Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.

A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades.

Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.

A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.

Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.

A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.

Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper.

An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.

A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.

Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.

Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.

While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.

The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.

Cartman discovers his father's identity.

A meeting with a disgraced councilman lands Leslie in the middle of a sex scandal; when Ron offers to cover for Leslie for a day, he quickly discovers how much work she really does.

When a neighboring town puts a fence around one of its parks, Leslie asks an old friend for help; Ron tries to stop his own birthday party from happening.

Leslie forms a citizen action group in hope of getting some work done; everyone in the office tries to plan a Christmas gift for Leslie.

Tammy II crashes a woodworking awards dinner that Ron, Diane and Leslie are attending; Jerry fails to invite some of his friends to his holiday party.

After Michael suggests a game of "Yankee Swap" with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low.

Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.

Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.

Meredith's hair catches fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on the hottest toy of the holiday season.

Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush.

Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.

Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.

Andy tries to make holiday wishes come true; Robert decides to drown his sorrows at the office party.

Dwight picks up the slack when the party planning committee fails to plan a Christmas party; Darryl worries Jim has forgotten the promise he made; Pete teaches Erin about "Die Hard.".

A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.

A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.

There's a new boss in town-Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees; Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.

There's a new boss in town-Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees; Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.

Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Web site launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Web site does.

Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Web site launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Web site does.

Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm.

Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm.

Michael seizes the opportunity to exhibit his creativity when the Scranton branch must participate in a company ad; Dwight explores an online world.

Michael fights back when Karen tries to woo Stanley away from Scranton; a Finer Things Club further disturbs Dunder Mifflin's calm.

When Ryan excludes him from a wilderness retreat, Michael goes into the woods for his own survival adventure; Jim tries to revolutionize the office birthday party.

Jan sues Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is deposed as a witness; Kelly trash-talks Pam after Darryl beats Jim at pingpong.

Pam and Jim run out of excuses and must go to Jan and Michael's house for dinner; when Dwight learns that Angela and Andy are also invited, jealousy gets the best of him.

A model in an office-supply catalog makes Michael feel things; to win back Dunder-Mifflin's parking spaces, Kevin and Andy oppose bosses of five businesses.

Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York; Scranton staffers must work on a Saturday for Ryan's Web site project.

Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.

After getting the brush-off from Santa at the mall, Brian and Stewie travel to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson.

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.

Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women.

A selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa; Brian must help Stewie process the experience.

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.

Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.

Collection of musical numbers from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics album.

Kyle awaits Mr. Hankey's appearance at Christmas.

Helped by Santa Claus, Mr. Hankey, and Jesus, Cartman tries to bring the Christmas spirit to the downtrodden people of Iraq; Jimmy sings his favorite holiday song.

The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike from his birth parents.

Stan helps the woodland animals build a manger for the birth of their Lord.

Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.

Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.

Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.

Father and stepfather Dusty and Brad join forces to make Christmastime perfect for the children. Their newfound partnership soon gets put to the test when Dusty's old-school, macho dad and Brad's gentle father arrive to turn the holiday upside down.

An insecure man (Will Ferrell) competes for the affection of his stepchildren when their freewheeling father (Mark Wahlberg) breezes back into town.

Father and stepfather Dusty and Brad join forces to make Christmastime perfect for the children. Their newfound partnership soon gets put to the test when Dusty's old-school, macho dad and Brad's gentle father arrive to turn the holiday upside down.

The comic performs his well-known characters, including Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

The comic performs his well-known characters, including Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

The comic performs his well-known characters, including Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

The comic performs his well-known characters, including Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Indebted to a big-time drug lord, a pot dealer travels to Mexico with a fake family and a camper to pick up a large shipment and smuggle it into the U.S.

Thirty years after his childhood wish brought his beloved teddy bear (Seth MacFarlane) to life, a man's (Mark Wahlberg) close attachment to the talking toy prevents him from making the emotional leap from boyhood to adulthood.

After a power outage in Quahog, Peter tells his family the greatest story every told; a parody of Luke Skywalker on his path to aid the rebellion along with his companions R2-D2, C-3PO, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Peter entertains the family with a retelling of "The Empire Strikes Back."Guests: Tom Selleck, Dolph Lundgren, Brigitte Nielsen, Michael Pataki, George Rogan, James Green..

James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, and the evening turns into a murder mystery when guests end up dead.

Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.

Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.

Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.

A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.

School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.

The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.

Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals.".

When Cleveland discovers that he and his wife are not married and that his best friend, Terry, is gay and in a relationship, they all decide to go to Vermont for a double wedding; Cleveland Jr. tries to get Rallo to break a nasty habit.

