Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.

Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.

Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.

Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.

Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.

Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.

Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.

Blanche's love life is the basis for her sister's romantic novel.

Dorothy sees an old flame; Blanche and Sophia fall prey to con artists.

Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds.

Dorothy's gambling addiction worries Sophia; Blanche dates a co-worker.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.

Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.

Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.

Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.

The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.

A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.

Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalized father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.

A convict agrees, upon his release, to kill a man he has never met.

Matt delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) search for his mother.

Matt confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) find his mother.

A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for Doc Adams.

Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaws tries to steer her youngest son into an honest life.

A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence.

Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police.

Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.

Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.

To celebrate Founder's Day, Andy and Barney decide to choose a stranger at random to be Mayberry's Guest of Honor. Unbeknownst to them, the person they have chosen turns out to be a pickpocket.

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.

Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.

Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.

The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.

An FBI agent investigates the girls ahead of a possible visit from President Bush, which leads them to reminisce about their experiences together.

The girls continue to reminisce about their experiences together; an FBI agent announces that President Bush will be visiting their home; Dorothy readies a list of points to make to the president.

Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth.

Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.

Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.

Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.

While Hawkeye is serving as paymaster, a goat eats $22,000 in cash.

Dreaded Col. Bucholtz comes to inspect the nursing staff.

Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients. Guest starring George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay.

Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus stumbles into a cave where an elderly Indian lies dying.

A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal.

A prejudiced jury sits in judgment of a stern, quiet mountain man accused of committing three wanton murders.

Matt tries to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest.

An elderly trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.

Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.

With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.

Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.

Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.

A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.

Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson; when Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.

While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.

Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.

Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.

Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.

Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.

Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.

Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.

Valerie Bertinelli and Sunny Anderson are joining Drew for the news and Val is telling Drew about her Lifetime movie. Claire Wadsworth and Nikki Hill are in the kitchen for some cooking with Drew!

Jill Kargman tells Drew about her new movie "Influenced."

Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.

Barney is shamed into displaying his "legendary" courage by going after an escaped convict.

Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.

An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt.

Maj. Reddish tries to bribe an injured North Korean pilot to defect; Charles falls in love with a Red Cross worker.

B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.

A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.

Hawkeye and Charles set out to test the crew's gullibility when they announce that Marilyn Monroe is due to arrive.

A bushwhacked Matt will die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed.

Festus and Newley overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to a wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold.

Doc must decide whether to risk operating on the gravely wounded Matt.

Seven homeless children spend Christmas on their way from a Kansas orphanage to California.

A man becomes caught up in a falsified rustling charge, jailbreak and murder.

Floyd hires a second barber, Medwin, when his barbershop gets too hectic. The shop flourishes, but Andy becomes suspicious when he sees the same men going into the shop every day.

J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.

Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.

Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy.

When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend.

Peggy McMillan and Andy get along fine until he learns her father is rich.

Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.

Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.

Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.

A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.

Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.

Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.

Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.

Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.

Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.

Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

Stan interests Dorothy in re-establishing a relationship; Rose makes an ill-advised sale.

Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.

Blanche's childhood nanny pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.

Dorothy receives pressure because she refuses to give a passing grade to the school football star.

Dorothy does not pay heed to Sophia's advice about the rekindled romance with Stan.

Sophia wants to join a convent, but finds the rules too strict; Blanche is in an accident.

Blanche dreams of a visit from her deceased husband; Dorothy finds herself in a love triangle while looking to meet her ideal man.

Sophia becomes a sexy seductress to lure Tony into bed; Rose promises celibacy.

The unexpected happens when Blanche tries to break up with her disabled boyfriend.

Dorothy tries to mend the rift between her mother and recently widowed sister-in-law, Brenda, at her brother's funeral.

Miles feels he is competing with Rose's late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame.

Blanche's brother Clayton arrives from Atlanta with his boyfriend, Doug; Blanche claims to have accepted Clay's sexual orientation, but actually witnessing his lifestyle throws her a curve.

