Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Paul is expecting delivery of a load of manure. He won't be at home, so he asks Martin to supervise the delivery. The manure ends up in Martin's driveway by mistake.

Arkwright takes action when his corner shop is broken into and employs a large dog to guard his property. Unfortunately, the unruly creature is more successful at keeping customers at bay than frightening any burglars who may be about.

Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention and fears that their relationship is nearing it's end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counselor, which proves so successful she ends ups throwing Boycie out. However, the parting gives them both time to consider their lives, pasts and futures.

Back on the shop floor, chaos reigns when a surprise fire alarm practice throws the staff of Grace Brothers into panic, revealing fire precautions to be just a tad inadequate.

Pearl throws Howard out of the house, but when he goes to Clegg's for sympathy it falls on deaf ears, while Pearl tells Nelly she's going to have to sort out Howard once and for all. Meanwhile, Glenda decides that Barry and herself are fat and that something must be done before Gloria's wedding, and forces Barry to embark on a new fitness regime.

Hobbo decides that the still-homeless Howard needs to show Pearl who's boss, but after Pearl slams the door in his face, Howard is despondent. Hobbo is insistent that Howard just needs to remind Pearl of the good times, but will his bicycle skills be enough to win her back? Meanwhile, Marina helps Miss Davenport upgrade her appearance, and decides to seize the moment with Mr Waddle.

Paul is expecting delivery of a load of manure. He won't be at home, so he asks Martin to supervise the delivery. The manure ends up in Martin's driveway by mistake.

Granville tries to shed his old image with the help of some snappy threads and sunglasses, complete with a medallion made from a cocoa tin lid.

Hyacinth still wants to join Emmet's production of `The Boyfriend', but fortunately for him, other things have to take priority.

Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention and fears that their relationship is nearing it's end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counselor, which proves so successful she ends ups throwing Boycie out. However, the parting gives them both time to consider their lives, pasts and futures.

When he's informed that he can make a member of the platoon a corporal, Mainwaring instigates a competition between Frazer and Jones to see who most deserves the promotion.

Back on the shop floor, chaos reigns when a surprise fire alarm practice throws the staff of Grace Brothers into panic, revealing fire precautions to be just a tad inadequate.

Arkwright takes action when his corner shop is broken into and employs a large dog to guard his property. Unfortunately, the unruly creature is more successful at keeping customers at bay than frightening any burglars who may be about.

Granville tries to shed his old image with the help of some snappy threads and sunglasses, complete with a medallion made from a cocoa tin lid.

When he's informed that he can make a member of the platoon a corporal, Mainwaring instigates a competition between Frazer and Jones to see who most deserves the promotion.

Pearl throws Howard out of the house, but when he goes to Clegg's for sympathy it falls on deaf ears, while Pearl tells Nelly she's going to have to sort out Howard once and for all. Meanwhile, Glenda decides that Barry and herself are fat and that something must be done before Gloria's wedding, and forces Barry to embark on a new fitness regime.

Hobbo decides that the still-homeless Howard needs to show Pearl who's boss, but after Pearl slams the door in his face, Howard is despondent. Hobbo is insistent that Howard just needs to remind Pearl of the good times, but will his bicycle skills be enough to win her back? Meanwhile, Marina helps Miss Davenport upgrade her appearance, and decides to seize the moment with Mr Waddle.

Hyacinth still wants to join Emmet's production of `The Boyfriend', but fortunately for him, other things have to take priority.

Sgt Wilson finds it difficult to concentrate on Home Guard activities as he has a little problem of his own.

Granville has bought a large display item to inject a little bit of sunshine into shop life on the day of Kevin's wedding. However, Kevin is the world's most reluctant bridegroom and is still having second thoughts.

Arkwright tries all manner of schemes to get into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom involving a ladder and some chocolates.

When an old lady wanders into Lucy's flat and makes herself at home on the sofa, Lee doesn't know what to do with her.

Lee finds himself increasingly stressed out having volunteered to teach Kate to drive. Following Kate's advice, he decides to try yoga - but his technique leaves a lot to be desired. A trip to a local acupuncturist is no more successful, so he resorts to more extreme measures. Meanwhile, a drive in the countryside has a dramatic and disastrous conclusion.

Granville has bought a large display item to inject a little bit of sunshine into shop life on the day of Kevin's wedding. However, Kevin is the world's most reluctant bridegroom and is still having second thoughts.

Arkwright tries all manner of schemes to get into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom involving a ladder and some chocolates.

When three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between live-in lover Dorothy and live-in mate Tony. A painful decision, but not as painful as Tony's tattoo, which is intended to prove his love for Deborah.

Lee finds himself increasingly stressed out having volunteered to teach Kate to drive. Following Kate's advice, he decides to try yoga - but his technique leaves a lot to be desired. A trip to a local acupuncturist is no more successful, so he resorts to more extreme measures. Meanwhile, a drive in the countryside has a dramatic and disastrous conclusion.

Paul is expecting delivery of a load of manure. He won't be at home, so he asks Martin to supervise the delivery. The manure ends up in Martin's driveway by mistake.

Alan delivers a hard-hitting expose of the Chemsex phenomenon and drama therapist Izzy Barnes leads a live workshop in the studio.

Hard-as-nails detective inspector, divorcee and single mum Katrina is determined to crack the case of the missing boy. But there's also her drinking, her love life and her inner demons. She doesn't want help, but it turns up anyway.

Shane and Clifford have a plan to abduct the wife of a wealthy hedge fund manager. If he won't pay them the money, they'll snip her ears off to prove they mean business. Everything in the plan depends on everyone playing their part right to the end.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Martin has to attend a conference with colleague Rex. After having too much to drink, Martin goes to bed in his hotel room. Practical joker Rex arranges for a prostitute to be in Martin's room when he wakes up.

Granville has bought a large display item to inject a little bit of sunshine into shop life on the day of Kevin's wedding. However, Kevin is the world's most reluctant bridegroom and is still having second thoughts.

While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor, which comes accompanied by a royal charter allowing him to produce and sell it. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.

