When Fry's head is grafted onto Amy's body, they are forced to spend Valentine's Day together. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.

When Hank and Peggy forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, he uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his attention.

During football practice, Hank breaks his nose and goes to a plastic surgeon to get it fixed.

Peggy becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest and most glamorous mother at Bobby's cotillion classes.

Dale gets out of hand when Nancy leaves the small-town news arena for the bright lights of Dallas, prompting Hank and Peggy to beg her to return home.

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Working in the shadow of his father, Detective Ezekiel "Zeke" Banks and his rookie partner take charge of an investigation into grisly murders that are eerily reminiscent of the city's gruesome past. Unwittingly entrapped in a deepening mystery, Zeke finds himself at the center of the killer's morbid game.

It's been 40 years since Laurie Strode survived a vicious attack from crazed killer Michael Myers on Halloween night. Locked up in an institution, Myers manages to escape when his bus transfer goes horribly wrong. Laurie now faces a terrifying showdown when the masked madman returns to Haddonfield, Ill. - but this time, she's ready for him.

All seems well for Eric Bowen (Sam Rockwell), wife Amy (Rosemarie DeWitt) and their three children as they move into their new house in the suburbs of Illinois. Soon, youngest daughter Maddy (Kennedi Clements) begins talking to an imaginary friend, or so the family thinks. It's not long before sinister spirits wreak havoc in the home, holding Maddy captive and forcing the parents to consult a team of parapsychologists who engage the supernatural entities in a battle for the girl's freedom.

Homer hopes an eating binge will help him weigh in at 300 pounds so he can work at home.

Homer encounters his mother after faking his own death so he can enjoy Saturday at home instead of helping co-workers collect litter on Mr. Burns' stretch of highway.

Springfield's air show turns bad with the arrival of an atomic bomb-toting Sideshow Bob.

Troy McClure hosts a brief history of the Simpsons that includes outtakes and never-seen-before footage.

Bart is accused of shoplifting and panics when Marge plans a family portrait at the same store.

Linda attempts to become more involved with the P.T.A.; Bob tries to cheer up a hardware store owner after unknowingly making a joke about his pet parrot that recently flew away.

When Zeke gets into trouble, the Belcher kids and Jimmy Jr. try to prevent him from being sent to a disciplinary school; Tina tries to thwart their mission, so she can have Jimmy Jr. to herself; Randy rents out Bob's Burgers to shoot a film.

Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary gets tricky when the kids become involved.

Unable to afford a rare gourmet mushroom for a Burger of the Day, Bob and Gene jump into the cutthroat world of mushroom foraging; Tina's powerful new prescription glasses lead her to believe she has a superpower.

Tina and Bob participate in the Thundergirls father-daughter cardboard boat race; Tina tries to hide her feelings about Bob's terrible boat-building skills; Linda drags Louise and Gene to a fire station open house and overstays her welcome.

Things get spooky when Tina dissects a pig in science class; Bob and Linda battle a giant ball of ear wax.

Peter becomes mad with power during a production of "The King and I," wrenching creative control away from Lois.

Peter receives sensitivity training at a women's retreat after he tells some tasteless jokes at work.

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying so that the Make-A-Dream-Come-True Foundation will restore a canceled TV show.

Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voices of James Carville and Lee Majors.

A gallery owner admires Chris' painting and invites the Griffins to New York; Peter envies an old classmate.

After Meg appears on a talk show, the network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series.

After Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house, Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.

Peter infiltrates the high school after it is gripped by a toad-licking craze. Guest voice: Gregg Allman.

Stewie develops a crush on a girl at his day-care center, while newly liberated Lois becomes a flight attendant.

Peter becomes embroiled in the affairs of a mob family after he takes a mobster's nephew to the movies.

Bender becomes a headliner in the Ultimate Robot Fighting League. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.

Determined to perpetuate her race, Leela accepts the marriage proposal of a male cyclops. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.

Professor Farnsworth creates a clone named Cubert on the occasion of his 150th birthday. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.

When Hermes goes on vacation, an attractive bureaucrat takes his place at Planet Express. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Nora Dunn.

Bobby sees the error of his ways and decides it's up to him to bring peace to Arlen; Hank and the guys try to outdo another neighborhood with the grandest July Fourth fireworks extravaganza ever.

