Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Bob Evans, actor Jack Palance; comic Wendy Liebman.

A reporter publishes politically incorrect comments made by Becker during an argument.

Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose.

Joe finds a 1973 time capsule revealing the gang's dreams for the future.

Joe and Brian are invited to a beautiful high-school classmate's (Carol Alt) last stripping performance.

Paul and Jamie act as matchmakers for Nat and Arley; Paul can't sleep and makes a discovery about Jamie.

Paul and Jamie search for a full-time nanny; Paul directs a documentary about the making of the movie "Titanic."

Julia is depressed after learning she may need a hysterectomy, until she meets a special doctor (Gary Morris).

Anthony (Meshach Taylor) falls for the daughter (Jackée) of a potential client after Sugarbakers asks him to woo her.

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

A librarian employs artillery to enforce order in her reading room; and a Gypsy is arrested for continually harassing the owner of a novelty store.

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap to catch a burglar; Arnold Ripner sues Harris for libel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

Danny's imagination runs wild when he writes articles about Keith and Shirley for the local newspaper.

A painting of a nude on their garage door causes trouble for the Partridges.

Hazel's false praise of Steve drives him to let her go.

Hazel buys a wreck, paints it green and sells it to a nurseryman.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorized chili.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

Endora tries to make peace with Darrin; Darrin begins to shrink after their fight.

A jealous witch transports Samantha to 1868 New Orleans after thinking she is Serena.

The death of someone close has a drastic effect on Maude's life.

Sparks start flying when Maude arrives in Washington as a U.S. Congresswoman.

To keep up with a competitor, Mel runs a contest offering a $3,000 prize.

Mel's mother buys the building his apartment is in and raises his rent by $50.

Natalie travels to a truck stop where she involves her friends in an unusual musical fantasy.

Tootie becomes the object of Andy's affections.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

Steven battles the psychological aftermath of his heart attack.

Skippy (Marc Price) decides to join the Army after receiving the results of his career aptitude tests.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

A librarian employs artillery to enforce order in her reading room; and a Gypsy is arrested for continually harassing the owner of a novelty store.

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap to catch a burglar; Arnold Ripner sues Harris for libel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

Ann attempts to save Julie and Max's marriage.

Barbara finds herself with two dates on the same night.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Charles Nelson Reilly; Garry Shandling; Audrie J. Neenan.

Becker is not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork.

His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke).

Casey spots her missing husband (John Ritter) on television and goes in search of him.

Joe and Helen search for a dream home when they grow weary of living with Brian and Casey.

Paul (Paul Reiser) experiments with Viagra; Jamie (Helen Hunt) gets locked out of her health club wearing only a towel. Jerry Seinfeld guest stars.

Jamie (Helen Hunt) fears Paul (Paul Reiser) may never awaken from general anesthesia during his tonsil operation. Anne Ramsay guest stars.

A wealthy widow (Judith Ivey) makes Julia an offer that saves Sugarbakers from going out of business.

Anthony is shocked when he finds Carlene in his bed with her ex-husband (Ray McKinnon).

The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Helen and Louise attend an all-male strip show.

Florence's cousin skips town with money she borrowed from George.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Barney is charged with contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant; and a man complains being ugly is why he was refused service at a restaurant.

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation; Barney is left in a cell with a neurotic murder suspect.

Laurie and Shirley go camping; worried, Keith, Danny and Reuben follow.

Danny retaliates when the object of his affections admits that she is in love with Keith.

Barbara's elderly uncle, an actor, comes to stay for a month.

Hazel aims to buy an organ for children of a missionary school.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Endora makes Tabatha sound like a musical genius; Darrin dares Samantha to learn the mortal way.

Endora made a deal with another witch that Samantha would marry her son.

Maude resents Carol's psychoanalysis; guest Ed Begley Jr.

Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor.

Mel believes he's the "best kisser" described in an actress's memoirs.

Jolene's bribed into pretending she's Mel's girlfriend when one of his old pals arrives for a visit.

Jo and Blair attempt to stage a live newscast from the store.

Mrs. Garrett's former college friend accuses her of once having an affair with her husband.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

Mallory objects to a romance between an ex-beau's brother and Jennifer.

