Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

It's a pizza palooza with Joe Isidori, Valerie Bertinelli and Sunny Anderson!Guests: Joe Isidori, Valerie Bertinelli, Sunny Anderson..

It's a Drew Crew game night, and Drew, Valerie Bertinelli, Sunny Anderson and Mikel Welch play Pictionary, with Ross hosting.Guests: Valerie Bertinelli, Sunny Anderson, Mikel Welch..

Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.

Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.

Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.

While a search goes on for a dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a case of hysterical paralysis.

Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier.

Frank is driven by his jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips.

A lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic are among the activities scheduled for the 4077th.

Festus, lost and wandering in the desert, stumbles into a ghost town and finds himself attacked by an unknown assailant.

His foray into the freight business nearly results in Festus getting married.

A released convict (Eric Braeden) comes to claim his long-time pen pal -- a married woman.

An aging marshal tries to capture outlaws for execution, but finds one of the gang is his son.

Festus' childhood friend kills a prospector, only to find the man's apparently rich mine contains only fool's gold.

Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women.

A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.

Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.

Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.

Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protege, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.

Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.

Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.

When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.

Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.

Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.

Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.

The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.

Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds.

Dorothy's gambling addiction worries Sophia; Blanche dates a co-worker.

An FBI agent investigates the girls ahead of a possible visit from President Bush, which leads them to reminisce about their experiences together.

The girls continue to reminisce about their experiences together; an FBI agent announces that President Bush will be visiting their home; Dorothy readies a list of points to make to the president.

Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth.

Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital.

Stan interests Dorothy in re-establishing a relationship; Rose makes an ill-advised sale.

Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.

Blanche's childhood nanny pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.

Dorothy receives pressure because she refuses to give a passing grade to the school football star.

Dorothy does not pay heed to Sophia's advice about the rekindled romance with Stan.

Sophia wants to join a convent, but finds the rules too strict; Blanche is in an accident.

Blanche dreams of a visit from her deceased husband; Dorothy finds herself in a love triangle while looking to meet her ideal man.

Sophia becomes a sexy seductress to lure Tony into bed; Rose promises celibacy.

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.

When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

The Conner family deals with everyday problems, like juggling work and family and trying to make ends meet.

Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend discover that they aren't as young as they think.

Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.

The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.

The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.

Hawkeye discovers a visiting doctor who must operate on a wounded soldier is a lush.

Frank demands that Hawkeye be court-martialed for hitting him in the O.R.

Hawkeye and Hot Lips gain a new respect for each other after working at an aid station under heavy fire.

A young cowhand saves Matt from an ambush, and it isn't long before Matt has an opportunity to return the favor.

The kindness of an elderly junk dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).

The kindness of an elderly junk-dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).

A feral child living in the woods helps Kitty after a stagecoach accident.

A convict agrees, upon his release, to kill a man he has never met.

Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret.

Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department.

A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners.

Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail.

Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population.

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.

George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).

George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada.".

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.

Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

Drew, Ross Mathews, Valerie Bertinelli and Tig Notaro hit the headlines; chef Edward Lee joins Drew in the kitchen for some Thanksgiving cooking.Guests: Valerie Bertinelli, Tig Notaro, Edward Lee..

Erika Alexander (show "Invasion," podcast "ReLiving Single"); Tig Notaro talks about executive producing the documentary "Come See Me in the Good Light."Guests: Tig Notaro, Erika Alexander..

Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.

Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.

Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.

Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.

Hawkeye and Trapper help one soldier join his pregnant wife and try to stop another from marrying a business girl.

The camp prepares for a visit from Gen. Douglas MacArthur.

Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips and a vanished poker pot to Trapper.

Matt delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) search for his mother.

Matt confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) find his mother.

A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for Doc Adams.

Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaws tries to steer her youngest son into an honest life.

Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus stumbles into a cave where an elderly Indian lies dying.

Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney.

Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace.

Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.

Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.

George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.

Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne.".

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne.".

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Actress Regina Hall talks about "One Battle After Another."Guests: Regina Hall..

Teri Hatcher, Andrea Bowen and Emerson Tenney (podcast "Desperately Devoted").Guests: Teri Hatcher..

Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.

Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.

Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.

Col. Flagg turns up at the 4077th wanting penicillin to barter for information.

When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command.

As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon.

Hawkeye (Alan Alda) says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell).

A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal.

A prejudiced jury sits in judgment of a stern, quiet mountain man accused of committing three wanton murders.

Matt tries to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest.

An elderly trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.

A bushwhacked Matt will die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed.

Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.

Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.

Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.

Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.

Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.

Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.

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Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.

Barney is shamed into displaying his "legendary" courage by going after an escaped convict.

Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.

Frank settles in as commanding officer only to have a new one appointed over his head.

Hawkeye fights to keep a wounded soldier alive while an incessant barrage goes on near the 4077th.

Hawkeye finds it no easy matter to establish that he's alive after he finds out his father was notified of his demise.

The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.

Festus and Newley overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to a wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold.

Doc must decide whether to risk operating on the gravely wounded Matt.

Seven homeless children spend Christmas on their way from a Kansas orphanage to California.

A man becomes caught up in a falsified rustling charge, jailbreak and murder.

Matt, critically injured, becomes allied with a boy, an old man and a young woman.

Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.

Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.

Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.

Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.

Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.

Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.

Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.

After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.

Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.

After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.

Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.

Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.

George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike.

Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.

Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.

Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.

Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.

Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.

Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.

Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.

Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.

The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.