Hank receives a box of his late father's personal effects and a set of bizarre last requests; Dale and Bill become bitter enemies while fighting over an empty beer can left on the ground.

Hank is vilified by a Little League coach when he tries to be realistic about Bobby's below-average baseball skills.

Luanne creates a franchise around her Manger Baby puppets and becomes a children's performer.

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A ruptured water main creates an enormous sinkhole right in front of Bob's Burgers, blocking the entrance indefinitely and ruining the Belchers' plans for a successful summer. While Bob and Linda struggle to keep the business afloat, the kids try to solve a mystery that could save their family's restaurant. As the dangers mount, these underdogs help each other find hope as they fight to get back behind the counter.

The combination of Homer (Dan Castellaneta), his new pet pig, and a leaky silo full of excrement triggers a disaster that threatens not just Springfield but the entire world. An angry mob descends on the Simpson home, splitting the family. With Earth's fate in the balance, Homer sets out on a quest for redemption in order to save the world and earn Marge's (Julie Kavner) forgiveness.

Hank cleans up Cotton's mess when, after inheriting $10,000, Cotton is suckered into buying a time share.

Hank's wish is granted when Bobby accidentally shoots a garden gnome Peggy installed in the front yard.

Dale becomes pro-U.S. after he loses belief in conspiracies; Hank battles through a mountain of red tape to get his driver's license fixed.

The Hills agree to care for a soldier's pet, but Hank's dream of playing fetch while serving his country are dashed when the pet turns out to be a cat.

Hank becomes very uncomfortable when Enrique, a co-worker having trouble at home, forces himself into Hank's personal life.

Hank and Bobby declare a state of emergency to protect the house from disasters after Hank forgets to mail the insurance payment.

Mr. Burns forces his way onto Homer's newly formed bowling league; Bart's T-shirt incites a riot at school.

Homer is envious when former President George H.W. Bush moves next door and takes the neighborhood by storm.

Marge joins Springfield's social elite and becomes obsessed with maintaining her new status.

As Springfield prepares for its bicentennial celebration, Lisa uncovers the truth about the city's founder.

Homer fills in for vacationing Smithers, forcing Mr. Burns to become independent.

Deprived of cartoon violence, Bart and Lisa crusade to bring Itchy and Scratchy back to television.

Selma thinks something is strange with Troy McClure's marriage proposal.

Bart and his friends take a spring break road trip in a rental car, while Lisa stays home and bonds with Homer.

Homer mistakenly locks Maggie in a newspaper box; Apu shuts down the Kwik-E-Mart to romp at a wild party.

Apu turns to Fat Tony for help when he faces deportation.

After undergoing liposuction, a newly lean and handsome Peter goes back for more plastic surgery. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis.

While fighting city hall, Peter declares his property an independent nation-state and makes himself president.

After Meg writes her first article for the school newspaper, Peter replaces her piece with one of his own.

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.

Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland's son, who shows a flair for the game of golf. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Patrick Warburton, Nicole Sullivan and Phil LaMarr.

Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett.

A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta.

Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes.

Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane.

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.

Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the tourists who flock to Quahog during autumn.

Hank and the guys deal with less-than-agreeable visitors when Boomhauer trades homes with a Canadian family for the summer.

A trio of older girls befriends Bobby, and Hank worries that his son is being emasculated; Hank and the guys build the ultimate cart for a homeless man.

Bobby joins the local college's meat-examination team after he discovers he has a talent for identifying cuts of meat.

Hank's mother announces that she has decided to marry a man Hank has never met and move into a recreational vehicle.

To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates, including Principal Moss, a former pinup girl and a Russian who deals in high-end fashion knockoffs.

After getting into an argument with Joseph about the girl he has been dating, Dale ends up in a mental institution.

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The combination of Homer (Dan Castellaneta), his new pet pig, and a leaky silo full of excrement triggers a disaster that threatens not just Springfield but the entire world. An angry mob descends on the Simpson home, splitting the family. With Earth's fate in the balance, Homer sets out on a quest for redemption in order to save the world and earn Marge's (Julie Kavner) forgiveness.

The football team forfeits a big game due to poor field maintenance, but Hank resolves to keep the booster club from replacing the field keeper.

Luanne takes a second job as a member of a roller-derby team to get out of credit-card debt.

John Redcorn decides to build a casino to create a venue for his band to play, then finds out Texas does not allow gaming.

