Shirley is a Liverpudlian housewife stuck in a loveless marriage. One day she finds herself talking to the wall, and decides to make some changes in her life. Flying off to the Greek island of Mykonos on her own, she is gently romanced by middle-aged waiter Costas.

Violence has been outlawed in the politically correct regime of 2032, and the only weapons in existence are consigned to a museum, but when an escaped psychopath heads straight for the museum, the authorities decide the only effective recourse they have is to thaw out a violent, cryogenically frozen cop.

A Hong Kong detective is contracted to recover a stolen nuclear warhead. Hired by both the CIA and Russian intelligence, the kung-fu cop is harassed, assaulted and framed for murder as he delves into the murky world of international arms dealing.

A social worker who specialises in missing children is recruited to rescue a mystical Tibetan child from evil forces.

Billy is the son of hotel chain magnate Brian Madison and expects to inherit the family fortune, but he's shocked when his father stipulates he won't unless he passes 12th grade in just 24 weeks. It will be tough, since he never passed 1st grade. Determined to prove his father wrong, Billy enrols at school.

An unconventional sleuth attempts to find a football team's stolen mascot dolphin. The Miami Dolphins are aghast when their beloved Snowflake is abducted one week before the all-important Super Bowl, so they call in Ace Ventura, a private eye who uses unorthodox methods to retrieve missing animals.

Legendary pet detective Ace Ventura returns for another adventure when he's coerced out of retirement while on a soul-searching retreat in the Himalayas. He must now retrieve an endangered white bat from a village located in Africa. The sacred animal was offered up as a wedding dowry from the Wachootoo prince to the Wachati princess, and, if Ace can't track down the culprit behind the kidnapping in time, civil war will break out between the two rival tribes.

A kung fu expert is assigned to penetrate an island fortress to destroy an opium and white slavery empire.

A disturbed undercover cop recovering from his wife's death is teamed up with a detective with a stable family background to crack an underground drug ring. The line between duty and off-duty begins to blur, however, when the daughter of one of the cops is kidnapped by the gun-toting heavies.

Psychotic LA cop Martin Riggs and his long-suffering partner Roger Murtaugh are assigned to guard an embezzling accountant due to testify before a federal commission. At first, they think it a routine piece of work, but they soon discover that their charge has been laundering money for the same South African narcotics syndicate they have been trying to crack.

Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield are hitmen with a penchant for philosophical discussions. In this ultra-hip, multi-strand crime movie, their storyline is interwoven with those of their boss, gangster Marsellus Wallace; his actress wife, Mia; struggling boxer Butch Coolidge; master fixer Winston Wolfe and a nervous pair of armed robbers, "Pumpkin" and "Honey Bunny".

Eleven years after their horrific experiences at reform school, Tommy Marcano and John Reilly have become two-bit American gangsters, Lorenzo Carcaterra is a reporter and Michael Sullivan an assistant DA. The four are reunited when they chance across one of the abusive guards and take the chance for revenge.

Violence has been outlawed in the politically correct regime of 2032, and the only weapons in existence are consigned to a museum, but when an escaped psychopath heads straight for the museum, the authorities decide the only effective recourse they have is to thaw out a violent, cryogenically frozen cop.

The Cinema List spotlights trailblazing British women directors, from `Mamma Mia!' to `Promising Young Woman', celebrating female filmmaking talent.

A Hong Kong detective is contracted to recover a stolen nuclear warhead. Hired by both the CIA and Russian intelligence, the kung-fu cop is harassed, assaulted and framed for murder as he delves into the murky world of international arms dealing.

Billy is the son of hotel chain magnate Brian Madison and expects to inherit the family fortune, but he's shocked when his father stipulates he won't unless he passes 12th grade in just 24 weeks. It will be tough, since he never passed 1st grade. Determined to prove his father wrong, Billy enrols at school.

A man's neutrality during the American Civil War is tested by his daughter's marriage and his son's capture by Union forces.

Martial arts romp about a TV chef who becomes embroiled in a drug lord's search for an incriminating video. The kung-fu fighting cook steps in to save an investigative journalist on the run from a gang of murderous drug dealers, resulting in a potentially fatal mix-up involving her incriminating tape of the gangsters and a children's video.

