Lily wakes up with a hangover to find her vehicle parked on the porch; Eddie sells Lily's car at a huge profit.

ALF makes his first friend outside of the Tanner family, Jodi a lonely blind girl who calls in to a radio talk show.

Willie (Max Wright) helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.

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Watch as we head downhill, brave the rapids, surf the waves, and discover why it's better to fly on an empty stomach.

"Magical Pranks"; "Lobster Launch"; "Really Fast Food.".

"Smothered in Laughs"; "Hysterical Pregnancy"; "Quit Golfing Around.".

He's the wrong person, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. Joe Dirt (David Spade) is a janitor with a mullet hairdo, acid-washed jeans and a dream - to find the parents that he lost at the Grand Canyon when he was eight. As his wandering, misguided search takes him from one misadventure to another, he finds his way to Los Angeles, where a shock-jock (Dennis Miller) brings Joe on the radio to insult him. But as Joe's story unfolds, jeers turn to cheers, and an entire city is captivated.

Raging Jim accidentally backs into a police car while chasing a guy and chooses anger-management classes instead of paying the fine.

Jim takes over housekeeping duties to give Cheryl time to grieve when her favorite uncle dies, but begins to suspect Cheryl is faking her grief to get him to do more housework.

Vanessa is secretly obsessed with Jen's new video game.

Mike tries to figure out what to get Vanessa for a business anniversary gift; Kristin and Mandy try to get out of Kyle's Outdoor Man HR orientation.

Mike tries to avoid hurting Vanessa's feelings due to her snoring; Mandy goes overboard preparing for the arrival of Kristin and Ryan's new baby.

Vanessa learns a secret that she thinks will ruin Ed and Bonnie's wedding day.

For the sake of Bob's health, Bob and Abishola try reducing stress by taking a day off together; Christina is boss for the day at MaxDot; Gloria steps in to care for Dottie.

When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well; Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone, but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome.

Adam and Andi try to avoid a holiday disaster after a blizzard prevents the family from visiting the grandparents' house for Christmas.

Adam tries to guide his eldest daughter through a momentous occasion when Andi is unavailable; Andi gets stuck in traffic while trying to take Emme and Teddy to the zoo.

Andy tries to find a perfect birthday present for his girlfriend (Jackie Debatin).

Jim turns baby-sitting into a sporting event by staging baby races where the fathers bet on their kids.

Despite Mandy's warnings, Andy plays snow football with Jim and gets injured.

Jim tries to be a cool dad to impress Ruby and her friends but realizes that she is just manipulating him.

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) revert to childhood to convince Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) they are not too old for Halloween.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) and her three sisters are at odds when a provocative secret is revealed during a family visit. With Tim Allen.

Tim (Tim Allen) proves how handy he really is when Heidi (Debbe Dunning) goes into labor and he has to deliver the baby. With Patricia Richardson.

Nightmares torment Tim (Tim Allen) when he feels guilty for not inviting a friend (Jim Labriola) to Thanksgiving dinner. Guest stars: Mario and Michael Andretti.

Mike plays cupid for Joe when he sets up him on a date with Cece; Kyle is jealous when Ryan invites Jen to be a guest on their podcast.

When Mandy worries about Kyle passing his first college exam, she secretly enlists Vanessa, Jen and Ryan to help tutor him; Mike learns of Ed and Chuck's superstition involving their decision-making.

Mike finds out that Ed is skipping Outdoorman's annual bass festival in favor of Bonnie's fancy art gala; Mandy takes over festival planning for Kristin, and things don't go as planned.

Mike and Chuck compete in Outdoorman's annual chili cook-off; Ryan and Kyle take the place of Kristin and Mandy at Vanessa's weekly mother-daughter luncheon.

Chaos results when Eric sneaks a peek at Donna's wedding dress before the big day; Red needs to find a truly meaningful wedding gift for the couple.

Kelso becomes afraid of fatherhood when he meets Brooke's (Shannon Elizabeth) mother, Carolyn (Morgan Fairchild); Eric has second thoughts about marrying Donna and leaves town to sort things out.

Donna's mother returns to console her daughter; Kitty finds Hyde's birth certificate and makes a discovery about his father; Eric tries to explain his actions to Donna.

Eric makes plans to sell Donna's engagement ring to fund taking a year off, but when he learns Donna threw it from the water tower the gang goes searching for it, with disastrous results.

Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family, but Neville, Jackie, Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own.

The Conners gear up for a megawedding; Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben, and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way, they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters.

When Andi's parents decide to visit them for Easter, Adam and Andi have to keep the peace between both sets of parents.

When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson.

Sean talks to Jimmy about the birds and the bees; Brad accidentally sees Claudia naked.

Sean finds out Claudia has been out all night partying; Claudia finds out Sean left Jimmy and Henry with Eddie.

Lynn is excited because Scott wants to keep all his band equipment in the Tanners' garage. Willie is not so excited. Lynn is interested in Scott and begs for Willie to allow Scott to keep the equipment in their garage for just two days.

On his 45th birthday, Willie (Max Wright) feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go sky diving. Guest star: Joe Namath.

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Tim (Tim Allen) joins Jill's (Patricia Richardson) literary group when he feels threatened by her male classmate.

Jill's (Patricia Richardson) surprise 40th birthday party may be ruined by her search for a piano from her youth. With Tim Allen.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) unwittingly creates marital strife for the father (guest star Mark L. Taylor) of Randy's girlfriend (guest star Kimberly Cullum).

Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) throws a Halloween party at home without his parents' (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) permission.

Tim is pressured into standing up to Jill after he buys expensive sports tickets without consulting her.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) won't admit his fears when Jill and Tim (Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen) convert the basement into his bedroom.

Bud makes Tim entertain a station manager during the Taylors' romantic getaway.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) isn't as thrilled as Tim (Tim Allen) when he learns he will be receiving an honorary doctorate degree.

Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video.

While Dana is in premature labor, Ryan is in a war-torn country, delivering a celebrity's baby.

Mike and Vanessa each try to influence Jen's career path; Kristin uses her pregnancy to her advantage with Outdoor Man customers.

Vanessa turns to Mike and Carol for advice on her State Assembly campaign; Kyle is overcome with anxiety when Ed gifts him an expensive watch.

Mike's offer to help Jen with her school's bake sale goes up in smoke; Kyle finds unlikely advice from Joe on where he should enroll in college.

Mike plays cupid for Joe when he sets up him on a date with Cece; Kyle is jealous when Ryan invites Jen to be a guest on their podcast.

Abishola is thrilled when Bob gets back to work and goes on an impromptu road trip with Goodwin.

Abishola turns to Gloria and Kemi when Bob mortgages their home to pay for a new factory space; Kemi worries that she and Chukwuemeka are losing their spark.

Adam attempts to prove he isn't jealous after he discovers that Andi has a close male friend at work.

Adam and Don are forced to take sides in a feud when Andi and Marcy realize they were high school rivals.

When Jim is prescribed pain pills for a back injury, the family takes advantage of his unusually mellow mood.

Jim is frustrated that Kyle seems to like science-fiction better than sports, so he tries to change his son's opinion by going to a convention with him.

When Jim gets financially rewarded for doing charity work, Cheryl tells him that he should return the money.

Jim is haunted by a ghost when he buys Cheryl a diamond necklace that was taken off a dead woman.

Tim and Jill become concerned when Brad pays more attention to his first part-time job than his school work.

At Christmas, Tim considers buying the house he grew up in when he learns the current owners plan to renovate.

After teasing Tim about buying something because the saleswoman flirted with him, Jill wonders if flirting could get her a job.

Tim is surprised to learn Wilson's visiting cousins are the Beach Boys; Mark saves Randy from a bully.

Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, which causes a rift between the sisters; Jackie supports Peter with his project; Dan and an old friend reunite.

When Dan gets injured while covering D.J.'s vending machine route, the decision to sue the company could cost D.J. his job; Jackie is appalled when Becky seeks life coaching from her nemesis.

Cone-headed extraterrestrials Beldar (Dan Aykroyd) and Prymaat (Jane Curtin) find themselves in New Jersey after a recon mission for their home planet of Remulak goes awry. Stranded, they are forced to live as typical suburban humans. Beldar gets a job, and daughter Connie (Michelle Burke) grows up to be a typical, if oddly shaped, teenager. When INS agents start investigating the family and Beldar receives sinister orders from Remulak, the Coneheads must decide where their allegiance lies.

He's the wrong person, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. Joe Dirt (David Spade) is a janitor with a mullet hairdo, acid-washed jeans and a dream - to find the parents that he lost at the Grand Canyon when he was eight. As his wandering, misguided search takes him from one misadventure to another, he finds his way to Los Angeles, where a shock-jock (Dennis Miller) brings Joe on the radio to insult him. But as Joe's story unfolds, jeers turn to cheers, and an entire city is captivated.

Librarian Gloria Mundy (Goldie Hawn) leads a relatively uneventful life. When she looks to shake things up, she somehow winds up in the middle of an assassination plot against the pope. Calling the police, Mundy meets the hapless detective Tony Carlson (Chevy Chase), who takes the case. During the course of the investigation, the two fall in love, but the assassin (Marc Lawrence) is still after Mundy - and anyone with her - to keep her from foiling the plot.

ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn (Andrea Elson) a Ferrari.

Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.

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Tim (Tim Allen) is uncomfortable discussing personal matters with his visiting mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett).

Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) fret over being stranded in a small-town airport on Christmas Eve.

Tim (Tim Allen) hires his laid-off brother Marty (guest star William O'Leary) to rebuild the "Tool Time" set.

Brad feels like he is second best when seventh-grader Randy begins taking classes at the high school.

As part of a "Tool Time" salute to the armed forces, Tim drives a tank and doesn't do it very well.

Tim (Tim Allen) becomes extremely nervous when Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants him to get a vasectomy.

Astronauts of the space shuttle Columbia visit the "Tool Time" set after using Tim's screwdriver in space.

Tim (Tim Allen) offers Harry (guest star Blake Clarke) advice after Delores (guest star Shirley Prestia) decides to work at the hardware store.

Dana and Cheryl hesitantly entrust Ryan and Jim to watch the kids and baby Tanner while they have a girls night out.

Dana and baby Tanner stay with Jim and Cheryl for a night, but the baby's crying makes it impossible for Jim to sleep.

When Mandy worries about Kyle passing his first college exam, she secretly enlists Vanessa, Jen and Ryan to help tutor him; Mike learns of Ed and Chuck's superstition involving their decision-making.

Mike finds out that Ed is skipping Outdoorman's annual bass festival in favor of Bonnie's fancy art gala; Mandy takes over festival planning for Kristin, and things don't go as planned.

Mike and Chuck compete in Outdoorman's annual chili cook-off; Ryan and Kyle take the place of Kristin and Mandy at Vanessa's weekly mother-daughter luncheon.

