When three different animals become infected with a dangerous pathogen, a primatologist and a geneticist team up to stop them from destroying Chicago.

Jonas Taylor leads a research team on an exploratory dive into the deepest depths of the ocean. Pitted against colossal, prehistoric sharks and relentless environmental plunderers, they must outrun, outsmart and outswim their merciless predators.

An entrepreneur invites scientists (Sam Neill, Laura Dern), a mathematics theorist (Jeff Goldblum) and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA.

An entrepreneur invites scientists (Sam Neill, Laura Dern), a mathematics theorist (Jeff Goldblum) and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA.

Dinosaur expert Dr. Alan Grant and a search party become trapped on an island of prehistoric predators. Can they escape alive with Dr. Alan Grant leading the party?

The Jokers hit the grocery store aisles dressed in absurd disguises, then train someone in using aggressive phone tactics for charity donations. The losing Joker must subject themselves to scientific probing into their hidden emotions.

The Jokers are locked in a supply closet and must decide who's endured the worst punishments to escape; as they argue over physical, embarrassing and personal punishments, old clips resurface and tensions rise.

The Jokers play unprofessional actors in a fake commercial then make wild assumptions about other mallgoers; one Joker breaks and is tasked with becoming the strictest security guard imaginable in his punishment.

The Jokers pretend to be medical students in training with standardized patient actors, then play the hero and break up a public fight, hoping to earn applause; one Joker has to put his hips where his mouth is and settle a bet of his own making.

A magic board-game brings forth African perils and a guy (Robin Williams) who disappeared in 1969 while playing it.

Though struggling with the ramifications of his extraordinary origin and abilities, young Clark Kent (Henry Cavill) must become a hero and save those he loves from a dire threat.

Four years after "Jurassic Park", mathematician Ian Malcolm ventures onto a second island to save his girlfriend from becoming dinosaur bait.

Dinosaur expert Dr. Alan Grant and a search party become trapped on an island of prehistoric predators. Can they escape alive with Dr. Alan Grant leading the party?

Leonard inadvertently steals away the new woman Wolowitz thinks is the love of his life.

Sheldon is thrilled when Leonard starts dating a woman who meets Sheldon's stringent standards.

Leonard asks Penny for advice when his new relationship starts moving too fast.

Penny starts dating Leonard's handsome colleague; Leonard and his friends are tortured by Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette.

When Penny's comment about Wolowitz's love life sends him into a depressed stupor, his friends lose their most important teammate in an upcoming fighting-robot competition.

Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends; Kripke controls a new supercomputer.

Sheldon's solution to Penny's financial difficulty leads to a confrontation between Leonard and Penny's ex-boyfriend.

Leonard and Penny are drawn together after a disastrous visit from Leonard's mother (Christine Baranski).

A paintball game leads to a fight between Sheldon and Penny, and romance for Leslie and Wolowitz.

Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz are ecstatic to learn that a famous science-fiction actress (Summer Glau) is aboard the train they are taking to San Francisco.

Penny's home business turns into a complete nightmare when Sheldon takes over.

Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy new female neighbor who threatens her position as queen bee of the building.

Wolowitz and Leonard decide to check out a local bar on Ladies' Night.

Wonder Woman musters all of her strength, wisdom and courage as she finds herself squaring off against Maxwell Lord and the Cheetah, a villainess who possesses superhuman strength and agility.

Though struggling with the ramifications of his extraordinary origin and abilities, young Clark Kent (Henry Cavill) must become a hero and save those he loves from a dire threat.

Steve discovers a new love interest when Myra makes a pass at him; Eddie unknowingly buys a stolen car stereo.

Steve worries that Myra will learn about his reputation as a nerd when he takes her to the high-school prom.

As the church congregation gossips about Georgie, Missy stands up for her brother; Sheldon is distracted by the family drama.

Sheldon struggles to cope with his first signs of puberty; Mary and George Sr. both hunt for new jobs; Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border.

George Sr. bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail; Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy; Mary feels unwelcome at church.

Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances; Mary struggles to find her footing without the church.

Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma; Mary tries her hand at writing; Mandy needs a new place to live.

Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery while tutoring Billy; Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and MeeMaw.

Rachel is worried about her sister's flirtation with Ross; sickly Monica is well enough to seduce Chandler; Joey uses free food to lure women to date him.

Rachel and her sister get into a heated sibling rivalry over Ross; Chandler confesses he hasn't cried since he was a child.

When Rachel tells her friends about Barry and Mindy's impending divorce, the others speculate how their lives could have turned out if they had chosen different paths.

Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage; Rachel goes to Joey's and kisses him; Rachel catches Barry cheating.

Chandler's anniversary gift to Monica is really one an ex-girlfriend gave him; Joey hires a look-alike; Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel.

Ross toys with dating one of his students; a curling iron starts a fire in Phoebe and Rachel's apartment.

Monica and Phoebe compete to find Rachel a date; Joey tries to con his friends into buying him a new refrigerator.

Chandler jeopardizes Joey's chances for the lead role in a TV series when he forgets to take down a message.

Ross recruits some friends to go with him on his first meeting with Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis); Phoebe makes Chandler and Monica paranoid by chronicling their every move.

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

Chandler asks Phoebe to help him choose a special ring; Rachel urges Paul (Bruce Willis) to express his feelings.

Chandler continues to pretend to hate the idea of marriage, unaware Richard wants Monica back; Rachel and Phoebe discuss their backup plans.

Monica and Chandler encounter Richard (Tom Selleck), Monica's former boyfriend, in a romantic restaurant.

Monica feels that Rachel is trying to steal the spotlight from her engagement; Chandler worries about his performance in the bedroom.

Koothrappali and Leonard take Wolowitz to Las Vegas; Sheldon is forced to bunk with Penny when he gets locked out of his apartment.

Penny makes a surprising revelation about Leonard while on her date with Stuart; Wolowitz finds a critical design flaw in his NASA project.

While Leonard prepares for a three-month science expedition, he and Penny re-evaluate their feelings for each other.

After tampering with Sheldon's Arctic-expedition data, the guys follow him back to Texas, which threatens Leonard's chances for romance with Penny.

Penny and Leonard try to recover from an awkward hookup; Howard and Sheldon make a high-stakes bet.

Howard and Raj hit a Goth nightclub to meet women; Sheldon tries chocolate-based behavior modification on Penny.

Raj faces deportation if he does not find a job; Leonard and Penny deal with Howard as a third wheel.

Sheldon seeks revenge on his nemesis, Wil Wheaton; Wolowitz wants Penny to set him up with one of her friends.

Sheldon teaches Leonard how to understand football; a kite-fighting incident threatens Howard and Raj's friendship.

Sheldon tries to make peace when Leonard and Penny get into an argument.

Penny is forced to rely on Sheldon when she is injured while Howard, Leonard and Raj are away.

After being humiliated on the radio, Sheldon vows to destroy Kripke; Wolowitz tries to not ruin his new relationship with Bernadette.

Claire won't let Phil buy a video game console; Jay and Gloria get into a disagreement over the types of toys Joe plays with; Haley wants to stand up for herself at work; Claire attempts to bribe the school principal.

When Alex learns she must share the Valedictorian title with a competitor, the principal lets them break a tie with a one mile run; Gloria studies for her citizenship test; Mitch and Cam join a protest against a local restaurant.

Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to celebrate senior ditch day; Claire gets a job offer from a hotel chain; Gloria takes advantage of Manny's groggy state after his wisdom teeth procedure.

Unexpectedly stuck in Seattle, Phil figures out how to be at Alex's graduation party via video chat and a robotic vessel; Claire worries about giving Alex the perfect gift; Mitch doesn't tell Cam about being laid off.

Haley and Andy deal with their emotions in different ways; finding a preschool for Joe is more difficult than Jay and Gloria anticipated; when money gets tight, Cam wants Mitch to return to his former job.

Phil and Claire are hurt when Alex lies about her college move-in date and Luke doesn't want to spend the day at Phil's open house; being landlords stresses out Mitch and Cam.

Phil has second thoughts after he helps Haley talk Claire into letting Dylan move in; Mitch accepts a job working for Jay's biggest rival; Cameron and Gloria cannot agree on how to handle Manny's girl problem.

Phil can't get anyone else to care about tending to the eggs; Claire is anxious about bringing her closet ideas to Jay; Cameron gets over-attached to the frat guys living in the upstairs unit.

Claire wants to give Haley and Alex a great experience on Take your Daughter to Work Day but employees make things difficult; Jay has to help out at Joe's preschool when Gloria has jury duty; Mitch and Cam cannot agree on who to invite to a party.

Luke is arrested for driving without a license; Alex is caught sneaking out of a liquor store; Cam thinks Gloria should re-create and sell her family's hot sauce; Haley and Dylan have an awkward encounter with Beth and Andy.

Stan is upset that Steve and his friends don't play outside; Hayley claims she is Roger's queen after buying his home star.