When Cleveland's efforts to save the town's drive-in movie theater are noticed by the Stoolbend Preservation Society, he is invited to a private dinner where he learns about the town's legacy.

Cleveland discovers his parents have been selling his belongings because they lost their life savings to a scam artist; Rallo gets a toy microphone.

Lester appears to take his own life after losing his life savings; Rallo opens his own barbershop.

Donna becomes extremely jealous when Cleveland is reunited with a former high school classmate who is now thin and beautiful.

It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.

A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.

A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.

The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus.

The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Miserables.".

The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.

Thirty years after his childhood wish brought his beloved teddy bear (Seth MacFarlane) to life, a man's (Mark Wahlberg) close attachment to the talking toy prevents him from making the emotional leap from boyhood to adulthood.

Teddy bear Ted (Seth MacFarlane) seeks legal help from a young lawyer (Amanda Seyfried) and a legendary, civil-rights attorney (Morgan Freeman) when the law declares him to be property and not a person.

Indebted to a big-time drug lord, a pot dealer travels to Mexico with a fake family and a camper to pick up a large shipment and smuggle it into the U.S.

Two cops (Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum) must confront their teenage angst all over again when they go under cover as high-school students.

Officers Jenko (Channing Tatum) and Schmidt (Jonah Hill) begin to question their partnership after each infiltrates different cliques while undercover at a local college.

The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.

Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.

Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.

The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.

The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos.

The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case.

The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.

While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.

Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.

A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat.

The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.

South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.

The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.

The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.

The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.

The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.

Leslie helps Tom prepare for a big evening; April and Ben conduct interviews; Donna and Andy assist Ron with a life change.

Before bidding Pawnee farewell, the gang must complete one last task together: repairing a broken swingset on a playground.

Before bidding Pawnee farewell, the gang must complete one last task together: repairing a broken swingset on a playground.

Leslie Knope tries to beautify her town by helping a local nurse turn a construction pit into a community park.

Leslie and her committee try to build support for her park project; Tom uses questionable recruiting tactics.

Leslie asks a reporter to do a story on her project; Tom tries to kiss up to his boss.

Leslie faces a tough ethical choice at a casual get-together; Andy has a surprise for Ann.

Leslie makes an impression at a banquet honoring her mother; Mark and Tom go to a bar to pick up women.

Andy remains unaware of Angela's affair with Dwight; Michael is nervous about a corporate meeting with Wallace.

Michael and Dwight go undercover to learn about a competitor; employees hold a debate to decide whether an actress is hot.

Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire-safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus.

Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus.

Michael takes Pam with him on a tour of the other branches to explain Scranton's relative success; Dwight and Jim, the new heads of the party planning committee, forget a birthday.

Michael and Pam continue their branch tour; Jim and Dwight try to fulfill their party planning duties; Angela's new cat causes a commotion.

Michael meets a mysterious woman at a blood drive; Dwight and Kevin attend a "Lonely Hearts Party"; Jim and Pam have an awkward lunch with Bob and Phyllis.

Michael comes up with an idea that causes a huge problem in the office; Pam, Jim and Andy each give Kevin different advice on wooing a woman.

Michael makes big plans for his 15th anniversary party at Dunder Mifflin; Jim plays a prank on Dwight that has unexpected results.

Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets increasingly tense; Pam finds the new copier a challenge.

Jim faces Charles during a soccer game in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot; Michael finds himself afraid to face the workday.

Two lazy, immature men become rivals when the marriage of one's mother and the other's father forces them to live as siblings in the same house.

NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene.

Two deskbound detectives get more than they bargain for when they take on a seemingly minor case that may turn out to be New York's biggest crime.

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.

Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations.".

Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.

A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.

Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.

The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.

Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.

Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.

The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.

Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.

The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.

Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.

Leslie goes to a meeting with a local bigwig while her subcommittee members go to Andy's first concert since breaking both his legs.

Hoping to promote the local zoo, Leslie arranges a penguin "wedding," but things don't go as planned when they realize the birds are both male.

Tom and Leslie discover marijuana planted in the community garden; Ann gets permission from Leslie to go on a date with Mark.

Leslie eagerly anticipates her role as a judge in the Miss Pawnee Pageant but finds herself disagreeing with the other judges about what constitutes an ideal woman.

Leslie, nervous about her first date with Dave (Louis C.K.), goes on a practice date with Ann; Ron, Tom, April and Mark try to find dirt on one another.

Leslie hosts the Parks and Recreation Department of Boraqua, Venezuela, Pawnee's sister city; Tom becomes an errand boy; April plays hard to get.

Leslie and the rest of the department help an organization build a playground; Leslie takes advice from Mark.

Leslie asks Dave and Andy to help her catch a teenage vandal; Ann tries to throw a fun Halloween party.

