Actor McLean Stevenson; comedian Bobby Kelton; model Christie Brinkley; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Brian is lambasted on a talk show in which ex-flame Alex (Farrah Forke) appears.

Casey decides to become Lowell's representative to promote his art pieces made from junk; Brian takes a rude photo.

Lisa is upset after Drew inadvertently sours her fiance's view of marriage; Lewis and Oswald play elves.

Drew (Drew Carey) grows concerned when his parents (guest stars Marion Ross, Stanley Anderson) move in with him after they lose their home.

Samantha's new baby raises eyebrows in the heavens and on earth.

Samantha's father is upset when his grandson isn't named after him.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Alice resorts to burglary when she can't convince Mel that charity begins at home.

Alice must scrimp to come up with money for Tommy's braces and Mel needs a new refrigerator. Flo finds a paper bag with $40,000 cash in it and it seems everyone's money woes are over.

Jack pretends he is well-to-do when he dates a wealthy socialite.

Jack is convinced that his new neighbor is one of London's most-wanted criminals.

Gracie turns the tables during a magic performance.

Gracie takes a dress to its designer in Paris for alterations.

Julie London and Jack sing to each other.

Jack wonders what it would have been like if he taught violin back in Waukegan.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) schemes to have McHale (Ernest Borgnine) transferred to the U.S. to instruct at a PT-boat school.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) enlists McHale's (Ernest Borgnine) aid in commandeering a native tribe to work on the Taratupa airstrip. With Tim Conway.

Bud tells Jim that he would like to work for him when he gets out of college.

Betty secretly plans to help Bud out of a jam he's gotten himself into.

Mr. Wilson's fortune cookie message leaves him wary about selling his coin collection.

Mr. Wilson tests the survival skills of Henry and Dennis in the forest.

Hazel comes to the aid of the Baxters' gardener when his work begins to slip.

Hazel gives up her day off to see to Dorothy's bridge luncheon.

Endora objects to Samantha's Halloween work for UNICEF; Darrin is turned into a hag witch by Endora.

Uncle Arthur does a classic rabbit in a hat trick, but instead of pulling out a rabbit, he pulls out a Playboy bunny.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Natalie takes a risk when she chooses computer dating as the subject of her term paper.

Tootie faces an important decision as she tries to gain her boyfriend's acceptance.

Alice is given the chance to star in a television commercial for Mel's diner.

Alice encounters a flasher and Flo faces a handsome ex-husband who wants another divorce.

Jack pretends he is well-to-do when he dates a wealthy socialite.

Jack is convinced that his new neighbor is one of London's most-wanted criminals.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

Alex attempts to find Mallory another boyfriend after she breaks up with Rick.

Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester.

After the apartment manager dies, Mary fears Sandra will become the new landlord.

George's decision to become the partner of an apparently fatherless boy leads him into the middle of a sensitive family problem.

George reflects back on the day the Jeffersons opened their first store.

George tries to launch Jenny's fashion career by arranging a "chance" meeting with a renowned fashion designer.

George plots to save Jefferson Cleaners from being overrun by his rival.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

Becker is ordered to attend therapy sessions with a psychologist (Rhea Perlman) who becomes a changed woman.

Actor Bob Newhart; actor Anthony Quinn; actress Julie Lynne Hayek.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

When Drew gets Lewis and Oswald evicted, the three bunk with Kate until Drew can get his parents to move out of his house.

Little Richard, Joe Walsh (guest starring as themselves) and most of Cleveland show up at Drew's (Drew Carey) party. Bernie Kosar and Mayor Michael White also guest star.

Endora objects to Samantha's Halloween work for UNICEF; Darrin is turned into a hag witch by Endora.

Uncle Arthur does a classic rabbit in a hat trick, but instead of pulling out a rabbit, he pulls out a Playboy bunny.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Alice is given the chance to star in a television commercial for Mel's diner.

Alice encounters a flasher and Flo faces a handsome ex-husband who wants another divorce.

Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

While in Paris, Gracie goes on a shopping spree for new clothes.

Everyday life in the world of George Burns and Gracie Allen.

Jack recalls how he found Mary.

Burglars sneak into Jack's bedroom.

A photographer (guest star Arte Johnson) is assigned to McHale's boat to take battle-action pictures. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

When a dead ringer for Binghamton (Joe Flynn in a dual role) is assigned to McHale's crew, the men are sure he is a spy. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

A $500 check arrives as reward for a kindness.

The Andersons enter a picture contest with the winners going to Hawaii.

Dennis is determined to make Mr. Wilson's Father's Day a happy one.

Dennis learns an important lesson when Henry becomes a hero.

George gives out a taxicab company's phone number as his own.

Romance abounds, and rebounds, when the Baxters get new neighbors.

Samantha must prevent Darrin from turning into a mouse at midnight.

Sam's father, Maurice, gives magic powers to Darrin, who proceeds to use them to land a difficult account.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

The girls cruise the streets of downtown Peekskill with hopes of spotting "Mr. Right.".

Mrs. Garrett hits the books again when she takes a Shakespeare class with Jo and Blair.

An elderly American Indian claims that the diner is built on his tribal burial grounds and announces that he has come there to die.

Mel hires a man to work at the diner for more money than he is paying the waitresses.

Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Mary holds a sidewalk sale to raise cash, but mistakenly sells Lester's favorite lamp.

Mary writes a letter to the White House complaining about potholes.

Lionel and Jenny's marriage is in trouble.

George gets Lionel to see a marriage counselor.

The new maid soon discovers that filling Florence's shoes as the Jeffersons' maid could be impossible.

Florence returns to the Jeffersons expecting her old job back when her shot at a new career fails.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

Everyone suffers when Becker decides to quit smoking cold turkey; a surveillance camera tracks Becker's moves as terrorizes his neighborhood.

Jake shocks everyone when he marries a woman he's known only 24 hours.

Actor George Carlin; Jon Pennington.

Helen turns to Roy for help after she discovers her divorce from Antonio was never finalized.

Antonio has lustful and romantic thoughts about his visiting cousin's neglected fiancee (Fabiana Udenio).

Drew updates the store's training video in hopes of getting a promotion, but Kate pulls a prank and ruins the video.

Drew's old classmate charms him into letting her move in with him, even after she starts causing trouble.

Samantha must prevent Darrin from turning into a mouse at midnight.

Sam's father, Maurice, gives magic powers to Darrin, who proceeds to use them to land a difficult account.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

An elderly American Indian claims that the diner is built on his tribal burial grounds and announces that he has come there to die.

Mel hires a man to work at the diner for more money than he is paying the waitresses.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.

Gracie thinks Ronnie has joined the Foreign Legion after he is dumped by his French girlfriend.

Gracie suspects George has had a secret night out.

Jack finds adventure when he takes the Beavers to the fair.

Jack is woken up early by a disc jockey and goes shopping for a suit.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew decide to adopt a little girl left behind by a hospital ship. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Lester (Carl Ballantine) trades $4 million for some native trinkets. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Margaret gets a tutor for Bud to help him with his English class.

Betty chastizes her friends for poking fun at a college student.

Dennis' fascination with UFOs lands Mr. Wilson in an embarrassing situation.

Mr. Wilson sets out to prove he deserves the Good Citizen award.

Hazel is persona non grata at a pajama party she has planned.

Cub Scout Harold rescues a boy frozen by fear high in a tree.

Darrin gives up his powers and lands the Bliss account anyway.

Esmeralda is reading Mother Goose to Tabitha, and ends up sneezing up the real Mother Goose.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Rumors spread across the campus when Jo is seen with her photography professor.

Jo's relationship with her professor grows more serious.

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

George tries to cure Tom of being conned.

George slips into deep trouble when he plans to recover $15,000 swindled from Tom.

George and Tom are in danger when three unexpected visitors call on them.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

Harris refuses to adhere to a deparment rule that requires all detectives to dress in full uniform one day a year.

