Adam tries to give Andi the perfect 20th wedding anniversary gift by re-creating their honeymoon.

Claudia helps Lily prepare for the SATs, but the study sessions turn into a competition over who is smarter; Henry forces Sean to invite a homeless man (Dave Sheridan) into their home.

Sean and Eddie insult Claudia by suggesting that the professional photographer who wanted to take her picture was actually trying to pick her up.

ALF makes Brian (Benji Gregory) disappear with a mail-order magic kit. With Max Wright.

ALF is convinced gangsters are chasing the Tanners' houseguest (Todd Susman). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

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Tim's (Tim Allen) annual Christmas decoration competitiveness is hampered by another major concern. With Patricia Richardson.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) cannot understand why Tim (Tim Allen) encourages Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) to enter a grudge-match sled race.

Tim is Tarzan in Jill's fantasy; Ilene shares her sensuous dream with Al.

It's one problem after another when Tim and Al go ice fishing.

When Jill's (Patricia Richardson) retired father (M. Emmet Walsh) arrives for a visit, the house is transformed into a small military base.

Tim (Tim Allen) decides to separate Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) when their arguing becomes too loud for his liking.

Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) each head up a Habitat for Humanity house-building project. Former President Jimmy Carter guest stars as himself.

A role reversal occurs when Tim and Al host a cooking show, with Al as the star and Tim as the sidekick.

Despite Cheryl's reservations, Jim gets Kyle out of his first day of kindergarten to go see a Cubs game.

Jim fears that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase as Ryan (Mitch Rouse) showers Dana with gifts, until he learns a secret about a special tape Cheryl may have made.

Boyd's school considers a change after his research on its namesake causes outrage; Mandy relies on Blanca's expertise while working on a class project.

Speculation begins when a bouquet of roses is delivered anonymously to the Baxter household; Vanessa is disappointed with the gift she receives from Mike.

The Baxters' neighbor tells them that their dog impregnated his German Shepherd; Eve leaves a note on the parked car Mandy hit.

Eve refuses to talk about her new boyfriend; Kristin and Mandy are concerned when they think Eve and her boyfriend will both be going on the same junior ROTC overnight camping trip.

Bob, a middle-aged compression-sock salesman, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse, Abishola, a Nigerian immigrant, while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

While Bob waits for Abishola to make the next move, her Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde make it hard for her by stalking him.

Adam notices his dad's increasingly forgetful behavior and struggles with how to approach him to discuss it.

When Adam and Andi agree on a present-free Valentine's Day, Adam gives Andi's gift to his mother.

Cheryl thinks she is attending a lingerie party given by Andy's new girlfriend, then learns the hostess is selling sex toys.

Jim learns that his neighbor (Julie Newmar) has written a series of children's books, modeling a grumpy old man on him.

Jim suspects that the father (Joseph Bologna) of one of Ruby and Gracie's classmates is his own real father, who abandoned him as a child.

After Jim makes a neighbor cry with a blunt remark at his backyard barbecue, Jim decides to reform and become the model of polite diplomacy.

Bud makes Tim entertain a station manager during the Taylors' romantic getaway.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) isn't as thrilled as Tim (Tim Allen) when he learns he will be receiving an honorary doctorate degree.

Tim (Tim Allen) is uncomfortable discussing personal matters with his visiting mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett).

Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) fret over being stranded in a small-town airport on Christmas Eve.

Darlene worries about Mark making friends at his new school; Mark turns to Ben for personal advice; Becky finds herself thriving in college and starts thinking about her future plans.

When Jackie devises an offbeat plan of how to serve the customers at the diner, it's anything but smooth service; Dan begins to sell some furniture to make room for his new bride and her things.

Larry, an uncouth health inspector (Larry the Cable Guy), teams up with a straight-laced rookie partner (Iris Bahr) to investigate an outbreak of food poisoning at the city's swankiest eateries, but when his unorthodox methods cost him his job, he must go under cover to make dining out safe again.

Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson) is a young bowler with a promising career ahead of him until a disreputable colleague, Ernie McCracken (Bill Murray), tricks him into participating in a con game that ends with Roy's bowling hand crippled for life. Years later, Roy ekes out a hardscrabble existence until he discovers Amish bowling phenom Ishmael (Randy Quaid). With the help of a gangser's girlfriend (Vanessa Angel), he plots to take Ishmael to the top of the bowling world.

Two researchers have come to San Francisco to compete for a research grant in music. The man seems a bit distracted, and that was before he met a strange woman who has devoted her life to confusing and embarrassing him. At the same time a woman has her jewels stolen and a government whistle blower arrives with his stolen top secret papers.

ALF's expose earns Willie (Max Wright) a guest spot on a consumer advocate show. David Horowitz appears as himself.

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Tim charms Jill's friends, but the charm disappears when they do.

A shortage of funds puts an end to Tim's (Tim Allen) plans for a special edition of "Tool Time." With Richard Karn.

Tim's (Tim Allen) Mother's Day plans for Jill (Patricia Richardson) go awry when he gives away a nostalgic swing set. Guest star: Victoria Principal.

Tim's (Tim Allen) obvious enjoyment of some breast-enlargement literature leaves Jill (Patricia Richardson) feeling undesirable.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) gets caught in a lie when his much older computer pen pal (Joanna Daniels) shows up unexpectedly for a visit.

Tim (Tim Allen) and Bob Vila face off in a handyman auction and also compete in an auto race. With Bob Vila as himself.

When Jill is laid off from work, Tim is less than considerate.

After Tim (Tim Allen) criticizes Jill (Patricia Richardson) for the car getting scratched, he nearly totals it himself.