Dale protests against a smoking ban in Arlen by going from bar to bar disguised as the smoking bandit.

When meteorologist Irv Bennett (Brendan Fraser) replaces Nancy, she goes to extreme lengths to prove her worth and remain an integral part of the news team.

Hank encourages Bobby to join the track team, but the coach uses Bobby to motivate the better runners.

Bill joins an all-male chorus, and the guys try to be supportive, until he begins missing work because of his new hobby.

On a guys weekend at the beach, Hank goes overboard to prove he is not uptight.

After meeting his millionaire half brother (voice of Danny DeVito), Homer sets out to design the perfect car.

Homer becomes a neighborhood hero when he buys a snowplow and clears his neighbors' driveways.

A bored Marge decides to try her hand at selling real estate and makes her first sale to the Flanderses.

Marge develops road rage while driving her new sport utility vehicle.

When Homer loses his job at the plant, he takes over the ice cream truck business; Marge battles her depression by making sculptures from popsicle sticks.

Marge undergoes a counseling program that helps parents raise their children to be independent at an early age; Homer becomes a tow-truck driver.

Bart suspects that one of his friends is a rat when his seemingly fool-proof pranks start to backfire; Homer grows very attached to the fancy loaner car he gets after Marge damages their vehicle in an accident.

Marge grows to dislike her new car because it wouldn't be big enough if they were to decide to have another baby; Bart and his friend spy on Lisa.

On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend; Gene and Louise are turned loose on motorized animals; Linda disrupts a book reading; Bob struggles to shop for acceptable pants.

Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant, until the actor who plays Hawk throws a wrench into the works.

Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night; the kids challenge their babysitter and face the storm in an ice cream truck.

Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving.

Gene auditions for a small role in a local theater production, but things backfire when he discovers that Linda actually bargained with the director to get Gene the part.

Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays; Bob and Tina get trapped at home with Linda's fussy family; Gene and Louise scramble to find the perfect gift for Tina.

Gene gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium, but Louise takes matters into her own hands to defend Gene's honor.

Tina goes too far trying to be a perfect mentor; Bob and Linda test out the gym next door.

Homer takes Bart and Lisa to a rock concert featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Cypress Hill and Peter Frampton.

The Simpsons rent a beach house for their first vacation ever; Lisa reinvents herself.

Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson.

Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight.

When Peter puts everything he owns on the line to buy a fishing boat, he must hunt down a famous man-eating fish to recoup his losses.

Stewie vows to keep his parents from procreating when they decide to have another baby, and he finally shrinks himself down to microscopic size in order to destroy all of Peter's sperm.

When the ship sinks during a fishing trip, leaking caffeine spawns a civilization of mermaids and mermen.

Bender is recruited by the robot mafia to participate in a Zuban cigar heist. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Tress MacNeille.

The founder of Mom's Friendly Robot Co. wants world domination for a Mother's Day gift. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.

The crew discovers an irresistible source of food on a new planet.

When professor Farnsworth builds a "what if" machine, Fry and the crew find out what would happen if their wishes were fulfilled.

Fry and Bender join the military, unaware that Earth is about to go to war; Leela serves under Zapp Brannigan.

When Bender's late uncle leaves him a gothic castle, Bender must spend one entire night there. Voices of Billy West, John Di Maggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille.

When Fry and Leela exchange job chips, Leela becomes a pizza delivery girl and Fry thaws out his old girlfriend.

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Disaster strikes more than six miles below the ocean surface when water crashes through the walls of a drilling station. Led by their captain, the survivors realize that their only hope is to walk across the sea floor to reach the main part of the facility. But the crew soon find themselves in a fight for their lives when they come under attack from mysterious and deadly creatures that no one has seen before.

Behind our world, there is another - a world of dangerous and powerful monsters that rule their domain with deadly ferocity. When Lt. Artemis and her loyal soldiers are transported from our world to the new one, the unflappable lieutenant receives the shock of her life. In a desperate battle for survival against enormous enemies with incredible powers and unstoppable, terrifying attacks, Artemis teams up with a mysterious hunter who has found a way to fight back.

A series of mysterious disappearances in a small Midwestern town may be linked to a supernatural entity.

Homer accepts a new job and moves the family to Cypress Creek, where the perfect setting soon turns sour.

Homer turns to a career in pro boxing when he discovers he has a genetic condition that protects his brain from injury.