Dr Richard Kimble's wife is murdered, and he is arrested for the crime. He soon realises he has been framed, and while being transported on a prison bus, he manages to escape. On the run, he has to evade the relentless pursuit by the US Marshall, Samuel Gerard, while also avoiding everyone he knows, and finding out who the real killer is, the one-armed man who broke into their house.

A disturbed undercover cop recovering from his wife's death is teamed up with a detective with a stable family background to crack an underground drug ring. The line between duty and off-duty begins to blur, however, when the daughter of one of the cops is kidnapped by the gun-toting heavies.

Psychotic LA cop Martin Riggs and his long-suffering partner Roger Murtaugh are assigned to guard an embezzling accountant due to testify before a federal commission. At first, they think it a routine piece of work, but they soon discover that their charge has been laundering money for the same South African narcotics syndicate they have been trying to crack.

Veteran police detective Roger Murtaugh is only days away from retiring when he and his tough partner, Martin Riggs, are roped into an important internal affairs case. Working with the beautiful, no-nonsense Sergeant Lorna Cole and aided by the shifty informant Leo Getz, Murtaugh and Riggs begin to close in on a black-market weapons operation involving corrupt cop and arms dealer Jack Travis.

Detective Riggs and Murtaugh are called into action to foil a Chinese crime lord who is selling immigrants into slavery on American soil. The pair aren't as young as they used to be, and ending up on a Triad hit list doesn't make things easy for them either.

For Dan Gallagher, life is good. He is on the rise at his New York law firm, is happily married to his wife, Beth, and has a loving daughter. However, after a casual fling with a sultry book editor named Alex, everything changes. Jilted by Dan, Alex becomes unstable, her behaviour escalating from aggressive pursuit to obsessive stalking. Dan realizes that his main problem is not hiding his affair, but rather saving himself and his family.

Dr Richard Kimble's wife is murdered, and he is arrested for the crime. He soon realises he has been framed, and while being transported on a prison bus, he manages to escape. On the run, he has to evade the relentless pursuit by the US Marshall, Samuel Gerard, while also avoiding everyone he knows, and finding out who the real killer is, the one-armed man who broke into their house.

A man's neutrality during the American Civil War is tested by his daughter's marriage and his son's capture by Union forces.

Previews of the great films now playing on Sky Cinema, plus other highlights showing on Sky.

Martial arts romp about a TV chef who becomes embroiled in a drug lord's search for an incriminating video. The kung-fu fighting cook steps in to save an investigative journalist on the run from a gang of murderous drug dealers, resulting in a potentially fatal mix-up involving her incriminating tape of the gangsters and a children's video.

Based on events surrounding Elvis Presley's experience of the US Army draft, this film focuses on fictional pop star Conrad Birdie, who is called up for National Service, preventing him from starring in the movie that was to make his agent rich. The agent, who needs money to escape from his cantankerous mother, sets up a last performance for his protege. The farewell event attracts legions of adoring fans.

A teen suffers the pain of adolescence as she longs for Mr Right while fending off the advances of the class clown.

Shirley is a Liverpudlian housewife stuck in a loveless marriage. One day she finds herself talking to the wall, and decides to make some changes in her life. Flying off to the Greek island of Mykonos on her own, she is gently romanced by middle-aged waiter Costas.

A social worker who specialises in missing children is recruited to rescue a mystical Tibetan child from evil forces.

Veteran police detective Roger Murtaugh is only days away from retiring when he and his tough partner, Martin Riggs, are roped into an important internal affairs case. Working with the beautiful, no-nonsense Sergeant Lorna Cole and aided by the shifty informant Leo Getz, Murtaugh and Riggs begin to close in on a black-market weapons operation involving corrupt cop and arms dealer Jack Travis.

Detective Riggs and Murtaugh are called into action to foil a Chinese crime lord who is selling immigrants into slavery on American soil. The pair aren't as young as they used to be, and ending up on a Triad hit list doesn't make things easy for them either.

A group of good-hearted but incompetent misfits enter the police academy, but the instructors there are not going to put up with their pranks.

Mahoney and friends have graduated from the Police Academy and are issued with their first assignments. As before, their cheerfulness and devotion to duty outweighs any shortcomings, but are they ready to do battle with a band of graffiti daubing terrorists?

