To help Adam get his first kiss with Dana, Barry hosts a 'no parents allowed' birthday party in the basement.

The family rally round to comfort Erica when she's dumped by her boyfriend Drew. Barry becomes addicted to an arcade video game.

Bride Maria asks her groom Ryan some tricky questions about the wedding that he planned in the school where they met.

Claire and Phil challenge the family to a digital detox contest.

Claire, who loves Halloween, ropes in the whole family to spookify the Dunphy house, but none of it goes quite to plan.

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

In Kent, Stephanie and Ian's home, a tiny version of the Palace of Versailles, amazes their guests. Is their food as impressive? Later in the week, there's dressing up - and stripping off.

Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help an Italian restaurant. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave.

Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda.

It's been 18 months since a shocking Decision Day left everyone speechless. The brides and grooms reunite and reflect on their MAFS experience.

Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league.

Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console.

When Homer and Marge's mortgage rate skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale - and Flanders buys it and becomes their landlord.

When Marge temporarily loses her sight, Homer loses Maggie to a convent and Lisa has to go undercover as a nun to find her.

Homer takes the family to Ireland so that Grampa can visit quaint village pub O'Flanagan's one last time.

Homer and Marge discover that they're not officially married when Reverend Lovejoy finds out he wasn't a licensed minister at the time of their ceremony.

Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving when Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered.

Peralta and Boyle reluctantly join forces with Agent Jack Danger , a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service, to catch a drug dealer.

Phil has a new client who is also 'his type'. Afraid that might get him into trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which lead to more lies.

Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. And Jay takes over their bathroom renovation.

Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it. And Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band.

With Closet-Con imminent, Claire's on high alert and convinced there's a company mole. Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Alice for stealing her recipe.

Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield.

Homer chaperones a Nigerian princess while her father negotiates a uranium deal with Mr Burns. He takes her to Moe's bar, where Moe begins to fall for her.

Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs.

Bart lies to cover up his role in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned's cute new dog loves Homer.

The Simpsons find Marge's high school prom date Artie Ziff squatting in their loft, and he's planning to frame Homer.

When Krusty's show gets axed, Bart and Lisa enlist Bette Midler, Hugh Hefner, the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Elizabeth Taylor to help him get it back.

Tory Jessie is far from conservative when it comes to talking about sex and politics. How will she get on with journalist Josh? Ex-roadie Winston meets glam gran Donna.

Fantasy adventure starring Matt Damon and Willem Dafoe. In 11th-century China, Europeans seeking the secret of gunpowder are caught up in a war against alien monsters.

Trans woman Amira finally feels happy in her skin and wants a man who's proud to show her off. Rugby player Andy has a soft centre to share with a woman on romantic nights in.

Emmy-Lou from Brighton appears on the daring dating show for the third time, and forensics student Charlie strips as he seeks his ideal partner in crime.

On the Box this time, The Outlaws, Family Fortunes, You, Celebrity Yorkshire Auction House, The Mating Game, and ITV News.

Pop singer Ben, who was a smash-hit back in the 1980s, meets Sarah, who used to have his poster above her bed! And will student James's unconventional party trick impress Emilie.

Trans woman Amira finally feels happy in her skin and wants a man who's proud to show her off. Rugby player Andy has a soft centre to share with a woman on romantic nights in.

Murray coaches Barry for his first high school wrestling match but keeps it a secret from Beverly, who is sure to disapprove.

Murray is feted by his old high school for his sporting prowess. Barry throws a party to impress his friends while his parents are away.

Rachel and Adam look back on their unforgettable 1980s Aussie soap wedding. Does Rachel appreciate the effort Adam went to especially for her.

In a colossal challenge, the teams design minifigs interacting with life-size household items, from a kitchen calamity to toilet troubles.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope.

It's the grand finale! The top three teams are pushed to their limits in Kuala Lumpur, before a pit stop finish like never before. Who will win the race.

With a fractious atmosphere in the air, the couples head off for a weekend retreat. And there are big questions looming for all of the newly-weds.

As the retreat winds down, one couple make amends while others begin planning for the future. But for one pair, a serious roadblock arises.

With Decision Day looming, the couples prepare for the biggest call of their lives. Meanwhile, one bride is blindsided by life-changing news.

