Gopher breaks a passenger's (Jose Ferrer) priceless statue; Judy is labeled a home-wrecker; Ace snaps a telling shot of two couples.

Mama mistakenly believes that Vint bought her an expensive bracelet.

Greed overtakes Mama when she gets $800 from a malfunctioning bank teller machine.

J.J. becomes an instant celebrity after winning a local art show.

After J.J. wins the lottery, he is faced with two gun-toting members of a girls' gang.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Archie's management skills cause Harry and Carlos to quit on opening night, and Archie must turn to his inexperienced family members for help.

Gloria gets a letter from a friend that arranged her blind date with Mike, Gloria recounts the story of what happened that night.

Joy's younger sister visits; Melanie helps Victoria write a children's book; Elka and Mamie Sue welcome British royalty.

When Bob helps Joy's grandson deal with a bully, Joy views him in a new light; Melanie is inspired to reconnect with a woman from her past; Victoria tries to keep pace with her younger boyfriend.

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

Frasier regrets bringing his low self-esteem group to Cheers; Woody's barbering talents leave Sam distressed.

Woody makes a grave impression on Kelly's (Jackie Swanson) grandmother (Celeste Holm) after moonlighting at a cemetery.

Louie comforts Zena's heartbroken friend (Andrea Marcovicci).

Oscar arranges for Felix to cover an international wrestling match.

When an unseen member, a Mr. Gianelli, threatens to turn the group's annual surprise party into a disaster, Bob kicks him out of the group, and his decision meets with instant approval until Mr. Gianelli dies under a ton of zucchini.

Desperate Kirk starts up a club for singles with hopes of finding the perfect woman.

An adoption agency inspects the Kramdens.

When Doberman is discovered to have a great singing voice, Bilko offers to be his manager.

Guest Shirley MacLaine joins Carol in sharing some of their fan mail; Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.Guests: Shirley MacLaine..

Wini thinks a widow is after Herbert.

Connie hates that her former landlady Mrs. Davis lives alone, so she schemes to get her to move in with her and Angela.

Ann's agent plants a scandalous item about her.

Shysters use the nuns and Uncle Reggie to rob the casino.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Little ghosts begin haunting the Brady house when their parents decide to move.

Emily plays Cupid for French; her son falls for Cissy.

José has to face a rival in his attempts to get the girl of his dreams.

Donna decides to get a new car for a dedicated doctor.

Mike learns a business secret in psychology class.

Robbie's class exercise involves making investments.

Lucy takes up knitting to make a birthday present for her boyfriend.

The FBI wants Lucy to pose as a gangster's girl.

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

The new station manager fires Lou when the news show's ratings drop.

Chachi witnesses a passionate love scene between Joanie and an actor during rehearsals for a school play.

The guy who proposed to Laverne 10 years earlier re-enters her life.

Doc falls for a radio psychologist; a gambler (Thom Bray) risks love; a woman wants to retire her spouse's (Donald O'Connor) orangutan.

A disguised rock star faces rejection; a novelist sees Ace as the hero of her next book; two lovers celebrate their 10th anniversary.

Mama has visions of her overbearing mother.

Mama disrupts Vint's plans to join an elite poker club.

J.J. resorts to crime in an effort to get his family out of the ghetto.

Florida has only one choice of action when she discovers what J.J. is doing for money.

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

On Christmas Day, Edith becomes despondent and feels betrayed by God as she mourns the death of Beverly. However, she is encouraged to see the situation differently by the seemingly most unexpected person.

Edith plans on seeing her good friend appearance at Carnegie Hall. While Mike walks her to a cab, the two encounter a couple of muggers.

Joy competes for Bob's affection; Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair takes an unexpected turn; Victoria hires a bodyguard.

A damage control team to cover up the mayor's death; Elka meets a mistress of the mayor's; Victoria confronts a woman who gave her show bad reviews.

Rob's living room needs to be painted so he hires a colorful master painter from Rome.

Rob unwittingly describes Laura as a "nut" on TV.