Jim fears that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase as Ryan (Mitch Rouse) showers Dana with gifts, until he learns a secret about a special tape Cheryl may have made.

When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion, she decides to take Dana instead of Jim.

After Mandy shows off her clothing designs at a student fashion show, she announces her plan to quit school and start her career.

Eve tries to avoid a class with a tough teacher so she can get straight A's and go to college at West Point.

When Bud gets jumped while unloading his truck, Mike tries to suggest ways for him to protect himself; Vanessa talks to the girls about caring for her and Mike in their old age.

Vanessa's visiting sister needs money for a donor egg so she can have a baby; Mike tries to pull a prank on Chuck Larabee.

When Nathan forgets to get Carol a present, she has the worst Mother's Day ever.

Nathan and Debbie try to help Carol find a new apartment - as far away from them as possible; Carol makes a new friend named Kip Finkle.

Andi gets Bev a spot volunteering at the hospital; Joe becomes bored and starts spending too much time with Adam.

When Andi and Adam disagree about Kate attending a dance with an older boy, Adam tries to outsmart Andi to win the argument.

Cheryl urges Jim to behave on St. Patrick's Day and forgo his annual law-bending "Green Man" routine so she can assure herself an appointment to the church committee.

Andy starts to play chess with Ryan on a regular basis, and jealous Jim assumes Andy is no longer his best friend.

Jim advises Ryan (Mitch Rouse) on how to deal with fluctuating hormones when he announces that Dana is expecting.

As a talk-show guest, Jim angers Cheryl by expressing the view that men should not let women feminize them.

Tim (Tim Allen) hires his laid-off brother Marty (guest star William O'Leary) to rebuild the "Tool Time" set.

Brad feels like he is second best when seventh-grader Randy begins taking classes at the high school.

As part of a "Tool Time" salute to the armed forces, Tim drives a tank and doesn't do it very well.

Tim (Tim Allen) becomes extremely nervous when Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants him to get a vasectomy.

Astronauts of the space shuttle Columbia visit the "Tool Time" set after using Tim's screwdriver in space.

Tim (Tim Allen) offers Harry (guest star Blake Clarke) advice after Delores (guest star Shirley Prestia) decides to work at the hardware store.

Accompanied by their children, Clark Griswold and his wife, Ellen, are driving from Illinois to a California amusement park. As Clark increasingly fixates on a beautiful woman driving a sports car, the Griswolds deal with car problems and the death of a family member. They reach Los Angeles, but, when Clark worries that the trip is being derailed again, he acts impulsively to get his family to the park.

As the holidays approach, Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) wants to have a perfect family Christmas, so he pesters his wife, Ellen (Beverly D'Angelo), and children, as he tries to make sure everything is in line, including the tree and house decorations. However, things go awry quickly. His hick cousin, Eddie (Randy Quaid), and his family show up unplanned and start living in their camper on the Griswold property. Even worse, Clark's employers renege on the holiday bonus he needs.

After winning a European vacation on a game show, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him. His wife, Ellen, is excited, but daughter Audrey is reluctant to leave her boyfriend behind, while teen son Rusty dreams of meeting girls. After arriving in London, the clan encounters one disaster after another as they travel through France, Germany and Italy, while Clark's attempts to cheer everyone up make things worse.

ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor (Peter Wilcox) is actually Elvis Presley. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF has an allergic reaction to a baby. Guest stars: Nancy Lenehan, Stephanie Hagen. With Anne Schedeen and Max Wright.

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The top 10 most hilarious thrills and spills caught on camera during road trips, including adventures in the family car, rolling down the river and some insane theme-park rides.

A unique themed view of completely relatable and entertaining real-life moments caught on video.

"Puddles of Pun"; "Head of the Microwave"; "Jack in the Portapotty.".

"Head Over Heels Bride"; "Walking the Prank"; "A Hole Lot of Funny.".

A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show - narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen - that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the video action of pooches, felines, humans and other creatures to accent certain parts of the clips.

A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show - narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen - that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the video action of pooches, felines, humans and other creatures to accent certain parts of the clips.

After both of their marriages fail, Oscar Madison and his uptight, former college roommate, Felix Unger, decide to live together.

Felix tries to help when Oscar is hired to ghostwrite a retired baseball player's autobiography but he ends up making the task more difficult.

Jim tries to teach Kyle a lesson about quitting by running a 10k marathon, but he ends up cheating in the race.

In an effort to outdo Cheryl's story about meeting Oprah, Jim makes up a story about his construction office catching fire.

Ryan convinces Kristin to let Boyd participate in the mutton busting competition; Eve's boyfriend tells her he doesn't want her wearing her JROTC uniform to the prom.

Vanessa is concerned for Eve's safety when she is asked to be the high school's first female kicker; Eve wonders is Justin is jealous of her achievement.

Boyd gets in trouble for starting a game of war at a birthday party; Vanessa turns to Mandy for fashion advice.

Ed's girlfriend impacts Mike and Ed's longtime friendship; now that Eve is the high school football team's kicker, she starts feeling the pressure.

Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore - with or without him.

Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu.

Adam attempts to organize a birthday dinner for Andi and discovers that managing guests isn't easy.

Adam and Andi lose footage of an intimate moment they accidentally recorded; they must track it down before anyone can see it.

Jim teaches Kyle to throw the perfect punch to defend himself against the school bully, but Kyle gets suspended for repeatedly hitting the other child.

Jim and Cheryl try to celebrate their 15th anniversary in an Indiana motel but must drive back to Chicago when Dana thinks she is in labor.

Jim must pay for an expensive operation to keep the family's pet guinea pig alive.

