C.J. fights back when a special prosecutor begins investigating the president's non-disclosure of his illness.

On Christmas Eve, an amateur criminal holds Chuck, Awesome, Ellie and the Buy More staff hostage.

When a food truck chef dies suddenly, all signs point to poisoning; Tommy announces some big plans; Maura's birth mother tries to make amends with her daughter.

A senator's daughter is found murdered; Tommy begins to slip back into old habits; Jane reveals some shocking news.

Bartlet refines his re-election speech and contemplates adding a public apology to his remarks; C.J. considers what actions to take to defuse her ill-timed remarks.

C.J. fights back when a special prosecutor begins investigating the president's non-disclosure of his illness.

On Christmas Eve, an amateur criminal holds Chuck, Awesome, Ellie and the Buy More staff hostage.

Some engineering students carry out an unusual experiment; officers find a construction worker's story has no foundations.

A jewelry box contains something valuable; a biking teen hits a roadblock; a Thai sailor may be land-locked over computer content; a vagabond musician must prove his worth.

The X-ray machine isn't fooled by aluminum foil wrapping; a truck full of plastic seems like it may have been tampered with.

A British traveler hopes to turn their back on their failed marriage; officers do a close inspection of a car that may contain drugs.

A foreign student's possessions are full of surprises; an X-ray machine finds a strange shape inside of a container.

A tattoo artist brings the tools of his trade on his vacation; homemade treats conceal a deadly surprise.

Alex races to find an organ replacement; Joel helps a couple; Charlie is pushed to his breaking point.

An elderly patient believes she's living in a different time; Charlie and Joel get competitive; Maggie is forced to take the reins during a surgery.

Audrey and Nathan investigate when a gust of wind seemingly throws a woman into a wall following an argument, and the FBI agent suspects some children may have telekinetic powers.

Word spreads that Hayden's wealthy father is on his deathbed and has prepared gifts for the staff; Lisa and Robert become co-principals; Nisha ruins a child's game.

Gerry, Simon and Nisha try to make extra money for their vacation by taking up teaching side jobs.

Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school.

Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school.

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

Mike and Molly are forced to take care of Vince when he hurts his back and Joyce conveniently disappears; the newlyweds try to write personalized thank-you notes.

Molly gets her wedding photos and is unhappy to see there aren't any good pictures of Mike; Carl is jealous of Christina's ex-husband.

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Drew decides he's going to toughen up, but when a co-worker is fired and left homeless, Drew has a hard time turning him away.

Drew (Drew Carey) gets fired by Mimi (Kathy Kinney) and becomes suspicious of Mr. Wick's (Craig Ferguson) whereabouts; Drew meets his neighbors.

Chuck foils a plan to kill Tyler Martin, an international rock star; Chuck's night out with Tyler leads to trouble; Morgan holds a contest among his fellow employees.

Jane works to solve the murder of a jogger; Jane tries to hide her pregnancy from her mother; Maura and Frankie face the aftermath of their kiss.

A woman walks into the station and confesses to killing someone; the team tries to unravel a bizarre case while dealing with the loss of a colleague.

President Bartlet vetoes the "death tax" bill, but the staff must move quickly when they learn the House has enough votes to immediately override it.

The president asks the reluctant vice president to speak at an anti-gun rally in Texas after a church shooting.

Chuck foils a plan to kill Tyler Martin, an international rock star; Chuck's night out with Tyler leads to trouble; Morgan holds a contest among his fellow employees.

Jane works to solve the murder of a jogger; Jane tries to hide her pregnancy from her mother; Maura and Frankie face the aftermath of their kiss.

A woman walks into the station and confesses to killing someone; the team tries to unravel a bizarre case while dealing with the loss of a colleague.

President Bartlet vetoes the "death tax" bill, but the staff must move quickly when they learn the House has enough votes to immediately override it.

The president asks the reluctant vice president to speak at an anti-gun rally in Texas after a church shooting.

Chuck foils a plan to kill Tyler Martin, an international rock star; Chuck's night out with Tyler leads to trouble; Morgan holds a contest among his fellow employees.

Partygoers receive rave reviews at the Coutts crossing; officers delve into an international affair.