Madcap adventure-comedy video game adaptation with Jim Carrey and Ben Schwartz. Can nippy ring-chasing hedgehog Sonic escape the clutches of an evil, moustachioed scientist.

Bart and Lisa have to take steroids after getting an infection at a waterpark - and the new drugs have some alarming side effects, particularly for Lisa.

Smithers tires of Mr Burns' indifference and finds solace in the arms of affectionate fashion designer Michael de Graaf.

Homer does therapy to cope with missing his mother, sending him on a trip down memory lane, to when he and Grampa went on a road trip to find her.

Marge sends Homer to find a godfather for an as-yet-unbaptised Maggie. And who'd make a better godfather than mafia don Fat Tony.

Somehow, Marge and Mr Burns end up co-parenting the Springfield Atoms' new wayward star quarterback.

Homer takes on Mr Burns in a labour struggle that rapidly spirals out of control after Homer leads the workers on strike.

A Simpsons Clip Show: Bart's special April Fools' Day prank seriously misfires when the whole house explodes.

At his high school reunion, Homer wins several awards, including 'Most Weight Gained' and 'Most Improved Odour'. But then the Principal finds out he never graduated.

Lisa asks singer Barry White to help stop the cruel Springfield 'Whacking Day' tradition of hitting snakes with sticks.

When Krusty's show gets axed, Bart and Lisa enlist Bette Midler, Hugh Hefner, the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Elizabeth Taylor to help him get it back.

Sci-fi disaster with Halle Berry. A NASA bigwig, a disgraced astronaut and a conspiracy theorist are all that stand between the Earth and a plummeting Moon. But are aliens involved.

What do Rylan, Denise van Outen, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Little Mix, Kelly Osbourne and other famous faces think of our top telly, from Killing Eve to Countdown.

Catching Britain's Speeders.

The Goggleboxers watch Gladiators, The Summit, Michael McIntyre's Big Show, Bridgerton, Guy Martin's House without Bills, Dogs Behaving Badly and BBC News.

Emily - Miss Essex 2016/17 - is looking for a man who won't just see her as a 'trophy' girlfriend. Ketan, who has autism, meets Brodie, who's looking for a man with quirks.

Will James from Hertfordshire get the royal seal of approval from Kate Middleton lookalike Jodie? Abbie, who's a descendant of Henry VIII, meets former Chelsea bartender William.

Catching Britain's Speeders.

The Goggleboxers watch Gladiators, The Summit, Michael McIntyre's Big Show, Bridgerton, Guy Martin's House without Bills, Dogs Behaving Badly and BBC News.

In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree.

Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair.

Dee Dee struggles to hide her emotions as the village gathers for Diane's funeral. Beth's plan sends shockwaves through feuding families. And Mercedes has a life-altering decision to make.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

do they stay married or walk away for good.

It's been 18 months since a shocking Decision Day left everyone speechless. The brides and grooms reunite and reflect on their MAFS experience.

Homer makes it his mission to find romance for Smithers. Milhouse is jealous of Lisa's leading man when she's cast in the school production of Casablanca.

Marge takes Lisa on a city theatre trip to make up for a rough patch in their relationship. Bart teams up with Maggie to play practical jokes.

Homer and Marge's romantic getaway gets all Bear Grylls when they end up stranded in a sprawling forest being stalked by a wolverine.

Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle.

Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point.

Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help an Italian restaurant. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave.

Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda.

Bart, Nelson, Dolph and secret bad boy Martin Prince go on a court-mandated wilderness trek as a punishment.

Homer goes viral after accidentally locking Santa's Little Helper in the car.

Homer buys Bart a counterfeit pair of the hottest new sneakers on the planet, making Bart extremely popular - until everyone finds out they're fake.

It turns out that Brandine Spuckler is a secret genius - something that Cletus just can't accept.

Lisa searches for a new identity when she worries that her position as the clever Simpson is under threat from Maggie.

The Simpsons find Marge's high school prom date Artie Ziff squatting in their loft, and he's planning to frame Homer.

On your marks, get set, bake! A fresh batch of bakers tackle cupcakes, a tricky passionfruit chiffon and an epic birthday showstopper.

Animated comedy. When Homer's love for a pig causes world-threatening pollution, Springfield gets enclosed in a huge dome. D'oh! Will he do the decent thing and save his neighbours.

