A group of Hasidic Jews riot to protest the department's ineffectiveness; Urban survivalists are found living in steam tunnels beneath the city.

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans.

A prisoner stages a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Dietrich aids a psychiatric patient; Barney refuses his latest nomination for promotion to deputy inspector.

Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

The precinct's plumbing goes out again; A scoutmaster apprehends a mugger; A militant Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones.

An angry parent assaults the admissions director of a private kindergarten; and Wojo faces a police inquiry for using excessive force in a recent arrest.

Gracie is asked to help a college student pass an exam.

Jack's trip to Palm Springs goes awry.

Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears.

Tony suggest Jeannie write a book; Jeannie write a book and puts Tony's name on it.

Samantha is asked to keep an eye on a 10-year-old warlock for some friends.

Confusion reigns when Darrin is convinced that Endora has turned his boss into a teddy bear.

Chief Urulu (Jacques Aubuchon) orders McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men off their island paradise. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Power goes to mousy Lt. Carpenter's (Bob Hastings) head when he becomes acting commander of Taratupa.

The Andersons enter a picture contest with the winners going to Hawaii.

Margaret gets a tutor for Bud to help him with his English class.

Mr. Wilson is in a jam when he wins a contest that's limited to parents.

Dennis ties a message onto a homing pigeon, not realizing the paper contains Mr. Wilson's stock market information.

Hazel uses subtle tactics in getting a new kitchen from George.

George's partner, Harry, almost gets into trouble with his new bride.

Samantha is asked to keep an eye on a 10-year-old warlock for some friends.

Confusion reigns when Darrin is convinced that Endora has turned his boss into a teddy bear.

Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears.

Tony suggest Jeannie write a book; Jeannie write a book and puts Tony's name on it.

Mrs. Garrett helps a nervous Tootie prepare for her driving test.

When the police stake out the shop in an effort to catch a group of counterfeiters, the girls decide not to tell Mrs. Garrett.

Maude breaks the news to Walter that she's been asked to run for the state Senate.

Walter moves into the nearest bachelor pad when Maude decides to run for the state Senate.

The staff's delight at having an amazing robot turns to disgust when the robot takes over.

Benson receives romantic offers after he is Bachelor of the Month in a local magazine.

Elyse starts neglecting her family when she is hired by a top architectural firm.

Elyse catches gambling fever while on a business trip to Atlantic City, N.J.

Archie refuses to take part in the Father and Daughter Night at Stephanie's school, but Murray gladly offers to help out.

Murray and Archie head up a campaign to raise funds for an operation that may cure Mr. Van Ranseleer's blindness.

Janet dons a blond wig and a new personality.

Jack signs up for a computer dating service.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Actor Charles Nelson Reilly; comedy duo Mack & Jamie; Susie Petrucci.

Anthony goes to Las Vegas to forget Vanessa and marries a showgirl (Sheryl Lee Ralph) he has only known for 24 hours.

A desperate Anthony invents various schemes to extricate himself from his hasty marriage.

Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring.

Becker balks at Reggie's request to help out needy children at Christmas, but he relents at the last minute and must endure a mad shopping trip.

A young man claims to be Oswald's son, but he resembles someone else.

Mr. Wick's attempt at revenge may push Drew a step down the corporate ladder.

Alice is left in charge as Mel decides to take a nap in the storeroom. She finds herself face to face with a pistol waving robber who demands all the money.

The waitresses try to cheer up Mel when he becomes upset over not having a family.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

Janet dons a blond wig and a new personality.

Jack signs up for a computer dating service.

Ronnie brings his girlfriend home to meet his parents at the same time George has a witch doctor visiting.

Jack gets a massage, then takes Gertrude to dinner.

Tony says Roger can have one wish, but he spills coffee on Tony and wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a shirt that is indestructible.

Jeannie sends a double of Tony to a conference; The other Tony goes to France.

Endora magically makes everyone speak the truth, and chaos ensues.

While staying in a log cabin, Samantha casts a spell to transform it into a luxurious home.

McHale's men peddle war souvenirs that turn out to be art treasures. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) becomes the unwilling flunky of the son (guest star George Furth) of his peacetime boss.

Betty chastizes her friends for poking fun at a college student.