Mrs Slocombe's 50th birthday is approaching. The staff pull out all the stops to ensure it is an occasion to remember - but is she really 50, and where does her cat fit into all the kerfuffle?

Hobbo and his `team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back. The men pitch him a tent but Howard's isn't keen and goes for a meal with Glenda and Barry. The men return to the camp with Howard to show Pearl how much he's roughing it, but Marina arrives at the same time and Hobbo and Howard bundle her into the tent.

Glenda sends a reluctant Barry off to paint a nice view, to take his mind off wanting to eat. Meanwhile, the dejected Howard wonders if Pearl still loves him. Hobbo takes pity on him. Hobbo delivers a message from Howard to Pearl - a brief peck - but Pearl grabs him and delivers a full-blooded kiss. Howard is aghast. Elsewhere, Glenda tells the uncertain Morton that he's going to Gloria's wedding as Moria's guest.

Martin has to attend a conference with colleague Rex. After having too much to drink, Martin goes to bed in his hotel room. Practical joker Rex arranges for a prostitute to be in Martin's room when he wakes up.

Arkwright tries all manner of schemes to get into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom involving a ladder and some chocolates.

When Hyacinth decides that a new car is in order, she aims rather higher than most people - much to Richard's horror.

While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor, which comes accompanied by a royal charter allowing him to produce and sell it. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.

Sgt Wilson finds it difficult to concentrate on Home Guard activities as he has a little problem of his own.

Mrs Slocombe's 50th birthday is approaching. The staff pull out all the stops to ensure it is an occasion to remember - but is she really 50, and where does her cat fit into all the kerfuffle?

Granville has bought a large display item to inject a little bit of sunshine into shop life on the day of Kevin's wedding. However, Kevin is the world's most reluctant bridegroom and is still having second thoughts.

Arkwright tries all manner of schemes to get into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom involving a ladder and some chocolates.

Sgt Wilson finds it difficult to concentrate on Home Guard activities as he has a little problem of his own.

Hobbo and his `team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back. The men pitch him a tent but Howard's isn't keen and goes for a meal with Glenda and Barry. The men return to the camp with Howard to show Pearl how much he's roughing it, but Marina arrives at the same time and Hobbo and Howard bundle her into the tent.

Glenda sends a reluctant Barry off to paint a nice view, to take his mind off wanting to eat. Meanwhile, the dejected Howard wonders if Pearl still loves him. Hobbo takes pity on him. Hobbo delivers a message from Howard to Pearl - a brief peck - but Pearl grabs him and delivers a full-blooded kiss. Howard is aghast. Elsewhere, Glenda tells the uncertain Morton that he's going to Gloria's wedding as Moria's guest.

When Hyacinth decides that a new car is in order, she aims rather higher than most people - much to Richard's horror.

Tipped off by Frazer and Godfrey, Mainwaring and Wilson head out on a mission to investigate a house where they believe someone may have been signalling to enemy aircraft.

Granville has bought some cheap devices that promise to jump-start people's positive emotions, but will they work? Meanwhile, Mr Newbold has a serious underwear problem which Mrs Featherstone has taken upon herself to solve with Granville's help.

Granville attempts to improve his status and impress a local lovely by telling her Arkwright's his assistant.

When Tim and Lee try to organise a party for Lucy's 30th birthday, their ideas of what makes a good party differ widely. Tim likes a few games of charades, while Lee likes a do where there are no competitors for Lucy's attention. So when she arrives at the party arm-in-arm with another man, Lee makes it his mission to somehow get rid of him without causing a scene.

Lucy is worried about the age gap between her and Guy, a concern that increases when Guy turns up to meet her with his grandson in tow. Meanwhile, a family emergency means Lee and Tim are left in charge of the baby, and they prove to be less than perfect babysitters.

Granville has bought some cheap devices that promise to jump-start people's positive emotions, but will they work? Meanwhile, Mr Newbold has a serious underwear problem which Mrs Featherstone has taken upon herself to solve with Granville's help.

Granville attempts to improve his status and impress a local lovely by telling her Arkwright's his assistant.

Gary feels middle-aged when Deborah starts hanging out with her new student friends at the university. Then, to cap it all, he gets mistaken for George at the office. Will an all-night rave put things right?

Lucy is worried about the age gap between her and Guy, a concern that increases when Guy turns up to meet her with his grandson in tow. Meanwhile, a family emergency means Lee and Tim are left in charge of the baby, and they prove to be less than perfect babysitters.

Martin has to attend a conference with colleague Rex. After having too much to drink, Martin goes to bed in his hotel room. Practical joker Rex arranges for a prostitute to be in Martin's room when he wakes up.

A special regal edition sees a member of the royal family welcomed to the studio, and Alan struggles to maintain his dignity in the face of a career-defining setback.

Helen and her teenage son Zach don't really get on, until a random act of kindness brings the mysterious Bob to their front door. He seems to understand their problems and offers to help.

Everyone remembers the Wise Owl, of course - the bossy cartoon bird keeping children safe back in the 1970s. Those old information films had a lasting effect on all of us, especially Ronnie, who has spent his entire life trying to do the right thing.

Gary feels middle-aged when Deborah starts hanging out with her new student friends at the university. Then, to cap it all, he gets mistaken for George at the office. Will an all-night rave put things right?

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Martin's neighbour Lawrence Tredwell is selling his house. Martin is horrified when he discovers that Paul has bought the house and plans to let it. The new tenants, however, turn out to be Martin's kind of people.

Granville has bought some cheap devices that promise to jump-start people's positive emotions, but will they work? Meanwhile, Mr Newbold has a serious underwear problem which Mrs Featherstone has taken upon herself to solve with Granville's help.

Bored with life on the farm, Marlene throws herself into charity work. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become Sir Aubrey. Marlene, with the help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve his dream. Unfortunately, life is very rarely that simple, particularly where Boycie and Marlene are concerned.

Grace Brothers' employees hold a trial to determine whether Captain Peacock spent the night with a staff secretary.

There's excitement in the air as everyone is getting ready for the wedding. Later as the guests arrive at the pub, Glenda receives a call to say the bridegroom has done a runner.

