Whizzer (Paul Dooley) comes face-to-face with ALF when he searches for Dorothy (Anne Meara) at the Tanners. With Max Wright.

A look at people who are not good with technology; their friends, fortunately, know how to use a camera.

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"Quit Foaling Around"; "The Pranking of the Guard"; "Attack of the Recycling Bin.".

"A New Leash on Life"; "Milking the Gag"; "The Brief Case of the Briefcase.".

Roadie Phil Kaufman (Johnny Knoxville) embarks on a quest to cremate the stolen remains of his longtime friend, musician Gram Parsons.

Dana falls for a guy exactly like Jim but denies the similarities.

Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim takes them to a scary movie.

Felix's hypochondria is exacerbated when Oscar begins dating the person most important to Felix: his doctor.

Nathan introduces his boss Ed to Tom, hoping they will hit it off and hang out together, but Ed turns his attentions to Carol.

Mike feels let down when his daughters aren't into celebrating Halloween with him the way they used to.

The Outdoor Man's softball team holds a vote to decide if it will go coed; Kristin thinks about her own future as she helps Mandy fill out college applications.

When Mandy wants to enter a contest to be on a TV modeling show, Mike intends to give her his usual yes as he does with all of his daughters' requests, knowing that Vanessa will tell her no.

After a neighbor's home is burglarized, Vanessa puts together a neighborhood watch program; Mike finds himself in trouble after getting caught up in some gossip.

When Adam and Andi are caught off guard by unexpected expenses, they each decide to give up a luxury to pay for the expenses.

Adam takes his kids to work and they accidentally give his biggest client lice; Andi feels like a bad mom when she doesn't get lice.

Jim's new pastor harbors a grudge against him over a childhood game of dodgeball. Chris Elliott guest stars.

Jim and Cheryl are caught making whoopee on the set of the school's Thanksgiving play. Julia Sweeney guest stars.

A neighbor invites the whole family to a Christmas party except Jim, who has been feuding with the host.

Dana's new boyfriend (guest star Brad Paisley) is an amazing musician who can get Jim the gig of his dreams -- once Andy is out of the way.

It's one problem after another when Tim and Al go ice fishing.

When Jill's (Patricia Richardson) retired father (M. Emmet Walsh) arrives for a visit, the house is transformed into a small military base.

Tim (Tim Allen) decides to separate Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) when their arguing becomes too loud for his liking.

Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) each head up a Habitat for Humanity house-building project. Former President Jimmy Carter guest stars as himself.

Mandy gets jealous after Mike spends time with Ryan at a marketing retreat; Ed attempts to get Chuck and Joe to see a musical.

Mike teaches Kristin about work/life balance; Vanessa and Mandy school Jen on camping; Ed asks Kyle how to get into heaven.

After Mike's beloved truck is stolen, the Baxter family and friends gather together for an emotional goodbye.

Mike sets Mandy up with Kyle, one of his employees, but Kyle accidentally meets Kristin instead; Mike given new responsibilities at work.

Eric uses Red's money, which was intended for a Christmas tree, for a party; Laurie spikes the punch.

Eric's (Topher Grace) new lab partner (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a little too friendly; Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) gives Red (Kurtwood Smith) some great sales advice. With Don Stark and Laura Prepon.

When Jackie (Mila Kunis) discovers that Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) kissed another girl, she bars him from the gang's ski trip. With Topher Grace.

On Eric and Donna's (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) first date, the waiter (guest star Dino Meminger) mistakenly serves Donna mixed drinks.

When Adam catches Kate sneaking back into the house at night, he is determined to fix the behavior with old-school parenting tactics; Andi is dismayed when she can't find many baby pictures of Emme.

Adam and Andi go to great lengths to secure a loan to fix an unexpected issue at their flip house; Joe is enjoying hanging out with his nurse and wants to find a way to get him to stay with him longer than planned.

Sean accidentally outs a gay co-worker (guest star Sean O'Bryan) after seeing him at Action Mountain's "gay day"; Eddie brings a date (guest star Natasha Lyonne) to dinner at Sean and Claudia's place.

Eddie offers to baby-sit the boys after Claudia and Sean win a free weekend in Atlantic City, but when they get home they find them locked in the basement.

ALF, on the outs with the Tanners, is offered a place to stay by Neal (JM J. Bullock). With Max Wright and Andrea Elson.

ALF is pampered by the Tanners after catching his first Earth cold. With Max Wright and Benji Gregory.

The video dance revolution; crazy family game nights; grandma's rendition of lively entertainment.

We'll journey off the beaten path with hilarious hunters and gatherers, spend time with our deer friends and scrape some knees while climbing trees.

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"Straight Outta Piggly-Wiggly"; "Pranky Pines"; "These Boots Are Made for Fishin'.".

"Puddles of Pun"; "Head of the Microwave"; "Jack in the Portapotty.".

A woman (Elizabeth Hurley) tries to persuade a process server (Matthew Perry) to help her turn the tables on her conniving husband (Bruce Campbell).

Jim invents an imaginary friend to avoid going to a couple's baby shower with Cheryl.

After Cheryl's cooking class choice proves to be a disaster, Jim gets to pick paintball as the next couple's activity.