Carla's son Gino (Josh Lozoff) decides to enter the priesthood; Cliff tries out his stand-up comedy act.

A birthday surprise for his son reveals a secret from Frasier's past.

Alex and his father, who is back in town to pay a visit, both date the same girl.

Invoking his ESP, Felix warns a skeptical Oscar not to attend a banquet.

Emily accuses Bob of being stuck in a middle-aged rut and challenges him to switch family responsibilities.

Kirk is certain he has found the right woman until he discovers she's a professional clown.

At Norton's urging, Ralph tries to use astrology as a means to get a raise.

Bilko's country cousin arrives at the fort.

The Pointer Sisters are tonight's musical guests; it's not hard to guess that when Mama and The Family play Charades, things will turn to chaos.Guests: The Pointer Sisters..

Dobie tries to bolster Maynard's romantic confidence.

A set of ridiculous new rules and duties posted by Mr. Conklin has the faculty in a tizzy, so Miss Brooks calls an emergency meeting during lunch at her house.

Don refuses to shave his new beard.

The sisters care for Carlos' monkey for a few days.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Mike and Carol settle an argument about who has the easier job by switching roles.

Jody plays with a new boy in the park, but the boy's mother acts mysteriously.

Kathy and Bunny purchase a dilapidated house in the country without telling their husbands.

Mary wants to reform a carefree basketball player.

Bub's old pal, a baseball manager, comes for an award.

Bub tells the boys about his youth.

Lucy creates havoc when she suddenly gains incredible strength.

George Burns asks Lucy to become his partner in his nightclub act.

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

Phyllis begs Mary to tell her daughter, Bess, about the facts of life.

Fonzie takes Jenny as his bride in a mock ceremony at a costume ball only to discover that the marriage is binding.

The girls find that they are not as young as they thought, when they attend a wild fraternity party.

A psychic predicts doom; a woman and an old beau are reunited by her dead husband's design; a man discovers that he was once married.

Stubing's pending marriage upsets Vicki; a veteran football player faces being cut; a cook (Michael Winslow) has two roommates.

Mama suspects Bubba of more than studying with a pretty classmate.

Mama's home may be demolished to make way for a new landfill.

The children and Willona try to convince Florida to have some fun.

J.J. comes up with a vocal discovery that he calls the "great white hope.".

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Edith gets her big chance for fame and fortune when she's asked to do a television commercial.

Archie's Place is robbed while the bar is doing great business during the Super Bowl.

The women take DNA tests to learn about their ancestries; Melanie pretends to be someone else; Victoria learns she is Native American; Joy and Elka make a startling discovery.

Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits.

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.

Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

Rebecca regrets hiring Woody's cousin Russell (Harry Connick Jr.) to play piano at the bar; Cliff gets a new uniform.

Rebecca convinces Sam to let her run the bar, then lets the liquor license expire; Woody joins a poolroom poker game.

Louie threatens to sever all ties with his mother when she announces her intention to remarry.

Oscar and Felix are shocked to learn that a computer dating service has matched Oscar with Gloria, Felix's ex-wife.

Bob and Emily invite Carol to share her "heavy" experiences with the overweight workshop.

Stephanie attends a poetry reading to look over the eligible men, but Joanna winds up getting the attention.

In order to save money, the Kramdens and the Nortons move in together.

Bilko is ordered to get rid of his racing pigeons.

Maggie Smith returns to guest star as the erudite teacher of Eunice and Ed's son Bubba in another installment of The Family; a newly remodeled kitchen falls apart around Carol and Harvey.Guests: Maggie Smith..

Dobie and Maynard masquerade as a war hero and aide.

After a young boy becomes enamored with Miss Brooks, his father, a rich maharajah, tries to persuade her to return to India with them.

Ann's attempts to help a drunken actor are misinterpreted when he comes to his senses.

The convent buys a cow which doesn't give milk.

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

Jan receives a locket from an unknown admirer and all the Bradys are curious about who sent it.

