Teleshopping.

Tim and Krys desperately try to finish the orangery. Brothers Richard and Will hunt for a magnificent chateau. Mark and Becky get started on a boot room. (S5 Ep21).

Pauline and Chris dream of owning a bolthole in the beautiful coastal town of Peyia in western Cyprus. Can Jasmine Harman find them the perfect holiday home for £80k.

Tracey and Mike are renting an apartment in Portugal's historic town of Tomar, but now want a place of their own for their £150k budget. Will a green-shutter house give them all the feels.

Manchester. DJ Dom - aka Tracksuit Dom - hosts his first-ever dinner party, with a menu inspired by the 'Madchester' music scene, but has to call on a celebrity pal to bail him out. (Ep1/5).

Manchester. After Dom's disastrous dinner, trainee barrister Sasha hopes to raise the bar with a Chinese-Pakistani fusion menu - served on plastic plates. (Ep2/5).

Manchester. Nurse Katherine makes 'quick fix' food, including a chorizo and chickpea main, and pulls out all the stops for her entertainment with a brass band in her back garden. (Ep3/5).

Manchester. Redcoat-turned-barber Danny hosts a Bulgarian evening in homage to his wife and gets emotional in front of his guests. (Ep4/5).

Manchester. Glam goth and wannabe vampire Maria plans an East-meets-West menu and devilish dancing. But Tracksuit Dom serves the biggest surprise when he turns up in a suit and tie. (Ep5/5).

Penny wants to move to the Spanish sunshine permanently and run her business from a new home in Málaga. Can Laura Hamilton find her the perfect place for her budget of £120,000.

Are They Now?: Kerry takes her Italian glampsite in a new direction. Meanwhile, in France, can green-fingered Paul and Caroline keep their garden craft courses afloat? (S5 Ep14).

Tim and Sasha create a special garden for happy couples to enjoy on their wedding day. And it's moving-in day for new chateau owners Debbie and Dave, but there's a problem. (S5 Ep24).

Dionne and Greig take on Tenerife as they look for a holiday home in Costa Adeje, from an apartment with two pools and sea views, to a house with a garden. But will any be the right fit.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search for homes in and around the capital for two families who are feeling the pinch in their cramped London flats and need more space. (S31 Ep5).

A dad and daughter's hopes for a fresh start in Suffolk after a bereavement were dashed by bad building work. Can they finish their build on a tighter budget? (Ep3/6).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Oti Mabuse, Gabby Logan, David O'Doherty and Suzi Ruffell make ice cream rolls, a kids' party favourite and their biggest fear in meringue form.

What do the Goggleboxers think of Race Across the World, The Last of Us, MAFS Aus, WrestleMania, Chess Masters: The Endgame, Love on the Spectrum and Secrets of the Penguins? (S25 Ep11).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep12).

A fresh quintet of quivering comics - Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin - enter Taskmaster Greg Davies' world of misrule. (S19 Ep1/10).

Poignant sci-fi romantic comedy with Maren Eggert and Dan Stevens. In near-future Berlin, a lonely archaeologist helps to trial a new line in robot companions. In German/subs.

The Murder of Rikki Neave: A true crime cold case special revisits the brutal, unsolved murder of a six-year-old in 1994. Will a compelling new lead finally reveal the killer? (Ep1/2).

The Murder of Rikki Neave: A dedicated police team start a fresh investigation into Neave's murder, sparking a cat-and-mouse game between detectives and a suspect on the run. (Ep2/2).

Broker John takes on stunning Jelleys Hollow in the Surrey hills, featured in Beauty and the Beast and Star Wars. Can Shereen sell a £12 million penthouse on the Thames? (S1 Ep3).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Donna and Paul are eager to complete the first room in their water mill. Terry and Ashley's entire chateau renovation is at risk when they discover water damage and rotten beams. (S5 Ep22).

Sylvia's planning a permanent move to the Dordogne in France. Craig Rowe shows her five impressive properties for her budget of £250k, but will any of them be the perfect one.

Dionne and Greig take on Tenerife as they look for a holiday home in Costa Adeje, from an apartment with two pools and sea views, to a house with a garden. But will any be the right fit.

Hull. Welfare team leader Jennie honours her city's fishing heritage with her under-the-sea theme, on a lively night of twerking and seal impressions. (Ep1/5).

Hull. Wrestling promoter James puts on a show with spicy Mexican food and a full-blown wrestling match with wrestling outfits for his guests. (Ep2/5).

Hull. Vegetarian Katrena plans a glamorous cruise ship theme. Will her unusual strawberry soup starter and towel-folding entertainment sink or swim? (Ep3/5).

Hull. Super-confident mum-of-three Natalie's night is full of faux pas, about everything from Botox to cougars. (Ep4/5).

Hull. Retirement community manager George has talked the talk all week, and now expectations are high for his egg drop soup and flambéed crêpes Suzette. (Ep5/5).