When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.

When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan, Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.

While Dorothy makes wedding arrangements, the others interview potential housemate Truby.

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction.

A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.

Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.

Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.

An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risque underwear ad.

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy faces some new problems when Aunt Bee buys a secondhand car.

Opie is reluctant to attend the school party after he learns that it is a dance.

Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.

Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.

Mildred writes a letter to Hawkeye; and a sergeant tries to kill the captive sniper responsible for his lieutenant's injuries.

Klinger takes "cool pills"; Hawkeye and B.J. arrange to get a movie banned in Boston to the 4077th.

Father Mulcahy agrees to offer his running abilities in a race that pits the 4077th against the 8063rd.

Three United Nations delegates visit: a physician who is similar to Charles, an Army officer who teaches yoga and a Swede who catches Margaret's attention.

Matt, critically injured, becomes allied with a boy, an old man and a young woman.

Deputy Newley is attracted to a vivacious young lady, unaware that the lovely charmer has a crimson past.

A wealthy alcoholic flees from his daughter and her fiance who have designs on his estate.

An ex-gunfighter comes to Dodge seeking revenge against a man who betrayed him in a range war.

An egotistical drifter swears to get revenge on a wealthy rancher who beat him at poker.

The new mayor of Mayberry is critical of Andy's work as sheriff.

When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood.

The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.

Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console him.

Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning to stop selling produce from their truck.

The Mayberry band, which has more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition.

Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.

Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.

Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.

Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.

Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.

Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.

Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with "the perfect woman."

The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.

Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.

Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau.

Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is.

A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston to investigate her new boyfriend, at the same time that Miles returns to her life.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her.

Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.

Aunt Bee is asked to star in a furniture polish commercial on TV.

Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the station and proves to be efficient.

Charles refuses to solve his annoying snoring problem; Potter's son-in-law visits with some shocking news.

A gruff general visits his severely injured son and faces the harsh realities of military life when the young man dies.

An old and dear friend of Col. Potter's arrives with injuries sustained in a careless accident.

A lonely spinster finds romance with a wounded stranger she nurses back to health.

Festus is arrested and forced to stand trial as a murderer named Frank Eaton, who looks just like him.

A strong-willed daughter marries against the wishes of her domineering father.

Matt recovers loot from a series of holdups but is pursued by thieves.

While on a raft with two children, Matt faces a dual threat from the outlaws and a Frenchman he saved earlier.

Floyd tries to impress his pen pal Madelyn Grayson, a rich widow, by pretending to be a wealthy man. Things get complicated when Madelyn decides to visit Mayberry and meet him face-to-face.

Opie is jealous of all the time his father spends with his new girlfriend, so he feigns several illnesses to keep them apart.

Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts.

Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket.

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.

Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.

Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.

Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.

Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.

Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.

Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.

Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.

George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears.

Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl.

Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV.

Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female.

Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.

When Charles is handed the job of being the 4077's charity collection officer, he desperately tries to pass the buck.

Everyone steps forth with memorable contributions when Hot Lips insists that a time capsule be left by the 4077th crew.

To raise money to send his Korean houseboy to medical school, Hawkeye raffles off a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse.

Skeptical Doc Adams attempts to expose a supposed faith healer (Richard Kiley) as a charlatan.

After serving a prison term for Army desertion, a former convict comes seeking revenge against the man who caused his capture.

A former cavalryman is attracted to the mother of a half-Indian boy injured in an Indian massacre led by the soldier.

Matt poses as an old love's (Anne Francis) husband when he rides into an outlaw hide-out.

An outlaw takes Doc Adams and Festus hostage so they can care for his injured brother.

Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.

Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism.

Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.

Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry.

Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry.

Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.

When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.

Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.

Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.

Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a traditional, Barone-style ceremony; Robert assigns Ray to keep an eye on his future brother-in-law, Peter (Chris Elliott). Fred Willard and Georgia Engel also guest star.

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.

George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.

Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.

The ladies must take the stage in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles.

An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test.

Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend.

While on a wheelchair, Sophia manipulates a nurse; Blanche is a stage grandmother.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.

Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.

Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.

Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the Darling family comes into a fortune of $300.

Hawkeye and Trapper attempt to retrieve a supply of hydrocortisone stolen by black marketeers. Guest starring Jack Soo and Robert Ito.

Trapper, coached by Hawkeye, enters the intercamp boxing tournament to prevent the transfer of a nurse.

Frank complains to Gen. Barker when Hawkeye is appointed chief surgeon at the 4077th.

Hawkeye, Trapper and Spearchucker try to save a Korean girl from bondage to an American sergeant.

Festus is attacked on his way to deliver money to a young woman who has been suddenly cut free from the confines of her sheltered life by the death of her father.

A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlaw in the back.

Bitter townspeople don't want an elderly gunfighter buried next to his wife in their cemetery.

Marshal Dillon rides into a range war while pursuing an outlaw.

After being duped into helping to shoot and kill an outlaw, Kitty is pursued by the man's brother.

Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high-school sweethearts at the Mayberry Class of '45 reunion.

Rafe Hollister, a farmer with a golden voice, is chosen to represent Mayberry at a musical, but Mayor Stoner believes he looks too seedy. It is then up to Andy to make Rafe presentable enough.

Opie meets Arnold Winkler, a spoiled kid who teaches him how to manipulate Andy into increasing his allowance by throwing tantrums.

Andy uses common sense and Barney uses modern technology to solve several burglaries at a filling station.

Andy's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and a new teacher.

Colonel Harvey, a traveling salesman, arrives at Mayberry and captivates Aunt Bee, who buys Harvey's dubious elixir and invites him for dinner. When Andy and Barney find Aunt Bee clearly drunk, they analyze Harvey's elixir.

Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.

Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.

Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out "thank you" notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.

Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.

After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.

Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.

When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.

Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.

Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.

Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.

George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.

Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

Kate Hudson joins Drew to chat about Season 2 of "Running Point" with co-star Justin Theroux.

Valerie Bertinelli and Drew chat with Wolfgang Van Halen and his wife Andraia about his new music, plus a performance from his band!

Goober, convinced that he has a severe case of whiplash, promptly becomes a helpless invalid.

Aunt Bee and Howard both decide to run for the office of town councilman.

Helen and her teenage students convince the principal the younger generation is no different from his own.

Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.

The surgeons at the 4077th decide to "rewrite" an Army documentary spotlighting their unit.

When Hawkeye is denied an R & R pass he thinks he needs, he concocts a wild case history for an Army psychiatrist to study.

Henry won't allow a wounded helicopter pilot to go home.

When Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo, Hawkeye launches a wild campaign to get him back.

A gang of murderers called the Dog Soldiers swears vengeance against Matt for killing one of their members.

A Kansas farmer (Scott Brady) dreams of making it rich with his quarter horse.

A little cowboy riding a giant horse rides into Dodge claiming that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full.

Two outlaws return to visit their dying mother, then take Doc and Kitty hostage to ensure their safe escape.

Deputy Newley marries Patricia Colby, whom he had courted while both were tending the injured from a Kansas tornado.

Andy unexpectedly has his hands full as The Darlings, a family of musicians from the mountains, arrive in Mayberry to meet a bus due the next day.

Malcolm Merriwether, an English tourist, passes by Mayberry on a bicycle. After causing a traffic accident, he agrees to work off the damages as Andy's personal valet.

Barney spends his life savings to buy a used car. Unbeknownst to him, the car is actually a lemon and has several issues and defects.

After Opie is struck with puppy love, Barney tries to show him how to handle women.

Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own.

A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official.

Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.

Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.