Betty finds that she is competing with the same young man for several positions.

Mr. Wilson becomes the city's cat catcher.

A phantom burglar's latest theft is described in the paper just before Henry leaves town.

When both George's and his sister's marriages run into rough times, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

Endora magically makes everyone speak the truth, and chaos ensues.

While staying in a log cabin, Samantha casts a spell to transform it into a luxurious home.

Tony says Roger can have one wish, but he spills coffee on Tony and wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a shirt that is indestructible.

Jeannie sends a double of Tony to a conference; The other Tony goes to France.

Tootie discovers a talented campus comic and arranges a meeting for him with a talent scout.

Jo agrees to pose as George's fiancee at his high-school class reunion in an effort to impress his former girlfriend.

Maude and Walter both show up at the Harmons' party with a date.

Maude decides her marriage is over when Walter falls off the wagon.

When impending fatherhood overwhelms Pete, he tries to be a coffeehouse poet again.

Katie's school friend thinks Benson would be the perfect mate for his widowed mother.

The three Keaton children are furious when Elyse announces she is pregnant.

Alex asks for Mallory's advice when he fails his first college assignment.

Trouble arises when Veronica's ex-husband stops by.

Murray's boyhood friend, now an organized-crime kingpin, stops by for a visit.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building on Manhattan's East Side.

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

Actor James Stewart; Jim Fowler.

B.J. finds love letters from another woman in her late husband's safe-deposit box.

While Anthony wonders whether he made a mistake by marrying Etienne, the ladies throw them a wedding shower.

Everyone starts experiencing problems after Linda mentions that the planet Mercury is in retrograde; Jake challenges Bob and Reggie in a game of Scrabble.

Reggie discovers that her new beau's ex-wife is a former beauty queen who now serves as an adviser to the president.

Drew (Drew Carey) is caught in the middle when his dog has problems getting along with Kate (Christa Miller).

Drew (Drew Carey) starts his own baseball team and ends up renewing an old rivalry with his brother (guest star John Carroll Lynch).

Mel fires Alice when she takes a job as a singing messenger to finance Tommy's education.

No one believes that Vera has ESP until she successfully predicts five events.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building on Manhattan's East Side.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Ronnie accuses Ralph of girlfriend-stealing.

Don talks Jack into prospecting for uranium.

Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie for a drive, she decides to go out herself.

Tony is horrified when Mrs Bellows decides she would like Jeannie's bottle and persuades her to make a copy of it. But the two identical bottles are accidentally switched, and Tony must race against time to save Jeannie from a corking.

Samantha agrees to hire a maid until the baby is born; The new maid is a klutz.

Samantha gives birth to a baby girl, and Endora threatens to turn her into a grown-up to see if she will look like Samantha.

The crew retaliates when the enemy jams Christy's (Gary Vinson) attempt to talk to his son. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) tries to spook the PT-73 crew until they beg for transfer. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Bud tries to impress a girl in Chicago with money he does not have.

Betty's friends almost have a falling out just as they're planning to get married.

Mr. Wilson gets arrested after Dennis' Robin Hood games go too far.

Mr. Wilson is enraged over an increase in school taxes.

A mix-up at the airport almost ruins both a friendship and a marriage.

The household is turned upside-down when unwelcome guests visit.

Samantha agrees to hire a maid until the baby is born; The new maid is a klutz.

Samantha gives birth to a baby girl, and Endora threatens to turn her into a grown-up to see if she will look like Samantha.

Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie for a drive, she decides to go out herself.

Tony is horrified when Mrs Bellows decides she would like Jeannie's bottle and persuades her to make a copy of it. But the two identical bottles are accidentally switched, and Tony must race against time to save Jeannie from a corking.

Headed for an awards ceremony, Blair is trapped in an elevator with a man who has a very special past.

The girls travel to Atlantic City, N.J., to see Jo's old flame, rock 'n' roll singer "Flyman.".

Candidate Maude finally faces Election Day.

Maude becomes hysterical when Vivian's dog dies while in her care.

Benson is named Citywide Magazine's Bachelor of the Month, but the female response threatens his romance with the photographer.

When the visiting President orders a security check of all the employees at the mansion, Benson is labeled a spy.

