A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope.

Gordon visits Peter's Italian Restaurant in New York, where the peace of Long Island is shattered by the antics of the volatile Pellegrino family who run the place.

Bijou New York diner The Mixing Bowl is haemorrhaging money thanks to manager Mike's out of control marketing plans. Can Gordon get things back on track.

Gordon Ramsay visits the Seascape restaurant in the seaside village of Islip, on Long Island in New York, where owner Peter has nearly a million dollars of debt.

Gordon Ramsay visits a romantic French restaurant in California, where temperamental chef Michel Bardavid's complicated cuisine is keeping the customers away.

Penny's Halloween party puts Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills.

Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship.

Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well.

Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour.

More merry bakers from Bake Off past - Benjamina, Rav, Rob and Sandy - join Paul, Prue, Noel and Sandi for a winter-wonderland-themed challenge.

After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas.

Penny thinks that Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship, so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy.

Sheldon tests a new invention after hearing that it could help him to read people's emotions. Raj seeks dating advice.

Guest starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson and Leonard Nimoy. Homer thinks he's seen an alien. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully.

Guest starring Drew Barrymore, Stephen King and John Updike. Homer and Bart take Lisa to a book fair, where Krusty meets his long-lost daughter.

Guest starring Serena and Venus Williams, Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras. Homer builds a tennis court in the back garden but Bart's skills annoy him.

Guest starring Zooey Deschanel, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anne Hathaway and Natalie Portman. The family travel to New York looking for Bart's long-lost love.

Guest starring Brazilian football legend Ronaldo. Marge gets hooked on an online fantasy game and battles Bart. Lisa gets frustrated playing soccer.

a huge robotic alien.

Tom Cruise stars in part six of the action-thriller series. His mission: to stop terrorists from getting their hands on nuclear bombs and unleashing global devastation.

The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here!, You Won't Believe This, Down to Earth with Zac Efron, and The Hidden Lives of Pets.

On the box this time, The Traitors, I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here!, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Planet Sex with Cara Delevingne and You Won't Believe This.

After dating a few love rats, beautician Gemma wants to find her Prince Charming. Tattoo artist Jennafer is fed up with men and is looking for the perfect woman.

Tattooed yoga lover Jak, vibrant 70-year-old fashion stylist Christine and Stetson-wearing Simon from Dallas are among the diners looking for love.

Erica's graduation is eclipsed by excitement about the new baby. Adam and Barry fight for the title of 'man of the house' in Murray's absence.

Erica asks Geoff to take her on a 'babymoon' to get her far away from Beverly. But then Erica's water breaks and she goes into labour.

Frankie opens up about her past. Sienna, Dodger and the McQueens step in to help new mum Cleo. And Mercedes and Ste find themselves on a path of self-destruction.

Sienna, Dodger and the McQueens help new mum Cleo as she finally gets the support she needs. The Osbornes get to know Frankie's new beau. Gemma tries to build bridges with Mercedes.

Mercedes and Ste find themselves on a path of self-destruction while the McQueens support Sienna - but drama soon follows.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

In California, Gordon Ramsay visits Lela's, a fine dining restaurant run by inexperienced owner Lela and young chef Ricky. Can Gordon save them from complete disaster.

First episode of the US comedy about 11-year-old Adam documenting his life in 1980s suburbia with his parents' video camera. Barry wants driving lessons.

A day out with Erica at the roller-skating rink leaves Murray wishing that he hadn't asked his daughter to confide in him about her life.

Bart orders a Russian bride for Moe. She turns Moe's life around, and he falls in love.

Lisa reads To Kill a Mockingbird and begins to observe wonderful similarities between Homer and Atticus Finch.

Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests.

Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase.

Phil and Claire don't know if they should be happy that Haley and Andy are spending time together. They soon find out that things are not as they appear.

Phil is cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year with Luke as his sous chef. But Claire has no confidence in them and prepares a secret turkey of her own as backup.

After Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to outwit any thieves and protect the place.

Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity.

Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him.

Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison.

Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor, Dr John Sturgis.

When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes.

Lisa joins an advanced youth orchestra in Capital City, while Homer works the night shift and nearly goes mad.

Marge directs a musical, but her leading man walks out and a thunderstorm threatens the live production.

Amy realises that she has romantic feelings for Zack. Raj and Howard compete to prove who would make the better superhero.

The guys slowly warm to Zack and find an enjoyable way to bond with him when they enter a New Year's Eve fancy dress competition together.

Leonard and Sheldon fight for control of an idea for an app.

Howard feels threatened when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference.

Lisa decides Malibu Stacey dolls set a bad example to girls, so she pleads with their creator, Stacy Lovell , to design an alternative.

NASA recruit Homer and Barney to make the organisation more appealing to the common man. When Barney has too much to drink, Homer is chosen to go into space.

Mercedes and Ste spiral as loved ones step in to help. Donny's concerns over Dodger continue to grow. And there's turmoil for one family.

Homer thinks he's seen an alien in the woods. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully.

The final five arrive in Marrakesh, where one model's upset about having to share a bed with two of her competitors, and there's a shoot involving camels.

The Traitors, Gino's Cooking Up Love, Lady Chatterley's Lover, I Can See Your Voice, Blowing LA and White Christmas.

Tattooed yoga lover Jak, vibrant 70-year-old fashion stylist Christine and Stetson-wearing Simon from Dallas are among the diners looking for love.

Cathy wants to settle down and have kids. Adam, who's 24, hates online dating. Will baring all help them find their perfect partner.

Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident.

Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them.

Lisa decides Malibu Stacey dolls set a bad example to girls, so she pleads with their creator, Stacy Lovell , to design an alternative.

NASA recruit Homer and Barney to make the organisation more appealing to the common man. When Barney has too much to drink, Homer is chosen to go into space.

Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor, Dr John Sturgis.

When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes.

At spring break, Claire starts spring cleaning, while Phil realises he's no spring chicken when Luke starts outperforming him at what seems like everything.

Phil thinks he's found Pepper's dream home. Mitch and Cam get invited to an exclusive event.

On the eve of the annual high school talent show, Beverly and Murray fall out over Barry's plan to perform his martial arts routine on stage.

When Beverly complains that Pops is spending too much time with her at home, Murray takes him back to work at the furniture shop.

Dave disconnects the Johnson home from the grid and inadvertently causes a community-wide power cut that really annoys Calvin.

Calvin soon regrets agreeing to Dave's suggestion for how to promote his business.

Malcolm treats Calvin, Dave, Gemma and Grover to VIP tickets to a Dodgers game, but the outing isn't quite a home run.

Mercedes and Ste find themselves on a path of self-destruction while the McQueens support Sienna - but drama soon follows.

Mercedes and Ste spiral as loved ones step in to help. Donny's concerns over Dodger continue to grow. And there's turmoil for one family.

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Gordon Ramsay visits Sebastian's, a pizzeria in Los Angeles. The customers are scarce and the debt is mounting. Can Gordon turn the restaurant's fortunes around.

Barry wants money to buy an expensive new pair of basketball shoes, so Murray hires him to work at his furniture shop so he can earn it.

Determined to get Pops to settle down, Beverly plays matchmaker for her father and pairs him up with a woman called Sophia.

After a terrible Black Friday when Marge can't buy the right gifts, can the Simpsons have a relaxing Christmas in Florida.

A startling secret from Grampa's past takes him to Texas to find a long-lost life.

Leonard is upset when he finds out that Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back.

Sheldon tries to convince Amy that they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living.

When Alex tells Phil and Claire she has a boyfriend, they worry that they've put too much pressure on her and that she's made up an imaginary boyfriend.