Laura Hamilton helps Helyn and Kamil find their perfect holiday home in Granada's beautiful Lecrín Valley, where they can relax and unwind. Can their £200k budget buy their dream bolthole.

Are They Now?: On the French Riviera, can a water sports company keep up with current trends? Chris and Klara try to get their Spanish bike rental business back on track. (S5 Ep15).

Anna and Edward hold their 400th wedding. Tim and Sasha are bamboozled by a bespoke bench. Terry and Ashley continue to transform their suite. (S5 Ep25).

Music enthusiasts Danièle and Anthony look for a home in Charente-Maritime, from a spacious stone cottage to a townhouse with a difference. But will any strike a chord with the couple.

In Leicester, Kirstie Allsopp hunts for a home that's also a good investment. In Northamptonshire, Phil Spencer seeks a place big enough for an expanding family - and a goat. (S31 Ep6).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Oti Mabuse, Gabby Logan, David O'Doherty and Suzi Ruffell make ice cream rolls, a kids' party favourite and their biggest fear in meringue form.

Tesco: Denise van Outen reveals how every little helps at Tesco, from meal deals and Clubcard prices to world foods and personal care. (Ep4).

This episode meets people who've taken big risks and explores how it's affected their lives. Motorbikers James and Peter are both rushed in. Ex-miner Alfred has severe chest pain. (S33 Ep5).

As Guy Phoenix navigates the intricacies of transforming a £16m apartment in Monaco into an opulent superhome, the pressure's on to complete it in time for the upcoming Grand Prix. (Ep2/2).

The brokers at UK Sotheby's International Realty secure more multi-million-pound sales. Can Lee find a buyer for a £29m house overlooking Regents Park lake? (S2 Ep1).

The critical list team have difficult decisions to make. Heavy smoker David's leg is seriously at risk - which means that an urgent appendicitis case and a cancer patient must wait. (Ep3).

The critical list team have difficult decisions to make. Heavy smoker David's leg is seriously at risk - which means that an urgent appendicitis case and a cancer patient must wait. (Ep3).

A security guard manages a violent incident with a patient. Jack, who's 33, is rushed into A&E after falling from a horse. And seven-year-old Lyla has a finger infection. (S32 Ep3).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep12).

Tesco: Denise van Outen reveals how every little helps at Tesco, from meal deals and Clubcard prices to world foods and personal care. (Ep4).

Jamie Oliver shows us how to make a super-fast, flavoursome smoky noodle soup, the cleverest home-made bread and a chicken and mushroom pie with a time-saving tip for perfect pastry. (Ep2).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Preparations are underway for Stephanie and Philip's magnificent engagement party. Sharon and Tim plan to build a large pool house. Can Jon and Carmen save a smoke-damaged room? (S5 Ep23).

Nick and Rose want a holiday home on the Caribbean island of Barbados, to spend up to six months a year enjoying the climate and golf facilities. Craig Rowe shows them what £550k can buy.

Music enthusiasts Danièle and Anthony look for a home in Charente-Maritime, from a spacious stone cottage to a townhouse with a difference. But will any strike a chord with the couple.

Gloucestershire. Former property developer Ian hopes to make his guests feel at home in his country mansion on a night of so-called 'healthy' grub, saucy attire and naked surprises. (Ep1/5).

Gloucestershire. Sophie, the reigning Miss Cheltenham, hosts a high-energy evening of elegant food and perfect pageantry, featuring glitz, glam and surprising revelations. (Ep2/5).

Gloucestershire. Carmel plans a fun-filled rugby theme featuring a Six Nations starter and Key lime pie dessert, and a haka in the back garden. (Ep3/5).

Gloucestershire. Teacher Polly takes a risk with a seafood starter and meaty main that she's never cooked before. And some of her guests' table manners leave a lot to be desired. (Ep4/5).

Gloucestershire. Hair salon manager Chris hosts a high-octane final night, and the guests reveal what they really think of each other. (Ep5/5).

Jesper and David can't wait to retire and make the permanent move to Valencia's stunning countryside. Jasmine Harman shows them exciting options for their £250k budget.

The series that meets Britain's canal-dwellers. Lauren harvests lunch from her boat's roof garden, while Adam works on his book about life of the water. (S2 Ep1).

The Huston family are determined to restore a beautiful ornate fountain that hasn't worked in years. And Chris and Jolyon have just the 60 shutters to renovate. (S5 Ep26).

Laura Hamilton helps Jan and her son Jordan find a holiday home near the thriving town of La Duquesa. Are any of Laura's options perfect enough for Jan to put in an offer.

Phil Spencer catches up with two couples who struggled to find a home. Anna and Mikey wanted a tenement flat in Glasgow, while Hemani and Nigel were thinking big in Surrey. (S31 Ep7).

Can devoted collectors part with their possessions for life-changing sums of cash? Vintage-loving Bola needs to fund her son's career. And what treasure does Bamburgh Castle hold? (S2 Ep1).

