Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.

Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.

Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.

Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.

The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.

Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.

Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

Ali Larter tells Drew about the season finale of "Landman"; Sunny Anderson takes Drew on a behind-the-scenes tour of "Beyond the Gates."

Sunny Anderson shows Drew and Ross how to make mac-n'-cheese lasagna.

Sam is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for city council.

Andy, Opie and Sam tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son, Mike.

Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.

Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.

Col. Potter learns new military money is being issued in hopes of confusing counterfeiters.

Nurse Cooper can't cope with the operating room; Radar gets a tattoo.

Alarmed at the poor physical condition of his unit, Col. Potter decides to hold an M*A*S*H Olympics.

Winchester and Hot Lips get food poisoning from an imported can of pheasant; Hawkeye is reprimanded for fighting.

A heavy-handed land baron refuses to turn his two sons over to Matt for a crime they have committed.

Matt, Doc, Festus and several other passengers are trapped on a train by a band of Indians in the snowy Colorado mountains.

Indians trap Matt as he tries to find help for the freezing passengers of a train.

A seriously wounded outlaw is brought to Dodge before he dies to find his long-neglected daughter.

A man becomes the victim of a reporter's publicity buildup after killing a notorious gunfighter in self-defense.

Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.

Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.

Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.

Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcolm Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.

Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.

Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.

Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.

Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.

Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a businessman and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticizes Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.

Christine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.

Rose thinks her late husband is using inanimate objects to communicate with her from beyond the grave.

Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to attend therapy with him.

Dorothy's Saturday night date causes Rose, Blanche and Sophia to recall scandalous evenings from the past.

Sophia predicts a hurricane's path; Blanche and Rose participate in a telethon; Dorothy joins Stan in therapy.

Dr. Halperin counsels Dorothy at home; a police evacuation forces everyone to take refuge at the TV station.

Rose gives the boot to penny-pinching Miles; Blanche loses track of Sophia while Dorothy is vacationing.

While choking, Sophia has an out-of-body experience; Blanche protests the demolition of the family's plantation.

A soldier returning from the Persian Gulf sweeps Blanche off her feet.

Sophia accidentally comes away with the visiting pope's ring, then refuses to return it.

Sophia seeks a swinging senior through the personals column; Rose can't recall an old beau who comes to visit her.

A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer.

Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a "Beatlemania" cast member.

Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on "Jeopardy!" but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz.

Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments.

Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.

Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad.

Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.

Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

Kate Hudson joins Drew to chat about Season 2 of "Running Point" with co-star Justin Theroux.

Valerie Bertinelli and Drew chat with Wolfgang Van Halen and his wife Andraia about his music, plus a performance from his band!

Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.

Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.

Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend discover that they aren't as young as they think.

Hawkeye and Margaret go to give a demonstration at the 8063rd.

Hawkeye and Hot Lips come under heavy artillery fire in enemy territory, with Hawkeye receiving a leg wound.

B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.

Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.

Pursued by Marshal Dillon, a Mexican bandit seeks sanctuary with a priest -- his twin brother.

A killer's relatives hold members of a family hostage so they can't testify.

To save his own life, a man must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train.

An outlaw grabs a hostage while Matt is trying to arrest him and forces Matt to work out a deal.

An Army sergeant (Forrest Tucker) is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

The Barons reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.

Drew celebrates her pal Valerie Bertinelli and the launch of her book "Getting Naked," and has surprises for her all show long.

Drew celebrates her pal Valerie Bertinelli and the launch of her book "Getting Naked."

Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.

The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.

The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.

Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.

The junkman makes a much-needed surgical clamp for the 4077th; Klinger throws out Hot Lips' wedding ring.

Klinger and Father Mulcahy risk their lives to recover stolen medical supplies from a nearby bombed-out school.

Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.

