E.Z. falls for a college girl who prefers Jack.

Vicky tries to restore Jack's injured ego.

Alex learns the art of domesticity when Lauren quits school to spend more time with him.

A grieving mother (Constance McCashin) tries to replace her late daughter with Mallory.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

With Helen and Louise out of town for the weekend, George and Tom devise a plan to set a world record.

Louise thinks she may have a career as an artist, but George is afraid to tell her the truth.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

Barney is tempted by a Florida job offer; disinterested bystanders watch as Yemana is shot in plain sight.

Love blinds Becker when his college flame (Jaclyn Smith) announces she has left her husband to be with him.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed - by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Actor Jack Lemmon; comic Steven Wright.

While at the wedding of an air-traffic controller, Lowell encounters his ex-wife, and Helen gets stuck with a geek.

Brian pulls out all the stops in an attempt to win Alex's affections; Roy and Lowell become addicted to a video game.

Drew (Drew Carey) gets fired by Mimi (Kathy Kinney) and becomes suspicious of Mr. Wick's (Craig Ferguson) whereabouts; Drew meets his neighbors.

Drew schemes to get his house back after it is seized because of his former roommate's illegal activity.

Uncle Arthur does a classic rabbit in a hat trick, but instead of pulling out a rabbit, he pulls out a Playboy bunny.

Samantha must prevent Darrin from turning into a mouse at midnight.

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Tony and Roger bump another car; The occupants fake injuries and sue them.

Mel's brother, an old flame of Flo's, shows up after his third divorce.

Alice and Tommy argue over his constant phone usage calling his new girlfriend. When she grounds him, both Tommy and his girlfriend run away from home.

Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford.

Vicky sees Jack at a party with an old flame.

Harry Von Zell mistakenly tells Gracie that he could save on his income tax if he had a wife and three children.

Gracie throws an auction party to help Harry Morton sell some swamp land.

Jack discovers that Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd are Edgar Bergen's real children.

Jack's invited to a Jack Benny Fan Club meeting in Pasadena, Calif.

Binghamton's moment of planned heroism intended to impress a politician is ruined by a GI patrol. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns Parker (Tim Conway) to McHale's PT-boat crew as executive officer. With Ernest Borgnine.

The Andersons' annual trip to Margaret's family reunion is threatened.

The Andersons are divided when they receive two dinner invitations for the same night.

Mr. Wilson sets out to prove classic books for children are better than the modern ones.

Dennis remotely switches on Mr. Wilson's TV set.

The household is turned upside-down when unwelcome guests visit.

Hazel loses Harold to a girl who wants him to study ballet.

Sam's father, Maurice, gives magic powers to Darrin, who proceeds to use them to land a difficult account.

Darrin gives up his powers and lands the Bliss account anyway.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Jeannie's cold sends the astronauts orbiting in all directions.

Jo finds it difficult to pay her share of transforming the attic into a loft.

Tootie undermines the competition when she auditions for her first Broadway show. Guest: pop singer Stacey Q.

Mel's pushy mother, Carrie, stops by Phoenix to visit her son and announces that she plans to stay for the entire winter. Mel quickly finds that living with his mother again is too close for comfort but is unable to stand up to her.

Vera's broken heart is cured by her three friends and a delivery boy.

Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford.

Vicky sees Jack at a party with an old flame.

Elyse's high-school admirer (Robert Klein), now a millionaire, tries to steal her away from Steven.

Andrew stops speaking as a means of dealing with his hearing-impaired friend.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Florence hopes to improve her social life by placing a personal ad in a newspaper.

George participates in a charity stage production when he discovers that his performance will promote his business.

George becomes a Red Robin scout leader in order to win a "Man of the Year" award.

Their new affluence causes marital mayhem for the Jeffersons.

The detectives disguise themselves as women to apprehend rapists and muggers; A wife claims spousal abuse.

The investigators arrest a Woody Allen look-alike suspected of arson; Chano arrests a man who assaulted a vending machine with a deadly weapon.

Becker kicks himself for helping out Jake by treating his persnickety grandmother when her doctor dies.

Reggie's psychology class experiment proves that Becker gives preferential treatment to his attractive female patients.

Actor Robert Blake; actor Jim Carrey; director Bud Greenspan.

Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.

While Brian recuperates from an injury, he becomes jealous when Alex spends time with Joe.

When his girlfriend refuses to "pig out" on junk food, Drew changes his diet and decides to lose weight.

Drew (Drew Carey) is the lucky winner of a fast-food chain's grand prize: the Batmobile. With Ryan Stiles and Kathy Kinney.

Sam's father, Maurice, gives magic powers to Darrin, who proceeds to use them to land a difficult account.

Darrin gives up his powers and lands the Bliss account anyway.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Jeannie's cold sends the astronauts orbiting in all directions.

Mel's pushy mother, Carrie, stops by Phoenix to visit her son and announces that she plans to stay for the entire winter. Mel quickly finds that living with his mother again is too close for comfort but is unable to stand up to her.

Vera's broken heart is cured by her three friends and a delivery boy.

Jack's unhappy when Bradford starts treating him like the son he never had.

Jack (John Ritter) gets conceited when his bistro becomes a hit with the in crowd. With Shannon Tweed.

Gracie thinks she hears a burglar during the night and alarms the neighborhood.

Gracie wants to buy George a ranch; George schemes to put an end to her idea.

Jack's arrested for disturbing the peace when he plays his violin.

Jack thinks he is being followed; guest Oscar Levant.

Gruber (Carl Ballantine) puts in for a Purple Heart when he scratches his finger under enemy fire. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale tries his hand at matchmaking with Parker (Tim Conway) and a Navy nurse as his victims. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Bud takes up boxing and decides on it as a career.

Betty meets opposition to her plans to be an engineer.

Dennis tries to snap a newsworthy shot of Henry.

Mr. Wilson helps Dennis with a newspaper drive.

Hazel's escort to a bowling league ball tames a temperamental singer.

Hazel gives a winning sweepstakes ticket to the Salvation Army.

Esmeralda is reading Mother Goose to Tabitha, and ends up sneezing up the real Mother Goose.

Darrin is freed from his agreeable spell and gets his old job back.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

A reunion of former cast members finds the ambitious Eastland grads revealing their hopes and dreams.

Jo botches up Blair's latest computerized date-rating service.

A case of the hiccups nixes Alice's chance of breaking into show business.

Alice auditions for a role in a local theatrical production and winds up falling for the director.

Jack's unhappy when Bradford starts treating him like the son he never had.

Jack (John Ritter) gets conceited when his bistro becomes a hit with the in crowd. With Shannon Tweed.

The Keatons' cousin arrives to tell of her adventures abroad, but she can't seem to get a word in edgewise.

Nick is reluctant to accept financial assistance from his father (Dan Hedaya); Alex shops for a used-car bargain.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass).

A piece of primitive art sparks an inter-family battle about the importance of ancestors.

Louise, wishing for a change from her routine now that she and George have hired a maid, considers taking a part-time job.

Lionel's playboy behavior upsets his parents.

George agrees to lead a tenants' protest meeting.

Wojo and Detective Janice Wentworth pretend to be married to go under cover at a hotel to track down a clever robber.

The department computer declares Fish dead; A fake detective holds a campaign against the homosexuals community.

Becker discovers that, unbeknown to them, Reggie and Linda are dating the same man.

While at dinner, Becker accidentally blurts out confidential information about his godson to the boy's father.

Host Jack Paar; actor Stephen Lang.

Lowell and Bunny (Laura Innes) discover that a divorce is what they need to get the spark back in their marriage.

A potential investor in the airline (Mark Harelik) becomes interested in Helen.

The guys prepare a strip show to raise money to replace Mrs. Louder's rare dog. With Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney and Ryan Stiles.

Drew hires his brother to work at the department store and learns more about his sibling than he cares to know.

Esmeralda is reading Mother Goose to Tabitha, and ends up sneezing up the real Mother Goose.

Darrin is freed from his agreeable spell and gets his old job back.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

A case of the hiccups nixes Alice's chance of breaking into show business.

Alice auditions for a role in a local theatrical production and winds up falling for the director.

Kathy is disappointed when she learns that Jim won't be able to hear her read her biography of him.

Betty is at first elated when she is invited to the same concert by two different suitors.

Gracie schemes to get George into the U.S. Army.