Louise skeptically joins Jessica and fifth-grader Megan in their search for Wharfy, a mythical sea monster; Bob takes an online master class by a world-renowned chef.

Tina competes against Gene and Louise to write a new school song for Wagstaff; Bob and Linda battle blinding glare from Jimmy Pesto's new shiny steel awning across the street.

When Gayle decides to host an artist workshop in a yurt, Linda feels compelled to support her sister; Louise and Gene lead a covert operation to find a lost cat for a cash reward.

Bob and the kids help a down-on-his-luck restaurant owner; Linda and Teddy get carried away with St. Patrick's Day festivities.

The family takes an unexpected road trip with Nat the limo driver.

Tina goes to see Josh perform in a tap show and suspects sabotage when he's injured on stage.

The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town after Chris identifies a convenience-store thief in a police lineup.

Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.

Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor in a genealogy book and embraces African-American culture.

When Joe fails to keep up with a thief, Peter volunteers to train him for a decathlon; Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over $26.

Bender and his trusty pig set off to hunt space truffles in the truffle belt.

The crew embarks on a journey to witness the birth of a new universe.

The guys are sentenced to death on Planet Amazonia by a race of giant women. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Bea Arthur.

The crew is injected into Fry's body to fight off parasites he picked up from an egg-salad sandwich. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom.

Earthlings assault Bender as he delivers toys on behalf of the evil Santabot, who is frozen in a block of ice.

Fry searches the ruins of New York for a seven-leaf clover he remembers from his past. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Lauren Tom and David Herman.

The Griffins spend Christmas Eve at the mall after Peter accidentally gives away all of the family's presents.

After drowning his loneliness in alcohol, Brian is charged with drunken driving, and a judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman.

Stewie gets the acting bug and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts; Peter saves a nudist from the ocean.

When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Brian and Stewie stow away on a flight to Europe but end up stranded in Saudi Arabia. Guest voices include Andy Dick, Jon Favreau and Gene Simmons.

The Griffins are little, Peter finds a genie's lamp and the Griffins have superpowers in three stories inspired by viewer mail.

Kahn's bouts of manic depression threaten to derail Hank's plan to build a tricked-out barbecue grill for an upcoming Strickland event.

A social worker arrives at the Hill household when people misinterpret Hank's attitude toward Bobby. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

The school principal recruits Peg to teach sex education to Bobby's class; Hank does everything he can to keep his son from learning about sex.

Hank gets in trouble with the police and environmentalists when he takes Bobby and his Boy Scout troop on an adventure.

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Accompanied by her husband, son and daughter, Adelaide Wilson returns to the beachfront home where she grew up as a child. Haunted by a traumatic experience from the past, Adelaide grows increasingly concerned that something bad is going to happen. Her worst fears soon become a reality when four masked strangers descend upon the house, forcing the Wilsons into a fight for survival. When the masks come off, the family is horrified to learn that each attacker takes the appearance of one of them.

When Mr. Burns' long-lost illegitimate son, Larry, turns up, Mr. Burns rejects him because he thinks he's an idiot; Larry concocts a money-making scam with Homer.

To pay for damaging their property, Bart agrees to do chores at a neighbor's house.

Homer contemplates a divorce when Milhouse's parents split up.

When Teddy finds himself doubting his abilities as a handyman, the kids build up his confidence.

Louise must face her fear of public pooping when her class goes on an overnight trip to the aquarium; Linda enlists the family to make a video for her parents' anniversary.

While trying to show Tina what's great about their town, Linda ends up on the trail of a legendary local singer; Teddy turns to Bob for help in arguing with a sports radio host.

A classmate comes to Louise for lessons in how to get in trouble; Bob reluctantly agrees to bring Jimmy Pesto his hernia medication.

Bob goes on an epic quest to find a misplaced lockbox key; Tina attempts to learn a hand-slapping song that everyone can do - but her.

Linda tries to take her family to the symphony on free admission night, but her efforts are thwarted by a pinworm epidemic.

After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris.

During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson and they stay in his suite, where they find a copy of "Passion of the Christ 2.".

Chris falls for his new substitute teacher, who wants him to kill her husband; Brian tries to get through to a bunch of school rejects.

When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.

When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position.

After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.

When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant; Chris gets a horrible case of acne.

When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.

When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail.