John, Bob, Jake and Reggie are swindled by a man they think is homeless; Margaret regrets taking on a second job.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

Actor Patrick Swayze; comic Garry Shandling.

Joe and the men plan on a wild bachelor party in Atlantic City, while Helen decides to spend a quiet evening at home.

Brian and Casey's romantic plans may prevent Joe and Helen from having a perfect wedding.

Attorneys step in to settle a dispute when Drew leads an employee revolt over management's refusal to create a skywalk.

Drew (Drew Carey) loses his luggage and money while attending a convention in Las Vegas, but wins a wife. Guest stars: Brett Butler, Jerry Van Dyke, Joely Fisher and Jeremy Piven.

Darrin gives up his powers and lands the Bliss account anyway.

Esmeralda is reading Mother Goose to Tabitha, and ends up sneezing up the real Mother Goose.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Bud decides that he would be happier if he got his own apartment.

Jim is convinced that he has one foot in the grave.

George tries to keep a party a secret from Gracie.

Gracie becomes a literary maven to qualify for membership in the Ladies Club.

Jack is angry when Rochester sleeps through the show.

Jack's trip to Palm Springs goes awry.

An epic adventure to the Amazon jungles in Ecuador and Peru: pink dolphins, anacondas, caimans and baby tapirs.

Jack and Suzi spend the day inside Tanzania's famed Ngorongoro Crater, the dormant volcano home of hyenas, lions, hippos and wildebeest.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Bentley and Peter feel guilty about kenneling Jasper.

Bentley stages a fight to discourage Kelly's crush.

Martin gets amnesia and forgets his true identity, causing him to use his powers in public.

Martin levitates a new piece from the art museum.

Laurie vies for homecoming queen against a guy.

Danny pretends to be Jewish to date a rabbi's daughter.

Rick finds out that his basketball hero is suspended for using drugs.

Rick tries to help a single mother by finding a husband for her.

Bothered by constant distractions at home, Henry decides to find a studio in which to work.

Henry discovers the true value of friendship and family in the days following his father's death.

The Hawaiian islands call to George and Louise.

George thinks he's found his paradise in Hawaii.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

In the midst of an economic crisis, the governor allows Katie to go on her first date.

A former street gang is hired to paint the mansion for an upcoming visit from the Queen of England.

Jolene thinks her brother is up to one of his schemes when he sells Mel a worm farm.

Mel's diner suddenly becomes popular after Alice spots a UFO.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

Luger is despondent with his new assignment in the Twelfth; a man robs a liquor store with a duelist's pistol; and a citizen steals a TV from the police vault.

Vivian's pleasure at Arthur's sudden burst of amorous behavior soon turns to panic.

Maude fires Mrs. Naugatuck and insists that she leave immediately.

Murray's daughter, whom he never mentioned, arrives for a visit.

Murray and Archie plan on protecting their bar from a neighborhood robber.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

Announcer Dick Enberg; animal expert Joan Embery; actor Red Buttons; actor Richard Benjamin.

Mind reader; royal messenger; handyman.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Ingrid is Corinne's mother; the sheriff makes another arrest.

Jessica is arrested for Peter's murder, and her lawyer refuses to defend her.

Burt begins to exhibit strange behavior; Father Tim has bad news for Corinne.

Dr. Medlow wants to commit Burt; Eunice's hiding from Marilyn.

In the midst of an economic crisis, the governor allows Katie to go on her first date.

A former street gang is hired to paint the mansion for an upcoming visit from the Queen of England.

After Bud gets a summons to appear at the police station, the family panics.

Jim's plans to celebrate Thanksgiving fall apart.

A psychiatrist (Dabbs Greer) meets his mental match in Gracie.

Gracie and Blanche try to intercept a phone call at the hotel switchboard..

While Mel is on vacation, Alice takes over the diner with disastrous results.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

Mel is disappointed when an expected surprise party for his 50th birthday never happens.

