Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Actor Robert Blake; journalist Calvin Trillin; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

A cat finds its way into john's office and refuses to leave; Margaret attempts to help Becker plan a trip she knows he'll never take.

Becker accepts his accountant cousin's (Richard Schiff) invitation for dinner and winds up causing problems.

Suicide-hotline volunteer Antonio consoles a woman (Tracy Scoggins) whose boyfriend (Philip Casnoff) recently dumped her.

Everyone tries to locate a courier who leaves a cooler containing the "gift of life" at Helen's lunch counter.

Jamie and Paul (Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser) have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner; Mabel may be allergic. Lisa Kudrow and Steve Park guest star.

Jamie (Helen Hunt) gets jealous when Paul (Paul Reiser) hires his former nurse, Diane (guest star Jean Louisa Kelly), to help his neighbor Hal (guest star Paxton Whitehead).

A desperate Anthony invents various schemes to extricate himself from his hasty marriage.

B.J. finds love letters from another woman in her late husband's safe-deposit box.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Lester reconsiders a contracting bid when he learns that the backers have investments in South Africa.

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.

George recruits Tom to save the day in the bowling semifinals.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

A rainmaker offers his help when New York suffers from a water shortage; Wojo, Harris, and Dietrich all eye an opening in the vice squad.

Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

Shirley gets a speeding ticket on her way to receive a Mother-of-the-Year award.

Keith escorts a princess around the United States.

Hazel gets Steve to help a friend by having Steve sell his house.

After Hazel decides that she needs new drapes, Barbara decides to have the whole room painted.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Tony is assigned to serve as a technical director on a new movie.

Samantha campaigns to rescue a neighborhood park for the children.

Uncle Arthur swaps Samantha and Darrin's voices as a joke; They try to keep a depressed Louise and Larry from finding out.

Maude accuses Carol of marrying for convenience instead of love when she announces her plans to wed.

Maude and Walter are reminded of their stormy courtship days while watching election results on television.

Mel's newly-divorced mother arrives for a visit and falls for Earl.

Jolene thinks her brother is up to one of his schemes when he sells Mel a worm farm.

Tootie discovers a talented campus comic and arranges a meeting for him with a talent scout.

Jo agrees to pose as George's fiancée at his high-school class reunion in an effort to impress his former girlfriend.

Jackie eagerly awaits a marriage proposal when Brad returns from a trip, but he's having second thoughts.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.

A rainmaker offers his help when New York suffers from a water shortage; Wojo, Harris, and Dietrich all eye an opening in the vice squad.

Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

The announcement of Barbara's engagement brings Ann's feelings of failure to the surface.

Katherine falls for Francine's slick father.

George recruits Tom to save the day in the bowling semifinals.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Actor Jonathan Winters; actor Peter Strauss.

Becker shuttles Reggie, Margaret, Jake and Linda to various engagements; Doug Heffernan, Ray Barone and Hilton Lucas visit Becker's office.

Becker is sure that his string of lucky breaks will bring some bad luck.

Casey convinces Brian to invest a hefty insurance check in a martini bar.

Joe and Brian are forced to sell the airline to a rich businessman who puts his slacker son in charge.

After Jamie (Helen Hunt) gives Paul's (Paul Reiser) new documentary a bad review, he's asked to care for his super's (guest star Jerry Adler) garden. With guest stars Abe Vigoda and Robert Klein.

Ira's (John Pankow) business takes a dive; Paul (Paul Reiser) is blinded by Jamie (Helen Hunt), which threatens Ira's plans. With guest stars Richard Kind and Dan Castellaneta.

While Anthony wonders whether he made a mistake by marrying Etienne, the ladies throw them a wedding shower.

When Anthony agrees to testify in court for Mary Jo, he reluctantly becomes her legal adviser.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

Reuben and Danny tackle their respective vices.

Laurie's biker friend threatens suicide after his girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal.

Fred Williams' house buy jeopardizes his son's education.

Hazel and Barbara scheme to earn money to buy a pool table for Steve.