Compo, Clegg, and Blamire go around town discussing life and death, and observe their fellow townspeople and their problems.

Martin's neighbour Lawrence Tredwell is selling his house. Martin is horrified when he discovers that Paul has bought the house and plans to let it. The new tenants, however, turn out to be Martin's kind of people.

Granville attempts to improve his status and impress a local lovely by telling her Arkwright's his assistant.

Hyacinth decides to share her undoubted experience of being a perfect hostess and advertises in the local paper.

The men add an armoured car to their fighting strength - but orders to work more closely with the ARP are potentially far more dangerous.

Tipped off by Frazer and Godfrey, Mainwaring and Wilson head out on a mission to investigate a house where they believe someone may have been signalling to enemy aircraft.

Grace Brothers' employees hold a trial to determine whether Captain Peacock spent the night with a staff secretary.

Granville has bought some cheap devices that promise to jump-start people's positive emotions, but will they work? Meanwhile, Mr Newbold has a serious underwear problem which Mrs Featherstone has taken upon herself to solve with Granville's help.

Granville attempts to improve his status and impress a local lovely by telling her Arkwright's his assistant.

Tipped off by Frazer and Godfrey, Mainwaring and Wilson head out on a mission to investigate a house where they believe someone may have been signalling to enemy aircraft.

There's excitement in the air as everyone is getting ready for the wedding. Later as the guests arrive at the pub, Glenda receives a call to say the bridegroom has done a runner.

Compo, Clegg, and Blamire go around town discussing life and death, and observe their fellow townspeople and their problems.

Hyacinth decides to share her undoubted experience of being a perfect hostess and advertises in the local paper.

The men add an armoured car to their fighting strength - but orders to work more closely with the ARP are potentially far more dangerous.

Granville's scheme to sell salami as an erotically charged new product called Yaggis is in danger as a customer's husband returns seeking redress. Cyril and Eric need advice on how to impress their wives, Mrs Featherstone's plan to snare Mr Newbold as a fourth husband is not going well, and Granville has to quickly sell some damaged tins of chilli beans.

Arkwright decides his profit margin would be increased if he could sell a product of his own making, so Granville is given the task of making home-made firelighters, an essential ingredient being his shredded disco shirt.

Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it - but not before he has hired it out to a film director.

Over-excited by the appearance of a lesbian couple in their building, Lee and Tim ask them over for dinner, little realising that their adolescent attempt to get their jollies will backfire when Lucy discovers a side to herself that she never knew existed.

Granville's scheme to sell salami as an erotically charged new product called Yaggis is in danger as a customer's husband returns seeking redress. Cyril and Eric need advice on how to impress their wives, Mrs Featherstone's plan to snare Mr Newbold as a fourth husband is not going well, and Granville has to quickly sell some damaged tins of chilli beans.

Arkwright decides his profit margin would be increased if he could sell a product of his own making, so Granville is given the task of making home-made firelighters, an essential ingredient being his shredded disco shirt.

Tony discovers that Gary has £33,000 stashed away in his current account, while Tony's ever-expanding waistline doesn't go unnoticed - time to start reading `Hey Lardy: The New Lads' Diet Book'.

Over-excited by the appearance of a lesbian couple in their building, Lee and Tim ask them over for dinner, little realising that their adolescent attempt to get their jollies will backfire when Lucy discovers a side to herself that she never knew existed.

Martin's neighbour Lawrence Tredwell is selling his house. Martin is horrified when he discovers that Paul has bought the house and plans to let it. The new tenants, however, turn out to be Martin's kind of people.

Everyone remembers the Wise Owl, of course - the bossy cartoon bird keeping children safe back in the 1970s. Those old information films had a lasting effect on all of us, especially Ronnie, who has spent his entire life trying to do the right thing.

Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith return with a special festive story in their award-winning anthology series Inside No. 9. Joined by guest stars Shobna Gulati and Simon Callow, they serve up a disturbingly spooky tale. It's Christmas Eve and Dr Parkway has booked an overnight stay in a reputedly haunted church. But why is he so keen to be left alone by the eccentric warden and his other guests? A twisted ghost story for Christmas.

East End villains Harry and Annie Blackwood were rotten to the core and did some truly horrible things when they were alive. What secrets did they take to their grave? Their sons plan to find out.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Granville's scheme to sell salami as an erotically charged new product called Yaggis is in danger as a customer's husband returns seeking redress. Cyril and Eric need advice on how to impress their wives, Mrs Featherstone's plan to snare Mr Newbold as a fourth husband is not going well, and Granville has to quickly sell some damaged tins of chilli beans.

Arkwright decides his profit margin would be increased if he could sell a product of his own making, so Granville is given the task of making home-made firelighters, an essential ingredient being his shredded disco shirt.

A distressed and pregnant German woman could be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's problems in conceiving a child.

Delboy finds religion when the Madonna at the local parish church is seen crying, but his attempt to help the church is thwarted when rain stops play.

When the Trotters go shopping, they have no idea what's in store. The hapless trio end up being accused of shoplifting when they lose their receipts. In the manager's office, things go from bad to worse as they become involved in an armed robbery. The perpetrator turns out to be someone Del sold a dodgy watch to as the Trotters spend a long night with the gunman.

Problems arise for the Trotters when Del and Rodders both fall for the same girl, Trigger's niece. As the pair compete for her affections, Del resorts to dirty tricks when Rodders falls asleep under a sun lamp. Rodders gets his own back though, volunteering Del for a spot of hand-gliding.

When Rodney is given a grant to make a community film, Del sees a chance for lining his own pockets.

Del is offered a real big earner when his ex-partner asks him to front his new business in Australia. Will Del take the chance of a lifetime down under, or are family ties too strong?

A distressed and pregnant German woman could be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's problems in conceiving a child.

Delboy finds religion when the Madonna at the local parish church is seen crying, but his attempt to help the church is thwarted when rain stops play.

When the Trotters go shopping, they have no idea what's in store. The hapless trio end up being accused of shoplifting when they lose their receipts. In the manager's office, things go from bad to worse as they become involved in an armed robbery. The perpetrator turns out to be someone Del sold a dodgy watch to as the Trotters spend a long night with the gunman.