Stan is turned into a woman when he takes an experimental drug after Francine accuses him of never listening to her stories.

Laura wants to be friends until Steve takes her advice and becomes serious about his relationship with Myra.

Steve finds himself the object of romantic attention; Carl considers wearing a toupee.

Steve offers to drive Laura to a cheerleading competition in Cincinnati.

At college, Sheldon decides to expand his responsibilities and become a dorm resident adviser; Meemaw and Dale make a sketchy business deal; Mary and George Sr. rekindle their romance.

George Sr. is asked to help with the football team; Mandy discovers Georgie and Meemaw's secret business.

Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough; Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents.

Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university; the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store.

Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database; George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.

Mary struggles to make new friends; Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman.

Monica learns what her parents have done with her wedding fund; Joey teases Rachel about her late-night reading material.

Chandler's efforts to bond with Monica's father (Elliott Gould) backfire during a racquetball game; Rachel tries to teach Joey how to sail; Monica tries to replicate Phoebe's grandmother's cookie recipe.

Rachel considers hiring an inexperienced but handsome man over a better qualified woman as her executive assistant.

Rachel makes her handsome new assistant (Eddie Cahill) hang out with Joey rather than the women in her office.

Monica makes Chandler apologize to an old girlfriend (Stacy Galina) for leaving her because she was fat; Monica struggles to select a maid of honor.

Ross' doctoral dissertation is stored in a remote corner of the university library frequently used by students having sex; Rachel and Phoebe bond with Joey's date (Kristin Davis), then try to convince him to continue seeing her.

Joey may have ruined Rachel's chances with Tag (Eddie Cahill) when he opens his mouth during Thanksgiving dinner.

Rachel finds it embarrassing that she is paying the way for her hunky new boyfriend (Eddie Cahill), who is also her assistant at work.

Ross' attempts to introduce his son, Ben, to Hanukkah are thwarted by the tyke's like of all things Christmas.

Phoebe and Joey are at odds when she tries to cancel their weekly dinner plans so she can meet an old beau.

During their first night together, Rachel and Tag realize they forgot to ship out an important package at the office.

On her first day as a telemarketer, Phoebe encounters a distraught man (Jason Alexander) who is determined to end his life.

Celebrating Rachel's 30th birthday inspires the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays -- Joey got angry with God for breaking their deal; Ross bought a sports car; Monica got drunk and embarrassed herself at her surprise party.

Joey accidentally informs a cast member (Susan Sarandon) that she will be fired so that his character will get her character's brain.

Sheldon tries to help Penny understand Leonard's work; Wolowitz gets jealous when Leonard starts hanging out with his new girlfriend.

Leonard is horrified when his mother (Christine Baranski) visits.

After their apartment is robbed, Leonard and Sheldon turn to their friends to create a state-of-the-art security system.

Sheldon tries to figure out the answer to a physics problem by working with Penny.

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A conversation about a house Phil is helping to sell gives everyone the idea to sneak in to enjoy it themselves; Jay and Gloria's plan to pay for a surprise family trip to Miami turns into a surprise for Gloria and then a bigger surprise for Jay.

When Gloria wins a family seminar at the school auction, Jay is resistant, Mitch and Cam try to come across as super stable, and Phil and Claire turn it into a competition; Haley and Alex get together to talk about boys.

Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains where the family can celebrate a picture-perfect Christmas, but unexpected factors complicate the holiday; Jay makes an announcement.

When Claire and Phil go out with a couple they met on vacation, the Dunphys end up having to pay the bill; Haley, Alex and Luke scramble to come through when Mitchell cashes in a birthday coupon they gave him.

Claire hopes to help the ducklings move out of the house while Phil is visiting Alex at college; Jay helps Mitch with Lily's sleepover; Cam, Gloria and Manny must meet a big hot sauce delivery deadline.

Claire decides to clean the clutter out of the house before taking over Jay's business; Jay's new hobby makes Cameron worry; Gloria enlists Mitchell to teach her how to golf so she can connect with Jay on a deeper level.

Phil doesn't feel appreciated while Claire is busy running the closet business; a life-size standee of Gloria for her hot sauce display attracts unsavory attention; Cam and Mitch become suspicious of their new renters.

Power outages during a thunderstorm send the whole family to Jay and Gloria's; Jay tries to make it to a reunion with buddies from the Navy; Phil hopes to redeem himself after a panic attack; Mitch and Cam must salvage Lily's birthday party.