The family take Haley to a bar to celebrate her 21st birthday. Can Claire convince Haley to see her as a friend, rather than as her uptight mum.

The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, and Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum.

Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech.

Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team.

Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them.

Sheldon dismantles the fridge to stop it making an annoying humming noise but must pay for the damage he's done.

When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome with jealousy.

Lisa goes to Canada and refuses to leave. Marge desperately tries to get her back.

Marge sells crystals and makes a fortune. Bart's grades take a mysterious turn for the better.

Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend.

A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science.

Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya.

Sheldon is surprised and disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him.

Homer realises that he likes Flanders and starts to hang around with him all the time. Unfortunately, Flanders realises that he's not so keen on Homer.

Bart wins an elephant, but Homer can't afford its upkeep and decides to sell it to an ivory dealer.

Ste tries to do the right thing, but a text leads Lucas to jump to conclusions. Elsewhere, a resident fights to keep the past hidden and Liberty tries to pull her family back together.

Homer and Bart take Lisa to a book fair, where Krusty meets his long-lost daughter . But it doesn't go well.

The remaining models are steeped in local culture in Marrakesh, with a lesson in tea-tray dancing and some local grub including eyeballs and goat's brain.

from Strictly to Coronation Street, Frozen Planet II, Bad Sisters and Britain's Got Talent. Watched by some of the country's best-loved households.

Bina, who runs a bridal business, hopes to find a man who's husband material. And will adventurer Stephen run a mile when he finds out that his date Dina wants to start a family.

When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship.

Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship.

Gym addict Sophie from Surrey is looking for a change from the usual body-builder types who lack sparkle, while Dom seeks his perfect man to waltz him down the aisle.

Jay's birthday brings everyone together, and Phil is beside himself over the super-cool gift he got for Jay: a high-tech outdoor grill.

Sheldon dismantles the fridge to stop it making an annoying humming noise but must pay for the damage he's done.

When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome with jealousy.

Jay is hosting a Super Bowl party, while Claire hosts a baby shower for Haley - and they're both at Jay's house. What could possibly go wrong.

While attempting to micro-manage Barry and Erica's search for college places, Beverly is pitted against a rival meddling mother.

Adam reluctantly agrees to take dancing lessons from Beverly because he is planning to attend the school dance with Dana.

When Calvin is overwhelmed by work, Dave volunteers to counsel him, while logging hours that he needs for his therapist certification.

When Dave is up for promotion, Calvin tries to help him negotiate a raise from his penny-pinching new boss.

When Calvin stumbles upon a big business opportunity, he must convince Malcolm to help him to seal the deal.

Mercedes and Ste spiral as loved ones step in to help. Donny's concerns over Dodger continue to grow. And there's turmoil for one family.

Ste tries to do the right thing, but a text leads Lucas to jump to conclusions. Elsewhere, a resident fights to keep the past hidden and Liberty tries to pull her family back together.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude Tube, featuring sheep.

Gordon Ramsay visits Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons, where the family feuding has got out of hand. Can Gordon mediate.

Beverly is furious when she discovers that her engagement ring is the same one that Murray gave to his former fiancée.

Adam abandons Pops at Halloween to go trick-or-treating with a group of cool new friends who are really up to no good.

Lisa discovers the ideal family - and lies about her own.

Homer's broken promise infuriates Marge, so he studies ballroom dancing to try to win her back.

Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship.

Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well.

A near miss from a crash leaves everyone in the car either on edge or adopting a new 'live for the moment' mentality.

Claire's fury about the ugly boat on neighbours Ronnie and Amber's front lawn soon develops into all-out war.

When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard.

Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement.

Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk.

Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm.

When a tragedy in the community tests Mary's religious faith, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.

George Sr asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, but the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide at Tam's house.

When Homer loses his job to his eager new assistant, he teams up with Ned to reveal her evil past.

The TV network cancel Krusty the Clown's show. Can his first agent, Annie , help him craft a comeback.

Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick.

When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit.

Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette.

Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing.

When Bart wins a competition to become Mr Burns' heir, he must choose between his boring family and the rich, over-indulgent power plant owner.

Bart gets Principal Skinner sacked and Flanders takes over at the school. Out of work, Skinner befriends his erstwhile nemesis Bart.

Theresa returns to the village with her eyes set on Dodger, while Donny faces some hard home truths. And Lucas's bid for Dillon's attention reaches a concerning new height.

Homer builds a tennis court in the back garden but becomes jealous of Bart's tennis skills and swears revenge at the Krusty Klassic tournament.

The final three shoot video reports on fashion and beauty practices in Morocco. And tears and allegations flow at the shoot, with a place in the final on the line.

The Goggleboxers watch Starstruck, The Piano, You, Rick Stein's Cornwall, Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over USA, This Morning and ITV News.

Fresh singletons visit the restaurant and some favourite daters return for a special episode celebrating Fred and the team's successes, engagements and the first First Dates baby.

Can two singletons find love based on naked attraction alone? Student Marlie needs to stay away from bad boys, while Adam from Bradford craves a woman with no secrets.

Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference.

Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret.

The Goggleboxers watch Starstruck, The Piano, You, Rick Stein's Cornwall, Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over USA, This Morning and ITV News.

Homer realises that he likes Flanders and starts to hang around with him all the time. Unfortunately, Flanders realises that he's not so keen on Homer.

When a tragedy in the community tests Mary's religious faith, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.

George Sr asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, but the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide at Tam's house.

Lily has reached a womanly milestone that Cam and Mitch are not prepared for at all. So they call in reinforcements.

When Beverly is caught out reading Erica's diary she promises to trust her daughter instead of snooping in future, but Erica takes advantage.

Adam and his friends go on a treasure hunt inspired by comedy adventure film The Goonies when Pops misplaces some family jewels.

Calvin gives Grover a job but soon realises that he's not a good fit. Marty and Necie reconsider their living situation.

When Calvin's favourite restaurant is replaced by a flashy pet spa, he starts a shop-local campaign.

Calvin weighs the pros and cons of making a major life change. Marty turns to Dave for help dealing with a troubling discovery.

Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all her ex-boyfriends.

Mitchell and fanboy Phil sneak out to Hero-Con in Clash of Swords cosplay. Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York. The restaurant has been restored, but owner Dean can't get customers through the door.

Barry's thrilled about the freedom that comes with his new driver's licence, until Beverly lays down her 10 unbreakable rules of the road.

Beverly tries to make friends with her reserved, softly-spoken neighbours the Kremp family and bombards them with invitations to a barbecue.

Krusty reveals the story of the lost film that he made in the 80s with Homer and Marge.

Homer steals Comic Book Guy's car. Can he avoid a jail sentence.

Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour.

After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas.

Phil feels the teenage cold shoulder from Luke, and Andy - who's been hanging around a lot as Phil's apprentice - steps in as his new right-hand man.

Twisted Sister: On Valentine's Day, Claire is worried that Phil may be more into her alter-ego Juliana than her.

Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan.

The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit.

An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together.

Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang with no girlfriend. Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother.

Mary's not happy when Dr Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins.

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church.

The Simpsons flash forward three decades to a high-tech, futuristic Springfield, where Bart and Lisa each have children of their own.

Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral.

Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend.

Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital.

Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy.

Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team.

Bart is witness when Mayor Quimby's nephew is falsely accused of assaulting a French butler. But to testify, he has to admit to skipping school.

Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mum.

Mel Gibson hires Homer to help him rewrite his remake of Mr Smith Goes to Washington.

Marge and Lisa try to experience all of New York City's culture when the family travel to the Big Apple looking for Bart's long-lost love Mary Spuckler.

It's a whirlwind final for the two finalists, with a commercial, a print ad and a Vogue cover all to shoot, before an all-important Vivienne Westwood fashion show.

