Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Martin's cricket team is a man short just before their latest match, so Paul is talked into joining the team.

With Mackay away, the Slade Prison inmates anticipate a period of rest and good times for all, but that is until his replacement arrives and suddenly Mackay doesn't seem so bad.

Boycie and Marlene drive Tyler back to his old university where his band, `Puddle of Agony', is about to perform its very first gig. The staff, left alone to look after the Grange, decide to help a couple of ghost-hunters who have arrived in the area seeking phantoms and ghouls. While Tyler's career seems to be slipping downhill, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy appear to be in seventh heaven.

The store attracts the wrong kind of customers when it advertises on CB radio.

Compo and Clegg hatch a plan to try and free hen-pecked Wally and Howard from the domestic chores set for them by their wives.

Seymour decides it's time he offered his talents and services to the local vicar.

With Mackay away, the Slade Prison inmates anticipate a period of rest and good times for all, but that is until his replacement arrives and suddenly Mackay doesn't seem so bad.

When Hyacinth volunteers to help with a senior citizens' day trip to the coast, she has to enter into the spirit of things rather more than she had envisaged.

Boycie and Marlene drive Tyler back to his old university where his band, `Puddle of Agony', is about to perform its very first gig. The staff, left alone to look after the Grange, decide to help a couple of ghost-hunters who have arrived in the area seeking phantoms and ghouls. While Tyler's career seems to be slipping downhill, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy appear to be in seventh heaven.

When a bomb falls on the vault of Captain Mainwaring's bank, he insists that the platoon counts the money and guards it.

Martin's cricket team is a man short just before their latest match, so Paul is talked into joining the team.

The store attracts the wrong kind of customers when it advertises on CB radio.

A mutated form of pneumonia causes Lister's hallucinations to become solid.

Rimmer has discovered how to duplicate himself, and leaves the quarters he shares with Lister to move in with himself.

When a bomb falls on the vault of Captain Mainwaring's bank, he insists that the platoon counts the money and guards it.

Compo and Clegg hatch a plan to try and free hen-pecked Wally and Howard from the domestic chores set for them by their wives.

Seymour decides it's time he offered his talents and services to the local vicar.

When Hyacinth volunteers to help with a senior citizens' day trip to the coast, she has to enter into the spirit of things rather more than she had envisaged.

Captain Mainwaring and the platoon help a widowed lady friend of Private Godfrey to gather in the harvest - then proceed to over do the potato wine.

A mutated form of pneumonia causes Lister's hallucinations to become solid.

Rimmer has discovered how to duplicate himself, and leaves the quarters he shares with Lister to move in with himself.

Guy showers Lucy with expensive gifts and whisks her away for a weekend, arousing Lee's suspicions. After some detective work, he concludes Guy must be a gangster. Barbara and Tim suspect Lee objects to Guy for a reason other than his dubious business interests.

Things are fine on board the crashed spaceship Nova 5, until Red Dwarf answers their distress call.

Rimmer and Lister find a computer game which plugs into the brain, allowing them to experience their fantasies.

Could it be the end for the Old Gits.

Guy showers Lucy with expensive gifts and whisks her away for a weekend, arousing Lee's suspicions. After some detective work, he concludes Guy must be a gangster. Barbara and Tim suspect Lee objects to Guy for a reason other than his dubious business interests.

Dermot and Gary have a chess showdown. Winning or losing could make the difference between an evening of pleasure and a night of disaster.

Could it be the end for the Old Gits.

Dermot and Gary have a chess showdown. Winning or losing could make the difference between an evening of pleasure and a night of disaster.

Joe and Chas have been together for nine years. It's a long time to be truly in love with someone. It can take a long time to properly say goodbye.

The staff discuss future plans as they prepare to leave.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Paul is invited to dinner with Martin and Ann.

For some reason, the powers that be have given the inmates of Slade prison a weekend break to pursue their hobbies. Is this wise? Fletcher just wants to put his feet up in his cell with a good book, but others have different ideas as to how he should spend his time.

`The Antiques Roadshow' comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea. Surprisingly it is Boycie, with a little help from Tyler, who discovers the really valuable antique.

When the Grace Brothers staff visit 10 Downing Street, Mr Humphries turns out to be Mrs Thatcher's blue-eyed boy.

Seymour vows that Edie's dustbin carrying days are over as he decides to install a waste disposal unit for her.

Seymour, a non-driver, volunteers to help Edie learn to drive again. All he needs is a qualified driver to join them.

For some reason, the powers that be have given the inmates of Slade prison a weekend break to pursue their hobbies. Is this wise? Fletcher just wants to put his feet up in his cell with a good book, but others have different ideas as to how he should spend his time.

Super snob Hyacinth suddenly has a lot on her hands - attending the Mayor's fancy dress ball and getting to know an important new neighbour.

`The Antiques Roadshow' comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea. Surprisingly it is Boycie, with a little help from Tyler, who discovers the really valuable antique.

Captain Mainwaring and the platoon help a widowed lady friend of Private Godfrey to gather in the harvest - then proceed to over do the potato wine.

Paul is invited to dinner with Martin and Ann.