Animated comedy. When Homer's love for a pig causes world-threatening pollution, Springfield gets enclosed in a huge dome. D'oh! Will he do the decent thing and save his neighbours.

Protocol: Part four of the Tom Cruise action-thriller franchise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name, while also trying to avert nuclear war. Busy, busy, busy.

In the studio this time are 27-year-old flight attendant Alex, who's never had a serious relationship, and horse-loving Laura, who wants to lasso a sexy stallion.

Sitting on a Fortune, Close to Me, You, Nadiya's Fast Flavours, Animal, UFO Witness and This Morning.

Unzipped.

In the studio this time are 27-year-old flight attendant Alex, who's never had a serious relationship, and horse-loving Laura, who wants to lasso a sexy stallion.

Sitting on a Fortune, Close to Me, You, Nadiya's Fast Flavours, Animal, UFO Witness and This Morning.

Dee Dee struggles to hide her emotions as the village gathers for Diane's funeral. Beth's plan sends shockwaves through feuding families. And Mercedes has a life-altering decision to make.

A teenager's grief leads them down a dangerous path. Warren has a surprise for Mercedes. And are a couple over before they've begun.

Beth sets in motion a plan that sends shockwaves through feuding families. Meanwhile, Mercedes has a life-altering decision to make.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

On the north Kent coast, the dining contest features an egg phobia, a banter battle, an impromptu proposal and a haka. And one contestant puts his foot in it with his own fiancée - twice.

Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu.

Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws.

Fantasy fan Evan plans to wage war on his wedding day. But his emotional bride-to-be Zoe wants a low-key family affair. Will she be made to feel like a queen.

The whole family are at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who's figured out a way to be there using Skype and a robotic vessel.

When Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, Haley and Andy both have to cope with their emotions, which they each do in their own special way.

Homer takes Maggie to Moe's and accidentally leaves her in the playground outside the bar. Meanwhile, Moe's delighted to get to know a woman online.

A volunteer inspires Bart to become a better person. Lisa writes an essay about what Springfield will be like in 50 years' time.

Marge finds a sauna in the basement but doesn't tell anyone about it. Homer decides to get more involved in the children's education.

The family rent a flat in the affluent Waverly Hills area so that Bart and Lisa can get into a good school.

Jake tries to do something nice for Amy when he invites her boyfriend Teddy along on a work trip. It's a shame Amy's about to dump him.

Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal.

When Dede gets remarried, Manny convinces the family to take the train to the wedding. And Jay's ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good.

Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one notices that Alex has moved back.

There's a reunion after trips took the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez in Mexico.

Jay goes out of his way to make a good impression on the new neighbours.

When Homer finds an old roll of film and has it developed, the family take a trip down memory lane to when Bart and Lisa were always fighting.

Bart develops a crush on Milhouse's Dutch cousin. And the family learn about Grampa's days in the Air Force.

Bart is picked on at the school dance, so Marge convinces Springfield's authorities to pass anti-bullying legislation. But then Homer's arrested for victimising Ned.

Groundskeeper Willie coaches Lisa and the school Mathlympics team for an important maths quiz.

Imran and Leah send shockwaves through the village as they return hand-in-hand. Elsewhere, Cleo seeks encouragement on her first day back at work, and a resident chooses forgiveness.

A black hole terrorises Springfield, Homer installs cameras in the house when things go bump in the night, and Bart travels back in time.

Captain Sandy and some familiar faces are back for another wild charter season. In Barcelona, Sandy's assembling her crew. But sickness is in the air.

The top TV includes Jamie's £1 Wonders, Married at First Sight Australia, Only Connect, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Fall and Naked and Afraid.

The Piano, MAFS Australia, MILF Manor, Wild Isles, the News on Gary Lineker's BBC suspension, and the silent Match of the Day that followed.

Model Hope - who's a big wrestling fan - needs help finding a man with a slamming body. Veterinary student Kurt can talk to animals but gets tongue-tied chatting to the ladies.

Dating? Awkward. Getting naked in front of total strangers? Really awkward. Rylan Clark presents as 10 nude singles try to find love in the buff.

The top TV includes Jamie's £1 Wonders, Married at First Sight Australia, Only Connect, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Fall and Naked and Afraid.

Captain Sandy and some familiar faces are back for another wild charter season. In Barcelona, Sandy's assembling her crew. But sickness is in the air.

Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu.