Despite Teddy's advice against it, Felix manages to talk Oscar into appearing on a sports television show.

When Nathan forgets to get Carol a present, she has the worst Mother's Day ever.

After an innocent date with Kristin, Kyle accidentally falls asleep in her bedroom. When Mike discovers this, his instinct is to take action.

Mike is surprised to learn that he shares similar interests with a new neighbor; Mandy plots revenge after catching her boyfriend in a lie.

The arrival of the father of Kristen's baby dampens Mike's Christmas spirit; when Ed hires Mandy as an elf, she tries to unionize her co-workers.

Mandy offers to start an Internet campaign to keep Ed's favorite barber shop open; Vanessa falls asleep during a presentation.

Adam notices his dad's increasingly forgetful behavior and struggles with how to approach him to discuss it.

When Adam and Andi agree on a present-free Valentine's Day, Adam gives Andi's gift to his mother.

Jim takes Cheryl on a romantic weekend with money he knows was mistakenly credited to his card.

Cheryl and Jim's memories of their first meeting conflict when they try to play matchmaker to a cop and his partner (Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman).

Cheryl and Jim's memories of their first meeting conflict when they try to play matchmaker to a cop and his partner (Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman).

Cheryl disapproves of Jim's latest invention, a flatulent doll named Gassy Gus. Andrea Walters, Ben Falcone, Andre Ware and Philip Daniel Bolden guest star.

A role reversal occurs when Tim and Al host a cooking show, with Al as the star and Tim as the sidekick.

Tim charms Jill's friends, but the charm disappears when they do.

A shortage of funds puts an end to Tim's (Tim Allen) plans for a special edition of "Tool Time." With Richard Karn.

Tim's (Tim Allen) Mother's Day plans for Jill (Patricia Richardson) go awry when he gives away a nostalgic swing set. Guest star: Victoria Principal.

Against Mike's wishes, the rest of the family decides to baby-proof the house; Mike thinks Mandy should get a job delivering pizza.

When Mike's behavior at Grandparents Day gets his grandson kicked out of preschool, he is forced to take the child to work with him; Vanessa tries to look more youthful.

Mike feels let down when his daughters aren't into celebrating Halloween with him the way they used to.

The Outdoor Man's softball team holds a vote to decide if it will go coed; Kristin thinks about her own future as she helps Mandy fill out college applications.

When Red takes the Vista Cruiser away from Eric, the guys are grounded until Kelso borrows his cousin's car.

When Jackie (Mila Kunis) has a pregnancy scare, Donna (Laura Prepon) is prompted to start taking birth control pills. With Topher Grace.

Red turns out to be a raucous heckler when he goes to a professional wrestling match with Eric and his friends.

Hyde meets a punk rocker who wants him to go to New York with her; Kitty helps Jackie bake a pie for class.

Adam and Andi are eager to book a night away in a hotel after Teddy keeps sleeping in their bed; Kate is allowed to stay home alone but doesn't follow Adam and Andi's strict rules.

When Adam offers to go on a vegan diet with Kate in an effort to bond with her, his love of meat proves a hard habit to break.

After Sister Helen uses some unholy language, Sean blackmails her into doing some favors for him and his family.

When Claudia sees Sean working with a correctional cleanup crew, he confesses he was arrested for buying stolen jewelry; Lily and Brad join together to rectify the poor treatment donkeys receive at the school's annual, charity event.

ALF is relegated once again to the attic when the Tanners throw a Hawaiian luau. With Anne Schedeen and Benji Gregory.

ALF dreams that he's a famous stand-up comic. Cameo appearances by Casey Kasem and NBC President Brandon Tartikoff.

We gawk at a man with all-powerful feet on his day at the beach, and enjoy a temperamental ventriloquist who speaks through a cheese sandwich.

We catch clumsy high-divers making a big splash by the pool, blow bubbles and swim with some outrageous ocean life below the surface.

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"Head Over Heels Bride"; "Walking the Prank"; "A Hole Lot of Funny.".

"Free-Falling Fries"; "Mermaid Baby"; "Heavy Medal.".

Three childhood friends (Seth Green, Matthew Lillard, Dax Shepard) embark on a canoe trip to find a plane hijacker's stash of money.

Cheryl gets stranded on the roof retrieving a tablecloth for Thanksgiving dinner, and no one notices her absence until she disables the television.

Cheryl caters to Jim's every whim to make up for a fight he does not remember from the night before.

After Oscar feels threatened by Felix's surprising performance on the basketball court and the softball field, they decide to compete against each other in a decathlon.

Nathan and Debbie try to help Carol find a new apartment -- as far away from them as possible; Carol makes a new friend named Kip Finkle.

A visit from a rising star on the professional fishing circuit leaves Vanessa wondering if Mike feels tied down; Eve and Kristin assume Mandy's decision to become a vegan is a passing phase.

Mike learns Ed hired his daughter to replace him as Outdoor Man's marketing consultant; Mike and Eve bring home a stray dog.

Vanessa blames Mike when she finds out they were not invited to a neighbor's party; Eve accidentally damages Mandy's car.

