Fed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the ideal dad.

When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.

Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.

Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.

The kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.

After a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.

Young M.A and WeezyWTF meet a dominatrix who turned the phrase "no pain, no gain" into a business model; comedian Donnell Rawlings ties Weezy up.

Weezy's Twerk Instructor teaches her about search engine optimization; a naked yoga instructor gives tips on self-pleasuring.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Freedia heads back to Los Angeles to attend the Grammy Awards, but the temptation of weed affects her every step and threatens her ability to stay out of jail.

Following the journey of acclaimed filmmakers Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller Rogen as they navigate the complexities and heartbreak of Lauren's mother's Alzheimer's disease.

Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.

Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so exhausted Lois can get some sleep; Hal travels to the Lucky Aid to get diapers, leaving the boys in charge.

No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.

Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.

Faith and the potentials discover an element of the First's plan and launch a pre-emptive strike; Buffy brawls with Caleb (Nathan Fillion).

Wielding a mystical new weapon, Buffy rejoins the fray on the eve of the final confrontation; Angel (David Boreanaz) fights at Buffy's side against a revitalized Caleb (Nathan Fillion).

Buffy crafts an ingenious plan to destroy the First and leads her friends on a final mission into the Hellmouth.

Buffy learns more about her role as a vampire slayer when she and her mother move to Sunnydale, Calif., where evil lurks in the community.

While Buffy learns about the awesome powers of the Master, she also must save Sunnydale from an onslaught of vampires.

Cheerleading candidates are being struck down by a variety of catastrophes, so Buffy sets out to unmask the witch she suspects is at fault.

Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.

Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.

Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.

Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.

Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.

Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.

Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.

Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.

Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.

Fed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the ideal dad.

When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.

Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.

Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.

The kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.

After a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.

Khayda is worried about some spots; Emilio is worried he's having too much fun in bed; Elle seeks advice on how to have a pain-free sex life.

After a brief encounter in a parking facility, Richard notices a worrisome spot and heads to the Birmingham clinic to get it checked out; in London, Simon's been researching his symptoms online and is worried he's caught herpes.

Marco finds a lump on his penis; Harriette gets her dry vagina examined; Iffy seeks help for ongoing issues with premature ejaculation.

Weezy's Twerk Instructor teaches her about search engine optimization; a naked yoga instructor gives tips on self-pleasuring.

WeezyWTF meets the owner and ᰠchief conspiratorᴠ of NYCᤠs hottest sex club, NS-FW. Sheᤠll learn what it takes to run this business legally!

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Freedia lives it up in LA; Berto mixes things up with the dancers in New Orleans; Tootie snaps when she hears Freedia is bonding with the new dancers deep in the swamps of Louisiana.

Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.

Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.

Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.

Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.

Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.

Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.

Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.

Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.

Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.

Buffy learns more about her role as a vampire slayer when she and her mother move to Sunnydale, Calif., where evil lurks in the community.

While Buffy learns about the awesome powers of the Master, she also must save Sunnydale from an onslaught of vampires.

Cheerleading candidates are being struck down by a variety of catastrophes, so Buffy sets out to unmask the witch she suspects is at fault.

Buffy tries to protect Xander after he falls for a substitute teacher; Angel warns Buffy of a claw-handed vampire.

As Buffy tries to behave like a normal girl on a date, the Master calls on a warrior vampire to destroy her.

Xander and a group of obnoxious students start acting strangely after entering a quarantined hyena exhibit at the zoo.

Buffy can't deny her obsession with Angel, while Xander's frustration over his feelings for Buffy intensifies.

Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.

Kady treats the school hamster that Michael accidentally killed as though it is still alive; Michael catches Claire in a lie.

Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.

Marriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.

Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.

A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.

Michael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.

The war between the Tylers and Kyles continue in the restaurant, with everyone nearly going at it with each other.

Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.

Deported from the United States, two drug dealers (Ky-Mani Marley, Spragga Benz) travel to Miami and continue their violent ways.

Weezy's Twerk Instructor teaches her about search engine optimization; a naked yoga instructor gives tips on self-pleasuring.

WeezyWTF meets the owner and ᰠchief conspiratorᴠ of NYCᤠs hottest sex club, NS-FW. Sheᤠll learn what it takes to run this business legally!