Nick is devastated when his 16-year-old dog is injured by a car.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Barney is charged with contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant; and a man complains being ugly is why he was refused service at a restaurant.

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation; Barney is left in a cell with a neurotic murder suspect.

A week after a disastrous date, Barbara still can't get the guy off her mind.

In choosing a date for the lodge dance, Schneider is torn between a flashy woman and Ann's plain cousin.

Helen and Louise attend an all-male strip show.

Florence's cousin skips town with money she borrowed from George.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Comic Joan Rivers; wildlife expert Joan Embery; actor Phillip Michael Thomas.

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.

Becker is not happy about being the thinly veiled subject of his ex-wife's (Alice Krige) self-help book.

Joe and Helen "return the favor" and accidentally burn down the house that Brian owns; Brian prepares for a large insurance check.

Joe and Helen are delighted to meet their new neighbors, until the newfound friends get a bit too familiar.

An ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz) leaves his estate to Jamie; Buchmans' therapist sues them; Joan learns that Debbie is attracted to a man.

Paul's (Paul Reiser) Chinese herb has an energetic effect that appeals to Jamie (Helen Hunt) on her lunch hour.

Mary Jo explodes at Julia hours before they are to appear together in a fashion show.

Bernice (Alice Ghostley) drives Julia and Mary Jo crazy when she accompanies them on a road trip to Nashville, Tenn.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Libby (Jenna Leigh Green) tempts Harvey (Nate Richert) with a convertible; Hilda, Zelda and Sabrina (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick, Melissa Joan Hart) become indentured servants.

Sabrina casts a spell on her teachers when her academic achievements go unnoticed; Zelda learns she owns a fiefdom.

Miniaturized, Salem and Sabrina fly a spaceship up Libby's nose; magic candy helps Zelda see Mr. Kraft's flaws.

Sabrina's wart-covered, green-faced cousin teaches her about inner beauty; an evil stair-climbing machine thwarts Hilda's attempts at exercise.

A remark from Mindy sends Mork running off to a plastic surgeon.

An insurance salesman's scare tactics fill Mork with so much fear that he seals himself in a box.

Botswana's Chobe National Park is home to elephants, hippos, Cape buffalo, kudu, crocodiles and warthogs; a local veterinarian.

Botswana's Okavango Delta is home to crocodiles, hippos and elephants; African wild dogs; leopards.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

E.Z. falls for a college girl who prefers Jack.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

A young health inspector eyes Veronica.

When Murray's former wife stops by, everyone's surprised that she's not the person Murray described her to be.

Walter's incessant practicing on an electric organ drives the whole household up the wall.

Walter turns from a benevolent host into a scrooge when he and Maude give a Christmas party for his employees.

Shirley enrolls in college using her maiden name, so her real name does not draw unwanted attention; a freshman develops a crush on her; he tells his parents and they do not approve of his dating an older woman.

Danny fears losing his singing voice after having his tonsils removed.

Hazel exposes a woman bent on marriage as a poor parent.

George and pals stop a poker game for a medley of lullabies.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

A vase hits Tony on the head giving him amnesia, but only to Jeannie's identity.

Gladys comes dangerously close to learning the truth about Samantha.

Endora enlists the aid of a warlock to wreck the Stephenses' marriage.

Phyllis George; Mike Farrell; Sean Morey; Jerzy Kosinski.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

E.Z. falls for a college girl who prefers Jack.

Monroe's life is threatened after he gives an entertainer a harsh review.

Fred Scuttle; medieval minstrel.

French schoolboy Gaston; newscaster.

Dying Southern patriarch Big Poppa.

Muted soccer fan; "Name That Tune" spoof.

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their new situation.

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their new situation.

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their new situation.

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their new situation.

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie can do anything for the school-play lead.

Jo is caught in an international conflict when she meets a new Japanese student.

Blair gets a little bit curious about the new beau of Mrs. Garrett.

Tootie is obsessed with the famous singer and songwriter Jermaine Jackson.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Danny and Burt decide to avenge Elaine's death; Detective Donahue breaks the news of Chester's apparent demise to Jessica.

