Lackluster baseball players (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear their Cleveland team's new owner is counting on them to lose.

Lackluster baseball players (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear their Cleveland team's new owner is counting on them to lose.

A bumbling relative gets the chance to redeem himself when he's called upon to look after his brother's three children.

A bumbling relative gets the chance to redeem himself when he's called upon to look after his brother's three children.

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

The Jokers must send bizarre texts and pose as security guards, doing and saying whatever they're told; the losing Joker will be part of an elf orientation hosted by guest star Michael Ian Black.

The Jokers mix it up at an after-dark social event, and try getting park-goers to sign up for bizarre subscriptions; the losing Joker gets into an unforgettable battle of the sexes with special guest Kim Fields.

The Jokers ask random park goers to watch their grandma while they make a quick errand, then a fake documentary interviews them; the losing Joker gets dressed as a clown and punished by the other Jokers and returning special guest, Eric Andre.

The Jokers pose as lawyers with ridiculous contracts and mean no disrespect yet say disrespectful things to shoppers; the losing Joker is coached by Harvey Guillen on his latest acting method.

The Jokers have an over-the-top reaction to a phone call and offer absurd event tickets to people on the street; the losing Joker is joined by Alf, the alien.

The Jokers are bad receptionists and must do and say what the other guys tell them; a Joker vs Joker challenge with Joey Fatone, followed by Joey Fatone's epic punishment culminated by the Joker's previous punishments.

Rachel is worried about her sister's flirtation with Ross; sickly Monica is well enough to seduce Chandler; Joey uses free food to lure women to date him.

Rachel and her sister get into a heated sibling rivalry over Ross; Chandler confesses he hasn't cried since he was a child.

When Rachel tells her friends about Barry and Mindy's impending divorce, the others speculate how their lives could have turned out if they had chosen different paths.

Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage; Rachel goes to Joey's and kisses him; Rachel catches Barry cheating.

Chandler's anniversary gift to Monica is really one an ex-girlfriend gave him; Joey hires a look-alike; Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel.

Ross toys with dating one of his students; a curling iron starts a fire in Phoebe and Rachel's apartment.

A bumbling relative gets the chance to redeem himself when he's called upon to look after his brother's three children.

Lackluster baseball players (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear their Cleveland team's new owner is counting on them to lose.

The owner (Vince Vaughn) of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur (Ben Stiller) form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.

A look at who will triumph with no one to rely on but themselves, Sergeant Stripper, the Swallower, the Cruise Director, or Dances with Whales.

When Sheldon must teach a class, Howard decides to take it; Amy takes advantage of the tension between Penny and Bernadette.

Wolowitz feels nervous when he is asked to throw the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels game; Penny and Leonard want to prove Sheldon wrong after he says he and Amy are the better couple.

Raj's honesty comes back to haunt him when his new girlfriend is unfriendly to Penny; the guys think about becoming part owners in Stuart's store.

During their weekend in Las Vegas, Bernadette and Amy accuse Penny of being a buzz kill; the guys try to invent the next big thing.

Raj and Sheldon try to simulate a dark-matter research expedition; after a fight about money, Penny and Leonard turn to Bernadette and Wolowitz for advice.

The guys try to help when Penny is faced with an awkward dilemma at work; Bernadette and Amy discuss sexuality and female scientists.

Sheldon feels pressured to participate in romantic traditions when the gang re-creates a high-school prom on the roof.

Leonard has minor surgery on his nose, causing Sheldon to overreact; Bernadette and Howard work on their marriage.

Sheldon says goodbye to Fun With Flags; Howard, Leonard and Raj look through their dead professor's research; Bernadette learns her co-workers' true feelings.

The owner (Vince Vaughn) of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur (Ben Stiller) form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.

Five highly competitive friends hit the ground running for their yearly, no-holds-barred game of tag -- risking their necks, their jobs and their relationships to take one another down.

Two terminally ill men leave their hospital ward and set out to complete a list of things they want to do before they die.

Carl lands a film role when he moonlights as a movie-set security guard.

The Winslows do double takes when Steve accidentally clones himself.

Steve transports himself, his clone and the Winslows to Paris, where romance blossoms for Laura; Steve is held captive by a beautiful scientist.

Sheldon discovers that Mary's been keeping a secret about him; Meemaw is furious when she learns Dale fired Georgie.

After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college; Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.

Sheldon gets a summer job at the local train museum; Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood; Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure.

With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels; Mary and George Sr. argue over parenting styles.

Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige when their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School; George is furious after Georgie makes a questionable purchase.