The diner has lost money and Mel's accountant suggests he fire one of the waitresses. It soon becomes a competition to see who won't get fired.

Alice and her boyfriend offer Flo and Vera tickets to a charity ball.

Mel's brother, an old flame of Flo's, shows up after his third divorce.

Alice auditions for a role in a local theatrical production and winds up falling for the director.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Mel saves Christmas for all of his friends when he turns into a real Santa Claus.

Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.

Mel's chance to meet Dolly Parton is almost ruined by a fish.

Mel kisses Vera, Vera takes the kiss seriously, not realizing it was just a ploy to make Marie jealous.

Alice impresses the leader of a biker gang when she stands up to him for refusing to pay his check.

Mel gives asylum to a defecting towel boy for the Russian ballet.

Tommy finds himself on the other side of the law when he and a college pal indulge in some wild reveling.

Vera believes she's responsible for the fire that swept through her landlord's apartment.

Jolene realizes her childhood dream of becoming a flight attendant.

Vera kidnaps a circus horse when she believes it is being mistreated.

Mel's in for a surprise when he falls for a radio disc jockey.

Vera and Elliot rent their spare room to their tyranical one-time landlady.

Archie ruins Stephanie's chance to attend her first dance.

Stephanie's candid shots are too revealing.

Stephanie wants to try out for her school's baseball team.

Archie's determined to keep an intruder out of his storeroom.

When Skippy learns that he is adopted, Alex accompanies him to meet his real mother.

Certain that he will be named class valedictorian, Alex becomes dismayed when his girlfriend wins the honor instead.

Jennifer reflects on her past and future while in the hospital for a tonsillectomy.

Elyse starts neglecting her family when she is hired by a top architectural firm.

Aspiring cellist Helen tries to arrange an audition with a honeymooning symphony conductor (guest star David Ogden Stiers).

Unpopular Roy attempts to be sociable after inviting himself on Brian and Joe's fishing trip.

A forgotten classmate asks Joe to be the best man at his wedding.

The brothers once again vie for Helen's attention, this time with extravagant birthday gifts.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

A beautiful woman (Nicollette Sheridan) whispers sweet nothings in Becker's ear during a six-hour flight to Las Vegas; a plastic surgeon (Gilbert Gottfried) takes over Becker's practice while he is away.

Margaret begins to regret her decision to become a nurse instead of a singer; Linda gives out flu shots while Becker searches for Margaret.

John's (Judd Hirsch) ex-wife (Carlene Watkins) wants to pretend they are still married to get their son into prep school.

John (Judd Hirsch) deals with a fading rock star (guest star Trevor Eve). Freddie Garrity of Freddie and the Dreamers also guest stars.

Kirk (Jere Burns) thinks he has found the ideal wife. With Judd Hirsch.

A gay man (guest star Cleavon Little) falls in love with John (Judd Hirsch).

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

With his parents away, a benevolent Ronnie decides to share the house with some of his college friends.

Gracie tries to help when Ronnie must write a paper on his favorite Shakespearean play.

Jack gets a massage, then takes Gertrude to dinner.

Don talks Jack into prospecting for uranium.

McHale's crew stages an old-fashioned hoedown to cheer up Willy.

McHale looks for a way to straighten out the 10-year-old son of an admiral.

Betty finds that she is competing with the same young man for several positions.

Bud tries to impress a girl in Chicago with money he does not have.

Henry gets a ticket for stepping on grass.

Wilson forgets the combination to his safe.

George fails to vote for a proposition he has endorsed.

George's client demands Hazel be fired when she opposes his factory plans.

Darrin is freed from his agreeable spell and gets his old job back.

Esmeralda conjures up Santa Claus and his elves; Tabitha convinces Sidney that Santa is real.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

The school computer spurts out advice when Blair and Jo become embroiled in a fight.

Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Mel injures his back at Alice's apartment and has to stay there for two weeks.

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

A charity auction unexpectedly provides Florence with a generous "inheritance" and a difficult decision.