Gracie starts the police department on a wild goose chase when she reports that a car has been stolen.

Jack takes his sponsor to a nightclub where Danny Thomas is performing.

A cabbie becomes attached to Jack on the way to the airport.

Jack and Suzi trek into Rwanda's forest to see black and white Colobus monkeys; fruit bats thrive on a volcanic island.

Jack and his family meet Thula Thula's famous elephant herd; a behind-the-scenes look at how the animals on the reserve are kept safe.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Peter invests in a gold mine.

Bentley hires a penny pincher to teach Peter.

Spies kidnap Tim.

When a gypsy puts a curse on Mrs. Brown, Martin is unable to reverse it because his antennae are out of order.

The Partridges have to hide from a mystery writer to win $25,000 for charity.

The new neighbor complains about the Partridges' music.

Edward, trying to prove his athleticism, decides to race up the Empire State Building.

Edward tries to coach Rick on how to get his girlfriend back.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

An old friend threatens to expose George's past.

Louise's visiting uncle gets a cold reception from George and Lionel.

Mother Jefferson announces wedding plans.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

A burned-out Governor Gatling decides to play cowboy at a dude ranch.

The staff attempts to run the state government from a shelter during a nuclear-attack exercise.

A famous country-music singer asks Alice to join him on his tour.

A country-music singer and a writer compete for Alice's affection.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Maude finds Walter very uncooperative as they prepare to go to a dinner party.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Billie moves out when she gets fed up with Archie's overprotectiveness.

Gary's brother becomes Archie's new lawyer.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

Mary gets a chance to appear in a movie that's shooting in the area.

Charles Nelson Reilly; Mark Hamill; Eugene Fodor; Dr. William A. Nolen.

Benny makes crafty use of his shadow; the Rev. McFudpucker gives a sermon; a teacher foils a kidnap plot.

A musical version of the Lady Godiva story; a clown causes chaos; Hill's Angels; shipboard life.

Benny sings the adventures of the Gay Caballero, presents a show on holidays, and plays a schoolboy with a catapult.

Elaine vows to wed Danny; Franklin's remarks insult Jessica.

Mary commits Burt; Carol and Jodie date; Benson testifies.

Walter leaves Eunice; Burt confesses; Mrs. Fine testifies.

Jodie and Carol find love; Burt returns; Chester is arrested.

A burned-out Governor Gatling decides to play cowboy at a dude ranch.

The staff attempts to run the state government from a shelter during a nuclear-attack exercise.

Bud decides that he would like to be a mind reader.

The rest of the Anderson family becomes indignant when Margaret shows special attention to another family.

Gracie tries to help a college boy further a romance by posing as his mother.

Von Zell's negotiations to buy a cabin lead Gracie to think that George is the interested party.

Darla Hood suggests Jack re-create "Our Gang.".

Jack tries to teach Raymond Burr to do comedy.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) sends McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men to sign a peace treaty with a tribe of headhunters.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men impersonate international playboys in an attempt to help Binghamton (Joe Flynn). With Tim Conway.

Mr. Wilson sets a trap for a bandit.

A store owner hopes to become the coach of Dennis' baseball team.

Bentley takes a vacation from the office.

Kelly and Ginger move into an apartment with a friend.

Martin's nephew crashes on Earth and must adjust to the new life.

In an attempt to get home, Martin changes himself into a liquid and is lapped up by a dog.

Keith schemes to meet a new girl through Laurie's newspaper column.

A pretty music student inspires Keith to write classical pieces.

Edward unknowingly puts an intense amount of pressure on Rick.

Grandfather Stratton tells boastful tales of his weekend antics.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

Elaine vows to wed Danny; Franklin's remarks insult Jessica.

Mary commits Burt; Carol and Jodie date; Benson testifies.

Walter leaves Eunice; Burt confesses; Mrs. Fine testifies.

Jodie and Carol find love; Burt returns; Chester is arrested.

Maude refuses to allow John Wayne in her house when he stops in Tuckahoe to publicize a movie.

Maude begins dividing the community property when she catches Walter and Vivian in an illicit embrace.

Walter suffers a heart attack while in his pretty employee's apartment.

Maude hires Mrs. Naugatuck, an English housekeeper who refuses to be bullied.