Jennifer's old buddy returns for a visit, but she has to try and woo him away from Mallory.

Alex announces that his talents are being wasted in a part-time job at the TV station.

Archie faces a life alone after Edith's death.

Archie and Stephanie find it difficult to deal with Edith's death.

Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

Actor Steve Landesberg; actress Cindy Morgan; Barbara and Elden Hathaway.

When Anthony agrees to testify in court for Mary Jo, he reluctantly becomes her legal adviser.

Mary Jo's colleagues cannot understand why she's interested in her dumb boyfriend (Patrick Warburton), a top male model.

Becker regrets agreeing to barter medical care for food, cigarettes and handyman services from Reggie, Jake and Bob.

Everybody has an opinion on why John should attend his ex-wife's wedding -- even a bartender (George Wendt) at Grand Central Station.

Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller) finally consummate their relationship.

A spoof shows to what ends television shows will go in order to win awards.

Alice causes problems for Tommy when she starts dating his high-school principal.

Dateless for New Year's Eve, Flo is recruited to work in the diner.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

One of Ronnie's classmates' grades drop after Gracie convinces him to stop wearing glasses.

Mary invites Jack to a reunion she is giving for the women she used to work with at the May Company.

Tony is offered a job in the private sector and wonders what it would be like if he accepted.

Tony realizes how much he needs Jeannie when he thinks he has lost her.

Darrin suspects Tabitha may have magical power; Tabitha choose stocks for Darrin's investments.

Darrin becomes a boxing contender when he knocks out a heavyweight fighter with Samantha's help.

Gruber gets himself in hot water when he tells his girlfriend he is a lieutenant commander.

The whole crew faces court-martial unless they can locate a girl with a heart-shaped beauty mark on her ankle.

Bud's first dance is threatened when he learns that his parents are going to be there.

Jim's definition of citizenship gets the Andersons into trouble.

Wilson plans a movie star's memoirs.

Wilson thinks there may be a reward for a stray.

Hazel loses Harold to a girl who wants him to study ballet.

Hazel's escort to a bowling league ball tames a temperamental singer.

Darrin suspects Tabitha may have magical power; Tabitha choose stocks for Darrin's investments.

Darrin becomes a boxing contender when he knocks out a heavyweight fighter with Samantha's help.

Tony is offered a job in the private sector and wonders what it would be like if he accepted.

Tony realizes how much he needs Jeannie when he thinks he has lost her.

The girls have an unexpected guest when they celebrate Blair's 21st birthday.

Angry Natalie decides to run for mayor of Peekskill.

Maude discovers that Mrs. Naugatuck has taken everyone for a ride.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

When Benson judges a beauty pageant, Clayton and the governor try to sway the vote.

Benson and the governor deliver Denise's baby in an elevator.

Alex tries to help Mallory with her grades at school to keep her part-time job at a clothing shop.

While working at a crisis center for class credit, Alex and a friend get a call from a suicidal student.

Archie decides to move out of the house and into an apartment despite Stephanie's objections.

Archie has a hard time finding a housekeeper.

A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

Actress Christina Pickles; John Mendoza; Ed Gillet.

The weather wreaks havoc on B.J.'s plan to fly everyone to Washington, D.C., for the inauguration.

When Mary Jo and Julia discuss putting a dog to sleep, Bernice (Alice Ghostley) assumes they're referring to her.

Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

Drew (Drew Carey) loses his job and can only find work in his old high-school cafeteria. With Christa Miller and Ryan Stiles.

Engaged to Kate but reduced to working in his old high-school cafeteria, Drew experiences scholastic flashbacks.

Alice and her boyfriend offer Flo and Vera tickets to a charity ball.

Mel's brother, an old flame of Flo's, shows up after his third divorce.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

Jack is headed for trouble when he uses Vicky's tax refund to buy a case of wine.

A night out with the Mortons turns into a frantic search for a movie none of them has already seen.

George gives Gracie a lead on buying a new toaster at discount, and she in turn develops a unique plan to pay for it.

Jack is woken up early by a disc jockey and goes shopping for a suit.

Jack is angry when Rochester sleeps through the show.

Jungle Jack travels to the Florida Keys to return twin orphaned manatees to the wild; the Dolphin Research Center.