Problems arise for the Trotters when Del and Rodders both fall for the same girl, Trigger's niece. As the pair compete for her affections, Del resorts to dirty tricks when Rodders falls asleep under a sun lamp. Rodders gets his own back though, volunteering Del for a spot of hand-gliding.

When Rodney is given a grant to make a community film, Del sees a chance for lining his own pockets.

Del is offered a real big earner when his ex-partner asks him to front his new business in Australia. Will Del take the chance of a lifetime down under, or are family ties too strong?

A distressed and pregnant German woman could be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's problems in conceiving a child.

Delboy finds religion when the Madonna at the local parish church is seen crying, but his attempt to help the church is thwarted when rain stops play.

When the Trotters go shopping, they have no idea what's in store. The hapless trio end up being accused of shoplifting when they lose their receipts. In the manager's office, things go from bad to worse as they become involved in an armed robbery. The perpetrator turns out to be someone Del sold a dodgy watch to as the Trotters spend a long night with the gunman.

Problems arise for the Trotters when Del and Rodders both fall for the same girl, Trigger's niece. As the pair compete for her affections, Del resorts to dirty tricks when Rodders falls asleep under a sun lamp. Rodders gets his own back though, volunteering Del for a spot of hand-gliding.

When Rodney is given a grant to make a community film, Del sees a chance for lining his own pockets.

Granville has a new idea for growing the business: offering fitness classes. Can he really turn Gastric into a greyhound, and is that the right way to Madge's heart? Meanwhile, Mr Newbold undergoes an image overhaul to repel Mrs Featherstone.

Granville has a large quantity of bargain spectacles to sell. Meanwhile, encouraged by reading a self-help book, Mr Newbold decides to tell Mrs Featherstone how he really feels about their relationship, Eric tries to persuade Kath to go on a camping holiday and what is in the large, heavy box that has arrived for Leroy?

Alan is anxious about a visit from the Inland Revenue. To make matters worse, he has lied to his girlfriend Sonja about exactly how well he knows U2's Bono.

Alan's book is due to be pulped but, on the plus side, the builders have completed work on his house and Lynn has invited him to her baptism.

Granville has a new idea for growing the business: offering fitness classes. Can he really turn Gastric into a greyhound, and is that the right way to Madge's heart? Meanwhile, Mr Newbold undergoes an image overhaul to repel Mrs Featherstone.

Granville has a large quantity of bargain spectacles to sell. Meanwhile, encouraged by reading a self-help book, Mr Newbold decides to tell Mrs Featherstone how he really feels about their relationship, Eric tries to persuade Kath to go on a camping holiday and what is in the large, heavy box that has arrived for Leroy?

Del is offered a real big earner when his ex-partner asks him to front his new business in Australia. Will Del take the chance of a lifetime down under, or are family ties too strong?

Alan is anxious about a visit from the Inland Revenue. To make matters worse, he has lied to his girlfriend Sonja about exactly how well he knows U2's Bono.

Alan's book is due to be pulped but, on the plus side, the builders have completed work on his house and Lynn has invited him to her baptism.

East End villains Harry and Annie Blackwood were rotten to the core and did some truly horrible things when they were alive. What secrets did they take to their grave? Their sons plan to find out.

Gareth is definitely going to be working from home today. Just to be on the safe side. He doesn't want to push his luck. Because today just happens to be Friday the 13th.

You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky's about to find out. Will she finally meet her perfect match? Or will she be talking to the Lonely Hearts Killer?

Toast is intrigued to find that Ed is entering a Celebrities and Prostitutes Blow Football Tournament. It's an annual event organised by Ed's showbiz charity, the River Rats.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Granville has a new idea for growing the business: offering fitness classes. Can he really turn Gastric into a greyhound, and is that the right way to Madge's heart? Meanwhile, Mr Newbold undergoes an image overhaul to repel Mrs Featherstone.

Granville has a large quantity of bargain spectacles to sell. Meanwhile, encouraged by reading a self-help book, Mr Newbold decides to tell Mrs Featherstone how he really feels about their relationship, Eric tries to persuade Kath to go on a camping holiday and what is in the large, heavy box that has arrived for Leroy?

To Rodney and Grandad's consternation, Del flirts with the antiques business. When he is seduced by an attractive smooth operator, a family rift ensues.

Rodney's kindly nature and Del's mischievous sense of humour combine to give the whole Trotter family a worrying time when Rodney disappears.

The Trotters embark on a decorating venture, only to find they get the bird.

The Trotters know that you can choose your friends, but not your family. So, it's a bit of a shock when Del and Rodney's father suddenly returns on Christmas day, after walking out on them 18 years before.

The Trotters' finances hit an all-time low and wheeler-dealer Del tries to improve himself with a `new man' manual. Meanwhile, with Cassandra expecting, Rodders decides he needs another job.

To Rodney and Grandad's consternation, Del flirts with the antiques business. When he is seduced by an attractive smooth operator, a family rift ensues.

Rodney's kindly nature and Del's mischievous sense of humour combine to give the whole Trotter family a worrying time when Rodney disappears.

The Trotters embark on a decorating venture, only to find they get the bird.

The Trotters know that you can choose your friends, but not your family. So, it's a bit of a shock when Del and Rodney's father suddenly returns on Christmas day, after walking out on them 18 years before.

The Trotters' finances hit an all-time low and wheeler-dealer Del tries to improve himself with a `new man' manual. Meanwhile, with Cassandra expecting, Rodders decides he needs another job.

To Rodney and Grandad's consternation, Del flirts with the antiques business. When he is seduced by an attractive smooth operator, a family rift ensues.

Rodney's kindly nature and Del's mischievous sense of humour combine to give the whole Trotter family a worrying time when Rodney disappears.

The Trotters embark on a decorating venture, only to find they get the bird.

The Trotters know that you can choose your friends, but not your family. So, it's a bit of a shock when Del and Rodney's father suddenly returns on Christmas day, after walking out on them 18 years before.