Mike and Mandy go to extreme measures to help Vanessa connect with voters in her state assembly campaign; Ed's offer to split a baby gift for Kristin and Ryan leads Chuck and Kyle to wonder which of them makes more money.

When Debbie thinks Carol and Nathan are reading her diary, she and Adam devise a fake entry in order to prove it.

Nathan mimics one of Carol's rants at work and ends up being rewarded with a news segment to complain on air.

When Adam and Andi have an important talk with Teddy and Kate, their awkward approach makes the kids uncomfortable.

When Andi forces Adam to hang out with Lowell, Don feels left out, and Andi has to make peace between them; Mrs. Rodriguez reveals to Andi that she had a sexy dream about Adam.

In the last ever episode, Jim chokes on some food and finds himself on trial in heaven, where Andy represents the defense and Dana the Devil.

When Jim tries to solve Ruby's separation anxiety, he discovers that he doesn't have the willpower to leave his teary 6-year-old at school.

Cheryl convinces Jim to abstain from sex until their big getaway; Jim and Andy argue about a treehouse.

When Cheryl's cat dies, Jim promises to give it a proper burial, but the football game takes priority.

Tim tries to please some Swedish businessmen who are interested in bringing "Tool Time" to their country.

Tim's late father's old flame contacts him; Randy and Brad ponder what gifts to give their girlfriends.

Wilson (Earl Hindman) tries to become more "normal" when he is criticized for his artistic self-expression. With Tim Allen.

Al reveals a secret to Tim and the guys before his wedding to Ilene.

Tim and Jill ponder their relationships with the boys when they witness a blowup between Harry and his son.

Frank (Hume Cronyn) and Faye Riley (Jessica Tandy) are an elderly New York City couple living in a depressed part of town. There, they run a diner as well as an apartment building, which is home to a poor but friendly group of people. One day, Frank and Faye learn that a property developer wants them to sell the apartment. When they refuse, their diner is vandalized. However, Frank, Faye and their tenants are aided by mysterious flying saucers, which help them repair the diner and fight back.

After a lightning bolt gives it human emotions and intelligence, a military robot escapes and finds refuge at the home of an animal-loving pacifist (Ally Sheedy).

When high school nerd Scott Howard (Michael J. Fox) learns from his father, Harold (James Hampton), that being a werewolf runs in the family, he decides to take advantage of his freakish trait. With his newfound strength and agility, Scott quickly becomes the hero of his school's basketball team while winning over longtime crush Pamela Wells (Lorie Griffin). As he grows more popular, Scott worries he is being celebrated as a novelty rather than for who he is.

ALF heads for the garage when Kate's mother (Anne Meara) pays a visit. Kate: Anne Schedeen.

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"T-Bone Tot"; "Bride and Seek"; "Grandpa Flips Over It.".

"Knock-Out Grandma"; "To Serve, Protect and Dance"; "A Really Scary Scarecrow.".

Librarian Gloria Mundy (Goldie Hawn) leads a relatively uneventful life. When she looks to shake things up, she somehow winds up in the middle of an assassination plot against the pope. Calling the police, Mundy meets the hapless detective Tony Carlson (Chevy Chase), who takes the case. During the course of the investigation, the two fall in love, but the assassin (Marc Lawrence) is still after Mundy - and anyone with her - to keep her from foiling the plot.

Jim does not tell Cheryl that their health insurance has been canceled after he has an argument with a claims representative.

Coach Jim turns his daughters' noncompetitive basketball team into tough, aggressive winners.

Mandy gets to meet Kim Kardashian; when the city orders Mike to cut down a tree on his property, he decides to organize a protest.

Mike is so impressed with Mandy's new boyfriend that he offers him a job; Kristin navigates her relationship with Ryan.

Mike discovers that Boyd is no longer using the Baxter name; Kristin, Mandy and Eve make a Valentine's Day music video.

Mandy arranges a holiday surprise for the family's housekeeper; Vanessa gives Boyd an elf doll and tells him it's magical.

Abishola worries that Bob's privileged lifestyle is starting to rub off on Dele; a new robot vacuum brings Tunde joy, but begins to make Olu feel insecure.

Bob is thrilled to share a day at his alma mater with Abishola and Dele, but his university doesn't meet Abishola's Ivy League standards.

Adam and Andi leave Kate in charge at home for the first time after their baby sitter cancels on Valentine's Day; Don forgets to make romantic plans for Marcy.

Adam can't stop being overprotective when Kate is asked out on her first date; Lowell helps Don buy an anniversary gift for Marcy.

Cheryl discovers that her sister is the true source of the anniversary gifts Jim gives to her every year.

On Halloween, Jim sneaks out Gracie for trick-or-treating; Andy thinks a former girlfriend is stalking him.

Jim and Andy make the decision to fix Cheryl up with a stranger who she subsequently develops a crush on.

Andy asks Dana to join him in his therapy; broken promises are revealed.

A "Tool Time" mishap may prevent Tim from keeping an important date with Mark and setting a tool show record.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) has trouble dealing with the fact that the boys no longer want to spend much time with her. With Tim Allen.

"Tool Time" gets approval to create a 3-D effects show; Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants Tim (Tim Allen) to act more like an equal.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) endures a family tragedy and is overcome with guilt. Guest star Polly Holliday.

Mike and Mandy go to extreme measures to help Vanessa connect with voters in her state assembly campaign; Ed's offer to split a baby gift for Kristin and Ryan leads Chuck and Kyle to wonder which of them makes more money.