When the Grace Brothers staff visit 10 Downing Street, Mr Humphries turns out to be Mrs Thatcher's blue-eyed boy.

Things are fine on board the crashed spaceship Nova 5, until Red Dwarf answers their distress call.

Rimmer and Lister find a computer game which plugs into the brain, allowing them to experience their fantasies.

Captain Mainwaring and the platoon help a widowed lady friend of Private Godfrey to gather in the harvest - then proceed to over do the potato wine.

Seymour vows that Edie's dustbin carrying days are over as he decides to install a waste disposal unit for her.

Seymour, a non-driver, volunteers to help Edie learn to drive again. All he needs is a qualified driver to join them.

Super snob Hyacinth suddenly has a lot on her hands - attending the Mayor's fancy dress ball and getting to know an important new neighbour.

When Corporal Jones deposits a parcel of money that has been raised to provide a new canteen for the servicemen, it turns out to be a pound of sausages. The rest of the platoon do everything in their power to jog his memory as to where the cash is.

Things are fine on board the crashed spaceship Nova 5, until Red Dwarf answers their distress call.

Rimmer and Lister find a computer game which plugs into the brain, allowing them to experience their fantasies.

Lucy is stressed, as she has to make an important speech at a recruitment conference and has nobody to help her write it. Sensing an opportunity to impress her, Lee offers his services, which upsets Tim, who also thinks he is the best man for the job. What started off as a small job soon turns into a competition between Tim and Lee.

The crew awakens to find their memories of the last four days have been erased.

Lister decides to read Rimmer's diary and discovers a leak from the `Stasis' (suspended-animation chamber) that creates a doorway to the past. Passing through the leak, the crew are able to go back in time to a point before the rest of the crew were wiped out and might just be able to bring someone back with them.

Look out for the likes of `The Scousers, The Slobs and The Double Take Brothers'.

Lucy is stressed, as she has to make an important speech at a recruitment conference and has nobody to help her write it. Sensing an opportunity to impress her, Lee offers his services, which upsets Tim, who also thinks he is the best man for the job. What started off as a small job soon turns into a competition between Tim and Lee.

Dermot is trying to impress Deborah by offering her his body. Gary is trying to impress her by installing a burglar alarm. Which is the better offer?

Look out for the likes of `The Scousers, The Slobs and The Double Take Brothers'.

Dermot is trying to impress Deborah by offering her his body. Gary is trying to impress her by installing a burglar alarm. Which is the better offer?

Agnes is upset that her son Trevor has been called back to the missions in Africa, but is determined to give him a massive send-off to remind him what a loving family he has back home in Ireland. Meanwhile, daughter Cathy's family counselling session descends into chaos, and Buster and Dermot run into trouble with a circus lion. The only person having a good day is neighbour Winnie.

Ted challenges the Marines to race on their assault course.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Ann has to go into hospital for an operation. Martin is convinced that he can cope while she's away from home. He quickly discovers that housework isn't nearly as easy he had expected.

A broken ankle provides Fletcher with a pleasant spell in the prison hospital. Fellow patient Blanco is convinced he is going to die, so he gives Fletcher a map showing where he buried an ill-gotten £8,000.

To celebrate their forthcoming 40th wedding anniversary, Marlene has arranged for her and Boycie to renew their marriage vows, but, whilst checking up on old friends and acquaintances for the guest list, she hears some devastating news - news that puts an entirely different complexion the Boyces' relationship.

Mrs Slocombe is distraught when her cat Tiddles goes missing. Knowing her attachment to the animal, the rest of the staff buy her a kitten.

Seymour and Clegg plan to make aeronautical history with a pair of old roller skates, an old sail and a very gullible test pilot.

Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a sentimental journey to re-create the times when his old school chums would walk gates and climb trees together. As we all know, nostalgia can be a dodgy old thing.

A broken ankle provides Fletcher with a pleasant spell in the prison hospital. Fellow patient Blanco is convinced he is going to die, so he gives Fletcher a map showing where he buried an ill-gotten £8,000.

Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but then tells Hyacinth that he had a new alarm installed as an anniversary present, only he has forgotten the code.

To celebrate their forthcoming 40th wedding anniversary, Marlene has arranged for her and Boycie to renew their marriage vows, but, whilst checking up on old friends and acquaintances for the guest list, she hears some devastating news - news that puts an entirely different complexion the Boyces' relationship.

When Corporal Jones deposits a parcel of money that has been raised to provide a new canteen for the servicemen, it turns out to be a pound of sausages. The rest of the platoon do everything in their power to jog his memory as to where the cash is.

Ann has to go into hospital for an operation. Martin is convinced that he can cope while she's away from home. He quickly discovers that housework isn't nearly as easy he had expected.

Mrs Slocombe is distraught when her cat Tiddles goes missing. Knowing her attachment to the animal, the rest of the staff buy her a kitten.

The crew awakens to find their memories of the last four days have been erased.

Lister decides to read Rimmer's diary and discovers a leak from the `Stasis' (suspended-animation chamber) that creates a doorway to the past. Passing through the leak, the crew are able to go back in time to a point before the rest of the crew were wiped out and might just be able to bring someone back with them.