Slapstick farce with the incompetent cops as they set about saving their beloved academy from closure. Cutbacks mean that only one of the two police training schools can stay open, so Commandant Lassard appeals to the motley crew of graduates to come and train new recruits. However, the rival academy intends to sabotage their plans by cutting their training time down to a minimum.

A social worker who specialises in missing children is recruited to rescue a mystical Tibetan child from evil forces.

Based on events surrounding Elvis Presley's experience of the US Army draft, this film focuses on fictional pop star Conrad Birdie, who is called up for National Service, preventing him from starring in the movie that was to make his agent rich. The agent, who needs money to escape from his cantankerous mother, sets up a last performance for his protege. The farewell event attracts legions of adoring fans.

Shirley is a Liverpudlian housewife stuck in a loveless marriage. One day she finds herself talking to the wall, and decides to make some changes in her life. Flying off to the Greek island of Mykonos on her own, she is gently romanced by middle-aged waiter Costas.

A teen suffers the pain of adolescence as she longs for Mr Right while fending off the advances of the class clown.

An out-of-work actor dresses in drag for an audition, only to land the female lead in a TV soap. When he becomes the most popular character on the show, he feels compelled to carry the persona into his everyday life. While bringing him phenomenal success as an `actress', life as a woman also has its problems - especially when he falls for an actress with whom he works.

Billy is the son of hotel chain magnate Brian Madison and expects to inherit the family fortune, but he's shocked when his father stipulates he won't unless he passes 12th grade in just 24 weeks. It will be tough, since he never passed 1st grade. Determined to prove his father wrong, Billy enrols at school.

Lighthearted adventures of a pair of news vendors in New York - one deaf, one blind - who go on the run when they are blamed for the murder of a customer. Each has seen - or heard - just a whiff of a clue, and a frantic chase ensues as the duo struggle to clear their names.

A group of good-hearted but incompetent misfits enter the police academy, but the instructors there are not going to put up with their pranks.

Mahoney and friends have graduated from the Police Academy and are issued with their first assignments. As before, their cheerfulness and devotion to duty outweighs any shortcomings, but are they ready to do battle with a band of graffiti daubing terrorists?

Slapstick farce with the incompetent cops as they set about saving their beloved academy from closure. Cutbacks mean that only one of the two police training schools can stay open, so Commandant Lassard appeals to the motley crew of graduates to come and train new recruits. However, the rival academy intends to sabotage their plans by cutting their training time down to a minimum.

Lighthearted adventures of a pair of news vendors in New York - one deaf, one blind - who go on the run when they are blamed for the murder of a customer. Each has seen - or heard - just a whiff of a clue, and a frantic chase ensues as the duo struggle to clear their names.

Two wisecracking Miami cops are forced to swap identities in order to track down $100 million worth of heroin stolen from the police. Their only lead is a young woman who can identify the culprits, but when they track her down, she mistakes one of the cops for his partner, forcing the pair into a bizarre and chaotic life swap.

In an attempt to avenge the violent death of his parents, Bruce Wayne fights to rid the city of crime and in particular, his nemesis the Joker. However, his defences come down when an attractive journalist tries to track down the truth behind sightings of a huge bat-like figure in the sky.

After Selina Kyle sees more than she should in her boss's office, she has an `accident', falling from the top floor of the building to the street below. Awoken by the licking of cats, she is surprised to find herself still very much alive. She vows to take revenge on her boss and becomes a female avenger, defending women under attack and providing assistance to Batman's efforts to keep the streets of Gotham safe.

Working for a highly funded yet unofficial government agency, Kay and Jay are the Men in Black, providers of immigration services and regulators of all things alien on Earth. While investigating a series of unregistered close encounters, the MIB agents uncover the deadly plot of an intergalactic terrorist who is on a mission to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies currently in residence in New York City.

An out-of-work actor dresses in drag for an audition, only to land the female lead in a TV soap. When he becomes the most popular character on the show, he feels compelled to carry the persona into his everyday life. While bringing him phenomenal success as an `actress', life as a woman also has its problems - especially when he falls for an actress with whom he works.

Billy is the son of hotel chain magnate Brian Madison and expects to inherit the family fortune, but he's shocked when his father stipulates he won't unless he passes 12th grade in just 24 weeks. It will be tough, since he never passed 1st grade. Determined to prove his father wrong, Billy enrols at school.