Dale and Meemaw work out relationship issues while playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sheldon and Missy; Mary and George take a trip with coach Wilkins and his wife; Georgie's girlfriend thinks she's pregnant.

Monica and Phoebe compete to find Rachel a date; Joey tries to con his friends into buying him a new refrigerator.

Chandler jeopardizes Joey's chances for the lead role in a TV series when he forgets to take down a message.

Ross recruits some friends to go with him on his first meeting with Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis); Phoebe makes Chandler and Monica paranoid by chronicling their every move.

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

Chandler asks Phoebe to help him choose a special ring; Rachel urges Paul (Bruce Willis) to express his feelings.

Chandler continues to pretend to hate the idea of marriage, unaware Richard wants Monica back; Rachel and Phoebe discuss their backup plans.

Monica and Chandler encounter Richard (Tom Selleck), Monica's former boyfriend, in a romantic restaurant.

Monica feels that Rachel is trying to steal the spotlight from her engagement; Chandler worries about his performance in the bedroom.

Monica learns what her parents have done with her wedding fund; Joey teases Rachel about her late-night reading material.

Chandler's efforts to bond with Monica's father (Elliott Gould) backfire during a racquetball game; Rachel tries to teach Joey how to sail; Monica tries to replicate Phoebe's grandmother's cookie recipe.

Rachel considers hiring an inexperienced but handsome man over a better qualified woman as her executive assistant.

Rachel makes her handsome new assistant (Eddie Cahill) hang out with Joey rather than the women in her office.

Monica makes Chandler apologize to an old girlfriend (Stacy Galina) for leaving her because she was fat; Monica struggles to select a maid of honor.

Leonard and Wolowitz clash over a work emergency; Amy throws a Victorian Christmas party which Sheldon resents.

When the guys agree to do something the girls like, Sheldon and Leonard end up having a confrontation.

Sheldon asks his friends to challenge him in hope of achieving a scientific breakthrough; Wolowitz invents a game about Raj.

Sheldon and Leonard must defend themselves from an online bully's criticism after they co-publish a paper; Bernadette, Penny and Amy confront embarrassing moments during a girls night.

While the gang waits for the reopening of Stuart's comic book store Wolowitz gets some shocking news; Penny has trouble taking her own advice; Leonard and Raj think they spot Nathan Fillion at a restaurant.

Penny and Sheldon design an experiment -- as a joke -- to make participants fall in love; Howard and Bernadette get into trouble at the airport.

Amy finds out that Sheldon applied for a one-way mission to colonize Mars; a trip to the pet store leads to a fight; Leonard has a surprise for Penny; Raj is busted while snooping in Emily's apartment.

A magazine article only credits Sheldon in an article about a paper he co-wrote with Leonard; a blackout at Mrs. Wolowitz's results in a final dinner in her honor.

When Sheldon and Leonard are asked to speak at UC Berkeley, they take a detour in hope of meeting an idol; Raj and Amy try to settle a dispute between Howard and Bernadette with a game of pingpong.

Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort -- and come to a crossroads in their relationship; Wolowitz meets a half-brother he didn't know he had; Leonard and Penny have an argument during an appearance on Wil Wheaton's podcast.

The guys fight over what message Raj should write for NASA in case of alien contact; Penny has to decide between auditioning for a movie or keeping her pharmaceutical sales job.

Wolowitz questions his engineering skills after he and Sheldon can't get a toy drone to fly; a canceled flight puts Leonard's plans in jeopardy; Raj sets his parents against one another after he's cut off financially.

When Sheldon's and Leonard's mothers finally meet, personalities collide; Howard decides to do his share of the chores -- with a little help from his friends.

While facing dramatic changes in his relationship with Amy, Sheldon pushes Penny and Leonard to choose a wedding date.

Sheldon struggles to understand what is going on with Amy; Penny must decide if she can get past Leonard's bad behavior.

A look at who will triumph with no one to rely on but themselves, Sergeant Stripper, the Swallower, the Cruise Director, or Dances with Whales.

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the arena football team to stop playing; Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings; Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.

Stan becomes addicted to dying after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack; Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity hazes him.

The family competes on the reality show, "The Bitchin' Race," but after Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine to team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.

Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family; Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with "American Pickers.".

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena; Roger pretends to be an escort.

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together; Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck; Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.

Steve transports himself, his clone and the Winslows to Paris, where romance blossoms for Laura; Steve is held captive by a beautiful scientist.

Carl's attempt to rescue Steve from the clutches of his kidnapper leads to a mad dash around Paris.

Steve finds popularity among the technologically inclined at BIT; Laura makes a break and moves in with Myra.

The Winslows realize their feelings for 3J when he runs away from the group home.