A startling dream forces George to re-evaluate his financial frugality.

Louise's attempt to get closer to George leads to an unexpected breakup.

Florence "bags" a millionaire when she accompanies her girlfriend on a man-hunting expedition.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.

Jake experiences some interesting people and helps a man when Becker and Linda lose him on a busy New York street.

Actress Catherine Grant; actress Catherine Hicks; actor Pat Hazell.

Brian and Casey's flames of passion cause destruction at Helen's house; Joe and Helen honeymoon in Jamaica.

After tensions between Joe and Brian heat up, the ghost of their father attempts to cool things down.

Drew pretends to be in a same-sex relationship so his medical insurance will cover his dog's operation.

Drew finally forgives Earl, only to have him move in next door and copy Drew's every move; Mimi inherits a royal title.

Darrin is freed from his agreeable spell and gets his old job back.

Esmeralda conjures up Santa Claus and his elves; Tabitha convinces Sidney that Santa is real.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Mel injures his back at Alice's apartment and has to stay there for two weeks.

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Gracie is named as third party in a love triangle.

A befuddled TV Guide reporter (John Hoyt) visits; Mrs. Sohmers wants to meet her favorite actor.

Mary invites Jack to a reunion she is giving for the women she used to work with at the May Company.

Don makes the gang wait outside while he explains to his wife that he has invited them over for dinner.

Binghamton has Parker assigned as his aide when he discovers that the ensign is related to Vice Admiral Parker.

Parker's (Tim Conway) impersonations over the radio cause an outbreak of peace. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Betty's friends almost have a falling out just as they're planning to get married.

Bud's first dance is threatened when he learns that his parents are going to be there.

Henry and Mr. Wilson think the house they bought as an investment is haunted.

Mr. Wilson helps Dennis with his school play.

Hazel exposes a woman bent on marriage as a poor parent.

George and pals stop a poker game for a medley of lullabies.

Endora steps in when Darrin is torn between Samantha and a business deal.

Samantha develops an appetite and wreaks havoc in a supermarket.

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Natalie has the opportunity to break into journalism, but she may lose her boyfriend in the process.

Blair seeks payment after Jo breaks her watch.

Alice and Vera are stunned when it seems that Flo and Mel have become more than friends, but both go to Alice to try and break off the new relationship.

Mel hits on a unique scheme to give everyone a white Christmas.

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Mary and her friends have no place to worship on Christmas Day.

Rose is attracted to a man Sandra rejects as being too straight-laced.

Louise appears to be a top contender for the Help Center's volunteer award.

Bentley's homecoming becomes dismal when he learns that his old apartment is not available.

An unexpected letter from a childhood friend prompts George to take part in an outlandish contest. Guest: Rosey Grier.

George is in a compromising situation when he launches his latest promotional gimmick.

A lottery winner gives away the prize money by tossing it out a window; Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally; Barney discovers he can't afford his condo.

Harris gets the task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; A nuclear engineer is brought in for dousing the participants with atomic water.

When a dinner party breaks up, Reggie is left alone with her friend's husband, and they share more than a meal.

Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring.

Comedian David Steinberg; zoologist Jim Fowler.

One of Nantucket's wealthiest citizens (Marian Seldes) hires Brian and Joe to bring her recently departed father's body back from Florida.

Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) must decide between his friends and his integrity after he witnesses a gangland execution.

Drew (Drew Carey) fights back when an entrepreneur copies Buzz Beer and sells it at the Warsaw. Ed Begley Jr. and Rachel Hunter guest star.

Drew (Drew Carey) seems to have the inside track when he and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) compete for the job of employee representative.

Endora steps in when Darrin is torn between Samantha and a business deal.

Samantha develops an appetite and wreaks havoc in a supermarket.

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Alice and Vera are stunned when it seems that Flo and Mel have become more than friends, but both go to Alice to try and break off the new relationship.

Mel hits on a unique scheme to give everyone a white Christmas.

Jack doesn't want to tell his aunt that he's living with Vicky.