The Cinema List spotlights trailblazing British women directors, from `Mamma Mia!' to `Promising Young Woman', celebrating female filmmaking talent.

A scientifically miniaturised marine unexpectedly finds himself floating around the body of a hypochondriac, and trying to outwit saboteurs who want the device that shrank him. Attempts by his colleagues to retrieve the little man - protected inside a tiny submersible - are hampered by the would-be thieves.

Visually arresting thriller about a researcher who uses a mentally disabled gardener for ill-advised experiments in inducing mental development through virtual reality simulations. At first, the simulations seem to enhance the lawnmower man's mental powers, but then the experiment goes haywire. Based on a short story by Stephen King.

A teenage video-game whiz is recruited as an interstellar fighter pilot by an emissary from a league of planets.

Working for a highly funded yet unofficial government agency, Kay and Jay are the Men in Black, providers of immigration services and regulators of all things alien on Earth. While investigating a series of unregistered close encounters, the MIB agents uncover the deadly plot of an intergalactic terrorist who is on a mission to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies currently in residence in New York City.

Two wisecracking Miami cops are forced to swap identities in order to track down $100 million worth of heroin stolen from the police. Their only lead is a young woman who can identify the culprits, but when they track her down, she mistakes one of the cops for his partner, forcing the pair into a bizarre and chaotic life swap.

In an attempt to avenge the violent death of his parents, Bruce Wayne fights to rid the city of crime and in particular, his nemesis the Joker. However, his defences come down when an attractive journalist tries to track down the truth behind sightings of a huge bat-like figure in the sky.

After Selina Kyle sees more than she should in her boss's office, she has an `accident', falling from the top floor of the building to the street below. Awoken by the licking of cats, she is surprised to find herself still very much alive. She vows to take revenge on her boss and becomes a female avenger, defending women under attack and providing assistance to Batman's efforts to keep the streets of Gotham safe.

DA Harvey Dent and vengeful scientist The Riddler plan to take down Batman, as Dent wrongly believes that it is Batman's fault he was disfigured, and the scientist is angry with Bruce Wayne for rejecting his experiments. The Gotham City superhero is going to need his new partner, boy wonder Robin, but will he be able to cope with the distraction of sexy doctor Chase Meridian?

Batman battles super-villain Mr Freeze and seductive eco-terrorist Poison Ivy. With Freeze planning a permanent winter, faithful butler Alfred falling to a mysterious illness, and Ivy coming between the caped crusader and Robin, teaming up with Batgirl is the crime-fighting duo's only chance of saving the day.

A scientifically miniaturised marine unexpectedly finds himself floating around the body of a hypochondriac, and trying to outwit saboteurs who want the device that shrank him. Attempts by his colleagues to retrieve the little man - protected inside a tiny submersible - are hampered by the would-be thieves.

A teenage video-game whiz is recruited as an interstellar fighter pilot by an emissary from a league of planets.

The Cinema List spotlights trailblazing British women directors, from `Mamma Mia!' to `Promising Young Woman', celebrating female filmmaking talent.

Visually arresting thriller about a researcher who uses a mentally disabled gardener for ill-advised experiments in inducing mental development through virtual reality simulations. At first, the simulations seem to enhance the lawnmower man's mental powers, but then the experiment goes haywire. Based on a short story by Stephen King.

An international hit man and quick change artist is hired by a secret organisation to assassinate Charles de Gaulle.

Soviet and American forces give chase when the captain of a Soviet nuclear submarine sets a course for the Maine coast.

A bookish library clerk working for a CIA front is hunted after he stumbles across a covert intelligence operation. Returning from lunch, he finds the entire office massacred. Using his codename Condor, he contacts the CIA, but when an agent tries to kill him, he kidnaps a stranger off the street to ensure his survival and attempts to turn the tables on those who want him dead.

An international hit man and quick change artist is hired by a secret organisation to assassinate Charles de Gaulle.

DA Harvey Dent and vengeful scientist The Riddler plan to take down Batman, as Dent wrongly believes that it is Batman's fault he was disfigured, and the scientist is angry with Bruce Wayne for rejecting his experiments. The Gotham City superhero is going to need his new partner, boy wonder Robin, but will he be able to cope with the distraction of sexy doctor Chase Meridian?