Cookies can be more trouble than treat; twins with matching beers take a wrong turn.

Officers make a stunning discovery; a tourist's papers hint at her true plans for coming to Canada.

A senior has some unfriendly gear in his RV; a Canadian returning from Panama tells all.

An American is busted trying to catch a different kind of trip; officers help a tipsy traveler.

A heavy automobile container hints at trouble; A student's stash of food brings him discomfort.

Gerry uses his interview at a rival school to try to get the phys-ed job; Robert believes an elaborate musical number will prove he has what it takes.

Gerry gets a chance to coach the varsity basketball team; Trudy gives Lisa a controversial gift; Dwyer suffers a bad day.

The staff is in rough shape at the morning assembly, where the identity of the new librarian is finally revealed to the school.

Gerry gets involved in the student council election; Robert tries to end a smear campaign; Lisa doesn't get along with the school's librarian.

Mr. Bell's edict on employee dating threatens Drew and Lisa's relationship; guest Tim Allen.

Drew (Drew Carey) asks his wild hairdresser (guest star Jamie Lee Curtis) on a date after Lisa (Katy Selverstone) accepts a date with another man.

Having become obsessed with game shows since leaving college, Erica tries out for "Jeopardy!"; a new crush makes Barry realize he might not be over Lainey.

After Adam decides to see "Willow" instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly, he must find a way to get back into her good graces; Barry is tired of his status as middle child and fights Erica for his right to the college of his choice.

Frankie tries to stop her kids from fighting with one another; Mike considers firing Aunt Edie when she makes a costly mistake.

Mike offers to organize the Heck family Christmas so that Frankie can focus on rehearsing for her solo in the midnight Mass.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Having become obsessed with game shows since leaving college, Erica tries out for "Jeopardy!"; a new crush makes Barry realize he might not be over Lainey.

After Adam decides to see "Willow" instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly, he must find a way to get back into her good graces; Barry is tired of his status as middle child and fights Erica for his right to the college of his choice.

Mr. Bell's edict on employee dating threatens Drew and Lisa's relationship; guest Tim Allen.

Drew (Drew Carey) asks his wild hairdresser (guest star Jamie Lee Curtis) on a date after Lisa (Katy Selverstone) accepts a date with another man.

Molly gets her wedding photos and is unhappy to see there aren't any good pictures of Mike; Carl is jealous of Christina's ex-husband.

Mike and Molly decide to start trying to get pregnant; Carl learns that Molly is still hanging out with Christina.

Frankie tries to stop her kids from fighting with one another; Mike considers firing Aunt Edie when she makes a costly mistake.

Mike offers to organize the Heck family Christmas so that Frankie can focus on rehearsing for her solo in the midnight Mass.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Mr. Bell's edict on employee dating threatens Drew and Lisa's relationship; guest Tim Allen.

Drew (Drew Carey) asks his wild hairdresser (guest star Jamie Lee Curtis) on a date after Lisa (Katy Selverstone) accepts a date with another man.

Molly gets her wedding photos and is unhappy to see there aren't any good pictures of Mike; Carl is jealous of Christina's ex-husband.

Mike and Molly decide to start trying to get pregnant; Carl learns that Molly is still hanging out with Christina.

Having become obsessed with game shows since leaving college, Erica tries out for "Jeopardy!"; a new crush makes Barry realize he might not be over Lainey.

After Adam decides to see "Willow" instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly, he must find a way to get back into her good graces; Barry is tired of his status as middle child and fights Erica for his right to the college of his choice.

Frankie tries to stop her kids from fighting with one another; Mike considers firing Aunt Edie when she makes a costly mistake.

Mike offers to organize the Heck family Christmas so that Frankie can focus on rehearsing for her solo in the midnight Mass.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

A traveler returns with a surprise; Marine officers come upon an infested container.

A student is failing his customs exam; officers prevent an artifact from going down in history.

The canine unit brings home the bacon; A traveler discovers she's got a friend in high places.

Strange beetles and butterflies are mailed into Canada that may carry disease.

A captain navigates troubled waters when he forgets to declare himself to the authorities.

An American arrives at customs with firearms; a traveler makes a breathtaking statement.

