Blanche's love life is the basis for her sister's romantic novel.

Dorothy sees an old flame; Blanche and Sophia fall prey to con artists.

Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds.

Dorothy's gambling addiction worries Sophia; Blanche dates a co-worker.

An FBI agent investigates the girls ahead of a possible visit from President Bush, which leads them to reminisce about their experiences together.

The girls continue to reminisce about their experiences together; an FBI agent announces that President Bush will be visiting their home; Dorothy readies a list of points to make to the president.

Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth.

Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital.

Stan interests Dorothy in re-establishing a relationship; Rose makes an ill-advised sale.

Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.

Blanche's childhood nanny pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.

Dorothy receives pressure because she refuses to give a passing grade to the school football star.

Dorothy does not pay heed to Sophia's advice about the rekindled romance with Stan.

Sophia wants to join a convent, but finds the rules too strict; Blanche is in an accident.

Blanche dreams of a visit from her deceased husband; Dorothy finds herself in a love triangle while looking to meet her ideal man.

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Snobbish and wealthy Joanna Stayton (Goldie Hawn) is living a life of leisure with her husband, Grant (Edward Herrmann), when she falls off their yacht and suffers amnesia. Grant takes the opportunity to rid himself of the demanding Joanna -- but Dean (Kurt Russell), a widowed carpenter with four kids who once worked for Joanna, arrives and claims she's his wife. Joanna can't remember her past identity, but has trouble believing that she was ever meant to be a working-class mother of four.

For Tammy (Melissa McCarthy), a burger-joint waitress, a bad day keeps getting worse. She wrecks her car, loses her job and finds her husband in a compromising position with their neighbor. It's time for Tammy to hit the road, but without money or transportation, her options are limited. Her only choice is a road trip with her grandmother, Pearl (Susan Sarandon), who has a car, cash and an itch to see Niagara Falls. It's not the escape Tammy had in mind, but it may be what she needs.

FBI Special Agent Sarah Ashburn (Sandra Bullock) is a methodical investigator with a long-standing reputation for excellence -- and arrogance. In contrast, foul-mouthed, hot-tempered detective Shannon Mullins (Melissa McCarthy) goes with her gut instincts and street smarts to remove criminals from the streets of Boston. Sparks fly when these polar opposites have to work together to capture a drug lord, but in the process, they become the last thing anyone expected -- buddies.

Snobbish and wealthy Joanna Stayton (Goldie Hawn) is living a life of leisure with her husband, Grant (Edward Herrmann), when she falls off their yacht and suffers amnesia. Grant takes the opportunity to rid himself of the demanding Joanna -- but Dean (Kurt Russell), a widowed carpenter with four kids who once worked for Joanna, arrives and claims she's his wife. Joanna can't remember her past identity, but has trouble believing that she was ever meant to be a working-class mother of four.

For Tammy (Melissa McCarthy), a burger-joint waitress, a bad day keeps getting worse. She wrecks her car, loses her job and finds her husband in a compromising position with their neighbor. It's time for Tammy to hit the road, but without money or transportation, her options are limited. Her only choice is a road trip with her grandmother, Pearl (Susan Sarandon), who has a car, cash and an itch to see Niagara Falls. It's not the escape Tammy had in mind, but it may be what she needs.

Sophia becomes a sexy seductress to lure Tony into bed; Rose promises celibacy.

The unexpected happens when Blanche tries to break up with her disabled boyfriend.

Dorothy tries to mend the rift between her mother and recently widowed sister-in-law, Brenda, at a her brother's funeral.

Miles feels he is competing with Rose's late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame.

Blanche's brother Clayton arrives from Atlanta with his boyfriend, Doug; Blanche claims to have accepted Clay's sexual orientation, but actually witnessing his lifestyle throws her a curve.

When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.

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Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Barbara Jean arranges a blind date for reluctant Reba; Van uses his bonus to buy a new sports car without consulting Cheyenne.

Trying to be more wild, Reba takes Van's new sports car for a joy ride and accidntally ends up scratching it.

Barbra Jean comes to Reba for advice when she suspects that Brock is cheating on her; Kyra's boyfriend breaks her heart.

Tensions between Reba and Barbra Jean lead to a bar brawl when they have a girls' night out to celebrate Cheyenne's birthday.

Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie.

Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them.

Doug becomes addicted to the night life after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression.

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them.

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

Mama sets out to get even with an April Fools' Day prankster.

Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president.

After listing deductions on her tax form to get a bigger refund, Mama gets a visit from an Internal Revenue Service agent and fears she will be audited.

After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Van announces he is quitting school to try out for arena football, but Reba's disapproval causes him to blow his chance.

Over Brock and Barbra Jean's objections, Reba gives Kyra permission to go on her first date, then discovers the boy is 17 years old.