Sally lies about Burt; Jodie sees Carol; Chester has a flash.

Tim decides to leave Corinne because he believes he is not the father of her baby.

Corrine gives birth; Chester remembers -- more or less.

When Benson cares for his young friend Mike for a few days, the results are chaotic.

Katie's essay about her family includes the entire mansion staff, seen in humorous flashbacks.

An insider seems to be behind mysterious threats over a decision the governor makes.

A practical joke lands the governor, Benson and Clayton inside a bordello.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Eric and Simone's first date goes awry.

Maria hides her intellectual ability to attract the school hunk.

Arvid makes a date with a popular classmate.

An alumnus (Jack Gilford), an accomplished journalist, visits.

Samantha (Alyssa Milano) comes home from a party with a hickey on her neck. With Tony Danza.

While serving as attendants at the wedding of close friends, Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) find themselves daydreaming about being the bride and groom.

Fearing that Jonathan (Danny Pintauro) is becoming too intellectual, Tony (Tony Danza) enrolls him in a gymnastics competition.

Angela's and Tony's respective weekend dates fizzle as thoughts of each other creep into their minds.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) orders Drew (Drew Carey) to work at a home for the elderly. Guest star: Tim Conway.

Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up.

Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller) win an office Christmas party drawing and end up going to the Bahamas together.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit.

Lisa tells everyone that Dave has broken up with her; Matthew's other vocation is no longer a secret.

Dave, frustrated over his professional setback, decides that he is through being nice; Bill's new on-air notoriety.

Catherine's departure from WNYX stirs up memories for Jimmy and the staff, and inspires Joe's last romantic effort.

Jimmy bets Ted Turner that WNYX will win the holiday talent contest, which pits Dave against his former nemesis.

Elliott recalls when a hit-and-run driver made him lose contact with his dream lover, unaware that Nina was that driver.

A sleazy photographer (Sean Whalen) with incriminating photos blackmails Elliott into giving him a job.

Finch meets his manipulative match in Kyle, Adrienne's hand-model friend; Nina is sentenced to community service.

Nina manipulates Jack after she overhears his therapy session; Maya researches a story on habitual women gamblers.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

George gets carried away playing Santa for the orphans at the help center.

George and Louise enter Jessica in a baby contest.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

An expensive antique doll is kidnapped for ransom; a naive optician buys a bogus ticket to ride the NASA space shuttle; and Luger puts Barney in his will.

An agitated woman with a homemade bomb threatens to blow up the squad room; Sergeant Fish drops in for a visit.

The school newspaper is collecting items for an auction; Danny accidentally grabs the box with Laurie's items to contribute; her personal diary falls into the hands of the editor of the school newspaper; the editor threatens to publish it.

The Partridges perform at an Indian reservation.

Steve fears he'll fall into debt when a loan proves too easy.

A spinster and a bachelor try to buy Harold's affection.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

Samantha is commanded to appear before the Witches Council; Serena takes her place.

Endora's spell causes Darrin to become extremely vain.

Maude hires a black housekeeper and insists that they become close friends.

Carol starts dating a man who jilted Maude before she married Walter.

Mel and the girls believe that buried treasure lies somewhere in the diner and they set out to find it.

Mel invests his track winnings in a musical starring Alice, and fires the show's star, Joel Grey.

When Jo decides to take dancing lessons, she attempts to hide the fact from her friends.

Blair is unexpectedly called in as a birthing coach when her mother delivers her baby on Christmas Day.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

The Keatons hold an elderly couple's wedding in their living room.

Alex's dream job involves replacing a soon-to-be-fired friend.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

An expensive antique doll is kidnapped for ransom; a naive optician buys a bogus ticket to ride the NASA space shuttle; and Luger puts Barney in his will.

An agitated woman with a homemade bomb threatens to blow up the squad room; Sergeant Fish drops in for a visit.

Alex heads out on his first date.

Ann and Francine could lose a big account unless they accept Schneider's offer of financial assistance.

George gets carried away playing Santa for the orphans at the help center.

