Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own.

After Tayo forbids Dele from dancing, Abishola enlists Bob's help in talking to Dele about his feelings.

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Jonathan helps members of a feuding family to see what life would have been like without their loved ones.

Before marrying her fiancé Brad, Mark gives his friend a lesson about marriage that he hopes she will hold dear to her heart.

Malcolm and Eddie hire their banker's daughter, a convicted arsonist, in exchange for a loan to fix the building's leaky roof.

Eddie tricks Malcolm into believing he once went out with the woman Malcolm is currently infatuated with.

Lovita's (Terri J. Vaughn) frequent visits stress Steve (Steve Harvey); Romeo (Merlin Santana) teaches Aisha (Ariyan Johnson) to dance.

A bully thwarts Romeo's plans for a dance date; Steve's ego is hurt when Regina beats him at Scrabble.

Frasier re-evaluates his feelings toward mankind after a thief (Nathan Lane) impersonates him.

Frasier is attracted to a therapist/author (Shannon Tweed) whose work he does not respect.

Frasier is visited by Boston bar-mate Sam Malone (Ted Danson) after Sam leaves another bride-to-be (Tea Leoni) at the altar.

Frasier inadvertently catches a glimpse of Daphne in the nude.

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst.

Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.

Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.

In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity.

Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote.

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.

When Abishola puts her foot down about Dele not going to Nigeria with his father, Dele rebels against her for the very first time.

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Jonathan and Mark head to college; Jonathan helps a 12-year-old genius and Mark takes care of a rowdy dorm.

Jonathan and Mark help a dying tycoon to reconnect with his only son; they decide it their mission to help the family reconcile their differences before it is too late.

Malcolm buys a car containing a secret load of cash at a police auction.

Malcolm turns McGee's into a gambling establishment to prevent bankruptcy.

Steve urges Romeo to join the choir despite his lack of musical ability; Cedric helps Bullethead take on the school bully.

When Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) gets stage fright, Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") steps in to sing a romantic duet with Steve (Steve Harvey).

Frasier and Niles vie for admission to an exclusive gentleman's club.

Frasier hires a female bodyguard to protect him at an awards banquet.

Seeking approval, Frasier joins Niles and Martin on an ice-fishing trip.

Frasier suspects a caller's (Glenne Headley) husband (Brian Cousins) is having an affair with Maris.

Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.

Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family; Abishola gets a taste of Kemi's new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit.

Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding.

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A U.S. senator opposes Jonathan and Mark's efforts to pass legislation that could save a little girl's life.

Mark and Jonathan become the target of con artists after Mark wins five million dollars.

Malcolm's gay sister and Eddie compete for the attentions of a new waitress; Tim educates his nephews about the birds and the bees.

Malcolm hires a new chef and lands in hot water after purchasing stolen lobsters; Eddie and Nicolette's affair comes to a crossroads.

Steve lands an audition with a record producer, then panics when he realizes he doesn't have his saxophone.

Steve (Steve Harvey) books a romantic evening with Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) on the same night of the Big Brother of the Year banquet.

Bebe (Harriet Harris), Frasier's agent, insists that he stage a sickout while she negotiates his contract.

Niles and Frasier drive off the employees of their new restaurant.

A power outage doesn't make Roz's evening any brighter when she helps celebrate Martin's birthday.

The new station manager, Kate Costas (Mercedes Ruehl), orders Frasier to make major changes in his show.

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.

Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.

Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.

Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.

Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.

Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.

Maggie receives a party invitation so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition.

Abishola decides to postpone taking the Medical College Admission Test, surprising everyone; Christina grapples with taking a job opportunity that could mean the end for Kofo and MaxDot.

When Gloria goes on vacation, Abishola takes charge of the nursing staff, but quickly falls short as the job requires "people skills"; with Abishola busy at the hospital, the Wheelers try to cope with her temporary absence.

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Jonathan and Mark help a cynical newspaper columnist find the Christmas spirit when he can't come up with a story on Christmas Eve.

A small-time crook finds a briefcase containing $1 million and then needs help fending off the two hoods who "lost" the money.

Sparks fly between Malcolm's father and Eddie's divorced mother when the parents visit their sons at the same time.

Malcolm and Eddie switch places after betting each other that one could run the other's business better.

Steve battles with his former group to become the house act at a local nightclub.

Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) televised battle with a chicken mascot at a basketball game tests Steve's (Steve Harvey) manliness.

Their decision to work together makes Martin think Frasier and Niles both need a shrink (Mylo O'Shea).

A great aunt's last request causes anxiety for the Crane brothers.

Fed up with Bulldog's on-the-air intimidations, Frasier and Roz scheme to interrupt Bulldog's radio show.

Frasier's chances of becoming wine club president may be scotched because of Niles.

Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money.

After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim.

The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding.

Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al.

Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest.

Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse.

C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a "Jeopardy!" contestant.

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

Bob and Abishola attempt to find time together amidst their busy schedules; Goodwin's leadership tactics push Kofo over the edge.

Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her.

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Jonathan and Mark are assigned to reward the good deeds of a homeless street performer.

After suffering a heart attack, a blind pianist turns to Mark and Jonathan to help him start a new life.

Columbo suspects a psychologist (Nicol Williamson), a noted expert in mind control, is guilty of murder.

Columbo excavates the area surrounding the newly poured foundation of a building to search for a corpse.

Homicide detective Lieutenant Columbo investigates the murder of a famous painter's ex-wife.

Columbo investigates the disappearance of the director of a men's magazine.

The disheveled detective investigates the apparent suicide of a notorious racketeer who was facing an indictment.

Frasier deals with depressing callers when he agrees to cover for the sportscaster on Christmas.

Frasier and Niles coach Martin for his big vocal solo; Frasier shops for the right Christmas presents.

Frasier's interest in Faye Moskowitz is complicated by the fact that her mother thinks he is Jewish.

Frasier battles for airtime with his old protege, Dr. Mary (Kim Coles), when they host a Christmas parade.

Niles sinks a half-court shot for a huge prize at a Seattle SuperSonics game, reigniting the sibling rivalry.

Roz asks Frasier to narrate her space documentary, but things sour when she asks John Glenn to replace him.

When a crooked estate agent dies in prison, his widow vows to exact her revenge on the two men that put him there. After killing her husband's informing boss, she sets her sights on Lieutenant Columbo.

A dentist frames his wife for a murder in order to keep up his image and expensive lifestyle.

Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.

Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.

Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.

Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself.

Eddie refuses to return to school because the students call him "Shorty.".

Grandpa may become the first bat in space.

When Lily sends Grandpa and Herman to the bank, they wind up involved in a robbery.

After seeing the school ball's invitation, Herman takes dancing lessons from a shady dance instructor.

With his family in hiding, Murdoch tries to discover who is behind attempts on their lives.

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Jonathan and Mark, posing as high-school teachers, help a diverse group of students deal with the trauma of the upcoming senior prom.

Fearing success may end Jonathan's stay on Earth, Mark hampers efforts to reconcile a mother and daughter.

Dylan Dreyer discovers how threatened animals are making a comeback in Europe, including an exquisite feline on the prowl and a big bear with an itch he has to scratch.

The team partakes in a cooking competition with world-renowned chef Marcus Samuelsson; they head to a gym with the goal of providing adaptive athletes a place to work out; the team reflects on the Globetrotters' history of setting world records.

Sheinelle Jones shares how Earth's newest animal arrivals shake it up in spring and summer, from brand-new monkeys to the cutest mini horses.

Sheinelle Jones jumps into the jungle for a look at the remarkable animals that make this environment a swinging sensation.

Peter and Dr. Rae celebrate the ultimate payoff for wildlife conservation by returning animals to the wild; Dr. Rae sees beavers relocated in rural Washington; Peter participates in the release of 18 black-footed ferrets to the wild in Wyoming.

Dr. Rae and Peter reveal the hidden world of wildlife by capturing animals in action on camera, including polar bears near the Arctic Circle, wild coatis in Southern Arizona, an 8-foot shark off the coast of California and more wild sharks.

Twins (Martin Landau in a dual role) kill their wealthy uncle just before his marriage to a younger woman.

A cosmetics manufacturer is suspected of murdering an employee (Martin Sheen) who stole a wrinkle-removing formula.

A motivational researcher blackmails to further his career, kills a man, then frames the victim's wife.

A prodigy and his robot help investigate the murder of a professor who threatened to disgrace a colleague's scientist son.

Frasier and Niles try to convince their father's wealthy new gal to support their former prep school.

Frasier blows his cork when Niles convinces members of the wine club not to partake in his radio show.

A slimmed-down Daphne returns from the spa and blames Niles for her initial weight gain.

Frasier catches his professional mentor (Rene Auberjonois) in a compromising position; Niles agrees to meet with Daphne's psychic evaluator (Fisher Stevens).

Frasier escorts Lana (Jean Smart) to a surprise birthday party while trying to woo her friend (Patricia Clarkson).

Frasier arrives at a surprise birthday party with Lana (Jean Smart) then tries to woo her friend (Patricia Clarkson).

A famous romance novelist is shot dead in the course of what looks like a robbery.

The rumpled lieutenant is invited to give a college lecture on criminology but ends up investigating the murder of one of the institution's professors.

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.

Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

Herman takes a correspondence course to become a private detective.

Herman gets a little tipsy at an office party; Lily makes him spend the night on the sofa after he comes home drunk.

When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well.

When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims.

With his family in hiding, Murdoch tries to discover who is behind attempts on their lives.

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Controversy and misunderstanding split a neighborhood when a halfway house for mental patients opens.

A disabled Vietnam War hero takes drastic steps to get money for dental work; with Anne Curry and Daniel Ziskie.

