An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

Ralph gets into an accident on his way to receive a traffic safety award.

An astronaut (Richard Basehart) learns war has killed his people.

A desperate forest ranger (Brian Keith) takes matters into his own hands when blackmailers threaten his adopted daughter.

With Barney's electronic help, Phelps poses as a pool hustler to break a gambling operation; guest Robert Conrad.

Gerard captures Kimble, who is traveling with migrant workers (John McIntire, Jeanette Nolan, Tim McIntire).

A murder suspect (Kurt Russell) under sentence of death from the victim's father hires Harry to clear his name; guest Audrey Totter.

Friday and Gannon find that their case against three burglars is in jeopardy over technicalities.

Friday and Gannon must solve a 14-year-old crime before a prison convict can be released.

An unlikely witness helps catch a killer.

It's Malloy's birthday -- and a case provides the perfect present.

Toony hosts his very own talent showcase.

The boys see a horror movie after their mother tells them not to.

The boys get a paper route to earn extra money.

Small-town prejudice erupts against a teacher who is anonymously accused of improper behavior with her students.

Matlock is asked to help when a newlywed is accused of murdering her husband -- whose body is not the one in the morgue.

Reunited members of a U.S. Air Force squadron accuse a wealthy businessman of having been a Japanese war criminal.

Mary Ellen discovers a beautiful ring in a secondhand purse she bought for a date with John-Boy's best friend.

Bull Bannock, retired heavyweight champion, tries to make a place for himself in Dodge City.

Surrounded by a posse, a fleeing killer (Robert Vaughn) holds Adam and others hostage at a stagecoach station; guest Dawn Wells.

A Southern belle arrives in North Fork claiming that Micah is her husband.

Lucas regrets his attitude toward a reformed outlaw.

Flint poses as his former girlfriend's husband so she can keep her daughter.

Station 51 plans a lavish farewell party for an unpopular superior officer; a model suffers from heat stroke during a promotion stunt.

Hawkeye builds a monument to 4077th patients.

Hawkeye gives up jokes while Charles schemes to give up Korea.

B.J. braces for a wedding anniversary without Peg as Charles prepares for front-line action.

Hawkeye becomes a villain after his practical joke on Charles goes awry.

After Opie is struck with puppy love, Barney tries to show him how to handle women.

Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own.

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins.".

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiance is a bigamist.

Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.

Guest Joanne Woodward visits the Harpers.

A limping canary convinces Mason that his client is innocent, but proving it in court is very difficult.

Modern National Guardsmen maneuvering at Little Big Horn find ominous signs of an impending Indian attack.

A female reporter (Claire Trevor) encounters problem trying to leave Eastern Europe after meeting a soccer star.

A man (Mark Damon) arrives at a monastery bent on revenge and is convinced by a kind priest (Everett Sloane) to mend his heart.

Peggy and her son are held hostage for a roll of film in Mannix's possession that has already caused a death; guest Robert Pine.

A disenchanted wife planning to leave her husband flees to a sanitarium she once inhabited after seeing her lover commit a murder.

J.R. infiltrates mercenaries to find a Vietnam veteran, then learns his quarry is stalking him.

Friday and Gannon discover a Fagin-like gang in operation while probing a series of business burglaries.

A vaudevillian-turned-wino claims that he was bilked out of money he found on the street.

Malloy and Reed cope with a tailor who wants vengeance, and a bar girl who tries to bilk a tourist.

A private investigator follows a bail-jumper.

Bill and Tony travel to the Emerald Isle to celebrate St. Patrick's Day like the Irish.

Beaver is invited to an all-girl party.

The boys plan revenge on Lumpy Rutherford.

A man invites his murder by buying his girlfriend's racehorse after jilting her for an older woman; guest Jim Davis.

A young resident seeks Ben's defense when he is framed for the murder of his formidable chief surgeon.

McGarrett searches for a murder witness, a girl previously presumed dead, who is also pursued by the prime suspect in the killing.

John-Boy defends a freshman football player he tutored after having to report him for cheating on a history exam.

Matt and his deputies are tasked with the hanging of a ruthless gunman.

Adam and Little Joe are skeptical when Hoss claims he saw a leprechaun burying a pot of gold on the Ponderosa; guest Sean McClory.

The new marshal is friends with a known outlaw.

A gambler moves into North Fork and begins courting a local girl.

A samurai warrior (Sessue Hayakawa) fails in his efforts to bring the ashes of his master back to Japan.

Bewildered Gage debates several possible courses of action when a computer error results in his paycheck being considerably inflated.