When Corporal Jones deposits a parcel of money that has been raised to provide a new canteen for the servicemen, it turns out to be a pound of sausages. The rest of the platoon do everything in their power to jog his memory as to where the cash is.

Seymour and Clegg plan to make aeronautical history with a pair of old roller skates, an old sail and a very gullible test pilot.

Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a sentimental journey to re-create the times when his old school chums would walk gates and climb trees together. As we all know, nostalgia can be a dodgy old thing.

Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but then tells Hyacinth that he had a new alarm installed as an anniversary present, only he has forgotten the code.

The members of the platoon disguise themselves as firemen during an exercise, but then they are called upon to tackle a real blaze.

The crew awakens to find their memories of the last four days have been erased.

Lister decides to read Rimmer's diary and discovers a leak from the `Stasis' (suspended-animation chamber) that creates a doorway to the past. Passing through the leak, the crew are able to go back in time to a point before the rest of the crew were wiped out and might just be able to bring someone back with them.

Kate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger - a surly 14-year-old boy Nicky. Lee's attempts to bond with the teenager prove less than successful, while Tim and Nicky discover they have quite a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a carnivorous Great Dane to become a vegetarian with unfortunate results.

Holly's increasingly erratic behaviour endangers Lister and the ship, and backup computer Queeg 500 is brought in to replace him, relegating Holly to the role of night watchman. Unfortunately, Queeg has peculiarities all of his own, so the crew end up challenging Holly to take him on. Queeg chooses a game of chess and the loser faces deletion.

Holly devises a faster-than-light drive known as the `Holly Hop Drive' which can transport the Red Dwarf anywhere in the universe in a microsecond. As you can expect it all goes wrong and the crew are transported to a parallel universe where they meet duplicates of themselves, only with differences as they soon find out.

Another batch of splendid sketches. Here, Lee and Lance do a kitchen refit, and the gasman visits the Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies. With special guests Des Lynam and Jimmy Hill.

Agnes is upset that her son Trevor has been called back to the missions in Africa, but is determined to give him a massive send-off to remind him what a loving family he has back home in Ireland. Meanwhile, daughter Cathy's family counselling session descends into chaos, and Buster and Dermot run into trouble with a circus lion. The only person having a good day is neighbour Winnie.

Kate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger - a surly 14-year-old boy Nicky. Lee's attempts to bond with the teenager prove less than successful, while Tim and Nicky discover they have quite a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a carnivorous Great Dane to become a vegetarian with unfortunate results.

Another batch of splendid sketches. Here, Lee and Lance do a kitchen refit, and the gasman visits the Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies. With special guests Des Lynam and Jimmy Hill.

Agnes is upset that her son Trevor has been called back to the missions in Africa, but is determined to give him a massive send-off to remind him what a loving family he has back home in Ireland. Meanwhile, daughter Cathy's family counselling session descends into chaos, and Buster and Dermot run into trouble with a circus lion. The only person having a good day is neighbour Winnie.

Ted challenges the Marines to race on their assault course.

Spike loses his ability to make people laugh.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Martin has entered the pub snooker tournament, but when he discovers that Paul has also entered, he becomes very pessimistic about his chances. He's convinced that Paul will win and that he will be humiliated.

Godber takes up boxing and enters the prison championships and although he is the hot favourite to win, it is in several people's interests that he be beaten.

Boycie claims it's just a mid-life crisis, but are there other more compelling reasons for him selling up and moving from his mock Georgian life in Peckham to a new life as a gentleman farmer in Shropshire?

Staff that have reached a certain age have been made redundant, including Mrs Slocombe. Refusing to leave Grace Brothers, she becomes a cleaner and her position is filled by a younger woman.

The things some people have to do to get a drink out of someone! Seymour and Clegg take drastic action to try to get Compo to buy a round.

When Compo hauls a piece of antique silver from the canal, Seymour believes he can recover the rest of the loot and return it to its rightful owner. Could this be his passport into the county set?

Godber takes up boxing and enters the prison championships and although he is the hot favourite to win, it is in several people's interests that he be beaten.

Holding a riverside picnic seems like a good idea, but Hyacinth's arrangements don't go quite as she planned.

Boycie claims it's just a mid-life crisis, but are there other more compelling reasons for him selling up and moving from his mock Georgian life in Peckham to a new life as a gentleman farmer in Shropshire?

The members of the platoon disguise themselves as firemen during an exercise, but then they are called upon to tackle a real blaze.

Martin has entered the pub snooker tournament, but when he discovers that Paul has also entered, he becomes very pessimistic about his chances. He's convinced that Paul will win and that he will be humiliated.

Staff that have reached a certain age have been made redundant, including Mrs Slocombe. Refusing to leave Grace Brothers, she becomes a cleaner and her position is filled by a younger woman.

Holly's increasingly erratic behaviour endangers Lister and the ship, and backup computer Queeg 500 is brought in to replace him, relegating Holly to the role of night watchman. Unfortunately, Queeg has peculiarities all of his own, so the crew end up challenging Holly to take him on. Queeg chooses a game of chess and the loser faces deletion.

Holly devises a faster-than-light drive known as the `Holly Hop Drive' which can transport the Red Dwarf anywhere in the universe in a microsecond. As you can expect it all goes wrong and the crew are transported to a parallel universe where they meet duplicates of themselves, only with differences as they soon find out.