College orientation does not go as Sheldon planned; Mary is invited to a party when she's mistaken for a university student; George Sr. helps Pastor Jeff set up a children's nursery.

Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher, professor Ericson; Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.

Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher sends him into a tailspin; George Sr. learns Georgie has been cutting class.

Sheldon and George Sr. have dinner with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor; Georgie gives Missy some brotherly advice when Mary won't let her go to the school dance; Dale and June convince Meemaw to attend their son's wedding.

Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant; Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a business venture.

Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students at college; Georgie gets a pager.

Ross' doctoral dissertation is stored in a remote corner of the university library frequently used by students having sex; Rachel and Phoebe bond with Joey's date (Kristin Davis), then try to convince him to continue seeing her.

Joey may have ruined Rachel's chances with Tag (Eddie Cahill) when he opens his mouth during Thanksgiving dinner.

Rachel finds it embarrassing that she is paying the way for her hunky new boyfriend (Eddie Cahill), who is also her assistant at work.

Ross' attempts to introduce his son, Ben, to Hanukkah are thwarted by the tyke's like of all things Christmas.

Phoebe and Joey are at odds when she tries to cancel their weekly dinner plans so she can meet an old beau.

During their first night together, Rachel and Tag realize they forgot to ship out an important package at the office.

On her first day as a telemarketer, Phoebe encounters a distraught man (Jason Alexander) who is determined to end his life.

Celebrating Rachel's 30th birthday inspires the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays -- Joey got angry with God for breaking their deal; Ross bought a sports car; Monica got drunk and embarrassed herself at her surprise party.

Joey accidentally informs a cast member (Susan Sarandon) that she will be fired so that his character will get her character's brain.

Monica and Chandler fondly reminisce about London until a startling revelation leaves Chandler floored.

Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress.

Joey is overjoyed to be nominated for a "Soapie" award; engaged Monica frets when she realizes she will never experience the thrill of a new relationship again; Ross spots Chandler sneaking out of a male strip club.

Joey auditions for a big role which will require him to appear naked; Rachel and Phoebe plan Monica's bridal shower; Ross and Monica's attractive cousin visits and stirs the passions of all men who meet her.

Leonard tries to ease Penny's mind; Sheldon plans a special episode of "Fun With Flags"; Bernadette feels bad about keeping a secret.

A flat tire during Leonard's bachelor party weekend in Mexico tests the guys' skills; Penny is compelled to tell her family that she and Leonard eloped.

Barry Kripke expresses interest in Amy while leading a fencing lesson for the guys; when Stuart tries to attract female customers to the store, Penny, Amy and Bernadette help out.

Leonard and Sheldon go to great lengths to secure the helium they need during a nation-wide shortage; Bernadette and Penny try to to find Amy a new man on a dating app.

Sheldon struggles to keep his emotions in check when he is interviewed for a documentary about Spock; Penny and Leonard make a surprising discovery; Wolowitz and Bernadette get into a disagreement about remodeling his childhood home.

Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali post an ad online to find a new girlfriend for Sheldon; Penny and Bernadette decide to spy when Amy is secretive about who she is dating.

Amy and Sheldon spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium -- as friends; Wolowitz volunteers at the soup kitchen with Raj, Emily and Bernadette; Penny realizes that Leonard knows her better than she thought.

Sheldon has a song stuck in his head; despite their awkward date, Amy asks Dave over for dinner; Koothrappali and Wolowitz are obsessed with a fan of their band.

After dating for more than five years, Amy and Sheldon spend the night together for the first time; Leonard, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali must decide what to do with an extra movie ticket.

Zombie scare actors, a blended family, and a pair of hopeful Chiropractors take on the Wipeout course.

A look at who will triumph with no one to rely on but themselves, Sergeant Stripper, the Swallower, the Cruise Director, or Dances with Whales.

Cam finally gets a chance to shine when he is asked to preside over the high school graduation ceremony at the last minute; Jay gives the commencement address; Claire runs into her former high school rival who brings out the worst in her.

The birth of Haley and Dylan's twins approaches; a look back at how the family members celebrated their birthdays over the past year.

Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better; Manny is set to direct Jay's dog bed commercial in hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend back.

Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before they make her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine; Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting in an attempt to spend some quality time together.

Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke realize the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, so they offer to give Haley the day off.

Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party; with Gloria's new internship taking up so much of her time, Jay starts feeling particularly neglected.

Phil is determined to scare Claire on Halloween; Gloria feels self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she is Jay's wife; Mitch and Cam go to the WeHo Halloween Carnival after Lily decides to go to her first Halloween party alone.