Jack and Suzi travel to Rwanda to find endangered mountain gorillas.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Bentley insists on chaperoning baby-sitter Kelly.

Bentley loans out Peter but suffers for it.

Honorary deputy Mrs. Brown (Pamela Britton) becomes a zealous guardian of law and order. Guest star: Victor French. With Bill Bixby, Ray Walston.

After being demoted to writing obituaries, Tim uses Martin's time machine to get the scoop on a big story.

Laurie and Shirley go camping; worried, Keith, Danny and Reuben follow.

Danny retaliates when the object of his affections admits that she is in love with Keith.

Rick yields to peer pressure to drink from his troubled friend, Greg.

Rick's grounded after the police find him drinking with friends.

With college graduation approaching, Monroe applies for jobs without any success.

Monroe, Jackie and Sara use a home computer to bet on horse races.

All of Mork's Earth memory is erased by Orson when Mork, beset by family responsibilities, neglects his job of reporting back to his planet.

When Mork learns how to make gold he buys Mindy a mansion and hires Tracy Austin as Mearth's tennis instructor.

Mork builds a home computer that is so advanced it takes him, Mindy and Mearth hostage.

Mork resorts to Orkan trickery when Mindy is jailed for not revealing a news source.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

Jack is headed for trouble when he uses Vicky's tax refund to buy a case of wine.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

When Murray's former wife stops by, everyone's surprised that she's not the person Murray described her to be.

Archie's housekeeper finds a way to get Archie to take Stephanie on a camping trip.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

Actress Doris Day; comic Rodney Dangerfield; actor Burt Mustin; actress Carol Wayne; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Vicar; pop-festival visitor; soldier.

A presidential invitation conflicts with Katie's school play.

As part of an economy blitz, the softhearted Benson must decide which staff member to lay off.

Chester pleads with Jessica; Leslie has no more reservations.

Chester tries to reform; Mary fears that her baby was fathered by the alien; Burt has a fatal disease.

Burt won't tell Mary about his disease; Mary realizes she is carrying an alien baby.

Burt wants to set a world record before dying; the clan meets Polly; Eunice cheats on Dutch.

Betty is accepted by a self-appointed group of "acceptable" students.

An elderly man is forced to accept reality when Kathy crashes his dream world.

Gracie arranges a residence exchange between the Mortons and friends who are visiting from New York.

Gracie innocently sets off a chain of rumors about George's gambling success.

Jack's trip to Palm Springs goes awry.

Jack gets a massage, then takes Gertrude to dinner.

Big Frenchy (guest star George Kennedy) and his boys target a boatload of Binghamton's supplies. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) discovers McHale's crew having an island luau during an air raid on Taratupa. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Henry wants to go fishing without Dennis.

The widowed Grandpa Perkins visits but resists meeting eligible women.

Bentley's new neighbor is a matchmaker.

Bentley needlessly worries that Kelly lacks talent.

In an effort to seem important, Alvin boasts that he is working on a top secret space project with Martin.

To inherit, Tim goes back in time to add Martin to the family.

Laurie's diary falls into the hands of the editor of the school newspaper.

The Partridges perform at an Indian reservation.

Rick involves the entire Stratton family in his film project.

Rick must stand in for a singer in a rock band, but takes a hit.

Henry's contract is up for renewal and Monroe brings home his security partner, a Doberman named Kelly.

Jackie returns from Hawaii with intentions of marrying a surfing instructor she met there.

Chester pleads with Jessica; Leslie has no more reservations.

Chester tries to reform; Mary fears that her baby was fathered by the alien; Burt has a fatal disease.

Burt won't tell Mary about his disease; Mary realizes she is carrying an alien baby.

Burt wants to set a world record before dying; the clan meets Polly; Eunice cheats on Dutch.

Julia organizes a protest after learning Anthony was suspected of being a criminal because of his race.

Carlene acquires a groupie (Lisa Persky) when she is selected for the semifinals of an Atlanta theme-song contest.

Carlene involves her colleagues when she takes over leadership of an unruly Girl Scout troop.

Julia is depressed after learning she may need a hysterectomy, until she meets a special doctor (Gary Morris).