When Mike and Vanessa invite Jen's father to her graduation, Jen struggles with accepting his "plus one" - his girlfriend Fiona; the Outdoor Man crew debates over which word was said in a viral audio recording that's been tearing the internet apart.

A car restoration article throws Mike, Chuck, and Ed into the spotlight, while leaving Joe feeling unappreciated; Ryan overreacts after taking Kyle's psych test.

When Rev. Paul recruits Kyle and Mandy to the church bowling team, Mike is left with two unappealing options for Team Baxter; Vanessa anxiously awaits an endorsement from the Teacher's Association for her Assembly campaign.

Hyde gets a big surprise when he meets his real father; Eric and Donna attend a feminist rally; Kelso prepares for the arrival of his baby.

Eric tries his hand at vandalism; Red buys a local muffler shop; Kelso's daughter gives him a newfound respect for women.

After Red offers him a job, Hyde must choose between working with Red or his real father; Fez gets a job as a shampoo boy at the local beauty shop.

With an empty nest, Kitty decides on a course of self-improvement; Eric decides he wants to be an artist; Hyde learns the joys of business attire.

In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds' cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway; Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.

When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

When Adam learns that Andi is keeping secrets from him for his own good, he becomes determined to find out what she's hiding from him.

Adam is thrilled to help Joe buy a new car but is caught off guard when Joe suddenly becomes irritable; Andi discovers Emme has been hiding a pet snake and has to figure out a way to get rid of it.

Lily resents her ex-boyfriend's ability to move on so quickly after she dumped him; Eddie's stand-up routine flops until he incorporates material from Claudia and Sean's personal life.

Sean forgets to give Claudia an important message from her professor; Jimmy hides the telephone bill to conceal his calls to a 976 number; Lily freaks out when Brad does not call her for three hours.

ALF submits scripts to his favorite soap opera. Guest stars Anne Meara as Kate's mother.

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Throughout the show we'll serve up sports moments at their hysterical worst including a boxing bag that boxes back, a man who thinks he's a bowling ball, and a golf cart you should avoid at all cost.

"Mock of Seagulls"; "Brownie Buster"; "The Postman Only Pranks Twice.".

Frank (Hume Cronyn) and Faye Riley (Jessica Tandy) are an elderly New York City couple living in a depressed part of town. There, they run a diner as well as an apartment building, which is home to a poor but friendly group of people. One day, Frank and Faye learn that a property developer wants them to sell the apartment. When they refuse, their diner is vandalized. However, Frank, Faye and their tenants are aided by mysterious flying saucers, which help them repair the diner and fight back.

The Ghost of Andy gives Jim a glimpse of Kyle's future as a loser because of Jim's failed attempts to help his son during a softball game.

Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long lost wedding ring, causing a problem for Jim, who's been hiding the fact that he lost it for years.

Boyd's school considers a change after his research on its namesake causes outrage; Mandy relies on Blanca's expertise while working on a class project.

The Baxters' neighbor tells them that their dog impregnated his German Shepherd; Eve leaves a note on the parked car Mandy hit.

Eve refuses to talk about her new boyfriend; Kristin and Mandy are concerned when they think Eve and her boyfriend will both be going on the same junior ROTC overnight camping trip.

Mike reluctantly finds himself acting as Ryan's mentor when he is offered a big corporate job; Mandy and Kyle attempt to make Ed's bucket list dreams come true after finding a secret file on his computer.

Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way.

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law.

Adam's parents make an unannounced visit and reveal surprising plans for their future living arrangements.

Adam and Andi finally meet Lowell's wife, Jen, and they are taken by surprise; the tables soon turn when Adam and Andi make a startling realization.

Jim is obsessed with bowling while Cheryl and their guests impatiently wait to start Thanksgiving dinner.

Andy announces he is becoming a vegetarian like his new girlfriend; Dana becomes frustrated with her dream date.

Cheryl is hurt when her visiting mother gives Dana a family heirloom for Christmas; Ruby and Gracie think Andy is Santa.

Jim blurts out profanity while watching a Bears game, and it's repeated by the girls and their little friend.

Tim asks former "Tool Time" girl Lisa to return to the show temporarily but neglects to consult with Heidi.

The Taylors look forward to their annual summer getaway, each for different reasons. With Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson.

When Randy writes an article for the school paper disclosing Binford Tools' poor environmental record, Tim feels flabbergasted.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) declines Tim's (Tim Allen) offer to build her a quiet at-home work space, and that offends him.

When Kyle and Mandy individually reveal a secret to Mike and Vanessa, respectively, they are sworn not to tell the other; Ryan invites Mike to be a guest on his podcast.

Eve returns home for a weekend visit, and Vanessa tries to re-create a childhood tradition for the girls; Jen asks Ed and Chuck for help in finding out who is stealing her work lunches; Kristin's big day finally arrives.

A series of time jumps finds Mike and Vanessa with two new grandchildren as well as Mandy and Kyle living with them; Vanessa and Mandy clash over Vanessa's "helpfulness"; Chuck desperately hopes it's last call on Ed's mixology happy hour.

Vanessa hires a home improvement repairman who bears an uncanny resemblance to Mike; Kyle and Ryan defend their favorite comic book writer to Mandy and Kristen; Mike struggles with an idea for his video blog.

Eric encourages the gang to pull a prank on a crazy neighbor; Kitty takes a magazine quiz and learns that she has low self-esteem; Bob accuses Midge of flirting with W.B.