Batman battles super-villain Mr Freeze and seductive eco-terrorist Poison Ivy. With Freeze planning a permanent winter, faithful butler Alfred falling to a mysterious illness, and Ivy coming between the caped crusader and Robin, teaming up with Batgirl is the crime-fighting duo's only chance of saving the day.

The curse of an ancient mummy protects buried treasure in the Egyptian desert. An American mercenary who knows of the secret location is rescued from a Cairo prison by an English historian and her brother, and together they set off on a hunt. Along the way, the trio encounter flesh-eating scarab beetles, killer sandstorms, and reincarnated demons.

Weather scientists Jo and Bill put marital problems aside to track a slew of devastating tornadoes raging through Oklahoma and stay one step ahead of their better-equipped but arrogant rivals. They have to get to the tornado first to be able to test a radical new device, by inserting it directly into the heart of the storm.

A middle-aged man reaches breaking point while gridlocked in Los Angeles traffic on a sweltering day. He abandons his car and embarks on a violent spree across town, increasing his arsenal of weapons after each confrontation. A detective who is working his last day with the LAPD before retiring begins receiving reports of the various incidents - and eventually realises that one man links them all.

Soviet and American forces give chase when the captain of a Soviet nuclear submarine sets a course for the Maine coast.

Previews of the great films now playing on Sky Cinema, plus other highlights showing on Sky.

A bookish library clerk working for a CIA front is hunted after he stumbles across a covert intelligence operation. Returning from lunch, he finds the entire office massacred. Using his codename Condor, he contacts the CIA, but when an agent tries to kill him, he kidnaps a stranger off the street to ensure his survival and attempts to turn the tables on those who want him dead.

An alcoholic millionaire is threatened with losing his inheritance if he does not marry the girl of his parents' choosing. Despite his dislike for his prospective bride, he bows to the inevitable only to meet a light-fingered waitress who steals his heart. John Gielgud won an Oscar for his role as Arthur's loyal but outspoken valet.

Bart, a black railroad worker is appointed sheriff of a town marked for destruction by Hedley Lamarr, a scheming politician. As Lamarr tries to drive out the town's residents, Bart decides to stand in his way.

A gadget salesman is looking for a special gift for his son and finds one at a store in Chinatown. The shopkeeper is reluctant to sell him the 'mogwai' but sells it to him with the warning to never expose him to bright light, water, or to feed him after midnight. All of this happens and the result is a gang of gremlins that decide to tear up the town on Christmas Eve.

Six years after defeating the Gremlins, Billy and Kate have grown up and moved to New York. However, Billy stumbles across Gizmo in a genetics lab and when he gets wet, all hell breaks loose, and the stage is set for more deliciously bad taste humour.

The curse of an ancient mummy protects buried treasure in the Egyptian desert. An American mercenary who knows of the secret location is rescued from a Cairo prison by an English historian and her brother, and together they set off on a hunt. Along the way, the trio encounter flesh-eating scarab beetles, killer sandstorms, and reincarnated demons.

Weather scientists Jo and Bill put marital problems aside to track a slew of devastating tornadoes raging through Oklahoma and stay one step ahead of their better-equipped but arrogant rivals. They have to get to the tornado first to be able to test a radical new device, by inserting it directly into the heart of the storm.

A thirtysomething slacker attempts to inject some stability into his life by adopting an impressionable five-year-old.

When one-time rock hopeful Robbie is jilted at the altar, he vents his bitterness in song, even when singing at other people's weddings. Only true love can redeem the broken-hearted songster but fortunately, he's about to meet a woman who will spin him right round (like a record).

Believing it essential before they go to college, four teenage boys vow to lose their virginity and enter into a pact, each attempting to be the first to do the deed as their efforts are met with varying levels of success and failure.

A gadget salesman is looking for a special gift for his son and finds one at a store in Chinatown. The shopkeeper is reluctant to sell him the 'mogwai' but sells it to him with the warning to never expose him to bright light, water, or to feed him after midnight. All of this happens and the result is a gang of gremlins that decide to tear up the town on Christmas Eve.

Six years after defeating the Gremlins, Billy and Kate have grown up and moved to New York. However, Billy stumbles across Gizmo in a genetics lab and when he gets wet, all hell breaks loose, and the stage is set for more deliciously bad taste humour.

Bart, a black railroad worker is appointed sheriff of a town marked for destruction by Hedley Lamarr, a scheming politician. As Lamarr tries to drive out the town's residents, Bart decides to stand in his way.