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

An officer's son thinks he saw magic being used at Tony's house.

Tabitha grants a preschool classmate's wish to be a butterfly.

Dr. Bombay's attempt to save a dying willow tree causes Sam to cry, then laugh, when the wind blows.

Maude's unexpected announcement that she is pregnant brings divergent reactions from Carol and Walter.

Maude and Walter try to decide what to do about her unexpected pregnancy.

Mel's diner suddenly becomes popular after Alice spots a UFO.

Vera's debut as a cello player in a string quartet doesn't end on a melodic note.

Headed for an awards ceremony, Blair is trapped in an elevator with the operator who has a very special past; he shares his wisdom with Blair.

The girls travel to Atlantic City, N.J., to reunite Jo with the aspiring singer she met in Florida; they go to see Jo's old flame, rock 'n' roll singer Flyman.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

Newly engaged Barbara is shattered by news that could threaten her marital future.

Alex causes a fire in the apartment building.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Actor Martin Mull; comic Jerry Seinfeld; Scot Morris.

Becker's fear of asking Reggie to a social event goes back to the first time he was rejected at the tender age of 10.

Becker believes he is being stalked by a woman (Kim Darby) after he rescues her from choking.

The new business arrangement draws differing reactions from Joe and Brian.

Joe and Brian step in for a nervous Cord at a company conference; Antonio teaches Casey how to live within her means.

Dr. Lee (guest star Steve Park) helps Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon, as irresponsible Lisa (guest star Anne Ramsay) cares for Murray. With John Pankow, Mo Gaffney and Jeff Garlin.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) spend an unsettling, trial night in a large house in the suburbs. With guest stars Richard Benjamin and Rhea Perlman.

Mary Jo's colleagues cannot understand why she's interested in her dumb boyfriend (Patrick Warburton), a top male model.

The weather wreaks havoc on B.J.'s plan to fly everyone to Washington, D.C., for the inauguration.

A robber locks Mary, Lester, Sandra and Pee-wee Herman in a toy store.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.

Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

George exaggerates his financial standing to gain membership in an exclusive businessman's club.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans.

Danny wants to be treated as an adult; the school psychologist suggests a radical treatment to get to the bottom of Danny's behavioral problems.

Shirley's parents become "mod" in an effort to put the zip back into their marriage.

Steve risks losing a client to aid an injured motorist.

Hazel pens an essay for a newspaper on her boss's perfection.

Jeannie is annoyed when an old girlfriend of Tony's returns to town.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Endora teaches Darrin a lesson by turning him into a perfect gentleman.

To please Darrin's mother, Samantha reluctantly hires a maid.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Maude heads up a vigilante group to keep a youth arrested for marijuana possession out of jail.

Alice's compassionate nature is tested when she competes against Jolene and Vera on a game show.

Tommy finds himself on the other side of the law when he and a college pal indulge in some wild reveling.

The girls have an unexpected guest when they celebrate Blair's 21st birthday.

Angry Natalie decides to run for mayor of Peekskill.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.

Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.

Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans.

A blizzard causes re-evaluation of relationships.

Schneider's relationship with a female Russian basketball player leads to an international incident.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

George exaggerates his financial standing to gain membership in an exclusive businessman's club.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Actor Craig T. Nelson; actor Michael Crawford; journalist Bob Costas.

Becker quits smoking, but his increasingly surly disposition makes his friends wish he'd start again; Reggie considers returning to college.

Learning that a patient is dating Reggie, John advises him on proper courting; Linda becomes a mentor to a bratty child.

Unexpected guests (Brooke Adams, Abe Vigoda) and other mishaps disrupt holiday plans and dampen the gang's Christmas spirit.

Antonio discovers Roy is dating the cabbie's favorite talk show host; Joe and Helen's relationship cools off.

The couple (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) learns that Jamie will be in bed with home run king Mark McGwire (guest starring as himself), via virtual reality. With John Pankow.

Paul and Jamie are forced to play parents when Uncle Phil (Mel Brooks) causes trouble after returning to school; Lisa gets breast implants.

