tony Giuliano (Ray Abruzzo). With Harry Anderson.

A pregnant Christine (Markie Post) tries in vain to reach her new husband in South America. With John Larroquette.

Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Tormé for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.

Old friend of the court Yakov (Yakov Smirnov) asks for his father's visa to be extended. Arte Johnson also guest stars. With Harry Anderson.

Bull (Richard Moll) is persuaded to sue when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot with Roz's (Marsha Warfield) gun. Guest star: Gordon Clapp.

Harry, Bull and Dan (Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, John Larroquette) all pitch in to help at Christine's (Markie Post) Lamaze class.

The court tries to conduct business while loud construction work takes place upstairs. With Harry Anderson and Markie Post.

Television viewers get an eyeful when the cameras of "A Closer Look" invade Harry's (Harry Anderson) courtroom. Bob Sarlatte guest stars. With Markie Post.

Christine (Markie Post) goes into labor while she's stuck in a courthouse elevator with Buddy and a stranger (John Astin, Stephen Furst).

Dan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a "fling." With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Bull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) first date with court reporter Margaret Turner (Mary Cadorette) is a flop when he follows Dan's (John Larroquette) advice.

Dan (John Larroquette) is thrilled to be the prize at a women's club auction -- until he sees the highest bidder. Marilyn McCoo guest stars.

Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the "spirit of death" (Stephen Root) to jail.

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins."

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.

Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.

Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.

Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.

An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.

A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a "withdrawal" from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.

Bull (Richard Moll) visits a matchmaker (Cathy McAuley); Christine's (Markie Post) nerves are shot after she is served with divorce papers. With Harry Anderson.

Harry (Harry Anderson) decides to propose to Margaret (Mary Cadorette) at Christine's (Markie Post) post-divorce party.

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Tormé) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.

Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

In April 1945, the Allies are making their final push in the European theater. A battle-hardened Army sergeant named Don "Wardaddy" Collier, leading a Sherman tank and a five-man crew, undertakes a deadly mission behind enemy lines. Hopelessly outnumbered, outgunned and saddled with an inexperienced soldier in their midst, Wardaddy and his men face overwhelming odds as they move to strike at the heart of Nazi Germany.

In 1993, the U.S. sends special forces into Somalia to destabilize the government and bring food and humanitarian aid to the starving population. Using Black Hawk helicopters to lower the soldiers onto the ground, an unexpected attack by Somalian forces brings two of the helicopters down immediately. From there, the U.S. soldiers must struggle to regain their balance while enduring heavy gunfire.

Following the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, Osama bin Laden becomes one of the most-wanted men on the planet. The worldwide manhunt for the terrorist leader occupies the resources and attention of two U.S. presidential administrations. Ultimately, it is the work of a dedicated female operative (Jessica Chastain) that proves instrumental in finally locating bin Laden. In May 2011, Navy SEALs launch a nighttime strike, killing bin Laden in his compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan.

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.

After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.

Following the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, Osama bin Laden becomes one of the most-wanted men on the planet. The worldwide manhunt for the terrorist leader occupies the resources and attention of two U.S. presidential administrations. Ultimately, it is the work of a dedicated female operative (Jessica Chastain) that proves instrumental in finally locating bin Laden. In May 2011, Navy SEALs launch a nighttime strike, killing bin Laden in his compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan.

The boys run a used chariot lot in Egypt.

Curly becomes enraged whenever he hears the tune "Pop Goes the Weasel"; fight manager Moe plans to take full advantage.

In 1993, the U.S. sends special forces into Somalia to destabilize the government and bring food and humanitarian aid to the starving population. Using Black Hawk helicopters to lower the soldiers onto the ground, an unexpected attack by Somalian forces brings two of the helicopters down immediately. From there, the U.S. soldiers must struggle to regain their balance while enduring heavy gunfire.

Mel Gibson portrays Benjamin Martin, an unassuming man who is forced to join the American Revolution when the British threaten to take his farm away from him. Together with his patriotic son, Gabriel, the pair faces the vicious Redcoats with a heroism that reflects the stubborn pride of a young country's most dedicated supporters.

Now long-retired, Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) runs a Philadelphia eatery and mourns the loss of his beloved wife, Adrian. Yearning to recapture a bit of his glory days, he plans to re-enter the ring for a few low-profile, local matches. All that changes when Rocky accepts a challenge to fight the world's reigning heavyweight champion, Mason "the Line" Dixon (Antonio Tarver).

