Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she can't bring herself to tell him it is ugly.

Sam returns to the bar when his trip around the world is cut short by a sunken craft; his attempts to regain his old job are hampered by the bar's management.

Sam tries to keep Rebecca from finding out about his second job as a substitute for a local sportscaster.

Alex arranges a date between Elaine and one of his fares, who is a real loser with women.

Felix is forced to depend on Oscar's help in the finals of the Golden Apron Cooking Contest.

When Bob returns from his vacation in Mexico, Jerry announces that he is about to be married to a girl he just met. Cynthia, a beautiful but domineering oral hygienist, becomes too much for Jerry, and he realizes that he has made a mistake.

CONTROL pits their robot, Hymie, against KAOS' notorious killer, Octavia.

Ralph tries to get New Year's Eve off work to go to a party.

Bilko and his cohorts invest in an ailing race horse.

Guest stars Ken Berry and Totie Fields drop by to take part in some of Carol's most popular recurring sketches.

Dobie tries to impress Thalia by dressing as nicely as the rich Milton Armitage. A frustrated Milton doesn't know that Dobie is borrowing his duds from a local tailor.

Chaos reigns when Mr. Conklin's written speech to the school board is accidentally torn.

Uncle Joe wants to cash in on the recent Beatlemania fever, by making up a girl group named The Ladybugs, starring his nieces and Sheriff Ragsdale's daughter.

Ann thinks she has a hot stock tip.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

A rock-music agent wants to sign Greg to become a rock star named Johnny Bravo. Greg lets his new fame get to his head.

Bill has to look after the children when French is out of town.

Danny becomes the umpire for Rusty's baseball team.

Donna tries to help Jeff win a football uniform.

Robbie learns of an old Italian custom when he takes a girl walking in the park and is then expected to marry her.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) gets a parking ticket from Robbie's girlfriend, a meter maid, then flunks his driving test.

Lucy and Kim portray the Andrews Sisters in a fan club production.

Lucy and Viv try to undo a college-reunion prank.

Lucy vows to tell the truth for 24 hours.

Lucy does her best to crash Ricky's nightclub show.

Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

Rhoda is madly in love with the owner of the store she works in but has no idea how he feels about her.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph sneak out of their hotel room to sample the nightlife in Chicago.

Lenny and Squiggy replace the girls as directors of the brewery's annual talent show.

A woman falls for a man's claim of a year of celibacy; a woman's bridge partners hinder her romance; Stubing makes Vicki his secretary.

Doc sees his new bride kissing another man; a safety inspector falls in love; a former employer wants a lady executive to work for him.

Snooty Mrs. Drysdale mistakes Elly for a European princess and excitedly plans a lavish party in her honor.

Jed does business his own way when Drysdale forms Clampco Inc. for tax purposes and makes Jed president.

Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

Mama leads a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Mike and Gloria have a heated argument over the fact that Gloria's now the aggressor in their marital relationship.

It is Archie's birthday and he is more surprised by his birth certificate than by his surprise party.

While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.

Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.

Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but he forgets to get the tickets.

Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating Sally as one of the boys.

Carla plans to marry Eddie but wants to quit waitressing due to Eddie's career; Rebecca refuses to allow the wedding reception in the bar until Sam persuades Rebecca that the reception will impress her boss Mr. Drake.

Rebecca puts Sam in charge of Carla's wedding plans; Sam orders Woody to tell the church that the couple are late, Cliff to retrieve Eddie and Frasier to pick up Carla's gown.

Bobby tears up his cabbie license when it seems he has finally landed a long-awaited role in a soap opera.

Felix persuades Oscar to use his influence to prevent a great college quarterback from being corrupted by pro football.

Bob decides that for his own mental well-being, he needs some peace and quiet. He moves into a hotel room by himself for a few days, leaving a confused Howard thinking that Bob and Emily have split up.

Max learns he is number one on the KAOS kill list with a bounty on his head.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Bilko heads to Chicago to pick up an AWOL soldier.

Carol salutes MGM with the help of guest stars Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart; spoofs of classic movies abound, including Ninotchka, Blackboard Jungle, Gone With The Wind, and more.

Thalia urges Dobie to become a doctor, but he meets Zelda Gilroy and learns about the scientific concept of propinquity, the psychological tendency for people to form relationships with those whom they encounter often.

Miss Brooks plays matchmaker between a reluctant janitor and a cleaning lady.

Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.

ALF convinces Willie to travel to the mountains to cut down a real Christmas tree.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

The Monkees are fired when a mobster takes over Pop's Restaurant.

Mike is swindled by a man posing as a music publisher.

Learning about bird watching.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Greg seems sick, but Alice discovers a love note he wrote to a mysterious "Linda.".

When the Bradys' dog disappears, the family gets together to post a reward to anyone who finds him.

The Brady home is in chaos when Carol leaves to care for an ailing aunt and Alice sprains her ankle.

Marcia feels as though her world has been destroyed when she gets braces on her teeth.

Mr. Howell puts Gilligan through basic training to be a millionaire's socialite son.

A fall from a coconut tree gives Gilligan an inflated nose and a deflated ego.

Gilligan finds himself a blushing bride when a native chief comes to the island to marry off his daughter. However, he must compete with another suitor for the young woman's hand.

Gilligan suggests a beauty contest to decide who the prettiest woman is on the island. Others try to influence him to cast his vote in their favor.

In need of extra cash, the Cunninghams reluctantly rent out the room over the garage to Fonzie.

When Fonzie's motorcycle is totaled in front of the Cunningham house, he vows to kill the perpetrator.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph try mass baby-sitting to raise money for tickets to a big football game.

Fonzie suffers a case of stage fright when he makes his singing debut at the big dance.

Lucy may be riding with a killer (Elsa Lanchester).

Misadventures abound when the Ricardos and Mertzes vacation in Florida.

Lucy manages to have the boat run out of gas on a pleasure cruise.

The Ricardos go to Cuba, where Ricky wants to introduce his relatives to his wife and son.

A Russian immigrant, charged with possession of stolen merchandise, threatens to set himself on fire.

Harry falls for a rock star, but soon learns that the relationship won't work.

Bull takes care of a neighbor's baby, not realizing that the mother has abandoned the child.

The court deals with a man who, once declared legally dead, returns home to his wife to find she has remarried.

A simple prank against Frasier nearly turns into tragedy as Norm and Cliff lead him to believe that Rebecca is lusting after him.

Norm paints Rebecca's office and apartment to pay off his overextended bar tab.

Cliff (John Ratzenberger) handcuffs himself to his mother's (Frances Sternhagen) house in an effort to save it from demolition.

Lilith wins a weekend with Sam at a Cheers-sponsored "hunk" auction.

Howard floats into Bob's office on Cloud Nine after having a tooth pulled. He is so poetic that Carol tells Emily that she's in love with him. Emily agrees to help Carol get him, and the two have an up-and-down romance.

Jerry fears there's something wrong with him because he never becomes serious about any of the girls he dates, and asks Bob if he can become one of his patients; Bob agrees, but they abandon the plan when it begins to interfere with their friendship.

Bob and Emily travel to a ski lodge that's nearly deserted except for the annoying couple with whom they share a bathroom.

Feeling unfulfilled and having just turned 29, Carol quits her job as Bob's receptionist, then suddenly shows up at one of Bob's group-therapy sessions, creating a situation in which Bob finds himself more of a patient than a doctor.

Max joins KAOS in an attempt to find out who's paying off CONTROL agents.

Max is assigned to solve the mysterious disappearance of CONTROL agents.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

Toody tries to give Lucille a special gift.

The officers use Sylvia to catch a con man.

Lucy assists a famous actress (Shelley Winters) in her battle to lose weight.

Lucy tries to keep the press away from a secluded guest (Eva Gabor).

Lucy's birthday party is held at a Chinese restaurant.

Lucy wants Wayne Newton to hire her son as a drummer in his band.

Lucy tries to hire Van Johnson to sing "Happy Birthday" to a cow.

Lucy fears Harry is plotting to kill her after she goes on strike.

Enemy agents seeking a secret formula chase Lucy through an airport.

Kim pretends to be a terrible secretary to make Uncle Harry appreciate Lucy.

Lucy works at a Chinese laundry after damaging their delivery truck.

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

Lucy tries to boost the confidence of a timid man (Wally Cox).

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Lucy helps Harry avoid marriage by pretending to be his pregnant wife.

Lucy is denied a vacation by Harry because of her constant extended lunches and late mornings.

Uncle Harry moves in with Lucy and refuses to help out with chores.

Lucy and Vivian compete for the attention of a cruise ship captain.