Adam tries to express his feelings for Dana by making her a mix tape, but disaster strikes when the tape falls into Beverly's hands.

Adam is disappointed to be cast in a minor role in the school musical, so Beverly helps him to land a leading part in a competing stage show.

In 2015, Tommy decided to marry bride Hannah on water skis. Only problem was, he couldn't water ski! Now they reflect on their big day: did it sink or swim.

Beth sets in motion a plan that sends shockwaves through feuding families. Meanwhile, Mercedes has a life-altering decision to make.

Imran and Leah send shockwaves through the village as they return hand-in-hand. Elsewhere, Cleo seeks encouragement on her first day back at work, and a resident chooses forgiveness.

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

In East Anglia, Lisa and Steven rustle up a roast on board their boat, self-confessed snobs Justine and Ben serve classy Italian, and Rosa and Darren source their ingredients from Spain.

La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington.

Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington State, where restaurateur Rishi is oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen.

Captain Sandy and some familiar faces are back for another wild charter season. In Barcelona, Sandy's assembling her crew. But sickness is in the air.

Phil is excited about project 'hatch the duck eggs', and even builds a whole habitat for them, but no one else seems as keen about the project.

Claire is excited about giving Haley and Alex a great time on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, but the staff don't make it easy. Gloria is thrilled to be on jury duty.

On a visit to the nail salon, Marge and Lisa discuss whether a woman can be simultaneously clever, powerful and beautiful.

When nearby Ogdenville's unemployed come to Springfield looking for jobs, Mayor Quimby shuts the town's borders and enlists private citizens to guard them.

Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies. Lisa frets about Homer's health.

Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league.

Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz.

The team are excited about visiting Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway, until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt.

The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance of getting into college is to run against Manny in the senior class president election.

Phil's excited when he's invited onto the local news. And his day gets even better when he meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine.

The Revenge of Rod Skyhook: Luke's Halloween party isn't going well. The Dunphys decide it needs a visit from Rod Skyhook, some promotion and adult supervision.

Jay's favourite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. And Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices.

Homer and Marge have a trial separation and embark on new relationships when Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy.

A celebrity chef challenges Homer to a barbecue cook-off, but before the contest can take place, Homer's secret weapon - his prized new barbecue grill - is stolen.

Patty and Selma try to quit smoking. But when Selma relapses, an angry Patty moves in with Marge and Homer - much to Homer's dismay. Maggie befriends some animals.

Homer takes down his festive decorations after Lisa is traumatised by Halloween Horror Night at Krustyland. Marge takes Bart to a trick-or-treating party.

Fed up with his family's feuding, Jack pleads with Beth. Leah throws a welcome home party for herself and Imran. And two residents get closer.

Marge gets a new car that's perfect for a family of five - but what if she decides she wants a family of six!

Big mistakes are piling up already. The guests bombard chef Josh with eccentric requests. And a deckhand makes a crazy decision with a jellyfish.

The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C, Race Across the World, Love Is Blind, The Dog Academy, Beef, Outlast and ITV News on criminal charges against Trump.

The Goggleboxers have been watching Britain's Got Talent, Scared of the Dark, Obsession, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Inside the Factory, and BBC News.

The dating show that dares to bare all. Brian, who's a virgin and has no clue about sex, and Shaida, who's keen to settle down, strip to find their perfect partner.

Radical dating show presented by Rylan Clark. Heads are turned as a new naked arrival upsets the singletons' budding connections.

The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C, Race Across the World, Love Is Blind, The Dog Academy, Beef, Outlast and ITV News on criminal charges against Trump.

Big mistakes are piling up already. The guests bombard chef Josh with eccentric requests. And a deckhand makes a crazy decision with a jellyfish.

Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws.

Barry and Adam put together a garage rock band, and ask Lainey and Erica to get involved - leading to unexpected consequences.

Adam accidentally gets Barry kicked out of his cool group of friends, but then comes up with a plan to get his brother back in favour.

Anna and her fiancée Sian relive the climactic events that nearly led Anna to cancel their wedding.

Imran and Leah send shockwaves through the village as they return hand-in-hand. Elsewhere, Cleo seeks encouragement on her first day back at work, and a resident chooses forgiveness.

Fed up with his family's feuding, Jack pleads with Beth. Leah throws a welcome home party for herself and Imran. And two residents get closer.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude Tube, featuring sheep.

