One boy is determined to stand up against the odds and keep the coach.

Bentley is disturbed by girls pursuing guys.

A family captures "martian" Tim (Bill Bixby) when he and Martin head to the desert. Guest star: Linda Evans.

Martin (Ray Walston) mistakes a hobo (guest star Guy Marks) for a martian scout and introduces him to soap, water and a lovely widow (guest star Amzie Strickland). With Bill Bixby.

Danny retaliates when the object of his affections admits that she is in love with Keith.

The school newspaper is collecting items for an auction; Danny accidentally grabs the box with Laurie's items to contribute; her personal diary falls into the hands of the editor of the school newspaper; the editor threatens to publish it.

Rick finds a fast friend when he meets Dexter's nephew, Alfonso.

Unforgettable experiences and lessons make up Rick's first day of school.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Henry and his boss set out to capture the crooks who stole Sara's purse.

Tom's latest business trip may be his last if Helen finds out who he's traveling with.

George's latest deal makes him an unlikely hero.

George and Louise have a huge fight on the day they are to be interviewed about their "perfect" marriage.

George catches "disco fever.".

After Benson decides to run for lieutenant governor, he learns that a major supporter expects to be repaid with political favors.

Just as Benson's campaign money runs out, an unexpected benefactor arrives on the scene.

Vera ends up in the hospital when she attempts to save some baby birds.

Jolene's whirlwind wedding plans come unglued when she becomes stuck to Mel.

A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night.

A prisoner stages a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Dietrich aids a psychiatric patient; Barney refuses his latest nomination for promotion to deputy inspector.

Maude and Walter are reminded of their stormy courtship days while watching election results on television.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Archie ruins Stephanie's chance to attend her first dance.

Stephanie's candid shots are too revealing.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Pearl meets "Mr. Right" (Charles Lampkin) in a singles bar.

Actor Peter Falk; actor Victoria Principal; actor Robert Klein; Linda Monteleone.

Fred Scuttle; medieval minstrel.

French schoolboy Gaston; newscaster.

Dying Southern patriarch Big Poppa.

Jessica tries to seduce El Puerco; Gwen tells Danny that she loves him; Danny needs a new kidney; Mary tells Jodie and Danny that they have different fathers.

Mary tells Burt about her relationship with Chester; Jodie asks Maggie to marry him; Dutch and Eunice try to spice up their sex life; Mary remembers why Chester left her.

Mary tells Jessica that Chester is Danny's father; Burt becomes an overnight hero; Danny and Chester prepare for kidney transplant surgery.

Mary tells Burt about her relationship with Chester; Jodie asks Maggie to marry him; Dutch and Eunice try to spice up their sex life; Mary remembers why Chester left her.

After Benson decides to run for lieutenant governor, he learns that a major supporter expects to be repaid with political favors.

Just as Benson's campaign money runs out, an unexpected benefactor arrives on the scene.

Bud learns a lesson in safety when he is sentenced to crossing-guard duty for dangerous driving habits.

Bud's heroic deed was really an accident.

Gracie wrongfully assumes that Ronnie is too bashful to ask a girl for a date.

Gracie uses Harry Morton's rare stamp to mail a letter.

Dennis sneaks out on his babysitter to go to the movies where his parents are and causes trouble at the theatre.

Dennis' thrifty ways lead the neighbors to believe the Mitchells are broke.

Dennis hopes to land a role in the village pageant.

A rare warbler moves into Dennis' treehouse.

Dennis' dog-sitting charge ruins a painting.

Dennis is afraid he will lose his pet bees.

Dennis plays matchmaker while trying to sell valentines.

Mr. Wilson hopes to get away from Dennis by holding a rock-collecting contest.

Mr. Wilson's plan to keep Dennis in his own house and away from him by teaching him to collect money backfires.

Dennis hears that Miss Cathcart needs a good friend.

Dennis picks Mr. Wilson as the subject for an essay about his best friend.