Drew (Drew Carey) starts his own baseball team and ends up renewing an old rivalry with his brother (guest star John Carroll Lynch).

Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller) finally consummate their relationship.

A spoof shows to what ends television shows will go in order to win awards.

Drew (Drew Carey) loses his job and can only find work in his old high-school cafeteria. With Christa Miller and Ryan Stiles.

Alex begs the housekeeper to accompany him to a fraternity party.

Alex grows attached to an unwed, pregnant woman when he attends a natural birth class with Elyse.

Mallory's family and friends seem to be taking the death of her favorite aunt too lightly.

While working on a term paper, Alex falls asleep and dreams it's 1776 and he's at Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

Helen and Joe test their parenting skills while baby-sitting a friend's 6-year-old daughter.

Helen thinks that the man (Pat Hingle) claiming to be Joe and Brian's long-lost grandfather is an impostor.

Helen invites a surprise guest attends Roy's birthday party -- the gay son (Abraham Benrubi) he has not seen in six years.

Having learned some disheartening facts about her groom-to-be (Norman Lloyd), Fay gets cold feet at the altar.

Becker discovers that, unbeknown to them, Reggie and Linda are dating the same man.

While at dinner, Becker accidentally blurts out confidential information about his godson to the boy's father.

Becker can't sleep because his television doesn't work, but he mysteriously refuses to get another one.

Becker can't believe it when his old college mentor visits town for a book signing and doesn't remember him.

John must choose between friendship and health when the doctor tells him that Kirk is the cause of his stomach pains.

John (Judd Hirsch) tries to help Kirk (Jere Burns) get his high-school diploma.

John (Judd Hirsch) agrees to baby-sit Mr. Hendrick's (Raye Birk) parrot.

Louise (Jane Carr) encourages the group to confront their relationship problems by using creative visualization.

Ronnie and Ralph help a candidate campaign for homecoming queen.

Don makes the gang wait outside while he explains to his wife that he has invited them over for dinner.

Tony needs Sammy Davis Jr. to entertain for Gen. Peterson's 10th anniversary celebration at NASA; Jeannie helps.

When Jeannie's nightmare comes true, Tony shrinks to six inches tall.

Darrin's parents come to see their grandchild; Mr. Stephens is interested in Endora's dancing toy bear.

Endora decides to grant Darrin three wishes for his birthday.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns McHale (Ernest Borgnine) as temporary base commander in hopes of having him transferred. With Tim Conway.

McHale and his men rescue a visiting sultan and his three daughters.

Bud finally gets Jim's permission to get a scooter, but he doesn't get Margaret's permission.

Jim has too many guests and not enough tickets to a football game.

Dennis washes Wilson's tuxedo.

Chaos reigns when there's a mix-up in plans for a Hawaiian vacation.

Hazel gives a winning sweepstakes ticket to the Salvation Army.

George blames the neighbors' short-wave when he cannot get good television reception.

Darrin's parents come to see their grandchild; Mr. Stephens is interested in Endora's dancing toy bear.

Endora decides to grant Darrin three wishes for his birthday.

Tony needs Sammy Davis Jr. to entertain for Gen. Peterson's 10th anniversary celebration at NASA; Jeannie helps.

When Jeannie's nightmare comes true, Tony shrinks to six inches tall.

Jo's father makes a fortune in the stock market, but spends money on her rather than giving her the attention she wants.

Tootie seems more concerned with a theatrical audition than with her upcoming high-school graduation.

Fearing she's fallen out of love with Walter, Maude seeks counseling from a psychiatrist.

Bogus doctor Walter faces a real medical emergency.

Clayton gets upset when his father chooses Benson to run his business empire upon his death.

Benson agrees to help Kraus try to save a historical hotel from demolition.

Alex rents out rooms for the Leland homecoming football game to pay for Mallory's auto mishap.

Alex is angry when his best friend decides to wed and refuses to be his best man.

Veronica and her co-workers walk off the job after Archie turns down their request to form a union.

A young health inspector eyes Veronica.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.

Actor Courtney Cox; actor Ted Danson; Judy Schwartz and Rickey Berkowitz discuss being lost at sea for 21 days.

When Anthony and Etienne's families finally meet, Julia persuades them to repeat their marriage vows.