Gloria uses her alone time with the twins as an opportunity to secretly baptize them before Haley and Dylan get home; Claire deals with the fallout from the smart closet fiasco; Cam feuds with his school's mascot.

Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they have split up; Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner as a thank you for Claire and Phil's support with the twins; Jay invites Phil and Dylan out to fly his model plane.

The Dunphy house is bursting at the seams when Dylan's hippie mom moves in and Claire's lonely stepdad, Jerry, wants to pay them a visit; Jay and Gloria attempt to help Manny get over his big breakup with Sherry.

Mitchell suspects Cameron has an ulterior motive for keeping everyone happy for Christmas dinner; Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer to work at his dog bed company; Luke has to deal with the consequences of kissing Manny's ex-girlfriend Sherri.

Alex's company puts her up at a new luxury apartment building with a number of high-profile residents that the family is eager to take advantage of; Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant's famous sliders for his food blog.

Phil pays a visit to his dad after hearing some concerning news about him; Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia that triggers them to reevaluate a long-held story about their first family vacation.

Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when a former resident of the house shows up unexpectedly; the Dunphys' old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, comes to visit with a big surprise for Phil; Manny's dad has a big opportunity for his son.

The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan heads to Paris so Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry; Claire has a secret rendezvous; Cam finally gets a chance to perform as Fizbo on the streets of Paris.

Phil and Claire take Haley and Dylan to dinner to reassure them they are not bad parents; Mitch and Cam chaperone on Lily's first date; Jay and Gloria attend Joe's school play.

Sheldon, Dr. Linkletter and Meemaw team up on a science experiment; Mary is jealous that Pastor Jeff and Brenda are spending time together; Georgie has a new side hustle.

Meemaw is forced to take the church shuttle while her car is in the shop.

When the IRS accuses Sheldon of making a mistake, he'll stop at nothing to prove them wrong; Dale is forced to get a colonoscopy and tries to convince Meemaw to join him.

Sheldon is caught in a moral dilemma when offered a bootleg copy of a computer game he can't afford; Mary and Meemaw take Brenda out for girls' night; Missy asks Georgie to take her and Marcus on a secret date.

Sheldon finds himself at odds with Paige when she considers enrolling at East Texas Tech.; Mary seeks June's advice when looking for a change.

The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr. Sturgis comes over for dinner.

A college friend with whom Rachel shared an embarrassing and passionate moment shows up at Central Perk; Chandler and Ross argue for possession of Val Kilmer's tuxedo; Joey drives Monica crazy over the wedding schedule.

With only four weeks until their wedding, Monica and Chandler try to write their vows; Chandler enlists the boys' help, while Monica does the same with the girls.

Trying to ensure an ideal wedding, Monica arranges a meeting so Chandler and his estranged father can reconcile.

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

Ross tries to find Chandler with Phoebe's help; Rachel tries to hinder Monica.

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

The gals speculate about the father of Rachel's baby, the guys scramble after Chandler loses the film from his wedding.

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

Ross and Rachel argue over how they ended up in bed together weeks earlier, so Ross announces he has the encounter on tape.

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star (Johnny Messner); Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

Rachel wants to find her own apartment; Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric (Sean Penn) dumps Ursula to date her.

Chandler finds out that Monica had a bachelorette party, even though they promised not to have parties; Rachel takes Phoebe along to dinner with Rachel's dad, because she is afraid he will be angry when she tells him she's pregnant.

An impending change to his living arrangements inspires Sheldon to revert to 2003, before he met Penny and Leonard; Raj and Howard form a band.

Leonard agrees to meet with a psychiatrist (Jane Kaczmarek) on Penny's behalf; Sheldon and Koothrappali work together on an astronomical discovery; Wolowitz and Bernadette struggle with their feelings when Stuart moves out.

After dealing with Sheldon while he was sick, Leonard, Penny and the gang attempt to treat themselves to a Sheldon-free weekend.

Sheldon's excitement about his Meemaw's visit fades when she butts heads with Amy; Raj questions his relationship with Emily after meeting someone new.

Amy and Sheldon host a Valentine's Day edition of Fun With Flags; Penny and Leonard wrestle with getting older; Howard and Bernadette make a discovery in their hot tub; Raj is torn between Emily and another woman.

The gang celebrates news of Bernadette's pregnancy by singing karaoke; Wolowitz's reaction to the pregnancy announcement worries Bernadette; Wolowitz believes he needs to make more money to support his growing family.

For the first time in nine years, the gang celebrates Sheldon's birthday -- surprising him with a special guest.

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.

Zombie scare actors, a blended family, and a pair of hopeful Chiropractors take on the Wipeout course.

