Francine enters the strange and dangerous world of poker to learn how to hide her true feelings from Steve and Hayley.

A CIA agent does anything to protect his homeland and family.

Stan uses his CIA training to help Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in school, Lisa Silver (Carmen Electra).

After a life-changing moment Francine becomes a prosperous real-estate agent, but her success threatens Stan, who resorts to sabotaging her work.

When Haley returns from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, Stan waits for her to fall asleep and shaves her head with an electronic shaver equipped with a silencer.

Waldo (Shawn Harrison) takes tap dancing lessons to improve his agility. With Reginald VelJohnson.

Eddie and Waldo are in for a shock when they go to a bar where they think the Chicago Bears hang out.

Steve (Jaleel White) tries to make the night special when he and Laura (Kellie Shanygne Williams) go to the senior prom together.

Carl (Reginald VelJohnson) lands the lead role in a movie while moonlighting as a security guard. With Jaleel White.

Steve gets a big surprise when he accidentally clones himself. (China Forbes' video.

When Sheldon has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient; Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.

Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor; a university cocktail party gets heated when Dr. Sturgis' colleague flirts with Meemaw; Georgie is heartbroken when he learns Veronica has a boyfriend.

Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around; Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for picture day.

Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks an answer wrong on Sheldon's test; Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.

Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company; Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.

Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin; Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.

Joey asks Phoebe's sister (Lisa Kudrow in a dual role) on a date; Ross takes Lamaze classes with Carol (Jane Sibbett) and Susan (Jessica Hecht).

Monica takes Rachel to the hospital; Ross asks his dad (Elliott Gould) for advice on becoming a father.

Rachel throws a surprise party for Emily so she can invite Joshua; Phoebe develops a craving for meat.

Ross' estranged bride makes him an offer; Phoebe deals with traumatic memories of PBS; Monica gets upset at Chandler when he gloats about sex; Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act.

Ross vows to try something new; Joey resolves to learn guitar from Phoebe; Rachel gives up gossiping.

Ross seeks Phoebe's advice to help him sort out the legal status of his relationship with Rachel; Monica and Chandler plan to move in together.

Phoebe and Joey are at odds when she tries to cancel their weekly dinner plans so she can meet an old beau.

Celebrating Rachel's 30th birthday inspires the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays -- Joey got angry with God for breaking their deal; Ross bought a sports car; Monica got drunk and embarrassed herself at her surprise party.

Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement (Dermot Mulroney) at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

Monica and Chandler show Erica (Anna Faris) the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character; Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

When Bernadette won't go into labor, her friends try different tactics to get things started; Wolowitz confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.

Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy; Bernadette and Wolowitz have a hard time deciding who should stay at home with the kids and who should go back to work.

Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with hers; Leonard, Koothrappali and Wolowitz do everything in their power to meet him; Sheldon thinks he is the victim of a prank.

Leonard decides to run against Sheldon for president of the tenants association; Bernadette encourages Wolowitz and Koothrappali to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.

A brilliant but reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere; Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.

Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map; friendships are threatened when Koothrappali takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery.

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Mookie Betts sits down with the best in the MLB.

After selling a house to Mitch and Cameron's friends, Claire and Phil plan a celebratory dinner; overindulging in drinks leads to over sharing.

Mitchell ruins one of Jay's proudest moments; Phil overhears something about one of his daughters; Gloria accidentally discovers Claire's secret.

Mitchell feels pressured to make Cameron's birthday extra special; Jay's manliness comes into question; the girls interfere with Phil's leap day plans.

Cameron runs into his estranged ex-clown partner (Bobby Cannavale); another real estate agent (Ellen Barkin) snags a listing that Phil was trying to land; Jay and Gloria are suspicious when Manny makes a new friend.

On Election Day, the family does some last-minute campaigning for Claire; Claire experiences technical difficulties during interviews.

Claire tries to help Luke cope with the death of a neighbor; Phil and Alex spend some time together; Haley throws a party without permission; Cameron's father visits.

Phil buys a car without consulting Claire; Jay is on a mission to get to his high-school reunion with Gloria and Manny; Lily loses her favorite toy on a train.

When the family travels to Disneyland, Phil struggles to keep up with Luke; Claire is stunned when they run into Dylan; Cam and Mitch must curb Lily's new penchant for running.

Gloria and Jay bicker while trying to order lunch at a diner; Claire and Cam have different theories on how to discipline kids; Luke accepts an award under false pretenses.

Steve transports himself, his clone and the Winslows to Paris, where romance blossoms for Laura, and Steve is held captive by a beautiful scientist.