Unaware that Claire has a personal assistant, Phil cannot figure out how she is getting everything done; Jay and Gloria are sleep deprived as Joe goes through a fussy phase; Cam and Mitch feel they are not treated well at a friend's wedding.

Phil lies to Claire to keep her from finding out about his attractive new client; Gloria asks for Claire's help in dealing with a yoga instructor she thinks is attracted to her; Jay makes a web show; Mitch and Cam teach Lily how to ride a bike.

Phil decides he wants to take a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire, but they are both exhausted; Jay's command of the bathroom remodel creates hazards for the rest of the family; Cam's visiting sister's emotional outbursts frustrate Mitch.

Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him; Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw.

Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, Audrey; Sheldon attempts male bonding.

Paige drags Sheldon to a college party; Missy gets caught in a lie.

The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labor; Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database.

Sheldon confronts the failure of his database; Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents; Missy feels forgotten.

Missy steals her dad George's truck and runs away from her house; she hits the road with her friend Paige.

Monica and Chandler fondly reminisce about London until a startling revelation leaves Chandler floored.

Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress.

Joey is overjoyed to be nominated for a "Soapie" award; engaged Monica frets when she realizes she will never experience the thrill of a new relationship again; Ross spots Chandler sneaking out of a male strip club.

Joey auditions for a big role which will require him to appear naked; Rachel and Phoebe plan Monica's bridal shower; Ross and Monica's attractive cousin visits and stirs the passions of all men who meet her.

A college friend with whom Rachel shared an embarrassing and passionate moment shows up at Central Perk; Chandler and Ross argue for possession of Val Kilmer's tuxedo; Joey drives Monica crazy over the wedding schedule.

With only four weeks until their wedding, Monica and Chandler try to write their vows; Chandler enlists the boys' help, while Monica does the same with the girls.

Trying to ensure an ideal wedding, Monica arranges a meeting so Chandler and his estranged father can reconcile.

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

Ross tries to find Chandler with Phoebe's help; Rachel tries to hinder Monica.

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

The gals speculate about the father of Rachel's baby, the guys scramble after Chandler loses the film from his wedding.

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

Ross and Rachel argue over how they ended up in bed together weeks earlier, so Ross announces he has the encounter on tape.

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star (Johnny Messner); Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

Leonard must choose who to bring with him when he goes to see the Large Hadron Collider on Valentine's Day.

Sheldon ends up in traffic court after getting a ticket because of Penny.

When the guys buy a ring from "The Lord of the Rings" at a garage sale, the item threatens to tear them apart.

Sheldon's stage fright stands between him and a coveted award.

Sheldon goes to extremes to keep Leonard and Penny happy when they stop speaking to each other.

Sheldon invites a famous physicist to the apartment, and competes with Leonard for her attention.

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.

FTR takes on Adam Priest and Tommy Billington. Takeshita collides with Anthony Bowens in an AEW Unified Championship Eliminator Match. TayJay, Jamie Hayter, Harley Cameron, and Kris Statlander vs. Triangle of Madness, Megan Bayne, and Penelope Ford.

Jon Moxley collides with "Hangman" Adam Page for the AEW World Championship in a Texas Death Match; Mercedes Moné challenges "Timeless" Toni Storm for the Women's World Title; the rivalry continues as Okada battles Omega for the Unified Championship.

Sal, Q and Murr are crashing and burning into product displays and hiding in tight spaces, but one of them must face the music with celebrity guest Bret Michaels.

The jokers give unsolicited etiquette advice and live tape strange product reviews; one lucky joker takes all the blame for celebrity guest Post Malone.

When Manny and Luke baby-sit Lily so the adults can have a day to themselves, things go awry and Claire is convinced the boys are throwing a party.

Claire and the kids hide a stray dog from Phil; even though Jay says he doesn't want new friends, Gloria invites a new couple over; Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band.

Claire is convinced there's a mole in the company; Phil confronts Auntie Alice about stealing Gloria's hot sauce recipe; Jay teaches Joe how to be a handyman.

Manny talks the family into taking the train to attend Dede's wedding; Claire and Mitchell work on a toast; Phil and Cam are excited to spot their favorite author on the train.

Claire struggles to find the right time to fire an employee; Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl; Alex moves back in, seemingly undetected; Jay refuses to believe it might be difficult to re-enter the workforce.

The Dunphys travel to New York, while Mitch, Cam and Lily visit the Midwest, and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe go to Mexico; the family gets together for Father's Day.

Jay wants to make a good impression on a family moving in across the street; Manny tries to attract a radical thinker; the Dunphy family uses Alex's bout of mono to its advantage; Cam and Mitchell try to teach a message of acceptance.