When Mary Jo and Julia discuss putting a dog to sleep, Bernice (Alice Ghostley) assumes they're referring to her.

When Anthony and Etienne's families finally meet, Julia persuades them to repeat their marriage vows.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Sabrina accidentally erases Christmas from the world's memory; she has only 24 hours to restore the holiday.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) spell turns Valerie (Lindsay Sloane) into a Sabrina clone; Salem finds fame as a painter.

Sabrina resorts to magic to persuade Harvey to go to college; Zsa Zsa turns Zelda into a practical joker.

Sabrina and Hilda (Melissa Joan Hart, Caroline Rhea) bring back Lucy (guest star Julia Duffy), the former Mrs. Kraft, to break up Zelda's (Beth Broderick) romance with Kraft.

Mork teaches a dishonest mechanic a lesson.

Suave Xerko wants Mork's job as Earth observer.

Jack and his family place themselves within the elephant population of the Hwange National Park of Zimbabwe.

Exploring Chile, Jack finds flamingoes, penguins and guanacos.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Vicky tries to restore Jack's injured ego.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Mel injures his back at Alice's apartment and has to stay there for two weeks.

Alice and Vera are stunned when it seems that Flo and Mel have become more than friends, but both go to Alice to try and break off the new relationship.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Ginny surprises everyone with the revelation that she has a daughter.

Ann's emergency call brings a young doctor whose bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired.

Archie Bunker runs a neighborhood bar in Queens.

Archie Bunker runs a neighborhood bar in Queens.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

Danny is interested in the whales singing and tells the family they need to include whales in their act to show their support of ecology; the Partridges make a record featuring the song of a whale to raise awareness of the whale's plight.

Keith decides that being the eldest, he should take more responsibility for his siblings.

Hazel finds that the burglar she tapped on the head with a baseball bat is basically honest.

Hazel concocts a complicated scheme involving antiques and business mergers to get air conditioning in the Baxter home.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Larry thinks Darrin is seeing another woman; Samantha and Darrin add some spice to their marriage.

Ousted Abner moves in with Darrin and Samantha after a fight with his wife.

Actor Dick Van Patten; George Miller; actor Robert Mitchum; Dennis Madalone.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Vicky tries to restore Jack's injured ego.

Henry's help with Wendall's personal ad backfires.

Fred Scuttle; Roman Emperor Claudius.

Georgian dance; Victorian actor.

Spoofs of Charlie Chaplin and Laurel & Hardy.

Blowpipe; Mervyn Cruddy.

Nicole's (Staci Keanan) classmates dub her a "dweeb." Episode directed by series co-star Florence Stanley. Don Lake guest stars.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) and her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are granted fantasy wishes after winning a "Rock TV" contest. Guest stars: Julius Erving and Bobby Rydell.

Love-struck Joey (Greg Evigan) tries to sway an ex-girlfriend from marrying a rival. Guest stars: Jamie Rose, Lauren Holly.

A former girlfriend's will entrusts two bachelors with custody of her 12-year-old daughter.

The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.

Natalie is devastated when she sees her father with a strange woman.

Tootie decides to go to New York unchaperoned.

Trips home seem to make the Blair-Jo feud worse.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

A decision by Muriel and Henry to renew their wedding vows almost leads to divorce.

Sparks fly when Henry moves in with Iris to avoid getting the chicken pox from Andrew.

Andrew is taken by a senile grandmother during one of Muriel's photo sessions.

Jessica brings her lover, Detective Donahue, home and is confronted by Chester.

Jessica tells Chester about her involvement with Detective Donahue; Corinne's baby begins to do strange things.

Corinne sets out to bring Tim back from his cave; Burt has an encounter with a UFO.

Corinne's baby begins speaking in Latin and Greek and throws Tim across the room.

An earthquake traps Benson and Clayton, and the governor runs the state from the kitchen.

Benson saves Kraus' life when she chokes on a doughnut, and Kraus drives him crazy with her gratitude.

The governor wants Benson to be the state's new budget director.