Steve transports himself, his clone and the Winslows to Paris, where romance blossoms for Laura, and Steve is held captive by a beautiful scientist.

Carl's (Reginald VelJohnson) attempt to rescue Steve (Jaleel White) from the clutches of his kidnapper leads to a mad dash around Paris.

Steve finds popularity among the technologically inclined at BIT; Laura makes a break and moves in with Myra.

The Winslows realize their true feelings for 3J when he runs away from his group home. With JoMarie Payton Noble and Reginald VelJohnson.

Eddie's (Darius McCrary) girlfriend reveals the details of her part-time job; Carl (Reginald VelJohnson) battles a nasty neighbor (Ron Orbach).

Steve (Jaleel White) is spooked when his ventriloquist dummy comes to life and sets out to torment the Winslows. With Reginald VelJohnson.

Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life will be like in college; a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.

Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.

Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' house for a few days; Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.

The Coopers help Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage; Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.

Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements; Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis' past; Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and George Sr.

After Dr. Sturgis experiences a nervous breakdown, Mary worries Sheldon is headed down a similar path; Georgie discovers he has a knack for sales.

Two bullies (Peter DeLuise, Nicky Katt) banish Ross and Chandler from Central Perk; Monica plays the stock market.

Phoebe dates a man who thinks he's stalking her twin sister, Ursula; Ross and Rachel give Chandler.

Joey intervenes when the superintendent, Mr. Treeger, moves to evict Rachel and Monica; Chandler tries to quit a health club.

As the gang digests Monica's huge Thanksgiving meal, everyone reminisces about their worst Thanksgiving ever.

Chandler gets nervous when everyone learns about Monica; Joey's new girlfriend (Soleil Moon Frye) gets physical; Ross moves into a new apartment but fails to impress his new neighbors.

Rachel encounters a sorority sister (Winona Ryder) with whom she shared an embarrassing and passionate moment.

The gals speculate about the father of Rachel's baby, the guys scramble after Chandler loses the film from his wedding.

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star (Johnny Messner); Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

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A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

Sheldon goes to Las Vegas to win money for science; Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies.

Sheldon's mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother; the Wolowitz kids inadvertently infest Amy, Bernadette, Wolowitz and Koothrappali with pink eye.

When Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive, everybody is focused on making sure the wedding arrangements go according to plan -- everyone except the bride and groom.

Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York; Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents; Koothrappali insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a Twitter war.

Sheldon and Amy go crazy trying to figure out what.

Life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home; Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family; Koothrappali explores an arranged marriage.

When Amy doesn't have time to work on super-asymmetry, Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she's available; Koothrappali doesn't want Wolowitz to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.

When Wolowitz dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween party; Leonard is shocked when Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.

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While Gloria helps Cam and Mitch pursue an adoption opportunity, Jay and Manny baby-sit Lily; Alex attends her first prom; Haley makes a shocking announcement about her plans for the future.

Phil takes Jay on an unconventional fishing trip; Gloria wonders how to break the news about her pregnancy; Dylan temporarily moves in with the Dunphys; Cam and Mitch think about adopting a cat.

Phil gets a vasectomy; Gloria and Jay can't agree on whether or not they should find out the sex of the baby; Mitchell tries to steer Cameron toward getting a part-time job.

Claire and Phil embarrass Haley when they drop her off at college; Manny makes Gloria and Jay take a class; Lily gets into a tussle on her first day of kindergarten.

Phil can't accept that Luke wants to quit magic; Gloria's snoring keeps Jay and Manny awake; Mitch and Cam struggle to deal with their reversed role.

Claire must rein in her enthusiasm for Halloween and keep her celebration kid-friendly; Phil decides to hold an open house on Halloween; Mitch and Cam have a costume party; Gloria's hormones make her more quick-tempered than usual.

Jay and Gloria host a yard sale to help with a school fundraiser; Mitch and Cam vet Alex's new friend; Manny finds a trunk full of secrets.

Cameron watches Alex and Luke while Phil, Claire and Mitchell deal with Haley's arrest; Jay tries to cut short a surprise visit from ex-wife Dede (Shelley Long), so she doesn't learn about Gloria's pregnancy.

When Claire, Manny and Luke go to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil throws a guys' night at home; Manny and Luke crash bar mitzvahs looking for a girl; Cam and Mitchell get Jay and Gloria a surprise baby gift.

Mitch and Cam try to save an old tree in the park; Jay takes Manny to a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party; Gloria and Claire have an eventful shopping trip.