Malcolm is the only one not bitten by the love bug after eating Simone's ( Michelle Hurd) chocolate cookies.

Eddie takes over the wheel for his ailing friend -- a NASCAR driver -- and Malcolm inadvertently places a large bet on Eddie.

When an ex-boyfriend of Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) comes into town, Steve (Steve Harvey) gets a date to make Regina jealous. Guest star: Adele Givens.

Romeo uses romance to keep a gifted singer from upstaging his act with Bullethead in the school talent contest.

Frasier finds himself attracted to the station manager (Mercedes Ruehl) during labor negotiations.

Frasier's audience is left to guess who his "dirty girl" is when he and Kate have a tryst during a broadcast.

Niles shows up on Frasier's doorstep when his relationship with Maris hits a low.

Frasier and Niles squabble over who will host Christmas festivities; Roz develops a crush on Santa Claus (Dean Cain).

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.

Al and Griff lose their jobs just before the holiday season; Bud and Kelly try to make some Christmas dollars.

Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.

Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness.

Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.

Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image.

Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue.

Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi.

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.

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A TV anchorman's cocaine addiction prompts his concerned son to turn him in to the police.

Parents of a comatose boy try to comfort their daughter, who feels responsible for it.

Eddie coaches Malcolm's basketball team in an effort to impress Nicolette by beating her boyfriend's team.

The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddie's infant cousin draws women.

Regina and Warrington's (Wendy Raquel Robinson, guest star Dorien Wilson) spat leaves Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") out in the cold.

Regina and Cedric (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Cedric "The Entertainer") battle Lovita and Steve (Terri J. Vaughn, Steve Harvey) in a dance competition; Romeo (Merlin Santana) tries to get good grades.

On the advice of his friends, Frasier declares his love for Kate (Mercedes Ruehl) -- but she has other plans.

Realizing that he has no friends other than his brother, Frasier makes an on-air appeal for a new pal.

Daphne decides to move into a place of her own after Frasier forbids her boyfriend's overnight visits.

Niles turns to Daphne for dance lessons to prepare himself for a country club function.

Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.

Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married.

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.

Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.

Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.

A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.

Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.

Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception.

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman." With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando.

After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source.

Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites."

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Jonathan and Mark play matchmaker for two young people, a reckless young man and an unmarried, pregnant teenager; they learn a lesson about love and responsibility.

Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help a lonely writer (guest star Didi Conn) meet a secret agent (guest star Warwick Sims) murdered in 1968.

Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis.

Malcolm ends up in the hospital after a fight with Eddie over switching bedrooms.

Steve (Steve Harvey) is recruited to help raise the spirits of Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) newly separated friend Tiffany (guest star Jackie Mari Roberts).

An insurance policy makes Steve (Steve Harvey) suspicious of his father's (guest star Richard Gant) new young fiancee (guest star Jaqueline Fleming).

Frasier is panic-stricken by a surprise visit from Diane (Shelley Long), the woman who left him at the altar.

As a friendly gesture, Niles tries to help Maris get rid of $8,000 in parking tickets.

Frasier encourages everyone to take a "bonus day" and do something special to celebrate the leap year.

Frasier resorts to physical force to teach manners to a rude patron (John Cygan) at the Cafe Nervosa.

Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee to the family.

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing "It's a Wonderful Life.".

Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.

Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.

Al (Ed O'Neill) is forced to step in when a hapless Santa accidentally parachutes into the Bundys' backyard.

After receiving an electric shock while plugging in the Christmas tree, Al learns what life would be like if he had never been born.

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.

Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.

Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion "don't" in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham.

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas.

While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest.

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Santa Claus goes on trial for protesting a department store's promotion of toy weapons during Christmas.

On Christmas Eve, Jonathan allows three powerful people to foresee the consequences of their actions.

Friends try to reconcile the feuding Malcolm and Eddie by getting them to take a look at their shared past.

Malcolm's sister Maura (JoNell Kennedy) comes to stay when she gets fired and dumped in the same week.

Steve and Romeo fight for the same woman's attention; Cedric and Lovita question their compatibility.

Hiring a maid (Esther Scott) leads to even more work for Steve, Cedric and Regina (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer," Wendy Raquel Robinson).

Daphne thinks Frasier is in love with her when she overhears his therapeutic ramblings following an injury.

Frasier plans a big Christmas blowout, while Daphne comes to grips with some surprising information; Niles' new relationship hits a snag.

Frasier and Niles squabble over who will host Christmas festivities; Roz develops a crush on Santa Claus (Dean Cain).

Niles sets out to prove to his father that he has a wild side; Frasier finds his son's appearance startling; Eddie stars in a promotion for Seattle; Roz dates a store Santa.

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

After receiving an electric shock while plugging in the Christmas tree, Al learns what life would be like if he had never been born.

To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.

Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing "It's a Wonderful Life.".

Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.

Al and Griff lose their jobs just before the holiday season; Bud and Kelly try to make some Christmas dollars.