When Jack runs into financial problems, Bradford offers to help him out.

Mrs. Sohmers wants to but a house in Pasadena; Ronnie undergoes a fraternity initiation.

Gracie wrongfully assumes that Ronnie is too bashful to ask a girl for a date.

The comedian provides laughs with a series of guest stars.

Maurice Chevalier takes Jack and Mary to a Parisian nightclub.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is convinced that McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are planning his demise.

Parker (Tim Conway) blows the end off a valuable island with torpedoes intended for a German U-boat. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Jim's definition of citizenship gets the Andersons into trouble.

Bud finally gets Jim's permission to get a scooter, but he doesn't get Margaret's permission.

A mischievous child antagonizes his neighbor.

Mr. Wilson helps Dennis' team.

Hazel finds that the burglar she tapped on the head with a baseball bat is basically honest.

Hazel concocts a complicated scheme involving antiques and business mergers to get air conditioning in the Baxter home.

Because of Endora's spell, Darrin almost talks himself out of a job.

Samantha saves her secret and Mrs. Stephens' sanity with some well-placed witchcraft.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self help book.

Tony is assigned to serve as a technical director on a new movie.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls stage a Christmas show at an orphanage.

Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.

Vera believes that God has visited when George Burns drops by the diner.

Flo's vanity fights with her need to get glasses. When she finally agrees, J.V. tells her he is married. Flo is convinced it is because of the glasses.

Jack doesn't want to tell his aunt that he's living with Vicky.

When Jack runs into financial problems, Bradford offers to help him out.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Brenda says she is library-bound, but meets Calvin at a dance instead.

Teenager Calvin pledges his love for Sandra.

George and Tom reflect on past Christmas seasons spent with their fathers.

Pining for some time away from fans and a tabloid reporter, Sammy Davis Jr. uses Louise as a last line of defense.

George's chauvinistic remarks at a seminar for newlyweds make Louise uneasy.

The Jeffersons try to help their friend Charlie conquer his drinking problem.

Luger is despondent with his new assignment in the Twelfth; a man robs a liquor store with a duelist's pistol; and a citizen steals a TV from the police vault.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; Gunmen storm the precinct.

Becker balks at Reggie's request to help out needy children at Christmas, but he relents at the last minute and must endure a mad shopping trip.

Everyone starts experiencing problems after Linda mentions that the planet Mercury is in retrograde; Jake challenges Bob and Reggie in a game of Scrabble.

Actress Joan Collins; Daniel Greenblatt.

Brian and Joe come to the rescue when Antonio begins to believe he isn't good enough to romance anyone.

Helen goes on a spending spree after receiving a larger-than-expected insurance settlement; Brian and Casey question the foundation of their relationship.

Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other.

Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off.

Because of Endora's spell, Darrin almost talks himself out of a job.

Samantha saves her secret and Mrs. Stephens' sanity with some well-placed witchcraft.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self help book.

Tony is assigned to serve as a technical director on a new movie.

Vera believes that God has visited when George Burns drops by the diner.

Flo's vanity fights with her need to get glasses. When she finally agrees, J.V. tells her he is married. Flo is convinced it is because of the glasses.

Jack plans to reunite Vicky's divorced parents.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Gracie uses Harry Morton's rare stamp to mail a letter.

Gracie concocts a wild tale of robbery when one of George's suits turns up missing.

Jack becomes locked in the Tower of London.

Jack has a close encounter with a Venetian canal.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are determined that a glamorous film star (guest star Lisa Seagram) visit McHale's Island.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) uses a testimonial dinner ordered by the captain (Joe Flynn) as a cover for a crap game. With Tim Conway.

Jim has too many guests and not enough tickets to a football game.

Bud decides that he would be happier if he got his own apartment.

Mr. Wilson dreams of a luxurious life when he hears about his aunt's will.

An automatic testing machine deems Dennis a genius.

Hazel's plan to get George an assistant fails when George's client comes up with his own suggestion.