Col. Potter is overwhelmed by the attention he receives as his staff tries to reduce his blood pressure before his annual physical.

Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.

Hawkeye must tell a wounded soldier that tests indicate he has chronic leukemia and can't give blood to his best buddy.

A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.

A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official.

The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.

Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates.

Guests Dick Van Dyke, Tony Randall.

Perry's latest mystery involves a dead wife suing for divorce, a sister act featuring a non sister, a husband and an ex-husband.

A retired watchmaker (Ed Wynn) fears that when his grandfather's clock stops ticking, his own life will end.

An English man (John Williams) murders his wife and moves to California, thinking he has committed the perfect crime.

Two greedy brothers plan to murder their elderly aunt (Mildred Natwick) in an attempt to inherit her money.

Twin sisters, one a prime suspect, don't want Mannix investigating a TV commentator's death.

An ex-convict (Clu Gulager) attempts suicide to force Cannon to search for the fake CIA agent who sent him to jail.

The abusive husband of Betty's friend (Diane Baker) seeks counseling then becomes a murder suspect.

Friday and Gannon search for a former narcotics addict who they fear has returned to drugs.

Friday and Gannon search for a woman who picks elderly people as her victims in a theft scheme.

It's the wrong season for a phony cyclist and a phony appliance sale.

A woman's suicide attempt plagues the officers.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Ward arranges a baby-sitting job for the boys.

The boys want to buy Ward a new hunting jacket.

A stewardess will inherit $200,000 if she was the baby abandoned at an orphanage; guest Jesse White.

Matlock travels to London to conduct a mock retrial for a man convicted of killing his millionaire father.

A nightclub star/ecology crusader is framed for sabotage and murder committed in a sewage-treatment plant; guest Paul Stevens.

A former New York stockbroker and his family move to Walton's Mountain and upset the equilibrium of the residents; guest Linda Purl.

A vengeful prisoner poses a continual threat to the life of Marshal Matt Dillon.

Hoss becomes the guardian of two girls who were involved in their father's death.

Lucas develops temporary amnesia while visiting a strange town.

A former friend of Lucas' is released from prison and asks him for a job.

Adams and McCullough fight and go their separate ways.

Rescues of injured mountain climbers and burn victims hurt in a boat explosion disrupt Gage and DeSoto's long-awaited fishing trip.

Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.

The sudden illness of a USO singer brings the touring troupe to the 4077th.

The ailing USO singer undergoes emergency surgery as the troupe entertains the camp.

The problems of three wounded soldiers disrupt the lives of those around them.

Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times.

Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two.

Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd.

The small office; guest Jack Klugman.

Mason is hired to establish the fact that a one-time famous actress is the mother of his client's wife.

Movie star Bunny Blake receives an opal ring from her hometown fan club which enables her to see images of her friends and family.

A desperate couple (Charles Bronson, Norma Crane) plans to rob an eccentric old woman (Estelle Winwood).

An angel (Alan Napier) allows a murdered mystery writer (John Williams) to return to Earth to uncover his killer.

A crime ring threatens to flood a town with nerve gas unless residents give them $1 million.

Cannon has a 24-hour deadline to rescue a wealthy industrialist's daughter after she is taken by a terrorist group.

A blackmail victim (Susan Howard) resorts to theft and murder to keep the secret from her spouse.

Friday and Gannon answer a multiple homicide call at an old apartment house.

While investigating a burglary, Friday and Gannon trail the suspect into a world of small-time narcotics pushers.

Malloy and Reed cite the new police commissioner for a traffic violation.

The new commissioner travels with the officers on night watch.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver tries to amuse himself while Wally is away on a camping trip.

Ward feels left out when the boys start spending a lot of time with a friend's father.

A prominent jeweler's sister is charged with shoplifting and murder; guests Leonard Nimoy, Margaret O'Brien.

In London to investigate the murder of a millionaire, Matlock discovers several people who had reasonable motives for committing the crime.

A master burglar (Hume Cronyn) reports his crimes to Five-0 and dares McGarrett's team to find sufficient evidence against him.

Against Olivia's wishes, John-Boy enters a dance marathon with a girl he met in a neighboring town; guest Charles Haid.

Festus is mistaken for a gunman and offered $3,000 to fight the sons of a man his cousin is accused of killing.

Ben tries to get the town's only doctor (DeForest Kelley), accused of murder, released from jail to treat Hoss' punctured lung.

Lucas, Mark and Micah are taken prisoner by a group of bandits.

Lucas, Mark and Micah escape from bandits and take refuge in a deserted building.

