Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.

Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.

When Michael's former bandmate (Clarence Clemons) comes to town for a gig, Michael agrees to sit in as the band's piano player.

Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.

Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so exhausted Lois can get some sleep; Hal travels to the Lucky Aid to get diapers, leaving the boys in charge.

No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.

Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.

Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.

Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.

To right the wrongs of his American sex education, 36-year-old health reporter Alex Liu goes on a quest to uncover naked truths and call for more comprehensive sex education for everyone.

An examination of the obstacles that stand in the way of female sexuality in the 21st century.

Weezy discovers how AI is taking over the sex business, then Weezy and her mom head to Vegas to take a tour of the Real Dolls sex toy factory.

A very special episode takes Weezy to Paris, where she'll be tasting more than the cuisine.

All hell breaks loose when Crystal confronts Tootie; Freedia and Devon meet with potential artists for her label.

Freedia tries to play peacemaker to Crystal and Tootie; the pressure is on Reid to raise funds for Hotel Freedia.

Freedia plans a boxing retreat to get her team all on the same page; Freedia rewards Devon for doing a good job; Freedia performs with Cimafunk.

Team Freedia cleans up the sight of Hotel Freedia; Freedia debuts her new gospel song during her Louisiana Philharmonic performance.

Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.

Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so exhausted Lois can get some sleep; Hal travels to the Lucky Aid to get diapers, leaving the boys in charge.

No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.

Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.

Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.

Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.

The gang resolves to bring the slayer back from the dead, but they're hindered by a marauding band of demons; a grief-stricken Giles contemplates leaving Sunnydale.

The gang resolves to bring the slayer back from the dead, but they're hindered by a marauding band of demons; a grief-stricken Giles contemplates leaving Sunnydale.

A demon hitchhiker forces Buffy and the gang to deal with the repercussions of her death and resurrection.

Buffy must stave off a trio of would-be supervillians while shouldering grown-up responsibilities, including a flooded basement and mounting debt.

Jonathan, Warren and Andrew unwittingly test the Slayer's patience, putting her through her paces and probing her weaknesses.

Buffy's friends celebrate Xander and Anya's engagement while Dawn engages in some Halloween mischief.

Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.

Hal gets a rash from the hot tub he was supposed to keep clean; Malcolm gets his driver's permit.

Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.

Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.

Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.

Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.

Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.

Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.

Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.

Exploring how Hollywood has evolved to reflect society's changing attitudes towards sex over the decades, from "Basic Instinct" and "Body Heat" to "Mad Men" and "Sex and the City.".

A history of anti-Asian racism and yellowface in Hollywood after the 1941 Pearl Harbor attack.

Annabel, the leader of a secret organization engaged in the recovery of priceless artwork, assembles a ragtag crew of art thieves to recover a Monet, Picasso, Degas and Van Gogh stolen by Nazis during WWII.

Excited to go on a date with her crush, Carlita is surprised to end up at his mother's house instead; "RuPaul's Drag Race" contestant Vanessa Vanjie Mateo goes on a date in Texas and when her date starts ignoring her, all hell starts breaking loose.

Alex goes on a karaoke date with Kevin, but is sad to learn that Kevin invited some friends.

A tour of the human body from head to toe.

Old ways and new ways are challenged as the kids try to take mom and dad's bridal business to the next level.

Social media versus face-to-face gets put to the test; Kuki and Chandan compete over whose sales techniques work best.

The family venture out on a weekend pop-up sale in the suburban area.

Major store repairs put Chandan's dream of a second location in jeopardy when Mom and Dad decide repairs come first.

Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.

Hal gets a rash from the hot tub he was supposed to keep clean; Malcolm gets his driver's permit.

Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.

Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.

Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.

Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.

Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.

Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.

Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.

Buffy must stave off a trio of would-be supervillians while shouldering grown-up responsibilities, including a flooded basement and mounting debt.

Jonathan, Warren and Andrew unwittingly test the Slayer's patience, putting her through her paces and probing her weaknesses.

Buffy's friends celebrate Xander and Anya's engagement while Dawn engages in some Halloween mischief.

When a demon compels Buffy and her friends to sing their hearts out, they reveal their most guarded secrets to one another.

When Willow casts a spell to make Buffy forget her sojourn in heaven, it goes hopelessly awry; Spike ducks a demon loan shark.