When Manny and Luke's Little League team makes it to the playoffs, Claire and Cameron search for a field to use; Gloria uses a microphone to sing to the baby.

Jay and the family plan to celebrate New Year's together at a hotel in Palm Springs, but the hotel doesn't meet their expectations; Alex and Haley are faced with challenges as they try to watch the kids back at home.

Morris puts on a theatrical production of.

Steve (Jaleel White) takes on a pack of bullies when he lands a job as a playground supervisor. With Reginald VelJohnson.

The music group New Edition helps Stefan woo Laura when their long-distance relationship begins to suffer.

Myrtle Urkel (Jaleel White) pushes Eddie (Darius McCrary) to marry her and has Big Daddy (Reginald VelJohnson) help her apply the pressure.

Carl (Reginald VelJohnson) hopes to get a promotion by hosting a fancy dinner party for his superiors. With Jaleel White.

Carl and Steve (Reginald VelJohnson, Jaleel White) serve on the same jury, where Steve's investigative talent comes into play.

Without Dr. Sturgis' university class, Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged; Mary helps Pastor Jeff avoid temptation with his girlfriend.

Sheldon takes matters into his own hands when Meemaw refuses to drive him to a lecture; Georgie tries to impress Veronica with his new business venture.

Sheldon is forced to take a break from science when his new obsession with.

After being released from the mental hospital, Dr. Sturgis unexpectedly breaks up with Meemaw.

A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team; Meemaw struggles after her breakup with Dr. Sturgis.

Sheldon starts an internet flame war; Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team; Meemaw is unhappy when George Sr. spends time with her new boyfriend.

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street.

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When the girls lose money to the guys in a poker match they seek out Monica's Aunt Iris, a famous card player, for lessons and then demand a rematch.

Afflicted with a mysterious skin condition, Ross seeks advice from Guru Saj; Monica can't decide about Pete.

Rachel's career is obstructed by her boss, Joanna; Monica faces a big decision; Chandler, Ross and Joey party.

Chandler and Joey compete to be best man at Ross' wedding; Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring; Phoebe suffers extreme mood swings because of her pregnancy.

Personal habits clash when Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey; Phoebe dates a health inspector (Gregory Sporleder); Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her our on a date.

Joey tries to save Ross' life when he thinks he hears gunshots while on patrol with Phoebe's police officer boyfriend.

While Monica helps Rachel move out, the two women have a war of words; Chandler says a.

Monica makes Chandler apologize to an old girlfriend (Stacy Galina) for leaving her because she was fat; Monica struggles to select a maid of honor.

Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress.

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's (Marlo Thomas) offer to move in to help with the child.

When Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, Leonard takes matters into his own hands; Bernadette and Penny take Raj's fiancee out to dinner to get to know her.

Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he becomes responsible for distributing extra grant money; Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway to get away from her husband and kids.

Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Wolowitz lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler; Koothrappali and Anu try to get physical for the first time.

Sheldon and Amy are devastated after learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has already been discovered and disproved; Bernadette wants to beat Howard in a popular video game.

A VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up; Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Wolowitz with his Magic Castle audition.

Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack learns that he is infertile, so he asks Leonard for help; Koothrappali attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancee Anu.

Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, until they try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination; Bernadette has a big success at work.

Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Wolowitz navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law; Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.

Penny tries to throw a wrench into Leonard's plan to be a sperm donor for her ex-boyfriend; Wolowitz, Bernadette, Anu and Koothrappali turn Koothrappali's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the.

The gang uses deception and betrayal to make it to the one open seat at Wil Wheaton's celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game with William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith.

When Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, Wolowitz is left in charge of the kids; Sheldon finds a book about experimenting on kids.

When competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to win over Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot and Frances Arnold; Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict.

The Jokers steal America's babies at the mall; while they lie in wait trying to succeed in an impossible task, Sal, Q and Murr hash on some never before seen clips.

Rachel Chu is happy to accompany her longtime boyfriend, Nick, to his best friend's wedding in Singapore. She's also surprised to learn that Nick's family is extremely wealthy and he's considered one of the country's most eligible bachelors.

The sarcastic patriarch (Bernie Mac) of a black family freely expresses his opinion of his daughter's (Zoe Saldana) white boyfriend (Ashton Kutcher).

Gloria and Jay try to make Manny's 14th birthday extra special by planning a surprise party; Haley starts hanging out with a much older guy.

When Gloria's mother and sister visit, they bring traditions, baby names and family baggage; Phil helps the kids with their problems; Mitchell and Cameron try to correct Lily's bad habits.