Jimmy Doherty and Briony May Williams grab their best knitwear and embark on an epic journey through Norway, Sweden and Finland, uncovering the future of cod and the heritage of meatballs.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep12).

The Murder of Rikki Neave: A true crime cold case special revisits the brutal, unsolved murder of a six-year-old in 1994. Will a compelling new lead finally reveal the killer? (Ep1/2).

The Murder of Rikki Neave: A dedicated police team start a fresh investigation into Neave's murder, sparking a cat-and-mouse game between detectives and a suspect on the run. (Ep2/2).

Brighton's night police patrol the town's hectic night life - from a possible suicide up on the cliff, to an urgent manhunt for a violent assailant with a crowbar. (S3 Ep1).

The critical list team have difficult decisions to make. Heavy smoker David's leg is seriously at risk - which means that an urgent appendicitis case and a cancer patient must wait. (Ep3).

This episode meets people who've taken big risks and explores how it's affected their lives. Motorbikers James and Peter are both rushed in. Ex-miner Alfred has severe chest pain. (S33 Ep5).

What do celebs from Stacey Solomon to Sara Cox think of Top of the Pops 1992, The Nevermets, Outrageous Homes, A Quiet Place and The UnXplained: Mysteries of the Universe? (S6 Ep4).

How many apples are there in a can of cider? How does a humble vegetable become trademarked? And should we be concerned about the white stuff on salami? (S23 Ep4).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Tim and Sasha create a special garden for happy couples to enjoy on their wedding day. And it's moving-in day for new chateau owners Debbie and Dave, but there's a problem. (S5 Ep24).

Clergyman Ken is planning a permanent move to Larnaca in Cyprus, so he can be closer to his friends. With a budget of £80,000, can Jasmine Harman find the answer to his prayers.

Laura Hamilton helps Jan and her son Jordan find a holiday home near the thriving town of La Duquesa. Are any of Laura's options perfect enough for Jan to put in an offer.

South East London. First to host is 25-year-old journalist Leah, who hopes that her Mediterranean feast will leave her guests feeling stuffed and happy. (Ep1/5).

South East London. Personal trainer Vincenzo aims to impress his guests with an evening full of Italian passion inspired by family recipes, plus some singing and salsa dancing. (Ep2/5).

South East London. Bar manager Josh hopes to wow his guests with a menu inspired by his favourite tipple: beer. Even the entertainment is beer-based! (Ep3/5).

South East London. Texan psychologist David hosts. Will his love of Mexican cooking produce a night to remember? Or will the controversial conversations overshadow the food? (4/5).

South East London. Event organiser Gina hopes to win with an evening of fine dining, inspired by her love of cookery courses. But that's not all the night has in store. (Ep5/5).

Taz and Mark want a holiday home on the stunning western Costa del Sol. They're fond of Casares and La Duquesa; can Leah Charles-King find their perfect place for £250k.

From bobbing businesses to continuous cruisers, we meet the vibrant community who live on the canals. Debs and Mick meet a Canal and River Trust legend on their way into Liverpool. (S2 Ep2).

In Nouvelle-Aquitaine, only the frogs are enjoying the swimming pool. And Tim and Krys have gardening tasks galore before they host their largest event ever. (S5 Ep27).

Emma and John have fallen in love with stunning Seville. Jasmine Harman shows them modern apartments and turn-key retreats, all within their budget of £150k.

Phil Spencer catches up with two couples who struggled to find a house they both agreed on: Lauren and Paul in Hertfordshire, and Dave and Kerrie in Somerset. (S31 Ep8).

Retired racehorse breeder John builds a million-pound, high-tech, accessible glass pavilion with a wildlife garden for him and his wife Helen, whose mobility was badly affected by a stroke.

for Stand Up To Cancer: Oti Mabuse, Gabby Logan, David O'Doherty and Suzi Ruffell make ice cream rolls, a kids' party favourite and their biggest fear in meringue form.

Renovations: In Amersham, Rollo and Olivia have ambitious plans to convert a run-down, 300-year-old barber's shop into their home. Can they make it work for 21st-century life? (S3 Ep4).

Detectives: The Digital Forensics Unit use groundbreaking tools to track suspects' digital footprints when a 13-year-old is murdered in a Reading park. (Ep3/3).

Nautical action thriller. Gerard Butler stars as an unconventional submarine skipper sent to investigate the torpedoing of a US vessel. With Gary Oldman, Linda Cardellini and Common.

Action comedy with Arnold Schwarzenegger. A tough cop goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher. Tough? Ha! The kids'll take him down in no time.

In the always-awkward first team task of the series, Stevie Martin invents a new way for humans to move, while Fatiha El-Ghorri sweeps the Taskmaster garden with a small broom. (S19 Ep2/10).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Anna and Edward hold their 400th wedding. Tim and Sasha are bamboozled by a bespoke bench. Terry and Ashley continue to transform their suite. (S5 Ep25).