The chip in Spike's head malfunctions allowing him to prey on people again; Willow reunites with a formerly furry friend, who also practices black magic.

Reese tinkers with Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment; while selling candy for school, Dewey fibs that the money will be used to support the war on terrorism.

While visiting her father's secret Canadian family, Lois and the boys are dismayed to find out that the other family is absolutely perfect.

Everything goes out of control when Reese joins the Army, Hal is accused of insider trading, and Lois falls into a catatonic state.

Convinced he will be sent to jail, Hal imparts fatherly advice and confesses to Malcolm about his poor work ethic.

Reese parachutes into Afghanistan, and then, posing as an Afghan woman, he deserts the Army.

The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.

When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war, Hal enlists Reese's help.

Malcolm and Reese plot revenge after they realize their teenage neighbor, Jessica, has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay.

Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty's estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous "Brotherhood Initiation.".

Hal, jealous that Lois and the boys have made bigger and better Christmas gifts than he has, lies about the fabulous present he has in store for the family.

Hal agonizes over his anniversary and begins sleepwalking; Reese catches him and learns he is programmable.

Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.

Hoping to reclaim his former glory, a fallen dominoes champion recruits his step-grandson to help him win an off-the-wall tournament.

Three buddies (Brian Hooks, Sticky Fingaz, J.T. Jackson) leave their Arizona town and head to California for a wild beach party.

Allie falls for a handsome pilot who lives in her building. But when he disappears Allie is left heartbroken until he shows up again. Dorian goes on a date with a girl who has a Jekyll and Hyde-like personality.

Reese tinkers with Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment; while selling candy for school, Dewey fibs that the money will be used to support the war on terrorism.

While visiting her father's secret Canadian family, Lois and the boys are dismayed to find out that the other family is absolutely perfect.

Everything goes out of control when Reese joins the Army, Hal is accused of insider trading, and Lois falls into a catatonic state.

Convinced he will be sent to jail, Hal imparts fatherly advice and confesses to Malcolm about his poor work ethic.

Reese parachutes into Afghanistan, and then, posing as an Afghan woman, he deserts the Army.

The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.

When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war, Hal enlists Reese's help.

Malcolm and Reese plot revenge after they realize their teenage neighbor, Jessica, has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay.

Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty's estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous "Brotherhood Initiation.".

Hal, jealous that Lois and the boys have made bigger and better Christmas gifts than he has, lies about the fabulous present he has in store for the family.

Hal agonizes over his anniversary and begins sleepwalking; Reese catches him and learns he is programmable.

When a demon compels Buffy and her friends to sing their hearts out, they reveal their most guarded secrets to one another.

When Willow casts a spell to make Buffy forget her sojourn in heaven, it goes hopelessly awry; Spike ducks a demon loan shark.

The chip in Spike's head malfunctions allowing him to prey on people again; Willow reunites with a formerly furry friend, who also practices black magic.

While fighting her attraction to Spike, Buffy fails to notice that Willow's addiction to black magic has spiraled out of control.

A social worker threatens to take guardianship of Dawn, while villains make Buffy invisible with a ray gun.

Lois becomes convinced that Jamie is out to get her when Jamie knocks over a cabinet and nearly crushes her.

Malcolm's dream of owning a classic car turns into a nightmare when he realizes he has purchased a lemon; Lois begs Hal to fix her horrible haircut and unearths his hidden talent with hair, making him popular in the neighborhood.

The boys spark a media frenzy by vandalizing a suggestive billboard and then turning it into a women's rights protest.

Both Dewey and Reese get a lesson in loyalty after one finds joy in the homemade treats and fabric softener of another mother, while the other bonds with neighborhood dogs.

As executor of a neighbor's living will, Hal must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug.

When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat.

When Dewey's grandmother (Cloris Leachman) loses a leg saving him from a truck, guilt consumes him, and he vows to find the leg and give it a proper burial.

Hal forbids Dewey from inviting Chad for a sleepover; Malcolm and Reese learn that they are not as popular as they thought they were.

Hal makes good on an old promise to take Francis on a motorcycle trip, during which the two bond over a bottle of 21-year-old scotch.

When Malcolm discovers a man living in the Lucky Aide, he agrees to keep his secret in exchange for information on his new crush, another employee.

Malcolm expects his music appreciation course to be easy but when he fails his first assignment, he turns to Dewey for tutoring to salvage his grade point average.