Dennis decides to enter a soapbox derby, after being taunted by a neighbor boy and his father; Mr. Wilson and Henry Mitchell help build the race car; a last second change is made and the winner of the derby is a surprise to everyone.

Dennis takes pictures of Mr. Wilson's night-blooming flowers.

Mr. Wilson sets out to prove he deserves the Good Citizen award.

Henry gets a ticket for stepping on grass.

Mr. Wilson helps Dennis with his school play.

A mischievous child antagonizes his neighbor.

Mishaps arise when Dennis promises to remain silent.

Mr. Wilson sets out to win the prize for the best performance in Dennis' play.

Mr. Wilson's uncle, a fitness fanatic, attempts to get Henry and Wilson in shape.

Wilson plans a quiet evening with his coin collection.

Dennis thinks a marriage has been arranged for him.

Dennis jumps to conclusions when he hears the Wilsons arguing.

The Mitchells believe that Mr. Wilson lost his money in the stock market.

Archie faces a life alone after Edith's death.

Archie and Stephanie find it difficult to deal with Edith's death.

Archie decides to move out of the house and into an apartment despite Stephanie's objections.

Archie has a hard time finding a housekeeper.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Alex transforms Jennifer's rock band into a '40s-style swing group.

Mallory and Alex enter and compete in a WKS sponsored scholarship contest.

Joe and Helen must stay in a cabin where Alex and Brian hoped to consummate their relationship.

A black eye and discolored hair turn Helen's dream date into a nightmare.

Frustrated with his life, Joe explodes in anger and leaves town.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

Becker kicks himself for helping out Jake by treating his persnickety grandmother when her doctor dies.

Reggie's psychology class experiment proves that Becker gives preferential treatment to his attractive female patients.

Becker discovers that, unbeknown to them, Reggie and Linda are dating the same man.

While at dinner, Becker accidentally blurts out confidential information about his godson to the boy's father.

John stands up a date (Elayne Boosler) to go out with another.

The group invests in a speculative real estate deal through a self-proclaimed reformed friend of Kirk's.

Junior soap opera writer Mary Beth daydreams about John's problems during a One-Two-One Club meeting.

John (Judd Hirsch) is suddenly willing to take risks after a near-death experience in an elevator. With Jere Burns and Jane Carr.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Gracie concocts a wild tale of robbery when one of George's suits turns up missing.

Harry Von Zell tells George he is about to be married with hopes that he may get a raise.

Jack and Carol Burnett play Tarzan and Jane.

After a spat, Jack tries to find a replacement for Don.

Gruber gets himself in hot water when he tells his girlfriend he is a lieutenant commander.

The whole crew faces court-martial unless they can locate a girl with a heart-shaped beauty mark on her ankle.

When Bud is stopped for reckless driving, he fears he will lose his license.

A magazine writer is asked to write an article on the Anderson family.

Dennis is determined to cure Mr. Wilson's writer's block.

Wilson causes an uproar when he wants to eat the chicken he won at Dennis' school.

Hazel passes up an audition to run Mr. Griffin's birthday party.

Hazel and the Baxters decide that telling lies sets a bad example for Harold.

Darrin insists that Samantha return an expensive coat; Endora places a spell on Darrin.

Darrin's jilted high-school sweetheart reappears just as Samantha loses her powers.

Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears.

Tony suggest Jeannie write a book; Jeannie write a book and puts Tony's name on it.

A 7-year-old boy refuses to leave his apartment during an evacuation.

Natalie upsets Tootie by dating Tootie's cousin.

A young widow starting a new life in Phoenix gets a job as a waitress at a roadside diner.

Mel's college buddy Jack Newhouse comes to visit. Flo senses the attraction between Jack and Alice and pushes them to go on a date.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

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The men deal with an abandoned baby when the women spend a weekend at a health spa.

Florence tries to make herself interesting.

Louise and George each try to duck out of celebrating their wedding anniversary.

A sudden cold spell throws the Jeffersons, the Willises, Florence and Mr. Bentley into one crowded apartment.

