Carla tricks a man into believing he is the father of her child.

Diane looks to her friends for comfort when her cat dies, but finds everyone too enthralled by a Celtics game to notice.

Simka succumbs to the charms of the swinger Vic, one of Latka's multiple personalities.

Oscar gets the deadline jitters after committing himself to writing a book.

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

Michael (Peter Scolari) believes Joanna (Mary Frann) may be having an affair. With Bob Newhart.

Ralph wants to take out a loan to buy a hot-dog stand.

Bilko heads to Chicago to pick up an AWOL soldier.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

The Rolling Stones; Louis Armstrong; Joan Rivers; Robert Goulet; The Jackson Five; Topo Gigio; Diana Ross.

In order to win Thaila from Chatsworth Osborne Jr., Dobie reads a book on mental power so he can be the dominating man that Thalia wants.

The gang tries to get Conklin to spend a little money on heat by making him think the cold is making everyone sick.

The Pointer Sisters are tonight's musical guests; it's not hard to guess that when Mama and The Family play Charades, things will turn to chaos.Guests: The Pointer Sisters..

Jesse and Rebecca turn to a support group to see if they can socialize Nicky and Alex.

Joey hosts a new game show in which couples discover how well they know each other.

The circulation of a nasty rumor leads Stephanie to dish out some dirt on a classmate (Marla Sokoloff).

D.J.'s nerves are put to the test when her entire family invades her college entrance exam.

The boys find a wallet with $1,100 in a parking lot while playing football. The kids argue about who gets to keep the money and finally agree about sharing it but, the owner comes forward after seeing the ad in the lost and found section.

French is astonished at how much attention he attracts when he endorses a brand of marmalade.

Kathy and Danny set out to prove that they're full of energy.

Mary soon regrets living in the college dorm.

Robbie deals to get a car to win a girl.

Mike announces he has found true love.

Mr. Mooney orders Lucy to masquerade as an elderly lady for a date with the bank president.

Lucy tries to enter a truck driver in a Robert Goulet.

Ricky accidentally gives Lucy a black eye.

Lucy decides to complete a high-school love letter.

A crying baby creates havoc with the neighbors and the landlord.

Exhausted from walking the baby at night, Lucy and Ricky hire a maid.

Lou moves into Rhoda's old apartment and begins running Mary's private life the same way he runs the office.

Rhoda and Charlie, Joe's best friend, meet for the first time and immediately dislike each other.

Ann loses the only manuscript of Don's book.

Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster.

Stubing is considered for a prestigious command; a woman makes a date with a friend's fiance; an ex-surgeon criticizes Doc's practice.

Mama's long-lost brother-in-law arrives and charms everyone except her.

Aunt Fran is writing an advice column in the local newspaper, but she doesn't have any good advice; Fran relies on Mama for material; at lunch with her editor, Fran must apply some of Mama's advice when the man tries to take advantage of her.

James is not convinced that honesty is the best policy when all he gets for a good deed is obscene phone calls.

James is sure that the new job he has been promised is the answer to the family's troubles.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Gloria tries to pressure Archie into taking Edith out for a night on the town.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date.

The Cheers regulars fear that the place will become a gay hangout.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Oscar tries to conceal his divorce from his mother.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

Stephanie gives Michael an ultimatum when she finds out a romance has developed between him and his new assistant.

Alice disagrees with Ralph and Ed's choice of a political candidate; what Ralph thought was a costume party turns out to be a formal affair for his boss.

Bilko discovers that a platoon member is a former Golden Gloves champion.

Singer Shirley Bassey; singer Tony Bennett; orchestra leader Woody Herman.Guests: Shirley Bassey, Tony Bennett, Woody Herman..

The Animals; Petula Clark; Jose Cole; Myron Cohen; Jimmy Durante.Guests: Petula Clark, Myron Cohen, Jimmy Durante, The Animals..

Dobie spreads a rumor that Zelda's family will be rich.

When word gets around that Miss Brooks is having her TV antenna repaired for free, people dump their broken aerials on Connie to take to the shop; Mr. Conklin becomes suspicious and is convinced that Miss Brooks is an out-of-control antenna thief.

Maggie Smith returns to guest star as the erudite teacher of Eunice and Ed's son Bubba in another installment of The Family; a newly remodeled kitchen falls apart around Carol and Harvey.Guests: Maggie Smith..

Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Mardin (Felicia Michaels), but she turns out to be a nightmare.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

When Cissy gets her own phone, Buffy is so unhappy that Bill suspects a case of jealousy.

French accidentally knocks Buffy's prized doll over the apartment railing.

