Ralph sees baby clothes Alice made for some extra money and thinks they're having a baby, so he gets a job as a Santa Claus to make enough cash to support a family.

Bilko is mistakenly asked for 1953 tax records.

Dobie is torn between Thalia and another girl.

The Mamas & the Papas; Harry James; Topo Gigio; Joan Rivers; Lana Cantrell.

Featuring the Animals, Jack Jones, the Volantes, Peter O'Toole, John Byner, and Joan Sutherland.Guests: The Animals, Jack Jones, Peter O'Toole, John Byner, Joan Sutherland..

Connie tries to start a fight with Philip.

Miss Brooks wants to replace the school janitor's broken window, but cheapskate Conklin won't budge.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic inGuests: Betty White..

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale.

Buffy, not Jody, turns out to be a star ballplayer.

Alex and Donna think Mary is out after curfew.

Charley's infant son gurgles and laughs at everyone else, but screams when Charlie approaches.

Just as Ann arrives in New York and learns of her first acting assignment, her mother has bad news.

Lucy tries to persuade the writer of her favorite soap opera to change his script.

Lucy fills in as an usher at a famous theater in order to see a premiere.

A speaking engagement turns into a humiliating experience for Ted.

Ida's desire to become a grandmother results in her arranging yet another date for Brenda.

Laverne and Shirley help Squiggy pass a written driving test so that he can keep his job at the brewery.

Joanie and Chachi are forced to spend the night in a motel honeymoon suite when their car breaks down in Chicago.

Stubborn Mama refuses to pay what she believes is an outrageously high electric bill.

Mama's quiet weekend alone turns to boredom.

The crew pitch in to help a director (Ben Vereen) stage an on-board film musical; guests Alexis Smith, Dean Jones.

Oscar lets Felix talk him into going to a.

Felix is incensed when Oscar gives a riotous account of Felix's prissiness on a talk show.

J.J. holds an unusual wake for a homeless man at the apartment building.

Willona's Christmas joy is threatened when she learns that her most precious gift may be taken from her.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Archie has trouble adjusting to Edith's sudden fame after she saves a life.

Archie panics when Edith invites an old schoolmate to dinner.

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).

A bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.

Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

Frasier is invited to appear on a televised debate featuring several prominent psychiatrists.

After 10 years of strict monastic life, Simka's cousin visits New York and immediately sets his sights on Elaine.

Howard's game-warden brother (William Redfield) comes to Chicago to witness the mating of two whooping cranes and stays to make a play for Howard's girlfriend.

An impoverished British lord (Tony Jay) pays his bill at the inn by leaving Dick (Bob Newhart) his title. With Mary Frann.

Ralph gets his new bowling ball stuck on his hand.

Indebted Bilko starts a mink farm to raise cash.

Maynard and Dobie's chicken experiment goes awry.

The Supremes; the Turtles; the Blue Comets; Ugo Garrido; Richard Kiley.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

Mrs. Davis uses money meant for the school to buy Miss Brooks a new dress.

Friends try to keep Miss Brooks from buying an alligator purse by bleeding her dry of money so they can buy it for her as a birthday surprise.

AGuests: Dick Van Dyke..

Joey is secretly taped for a video dating service and meets the woman of his dreams (Yvette Nipar).

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

The siblings compete for Bill's attention.

An invitation to a bachelor party delights Alex.

Danny and Kathy are excited about Danny's European tour, but they can't leave until Danny finds a replacement.

Baby-sitter Ann takes her charge to an audition.

Lucy gets a surprise when she thinks she has a date with Dean Martin's double.

Lucy's stuntman alter-ego appears in a Bob Crane movie.

A young cameraman at the studio mistakes Mary's friendly invitation as a romantic advance.

Rhoda's business is booming, partially because of Myrna Morgenstern's.

Laverne and Shirley have to run an obstacle course in order to qualify for police work.