Lionel keeps a secret from his parents.

Wojo submits to hypnosis to aid his memory; An inventor at an electronics company breaks into his company's safe.

A thick fog envelopes New York causing a burglar to break into a Christian Science Reading Room by mistake.

Margaret begins to regret her decision to become a nurse instead of a singer; Linda gives out flu shots while Becker searches for Margaret.

Chris urges Becker to take a trip to Bermuda during a cold snap in the Big Apple, but mishaps turn the trip into a nightmare.

Actor Alexandra Paul; actor Patrick Swayze; Whitney Brown.

Joe convinces Helen to allow a world-famous architect (Edward Herrmann) to design their new home; Sandpiper Air gets a new mechanic with a disturbing secret.

Brian goes on an eating binge when Joe passes on playing in an annual football game.

Drew and Kellie get cold feet about their impending parenthood.

Lewis and Oswald make it difficult for Drew to stop drinking during Kellie's pregnancy. Guest star: Reichen Lehmkuhl.

Darrin insists that Samantha return an expensive coat; Endora places a spell on Darrin.

Darrin's jilted high-school sweetheart reappears just as Samantha loses her powers.

Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears.

Tony suggest Jeannie write a book; Jeannie write a book and puts Tony's name on it.

A young widow starting a new life in Phoenix gets a job as a waitress at a roadside diner.

Mel's college buddy Jack Newhouse comes to visit. Flo senses the attraction between Jack and Alice and pushes them to go on a date.

Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.

Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.

Ronnie's selling razors at a department store for the holidays, and Gracie thinks she should boost his sales.

Gracie tries to find a date for a salegirl.

Gangsters hold Jack for ransom; guest George Burns.

Jack has a nightmare about changing identities with Peter Lorre.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns McHale (Ernest Borgnine) as temporary base commander in hopes of having him transferred. With Tim Conway.

McHale and his men rescue a visiting sultan and his three daughters.

Betty is dismayed when she realizes that she has never won first place in any event.

Kathy is terrified when she realizes that a white lie she started has snowballed.

Dennis' shadowboxing abilities allow him to outsmart a bully.

An initiation may bar Dennis from a club.

Mr. Griffin employs a lovesick cook from Scotland.

The Baxters doubt the veracity of Hazel's nephew Walter.

With the help of Samantha and Endora, Darrin becomes a great golfer, and almost loses his job.

Aunt Clara tries a spell that backfires and throws Samantha's voice out of sync.

Tony says Roger can have one wish, but he spills coffee on Tony and wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a shirt that is indestructible.

Jeannie sends a double of Tony to a conference; The other Tony goes to France.

Jo learns a lesson in politics when she is elected to the Langley College Board of Regents.

Natalie's father dies unexpectedly.

Alice learns that her late husband named another woman as his life-insurance beneficiary.

Alice makes quite an impression after a one-night singing engagement in a local nightclub.

Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.

Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.

Coached by Alex, Jennifer presents a class speech, but she doesn't know what she is talking about.

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.

Brenda is tempted to plagiarize an essay to win a role in a rock video.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year.".

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

An unfulfilled request in his father's will leads George on an unusual search.

Expectant father Lionel's actions shock the Jeffersons and the Willises.

A man admits that he killed his barber after a bad haircut; and a woman decides to cancel the murder contract she put out on her husband; The 12th precinct becomes a homicide squad.

The detectives attempt to find the hapless husband before the hit man does; and Harris makes a pass at the station's new crime photographer.

Becker gets caught up on the other side of town and must cancel a dinner with an old college friend.

A patient (Mary Steenburgen) fails to ruffle Becker's feathers; Jake leaves his newsstand to an unlikely person; Linda finds a new beau (Antonio Sabato Jr.).

Flutist James Galway; Myrtle Young.

Helen is irate when Joe alters the architectural plans for their house without consulting her; after their fight, Joes dreams that he and Helen die in a plane crash.