The Walmington-on-Sea platoon joins some manoeuvres involving the use of live ammunition - but an army supposedly marches on its stomach - unfortunately.

Granville is determined to improve Gastric's image in order to match-make him with Madge. His plans take an inspired turn when a salesman returns to town.

Granville tries to sell some out of date mints with results that get tongues wagging. Also, Mrs Featherstone is still trying to tempt Granville to become her fourth husband, and Eric, Cyril and Mr Newbold try to prove that they are men of adventure.

A special programme focusing on the delicate issue of the `MeToo' movement and a chance for Alan to show off his broadcasting chops. Also featuring a live performance by Alan's very own mixed vocal harmony group, The Quavers.

Faced with some of the toughest challenges that live television can throw at a man: rancour behind the scenes, a viewer in danger, and a segment on ladies' fashion, Alan calls on `Sidekick' Simon Denton to step up to the plate.

Granville is determined to improve Gastric's image in order to match-make him with Madge. His plans take an inspired turn when a salesman returns to town.

Granville tries to sell some out of date mints with results that get tongues wagging. Also, Mrs Featherstone is still trying to tempt Granville to become her fourth husband, and Eric, Cyril and Mr Newbold try to prove that they are men of adventure.

Everyone in the Brown family has a date for Valentine's Day except Agnes. Can she really start internet dating at her age?

Deborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, so the visiting girls next door are invited over for a night of fun. Gary has more fun than he bargained for with Carol, while Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna - or, more specifically, a `shedna'.

Harry Enfield's back for more fun along with colleagues Kathy Burke and Paul Whitehouse. Including Wayne and Waynetta Slob, the Scousers, Tim Nice-but-Dim and Kevin the Teenager. With special guest Ben Elton.

You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky's about to find out. Will she finally meet her perfect match? Or will she be talking to the Lonely Hearts Killer?

Wolfie and Clarke love their bus - but perhaps not as much as the mysterious Mr Cole and his dolly-bird nieces. As Clarke would say, 'plenty of room up top!'.

Joe and Chas have been together for nine years. It's a long time to be truly in love with someone. It can take a long time to properly say goodbye.

After Ray Purchase snitches on him to the `Tax People', Toast receives a massive tax bill, and is forced to take on some particularly unattractive jobs to pay off the debt.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Martin becomes a hero after saving a child from drowning. Soon, everyone quickly becomes fed up of hearing him recount his exploits.

Granville is determined to improve Gastric's image in order to match-make him with Madge. His plans take an inspired turn when a salesman returns to town.

Tyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony, but Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. He challenges his son to stand on his own two feet and prove he is a businessman by raising the money himself. This proves difficult, with the local vicinity being gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.

Mr Grace wants to try a new idea for boosting sales, while Mrs Slocombe faces a family crisis, but everyone thinks she's pregnant.

At the library, Blamire, Clegg, and Compo are thrown out by Mr. Wainright. Compo realises he has lost his key and, upon discovering the library is closed, the trio try to find Mr Wainwright. They find he has gone to a formal dinner dance, and now they have to find their way into the party.

Clegg and Blamire try to convince Compo to go church, while they talk about the existence of miracles, God, and the possibility of an afterlife.

Martin becomes a hero after saving a child from drowning. Soon, everyone quickly becomes fed up of hearing him recount his exploits.

Granville tries to sell some out of date mints with results that get tongues wagging. Also, Mrs Featherstone is still trying to tempt Granville to become her fourth husband, and Eric, Cyril and Mr Newbold try to prove that they are men of adventure.

Hyacinth's father has sustained an injury chasing the milkwoman on his bicycle and is now heavily sedated in hospital.

Tyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony, but Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. He challenges his son to stand on his own two feet and prove he is a businessman by raising the money himself. This proves difficult, with the local vicinity being gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.

The Walmington-on-Sea platoon joins some manoeuvres involving the use of live ammunition - but an army supposedly marches on its stomach - unfortunately.

Mr Grace wants to try a new idea for boosting sales, while Mrs Slocombe faces a family crisis, but everyone thinks she's pregnant.

Granville is determined to improve Gastric's image in order to match-make him with Madge. His plans take an inspired turn when a salesman returns to town.

Granville tries to sell some out of date mints with results that get tongues wagging. Also, Mrs Featherstone is still trying to tempt Granville to become her fourth husband, and Eric, Cyril and Mr Newbold try to prove that they are men of adventure.

The Walmington-on-Sea platoon joins some manoeuvres involving the use of live ammunition - but an army supposedly marches on its stomach - unfortunately.

At the library, Blamire, Clegg, and Compo are thrown out by Mr. Wainright. Compo realises he has lost his key and, upon discovering the library is closed, the trio try to find Mr Wainwright. They find he has gone to a formal dinner dance, and now they have to find their way into the party.

Clegg and Blamire try to convince Compo to go church, while they talk about the existence of miracles, God, and the possibility of an afterlife.

Hyacinth's father has sustained an injury chasing the milkwoman on his bicycle and is now heavily sedated in hospital.

An enemy aircraft crash-lands in the local reservoir, severely testing the efficiency of Captain Mainwaring's communication system - or lack of it.

Romance is in the air as Granville continues to woo Mavis, Gastric needs more help with his love life and Leroy arouses jealousy. Meanwhile Cyril is tempted by the latest workout craze and Granville reveals his tip for preserving bacon.

It's a day full of bad surprises for Granville when the till becomes unwell, Leroy buys an ice cream van and the Black Widow finds him overheating in a tight spot. Meanwhile, Eric and Cyril decide to show some macho spirit and get back in the saddle.

Lee spends a long weekend on his dad's new boat with Lucy, even though she is terrified of water.

Flying off on a summer holiday, Lucy and Daisy endure the worst flight of their lives when Lee gets a bad case of the jitters on the plane.

Romance is in the air as Granville continues to woo Mavis, Gastric needs more help with his love life and Leroy arouses jealousy. Meanwhile Cyril is tempted by the latest workout craze and Granville reveals his tip for preserving bacon.

