Teleshopping.

Tim and Sasha turn their front steps into a stunning feature for the wedding season. Can Nick and Nicole finish their new dining room in time for their son's first birthday party? (S5 Ep12).

Mum and daughter Maria and Jess look for their dream holiday home on Portugal's Silver Coast for £130k. Will any of Ben Hillman's options be right up their street.

Music lovers Natasha and Tim hope to find the perfect holiday home in and around Lucca. Will an apartment oozing with character or a splendid semi-detached house hit the high note.

Cumbria. Hotel duty manager Andrew welcomes his guests to a hotel-themed night, with 'five-star' food including 'early reservation fishcakes' and a 'do not disturb truffle'. (Ep1/5).

Cumbria. On the second day of the competition, cocky fitness fanatic Jonny plans a meaty menu. And his guests get to see more of him than they bargained for. (Ep2/5).

Cumbria. Sheepdog trainer Katy divides opinion with her prawns cooked on an open fire and her potent home-made horseradish sauce. But her shepherding demonstration is a hit. (Ep3/5).

Cumbria. Holly shows her love of her county by serving Cumbrian scallops and chorizo followed by Cumberland sausage. But her Penrith fudge pudding is too much for some. (Ep4/5).

Cumbria. On the final night of the competition, estate agent Wendy organises a Friday night disco with some surprises for her guests. (Ep5/5).

Married couple Mo and Anthony are looking for a holiday apartment with sea views in Torremolinos on Spain's Costa del Sol. Laura Hamilton shows them what their £130k budget can buy.

Are They Now?: Have British craft brewers managed to crack the Portuguese beer market? And are a couple of hair stylists still making the cut in Benidorm? (S5 Ep5).

The heat is on as Terry and Ashley take out floorboards to fit a fireplace. And will Krys and Tim's final pool renovations go swimmingly? (S5 Ep15).

Samantha and her dad Simon search for Samantha's dream holiday home in Estepona, for £180k. Will any of the places Lee Juggurnauth shows them be the one.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer take on the fast-moving West Midlands property market as they search for family homes for two couples with very specific needs. (S33 Ep2).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Actor Jodie Whittaker, singer Paloma Faith, comedian Munya Chawawa and TV personality Spencer Matthews make cake pops and recreate Prue and Paul in biscuit form.

Aldi vs Lidl: Denise van Outen takes a middle-aisle meander to reveal the secret ploys behind Aldi and Lidl's rivalry - from wine and wagyu beef to special offers and loyalty prizes. (Ep2).

Roofer Simon is critically injured from a two-storey fall onto concrete. While 97-year-old Doris is in Resus with a fast heart rate, Evelyn's burnt her finger on a cheese stick. (S34 Ep10).

At Royal Blackburn Hospital, the critical list team juggle urgent life or death cases. Repeat patient Tazeen has needles stuck in his neck and an 11-year-old could lose a testicle. (Ep 1).

The team work against the clock to get Guy's latest superhome across the finish line. And there's a lavish birthday celebration to organise at Guy's villa in the south of France. (S2 Ep4/4).

DIY queen Stacey Solomon helps homeowners salvage their half-built homes. Can she work her magic on Erick and Caroline's extension to bring their 'Japandi' vision back to life? (Ep1/6).

To get onto the property ladder, best mates Brad and Billy have bought a run-down house in Coventry together. Scarlette and Stuart help them turn it into a home. (S3 Ep3).

To finally call their chapel home, Keith and Marj need a bedroom! Marj gilds a vintage mirror and Keith takes on storage solutions, before they enjoy a Welsh love spoon workshop. (S2 Ep4/4).

Best pals David Baddiel and Hugh Dennis bike through France, starting in the beautiful seaside resort of Arcachon, before heading to Bordeaux and the Garonne canal. (Ep1/4).

Desiree Burch joins Joe Lycett for some snow-filled shenanigans in Lapland, where they have a crack at ice fishing and get carried away on a sleigh-ride. (S12 Ep2/5).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Stephanie adds a touch of glamour to one of the busiest parts of her home. Belinda and Lee have a leaking roof. and a looming wedding. Jane and Rory move into their new château. (S5 Ep13).

