Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled when Buddy convinces Rob to take care of his German shepherd.

When Woody's parents insist that their son return to Indiana to escape the decadence of Boston, the gang produces a home movie to refute their claims.

Diane, who has always wanted to be a writer, is offered to have one of her novels published; can Diane can combine her work with marriage?

Louie promises to turn over a new leaf when he fears he may die during an operation.

When $50 is missing from the poker bank, Felix suspects Oscar of taking the money.

Bob and Emily have been trying for some time to have a child. When they attend a party where the conversation turns to the subject of children, they feel so left out that they decide to adopt a child.

Max comes to the rescue of a madcap heiress who staged her own kidnapping.

Ralph gets his new bowling ball stuck on his hand.

A WAC sergeant and Bilko compete for the right to have the use of a personal jeep.

Guests are Dyan Cannon and Paul Lynde; Lynde plays a smarmy insurance salesman, and later appears in Canoga Falls in Cannon on As The Stomach Turns.Guests: Dyan Cannon, Paul Lynde..

In order to obtain enough money to impress Thalia on their prom date, Dobie conspires with his beatnik friend Maynard to rig a raffle at the local movie theater.

Harriet talks her father into spying on Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton one evening to prove that there's nothing untoward going on between the two.

An old friend of Kate tells the girls to dig up some eligible prospects, in order to get Kate married again.

Ann and Don find a cabin after their plane crashes and leaves them lost in the woods.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

Joey is secretly taped for a video dating service and meets the woman of his dreams (Yvette Nipar).

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

Bill plays detective after he discovers thefts on a construction site.

Rusty runs away to an orphanage when Danny breaks his promise to perform at Rusty's school.

Alex feels like he has no position at home.

The usually all-male Douglas household becomes a refuge for a female dancer who has been evicted from her apartment.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) takes part in a fathers-vs.-sons quiz show.

Lucy nurses Uncle Harry after he has his tonsils removed.

Lucy dresses as a cadet to see Jerry in military school.

An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

Mary promises to find separated Lou a date.

Fonzie asks Richie to keep an eye on his girlfriend while he is out of town for a week.

Shirley becomes convinced she was adopted when her brother come to town to visit.

A widow plays matchmaker for her sister; Isaac's dental filling receives transmissions; a couple's vow stops at "obey.".

Doc reconciles with his brother; A couple tries deception to get free passage; A girl experiences first love.

The Clampetts, on the advice of Mr. Drysdale, become the owners of the most exclusive dress shop in Beverly Hills.

The Clampetts' new exclusive dress shop becomes "The House of Granny" -- complete with cracker barrel, potbellied stove, etc.

Mama is jealous when Iola acquires a new best friend.

Iola, Bubba and Mama fantasize about marriage after attending a wedding. Guest star: Joseph Campanella.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Irene Lorenzo challenges Archie to a game of pool at Kelsey's Tavern.

The Bunker household's Christmas mood turns grim when Edith tells Gloria she is going for a surgical examination.

During Elka's city council debate, things heat up between Victoria and J.J. and Melanie and Donald.

The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.

Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers turn out a show without his help.

Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she can't bring herself to tell him it is ugly.

Sam returns to the bar when his trip around the world is cut short by a sunken craft; his attempts to regain his old job are hampered by the bar's management.

Sam tries to keep Rebecca from finding out about his second job as a substitute for a local sportscaster.

Alex arranges a date between Elaine and one of his fares, who is a real loser with women.

Felix is forced to depend on Oscar's help in the finals of the Golden Apron Cooking Contest.

When Bob returns from his vacation in Mexico, Jerry announces that he is about to be married to a girl he just met. Cynthia, a beautiful but domineering oral hygienist, becomes too much for Jerry, and he realizes that he has made a mistake.

CONTROL pits their robot, Hymie, against KAOS' notorious killer, Octavia.

Ralph tries to get New Year's Eve off work to go to a party.

Bilko and his cohorts invest in an ailing race horse.

Guest stars Ken Berry and Totie Fields drop by to take part in some of Carol's most popular recurring sketches.Guests: Ken Berry, Totie Fields..