Rory Farrell and Hope Giselle share a cannabis-infused dinner with WeezyWTF while Chef Ronald Santos teaches them about aphrodisiacs.

Singles use their five senses on potential matches to choose only one to take on a date.

Non-Binary filmmaker Jordan is looking for someone wild and squishy; business student Amanda wants a beautiful boy for lifelong love; They sense fancy sweat, and BBQ sauce; she senses sloppy kisses and the look of lust.

It's Mardi Gras in New Orleans and Freedia has finally earned a coveted spot in the main parade, but a visit by a mysterious voodoo priest unsettles her as she hears shocking predictions about her future.

Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.

Kady treats the school hamster that Michael accidentally killed as though it is still alive; Michael catches Claire in a lie.

Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.

Marriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.

Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.

A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.

Michael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.

The war between the Tylers and Kyles continue in the restaurant, with everyone nearly going at it with each other.

Buffy tries to protect Xander after he falls for a substitute teacher; Angel warns Buffy of a claw-handed vampire.

As Buffy tries to behave like a normal girl on a date, the Master calls on a warrior vampire to destroy her.

Xander and a group of obnoxious students start acting strangely after entering a quarantined hyena exhibit at the zoo.

Buffy can't deny her obsession with Angel, while Xander's frustration over his feelings for Buffy intensifies.

Buffy and Giles face a demon spirit that has been trapped since the Dark Ages; Willow falls for a cyberbeau whom she met online.

Buffy sets out to catch a thief who steals human organs; the principal forces Giles to run the school talent show.

People in Sunnydale begin living out their worst fears, including Xander, who comes to school in his underwear, and Giles, who discovers he can't read.

Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.

Reese tinkers with Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment; while selling candy for school, Dewey fibs that the money will be used to support the war on terrorism.

While visiting her father's secret Canadian family, Lois and the boys are dismayed to find out that the other family is absolutely perfect.

Everything goes out of control when Reese joins the Army, Hal is accused of insider trading, and Lois falls into a catatonic state.

Convinced he will be sent to jail, Hal imparts fatherly advice and confesses to Malcolm about his poor work ethic.

Reese parachutes into Afghanistan, and then, posing as an Afghan woman, he deserts the Army.

The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.

When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war, Hal enlists Reese's help.

Annabel, the leader of a secret organization engaged in the recovery of priceless artwork, assembles a ragtag crew of art thieves to recover a Monet, Picasso, Degas and Van Gogh stolen by Nazis during WWII.

A progressive graduate student finds success and sparks outrage when his interest in battle rap as a thesis subject turns into a competitive obsession.

The Beatles took the world by storm in the 1960s and are still the best-selling band of all time with 183 million sales worldwide.

A dramatic step-by-step breakdown behind the lead up to John Lennon's murder on Dec. 8, 1980.

Two old friends bumping into each other at a train station in England leads to formation of the Rolling Stones and the band's enduring success in music and business.

Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.

Reese tinkers with Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment; while selling candy for school, Dewey fibs that the money will be used to support the war on terrorism.

While visiting her father's secret Canadian family, Lois and the boys are dismayed to find out that the other family is absolutely perfect.

Everything goes out of control when Reese joins the Army, Hal is accused of insider trading, and Lois falls into a catatonic state.

Convinced he will be sent to jail, Hal imparts fatherly advice and confesses to Malcolm about his poor work ethic.

Reese parachutes into Afghanistan, and then, posing as an Afghan woman, he deserts the Army.

The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.

When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war, Hal enlists Reese's help.

Noah Cyrus and her mom, Tish, talk about growing up in a musical family; they cook filet mignons and make heavy use of their favorite kitchen appliance: the air fryer.

Becky G chops it up with her little sister Stephanie as they share memories with Grandma, talk about her first performance, and what it takes to make it.

Karol G and her sister Jessica make pasta Bolognese and talk about growing up in Colombia and Karol G's upcoming projects.

Nicole Scherzinger and her sister Ke'ala veer off the recipe's path while making their mother's oyster chicken; Nicole and Ke'ala reminisce on growing up in Louisville Kentucky, their sisterly relationship and more.

Buffy and Giles face a demon spirit that has been trapped since the Dark Ages; Willow falls for a cyberbeau whom she met online.

Buffy sets out to catch a thief who steals human organs; the principal forces Giles to run the school talent show.