Coronation Street, Love Island, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Starstruck, Cheat, Dancing on Ice, and Catfish UK.

The top TV includes Jamie's £1 Wonders, Married at First Sight Australia, Only Connect, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Fall and Naked and Afraid.

Can Fred's advice turn Disney superfan James into bra-fitter Jess's Prince Charming? Issac, who's getting his life back on track after being homeless for three years, meets feisty Maya.

Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt, designed to test the friends' scientific knowledge and common sense.

Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles.

Psychology student Alesia is tired of dating 'boys' and hopes to meet a real man in the buff. And after 200 dates all over the world, Louise is ready to meet her soulmate.

Bart wins an elephant, but Homer can't afford its upkeep and decides to sell it to an ivory dealer.

Mary's not happy when Dr Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins.

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church.

Mitch, Cam and Phil crash Jay's annual hiking trip to find an elusive bald eagle. And Gloria, Alex, Claire and Haley get together to plan a baby shower.

Murray struggles to get Adam interested in hockey. Beverly tries to help Erica prepare for her college entrance exams, but her plans backfire.

Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school.

Calvin and Tina take the honeymoon they never had, in Madrid. Dave, Gemma, Malcolm and Marty team up to surprise Calvin when he returns.

Calvin enters a competitive cornhole tournament - even though he's never played the game before. Marty asks Malcolm to be his best man.

A bombshell about Marty's future leaves Calvin and Tina reeling, and Dave unleashes his wild side at Marty's bachelor party.

The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan set off more than a few fireworks at the Fourth of July parade, where Jay's the grand marshal.

Haley asks Mitch and Cam for advice about whether she should tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan. And Gloria suspects that Manny's Canadian girlfriend isn't real.

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Gordon Ramsay visits a family-owned Italian in Michigan, run by a father and son who constantly clash. Can he get the restaurant - and the family - back on track.

When Beverly invites Murray's unreliable brother Marvin to visit at Thanksgiving, she reignites their long-standing feud.

Erica's new job at a department store is put in jeopardy when Beverly takes advantage of her daughter's employee discount far too frequently.

When Bart starts earning money from video game competitions, Homer becomes his coach, and their team make it to the finals in South Korea.

Bart's upset about a new, all-girl Itchy and Scratchy. Then he joins an all-girl pranking crew, Bossy Riot.

Penny thinks that Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship, so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy.

Sheldon tests a new invention after hearing that it could help him to read people's emotions. Raj seeks dating advice.

After a reunion weekend with Phil's old buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first-class seat left on the flight home, leaving Phil in coach.

Claire's computer becomes the hub of all the family's activities when she gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight.

A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her.

Leonard thinks his dating problems are due to a lack of confidence, and vows to be self-assured around attractive women. Howard is called by the FBI.

The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party.

When Penny's father visits, Leonard discovers that her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation.

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum. Meemaw has a jumble sale in her garage.

Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game. George Sr gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel from the garage.

Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture.

The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town.

Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship.

Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married.

Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date.

Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends.

Homer teaches a marriage guidance class but divulges a load of secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. Or the tree house, at least.

Homer receives a very scary horoscope, and Bart and Lisa are banished to the forest, where they find a house made of gingerbread.

The Simpsons are forced to flee to the countryside, where Homer accidentally invents highly addictive tomacco. But the animals like it too.

Marge gets hooked on an online fantasy game and discovers that Bart is the game's best - and most destructive - player.

Danny Dyer, Rhod Gilbert, Leigh Francis and Yinka Bokinni make mini biscuit people and a fancy tea-time classic, and recreate their biggest failure in cake form.

Tom Cruise stars in part six of the action-thriller series. His mission: to stop terrorists from getting their hands on nuclear bombs and unleashing global devastation.

Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that it will be bad for their relationship.

Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette.