Callaghan's daughter is in town visiting and after seeing her old graduation photo, Gerry wants to take her out on a date; Bobbi leads a photo shoot for Xavier's campaign.

Gerry has a hard time accepting a former student as an adult; Robert tries too hard to connect with a student; Bobbi tries to prove her femininity to Malik.

Gerry raises money for a down payment to buy his rental; Robert's pride gets in the way; Lisa plans a farewell for the crossing guard.

Francis visits the school which inspires Gerry in dealing with a student; Simon runs away; Trudy uncovers more of Malik's past.

Mimi, Kate and Lisa (Kathy Kinney, Christa Miller, guest star Katy Selverstone) compete for the same management position at the store.

Kate's mother (guest star Susan Saint James) disapproves of her daughter's relationship with Jay (guest star Robert Torti). With Christa Miller.

Adam unintentionally lets it slip that Barry never completed his community service requirement; Erica makes plans for her and Geoff to follow the Grateful Dead all summer; the JTP graduates from high school.

Beverly insists the family take a road trip to go on vacation to Disneyland before Erica and Barry go off to college; Erica worries about her relationship with Geoff when he tells her they need to talk.

Sue wants an expensive pair of jeans in order to fit in with her peers; Frankie and Mike let Brick take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog for a few days.

Sue has a confrontation with a neighbor's sons; Axl is asked to help Brick with a gym requirement.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Adam unintentionally lets it slip that Barry never completed his community service requirement; Erica makes plans for her and Geoff to follow the Grateful Dead all summer; the JTP graduates from high school.

Beverly insists the family take a road trip to go on vacation to Disneyland before Erica and Barry go off to college; Erica worries about her relationship with Geoff when he tells her they need to talk.

Mimi, Kate and Lisa (Kathy Kinney, Christa Miller, guest star Katy Selverstone) compete for the same management position at the store.

Kate's mother (guest star Susan Saint James) disapproves of her daughter's relationship with Jay (guest star Robert Torti). With Christa Miller.

Against his wishes, Mike is forced to set up his mother with his boss.

When the house starts feeling too cramped, Molly plans a yard sale; Mike and the guys try to distract Carl from his breakup.

Sue wants an expensive pair of jeans in order to fit in with her peers; Frankie and Mike let Brick take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog for a few days.

Sue has a confrontation with a neighbor's sons; Axl is asked to help Brick with a gym requirement.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Mimi, Kate and Lisa (Kathy Kinney, Christa Miller, guest star Katy Selverstone) compete for the same management position at the store.

Kate's mother (guest star Susan Saint James) disapproves of her daughter's relationship with Jay (guest star Robert Torti). With Christa Miller.

Against his wishes, Mike is forced to set up his mother with his boss.

When the house starts feeling too cramped, Molly plans a yard sale; Mike and the guys try to distract Carl from his breakup.

Adam unintentionally lets it slip that Barry never completed his community service requirement; Erica makes plans for her and Geoff to follow the Grateful Dead all summer; the JTP graduates from high school.

Beverly insists the family take a road trip to go on vacation to Disneyland before Erica and Barry go off to college; Erica worries about her relationship with Geoff when he tells her they need to talk.

Sue wants an expensive pair of jeans in order to fit in with her peers; Frankie and Mike let Brick take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog for a few days.

Sue has a confrontation with a neighbor's sons; Axl is asked to help Brick with a gym requirement.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

A traveler swallows an unknown substance; a Thai vacation guide offers more than holiday advice; a car dealer takes a long road to the truth; hard iced tea and a passenger bring attention to a trucker.

A driver under the influence risks ending the family vacation; a trip behind the wheel of a borrowed truck raises suspicions.

An untruthful traveler is missing two bags; a favor may land an American in hot water; mail center officers uncover a narcotic scheme; a traveler's visa is revealing; a student learns a lesson; a producer's luggage could be showstopper.

A pleasant American jumps the gun when he decides to go on a quick day-trip; a cheerful traveller's trip is in the bag; a baggage search turns cheesy; a traveller's odd luggage needs to go through the proper channels.

Two long boarders can't skate over their border exam; A traveler's phony story is exposed; a sailor's got more than pennies in his pockets; a rocker's lifestyle drums up some crucial questions.