Leslie learns the library department, which is run by Ron's ex-wife (Megan Mullally), wants to take over her lot; Andy gets a job in hopes of winning back Ann.

After a City Hall mural is defaced, the members of the Parks Department compete to come up with a new design; Andy and Ron share an uncomfortable moment.

Leslie invites herself on Ron's annual hunting trip to prove that she can hang with the guys; with everyone else away, April and Andy bond in the office.

Leslie finds out that Tom is getting a divorce and tries to cheer him up, but Tom is withholding an important detail about his marriage to Wendy.

Ann sets Leslie up on a blind date; one of Ann's old friends makes Mark feel insecure.

Dwight and Andy plan a hunting trip; Charles asks Jim for a "rundown", and Jim tries to figure out what that is; Michael hosts a paper and pancakes luncheon.

Dwight's devotion to Michael is tested; Andy tries to fulfill Jim's emotional needs.

Michael's new company has a hard time making early-morning deliveries; the office struggles to get expense reports in on time when Angela enforces the company policy.

Michael must settle a dispute within the sales team; employees cause trouble when they take the term "casual" Friday too loosely.

Michael brings dancing and coffee to the office; Jim and Pam plan a secret trip.

Michael reunites with Holly (Amy Ryan) at Dunder Mifflin's annual company picnic while the rest of the staff competes in a volleyball tournament.

Michael feels left out when the rest of the staff gossips about the summer interns, so he hunts for a juicy secret to share.

Jim makes a request that leaves Michael feeling defensive and insecure; Pam works on the guest list for the wedding; Toby and Dwight go under cover to investigate a workers' comp claim.

After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog.

In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors.

The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.

Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker.

Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist.

Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.

A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades.

The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.

Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.

Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.

Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.

The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.

When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.

Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.

Following a date with Justin in Indianapolis, Leslie hosts a dinner party at her house to try to impress him.

Leslie objects to a deal the Parks Department forms with a local company to sell energy bars in Pawnee; Mark agrees to help Tom move.

Leslie and Justin reunite her mother with an old flame for Valentine's Day; Andy's band is nervous about playing a gig at the Senior Center.

Ron wins an award for a project that Leslie began; Tom needs to find money to invest in a local Pawnee club.

Leslie must catch a possum that bit the mayor's dog; Mark refuses to bend the rules for Ron.

After Jerry is mugged in a park, Leslie meets with the head ranger (Andy Samberg) in hopes of improving safety; everyone tries to be nicer to Jerry when he returns to the office.

Leslie plans a picnic lunch for Ron and former directors of the Parks Department; Tom poses for the cover of the summer events catalog.

Ron becomes upset when April mistakenly schedules meetings for him; Leslie fights to preserve a historic landmark.

When she hosts the late-night shift of a local telethon, Leslie gets a former professional basketball player as a celebrity guest; Mark has big plans for his relationship with Ann.

The news breaks that not everyone will be getting a raise; Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim; Pam wants cash instead of wedding gifts.

The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner.

The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner.

Dwight and Andy convince Michael that an insurance salesman who visits the office is part of the Mafia.

Michael shocks Pam and Jim when he reveals the identity of his new girlfriend; Dwight offers Jim a strange peace offering.

The office plans a haunted house for children in the community; Michael falls into a koi pond at an important business meeting.

Having run out of excuses, Jim and Pam are forced to go on an uncomfortable double date with Michael and Helena (Linda Purl); Dwight is doing nice things for everyone in the office.

Troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin rock Michael's world; strange diversions upset Jim; Andy finds that his awkwardness is his biggest hurdle in courting Erin.

When David Wallace invites Michael to the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York, Michael brings Oscar, Dwight and Andy along; Jim tries to get Ryan to do work.

Michael must tell the truth when he realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago; Jim starts an employee-of-the-month program to boost employee morale.

Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush.

Michael, Dwight, Pam and Andy try to impress a potential buyer who comes to Dunder Mifflin; Michael remembers good times they have had in the office.

Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre's new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date.

The Sabre CEO visits the Scranton office and says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plan backfires.

When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.

When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.

Michael tries to impress Jo; Dwight causes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave; Erin and Andy go on their first date.

Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads.

Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela.

Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's.

Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program.

Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously.

Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract.

When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is.

Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank.

Corporate forces Michael into counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge after a shop owner snubs him; Pam tries to change her job title.

Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent baby sitter.

Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office.

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents; chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when Stewie's machine goes haywire.

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle; his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.

Quagmire loses his most treasured body part and must learn to live without it; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.

Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.

The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.

Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.

The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.

Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and the society.

South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.

When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.