Hyde and his not-so-nice sister, Angie, fight for control of their father's company. Guest star Tim Reid.

Kitty is upset that the kids have other plans for Thanksgiving, Eric has tickets to a Styx concert and Hyde has his store's grand opening.

Hyde's sister, Angie, succumbs to Kelso's charms and agrees to a second date, then wakes up in bed with him.

Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.

When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

When Adam and Don realize they need to bring in more business, they film a commercial advertising their company; Andi works up the courage to ask her boss for a raise.

Adam and Andi set up Adam's boss on a date to boost her spirits in the hope that she'll be in the mood and have Adam begin working again.

Claudia and Sean watch an adult film and realize it was made in their home; Jimmy's bully may actually like him.

Sean and Claudia try to take advantage of an empty house and spend some alone time together; Lily realizes that Brad is not a very good dancer.

When ALF has amnesia, the Tanners try to help by reviewing past events. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

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"Coffin Traffic"; "Show and Smell"; "Law and Order: Seasonal Fruit Unit.".

Snobbish and wealthy Joanna Stayton (Goldie Hawn) is living a life of leisure with her husband, Grant (Edward Herrmann), when she falls off their yacht and suffers amnesia. Grant takes the opportunity to rid himself of the demanding Joanna - but Dean (Kurt Russell), a widowed carpenter with four kids who once worked for Joanna, arrives and claims she's his wife. Joanna can't remember her past identity, but has trouble believing that she was ever meant to be a working-class mother of four.

Andy's attempt to sell a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago results in a wildly destructive tug-of-war between the two.

When Tim and Cindy Devlin crash Gracie's birthday party, they announce that they are getting divorced.

Against Mike's wishes, the rest of the family decides to baby-proof the house; Mike thinks Mandy should get a job delivering pizza.

When Mike's behavior at Grandparents Day gets his grandson kicked out of preschool, he is forced to take the child to work with him; Vanessa tries to look more youthful.

Mike feels let down when his daughters aren't into celebrating Halloween with him the way they used to.

Vanessa's attempt to have both her granddaughters admitted to an elite preschool puts her in a sticky situation to return a political favor; Mike worries Rev. Paul is taking advantage of Kyle.

When Abishola's husband makes a surprise visit, Bob sees this as a perfect opportunity for Abishola to ask for a divorce; Abishola is surprised when past feelings for her husband come up.

Doubts begin to creep in as Abishola awaits her acceptance letter to the medical school of her dreams in Baltimore; Bob battles his subconscious when he realizes he doesn't want to leave Detroit.

When Adam convinces his stubborn father to finally go to the doctor, he learns a few things his dad didn't want him to know.

Adam and Don discover a new method of keeping themselves out of trouble with their wives; conflict erupts when Andi gets to the bottom of their stunt.

Jim has big plans for Ruby when she is hired for a cookies advertisement.

Cheryl goes behind Jim's back and lends money to Andy for a down payment on a new condominium.

Cheryl gives Jim a revealing photo of herself as a Valentine gift, and he proudly shows it off to his friends.

After Jim says he once let Cheryl beat him at racquetball to win her affection, she challenges him to a showdown.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) suggests that Tim (Tim Allen) accompany Al (Richard Karn) so he can show him how to be confident with women.

Tim becomes Brad's personal trainer after a college expresses interest in giving the teen a sports scholarship.

The weird subject matter of Mark's Halloween horror film has Tim and Jill worried; Tim builds a hot rod jack-o'-lantern.

Much to Tim's chagrin, Wilson would rather spend time with his niece than restore the Studebaker she gave him.

Mike reluctantly finds himself acting as Ryan's mentor when he is offered a big corporate job; Mandy and Kyle attempt to make Ed's bucket list dreams come true after finding a secret file on his computer.

Mike surprises Vanessa with a visit from Jen that might last longer than expected; Ryan asks Chuck for advice to impress his new corporate boss on the golf course.

When Vanessa asks Ed to revive the Outdoorman Toddler campaign, she is forced to choose between her two new granddaughters for the ad; Ryan's plan to buy a house on Mike's street hits a snag.

Mike regrets convincing Joe to use his inheritance money to buy a classic jeep when he realizes how he intends to restore it; Kristin and Ryan worry that Mandy and Kyle are teaching Sarah bad language.

Fez becomes interested in a hot new client at the salon, but he faces some stiff competition from Kelso.

When Kelso discovers a box of donated toys at the precinct, he mistakenly brings it home for the guys to play with; Hyde refuses to accompany Jackie to the Christmas event.

Jackie, in an effort to impress a popular girl with a perfect life, says that Fez is a foreign prince and she is engaged to him.

When Kelso calls the White House to warn them about a Russian death ray, the entire gang becomes paranoid that the Feds are spying on them.

Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.

Dan encourages the family to decorate the house for Halloween; Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene's new neighborhood.

After struggling to find work, Andi proposes an idea for her and Adam to go into business together; Adam tackles a challenging renovation of Joe and Bev's kitchen.

Adam attempts to make the office feel more inviting since Andi will be joining him at work every day; Lowell hides a life-changing secret.

Lily, Brad and Jimmy sign abstinence pledges at school; Brad asks Lily to marry him; Jimmy throws out everything that reminds him of sex.

Brad learns his dad has been having an affair instead of taking tennis lessons.

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ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

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"Quit Foaling Around"; "The Pranking of the Guard"; "Attack of the Recycling Bin.".

"A New Leash on Life"; "Milking the Gag"; "The Brief Case of the Briefcase.".