When a history of Mike and Vanessa's house reveals a previous occupant died there, the family starts blaming things on a ghost; Ed keeps borrowing money from Kyle because he doesn't carry cash.

Andi gets Bev a spot volunteering at the hospital; Joe becomes bored and starts spending too much time with Adam.

When Andi and Adam disagree about Kate attending a dance with an older boy, Adam tries to outsmart Andi to win the argument.

When Cheryl gets sick, and Jim is forced to entertain a gaggle of little girls at Ruby's slumber party.

Jim worries Cheryl will learn the truth about her engagement ring after she invites his old girlfriend (Crystal Bernard) to dinner.

Jim goes into protective overdrive after Cheryl is mugged while shopping.

A successful guy that Jim went to high school with gives him a big contracting job and makes a pass at Cheryl over dinner.

Tim's (Tim Allen) obvious enjoyment of some breast-enlargement literature leaves Jill (Patricia Richardson) feeling undesirable.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) gets caught in a lie when his much older computer pen pal (Joanna Daniels) shows up unexpectedly for a visit.

Tim (Tim Allen) and Bob Vila face off in a handyman auction and also compete in an auto race. With Bob Vila as himself.

When Jill is laid off from work, Tim is less than considerate.

When Mandy wants to enter a contest to be on a TV modeling show, Mike intends to give her his usual yes as he does with all of his daughters' requests, knowing that Vanessa will tell her no.

After a neighbor's home is burglarized, Vanessa puts together a neighborhood watch program; Mike finds himself in trouble after getting caught up in some gossip.

After an innocent date with Kristin, Kyle accidentally falls asleep in her bedroom. When Mike discovers this, his instinct is to take action.

Mike is surprised to learn that he shares similar interests with a new neighbor; Mandy plots revenge after catching her boyfriend in a lie.

Eric reserves a motel room in anticipation of prom night, and Jackie strong-arms Hyde into taking her to the prom.

The gang goes to see the movie "Star Wars," while Eric suspects his childhood nemesis of putting the moves on Donna.

Kelso takes a dive while the guys are painting a pot leaf on the water tower; Eric barges in on his parents' lovemaking.

Hyde (Danny Masterson) moves in with Eric (Topher Grace) and his parents (Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith) after his mom skips town with a truck driver.

After Adam throws out his back on his 50th birthday, he is still determined to take a dirt bike excursion and check it off his bucket list; Don and Adam give out bonuses at work.

Adam gets jealous when Teddy names Andi as his hero for a school essay.

Sparks fly between Sean and Claudia's father when her parents stop in for what turns out to be an extended visit.

Sean and Eddie steal their cousin's ashes from the funeral parlor intending to honor his wishes and scatter his remains over the old water tower.

Neal and his ex-wife (JM J. Bullock, Allyce Beasley) reconcile, but ALF goes a long way to prove her motives are less than honest. With Anne Schedeen.

ALF enters the art world after he earns praise for a still life made from food. Kenneth David Gilman guest stars. With Max Wright.

We introduce you to some reckless Sunday drivers, watch clumsy skiers navigate the dreaded ski lift and see a plethora of slippery diving board fails.

We take a look at a few disastrous family photo shoots, some of the most outrageous grandparents and celebrate some healthy sibling rivalries.

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"Rocket Man"; "Fall Is in the Air"; "Bark to Order.".

A one-handed salesman (Woody Harrelson), an Amish farm boy (Randy Quaid) and a pretty con artist (Vanessa Angel) pull bowling scams to get to a $1 million tournament in Reno.

Dana puts her name on one of Cheryl's presents to Jim, then takes all the credit when he raves about it.

The irritating Devlins bid on the house across the street from Jim and Cheryl.

Oscar and Felix go to Ashley's to get Felix's special pillow; a secret Felix is keeping from Oscar is revealed.

Debbie and Nathan fear that their parents are reuniting when Carol and Tom feel hesitant about formally ending their marriage.

Mandy gets to meet Kim Kardashian; when the city orders Mike to cut down a tree on his property, he decides to organize a protest.

When Mike gets NASCAR driver Tony Stewart and his racecar in the store, he realizes how much he misses the adrenaline rush he used to get from his adventures on the road; Vanessa thinks about how she used to take more chances before she was a mom.

When Mike's younger brother (Mike Rowe) and father (Robert Forster) visit, a sibling rivalry ensues; Eve, Mandy and Kristin try to help Bud find a girlfriend.

When a teen hurts himself on the Baxters' property while pulling a prank, Mike is asked to pay the doctor bill; Kristin goes back to school.

Adam attempts to organize a birthday dinner for Andi and discovers that managing guests isn't easy.

Adam and Andi lose footage of an intimate moment they accidentally recorded; they must track it down before anyone can see it.

Jim does more harm than good when he stands up to Dana's boss; Andy has trouble making arrangements for his birthday party.

Jim must decide between helping Cheryl through surgery or meeting his hero, Bo Diddley.

Jim and Cheryl's new friends turn out to be obnoxious, but they benefit from the relationship.

An online bidding war reveals to Cheryl that Jim is spending money on memorabilia instead of a new dryer.