Archie ruins Stephanie's chance to attend her first dance.

Stephanie's candid shots are too revealing.

Gloria, Mike and Joey arrive at the Bunker home for Thanksgiving.

Memories trigger family tensions when the Bunkers reunite for the holidays.

Mallory objects to a romance between an ex-beau's brother and Jennifer.

Nick is devastated when his 16-year-old dog is injured by a car.

The Keatons hold an elderly couple's wedding in their living room.

Alex's dream job involves replacing a soon-to-be-fired friend.

A famous astronaut (Robert Culp) comes to Nantucket to endorse Sandpiper Airlines.

Joe still can't convince Brian and Helen that Sandy Cooper is obsessed with him when she returns to Nantucket.

Joe and Helen try to increase their social circle by meeting a couple (Tony Carreiro, Amy Von Nostrand) whom Fay knows.

Helen tries to dissuade Roy's Russian mail-order bride (Natasha Pavlova) from marriage.

Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.

John is forced to host a barbecue for the gang after he receives a package containing expensive steaks.

Becker's dismay at his neighbor leaving town makes Reggie jealous, and she believes he has more than casual feelings for the woman.

Becker must face his true feelings for Chris (Nancy Travis), angering Reggie, who has been repressing something too.

John's (Judd Hirsch) club members discourage him from dating Margo (guest star Shannon Tweed). With Isabella Hofmann.

Kirk (Jere Burns) sets his sights on a widow (guest star Joanne Gibson) who joins the group. With Judd Hirsch.

In spite of himself, John becomes attached to a stray dog he took in.

John (Judd Hirsch) is labeled a traitor when he sits in on another singles group meeting. With Jere Burns and Isabella Hofmann.

Jack and Vicky (John Ritter, Mary Cadorette) fight a rate increase for trash pickup.

Jack (John Ritter) interferes with Vicky's (Mary Cadorette) airline commercial.

Blanche hides her recently purchased mink stole in the Burns' home.

Gracie takes Spanish lessons to improve her IQ.

Guest Phil Silvers is upset that he is scheduled to appear late in the show.

Jack tangles with a shrewd Japanese agent.

The South Pacific is overstocked with lost, strayed or stolen PT boats. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale and his crew use old movie soundtracks to avert a Japanese attack.

A family feud threatens to separate friends when Jim and a friend have a business falling out.

Margaret thinks Betty participated in a prank.

Dennis is afraid he will lose his pet bees.

Dennis decides to advertise Alice's birthday.

George blames the neighbors' short-wave when he cannot get good television reception.

A department store plants a listening device in a competitor's office.

Endora steps in when Darrin is torn between Samantha and a business deal.

Samantha develops an appetite and wreaks havoc in a supermarket.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Jo takes drastic measures to prevent the deportation of an illegal alien.

Blair must work at a taco stand as a requirement for her business degree.

Mel finds a buyer for the diner and decides to start living the good life.

Alice disguises herself as a mobster in an effort to get the diner's new owner to give it back to Mel.

Jack and Vicky (John Ritter, Mary Cadorette) fight a rate increase for trash pickup.

Jack (John Ritter) interferes with Vicky's (Mary Cadorette) airline commercial.

Mallory, Nick, Jennifer and Alex become stranded on their way to a family camping trip.

Mallory's new boss (Deborah Angle) tries to steal her fashion idea.

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Sandra and Mary settle a dispute over song royalties in court.

George contracts the "rich man's disease."

George invites a high-society businessman to dinner the same night Louise has asked some old friends from Harlem.

Jenny objects when Lionel acts like his father.

Jenny gives her brother a cold reception when he appears after a two-year absence.

A rat scampers around the precinct while the detectives search for missing bags of confiscated marijuana.

The detectives deal with bicentennial fever; A cab owner reports his horse missing; A man alone in his hotel room claims to have been assaulted.

Becker can't sleep because his television doesn't work, but he mysteriously refuses to get another one.

Becker can't believe it when his old college mentor visits town for a book signing and doesn't remember him.

Actor Robert Blake; comic Louie Anderson; actress Selma Diamond.

Joe and Helen must stay in a cabin where Alex and Brian hoped to consummate their relationship.