Bender accidentally dumps hazardous material on penguins while he pilots the ship past Pluto. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille.

Bender meets a charming fembot in the Bending Factory when Farnsworth sends him there for rehabilitation.

Fry is strangely immune when flying brains invade Earth and reduce other humans to imbecility. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom.

Dr. Zoidberg makes a movie with his uncle, a faded hologram star, and ends up at the 3001 Academy Awards ceremony.

Willie Nelson invites the Hills to a barbecue after Bobby accidentally hits the star with a golf club.

After leaving her boyfriend, Hank's niece, Luanne, finds comfort with Boomhauer. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Chuck Mangione.

When Hank suffers irregularity, he must tolerate the embarrassment of a visit to the doctor and questions from his friends.

The Hills feud with their new Laotian neighbors when the families' dogs begin mating. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy..

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When her mother disappears while on vacation in Colombia with her new boyfriend, June's search for answers is hindered by international red tape. Stuck thousands of miles away in Los Angeles, June creatively uses all the latest technology at her fingertips to try and find her before it's too late. However, as she digs ever deeper, her digital sleuthing soon raises more questions than answers.

Accompanied by her husband, son and daughter, Adelaide Wilson returns to the beachfront home where she grew up as a child. Haunted by a traumatic experience from the past, Adelaide grows increasingly concerned that something bad is going to happen. Her worst fears soon become a reality when four masked strangers descend upon the house, forcing the Wilsons into a fight for survival. When the masks come off, the family is horrified to learn that each attacker takes the appearance of one of them.

Shocking surprises await a couple when they travel to a coastal island to sample a chef's lavish menu at an exclusive restaurant.

School bully Nelson Muntz becomes the object of Lisa's first crush; Homer discovers electronic panhandling.

A hurricane hitting Springfield spares the Simpsons but destroys Ned's home.

Exotic hot peppers from Springfield's annual chili cook-off cause Homer to envision a hallucinatory coyote.

Bob agrees to be the temporary chef at the Fischoeders' new nightclub; the kids decide to throw a party in the restaurant basement.

Louise's plan to get revenge on Halloween for a candy transgression hits a snag when the Belcher kids meet a mysterious elderly woman at a hotel; Linda and a very squeamish Bob donate blood at a vampire-themed blood mobile.

Tina is put in charge of the Wagstaff School time capsule project, but she makes an enemy when she rejects Tammy's submission; Bob teases Linda over her inability to whistle.

The family must figure out how to keep the restaurant open after Bob's flattop breaks on the morning of the Ocean Avenue Business Association's Ocean Fest on Ocean Avenue.

When Gene can't eat Thanksgiving dinner because of a stomach flu, the family tries to cheer him up.

When Linda's parents have a layover at an airport nearby, Bob and Linda attempt to turn it into their annual visit.

Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.

Brian's new relationship with Meg's teacher puts a strain on his friendship with Peter, so Peter finds a new friend, James Woods.

Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.

Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual.

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.

Lois learns she has a brother she has never met (Robert Downey Jr.), so she brings him home from a mental institution to live with her family.

When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.

A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.

Leela is reunited with an orphan-turned-plastic surgeon who offers her the appearance of two eyes. With the voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal.

Amy's new boyfriend enlists the gang as a posse to pursue rustlers who stole buggalo, an alien version of cattle.

Fry is fed a diet of motor oil at an insane asylum for robots until he comes to believe that he is a robot.

Prodigal sons return to start a competing delivery service that threatens the existence of Planet Express.

Hank must confront his visiting, war-veteran father when Bobby begins imitating Grandpa's chauvinistic behavior.

Peggy competes at the state Boggle championship in Dallas; Luanne and Bobby stain the carpet. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Laurie Metcalf.

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After the death of her mother and having no other known relatives, Evie takes a DNA test and discovers a long-lost cousin she never knew she had. Invited by her newfound family to a lavish wedding in the English countryside, Evie's at first seduced by the sexy aristocratic host. However, she's soon thrust into a nightmare of survival as she uncovers twisted secrets about her family history and the unsettling intentions behind their sinful generosity.

Shocking surprises await a couple when they travel to a coastal island to sample a chef's lavish menu at an exclusive restaurant.