A big screen spin-off of the "Saturday Night Live" skit. Rob Lowe plays a producer that wants to take the public access "Wayne's World" to the world of commercial television. Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey) battle to save their show and Wayne's girlfriend from Lowe.

Jim finds Cheryl a gay friend that she can attend musicals with, so he can escape having to go himself.

Jim tries to sabotage the surprise 50th birthday party Cheryl plans for him.

The Outdoor Man's softball team holds a vote to decide if it will go coed; Kristin thinks about her own future as she helps Mandy fill out college applications.

When Mandy wants to enter a contest to be on a TV modeling show, Mike intends to give her his usual yes as he does with all of his daughters' requests, knowing that Vanessa will tell her no.

After a neighbor's home is burglarized, Vanessa puts together a neighborhood watch program; Mike finds himself in trouble after getting caught up in some gossip.

On the eve of her birthday, Vanessa refuses to believe that she needs to slow down, going above and beyond on her grandma responsibilities; Joe puts Mike's friendship to the test.

With Abishola's husband adamant that he'll never agree to a divorce, Bob and Abishola grow disheartened that they will never be able to get married.

When Abishola finds out Dele canceled his plans to go to Harvard behind her back, Bob steps in to keep her from going ballistic.

Adam tries to protect his brother's feelings when a client doesn't want Don to attend a big meeting; Andi panders to Mrs. Rodriguez to ensure Emme gets the best teacher for first grade.

Adam and Andi quickly regret it when they borrow money from Joe to help with their financial struggles.

Cheryl tries to create a relaxed, low-pressure environment for Jim after he develops high blood pressure.

A night on the town turns into a disaster for Cheryl and Jim; Dana cajoles Andy into doing her delinquent taxes.

After learning that Dana earns more money than he does, Jim feels he needs to prove his worth to the children, so he buys them an expensive gift.

Cheryl chastises Jim for losing the receipt needed to return a defective DVD player - until she realizes she lost it, not him.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) is asked out on a date and realizes her 18-year marriage has lost some spark and romance. With Tim Allen.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) questions God's existence, which prompts Tim (Tim Allen) to visit the Rev. Mike (guest star Dan Aykroyd).

The Taylors celebrate Thanksgiving with a Hollywood producer at a Detroit Lions football game. Guest stars: Rodney Dangerfield, Alex Rocco and Tom Poston.

Tim (Tim Allen) starts hanging out with his students when he gets a teaching job at the local college. With Patricia Richardson.

Vanessa's attempt to have both her granddaughters admitted to an elite preschool puts her in a sticky situation to return a political favor; Mike worries Rev. Paul is taking advantage of Kyle.

When Ed pits Mike and Joe against each other to find the next classic car for renovation, Chuck teaches them a valuable lesson; Mandy, Kyle and Vanessa meddle in Jen's love life.

In the wake of the pandemic, Mike and Kristin are forced to make some tough business decisions involving Outdoor Man; Jen helps Mandy get organized.

Mike's willpower is put to the test when Vanessa challenges him to go vegetarian for a week; Ed trolls ventriloquist Jeff Dunham on social media; Mandy and Kyle move into Kristin and Ryan's guest house.

Donna gets tickets to the Packers game, and Eric convinces her to give one to Red, but he regrets his decision after Red's behavior gets them thrown out of the game.

George Carlin's comedy bit "Seven Dirty Words" is the inspiration for a revenge plot when Donna is fired from the radio station for refusing to wear a bikini.

Eric inspires Jackie to take control of her life, after she freezes on camera during her own public access show.

When Eric decides to go on the road to discover life outside Point Place, Leo (Tommy Chong) comes to his rescue.

Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it's cracked up to be; when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.

Jackie must come to terms with her mother becoming ill; Darlene's job hunt proves to be more difficult than anticipated.

Adam and Andi have a disagreement at the office and must prevent it from becoming a problem at home; the kids try to extend Lowell's stay at their house after realizing he's an amazing cook.

When Adam sees a kid push Emme, he convinces Teddy to defend his younger sister; Adam and Don persuade Joe to hire a nurse to help him after he has his upcoming knee surgery.

At Brad's birthday party, Sean attempts to reunite Brad's parents.

Claudia refuses to include Brad in the family portrait; Claudia's father-in-law (Richard Riehle) gives her plot to his dead cat.

Willie (Max Wright) talks to a psychologist (Bill Daily) about ALF.

ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

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A cliff diving dog, a meditating kitty; an aerobic sloth; a swinging bear; a pony fascinated with a mirror, and more.

"Straight Outta Piggly-Wiggly"; "Pranky Pines"; "These Boots Are Made for Fishin'.".

"Puddles of Pun"; "Head of the Microwave"; "Jack in the Portapotty.".

After Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) has a dream in which Jim Morrison tells him to put on a rock concert, he and fellow late-night TV star Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) try their hand at promoting. Several musical acts show little interest, leaving the pair uncertain about their ability to put on a successful show. Meanwhile, Cassandra (Tia Carrere), Wayne's rockstar girlfriend, has a new manager (Christopher Walken) who is trying to steal her away, and Wayne's antics only make things worse.

God gives Jim the power to reinvent women; Andy asks God to make men more like women.

Jim tries to cheer up Cheryl by forging suggestive notes from the handsome water delivery man.

After an innocent date with Kristin, Kyle accidentally falls asleep in her bedroom. When Mike discovers this, his instinct is to take action.