Jasmine Harman helps Leigh from Kent look for a holiday home on stunning Tenerife. With a £300k budget, and the help of her nephew Sammy, can they find the one.

Samantha and her dad Simon search for Samantha's dream holiday home in Estepona, for £180k. Will any of the places Lee Juggurnauth shows them be the one.

Northampton. Sports enthusiast James serves up a French and Italian feast. His soup confuses his guests, who discover that there's more to James than meets the eye. (Ep1/5).

Northampton. Glamorous Donna spends nearly as much time fixing her make-up as she does cooking her cosy comfort food, on a night when a secret stash reveals the host's hidden side. (Ep2/5).

Northampton. Part-time actor Caroline takes the spotlight with a travel-inspired menu. But the night gets off to a shaky start when Donna finds a hair in her salad. (Ep3/5).

Northampton. Party-loving Barb hopes to impress her guests with an Australian menu. But Barb, Donna and Caroline all end up in tears. (Ep4/5).

Northampton. Businessman and keen cricketer Duncan plans to 'sell' his evening to his 'customers'. But how will his spicy reindeer curry go down with his guests? (Ep5/5).

Joe and Kirsty want to swap their Hampshire house for a forever home in the warmer climes of inland Valencia in Spain. Can Jean Johansson deliver their dream place for £280,000.

Are They Now?: Jo and Ed sink their savings into relocating their Spanish scuba diving business. In France, alpaca farmers Will and Sophie feel the financial pressure. (S5 Ep6).

Can Janet and Phillip meet the tall order of finishing their tower suite kitchen? Anna and Edward branch out. Alison and Zion are days away from their first wedding. (S5 Ep16).

Ben Hillman helps Shirley and Martyn look for a holiday home with traditional French features in their favourite village of Monpazier. Can they find their perfect place for £285k.

Phil Spencer catches up with couples whose property searches took some surprise turns, from Essex to Aberdeen, and a two-year hunt in the Tyne Valley with an unexpected twist. (S32 Ep5).

George follows the build of a life-changing camper van for a family and a deliciously clever cupcake-inspired build. Plus: Portugal's thinnest house squeezed between two churches. (S13 Ep5).

Hurricane the husky meets excitable lurcher Peaches. And live-wire Jack Russell Rosie chases butterflies, cats, and now 10-year-old Mitchell. Is her need for speed a bit too much? (S4 Ep7).

From Susie Dent to Miquita Oliver and Bez, what do our top celebs think of Cocaine Bear, Glastonbury and much more? Oh, and Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston and Antiques Roadshow. (S5 Ep3).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Actor Jodie Whittaker, singer Paloma Faith, comedian Munya Chawawa and TV personality Spencer Matthews make cake pops and recreate Prue and Paul in biscuit form.

Jimmy Carr presents as Sarah Millican and Josh Widdicombe take on Alan Carr and Thanyia Moore. The Delightful Sausage join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S27 Ep1).

BAFTA-winning documentary about the hugely talented Brazilian F1 driver Ayrton Senna, who died in a tragic crash at the age of 34 after winning three world titles.

At Royal Blackburn Hospital, the critical list team juggle urgent life or death cases. Repeat patient Tazeen has needles stuck in his neck and an 11-year-old could lose a testicle. (Ep 1).

The paramedics help a child who's having an asthma attack, a young woman who has multiple sclerosis and is in severe pain, and a man with bowel cancer who's struggling to breathe. (S10 Ep4).

Gaza Weddings: Love Under Fire: In Gaza, young couples are getting married amid the mass destruction. Unreported World follows two couples making plans and rebuilding their lives.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Tim and Krys make a splash with their pool renovation. Will Paul get crucial measurements right? Lee's broken his foot just as the first bride and groom of the season are due. (S5 Ep14).