Zombie slayers Tallahassee, Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock leave the confines of the White House to travel to Graceland in Memphis, Tenn. Along the way, they encounter other post-apocalyptic warriors and a group of survivors who find refuge in a commune. The scrappy fighters must now rely on their wits and weapons more than ever as they soon find themselves in a relentless battle against smarter, faster and seemingly indestructible zombies.

Avalanches trap Homer and Mr. Burns in a cabin at a teamwork retreat.

Stressed out Marge hires a nanny in an episode spoofing "Mary Poppins.".

Homer gets a job on "The Itchy & Scratchy Show," providing the voice of wisecracking hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a new character brought in by the network to shore up falling ratings.

Bart is befriended by a gay antiques dealer, causing Homer to find ways to intensify his own masculinity.

When Linda joins a women's business group, Gene gets possessive of her time; Louise and Tina want to learn how to fight.

When the Belchers get an unexpected invitation to cater the Glencrest Yacht Club's holiday boat parade, Bob wonders if there's a catch; Louise has her eye on the present-loaded Santa Schooner.

Louise convinces her parents to cash in on the lucrative Valentine's Day dinner business, even though it means putting Bob and Linda's own Valentine's Day plans on hold; Tina attends Tammy's Anti-Valentine's Day party.

Linda drags Bob and the kids out into nature, determined to take the best holiday family portrait ever.

While on a family trip to the flea market, Bob and Linda are haunted by a lie they told the kids about what really happened to their beloved stuffed animal, Wheelie Mammoth.

When Linda and Tina go to the shoe store, Gene is accidentally left home alone; Bob, Louise and Teddy go to buy restaurant equipment from a creepy guy whom Bob found on the internet.

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control.

When Peter goes on a TV game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire is smitten with her and ends up popping the question.

After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.

When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt; a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk-singing days.

After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.

Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage after Jasper announces he wants to marry his partner at the Griffin home.

Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television.

The Griffins get robbed; Peter narrates a chain of events in world history that explains the Griffin name.

Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.

Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker.

After Bender has a debilitating accident, rock star Beck comes to his aid with a benefit concert. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. Guest voice: Beck.

The professor creates a team of mutants to challenge the fearsome Harlem Globetrotters. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal.

Fry falls for a replica of actress Lucy Liu, who is being held against her will by an Internet company.

The New New York Mets ink Leela as the first female major-league blernsball player. Guest voices of Bob Uecker and Hank Aaron.

Bobby is found practicing his kissing techniques on Luanne's hairstyling model head. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

Hank takes Bobby to a firing range and learns that his son is a perfect shot. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

Hank's family and the city of Arlen brace themselves for an impending tornado. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

Hank finds ancient artifacts buried in his front lawn and ends up enduring an all-out archaeological dig.

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Zombie slayers Tallahassee, Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock leave the confines of the White House to travel to Graceland in Memphis, Tenn. Along the way, they encounter other post-apocalyptic warriors and a group of survivors who find refuge in a commune. The scrappy fighters must now rely on their wits and weapons more than ever as they soon find themselves in a relentless battle against smarter, faster and seemingly indestructible zombies.

Dutch, a soldier of fortune, is hired by the U.S. government to secretly rescue a group of politicians trapped in Guatemala. But when Dutch and his team, which includes weapons expert Blain and CIA agent George, land in Central America, something is wrong. After finding a string of dead bodies, the crew discovers they are being hunted by a brutal creature with superhuman strength and the ability to disappear into its surroundings.

Los Angeles is enduring a heat wave and a crime wave, so the pressure on police officer Michael Harrigan (Danny Glover) to solve a strange string of murders is mounting. Harrigan thinks the culprit can be found among the warring gangs and drug cartels, but FBI Special Agent Peter Keyes (Gary Busey) knows the horrible truth: Their killer is a fearsome extraterrestrial (Kevin Peter Hall) with keen hunting abilities that include superior night vision and the power to make itself invisible.

Sideshow Bob is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil; Bob takes a job on Cecil's dam project, but Bart and Lisa suspect he's up to no good.

Bart tries everything he can to destroy Lisa's image as a dependable baby sitter when she is left in charge.

Homer and friends reintroduce a speak-easy to Springfield when an old Prohibition law is enforced; Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron.

Bart exposes an affair between Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel after a failed attempt at blackmail.

Linda's new routine of diet and exercise gives her gastrointestinal trouble on the day of parent-teacher-student conferences.