Benson poses as a prisoner to investigate conditions at a state prison.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass).

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Charlie directs the school play.

Charlie makes unusual casting decisions.

Charlie makes friends with a new gym teacher.

Charlie pulls the plug on Arvid's radio show.

Tony (Tony Danza) is stunned when reunited with a classmate (guest star Joe Regalbuto) he has held a grudge against for years.

Samantha (Alyssa Milano) tries out for the girls basketball team.

Tony is afraid that his Christmas gift for Angela won't compare to her boyfriend's expensive present.

During a bad snowstorm, Tony (Tony Danza) tells the gang how he became Angela's housekeeper. With Judith Light.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Elyse's plans to match her next-door neighbor with a co-worker backfire.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

Drew offends someone special when he toasts Mr. Louder; Mimi hires an attorney in her sexual harassment suit.

When Kate (Christa Miller) is denied a promotion, Drew (Drew Carey) suggests she hold a salon to discuss social issues. Guest stars: Charles Nelson Reilly, Rush Limbaugh.

Drew and Oswald (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader) test their compatibility with Nicki and Kate (Kate Walsh, Christa Miller) at a Valentine's Day dinner.

Drew hosts Nicki's parents when she goes out of town, but instigates an argument that leads to their breakup.

Lisa (Maura Tierney) learns Jimmy's (Stephen Root) key to management; Bill (Phil Hartman) gets a butler (guest star Ian Abercrombie); Matthew (Andy Dick) is found out on the streets.

Dave and Lisa find out that Bill plans to adopt an infant; Jimmy gets Beth to play a role for a bachelor auction.

Dave gets a surprise visit from his college chums but quickly faces a difficult decision; Lisa gets tough on Matthew.

Hoping to teach Bill (Phil Hartman) a management lesson, Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) promote him, but he rises to the occasion.

A party reveals how different Finch and his wife really are; Maya gives out job evaluations at the office.

Elliott's plan to stir up trouble between his friend (Kevin Sorbo) and Maya backfires when the two decide to set up a date.

Maya's former assistant Cindy returns as a media buyer, and Jack makes Maya take her out for the evening.

Jack tries to convince his ex-wife (Victoria Principal) to marry her new boyfriend, who is putting the moves on Maya.

Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.

Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.

George has to give the eulogy for one of his employees, a man who was universally detested.

George goes to great lengths to get a hotel's cleaning business.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

A Peace Corps recruiter goes crazy at a job fair; Dietrich's portable stress analyzer stops working while he's investigating an assault case.

The FBI steps in when micro-processor chips designed for computer games are being exported to Poland.

Keith campaigns for a politician who likes Shirley.

The Partridges are isolated in a mountain cabin during a record-breaking rainstorm.

Harold and Jeff's friendship is endangered after Jeff is put in a special class for advanced students.

Hazel jeopardizes Steve's business when she urges a couple not to sell their home to another realtor.

Jeannie announces she is going to marry Roger to make Tony jealous.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

Darrin's sexy Italian client tries seduce him; Serena turns her into a monkey.

Darrin is frantic when one of his clients is turned into a monkey.

Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.

Maude finds herself in a shoddy motel room when she accompanies Walter to an out-of-town convention.

A muscle-bound watchman who saves Jolene's life believes that she's now his girlfriend.

It's not a smooth ride for Mel when he learns that his prized car has been stolen.

Jo's father makes a fortune in the stock market; he goes on a shopping spree and spends money on her rather than giving her the attention she wants.

Tootie has a difficult choice to make when seems more concerned with a theatrical audition than with her upcoming high-school graduation.

Sparks fly when Henry moves in with Iris to avoid getting the chicken pox from Andrew.

A decision by Muriel and Henry to renew their wedding vows almost leads to divorce.

The Keatons are concerned when Jennifer becomes obsessed with environmental issues.

The Keatons recall special moments while helping Andrew fill a "time capsule" with family memorabilia.

Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.

Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.

A Peace Corps recruiter goes crazy at a job fair; Dietrich's portable stress analyzer stops working while he's investigating an assault case.