With little notice, Lucy must organize a shipboard talent show.

Lucy talks Flip Wilson into taking part in Harry's neighborhood play.

Lucy is quarantined with newly returned astronauts.

Lucy and Kim plan a bogus counterfeiting operation to pressure Harry into giving Lucy a raise.

Lucy shares a seat on a ski lift with Dinah Shore.

Lucy becomes David Frost's traveling companion.

Lucy can win $1,000 if she teaches a chimpanzee to perform a trick.

Lucy invites a little old lady (Helen Hayes) to stay at her house.

Lucy is appointed office manager in order to qualify Harry for a federal loan.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

Lucy falls for the doctor (Lloyd Bridges) treating her broken leg.

Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback.

Lucy takes a job as an assistant to a pregnant Petula Clark.

Donny Osmond joins Lucy and Kim in a musical revue to help save a local beach.

Harry tries to convince Lucy to marry a wealthy foreign prince.

Lucy auditions for the part of a pickle in a TV commercial.

Lucy goes under cover to get information from a prisoner (Elsa Lanchester).

Lucy takes up pottery in order to replace Harry's valuable broken vase.

Lucy and Harry recall some of their funniest moments.

Lucy befriends an eccentric artist (Danny Thomas).

Uncle Harry buys a pet shop to make a quick buck.

Lucy persuades Eddie Albert to perform with her at a charity event.

Lucy rents Kim's room to a woman-hating used car salesman (Jackie Coogan).

Lucy falls in love with a man (Andy Griffith) who sings in the park.

Lucy is the reason a jury spends a night in a shabby hotel.

Kim and Frankie Avalon play Sonny and Cher in a nightclub act.

Harry buys five acres of worthless land after finding gold nuggets.

A neighborhood-watch meeting puts Lucy on edge.

Lucy places the winning bid in a celebrity auction for Milton Berle to entertain at one of her parties.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Bill thinks the clan should live in the country.

Rusty comes down with the measles, and Danny can't visit him in the hospital unless he can prove to Kathy, a nurse, that he has already had the disease.

Donna finds an abandoned baby on her doorstep.

Robbie films a movie for his college cinema class with the aid of a female student.

To earn extra money, Robbie sets up a birthday cake business at home.

After a robbery, Lucy and the kids build their own burglar alarm.

Viv raises Lucy's rent when a loophole in the lease allows her to take over the house.

The Mertzes' home suffers after the Ricardos visit.

Lucy is suspected of being the mysterious burglar "Madame X.".

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

Mary tries to get Lou and his wife back together.

Howard sues Fonzie when a pigeon coop on top of the garage caves in the roof.

When Laverne wins a five minute, supermarket shopping spree, the gang has a list of items they want.

Stubing fears a portrait will be too revealing; a woman won't become involved with her neighbor; a new groom sees a face from his past.

Gopher thinks he recognizes a woman; a pianist debates ending his retirement; a man tries to claim workers' compensation for insanity.

Granny and gasoline prove a terrifying mixture when, after a taxi ride, she decides she must learn to drive.

Drysdale's remedy for Granny's homesickness starts the first social revolution in the history of Beverly Hills.

Mama appears on the "Jeopardy!" game show and wins a trip to Hawaii.

Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Archie anticipates seeing his old buddy, Joe Tucker, after a separation of more than 18 years.

Inadvertently, Archie causes a mentally impaired box-boy to lose his job at the grocery.

Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.

Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.

After Buddy quits his job for another that falls through, Rob and Sally conspire to get his old job back.

Six-year-old Ritchie asks his parents about the birds and the bees.

Woody, dressed up as Mark Twain for a local theater production, walks into the bar and captures an older woman's heart.

Rebecca makes an embarrassing pass at Drake to make a point that she is heterosexual.

Latka assumes he will soon have a new father when Alex and his mother have an evening love affair.

Oscar really likes Felix's female doctor.

Bob refuses to wear the beautiful gold watch Emily gave him for his 40th birthday after he learns just how expensive it was.

KAOS wants to kidnap Miss U.S.A. in an attempt to get her scientist father to cooperate with them.

Ralph thinks Alice is having an affair, but she is actually meeting with a TV producer to get him on "This Is Your Life."

Bilko discovers that a platoon member is a former Golden Gloves champion.