When the lead in the school's production of.

Claire and Phil's Valentine's Day romp ends with Claire in the hospital; Jay and Gloria's attempts at romance are interrupted by the kids; after hosting a wild party, Cam and Mitch are left with hangovers and a new housemate.

Carl (Reginald VelJohnson) tries to cut his own Christmas tree but ends up getting lost in the woods with Steve (Jaleel White).

Laura is excited about joining a sorority until she learns Steve has been named the star of its annual geek party.

Laura and Maxine (Kellie Shanygne Williams, Cherie Johnson) realize they can share almost anything, except their affection for Curtis. With Jaleel White.

Carl and Steve (Reginald VelJohnson, Jaleel White) go back in time together, where Carl ignores Steve's warnings and alters history.

The University makes George Sr. a lucrative job offer in hopes of recruiting Sheldon; Georgie gets a job working for Meemaw's new boyfriend; Mary is determined to rid her home of greed.

Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's birthday party; George Sr. has male bonding time with Dr. Sturgis.

Sheldon fakes being sick to avoid a swim test at school; Dr. Sturgis spies on Meemaw's new boyfriend.

George Sr. and Meemaw struggle to manage the Cooper household; Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.

Sheldon learns to listen when an emotional Paige struggles with her parents' divorce; George Sr. is furious when Georgie tries to buy his way out of chores.

George Sr. and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's new boyfriend, but things get complicated when her ex-boyfriend tags along; Sheldon and Missy invent a game.

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street.

It's Valentine's Day and, out on his first date in nine years, Ross meets up with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Monica, Phoebe and Rachel rebel against the spirit of the day by burning mementos of past relationships.

Monica, Rachel and Phoebe go on a covert operation to track down the woman who stole Monica's credit card.

While tending his son, Ross expresses his displeasure when Phoebe tastes Carol's breast milk to check the temperature.

Ross (David Schwimmer) catches up with Marcel on the set of a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; Chandler gets a date with a girl he liked in fourth grade.

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate (Adam Goldberg) to move out; Joey is facing some exorbitant bills; the girls learn from a book about personal empowerment.

Monica and Phoebe find life in wedding attire has its charm; Rachel asks Joshua for more spontaneity.

While Monica helps Rachel move out, the two women have a war of words; Chandler says a.

Monica makes Chandler apologize to an old girlfriend (Stacy Galina) for leaving her because she was fat; Monica struggles to select a maid of honor.

Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress.

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend (Greg Kinnear) for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

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Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game, which results in mayhem when Sheldon becomes jealous of Amy; Koothrappali catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend; Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise.

The weight of winning a Nobel Prize weighs heavy on Amy's shoulders; Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to relive the good old days after Wolowitz buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.

Koothrappali is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life; Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.

Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis in college, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure if they should turn him in or not; Wolowitz learns that Bernadette wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him.

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there; Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.

Sheldon and Amy await big news.

Bernadette and Wolowitz leave their kids for the first time; Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret; Sheldon and Amy stick together; Koothrappali makes a new friend; the gang travels together into an uncharted future.

Leonard is happy to meet new neighbor Penny, but his roommate thinks he is chasing an impossible dream.

A former commando (Denzel Washington) comes out of retirement and puts his special skills to work to rescue a girl (Chloë Grace Moretz) who is under the control of ruthless Russian mobsters.

A lone warrior (Denzel Washington) faces many dangers as he carries hope for humanity's redemption across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

A former commando (Denzel Washington) comes out of retirement and puts his special skills to work to rescue a girl (Chloë Grace Moretz) who is under the control of ruthless Russian mobsters.

Bodyguard Michael Bryce and hitman Darius Kincaid are in over their heads when a madman's sinister plot threatens to leave Europe in total chaos.

Things get awkward when Phil shows up at Claire's college reunion; Jay is fixated on winning a big bowling tournament; a wig malfunction during an elaborate photo shoot with Joe leads to unfortunate results.

Mitch and Cam's friend Sal announces she's getting married the next day and they are in the wedding; Gloria doesn't trust her new nanny; Claire bonds with Haley; Phil helps Luke with a girl.

Claire and Cam bring in a third party (Wendi McLendon-Covey) when they reach an impasse on a landscaping decision; Phil teaches basic fix-it skills to the kids; Mitch helps Lily with a bully.

While at the hospital, Claire and Phil see an older version of their family; Manny and Jay visit a private school; Mitch and Cam organize a day for Gloria and Lily.