People in Sunnydale begin living out their worst fears, including Xander, who comes to school in his underwear, and Giles, who discovers he can't read.

Buffy and Cordelia become allies to combat an invisible spirit; Angel warns Giles that Buffy could be in danger.

Buffy's plan to live a normal life goes awry when the Earth cracks open and an army of demons emerges.

Malcolm and Reese plot revenge after they realize their teenage neighbor, Jessica, has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay.

Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty's estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous "Brotherhood Initiation.".

Hal, jealous that Lois and the boys have made bigger and better Christmas gifts than he has, lies about the fabulous present he has in store for the family.

Hal agonizes over his anniversary and begins sleepwalking; Reese catches him and learns he is programmable.

Lois becomes convinced that Jamie is out to get her when Jamie knocks over a cabinet and nearly crushes her.

Malcolm's dream of owning a classic car turns into a nightmare when he realizes he has purchased a lemon; Lois begs Hal to fix her horrible haircut and unearths his hidden talent with hair, making him popular in the neighborhood.

Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a double date with Janet and himself.

Michael's parents come to visit him, but he is worried about the way they treat each other and how it reflects on his own children; after a disastrous attempt to fix things, Michael and Jay decide to let things the way they are.

Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.

Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.

Michael seeks advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona; the cast re-enacts scenes from the movie "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.".

Janet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as a genius.

After the children tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.

An encounter with Michael's ex-girlfriend prompts Janet to get a makeover; on a dare, Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.

Elvis Presley's Memphis Mafia recounts the true story of his last 24 hours and death.

Exploring Elvis' life through the eyes of The Memphis Mafia- a select group of friends he entrusted with his life- from the highs to the lows.

Behind the glitz and glamour of rock 'n' roll royalty is the haunting tale of Elvis Presley; many question his moral fiber and notorious violent temper; devilish charm dressed in angelic white had friends and fans fooled for too long.

An examination of the last day of Elvis Presley's life.

Discontinued uncovers the rise and fall of things from the past. The episode focuses on four diverse topics: Blockbuster, Talkboy, the Lotus Esprit and MacGyver.

Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a double date with Janet and himself.

Michael's parents come to visit him, but he is worried about the way they treat each other and how it reflects on his own children; after a disastrous attempt to fix things, Michael and Jay decide to let things the way they are.

Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.

Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.

Michael seeks advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona; the cast re-enacts scenes from the movie "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.".

Janet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as a genius.

After the children tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.

An encounter with Michael's ex-girlfriend prompts Janet to get a makeover; on a dare, Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.

Malcolm and Reese plot revenge after they realize their teenage neighbor, Jessica, has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay.

Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty's estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous "Brotherhood Initiation.".

Hal, jealous that Lois and the boys have made bigger and better Christmas gifts than he has, lies about the fabulous present he has in store for the family.

Hal agonizes over his anniversary and begins sleepwalking; Reese catches him and learns he is programmable.

Lois becomes convinced that Jamie is out to get her when Jamie knocks over a cabinet and nearly crushes her.

Malcolm's dream of owning a classic car turns into a nightmare when he realizes he has purchased a lemon; Lois begs Hal to fix her horrible haircut and unearths his hidden talent with hair, making him popular in the neighborhood.

Buffy and Cordelia become allies to combat an invisible spirit; Angel warns Giles that Buffy could be in danger.

Buffy's plan to live a normal life goes awry when the Earth cracks open and an army of demons emerges.

Xander and Willow worry about Buffy's behavior; Cordelia and Ms. Calendar are kidnapped; Buffy turns Angel away.

Buffy discovers that body parts missing from girls' graves are being used to build the perfect woman.

Angel's former friends arrive in Sunnydale; Buffy must shield her mother when a gang of vampires crashes parent-teacher night.

Buffy and Giles (Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anthony Stewart Head) become suspicious of a Peruvian exchange student (Ara Celi) with whom Xander (Nicholas Brendon) falls in love.

Michael bowls against his archenemy Stu Tyler (Larry Miller); Trekkies at the bowling alley believe Claire is a Romulan queen.

After getting his driver's license, Jr. buys a clunker instead of the practical car Michael picked out for him.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers; Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers; Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.