Tim Conway and Pat Carroll guest star; Tim contributes in sketches as the Lone Ranger and as a man who lives a dog's life; Pat joins in on the latest Carol & Sis installment.

Dobie's rarely seen older brother advises him to try to gain sympathy from a new girl in school by bemoaning his affair with a married older woman, but this causes the girl to conclude that Dobie is involved with their math teacher, Mrs. Adams.

Miss Brooks is ordered to find out what's wrong with star baseball player Bones Snodgrass and finds out he's in love with Suzy Prentisss.

Uncle Jo plans to use Orville Miggs' flivver to power his own railroad and bankrupt the Hooterville Cannonball.

Lou hires a pop group with a surprising finale.

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Buffy has to have her tonsils out; Jody has a sore throat too.

Danny and Rusty each have trouble with the opposite sex.

Donna has three family occasions on one night.

Steve and Robbie (Fred MacMurray, Barry Livingston) find themselves romantically interested in the same girl.

Ernie develops an allergy to Tramp, and the doctor says the dog will have to go.

Disguised as hippies, Lucy and Harry follow Kim and her date to the drive-in.

Lucy finds herself filling in for Viv's cousin in a symphony orchestra.

Lucy and Ethel try to improve the men's wardrobes.

Lucy tries to crash Ricky's nightclub act with a jitterbug dance.

Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing trip.

Phyllis decides Ted would make an ideal candidate for the city council.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph stage a beauty contest in an attempt to meet girls.

Lenny falls madly in love with Laverne when she gives him pity.

A man insists a woman is his reincarnated wife; Julie's hair causes her headaches; a man discovers a secret.

Stubing hears about a former love; a man wants to leave his companion aboard; a man claims he was attacked.

Jed and Drysdale foil Mrs. Drysdale's plan to tear down the cabin her husband built for Granny on the Clampett estate.

When Jethro misses his graduation from sixth grade, Skipper the chimp pinch-hits for him.

Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii.

Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

A battle takes place at the Jeffersons' when George learns that Archie will be a guest at Lionel's engagement party.

Archie fears he may have food poisoning from eating canned mushrooms which were recalled by the manufacturer.

Joy makes a decision about which man she will marry; Victoria's movie proves challenging; Elka tries to bring film jobs to Cleveland.

The women travel to Los Angeles to meet the creator of Victoria's new show; Elka tries to convince Zed Simms to move production to Cleveland.

Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's habits.

Rob's pal Jerry strains their friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.

Cliff transforms his neighbor into a beautiful woman; Rebecca says she'll sleep with Sam if she can't quit smoking.

Norm agrees to paint Cliff's apartment, but a fight ensues when Cliff refuses to pay him.

Alex trades in his driving clothes for a waiter's tuxedo when his ear is almost shot off during a holdup attempt.

Felix tries to win back his former wife with a sentimental reminder of happier days.

Bob has problems at the office and at home when one of his patients falls in love with him.

Max and 99 must find the KAOS agent who has infiltrated the harem of an important prince.

When Ralph and Norton find airline tickets, they think Alice is planning on running away with the producer of "This Is Your Life."

An insubordinate GI thwarts Bilko's drive for glory.

Guest stars Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne, and David Frost class up the joint as they join Carol and the gang for an operatic, Italian-style production of Cinderella.

Dobie auditions for the school play in order to impress a girl, but discovers that he is up against Milton to be leading man.

When evidence suggests that Mr. Boynton broke into Principal Conklin's office, stole his typewriter, and made a long distance call, Conklin stakes out his office by hiding in a suit of armor.

Railroad executive Homer Bedloe tries once again to get rid of the Hooterville Cannonball, this time by getting Floyd and Charley to quit by harassment.

Ann cannot find the funds for a class reunion.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

French is hurt when he thinks Cissy left his picture out of an exhibit.

Kathy's daughter tries to ruin her relationship with Danny.

Mary's prospective beau develops a crush on Donna.

Chip's romance with a classmate flourishes when he rents a horse and buggy to impress her grandmother.

Ernie sees a flying saucer and is told by the Air Force to keep quiet about it.

Lucy tries to trap a dishonest used car salesman (Milton Berle).

Lucy needs money for Chris' formal dress.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes appear on the quiz show "How to Rate Your Marriage.".

Lucy and Ethel start their own business making and selling salad dressing.

Rob's living room needs to be painted so he hires a colorful master painter from Rome.