Dobie tries to impress Thalia by dressing as nicely as the rich Milton Armitage. A frustrated Milton doesn't know that Dobie is borrowing his duds from a local tailor.

Chaos reigns when Mr. Conklin's written speech to the school board is accidentally torn.

Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.

Uncle Joe wants to cash in on the recent Beatlemania fever, by making up a girl group named The Ladybugs, starring his nieces and Sheriff Ragsdale's daughter.

ALF convinces Willie to travel to the mountains to cut down a real Christmas tree.

Ann thinks she has a hot stock tip.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

The Monkees are fired when a mobster takes over Pop's Restaurant.

A rock-music agent wants to sign Greg to become a rock star named Johnny Bravo. Greg lets his new fame get to his head.

Mike is swindled by a man posing as a music publisher.

Bill has to look after the children when French is out of town.

Learning about bird watching.

Danny becomes the umpire for Rusty's baseball team.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Donna tries to help Jeff win a football uniform.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Robbie learns of an old Italian custom when he takes a girl walking in the park and is then expected to marry her.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) gets a parking ticket from Robbie's girlfriend, a meter maid, then flunks his driving test.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Lucy and Kim portray the Andrews Sisters in a fan club production.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

Lucy and Viv try to undo a college-reunion prank.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

Greg seems sick, but Alice discovers a love note he wrote to a mysterious "Linda.".

Rhoda is madly in love with the owner of the store she works in but has no idea how he feels about her.

When the Bradys' dog disappears, the family gets together to post a reward to anyone who finds him.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph sneak out of their hotel room to sample the nightlife in Chicago.

The Brady home is in chaos when Carol leaves to care for an ailing aunt and Alice sprains her ankle.

Lenny and Squiggy replace the girls as directors of the brewery's annual talent show.

Marcia feels as though her world has been destroyed when she gets braces on her teeth.

A woman falls for a man's claim of a year of celibacy; a woman's bridge partners hinder her romance; Stubing makes Vicki his secretary.

Mr. Howell puts Gilligan through basic training to be a millionaire's socialite son.

A fall from a coconut tree gives Gilligan an inflated nose and a deflated ego.

Doc sees his new bride kissing another man; a safety inspector falls in love; a former employer wants a lady executive to work for him.

Gilligan finds himself a blushing bride when a native chief comes to the island to marry off his daughter. However, he must compete with another suitor for the young woman's hand.

Gilligan suggests a beauty contest to decide who the prettiest woman is on the island. Others try to influence him to cast his vote in their favor.

Snooty Mrs. Drysdale mistakes Elly for a European princess and excitedly plans a lavish party in her honor.

In need of extra cash, the Cunninghams reluctantly rent out the room over the garage to Fonzie.

Jed does business his own way when Drysdale forms Clampco Inc. for tax purposes and makes Jed president.

When Fonzie's motorcycle is totaled in front of the Cunningham house, he vows to kill the perpetrator.

Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph try mass baby-sitting to raise money for tickets to a big football game.

Mama leads a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe.

Fonzie suffers a case of stage fright when he makes his singing debut at the big dance.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Lucy may be riding with a killer (Elsa Lanchester).

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Misadventures abound when the Ricardos and Mertzes vacation in Florida.

Lucy manages to have the boat run out of gas on a pleasure cruise.

Mike and Gloria have a heated argument over the fact that Gloria's now the aggressor in their marital relationship.

The Ricardos go to Cuba, where Ricky wants to introduce his relatives to his wife and son.

It is Archie's birthday and he is more surprised by his birth certificate than by his surprise party.

A Russian immigrant, charged with possession of stolen merchandise, threatens to set himself on fire.

While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.

Harry falls for a rock star, but soon learns that the relationship won't work.

Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.

Bull takes care of a neighbor's baby, not realizing that the mother has abandoned the child.

Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but he forgets to get the tickets.

The court deals with a man who, once declared legally dead, returns home to his wife to find she has remarried.

Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating Sally as one of the boys.

Carla plans to marry Eddie but wants to quit waitressing due to Eddie's career; Rebecca refuses to allow the wedding reception in the bar until Sam persuades Rebecca that the reception will impress her boss Mr. Drake.