Both Dewey and Reese get a lesson in loyalty after one finds joy in the homemade treats and fabric softener of another mother, while the other bonds with neighborhood dogs.

When Hal finds that one of his sons has been dialing a 900 number, he tries to explain the error to the hotline and afterward forgets to hang up the phone, incurring an $800 charge.

When Hal is encouraged to become the president of the neighborhood association, Malcolm sees it as an opportunity to add some excitement to the community.

The boys secretly enter Lois in a beauty pageant as a joke, but when it becomes serious, they plot to help her win the crown.

When Malcolm and Reese try to sneak off to the Burning Man festival, Lois and Hal find out and decide to borrow an RV so it can be a family trip.

As she enters into her second marriage, television personality Vogue Williams explores the concept of monogamy in society and how it has changed over the years.

Television personality Vogue Williams travels across Europe to explore the world of sugar daddies, sugar babies and have common questions answered by those involved.

Women share how their experience of orgasms has improved thanks to better interpersonal communication, or just making time for themselves. Personal accounts reveal that, across the board, there's a turning point in learning how to have a better one.

In 1995, Tanya was on a double date driving through the mountains; the boys hunt down an elk and leave the girls stranded in the Utah wilderness; 19-year-old Sam dates a much older army veteran with a dark past and an insatiable sexual appetite.

When Phelisha agrees to date a white co-worker, she's shocked to see him dressed up as 50 Cent; Cory scores with a MILF, but leaves a treasured family heirloom at her house and must retrieve it the only way he knows how - in disguise.

Lois becomes convinced that Jamie is out to get her when Jamie knocks over a cabinet and nearly crushes her.

Malcolm's dream of owning a classic car turns into a nightmare when he realizes he has purchased a lemon; Lois begs Hal to fix her horrible haircut and unearths his hidden talent with hair, making him popular in the neighborhood.

The boys spark a media frenzy by vandalizing a suggestive billboard and then turning it into a women's rights protest.

Both Dewey and Reese get a lesson in loyalty after one finds joy in the homemade treats and fabric softener of another mother, while the other bonds with neighborhood dogs.

As executor of a neighbor's living will, Hal must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug.

When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat.

When Dewey's grandmother (Cloris Leachman) loses a leg saving him from a truck, guilt consumes him, and he vows to find the leg and give it a proper burial.

Hal forbids Dewey from inviting Chad for a sleepover; Malcolm and Reese learn that they are not as popular as they thought they were.

Hal makes good on an old promise to take Francis on a motorcycle trip, during which the two bond over a bottle of 21-year-old scotch.

When Malcolm discovers a man living in the Lucky Aide, he agrees to keep his secret in exchange for information on his new crush, another employee.

Malcolm expects his music appreciation course to be easy but when he fails his first assignment, he turns to Dewey for tutoring to salvage his grade point average.

Both Dewey and Reese get a lesson in loyalty after one finds joy in the homemade treats and fabric softener of another mother, while the other bonds with neighborhood dogs.

When Hal finds that one of his sons has been dialing a 900 number, he tries to explain the error to the hotline and afterward forgets to hang up the phone, incurring an $800 charge.

When Hal is encouraged to become the president of the neighborhood association, Malcolm sees it as an opportunity to add some excitement to the community.

The boys secretly enter Lois in a beauty pageant as a joke, but when it becomes serious, they plot to help her win the crown.

When Malcolm and Reese try to sneak off to the Burning Man festival, Lois and Hal find out and decide to borrow an RV so it can be a family trip.

While fighting her attraction to Spike, Buffy fails to notice that Willow's addiction to black magic has spiraled out of control.

A social worker threatens to take guardianship of Dawn, while villains make Buffy invisible with a ray gun.

Buffy smells a rat when she takes a job at a fast food joint and discovers something amiss with both the food and her coworkers.

The slayer tries to get to the bottom of why she returned from the grave strangely altered; Buffy's geeky archenemies frame her for murder.

When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt.

Hal catches Dewey smoking and makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.

Malcolm and Reese go on a Halloween tour of the neighborhood, and the first stop is at their house.

A neighbor's daughter uses her wiles to gain control of Lois' car, and Malcolm ends up in the driver's seat.