In the dating show that bares all, 20-year-old virgin Josh seeks a princess to help pop his cherry. And Matt and Mary look for a third person to join them in bed.

When Bart wins a competition to become Mr Burns' heir, he must choose between his boring family and the rich, over-indulgent power plant owner.

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum. Meemaw has a jumble sale in her garage.

Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game. George Sr gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel from the garage.

Dylan and Luke are impressed by Bill's tales of heroism as a firefighter, which makes Phil feel emasculated. So he invites the guys over for male bonding.

Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school.

To help his little brother get his first kiss with Dana, Barry hosts a 'no parents allowed' birthday party in the basement for Adam.

The Butlers and Johnsons come together to support Marty in the aftermath of a major life change.

When a new local business uses Calvin's likeness without his permission, Dave volunteers to mediate on his friend's behalf.

Calvin and Marty consider starting a new business together. Dave sets up a small library stocked with a self-help book he wrote.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude Tube, featuring sheep.

Adam yearns for independence, but Beverly struggles to let go. And Barry works hard to excel in medical school.

Under pressure from their parents, Erica and Geoff must decide how to celebrate the holidays. And Adam learns that Brea has a new boyfriend.

The Musical: Geoff and the JTP try to find a common connection while Adam directs the school play, and realises that dreams do come true.

Beverly is pursued for a first date while Adam questions his friendship with Dave Kim.

Beverly's child-rearing tactics seem unorthodox, while Barry and Adam concoct a plan to become more independent from their mother.

In California, Gordon Ramsay visits Lela's, a fine dining restaurant run by inexperienced owner Lela and young chef Ricky. Can Gordon save them from complete disaster.

Gordon Ramsay visits Sebastian's, a pizzeria in Los Angeles. The customers are scarce and the debt is mounting. Can Gordon turn the restaurant's fortunes around.

Gordon Ramsay visits Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons, where the family feuding has got out of hand. Can Gordon mediate.

Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system.

Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues.

Cut off from his father's fortune, Raj appoints Sheldon to organise his finances. Penny considers joining the guys at Comic-Con.

Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj when he's forced to move out of his flat, leading to unexpected conflict.

Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life.

Paul Hollywood, Prue Leith, Matt Lucas and Tom Allen are joined by past bakers to celebrate Christmas in the tent. And Alexandra Burke performs her magical version of Silent Night.

a huge robotic alien.

Homer bowls a perfect 300 and becomes a celebrity, even appearing on the Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man and his old nemesis Ron Howard.

Apu and Manjula take fertility drugs to get pregnant and end up with octuplets. Local companies shower them with gifts, until the Shelbyville Nine are born.

Bart gets Principal Skinner sacked and Flanders takes over at the school. Out of work, Skinner befriends his erstwhile nemesis Bart.

Bart is witness when Mayor Quimby's nephew is falsely accused of assaulting a French butler. But to testify, he has to admit to skipping school.

Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mum.

Homer teaches a marriage guidance class but divulges a load of secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. Or the tree house, at least.

Homer receives a very scary horoscope, and Bart and Lisa are banished to the forest, where they find a house made of gingerbread.

Meet the Family and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Slow Horses, Dating Naked, Celebrity Race Across the World and more.

Celebrity Race Across the World; Nightsleeper; Married at First Sight UK; Selling Sunset; Nadiya's Cook Once, Eat Twice; and Haunted Hospitals.

Tall, handsome J wants to prove there's more to him than meets the eye. Stuart and his ex-wife Mandy come to the First Dates restaurant together for a date each.

Can Cameron help politics buff Joe to leave the singles' market? And is former car mechanic Alex more interested in his waiter than his date.

Meet the Family and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa.

Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks.

Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse.

Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control.

Mercedes and Ste spiral as their loved ones step in to help. Liberty tries to pull her family back together. Theresa returns with her sights set on Dodger. And Donny faces some home truths.