A black eye and discolored hair turn Helen's dream date into a nightmare.

Drew (Drew Carey) and the guys resurrect their high-school band for a contest. The Rev. Horton Heat guest stars.

Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) orders Drew (Drew Carey) to work at a home for the elderly. Guest star: Tim Conway.

Endora steps in when Darrin is torn between Samantha and a business deal.

Samantha develops an appetite and wreaks havoc in a supermarket.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Mel finds a buyer for the diner and decides to start living the good life.

Alice disguises herself as a mobster in an effort to get the diner's new owner to give it back to Mel.

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Stanley (Norman Fell) makes quite an impression on his snobbish neighbors when he locks himself out of his house while dressed only in a bathrobe.

Gracie tries to be a good Samaritan to her new cleaning woman.

Harry Von Zell's college sweetheart plans to drop by for a visit.

Jack attempts to lead the Lawrence Welk orchestra.

Jack reveals how he first met English entertainer Max Bygraves.

The entire command goes into all-out battle with the Japanese on Christy's (Gary Vinson) wedding night. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

When Binghamton refuses to reimburse him for the loss of a coconut orchard, Chief Urulu puts a curse on the captain.

Bud promises Jim's help in getting an all-star ball team to town.

Margaret recalls an earlier time when Jim went all out to help Kathy with a school project.

Dennis winds up baby sitting.

Dennis gets in the way of Mr. Wilson's plan to rid his garden of starlings.

Hazel is taken to court for her part in painting a busy crosswalk.

Harold believes a gravy boat has the magic of Aladdin's lamp.

Because of Endora's spell, Darrin almost talks himself out of a job.

Samantha saves her secret and Mrs. Stephens' sanity with some well-placed witchcraft.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Blair is horrified when her father is indicted.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

Vera makes an unsuccessful attempt at breaking into show business.

Flo's cool reception of her visiting father shocks Alice and Vera.

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Stanley (Norman Fell) makes quite an impression on his snobbish neighbors when he locks himself out of his house while dressed only in a bathrobe.

Alex is determined to stop the budding friendship between Andy and Nick's 8-year-old nephew (Kaylan Romero).

Lauren drags a reluctant Alex to a Relationship Maintenance Weekend.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

The Jeffersons give Harry Bentley a birthday party.

Louise plots with the neighbors to get George's mind off his work.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

Bentley tries to avoid what looks like a certain marriage proposal from his girlfriend.

The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain and a nightclub comic's Bicentennial jokes.

Fork-stabbing highlights Thanksgiving. Three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at a laundromat.

Becker is ordered to attend therapy sessions with a psychologist (Rhea Perlman) who becomes a changed woman.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

Comic David Steinberg; actor Don Yesso; actor Jann Karam.

Frustrated with his life, Joe explodes in anger and leaves town.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

Mimi offers her father's trucks for the store's first Thanksgiving parade -- as long as she is the star attraction.

Mimi devises a scheme that leaves Drew unable to get home from China because he has no passport or money.

Because of Endora's spell, Darrin almost talks himself out of a job.

Samantha saves her secret and Mrs. Stephens' sanity with some well-placed witchcraft.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Vera makes an unsuccessful attempt at breaking into show business.

Flo's cool reception of her visiting father shocks Alice and Vera.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

George appears as a guest speaker at UCLA.

When ravenous Harry Morton misses lunch, Gracie reports him missing.

Jack puts on a new-talent show.

Jack referees a wrestling match for charity.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew set out to find three USO girls (guest stars Jackie Russell, Asa Maynor, Marian Collier) on an uncharted island. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) opens a resort hotel for tired naval personnel. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Jim accuses the children when $10 is missing.

Jim's plans to celebrate Thanksgiving fall apart.

The Mitchells' new neighbors share a phone line.

Dennis protests when he believes the city has been unfair to the postman.

The Baxter household is chosen as the host family for a visiting Soviet diplomat.

Hazel gives up Thanksgiving with her own family to be with the Baxters.

When Samantha teaches Tabitha an important lesson, Tabitha realizes one mother is enough.

Samantha gives her sick Uncle Arthur a pill and the whole neighborhood suffers as a result.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Tony heads for Basenji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiance.

Natalie's article angers sorority pledge Tootie.