Father Guido Sarducci exorcises Marshall after he becomes addicted to video games.

Cissy's old flame (David Ladd) has joined the Peace Corps.

Lauren convinces Patty to go out for girls' football.

Someone steals the money Kathy was saving for Danny's birthday gift.

Visiting an agility training center for dogs.

Jeff finds the winning raffle ticket for a new car.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Chip faces a life-and-death problem.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Chip decides to raffle off a date with a movie star.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Lucy pretends to be a sailor to track down and get Mr Mooney's signature on some important papers but finds herself stuck aboard a submarine with him.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Lucy accumulates cans of beans hoping to make a profit from them.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

D.J. tries to stop Kimmy from eloping with her new boyfriend; Joey gets an opportunity to meet the Queen of England.

When D.J.'s prank backfires, Jesse decides to take the blame.

Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

When Bobby makes an idol out of Jesse James, Mike and Carol are asked to meet with his principal.

Lou's friend, a middle-aged bachelor, persuades Lou to get him a date with Mary.

Marcia is dumped by the campus hero because her nose is swollen from an accident.

Chachi panics about inviting the Cunninghams to his house for dinner.

Peter's after-school job in the bike shop becomes a personal disaster.

Shirley is handcuffed to an robber, who's escape would lead Shirley to be forced to go with him.

Cindy loses her mother's earrings and recruits Peter, equipped with his new detective kit, to find them.

Stubing has prenuptial jitters; Ace is prepared to take over as purser if Gopher accepts an offer to manage a tropical resort.

Mrs. Howell finds a series of anonymous love notes under her pillow.

An ape-man appears at the camp and makes off with food, supplies and Ginger.

Stubing's ex-wife arrives with her new husband; a girl cheers a would-be bride; a politician's fiancee discovers she is a centerfold.

Gilligan turns into a live wire after he is struck by a flash of lightning.

The Professor determines that a manned space capsule will pass over the island.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

Fonzie is shot while on a camping trip with Roger, Potsie and Chachi.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Fonzie is puzzled as to how Potsie is earning enough money to date Lori Beth's rich friend.

The backers for J.J.'s new client turn out to be loan sharks.

A man refuses to let his talented but handicapped son play on the high-school basketball team.

J.J., Thelma and Michael get involved in selling what people think is "hot" underwear.

A college scout offers Chachi a shady basketball scholarship.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

Ricky goes off with five dazzling starlets for an evening of publicity pictures.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Lucy snares a bit part in a motion picture.

Archie is forced to take a look at his future when Edith's elderly aunt comes for a visit.

Lucy contributes to a fashion show with the wives of motion picture stars.

Edith is stunned when she discovers the real reason behind the bargains she's been getting at the butcher shop.

Lucy appears in Hedda Hopper's gossip column.

Melanie is jealous when her boyfriend becomes Victoria's love interest in a play; Joy makes Bob watch "Love Actually"; Elka goes on a political talk show.

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.

Everyone helps Joy's son plan the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; a guest from Joy's past shows up.

Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

French singing idol Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.

Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing trip.

An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.

Woody returns from England a changed man; Sam becomes Frasier's personal fitness trainer.

Frasier and Lilith are forced to repeat their wedding vows for her overbearing mother (Marilyn Cooper).

Elaine sets out to cure a reclusive artist's fear of the outside world.

The rivalry between Cheers and the Old Towne Tavern, now under new ownership, continues; Rebecca gets a make-over.

Howard Cosell and Oscar have a difference of opinion when they meet by chance in Felix's studio.

Norm and Cliff go to Burbank after Cliff is convinced that Johnny Carson will be using one of his jokes.

George becomes a volunteer fireman, but looses the keys to the fire truck just as a fire is called in, which happens to be the town's first fire in five years.

A blind-date-initiated, 12-hour romance culminates in Carol Kester's civil marriage to a handsome travel agent (Will Mackenzie).

Stephanie's jealous when her former high-school "prince" arrives at the inn with his wife.

Dick tries to save Kirk's cafe by speaking out against the construction of a fast-food restaurant.