Helen and Joe test their parenting skills while baby-sitting a friend's 6-year-old daughter.

Drew cannot understand why his nephew, Gus, has suddenly begun to act up in his presence, and Kellie starts to worry that Drew will not make a good father.

Kellie's plan to have Drew make friends with his new neighbor (French Stewart) backfires.

With the help of Samantha and Endora, Darrin becomes a great golfer, and almost loses his job.

Aunt Clara tries a spell that backfires and throws Samantha's voice out of sync.

Tony says Roger can have one wish, but he spills coffee on Tony and wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a shirt that is indestructible.

Jeannie sends a double of Tony to a conference; The other Tony goes to France.

Alice learns that her late husband named another woman as his life-insurance beneficiary.

Alice makes quite an impression after a one-night singing engagement in a local nightclub.

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.

George is a pawn in Gracie's scheme to convince Ronnie of the value of an education.

George mistakenly evicts the guests of honor from a costume party.

Martha Tilton and Jack reminisce about the USO.

Rita Moreno and Jack appear in a film set in Barcelona.

Binghamton's (Joe Flynn) laughing-gas induced joviality amuses all but the admiral (guest star Bill Quinn). With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

A court-martial board tries Parker (Tim Conway) for the theft of Binghamton's wallet. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Frank asks Margaret's help to romance a girl.

The Andersons are initially disappointed with Jim's surprise.

Henry's hand gets stuck in a pickle jar.

Trouble arises when Dennis is taught how to use a voodoo doll.

Mr. Griffin goes too far in arranging his nephew's wedding.

Stockholder Hazel voices discontent when the product fails.

Samantha's simultaneous appearance in Chicago and New York almost costs Darrin his job.

Tabitha conjures up a dodo bird; Endora's magic is mysteriously transferred to Aunt Clara.

Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie for a drive, she decides to go out herself.

Tony is horrified when Mrs Bellows decides she would like Jeannie's bottle and persuades her to make a copy of it. But the two identical bottles are accidentally switched, and Tony must race against time to save Jeannie from a corking.

Blair can't deal with Jo's increasing popularity.

Blair has to compete for her boyfriend's attention when a movie star enrolls at Langley College.

When an obscene caller threatens Alice's life on an answering machine, she decides to take Flo's advice and get a gun.

While Mel is on vacation, Alice takes over the diner with disastrous results.

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

A challenge to a boxing match humbles George's big mouth and matching ego.

All the preparations for Jenny's baby make Florence want a child of her own.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

Wojo and Dietrich respond to a complaint lodged against a delegate from the 1976 Democratic convention.

The squad's new member insinuates that the detectives are corrupt; and a refugee complains that their methods are hazardous to his health.

Dedicated Dr. John Becker has a heart of gold and an opinion on everything.

Becker is irked by a diabetic patient (Peter Siragusa) who refuses to monitor his condition.

Actor Buddy Hackett; musician Morris Goldberg.

Helen thinks that the man (Pat Hingle) claiming to be Joe and Brian's long-lost grandfather is an impostor.

Helen invites a surprise guest attends Roy's birthday party - the gay son (Abraham Benrubi) he has not seen in six years.

When Drew is unable to raise enough money to finance Kellie's dream vacation to Italy, he visits Lewis' cut-rate travel agent (Fred Willard).

Kellie suggests that Drew and her father go into business together as a way of bonding, but it might have the opposite effect.

Samantha's simultaneous appearance in Chicago and New York almost costs Darrin his job.

Tabitha conjures up a dodo bird; Endora's magic is mysteriously transferred to Aunt Clara.

Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie for a drive, she decides to go out herself.

Tony is horrified when Mrs Bellows decides she would like Jeannie's bottle and persuades her to make a copy of it. But the two identical bottles are accidentally switched, and Tony must race against time to save Jeannie from a corking.

When an obscene caller threatens Alice's life on an answering machine, she decides to take Flo's advice and get a gun.

While Mel is on vacation, Alice takes over the diner with disastrous results.