Rebecca puts Sam in charge of Carla's wedding plans; Sam orders Woody to tell the church that the couple are late, Cliff to retrieve Eddie and Frasier to pick up Carla's gown.

Cliff (John Ratzenberger) handcuffs himself to his mother's (Frances Sternhagen) house in an effort to save it from demolition.

Bobby tears up his cabbie license when it seems he has finally landed a long-awaited role in a soap opera.

Lilith wins a weekend with Sam at a Cheers-sponsored "hunk" auction.

Felix persuades Oscar to use his influence to prevent a great college quarterback from being corrupted by pro football.

Bob decides that for his own mental well-being, he needs some peace and quiet. He moves into a hotel room by himself for a few days, leaving a confused Howard thinking that Bob and Emily have split up.

Jerry fears there's something wrong with him because he never becomes serious about any of the girls he dates, and asks Bob if he can become one of his patients; Bob agrees, but they abandon the plan when it begins to interfere with their friendship.

Max learns he is number one on the KAOS kill list with a bounty on his head.

Bob and Emily travel to a ski lodge that's nearly deserted except for the annoying couple with whom they share a bathroom.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Feeling unfulfilled and having just turned 29, Carol quits her job as Bob's receptionist, then suddenly shows up at one of Bob's group-therapy sessions, creating a situation in which Bob finds himself more of a patient than a doctor.

Bilko heads to Chicago to pick up an AWOL soldier.

Max joins KAOS in an attempt to find out who's paying off CONTROL agents.

Carol salutes MGM with the help of guest stars Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart; spoofs of classic movies abound, including Ninotchka, Blackboard Jungle, Gone With The Wind, and more.Guests: Chita Rivera, Bob Newhart..

Max is assigned to solve the mysterious disappearance of CONTROL agents.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Thalia urges Dobie to become a doctor, but he meets Zelda Gilroy and learns about the scientific concept of propinquity, the psychological tendency for people to form relationships with those whom they encounter often.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Miss Brooks plays matchmaker between a reluctant janitor and a cleaning lady.

Toody tries to give Lucille a special gift.

Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.

The officers use Sylvia to catch a con man.

ALF convinces Willie to travel to the mountains to cut down a real Christmas tree.

Lucy assists a famous actress (Shelley Winters) in her battle to lose weight.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

Lucy tries to keep the press away from a secluded guest (Eva Gabor).

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Lucy's birthday party is held at a Chinese restaurant.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

Lucy wants Wayne Newton to hire her son as a drummer in his band.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

Lucy tries to hire Van Johnson to sing "Happy Birthday" to a cow.

The Monkees are fired when a mobster takes over Pop's Restaurant.

Lucy fears Harry is plotting to kill her after she goes on strike.

Mike is swindled by a man posing as a music publisher.

Enemy agents seeking a secret formula chase Lucy through an airport.

Learning about bird watching.

Kim pretends to be a terrible secretary to make Uncle Harry appreciate Lucy.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Lucy works at a Chinese laundry after damaging their delivery truck.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Lucy tries to boost the confidence of a timid man (Wally Cox).

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Greg seems sick, but Alice discovers a love note he wrote to a mysterious "Linda.".

Lucy helps Harry avoid marriage by pretending to be his pregnant wife.

When the Bradys' dog disappears, the family gets together to post a reward to anyone who finds him.

Lucy is denied a vacation by Harry because of her constant extended lunches and late mornings.

The Brady home is in chaos when Carol leaves to care for an ailing aunt and Alice sprains her ankle.

Uncle Harry moves in with Lucy and refuses to help out with chores.

Marcia feels as though her world has been destroyed when she gets braces on her teeth.

Lucy and Vivian compete for the attention of a cruise ship captain.

Mr. Howell puts Gilligan through basic training to be a millionaire's socialite son.

With little notice, Lucy must organize a shipboard talent show.

A fall from a coconut tree gives Gilligan an inflated nose and a deflated ego.

Lucy talks Flip Wilson into taking part in Harry's neighborhood play.

Gilligan finds himself a blushing bride when a native chief comes to the island to marry off his daughter. However, he must compete with another suitor for the young woman's hand.

Lucy is quarantined with newly returned astronauts.