A shocked Julia discovers a nude portrait of herself when she attends her old art teacher's exhibition.

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Drew and Kate stage a wedding so he can inherit $10,000, but Lewis and Oswald don't realize it's a joke and invite Drew's family.

Mimi (Kathy Kinney) wins Kate's (Christa Miller) partnership in Buzz Beer in a poker game and makes changes for the better.

Alice and Tommy argue over his constant phone usage calling his new girlfriend. When she grounds him, both Tommy and his girlfriend run away from home.

Mel's pushy mother, Carrie, stops by Phoenix to visit her son and announces that she plans to stay for the entire winter. Mel quickly finds that living with his mother again is too close for comfort but is unable to stand up to her.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Gracie employs a misery-loves-company plan to help out Ronnie's brooding friend.

The comedian provides laughs with a series of guest stars.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

Samantha makes her own dress for an affair at the home of agency client JT Glendon.

Samantha turns a runaway horse into a woman in order to be able to communicate with it.

Binghamton's (Joe Flynn) laughing-gas induced joviality amuses all but the admiral (guest star Bill Quinn). With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

A court-martial board tries Parker (Tim Conway) for the theft of Binghamton's wallet. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Bud decides that he would be happier if he got his own apartment.

Jim is convinced that he has one foot in the grave.

Mr. Wilson buys a rabbit's foot from Dennis, but it brings him everything but luck.

Mr. Wilson runs for the presidency of the bird-watcher's club.

A department store plants a listening device in a competitor's office.

Hazel is taken to court for her part in painting a busy crosswalk.

Samantha makes her own dress for an affair at the home of agency client JT Glendon.

Samantha turns a runaway horse into a woman in order to be able to communicate with it.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

Natalie and Tootie make some discoveries when they move into an apartment together.

Mrs. Garrett must choose between staying in Peekskill or following her boyfriend to Africa.

Vivian meets a wall of defiance when Arthur refuses to tell her about his financial woes.

Maude is appalled to find that Walter has supplied a date for a rich investor who's coming to dinner.

Benson nominates a crusty old medic for an award and discovers he has no medical license.

Benson goes undercover to find out if the lieutenant governor is taking bribes.

Steven and Elyse plan a nostalgic weekend with the kids before the baby arrives.

Alex tries to setup Skippy with a shy friend, but she thinks Alex is the one asking her out.

When Murray's former wife stops by, everyone's surprised that she's not the person Murray described her to be.

Archie's housekeeper finds a way to get Archie to take Stephanie on a camping trip.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

An elderly Indian arrested for disorderly conduct and trespassing expresses his wish to die with dignity in Central Park.

Actor Jason Bateman; comedian Larry Miller; hospital volunteer Florence Hodges.

Mary Jo believes that she has acquired the power to heal when Elvis' face mysteriously appears on her snow shovel.

Anthony tries to rise above his jealousy when Etienne's (Sheryl Lee Ralph) successful male college friend (Ron Glass) visits.

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer -- under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

Post-election episode featuring improvisational elements and special guests.

Kate surprises Drew when she gets the Go-Go's to drop by, and surprises him again with a pregnancy scare.

Vera's broken heart is cured by her three friends and a delivery boy.

A case of the hiccups nixes Alice's chance of breaking into show business.

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

A department-store claims adjuster encounters Gracie.

Maurice Chevalier takes Jack and Mary to a Parisian nightclub.

Jeannie's spell gets Tony to propose; Tony and Roger see their future married life.

Tony cannot change history when Jeannie takes him to Napoleon's court.

Endora's stint as a baby sitter for Tabitha proves to be too much for Mrs. Kravitz.

Darrin reacts violently when a leprechaun becomes his house guest.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns a British bumbler who is responsible for sinking three ships to McHale's unit. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Parker pretends to be a senator's nephew in order to get a promotion.

After Bud gets a summons to appear at the police station, the family panics.

Jim and Margaret plan to get away from the children for a second honeymoon.

Dennis and Mr. Wilson's plan to sell their comic books goes awry.

Dennis and friends picket a bookstore that won't display Wilson's book.

Both George and Hazel conspire to get a new client for George's business.

Hazel's plan to get rid of a bothersome handyman backfires when he proposes to her.