A look at who will triumph with no one to rely on but themselves, Sergeant Stripper, the Swallower, the Cruise Director, or Dances with Whales.

Q and Murr hang around watching outtakes, as they wait for Sal to show up with dinner.

Three comedians and lifelong friends compete to embarrass each other amongst the general public with a series of hilarious and outrageous dares.

Mitchell is having a hard time letting go of his old life and Gloria steps in to help him say goodbye; Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house when Claire and Phil leave for a trip; Dylan's mom takes the twins for the night.

Mitchell and Cam settle into their new normal; Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out; as Gloria becomes more successful at work, she notices Jay and the kids don't seem to need her as much.

The family struggles with goodbyes.

Jay has grown children, grandchildren and a gorgeous young wife, who has a preteen son of her own; all together they must bridge generational, cultural and social gaps.

Phil is determined to help Luke prove he is responsible enough to have a new bike; Jay and Manny have some father and son time.

Jay reluctantly takes Phil on a model-airplane excursion, and Gloria goes shopping with Alex. Meanwhile, Claire and Manny get to know each other as siblings.

Jay's ex-wife, Dede (Shelley Long), tries to make amends with everyone she offended at Jay and Gloria's wedding.

Tensions rise during a day of barbecue and football at Jay and Gloria's in the wake of an incident between Manny and Luke at school.

Jay and Gloria have a disagreement about Manny's choice of outfit for his first day back at school; Cameron and Mitchell freak out when Lily gets a bump on the head.

The family comes out to support Manny's newfound interest, fencing; Phil is determined to find Luke's hidden talent.

Claire wants to surprise Phil with a private performance by one of their favorite musicians (Edward Norton); Cameron and Mitchell invite their friend Sal (Elizabeth Banks) out for a night on the town.

Missy's first disappointment in love triggers a series of events that leads the Cooper family to the edge of an abyss.

Sheldon and Missy both run away from home together; Mary gets some upsetting news about her husband, George.

Sheldon encourages Missy to question the Bible; Meemaw is determined to catch George Sr. in a lie; Mary helps Pastor Jeff search for a youth pastor.

Sheldon tries to convince Dr. Sturgis to return to the university; Georgie upsets the family when he makes a life-changing decision.

Meemaw opens a secret gambling room; Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements.

Sheldon and Dr. Linkletter struggle to solve an equation; Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes; George Sr. gives advice on Missy's love life.

Monica encounters a high-school friend (guest star Brad Pitt) and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Chandler is aghast when Monica buys expensive boots; Phoebe discovers that Ross' son attends school with Sting's son.

Ross' new girlfriend wants to put their photograph on Christmas cards; Rachel eyes Joey as a possible partner.

Rachel and Joey might become more than friends; Chandler sets a Ms. Pac-Man record; Ross breaks land-speed records.

Joey might declare his love for Rachel, or Phoebe; Rachel breaks a pact with Ross; Chandler becomes mister bubble bath.

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.

Joey confesses his true feelings for Rachel; Phoebe introduces Monica to her new boyfriend (Harry Van Gorkum).

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey; Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's (Marlo Thomas) offer to move in to help with the child.

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz file for a patent on their new invention; Penny, Amy and Bernadette give dating advice to Koothrappali after his breakup with Emily.

Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop; Leonard and Wolowitz get sold out by Koothrappali after lying to their wives to attend a movie screening.

Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Koothrappali goes all out with pregnancy gifts.

During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.

The gang runs into Penny's old boyfriend while out at a wine bar; Bernadette spends an evening with Sheldon; Koothrappali's introduction of his new girlfriend doesn't go as planned.

Sheldon wants to go to a movie screening, so he pays Stuart to spend the day with Amy; Penny has a difficult time connecting with Leonard's visiting mother.

Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother visit; when they are contacted about their guidance system, Wolowitz and Koothrappali think the government is after them.

The group struggles through an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father spend an evening together; Penny's family arrives.

Wolowitz has a meeting with Colonel Williams, a representative from the Air Force Department of Material Command.

Sheldon tries to stay awake with an energy drink as the gang races to finish its government project on time; Penny and Amy attend a gathering at Bert the Geologist's house; Koothrappali learns Bernadette's true feeling about her pregnancy.

After her apartment floods, Amy suggests that she and Sheldon move in together; Koothrappali finds out the gender of Howard and Bernadette's baby before they do.

Things do not run smoothly when Amy moves in with Sheldon, and Leonard and Penny have to intervene; Howard and Bernadette find unexpected guests at their house when they decide to cancel their vacation plans.

Penny learns there are fans of her performance in "Serial Ape-ist" when she and Leonard attend a Comic Con event; Amy hosts a brunch at Penny's apartment; Wolowitz makes an impulsive purchase.