The members of the platoon disguise themselves as firemen during an exercise, but then they are called upon to tackle a real blaze.

The things some people have to do to get a drink out of someone! Seymour and Clegg take drastic action to try to get Compo to buy a round.

When Compo hauls a piece of antique silver from the canal, Seymour believes he can recover the rest of the loot and return it to its rightful owner. Could this be his passport into the county set?

The members of the platoon disguise themselves as firemen during an exercise, but then they are called upon to tackle a real blaze.

Holding a riverside picnic seems like a good idea, but Hyacinth's arrangements don't go quite as she planned.

Holly's increasingly erratic behaviour endangers Lister and the ship, and backup computer Queeg 500 is brought in to replace him, relegating Holly to the role of night watchman. Unfortunately, Queeg has peculiarities all of his own, so the crew end up challenging Holly to take him on. Queeg chooses a game of chess and the loser faces deletion.

Holly devises a faster-than-light drive known as the `Holly Hop Drive' which can transport the Red Dwarf anywhere in the universe in a microsecond. As you can expect it all goes wrong and the crew are transported to a parallel universe where they meet duplicates of themselves, only with differences as they soon find out.

When an old lady wanders into Lucy's flat and makes herself at home on the sofa, Lee doesn't know what to do with her.

Lister and Rimmer finally arrive back on Earth - only to discover time is behaving rather strangely.

The crew of Red Dwarf are forced to abandon ship, and Lister and Rimmer find themselves stranded on an arctic moon with only a pot noodle and a tin of dog food between them.

Harry Enfield's back for more fun along with colleagues Kathy Burke and Paul Whitehouse. Including Wayne and Waynetta Slob, the Scousers, Tim Nice-but-Dim and Kevin the Teenager. With special guest Ben Elton.

When an old lady wanders into Lucy's flat and makes herself at home on the sofa, Lee doesn't know what to do with her.

Dermot steps up his campaign to secure Deborah's affections. Dorothy all too happily accepts Gary's suggestion of an `open relationship'.

Harry Enfield's back for more fun along with colleagues Kathy Burke and Paul Whitehouse. Including Wayne and Waynetta Slob, the Scousers, Tim Nice-but-Dim and Kevin the Teenager. With special guest Ben Elton.

Spike loses his ability to make people laugh.

Dermot steps up his campaign to secure Deborah's affections. Dorothy all too happily accepts Gary's suggestion of an `open relationship'.

Ted helps Clive woo indifferent Gladys.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Boycie claims it's just a mid-life crisis, but are there other more compelling reasons for him selling up and moving from his mock Georgian life in Peckham to a new life as a gentleman farmer in Shropshire?

Using unseen footage of Victoria Wood, we follow the tale of how the much-missed comic made her first sitcom.

Rodney's business partnership with his elder brother is not going quite as he hoped. Meanwhile, Del has a problem with some briefcases he has acquired.

After Del manages to sell a rust-bucket of a car, he decides that he and Rodders have earned a night on the town.

An opportunity arises for Del to make his fortune, but a missing statue and gang warfare create problems.

Love comes into Del's life when an old flame returns to London, but Rodney and Grandad are determined to extinguish the torch that Del is carrying.

Del ropes in a reluctant Rodney and Grandad as he tries to turn Trotter Watch Security and Trotter's Ethnic Tours into big business.

More ducking and diving as Del and Rodney discover that three tons of lead is not all it appears to be. In fact, it could even be used in case of war.

Rodney's business partnership with his elder brother is not going quite as he hoped. Meanwhile, Del has a problem with some briefcases he has acquired.

After Del manages to sell a rust-bucket of a car, he decides that he and Rodders have earned a night on the town.

An opportunity arises for Del to make his fortune, but a missing statue and gang warfare create problems.

Love comes into Del's life when an old flame returns to London, but Rodney and Grandad are determined to extinguish the torch that Del is carrying.

Del ropes in a reluctant Rodney and Grandad as he tries to turn Trotter Watch Security and Trotter's Ethnic Tours into big business.

More ducking and diving as Del and Rodney discover that three tons of lead is not all it appears to be. In fact, it could even be used in case of war.

Rodney's business partnership with his elder brother is not going quite as he hoped. Meanwhile, Del has a problem with some briefcases he has acquired.

After Del manages to sell a rust-bucket of a car, he decides that he and Rodders have earned a night on the town.

An opportunity arises for Del to make his fortune, but a missing statue and gang warfare create problems.

Love comes into Del's life when an old flame returns to London, but Rodney and Grandad are determined to extinguish the torch that Del is carrying.

Del ropes in a reluctant Rodney and Grandad as he tries to turn Trotter Watch Security and Trotter's Ethnic Tours into big business.

More ducking and diving as Del and Rodney discover that three tons of lead is not all it appears to be. In fact, it could even be used in case of war.

Lister and Rimmer finally arrive back on Earth - only to discover time is behaving rather strangely.

The crew of Red Dwarf are forced to abandon ship, and Lister and Rimmer find themselves stranded on an arctic moon with only a pot noodle and a tin of dog food between them.