Phil gets desperate when Cam and Claire's flipped house is more difficult to sell than expected; Javier brings his new girlfriend along to visit Manny.

Joey and Chandler decide to baby-sit and use Ben as a way to pick up women; Phoebe loses her job singing at Central Perk.

A drunken Rachel leaves a phone message for Ross that may change their relationship; Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

Rachel sees Ross' list comparing her pros and cons to Julie's (Lauren Tom).

Phoebe, hoping for a Christmas family reunion, travels to upstate New York in search of her biological father.

A rude, drug-abusing educator (Cameron Diaz) vies with a perky colleague (Lucy Punch) for the attentions of a rich and handsome substitute teacher (Justin Timberlake).

A self-help guru makes a superficial man (Jack Black) see only the inner beauty of a very fat woman (Gwyneth Paltrow).

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Danny Ocean (George Clooney) and his gang (Brad Pitt, Matt Damon) plot revenge against a casino owner (Al Pacino) who wronged one of their own.

A parolee (George Clooney) organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist.

A rude, drug-abusing educator (Cameron Diaz) vies with a perky colleague (Lucy Punch) for the attentions of a rich and handsome substitute teacher (Justin Timberlake).

A self-help guru makes a superficial man (Jack Black) see only the inner beauty of a very fat woman (Gwyneth Paltrow).

An FBI agent (Martin Lawrence) reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house.

Phil is excited to discuss his job with Luke, Manny and their classmates on career day, but things get ugly when Phil's nemesis shows up; Cam and Mitch make a mistake while executing tooth fairy duties.

Mitch's ex-boyfriend, a personable and successful doctor, invites the whole family to a fundraising event at a roller rink; Phil teaches Gloria how to skate; Haley helps Alex talk to boys.

Phil gets a new RV for a fun family road trip; Jay and Gloria search for Manny's backpack; Lily's gymnastics meet brings out Cam and Mitch's competitive spirit.

After Phil's mother dies, everyone flies down to Florida; Gloria is faced with an outstanding arrest warrant; Jay runs into someone from his past.

After deciding to give up acting, Joey is offered a role in a soap opera; Rachel dates a guy named Russ.

Ross helps put Carol and Susan's wedding plans back on track; Rachel's mother announces shocking new plans.

Joey starts dating a fan (Brooke Shields) who is gorgeous, but soon discovers that she's also crazy; Ross is reminded how much he misses his pet monkey and travels to the San Diego Zoo to find out what has happened to him.

Ross (David Schwimmer) catches up with Marcel on the set of a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; Chandler gets a date with a girl he liked in fourth grade.

Former CIA black-ops agent Frank Moses (Bruce Willis) and his team battle assassins, terrorists and power-hungry government officials as they try to retrieve a lethal device that could change the balance of world power.

Danny Ocean (George Clooney) and his gang (Brad Pitt, Matt Damon) plot revenge against a casino owner (Al Pacino) who wronged one of their own.

To pay back casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe.

A parolee (George Clooney) organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist.

Leonard volunteers to sign for a package, hoping to make a good impression on Penny.

Unhappy to learn that Penny is seeing someone, Leonard summons the courage to ask another woman on a date.

Getting fired gives Sheldon the opportunity to explore life beyond physics, but when he spends his time weaving ponchos and acting like a shut-in, Leonard calls Sheldon's mother for assistance.

Leonard, realizing his pursuit of Penny is fruitless, has an unexpected encounter with a fellow scientist (Sara Gilbert).

Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali attend Penny's Halloween party.

The Jokers steal America's babies at the mall; while they lie in wait trying to succeed in an impossible task, Sal, Q and Murr hash on some never before seen clips.

To pay back casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe.

Former CIA black-ops agent Frank Moses (Bruce Willis) and his team battle assassins, terrorists and power-hungry government officials as they try to retrieve a lethal device that could change the balance of world power.

A jewel thief (Martin Lawrence) returns to a construction site to retrieve his cache and finds a police station on the spot.

Steve's cousin, Myrtle, arrives with her sights set on winning the local beauty pageant and Eddie's affections.

Steve narrates three tales of love, including Carl's attempts to.

Sheldon and Georgie mine for platinum in roadside gravel; Mary is concerned when Missy misuses religion to help with a batting slump.

Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife, June; Sheldon is forced to work on a group project with reluctant college students.

Sheldon visits the California Institute of Technology for the very first time; Georgie is furious when Mary listens in on a phone call with his girlfriend; Meemaw tries to cheer up a jealous Missy.