Raging Jim accidentally backs into a police car while chasing a guy and chooses anger-management classes instead of paying the fine.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) keeps an eye on Tim (Tim Allen) when a news reporter (guest star Rosalind Allen) flatters him with her flirtations.

Tim (Tim Allen) fears his ideas for "Tool Time" will be knocked down when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats his boss at bowling.

Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) new haircut gets Tim's (Tim Allen) dander up; Randy and Jill (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Patricia Richardson) rehearse "Romeo and Juliet.".

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) anxiously await the final results of a test that will show if Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) is seriously ill.

Against Mike's wishes, the rest of the family decides to baby-proof the house; Mike thinks Mandy should get a job delivering pizza.

When Mike's behavior at Grandparents Day gets his grandson kicked out of preschool, he is forced to take the child to work with him; Vanessa tries to look more youthful.

Mike feels let down when his daughters aren't into celebrating Halloween with him the way they used to.

The Outdoor Man's softball team holds a vote to decide if it will go coed; Kristin thinks about her own future as she helps Mandy fill out college applications.

Eric (Topher Grace) wants to borrow the family car to drive the gang to a Todd Rundgren concert. With Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson.

Red convinces Kitty to leave Eric alone during his surprise birthday party; Eric's older sister arrives.

Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) persuades Eric (Topher Grace) to streak during President Ford's visit to town. With Laura Prepon, Danny Masterson and Wilmer Valderrama.

Eric squares off with Donna in a game of one-on-one; Jackie clings to Kelso; Red's plant cuts back to half days.

Darlene gets one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them; Dan hires Becky to help out at work.

An email from the school banning certain Halloween costumes, including Mark's, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene; Jackie introduces someone to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, but she immediately regrets it.

When Andi goes back to work and Adam stays home to take care of the kids, he discovers that they aren't well-behaved angels.

Adam must choose between his brother and his wife when he receives two coveted tickets to a Steelers game.

After Sean accuses Eddie of stealing from the bar, their father (Richard Riehle) admits his date handcuffed him to the bar and took the money, along with his pants.

Claudia attempts to smooth relations between the families by having the O'Keefes over for dinner; Sean sets dating boundaries for Lily.

An extortionist threatens to turn ALF in to the immigration authorities. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF ghostwrites Jake's (Josh Blake) love letters. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

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Celebrating family fun times with scene stealing twins; a grandfather who's never been good at swimming; moms and dads who surprise their kids; photo shoots that go bad.

From slipping and sliding birthday cakes, parties around the pool, to a wedding gone awry, we've got a show filled with surprises, music and candy-coated snacks.

"Free-Falling Fries"; "Mermaid Baby"; "Heavy Medal.".

"Rocket Man"; "Fall Is in the Air"; "Bark to Order.".

A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show - narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen - that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the video action of pooches, felines, humans and other creatures to accent certain parts of the clips.

A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show - narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen - that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the video action of pooches, felines, humans and other creatures to accent certain parts of the clips.

When Oscar realizes he forgot Felix's birthday, he tries to impress Casey by planning an impromptu surprise party.

When Dani worries about being the only single person at her high school reunion, Oscar and Felix employ their unique dating strategies to help her find a date.

Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman at the bar, but she turns out to be crazy.

To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl does not speak to him for three days.

After having a close call with a sinkhole on the interstate, Boyd becomes scared to leave the house; Mike and Ryan disagree over how to ease Boyd's anxiety.

Chuck and Mike debate the merits of an inner city school merging with a high school in an upscale neighborhood; Boyd's Halloween costume - a lump of coal - reminds Vanessa of her job's potential impact on the environment.

Mike gives Mandy advice on how to set aside money for paying taxes, but she decides to do things her own way.

Mike gets caught between Kristin and Ryan when it's discovered that Boyd was never vaccinated against chicken pox.

When word gets out that Bob and Abishola might be trying to have a baby, the expectations from family, friends and employees start to take a toll on the couple.

Bob, Douglas and Christina try to get Dottie to make a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie.

When Andi's parents decide to visit them for Easter, Adam and Andi have to keep the peace between both sets of parents.

When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson.

Jim takes over housekeeping duties to give Cheryl time to grieve when her favorite uncle dies, but begins to suspect Cheryl is faking her grief to get him to do more housework.

Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video.

While Dana is in premature labor, Ryan is in a war-torn country, delivering a celebrity's baby.

Dana and Cheryl hesitantly entrust Ryan and Jim to watch the kids and baby Tanner while they have a girls night out.

The actors in Randy's (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) school play become frustrated when Wilson (Earl Hindman) takes over as director.

Tim (Tim Allen) becomes concerned when his mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett) begins dating his former shop teacher (guest star Dick O'Neill).

The family becomes annoyed with the new home alarm system when Jill decides she wants it to have more power.

Al's dreams of success and proposing to Ilene may be snuffed out when the Taylors discover a defect in his board game.

When Mandy wants to enter a contest to be on a TV modeling show, Mike intends to give her his usual yes as he does with all of his daughters' requests, knowing that Vanessa will tell her no.

After a neighbor's home is burglarized, Vanessa puts together a neighborhood watch program; Mike finds himself in trouble after getting caught up in some gossip.

After an innocent date with Kristin, Kyle accidentally falls asleep in her bedroom. When Mike discovers this, his instinct is to take action.

Mike is surprised to learn that he shares similar interests with a new neighbor; Mandy plots revenge after catching her boyfriend in a lie.

A visit from Red's mother drives everyone crazy except Fez, who finds he has a lot in common with her.

Eric (Topher Grace) has a tough boss (guest star Danny Bonaduce) at the town's first fast-food burger joint; Donna's (Laura Prepon) party gets out of control. With Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson.