Learning about horseback riding therapy.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Preparations for Thanksgiving dinner turn into a kitchen catastrophe for Danny and the gang.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

When the Bradys' dog disappears, the family gets together to post a reward to anyone who finds him.

The Brady home is in chaos when Carol leaves to care for an ailing aunt and Alice sprains her ankle.

Marcia feels as though her world has been destroyed when she gets braces on her teeth.

Steve and Chip (Fred MacMurray, Stanley Livingston) pretend they're floating down the Mississippi River in their backyard.

Steve (Fred MacMurray), returning from a business trip, is surprised when he finds someone in his bed.

Robbie's tomboy friend (Marta Kristen) discovers her feminine side.

The three Douglas boys want a raise in their allowances. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Lucy and Viv buy a black sheep to cut the grass.

Lucy and Viv find themselves.

Lucy and a new pal (Fred MacMurray) who wants to recoup gambling losses head for the Las Vegas hills in search of uranium.

After Ricky cuts off her allowance, Lucy goes on the radio show.

Lucy wants to be in Ricky's act when an injured Buffo the Clown arrives at her apartment; she performs a slapstick routine with Ricky and a cello, and impersonates a seal; everyone is shocked when a TV network offers her a contract.

Archie tries to sue for whiplash after he is in a minor auto accident.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Mary is pressured by a neighbor to baby-sit her daughter while her husband has the chickenpox.

Bob experiences pangs of jealousy when Emily's handsome new tennis instructor comes to see him with an emotional problem, namely, his inability to turn down the women who are all uncontrollably attracted to him.

Guests include Pat Carroll and Jack Jones.Guests: Pat Carroll, Jack Jones..

A KAOS kingpin sends an invisible agent to kidnap a scientist from Max's apartment.

Max calls a maximum alert when American Indians threaten war unless they get their country back.

Sledge and Dori go undercover at a local high school to break up a car theft ring.

When 15 Elvis impersonators turn up dead, Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) go undercover as a Presley look-alike and a groupie.

A tape recording from kidnappers may hold clues to locating a missing heiress.

Doubles for the Merry Men ravage the land.

Leslie gets more than she bargained for when she gives Dick a skiing lesson.

George's only true love re-enters his life. Guest star: Rue McClanahan.

Joanna and Dick are disappointed when a weekend with two fun-loving friends doesn't go as planned.

Stephanie becomes attracted to Kirk during her visit with cousin Leslie.

Dobie is torn between Thalia and another girl.

Maynard and Dobie's chicken experiment goes awry.

Toody and Muldoon must find a way to convince an elderly lady to leave the condemned building she's living in.

Toody rescues a famous actress from a mob of screaming fans and hides her in Muldoon's house.

Gilligan and Skipper set sail on a raft in an attempt to find help.

The Skipper has to relive a World War II experience to repair the radio transmitter.

The castaways discover a long-forgotten aviator living on the island.

A competition for president of the island between Skipper and Mr. Howell leaves a surprising result.

A captured duck may mean rescue or dinner after it lands on the island.

Gilligan discovers a substance that is stronger than glue when he attempts to turn sap into maple syrup. The castaways use the substance to patch up the Minnow and prepare to escape the island.

Mr. Howell discovers a gold mine; complications occur with an attempt to leave the island in a raft.

Skipper believes a curse has fallen on him for disturbing the resting place of a carved Tiki god.

Mr. Howell consents to back Ginger's Broadway play for its out-of-New York tryout on the island.

Mr. Howell loses $3 million to Gilligan in a putting contest.

Though surrounded by water, the castaways suddenly discover that there isn't a spare drop to drink.

A Japanese submariner holds the castaways prisoner on their own island.

Gilligan unearths a chest, which the castaways think contains a pirate's treasure.

In a test of a deadly new missile, the Air Force zeros in on the castaways' island.

Gilligan meets a jungle boy and the castaways try to teach him English.

Angry because the men haven't kept their promise to build them private houses, the women move away.

The castaways have an unexpected visitor: a surfer from Hawaii who came in on a tsunami.

A gorilla is enchanted by Mrs. Howell's perfume and kidnaps her.

Gilligan is embarrassed when has to be rescued while he tries to save a drowning Mary Ann, so the other castaways devise ways to try to make him feel like a hero; he gets the chance to be a real hero when a headhunter arrives on the island.

Wrongway Feldman returns to sample the island life and he decides to live on the island forever.

The castaways form a band, but Gilligan's drumming is mistaken by local natives as a sign of war.