Mary tries to get Murray's teenage daughter a job at the office.

Fonzie is thrust into the role of father when he has to discipline Spike.

A handsome fireman nearly sends the girls' friendship up in smoke.

A man offers the crew $10,000 to find him a wife; a girl must confront her former love; a man tries to dump his assistant for a blonde.

Three men (Edd Byrnes, Fabian, Bobby Sherman) plan to avoid love; Stubing changes his behavior; a married man's mistress takes a stand.

Jed becomes a confused movie mogul after his banker purchases the control of Mammoth Pictures Corp.

The Clampetts are overjoyed to discover a rustic village on the back lot of the Mammoth Pictures studio; they decide to settle in the rustic prop hamlet.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Gloria is depressed and finally opens up to her mother and admits that she and Mike are having problems in their marriage.

George Jefferson demands an explanation when he discovers Archie has paid him with a phony $20 bill.

The women try new things after reading inspirational coffee sleeves; Joy helps Victoria make lifestyle videos; Melanie tries to install shelves without help; Elka stirs up romance.

Elka throws a party to sway the vote of a rival politician; Melanie tries to find out if a cute neighbor saw her naked; Victoria has no idea what her new TV show is about.

For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script.

When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.

A priceless vase is destroyed when Sam, Woody and Rebecca cater a party at the chairman of the board's mansion.

Amorous Annie Tortelli and Evan Drake's daughter replace Carla at the bar during her maternity leave.

Life at the Sunshine Cab Co. turns to unnatural festivity when a film company arrives to make a movie about cabbies.

Oscar and Felix spend a rainy weekend in the country looking for a lost girl.

Howard Borden's 22-year old sister, Debbie, arrives to spend the week with him. When Emily arranges a blind date for her with Jerry, Howard suddenly turns into an overprotective big brother.

Max must learn how KAOS is able to blow up every building used for the space program.

The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

A society girl refuses to be the queen of the Motor Pool Mardi Gras.

Paul Lynde and Nanette Fabray guest on the season finale, featuring an installment of As The Stomach Turns, and a reflection on moments past from Carol's iconic Charwoman persona.

Overshadowed by an Argentine, Dobie plots revenge.

Connie misinterprets Mr. Boynton's proposal to join him in running a summer camp as a marriage proposal. Things become even more complex when Principal Osgood wants to become involved and she thinks he's proposing, too.

The gang at the Shady Rest must make sure that socialite, Clara Watkins, has a comfortable stay if Kate is ever to get a loan again from her.

A producer hires Ann to help him during a lawsuit.

D.J. the baby sitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Bill meets a widow with three children of her own.

Terry and Rusty lend support when Danny decides it's time to propose to Kathy.

Jeff dates the daughter of a philanthropist.

Robbie (Don Grady) plays Romeo to the new neighbor's Juliet when a feud seems imminent between the two families.

Robbie and Chip try to get Steve to make Ernie his fishing buddy so they can get out of the annual trip.

Lucy breaks a water main while searching for a lost ring.

Lucy and Viv enroll in an art class to meet a handsome bachelor.

Little Ricky wanders off while Ricky and Fred watch a football game, but not before Ricky gives a Cuban version of "Little Red Riding Hood" when putting the baby down for a nap.

In an effort to gain more attention from the husbands, Lucy and Ethel enroll in a sophisticated charm school.

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Fonzie is afraid that glasses aren't "cool" and refuses to wear them.

Squiggy's new love interest is a gold digger so Laverne and Shirley try to warn him.

The First Annual Cruise Show attracts the crew's talented relatives and their friends; guests Ann Miller, Cab Calloway.

The First Annual Cruise Show attracts the crew's talented relatives and their friends; guests Van Johnson, Della Reese.

The Clampetts take part in an epic film produced by their studio.

Hedda Hopper joins the battle against Drysdale's plan to destroy Mammoth Studios.

Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation.

Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Mike prepares for his final exams and the family faces the prospect of his college graduation.

A midnight argument at the Jeffersons spills over into the Bunker household.

Joy and Bob take Victoria for a ride-along to prepare for her detective role; Elka and Melanie battle Agnes and Mona in a game competition at Stormi's.

Melanie and Jack want to add spice to their relationship; Victoria becomes a vodka spokesperson; Joy's new hairstyle backfires; Elka and Mayor Deacon have an affair.