When a doubting young boy takes a train ride to the North Pole, he embarks on a journey of self-discovery that shows him that the wonder of life never fades for those who believe.

When a doubting young boy takes a train ride to the North Pole, he embarks on a journey of self-discovery that shows him that the wonder of life never fades for those who believe.

Claire and Phil decide to plan the biggest and best birthday party for Luke.

Claire and Phil threaten to take away Christmas when the kids get into trouble; Cameron and Mitchell take Lily to have her first picture taken with Santa.

Gloria does not like Jay's reaction to the arrival of Manny's father (Benjamin Bratt); Phil is rushed to the hospital; Mitchell and Cameron try to sleep-train Lily.

When Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it is Luke's doing, guilty Phil does not correct her; Jay and Gloria disagree over his beloved, life-size dog butler statue; Cameron involves himself in the gardener's woes.

Mitchell plants an idea in Jay's head; Manny's date gets a makeover from Gloria.

A visit from an old friend (Minnie Driver) leaves Claire feeling inadequate; Mitchell tries to help Gloria with some legal issues.

Claire and Phil plan a Valentine's Day excursion; Jay takes Gloria to a comedy show; Cameron and Mitchell try to play cupid for Manny.

Phil tries to conquer his fear of the dark when he and Luke go on a discovery expedition underneath the house; Mitchell and Cameron invite Lily's pediatrician over for brunch.

Missy asks some uncomfortable questions at church; Meemaw and Georgie go into business together.

Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher; Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.

Sheldon battles President Hagemeyer's mysterious boss over the university's science requirements; Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.

Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how to not think; George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house.

Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself; Meemaw gains an unwanted business partner.

Sheldon acts as Mary's spy during a youth lock-in at church; Georgie is attracted to an older woman.

Monica and Phoebe make a bet after Rachel passes her delivery date; Chandler falls asleep at the premiere screening of Joey's new film.

Rachel goes into labor, enduring endless pain while anxious Ross hovers nearby and her waiting friends wreak havoc in the hospital.

After Rachel gives birth to her baby, she must confront relationship issues around her.

Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed; Joey sneaks a peek as Rachel tries unsuccessfully to nurse; Monica and Chandler retire to a supply closet for privacy.

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks; Phoebe fears losing her boyfriend.

While Phoebe and Joey wait at a fancy restaurant to celebrate Phoebe's birthday, Rachel is afraid to leave her infant with a babysitter; Monica and Chandler also fail to arrive on time after they fight over Chandler's urge to resume smoking.

Ross mocks Rachel's new male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.); Chandler becomes upset when Monica says that somebody from her job is the funniest guy she's ever met.

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister (Christina Applegate) on Thanksgiving; Monica protects her good wedding china; Joey forgets to join his TV cast mates for the Thanksgiving parade.

Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker (Selma Blair).

Amy lies about repairs being made to her apartment so she can continue living with Sheldon; Leonard lets Penny decorate Sheldon's old room.

Sheldon is determined to convince Amy they should procreate; Koothrappali is reluctant to tell the gang what the new woman he's dating does for a living.

Sheldon gets jealous when a co-worker wins an award; Wolowitz finds an old remote control Stephen Hawking action figure that he made.

Sheldon and Leonard disagree about how to divide their shared belongings; Koothrappali and Stuart fight to be the most helpful to Bernadette during her final weeks of pregnancy.

While Howard and Bernadette welcome their new baby into the world, Amy celebrates her own birthday with Sheldon.

Sheldon and Amy visit Penny and Leonard after the holidays and tell them about their terrible trip to Texas.

Penny thinks Leonard is taking her for granted and decides to go on a spa weekend with Amy; Wolowitz and Koothrappali try to fix a squeaky floorboard in the baby's room.

A New York policeman (Bruce Willis) outwits foreign thugs holding his wife (Bonnie Bedelia) and others in a Los Angeles high-rise.

Adopted as a baby by one of Santa's elves (Bob Newhart), a man (Will Ferrell) leaves the workshop to search for his family in New York.

The yuletide season brings headaches for Santa Claus, who bails his ne'er-do-well brother Fred out of trouble and puts him to work in his factory.

Feeling sad and unwanted, Santa takes the day off before Christmas; voices: Mickey Rooney, Shirley Booth; animated.

The Jokers are back taking offense at baristas and reading unusual product reviews; one Joker will be punished by provoking diners with one difficult task.

Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers; one of them ruins the entire night of a whole sports bar.

The Jokers are snagging tips and spinning the Wheel of Doom to determine who will be the losing Joker, who will be excusing his bad behavior with a very generous compensation.