Jules and Gaynor want to move to Poitou-Charentes in France - with their pet alpacas - to run their own gîte business. Will any of Sara Damergi's options have them al-packing their bags.

Emma and John have fallen in love with stunning Seville. Jasmine Harman shows them modern apartments and turn-key retreats, all within their budget of £150k.

Milton Keynes. Hypnotherapist Howard, who loves competition, hopes to enchant his rivals with his intriguingly named food. But his 'Pendulum of Truth' is not everyone's idea of fun. (Ep1/5).

Milton Keynes. Outspoken Louise plans a 'fabulous' menu including 'Lou's magical mousse'. But it's a night of cutting criticism and probing questions. (Ep2/5).

Milton Keynes. Management consultant David entertains his guests with some Vegas showgirls, but makes a major blunder with his food when he mixes up the vegetarian and meat mains. (Ep3/5).

Milton Keynes. Customer services manager Helen plans an authentic Indian menu, on a night of glamorous discoveries and dodgy disguises. (Ep4/5).

Milton Keynes. Salesman Simon goes all out to impress with his fine-dining fare. But will he be thrown off course by some of his guests' low blows? (Ep5/5).

Maria and Paul dream of owning a home away from home among the Andalusian countryside, to escape the English winters. Can Craig Rowe find 'the one' for their budget of £270k.

The series that meets Britain's vibrant canal-dwellering community. Debs and Mick hit a dead end in Wales. Adam and Lauren head to Milton Keynes to collect Adam's new book. (S2 Ep3).

Tim and Sasha are busy creating a complicated confetti drop for an upcoming wedding. And Jo and Carmen try to complete their tricky swimming pool renovation. (S5 Ep28).

Newly engaged couple Sophie and John are searching for their dream Italian home in the charming Abruzzo region. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what £50k can buy.

Phil Spencer revisits two first-time London buyers. Claire had £1.7m to spend on a flat on the South Bank with wheelchair access. Jen had high expectations south of the river. (S31 Ep9).

George attempts to bring the grandeur back to a Georgian town house in Cheshire that's been stripped of its original features, and tackles a 380-year-old Jacobean cottage. (S8 Ep4).

Renovations: In Amersham, Rollo and Olivia have ambitious plans to convert a run-down, 300-year-old barber's shop into their home. Can they make it work for 21st-century life? (S3 Ep4).

Retired racehorse breeder John builds a million-pound, high-tech, accessible glass pavilion with a wildlife garden for him and his wife Helen, whose mobility was badly affected by a stroke.

Brighton's night police patrol the town's hectic night life - from a possible suicide up on the cliff, to an urgent manhunt for a violent assailant with a crowbar. (S3 Ep1).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep13).

What do celebs from Stacey Solomon to Sara Cox think of Top of the Pops 1992, The Nevermets, Outrageous Homes, A Quiet Place and The UnXplained: Mysteries of the Universe? (S6 Ep4).

In the always-awkward first team task of the series, Stevie Martin invents a new way for humans to move, while Fatiha El-Ghorri sweeps the Taskmaster garden with a small broom. (S19 Ep2/10).

Iberville: The Nightmare Continues: Gordon's still helping Iberville Cuisine, in New Orleans' French Quarter. Will the staff walk out and implement their plan B? (S9 Ep2).

A dad and daughter's hopes for a fresh start in Suffolk after a bereavement were dashed by bad building work. Can they finish their build on a tighter budget? (Ep3/6).

Jamie Oliver takes midweek meals up a notch, as he knocks out flavour-packed gnocchi and giant spicy meatballs, and turns a family favourite on its head with his upside-down fish pie. (Ep4).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

In Leicester, Kirstie Allsopp hunts for a home that's also a good investment. In Northamptonshire, Phil Spencer seeks a place big enough for an expanding family - and a goat. (S31 Ep6).

Phil Spencer catches up with two couples who struggled to find a home. Anna and Mikey wanted a tenement flat in Glasgow, while Hemani and Nigel were thinking big in Surrey. (S31 Ep7).

The series that meets Britain's canal-dwellers. Lauren harvests lunch from her boat's roof garden, while Adam works on his book about life of the water. (S2 Ep1).

From bobbing businesses to continuous cruisers, we meet the vibrant community who live on the canals. Debs and Mick meet a Canal and River Trust legend on their way into Liverpool. (S2 Ep2).

The series that meets Britain's vibrant canal-dwellering community. Debs and Mick hit a dead end in Wales. Adam and Lauren head to Milton Keynes to collect Adam's new book. (S2 Ep3).

The series that meets Britain's canal-dwelling community. Julie and Martin approach Martin's nemesis, the supposedly haunted Harecastle Tunnel. Rhianna re-opens the Piano Boat. (S2 Ep4).