Eric and Donna (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) find a full keg of beer in the middle of the road and decide to throw a party. With Danny Masterson and Ashton Kutcher. Eve Plumb guest stars as Mrs. Burkhart.

Eric and Donna (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) decide to double-date with Jackie and Kelso (Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher) at the drive-in; Red and Kitty (Kurtwood Smith, Debra Jo Rupp) dine out.

When Geena learns that D.J. hasn't been taking Mary to church, she insists they go as a family; Mark's attempt to conduct an unbiased survey on the upcoming election for his school project goes south when Jackie volunteers to help.

A member of the family makes a life-changing announcement; Dan suspects Becky isn't holding up her end of the bargain with regard to her drinking; Darlene continues to look for a job; Jackie offers English lessons to a busboy.

Adam makes a hasty decision after getting upset with his daughter's kindergarten teacher, landing himself and Andi in trouble.

Don persuades Adam to turn his cluttered garage into a man cave; Adam is distraught after thinking he gave away one of Andi's beloved keepsakes.

Lily accidentally swallows a fly while dining with Brad; a stray cat wreaks havoc inside the house.

Eddie's intentions are unclear when he appears with a new electric car; Lily's plea for her parents to pay for her tattoo removal goes ignored.

ALF blames his streak of bad luck on a Melmac superstition. With Max Wright, Andrea Elson and Benji Gregory.

Lynn (Andrea Elson) ends up with two dates (Mark Clayman, Ricky Paull Goldin) for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.

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A unique themed view of completely relatable and entertaining real-life moments caught on video.

"Hot Dog Day Afternoon"; "Third Hand's the Charm"; "Pop Up on the Roof.".

"The Yolks on Him"; "Casketball Diaries"; "They Came, They Sawed.".

A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show - narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen - that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the video action of pooches, felines, humans and other creatures to accent certain parts of the clips.

A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show - narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen - that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the video action of pooches, felines, humans and other creatures to accent certain parts of the clips.

While attending the wedding of a friend from college, Oscar hopes to reconnect with an old flame while Felix wants to show his ex-wife that he is a changed man.

Felix's hypochondria is exacerbated when Oscar begins dating the person most important to Felix: his doctor.

Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he learns she is having erotic dreams about him.

Cheryl urges Jim to meet an old girlfriend (Linda Hamilton) for lunch, but has second thoughts when she becomes convinced the woman has romantic intentions.

Mindy worries about Kyle's safety after he gets in an accident; Ed makes an unexpected announcement; Eve plays with her high school football team.

When Mike discovers Vanessa has given away the last of his incandescent light bulbs, he and Chuck go looking for more; Mandy announces she is getting her own apartment.

Mike is inspired to follow his dream to open a fish and game restaurant; Eve and Mandy go pheasant hunting.

When Mike offers Kristin and Ryan a cash gift to put toward their wedding, they must decide whether it's worth the conditions that come with it.

When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot.

While Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits.

When Adam learns that Andi is keeping secrets from him for his own good, he becomes determined to find out what she's hiding from him.

Adam is thrilled to help Joe buy a new car but is caught off guard when Joe suddenly becomes irritable; Andi discovers Emme has been hiding a pet snake and has to figure out a way to get rid of it.

Dana and baby Tanner stay with Jim and Cheryl for a night, but the baby's crying makes it impossible for Jim to sleep.

Jim does not tell Cheryl that their health insurance has been canceled after he has an argument with a claims representative.

Coach Jim turns his daughters' noncompetitive basketball team into tough, aggressive winners.

The Ghost of Andy gives Jim a glimpse of Kyle's future as a loser because of Jim's failed attempts to help his son during a softball game.

Tim (Tim Allen) and the "Tool Time" staff take the show on the road when they ship off on an aircraft carrier.

Tim's obsession with daily routine prompts him and Jill to dream about their lives 35 years in the future.

When Tim's boss tells the tale of his impending divorce, Tim decides to attend a couples workshop with Jill.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) prepares to express his true feelings for Lauren, only to discover she loves another. With Tim Allen.

The arrival of the father of Kristen's baby dampens Mike's Christmas spirit; when Ed hires Mandy as an elf, she tries to unionize her co-workers.

Mandy offers to start an Internet campaign to keep Ed's favorite barber shop open; Vanessa falls asleep during a presentation.

A visit from a rising star on the professional fishing circuit leaves Vanessa wondering if Mike feels tied down; Eve and Kristin assume Mandy's decision to become a vegan is a passing phase.

Mike learns Ed hired his daughter to replace him as Outdoor Man's marketing consultant; Mike and Eve bring home a stray dog.

Hyde (Danny Masterson) takes dance lessons from Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) to avoid embarrassment when the gang visits a disco. With Topher Grace, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.

Laurie brings a college friend home for Thanksgiving, who then causes trouble by trying to seduce Eric.

On career day, Fez (Wilmer Valderrama) tags along with Hyde and his mother (Danny Masterson, guest star Katey Sagal), who works at the school cafeteria. With Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher.

Grandma Foremen (guest star Marion Ross) dies in Eric's (Topher Grace) Vista Cruiser; Red (Kurtwood Smith) fights with his brother (guest star Pat Skipper) after the funeral.

Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs; Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap; Darlene deals with a sleazy customer at her casino job.

Dan questions Peter's motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau; Mark and Mary write up their Christmas wish lists; Darlene receives advice from an unlikely source.

Andi struggles to stay on the sideline while Adam, David and Lowell organize the school's Thanksgiving dinner.

When none of the kids will confess to putting a hole in the wall, Adam and Andi team up to find the guilty one.

Lily wakes up with a hangover to find her vehicle parked on the porch; Eddie sells Lily's car at a huge profit.