In Colchester, touchy-feely Yvonne and Neil take on fitness fanatics Darren and Amy, and social worker Tony, who makes less-than-complimentary comments about his partner Victoria.

Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation.

At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback.

Big mistakes are piling up already. The guests bombard chef Josh with eccentric requests. And a deckhand makes a crazy decision with a jellyfish.

Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famous doctor and self-help book author Debra Radcliffe.

In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family.

Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street.

Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other.

In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe.

Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen.

The squad decide that it's high time for Peralta to pay them back all the money they've lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt reopen an arson case.

Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation.

Phil spares no expense on a Thanksgiving jamboree. And Hayley has to tell her dad that she'd rather spend the holidays with her boyfriend.

Haley's plan for a fun-filled girls' day with Rainer Shine's teen daughter may be more angst-filled than expected. And Luke finds himself in a compromising position.

Manny and Luke organise the school's lavish winter dance but end up in over their heads due to a texting error. Can they fix it before the end of the night.

Cam tries to make up for his Thanksgiving debacle by hosting a New Year feast. And Phil's not sure how to feel about his dad dating his childhood babysitter.

When Lisa becomes friends with Harper, a new girl at school whose family are extremely wealthy, Homer befriends Harper's father.

Homer loses a large sum of money playing poker with Broadway legend Laney Fontaine, who takes Lisa under her wing and transforms her into a showbiz kid.

Lisa sets out to restore the damaged reputation of Springfield's first female inventor. Bart convinces Marge and Homer that he has sociopathy.

Bart's coming-of-age story is told, chronicling his life from youth to adulthood. But his tense relationship with Homer and being overshadowed by Lisa shape him.

Things look up for the Keanes and Osbornes, but not everyone's happy. Leah has an idea after seeing sparks between two friends. And panic strikes a dad.

Grampa goes missing. Can Homer and Marge find him by following clues from when he used to work in a restaurant.

Wealthy socialites have the crew rushed off their feet. And major mistakes keep plaguing the deck team - including a deckhand floating out to sea on a jet ski.

The Coronation - and The Coronation Concert - First Dates, The 1% Club, The Greatest Auction, Made in Chelsea and BBC News.

Viva España, EastEnders, Top Guns: Inside the RAF, Beat the Chasers and The Yorkshire Vet.

Recently divorced Leanne wants an experimental guy to share her new-found love of sex and ice cream. Ex-US marine Conor has seen plenty of action but struggles to talk to women.

The first dumping has left the paradise markedly less idyllic. And a brutal truth-or-dare-type game ends in floods of tears. And squirty cream.

The Coronation - and The Coronation Concert - First Dates, The 1% Club, The Greatest Auction, Made in Chelsea and BBC News.

Wealthy socialites have the crew rushed off their feet. And major mistakes keep plaguing the deck team - including a deckhand floating out to sea on a jet ski.

La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington.

Pops is evicted after starting a fire in his flat during a Halloween party, so Beverly invites him to stay in the family home.

When Coach Mellor singles out Adam during dodgeball, Beverly intervenes and gets him fired. But then Murray and Adam see Mellor in a new light.

Becky and Lee sit down to reminisce about their a-maze-ing wedding, when Lee challenged his bride to find him before they said their vows.

Claire and Haley have a bit of quality girl time while they're stuck at home sick. Phil is preoccupied by the taunts of a chirping smoke detector.

Everyone gathers at a restaurant to celebrate Manny's birthday, although Manny himself is experiencing a mini-life crisis about getting older.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

In East Sussex, there's rock-solid banoffee pie and obscure meats including pig's trotter and ox cheek, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party.

Despite being over a million dollars in debt, the owner of the Roosevelt Inn in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho is busy cracking jokes and playing dress up. Can Gordon help.

Gordon visits Cambridge, NY, where ex-military man John Imhof runs the Cambridge Hotel like a dictatorship, alienating his staff and guests.

Wealthy socialites have the crew rushed off their feet. And major mistakes keep plaguing the deck team - including a deckhand floating out to sea on a jet ski.

Claire tells the family to clean their clutter out of the house but ends up rekindling a whole lot of emotional attachment.

With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated.

Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu.

When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone.

A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo.

At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart.

The team are assigned the role of hostages at a Homeland Security counter-terrorism training exercise.