When Tina is forced to listen to Spanish audio lessons in the library to improve her grade, she develops an unexpected crush; Louise and Gene want to dunk Mr. Frond at the Wagstaff Spring Fair.

Tina faces a hall-monitor crisis when she falls in love with a new underground trend; Bob and Linda try to come up with a way for Teddy to sneak food into a movie theater.

When Bob gets into a four-car fender bender right outside the restaurant, he realizes finding out who is at fault will not be as simple as he had thought.

When Louise finds out that Rudy has a model bridge that explodes, she ropes her siblings into an adventure; Mort tries to teach Bob, Linda and Teddy how to meditate.

The Belcher kids get caught up in a game of cat-and-mouse when Dr. Yap comes to the restaurant in search of something that was taken from the waiting room of his office; Bob, Linda and Teddy try to clean a huge bird poop off the restaurant's window.

After a competitive swimming lesson, Stewie tries to destroy his rival by blowing up the lifeguard tower, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience.

Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam.

Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker; Brian gets his own radio show.

Brian and Stewie try to save the town when corporate giant Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.

Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit with their single, "Evil, Evil Monkey.".

When Peter's boss (Carrie Fisher) tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him.

Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns that Chris has some incorrect information on the subject.

Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.

Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.

Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert; Meg must drive Peter around after he loses his license.

After the crew is enslaved to help build a pyramid, a suddenly motivated Bender winds up on the throne as pharaoh.

In several "what if" scenarios, Bender learns how life would be if he were human, Fry experiences life as if it were a video game, and Leela wonders about her true home.

The Planet Express crew is thrown back in time to 1947 New Mexico, where they become part of the infamous UFO crash.

Swept away into a space vacuum, Bender has a spiritual experience; Fry, Leela and the professor search for Bender as he floats through space.

Hank's revenge against another parent (voice of Sally Field) almost ruins Halloween when it is seen as a cult activity. Voices of Mike Judge and Kathy Najimy.

Hank unknowingly buys crack as fishing bait and is arrested for buying drugs. Guest voice: campaign adviser James Carville.

Bobby finds success as a model for husky children's clothes, much to the dismay of Hank. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

Hank challenges the members of a loud neighborhood garage band to a game of paintball. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voices: Green Day.

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Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

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Bart goes on a shopping spree with a newly acquired credit card and buys a purebred dog.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart attempts to buy bankrupt Mr. Burns' house until Lisa helps rebuild his fortune.

Marge volunteers at church and becomes an inspirational leader for Springfield. Voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright and Yeardley Smith.

Homer clashes with an industrious new co-worker; Bart buys an empty factory.

Three possible spinoffs: "Chief Wiggum, P.I.," "Love-Matic Grampa" and "Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour.".

Lisa enrolls in an all-male military school and is subject to hazing and silent treatments by the cadets.

Homer takes the family to New York after Barney leaves the car illegally parked at the World Trade Center.

A man claiming to be the real Seymour Skinner appears in Springfield while the city honors Principal Skinner.

The family remembers when Grampa wasn't drooling, Homer liked the Bee Gees and the day Lisa's sax was run over.

Homer decides to protect the family by purchasing a gun and joining the NRA.

Bart struggles as the quarterback of Homer's peewee football team and gets some advice from Joe Namath.

Apu tries to wriggle out of a marriage prearranged by his mother (voice of Andrea Martin) to a woman (voice of Jan Hooks) from his past.

Lisa conducts an archaeological survey in an attempt to halt the construction of a new mall; people think Lisa's construction-site find are the bones of an angel.

When the Simpsons' Christmas presents are stolen, the residents of Springfield rally to the aid of Homer and his family.

Marge and Lisa try to soften Homer's mood after he inadvertently rents a musical instead of an action movie.

Homer invites carnival barkers to be house guests while the show is in town.

Homer joins a cult whose leader promises to take members to another planet.

The children of Springfield are shipwrecked on an island in a parody of "Lord of the Flies"; Bill Gates targets Homer's Internet company.

Krusty the Clown is banned from the Springfield Comedy Festival.

Homer and Moe devise an insurance scam to impress Moe's girlfriend with money.

Lisa fears she is genetically doomed to lose her intelligence; Apu finds a frozen Jasper.

Bart befriends Ralph Wiggum and goes on an adventure through the city with Wiggum's master key.

Homer gets into deep water when he joins the Naval Reserve after getting fired from the nuclear plant.