From bombing job interviews to trashing their Nona's sauce, the Jokers are not on their game; one Loser is punished by confronting cellphone users.

Busy week for the Jokers as they fake their marriage and interview folks for an upcoming lifestyle article, but one Loser couldn't keep up and will be forced to curse out in tonight's punishment.

Reporting crimes and disrupting mealtimes in new challenges, but in the end, one Joker has to shed light onto something or someone important to complete his punishment.

The Jokers are hiding from their boss; they try to get away with sending bizarre emails; one loser won't make it through and is caught red handed messing with women's purses.

The Jokers come in hot and correct rude behavior but not before adding an unusual fee to customers' bills; one of them couldn't wrap his mind around winning, so he must wrap his legs around something else.

Zombie scare actors, a blended family, and a pair of hopeful Chiropractors take on the Wipeout course.

A look at who will triumph with no one to rely on but themselves, Sergeant Stripper, the Swallower, the Cruise Director, or Dances with Whales.

Phil invites his high school girlfriend (Judy Greer) to the house; Jay accidentally kills Manny's pet turtle, then goes to extremes to cover his tracks; overworked Mitchell stands up to his boss.

Claire and Phil each take on one of the kids' school projects; Gloria and Cameron bond during a night out.

The release of a new product Phil wants coincides with his birthday; Mitchell has a newfound desire to toughen up; Cameron gets involved in a neighbor's marital problems.

Boris Karloff narrates an animated tale about the lonely and heartless title character who decides to dress up as Santa and steal the Christmas decorations, gifts and feast from the people of Whoville.

Feeling sad and unwanted, Santa takes the day off before Christmas; voices: Mickey Rooney, Shirley Booth; animated.

The yuletide season brings headaches for Santa Claus, who bails his ne'er-do-well brother Fred out of trouble and puts him to work in his factory.

Adopted as a baby by one of Santa's elves (Bob Newhart), a man (Will Ferrell) leaves the workshop to search for his family in New York.

A New York policeman (Bruce Willis) outwits foreign thugs holding his wife (Bonnie Bedelia) and others in a Los Angeles high-rise.

An unlucky assassin's latest mission puts him on a collision course with lethal adversaries from around the globe -- all with connected yet conflicting objectives -- on the world's fastest train.

The sequel's police hero (Bruce Willis) spots military terrorists while waiting for his wife (Bonnie Bedelia) at a Washington, D.C., airport.

An unlucky assassin's latest mission puts him on a collision course with lethal adversaries from around the globe -- all with connected yet conflicting objectives -- on the world's fastest train.

The bodyguard, Michael Bryce, continues his friendship with assassin, Darius Kincaid, as they try to save Darius' wife Sonia.

The team scouts for the next child star while trying not to laugh as Dan Jost reads his honest movie reviews in a focus group.

The Jokers are at Raising Cane's, and following that, asking for help to carry some furniture; one of them will be strapped to a speeding race car for his punishment.

The Jokers are breaking and entering a home for a commercial where they showcase their wackiest and over the top performances; to top it off, one loser will be trolling his way through the Liberty Science Center's Touch Tunnel!

Looks like the guys are selling sunsets (or struggling to), while later asking for help to film a bizarre video. However, one must lose. And that one, must help a horse lose something from down under.

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement (Dermot Mulroney) at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival (Dermot Mulroney) to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny (Melissa George); Phoebe and Mike (Paul Rudd) take care of a litter of rats.

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor (Jeff Goldblum) during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike (Paul Rudd) to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site; Phoebe's resolve not to call ex-boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) weakens.

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot; Rachel suspects baby Emma is on the verge of saying her first word.

When their plans for a holiday getaway fall apart, a couple (Vince Vaughn, Reese Witherspoon) must spend Christmas Day trudging to a quartet of family get-togethers.

A bumbling relative gets the chance to redeem himself when he's called upon to look after his brother's three children.

The Griswolds (Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo) spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin (Randy Quaid) pulls up in an RV.

Zombie scare actors, a blended family, and a pair of hopeful Chiropractors take on the Wipeout course.

Sheldon tests an MIT invention after hearing it can help him read people's emotions; Leonard finds out Penny's brother is coming to town; Raj asks his ex-girlfriends to give him dating advice.

Leonard and Wolowitz try to distract Sheldon when he slows the progress of their guidance system; Raj and Stuart look after baby Halley while Penny and Amy take Bernadette for a night out.

Sheldon and Amy have their first fight since moving in together; Koothrappali is shocked at the realities of financial independence when he stops receiving support from his father.