A visit from two state auditors (Adam Scott and Rob Lowe) puts Leslie's new park plans on hold; April has a plan for Andy.

Leslie decides to take matters into her own hands when Ben (Adam Scott) stops her from holding a children's concert; Mark faces some big decisions; Andy is surprised by some romantic attention.

Leslie asks Ann to help her convince Chris and Ben to give the parks department more money; Ron and Andy coach basketball; April makes an announcement.

Leslie comes down with the flu while planning the local Harvest Festival; Andy and Ron bond.

Leslie plans to bury a time capsule that summarizes life in Pawnee; Andy asks Chris for help winning April back.

Tom tries to get even with Ron by going on a date with Ron's ex-wife (Megan Mullally); April is asked to work with Chris.

Leslie, Tom and Ben try to spread the word about the Harvest Festival; Ben faces tricky questions about his past; Andy vies for April's affection.

Ron and Leslie travel to Indianapolis to receive commendation for the upcoming Harvest Festival; April and Andy learn to have fun without spending money.

Leslie deals with a Wamapoke tribal leader who is threatening to put a curse on the Harvest Festival; April is upset with Andy; Ann gets some romantic advice.

When Dwight, who has a fear of public speaking, is asked to give a speech at a sales convention, he turns to Michael for help.

Michael strikes up a friendship with the 5-year-old daughter of his enemy when children visit the office.

Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin employees ice skating to celebrate his birthday; Kevin waits nervously for test results.

Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot and launches a full investigation; Michael asks an unusual favor.

Chaos ensues when Michael takes responsibility for conflict resolution from the Human Relations department.

Employees take some big gambles when they host a charity casino-night in their warehouse.

Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee; the situation with Jim and Pam.

Michael organizes a party in his hotel room when he, Dwight and Jan attend the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention in Philadelphia.

After Jan busts Michael for having a "movie Monday," Angela pushes Dwight to make a play for Michael's job.

Michael tries to help the staff grieve after learning that the former regional manager has died.

Dwight takes Ryan on his first sales call, subjecting him to an outrageous series of tests along the way.

Michael urges the staff to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights.

Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged.

Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict; the staff compares the office to a prison.

Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation; an e-mail of a racy vacation photo makes the rounds of the office.

Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff for sales calls; Dwight tries to cover for Angela when she misses a deadline.

Oscar returns from his long vacation; Andy takes advantage of events to get closer to Michael; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target.

Michael brings two adult performers into the office in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower; Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.

Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding; Dwight plans to catch wedding crashers.

Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school; Dwight battles a bat that is loose in the office; Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.

Michael and Jan make their relationship public during a party; Jim meets Karen's ex; the staff goes to happy hour for drinks.

Darryl meets with Michael to negotiate a pay increase; Jim deals with the consequences of Pam's confession to Roy.

Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace.

The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper.

Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator.

Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing.

Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news.

Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news.

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; after she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.

After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident that leaves him dependent on Lois and the Griffins' care.

The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcise the spirit.

Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.

When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.

After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.

The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.

One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.

The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.

Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.

Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.

Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.

The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.

Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.

When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.

After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.

Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.

Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.

Friends and former teammates (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock) learn that age does not, necessarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor the memory of their basketball coach.

Lenny Feder moves his family back to his hometown to be with his old friends and finds out that he didn't leave the crazy life behind in Los Angeles.

A powerful swing convinces a hockey player (Adam Sandler) he can join the PGA tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.

A thirty-two-year-old law school graduate living off a meager lawsuit award adopts a five-year-old boy in a misguided attempt to impress his girlfreind, who is about to break up with him.

Friends and former teammates (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock) learn that age does not, necessarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor the memory of their basketball coach.

Lenny Feder moves his family back to his hometown to be with his old friends and finds out that he didn't leave the crazy life behind in Los Angeles.

After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg; Chris is sent to a vocational school.

To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress; Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

The brewery's new bosses decide to change the company's mascot; in an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor; Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game.

Peter's new job as the White House press secretary sees the Griffins move to Washington, but things soon come to a head between Peter and President Trump.

Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.

The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.

For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.

Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.

Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.

The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.

Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.

Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.

The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.

The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.

Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.

The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.

Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.

The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.

Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.

A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.

Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out.

The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.

A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.

Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.

Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.

When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.

Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.

Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday.

Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.

Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.

Butters' Al revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality.

The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.

Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.

Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.

Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson.

When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter.

The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.

In search of Stewie's big wheel tricycle, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea; Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game.

After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy.

When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following; Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired.

When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor; the race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian.

When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.

Peter and his friends are tired of forgetting the lucrative business ideas they come up with while drinking; they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move; Quagmire tries to come to terms with a family development.

Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.

South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.

An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.