The wagon train encounters a feisty landowner who won't let the group cross her property unless they pay a toll to a sadistic foreman.

Gage and DeSoto are drafted to sort out a filing dilemma caused by computer error; a lab experiment allegedly poisons two people.

When a general's emissary is sent to the 4077th to check it out, rumors about the visitor's real purpose run rampant.

Hawkeye's letter begs Truman to stop the war.

Col. Potter orders Klinger to tutor him for driving school on a night Klinger has set aside for a big poker game.

Charles receives a week's supply of newspapers from home at a time when no other mail is getting through.

Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside.

Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women.

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.

After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.

The Harpers attend a hardware exhibition.

A man (Dick Foran) seeks Perry's help for his brother (Wynn Pierce), who has been forging checks to pay off gambling debts.

Oliver Pope kills a bicyclist in a hit-and-run, but a business rival is identified as the driver.

An unemployed man (John Qualen) needing money is hired by an unknown employer (Lorne Greene) to commit murder.

A man (Philip Abbott) is startled to see a portrait of his first wife four years after she disappeared.

A series of carnival accidents appear to be attempts on the owner's life; guests Michael Conrad, Gordon Jump.

Cannon uncovers a crime while searching for a teenage runaway.

The sister (Lee Purcell) of a hit-and-run victim seeks her brother-in-law, who vanished after the accident.

Friday and Gannon find their weekend of rest and recreation plagued by interruptions.

Friday and Gannon track down the "big" man behind a factory turning out dangerous drugs.

Malloy's apartment house manager pickets the police department.

The arrest of a female shoplifter leads the officers into a tragic chain of events.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver is shamed into being neat and clean.

Beaver takes his soapbox racer into the street.

A girl searching for the father she's never seen appears to be a target for murder; guest Antoinette Bower.

A sculptor (David Ogden Stiers) frames Michelle's friend for the murder of the man responsible for his blindness.

The team seeks a killer who inscribed lines from Byron on the legs of his victims, one of them Danny's fiancee; guest Ann Archer.

John-Boy's feelings of inadequacy are washed away when circumstances lead to the publishing of a book of his short stories.

A gunman falls for one of Kitty's saloon girls (Lane Bradbury) while waiting to kill Matt and rob the bank.

Adam attempts to prove the innocence of his friend, a slow-witted singer accused on circumstantial evidence of murdering a widow.

Lou Mallory, a stunning redhead, arrives in North Fork and buys the hotel.

Lucas and several others are trapped in the hotel with a dangerous outlaw.

When an epidemic forces Richardson to leave and bring back a new team of healthy horses, he is mistaken for a thief.

Gage and DeSoto discover Brackett is the victim in an auto accident that has also left a girl fatherless; a bum is caught in a fire.

Klinger is accused of being responsible for a rash of thefts around the camp.

Klinger, facing a court-martial, agrees to let Charles defend him.

Visiting British soldiers explain an age-old tradition about the day after Christmas when the enlisted men and officers trade places for the day.

Klinger, while ill, communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier.

A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.

The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.

Skits: "The Butler and the Maid"; "Mrs. Wiggins Again.".

A girl (Nobu McCarthy) is charged with stealing rose pearls, then with murder; guest George Takei.

An astronaut returns from a 30-year mission to find that his girlfriend hasn't aged at all.

An antiques dealer (Robert H. Harris) decides his art objects are too beautiful to sell. With Louise Larabee.

An insecure woman (Phyllis Thaxter) who can't control her drinking loses control at a cocktail party.

A member (Darren McGavin) of Mannix's old Army unit tells Mannix he killed two people to avenge a combat grievance.

Cannon hears the confession of a hit man who admits to killing the detective's wife and baby son 14 years before.

J.R. must solve a street-gang member's murder or be killed for knowing too much.

When Hooterville residents take over operation of the Cannonball, they demand so many changes that the crew quits.

Kate tangles with Selma Plout when Selma tries to lure pilot Steve Elliot into marriage with her daughter.

Having rescued Mrs. Drysdale from the hospital, the Clampetts try their own brand of medicine on her ailing nervous system.

Jethro falls desperately in love with a volatile young movie starlet.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

A bizarre extortion plot involves green men from Venus who need gold for spaceship fuel.

Kitty Angel (Anne Baxter) and her adopted child are abandoned by the train.

The Barkleys' new friend sets up his medical practice in Stockton but conceals plans to avenge his father's death.

A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father, only to learn that the man is a wanted criminal.

Ben's former Army colonel envies Cartwright's success during a visit and tries to compensate by lying.