Gilligan suggests a beauty contest to decide who the prettiest woman is on the island. Others try to influence him to cast his vote in their favor.

Lucy and Kim plan a bogus counterfeiting operation to pressure Harry into giving Lucy a raise.

In need of extra cash, the Cunninghams reluctantly rent out the room over the garage to Fonzie.

Lucy shares a seat on a ski lift with Dinah Shore.

When Fonzie's motorcycle is totaled in front of the Cunningham house, he vows to kill the perpetrator.

Lucy becomes David Frost's traveling companion.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph try mass baby-sitting to raise money for tickets to a big football game.

Lucy can win $1,000 if she teaches a chimpanzee to perform a trick.

Fonzie suffers a case of stage fright when he makes his singing debut at the big dance.

Lucy invites a little old lady (Helen Hayes) to stay at her house.

Lucy may be riding with a killer (Elsa Lanchester).

Lucy is appointed office manager in order to qualify Harry for a federal loan.

Misadventures abound when the Ricardos and Mertzes vacation in Florida.

Lucy manages to have the boat run out of gas on a pleasure cruise.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

The Ricardos go to Cuba, where Ricky wants to introduce his relatives to his wife and son.

Lucy falls for the doctor (Lloyd Bridges) treating her broken leg.

A Russian immigrant, charged with possession of stolen merchandise, threatens to set himself on fire.

Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback.

Harry falls for a rock star, but soon learns that the relationship won't work.

Lucy takes a job as an assistant to a pregnant Petula Clark.

Bull takes care of a neighbor's baby, not realizing that the mother has abandoned the child.

Donny Osmond joins Lucy and Kim in a musical revue to help save a local beach.

The court deals with a man who, once declared legally dead, returns home to his wife to find she has remarried.

Harry tries to convince Lucy to marry a wealthy foreign prince.

A simple prank against Frasier nearly turns into tragedy as Norm and Cliff lead him to believe that Rebecca is lusting after him.

Lucy auditions for the part of a pickle in a TV commercial.

Norm paints Rebecca's office and apartment to pay off his overextended bar tab.

Lucy goes under cover to get information from a prisoner (Elsa Lanchester).

Cliff (John Ratzenberger) handcuffs himself to his mother's (Frances Sternhagen) house in an effort to save it from demolition.

Lucy takes up pottery in order to replace Harry's valuable broken vase.

Lilith wins a weekend with Sam at a Cheers-sponsored "hunk" auction.

Lucy and Harry recall some of their funniest moments.

Lucy befriends an eccentric artist (Danny Thomas).

Howard floats into Bob's office on Cloud Nine after having a tooth pulled. He is so poetic that Carol tells Emily that she's in love with him. Emily agrees to help Carol get him, and the two have an up-and-down romance.

Uncle Harry buys a pet shop to make a quick buck.

Jerry fears there's something wrong with him because he never becomes serious about any of the girls he dates, and asks Bob if he can become one of his patients; Bob agrees, but they abandon the plan when it begins to interfere with their friendship.

Lucy persuades Eddie Albert to perform with her at a charity event.

Bob and Emily travel to a ski lodge that's nearly deserted except for the annoying couple with whom they share a bathroom.

Lucy rents Kim's room to a woman-hating used car salesman (Jackie Coogan).

Feeling unfulfilled and having just turned 29, Carol quits her job as Bob's receptionist, then suddenly shows up at one of Bob's group-therapy sessions, creating a situation in which Bob finds himself more of a patient than a doctor.

Lucy falls in love with a man (Andy Griffith) who sings in the park.

Max joins KAOS in an attempt to find out who's paying off CONTROL agents.

Lucy is the reason a jury spends a night in a shabby hotel.

Max is assigned to solve the mysterious disappearance of CONTROL agents.

Kim and Frankie Avalon play Sonny and Cher in a nightclub act.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Harry buys five acres of worthless land after finding gold nuggets.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A neighborhood-watch meeting puts Lucy on edge.

Toody tries to give Lucille a special gift.

Lucy places the winning bid in a celebrity auction for Milton Berle to entertain at one of her parties.

The officers use Sylvia to catch a con man.