Honesty is the best policy, even for ex-cons; A student gets the dish on declaring items properly.

Alex is diagnosed with an irregular heartbeat but must care for the Great Randall; Charlie deals with the aftermath of the fight; one of the staff is attacked.

Dr. Alex Reid has a profound experience and Charlie and Dawn try to save her life; Joel's duty is tested by a suicidal patient; Maggie's decision changes her relationship with Gavin.

Max Hansen is released from prison after 25 years behind bars, and revisits his former pals in Haven - causing a number of secrets to be revealed.

Gerry takes on the acting role of a lifetime; Bobbi tries a new method to motivate her students; Nisha discovers a new teaching technique.

When Gerry realizes that the volleyball team's game will interfere with his plans, he sabotages them; Robert tries to increase the students' hustle between classes; Trudy posts a photo on the allergy wall.

Axl plays a trick on Sue, who is now in high school with him; after learning his son has been allowed to skip gym class, Mike meets with Brick's new fourth grade teacher (Chord Overstreet).

After being humiliated and disgusted by a family member's behavior, Frankie announces changes need to be made, then promptly escapes to her mother's house.

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

Mike and Molly decide to start trying to get pregnant; Carl learns that Molly is still hanging out with Christina.

Against his wishes, Mike is forced to set up his mother with his boss.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Drew schemes to get his house back after it is seized because of his former roommate's illegal activity.

When his girlfriend refuses to "pig out" on junk food, Drew changes his diet and decides to lose weight.

Chuck and Sarah must pose as a happily married couple living in the suburbs, where they meet some interesting characters; after his wife files for divorce, Big Mike goes on a rampage at work.

A killer uses online ads to find victims; Jane discovers that it will be difficult to keep her pregnancy quiet.

A man is found murdered inside his doomsday fallout shelter; Jane finds out that Korsak is considering retirement; Frankie keeps a secret.

A crisis erupts when a U.S. spy submarine disappears in North Korean waters, putting the president in the position of either notifying the enemy or attempting a rescue.

While the president frets about where to spend Thanksgiving, C.J. attends to two American Indians who refuse to leave the White House before speaking to an official.

Chuck and Sarah must pose as a happily married couple living in the suburbs, where they meet some interesting characters; after his wife files for divorce, Big Mike goes on a rampage at work.

A killer uses online ads to find victims; Jane discovers that it will be difficult to keep her pregnancy quiet.

A man is found murdered inside his doomsday fallout shelter; Jane finds out that Korsak is considering retirement; Frankie keeps a secret.

A crisis erupts when a U.S. spy submarine disappears in North Korean waters, putting the president in the position of either notifying the enemy or attempting a rescue.

While the president frets about where to spend Thanksgiving, C.J. attends to two American Indians who refuse to leave the White House before speaking to an official.

Chuck and Sarah must pose as a happily married couple living in the suburbs, where they meet some interesting characters; after his wife files for divorce, Big Mike goes on a rampage at work.

Airport officers let the khat out of the bag; A repeat offender must prove he's learned his lesson.

A traveler has suitcases full of surprises; A Canadian couple returns home with a man-eating beast; two Americans tow their friend's boat to Alaska.

The dogs are brought in to assist officers; A traveler goes gaga at Vancouver International Airport.

Officers question a nervous traveler; a trampoline installer hopes to avoid the bounce around; undeclared dogs from Hungary.

A chef with limited funds and no return ticket; serial numbers aren't piecing together in a gun shipment; a travel agent's last-minute Caribbean booking raises red flags; a boat owner fails to report to CBSA.

Officers get the dope on a traveler's rap sheet; A passenger is unsure of his luggage contents.

Alex's spirit goes on a journey with Charlie; Joel be-friends a drug addict; the new OB/GYN throws Maggie off her game.

A crisis at the hospital jogs Alex's memory; a building collapse forces Charlie and Joel to work together; the doctors try to give Maggie some advice.

Audrey meets a woman who claims to be her, and Nathan takes the lead at the department.

Gerry is determined to catch a lurker to earn the Teach of the Month title; Robert creates a montage; a feud between Dwyer and Nisha develops.