A former gunfighter arrives in North Fork with the intention of settling down.

A charming Irishman claims Lou for his bride.

A man who lost his stallion in a card game kidnaps Rowdy to get revenge against the man (John Drew Barrymore) who beat him.

Paladin is hired to protect poet Oscar Wilde from three rivals. Starring Richard Boone and John O'Malley.

A shrewd killer keeps a town in fear by threatening the lives of anyone who exposes him.

Swindlers take the Stooges for sweepstakes winners.

An American archaeological expedition meets with disaster when they ignore warnings not to desecrate an Egyptian tomb.

Catwoman schemes with a dream-inducing thug.

Sandman double-crosses Catwoman to steal J. Pauline Spaghetti's noodle fortune for himself.

A being, claiming to be the Greek god Apollo, wants the adoration of the Enterprise crew; guest Leslie Parrish.

Lois is kidnapped by two gunmen while vacationing on the Canadian border.

An American girl accidentally receives information about valuable printing plates stolen from the Bank of France.

Judy falls for a political prisoner held in the power of a magic lyre.

An elderly alchemist jeopardizes the future of the Southern Hemisphere when he tries to obtain a substance that prolongs life.

The girls are captured by a scientist and his assitant while trying to collect radium from an abandoned clock.

Tony and Doug go back in time to investigate a Soviet scientist claiming to have defected; guest Nehemiah Persoff.

Vincent races to find a sick alien (Robert Walker), whose touch freezes people, before other aliens reach him.

Grizzly comes upon a fugitive man searching desperately for a bag he lost.

Marlin and Jim journey to every corner of the globe to capture and tag wild animals to be studied and for conservation purposes; some are taken to restock old ranges, others moved to new ranges where they will have a better chance to survive.

A slow, agonizing death caused by drought and floods stalks the Florida Everglades; Marlin and Jim visit the Everglades to investigate this problem firsthand.

Sail on the Geronimo in search of strange underwater creatures.

Marlin and Jim journey to the high country of northern Mexico to explore the hills where the jaguar roams.

Jim Fowler and Marlin Perkins chase a giraffe.

Giant animals roam the South American jungle.

Jan finds a picture of her Aunt Jenny when she was the same age and discovers they are look-alikes.

The loser of Bobby and Greg's bet must do everything the winner says for a week.

Through a mix-up, Dash Riprock mistakes Jane Hathaway for his new leading lady, Elly May.

Elly May loses her second movie star boyfriend to plain Jane Hathaway, whose mysterious power over men continues to baffle the Clampetts.

Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.

The Ricardos have just purchased a new washing machine and, despite their better judgment, agree to sell their old one to the Mertzes; the next day, the old machine explodes with water and suds and the Mertzes insist that the deal is off.

Beaver brings home a lost Chihuahua.

When a window is broken, the boys are warned not to play baseball near the house.

An antiques dealer becomes caught between smugglers with a stake in his business and a computer-dating ring planning to rob him.

An old flame of Jonathan's (Christine Belford) seems unwilling to go through with her wedding in Monte Carlo.

A girl's wish to dance has a heavy price; a boxing manager (Al Molinaro) convinces an ex-fighter to try a comeback.

Two people meet the surrogate mother they've hired to bear their child; Julie's aunt is broke; a woman competes with a robot for a man.

Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.

Lucky Meisenheimer has assembled the world's largest yo-yo collection, including a laser yo-yo, an ice-cream-making yo-yo and a 1950s Mickey Mouse Club yo-yo.

An injured pregnant cow is brought to the 4077th; Hot Lips plans a birthday trip to Tokyo.

A noted war correspondent visits the 4077th to do a story on blood donated by his readers.

Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.

Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person.

Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove.

Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year.".

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Archie tries to sue for whiplash after he is in a minor auto accident.

Mike shames Archie into being a blood donor, but Archie insists on knowing where the blood will be going.

Hogan hopes to be able to use Gen. Burkhalter's sister in his plan to blow up a train.

Hogan uses Klink's old flame to ensure that the underground gets some radios.

Ralph's advice to Ed on how to get a promotion backfires, leaving Ed without a job.

Ralph and Ed try to get on the good side of a bus company executive.

The IMF dupes a scientist (Vic Morrow) who stole plutonium into thinking he is a prisoner in the year 2000.

Kimble becomes chauffeur for a teenage violinist, his teacher/guardian (Donald Pleasence) and a secretary.

Harry is fired after his investigation to clear a man in a coed's disappearance instead turns up evidence showing the woman was murdered.

Friday and Gannon track a pair of thieves who steal dogs and then collect the rewards.