A genetic mutant is set loose aboard Red Dwarf and submits the crew to a gruesome 24-hour nightmare.

After the circuitry on Red Dwarf goes haywire and the self-destruct sequence is triggered, only Lister can save the day.

Tim Nice-but-Dim transforms himself into a rock star, Kevin the Teenager and Perry try to befriend the opposite sex at a party, and Lance is depressed because his imaginary girlfriend has dumped him.

When Richie buys an inflatable doll, he tries to conceal it from Eddie, but matters soon go horribly awry. Recorded live at the Mayflower Theatre in Southampton.

Ted helps Clive woo indifferent Gladys.

Tim Nice-but-Dim transforms himself into a rock star, Kevin the Teenager and Perry try to befriend the opposite sex at a party, and Lance is depressed because his imaginary girlfriend has dumped him.

Alison and Mike's neighbour spots a business opportunity which sparks all out war between them. The Captain makes a discovery and the Ghosts find a surprising new friend.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Victoria Wood talks about why she decided to close the canteen for good after just two series and what she went on to do next.

When Reverend Pottle, the 102-year-old vicar of Dibley village dies, the locals are shocked to discover that his replacement is a woman. Geraldine invites all and sundry to call her Gerry, but the breath of fresh air she brings looks like turning into a foul wind as the chairman of the parish wants her removed.

The `Songs of Praise' team come to the parish to meet Geraldine. Unfortunately for her, the director of the team is rather dishy, while Alice continues to be devastatingly below par on the IQ front.

Vicar Geraldine hopes to better the previous year's takings for the Autumn Fayre by finding a huge star to open it, but instead she lands herself in a pickle.

After an unfortunate accident involving a big tree, St Barnabus' Church finds itself in need of a new stained glass window. Unfortunately, no one can remember the theme of the old pane.

The local elections are looming and David is confident of victory. His new plans include twinning Dibley with every country in Europe - except Belgium.

Geraldine decides the Sunday service needs a radical overhaul and proposes turning the chapel into a wonderful new ark, but parish council chairman David is far from impressed.

When Reverend Pottle, the 102-year-old vicar of Dibley village dies, the locals are shocked to discover that his replacement is a woman. Geraldine invites all and sundry to call her Gerry, but the breath of fresh air she brings looks like turning into a foul wind as the chairman of the parish wants her removed.

The `Songs of Praise' team come to the parish to meet Geraldine. Unfortunately for her, the director of the team is rather dishy, while Alice continues to be devastatingly below par on the IQ front.

Vicar Geraldine hopes to better the previous year's takings for the Autumn Fayre by finding a huge star to open it, but instead she lands herself in a pickle.

After an unfortunate accident involving a big tree, St Barnabus' Church finds itself in need of a new stained glass window. Unfortunately, no one can remember the theme of the old pane.

The local elections are looming and David is confident of victory. His new plans include twinning Dibley with every country in Europe - except Belgium.

Geraldine decides the Sunday service needs a radical overhaul and proposes turning the chapel into a wonderful new ark, but parish council chairman David is far from impressed.

When Reverend Pottle, the 102-year-old vicar of Dibley village dies, the locals are shocked to discover that his replacement is a woman. Geraldine invites all and sundry to call her Gerry, but the breath of fresh air she brings looks like turning into a foul wind as the chairman of the parish wants her removed.

The `Songs of Praise' team come to the parish to meet Geraldine. Unfortunately for her, the director of the team is rather dishy, while Alice continues to be devastatingly below par on the IQ front.

Vicar Geraldine hopes to better the previous year's takings for the Autumn Fayre by finding a huge star to open it, but instead she lands herself in a pickle.

After an unfortunate accident involving a big tree, St Barnabus' Church finds itself in need of a new stained glass window. Unfortunately, no one can remember the theme of the old pane.

The local elections are looming and David is confident of victory. His new plans include twinning Dibley with every country in Europe - except Belgium.

Geraldine decides the Sunday service needs a radical overhaul and proposes turning the chapel into a wonderful new ark, but parish council chairman David is far from impressed.

The chief warden puts Mainwaring in court after a light is left burning in the church hall.

A genetic mutant is set loose aboard Red Dwarf and submits the crew to a gruesome 24-hour nightmare.

After the circuitry on Red Dwarf goes haywire and the self-destruct sequence is triggered, only Lister can save the day.

This time the crew discover a mutated developing fluid that allows them to travel to any place or time of which they have a photo.

Kryten discovers that his in-built expiry date gives him less than 24 hours to live.

More comedy classics from Harry Enfield and his chums Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke, including appearances by Il Postino Pat, the Self-Righteous Brothers and Kevin the Teenager.

When they find out that Queen Elizabeth is attending a parade in Hammersmith, Richie and Eddie try to invite Her Royal Highness to join them for supper. Of course not all goes according to plan.

More comedy classics from Harry Enfield and his chums Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke, including appearances by Il Postino Pat, the Self-Righteous Brothers and Kevin the Teenager.

Alison and Mike's neighbour spots a business opportunity which sparks all out war between them. The Captain makes a discovery and the Ghosts find a surprising new friend.

Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the B&B. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Ann is feeling bored with her life. She decides that she needs to broaden her horizons and find herself a job.

Fletcher lands in hot water when some stolen pills accidentally find their way into his cup of tea.

Winterdown Farm, the Boyce's new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.

There's trouble in the Peacock home and the staff of Grace Bros rally round when they discover Captain Peacock's shameful secret.

An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be hard on the old feet.

Clegg and Seymour attempt the impossible and try to get the hospitalised Clem Hemingway to crack a smile.

Fletcher lands in hot water when some stolen pills accidentally find their way into his cup of tea.

Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his birthday present, but that's only the start of a series of problems.

Winterdown Farm, the Boyce's new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.

The chief warden puts Mainwaring in court after a light is left burning in the church hall.

Ann is feeling bored with her life. She decides that she needs to broaden her horizons and find herself a job.

There's trouble in the Peacock home and the staff of Grace Bros rally round when they discover Captain Peacock's shameful secret.

This time the crew discover a mutated developing fluid that allows them to travel to any place or time of which they have a photo.

Kryten discovers that his in-built expiry date gives him less than 24 hours to live.

The chief warden puts Mainwaring in court after a light is left burning in the church hall.

An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be hard on the old feet.

Clegg and Seymour attempt the impossible and try to get the hospitalised Clem Hemingway to crack a smile.

Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his birthday present, but that's only the start of a series of problems.

The platoon is chosen for special duties during the testing of a secret weapon - a huge rolling catherine wheel packed with explosives. However, Walker and Pike decide to listen to the wireless on the sly.

This time the crew discover a mutated developing fluid that allows them to travel to any place or time of which they have a photo.

Kryten discovers that his in-built expiry date gives him less than 24 hours to live.

Lee finds himself increasingly stressed out having volunteered to teach Kate to drive. Following Kate's advice, he decides to try yoga - but his technique leaves a lot to be desired. A trip to a local acupuncturist is no more successful, so he resorts to more extreme measures. Meanwhile, a drive in the countryside has a dramatic and disastrous conclusion.

Kryten experiences love at first byte when he rescues a fellow 4000-series mechanoid from a crashed vessel. Camille is everything a female mechanoid should be: she's hard, unfeeling and even has realistic toes and a slide-back sunroof head. However, Kryten soon discovers that the course of true, advanced mutual compatibility never runs in a non-glitch bug-free way.

Lister's curry assumes near-human form when it finds its way into a machine that can re-write the DNA of any living thing.

Kevin the Teenager falls ill; rich couple Stanley and Pammy are horrified when Pammy's sister has a big win on the Lottery; and Tim Nice-But-Dim meets a kindred spirit in Dick Nice-But-Thick.

Lee finds himself increasingly stressed out having volunteered to teach Kate to drive. Following Kate's advice, he decides to try yoga - but his technique leaves a lot to be desired. A trip to a local acupuncturist is no more successful, so he resorts to more extreme measures. Meanwhile, a drive in the countryside has a dramatic and disastrous conclusion.

While Gary is out drowning his sorrows, Dermot invites Deborah for a romantic evening of candlelight, dinner and music. Will his elaborate seduction work? No chance.

Kevin the Teenager falls ill; rich couple Stanley and Pammy are horrified when Pammy's sister has a big win on the Lottery; and Tim Nice-But-Dim meets a kindred spirit in Dick Nice-But-Thick.

While Gary is out drowning his sorrows, Dermot invites Deborah for a romantic evening of candlelight, dinner and music. Will his elaborate seduction work? No chance.

Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the B&B. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin.

Ted is replaced; play rehearsals backfire.

Ann is feeling bored with her life. She decides that she needs to broaden her horizons and find herself a job.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Winterdown Farm, the Boyce's new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.

When Martin chats to one of Paul's friends at a party, he doesn't realise that he's talking to a psychiatrist.

Fletcher is incensed when a third cell mate arrives, and to add insult to injury, he turns out to be one of his old enemies. Why is everyone being so polite to this new prisoner?

When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.

The staff at Grace Bros are working late, but they are not alone in the building. There's a thief about. Well, two actually.

Seymour sets out to prove that skiing need not be a sport only for the rich.

Compo has an encounter with a ferret.

Fletcher is incensed when a third cell mate arrives, and to add insult to injury, he turns out to be one of his old enemies. Why is everyone being so polite to this new prisoner?

With Hyacinth so excited about attending a country house sale, Richard is worried that she'll spend too much.

When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.

The platoon is chosen for special duties during the testing of a secret weapon - a huge rolling catherine wheel packed with explosives. However, Walker and Pike decide to listen to the wireless on the sly.

When Martin chats to one of Paul's friends at a party, he doesn't realise that he's talking to a psychiatrist.

The staff at Grace Bros are working late, but they are not alone in the building. There's a thief about. Well, two actually.

Kryten experiences love at first byte when he rescues a fellow 4000-series mechanoid from a crashed vessel. Camille is everything a female mechanoid should be: she's hard, unfeeling and even has realistic toes and a slide-back sunroof head. However, Kryten soon discovers that the course of true, advanced mutual compatibility never runs in a non-glitch bug-free way.

Lister's curry assumes near-human form when it finds its way into a machine that can re-write the DNA of any living thing.

