Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.

Paid programming.

Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with lung cancer? You may be entitled to compensation!

Paid programming.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

A neighbor threatens Hoss' fiancee, a white girl raised by Indians, when the Cartwrights allow her friends to trade wild horses for food.

Life on the Ponderosa with the Cartwright clan.

Newly gets himself in legal trouble when he releases a dangerous outlaw (Steve Ihnat) who wants to visit his daughter.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

A middle-aged sea captain (Richard Basehart) gives up the nautical life and decides to settle in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

After a shaky start, male patrons accept the addition of a manicurist to Floyd's barbershop.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Paid programming.

Home Title Lock - Title Theft is Real and Your Equity is at Risk. Protect the Title to Your Home Today with America's Leader in Home Title Monitoring, Change Alerts and Title Restoration.

The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.

The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.

Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.

Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.

Hawkeye writes to his father detailing Radar's attempts at passing an exam and a sudden cooling of affections between Frank and Margaret.

During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity.

While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse.

Candy's former friend and gang force him into helping them in a plan to rob the Carson City mint.

A released convict (Eric Braeden) comes to claim his long-time pen pal -- a married woman.

An aging marshal tries to capture outlaws for execution, but finds one of the gang is his son.

Festus' childhood friend kills a prospector, only to find the man's apparently rich mine contains only fool's gold.

A young cowhand saves Matt from an ambush, and it isn't long before Matt has an opportunity to return the favor.

Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police.

Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.

Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.

To celebrate Founder's Day, Andy and Barney decide to choose a stranger at random to be Mayberry's Guest of Honor. Unbeknownst to them, the person they have chosen turns out to be a pickpocket.

Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.

With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Ray (Ray Romano) uses an.

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

Paid programming.

Paid programming.

Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.

Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.

Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.

Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.

After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast.

When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay.

News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent.

Ben takes over an old friend's newspaper when he learns a man (Simon Oakland) is trying to buy it to conceal thefts of government land.

The kindness of an elderly junk dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).

The kindness of an elderly junk-dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).

A feral child living in the woods helps Kitty after a stagecoach accident.

A convict agrees, upon his release, to kill a man he has never met.

Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.

Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.

A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.

Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson. When Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.

Floyd hires a second barber, Medwin, when his barbershop gets too hectic. The shop flourishes, but Andy becomes suspicious when he sees the same men going into the shop every day.

J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Ray learns that his parents were separated and would have divorced if he hadn't broken his arm.

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Debra's (Patricia Heaton) attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray (Ray Romano).

Ray (Ray Romano) buys his father (Peter Boyle) a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Debra (Patricia Heaton) shows up Ray (Ray Romano) by getting along with the cool people at his 20-year high-school reunion.

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant.

Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.

Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.

As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.

After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.

Paid programming.

Get in the best shape of your life with the Total Gym 30 Day Risk-Free Trial Offer.

Paid programming.

Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.

Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.

While an entertainer does a show from an improvised stage in the compound, the comedy and drama of the doctors' lives go on.

The personnel of the 4077th try to make a good impression on a psychiatrist when threatened with reassignment.

Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th.

Unrequited love, death, danger, duty and tomfoolery make up a typical day in the 4077th. Guest starring Joan Van Ark.

An Army sergeant (Ben Johnson) faces court-martial if Candy can't find evidence to prove him innocent of desertion, cowardice and murder.

Matt delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) search for his mother.

Matt confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) find his mother.

A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for Doc Adams.

Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaws tries to steer her youngest son into an honest life.

Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.

Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy.

When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend.

Peggy McMillan and Andy get along fine until he learns her father is rich.

The new mayor of Mayberry is critical of Andy's work as sheriff.

When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood.

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Ray's (Ray Romano) excitement about meeting a distant relative (guest star Argentina Brunetti) wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.

A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.

Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on.

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.

Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.

Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.

When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household, and her mother arrives.

Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

After forgetting to prepare for Valentine's Day, Mike takes advantage of Carl's elaborate plans with Christina (Holly Robinson Peete).

After her wedding dress refuses to zip at her final fitting, Molly ramps up her dieting.

Things don't go as planned at Mike and Molly's wedding rehearsal.

Mike and Molly come across speed bumps as they try to tie the knot.

The honeymoon inspires Mike to change his life and travel; Molly worries how their loved ones managed without them.

Mike and Molly are forced to take care of Vince when he hurts his back and Joyce conveniently disappears; the newlyweds try to write personalized thank-you notes.

Mike and Molly decide to start trying to get pregnant; Carl learns that Molly is still hanging out with Christina.

Against his wishes, Mike is forced to set up his mother with his boss.

When the house starts feeling too cramped, Molly plans a yard sale; Mike and the guys try to distract Carl from his breakup.

When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook -- until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.

Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.

Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend (Monica Horan) better than she likes her because Amy is a.

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for.

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.

On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.

When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.

Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.

Rose's boyfriend (George Coe) buys a boat and asks her (Betty White) to accompany him on a cruise around the world.

Rose's new boyfriend (Bob Dishy) gets Dorothy a job, but her recommendations get him fired.

In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.

Blanche and Sophia get caught up in a battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul.

Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.

Blanche encounters a former schoolmate (John Harkins) who is the only man to ever turn her down.

Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors. Richard Mulligan guest stars.

Sophia cries foul after being hit with a fly ball at the stadium. Herb Edelman guest stars.

Sophia decides to marry her late husband's business partner (Jack Gilford).

Sophia and Max (Jack Gilford) return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.

When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook -- until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.

Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.

To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier.

Mike's plan to spoil Molly for her birthday goes awry after he eats psychedelic gelato.

Mike's eyebrows end up in danger as he starts transforming the basement into a living area; Carl asks Samuel to be his roommate.

Samuel and Carl try to meet women by hosting a St. Patrick's Day party; Molly shares juicy details of past St. Patrick's Day excursions.

Molly parties with Victoria and her friends on spring break; Mike tries to get special overtime assignments.

While Molly is out of town, lonely Mike binges on junk food; Carl thinks about leaving Chicago after getting heartbreaking news.

Molly goes to the funeral home where Victoria works to research her novel; Mike looks at Molly's writing.

Molly receives advice from her literary idol (Susan Sarandon); Mike tries to cheer up his mother with a dinner invitation.

Molly asks Joyce to help her spy on a suspicious neighbor; the guys share aspirations during a poker game.

Molly needs to curb her spending on shoes to keep peace in her marriage.

After being shot in a robbery, Mike decides to live each day as if it's his last; Carl thinks Mike should quit the police force.

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.

After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.

Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.

George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.

A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.

George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).

George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says,.

Paid programming.

Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Life on the Ponderosa with the Cartwright clan.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.

Paid programming.

Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with lung cancer? You may be entitled to compensation!

Paid programming.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Life on the Ponderosa with the Cartwright clan.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up. Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Paid programming.

Home Title Lock - Title Theft is Real and Your Equity is at Risk. Protect the Title to Your Home Today with America's Leader in Home Title Monitoring, Change Alerts and Title Restoration.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Life on the Ponderosa with the Cartwright clan.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.