Christmas romance with Jessica Lowndes. Hayley has a grudge with Paul and then her brother-in-law goes and brings him for Christmas. Can they get on for the sake of the holidays.

Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York. The restaurant has been restored, but owner Dean can't get customers through the door.

Gordon Ramsay visits a family-owned Italian in Michigan, run by a father and son who constantly clash. Can he get the restaurant - and the family - back on track.

When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa.

Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks.

Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse.

Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit.

Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang.

Leonard isn't happy when he finds out that Penny is considering accepting a job offer from her ex-boyfriend Zack.

Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control.

The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton.

Fantasy adventure. A 12-year-old from modern-day suburbia finds King Arthur's sword Excalibur and must save the country from a sinister sorceress. With Patrick Stewart.

Noel, Matt, Prue and Paul get festive with bakers of Bake Off past Helena, Henry, Nancy and Rahul, who compete to become festive star baker. And there's a cosy sing-song around the piano.

I Love Lisa: Lisa gives Ralph Wiggum a card on Valentine's Day. But when he falls in love with her, it leads to a bitter feud between their families.

New Kids on the Blecch: Ralph and Bart are recruited by a top record producer to be part of a new boy band.

The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Chief Wiggum becomes a hard-boiled private investigator, in a vision of the future hosted by Troy McClure.

Uncut Femmes: There's more to Sarah Wiggum than anyone suspected, as Marge learns when she gets involved in a jewel heist.

How the Test Was Won: Ralph is swept away on a rubbish barge during a journey to Capital City. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance.

Keanu Reeves returns for the third time as the supposedly retired hitman. Someone's put a contract on John Wick's head and only a mystic in Morocco can lift it.

Smash hit comedy about four teenagers. Will , whose parents have divorced, must move to a new area and change from private to comprehensive school.

Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They go to Neil's house to get drunk, and Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart Carli.

In the Naked Attraction studio, former club rep Chris hopes to meet someone to settle down with. Technophobe Louise wants an old-fashioned gentleman to sweep her off her feet.

Two more hopeful singletons join Anna Richardson in the Naked Attraction studio, including martial arts instructor Ryan, who was born with cystic fibrosis.

The Piano, Married at First Sight Australia, MILF Manor, Wild Isles, Match of the Day - with no commentators - and the News on Gary Lineker.

Smash hit comedy about four teenagers. Will , whose parents have divorced, must move to a new area and change from private to comprehensive school.

Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They go to Neil's house to get drunk, and Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart Carli.

Mercedes and Ste spiral as their loved ones step in to help. Liberty tries to pull her family back together. Theresa returns with her sights set on Dodger. And Donny faces some home truths.

Ste tries to do the right thing, but a text leads Lucas to jump to conclusions. Elsewhere, a resident fights to keep the past hidden and Liberty tries to pull her family back together.

Theresa returns to the village with her eyes set on Dodger, while Donny faces some hard home truths. And Lucas's bid for Dillon's attention reaches a concerning new height.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

Gordon Ramsay takes on a time warp at the Handlebar restaurant and lounge in Mount Sinai, New York, where the owners are stuck in the 80s with an unenthusiastic chef.

On the eve of the annual high school talent show, Beverly and Murray fall out over Barry's plan to perform his martial arts routine on stage.

When Beverly complains that Pops is spending too much time with her at home, Murray takes him back to work at the furniture shop.

Lisa joins an advanced youth orchestra in Capital City, while Homer works the night shift and nearly goes mad.

Marge directs a musical, but her leading man walks out and a thunderstorm threatens the live production.

Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system.

Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues.

Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new advert, but there might be some creative conflict.

Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league.

Amy realises that she has romantic feelings for Zack. Raj and Howard compete to prove who would make the better superhero.

The guys slowly warm to Zack and find an enjoyable way to bond with him when they enter a New Year's Eve fancy dress competition together.

Leonard and Sheldon fight for control of an idea for an app.