The platoon is chosen for special duties during the testing of a secret weapon - a huge rolling catherine wheel packed with explosives. However, Walker and Pike decide to listen to the wireless on the sly.

Seymour sets out to prove that skiing need not be a sport only for the rich.

Compo has an encounter with a ferret.

With Hyacinth so excited about attending a country house sale, Richard is worried that she'll spend too much.

Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal.

Kryten experiences love at first byte when he rescues a fellow 4000-series mechanoid from a crashed vessel. Camille is everything a female mechanoid should be: she's hard, unfeeling and even has realistic toes and a slide-back sunroof head. However, Kryten soon discovers that the course of true, advanced mutual compatibility never runs in a non-glitch bug-free way.

Lister's curry assumes near-human form when it finds its way into a machine that can re-write the DNA of any living thing.

When Tim and Lee try to organise a party for Lucy's 30th birthday, their ideas of what makes a good party differ widely. Tim likes a few games of charades, while Lee likes a do where there are no competitors for Lucy's attention. So when she arrives at the party arm-in-arm with another man, Lee makes it his mission to somehow get rid of him without causing a scene.

The crew of the Red Dwarf find themselves on Justice World, an abandoned penal colony equipped with a `justice field' which inflicts the consequences of a crime on its perpetrator. The innocent have nothing to fear, but Rimmer is in big trouble.

Will Rimmer sacrifice his own life to save the others from a white hole?

We meet the Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and that typical teenager, Kevin.

When Tim and Lee try to organise a party for Lucy's 30th birthday, their ideas of what makes a good party differ widely. Tim likes a few games of charades, while Lee likes a do where there are no competitors for Lucy's attention. So when she arrives at the party arm-in-arm with another man, Lee makes it his mission to somehow get rid of him without causing a scene.

Dermot has been sacked for dangling a customer by the ankles. And Gary has been offered a new job - but now he has to tell his staff they might need a new one too.

We meet the Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and that typical teenager, Kevin.

Dermot has been sacked for dangling a customer by the ankles. And Gary has been offered a new job - but now he has to tell his staff they might need a new one too.

Ted is replaced; play rehearsals backfire.

Gladys agrees to marry Clive, but his family objects.

When Martin chats to one of Paul's friends at a party, he doesn't realise that he's talking to a psychiatrist.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.

Paul is expecting delivery of a load of manure. He won't be at home, so he asks Martin to supervise the delivery. The manure ends up in Martin's driveway by mistake.

Fletcher decides that Harris must be put on trial for stealing from another prisoner, and one of Fletcher's little earners, writing letters for illiterate inmates, looks like it's coming to an end.

It's tribute night at the Horseshoe Inn. Elgin's sister gets a special offer on cows, Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school, and why does Boycie have a job for Lllewellyn?

The staff at Grace Bros find a novel use for a new closed-circuit security system which could not be less secure.

When the Teesdales stop to give the trio a lift when returning from their caravanning weekend, it soon becomes apparent that Mrs T is troubled by something.

Clegg feels uncomfortable when Nora and Edie begin to take an unnatural interest in him. Are they in need of a good man?

Fletcher decides that Harris must be put on trial for stealing from another prisoner, and one of Fletcher's little earners, writing letters for illiterate inmates, looks like it's coming to an end.

Hyacinth gets excited when she learns that her next-door neighbour Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of the musical `The Boyfriend'.

It's tribute night at the Horseshoe Inn. Elgin's sister gets a special offer on cows, Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school, and why does Boycie have a job for Lllewellyn?

Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal.

Paul is expecting delivery of a load of manure. He won't be at home, so he asks Martin to supervise the delivery. The manure ends up in Martin's driveway by mistake.

The staff at Grace Bros find a novel use for a new closed-circuit security system which could not be less secure.

The crew of the Red Dwarf find themselves on Justice World, an abandoned penal colony equipped with a `justice field' which inflicts the consequences of a crime on its perpetrator. The innocent have nothing to fear, but Rimmer is in big trouble.

Will Rimmer sacrifice his own life to save the others from a white hole?

Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal.

When the Teesdales stop to give the trio a lift when returning from their caravanning weekend, it soon becomes apparent that Mrs T is troubled by something.

Clegg feels uncomfortable when Nora and Edie begin to take an unnatural interest in him. Are they in need of a good man?

Hyacinth gets excited when she learns that her next-door neighbour Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of the musical `The Boyfriend'.

Walker is called up to the Army, so Mainwaring tries to have him excused from service so that provisions of black-market goods are maintained.

The crew of the Red Dwarf find themselves on Justice World, an abandoned penal colony equipped with a `justice field' which inflicts the consequences of a crime on its perpetrator. The innocent have nothing to fear, but Rimmer is in big trouble.

Will Rimmer sacrifice his own life to save the others from a white hole?

Lucy is worried about the age gap between her and Guy, a concern that increases when Guy turns up to meet her with his grandson in tow. Meanwhile, a family emergency means Lee and Tim are left in charge of the baby, and they prove to be less than perfect babysitters.

In a universe like our own, another Arnold Rimmer exists. He is a charming, popular and brave test-pilot in the Space Corps. However, after his test craft breaks the speed of reality, he finds himself face to face with his less than exceptional counterpart.