Luke and Manny compete to be senior class president; Phil insists on introducing Haley to a marketing guru to help her business; Cam makes a rash decision when he finds out his star football player plans to move away.

Phil is excited when he's invited to appear in a real estate segment for the local news; Phil meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine; Jay tries to improve Manny's video interview for a college application.

The Dunphys try to kick-start Luke's Halloween party; Cam confronts his Halloween nemesis; Jay plans to go to a party at an old enemy's home to deliver an unforgettable trick.

Phil considers becoming a member at Jay's favorite refuge; Claire is mistaken about her influence on Alex's choices; Cam holds back on telling Mitchell what his play is really about.

Cameron spares no expense for his Thanksgiving jamboree; Hayley tells Phil she'd rather spend the holiday with her new boyfriend; Jay works to keep his blood pressure down; Alex and Dwight get closer.

Haley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected; Luke unintentionally helps Jay with his petition; Gloria, Phil and Cam have a secret meeting.

Georgie goes on a birthday date; Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George; Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show.

Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets; Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal; Missy is caught between two friends.

The gambling room gets broken into; Sheldon wants to study abroad; Missy makes a new friend.

News of the tornado reaches Sheldon and Mary in Germany; with the Cooper house in chaos, Missy steps up.

Sheldon explores Germany behind Mary's back; Missy attempts to pull a fast one on George Sr.; Meemaw and Dale adjust to living together.

Missy steps up; Mary has a surprise for George; Sheldon finds his dorm occupied.

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

Rachel wants to find her own apartment; Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric (Sean Penn) dumps Ursula to date her.

Rachel's father confronts Ross after she admits that she's pregnant with Ross' baby; Monica reconsiders Chandler's wish for a stripper.

Monica encounters a high-school friend (guest star Brad Pitt) and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Chandler is aghast when Monica buys expensive boots; Phoebe discovers that Ross' son attends school with Sting's son.

Ross' new girlfriend wants to put their photograph on Christmas cards; Rachel eyes Joey as a possible partner.

Rachel and Joey might become more than friends; Chandler sets a Ms. Pac-Man record; Ross breaks land-speed records.

Joey might declare his love for Rachel, or Phoebe; Rachel breaks a pact with Ross; Chandler becomes mister bubble bath.

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.

Joey confesses his true feelings for Rachel; Phoebe introduces Monica to her new boyfriend (Harry Van Gorkum).

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey; Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

Leonard tells Penny about how he met Sheldon and what happened to the elevator.

Raj and Howard set up an online dating profile for Sheldon and find the perfect woman.

Penny tags along on Sheldon's first date; Wolowitz finds a new use for a robotic arm.

Realizing he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, Sheldon tries to extend his life span.

When Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship, the guys become concerned.

An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz's is revealed; Raj and Sheldon get into a war at work.

Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend; Sheldon wants to get rid of his girlfriend.

Leonard keeps an affair a secret from Sheldon, Howard and Raj.

Amy realizes she has feelings for Penny's ex; Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to prove who would be a better superhero.

The guys try to bond with Penny's new boyfriend through a costume contest.

From working remotely to pitching unconventional business ideas with Steve Byrne, one Joker has a shot at winning a pair of highly sought-after sneakers thanks to NBA star Anthony Davis.

Joined by John Mayer, the Jokers must convince unsuspecting temps to accompany them to a business dinner; the losing Joker has to face the wrath of angry Mayer fans in a humiliating punishment.

Sal, Q, and Murr fall head over heels for someone they just met; a heated debate with pro wrestler MJF; a Joker discovers an untapped clairvoyant talent they possess with guest star Kesha.

A special episode hosted by Casey Jost and former NFL player Eddie Jackson as they spend time reviewing nail-biting clips of never-before-seen moments from Season 10.

A stoner (Seth Rogen) who witnessed a murder flees with his dealer (James Franco) when a drug lord and crooked cop trace a rare strain of marijuana back to them.

The prison-bound manager of a hedge fund asks a Black businessman, who has never been to jail, to prepare him for life behind bars.

Manny and Luke's efforts to put on the school's winter dance get complicated due to a texting error; Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam volunteer at the dance while Jay tries to get out of it by pretending he wants to spend time with Phil.

Cam wants to throw a New Year's Day feast for the family; Phil's father arrives with his new girlfriend, who happens to be Phil's childhood baby sitter; Gloria and Jay must decide who will look after little Joe if something should happen to them.