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.

At the same time Gracie convinces George to take an interest in his hobbies, Ronnie takes up bullfighting.

Gracie helps a plain coed get a date with Ronnie.

Frankie Avalon tells how he became a guest on the show.

Connie Francis appears in a skit about Stephen Foster.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns a British bumbler who is responsible for sinking three ships to McHale's unit. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Parker pretends to be a senator's nephew in order to get a promotion.

Bud tells Jim that he would like to work for him when he gets out of college.

Betty secretly plans to help Bud out of a jam he's gotten himself into.

Dennis thinks a marriage has been arranged for him.

Dennis jumps to conclusions when he hears the Wilsons arguing.

Hazel manages to have the water heater fixed and help George with his business on her day off.

Deirdre fears Hazel will ruin the social event of the season.

Darrin invites his client to dinner at his house to meet Endora.

Darrin has a surprise for Samantha; Endora makes Darrin's ears grow every time he lies.

Tony is offered a job in the private sector and wonders what it would be like if he accepted.

Tony realizes how much he needs Jeannie when he thinks he has lost her.

Blair dreams of the future for herself and her friends.

Sparks fly when Tootie and her mother find it difficult to communicate.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

En route to surprise Lester with a work-site birthday party, Mary and Sandra are accosted by a biker gang.

Dylan's cleaning-crazy mother (Charlotte Rae) moves in after leaving his father.

George's attempts to get out of a painting party land him in the state mental institution.

A television documentary on Louise's success with a suicide hotline could lead to a deadly failure.

Feeling out of place with Helen's old school friends, Tom turns to George for help.

George says he's found a perfect baby-shower gift.

A woman complains when her apartment building has become nudist; and a confused vet blames his condition on exposure to Agent Orange in Vietnam.

Dorsey plays big brother to a young prostitute; Harris solicits stock tips from a well-heeled call girl; and Dietrich explores celibacy.

Conversations and circumstances make Becker painfully aware of his lack of a sex life.

Reggie distributes misinformation to Becker and Jake when they pry into her personal affairs.

Comic Tim Conway; Kevin Rooney; Jester Hairston; Donald O. Cram.

Having learned some disheartening facts about her groom-to-be (Norman Lloyd), Fay gets cold feet at the altar.

In Joe and Brian's absence, Antonio fills in at the airline desk and creates a public relations disaster.

Drew and Lewis back a souped-up greyhound that is the subject of a clandestine DrugCo experiment, making it unbeatable at the track.

Drew cannot bring himself to cover for bus driver Tony (Bill Cobbs) after an accident, so he gets Scott to give Tony a different job.

Darrin invites his client to dinner at his house to meet Endora.

Darrin has a surprise for Samantha; Endora makes Darrin's ears grow every time he lies.

Tony is offered a job in the private sector and wonders what it would be like if he accepted.

Tony realizes how much he needs Jeannie when he thinks he has lost her.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

George takes an aptitude test to determine what career he should pursue outside of show business.

Gracie plans to trick George into a Palm Springs vacation by having a doctor advise the trip for George's health.

Jack answers request letters sent by his fans.

Carol Burnett plays a Southern belle to Jack's slick riverboat gambler.

On a jungle mission Binghamton (Joe Flynn) believes he has discovered the fountain of youth. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) sends McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men to sign a peace treaty with a tribe of headhunters.

A $500 check arrives as reward for a kindness.

The Andersons enter a picture contest with the winners going to Hawaii.

Distributor Dennis loses circulars.

Dennis serves as a judge in a trial in which Mr. Wilson is the defendant.

A professor of law bears a torch for the love of his youth.

Hazel runs into problems when she tries to get to a shoe sale early.

After his servant is stolen, Lord Montdrako puts a spell on Darrin.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Tony needs Sammy Davis Jr. to entertain for Gen. Peterson's 10th anniversary celebration at NASA; Jeannie helps.

When Jeannie's nightmare comes true, Tony shrinks to six inches tall.