The boys spark a media frenzy by vandalizing a suggestive billboard and then turning it into a women's rights protest.

Moved to tears by an opera he sees on television, Dewey is inspired to write his own masterpiece; it is based on his parents argument over their new king-sized divan.

As executor of a neighbor's living will, Hal must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug.

When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat.

When Dewey's grandmother (Cloris Leachman) loses a leg saving him from a truck, guilt consumes him, and he vows to find the leg and give it a proper burial.

Hal forbids Dewey from inviting Chad for a sleepover; Malcolm and Reese learn that they are not as popular as they thought they were.

A socially awkward teen decides to import a mail-order best friend from France. Instead, he ends up with his personal nightmare: a cologne-soaked, chain-smoking, sex-obsessed youth who quickly becomes the hero of the community.

Rory Farrell and Hope Giselle share a cannabis-infused dinner with WeezyWTF while Chef Ronald Santos teaches them about aphrodisiacs.

Visiting an upscale spa to learn the latest innovations for pampering vagina; learning how a mom-and-pop waxing salon brings in customers.

Old ways and new ways are challenged as the kids try to take mom and dad's bridal business to the next level.

Social media versus face-to-face gets put to the test; Kuki and Chandan compete over whose sales techniques work best.

Freedia records a song for a local accident attorney that goes viral; rumors of Devon cheating turn Freedia's personal life upside down.

Michael bowls against his archenemy Stu Tyler (Larry Miller); Trekkies at the bowling alley believe Claire is a Romulan queen.

After getting his driver's license, Jr. buys a clunker instead of the practical car Michael picked out for him.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers; Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers; Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.

Xander and Willow worry about Buffy's behavior; Cordelia and Ms. Calendar are kidnapped; Buffy turns Angel away.

Buffy discovers that body parts missing from girls' graves are being used to build the perfect woman.

Angel's former friends arrive in Sunnydale; Buffy must shield her mother when a gang of vampires crashes parent-teacher night.

Buffy and Giles (Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anthony Stewart Head) become suspicious of a Peruvian exchange student (Ara Celi) with whom Xander (Nicholas Brendon) falls in love.

Buffy and Cordelia attend a fraternity bash where they are offered as human sacrifices to a half-man, half-snake creature.

Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) loses her slaying ability while trick-or-treating with neighborhood children.

Buffy's fifth-grade crush arrives in Sunnydale intending to deliver her to Spike in exchange for the immortal life of a vampire.

The boys spark a media frenzy by vandalizing a suggestive billboard and then turning it into a women's rights protest.

Moved to tears by an opera he sees on television, Dewey is inspired to write his own masterpiece; it is based on his parents argument over their new king-sized divan.

As executor of a neighbor's living will, Hal must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug.

When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat.

When Dewey's grandmother (Cloris Leachman) loses a leg saving him from a truck, guilt consumes him, and he vows to find the leg and give it a proper burial.

Hal forbids Dewey from inviting Chad for a sleepover; Malcolm and Reese learn that they are not as popular as they thought they were.

Michael discovers the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought; Claire tries to hide her costly hotel charges.

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Janet learns that Claire is thinking about having sex with her boyfriend; Jr. is an irresponsible driver.

Rebellious Claire rejects the boyfriend her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.

Janet's overzealous direction of the school play is cause for concern for Kady's kindergarten teacher.

Michael and Jay give their bickering kids a taste of their own medicine, making them scared they're on the brink of breaking up.

A detective in the LAPD is forced to work for two warring crime syndicates while under an internal investigation.

Naturalist Okefenokee Joe and guests discuss the great outdoors.

Exploring how Hollywood has evolved to reflect society's changing attitudes towards sex over the decades, from "Basic Instinct" and "Body Heat" to "Mad Men" and "Sex and the City.".

Visiting an upscale spa to learn the latest innovations for pampering vagina; learning how a mom-and-pop waxing salon brings in customers.

OnlyFans top earner Lena the Plug invites Weezy to cameo in her first porn; the team at Evil Angel teaches Weezy the fundamentals of directing some of their most iconic scenes.

Social media versus face-to-face gets put to the test; Kuki and Chandan compete over whose sales techniques work best.

The family venture out on a weekend pop-up sale in the suburban area.