After Tim (Tim Allen) criticizes Jill (Patricia Richardson) for the car getting scratched, he nearly totals it himself.

Tim is less than thrilled about turning 40 when his friend has a heart attack.

Mark is doing poorly in school, but cannot tell his parents the real problem.

Tim (Tim Allen) acts as a surrogate father when his brother (William O'Leary) decides to leave his wife (Debbe Dunning) and children.

The arrival of the father of Kristen's baby dampens Mike's Christmas spirit; when Ed hires Mandy as an elf, she tries to unionize her co-workers.

Mandy offers to start an Internet campaign to keep Ed's favorite barber shop open; Vanessa falls asleep during a presentation.

A visit from a rising star on the professional fishing circuit leaves Vanessa wondering if Mike feels tied down; Eve and Kristin assume Mandy's decision to become a vegan is a passing phase.

Mike learns Ed hired his daughter to replace him as Outdoor Man's marketing consultant; Mike and Eve bring home a stray dog.

Hyde outshines Eric as a model son; Red and Kitty find themselves at a party with a couple of swingers.

On his last day at the plant, Red (Kurtwood Smith) and his co-workers get drunk at the local bar. With guest stars Paul Anka and Lyle Waggoner (as themselves).

When the gang goes to a dance club, the bouncer bars Eric from entering; Kitty gives Red a self-help book.

When Laurie's (Lisa Robin Kelly) professor (guest star Stephen Tobolowsky) comes to town, Eric (Topher Grace) catches them making out; Hyde (Danny Masterson) bunks with Eric.

When Adam accidentally invites Andi to go on the guys' annual trip, he tries to un-invite her, which only makes matters worse.

Adam recruits Marcy to put Andi's snooty sister in her place when she comes for a visit.

Sean panics when he finds a home pregnancy test in Lily's trash can, but she denies it's hers; Dean convinces Lily to get a tattoo with him. Joseph "Rev. Run" Simmons of Run-DMC guest stars.

Claudia is incredulous when Sean quits his union job to go into business with Eddie, buying an Irish pub on Staten Island.

As a newly ordained Melmacian minister, ALF must officiate a ceremony on Earth. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF considers the future with the Tanners, who will age faster than the ageless alien. With Max Wright and Benji Gregory.

We venture into the woods with some clumsy hikers, join a few hilarious fishermen and show you exactly why peacocks should never drink.

Why pigs, dogs and parrots are the real party animals; popping champagne; why hair and fire don't mix.

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Tim's (Tim Allen) attempt to "improve" the dishwasher has explosive results. With Patricia Richardson.

Mark (Taran Noah Smith) helps Tim (Tim Allen) replace the motor in the lawn mower with an engine from a high-powered motorcycle. With Patricia Richardson.

Tim must choose between keeping his promise to spend a romantic evening with Jill or watching a football game.

Tim (Tim Allen) gets more than the big picture when he climbs on the roof to install a satellite dish. With Patricia Richardson.

Tim (Tim Allen) reconsiders exterminating the basement pest when he discovers it may be a snake. With Patricia Richardson.

Tim makes a wager with Jill that he can end the rough behavior at dinner by teaching his sons table manners.

Tim makes an embarrassing comment about Jill on his TV show; a classmate tells Randy that he has girlish hands.

Tim decides to teach the boys a lesson after they tell Mark that the others in the family are aliens from another planet.

Dana falls for the Rev. Pierson (guest star Chris Elliott) after he sets her up with a promising job lead.

Jim tries to convince his friend Danny (Dan Aykroyd) not to back out on his wedding plans with Laraine (Laraine Newman).

When Felix serves as a substitute teacher for a yoga class, his teaching style is met with irritation; Dani and Oscar are trapped in a subway car; Murph asks Teddy if he will be his agent.

Karma catches up with Nathan, threatening his reputation and the biggest interview of his career -- a one-on-one with Metta World Peace.

Mandy's new boyfriend, Terrence, is an animal rights activist who clashes with Mike; Kyle makes a discovery.

Ed and Mike second-guess their decision to have Kyle on their team in an annual sports competition; Vanessa is caught saying she doesn't want to attend Eve's soccer game and Mandy's school play.

When Mike's father moves to town to build the new Outdoor Man store, Vanessa worries that his presence might have an adverse effect on Mike's blood pressure.

Mike tries to smooth things over after accidentally upstaging Vanessa's nomination for top volunteer school parent; Eve worries she won't fit in at high school.

When Andi's parents decide to visit them for Easter, Adam and Andi have to keep the peace between both sets of parents.

When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson.

The household is annoyed when Gracie adopts an abandoned bird.

Dana pretends to be Ruby's mother to attract the attention of a single father she met in the park.

Cheryl's recently widowed mother (guest star Kathleen Noone) introduces her fiance to the family, drawing disapproval of the whirlwind romance.

Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his estranged sister (Jennifer Coolidge) when the family takes a trip to Las Vegas.

Al buys into a hardware store and takes entrepreneurship a little too far.

After Tim (Tim Allen) videotapes Jill's (Patricia Richardson) speech at the library, he accidentally overdubs his critique.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) fights with his brothers in an apparent bid for Tim's (Tim Allen) attention.