Gerry is blown away by the new subs; Simon and Nisha prepare for their first kiss; Bobbi tries a different method to deal with a difficult student.

Frankie discovers that Axl hasn't studied for his quickly approaching PSATs; Sue tries out for cheerleading; Mike tries to help Brick toughen up.

Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of home ownership for apartment living; Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test; Sue and Brad put together a skit about the dangers of texting and drinking while driving; Brick quotes Shakespeare.

Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

When the house starts feeling too cramped, Molly plans a yard sale; Mike and the guys try to distract Carl from his breakup.

When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook - until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Drew (Drew Carey) is the lucky winner of a fast-food chain's grand prize: the Batmobile. With Ryan Stiles and Kathy Kinney.

The guys prepare a strip show to raise money to replace Mrs. Louder's rare dog. With Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney and Ryan Stiles.

Chuck helps Morgan spy on Anna and flashes on her new boyfriend; Jeff and Lester try to get Ellie and Awesome to hire their band for the wedding.

The team investigates the murder of a wealthy woman with terminal cancer; Maura meets a man while teaching a class.

While Maura is away at a convention, Jane needs Susie's help to solve a murder; Korsak is forced to deal with painful unfinished business.

Josh meets with a women's caucus to discuss a U.N. treaty banning prostitution; President Bartlet grapples with how much to reveal to the public about a possible mad-cow epidemic.

As the presidential investigation intensifies, Bartlet recalls the circumstances surrounding his decision not to disclose his multiple sclerosis.

Chuck helps Morgan spy on Anna and flashes on her new boyfriend; Jeff and Lester try to get Ellie and Awesome to hire their band for the wedding.

The team investigates the murder of a wealthy woman with terminal cancer; Maura meets a man while teaching a class.

While Maura is away at a convention, Jane needs Susie's help to solve a murder; Korsak is forced to deal with painful unfinished business.

Josh meets with a women's caucus to discuss a U.N. treaty banning prostitution; President Bartlet grapples with how much to reveal to the public about a possible mad-cow epidemic.

As the presidential investigation intensifies, Bartlet recalls the circumstances surrounding his decision not to disclose his multiple sclerosis.

Chuck helps Morgan spy on Anna and flashes on her new boyfriend; Jeff and Lester try to get Ellie and Awesome to hire their band for the wedding.

Suspicious x-rays; an MMA fighter's story; an RV search that reveals unusual weapons; a cross-border car sale.

A businesswoman's personal items sound alarms; a cargo ship crew member who has been concealing in the ceiling; a puppeteer couple; an American seeking legal advice in Ontario.

Partygoers receive rave reviews at the Coutts crossing; officers delve into an international affair.

Cookies can be more trouble than treat; twins with matching beers take a wrong turn.

Officers make a stunning discovery; a tourist's papers hint at her true plans for coming to Canada.

A senior has some unfriendly gear in his RV; a Canadian returning from Panama tells all.

Alex meets her "buddy colleague" upon returning to work; Joel gets involved in a deadly situation; an unlikely ally helps Gavin.

When a son wants to be involved in his mother's surgery following a car accident, her spirit tells Charlie how she feels; Maggie and a new resident get involved in a hazardous situation.

Audrey, Nathan and the woman who claims to share Audrey's identity try to stop an epidemic spreading across town in which people see their worst fears come to life.

Gerry tries to victimize himself to get money; Dwyer has a new girlfriend; Bobbi comes to a realization.

Gerry makes a bold move that may alter the course of his career; Lisa shows her appreciation; Robert and Bobbi plan a big move in the physical education department.

When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns to Mike for advice; Frankie takes Brick's social-skills group trick-or-treating; Axl and his friends plan a prank.

Mike and Frankie worry Axl will blow an opportunity that could result in a full college scholarship; Brick and Sue start a texting marathon after Aunt Edie accidentally gives them her cell phone.

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Tevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Drew hires his brother to work at the department store and learns more about his sibling than he cares to know.

Drew (Drew Carey) and the guys resurrect their high-school band for a contest. The Rev. Horton Heat guest stars.

Chuck breaks up with Sarah, but his jealousy takes over when Sarah tries to seduce a handsome agent to retrieve Fulcrum intelligence; Morgan crashes at Chuck's apartment, much to Ellie and Awesome's dismay.