The FBI steps in when micro-processor chips designed for computer games are being exported to Poland.

Ann and Francine compete for the same man.

Max is enlisted to coach Alex's baseball team.

George has to give the eulogy for one of his employees, a man who was universally detested.

George goes to great lengths to get a hotel's cleaning business.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Sam Donaldson; Fred Greenlee.

Becker and Margaret understand Linda's value after she quits; the presence of a homeless man sparks conversation at the diner.

Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success.

The breakdown of a new, expensive vacuum takes Joe and Helen to the cleaners; Brian dates Roy's newly arrived niece.

Quarterback Steve Young is among the passengers as Brian takes over the controls of a commercial plane when its pilots unexpectedly become ill.

Nat prepares Murray to vie in a dog show; the Buchmans are stunned when their therapist says their sessions are complete.

Paul infuriates Jamie when he takes one of her dresses to a new dry cleaner; Paul dreams of Einstein.

A shocked Julia discovers a nude portrait of herself when she attends her old art teacher's exhibition.

Mary Jo believes that she has acquired the power to heal when Elvis' face mysteriously appears on her snow shovel.

Pearl meets "Mr. Right" (Charles Lampkin) in a singles bar.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine.

Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic.

Florence doubts her executive abilities.

Lionel and Jenny's marriage is in trouble.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

When a blizzard paralyzes the city on Christmas Eve, several homeless people take refuge in the squad room.

One of the last two survivors of an old-world tontine tries to commit suicide in order to allow a cousin to inherit.

Greg, a former childhood friend of Laurie's, returns to town and reconnects; it turns out he is now a minister; they go out together and have a great time catching up on their lives; Laurie starts to fall for him; Shirley is worried.

A talent agent sees Keith and offers him a screen test for a Hollywood movie; the agent convinces him that he would be perfect for the part; Keith practices his scene and drives to the studio with the whole family.

Hazel gets involved in the need for a new playground for the neighborhood.

Hazel's will shames George into giving her a raise.

Jeannie must go to Mecca with Tony or lose her powers forever and vanish from his life.

Roger inadvertently summons Jeannie and becomes her new master. Overwhelmed with the power at his disposal, he takes advantage of her magical abilities.

Worrying that her daughter is deprived, Endora ensures that Darrin becomes very generous.

A temporary illness causes Samantha to speak in rhymes; Dr. Bombay's cure doesn't work.

Walter goes into a deep depression over the arrival of his 50th birthday.

Maude takes on the medical profession after she receives treatment from a new doctor.

Mel locks himself in his apartment when everyone -- including his mother -- starts to bother him.

Vera believes she's responsible for the fire that swept through her landlord's apartment.

Natalie and Tootie make some discoveries when they move into an apartment together.

Mrs. Garrett must choose between staying in Peekskill or following her boyfriend to Africa.

Andrew is taken by a senile grandmother during one of Muriel's photo sessions.

Monroe learns an aspiring designer's secret.

Alex goes overboard, filling Andrew's "time capsule" to overflowing, while the rest of the family reminisce.

Nick's temporary residence in the Keaton home ruins Steven's vacation.

Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine.

Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic.

When a blizzard paralyzes the city on Christmas Eve, several homeless people take refuge in the squad room.

One of the last two survivors of an old-world tontine tries to commit suicide in order to allow a cousin to inherit.

As their wedding date draws near, Mark and Barbara visit Las Vegas.

Barbara and Mark's plans upset Ann.

Florence doubts her executive abilities.

Lionel and Jenny's marriage is in trouble.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Actor Bob Uecker; actress Kathleen Wilhoite; Zippy the Chimp.

Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain.

Becker receives phone calls from a woman he doesn't know, then ends up meeting her only to be shocked by a secret she's been keeping.

Fay's dead husbands appear to her from beyond the grave, demanding the return of their sold possessions; Brian and Casey go on a Valentine's date; a customer hires Sandpapier Air to help him propose to his girlfriend.