It's a day full of bad surprises for Granville when the till becomes unwell, Leroy buys an ice cream van and the Black Widow finds him overheating in a tight spot. Meanwhile, Eric and Cyril decide to show some macho spirit and get back in the saddle.

Gary finally agrees to make a commitment to Dorothy, but then comes his last night of freedom. Meanwhile, much to his own surprise, Tony delivers a baby.

Flying off on a summer holiday, Lucy and Daisy endure the worst flight of their lives when Lee gets a bad case of the jitters on the plane.

Martin becomes a hero after saving a child from drowning. Soon, everyone quickly becomes fed up of hearing him recount his exploits.

Joe and Chas have been together for nine years. It's a long time to be truly in love with someone. It can take a long time to properly say goodbye.

Kath is planning her anniversary celebrations, while Diane is worried she's not got enough cheese for the soiree she's organising for the 'French Exchange people'. Meanwhile, Martin is under financial pressure and needs to make some big decisions - decisions that will end up impacting him and everyone close to him.

Diane is worried that she didn't impress the school governors, Kath is revealing more than she should, and Martin is desperately trying to get his hands on a chunk of cash.

A return to the West End stage in the legendary whodunnit play The Moose Trap is seriously jeopardised when Toast reveals the killer's identity in a radio interview.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Ann gets involved in a campaign for better grants for Open University students.

Romance is in the air as Granville continues to woo Mavis, Gastric needs more help with his love life and Leroy arouses jealousy. Meanwhile Cyril is tempted by the latest workout craze and Granville reveals his tip for preserving bacon.

Marlene is worried about Tyler being in a deep depression, and on what appears to be a starvation diet. He is withdrawn, and spends every hour painting gloomy pictures, and Marlene is forced to call for the help of her mother, Dora. Can Dora solve the mystery and put a smile back on her grandson's face?

Changes to staffing arrangements at Grace Brothers lead to fun and games as Captain Peacock's crew end up in the toy department.

The trio pay a visit to a stately home, but of course Compo's messy ways create problems.

Spring is here at last, and with comes Compo's spring fever. To find perfect companionship, he ends up hiring a female housekeeper.

Ann gets involved in a campaign for better grants for Open University students.

It's a day full of bad surprises for Granville when the till becomes unwell, Leroy buys an ice cream van and the Black Widow finds him overheating in a tight spot. Meanwhile, Eric and Cyril decide to show some macho spirit and get back in the saddle.

Hyacinth invites the new vicar round for tea. The planning has been meticulous, but the outcome is less happy.

Marlene is worried about Tyler being in a deep depression, and on what appears to be a starvation diet. He is withdrawn, and spends every hour painting gloomy pictures, and Marlene is forced to call for the help of her mother, Dora. Can Dora solve the mystery and put a smile back on her grandson's face?

An enemy aircraft crash-lands in the local reservoir, severely testing the efficiency of Captain Mainwaring's communication system - or lack of it.

Changes to staffing arrangements at Grace Brothers lead to fun and games as Captain Peacock's crew end up in the toy department.

Romance is in the air as Granville continues to woo Mavis, Gastric needs more help with his love life and Leroy arouses jealousy. Meanwhile Cyril is tempted by the latest workout craze and Granville reveals his tip for preserving bacon.

It's a day full of bad surprises for Granville when the till becomes unwell, Leroy buys an ice cream van and the Black Widow finds him overheating in a tight spot. Meanwhile, Eric and Cyril decide to show some macho spirit and get back in the saddle.

An enemy aircraft crash-lands in the local reservoir, severely testing the efficiency of Captain Mainwaring's communication system - or lack of it.

The trio pay a visit to a stately home, but of course Compo's messy ways create problems.

Spring is here at last, and with comes Compo's spring fever. To find perfect companionship, he ends up hiring a female housekeeper.

Hyacinth invites the new vicar round for tea. The planning has been meticulous, but the outcome is less happy.

Captain Mainwaring calls a court of enquiry when the platoon's entire ammunition supply is used up on a passing aircraft during a night exercise. Naturally, his quest for the truth ends in a shambles.

Granville's big ambitions to open his very own coffee shop cause quite a stir in the neighbourhood. Mrs Dawlish pays a visit and cannot believe such a corner shop still exists - can Granville find a clever way to make some money from her?

Granville discovers a gap in the shop's security, and a cherry picker arrives in the street which gives Madge terrible anxiety.

No matter what happens, Lucy's surprise party for her parents' anniversary must remain a secret or it won't be a surprise. So why she tells Lee about it is anyone's guess.

When Lucy's first love reappears on the scene and wants Lucy to star in a romantic play that he has written especially for her, Lee is forced to fight for her attention.

Granville's big ambitions to open his very own coffee shop cause quite a stir in the neighbourhood. Mrs Dawlish pays a visit and cannot believe such a corner shop still exists - can Granville find a clever way to make some money from her?

Granville discovers a gap in the shop's security, and a cherry picker arrives in the street which gives Madge terrible anxiety.

The big day has arrived, complete with last-minute doubts, but best man Tony is determined that all should go according to plan. Also, Deborah agrees to sleep with Tony - after Gary and Dorothy are married.

When Lucy's first love reappears on the scene and wants Lucy to star in a romantic play that he has written especially for her, Lee is forced to fight for her attention.

Ann gets involved in a campaign for better grants for Open University students.

Using unseen footage of Victoria Wood, we follow the tale of how the much-missed comic made her first sitcom.

Moneylenders move in on Martin's family, leaving him with no choice but to fight back. Meanwhile, Diane and Kath pursue Martin in the hope that they can work out what he's up to.

Kath visits Martin in his office and gets way more than she bargained for, and Diane's trip to the bank leaves her red-faced and running for the door.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Martin is involved in organising the annual charity fete.

Granville's big ambitions to open his very own coffee shop cause quite a stir in the neighbourhood. Mrs Dawlish pays a visit and cannot believe such a corner shop still exists - can Granville find a clever way to make some money from her?