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

Rebecca is furious when Sam spends a weekend on Evan Drake's yacht with another woman.

Frasier, upon hearing horror stories of being tied down to marriage, gets cold feet about his own impending nuptials.

When Elaine goes out of town to visit her sick aunt, the cabbies become reluctant baby sitters for her young son; they take turns watching over him so that he is able to compete in a spelling bee.

Felix brings home an abandoned baby, much to Oscar's dismay.

Bob and Emily try to decide if they should give up their apartment and buy a house.

Max learns of KAOS' plans to kill top space scientists, but crashes his car on the way to CONTROL.

The Kramdens and Nortons find out the cottage they own is not the one they originally looked at.

Bilko bets on a soldier who is participating in an eating contest.

Guests: Steve Lawrence and Carol Channing.

Dobie runs for class president; guest Warren Beatty.

Two thieves who have stolen expensive women's clothing hide from the police in Madison High and trick Miss Brooks into thinking the clothes are hers for an advertising campaign.

Charley decides it's time to quit as engineer of the Cannonball when the citizens of Hooterville seem too busy to spend anytime with him.

Ann sees film of Ruth kissing a man.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

Models advise Cissy on a makeover.

Danny and Kathy's honeymoon in Las Vegas is almost ruined by his popularity.

Alex must judge a beautiful-baby contest.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Lucy plays "Stump the Band" on the Johnny Carson Show.

Lucy is horrified to find that Chris is going steady with Mr. Mooney's son.

A writer doing a series on happily married couples chooses the Ricardos.

A fast-talking "tycoon" tries to sell phony stock to the Ricardos and Mertzes.

French singing idol Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

Mary learns it is Lou's birthday and decides to surprise him with a party.

When Arnold picks Fonzie to be best man for his wedding to a Japanese bride, the "Fonzie Curse" almost brings an end to the event.

Laverne seeks Shirley's help in developing a more demure personality.

The Pacific Princess competes with Stubing's old rival (Ted Knight) and his crew in a sporting contest.

The Pacific Princess competes with Stubing's old rival (Ted Knight) and his crew in a sporting contest.

Granny suffers pangs of professional jealousy after Jed receives an honorary doctor's degree from Greely College.

Snobbish Mrs. Drysdale makes yet another effort to drive the uncouth Clampetts from Beverly Hills.

Mama pretends to have a banquet date so Iola won't stay home.

Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Archie tries to get Irene Lorenzo a job as a bookkeeper at his plant.

Gloria is in a state of shock after Mike unveils his plans for the Stivic family.

Joy helps Melanie convince Jenna to attend medical school; Victoria obsesses about a nude scene; Elka takes Lance, the "Councilman for the Day," under her wing.

When Melanie feels smothered by Jack, she gets Frankie's help; Victoria's father visits with an announcement; Elka fights off Alex's advances.

Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

While Norm paints Evan's house, Rebecca sneaks a look at his bedroom -- and is trapped when he comes home unexpectedly.

Carla seeks help from Frasier when her fear of flying leads Eddie, who is working out of town, to believe she is ashamed of his job.

When the vending-machine girl reveals her hidden desire to meet Louie, Alex introduces them.

Oscar wins a playful $1,000 bet with an 11-year-old neighbor in an arm-wrestling match, and the child pays with cash.

Bob's routine is disrupted when when Emily decides to take a full-time job with the Board of Education. After a night out drinking with Mr. Carlin, a tipsy Bob shares his concerns with Emily.

KAOS plants a bomb in Max's apartment to kill a visiting scientist.

A neighbor stores food in dieting Ralph's apartment; Alice tries to match up her girlfriend with one of Ralph's co-workers.

Hall wants the gambling stopped at Fort Baxter.

Guests: Peggy Lee and Dom DeLuise.

Dobie takes up boxing to impress Thalia.

After seeing Conklin with literature from Alcoholics Anonymous, people think he has a problem.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Peter competes with a snob for a debutante's heart.

A dance studio tricks the group into signing lifetime membership contracts.

Profiling flamingos.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

While trying to help D.J., Stephanie is accused of shoplifting.

The Bradys are surprised when Peter explains that he saved a girl's life.

When Cindy accidentally gives away Marcia's diary, Marcia decides to exclude her younger sister from her life.

Little ghosts begin haunting the Brady house when their parents decide to move.

Mike and Carol settle an argument about who has the easier job by switching roles.