Sean talks to Jimmy about the birds and the bees; Brad accidentally sees Claudia naked.

Desperate for a pet of his own, ALF acquires an ant farm. With Max Wright and Benji Gregory.

ALF and Jake suggest Brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.

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Get caught with uproarious clips from alligator alley, to dolphin cove, big bear run, and everywhere animals roam.

"Banana Split"; "Donald McDonald"; "Whose Line Dance Is It Anyway?".

"Deconstruction Worker"; "Blind Taste Test"; "Teetering on Greatness.".

During a routine patrol in his small town, Deputy Larry Stalder (Larry the Cable Guy) intervenes when he sees a woman (Ivana Milicevic) held against her will by four men in black. The woman, Madeleine, is the key witness in a high-profile FBI case and her supposed captors are the agents assigned to guard her. Larry suspects the agents are crooked, however, and takes Madeleine to Chicago, where he hopes to solve the case himself.

When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection.

When Jim and Cheryl preview a sex education video to be shown to children at Ruby's school, they discover that the boy in the video is Jim.

Mike has a confrontation with his neighbor over her noisy projects; Eve learns Ed isn't who she thought he was.

After an Outdoor Man billboard is vandalized, Mike and Vanessa disagree about hiring Chuck's security company to protect it.

Everyone has an opinion on how Eve should deal with her feeling after her first high school breakup - even though she says she is fine; Mandy and Kristin get into a fight about Kyle.

Mike is upset when he feels like security cameras in the neighborhood are impacting his family's privacy - until he sees compromising footage of Mandy.

Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.

Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her "unhappy son.".

When Adam and Don realize they need to bring in more business, they film a commercial advertising their company; Andi works up the courage to ask her boss for a raise.

Adam and Andi set up Adam's boss on a date to boost her spirits in the hope that she'll be in the mood and have Adam begin working again.

Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long lost wedding ring, causing a problem for Jim, who's been hiding the fact that he lost it for years.

Andy's attempt to sell a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago results in a wildly destructive tug-of-war between the two.

When Tim and Cindy Devlin crash Gracie's birthday party, they announce that they are getting divorced.

Jim finds Cheryl a gay friend that she can attend musicals with, so he can escape having to go himself.

Tim's (Tim Allen) creativity gets way out of hand when Al (Richard Karn) asks him to direct a how-to video. With Patricia Richardson.

Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) warnings, Tim (Tim Allen) takes her pricey foreign sports car out for a spin.

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) revert to childhood to convince Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) they are not too old for Halloween.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) and her three sisters are at odds when a provocative secret is revealed during a family visit. With Tim Allen.

Vanessa blames Mike when she finds out they were not invited to a neighbor's party; Eve accidentally damages Mandy's car.

When a history of Mike and Vanessa's house reveals a previous occupant died there, the family starts blaming things on a ghost; Ed keeps borrowing money from Kyle because he doesn't carry cash.

Mandy gets to meet Kim Kardashian; when the city orders Mike to cut down a tree on his property, he decides to organize a protest.

When Mike gets NASCAR driver Tony Stewart and his racecar in the store, he realizes how much he misses the adrenaline rush he used to get from his adventures on the road; Vanessa thinks about how she used to take more chances before she was a mom.

Eric uses Red's money, which was intended for a Christmas tree, for a party; Laurie spikes the punch.

Eric's (Topher Grace) new lab partner (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a little too friendly; Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) gives Red (Kurtwood Smith) some great sales advice. With Don Stark and Laura Prepon.

When Jackie (Mila Kunis) discovers that Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) kissed another girl, she bars him from the gang's ski trip. With Topher Grace.

On Eric and Donna's (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) first date, the waiter (guest star Dino Meminger) mistakenly serves Donna mixed drinks.

Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, which causes a rift between the sisters; Jackie supports Peter with his project; Dan and an old friend reunite.

When Dan gets injured while covering D.J.'s vending machine route, the decision to sue the company could cost D.J. his job; Jackie is appalled when Becky seeks life coaching from her nemesis.

Adam and Andi try to avoid a holiday disaster after a blizzard prevents the family from visiting the grandparents' house for Christmas.

Adam tries to guide his eldest daughter through a momentous occasion when Andi is unavailable; Andi gets stuck in traffic while trying to take Emme and Teddy to the zoo.

Sean finds out Claudia has been out all night partying; Claudia finds out Sean left Jimmy and Henry with Eddie.

Lily resents her ex-boyfriend's ability to move on so quickly after she dumped him; Eddie's stand-up routine flops until he incorporates material from Claudia and Sean's personal life.

ALF sees Jake's (Josh Blake) mother steal Kate's (Anne Schedeen) brooch. With Max Wright.

ALF imagines in black and white that he and the Tanners are silent-movie stars.

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We'll meet an itchy grizzly, an elk sniffing a hunter, a golfer who makes a hole in one squirrel, penguins getting revenge, and we'll hear the story of Billy the Benevolent Beluga Whale.

Join us as we see soapy kids clean the floor, a dog that helps with the gardening, a one man wrecking crew, a girl get her hand stuck in the food mixer, and not so sweet houses that get crushed.

"Taking the Plunge"; "The Laughter Express"; "Lip Shtick.".

"Port-A-Party"; "Killer Comedy"; "Princess of Pranks.".

Three buddies (Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, D.J. Qualls) set out on a relaxing weekend of drinking and target practice, when a sergeant (Keith David) mistakes them for Army Reservists. The three men are deployed to Iraq, but a premature ejection lands them in Mexico. Believing they are in the Middle East, the bogus soldiers save a village and become local heroes, until a karaoke-loving warlord decides to strike back.