Peralta teams up with Captain Holt's husband Kevin to find out why Holt's in a bad mood.

Cam is incensed when a rude parent robs him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital. Jay, Claire and Mitch unexpectedly run into Dede at a family wedding.

Do You Believe in Magic? Worried that his romance with Claire is fizzling out, Phil calls upon his alter ego, Clive Bixby, to get Valentines Day back on track.

Phil's feeling pretty good about himself after a successful DIY project. So he convinces Jay to invest in a property that he's always wanted to develop.

Will Phil have to rethink his property dream? And Cam has to go to hospital but refuses to have an MRI scan because of a traumatic childhood incident in a well.

Marge posts a photo on social media that gets Homer fired, so he returns to his old job as a dish-washer in a Greek restaurant. Lisa creates an app.

Bart is smitten with his new teacher and tries to impress her. Homer buys a new type of milk that has a strange effect on Bart and Lisa.

Apu loses his job when his shop is rebranded as a health food market aimed at a hip young crowd. Bart's latest prank has terrible consequences.

Professor Frink uses science to turn into a ladies' man. And medication makes Grampa and the Retirement Castle residents hallucinate.

The Simpsons go to California so that Bart and Lisa can tell the Cosmic Wars creator what they think of his latest film.

When mobster Fat Tony has to do jury service, he puts mild-mannered accountant Dan Gillick in charge of his criminal organisation.

Captain Sandy has quite the dilemma on her hands with two hapless deckhands. And a demanding guest wants to go for a risky late-night swim.

Strictly Come Dancing, Sex Education, Blankety Blank, Bake Off, Celebrity Race Across the World, Love & Death, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, and Ambulance.

The Launch, Don't Look Down for SU2C, Antiques Roadshow, Coronation Street, Big Little Journeys and Beat the Chasers Celebrity Special.

Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes.

Two singles go on a tandem bike riding double date with two newbies. And a huge twist at the dumping ground sends everyone into a spin.

Strictly Come Dancing, Sex Education, Blankety Blank, Bake Off, Celebrity Race Across the World, Love & Death, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, and Ambulance.

Captain Sandy has quite the dilemma on her hands with two hapless deckhands. And a demanding guest wants to go for a risky late-night swim.

Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington State, where restaurateur Rishi is oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen.

Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after Erica says her mum's obsession is sad. Marvin visits the family at Thanksgiving.

Adam breaks his arm and tells his friends that he fell off a hoverboard, just like Marty McFly in Back to the Future.

Craig's grand plan for his wedding to Sofia was to combine his two great loves: her and beer. So what did Sofia think of her Oktoberfest-themed wedding.

Cameron loves his mum, so Mitchell isn't sure how to tell Cam that she makes him uncomfortable. When Haley breaks up with Dylan, Phil takes it harder than anyone.

Everyone gets in on the fun at Luke and Manny's first school dance. A trip to the mall with the boys becomes stressful for Jay and Phil.

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Essex and east London. Spencer and Sara serve a simple Jewish feast. Lauren and Jack's menu reflects their South African and Burmese heritage. Paul and Ed's food challenges a picky palate.

Gordon visits the historic Juniper Hill Inn in Vermont, which looks like a million dollars but smells of sewage.

The issues keep coming at the Juniper Hill Inn in Vermont. Can Gordon help the staff and owners to communicate? Or will he be forced to abandon ship.

Captain Sandy has quite the dilemma on her hands with two hapless deckhands. And a demanding guest wants to go for a risky late-night swim.

Phil has a new client who is also 'his type'. Afraid that might get him into trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which lead to more lies.

Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. And Jay takes over their bathroom renovation.

Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield.

Homer chaperones a Nigerian princess while her father negotiates a uranium deal with Mr Burns. He takes her to Moe's bar, where Moe begins to fall for her.

Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs.

Bart lies to cover up his role in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned's cute new dog loves Homer.

The squad are all given tasks to complete for Gina's mum's wedding to Boyle's dad.

Peralta's father, an airline pilot who hasn't played a big part in his life, comes to town. Holt sets the squad an impossible brain teaser.

Cam is enraged when he sees a clip of someone desecrating his beloved Fizbo costume, so he sets out on a quest to restore Fizbo's good name.

Phil's been doing basketball training so that he can redeem himself at the annual charity game. Then NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan turn up.

Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn filled with Cam's beloved pet pig Lilly's ashes. Can he cover up his blunder.

Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a flight, and Haley and Rainer are forced to re-evaluate their entire relationship in five minutes.

Bart and Lisa get to know a homeless folk singer. Homer's attempt at DIY traps the cat in the walls of the house, so he launches a rescue bid.

Lisa is inspired to become a vet and begins an internship at a local surgery. Marge gets a job as a crime scene cleaner but finds it traumatic.

When Lisa signs up to participate in the future colonisation of Mars, Marge's attempt to use reverse psychology to discourage her goes badly wrong.

Homer makes it his mission to find romance for Smithers. Milhouse is jealous of Lisa's leading man when she's cast in the school production of Casablanca.

After Bart scams the town out of wedding presents, he is sent to juvenile detention. But he ends up on the run, chained to a female inmate.

Homer becomes addicted to a tablet that Lisa wins for him in the school's silent auction, but he's distraught when it gets broken.

A huge change in the crew rocks the boat. A flirty love triangle heats up. And chef Josh struggles to cater to some very particular vegan guests.

Protocol: Part four of the Tom Cruise action-thriller franchise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name, while also trying to avert nuclear war. Busy, busy, busy.

Professional dancer and virgin Raheem wants a man who can pop some moves on the dancefloor and in the bedroom. Rugby player Jerome needs a confidence boost to find his lucky lady.

Jono and Tiegen go on a messy artistic date, and Jono gets his hose out to wash Tiegen down. One pair are pushed to breaking point.

How will Adele react when Matt tells her his passion for Liverpool FC led to his divorce? Max and Esther bond over a shared love of words. Is Ben the nice guy Leora's looking for.

A huge change in the crew rocks the boat. A flirty love triangle heats up. And chef Josh struggles to cater to some very particular vegan guests.

Nathan was worried his Mexican Day of the Dead-themed wedding would scare off bride Jenna. Did his do leave her wedding-day dreams dead at the altar.

A model agency scout approaches Barry. With New Year's Eve looming, Adam tries to make Murray build bridges with his own father, Pop Pop.

Adam and Barry find Erica's old collection of New Kids on the Block memorabilia in the cluttered garage and tease her mercilessly.

Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation.

The teams create iconic vehicles for notorious Batman villains, from The Joker to Harley Quinn. Whose badass build will send them to the semi-final.

On your marks, get set, bake! A fresh batch of bakers tackle cupcakes, a tricky passionfruit chiffon and an epic birthday showstopper.

Claire and Haley have a bit of quality girl time while they're stuck at home sick. Phil is preoccupied by the taunts of a chirping smoke detector.

At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback.

Despite being over a million dollars in debt, the owner of the Roosevelt Inn in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho is busy cracking jokes and playing dress up. Can Gordon help.

Gordon visits Cambridge, NY, where ex-military man John Imhof runs the Cambridge Hotel like a dictatorship, alienating his staff and guests.

Gordon visits the historic Juniper Hill Inn in Vermont, which looks like a million dollars but smells of sewage.

Homer and Marge's romantic getaway gets all Bear Grylls when they end up stranded in a sprawling forest being stalked by a wolverine.

Bart, Nelson, Dolph and secret bad boy Martin Prince go on a court-mandated wilderness trek as a punishment.

Homer goes viral after accidentally locking Santa's Little Helper in the car.

Homer buys Bart a counterfeit pair of the hottest new sneakers on the planet, making Bart extremely popular - until everyone finds out they're fake.

It turns out that Brandine Spuckler is a secret genius - something that Cletus just can't accept.

Grampa goes missing. Can Homer and Marge find him by following clues from when he used to work in a restaurant.

When mobster Fat Tony has to do jury service, he puts mild-mannered accountant Dan Gillick in charge of his criminal organisation.

Homer becomes addicted to a tablet that Lisa wins for him in the school's silent auction, but he's distraught when it gets broken.

The Simpsons go to California so that Bart and Lisa can tell the Cosmic Wars creator what they think of his latest film.

After Bart scams the town out of wedding presents, he is sent to juvenile detention. But he ends up on the run, chained to a female inmate.

Animated comedy. When Homer's love for a pig causes world-threatening pollution, Springfield gets enclosed in a huge dome. D'oh! Will he do the decent thing and save his neighbours.