Natalie's in trouble after she gets a pre-approved credit card.

Mel has troubles with turkeys when he stays open on Thanksgiving.

Alice's Thanksgiving turns into a disaster when her meddlesome mother arrives with an upsetting announcement.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

Skippy (Marc Price) decides to join the Army after receiving the results of his career aptitude tests.

Elyse and Steven's participation in an anti-nuke rally on Thanksgiving lands them in jail.

Lester and Mary are surprised when his cousin's marriage crumbles.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

Mother Jefferson resorts to desperate measures to get attention.

Renewing their wedding vows almost brings an end to George and Louise's marriage.

Brian returns to Nantucket when a mysterious trunk is discovered to have been left by the brothers' late father; Joe and Brian open a package from their late father.

Helen receives conflicting advice from the brothers on what to wear before she goes for a symphony audition.

Brian foolishly flies off through heavy fog for a rendezvous with his ex-wife.

Brian returns to Nantucket with his estranged wife (Kim Ulrich), who promptly falls for Joe.

Joe is upset when he learns Brian has arranged a blind date (Megan Mullally) for him.

Brian gets the chance to be alone with Helen -- and a distrustful Joe is not happy about the situation.

Actress Susan Sarandon; actor Ricky Schroder; actor Bob Hope.

Joe foils Brian's plan to make Helen reconsider her policy of not dating pilots.

A magazine reporter decides to write about Brian in an article intended to profile Joe; Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Norm (George Wendt) from "Cheers" visit Nantucket.

Aspiring cellist Helen tries to arrange an audition with a honeymooning symphony conductor (guest star David Ogden Stiers).

Unpopular Roy attempts to be sociable after inviting himself on Brian and Joe's fishing trip.

A forgotten classmate asks Joe to be the best man at his wedding.

The brothers once again vie for Helen's attention, this time with extravagant birthday gifts.

After charming his way out of a traffic ticket, Brian must "uncharm" an obsessive policewoman (Sharon Barr).

Joe is forced out of the pilot's seat by high blood pressure.

Hiding in the back seat, Brian eavesdrops on Joe and Helen's secret date.

Roy has an eye-opening experience when his son (Abraham Benrubi) takes cello lessons from Helen.

Joe, Brian and Helen bring Christmas cheer to a depressed Fay.

Helen's earthbound flying lessons with Joe have her scheming to get back into the cockpit.

Joe tends to post-dental surgery patient Helen, but is goaded into sneaking away to watch football.

Brian challenges Fay to a therapeutic tennis match after she loses in the local championships.

While Joe is in traction and Brian is in charge, the plane vanishes from the hangar.

UFO sighting supporters converge at the airport after Brian reports a possible encounter.

Joe and Helen plan a romantic Valentine's Day dinner; Brian meets a lingerie saleswoman.

Brian makes weekend wedding plans with his adventurous new girlfriend (Lisa Darr).

Brian dates an attractive traveler (Marie Marshall) whose identity surprises him; Helen steals Joe's address book.

Joe and Brian have different reactions to the unexpected reappearance of their ex-convict mother (Barbara Babcock).

Brian gets nervous when he sees Fay's double -- the "Culinary Killer" -- on television.

Helen must decide between Joe and the cello when she gets a position with an out-of-state symphony.

After 10 months, Joe and Brian find Helen waitressing in a strip joint and convince her to return to Nantucket.

Any residue of romance evaporates when Joe sues Helen after she smashes her Jeep through his office wall.

Helen's friends encourage her to attend Fay's self-help group with Brian.

Lowell camps out in the plane after Bunny (Laura Innes) kicks him out for his unreasonable jealousy.

Joe enters a local election against a previously unopposed Roy, but a dark-horse candidate emerges.

A wealthy and extravagant woman (Tyne Daly) becomes romantically interested in Brian.

Joe thinks a good thing is coming from a large crate on his birthday.

Gail and Helen shock Joe when they become fast friends; airport staffers prepare for a presidential visit.

Joe and Brian's plan to excavate Roy's backyard in search of $250,000 turns out to be all wet.

Roy's grief over the death of his wife continues -- until Joe and Brian discover she is alive.

Brian, Joe, Roy and Lowell's getaway golf weekend is spoiled by a tropical storm.