Newly gets himself in legal trouble when he releases a dangerous outlaw (Steve Ihnat) who wants to visit his daughter.

A middle-aged sea captain (Richard Basehart) gives up the nautical life and decides to settle in Dodge City.

Festus, lost and wandering in the desert, stumbles into a ghost town and finds himself attacked by an unknown assailant.

His foray into the freight business nearly results in Festus getting married.

A released convict (Eric Braeden) comes to claim his long-time pen pal -- a married woman.

Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.

Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.

Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.

Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.

Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.

While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.

Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.

Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.

Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.

Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion.

Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future.

Blanche pairs Dorothy with her visiting uncle (Leslie Nielsen), but later regrets her matchmaking.

Dorothy and Lucas' plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding.

Chef Michael Symon joins Drew and Valerie Bertinelli to cook up some of Cleveland's hottest dishes.

"Hot in Cleveland" co-stars Wendie Malick and Jane Leeves surprise Valerie Bertinelli for a cast reunion and to dish on their time working on the hit show.

Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.

Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.

Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.

Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.

When Margaret thinks she might be pregnant, the only rabbit available for the test is Radar's pet Fluffy.

After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.

A "chest cutter" and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow.

An aging marshal tries to capture outlaws for execution, but finds one of the gang is his son.

Festus' childhood friend kills a prospector, only to find the man's apparently rich mine contains only fool's gold.

A young cowhand saves Matt from an ambush, and it isn't long before Matt has an opportunity to return the favor.

The kindness of an elderly junk dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).

The kindness of an elderly junk-dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).

The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.

Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.

Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.

Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees.

Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy.

Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.

A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.

George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.

Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiancé is a bigamist.

Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.

Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.

Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates.

Halle Berry, Valerie Bertinelli, viral sensation Melanie Sanders and Nate Burleson join Drew for a Fearless After 50 roundtable discussion.

Issa Rae tells Drew about her book "I Should Be Smarter by Now" and two-part docuseries "Seen & Heard."

Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.

Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.

Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

Col. Potter learns that negative reports regarding him and the 4077th have reached Seoul.

The amphetamine pill Charles takes to give him some energy has strange results.

Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated.

Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.

A feral child living in the woods helps Kitty after a stagecoach accident.

A convict agrees, upon his release, to kill a man he has never met.

Matt delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) search for his mother.

Matt confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) find his mother.

A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for Doc Adams.

Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.

Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.

Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.

Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.

Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job.

Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him.

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction.

A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.

Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.

Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.

Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.

Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.

Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.

Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.

After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.

Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

The Drew Crew team share their best pro tips, including the newest Drew Crewer Amirah Kassem, who discusses how to make the perfect party dish and provides easy ways to level up hosting.

Mikel Welch tells Drew and Ross his best reno-free design hacks; Pilar Valdes shares her favorite pro tips when dining in Chinatown.

Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.

Barney is shamed into displaying his "legendary" courage by going after an escaped convict.

Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.

An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt.

Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands.

Col. Potter strikes up a warm friendship with a visiting head nurse.

Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.

Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.

Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaws tries to steer her youngest son into an honest life.

Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus stumbles into a cave where an elderly Indian lies dying.

A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal.

A prejudiced jury sits in judgment of a stern, quiet mountain man accused of committing three wanton murders.

Matt tries to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest.

A TV production team comes to Mayberry with a proposal to do a television show about the town's sheriff department. Andy becomes suspicious when the production team starts taking interest in Mayberry's bank.

Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with.

Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved.

Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town.

Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen.

When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney.

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.

An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.

Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.

Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.

Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.

Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Meredith's son.

Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.

Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.

Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.

Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.

Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne.

Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.

Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.

When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.

Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two.

Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd.

Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.

After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.

Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.

The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.

Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.

Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.

Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person.

Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove.

Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.

Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will.

Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature.

Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons.

Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children.

Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.

Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.

Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.

Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with "the perfect woman."

The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.

Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.

Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.

Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.