During a ceremony to renew their wedding vows, Jim and Cheryl squabble because she allowed Gracie and Ruby to get their ears pierced.

Cheryl and Jim get into an argument about Erik Estrada, and Jim sets out to prove her wrong about an incident involving the actor 10 years earlier.

Mike sees how important it is for Ryan and Kyle to have a father figure in their lives when he encourages them to stand up for their beliefs.

Mike uses his vlog to track down a homeless man who has gone missing; Mandy helps a young mother from the woman's shelter.

Mike and Vanessa come home early from their anniversary celebration and find Mandy was planning a party - complete with beer and underage guests; Kristen feels nervous about her upcoming wedding.

Mandy lands her dream internship with a top fashion designer in New York - but then unexpectedly turns it down; Vanessa and Mike want to know what changed her mind.

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.

Excited by her physical therapy progress, Dottie insists she is ready to return to MaxDot, much to Bob, Douglas and Christina's dismay.

After struggling to find work, Andi proposes an idea for her and Adam to go into business together; Adam tackles a challenging renovation of Joe and Bev's kitchen.

Adam attempts to make the office feel more inviting since Andi will be joining him at work every day; Lowell hides a life-changing secret.

Jim tries to sabotage the surprise 50th birthday party Cheryl plans for him.

God gives Jim the power to reinvent women; Andy asks God to make men more like women.

Jim tries to cheer up Cheryl by forging suggestive notes from the handsome water delivery man.

Taking an interest in health and safety, Cheryl sets new rules that cause Jim to feel stifled.

Tim (Tim Allen) proves how handy he really is when Heidi (Debbe Dunning) goes into labor and he has to deliver the baby. With Patricia Richardson.

Nightmares torment Tim (Tim Allen) when he feels guilty for not inviting a friend (Jim Labriola) to Thanksgiving dinner. Guest stars: Mario and Michael Andretti.

Tim and Jill become concerned when Brad pays more attention to his first part-time job than his school work.

At Christmas, Tim considers buying the house he grew up in when he learns the current owners plan to renovate.

When Mike's younger brother (Mike Rowe) and father (Robert Forster) visit, a sibling rivalry ensues; Eve, Mandy and Kristin try to help Bud find a girlfriend.

When a teen hurts himself on the Baxters' property while pulling a prank, Mike is asked to pay the doctor bill; Kristin goes back to school.

Mandy's new boyfriend, Terrence, is an animal rights activist who clashes with Mike; Kyle makes a discovery.

Ed and Mike second-guess their decision to have Kyle on their team in an annual sports competition; Vanessa is caught saying she doesn't want to attend Eve's soccer game and Mandy's school play.

When Red takes the Vista Cruiser away from Eric, the guys are grounded until Kelso borrows his cousin's car.

When Jackie (Mila Kunis) has a pregnancy scare, Donna (Laura Prepon) is prompted to start taking birth control pills. With Topher Grace.

Red turns out to be a raucous heckler when he goes to a professional wrestling match with Eric and his friends.

Hyde meets a punk rocker who wants him to go to New York with her; Kitty helps Jackie bake a pie for class.

When Ben offers Mark free piano lessons, Darlene uses it as an opportunity to test his parenting skills; Jackie throws Becky a baby shower; Emilio continues his efforts to be part of the baby's life.

As Darlene grapples with a life-changing offer from Ben, an unexpected conversation with David turns her world even more upside down; relationship problems lead Jackie to the bottom of the bottle; Dan delivers alarming news.

Adam attempts to prove he isn't jealous after he discovers that Andi has a close male friend at work.

Adam and Don are forced to take sides in a feud when Andi and Marcy realize they were high school rivals.

Sean forgets to give Claudia an important message from her professor; Jimmy hides the telephone bill to conceal his calls to a 976 number; Lily freaks out when Brad does not call her for three hours.

Claudia and Sean watch an adult film and realize it was made in their home; Jimmy's bully may actually like him.

ALF prepares for the worst after experiencing a mild earthquake.

ALF prepares for the new baby's arrival by re-enacting scenes from "The Dick Van Dyke Show." With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

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Tim is less than thrilled about turning 40 when his friend has a heart attack.

Mark is doing poorly in school, but cannot tell his parents the real problem.

Tim (Tim Allen) acts as a surrogate father when his brother (William O'Leary) decides to leave his wife (Debbe Dunning) and children.

Al buys into a hardware store and takes entrepreneurship a little too far.

After Tim (Tim Allen) videotapes Jill's (Patricia Richardson) speech at the library, he accidentally overdubs his critique.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) fights with his brothers in an apparent bid for Tim's (Tim Allen) attention.

At Thanksgiving dinner, Wilson announces that he is moving away.

The man who first recognized Tim's need for "more power" pays his former high-school student a visit.

On his birthday, Jim accuses Cheryl of habitually choosing gifts intended to change him instead of to please him.

Cheryl thinks she is attending a lingerie party given by Andy's new girlfriend, then learns the hostess is selling sex toys.

During the grand opening of The Outdoor Man Grill, Kristin feels like Ed is undermining her role as manager; Eve tries to distance herself from a childhood friend who appears to have a crush on her.

Vanessa sets Eve up with a student - not realizing that Eve may already be dating someone; Chuck and Mike think Eve is seeing Chuck's son.

During a hunting trip, Ryan's father, Victor, reveals the true motive behind his visit; Vanessa tries to get more relatives to attend Ryan and Kristin's wedding.

Mike returns home after a two-month road trip; a tornado heads toward Outdoor Man and the Baxter family home.

Bob attempts to learn more about Nigerian customs; Abishola has to contend with gossip spreading about her relationship with Bob.