Lisa becomes the anchor of a kids news program and is irritated when Bart is made co-anchor.

After Peter's dad dies, he finds out that his biological father lives in Ireland; Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.

Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan then fears he has cancer after spending too much time in a tanning booth.

Peter causes Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot; Hugh Hefner gives Quagmire advice, which leads him to save the day.

After Peter helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire, they become friends; Lois and Stewie try to potty train Brian.

The Griffins have a hard time attracting customers when they open a restaurant.

When the church thinks Stewie is possessed by the devil, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas.

The family enrolls Chris in a snooty boarding school; the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, but must dumb down her political views in order to win.

Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.

After a power outage in Quahog, Peter tells his family the greatest story every told; a parody of Luke Skywalker on his path to aid the rebellion along with his companions R2-D2, C-3PO, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Brian, Jillian and Stewie move into an apartment; Meg and Chris get jobs at a convenience store.

Bobby and a classmate run away from home together after being disciplined for their behavior in school.

Hank must go to extremes to keep a national propane buyer's account from going to a competitor. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voices: Burt Reynolds, Stockard Channing.

When the school creates a girls wrestling team, Bobby is matched with Connie.

Hank's mother visits with her new Jewish boyfriend, causing Hank to overcompensate with Jewish traditions.

Hank (voice of Mike Judge) weighs whether to help Luanne (voice of Brittany Murphy) with her puppet show or watch the Super Bowl. Guest voice: Troy Aikman.

A disappointed Hank takes a vacation to contemplate his future in propane after being passed over by the boss.

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Hank ropes Bobby into picking up a paper route when he finds out the newspaper is hiring local children.

When Bill invites the residents of a halfway house to stay with him, Hank becomes determined to find them a permanent residence.

Hank wants to leave town when its sordid past makes it a porn-themed tourist trap.

When Hank cannot stand Bobby's jokes any longer, he enrolls him in clown class at the local community college.

When Kahn fears he is losing his heritage, he joins Ted Wassanasong's army and relinquishes his creature comforts.

When Hank and his softball team engage in a charity game against a better team, he takes it a bit too seriously.

Bobby's choice of profession when he enters the school's job-shadow program shocks Hank and Peggy.

When Kahn buys the local carwash and runs it into the ground, Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the carwash team.

Hank tries to save the day when the Teutuls cause a riot at the Propane Expo.

When the Rev. Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church, Hank and the family begin church-hopping.

When Strickland finds himself banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a fun place to work.

Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be an easier way to get the pants.

FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully visit Springfield to investigate Homer's alien encounter.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart attempts to buy bankrupt Mr. Burns' house until Lisa helps rebuild his fortune.

Audited Homer agrees to help the IRS recover a trillion dollars from Mr. Burns.

Mr. Burns becomes distraught at the town's apathetic reaction to the announcement that he has only weeks to live; Bart secretly takes Burns into the family's home.

When a fire levels Springfield, Mr. Burns agrees to the Simpsons' pleas that he fund the town's rebuilding, on the condition that he gets to put on a variety show.

Mr. Burns seeks revenge against a musical mogul who conned him, with help from Homer, Bart, rapper Jazzy James and the mogul's ex-wife; the richest kid in town demonstrates interest in Lisa; Smithers embarks on a journey; Marge opens a shop.

Mr. Burns seeks revenge against a musical mogul who conned him, with help from Homer, Bart, rapper Jazzy James and the mogul's ex-wife; the richest kid in town demonstrates interest in Lisa; Smithers embarks on a journey; Marge opens a shop.

In a parody documentary, a young college-dropout CEO embraces the Silicon Valley "fake it until you make it" philosophy and bewitches Mr. Burns into funding her highly dubious dream project.

Linda needs the kids' help in fighting for a fun, dumb, local tradition; Bob is captivated by an online cucumber.

After Tina and Bob plan a father-daughter date to see Bob's favorite vampire movie, Tina decides to invite her group of friends along; Linda opens a restaurant for the raccoons in their alley.

Louise must pay a debt to Millie by attending the Pixie Princess Promenade; a bouquet in the shape of a dog forces Linda to confront her past.

In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers; Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.

When a mysterious note is sent to Linda on Halloween, she and Gayle must travel to their hometown to face a wrong they committed 27 years ago.

Bob gets roped into a road trip with Teddy; Linda and the kids compete for the title of employee of the day.