The Baxters pass up an important dinner invitation for Hazel.

When Samantha teaches Tabitha an important lesson, Tabitha realizes one mother is enough.

Samantha gives her sick Uncle Arthur a pill and the whole neighborhood suffers as a result.

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

An officer's son thinks he saw magic being used at Tony's house.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls express concern over Blair's obsessive dating and irrational behavior.

Tootie and Natalie recall the summer they met a memorable jazz singer.

A high school basketball player falls for Alice when Tommy invites him over for dinner. He slips into depression when she refuses to go to the prom with him.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

Jack plans to reunite Vicky's divorced parents.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

Coached by Alex, Jennifer presents a class speech, but she doesn't know what she is talking about.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

Mary and Lester host a golden-anniversary party for her parents.

Louise appears to be a top contender for the Help Center's volunteer award.

Bentley's homecoming becomes dismal when he learns that his old apartment is not available.

Louise appears to be a top contender for the Help Center's volunteer award.

Bentley's homecoming becomes dismal when he learns that his old apartment is not available.

Wojo submits to hypnosis to aid his memory; An inventor at an electronics company breaks into his company's safe.

A thick fog envelopes New York causing a burglar to break into a Christian Science Reading Room by mistake.

Reggie discovers that her new beau's ex-wife is a former beauty queen who now serves as an adviser to the president.

Becker regrets agreeing to barter medical care for food, cigarettes and handyman services from Reggie, Jake and Bob.

Comedian Richard Pryor; actress Ally Sheedy; comedian Rod Hull; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Joe convinces Helen to allow a world-famous architect (Edward Herrmann) to design their new home; Sandpiper Air gets a new mechanic with a disturbing secret.

Brian goes on an eating binge when Joe passes on playing in an annual football game.

Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader.

Drew organizes a labor union for single employees after Mr. Wick makes them stay on the job even though a storm is approaching.

When Samantha teaches Tabitha an important lesson, Tabitha realizes one mother is enough.

Samantha gives her sick Uncle Arthur a pill and the whole neighborhood suffers as a result.

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

An officer's son thinks he saw magic being used at Tony's house.

A high school basketball player falls for Alice when Tommy invites him over for dinner. He slips into depression when she refuses to go to the prom with him.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

Jack seeks a psychologist's romantic advice.

The lovers try to share each other's interests.

Harry Von Zell tells George he is about to be married with hopes that he may get a raise.

Ronnie's selling razors at a department store for the holidays, and Gracie thinks she should boost his sales.

Jack wants to hire Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire for his next show.

Jack's producer reminisces about the time he discovered him.

The crew and geisha Binghamton (Joe Flynn) pose as a traveling kabuki company to steal gasoline. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Girl-shy Parker (Tim Conway) is assigned to train five beautiful nurses in judo and self-defense. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Jim is convinced that he has one foot in the grave.

After Bud gets a summons to appear at the police station, the family panics.

Mr. Wilson regrets having sold his good-luck charm to Dennis.

Mr. Wilson thinks the Mitchell's Christmas tree is too small.

A secretary goes out of her way to keep Hazel from a wedding.

Hazel and George have wavering opinions on whether or not to have a contract written.

Endora casts an "ambition" spell on Darrin which results in the break-up of a friendship.

Serena wreaks havoc on the Stephens' lives with her witchcraft.

Jeannie is annoyed when an old girlfriend of Tony's returns to town.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Mrs. Garrett's high-school beau reappears.

Jo fears Blair's boyfriend is using drugs.

The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives.

Flo's rodeo-riding brother falls for Alice, causing his horse to feel rejected.

Jack seeks a psychologist's romantic advice.

The lovers try to share each other's interests.

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

Sandra's arrogant basketball-player beau leads Calvin astray.

Lottery opponent Mary falls victim to gambling fever.

An unexpected letter from a childhood friend prompts George to take part in an outlandish contest. Guest: Rosey Grier.

George is in a compromising situation when he launches his latest promotional gimmick.