At Thanksgiving dinner, Wilson announces that he is moving away.

Oscar tries to impress Charlotte at a fundraiser for the New York Philharmonic; Felix reminds Oscar about the importance of honesty; Teddy introduces his wife, Diane, to Dani.

Oscar and Charlotte hesitate to take their relationship to the next level; Felix tries to overcome his fear of dogs with Teddy's help when Emily gains custody of Biscuit.

A daredevil (Burt Reynolds) and other characters (Roger Moore, Farrah Fawcett) get in their cars and take off on a cross-country race.

A stock-car driver (Burt Reynolds) competes in the chicken suit symbolic of his fast-food sponsor (Ned Beatty).

A one-handed salesman (Woody Harrelson), an Amish farm boy (Randy Quaid) and a pretty con artist (Vanessa Angel) pull bowling scams to get to a $1 million tournament in Reno.

Videos making the countdown include some nervous bungee jumpers, fearless senior citizens and the least coordinated pole dancers on the planet.

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Tim and the "Tool Time" crew begin work on Tim's bathroom, motivated by overcrowding and Jill's ultimatum.

Tim tries to prove a point to Jill by hosting an all-female show to teach women how to do household repairs.

Tim (Tim Allen) agrees to clean the house for Jill (Patricia Richardson) while she works on a fund-raising speech.

Tim gets wrapped up in a Christmas house-decorating competition with his neighbor; Mark believes that Santa has died.

Tim's (Tim Allen) pride is crushed when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats him at bowling; Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) runs into a bully at the alley.

Tim's free-spirited college pal (Christopher McDonald) drives Jill (Patricia Richardson) crazy when he comes to visit. With Tim Allen.

Brad prepares for his first date with Jennifer; Jill's feminist girlfriend Karen is expected to visit.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) asks for a sentimental birthday gift, so Tim (Tim Allen) shops for lingerie.

Cheryl brags to her cousin that she is the lead singer in Jim's band.

Dana's boss replaces Jim with a handsome actor (Ingo Rademacher) in a commercial starring Cheryl and the children.

After learning the woman he is seeing used to date Murph (Geoff Stults), Oscar becomes obsessed with living up to the ex-baseball player's reputation.

When Ray discusses Nathan's history of being a terrible wingman, Nathan tries to become less self-involved so he can be a better friend.

When Vanessa's sister (Christina Moore) visits, Mike assumes he is about to be confronted with another loan request; Kyle worries what Mike will think when Kristen and Kyle break up.

Mike tries to convince Mandy to vote for Romney, but Obama supporters Kristin and Ryan disagree with his methods.

Mike secretly forms an afterschool dodgeball club for the neighborhood kids in hope of building character in Boyd.

A car in the neighborhood is egged; when Mike and Vanessa won't let Eve quit soccer, Eve acts out by getting drunk at a party.

When Adam learns that Andi is keeping secrets from him for his own good, he becomes determined to find out what she's hiding from him.

Adam is thrilled to help Joe buy a new car but is caught off guard when Joe suddenly becomes irritable; Andi discovers Emme has been hiding a pet snake and has to figure out a way to get rid of it.

Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his estranged sister (Jennifer Coolidge) when the family takes a trip to Las Vegas.

Jim starts to resent being Cheryl's errand boy; Andy thinks flashing his wedding ring around will make him a "chick magnet.".

Jim panics when his son becomes a Green Bay Packers fan, and he tries to convert him to a Chicago Bears fan.

Jim feels guilty after cheating at a church's fund-raising bingo game.

The man who first recognized Tim's need for "more power" pays his former high-school student a visit.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) almost spoils Tim's (Tim Allen) chance at getting his hot rod featured in a major magazine.

Tim enlists the help of his brother to build his Christmas display; Jill tries to help her visiting parents.

Brad's paper route interferes with schoolwork, but he is afraid to quit.

Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) disapproval, Tim (Tim Allen) convinces Mark (Taran Noah Smith) to join a karate class.

Jill wants Mark to see his first ballet, but Tim spoils her plans; Jill convinces Tim to leave Randy and Brad at home alone.

When an inept policeman (Rob Schneider) receives animal organs as transplants, he begins to exhibit traits of the donors.

An ancient curse causes a mean-spirited teenage girl and an incompetent male thief (Rob Schneider) to switch bodies.

When an inept policeman (Rob Schneider) receives animal organs as transplants, he begins to exhibit traits of the donors.

Poorly placed chorus singers; killer animal impressions; the clumsiest dancers in show business.

Feeding wild bears; a family's reaction when monkeys attack; dolphin impressions.

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Heading out to fly some amazing kites and duck in the process; finding swimwear that falls off in the waves.

A unique themed view of completely relatable and entertaining real-life moments caught on video.

"Hot Dog Day Afternoon"; "Third Hand's the Charm"; "Pop Up on the Roof.".

"The Yolks on Him"; "Casketball Diaries"; "They Came, They Sawed.".

When an inept policeman (Rob Schneider) receives animal organs as transplants, he begins to exhibit traits of the donors.