Cheyenne suspects Van of cheating on her with a sexy publicist and kicks him out of the house.

Embarrassed about living with his mother-in-law, Van tries to pass Reba off as his maid; Brock tells Reba and Barbara Jean he wants to pursue his dream of golfing professionally.

Cheyenne is upset when Van decides to shave his head for the team; Barbra Jean convinces Reba to go into business with her.

Kyra punches a classmate who attacked her sister's reputation; Van helps Jake build a volcano for the science fair.

Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.

Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion.

Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future.

Blanche pairs Dorothy with her visiting uncle (Leslie Nielsen), but later regrets her matchmaking.

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After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Barbra Jean enlists Reba's help to break the news to Brock that she wants another baby, but the situation backfires when Barbra Jean catches Reba and Brock in a romantic embrace.

Reba is put in the middle of Brock and Barbara Jean's marital troubles when Barbara Jean considers a divorce and claims Reba is her inspiration.

When Kyra repeatedly cancels plans with the family, Reba finds out that Barbra Jean is monopolizing all of her time.

Barbra Jean convinces unenthusiastic Reba to go clubbing; Van explains the birds and the bees to Jake.

Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.

Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.

Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.

When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kiwk Keys to investigate.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

Everyone panics when Kyra disappears in the middle of the night; Van and Cheyenne appear on a cable sports show.

Barbara Jean arranges a blind date for reluctant Reba; Van uses his bonus to buy a new sports car without consulting Cheyenne.

Trying to be more wild, Reba takes Van's new sports car for a joy ride and accidntally ends up scratching it.

Barbra Jean comes to Reba for advice when she suspects that Brock is cheating on her; Kyra's boyfriend breaks her heart.

Tensions between Reba and Barbra Jean lead to a bar brawl when they have a girls' night out to celebrate Cheyenne's birthday.

Barbra Jean enlists Reba's help to break the news to Brock that she wants another baby, but the situation backfires when Barbra Jean catches Reba and Brock in a romantic embrace.

Dorothy and Lucas' plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding.

Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiance is a bigamist.

Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.

Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.

Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates.

Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two.

Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd.

Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.

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Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.

Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

As he tries to woo a powerful sports agent who also happens to be gay, Van accidentally "outs" his mother-in-law.

Reba and Cheyenne throw a surprise party in honor of Van's new arena football contract, but the real surprise comes when Van announces he has been traded to a team in Denver.

Reba confronts Brock and Barbra Jean's therapist when she learns he holds her responsible for most of their marital problems; Cheyenne prepares to console Van on his first visit home but is crushed to find that he loves his life in Denver.

When Reba encourages Brock to follow his dream of playing professional golf, Barbra Jean gets upset, fearing it may lead to the end of her marriage.

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

Mama gets an invitation to her 50th high school reunion, which she has no plans on attending; she later reveals the reason why she doesn't want to attend.

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

Mama heckles a comic, who challenges her to do better.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

Reba is put in the middle of Brock and Barbara Jean's marital troubles when Barbara Jean considers a divorce and claims Reba is her inspiration.

When Kyra repeatedly cancels plans with the family, Reba finds out that Barbra Jean is monopolizing all of her time.

Barbra Jean convinces unenthusiastic Reba to go clubbing; Van explains the birds and the bees to Jake.

As he tries to woo a powerful sports agent who also happens to be gay, Van accidentally "outs" his mother-in-law.

Reba and Cheyenne throw a surprise party in honor of Van's new arena football contract, but the real surprise comes when Van announces he has been traded to a team in Denver.

Reba confronts Brock and Barbra Jean's therapist when she learns he holds her responsible for most of their marital problems; Cheyenne prepares to console Van on his first visit home but is crushed to find that he loves his life in Denver.

After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.

Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.

The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.

Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.

Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.

Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person.

Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove.

Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.

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Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Cheyenne's emotions about Van living part-time in Denver boil over when she learns that he lied about having to return to Denver early.

Reba and Barbra Jean battle over who should host Thanksgiving dinner and feelings get hurt; BJ cooks.

Reba allows Kyra to spend time unsupervised with her boyfriend, but she questions that decision when she learns they broke the rules.

Cheyenne and the rest of the family try to cheer Van up after a knee injury ends his arena-football career; Van receives a payout from the team but begins to blow the money on gifts for the family.

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

Vint learns that he is going to lose his job because Kwik Keys is going out of business; when it turns out that Mama owns ten shares of Bernice, the company that owns Kwik Keys, she sets out to stop the store from closing.

Lola and Mama (Beverly Archer, Vicki Lawrence Schultz) become enemies when they compete in a rose show.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

A live goose, meant to be Christmas dinner, becomes a pet.