Recently retired boxer Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) falls on hard times after his accountant mismanages his finances. He stages a comeback of sorts by mentoring fiery young boxer Tommy (Tommy Morrison), while also trying to mend his shaky relationship with his own son, Robert (Sage Stallone). These challenges prove to be at least as tough as any fight Rocky has faced in the ring. He wonders if he will be able to meet them and raise his arms in victory again.

It's late in the season; the playoffs are fast approaching; and the Washington Sentinels have just gone on strike. Scrambling for a solution, the Sentinels' owner Edward O'Neil hatches a plan to bring in legendary coach Jimmy McGinty to recruit a team of replacement players in exactly one week. For fans and owners alike, the strike is a disaster. But for Shane Falco and a mismatched crew of outsiders, it is the second chance they've waited their whole lives for.

In small-town Preston, Idaho, awkward teen Napoleon Dynamite has trouble fitting in. After his grandmother is injured in an accident, his life is made even worse when his strangely nostalgic uncle, Rico, shows up to keep an eye on him. With no safe haven at home or at school, Napoleon befriends the new kid, Pedro, a morose Hispanic boy who speaks little English. Together the two launch a campaign to run for class president.

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Two highly skilled burglars match wits with a persistent vampire. Starring Ewan McGregor and Jane Horrocks.

A strange doctor's research divides two friends. Starring Hank Azaria, Travis Tritt, Ben Stein, Austin Pendleton.

A sailor falls for his protégé's wife; with Paul Dooley, Roger Daltrey.

An ex-convict becomes an irresistible salesman in a scheme to double-cross an advertising agency. With Ute Lemper and Chris Stanton.

A man (Bruce McGill) plans to defraud; with Teri Garr, Bruno Kirby; director Michael J. Fox.

Set on the last day of camp, in the hot summer of 1981, "Wet Hot American Summer" follows a group of counselors who are each trying to complete their unfinished business before the day ends. The entire summer of pent-up sexual frustrations, unresolved post-traumatic stress, pending separations and of course, the talent show, all weigh heavily on the minds and groins of counselors and campers alike.

While dressed for a promotional campaign, the Stooges are mistaken for "Horsemen of Boulder Dam," college football players; they are asked to play privately for a gangster.

The boys, as three traveling salesmen, vow never to wed, but unbeknownst to Moe and Curly, Larry has recently been married.

Christine's (Markie Post) ex-husband Tony (Ray Abruzzo) disrupts her blossoming romance with Harry (Harry Anderson). With John Larroquette.

Harry is arrested after spying on Christine and Tony in the park; Dan is swindled out of his "Phil's Foundation" funds.

Now long-retired, Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) runs a Philadelphia eatery and mourns the loss of his beloved wife, Adrian. Yearning to recapture a bit of his glory days, he plans to re-enter the ring for a few low-profile, local matches. All that changes when Rocky accepts a challenge to fight the world's reigning heavyweight champion, Mason "the Line" Dixon (Antonio Tarver).

Recently retired boxer Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) falls on hard times after his accountant mismanages his finances. He stages a comeback of sorts by mentoring fiery young boxer Tommy (Tommy Morrison), while also trying to mend his shaky relationship with his own son, Robert (Sage Stallone). These challenges prove to be at least as tough as any fight Rocky has faced in the ring. He wonders if he will be able to meet them and raise his arms in victory again.

It's late in the season; the playoffs are fast approaching; and the Washington Sentinels have just gone on strike. Scrambling for a solution, the Sentinels' owner Edward O'Neil hatches a plan to bring in legendary coach Jimmy McGinty to recruit a team of replacement players in exactly one week. For fans and owners alike, the strike is a disaster. But for Shane Falco and a mismatched crew of outsiders, it is the second chance they've waited their whole lives for.

In small-town Preston, Idaho, awkward teen Napoleon Dynamite has trouble fitting in. After his grandmother is injured in an accident, his life is made even worse when his strangely nostalgic uncle, Rico, shows up to keep an eye on him. With no safe haven at home or at school, Napoleon befriends the new kid, Pedro, a morose Hispanic boy who speaks little English. Together the two launch a campaign to run for class president.

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

A riotous and raunchy exploration of the most eagerly anticipated -- and most humiliating -- rite of adulthood, known as losing one's virginity. In this hilarious lesson in life, love and libido, a group of friends, fed up with their well-deserved reputations as sexual no-hitters, decide to take action.