Big Freedia's best friend Katey Red heads to the altar; competing LA-based record companies approach Freedia with life-changing opportunities.

The Stuttering Association for the Young provides support and life-changing experiences for children and teens.

Following the journey of acclaimed filmmakers Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller Rogen as they navigate the complexities and heartbreak of Lauren's mother's Alzheimer's disease.

Buffy and Cordelia attend a fraternity bash where they are offered as human sacrifices to a half-man, half-snake creature.

Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) loses her slaying ability while trick-or-treating with neighborhood children.

Buffy's fifth-grade crush arrives in Sunnydale intending to deliver her to Spike in exchange for the immortal life of a vampire.

Buffy and Angel race to save Ms. Calendar's soul from a demon; Giles is jeopardized by the discovery of a murder victim.

Buffy and Angel have a disastrous first date, while Spike plans to capture Angel in hopes of using him to cure an ailing Drusilla; Buffy meets the new slayer in town.

Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) confronts Kendra (guest star Bianca Lawson), the new slayer in town, then must work with her to save Angel (David Boreanaz).

Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) doesn't trust her mother's new boyfriend (guest star John Ritter), despite the fact that her friends think he is great.

Michael discovers the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought; Claire tries to hide her costly hotel charges.

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Janet learns that Claire is thinking about having sex with her boyfriend; Jr. is an irresponsible driver.

Rebellious Claire rejects the boyfriend her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.

Janet's overzealous direction of the school play is cause for concern for Kady's kindergarten teacher.

Michael and Jay give their bickering kids a taste of their own medicine, making them scared they're on the brink of breaking up.

Hal makes good on an old promise to take Francis on a motorcycle trip, during which the two bond over a bottle of 21-year-old scotch.

When Malcolm discovers a man living in the Lucky Aide, he agrees to keep his secret in exchange for information on his new crush, another employee.

Malcolm expects his music appreciation course to be easy but when he fails his first assignment, he turns to Dewey for tutoring to salvage his grade point average.

Moved to tears by an opera he sees on television, Dewey is inspired to write his own masterpiece; it is based on his parents argument over their new king-sized divan.

When Hal finds that one of his sons has been dialing a 900 number, he tries to explain the error to the hotline and afterward forgets to hang up the phone, incurring an $800 charge.

When Hal is encouraged to become the president of the neighborhood association, Malcolm sees it as an opportunity to add some excitement to the community.

A spoiled rich girl is sent to work for her family's toy business in China after she is cut off by her father for blowing through most of her trust fund.

Michael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.

Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance; Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.

When Michael inspires Jay's artistic side, she makes him pose for a nude painting that makes him the subject of everyone's jokes.

Michael is caught by surprise when his childhood friend, Tommy, shows up for a visit in a wheelchair.

Jay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

OnlyFans top earner Lena the Plug invites Weezy to cameo in her first porn; the team at Evil Angel teaches Weezy the fundamentals of directing some of their most iconic scenes.

Weezy and rapper Freddie Gibbs stretch more than their imaginations when Jet Setting Jasmine drops by to explore their kinks; Weezy and her mom learn how to cowgirl while strengthening their pelvic floor with sex therapist Tyomi Morgan.

The family venture out on a weekend pop-up sale in the suburban area.

Major store repairs put Chandan's dream of a second location in jeopardy when Mom and Dad decide repairs come first.

Big Freedia takes over Las Vegas for a show-stopping performance, but drama follows from New Orleans that threatens to ruin Freedia's reputation and show.

Hal makes good on an old promise to take Francis on a motorcycle trip, during which the two bond over a bottle of 21-year-old scotch.

When Malcolm discovers a man living in the Lucky Aide, he agrees to keep his secret in exchange for information on his new crush, another employee.

Malcolm expects his music appreciation course to be easy but when he fails his first assignment, he turns to Dewey for tutoring to salvage his grade point average.

Moved to tears by an opera he sees on television, Dewey is inspired to write his own masterpiece; it is based on his parents argument over their new king-sized divan.

When Hal finds that one of his sons has been dialing a 900 number, he tries to explain the error to the hotline and afterward forgets to hang up the phone, incurring an $800 charge.

When Hal is encouraged to become the president of the neighborhood association, Malcolm sees it as an opportunity to add some excitement to the community.