Sparks fly when Malcolm and his dimwitted but beautiful chemistry partner agree to a secret romantic relationship.

Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home but ends up knocking out the lights in the house.

When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts.

Lois finds a new babysitter, who is wonderful until she starts talking and drives Lois crazy.

When Hal and Lois receive a check for $10,000 made out to Malcolm, their first instinct is to keep it, until Dewey overhears their plan and wants a piece of the pie.

When Lois and Hal take Dewey out of town for a piano competition, they enlist Grandma Ida to watch over the boys.

Michael fears the worst when he discovers condoms in Claire's backpack; Jr. accidentally gives Kady a dose of dog medicine.

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.

The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.

Michael loses sight of his daughter in his quest to sell the most chocolate bars during a school candy drive.

Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying things that will benefit them, not the baby.

Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts; Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents.

Deported from the United States, two drug dealers (Ky-Mani Marley, Spragga Benz) travel to Miami and continue their violent ways.

As he prepares to be buried alive, magician Dynamo embarks on a soul-searching journey, seeking answers to his struggles with mental health through candid conversations with others, including Demi Lovato and Cara Delevingne.

The legacy of Kevin Hart, from his comedy to his LOL media empire.

When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt.

Hal catches Dewey smoking and makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.

Malcolm and Reese go on a Halloween tour of the neighborhood, and the first stop is at their house.

A neighbor's daughter uses her wiles to gain control of Lois' car, and Malcolm ends up in the driver's seat.

Sparks fly when Malcolm and his dimwitted but beautiful chemistry partner agree to a secret romantic relationship.

Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home but ends up knocking out the lights in the house.

When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts.

Lois finds a new babysitter, who is wonderful until she starts talking and drives Lois crazy.

When Hal and Lois receive a check for $10,000 made out to Malcolm, their first instinct is to keep it, until Dewey overhears their plan and wants a piece of the pie.

When Lois and Hal take Dewey out of town for a piano competition, they enlist Grandma Ida to watch over the boys.

Michael fears the worst when he discovers condoms in Claire's backpack; Jr. accidentally gives Kady a dose of dog medicine.

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.

The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.

Michael loses sight of his daughter in his quest to sell the most chocolate bars during a school candy drive.

Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying things that will benefit them, not the baby.

Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts; Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents.

Buffy smells a rat when she takes a job at a fast food joint and discovers something amiss with both the food and her coworkers.

The slayer tries to get to the bottom of why she returned from the grave strangely altered; Buffy's geeky archenemies frame her for murder.

When a mysterious demon grants Dawn's wish, Buffy and her birthday-party guests find themselves trapped in the Summers home.

Buffy's ex-boyfriend Riley returns to Sunnydale in search of a renegade demon while Xander and Anya prepare for their nuptials.

Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).

Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see basketball star LeBron James shoot hoops at Madison Square Garden.

Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Alone in the house, Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.

When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.

Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.

Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.

Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.

Dewey talks Francis into getting a job; Malcolm refuses to meet with college recruiters.

After Malcolm contracts infectious mononucleosis from Lois, the two must spend day and night together, quarantined in the same room.

Hal learns that his father has passed away, but because he never knew his father, he does not shed a tear.

Lois and Hal visit Francis to help him celebrate a year of sobriety, and they attend his AA meeting and learn that she drove him to drink.

Lois comes to the rescue when four popular high-school girls play a prank on Reese.

When Hal loses his tooth during a poker game, Trey tells him to come to his dental office, but when Hal gets his $2,000 bill, it causes a rift between the two friends.

Malcolm joins a dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he will need a partner who can step it up.

Malcolm cannot face the truth about Stevie's illness; Lois thinks she is losing her mind.

Reese tries to impress a cute vegetarian (Tara Lipinski) he meets at work; Malcolm tries to fool Lois and sneak off to a rock concert.

Malcolm aligns with the unpopular students to form an anti-prom protest they call "Morp."

Steph's guy from Tinder has a dungeon-like abode; Tara recounts her date with a pop star; Ariel turns to dating to distract himself from the passing of a close friend.

Laura offers to walk a man's dog and uses the opportunity to snoop through his house; Jordan goes out with a love interest but he blacks out from heavy drinking, leaving him to put the pieces back together of what happened the night before.

The family venture out on a weekend pop-up sale in the suburban area.