The series that meets Britain's vibrant canal-dwelling community. Will Rhianna's floating concert be harmonious? Martin faces his fears in the Harecastle Tunnel. (S2 Ep5).

Sylvia's planning a permanent move to the Dordogne in France. Craig Rowe shows her five impressive properties for her budget of £250k, but will any of them be the perfect one.

Nick and Rose want a holiday home on the Caribbean island of Barbados, to spend up to six months a year enjoying the climate and golf facilities. Craig Rowe shows them what £550k can buy.

Emma and John have fallen in love with stunning Seville. Jasmine Harman shows them modern apartments and turn-key retreats, all within their budget of £150k.

Laura Hamilton helps Jan and her son Jordan find a holiday home near the thriving town of La Duquesa. Are any of Laura's options perfect enough for Jan to put in an offer.

George attempts to bring the grandeur back to a Georgian town house in Cheshire that's been stripped of its original features, and tackles a 380-year-old Jacobean cottage. (S8 Ep4).

In Newcastle, there's an incredible display of pianistic talent from a romantic tram driver, a teenager hits all the right notes, and an 87-year-old widow brings everyone to tears. (S3 Ep4).

Joe Lycett: In his award-winning stand up show, Joe Lycett lampoons everything from tyrannical Post Office jobsworths to the stupidity of celebrities on Twitter.

Experiment: New couples move into the Open House. Chloe and Mark, who've only ever had sex with each other, open their relationship up to see if Chloe's attracted to women. (S3 Ep1/8).

Special: Gogglebox celebrates 10 years watching TV with some stand-out moments and favourite Goggleboxers - from old faces Steph and Dom to Mary and Giles and the Siddiquis.

Coming-of-age comedy about three young boys embarking on a brand new, terrifying adventure: sixth grade. Girls, kissing and an epic four-mile journey await.

In the always-awkward first team task of the series, Stevie Martin invents a new way for humans to move, while Fatiha El-Ghorri sweeps the Taskmaster garden with a small broom. (S19 Ep2/10).

Newcastle. Mum-of-three Clare kicks off the week with a hot and spicy Indian menu of pakoras, lamb curry and mango ice cream and some hit-and-miss hula-hooping. (Ep1/5).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Lee and Emma host the week's first visit at their hotel in Fife, where the B&Bers get into the swing of things on a golf course.

Winnie and Ashley hope their guests will lap up the luxury of their glampsite in Clydebank, with hot tubs, bubbly and a Loch Lomond boat trip up their sleeves.

Two B&Bers don't feel so sweet about their suite at father and daughter Jav and Sara's hotel in Seaburn, Sunderland.

Everything is going far too well on the week's final visit, to Gary and Chris's hotel in Blackpool. So naturally, the B&Bers root out some issues at breakfast.

Tension abounds on payment day, with a number of suspiciously low scores on the agenda. Who'll emerge from the vitriol victorious.

The competition begins in Perthshire, where hosts Lindsay and Pauline take their guests to a castle before finding themselves puzzled at feedback time.

The B&Bers head far north to Ross-shire, where hosts Diogo and Rafael lay on a classic Scottish offering. But there are tomato troubles and bacon bother at brekkie.

A lavatory letdown and some questionable prices cause concern at Janie and Paul's 16th-century hotel in Dumfries and Galloway.

During the week's final visit, to Morag and Jonny's glampsite in Berwickshire, the heat rises when two sets of guests fail to see eye to eye over the campfire.

After a tension-filled final visit, payment day promises to be a feisty affair. When the dust settles, who'll win the week.

Phil Spencer catches up with two couples who struggled to find a house they both agreed on: Lauren and Paul in Hertfordshire, and Dave and Kerrie in Somerset. (S31 Ep8).

Phil Spencer revisits two first-time London buyers. Claire had £1.7m to spend on a flat on the South Bank with wheelchair access. Jen had high expectations south of the river. (S31 Ep9).

Clergyman Ken is planning a permanent move to Larnaca in Cyprus, so he can be closer to his friends. With a budget of £80,000, can Jasmine Harman find the answer to his prayers.

Jules and Gaynor want to move to Poitou-Charentes in France - with their pet alpacas - to run their own gîte business. Will any of Sara Damergi's options have them al-packing their bags.

Can Ben Hillman wow Kelly and Adey with a holiday home on Spain's Costa Blanca? He shows them what £80k can buy, including a townhouse with a huge pool.

Newly engaged couple Sophie and John are searching for their dream Italian home in the charming Abruzzo region. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what £50k can buy.

Can a retired art dealer secure the future of her horse museum? And Ed convinces the owner of a record-breaking collection of brooches to sell some to help fund his dream home. (S2 Ep2).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep13).

The Murder of Rikki Neave: A true crime cold case special revisits the brutal, unsolved murder of a six-year-old in 1994. Will a compelling new lead finally reveal the killer? (Ep1/2).

The Murder of Rikki Neave: A dedicated police team start a fresh investigation into Neave's murder, sparking a cat-and-mouse game between detectives and a suspect on the run. (Ep2/2).