Jim takes umbrage at being replaced as the father in a promotional shoot for a cruise line. Ingo Rademacher guest stars.

Gracie's recent misbehavior makes Jim think she is lying about a friend giving her a new video game.

Ed wants to get back together with his ex-wife, Wanda, even though they have gotten divorced twice; Kristin is apprehensive about getting Mandy a job at the diner.

When Vanessa gives a presentation about her job at an oil company during career day at Eve's school., Eve and her classmates think Vanessa is destroying the planet.

After Mike brings home a duck he shot for dinner, he is forced to try to explain the circle of life to Boyd.

Mike decides to give Vanessa a family-free holiday for Christmas; Ed accidentally shoots a bald eagle.

After both of their marriages fail, Oscar Madison and his uptight, former college roommate, Felix Unger, decide to live together.

Felix tries to help when Oscar is hired to ghostwrite a retired baseball player's autobiography but he ends up making the task more difficult.

When Adam and Don realize they need to bring in more business, they film a commercial advertising their company; Andi works up the courage to ask her boss for a raise.

Adam and Andi set up Adam's boss on a date to boost her spirits in the hope that she'll be in the mood and have Adam begin working again.

Cheryl is envious of her girlfriend's necklace and entreats Jim to buy her expensive jewelry.

Jim encourages Gracie and Ruby to open a lemonade stand but does not anticipate fierce competition from a neighbor kid's stand.

Jim tells Ruby's teacher that his wife is illiterate in order to lighten his daughter's homework load.

Dana falls for a guy exactly like Jim but denies the similarities.

Tim can't think of a reason for selling his hot rod, except money; Randy tries to distance himself from Jill.

Tim throws a Super Bowl party while Jill is bedridden with the flu.

Al (Richard Karn) is included among Detroit's sexiest bachelors, and the designation causes problems with Ilene (Sherry Hursey).

When Randy's (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) date falls on the dance floor at his first coed birthday party, Tim (Tim Allen) is to blame.

Vanessa blames Mike when she finds out they were not invited to a neighbor's party; Eve accidentally damages Mandy's car.

When a history of Mike and Vanessa's house reveals a previous occupant died there, the family starts blaming things on a ghost; Ed keeps borrowing money from Kyle because he doesn't carry cash.

Mandy gets to meet Kim Kardashian; when the city orders Mike to cut down a tree on his property, he decides to organize a protest.

When Mike gets NASCAR driver Tony Stewart and his racecar in the store, he realizes how much he misses the adrenaline rush he used to get from his adventures on the road; Vanessa thinks about how she used to take more chances before she was a mom.

After sampling Hyde's (Danny Masterson) "special" brownies, Red (Kurtwood Smith) accidentally sells Eric's (Topher Grace) car at a garage sale.

When Donna (Laura Prepon) tells Eric (Topher Grace) she loves him, he has trouble saying it back; Bob (Don Stark) walks out on Midge (Tanya Roberts).

While Bob and Midge (Don Stark, Tanya Roberts) decide to have an open marriage, Eric (Topher Grace) questions what it means to be a boyfriend.

Eric is thrilled when Donna sneaks over to his room for a sleepover; Hyde's new boss at the photo shop is a dope.

A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.

Darlene gets one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them; Dan hires Becky to help out at work.

When Adam and Andi see how much Lowell's new relationship with Andi's sister is changing him, they stage an intervention to get him to stop putting up with her bad behavior.

When Andi's doctor advises her to stop taking birth control pills, Adam and Andi disagree on an alternate option.

Sean takes Lily's Mustang out for a joyride and loses it in a drag race to a delinquent (Wilmer Valderrama).

Claudia freaks out when she finds out Sean and Eddie have hired her high-school rival as a bartender.

ALF encounters youth-seeking senior citizens when he's discovered sneaking into a retirement home. Frances Bay guest stars. With Andrea Elson.

ALF and Willie (Max Wright) scour Death Valley for buried treasure after discovering an old map. With Benji Gregory and Anne Schedeen.

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A look at hilarious and questionable parenting techniques; learning what advice not to take from grandma and grandpa.

Exploring mishaps on horseback; watching bizarre squirrel behavior; taking in a night at the cat ballet.

"Banana Split"; "Donald McDonald"; "Whose Line Dance Is It Anyway?".

"Deconstruction Worker"; "Blind Taste Test"; "Teetering on Greatness.".

Teenage California buddies (Sean Astin, Pauly Shore) groom a thawed-out caveman (Brendan Fraser) and pass him off as a cool transfer student.

Jim's sister (Jennifer Coolidge) shows up on his doorstep -- pregnant.

Andy resents a wealthy client (Nana Visitor), then ends up dating her.

When Eve is suspended from school for calling a boy a bad name, Mike is surprised name calling would be considered bullying.

Outdoor Man's longtime architect, Bill McKenzie (Richard Karn), faces professional competition from a young, attractive woman; Vanessa wonders if her recent promotion was based on looks or talent.

When Vanessa hires a new housekeeper, the topic of immigration comes up, leading to Ed checking the green cards of Outdoor Man employees; Kristin finds a new way to make money.