Major store repairs put Chandan's dream of a second location in jeopardy when Mom and Dad decide repairs come first.

The hunt for a second location is on, but the burbs are a bust when the family clashes on what will make the best location.

Mom and Dad hope nostalgia will keep the kids from leaving the store when the Festival of South Asia makes its return.

Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).

Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see basketball star LeBron James shoot hoops at Madison Square Garden.

Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Alone in the house, Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.

When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.

Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.

Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.

Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.

When a mysterious demon grants Dawn's wish, Buffy and her birthday-party guests find themselves trapped in the Summers home.

Buffy's ex-boyfriend Riley returns to Sunnydale in search of a renegade demon while Xander and Anya prepare for their nuptials.

Xander gets cold feet on the brink of his wedding to Anya after a bizarre stranger plants seeds of doubt in his mind.

After being poisoned, Buffy comes to believe that she is confined to a mental hospital and that her life as a slayer never really existed.

Dewey talks Francis into getting a job; Malcolm refuses to meet with college recruiters.

After Malcolm contracts infectious mononucleosis from Lois, the two must spend day and night together, quarantined in the same room.

Hal learns that his father has passed away, but because he never knew his father, he does not shed a tear.

Lois and Hal visit Francis to help him celebrate a year of sobriety, and they attend his AA meeting and learn that she drove him to drink.

Lois comes to the rescue when four popular high-school girls play a prank on Reese.

When Hal loses his tooth during a poker game, Trey tells him to come to his dental office, but when Hal gets his $2,000 bill, it causes a rift between the two friends.

Malcolm joins a dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he will need a partner who can step it up.

Malcolm cannot face the truth about Stevie's illness; Lois thinks she is losing her mind.

Reese tries to impress a cute vegetarian (Tara Lipinski) he meets at work; Malcolm tries to fool Lois and sneak off to a rock concert.

Malcolm aligns with the unpopular students to form an anti-prom protest they call "Morp."

While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.

Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.

A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Michael cannot concentrate on anything else after he learns that he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.

Malcolm works on his valedictory speech; Hal sees a loan shark; Reese tries to become a janitor; Louis has lofty expectations for Malcolm; Grandma Ida returns.

When his oldest brother is sent to military camp, a boy genius is the middle child between two other brothers.

When Lois finds her new dress burned and left in the toilet, she tries to get a confession from one of the boys.

When Francis is left in charge of his brothers, mayhem ensues, and Malcolm gets hurt, requiring hospitalization.

Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) is guilt-ridden after beating up a school bully who turns out to be just a 7-year-old brat. With Jane Kaczmarek and Christopher Kennedy Masterson.

Malcolm enjoys baby-sitting for a normal family until he finds out he has been under camera surveillance.

When Malcolm and Stevie (Frankie Muniz, guest star Craig Lamar Traylor) sneak out to an arcade at night, Stevie's wheelchair is stolen.

After his phone privileges are taken away, a lovesick Francis leaves military school to see his girlfriend Bebe.

A very special episode takes Weezy to Paris, where she'll be tasting more than the cuisine.

Glenn strikes gold when a gorgeous man asks him on a gym date, but it deteriorates quickly as the man has serious rage issues; Hannah is charmed by a classmate's powerful performance; Jesse agrees to meet a guy from a dating app that is into kink.

Gabe plans a picturesque date on a sailboat, but it quickly goes awry; while working her first job at a carnival, Amy gets asked out by a corny manager; fresh out of being un-engaged, Victoria's date goes from romantic to creepy very quickly.

The hunt for a second location is on, but the burbs are a bust when the family clashes on what will make the best location.

Mom and Dad hope nostalgia will keep the kids from leaving the store when the Festival of South Asia makes its return.

Kuki's sweet tooth has the family keeping a watchful eye on his diet, but for Kuki what they don't see won't hurt them.

It's game on when a posters vs. mannequins debate sees the family on opposite sides of marketing techniques.

Malcolm works on his valedictory speech; Hal sees a loan shark; Reese tries to become a janitor; Louis has lofty expectations for Malcolm; Grandma Ida returns.

When his oldest brother is sent to military camp, a boy genius is the middle child between two other brothers.

When Lois finds her new dress burned and left in the toilet, she tries to get a confession from one of the boys.

When Francis is left in charge of his brothers, mayhem ensues, and Malcolm gets hurt, requiring hospitalization.

Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) is guilt-ridden after beating up a school bully who turns out to be just a 7-year-old brat. With Jane Kaczmarek and Christopher Kennedy Masterson.

Malcolm enjoys baby-sitting for a normal family until he finds out he has been under camera surveillance.

When Malcolm and Stevie (Frankie Muniz, guest star Craig Lamar Traylor) sneak out to an arcade at night, Stevie's wheelchair is stolen.

After his phone privileges are taken away, a lovesick Francis leaves military school to see his girlfriend Bebe.

Xander gets cold feet on the brink of his wedding to Anya after a bizarre stranger plants seeds of doubt in his mind.

After being poisoned, Buffy comes to believe that she is confined to a mental hospital and that her life as a slayer never really existed.

Anya plots a hideous revenge against Xander for leaving her at the altar; Willow and Tara rekindle their romance, while Buffy tries to terminate her relationship with Spike.

The friends have mixed reactions that deepen Buffy's remorse when they find out about her secret relationship with Spike.

Tara's sudden death pushes Willow over the edge. After magically saving Buffy from her own wounds, Willow, consumed by anger and dark magic, hunts down Warren and tortures and kills him.

While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.

Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.

A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Michael cannot concentrate on anything else after he learns that he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.

Lois has a showdown with the other mothers at a Krelboyne picnic, while Reese preys upon Malcolm's gifted classmates.

Lois (Jane Kaczmarek) loses her job at the pharmacy after Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) and his brothers blow up the store's steam cleaner.

Hal (Bryan Cranston) secretly takes Malcolm, Reese and Dewey (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan) to the stock-car races on a school day.

Exasperated with nonstop complaints, Lois throws in the towel, which leads to the rapid breakdown of family life.

Following Malcolm's advice, Reese joins the cheerleading squad to impress the object of his affection.

In order to get in-line skates, Malcolm must go through Hal's rollerskate training program.

Chaos ensues when Malcolm invites his Krelboyne classmates over to his house to build a robot for a competition.

On Monday morning, Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) and his brothers convince their ailing mother (Jane Kaczmarek) that it's Sunday.

Exploring Elvis' life through the eyes of The Memphis Mafia- a select group of friends he entrusted with his life- from the highs to the lows.

The Beatles took the world by storm in the 1960s and are still the best-selling band of all time with 183 million sales worldwide.

A dramatic step-by-step breakdown behind the lead up to John Lennon's murder on Dec. 8, 1980.

Naturalist Okefenokee Joe and guests discuss the great outdoors.

Kuki's sweet tooth has the family keeping a watchful eye on his diet, but for Kuki what they don't see won't hurt them.

It's game on when a posters vs. mannequins debate sees the family on opposite sides of marketing techniques.

Mom puts Chandni and Roop in charge of an important event; Chandan is put on ice while organizing a surprise for Kuki.

Kuki is missing when the family prepares for its first solo fashion show and the clock ticks down to Diwali.

Lois has a showdown with the other mothers at a Krelboyne picnic, while Reese preys upon Malcolm's gifted classmates.

Lois (Jane Kaczmarek) loses her job at the pharmacy after Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) and his brothers blow up the store's steam cleaner.

Hal (Bryan Cranston) secretly takes Malcolm, Reese and Dewey (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan) to the stock-car races on a school day.

Exasperated with nonstop complaints, Lois throws in the towel, which leads to the rapid breakdown of family life.

Following Malcolm's advice, Reese joins the cheerleading squad to impress the object of his affection.

In order to get in-line skates, Malcolm must go through Hal's rollerskate training program.

Chaos ensues when Malcolm invites his Krelboyne classmates over to his house to build a robot for a competition.

On Monday morning, Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) and his brothers convince their ailing mother (Jane Kaczmarek) that it's Sunday.

Anya plots a hideous revenge against Xander for leaving her at the altar; Willow and Tara rekindle their romance, while Buffy tries to terminate her relationship with Spike.

The friends have mixed reactions that deepen Buffy's remorse when they find out about her secret relationship with Spike.

Tara's sudden death pushes Willow over the edge. After magically saving Buffy from her own wounds, Willow, consumed by anger and dark magic, hunts down Warren and tortures and kills him.

Vengeance fuels Willow's ill-fated return to the black arts, following the death of her friend; Spike leaves Sunnydale to embark on a mysterious quest.