An alcoholic millionaire is threatened with losing his inheritance if he does not marry the girl of his parents' choosing. Despite his dislike for his prospective bride, he bows to the inevitable only to meet a light-fingered waitress who steals his heart. John Gielgud won an Oscar for his role as Arthur's loyal but outspoken valet.

A teen suffers the pain of adolescence as she longs for Mr Right while fending off the advances of the class clown.

Billy is the son of hotel chain magnate Brian Madison and expects to inherit the family fortune, but he's shocked when his father stipulates he won't unless he passes 12th grade in just 24 weeks. It will be tough, since he never passed 1st grade. Determined to prove his father wrong, Billy enrols at school.

Shirley is a Liverpudlian housewife stuck in a loveless marriage. One day she finds herself talking to the wall, and decides to make some changes in her life. Flying off to the Greek island of Mykonos on her own, she is gently romanced by middle-aged waiter Costas.

A teen suffers the pain of adolescence as she longs for Mr Right while fending off the advances of the class clown.

A thirtysomething slacker attempts to inject some stability into his life by adopting an impressionable five-year-old.

Believing it essential before they go to college, four teenage boys vow to lose their virginity and enter into a pact, each attempting to be the first to do the deed as their efforts are met with varying levels of success and failure.

When one-time rock hopeful Robbie is jilted at the altar, he vents his bitterness in song, even when singing at other people's weddings. Only true love can redeem the broken-hearted songster but fortunately, he's about to meet a woman who will spin him right round (like a record).

A fast-talking cop trails his best friend's killer from the alleys of Detroit to the posh galleries of Beverly Hills.

The hard-nosed Detroit cop from the original film returns to Los Angeles to help solve another case. This time he must direct his efforts towards unravelling the Alphabet Crimes, a series of robberies committed by leather-jacketed punks. The investigation puts him on the trail of an illegal arms dealer and his hit lady.

Axel Foley and his Beverly Hills buddies investigate criminal activities at a Southern California amusement park.

A normally well-behaved teenager goes wild while his parents are out of town. In charge at his parents' smart house, the 17-year-old sees the chance to make a fast buck when the prostitute, on the run from a scary pimp, appears at his door. He takes her in, and, following his school's entrepreneurial teachings, lets her turn the house into a brothel.

An unconventional sleuth attempts to find a football team's stolen mascot dolphin. The Miami Dolphins are aghast when their beloved Snowflake is abducted one week before the all-important Super Bowl, so they call in Ace Ventura, a private eye who uses unorthodox methods to retrieve missing animals.

Billy is the son of hotel chain magnate Brian Madison and expects to inherit the family fortune, but he's shocked when his father stipulates he won't unless he passes 12th grade in just 24 weeks. It will be tough, since he never passed 1st grade. Determined to prove his father wrong, Billy enrols at school.

Previews of the great films now playing on Sky Cinema, plus other highlights showing on Sky.

Shirley is a Liverpudlian housewife stuck in a loveless marriage. One day she finds herself talking to the wall, and decides to make some changes in her life. Flying off to the Greek island of Mykonos on her own, she is gently romanced by middle-aged waiter Costas.

After his release from prison, Jake reunites with his brother, Elwood - collectively known as the `Blues Brothers'. Jake's first task is to save the orphanage the brothers grew up in from closing, by raising 5000 dollars to pay back taxes. The two are convinced they can earn the money by getting their old band back together. However, after playing several gigs and making a few enemies, including the police, the brothers face daunting odds to deliver the money on time.

The entire town is watching with bated breath as one of their own is up for an Oscar. They get more than they bargain for when he outs his high-school English teacher, who then has to prove to everyone, especially his fiancée, that he's straight. The press turn up and one reporter in particular is making life very difficult.

A social worker who specialises in missing children is recruited to rescue a mystical Tibetan child from evil forces.

A group of good-hearted but incompetent misfits enter the police academy, but the instructors there are not going to put up with their pranks.

Mahoney and friends have graduated from the Police Academy and are issued with their first assignments. As before, their cheerfulness and devotion to duty outweighs any shortcomings, but are they ready to do battle with a band of graffiti daubing terrorists?