Lucy assists a famous actress (Shelley Winters) in her battle to lose weight.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

Lucy tries to keep the press away from a secluded guest (Eva Gabor).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Lucy's birthday party is held at a Chinese restaurant.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

Lucy wants Wayne Newton to hire her son as a drummer in his band.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

Lucy tries to hire Van Johnson to sing "Happy Birthday" to a cow.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Lucy fears Harry is plotting to kill her after she goes on strike.

Bill thinks the clan should live in the country.

Enemy agents seeking a secret formula chase Lucy through an airport.

Rusty comes down with the measles, and Danny can't visit him in the hospital unless he can prove to Kathy, a nurse, that he has already had the disease.

Kim pretends to be a terrible secretary to make Uncle Harry appreciate Lucy.

Donna finds an abandoned baby on her doorstep.

Lucy works at a Chinese laundry after damaging their delivery truck.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Lucy tries to boost the confidence of a timid man (Wally Cox).

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

Viv raises Lucy's rent when a loophole in the lease allows her to take over the house.

Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

Mary tries to get Lou and his wife back together.

Lucy helps Harry avoid marriage by pretending to be his pregnant wife.

Howard sues Fonzie when a pigeon coop on top of the garage caves in the roof.

Lucy is denied a vacation by Harry because of her constant extended lunches and late mornings.

When Laverne wins a five minute, supermarket shopping spree, the gang has a list of items they want.

Uncle Harry moves in with Lucy and refuses to help out with chores.

Stubing fears a portrait will be too revealing; a woman won't become involved with her neighbor; a new groom sees a face from his past.

Lucy and Vivian compete for the attention of a cruise ship captain.

With little notice, Lucy must organize a shipboard talent show.

Gopher thinks he recognizes a woman; a pianist debates ending his retirement; a man tries to claim workers' compensation for insanity.

Lucy talks Flip Wilson into taking part in Harry's neighborhood play.

Lucy is quarantined with newly returned astronauts.

Granny and gasoline prove a terrifying mixture when, after a taxi ride, she decides she must learn to drive.

Lucy and Kim plan a bogus counterfeiting operation to pressure Harry into giving Lucy a raise.

Drysdale's remedy for Granny's homesickness starts the first social revolution in the history of Beverly Hills.

Lucy shares a seat on a ski lift with Dinah Shore.

Mama appears on the "Jeopardy!" game show and wins a trip to Hawaii.

Lucy becomes David Frost's traveling companion.

Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute.

Lucy can win $1,000 if she teaches a chimpanzee to perform a trick.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Lucy invites a little old lady (Helen Hayes) to stay at her house.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Lucy is appointed office manager in order to qualify Harry for a federal loan.

Archie anticipates seeing his old buddy, Joe Tucker, after a separation of more than 18 years.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

Inadvertently, Archie causes a mentally impaired box-boy to lose his job at the grocery.

Lucy falls for the doctor (Lloyd Bridges) treating her broken leg.

Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.

Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback.

Lucy takes a job as an assistant to a pregnant Petula Clark.

Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.

Donny Osmond joins Lucy and Kim in a musical revue to help save a local beach.

After Buddy quits his job for another that falls through, Rob and Sally conspire to get his old job back.

Harry tries to convince Lucy to marry a wealthy foreign prince.

Six-year-old Ritchie asks his parents about the birds and the bees.

Lucy auditions for the part of a pickle in a TV commercial.

Woody, dressed up as Mark Twain for a local theater production, walks into the bar and captures an older woman's heart.

Lucy goes under cover to get information from a prisoner (Elsa Lanchester).

Rebecca makes an embarrassing pass at Drake to make a point that she is heterosexual.

Lucy takes up pottery in order to replace Harry's valuable broken vase.

Latka assumes he will soon have a new father when Alex and his mother have an evening love affair.

Lucy and Harry recall some of their funniest moments.

Oscar really likes Felix's female doctor.

Lucy befriends an eccentric artist (Danny Thomas).

Bob refuses to wear the beautiful gold watch Emily gave him for his 40th birthday after he learns just how expensive it was.

Uncle Harry buys a pet shop to make a quick buck.

KAOS wants to kidnap Miss U.S.A. in an attempt to get her scientist father to cooperate with them.