Blair takes away all her cousin Geri's responsibilities in planning a charity auction.

Jo's Brooklyn boyfriend returns unexpectedly.

Alice and Flo come to the rescue when Vera decides that life isn't worth living.

Flo tries to talk Alice out of accepting a marriage proposal.

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

Lester tries to dissuade Calvin from joining the Army.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Jenny goes into labor without Lionel.

George, Lionel and Tom baby-sit newborn Jessica.

George wants a big party for his 50th birthday, but no one else seems interested.

Dietrich is plagued by guilt after he's forced to use his gun to stop a robbery; and a playwright assaults an incompetent actor.

A burglar celebrates his fiftieth year in crime; Someone is leaking squad room infractions to Internal Affairs.

Becker regrets going on a blind date; Reggie dates a man who is just too nice.

Fate intervenes when Becker agrees to attend a hockey game with one patient and help another plan her funeral.

Actor Sean Connery; actor Keenen Ivory Wayans.

During a Valentine's Day flight from Boston, Brian finds himself instantly attracted to his sole passenger.

Helen finds out that her fiance (Mark Harelik) is returning from Asia with the intention of marrying her.

When Drew's wayward brother sneaks back to Ohio, Drew tries to reunite him with Mimi in a last-ditch effort to get her out of the house.

Drew charms a pregnant Kellie into feeling intimate, but then images of their baby hamper his desire.

After his servant is stolen, Lord Montdrako puts a spell on Darrin.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Tony needs Sammy Davis Jr. to entertain for Gen. Peterson's 10th anniversary celebration at NASA; Jeannie helps.

When Jeannie's nightmare comes true, Tony shrinks to six inches tall.

Alice and Flo come to the rescue when Vera decides that life isn't worth living.

Flo tries to talk Alice out of accepting a marriage proposal.

Betty faces a dilemma when a promise threatens to keep her from winning the Flower Queen title.

Kathy is nervous when she learns that she is to compete in the county spelling contest.

Gracie visits a matrimonial bureau to seek help for bachelor Ronnie.

A fortune teller predicts a windfall for George, so Gracie goes on a premature shopping spree.

Jayne Mansfield takes a Hawaiian cruise with Jack.

Jack has to complete a test to get his driver's license and is accused of cheating when another man looks at his test.

Jack and Suzi visit South Africa's Thula Thula reserve, known for its work saving African elephants.

Jack's favorite gorilla treks from Rwanda's Virunga Mountains; veterinarians work with wild gorillas; a special orphanage.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Bentley and gang stay at an estate in London.

Bentley displays several reasons why you should not lie.

Martin must find a way to recover an ancient Aztec Chest which contains a record of a former earth visit.

While using the time machine, Tim and Martin unwittingly intercept the delivery of the Magna Carta to King John.

Laurie embarrasses Keith by defending him from the school bully.

Shirley gets a speeding ticket on her way to receive a Mother-of-the-Year award.

On a stormy Halloween night, Alfonso, Rick and Freddy make up their own horror story.

Rick plays Cupid when he introduces Grandfather Stratton to his history teacher (Barbara Billingsley).

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Jenny goes into labor without Lionel.

George, Lionel and Tom baby-sit newborn Jessica.

George wants a big party for his 50th birthday, but no one else seems interested.

Benson, the governor and Kraus become involved in international espionage.

Benson attempts to rescue Clayton, Kraus and the governor from a Hong Kong fashion tycoon.

Elliot ignores Vera while he plays the piano for his friends.

Mel has always disliked the idea of providing handicap access, until he ends up in a wheelchair himself with two sprained ankles.

Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

Maude's unexpected announcement that she is pregnant brings divergent reactions from Carol and Walter.

Maude and Walter try to decide what to do about her unexpected pregnancy.

Stephanie wants to try out for her school's baseball team.

Archie's determined to keep an intruder out of his storeroom.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Mary goes shopping leaving ailing Lester in Brenda's care.