Fonzie starts a new career as auto mechanics instructor at Jefferson High.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

Mama sets out to get even with an April Fools' Day prankster.

Isaac overlooks a beautiful barmaid's faults; a congressman seeks escape from threats; a jealous makeup man could lose his girlfriend.

In an attempt to get closer to his son, Felix becomes the coach of the boy's football team.

Oscar's ex-wife is remarrying and invites him to the wedding.

J.J. decides to teach Michael what he believes is a badly needed lesson in responsibility.

Willona must choose between the chance of a lifetime with the man of her dreams or something far more important.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Archie enters Joey in a beautiful baby contest and then takes steps to make sure that he wins.

Christmas dinner finds Archie playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war.

Dan (John Larroquette) throws a bachelor party for Bull (Richard Moll) and the celebrants wind up at a seedy motel.

Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

When school officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.

Although she won't admit it, Carla is afraid to spend the night alone in her new house.

Norm gets the whole gang involved when he invests in a combination laundry and tanning salon.

When Louie learns that his old girlfriend Zena is getting married, he invites himself along on her honeymoon.

Jerry's depression turns to instant joy when a globe-trotting ex-flame (Gail Strickland) suddenly re-enters his life and proposes.

Joanna's aunt (Nancy Walker) visits the inn and revives a 19-year-old feud with Dick (Bob Newhart). With Mary Frann.

Ralph tries to get New Year's Eve off work to go to a party.

Bilko believes he's going to appear on.

Dobie and Maynard foil phony dry-cleaners.

Ella Fitzgerald; Richard Harris; the Temptations.

Buddy Rich & His Orchestra, Jay & the Technicians, Norm Crosby, Montego, Topo Gigio.

Connie poses as Mr. Boynton's wife when he applies at a college that only hires married teachers.

Miss Brooks uses a paint concocted by Walter in the school lab to repair the cracks and scratches on Conklin's wall, and discovers too late that the main ingredient is liquid cement.

Mr. Tudball takes his secretary, Mrs. Wiggins, out for lunch; Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend.

Freddie comes to visit Bill and falls in love with the children.

Donna insists Jeff play the trumpet.

Danny is annoyed that Charley and Bunny haven't volunteered to watch Rusty and Linda during the European tour.

An auto mishap causes suits and counter-suits for Ann.

Lucy and a would-be inventor create a life-size toy soldier which obeys verbal commands.

Lucy takes up knitting to make a birthday present for her boyfriend.

Mary must cancel her holiday plans with her family when she learns that she has to work on Christmas.

Against his better judgment, Joe hires Brenda's obnoxious boyfriend, Nick, to be a wrecker.

Laverne is asked to go to a debutant ball with Lenny and they discover that he is a Polish count.

Marion becomes a contestant on a TV quiz show to win the money necessary for Lori Beth's trip to Greenland.

Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president.

Mama is afraid she's going to be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.

Mystery abounds when a woman becomes friendly with a man she knew in a past life, but he doesn't remember her; Captain Stubing pursues a beautiful passenger who seems intent on avoiding him.

Felix must move his daughter's birthday party when Oscar claims the apartment for an afternoon poker game.

Oscar and Felix spend a less-than-happy vacation in a Caribbean tourist trap.

J.J. doesn't know if his talent or the boss's daughter was responsible for his new assignment.

Penny painfully discovers that smoking is dangerous to more than one's health.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford.

Mike tells Teresa and her boyfriend they can have the Bunker house to themselves because Archie and Edith are away for the weekend in New Jersey. This turns out to be a bad idea when Archie and Edith miss their bus and come back home that same night.

Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair and sends it to Kressler's for repair. Archie becomes upset but then faces a dilemma when he finds the chair has accidentally become part of a modern art exhibit.

Harry does the learning while moonlighting as an instructor; Christine's days as a children's author may be numbered.

Bull flees to the courthouse roof when others take over his wedding plans; Dan has a date with triplets.

Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.

Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.

Diane brags about her date at a trendy restaurant, so Sam pretends to be a world-famous heart surgeon to get reservations of his own.

Diane uses a college classmate (J. Eddie Peck) to make Sam jealous; Cliff persuades Norm to join his fraternal organization.

Alex takes his ex-wife to Latka and Simka's.

A professional basketball team hires Bob to give a psychological assist to its superstar.

George (Tom Poston) has a short-lived romance with a woman (Jan Cobler) possessing a large posterior. With Bob Newhart.

Ralph thinks Alice is having an affair, but she is actually meeting with a TV producer to get him on.

The camp is surprised by Bilko's change of heart.

Dobie must ignore an admirer to help Herbert.

Performances by Brenda Lee, Senor Wences, Les Olympiades, Abbey Lane, Jean Carroll, the Magid Triplets and the Young Rascals.

Herman's Hermits; Nancy Ames; the Muppets; Jackie Mason.

Mr. Conklin tries squeezing money out of a rich dowager so he can redecorate his office by dressing the school staff like bums.

Mrs. Davis describes Mr. Whipple as an impoverished man who hasn't eaten in 10 days, so the gang descends on Whipple's home with food and clothes, unaware that he's actually a multi-millionaire who's simply been on a 10-day diet.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Bobby saves Peter from being hit by a falling ladder and in return the older Brady promises to become Bobby's slave.

The quarterback of a rival football team takes a sudden interest in Marcia.

A disabled boy's mother thinks Jody is too rough.

Donna sells pickles to make up a charity deficit.

Danny asks a British friend to check his material before his first London performance.

Ann and Don, on their way to visit Ann's parents, stop along the way for a picnic.

The FBI wants Lucy to pose as a gangster's girl.

Lucy creates havoc when she suddenly gains incredible strength.

The mother of Mary's date believes that Mary is still engaged to her other, favorite son.

Ida considers Rhoda's new vivacious, middle-aged neighbors to be a threat to her relationship with her daughter.

Laverne has a dream that she and Shirley are in their 80s and neither are married.

Marion's nephew moves to Milwaukee to become a teacher at Jefferson High.

Vint is tricked into thinking his latest invention could make him a millionaire.

Bubba falls in love with the granddaughter of Mama's nemesis.

Mystery abounds when a woman becomes friendly with a man she knew in a past life, but he doesn't remember her; Captain Stubing pursues a beautiful passenger who seems intent on avoiding him.

Oscar wins a greyhound in a poker game and wants to race it.

After their apartment is robbed, Felix talks Oscar into moving into Security Arms.

J.J.'s potential promotion at work may be threatened by prejudice.

J.J., Thelma and Michael discover that their new boarder is the only surviving witness in a trial against a dangerous criminal.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Mike craftily gets out of taking Gloria to a party so he can go skiing with the boys.

Archie is touched twice by tragedy -- Stretch Cunningham's death and being chosen to deliver the eulogy.

On Christmas Eve, a bitter department store Santa (Hansford Rowe) holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. Stars Harry Anderson.

Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Torme turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.

Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.

Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.

Norm and the gang gather at Carla's house for a sumptuous Thanksgiving feast that evolves into a tumultuous food fight.

Diane feels as though her life is doomed when a poem she submits for publication is rejected while Sam's amateur poetry is published.

Louie wants to move into a classy apartment building, but first he must be approved by a panel of snobby tenants.

Bob develops a unique psychological problem when Carol decides to resume her college career and become a psychologist.

Michael goes camera crazy as the baby's birth approaches. Patrick Duffy and Angela Lansbury guest star.

When Ralph and Norton find airline tickets, they think Alice is planning on running away with the producer of.

A sergeant is barred from his son's society wedding.

Dobie and Maynard strike out on their own.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

The gang tries to get Conklin to spend a little money on heat by making him think the cold is making everyone sick.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.Guests: Hal Linden..