Lucy persuades Eddie Albert to perform with her at a charity event.

Ralph thinks Alice is having an affair, but she is actually meeting with a TV producer to get him on "This Is Your Life.".

Lucy rents Kim's room to a woman-hating used car salesman (Jackie Coogan).

Bilko discovers that a platoon member is a former Golden Gloves champion.

Lucy falls in love with a man (Andy Griffith) who sings in the park.

Carol Burnett leads her comedy troupe and various celebrity guests in a series of comedic sketches and musical performances.

Lucy is the reason a jury spends a night in a shabby hotel.

Kim and Frankie Avalon play Sonny and Cher in a nightclub act.

Dobie's rarely seen older brother advises him to try to gain sympathy from a new girl in school by bemoaning his affair with a married older woman, but this causes the girl to conclude that Dobie is involved with their math teacher, Mrs. Adams.

Harry buys five acres of worthless land after finding gold nuggets.

Miss Brooks is ordered to find out what's wrong with star baseball player Bones Snodgrass and finds out he's in love with Suzy Prentisss.

A neighborhood-watch meeting puts Lucy on edge.

Uncle Jo plans to use Orville Miggs' flivver to power his own railroad and bankrupt the Hooterville Cannonball.

Lucy places the winning bid in a celebrity auction for Milton Berle to entertain at one of her parties.

Lou hires a pop group with a surprising finale.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Bill thinks the clan should live in the country.

Rusty comes down with the measles, and Danny can't visit him in the hospital unless he can prove to Kathy, a nurse, that he has already had the disease.

Donna finds an abandoned baby on her doorstep.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

After a robbery, Lucy and the kids build their own burglar alarm.

Viv raises Lucy's rent when a loophole in the lease allows her to take over the house.

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

Mary tries to get Lou and his wife back together.

Howard sues Fonzie when a pigeon coop on top of the garage caves in the roof.

When Laverne wins a five minute, supermarket shopping spree, the gang has a list of items they want.

Stubing fears a portrait will be too revealing; a woman won't become involved with her neighbor; a new groom sees a face from his past.

Gopher thinks he recognizes a woman; a pianist debates ending his retirement; a man tries to claim workers' compensation for insanity.

Granny and gasoline prove a terrifying mixture when, after a taxi ride, she decides she must learn to drive.

Drysdale's remedy for Granny's homesickness starts the first social revolution in the history of Beverly Hills.

Mama appears on the "Jeopardy!" game show and wins a trip to Hawaii.

Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Archie anticipates seeing his old buddy, Joe Tucker, after a separation of more than 18 years.

Inadvertently, Archie causes a mentally impaired box-boy to lose his job at the grocery.

Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.

Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.

After Buddy quits his job for another that falls through, Rob and Sally conspire to get his old job back.

Six-year-old Ritchie asks his parents about the birds and the bees.

Woody, dressed up as Mark Twain for a local theater production, walks into the bar and captures an older woman's heart.

Rebecca makes an embarrassing pass at Drake to make a point that she is heterosexual.

Latka assumes he will soon have a new father when Alex and his mother have an evening love affair.

Oscar really likes Felix's female doctor.

Bob refuses to wear the beautiful gold watch Emily gave him for his 40th birthday after he learns just how expensive it was.

KAOS wants to kidnap Miss U.S.A. in an attempt to get her scientist father to cooperate with them.

Ralph thinks Alice is having an affair, but she is actually meeting with a TV producer to get him on "This Is Your Life.".

Bilko discovers that a platoon member is a former Golden Gloves champion.

Carol Burnett leads her comedy troupe and various celebrity guests in a series of comedic sketches and musical performances.

Dobie's rarely seen older brother advises him to try to gain sympathy from a new girl in school by bemoaning his affair with a married older woman, but this causes the girl to conclude that Dobie is involved with their math teacher, Mrs. Adams.

Miss Brooks is ordered to find out what's wrong with star baseball player Bones Snodgrass and finds out he's in love with Suzy Prentisss.

Uncle Jo plans to use Orville Miggs' flivver to power his own railroad and bankrupt the Hooterville Cannonball.

Lou hires a pop group with a surprising finale.