Boycie and Marlene drive Tyler back to his old university where his band, `Puddle of Agony', is about to perform its very first gig. The staff, left alone to look after the Grange, decide to help a couple of ghost-hunters who have arrived in the area seeking phantoms and ghouls. While Tyler's career seems to be slipping downhill, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy appear to be in seventh heaven.

The staff have a plan to celebrate young Mr Grace's 80th birthday and Mrs Slocombe and Miss Brahms fall out over fur coats.

The boys decide they need a car to transport them on their adventures.

The gang have some fun with a new camera, tracking down interesting things to photograph. Not Nora Batty's wrinkled stockings, surely?

Martin is involved in organising the annual charity fete.

Granville discovers a gap in the shop's security, and a cherry picker arrives in the street which gives Madge terrible anxiety.

Hyacinth's visit to her favourite stately home goes wrong when her less-than-blue-blooded relatives tag along.

Boycie and Marlene drive Tyler back to his old university where his band, `Puddle of Agony', is about to perform its very first gig. The staff, left alone to look after the Grange, decide to help a couple of ghost-hunters who have arrived in the area seeking phantoms and ghouls. While Tyler's career seems to be slipping downhill, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy appear to be in seventh heaven.

Captain Mainwaring calls a court of enquiry when the platoon's entire ammunition supply is used up on a passing aircraft during a night exercise. Naturally, his quest for the truth ends in a shambles.

The staff have a plan to celebrate young Mr Grace's 80th birthday and Mrs Slocombe and Miss Brahms fall out over fur coats.

Granville's big ambitions to open his very own coffee shop cause quite a stir in the neighbourhood. Mrs Dawlish pays a visit and cannot believe such a corner shop still exists - can Granville find a clever way to make some money from her?

Granville discovers a gap in the shop's security, and a cherry picker arrives in the street which gives Madge terrible anxiety.

Captain Mainwaring calls a court of enquiry when the platoon's entire ammunition supply is used up on a passing aircraft during a night exercise. Naturally, his quest for the truth ends in a shambles.

The boys decide they need a car to transport them on their adventures.

The gang have some fun with a new camera, tracking down interesting things to photograph. Not Nora Batty's wrinkled stockings, surely?

Hyacinth's visit to her favourite stately home goes wrong when her less-than-blue-blooded relatives tag along.

The platoon discovers an unexploded bomb in the vault of Captain Mainwaring's bank. Mainwaring and Wilson both end up holding the bomb for hours as the bomb disposal team flounder around for `special tools'.

There are mysterious sightings in the shop and Granville is convinced the place is haunted by Arkwright. How can he prove it to the locals? Meanwhile, there's surprise visitor from the past who gets the whole street talking.

Granville plans a double date with Madge and Mavis but needs to find a way to smarten up Gastric. There's more romance in the air as Mrs Featherstone has her heart set on a new husband and Nurse Gladys is wooed by a former patient.

Frank's drinking becomes a problem and forces Lee and Lucy to reassess the living arrangements in the flat.

In an attempt to impress Lucy with his intellectual prowess Lee joins Daisy as a contestant on the TV quiz show, `Pointless'.

There are mysterious sightings in the shop and Granville is convinced the place is haunted by Arkwright. How can he prove it to the locals? Meanwhile, there's surprise visitor from the past who gets the whole street talking.

Granville plans a double date with Madge and Mavis but needs to find a way to smarten up Gastric. There's more romance in the air as Mrs Featherstone has her heart set on a new husband and Nurse Gladys is wooed by a former patient.

A cramped weekend away in a small caravan could spell disaster. Tony becomes obsessively jealous, and Gary becomes obsessive.

When Tony's relentless cheerfulness gets everyone down, the others decide that humiliation is the only answer.

In an attempt to impress Lucy with his intellectual prowess Lee joins Daisy as a contestant on the TV quiz show, `Pointless'.

Victoria Wood talks about why she decided to close the canteen for good after just two series and what she went on to do next.

Diane puts her trust in Kath and sends her on a covert mission while she reluctantly goes to dinner at Sandy Cooper's house with Martin.

It's the big day for Kath and Diane as they attempt to finally exact their revenge on Martin. But whilst Diane has never felt more alive, Kath may be having second thoughts.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Ann tries to help Martin relax when he begins suffering sleepless nights.

There are mysterious sightings in the shop and Granville is convinced the place is haunted by Arkwright. How can he prove it to the locals? Meanwhile, there's surprise visitor from the past who gets the whole street talking.

`The Antiques Roadshow' comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea. Surprisingly it is Boycie, with a little help from Tyler, who discovers the really valuable antique.

Mr Grace's return from America is accompanied by startling innovations.

There are problems with a bicycle and Compo's rabbit's foot. Sid tries to avoid Ivy, and who can blame him?

Gloria, a friend of Nora Batty, is emigrating to Australia. It's up to the trio to find a piano for her surprise farewell party, but will Blamire impress everyone with his ivory-tinkling?

Ann tries to help Martin relax when he begins suffering sleepless nights.

Granville plans a double date with Madge and Mavis but needs to find a way to smarten up Gastric. There's more romance in the air as Mrs Featherstone has her heart set on a new husband and Nurse Gladys is wooed by a former patient.

Hyacinth is at her wit's end. There's the charity shop, Councillor Nugent, Rose's love life - to say nothing of Daddy's! Can she cope and keep the flag flying, let alone her sanity?

`The Antiques Roadshow' comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea. Surprisingly it is Boycie, with a little help from Tyler, who discovers the really valuable antique.

The platoon discovers an unexploded bomb in the vault of Captain Mainwaring's bank. Mainwaring and Wilson both end up holding the bomb for hours as the bomb disposal team flounder around for `special tools'.

Mr Grace's return from America is accompanied by startling innovations.

There are mysterious sightings in the shop and Granville is convinced the place is haunted by Arkwright. How can he prove it to the locals? Meanwhile, there's surprise visitor from the past who gets the whole street talking.

Granville plans a double date with Madge and Mavis but needs to find a way to smarten up Gastric. There's more romance in the air as Mrs Featherstone has her heart set on a new husband and Nurse Gladys is wooed by a former patient.