Dr. Sturgis is furious when Sheldon accuses him of plagiarism; Mary sets out to find a.

When George Sr. accidentally lands the school librarian in the hospital, the Cooper family must nurse her back to health; Meemaw gives Georgie relationship advice.

When Sheldon learns the house next door is for sale, he takes it upon himself to find the perfect neighbors; Missy is torn when she's forced to pitch against her boyfriend at the baseball game.

The friends renege on a promise not to bring dates to their New Year's Eve party.

When ex-fiance Barry and Mindy's wedding day arrives, bridesmaid Rachel has flashbacks of her own failed wedding day.

Phoebe dates a man who thinks he's stalking her twin sister, Ursula; Ross and Rachel give Chandler.

Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll; Chandler's fear of commitment surfaces in his relationship with Janice.

When Monica buys a new bed from the.

Chandler and Janice (Maggie Wheeler) reach a turning point in their relationship; the Ugly Naked Guy may be dead.

Ross takes up rugby to impress Emily (Helen Baxendale); Chandler sets up a ruse to avoid his former girlfriend Janice (Maggie Wheeler).

Ross' doctoral dissertation is stored in a remote corner of the university library frequently used by students having sex; Rachel and Phoebe bond with Joey's date (Kristin Davis), then try to convince him to continue seeing her.

Rachel goes into labor, enduring endless pain while anxious Ross hovers nearby and her waiting friends wreak havoc in the hospital.

Rachel goes into labor, enduring endless pain while anxious Ross hovers nearby and her waiting friends wreak havoc in the hospital.

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor (Aisha Tyler) he wants to date.

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer; Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

Penny sleeps on Leonard and Sheldon's couch when Wolowitz seduces her friend and takes over her apartment; in need of a fourth member, the guys ask Penny to join their.

On a blind date, Koothrappali discovers that he can talk to the opposite sex after a few drinks, but his date takes an interest in Sheldon.

Penny tries to mediate when Sheldon and Leonard disagree on whether to present their joint findings at a physics conference.

Leonard and Sheldon try to avoid seeing Penny perform after hearing her sing, but the elaborate lie Sheldon tells leads to an unexpected result.

Leonard and the boys avoid Sheldon when he gets sick, leaving Penny to nurse him back to health.

Sheldon and Leonard look for a way to derail a 15-year-old physics prodigy's research.

When Sheldon tries to prove his mental superiority as they train for the Physics Bowl, the guys kick him off the team and bring his nemesis (Sara Gilbert) aboard.

Leonard and the guys buy a time machine prop from a classic movie; Penny tells the guys their obsession with comics and toys is pathetic.

Leonard devises a plan to eliminate his rivals when he, Wolowitz and Koothrappali all fall for Sheldon's twin sister, but his plan backfires when Sheldon decides to choose who his sister dates.

Penny learns that Leonard does not celebrate birthdays, so she plans a surprise party; Sheldon unexpectedly gets to live out one of his biggest fantasies in an electronics store.

When Leonard finally works up the courage to ask Penny out on a date, they each turn to Sheldon for advice.

Penny's first date with Leonard goes awry; Penny finds Sheldon to be an unwilling confidant.

When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 19 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 19 years.

When Stan's boss, Bullock (Patrick Stewart), comes over for dinner, he nearly catches the Smiths hiding Roger.

Francine throws a block party, but Stan becomes suspicious of some new neighbors; Stan persuades Steve to join a youth group.

When Stan learns that his rival Chris White is applying to be the deacon at their church, he decides he wants the position for himself.

Stan tries to curry favor with Bullock (Patrick Stewart) in hopes of scoring a promotion, but learns a secret about his boss's new woman in the process.

When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex education, Stan demands that the school allow him to teach the class.

When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic.

Jack Smith convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work for an ultrasecret spy group, but Francine suspects he is being conned.

When Francine refuses to do all the work, Stan must plan a party for his boss's celebration, with disastrous consequences.

As the Smiths continue their lives in Saudi Arabia, Stan quickly conforms to the male-dominated society while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms.

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Phil's job takes up a lot of his time; Luke has his friends over for a poker game; Gloria worries the baby is cursed; Cam hosts a funeral for the cat's imaginary wife.

When Cam's sister comes to visit, he tries to find a gentle way to break the news of his engagement; Phil and Claire decide to miss one of Luke's games; Gloria is in denial about needing glasses.

The adults struggle to make it to a hot new restaurant in time for the reservation Jay pulled a lot of strings to get.