Lister decides to read Rimmer's diary and discovers a leak from the `Stasis' (suspended-animation chamber) that creates a doorway to the past. Passing through the leak, the crew are able to go back in time to a point before the rest of the crew were wiped out and might just be able to bring someone back with them.

Featuring appearances from the obnoxious Tory Boy, Wayne and Waynetta - who try their luck on the lottery - the Toddlers, and Kevin the Teenager.

Lucy is worried about the age gap between her and Guy, a concern that increases when Guy turns up to meet her with his grandson in tow. Meanwhile, a family emergency means Lee and Tim are left in charge of the baby, and they prove to be less than perfect babysitters.

When Richie buys an inflatable doll, he tries to conceal it from Eddie, but matters soon go horribly awry. Recorded live at the Mayflower Theatre in Southampton.

Featuring appearances from the obnoxious Tory Boy, Wayne and Waynetta - who try their luck on the lottery - the Toddlers, and Kevin the Teenager.

Moneylenders move in on Martin's family, leaving him with no choice but to fight back. Meanwhile, Diane and Kath pursue Martin in the hope that they can work out what he's up to.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

It's tribute night at the Horseshoe Inn. Elgin's sister gets a special offer on cows, Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school, and why does Boycie have a job for Lllewellyn?

Martin has to attend a conference with colleague Rex. After having too much to drink, Martin goes to bed in his hotel room. Practical joker Rex arranges for a prostitute to be in Martin's room when he wakes up.

Fletch meets a man who has been in prison for 17 years for a crime he always claimed he didn't commit. To everybody's surprise, when he is offered parole he turns it down, seeing it as an admission of guilt.

Tyler may have received a wake-up call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy.

Mr Grace decides that the store should still be making money outside shopping hours - and the staff are expected to come up with ideas.

Seymour and Cleg are spotted pushing a bale of hay up a hill by a coach load of Japanese tourists. Is this an old Yorkshire ritual they wonder?

Nora sets tongues wagging when she goes out without her wrinkled stockings. Does Compo have a rival?

Fletch meets a man who has been in prison for 17 years for a crime he always claimed he didn't commit. To everybody's surprise, when he is offered parole he turns it down, seeing it as an admission of guilt.

Hyacinth still wants to join Emmet's production of `The Boyfriend', but fortunately for him, other things have to take priority.

Tyler may have received a wake-up call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy.

Walker is called up to the Army, so Mainwaring tries to have him excused from service so that provisions of black-market goods are maintained.

Martin has to attend a conference with colleague Rex. After having too much to drink, Martin goes to bed in his hotel room. Practical joker Rex arranges for a prostitute to be in Martin's room when he wakes up.

Mr Grace decides that the store should still be making money outside shopping hours - and the staff are expected to come up with ideas.

In a universe like our own, another Arnold Rimmer exists. He is a charming, popular and brave test-pilot in the Space Corps. However, after his test craft breaks the speed of reality, he finds himself face to face with his less than exceptional counterpart.

Lister decides to read Rimmer's diary and discovers a leak from the `Stasis' (suspended-animation chamber) that creates a doorway to the past. Passing through the leak, the crew are able to go back in time to a point before the rest of the crew were wiped out and might just be able to bring someone back with them.

Walker is called up to the Army, so Mainwaring tries to have him excused from service so that provisions of black-market goods are maintained.

Seymour and Cleg are spotted pushing a bale of hay up a hill by a coach load of Japanese tourists. Is this an old Yorkshire ritual they wonder?

Nora sets tongues wagging when she goes out without her wrinkled stockings. Does Compo have a rival?

Hyacinth still wants to join Emmet's production of `The Boyfriend', but fortunately for him, other things have to take priority.

As the first contingent of American soldiers arrives in Walmington-on-Sea, Captain's troops prepare to welcome them. A darts match seems a good idea.

In a universe like our own, another Arnold Rimmer exists. He is a charming, popular and brave test-pilot in the Space Corps. However, after his test craft breaks the speed of reality, he finds himself face to face with his less than exceptional counterpart.

Lister decides to read Rimmer's diary and discovers a leak from the `Stasis' (suspended-animation chamber) that creates a doorway to the past. Passing through the leak, the crew are able to go back in time to a point before the rest of the crew were wiped out and might just be able to bring someone back with them.

Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it - but not before he has hired it out to a film director.

Rimmer attempts to earn a commission to join the crew of the advanced holoship Enlightenment, the vessel of his dreams which contains the cream of the Space Corps.

The crew are in trouble when they face a challenge from the Inquisitor, a thing that roams through time dealing with life's wastrels. Naturally, Lister and the rest of the crew are next on his list.

Mr Cholmondeley-Warner provides some handy hints for Christmas presents.

Baby fever hits the Brown household as a pregnant Maria prepares for motherhood, and Agnes is keen to give her new daughter-in-law her unique brand of advice about raising children. Maria is grateful when Agnes offers to look after the robot baby she has brought home from her pre-natal class, but it turns out that Mrs Brown's babysitting techniques are not exactly orthodox.

Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it - but not before he has hired it out to a film director.