A peek through the portholes onboard two of Holland America's luxurious cruise ships. Setting sail from Florida, passengers enjoy their first stop: a private island in the Bahamas.

From Love Island to The Family Brain Game, what do Oti Mabuse, Rachel Riley, Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Emily Atack, Nick Grimshaw and other celebs think of our top TV.

On the show this time, The Masked Singer, Love Is Blind, Gladiators, Steal, Bargain Holiday Secrets, The Floor and ITV News.

Britain's Got Talent, The Heat, 56 Days, Olivia Attwood: Getting Filthy Rich, Ed Stafford's Rite of Passage, and Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time.

How will Adele react when Matt tells her his passion for Liverpool FC led to his divorce? Max and Esther bond over a shared love of words. Is Ben the nice guy Leora's looking for.

Ex-pop star Jay and call centre manager Brett reveal some surprises from their past and play a game of dare. Primary school teacher Richard gives his date Jess a '15 out of 10'.

Homer takes down his festive decorations after Lisa is traumatised by Halloween Horror Night at Krustyland. Marge takes Bart to a trick-or-treating party.

On the show this time, The Masked Singer, Love Is Blind, Gladiators, Steal, Bargain Holiday Secrets, The Floor and ITV News.

Britain's Got Talent, The Heat, 56 Days, Olivia Attwood: Getting Filthy Rich, Ed Stafford's Rite of Passage, and Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time.

The issues keep coming at the Juniper Hill Inn in Vermont. Can Gordon help the staff and owners to communicate? Or will he be forced to abandon ship.

As the school dance approaches, Erica asks Beverly to help her find Barry a date to keep him away from her best friend Lainey.

Imran and Leah's return sends shockwaves through Hollyoaks. Cleo seeks encouragement on her first day back at work. And things look up for the Keanes and Osbornes, but not everyone's happy.

Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans.

Everyone gathers at a restaurant to celebrate Manny's birthday, although Manny himself is experiencing a mini-life crisis about getting older.

Cameron loves his mum, so Mitchell isn't sure how to tell Cam that she makes him uncomfortable. When Haley breaks up with Dylan, Phil takes it harder than anyone.

Everyone gets in on the fun at Luke and Manny's first school dance. A trip to the mall with the boys becomes stressful for Jay and Phil.

Andy plans an authentic Ukrainian wedding. in Ukraine. But fussy bride-to-be Anna and her hard-to-please mum are banking on a very British bash.

In California, Gordon helps out barbecue and seafood restaurant Sandra Dee's, by updating the 20-year-old dining room's faded decor and overhauling the kitchen and menu.

Gordon Ramsay searches the US for restaurants in dire need of a 24-hour renovation. At the Trolley Stop Café in New Orleans, Gordon and his team overhaul the interior and the menu.

Gordon Ramsay transforms Shanty on 19th, an iconic restaurant in the West End theatre district of Allentown, Pennsylvania, into a bright and airy contemporary bistro.

Gordon visits Vasi's Restaurant and Bar, a family-owned eatery in Waterbury, Connecticut, to remodel the dated interior into an inviting Mediterranean seaside taverna.

Lisa meets Bleeding Gums Murphy's deaf son Monk, and decides she has to help him - whether he wants help or not.

Bart becomes infatuated with his new teacher. Lisa becomes infatuated with an octopus.

Lisa becomes friends with Shauna Chalmers over a shared love of music. Homer does the same with Superintendent Chalmers, over a shared love of beer.

Action thriller starring Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton. The inhabitants of a volcano-side resort unwisely ignore a scientist's warning about its imminent eruption.

The remaining 11 bakers rise to a new challenge with breadsticks, a braided zopf, and scored and painted loaves. Who'll be toast this time.

Bart finds out that Marge was an accomplished prankster in middle school - and he's desperate for her to rediscover her mischievous ways.

Grampa's old friend Gus wants his help at the helm of his fast-food empire, leading to a Succession-style plot of corporate espionage. With John Lithgow.

A black hole terrorises Springfield, Homer installs cameras in the house when things go bump in the night, and Bart travels back in time.

Marge gets a new car that's perfect for a family of five - but what if she decides she wants a family of six!

Dark sci-fi action starring Tom Hardy as Marvel's anti-hero. A reporter becomes inhabited by a ferocious alien that has its own ideas on how to behave. With Michelle Williams.