Jane and Maura are brought into the world of Keltic writings by the murder of a rare bookseller; Maura prepares Jane to meet her new man; Angela's relationship with Cavanaugh changes.

The team tries to find a witness to the contract killing of a woman outside of a nightclub; Jane puts herself in the line of fire.

Leo rejects an offer from the Congressional Oversight Committee that would end the investigation into Bartlet's concealment of his illness.

President Bartlet and his staff prepare the State of the Union; Sam's former girlfriend (Traylor Howard) interviews him for a Vanity Fair profile.

Chuck breaks up with Sarah, but his jealousy takes over when Sarah tries to seduce a handsome agent to retrieve Fulcrum intelligence; Morgan crashes at Chuck's apartment, much to Ellie and Awesome's dismay.

Jane and Maura are brought into the world of Keltic writings by the murder of a rare bookseller; Maura prepares Jane to meet her new man; Angela's relationship with Cavanaugh changes.

The team tries to find a witness to the contract killing of a woman outside of a nightclub; Jane puts herself in the line of fire.

Leo rejects an offer from the Congressional Oversight Committee that would end the investigation into Bartlet's concealment of his illness.

President Bartlet and his staff prepare the State of the Union; Sam's former girlfriend (Traylor Howard) interviews him for a Vanity Fair profile.

Chuck breaks up with Sarah, but his jealousy takes over when Sarah tries to seduce a handsome agent to retrieve Fulcrum intelligence; Morgan crashes at Chuck's apartment, much to Ellie and Awesome's dismay.

An American is busted trying to catch a different kind of trip; officers help a tipsy traveler.

A heavy automobile container hints at trouble; A student's stash of food brings him discomfort.

A traveler returns with a surprise; Marine officers come upon an infested container.

A student is failing his customs exam; officers prevent an artifact from going down in history.

The canine unit brings home the bacon; A traveler discovers she's got a friend in high places.

Strange beetles and butterflies are mailed into Canada that may carry disease.

Alex, Maggie and Joel face a medical mystery; Charlie meets a patient with an usual link; an unexpected visitor has Zach questioning his abilities as a dad.

Shahir and Alex attempt a radical surgery on an Alzheimer's patient; Tom discovers his mentor is keeping a secret; Charlie is torn between Dawn's wishes and the final requests of a dead con-man.

The Haven docks seem to be attacking people on their own; Audrey must find what's causing the chaos while pursuing a key lead about the mystery of her own identity.

After finally achieving his goal of teaching phys ed full time, Gerry sets out to teach the course the way it should be taught.

Lisa runs for the unopposed PTA president position as a way to punish the staff.

Frankie and Sue are cast in a community theater production of "The Wizard of Oz"; Brick invites his quirky uncle (Norm Macdonald) to attend Special Friends Day at school.

The Hecks spend Thanksgiving at Frankie's parents' house, but things fall apart when her sister's family joins in; Mike tries to advise Axl on how to pick up girls; Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy.

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.

To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier.

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) orders Drew (Drew Carey) to work at a home for the elderly. Guest star: Tim Conway.

Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller) win an office Christmas party drawing and end up going to the Bahamas together.

Sarah and Casey go in search of the man behind Fulcrum's plans to build its own Intersect, leaving Chuck and Agent Barker (Jonathan Cake) in a safety bunker.

The team's skills are tested when the mummified remains of a woman are found; Jane tries to recover from a devastating loss.

The team helps Korsak investigate a cold case; Jane refuses to believe that she is not ready to go back on duty.

The president and his staff ponder countering a verbal assault on affirmative action by a fellow candidate.

The president consults a psychiatrist (Adam Arkin) about a sleep disorder; C.J. lobbies for the release of a White House reporter taken hostage in the Congo.

Sarah and Casey go in search of the man behind Fulcrum's plans to build its own Intersect, leaving Chuck and Agent Barker (Jonathan Cake) in a safety bunker.

The team's skills are tested when the mummified remains of a woman are found; Jane tries to recover from a devastating loss.

The team helps Korsak investigate a cold case; Jane refuses to believe that she is not ready to go back on duty.