Mike is surprised to learn that he shares similar interests with a new neighbor; Mandy plots revenge after catching her boyfriend in a lie.

Mandy offers to start an Internet campaign to keep Ed's favorite barber shop open; Vanessa falls asleep during a presentation.

Mike and Vanessa help Mandy and Kyle with their estate planning but are disappointed with whom they plan to appoint as Sarah's legal guardian; Jen begins working at OutdoorMan and takes advice from Chuck a tad too seriously.

After a chance encounter, Abishola and Christina unexpectedly hit it off as future sisters-in-law; Douglas gives the workers a much-needed morale boost but feels pressured when Bob praises him as a natural leader.

After Tunde gets into a car accident, Bob and Abishola cajole him into getting glasses, but worry that his issues are more than just his eyesight.

When Adam and Andi discover Kate has been lying to them about her whereabouts, they come up with a plan to catch her.

Adam and Andi contemplate having another baby when Don and Marcy's newborn grandson comes for a visit.

When an old friend (guest star Dan Aykroyd) comes to town, Jim tries to relive his rowdy partying days.

Jim misplaces the children while out with Andy; Cheryl decides to enjoy the day by going to a movie with Dana.

After finding out about the surprise party Jim was planning for her, Cheryl tries to throw a surprise party for him, but he's too busy to show up because he's bowling with Chicago Bears football star Brian Urlacher.

Cheryl hides the digital camera after Jim deliberately deletes a photograph she urged him to save.

Tim (Tim Allen) gets caught up in a Christmas decorating contest and uses enough lights to illuminate Michigan.

Brad announces his plans to marry a college woman, but Tim and Jill try to convince him he's too young.

Tim and Jill rent their second house to Al, who proves to be a difficult tenant; Randy and Brad buy the same shirt.

After spending time with his 4-year-old niece, Tim (Tim Allen) tells Jill (Patricia Richardson) he wants to have another child.

On the eve of her birthday, Vanessa refuses to believe that she needs to slow down, going above and beyond on her grandma responsibilities; Joe puts Mike's friendship to the test.

Mandy and Kyle decide to have a home birth - at Mike and Vanessa's; Ryan and Chuck team up to construct a state-of-the-art crib.

While Mike is away, Kristin learns what it takes to be in charge at Outdoor Man; Vanessa and Kyle debate how to upgrade the backyard play area and Ryan teaches Mandy how to play chess, but he may be the one getting schooled.

Eve comes home for a visit and struggles to connect with her nieces; Kyle turns to Ed when he worries he isn't dynamic enough in his preaching.

Left alone with the baby, Kelso fears he is an unfit father when she won't stop crying, but things go really wrong when he leaves the baby with Eric and Donna.

Kelso's choice for his daughter's godparents causes tension in the group; a surprise thief keeps breaking into the record shop.

Eric decides to try being a chiropractor but comes to his senses when he nearly cripples Donna.

In order for Eric to graduate he must take a P.E. class, but when he learns that Casey Kelso is the gym coach, his nerves get the best of him.

Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules.

Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

Adam and the guys visit Lowell at his new bachelor pad and start using it to get away from their home lives; Andi keeps pushing Adam for her own desk at the office.

When Adam catches Kate sneaking back into the house at night, he is determined to fix the behavior with old-school parenting tactics; Andi is dismayed when she can't find many baby pictures of Emme.

Eddie persuades Sean to help him break into his ex-girlfriend's apartment to steal embarrassing photographs.

Sean and Eddie plan a St. Patrick's Day celebration at the bar but forget the beer; Brad and Lily help build a float for the parade.

ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play. Brian: Benji Gregory.

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

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Jill (Patricia Richardson) keeps an eye on Tim (Tim Allen) when a news reporter (guest star Rosalind Allen) flatters him with her flirtations.

Tim (Tim Allen) fears his ideas for "Tool Time" will be knocked down when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats his boss at bowling.

Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) new haircut gets Tim's (Tim Allen) dander up; Randy and Jill (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Patricia Richardson) rehearse "Romeo and Juliet.".

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) anxiously await the final results of a test that will show if Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) is seriously ill.

The actors in Randy's (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) school play become frustrated when Wilson (Earl Hindman) takes over as director.

Tim (Tim Allen) becomes concerned when his mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett) begins dating his former shop teacher (guest star Dick O'Neill).

The family becomes annoyed with the new home alarm system when Jill decides she wants it to have more power.

Al's dreams of success and proposing to Ilene may be snuffed out when the Taylors discover a defect in his board game.

Taking an interest in health and safety, Cheryl sets new rules that cause Jim to feel stifled.

Cheryl and Jim's evening alone turns into an all-out food fight; Andy plots revenge on Jim for coaxing his children to play pranks on him.

After her granddaughter starts misbehaving, Vanessa gives Mandy a valuable parenting lesson; Mike is challenged to find a meaningful gift for his business anniversary with Ed.

Kristin and Ryan go head-to-head in a business negotiation for Outdoor Man that puts their marriage in a sticky situation; Vanessa and Mandy compete to see who can log the most steps in a day.

Mike uses Chuck's injury as an excuse to get out of yoga class with Vanessa; Kristin and Ryan, and Mandy and Kyle each believe the other couple is jealous of their relationship.

Mandy gets jealous after Mike spends time with Ryan at a marketing retreat; Ed attempts to get Chuck and Joe to see a musical.

Bob and Abishola attempt to find time together amidst their busy schedules; Goodwin's leadership tactics push Kofo over the edge.

Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi.