After Abishola calls off things with Bob, her Auntie Olu sets her up with a Nigerian pharmacist; Bob tries online dating.

Adam and Andi have a disagreement at the office and must prevent it from becoming a problem at home; the kids try to extend Lowell's stay at their house after realizing he's an amazing cook.

When Adam sees a kid push Emme, he convinces Teddy to defend his younger sister; Adam and Don persuade Joe to hire a nurse to help him after he has his upcoming knee surgery.

Cheryl and Jim's evening alone turns into an all-out food fight; Andy plots revenge on Jim for coaxing his children to play pranks on him.

Jim struggles to care for the kids and household while Cheryl is away, but several sympathetic neighborhood moms lend him a hand.

Jim asks Dana for help while Cheryl is away; Jim and Dana follow Ruby on her date with an older boy.

Jim reads Ruby and Gracie's diaries to find out why they can't seem to stop fighting, and realizes that his daughters need some delicate motherly advice.

After teasing Tim about buying something because the saleswoman flirted with him, Jill wonders if flirting could get her a job.

Tim is surprised to learn Wilson's visiting cousins are the Beach Boys; Mark saves Randy from a bully.

Tim tries to please some Swedish businessmen who are interested in bringing "Tool Time" to their country.

Tim's late father's old flame contacts him; Randy and Brad ponder what gifts to give their girlfriends.

Louise starts to move into the Conners' home; Dan decides to sell the furniture set he bought for Roseanne when they were first married; Dan soon finds parting with the furniture harder than he thought it would be.

Darlene brings Nick to the hardware store, where they run into Ben, who invites Nick to join him at The Lunch Box to watch a Bears game; Dan tries to spruce up the bedroom while Louise is out on the road; Jackie meets Logan's mom.

When the mayor of a crime-ridden city loosens the restrictions on entering the police academy in order to get more cops on the street, all manner of oddball characters enlist to join the force. Among the cadets are suave Carey Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg), hulking Moses Hightower (Bubba Smith), beautiful Karen Thompson (Kim Cattrall) and sound effects-generating Larvell Jones (Michael Winslow), who all have to show initiative and courage when they are faced with tough situations out on patrol.

After graduating in the first "Police Academy," Carey Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg) and the rest of his hapless fellow officers are assigned to a precinct commanded by Capt. Pete Lassard (Howard Hesseman), whose district is being harassed by a gang led by Zed (Bob Goldthwait). Given 30 days to shape up or lose his post, Lassard struggles to discipline his incompetent new charges, while subordinate Lt. Mauser (Art Metrano) plots to take his job away.

When the governor announces the state can't afford to keep both of its police academies open, Commandant Lassard (George Gaynes) and Commandant Mauser (Art Metrano) are pitted against one another. Lassard asks some of his old cadets, including Sgt. Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg), to train the new recruits, who include high-strung Sweetchuck (Tim Kazurinsky) and loudmouthed Zed (Bobcat Goldthwait). As evaluation day approaches, each side tries to sabotage the other.

ALF earns the right to baby-sit Eric (Charles and J.R. Nickerson), but almost blows it when the child disappears. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF is accidentally photographed by tabloid photographers. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

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Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

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Jill (Patricia Richardson) almost spoils Tim's (Tim Allen) chance at getting his hot rod featured in a major magazine.

Tim enlists the help of his brother to build his Christmas display; Jill tries to help her visiting parents.

Brad's paper route interferes with schoolwork, but he is afraid to quit.

Tim can't think of a reason for selling his hot rod, except money; Randy tries to distance himself from Jill.

Tim throws a Super Bowl party while Jill is bedridden with the flu.

Al (Richard Karn) is included among Detroit's sexiest bachelors, and the designation causes problems with Ilene (Sherry Hursey).

When Randy's (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) date falls on the dance floor at his first coed birthday party, Tim (Tim Allen) is to blame.

When Tim (Tim Allen) tries to fix a gas leak in a friend's home, he accidentally blows up the building.

Jim learns that his neighbor (Julie Newmar) has written a series of children's books, modeling a grumpy old man on him.

Jim suspects that the father (Joseph Bologna) of one of Ruby and Gracie's classmates is his own real father, who abandoned him as a child.

Mike asks Ryan to let Boyd walk home by himself; Kyle and Ed hold a doomsday preparation meeting; Mandy and Eve keep a secret from Vanessa.

Vanessa thinks Eve should be more supportive of having a woman president; Mike and Mandy wonder what they have in common.

When Boyd is suspended from school, Mike wants Ryan to look into private schools; Kristin and Kyle are faced with a raccoon in the Outdoor Man restaurant.

Mike looks forward to spending alone time in the garage with his new 1967 Impala, but the car's previous owner keeps showing up with uninvited advice; Vanessa lets Eve go to a music festival, angering Mandy.

Debbie and Nathan fear that their parents are reuniting when Carol and Tom feel hesitant about formally ending their marriage.

Karma catches up with Nathan, threatening his reputation and the biggest interview of his career - a one-on-one with Metta World Peace.

Adam and the guys visit Lowell at his new bachelor pad and start using it to get away from their home lives; Andi keeps pushing Adam for her own desk at the office.

When Adam catches Kate sneaking back into the house at night, he is determined to fix the behavior with old-school parenting tactics; Andi is dismayed when she can't find many baby pictures of Emme.

Jim and Cheryl attempt to plan for some romantic time alone, but when the kids demand all of her attention, Jim plans to meet Cheryl for a tryst in the airport lounge.

While Cheryl is still in Florida, Jim donates all of the kids' old furniture and clothes to charity to clear the garage for a cigar lounge; Cheryl calls Jim with a special announcement.