George and Louise enter Jessica in a baby contest.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Actress JoBeth Williams; actor Elya Baskin; Dr. Jim King.

Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda.

After Becker's computer is stolen from his apartment, he buys another one through shady circumstances.

When Brian decides to settle down, the woman he selects (Jenny McCarthy) doesn't quite meet his expectations.

A major storm strands the airport gang at a "Singles Mingle" event, where Brian and Casey see some familiar faces.

Paul and Jamie have trouble following their therapist's suggestions after members of the performance group Stomp move in upstairs.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) leave Mabel with Burt and Sylvia (Louis Zorich, Cynthia Harris) and travel to Hollywood for a big interview.

Julia is worried about the reaction of her new beau (James Naughton) when he learns she is going through menopause.

Anthony goes to Las Vegas to forget Vanessa and marries a showgirl (Sheryl Lee Ralph) he has only known for 24 hours.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

Florence's vivid imagination transforms life at the Jeffersons' into a soap opera.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

A group of Hasidic Jews riot to protest the department's ineffectiveness; Urban survivalists are found living in steam tunnels beneath the city.

Bullet-proof vests arrive after Harris and Dietrich are sent to an office building with a gun-toting man inside.

Keith and Danny are taken in by a psychic's "trance routine.".

Laurie embarrasses Keith by defending him from the school bully.

Hazel brings new meaning to a man's life when she inspires confidence in him.

Harold joins a rock 'n' roll band to compete in a TV talent contest.

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Uncle Arthur tries to make some French pastry, but gets the real Napoleon instead.

Darrin accuses Samantha of using witchcraft to win a slogan contest.

Maude enlists Florida's aid when she gives a fund-raising party for a black militant.

Maude insists on a full court trial when she is given a speeding ticket by an eager young traffic cop.

Mel's musical gets less than rave reviews on opening night and the only person who can revive it is Joel Grey.

Alice's Thanksgiving turns into a disaster when her meddlesome mother arrives with an upsetting announcement.

Mrs. Garrett helps a nervous Tootie prepare for her driving test.

When the police stake out the shop in an effort to catch a group of counterfeiters, the girls decide not to tell Mrs. Garrett.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Playing matchmaker for Skippy, Lauren becomes the object of his affection.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

A group of Hasidic Jews riot to protest the department's ineffectiveness; Urban survivalists are found living in steam tunnels beneath the city.

Bullet-proof vests arrive after Harris and Dietrich are sent to an office building with a gun-toting man inside.

Barbara's grandmothers vie for her affection.

The gang surprises Barbara at work with a 21st birthday party.

Florence's vivid imagination transforms life at the Jeffersons' into a soap opera.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Actor Robert Blake; journalist Calvin Trillin; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

A cat finds its way into john's office and refuses to leave; Margaret attempts to help Becker plan a trip she knows he'll never take.

Becker accepts his accountant cousin's (Richard Schiff) invitation for dinner and winds up causing problems.

Suicide-hotline volunteer Antonio consoles a woman (Tracy Scoggins) whose boyfriend (Philip Casnoff) recently dumped her.

Everyone tries to locate a courier who leaves a cooler containing the "gift of life" at Helen's lunch counter.

Jamie and Paul (Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser) have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner; Mabel may be allergic. Lisa Kudrow and Steve Park guest star.

Jamie (Helen Hunt) gets jealous when Paul (Paul Reiser) hires his former nurse, Diane (guest star Jean Louisa Kelly), to help his neighbor Hal (guest star Paxton Whitehead).

A desperate Anthony invents various schemes to extricate himself from his hasty marriage.

B.J. finds love letters from another woman in her late husband's safe-deposit box.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Lester reconsiders a contracting bid when he learns that the backers have investments in South Africa.

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.

George recruits Tom to save the day in the bowling semifinals.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

A rainmaker offers his help when New York suffers from a water shortage; Wojo, Harris, and Dietrich all eye an opening in the vice squad.

Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

Shirley gets a speeding ticket on her way to receive a Mother-of-the-Year award.

Keith escorts a princess around the United States.

Hazel gets Steve to help a friend by having Steve sell his house.