Jay and Manny oppose Gloria's decision to hire a male nanny; Phil and Jay try to cheer up Frank; Mitch and Cam ask Pepper to help plan their wedding.

Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office; Dale and Meemaw go to the casino; Georgie makes a big mistake when Dale leaves him in charge of the store.

Sheldon discovers that Mary's been keeping a secret about his future; Meemaw is furious when she learns Dale fired Georgie.

After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college; Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.

Sheldon gets a summer job at the local train museum; Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood; Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure.

With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels; Mary and George Sr. argue over parenting styles.

Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige when their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School; George is furious after Georgie makes a questionable purchase.

The friends renege on a promise not to bring dates to their New Year's Eve party.

Carol (Jane Sibbett) begins labor; Ross and Susan (Jessica Hecht) clash.

Joey and Chandler decide to baby-sit and use Ben as a way to pick up women; Phoebe loses her job singing at Central Perk.

Rachel sees Ross' list comparing her pros and cons to Julie's (Lauren Tom).

Joey starts dating a fan (Brooke Shields) who is gorgeous, but soon discovers that she's also crazy; Ross is reminded how much he misses his pet monkey and travels to the San Diego Zoo to find out what has happened to him.

With Joey in his new apartment, Chandler gets a troublesome new roommate (Adam Goldberg); Phoebe makes a video for.

Phoebe reunites with her former singing partner (E.G. Daily); Chandler dates a woman (Sherilyn Fenn) who has a prosthetic limb.

Chandler falls for a woman who is already involved with Joey; Rachel and Ross play the jealousy game.

Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship; Chandler's well-intended attempts to get Rachel a date seem to miss the mark; Monica's plan to assert some authority at her new restaurant goes awry.

Ross has Rachel on his mind when he gets between feuding Monica and Chandler; Joey advertises for a specific roommate.

Monica feels that Rachel is trying to steal the spotlight from her engagement; Chandler worries about his performance in the bedroom.

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

After seeing Penny with a handsome new guy, Leonard rushes into a rebound relationship with Sheldon's nemesis, Leslie Winkle.

Sheldon creates a monster when he introduces Penny to online gaming.

Raj gets an inflated ego and makes a play for Penny after being referenced in a magazine article.

Leonard and his friends stage an intervention to force Sheldon to face his fear of driving.

Sheldon and the gang are confused when a young grad student is attracted to him.

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The family goes to the annual school fair; Phil and Claire each plan a separate surprise for their 20th wedding anniversary; Haley has an awkward encounter.

Claire encourages Jay to go to ClosetCon, where he is reunited with former colleagues; for the first time, Cam takes Lily and Mitch to the Tucker farm.

Cam is extremely focused -- and ruthless -- as a big football game approaches; Claire wants to prove herself at work; Phil tries to teach his children about optimism.

Jay and Manny set out to cut down their own Christmas tree; Gloria is on edge when her mother visits; Mitchell does last-minute shopping to find the perfect gift for Lily.

Phil ends up in jail after tricking Luke into taking a dance class; Jay and Gloria plan birthday parties for Manny and Joe; Mitch and Cam try to book a wedding venue.

Gloria has an encounter with a mean mom (Jane Krakowski) during the high school open house; Mitchell meets a judgmental neighbor (Jesse Eisenberg); Alex goes to a therapist.

Haley turns the tables when Claire and Phil try to talk with her about her future; Jay receives news from his friend Shorty; Cam and Mitch go on a romantic date.

Claire and Phil spy on Luke and Manny; Jay misinterprets Gloria's anger over a dream she thinks he had for another offense he committed; Mitch tries to keep a secret from Cam; Haley tries to keep her photography exhibit from her family.

Luke competes against the son of Phil's nemesis (Rob Riggle) in a wrestling match; Cam and Mitch ask Claire to pick up Lily from school without mentioning the recent lice incidence in her class; Gloria chaperones a field trip.

Carl's brother, who is in trouble with the law, visits; Steve's invention may give Eddie the upper hand in a boxing match.

Steve's time machine sends him and Carl back to a pirate ship.

Dale and Meemaw work out relationship issues while playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sheldon and Missy; Mary and George take a trip with coach Wilkins and his wife; Georgie's girlfriend thinks she's pregnant.

College orientation does not go as Sheldon planned; Mary is invited to a party when she's mistaken for a university student; George Sr. helps Pastor Jeff set up a children's nursery.

Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher, professor Ericson; Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.

Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher sends him into a tailspin; George Sr. learns Georgie has been cutting class.

