George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer.

Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.

Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom.

Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie.

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.

Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.

Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.

Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations.

The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage.

Sophia's new friend, an elderly gentleman, has Alzheimer's disease.

The housemates recall some of their absurd moneymaking schemes.

The housemates could earn $100,000 if they adopt an elderly pig.

Courtesy of their new housekeeper's magic potions, Blanche's social life perks up and Dorothy wins the battle against insomnia.

The women confront their phobias on a flight to the Bahamas to attend a funeral.

Rose, concerned about the nuclear arms race, mails letters to President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev.

A political candidate announces that he had an affair with Blanche, a contention that she denies.

Dorothy makes her ex-husband, Stanley Zbornak, jealous when she has an affair with his brother Theodore.

Rose's cousin, Sven Lindstrom, arrives from Sweden and falls in love with Blanche.

Dorothy hocks an expensive ring to pay off the debt she and her ex-husband owe to the Internal Revenue Service.

Dorothy, Rose and Blanche seek professional help when living with one another becomes unbearable.

Rose decides to move in with Buddy Rourke, one of her deceased husband's former buddies.

Blanche agrees to pose in the nude for a suave European sculptor.

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl.".

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.

Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.

George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.

The Drew Crew team share their best pro tips, including newest Drew Crewer Amirah Kassem, who discusses how to make the perfect party dish and provides easy ways to level up hosting.Guests: Amirah Kassem, Valerie Bertinelli..

Mikel Welch tells Drew and Ross his best reno-free design hacks; Pilar Valdes shares her favorite pro tips when dining in Chinatown.Guests: Mikel Welch, Pilar Valdes..

Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.

Emmett buys his wife a mink coat for their 25th wedding anniversary.

Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home.

Sam is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for city council.

A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.

Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalized father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.

Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.

While Hawkeye is serving as paymaster, a goat eats $22,000 in cash.

A gunfighter hired to murder Matt Dillion gets wounded while trying to save the life of an elderly Chinese man.

Matt and Festus lend money to a strapped farmer, then he loses it in a poker game.

After eight years in prison for robbery, a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen money.

A rainmaker tries to end Dodge City's drought before a public well, the town's last source of water, runs dry.

Doc Adams defends a gold shipment during a stagecoach ambush, and later at a way station.

Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.

Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.

Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.

Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.

Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Debra grows jealous when the baby sitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins.".

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them.

Doug becomes addicted to the night life after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression.

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them.

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.

Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.

A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy, Opie and Sam tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son, Mike.

Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.

Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.

Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.

Dreaded Col. Bucholtz comes to inspect the nursing staff.

Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients. Guest starring George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay.

Maj. Reddish tries to bribe an injured North Korean pilot to defect; Charles falls in love with a Red Cross worker.

A Scandinavian emigrant and his teenage son encounter the Wild West when they arrive to settle in Dodge City.

The identities of a criminal and a deputy marshal are confused when Quakers rescue the pair from a fight.

A young farmer's ex-partner in crime, his girlfriend and his brother figure in the discovery of his forgotten past.

Bull Bannock, retired heavyweight champion, tries to make a place for himself in Dodge City.

Matt and his deputies are tasked with the hanging of a ruthless gunman.

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year.".

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.

Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.

When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.

Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend discover that they aren't as young as they think.

Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.

B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.

A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.

Hawkeye and Charles set out to test the crew's gullibility when they announce that Marilyn Monroe is due to arrive.

A vengeful prisoner poses a continual threat to the life of Marshal Matt Dillon.

Festus is mistaken for a gunman and offered $3,000 to fight the sons of a man his cousin is accused of killing.

A gunman falls for one of Kitty's saloon girls (Lane Bradbury) while waiting to kill Matt and rob the bank.

A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father, only to learn that the man is a wanted criminal.

An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.

Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.

Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.

Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.

Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.

When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.

Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.

The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.

Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.

Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.

Mildred writes a letter to Hawkeye; and a sergeant tries to kill the captive sniper responsible for his lieutenant's injuries.