After Hazel decides that she needs new drapes, Barbara decides to have the whole room painted.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Tony is assigned to serve as a technical director on a new movie.

Samantha campaigns to rescue a neighborhood park for the children.

Uncle Arthur swaps Samantha and Darrin's voices as a joke; They try to keep a depressed Louise and Larry from finding out.

Maude accuses Carol of marrying for convenience instead of love when she announces her plans to wed.

Maude and Walter are reminded of their stormy courtship days while watching election results on television.

Mel's newly-divorced mother arrives for a visit and falls for Earl.

Jolene thinks her brother is up to one of his schemes when he sells Mel a worm farm.

Tootie discovers a talented campus comic and arranges a meeting for him with a talent scout.

Jo agrees to pose as George's fiancée at his high-school class reunion in an effort to impress his former girlfriend.

Jackie eagerly awaits a marriage proposal when Brad returns from a trip, but he's having second thoughts.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.

A rainmaker offers his help when New York suffers from a water shortage; Wojo, Harris, and Dietrich all eye an opening in the vice squad.

Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

The announcement of Barbara's engagement brings Ann's feelings of failure to the surface.

Katherine falls for Francine's slick father.

George recruits Tom to save the day in the bowling semifinals.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Actor Jonathan Winters; actor Peter Strauss.

Becker shuttles Reggie, Margaret, Jake and Linda to various engagements; Doug Heffernan, Ray Barone and Hilton Lucas visit Becker's office.

Becker is sure that his string of lucky breaks will bring some bad luck.

Casey convinces Brian to invest a hefty insurance check in a martini bar.

Joe and Brian are forced to sell the airline to a rich businessman who puts his slacker son in charge.

After Jamie (Helen Hunt) gives Paul's (Paul Reiser) new documentary a bad review, he's asked to care for his super's (guest star Jerry Adler) garden. With guest stars Abe Vigoda and Robert Klein.

Ira's (John Pankow) business takes a dive; Paul (Paul Reiser) is blinded by Jamie (Helen Hunt), which threatens Ira's plans. With guest stars Richard Kind and Dan Castellaneta.

While Anthony wonders whether he made a mistake by marrying Etienne, the ladies throw them a wedding shower.

When Anthony agrees to testify in court for Mary Jo, he reluctantly becomes her legal adviser.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

Reuben and Danny tackle their respective vices.

Laurie's biker friend threatens suicide after his girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal.

Fred Williams' house buy jeopardizes his son's education.

Hazel and Barbara scheme to earn money to buy a pool table for Steve.

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

An officer's son thinks he saw magic being used at Tony's house.

Tabitha grants a preschool classmate's wish to be a butterfly.

Dr. Bombay's attempt to save a dying willow tree causes Sam to cry, then laugh, when the wind blows.

Maude's unexpected announcement that she is pregnant brings divergent reactions from Carol and Walter.

Maude and Walter try to decide what to do about her unexpected pregnancy.

Mel's diner suddenly becomes popular after Alice spots a UFO.

Vera's debut as a cello player in a string quartet doesn't end on a melodic note.

Headed for an awards ceremony, Blair is trapped in an elevator with the operator who has a very special past; he shares his wisdom with Blair.

The girls travel to Atlantic City, N.J., to reunite Jo with the aspiring singer she met in Florida; they go to see Jo's old flame, rock 'n' roll singer Flyman.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

Newly engaged Barbara is shattered by news that could threaten her marital future.

Alex causes a fire in the apartment building.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Actor Martin Mull; comic Jerry Seinfeld; Scot Morris.

Becker's fear of asking Reggie to a social event goes back to the first time he was rejected at the tender age of 10.

Becker believes he is being stalked by a woman (Kim Darby) after he rescues her from choking.

The new business arrangement draws differing reactions from Joe and Brian.

Joe and Brian step in for a nervous Cord at a company conference; Antonio teaches Casey how to live within her means.

Dr. Lee (guest star Steve Park) helps Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon, as irresponsible Lisa (guest star Anne Ramsay) cares for Murray. With John Pankow, Mo Gaffney and Jeff Garlin.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) spend an unsettling, trial night in a large house in the suburbs. With guest stars Richard Benjamin and Rhea Perlman.