The castaways overhear the voices of gangsters threatening their lives.

Mr. Howell wins all of the Skipper's possessions betting on turtle races.

The Skipper insists a stone found by Gilligan will grant the finder three wishes before sundown.

The Professor tries to cure the Skipper's amnesia by hypnotizing him and taking him through time.

The castaways discover that Gilligan has been keeping a secret diary.

Gilligan puts skipper on a crash diet after they plan on joining the Navy when they are rescued.

The castaways find a crate of magician's props. They each decide to learn one of the tricks and put on a show.

A famous painter, who has renounced civilization, visits the island.

Mr. Howell puts Gilligan through basic training to be a millionaire's socialite son.

A fall from a coconut tree gives Gilligan an inflated nose and a deflated ego.

Gilligan suggests a beauty contest to decide who the prettiest woman is on the island. Others try to influence him to cast his vote in their favor.

The exiled president of a revolution-torn country visits the island.

A rocket bound for Mars lands on the island.The castaways hope to use it to get off the island.

Gilligan has the winning ticket for a South American sweepstakes.

The Professor concludes the island is sinking from bamboo poles he set in the lagoon.

The castaways make a silent movie in the hopes that it will be discovered by someone who will rescue them.

Gilligan and the Skipper hear a radio broadcast telling of the collapse of the Howell financial empire.

Two Russian cosmonauts go off course and land in the lagoon. The castaways see this as an opportunity to leave the island, but their visitors have other plans.

The Skipper accidentally creates a radio receiver in Gilligan's mouth.

Skipper trains Gilligan to succeed him as leader in the event that savages capture him. When Skipper disappears, it is up to Gilligan to take charge and lead the castaways.

The Professor fears for Gilligan's life after he is bitten by a large bug.

Gilligan accidentally activates the timing device of a World War II mine.

Gilligan and the Skipper suspect one of the castaways of murder.

The Professor uses a communications cable found in the lagoon to build a telephone.

The men learn Mary Ann's boyfriend has married another woman.

Gilligan discovers an island bush with seeds that make mind reading possible.

Everyone receives an invitation to the Howells' party except the Skipper.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

Peter receives a black eye when he tries to defend his little sister.

French takes a cooking lesson and unwittingly becomes engaged.

Danny's nervous about meeting Kathy's father. Guest: William Demarest.

Emergencies keep Alex away during Father and Son Week.

Chip and his pal Ernie go treasure hunting.

Chip and Ernie conclude the world is ending.

When Lucy tries to help Mr. Mooney, she gets him fired instead.

Lucy tears up a letter before she can find out who's coming to visit her.

Lucy wants to get into the act when Ricky produces an American Indian show.

Sad Lucy wanders off while her surprise party waits.

Lucy tries everything to get a larger apartment.

A matchmaking enterprise that Lucy and Ethel concoct backfires.

When Lou decides to hire a female newscaster, he gives orders to find a.

Rhoda talks Joe into asking her father for the money he needs to save his business.

Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her.

Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple.

Isaac loves a girl (Debbie Allen) considering marriage; an heiress thinks men just want her money; a dog rejects its mistress' suitor.

Mama discovers a stranger has been buried next to her husband.

Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Florida's dream of finally getting her high-school diploma is clouded by James' opposition to the idea.

Florida and James are torn between letting J.J. do a portrait and their misgivings about the prospective model.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she find's Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

An estranged Archie and Edith are determined to prove to each other that they are perfectly content going their separate ways.

Dan (John Larroquette) throws a bachelor party for Bull (Richard Moll) and the celebrants wind up at a seedy motel.

Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.

Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled when Buddy convinces Rob to take care of his German shepherd.

Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers turn out a show without his help.

Sam discovers Coach is being ripped off in his daily gin games.

Diane is furious when Sam enters a photo of her in the annual Miss Boston Barmaid contest.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Felix is told he can direct a razor commercial on television provided he can get football star Deacon Jones to appear in it.

When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her.

Stephanie (Julia Duffy) arrives at the TV station's anniversary party with a date, hoping to make Michael (Peter Scolari) jealous.

Ralph writes a nasty letter to his boss and then scrambles to get it back.

An insubordinate GI thwarts Bilko's drive for glory.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

Dobie and Maynard foil phony dry-cleaners.

The students and faculty of Madison High propose a hobby show as a diversion for overworked Miss Brooks, but she ends up even more exhausted.

Betty White hits the stage; Betty plays Eunice's sister as The Family celebrates Mama's birthday; elsewhere, vacationers Carol and Tim lose sleep over a bug in their hotel room.Guests: Betty White..