When Eve is inspired by her father's patriotism and decides to join the Junior ROTC, Vanessa is concerned.

A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

After struggling to find work, Andi proposes an idea for her and Adam to go into business together; Adam tackles a challenging renovation of Joe and Bev's kitchen.

Adam attempts to make the office feel more inviting since Andi will be joining him at work every day; Lowell hides a life-changing secret.

Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim takes them to a scary movie.

Jim invents an imaginary friend to avoid going to a couple's baby shower with Cheryl.

After Cheryl's cooking class choice proves to be a disaster, Jim gets to pick paintball as the next couple's activity.

Cheryl gets stranded on the roof retrieving a tablecloth for Thanksgiving dinner, and no one notices her absence until she disables the television.

When Tim (Tim Allen) tries to fix a gas leak in a friend's home, he accidentally blows up the building.

Tim (Tim Allen) and his sister-in-law (Jensen Daggett) accidentally see each other naked.

Tim and two bachelors from his audience discuss wives and girlfriends, while their mates tune in at home.

Instead of attending the theater with Jill and Ilene (Patricia Richardson, Sherry Hursey), Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) go out scalping hockey tickets.

When Mike's younger brother (Mike Rowe) and father (Robert Forster) visit, a sibling rivalry ensues; Eve, Mandy and Kristin try to help Bud find a girlfriend.

When a teen hurts himself on the Baxters' property while pulling a prank, Mike is asked to pay the doctor bill; Kristin goes back to school.

Mandy's new boyfriend, Terrence, is an animal rights activist who clashes with Mike; Kyle makes a discovery.

Ed and Mike second-guess their decision to have Kyle on their team in an annual sports competition; Vanessa is caught saying she doesn't want to attend Eve's soccer game and Mandy's school play.

On a visit to their haunted, burned-down grammar school, Donna and Jackie stumble across the gang's permanent records.

Eric (Topher Grace) gets suspended from school while holding Donna's (Laura Prepon) cigarette; Hyde and Fez (Danny Masterson, Wilmer Valderrama) go on a double date. Guest star: Melissa Joan Hart.

Donna (Laura Prepon) becomes suspicious when Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) takes Laurie (Lisa Robin Kelly) to Van Stock instead of Jackie (Mila Kunis). With Topher Grace.

Red disapproves of Laurie's new living arrangements; Jackie wants Donna to tell the truth about Kelso and Laurie.

An email from the school banning certain Halloween costumes, including Mark's, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene; Jackie introduces someone to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, but she immediately regrets it.

When Geena learns that D.J. hasn't been taking Mary to church, she insists they go as a family; Mark's attempt to conduct an unbiased survey on the upcoming election for his school project goes south when Jackie volunteers to help.

Adam promises not to lie to Andi again, but finds himself in a tough spot when he has to cover for Joe.

Adam and Don become super protective of Lowell when they think he might get back together with his cheating ex-wife; Joe experiences an unexpected side effect from his new pacemaker.

Sean ensures Lily will fail her drivers' test by teaching her several wrongheaded notions; Claudia discovers Jimmy's video game is extremely violent.

Sean feels emasculated when he is unable to change a tire; Eddie sells one of Lily's brassieres to Brad.

A morally outraged ALF writes nasty letters to a pollution-producing company. With Max Wright and Andrea Elson.

ALF takes to the park in search of food after his diet fails.

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Exploring the road wheels have taken; making the best of an airport stopover; swimming in a homemade waterpark.

Kid robots gone rogue, the downfalls of gravity and unusual ways to pull a tooth.

"Taking the Plunge"; "The Laughter Express"; "Lip Shtick.".

"Port-A-Party"; "Killer Comedy"; "Princess of Pranks.".

An ancient curse causes a mean-spirited teenage girl and an incompetent male thief (Rob Schneider) to switch bodies.

Jim is unable to transport the girls' papier-mache grizzly bear to school because he lost his truck in an arm-wrestling match and refuses to ask for it back.

When Cheryl decides to remodel the bathroom, Jim insists that it include a stainless-steel toilet that talks.

Mike is so impressed with Mandy's new boyfriend that he offers him a job; Kristin navigates her relationship with Ryan.

Mike discovers that Boyd is no longer using the Baxter name; Kristin, Mandy and Eve make a Valentine's Day music video.

The Outdoor Man puts on a skit based on a Wild West Show starring Ed and Eve and directed by Mike; Mandy tries flirting with an oblivious Kyle.

Mike wages psychological warfare after he catches Mandy sneaking into the house late at night; Kristin tries to hide her new romance from Boyd.

A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

Adam and Andi have a disagreement at the office and must prevent it from becoming a problem at home; the kids try to extend Lowell's stay at their house after realizing he's an amazing cook.

When Adam sees a kid push Emme, he convinces Teddy to defend his younger sister; Adam and Don persuade Joe to hire a nurse to help him after he has his upcoming knee surgery.

Cheryl caters to Jim's every whim to make up for a fight he does not remember from the night before.

Dana puts her name on one of Cheryl's presents to Jim, then takes all the credit when he raves about it.

The irritating Devlins bid on the house across the street from Jim and Cheryl.