Brighton's night police patrol the town's hectic night life - from a possible suicide up on the cliff, to an urgent manhunt for a violent assailant with a crowbar. (S3 Ep1).

Detectives: A brutal murder on a Scottish nature reserve is investigated by specialist forensics cops using groundbreaking techniques to help identify the possible suspects. (Ep2/3).

The critical list team have difficult decisions to make. Heavy smoker David's leg is seriously at risk - which means that an urgent appendicitis case and a cancer patient must wait. (Ep3).

A 38-year-old has life-threatening injuries after a wall falls on him at work. Seven-year-old Layla-Rose has smashed her front teeth. And a motocross rider has crashed his bike. (S32 Ep5).

Newcastle. Comedy promoter David hasn't made the best impression so far.! Can his night of caviar, scallops, beef fillet, oysters, class divisions chat and carrot colours impress? (Ep2/5).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

The Huston family are determined to restore a beautiful ornate fountain that hasn't worked in years. And Chris and Jolyon have just the 60 shutters to renovate. (S5 Ep26).

Candy and Mark are looking for the perfect rural retreat to escape to in Almería in southern Spain. Ben Hillman lines up five fab options for £75k, but will any of them result in an offer.

Newly engaged couple Sophie and John are searching for their dream Italian home in the charming Abruzzo region. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what £50k can buy.

Newcastle. Mum-of-three Clare kicks off the week with a hot and spicy Indian menu of pakoras, lamb curry and mango ice cream and some hit-and-miss hula-hooping. (Ep1/5).

Newcastle. Comedy promoter David hasn't made the best impression so far.! Can his night of caviar, scallops, beef fillet, oysters, class divisions chat and carrot colours impress? (Ep2/5).

Newcastle. Marketing consultant Liz hopes to impress her guests with a sophisticated French evening. But now that David's night is out of the way, he's not holding back. (Ep3/5).

Newcastle. Club singer John hopes to hit the right notes with his travel-inspired menu and a musical surprise. But there's a heated debate over John's idol, Celine Dion. (Ep4/5).

Newcastle. With tensions rising between the guests, can spiritual Vicky and her amethyst crystal bring the group together on the final night? (Ep5/5).

Candy and Mark are looking for the perfect rural retreat to escape to in Almería in southern Spain. Ben Hillman lines up five fab options for £75k, but will any of them result in an offer.

The series that meets Britain's canal-dwelling community. Julie and Martin approach Martin's nemesis, the supposedly haunted Harecastle Tunnel. Rhianna re-opens the Piano Boat. (S2 Ep4).

It's moving-in day for Nick and Nicola but after two years of work, are they ready to settle in? And Terry and Ashley are trying to garden on a chateau scale. (S5 Ep29).

Can Ben Hillman wow Kelly and Adey with a holiday home on Spain's Costa Blanca? He shows them what £80k can buy, including a townhouse with a huge pool.

Kirstie and Phil help first-time buyers Louise and Johnny search for a family pad in Weybridge. And can Ros and her son Alex find a countryside home that meets both their needs? (S29 Ep2/8).

Stacey helps Katie and Chris, who've lost their renovation confidence after a bad experience. Can they tackle their DIY demons and create their dream space? (Ep4/6).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Greg James, Fern Brady, Spice Girl Mel B and Dermot O'Leary take on iced buns, a family classic and a celebrity doppelgänger in biscuit form.

Special: Gogglebox celebrates 10 years watching TV with some stand-out moments and favourite Goggleboxers - from old faces Steph and Dom to Mary and Giles and the Siddiquis.

After suffering a severe asthma attack while walking the kids from school, Nichole is rushed to A&E. And Josh has a serious neck injury from an accident playing American football. (S33 Ep4).

A 38-year-old has life-threatening injuries after a wall falls on him at work. Seven-year-old Layla-Rose has smashed her front teeth. And a motocross rider has crashed his bike. (S32 Ep5).

PC Jodie and PC Zoe are called to break up a brawl between neighbours. And veteran officer Emma struggles to identify a child who's found wandering the streets late at night. (S3 Ep2).

In the always-awkward first team task of the series, Stevie Martin invents a new way for humans to move, while Fatiha El-Ghorri sweeps the Taskmaster garden with a small broom. (S19 Ep2/10).

Looking for a new home and a fresh start are a couple of 'jugs' called Millie and Max, 13-week-old Jack Russell puppy Albie, and escape artist Lily the beagle. (S4 Ep2).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Greg James, Fern Brady, Spice Girl Mel B and Dermot O'Leary take on iced buns, a family classic and a celebrity doppelgänger in biscuit form.

Newcastle. Marketing consultant Liz hopes to impress her guests with a sophisticated French evening. But now that David's night is out of the way, he's not holding back. (Ep3/5).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

In Nouvelle-Aquitaine, only the frogs are enjoying the swimming pool. And Tim and Krys have gardening tasks galore before they host their largest event ever. (S5 Ep27).