Despite his powers, even Giles can't stop Willow's insatiable rage as her vengeance explodes into a campaign to destroy the world.

The family goes to a water park, leaving Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) at home with a no-nonsense baby sitter (guest star Bea Arthur). With Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Justin Berfield.

Dewey continues to wander around lost while Malcolm and his family are stuck in an all-day traffic jam.

Francis makes up for missing Halloween by concocting the messiest prank the neighborhood has ever seen.

Lois runs away from home after her husband forgets her birthday and the boys buy candy instead of a gift.

Lois anticipates a civilized evening of adult conversation when she accepts a dinner invitation from Stevie's parents.

Hal, Malcolm and Reese wander into a desert artillery range after being banned from a casino for counting cards.

Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) compete against Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) for the attentions of their beautiful baby sitter.

Lois and her co-worker Craig are taken hostage at the drugstore; Hal brings home an armoire infested with bats.

Malcolm fakes a mental breakdown to avoid the silly costumes and folk dancing during medieval week at school.

When Malcolm takes a role in a play, his Krelboyne classmates must come to his rescue on opening night.

As a family prepares for a final Christmas together in their family home, Michelle works to redefine her relationships with her father and siblings.

Kelly Brooks has given up on finding love during the holiday season until her childhood friend returns home for Christmas to win her heart.

Career-driven investment banker Elle has given up on love until she meets Wesley, who invites her to his hometown in South Carolina, where she rediscovers the spirit of Christmas.

A fashion executive's trip to Milan takes a bad turn when he is kidnapped and held for ransom money. Little does he or his abductors know that the small cottage they end up spending the night in is under a gypsy love spell.

Emmett, a 12-year-old prodigy, and a local crime novelist named Mary team up to clear Emmett's brother's name.

Discontinued uncovers the rise and fall of things from the past. The episode focuses on four diverse topics: Blockbuster, Talkboy, the Lotus Esprit and MacGyver.

Following the journey of acclaimed filmmakers Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller Rogen as they navigate the complexities and heartbreak of Lauren's mother's Alzheimer's disease.

The family goes to a water park, leaving Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) at home with a no-nonsense baby sitter (guest star Bea Arthur). With Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Justin Berfield.

Dewey continues to wander around lost while Malcolm and his family are stuck in an all-day traffic jam.

Francis makes up for missing Halloween by concocting the messiest prank the neighborhood has ever seen.

Lois runs away from home after her husband forgets her birthday and the boys buy candy instead of a gift.

Lois anticipates a civilized evening of adult conversation when she accepts a dinner invitation from Stevie's parents.

Hal, Malcolm and Reese wander into a desert artillery range after being banned from a casino for counting cards.

Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) compete against Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) for the attentions of their beautiful baby sitter.

Lois and her co-worker Craig are taken hostage at the drugstore; Hal brings home an armoire infested with bats.

Malcolm fakes a mental breakdown to avoid the silly costumes and folk dancing during medieval week at school.

When Malcolm takes a role in a play, his Krelboyne classmates must come to his rescue on opening night.

Vengeance fuels Willow's ill-fated return to the black arts, following the death of her friend; Spike leaves Sunnydale to embark on a mysterious quest.

Despite his powers, even Giles can't stop Willow's insatiable rage as her vengeance explodes into a campaign to destroy the world.

Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) becomes a target for up-and-coming bullies after big brother Reese (Justin Berfield) gets beaten up by a girl.

Lois forces Malcolm to befriend the meanest old lady on the block; Dewey begins carrying a purse to school.

When a girl develops a crush on Malcolm (Frankie Muniz), he reciprocates by throwing a brick through her window. With Jane Kaczmarek.

The new neighbors terrorize Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield), while their garden gnome stalks Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan). Guest stars: Robin Riker, Gregory Jbara, Michael Welch and Dakota Fanning.

Hal (Bryan Cranston) suffers a midlife crisis on career day at Dewey's (Erik Per Sullivan) school and decides to become a painter.

Lois' parents (Cloris Leachman, Robert Loggia) visit and insist on providing financial assistance to the family.

A policeman impounds Lois' car because of 16 unpaid parking tickets.

The hospital admits Malcolm for appendicitis.

Hal enrolls Reese and himself in a father/son cooking class.

Lois enlists Malcolm to tutor Reese.