A trip to the Big Apple turns sour when Helen and Joe are stranded in New York without money; Joe enters Helen in a drag queen contest.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) decide they need space away from each other; Ira (John Pankow) becomes Marvin's (guest star Jeff Garlin) wrestling manager. Randy "Macho Man" Savage guest stars as himself.

Paul and Jamie get arrested after stealing Burt's broken-down car; guests Cyndi Lauper, Richard Belzer.

Anthony tries to rise above his jealousy when Etienne's (Sheryl Lee Ralph) successful male college friend (Ron Glass) visits.

Julia's overbearing former schoolmistress moves in with her after receiving instructions at a seance.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.

Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.

George gets Lionel to see a marriage counselor.

George thinks the heroic man in a newspaper story may be Louise's supposedly dead father.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

The plainclothes detectives step in while the rest of the force takes an examination.

A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night.

Danny wins an insomniac racehorse.

The Partridges decide to move to a larger house.

George comes down with a cold on the same day he is to meet with an important client.

George defends Hazel, charged with a traffic violation.

Roger gets in a jam and needs Jeannie's help to get him out of it.

Jeannie wants to accompany Tony to Rome; Tony tells Jeannie to get a passport without magic.

Endora causes trouble when she zaps two living busts of Larry and Darrin in the Stephens home.

Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat.

When a fire damages his house, Arthur moves in temporarily with Maude and Walter.

Florida's husband demands that she stop working for white people and quit her job with the Findlays.

Mel sells the diner to the girls when he decides to accept an irresistible job offer.

Tommy's about to hang up his basketball uniform and forfeit his college scholarship. Guest star: Meadowlark Lemon.

When Mrs. Garrett decides to marry and move to Africa, her sister moves in with the girls.

The girls fear that Tootie and her boyfriend are becoming too serious.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

Emotions run high in the Keaton household as Alex prepares to leave for a prime job with a New York stock brokerage firm.

Elyse feels a sense of loss as Alex prepares to move to New York.

Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.

Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.

The plainclothes detectives step in while the rest of the force takes an examination.

A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night.

Schneider refuses to acknowledge his hearing loss.

Ann's mother makes some accurate predictions into the future when she starts reading tarot cards.

George gets Lionel to see a marriage counselor.

George thinks the heroic man in a newspaper story may be Louise's supposedly dead father.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Actor Bob Hope; actor Clint Eastwood; host and comedian David Letterman.

Becker won't listen to his doctor after he is accidentally shot during an argument between two motorists.

Becker is forced to stay at home and deal with his neighbors during his recuperation period; Margaret and Linda try to find a fill-in doctor.

Joe and Helen find marital bliss after they insist that Brian move out; Antonio and his girlfriend split.

Brian receives someone else's love letters in his mail and reads them, believing he has found the perfect woman.

Paul and his mother-in-law, Theresa, are involved in a car accident; Theresa's estranged husband visits.

Paul and Jamie learn they may be distant cousins; Sylvia has a sudden change of heart about her daughter-in-law.

Carlene decides to dress like a man when she discovers her new boyfriend (Greg Kean) is a cross-dresser.

In a parody of "Gone With the Wind," Sugarbakers redecorate a mansion, according to a woman's bad taste.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

Jack disguises himself as a woman to compete in a baking contest.

Jack's meddling father drops in unexpectedly.

George and Louise think they've both found the perfect new maid.

When George is convinced that he's no longer attractive, Louise attempts to rekindle the flames of romance in his heart.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

After accepting a date with an ardent old admirer, Shirley later has to figure out how to get rid of him and his mother.

The Partridges and Reuben are held hostage by an escaped convict (Arte Johnson).

An unethical interior decorator threatens Dorothy's business.

A lost dog inspires George to buy an alarm system.

Jeannie helps Tony live out his childhood dream of becoming a surgeon.

Tony becomes frustrated over Jeannie's constant use of magic to help around the house.

Envious Serena decides she wants to be like Samantha and wed a mortal.

A chimp follows Samantha home and is launched on an advertising career.

Walter is caught having a cocktail with his former secretary.