Semi-retired children's nurse Tracey is looking for a holiday home in La Duquesa on Spain's Costa del Sol. Property expert Jasmine Harman suggests five properties for her £140,000 budget.

Can Ben Hillman wow Kelly and Adey with a holiday home on Spain's Costa Blanca? He shows them what £80k can buy, including a townhouse with a huge pool.

Southend-on-Sea. Dog-mad PA Julie-Ann serves up a surfing theme, with two fish dishes and a surf shack in her garden. There's a shock when glamorous guest Carol reveals her age. (Ep1/5).

Southend-on-Sea. Glamorous grandmother Carol Dolman puts on a dazzling display, on a night featuring saucy discoveries, flirty tango lessons and a wig reveal. (Ep2/5).

Southend-on-Sea. Science teacher and self-confessed geek Damian experiments with a spicy menu and a chemistry demo. But Scott brands his main the worst dish he's ever eaten. (Ep3/5).

Southend-on-Sea. Bartender and self-confessed 'airhead' Steph Barrett hosts a 1940s fancy dress night. But she has to call on her nan to bail her out with a pastry problem. (Ep4/5).

Southend-on-Sea. International DJ Scott Langley hosts with a risky menu and an 'outrageous' dress code. But how will his pigeon main go down with his guests? (Ep5/5).

Horse lovers Mel and James want a holiday home in Mijas Pueblo in southern Spain. Laura Hamilton shows them what £180k can buy. Do any of the places leave Mel and James chomping at the bit.

The series that meets Britain's vibrant canal-dwelling community. Will Rhianna's floating concert be harmonious? Martin faces his fears in the Harecastle Tunnel. (S2 Ep5).

The local mayor is heading over to Château de Lalacelle for an open house event. And Sharon and Tim battle in a wallpaper-hanging competition in Haute-Vienne. (S5 Ep30).

Janet and Richard first visited Spain 26 years ago and have dreamt of moving there since. Now, they need help finding their perfect property for £200k. Can Laura help.

Near Bristol, Kirstie and Phil help a couple who are looking for a home where they can start a family, and a mum and daughter who want a sound investment for the whole family. (S29 Ep3/8).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Greg James, Fern Brady, Spice Girl Mel B and Dermot O'Leary take on iced buns, a family classic and a celebrity doppelgänger in biscuit form.

Feud: How did Greggs steal McDonald's fast food crown and how is McDonald's fighting back? Dani Dyer explores this extraordinary fast food feud.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep12).

Experiment: New couples move into the Open House. Chloe and Mark, who've only ever had sex with each other, open their relationship up to see if Chloe's attracted to women. (S3 Ep1/8).

More people are remaining virgins for longer, but now 12 courageous adult virgins embark on a unique intimacy course, at a luxury island retreat, to overcome their intimacy anxiety. (Ep1).

Adult virgins partake in a unique intimacy course, to overcome their intimacy anxiety. Can touch therapy, massage and an 'animal game' ignite the group's sexual impulses? (Ep2).

Action-packed thriller starring Nicolas Cage. When both animals and assassins are let loose on a cargo ship, it's up to veteran-turned-poacher Frank Walsh to save the day.

Special: Gogglebox celebrates 10 years watching TV with some stand-out moments and favourite Goggleboxers - from old faces Steph and Dom to Mary and Giles and the Siddiquis.

Newcastle. Club singer John hopes to hit the right notes with his travel-inspired menu and a musical surprise. But there's a heated debate over John's idol, Celine Dion. (Ep4/5).

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Teleshopping.

Tim and Sasha are busy creating a complicated confetti drop for an upcoming wedding. And Jo and Carmen try to complete their tricky swimming pool renovation. (S5 Ep28).

Can Ben Hillman help professional dog sitter Sally find her perfect holiday home in Andalucia's white-washed villages, for her budget of £65,000.

Janet and Richard first visited Spain 26 years ago and have dreamt of moving there since. Now, they need help finding their perfect property for £200k. Can Laura help.

Inverness. National Heritage worker Gillian hosts a 'Touch of Tartan' night, with a traditional Scottish menu, top-quality local produce and bagpipes galore. (Ep1/5).

Inverness. Melissa gives herself a sneaky advantage by taking cooking lessons from a local chef, who also makes her gravy and dessert. But she still manages to cremate the crumble. (Ep2/5).

Inverness. Teetotal David hosts a nautical night with a menu of basic but wholesome food, including 'shove it in soup'. But will his non-alcoholic drinks sink or swim with his crew? (Ep3/5).

Inverness. Rock 'n' roll hairdresser Zarina claims to be an amazing cook. Could this tattooed party animal be the dark horse of the competition? (Ep4/5).

Inverness. Former professional footballer Jamie Tulloch serves up an ambitious menu of fresh local produce and entertainment from a Scottish dance troupe. (Ep5/5).