Howard feels threatened when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference.

Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma.

Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, which tests their relationship.

Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem.

Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies. Lisa frets about Homer's health.

Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance.

Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween.

Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her.

Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds.

When class rivalries split Springfield in two, Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'.

A dramatic rooftop protest at Krusty Burger inspires Lisa to become an eco-radical - especially when she sees how cute one of the protestors is.

Theresa risks her own safety to help a spiralling Mercedes. And a resident worries about what a scorned ex is capable of.

On Valentine's Day, Lisa takes pity on Ralph and gives him a card. But when he falls in love with her, it leads to a bitter feud between their families.

Oti Mabuse, Gabby Logan, David O'Doherty and Suzi Ruffell make ice cream rolls, a kids' party favourite and their biggest fear in meringue form.

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Wild Isles, Rise and Fall, Challenge Anneka, Race Across the World and The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer.

Dating? Awkward. Getting naked in front of total strangers? Really awkward. Rylan Clark presents as 10 nude singles try to find love in the buff.

Anna Richardson hosts the daring dating show as student Charles hopes to turn his disastrous love life around, while non-binary pansexual Lee is open to all genders.

Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show.

Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier.

she's pregnant. Can Rebecca see past Freddie's nerves? Cindy and Elan, who have matching outfits, bond over matters of the heart and family.

When class rivalries split Springfield in two, Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'.

Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma.

Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, which tests their relationship.

To be less negative, Claire rebrands herself as the woman who says 'yes', and inadvertently approves of Luke's new relationship with a colleague.

The family rally round to comfort Erica when she's dumped by her boyfriend Drew. Barry becomes addicted to an arcade video game.

Murray coaches Barry for his first high school wrestling match but keeps it a secret from Beverly, who is sure to disapprove.

When a mountain lion gets loose in the neighbourhood, the Butlers and Johnsons must shelter together, which leads to unexpected revelations.

Calvin struggles to find a birthday gift for Tina. Gemma tries to get some VIP tickets, through a connection to actor Jerry O'Connell.

Theresa returns to the village with her eyes set on Dodger, while Donny faces some hard home truths. And Lucas's bid for Dillon's attention reaches a concerning new height.

Theresa risks her own safety to help a spiralling Mercedes. And a resident worries about what a scorned ex is capable of.

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food.

While attempting to micro-manage Barry and Erica's search for college places, Beverly is pitted against a rival meddling mother.

Adam reluctantly agrees to take dancing lessons from Beverly because he is planning to attend the school dance with Dana.

Lisa goes to Canada and refuses to leave. Marge desperately tries to get her back.

Marge sells crystals and makes a fortune. Bart's grades take a mysterious turn for the better.

Cut off from his father's fortune, Raj appoints Sheldon to organise his finances. Penny considers joining the guys at Comic-Con.

Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj when he's forced to move out of his flat, leading to unexpected conflict.

Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console.

Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay.

Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend.

A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science.

Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya.

Sheldon is surprised and disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him.

Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica.

Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone.

Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league.

Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street.

Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend.

Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises that she did her fair share of tormenting in the past.

When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things.

In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again.

Homer asks Mr Burns for a pay rise after the family have to dress up as a mariachi band and sing for their dinner. But Mr Burns has a better idea.

After Homer publishes damaging rumours on 'Mr X's Web Page', he ends up on a Prisoner-style island, complete with guest star Patrick McGoohan.

Darren extends an olive branch to Tony. Cleo receives some bittersweet news. And a resident opens up about recent abuse.

After cheating in the Springfield Marathon, Bart is rescued from an angry mob by a record producer and is recruited for a new boy band.

Greg James, Fern Brady, Spice Girl Mel B and Dermot O'Leary take on iced buns, a family classic and a celebrity doppelgänger in biscuit form.

Great Expectations and Rise and Fall are on the box this time. And Wild Isles, Tempting Fortune, Married at First Sight Australia and Dance 100.