Endora's stint as a baby sitter for Tabitha proves to be too much for Mrs. Kravitz.

Darrin reacts violently when a leprechaun becomes his house guest.

Jeannie's spell gets Tony to propose; Tony and Roger see their future married life.

Tony cannot change history when Jeannie takes him to Napoleon's court.

When Mrs. Garrett decides to marry and move to Africa, her sister moves in with the girls.

The girls fear that Tootie and her boyfriend are becoming too serious.

Maude's ex-husband leaves her responsible for disposing of his ashes in a very particular manner.

Walter fears that his annual Christmas party will be ruined by a women's rights activist.

Benson is shocked to learn he is the sole heir to the Playbird magazine empire.

Benson's pleasure turns to panic when his doctor (Jayne Kennedy) wants to meet him to discuss the results of his annual physical.

The kids hirer a young lovable housekeeper with no skills for cleaning.

Alex begs the housekeeper to accompany him to a fraternity party.

Bigotry may force Archie to quit the lodge.

Stephanie's grandmother arrives on Christmas Eve wanting to take custody of Stephanie.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

Internal Affairs puts the detectives through a lie-detecting test after newspaper reports of a bribery and kickback racket.

Convinced he's the victim of a government conspiracy, an unemployed spy holds the detectives at gunpoint.

Actor Park Overall; sports figure Pete Sampras; actor Bob Hope.

Julia's overbearing former schoolmistress moves in with her after receiving instructions at a seance.

Carlene decides to dress like a man when she discovers her new boyfriend (Greg Kean) is a cross-dresser.

Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.

John is forced to host a barbecue for the gang after he receives a package containing expensive steaks.

Drew (Drew Carey) has to make a choice when his marriage scam to Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) could cost him his scoutmaster status.

Lewis and Oswald (Ryan Stiles, Diedrich Bader) try to help Drew (Drew Carey) get over Kate (Christa Miller) by helping him find another woman.

Mel finds a buyer for the diner and decides to start living the good life.

Alice disguises herself as a mobster in an effort to get the diner's new owner to give it back to Mel.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

Gracie and Blanche wonder what their husbands are getting them for Christmas.

Jack becomes locked in the Tower of London.

Jeannie and Tony's plan to elope meets with strange opposition.

When Tony does not invite Jeannie to dinner, she bakes a cake that has strange effects on the guests.

Darrin asks for Samantha's help in influencing an important client.

The Stephens attend a lecture given by a man who makes a living out of debunking witchcraft.

On a jungle mission Binghamton (Joe Flynn) believes he has discovered the fountain of youth. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) sends McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men to sign a peace treaty with a tribe of headhunters.

Jim's over-reactive imagination takes control of his actions when he fears his daughter is about to elope.

Jim and Margaret go their separate ways when Margaret signs up for dancing lessons.

Mr. Wilson hopes he'll be his aunt's heir, but she seems to favor Dennis.

Dennis eludes a baby sitter to go to a movie.

Hazel sees her investment in a bakery rise to a healthy profit.

In George's absence, Hazel cares for his brother's household.

Darrin asks for Samantha's help in influencing an important client.

The Stephens attend a lecture given by a man who makes a living out of debunking witchcraft.

Jeannie and Tony's plan to elope meets with strange opposition.

When Tony does not invite Jeannie to dinner, she bakes a cake that has strange effects on the guests.

Jo finds it difficult to pay her share of transforming the attic into a loft.

Tootie undermines the competition when she auditions for her first Broadway show. Guest: pop singer Stacey Q.

Mrs. Naugatuck knows more than she's telling when Maude's priceless crystal bowl gets broken.

The biggest surprise at Walter's birthday party is his arrest for "lewd and lascivious" behavior.

After Benson decides to run for lieutenant governor, he learns that a major supporter expects to be repaid with political favors.

Just as Benson's campaign money runs out, an unexpected benefactor arrives on the scene.

Alex grows attached to an unwed, pregnant woman when he attends a natural birth class with Elyse.

Mallory's family and friends seem to be taking the death of her favorite aunt too lightly.

Stephanie's grandmother arrives on Christmas Eve wanting to take custody of Stephanie.

Murray's gambling techniques place Barney and Archie at odds with each other.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.