The platoon discovers an unexploded bomb in the vault of Captain Mainwaring's bank. Mainwaring and Wilson both end up holding the bomb for hours as the bomb disposal team flounder around for `special tools'.

There are problems with a bicycle and Compo's rabbit's foot. Sid tries to avoid Ivy, and who can blame him?

Gloria, a friend of Nora Batty, is emigrating to Australia. It's up to the trio to find a piano for her surprise farewell party, but will Blamire impress everyone with his ivory-tinkling?

Hyacinth is at her wit's end. There's the charity shop, Councillor Nugent, Rose's love life - to say nothing of Daddy's! Can she cope and keep the flag flying, let alone her sanity?

Mainwaring is horrified to discover that he is not a commissioned officer. Sgt Wilson is then put in charge of the platoon - with disastrous results.

Granville advertises for some female company and gets more than he bargained for.

Arkwright has a sales drive when he over-orders on the apple front.

In an effort to create the perfect Christmas for Lucy, Lee invites her parents to join the two of them and Daisy in a snug old house in the country which used to belong to his dear dead aunt, but the Christmas spirit is in short supply when Lucy discovers that the house has not been lived in for years and there appears to be a spooky presence.

Agnes Brown has family troubles to contend with: her son Dermot has fallen out with Maria Nicholson, his long-term girlfriend, and Grandad is feeling poorly. After a sleepless night, Mrs Brown decides to try to sort out Dermot and Maria's problem by giving Maria the benefit of her advice. However, her heart-to-heart with Maria only succeeds in making the dispute worse.

Granville advertises for some female company and gets more than he bargained for.

Arkwright has a sales drive when he over-orders on the apple front.

Tony tries to impress Deborah's mother, and Gary and Dorothy react differently to relationship therapy.

Gary and Tony get all sentimental over their old sofa. Gary has to get rid of it if he can bear to. Meanwhile, Tony buys a snake from a man in the pub.

In an effort to create the perfect Christmas for Lucy, Lee invites her parents to join the two of them and Daisy in a snug old house in the country which used to belong to his dear dead aunt, but the Christmas spirit is in short supply when Lucy discovers that the house has not been lived in for years and there appears to be a spooky presence.

Using unseen footage of Victoria Wood, we follow the tale of how the much-missed comic made her first sitcom.

`The Antiques Roadshow' comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea. Surprisingly it is Boycie, with a little help from Tyler, who discovers the really valuable antique.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Martin is overjoyed when Paul announces his plan to sell up and move on.

Granville advertises for some female company and gets more than he bargained for.

To celebrate their forthcoming 40th wedding anniversary, Marlene has arranged for her and Boycie to renew their marriage vows, but, whilst checking up on old friends and acquaintances for the guest list, she hears some devastating news - news that puts an entirely different complexion the Boyces' relationship.

The ladies' and menswear departments are roped in to help defeat a takeover bid. Mrs.Slocombe, Miss Brahms and Mr.Harmon pretend to be Grace Brothers shareholders to scupper the plan.

The trio thinks they have too much time on their hands, and in trying to find some kind of occupation, they get caught up in a disastrous scheme.

Compo finally gets a chance to seduce Nora Batty when Wally Batty threatens to leave home. Compo does everything he can think of to impress her, like cleaning his home and dressing smartly.

Martin is overjoyed when Paul announces his plan to sell up and move on.

Arkwright has a sales drive when he over-orders on the apple front.

Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent. She pretends to have found herself a 17-year-old toyboy.

The platoon are sent a huge naval gun - but how does it work? What's more, where is it pointing? Captain Mainwaring knows where he wants it - but there's an old bandstand in the way.

Mainwaring is horrified to discover that he is not a commissioned officer. Sgt Wilson is then put in charge of the platoon - with disastrous results.

The ladies' and menswear departments are roped in to help defeat a takeover bid. Mrs.Slocombe, Miss Brahms and Mr.Harmon pretend to be Grace Brothers shareholders to scupper the plan.

Granville advertises for some female company and gets more than he bargained for.

Arkwright has a sales drive when he over-orders on the apple front.

Mainwaring is horrified to discover that he is not a commissioned officer. Sgt Wilson is then put in charge of the platoon - with disastrous results.

The trio thinks they have too much time on their hands, and in trying to find some kind of occupation, they get caught up in a disastrous scheme.

Compo finally gets a chance to seduce Nora Batty when Wally Batty threatens to leave home. Compo does everything he can think of to impress her, like cleaning his home and dressing smartly.

Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent. She pretends to have found herself a 17-year-old toyboy.

The platoon are sent a huge naval gun - but how does it work? What's more, where is it pointing? Captain Mainwaring knows where he wants it - but there's an old bandstand in the way.

Granville has some outdated Christmas puddings to sell, but needs a clever plan to lure his sceptical customers into buying them. Elsewhere, Madge is convinced that her house is haunted and is refusing to sleep in her bedroom.

Arkwright leaves his shop for a few hours to attend the funeral of a friend. Unfortunately, his thrifty nature doesn't allow him to buy a proper wreath but one the size of a button-hole.

To impress Lucy, Lee starts training for a 10 kilometre fun run, only to injure himself immediately. In an effort to hide the injury from Lucy, he gets himself a secret sports massage, but this just leads to more trouble.

Lee does what he has to do to stop Lucy from flirting with the male delegates at a three-day annual trade conference in order to get herself work.

Agnes is desperate for a holiday but can't find anyone to look after Grandad. It seems her only option is to convince a Health Inspector that Grandad is losing his marbles.

Granville has some outdated Christmas puddings to sell, but needs a clever plan to lure his sceptical customers into buying them. Elsewhere, Madge is convinced that her house is haunted and is refusing to sleep in her bedroom.

Arkwright leaves his shop for a few hours to attend the funeral of a friend. Unfortunately, his thrifty nature doesn't allow him to buy a proper wreath but one the size of a button-hole.

To impress Lucy, Lee starts training for a 10 kilometre fun run, only to injure himself immediately. In an effort to hide the injury from Lucy, he gets himself a secret sports massage, but this just leads to more trouble.