Buffy and Angel race to save Ms. Calendar's soul from a demon; Giles is jeopardized by the discovery of a murder victim.

Buffy and Angel have a disastrous first date, while Spike plans to capture Angel in hopes of using him to cure an ailing Drusilla; Buffy meets the new slayer in town.

Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) confronts Kendra (guest star Bianca Lawson), the new slayer in town, then must work with her to save Angel (David Boreanaz).

Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) doesn't trust her mother's new boyfriend (guest star John Ritter), despite the fact that her friends think he is great.

Buffy and her friends find something peculiar about a school assignment on parenting; two vampires come looking for Buffy.

Spike and Drusilla gather the body parts of a dismembered demon to help them in their plan to get rid of Buffy.

Buffy must destroy Angel after he loses his soul and reverts to his evil persona, Angelus; Giles learns that Jenny is a Gypsy.

The boys secretly enter Lois in a beauty pageant as a joke, but when it becomes serious, they plot to help her win the crown.

When Malcolm and Reese try to sneak off to the Burning Man festival, Lois and Hal find out and decide to borrow an RV so it can be a family trip.

When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt.

Hal catches Dewey smoking and makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.

Malcolm and Reese go on a Halloween tour of the neighborhood, and the first stop is at their house.

A neighbor's daughter uses her wiles to gain control of Lois' car, and Malcolm ends up in the driver's seat.

Sparks fly when Malcolm and his dimwitted but beautiful chemistry partner agree to a secret romantic relationship.

Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home but ends up knocking out the lights in the house.

When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts.

Lois finds a new babysitter, who is wonderful until she starts talking and drives Lois crazy.

Michael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.

Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance; Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.

When Michael inspires Jay's artistic side, she makes him pose for a nude painting that makes him the subject of everyone's jokes.

Michael is caught by surprise when his childhood friend, Tommy, shows up for a visit in a wheelchair.

Jay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

An engaged couple accidentally thwart a jewelry heist and become the target of hit men.

Sideman meets the big spenders who are increasingly buying luxury designer goods they often can't afford.

Podcaster and body confidence advocate Jackie Adedeji meets women with big breasts to explore the growing issue living with larger breasts and the increased demand for reduction surgery.

Weezy and rapper Freddie Gibbs stretch more than their imaginations when Jet Setting Jasmine drops by to explore their kinks; Weezy and her mom learn how to cowgirl while strengthening their pelvic floor with sex therapist Tyomi Morgan.

Weezy and her best friend, Vinny, take a much-needed staycation at a high-class dungeon where domination is bought not earned; Weezy introduces a revolutionary sex toy that gives men a whole new role in the bedroom.

Major store repairs put Chandan's dream of a second location in jeopardy when Mom and Dad decide repairs come first.

The hunt for a second location is on, but the burbs are a bust when the family clashes on what will make the best location.

Freedia discusses new business ventures with Team Freedia, goes to an eyewear grand opening in Hollywood, records new songs and shocks her team with an announcement.

Team Freedia secretly meets to discuss Devon coming aboard; Freedia visits the site of Hotel Freedia and gives her team an ultimatum.

The boys secretly enter Lois in a beauty pageant as a joke, but when it becomes serious, they plot to help her win the crown.

When Malcolm and Reese try to sneak off to the Burning Man festival, Lois and Hal find out and decide to borrow an RV so it can be a family trip.

When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt.

Hal catches Dewey smoking and makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.

Malcolm and Reese go on a Halloween tour of the neighborhood, and the first stop is at their house.

A neighbor's daughter uses her wiles to gain control of Lois' car, and Malcolm ends up in the driver's seat.

Sparks fly when Malcolm and his dimwitted but beautiful chemistry partner agree to a secret romantic relationship.

Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home but ends up knocking out the lights in the house.

When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts.

Lois finds a new babysitter, who is wonderful until she starts talking and drives Lois crazy.

Buffy and her friends find something peculiar about a school assignment on parenting; two vampires come looking for Buffy.

Spike and Drusilla gather the body parts of a dismembered demon to help them in their plan to get rid of Buffy.

Buffy must destroy Angel after he loses his soul and reverts to his evil persona, Angelus; Giles learns that Jenny is a Gypsy.

Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) protects a werewolf from a poacher; Willow (Alyson Hannigan) becomes interested in Oz (Seth Green), much to Xander's (Nicholas Brendon) dismay.

When Cordelia breaks off their secret romance, Xander gets student witch Amy to put a spell on her, with results far from what he intended.

Angel's obsession with Buffy hits home, forcing her to involve her mother; Jenny attempts to fix things with Giles.

Buffy meets a boy who is experiencing nightmares from her past and present; Cordelia is jealous of Xander's attempts to protect Buffy.

Michael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.

Michael is disheartened when he does not win the Small Businessman of the Year award.

Michael and Jay return home to find Jr. and his girlfriend (Meagan Good) fooling around in their bed.

A furious Michael considers throwing Jr. out of the house after catching him in a compromising position with his girlfriend (Meagan Good).

Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury together; Michael suspects he has been the victim of jury tampering.

Michael calls a family court session when Jr. battles Claire over ownership of a discovered wallet containing $500.

Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive.

Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of an attractive ex-girlfriend; Franklin cannot admit Aretha is as good a singer as he is a pianist.

Hoping to reclaim his former glory, a fallen dominoes champion recruits his step-grandson to help him win an off-the-wall tournament.

Sam and Mattie, best friends who have Down syndrome, rally the entire town of Providence, R.I., to help them make a film.

Weezy and her best friend, Vinny, take a much-needed staycation at a high-class dungeon where domination is bought not earned; Weezy introduces a revolutionary sex toy that gives men a whole new role in the bedroom.

Weezy's mom gets rejuvenated with a visit to a doctor who specializes in sexual health; Weezy meets Chai, who has invested in their true sexual self and made it their own, giving them a priceless return.

The hunt for a second location is on, but the burbs are a bust when the family clashes on what will make the best location.

Mom and Dad hope nostalgia will keep the kids from leaving the store when the Festival of South Asia makes its return.

Team Freedia takes a trip to Manhattan; Reid sets up a meeting with actor and entrepreneur, Donnie Wahlberg; Crystal and Devon square off.

Freedia discusses new business ventures with Team Freedia, goes to an eyewear grand opening in Hollywood, records new songs, and shocks her team with an announcement.

Michael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.

Michael is disheartened when he does not win the Small Businessman of the Year award.

Michael and Jay return home to find Jr. and his girlfriend (Meagan Good) fooling around in their bed.

A furious Michael considers throwing Jr. out of the house after catching him in a compromising position with his girlfriend (Meagan Good).

Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury together; Michael suspects he has been the victim of jury tampering.

Michael calls a family court session when Jr. battles Claire over ownership of a discovered wallet containing $500.

Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive.

Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of an attractive ex-girlfriend; Franklin cannot admit Aretha is as good a singer as he is a pianist.

Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) protects a werewolf from a poacher; Willow (Alyson Hannigan) becomes interested in Oz (Seth Green), much to Xander's (Nicholas Brendon) dismay.

When Cordelia breaks off their secret romance, Xander gets student witch Amy to put a spell on her, with results far from what he intended.

Angel's obsession with Buffy hits home, forcing her to involve her mother; Jenny attempts to fix things with Giles.

Buffy meets a boy who is experiencing nightmares from her past and present; Cordelia is jealous of Xander's attempts to protect Buffy.

A heartsick ghost haunts the school halls, and Buffy helps the spirit find peace in a surprising way.

Xander goes undercover as a swimmer to help Buffy net a sea monster that's been dispatching the members of the school swim team one by one.

While Angel attempts to unearth a demon who will annihilate the planet, Buffy reluctantly decides to destroy her former lover; Willow unlocks a secret.

When Hal and Lois receive a check for $10,000 made out to Malcolm, their first instinct is to keep it, until Dewey overhears their plan and wants a piece of the pie.

When Lois and Hal take Dewey out of town for a piano competition, they enlist Grandma Ida to watch over the boys.

Dewey talks Francis into getting a job; Malcolm refuses to meet with college recruiters.

After Malcolm contracts infectious mononucleosis from Lois, the two must spend day and night together, quarantined in the same room.

Hal learns that his father has passed away, but because he never knew his father, he does not shed a tear.

Lois and Hal visit Francis to help him celebrate a year of sobriety, and they attend his AA meeting and learn that she drove him to drink.