Actress Jane Fonda; actor Orson Bean; actor Skip Stephenson; Dr. Michael Fox.

Muted soccer fan; "Name That Tune" spoof.

Fred Scuttle; Roman Emperor Claudius.

Georgian dance; Victorian actor.

Burt alienates his family; Jessica forgives Chester, but not Mary; Saunders has a plan to rescue Jodie; a hood threatens Gwen.

Jodie and Wendy are saved; Jodie consults a psychiatrist.

Jessica and El Puerco become lovers; Chester and Annie wed.

Chester goes mad with jealousy; Danny and Annie turn to each other for comfort; Mary insists that Scotty is not normal; Jodie's psychiatrist brings Julius home.

Benson, the governor and Kraus become involved in international espionage.

Benson attempts to rescue Clayton, Kraus and the governor from a Hong Kong fashion tycoon.

Bud wants his donation to be known.

The Andersons agree to let Betty baby-sit for a neighborhood child.

Gracie tries to start a fight with George to save their marriage.

Gracie must get George out of the house so she can redecorate.

Johnny Carson sings, dances and does magic.

Clint Walker teaches Jack to be a two-fisted he-man.

Parker (Tim Conway) disguises himself as a WAC when McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men try to play Cupid.

Binghamton's plan to film McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men at a wild party backfires. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Mr. Wilson bets on a frog-jumping contest.

Dennis tries to cheer up an ill Mr. Wilson.

Bentley decides to tighten the family budget.

A woodpecker keeps Bentley awake all night.

Mrs. Brown loses her breadth and to protect her, Martin pastes her onto a picture canvas.

Martin and Tim travel back to 1925 where Tim is chosen for the lead in a silent movie.

Keith escorts a princess around the United States.

Reuben and Danny tackle their respective vices.

Kate makes an attempt at flying the gang through the Bermuda Triangle.

Rick, Kate, Dexter, Alfonso and Edward battle Mother Nature after their plane crashes on a deserted island.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Burt alienates his family; Jessica forgives Chester, but not Mary; Saunders has a plan to rescue Jodie; a hood threatens Gwen.

Jodie and Wendy are saved; Jodie consults a psychiatrist.

Jessica and El Puerco become lovers; Chester and Annie wed.

Chester goes mad with jealousy; Danny and Annie turn to each other for comfort; Mary insists that Scotty is not normal; Jodie's psychiatrist brings Julius home.

Maude finds Walter very uncooperative as they prepare to go to a dinner party.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Veronica and her co-workers walk off the job after Archie turns down their request to form a union.

A young health inspector eyes Veronica.

When Murray's former wife stops by, everyone's surprised that she's not the person Murray described her to be.

Archie's housekeeper finds a way to get Archie to take Stephanie on a camping trip.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Jennifer's grades suffer when she sets out to win a boy's (Wil Wheaton) admiration.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

Helen and Joe have very different reactions when former classmate Sandy Cooper (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to re-create prom night with Joe.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

Joe and Brian finally get up the nerve to tell Lowell to move out.

Becker can't sleep because his television doesn't work, but he mysteriously refuses to get another one.

Becker's strange suspicion about bad omens seemingly proves true when a patient has a heart attack at the gym.

Against his lawyer's advice, Becker can't help but fight a malpractice suit brought against him by a heart patient.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

John's (Judd Hirsch) plans for a romantic skiing weekend go awry when he discovers he is broke. Guest star: Christine Cattell.

John (Judd Hirsch) endangers his financial future when he overextends his credit to impress his girlfriend (Christine Cattell).

John (Judd Hirsch) joins the writing staff of Mary Beth's (Susan Walters) soap opera.

John must choose between friendship and health when the doctor tells him that Kirk is the cause of his stomach pains.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Gracie's error could cost George a fortune.

Gracie tells George she lost her engagement ring in the sink.

Jack competes with Robert Goulet for a woman's attention.