The exiled president of a revolution-torn country visits the island.

A rocket bound for Mars lands on the island.The castaways hope to use it to get off the island.

Gilligan has the winning ticket for a South American sweepstakes.

The Professor concludes the island is sinking from bamboo poles he set in the lagoon.

To please his sergeant, Gomer makes a heroic effort to conquer the obstacle course.

To the consternation and dismay of Sgt. Carter, Gomer sneaks a girl into the barracks.

Despite Sgt. Carter's protests, Gomer adopts a pet skunk.

Gomer attempts to give a straight-laced lady Marine officer a make-over.

Anxious to do his hitch, Jethro heads for Marineland to join the U.S. Marines.

Johnny Poke, singing idol of millions, has a hectic reunion with the Clampetts.

In one of her periodic campaigns to get Jed married, Granny secretly summons an old and marriageable acquaintance.

Mrs. Drysdale tries to enlist Jed's support for the struggling Beverly Hills Ballet Company.

Billie has a shock when her boyfriend is brought before the court for grand larceny on Valentine's day.

An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun.

A young defense attorney's (Markie Post) court debut is marred by the presence of her disruptive father.

A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat.

Rebecca gets cold feet after accepting Robin's marriage proposal; Frasier can't stop singing.

Sam thwarts Robin's (Roger Rees) wedding plans, which include Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers.

Rebecca flees to San Diego; Frasier reads his updated classics to the bar bunch.

Sam is injured on Valentine's Day; the Doctors Crane get their singles groups together.

When a star pitcher for the Chicago Cubs credits Bob with saving his career, the endorsement brings Bob a new patient, Moose Washburn -- a second-string player whose career is beyond a mere psychologist's help.

Afraid that his practice, as well as his patients, will fall apart if he leaves, Bob keeps resisting Emily's plans for a two-month European cruise.

Recovering from another broken romance, Jerry accepts Bob's invitation to spend a couple of days at his apartment. Bob soon comes to regret his kindness.

Bob's therapy group convinces him to accept an invitation to conduct one of his sessions on television.

The KAOS leader, Siegfried, plans the world's biggest kidnapping scheme.

KAOS blackmails the world by threatening to launch a missile.

Inspector Sledge Hammer is recalled from suspension to help locate the mayor's abducted daughter (Joanne Baron).

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

An aspiring actress and a centenarian compete to win fabulous prizes.

Actress Evelyn Rudie is featured on the classic quiz show.

Ozzie and Harriet invite Nancy Baker over for dinner, hoping she will choose to go to an upcoming dance with David instead of the neighbor's son, Will Thornberry, while David worries more about his football team than anything else.

Harriet finds an old poem supposedly written by Ozzie.

Mary gives a lucky penny to a shy school-play co-star.

Donna unwittingly embarrasses Alex at a convention.

A neighbor pleads with Donna to buy a new dress.

A mother holds up Jeff as an example to her son.

Ann wins a job in a commercial that involves her being abducted by two hoods.

Just as Ann arrives in New York and learns of her first acting assignment, her mother has bad news.

Baby-sitter Ann takes her charge to an audition.

An auto mishap causes suits and counter-suits for Ann.

While on vacation in New York, Rhoda meets a man and decides not to return to Minneapolis.

Rhoda has difficulty finding an apartment in New York and finally moves in with her parents.

Rhoda's romance with Joe gets a little bumpy, so she decides they should date other people.

Rhoda and Joe decide to set aside one day to tackle the generation gap and schedule lunch with his parents and a dinner with hers.

After Mary's complaint results in a woman being fired from her waitress position, Mary hires her as an assistant.

Murray takes on an extra job to earn the money to buy his wife an expensive gift.

After agreeing to baby-sit Bess for a weekend, Mary gets a call from a former boyfriend.

Ted decides to move in when the apartment directly below Mary's becomes available.

An overenthusiastic building inspector threatens Mrs. Babish with a $2,500 fine.

Laverne is convinced that a spy is after a secret formula belonging to the brewery.

Shirley starts spending time with a wealthy, sophisticated older man.

Laverne and Shirley pose as weight-loss counselors at a fat farm.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

Bubba videotapes his family for a class project.

Mama mistakenly believes that Vint bought her an expensive bracelet.

Greed overtakes Mama when she gets $800 from a malfunctioning bank teller machine.