With Cheryl on bed rest, Jim hosts Gracie's doll-themed party, turning the girly tea party into a wild squirt-gun fight.

Jim tries to convince Cheryl that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room instead of a room for Gracie and Ruby, blaming her forgetfulness on pregnancy.

Wilson (Earl Hindman) tries to become more "normal" when he is criticized for his artistic self-expression. With Tim Allen.

Al reveals a secret to Tim and the guys before his wedding to Ilene.

Tim and Jill ponder their relationships with the boys when they witness a blowup between Harry and his son.

Brad fails to tell the truth about his car accident; three generations of the Al Unser car-racing family visit "Tool Time.".

A "Tool Time" mishap may prevent Tim from keeping an important date with Mark and setting a tool show record.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) has trouble dealing with the fact that the boys no longer want to spend much time with her. With Tim Allen.

A shy adolescent boy, Walter (Haley Joel Osment), is taken by his greedy mother (Kyra Sedgwick) to spend the summer with his two hard-boiled great-uncles, Hub (Robert Duvall) and Garth (Michael Caine), who are rumored to possess a great fortune. At first, the two old men, both set in their ways, find Walter's presence a nuisance, but they eventually warm up to the boy and regale him with tall tales from their past. In return, Walter helps reawaken their youthful spirit.

On one of trapped housewife Evelyn Couch's (Kathy Bates) Wednesday nursing home visits, she encounters Ninny Threadgoode (Jessica Tandy), a colorful old woman who brightens Evelyn's outlook by sharing tales from her past. As Ninny recounts the exploits of her free-spirited sister-in-law Idgie (Mary Stuart Masterson), owner of a small Alabama café in the 1920s, and the bond Idgie shared with her friend Ruth (Mary-Louise Parker), Evelyn gains the confidence to change her own life for the better.

During the 1980s recession, automobile engineer Jack (Michael Keaton) is fired from his job. When his wife, Caroline (Teri Garr), finds a job before he does, they switch roles, placing him in the unfamiliar position of homemaker and caretaker to their three children. He embarks upon a series of misadventures, from navigating grocery store trips to playing poker games with housewives. Jack and Caroline must figure out the intricacies of their new roles while maintaining their relationship.

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See why skis do better when you keep them on, when sledding down a roof is not a good idea, when ice skating too fast leads to trouble, and where feeding a dog through a snow blower works just fine.

"Bye-Bye Bride"; "Cream Pie Wars"; "The Pond Prankster.".

"Sons of Barbie"; "The Potty-razzi"; "When Ink Cartridges Attack.".

A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show - narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen - that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the video action of pooches, felines, humans and other creatures to accent certain parts of the clips.

A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show - narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen - that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the video action of pooches, felines, humans and other creatures to accent certain parts of the clips.

Despite Teddy's advice against it, Felix manages to talk Oscar into appearing on a sports television show.

After Oscar feels threatened by Felix's surprising performance on the basketball court and the softball field, they decide to compete against each other in a decathlon.

After Jim makes a neighbor cry with a blunt remark at his backyard barbecue, Jim decides to reform and become the model of polite diplomacy.

Cheryl urges Jim to behave on St. Patrick's Day and forgo his annual law-bending "Green Man" routine so she can assure herself an appointment to the church committee.

When Mike and Chuck decide to spend Halloween watching football instead of passing out candy, their wives decide to prank them; Kyle dresses up as Ed.

Mike has a difficult time treating Kristin like an employee rather than his daughter; Kyle and Mandy hope Ed wants their help rekindling his romance with Wendi.

When Eve's annoying friend needs a place to stay, Mike tries to pawn her off on someone else; conflict ensues after Kristin asks Mandy to design new uniforms for the Outdoor Man Grill.

Vanessa is upset when Eve doesn't want to participate in a holiday tradition; Kristin learns that Mandy is lying about where she and Kyle will be on Thanksgiving.

Bob and Abishola decide her mother has officially overstayed her welcome; when Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to have a spirit speak to Ebunoluwa from beyond the grave, Abishola gets more information about her mother than she bargained for.

On Valentine's Day, when it comes to showing affection, Bob and Abishola have to find a way to meet each other in the middle.

Adam and Andi go to great lengths to secure a loan to fix an unexpected issue at their flip house; Joe is enjoying hanging out with his nurse and wants to find a way to get him to stay with him longer than planned.

Adam and Andi are eager to book a night away in a hotel after Teddy keeps sleeping in their bed; Kate is allowed to stay home alone but doesn't follow Adam and Andi's strict rules.

Jim uses Andy's gift certificate just before Andy remembers he has it and invites Jim to help him use it.

Jim institutes a tribunal system to stop the children from bickering, and it works well for solving the children's problems but backfires when he and Andy have an argument.

After years of dating, Andy meets the perfect girl and worries that she will break up with him; Jim offers to take Andy's girlfriend's daughter to a concert with Ruby and Gracie.

Andy is sure Emily is going to break up with him, since all his former girlfriends left him after six weeks of dating; Dana hypnotizes Andy to find out the cause of his breakups.

"Tool Time" gets approval to create a 3-D effects show; Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants Tim (Tim Allen) to act more like an equal.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) endures a family tragedy and is overcome with guilt. Guest star Polly Holliday.

Tim asks former "Tool Time" girl Lisa to return to the show temporarily but neglects to consult with Heidi.

The Taylors look forward to their annual summer getaway, each for different reasons. With Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson.

When Mike's father moves to town to build the new Outdoor Man store, Vanessa worries that his presence might have an adverse effect on Mike's blood pressure.

Mike tries to smooth things over after accidentally upstaging Vanessa's nomination for top volunteer school parent; Eve worries she won't fit in at high school.