Slapstick farce with the incompetent cops as they set about saving their beloved academy from closure. Cutbacks mean that only one of the two police training schools can stay open, so Commandant Lassard appeals to the motley crew of graduates to come and train new recruits. However, the rival academy intends to sabotage their plans by cutting their training time down to a minimum.

Epic tale in which an intrepid archaeologist tries to beat a band of Nazis to a unique religious relic which is central to their plans for world domination. Battling against a snake phobia and a vengeful ex-girlfriend, Indiana Jones is in constant peril, making hair's-breadth escapes at every turn in this celebration of the innocent adventure movies of an earlier era.

Adventure sequel. Intrepid archaeologist Indiana Jones, on the trail of fortune and glory in Old Shanghai, is ricocheted into a dangerous adventure in India. With his faithful companion Short Round and nightclub singer Willie Scott, Indie goes in search of the magical Sankara stone, and uncovers an ancient evil which threatens all who come into contact with it.

The intrepid explorer Indiana Jones sets out to rescue his father, a medievalist who has vanished while searching for the Holy Grail. Following clues in the old man's notebook, Indy arrives in Venice, where he enlists the help of a beautiful academic, but they are not the only ones who are on the trail, and some sinister old enemies soon come out of the woodwork.

When a family's pet cat is killed, they manage to resurrect the animal by placing it in an Indian burial ground which is believed to revive the dead. However, in doing so, they create a monster.

When reporter Daniel Malloy's curiosity leads him to interview the mysterious Louis De Pointe Du Lac, the last thing he expects is to find himself talking to a vampire. Once a plantation owner in Louisiana, Louis tells his life story, recalling how becoming a widower led him down a path to immortality and a conflict with the vampire Lestat, who made him what he is.

Previews of the great films now playing on Sky Cinema, plus other highlights showing on Sky.

Bug-eyed martians in flying saucers descend on unsuspecting Planet Earth to wreak untold havoc, as they kidnap a chat-show host and a scientist for evil experiments and blow up famous monuments around the world. Who can protect our defenceless world from raygun-toting aliens?

A conflicted Navy pilot and veteran of the Second World War questions the role he is forced to play when he is called back into service for the Korean War.

A man's neutrality during the American Civil War is tested by his daughter's marriage and his son's capture by Union forces.

Violence has been outlawed in the politically correct regime of 2032, and the only weapons in existence are consigned to a museum, but when an escaped psychopath heads straight for the museum, the authorities decide the only effective recourse they have is to thaw out a violent, cryogenically frozen cop.

Epic tale in which an intrepid archaeologist tries to beat a band of Nazis to a unique religious relic which is central to their plans for world domination. Battling against a snake phobia and a vengeful ex-girlfriend, Indiana Jones is in constant peril, making hair's-breadth escapes at every turn in this celebration of the innocent adventure movies of an earlier era.

Adventure sequel. Intrepid archaeologist Indiana Jones, on the trail of fortune and glory in Old Shanghai, is ricocheted into a dangerous adventure in India. With his faithful companion Short Round and nightclub singer Willie Scott, Indie goes in search of the magical Sankara stone, and uncovers an ancient evil which threatens all who come into contact with it.

The intrepid explorer Indiana Jones sets out to rescue his father, a medievalist who has vanished while searching for the Holy Grail. Following clues in the old man's notebook, Indy arrives in Venice, where he enlists the help of a beautiful academic, but they are not the only ones who are on the trail, and some sinister old enemies soon come out of the woodwork.

Hard-boiled incompetent cop Frank Drebin must stop the evil Vincent Ludwig from completing his diabolical plan of killing Elizabeth II.

Lt Frank Drebin returns for more madcap high jinks in this police-procedural spoof. Powerful energy corporations are intent on putting a halt to the eco-friendly plans of Dr Albert S. Meinheimer, the new US energy czar. They scheme to replace Meinheimer with an imposter who will do their bidding. Unfortunately for them, Drebin gets tangled up with their plans while trying to steal back his ex from her slimy new beau.

Clueless cop Frank Drebin is hauled out of retirement to save the upcoming Oscars ceremony from a bunch of mad bombers.

An amnesiac schoolteacher discovers she was formerly a government assassin when she hires a low-rent private eye to help fill the gaps in her memory. Together, they go on the run in a race against the clock to stop her former taskmasters from putting a heinous plan into action, before they can silence her for good.