The president and his staff ponder countering a verbal assault on affirmative action by a fellow candidate.

The president consults a psychiatrist (Adam Arkin) about a sleep disorder; C.J. lobbies for the release of a White House reporter taken hostage in the Congo.

Sarah and Casey go in search of the man behind Fulcrum's plans to build its own Intersect, leaving Chuck and Agent Barker (Jonathan Cake) in a safety bunker.

A captain navigates troubled waters when he forgets to declare himself to the authorities.

An American arrives at customs with firearms; a traveler makes a breathtaking statement.

An irritated traveler pushes officers to the limit; Haitian fruits may contain more than vitamins.

A woman returning from a trip to China has business cards to a Sydney brothel and passports for three Chinese girls.

A piece of salmon comes up positive for cocaine; Syrian carpets have something suspicious woven into the fabric.

Alex and Charlie perform a double surgery on a teenage girl; Joel works at the clinic; Maggie must pull through when she is reunited with the Zarb family.

Alex and Joel must perform a marathon surgery; Charlie's day off is full of surprises; a hospital frequenter tests Dana, Zach and James.

When a series of electrocutions occur around town, Audrey and Nathan investigate who could be behind them, just as the electrical events take the life of one of Haven's leaders.

When Gerry meets a DJ at the gym, he offers her a job at the school dance, but Robert has banned dances and won't budge on his position.

Gerry suspects Central High of cheating; Bobbi prepares for maternity leave.

Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party; Mike struggles to keep Frankie's Christmas gift a secret; Sue asks the Rev. Tim Tom to explain the meaning of Christmas to Brick; Axl is put off by Bob's efforts to seem cool.

Frankie decides that each family member will have a New Year's resolution assigned anonymously, with an incentive to help keep everyone on track; chaos ensues as all try to fulfill their promises.

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Mike's plan to spoil Molly for her birthday goes awry after he eats psychedelic gelato.

Mike's eyebrows end up in danger as he starts transforming the basement into a living area; Carl asks Samuel to be his roommate.

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit.

Chuck finds the creator of the Intersect; a conflict breaks out between the Burbank Buy More and the Beverly Hills branch.

Jane and Maura find a man who died in a bathtub full of ice; while trying to stay cool during a heatwave, Angela discovers a spicy tea that brings unexpected romantic consequences.

A notable county prosecutor is arrested for murder; when Angela hears that Maura is planning to meet Jack's daughter, she sets out to educate Maura about the interests of children today.

The president uses chess to illustrate tensions between the United States and China over Taiwan's testing of Patriot missiles.

The White House celebrates the first lady's birthday on the eve of her possibly losing her medical license; a British ambassador (Roger Rees) argues against the president's meeting with an Irish terrorist.

Chuck finds the creator of the Intersect; a conflict breaks out between the Burbank Buy More and the Beverly Hills branch.

Jane and Maura find a man who died in a bathtub full of ice; while trying to stay cool during a heatwave, Angela discovers a spicy tea that brings unexpected romantic consequences.

A notable county prosecutor is arrested for murder; when Angela hears that Maura is planning to meet Jack's daughter, she sets out to educate Maura about the interests of children today.

The president uses chess to illustrate tensions between the United States and China over Taiwan's testing of Patriot missiles.

The White House celebrates the first lady's birthday on the eve of her possibly losing her medical license; a British ambassador (Roger Rees) argues against the president's meeting with an Irish terrorist.

Chuck finds the creator of the Intersect; a conflict breaks out between the Burbank Buy More and the Beverly Hills branch.

An irritated traveler pushes officers to the limit; Haitian fruits may contain more than vitamins.

A woman returning from a trip to China has business cards to a Sydney brothel and passports for three Chinese girls.

A piece of salmon comes up positive for cocaine; Syrian carpets have something suspicious woven into the fabric.

A man arrives from Beijing with strong readings for narcotics; three men want to visit a temple that hasn't been built yet.

A woman's belongings are positive for heroin; a Malaysian man arrives looking for work.

Gerri has an encounter with a female police officer; Bobbi tries to end things with Robert; Simon believes he can protect Xavier using science.

After a run-in with an old fling, Gerry is convinced her daughter is his; Robert gets ready for the 20th reunion of his chess club.