Feeling left out, Alice and Trixie try to spend more time with their inseparable husbands.

Kirk's grandmother (Ruth Gordon) lets him take her car on his honeymoon, but highway patrol officers have other plans.

Hall launches an offensive against Bilko's gambling.

Betty White hits the stage; Betty plays Eunice's sister as The Family celebrates Mama's birthday; elsewhere, vacationers Carol and Tim lose sleep over a bug in their hotel room.Guests: Betty White..

Max and 99 have a misunderstanding over a beautiful scientist.

Agent 99 is surprised to suddenly discover that she is working for KAOS.

Dobie fears homesick Maynard will desert.

To win a girl, Dobie says his father is a war hero.

After Mr. Conklin installs an intercom system throughout the school, Connie and Mr. Munsey stage a special conversation just for Conklin's ears.

Schnauser's horse from his mounted policeman days is still making the rounds, but now it's for crooks.

A rich, elderly man pursues Ann.

Toody, Muldoon, Schnauser and Wallace audition for the "Mitch Miller Show.".

Sister Bertrille must protect an accident-prone monk.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel "Stonewall" Binkley, in a hockey game for charity; D.J. drives on the freeway.

Father Guido Sarducci exorcises Marshall after he becomes addicted to video games.

Lauren convinces Patty to go out for girls' football.

Visiting an agility training center for dogs.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

D.J. tries to stop Kimmy from eloping with her new boyfriend; Joey gets an opportunity to meet the Queen of England.

When D.J.'s prank backfires, Jesse decides to take the blame.

When Bobby makes an idol out of Jesse James, Mike and Carol are asked to meet with his principal.

Marcia is dumped by the campus hero because her nose is swollen from an accident.

Peter's after-school job in the bike shop becomes a personal disaster.

Cindy loses her mother's earrings and recruits Peter, equipped with his new detective kit, to find them.

Mrs. Howell finds a series of anonymous love notes under her pillow.

An ape-man appears at the camp and makes off with food, supplies and Ginger.

Gilligan turns into a live wire after he is struck by a flash of lightning.

The Professor determines that a manned space capsule will pass over the island.

Fonzie is shot while on a camping trip with Roger, Potsie and Chachi.

Fonzie is puzzled as to how Potsie is earning enough money to date Lori Beth's rich friend.

A man refuses to let his talented but handicapped son play on the high-school basketball team.

A college scout offers Chachi a shady basketball scholarship.

Ricky goes off with five dazzling starlets for an evening of publicity pictures.

Lucy snares a bit part in a motion picture.

Lucy contributes to a fashion show with the wives of motion picture stars.

Lucy appears in Hedda Hopper's gossip column.

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.

Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.

An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.

An old baseball buddy encourages Sam to try out for the Red Sox farm team; Frasier takes care of Lilith's lab rat.

Rebecca hopes an old flame (Harvey Fierstein) will sweep her off her feet; Sam forms a support group.

The rivalry between Cheers and the Old Towne Tavern, now under new ownership, continues; Rebecca gets a make-over.

Norm and Cliff go to Burbank after Cliff is convinced that Johnny Carson will be using one of his jokes.

George becomes a volunteer fireman, but looses the keys to the fire truck just as a fire is called in, which happens to be the town's first fire in five years.

Kirk relies on Dick and George to decide whether or not he should propose to Cindy.

Dick tries to save Kirk's cafe by speaking out against the construction of a fast-food restaurant.

Kirk's grandmother (Ruth Gordon) lets him take her car on his honeymoon, but highway patrol officers have other plans.

Max and 99 have a misunderstanding over a beautiful scientist.

Agent 99 is surprised to suddenly discover that she is working for KAOS.

Dobie fears homesick Maynard will desert.

To win a girl, Dobie says his father is a war hero.

Schnauser's horse from his mounted policeman days is still making the rounds, but now it's for crooks.

Toody, Muldoon, Schnauser and Wallace audition for the "Mitch Miller Show.".