Antonio enlists Helen to pretend to be his fiancee to avoid his deportation by the INS.

Helen is desperate to escape her marriage to Antonio; Brian finds a match for Joe on a matchbook cover.

A labor dispute sends Fay to work for Roy.

Joe and Brian relive the past in their condemned childhood home.

Frasier and Lilith Crane fly to Nantucket to film a self-help video but run into a storm of trouble named Helen.

A passenger (William Hickey) with a round-trip ticket to the destination of his choice causes trouble for the brothers.

Having failed at real estate, Helen tries her hand at stand-up comedy.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell bet on who will land the worst date through a video dating service.

While Brian moonlights as a bank security guard to pay off his tax debt, a bandit (Tony Maggio) robs the safe.

Joe is asked by his former high-school baseball coach (Brian Doyle-Murray) to fly in the team's new pitcher (Matt Fox).

Foul weather forces an ocean landing for Brian and Joe en route to Helen's debut with the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Stranded in the ocean after their plane goes down, the gang contemplates the ironies of life.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Comic George Carlin; Barney Odum.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Brian arranges to have braggart Roy sing the national anthem at a Red Sox game.

Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay.

Brian and Joe both take an interest in a helicopter pilot who has come to the island to start a tour business.

When Brian borrows Lowell's houseboat for a romantic cruise with Alex, he accidentally sinks the craft.

Joe and Helen try to save a vulnerable Brian from heartbreak when his old flame (Teri Austin) comes to town.

Joe keeps the gang wondering as to what really occurred during an impromptu evening with Alex; Lowell hunts a cricket in Roy's office.

Joe causes an elderly video-store clerk to have a heart attack after an argument over a videotape charge.

Joe arranges a date between Helen and his buddy (Steven Eckholdt); Antonio has a problem with his neighbors.

Antonio believes he is being stalked by a sociopath (Beau Starr) when he identifies a robbery suspect.

Antonio convinces Lowell to negotiate for a raise when he receives a better job offer from another airport.

Someone leaks a secret about Alex that sends the male airport staff hunting through Roy's magazine collection.

Helen gets a night job in order to save money for a new cello when the Nantucket String Quartet needs a fourth member.

Joe and Brian take out a second mortgage on their house to buy Helen a cello for her audition, then she changes her mind.

Brian schemes to get tickets to Clint Black's sold-out concert when he learns Alex is a big fan.

Joe and Brian get tips from Helen on what women like in men in order to interest Alex in a date.

Helen's elaborate plans for a surprise birthday party go up in smoke when the honoree injures himself in her house.

Lowell attempts to eulogize his friend and mentor; Joe and Brian try to keep Helen awake for 18 hours after she suffers a head injury.

While at the wedding of an air-traffic controller, Lowell encounters his ex-wife, and Helen gets stuck with a geek.

Brian pulls out all the stops in an attempt to win Alex's affections; Roy and Lowell become addicted to a video game.

Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.

While Brian recuperates from an injury, he becomes jealous when Alex spends time with Joe.

Lowell and Bunny (Laura Innes) discover that a divorce is what they need to get the spark back in their marriage.

A potential investor in the airline (Mark Harelik) becomes interested in Helen.

Joe and Helen must stay in a cabin where Alex and Brian hoped to consummate their relationship.

A black eye and discolored hair turn Helen's dream date into a nightmare.

Frustrated with his life, Joe explodes in anger and leaves town.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

Helen and Joe have very different reactions when former classmate Sandy Cooper (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to re-create prom night with Joe.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Fay and Helen get Lowell to play Santa at a children's center.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

Joe and Brian finally get up the nerve to tell Lowell to move out.

Fay becomes paranoid when many of her friends tell her that a man is trying to track her down; Antonio becomes addicted to cable television.

Tempers flare when the gang and an annoying old man (William Hickey) are trapped in Antonio's taxi during a storm.

Encouraged by Brian, Joe becomes involved in a relationship with Fay's 19-year-old study partner (Liz Vassey).

Brian reconsiders his commitment to Alex when a bevy of attractive models comes to town for a photo shoot.

After Alex reveals she is moonlighting as a barmaid, the others recall some of their off-season odd jobs.