Andi hires a pretty, young babysitter, Sophia; Andi gets jealous when her daughter goes to Sophia for advice instead of her; Sophia tells Adam she is attracted to him.

Adam discovers the pastor he hired for his wedding is a phony and he and Andi aren't really married; Adam scrambles to fix it before Andi finds out.

When Cheryl helps Dana buy a new car that turns out to be a lemon, Jim is determined to straighten things out at the dealership.

Cheryl and Jim cannot tear themselves away from the baby monitor when they overhear the neighbors engaging in pillow talk.

Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.

Jim wants his own space because Cheryl's stuff is taking over the house.

Tim and Jill find a bag of marijuana in their backyard and debate how to properly handle the situation.

A question of trust arises between the Taylors when the man Jill had a dream about installs the new kitchen counter.

Tim (Tim Allen) suspects that Al and Heidi (Richard Karn, Debbe Dunning) are having an affair; pro golfer Payne Stewart visits "Tool Time.".

Jill fears the worst when house guest Willow doesn't come home one night; "Tool Time" celebrates St. Patrick's Day.

When Ben offers Mark free piano lessons, Darlene uses it as an opportunity to test his parenting skills; Jackie throws Becky a baby shower; Emilio continues his efforts to be part of the baby's life.

As Darlene grapples with a life-changing offer from Ben, an unexpected conversation with David turns her world even more upside down; relationship problems lead Jackie to the bottom of the bottle; Dan delivers alarming news.

After a lightning bolt gives it human emotions and intelligence, a military robot escapes and finds refuge at the home of an animal-loving pacifist (Ally Sheedy).

Frank (Hume Cronyn) and Faye Riley (Jessica Tandy) are an elderly New York City couple living in a depressed part of town. There, they run a diner as well as an apartment building, which is home to a poor but friendly group of people. One day, Frank and Faye learn that a property developer wants them to sell the apartment. When they refuse, their diner is vandalized. However, Frank, Faye and their tenants are aided by mysterious flying saucers, which help them repair the diner and fight back.

Cone-headed extraterrestrials Beldar (Dan Aykroyd) and Prymaat (Jane Curtin) find themselves in New Jersey after a recon mission for their home planet of Remulak goes awry. Stranded, they are forced to live as typical suburban humans. Beldar gets a job, and daughter Connie (Michelle Burke) grows up to be a typical, if oddly shaped, teenager. When INS agents start investigating the family and Beldar receives sinister orders from Remulak, the Coneheads must decide where their allegiance lies.

A cockroach from outer space invades the Tanner home. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

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Tim (Tim Allen) and the "Tool Time" staff take the show on the road when they ship off on an aircraft carrier.

Tim's obsession with daily routine prompts him and Jill to dream about their lives 35 years in the future.

When Tim's boss tells the tale of his impending divorce, Tim decides to attend a couples workshop with Jill.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) prepares to express his true feelings for Lauren, only to discover she loves another. With Tim Allen.

Tim's (Tim Allen) creativity gets way out of hand when Al (Richard Karn) asks him to direct a how-to video. With Patricia Richardson.

Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) warnings, Tim (Tim Allen) takes her pricey foreign sports car out for a spin.

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) revert to childhood to convince Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) they are not too old for Halloween.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) and her three sisters are at odds when a provocative secret is revealed during a family visit. With Tim Allen.

Jim struggles to care for the kids and household while Cheryl is away, but several sympathetic neighborhood moms lend him a hand.

Jim asks Dana for help while Cheryl is away; Jim and Dana follow Ruby on her date with an older boy.

Mike teaches Kristin about work/life balance; Vanessa and Mandy school Jen on camping; Ed asks Kyle how to get into heaven.

After Mike's beloved truck is stolen, the Baxter family and friends gather together for an emotional goodbye.

Mike and Vanessa try to get Eve to join their teams for their annual college alumnae 5K race; Ed hires his girlfriend to be a hostess at the restaurant.

Mike tries to cheer Eve up by showing her different career options; a car mechanic (Jay Leno) yields a surprising amount of influence; Kristin feels like she no longer has anything in common with Mandy.

Frustrated with driving Carol around, Nathan insists that she learn how to drive or get a new chauffeur; Adam and Carol form an unexpected bond when he takes over her transportation.

Nathan is determined to finally surprise Carol on her birthday.

When the kids won't do their chores, Adam and Andi decide to go on strike too.

When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend is a pothead, he decides to confront him; Don tells Lowell there are office rules he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making them up.

Jim's behavior at a Bears game is a bad influence on the children, but Cheryl sets a bad example too.

Jim advises Dana not to be herself when she's picked for the TV reality series, "The Bachelor.".

Jim's new pastor harbors a grudge against him over a childhood game of dodgeball. Chris Elliott guest stars.

Jim and Cheryl are caught making whoopee on the set of the school's Thanksgiving play. Julia Sweeney guest stars.

Sibling rivalry abounds when Brad gets a sports gossip column in the school paper - and more attention than Randy.

Tim worries that his mother will lose her investment in his brother's risky business venture; Jill gets glasses.

Wilson (Earl Hindman) is upset with Tim (Tim Allen) when he tells everyone about Wilson's encounter with an extraterrestrial. Grant Hill guest stars as himself.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) gets his driver's license, but is upset that his privileges are not as good as Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) were.

Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) compete to be chosen to operate a Binford tool in space; Mark (Taran Smith) tries to impress a girl.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) makes embarrassing comments about Tim while being interviewed on a local talk show. Joan Lunden guest stars.