Maude tries to bring a school chum and her estranged daughter together to patch up their differences.

Vera has a few confessions to make when Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded.

Mel asks his cousin for help in a crazy scheme to crush a competitor.

Jo finds it difficult to pay her share of transforming the attic into a loft.

Tootie undermines the competition when she auditions for her first Broadway show. Guest: pop singer Stacey Q.

The family tries to put together a makeshift Christmas after Andrew becomes sick and plans for a holiday ski trip are cancelled.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Peer pressure causes Jennifer to give up a male pal, but her mom helps them reunite.

A college coed seduces teenage Alex when he meets her delivering groceries.

Jack disguises himself as a woman to compete in a baking contest.

Jack's meddling father drops in unexpectedly.

Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

Everything is going smoothly before Barbara and Mark's wedding until Barbara has second thoughts and Julie gets labor pains.

Mark finds himself on the golf course moments before his wedding.

George and Louise think they've both found the perfect new maid.

When George is convinced that he's no longer attractive, Louise attempts to rekindle the flames of romance in his heart.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

Actor/comedian Richard Pryor; actress Rain Pryor.

Becker believes Elizabeth might be a dishonest doctor when she lies about having aspirin to stop his pain.

Jake realizes that he can't forgive the man (Cress Williams) whose drunken driving cost him his eyesight.

Joe, Brian and Royare on a collision course over the striking temp (Samantha Smith) hired while Fay vacations.

Helen and Joe are leery about going to a dinner where Roy will introduce his willful mother (Rose Marie).

The final episode includes clips from past shows and a glimpse at the future for the Buchmans as told by their child, Mabel.

The final episode includes clips from past shows and a glimpse at the future for the Buchmans as told by their child, Mabel.

In a parody of "Gone With the Wind," Sugarbakers redecorate a mansion, according to a woman's bad taste.

A scruffy gas station owner (Jonathan Banks) wins free interior decoration from Sugarbakers.

Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass).

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Terri pretends she is married to ward off Dr. Kenderson's advances.

Jack pretends he is well-to-do when he dates a wealthy socialite.

The new maid soon discovers that filling Florence's shoes as the Jeffersons' maid could be impossible.

Florence returns to the Jeffersons expecting her old job back when her shot at a new career fails.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

A prisoner stages a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Dietrich aids a psychiatric patient; Barney refuses his latest nomination for promotion to deputy inspector.

a genius turns to petty crime; and a man is mugged by an elderly woman; Luger's surprised when his mail-order bride arrives from the Philippines.

Laurie is accused of cheating while covering up for a friend.

The family visits an amusement park; guest Johnny Bench.

Hazel's nephew takes George's niece to a bowling alley.

Hazel gives up Thanksgiving with her own family to be with the Baxters.

Roger and Tony go to Reno after their promotions; Roger sneaks Jeannie in his bag.

Tony is selected to be Gen. Peterson's golfing partner, even though he can't play.

Upset by the rivalry between her grandmothers, Tabitha turns into a cookie.

When Darrin joins an exclusive club, Endora turns him into a snob.

Maude needles Walter into analyzing their marriage when they learn that Chuck and Vivian are breaking up.

Maude finds Walter very uncooperative as they prepare to go to a dinner party.

Mel's headed for trouble when he buys a computer to handle his bookkeeping tasks.

Alice almost loses her job when Tommy gives Mel some marketing tips.

A reunion of former cast members finds the ambitious Eastland grads revealing their hopes and dreams.

Jo botches up Blair's latest computerized date-rating service.

Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives.

War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection.

Steven and his father realize they may be able to iron out their long-lasting differences.

Mallory's frightened when a close family friend makes a pass at her.

Terri pretends she is married to ward off Dr. Kenderson's advances.

Jack pretends he is well-to-do when he dates a wealthy socialite.

A prisoner stages a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Dietrich aids a psychiatric patient; Barney refuses his latest nomination for promotion to deputy inspector.

a genius turns to petty crime; and a man is mugged by an elderly woman; Luger's surprised when his mail-order bride arrives from the Philippines.