Friday and Gannon must learn the identity of a young woman whose body is found off a pier.

A beauty reports a prowler and a "beast" is polluting the air.

Officers are caught in a trap set by two young criminals.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

The boys spend their train ticket money on food and comics.

June wants Wally to ask a girl to a dance.

A professor's wife is charged with his murder soon after he staged a shooting in class; guest Barry Atwater.

A surprise witness seems to hinder an acquittal for Ben's client (Dick Butkus), a professional wrestler accused of murder.

McGarrett tries to save a hoodlum and his girlfriend, who together stole a kidnap ransom; guests Albert Salmi, Joyce Van Patten.

Grandpa becomes upset with John, and his stubborn pride leads him to pack, take Grandma by the hand and leave home.

An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.

A killer uses a legal technicality to escape justice for killing a Mexican farmhand, but Little Joe plans his own vengeance.

Lucas gets wind of an assassination plot.

Mark befriends a circus advance-man suspected of robbery.

Flint (Robert Horton) prepares for a duel with a former associate (Everett Sloane) who had disillusioned him during the Civil War.

A televised demonstration of fire-prevention techniques winds up with Gage and DeSoto in the middle of a real-life medical emergency.

A soldier goes AWOL and the 4077th receives fresh eggs from a grateful farmer.

It is a painful time for everyone when Winchester, suffering from a toothache, refuses to see an Army dentist.

Psychiatrist Dr. Sidney Freedman visits the 4077th when Col. Potter loses all confidence in himself as a physician.

While under intense enemy shelling in a combat zone, Hawkeye decides it is time to make out his will.

Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.

Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will.

Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature.

Skits: "Mrs. Wiggins' Birthday Party"; "Stop Grabbing My Jewels.".

A wealthy, crippled old man takes a woman's prized racehorse as payment for her mortgage.

An ugly duckling can be stunning in a world of beautiful people.

Using a haunted house in their ploy, two men (Ralph Clanton, John Irving) scheme to con a wealthy American (Biff McGuire) out of his money.

A garrulous baby sitter (Thelma Ritter) enjoys being the center of attention after her employer is murdered.

A gangster's widow (Jo Van Fleet) hires Mannix, facing prison on theft and murder charges, as her bodyguard; guest James B. Sikking.

Despite heavy evidence against him, Cannon takes on the case of a deliveryman charged with murder.

Barnaby and J.R.'s probe of a burglary/murder case leads to prostitution and robbery.

Friday and Gannon question a suspect in a bunco-forgery scheme involving credit cards.

Friday is nearly forced out of night school when he makes an on-campus arrest of a classmate.

Malloy and Reed have a busy night that ends in three tragedies.

A witness accuses Reed of shooting an unarmed man.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver tells Eddie Haskell that there are Indian artifacts buried in the vacant lot near his house.

To make Ward proud, Beaver takes music lessons.

A widowed lawyer (Bette Davis) clears her husband's name and helps a rebellious boy charged with murder.

Ben tackles a case in which a murdered man's three wives are suspects in the killing.

A convicted murderer (Monte Markham) demands Five-0 prove him innocent in exchange for the life of his hostage, a prison doctor.

Feeling "put out to pasture," John seeks adventure by leaving to work in a Norfolk shipyard.

Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks.

The bitter son of a man executed for murder convinces Adam to look into his father's case; guests Keir Dullea, Otto Kruger.

A dapper little braggart invites challenge with tales of his gunfighting prowess.

An unscrupulous land buyer tries to get Lucas to sell his ranch.

A former gold miner heads back west to start a new life with his wife.

The paramedics dread an upcoming inspection by their reportedly strict battalion commander; an accident traps teenagers in their car.

The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.

A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.

Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalized father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.

Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.

Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.

Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons.

Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children.

The Harpers; guest Madeline Kahn.

Paul Drake becomes the defendant in a murder case and retains Perry.

Tough aliens from outer space try to poison the population of earth.

A murderer (Jack Mullaney) hides from a posse after killing a school teacher's (Pat Hitchcock) fiance.

A man (Biff McGuire) struggles to remember the license plate number of the vehicle that killed his fianceé (Judith Ames).

A washed-up boxer (Brock Peters) is suspected of the murder of a gambler who fixed bouts; guest A Martinez.

Cannon looks into charges against a physician (David Birney) in the death of a woman he was treating who was in an apparent diabetic coma.

Barnaby's search for a runaway housewife leads to a town controlled by thieves.

Friday and Gannon investigate two fellow detectives accused of stealing $800 from a dead man.