Paul and Nicola have finally decided to buy a holiday home in the seaside town of Puerto del Carmen on Lanzarote. Ben Hillman shows them five excellent options for their budget of £180,000.

Nigel, Sue and their pet 'Sheepums' begin a British waterborne adventure. And series one favourite Emma is having yet another engine disaster. (S2 Ep6).

Nick and Nicole battle freezing temperatures to transform a wing of Chateau des Vieilles Vignes. Ben and Billie set out to create a luxurious suite at Château la Grande Maison. (S4 Ep1).

Nat and Dave are ready to buy a holiday home on Lanzarote, a place they visit twice a year. Jean tries to find their perfect property on the island they love so much.

In Croydon, Kirstie and Phil help three friends who are buying together, and newly-weds Leon and Cherrelle, to get onto the tricky London property ladder. (S29 Ep4/8).

Feud: How did Greggs steal McDonald's fast food crown and how is McDonald's fighting back? Dani Dyer explores this extraordinary fast food feud.

The search concludes, at Heathrow Airport. The contenders for the final spot on the stage are a talented pilot, a romantic charity worker and a teacher with a royal medal. (S3 Ep5).

Protocol: Part four of the Tom Cruise action-thriller franchise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name, while also trying to avert nuclear war. Busy, busy, busy.

Sci-fi action-mystery set on a war-ravaged planet Earth that's been largely abandoned by humanity. With Tom Cruise, Andrea Riseborough, Olga Kurylenko and Morgan Freeman.

PC Jodie and PC Zoe are called to break up a brawl between neighbours. And veteran officer Emma struggles to identify a child who's found wandering the streets late at night. (S3 Ep2).

Detectives: The Digital Forensics Unit use groundbreaking tools to track suspects' digital footprints when a 13-year-old is murdered in a Reading park. (Ep3/3).

After suffering a severe asthma attack while walking the kids from school, Nichole is rushed to A&E. And Josh has a serious neck injury from an accident playing American football. (S33 Ep4).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

It's moving-in day for Nick and Nicola but after two years of work, are they ready to settle in? And Terry and Ashley are trying to garden on a chateau scale. (S5 Ep29).

David and Debbie are looking for a holiday home in and around the town of Coin in Spain's Málaga Province. Can they find a place big enough to house their five children and their horse.

Nat and Dave are ready to buy a holiday home on Lanzarote, a place they visit twice a year. Jean tries to find their perfect property on the island they love so much.

Lincolnshire. University lecturer Amanda Sherratt hosts a Japanese evening, including a raw fish starter and sumo wrestling for entertainment. (Ep1/5).

Lincolnshire. Retail manager Ali Roberts plans a refined night of gourmet cuisine and fine dining. But will Alex's outrageous tales ruin the elegant atmosphere? (Ep2/5).

Lincolnshire. Farmer Chris Moore hosts a beetroot bonanza, injecting the root vegetable into every part of his night, while also shocking his guests with his hidden talents. (Ep3/5).

Lincolnshire. Theatre student Jack Stone steps into the spotlight with a 'creative' evening, including DIY pizzas. But Alex steals the show with her shocking outfit. (Ep4/5).

Lincolnshire. Geordie Alex Coxon gives her guests a taste of her home 'Toon', on a night featuring glamorous glad rags, kitchen chaos and a surprising secret past. (Ep5/5).

Steve and Sid can't wait to buy their own holiday home on Fuerteventura, where they can escape for relaxing getaways with their family. Can Jasmine Harman find their dream place for £100k.

Will the water levels scupper Paul, Sami and Ren's towpath festival? And signwriter Andy begins work on a new project. (S2 Ep7).

Tim and Rebecca host their first-ever floral retreat. Nick and Nicole race against time to create a liveable space before their baby arrives. (S4 Ep2).

Barbara and Leigh met in Cyprus years ago, and now they want a holiday home there to suit the whole family. Can Ben show them a property that's an ideal match.

Kirstie Allsopp revisits two sets of house-hunters who were searching along the Norfolk coastline and the English Riviera. There have been big changes in their homes and lives. (S30 Ep5/8).

Kirstie helps Amoke and Ines look for a two-bed London flat. In north Wales, Phil assists Rachel and Leo, who are looking for a home away from forces accommodation. (S43 Ep1).

Stacey helps Katie and Chris, who've lost their renovation confidence after a bad experience. Can they tackle their DIY demons and create their dream space? (Ep4/6).

Location: Kirstie and Phil celebrate a quarter century in the property game, from boom to bust and from happy moments to turbulent times. And how has their own relationship evolved.

& Best Bits: Kirstie and Phil recall the practical jokes, fashion faux pas, outrageous stories and borderline scandalous revelations from their 25 years together. And some bloopers too.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help serial renter Kate Pybus who is worried that she's been left behind by the London property market. (S1 Ep1).