Gerry goes to a teacher conference in Atlantic City to try to find a girl; Robert and Bobbi's fling goes public; Trudy and Frank argue about his inappropriate phone calls.

Gerry's star player is being scouted and he doesn't want to be left out; Robert sells tickets to his play; Malik spreads the love with 20 second hugs.

Drew (Drew Carey) panics when he is promoted on the basis of a brilliant idea and can't think of any more. With Christa Miller.

Drew and his friends decide to market their own brand of beer after discovering the store is being sold.

Adam gets a surprise from his past - his first love Dana; Barry and Erica are off to college, but realize they have nowhere on campus to live.

Geoff starts a food delivery service named Food in a Geoffy, but he quickly learns running a business comes with challenges; as the only child remaining at home, Adam gets a lot more attention from Beverly.

Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian.

Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Adam gets a surprise from his past - his first love Dana; Barry and Erica are off to college, but realize they have nowhere on campus to live.

Geoff starts a food delivery service named Food in a Geoffy, but he quickly learns running a business comes with challenges; as the only child remaining at home, Adam gets a lot more attention from Beverly.

Drew (Drew Carey) panics when he is promoted on the basis of a brilliant idea and can't think of any more. With Christa Miller.

Drew and his friends decide to market their own brand of beer after discovering the store is being sold.

When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook - until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.

Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian.

Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Drew (Drew Carey) panics when he is promoted on the basis of a brilliant idea and can't think of any more. With Christa Miller.

Drew and his friends decide to market their own brand of beer after discovering the store is being sold.

When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook - until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.

Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

Adam gets a surprise from his past - his first love Dana; Barry and Erica are off to college, but realize they have nowhere on campus to live.

Geoff starts a food delivery service named Food in a Geoffy, but he quickly learns running a business comes with challenges; as the only child remaining at home, Adam gets a lot more attention from Beverly.

Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian.

Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

A woman with protruding pants attracts the attention of Customs; a passenger would rather go to court than pay a fine.

A woman tries to smuggle an expensive gift into Australia; a package from Hong Kong looks suspicious.

A fidgety passenger has officers on high alert because of what's found under his home's floorboards.

A musician claims to have special powers that help her see the future.

A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers.

An American tourist is caught renting by the hour, but insists she needs to meet up with her boyfriend.

Something very strange is happening at Xavier Academy; the day to day goings on of Gerry and the rest of the staff have been completely reversed.

After winning the city championship, Gerry thinks he'll get Coach of the Year; Callaghan makes an announcement; Frank is determined to help Jimmy find a career.

Gerry is forced to sub at an inner-city school; the Xavier staff fears Robert is having a nervous breakdown; Ted decides to hang out for the day.

Gerry's new educational assistant, Marty, becomes a source of irritation in the classroom when he challenges Gerry's authority.

Drew (Drew Carey) wages war with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) when she leaks information about Lisa's (Katy Selverstone) employee evaluation.

The new store manager (Craig Ferguson) wants to cut employee perks and expects Drew (Drew Carey) to do the trimming. With Christa Miller.

Barry decides to rush a fraternity, but it doesn't quite work out as he expects; Beverly and Murray find themselves getting closer to being empty nesters, which means more hobbies and activities for Beverly and more TV for Murray.

While at school, Erica attempts to fool Beverly into thinking parents weekend has been rescheduled; Adam joins the school production of "Romeo and Juliet.".

Frankie and Mike try to plan a quiet, romantic Valentine's Day without the kids.

Mike helps Brick train for a regional spelling bee; Sue's birthday is forgotten.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Barry decides to rush a fraternity, but it doesn't quite work out as he expects; Beverly and Murray find themselves getting closer to being empty nesters, which means more hobbies and activities for Beverly and more TV for Murray.

While at school, Erica attempts to fool Beverly into thinking parents weekend has been rescheduled; Adam joins the school production of "Romeo and Juliet.".

Drew (Drew Carey) wages war with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) when she leaks information about Lisa's (Katy Selverstone) employee evaluation.

The new store manager (Craig Ferguson) wants to cut employee perks and expects Drew (Drew Carey) to do the trimming. With Christa Miller.