Ed Sullivan and Jack play opposing attorneys in a murder trial.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men impersonate international playboys in an attempt to help Binghamton (Joe Flynn). With Tim Conway.

McHale's men put Christy (Gary Vinson) in a sack and mail him home to see his baby daughter. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Margaret gets a tutor for Bud to help him with his English class.

Betty chastizes her friends for poking fun at a college student.

The Mitchells believe that Mr. Wilson lost his money in the stock market.

To research an article, Wilson lives with gypsies.

Hazel leads a highway commission on a nature walk.

Hazel encourages George's mother to open a gardening business.

Samantha's old boyfriend Rollo appears; Endora drinks a love potion intended for Samantha.

Samantha takes revenge when Darrin's ex-fiancee upstages her.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

The shaky marriage of Mrs. Garrett's son may spell trouble for Edna's Edibles.

Summer exploits are the topic of discussion when the gang returns from vacation.

Alice is torn between letting her son be "one of the boys" and compromising her principles.

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

Mary makes a regrettable phone call after a would-be client (Ronnie Schell) turns down Lester's construction bid.

Brenda, prevented from throwing a party at the Jenkins, decides to hold the party in the landlord's vacant apartment.

Louise's jealousy upsets the plans for her and George's 30th anniversary.

The bank refuses to give Lionel and Jenny a loan.

George's expansion plans threaten a local bar.

George and Louise look back on their start in the dry-cleaning business.

A veteran radio journalist roughs up an insipid TV news anchor; and Harris produces an undercover porno movie.

The precinct is the setting for the premiere of Harris' porn film; a blind man is mugged; and a overzealous charity collector stages a holdup.

Becker takes matters into his own hands after the city fails to fix a flickering streetlight outside of his apartment..

Becker is skeptical when Reggie suggests acupuncture as a treatment for his aching back.

Actor Irv Kupcinet; actress Sandy Duncan; Steve Mittleman.

Joe's dismay over Sandy Cooper's (Valerie Mahaffey) return to the island prompts Helen to take him to a psychiatrist.

Antonio takes a job as a chauffeur for businessman Don DeCarlo, who Joe and Brian think is a mobster.

Drew puts his plan to propose to Kellie on hold when he finds out her parents (Michael Gross, Susan Sullivan) are getting a divorce.

Drew tries to finance a retro department store, and his investor wants Drew to conceal a mistress from his wife and father-in-law.

Samantha's old boyfriend Rollo appears; Endora drinks a love potion intended for Samantha.

Samantha takes revenge when Darrin's ex-fiancee upstages her.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

Alice is torn between letting her son be "one of the boys" and compromising her principles.

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Ronnie gets in trouble when Gracie has her plumber's four daughters staying at their house.

Gracie's scheme to keep one of Ronnie's USC classmates in school brings the gang to Houston.

Don pretends to have a broken leg.

Jack crashes a set where James Stewart is working.

Parker (Tim Conway) is a one-man lookout on an island the enemy uses for target practice. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

McHale's prisoner of war falls in love with a native chief's daughter.

Betty finds that she is competing with the same young man for several positions.

Bud tries to impress a girl in Chicago with money he does not have.

Dennis may lose his chance to pitch in the big game.

Wilson brings a chimp from San Diego to the town zoo.

The new local symphony conductor wants only male musicians.

George chides Hazel for believing in superstitious good-luck charms.

Endora returns Darrin to his bachelor days to prove that he would be happier single.

Samantha's cousin is arrested at a love-in and gets her picture in the paper.

Jeannie's spell gets Tony to propose; Tony and Roger see their future married life.

Tony cannot change history when Jeannie takes him to Napoleon's court.

Jo's pizza business does better than she planned.

Natalie takes a risk when she chooses computer dating as the subject of her term paper.

Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Lester (Hal Williams) falls asleep in church and has a bizarre dream of his journey to heaven with Mary.

When a boastful Lester gets his own radio show, Mary decides to burst his bubble.

George tells Jessica a medieval bedtime story.

George and Tom challenge each other to a marathon.