Mary Jo's colleagues cannot understand why she's interested in her dumb boyfriend (Patrick Warburton), a top male model.

The weather wreaks havoc on B.J.'s plan to fly everyone to Washington, D.C., for the inauguration.

A robber locks Mary, Lester, Sandra and Pee-wee Herman in a toy store.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.

Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

George exaggerates his financial standing to gain membership in an exclusive businessman's club.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans.

Danny wants to be treated as an adult; the school psychologist suggests a radical treatment to get to the bottom of Danny's behavioral problems.

Shirley's parents become "mod" in an effort to put the zip back into their marriage.

Steve risks losing a client to aid an injured motorist.

Hazel pens an essay for a newspaper on her boss's perfection.

Jeannie is annoyed when an old girlfriend of Tony's returns to town.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Endora teaches Darrin a lesson by turning him into a perfect gentleman.

To please Darrin's mother, Samantha reluctantly hires a maid.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Maude heads up a vigilante group to keep a youth arrested for marijuana possession out of jail.

Alice's compassionate nature is tested when she competes against Jolene and Vera on a game show.

Tommy finds himself on the other side of the law when he and a college pal indulge in some wild reveling.

The girls have an unexpected guest when they celebrate Blair's 21st birthday.

Angry Natalie decides to run for mayor of Peekskill.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.

Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.

Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans.

A blizzard causes re-evaluation of relationships.

Schneider's relationship with a female Russian basketball player leads to an international incident.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

George exaggerates his financial standing to gain membership in an exclusive businessman's club.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Actor Craig T. Nelson; actor Michael Crawford; journalist Bob Costas.

Becker quits smoking, but his increasingly surly disposition makes his friends wish he'd start again; Reggie considers returning to college.

Learning that a patient is dating Reggie, John advises him on proper courting; Linda becomes a mentor to a bratty child.

Unexpected guests (Brooke Adams, Abe Vigoda) and other mishaps disrupt holiday plans and dampen the gang's Christmas spirit.

Antonio discovers Roy is dating the cabbie's favorite talk show host; Joe and Helen's relationship cools off.

The couple (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) learns that Jamie will be in bed with home run king Mark McGwire (guest starring as himself), via virtual reality. With John Pankow.

Paul and Jamie are forced to play parents when Uncle Phil (Mel Brooks) causes trouble after returning to school; Lisa gets breast implants.

When Mary Jo and Julia discuss putting a dog to sleep, Bernice (Alice Ghostley) assumes they're referring to her.

When Anthony and Etienne's families finally meet, Julia persuades them to repeat their marriage vows.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Sabrina accidentally erases Christmas from the world's memory; she has only 24 hours to restore the holiday.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) spell turns Valerie (Lindsay Sloane) into a Sabrina clone; Salem finds fame as a painter.

Sabrina resorts to magic to persuade Harvey to go to college; Zsa Zsa turns Zelda into a practical joker.

Sabrina and Hilda (Melissa Joan Hart, Caroline Rhea) bring back Lucy (guest star Julia Duffy), the former Mrs. Kraft, to break up Zelda's (Beth Broderick) romance with Kraft.

Mork teaches a dishonest mechanic a lesson.

Suave Xerko wants Mork's job as Earth observer.

Jack and his family place themselves within the elephant population of the Hwange National Park of Zimbabwe.

Exploring Chile, Jack finds flamingoes, penguins and guanacos.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Vicky tries to restore Jack's injured ego.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Mel injures his back at Alice's apartment and has to stay there for two weeks.

Alice and Vera are stunned when it seems that Flo and Mel have become more than friends, but both go to Alice to try and break off the new relationship.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Ginny surprises everyone with the revelation that she has a daughter.

Ann's emergency call brings a young doctor whose bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired.

Archie Bunker runs a neighborhood bar in Queens.

Archie Bunker runs a neighborhood bar in Queens.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

Danny is interested in the whales singing and tells the family they need to include whales in their act to show their support of ecology; the Partridges make a record featuring the song of a whale to raise awareness of the whale's plight.

Keith decides that being the eldest, he should take more responsibility for his siblings.