Dana falls for the Rev. Pierson (guest star Chris Elliott) after he sets her up with a promising job lead.

Tim spends a sleepless night watching his favorite "Tool Time" episodes as a consequence of overeating.

Tim spends a sleepless night watching his favorite "Tool Time" episodes as a consequence of overeating.

Visiting relatives cause problems for Jill, Tim and Al (Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen, Richard Karn).

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) must make a parenting decision when Mark (Taran Noah Smith) is accused of stealing a knife.

When Mike's father moves to town to build the new Outdoor Man store, Vanessa worries that his presence might have an adverse effect on Mike's blood pressure.

Mike tries to smooth things over after accidentally upstaging Vanessa's nomination for top volunteer school parent; Eve worries she won't fit in at high school.

When Vanessa's sister (Christina Moore) visits, Mike assumes he is about to be confronted with another loan request; Kyle worries what Mike will think when Kristen and Kyle break up.

Mike tries to convince Mandy to vote for Romney, but Obama supporters Kristin and Ryan disagree with his methods.

Red tries to convince Eric to shoot a deer on a hunting trip; Kitty plays a game of poker with the girls.

Eric accuses Hyde of stealing his stash of money; Kelso and Fez help Jackie prepare for a beauty pageant.

Eric grows flustered while watching an R-rated "Annie Hall" with his mother; Jackie is jealous of Fez's girlfriend.

Red applies for a supervisor position at a new supermarket but is offered a clerk job; Laurie blackmails Kelso.

A member of the family makes a life-changing announcement; Dan suspects Becky isn't holding up her end of the bargain with regard to her drinking; Darlene continues to look for a job; Jackie offers English lessons to a busboy.

Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs; Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap; Darlene deals with a sleazy customer at her casino job.

Adam and Andi offer Teddy dating advice but wind up making things super awkward for him instead.

Adam encourages Don to give himself food poisoning to get out of babysitting his destructive grandson; Adam and Andi argue over who has to take Kate and her teenage friends dress shopping.

Henry is aghast to find a tiny marijuana plant in the backyard; Brad sells his urine to members of the basketball team.

Sean promises to get a vasectomy but cannot bring himself to go through with it.

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It's a sad day in the Tanner household as ALF announces he's leaving Earth to settle on another planet.

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A look at sports going bad in the house, on the tennnis court, along the race track and on the athletic field.

A tidal wave smack down, the long embrace of an octopus and a van taking the wrong turn down a tight tunnel round out a montage of vacation misadventures.

"Bye-Bye Bride"; "Cream Pie Wars"; "The Pond Prankster.".

A one-handed salesman (Woody Harrelson), an Amish farm boy (Randy Quaid) and a pretty con artist (Vanessa Angel) pull bowling scams to get to a $1 million tournament in Reno.

Cheryl asks Jim to put the kids' artwork in storage, but he disposes of it elsewhere, thinking Cheryl will not notice.

Jim agrees to go to a couples seminar, hoping Cheryl will reciprocate by letting him go on a fishing trip with Andy.

When Mike hires a private soccer coach in hope of helping Eve land a scholarship, the ladies of the Baxter household are charmed by the young man.

Ryan winds up impressing Mike; after Mandy fails history and her laptop and cell phone are taken away, she starts using Mike's old ham radio.

After Mandy is accepted by two colleges, Kristin decides to re-evaluate her life; during a date with Ryan, Kristin runs into Jon (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), a former co-worker from the diner, who now owns a hip restaurant.

Mike learns that Kyle's new-found interest in philosophy is distracting him from his work; Mike worries about Boyd attending a bilingual school.

Bob attempts to learn more about Nigerian customs; Abishola has to contend with gossip spreading about her relationship with Bob.

Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor.

Adam and the guys visit Lowell at his new bachelor pad and start using it to get away from their home lives; Andi keeps pushing Adam for her own desk at the office.

When Adam catches Kate sneaking back into the house at night, he is determined to fix the behavior with old-school parenting tactics; Andi is dismayed when she can't find many baby pictures of Emme.

Jim tries to convince his friend Danny (Dan Aykroyd) not to back out on his wedding plans with Laraine (Laraine Newman).

Cheryl brags to her cousin that she is the lead singer in Jim's band.

Dana's boss replaces Jim with a handsome actor (Ingo Rademacher) in a commercial starring Cheryl and the children.

Jim takes umbrage at being replaced as the father in a promotional shoot for a cruise line. Ingo Rademacher guest stars.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) plays matchmaker and introduces Wilson (Earl Hindman) to one of her professors (Beth Dixon).

The Taylor family stays at a resort for the wedding of Jill's (Patricia Richardson) cousin. With Tim Allen.

Tim (Tim Allen) must choose between his career and friendship when his new boss (guest star Charlie Robinson) wants to ax Al (Richard Karn).

Tim (Tim Allen) joins Jill's (Patricia Richardson) literary group when he feels threatened by her male classmate.

Mike secretly forms an afterschool dodgeball club for the neighborhood kids in hope of building character in Boyd.

A car in the neighborhood is egged; when Mike and Vanessa won't let Eve quit soccer, Eve acts out by getting drunk at a party.