Cut off from his father's fortune, Koothrappali appoints Sheldon to help him get out of debt; Penny considers joining Leonard at Comic-Con.

Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment.

Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement; Sheldon expresses interest in Amy's work.

Sheldon pushes himself to the limit when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Wolowitz as well as Amy on the same day; Bernadette nears the end of her maternity leave and must return to work.

Howard and Bernadette struggle to leave Halley in day care; Bert introduces the gang to his new girlfriend, Rebecca.

Leonard is less than thrilled when Penny considers accepting a job offer from Zack, her ex-boyfriend.

The Griswolds (Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo) spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin (Randy Quaid) pulls up in an RV.

A bumbling relative gets the chance to redeem himself when he's called upon to look after his brother's three children.

When their plans for a holiday getaway fall apart, a couple (Vince Vaughn, Reese Witherspoon) must spend Christmas Day trudging to a quartet of family get-togethers.

Eddie learns a revealing lesson when Greta takes a part-time job.

Ventriloquist Steve's look-alike dummy comes to life on Halloween.

As a playground supervisor, Steve has a hard time controlling the bullies.

Sheldon attends his first comic book convention; Mary tries selling makeup.

Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors; George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy.

Sheldon butts heads with Dr. Lee, a new scientist in the lab; Mary is given a lotto ticket.

Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip; Georgie continues to lie about his age.

Meemaw's gambling room becomes a success; Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market; Missy starts a business.

Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, Paige; George Sr. and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup; Georgie comes clean to Mandy.

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist (Aisha Tyler) to a rooftop "Days of Our Lives" party being thrown by Joey.

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor (Aisha Tyler) he wants to date.

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David (Hank Azaria) prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) is not yet out of the picture.

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David (Hank Azaria) prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) is not yet out of the picture.

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. (Giovanni Ribisi) cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend (Jennifer Coolidge) with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

Rachel gets Monica and Chandler to delay their trip to Vermont for Emma's first birthday bash.

Rachel feels like her younger sister, Amy, is finally on the verge of making a major change in her attitude; in order to help Amy become a more responsible person, Rachel overrides Ross' strong protests and allows Amy to baby-sit Emma.

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend (Greg Kinnear) for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker, Laura; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

After celebrating the completion of the top-secret Air Force project, Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz get an unwelcome surprise; Amy receives an offer for a summer position as a visiting researcher.

The gang is concerned when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, resurfaces while Amy is away at Princeton.

Amy answers Sheldon's marriage proposal; Howard and Bernadette struggle with unexpected news.

Leonard's job is at stake after he gives an embarrassing radio interview; Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.

As Sheldon stresses about picking a wedding date, Amy tries to convince him he has a more laid-back side; Koothrappali and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.

Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over having disappointing fathers; Leonard is disturbed when his mother finds a new best friend in Penny.

Sheldon and Koothrappali confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Wolowitz working together; Penny and Leonard learn a secret from an unlikely source about dealing with Sheldon.

Sheldon auditions for the role of the new Professor Proton; Penny takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Wolowitz need bed rest.

Sheldon tries to keep his collaboration with Bert a secret; Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on navigating his relationship with Ruchi.

Leonard and Wolowitz are furious when they learn Sheldon worked with the military behind their backs; Bernadette suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.

Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable investment; a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny's relationship.

Sheldon and Amy try to use math to eliminate wedding planning stress; Koothrappali "breaks up" with Wolowitz after realizing he is hurting his confidence.

Sheldon plans an authentic "Little House on the Prairie" dinner for Amy's birthday; Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother.

Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments to discover which two would be most qualified to be the best man and the maid of honor at their wedding; Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.

Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo; Amy and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments; Bert replaces Wolowitz in the band; Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

Zombie scare actors, a blended family, and a pair of hopeful Chiropractors take on the Wipeout course.

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show; Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist when she finds out Stan has been shielding her from unhappy news; Klaus and Steve help Snot pimp out his basement.

Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.

Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds' egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce for the family.

Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect and convinces the town to allow him to restore the mural himself; Roger becomes Steve's instructor at a prestigious clowning university.

Hayley gets a job as a delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan's office; when she sees the terrible work conditions, she organizes a strike; the family watches "Breaking Bad" in reverse and discovers the show conceals a scavenger hunt.

Stan deals with childhood issues of abandonment, which affects his performance at work; Klaus builds a website based on Smith family fails.

Francine hosts a dinner party despite a serial killer on the loose who attacks dinner parties and terrorizes the town; when the lights go out and guests start to disappear, Roger takes charge of solving the mystery of who could be stalking the party.

The music group New Edition helps Stefan woo Laura when their long-distance relationship begins to suffer.