Sheldon and George Sr. dine with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor; Georgie gives Missy some brotherly advice when Mary won't let her go to the school dance; Dale and June convince Meemaw to attend their son's wedding.

Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant; Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a surprising business venture.

An agent (June Gable) offers Joey a movie role as Al Pacino's naked body double; Chandler dates a liberal woman (Sofia Milos).

Monica and Ross cook Thanksgiving dinner for themselves, but everyone else shows up.

Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll; Chandler's fear of commitment surfaces in his relationship with Janice.

The gang goes to the opening night of Joey's plays; Rachel brings a date (Ben Stiller) to make Ross jealous; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his co-star provides some comfort.

Rachel tries to impress her boss by smoking, which gives Chandler fond memories of his former addiction; Ross's son and Joey audition for the same part in a commercial.

Ross competes with Chandler for the attentions of a pizza deliverywoman (Kristin Dattilo-Hayward); Joey discovers that his guest-starring role on.

Chandler jeopardizes Joey's chances for the lead role in a TV series when he forgets to take down a message.

Joey accidentally informs a cast member (Susan Sarandon) that she will be fired so that his character will get her character's brain.

Monica is so perturbed by Chandler's instant attraction to her gorgeous visiting cousin (Denise Richards) that she persuades Ross to let her stay at his apartment; Ross finds his attraction to his cousin unsettling.

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's (Marlo Thomas) offer to move in to help with the child.

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor (Jeff Goldblum) during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend (Greg Kinnear) for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

Leonard inadvertently steals away the new woman Wolowitz thinks is the love of his life.

Sheldon is thrilled when Leonard starts dating a woman who meets Sheldon's stringent standards.

Leonard asks Penny for advice when his new relationship starts moving too fast.

Penny starts dating Leonard's handsome colleague; Leonard and his friends are tortured by Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette.

When Penny's comment about Wolowitz's love life sends him into a depressed stupor, his friends lose their most important teammate in an upcoming fighting-robot competition.

Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends; Kripke controls a new supercomputer.

Sheldon's solution to Penny's financial difficulty leads to a confrontation between Leonard and Penny's ex-boyfriend.

Leonard and Penny are drawn together after a disastrous visit from Leonard's mother (Christine Baranski).

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Jay takes Luke to the garage for some male bonding; Gloria and Claire take Lily dress shopping; Mitch, Cam, Alex and Manny spend a day at the museum; Phil helps Andy make an anniversary gift for his girlfriend.

Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains where the family can celebrate a picture-perfect Christmas, but unexpected factors complicate the holiday; Jay makes an announcement.

Jay is determined to get the adults' hotel suite upgraded; Claire tries to win back some money; Phil auditions to be a magician.

Mitch struggles to hide his genuine feelings about an unflattering wedding topper Cam's father made; Phil tries to help Gloria sell the apartment she had before Jay but they get sidetracked at a salon; Jay wants to host a nice family evening.

The family joins Phil as he travels to Australia to fulfill his mother's wish that he see the land where he was conceived.

Phil cannot handle the stress when he tells Claire an elaborate lie; Gloria is tasked with organizing this year's family portrait; Jay covertly enters Stella in a dog show.

Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge one another to try something new; Mitch and Cam sell a couple of their prized possessions to fund the wedding; the kids play a joke on Phil and Claire.

A series of crises on Mitch and Cam's wedding day put Pepper to the test; Phil gets an eye procedure before the celebration; Claire embraces the role of best woman.

Chaos forces Mitch and Cam to move from one contingency plan to another, but an unexpected turn of events allows the day to move forward.

When Alex returns from a humanitarian trip, the family dynamic shifts; Cameron remains in a lovey-dovey mood even after the honeymoon ends; Gloria gives Jay a taste of his own medicine after noticing the lack of effort he puts into his appearance.

Jay and Gloria can't agree on what kind of anniversary gifts they want to exchange; the Dunphys go with Alex to Caltech for her college tour; Mitch, Cam and Lily take a new family portrait.

Phil must make creative edits in Cam and Mitch's wedding video when footage reveals that Phil is responsible for a terrible cold that has plagued the family; Gloria and Jay try to help Manny cope with stress in different ways.

Sid and Freya visit Freya's parents; Morris and Tai share an intimate evening together.

Steve gets a make-over in preparation for Laura's sorority auction; Carl is threatened by Harriette's promotion.

Urkel tags along when Carl goes duck hunting with his boss; Laura loses her mother's earrings.

Eddie feels obliged to escort Myrtle to the ball after she saves his life.