Klinger takes "cool pills"; Hawkeye and B.J. arrange to get a movie banned in Boston to the 4077th.

Father Mulcahy agrees to offer his running abilities in a race that pits the 4077th against the 8063rd.

Kitty is torn between her obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt.

Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks.

An outlaw, after eight years as a farmer, rejoins his old gang to rob the freight office.

Private detectives lay a trap for a fugitive using the man's daughter (Kim Darby) and Kitty as the bait.

An assistant attorney general uses Matt's friendship for an outlaw to further his political career.

Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.

Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.

Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.

The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.

Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.

Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.

Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

Sunny Anderson stops by the news desk; Jamie Oliver shares some healthy cooking suggestions.Guests: Sunny Anderson, Jamie Oliver..

Emily Bader tells Drew about her movie "People We Meet on Vacation" and working with co-star Tom Blyth.Guests: Emily Bader..

Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.

Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.

Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.

Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.

Three United Nations delegates visit: a physician who is similar to Charles, an Army officer who teaches yoga and a Swede who catches Margaret's attention.

Charles refuses to solve his annoying snoring problem; Potter's son-in-law visits with some shocking news.

A gruff general visits his severely injured son and faces the harsh realities of military life when the young man dies.

An old and dear friend of Col. Potter's arrives with injuries sustained in a careless accident.

A fugitive assumes the identity of a man he believes has died from the bite of a rattlesnake.

Five nuns are reluctant to turn in a wounded outlaw because he saved their lives.

A lovesick, penniless transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career, boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers.

Matt pursues an outlaw gang blowing up safes with nitroglycerin.

Kitty aids Matt in exchanging identities with a murderer to escape when they are kidnapped by outlaws.

Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees.

Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy.

Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.

Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.

Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.

Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.

When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.

After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.

When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.

Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.

After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.

Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.

Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.

When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.

Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.

Blanche reunites with her daughter Rebecca after a four-year estrangement; Blanche wants to defend her from an abusive boyfriend.

Blanche and Rose despise one of Dorothy's friends, the novelist Barbara Thorndyke.

A trip to Hollywood to compete on their favorite game show turns sour for the roommates.

Sophia encourages Dorothy and Stan to pretend they are still married, at least until Sophia's clergyman brother leaves town.

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

Sophia is a third wheel when Dorothy and her new boyfriend plan a trip without her.

Sophia's new boyfriend Rocco robs a bank and makes her an unsuspecting accomplice.

Rose's boyfriend buys a boat and asks her to accompany him on a cruise around the world.

Rose's new boyfriend Mr. Terrific gets Dorothy a job, but her recommendations get him fired.

In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.

A battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul ignites a dispute between Blanche and Sophia.

Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.

Blanche encounters a former schoolmate who is the only man to ever turn her down.

Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors, with a little help of Blanche and Dorothy.

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.

Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.

George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.

A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.

George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).

George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada.".

Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.

George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.

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Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.

Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.

Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.

Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th.

Hot Lips and Frank challenge Henry's fitness to command by reporting the activities of the 4077th to the Army brass.

The officers' weekly poker game at the 4077th is interrupted by three separate emergencies. Guest starring Noriyuki "Pat" Morita and John Ritter.

The personnel of the 4077th respond in the usual manner when supply lines are cut short and they face critical shortages.

A new area commander scares everyone in the 4077th with his militarism.

The doctors of the 4077th have more than they can handle on a bad day in the OR.

Hawkeye finds it no easy matter to establish that he's alive after he finds out his father was notified of his demise.

Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.

Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.

Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col. Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge.

An embittered private refuses to heed Father Mulcahy's counsel because the priest has never experienced front-line duty.

Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.

Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips.

Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job.

Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him.

A TV production team comes to Mayberry with a proposal to do a television show about the town's sheriff department. Andy becomes suspicious when the production team starts taking interest in Mayberry's bank.

Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with.

Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved.

Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town.

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.

Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.

Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself.

Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.

Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.

Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.

Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.