Best friends Tracey and Fran are pooling their finances to buy a holiday home together on the east coast of Fuerteventura. Can Danni Menzies find the perfect place for their £250k budget.

Ben Hillman helps Shirley and Martyn look for a holiday home with traditional French features in their favourite village of Monpazier. Can they find their perfect place for £285k.

Perth. First aid manager Jacqui plans a hearty menu of pâté, venison, sticky toffee pudding and a bit of banter. But there's sniping and insults between the guests. (Ep1/5).

Perth. Aspiring actor Daniel puts his twist on a traditional Scottish menu, with spaghetti 'hagginaise' and Irn-Bru ice cream. But feisty Jenna can't hide her dislike of the host. (Ep2/5).

Perth. Basque-born Lorea showcases the food of her homeland. But with tensions still simmering, is it a good idea to get her guests to draw portraits of each other? (Ep3/5).

Perth. Jenna plans a night of perfection, but her decision to cover her floor in plastic confuses her guests, and there's yet more drama between her and Daniel. (Ep4/5).

Perth. New Zealand-born Craig hopes that his lobster and wild boar will blow his rivals out of the water. But the brewing tension threatens to boil over. (Ep5/5).

Mark and Loretta look for their dream holiday home near Estepona on Spain's Costa del Sol, for their budget of £200,000. Can Craig Rowe find their perfect place.

Are They Now?: Anthony and Ian swap an established B&B in France for a building site in Spain. And has bike tour operator Cliff kept his business motoring on as a lone rider? (S5 Ep7).

It's Alison and Zion's wedding day - will it all go without a hitch? Plus: Donna and Paul are keen to move into their gîte, but ceilings would be useful. (S5 Ep17).

Fiona and Andy look for a dream holiday home in the sun-kissed town of Mojácar for their £210k budget. Will a beachfront bolthole with not one but four pools be the perfect place for them.

We revisit Shane, who dreamt of a new life on the north Kent coast, and Indu and Jason, who wanted a family home with potential in Guildford. Did they get what they wished for? (S36 Ep5).

Does good architecture have the power to heal? Kevin revisits Elinor and Born, who in 2017 built a clean-aired, hypoallergenic house, motivated by the extreme allergies of their two boys.

To finally call their chapel home, Keith and Marj need a bedroom! Marj gilds a vintage mirror and Keith takes on storage solutions, before they enjoy a Welsh love spoon workshop. (S2 Ep4/4).

Claudia Winkleman, Mika and Jon Batiste continue their search for amazing amateur pianists in Brighton station, where they hear some boogie-woogie and a song about a tapeworm. (S3 Ep2).

From speeding, and a gangland murder to fighting against a defendant's deportation - the defence barristers face courtroom battles with life-changing consequences. (Ep2).

From Susie Dent to Miquita Oliver and Bez, what do our top celebs think of Cocaine Bear, Glastonbury and much more? Oh, and Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston and Antiques Roadshow. (S5 Ep3).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep10).

Leah faces a tough decision as she chooses between American lover Chad and her UK fling. Matt and Maria receive some devastating news. can Matt save their relationship? (Ep6/6).

Jimmy Carr presents as Sarah Millican and Josh Widdicombe take on Alan Carr and Thanyia Moore. The Delightful Sausage join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S27 Ep1).

Aldi vs Lidl: Denise van Outen takes a middle-aisle meander to reveal the secret ploys behind Aldi and Lidl's rivalry - from wine and wagyu beef to special offers and loyalty prizes. (Ep2).

An insight into one of the world's largest luxury estate agencies, UK Sotheby's International Realty. The brokers view a 40-acre mega mansion for a millionaire client.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

The heat is on as Terry and Ashley take out floorboards to fit a fireplace. And will Krys and Tim's final pool renovations go swimmingly? (S5 Ep15).

On Portugal's beautiful Costa da Caparica, Laura Hamilton helps Caron and Ivo hunt for a holiday home that might become permanent. Can they find space for Ivo's bikes and Caron's clothes.

Fiona and Andy look for a dream holiday home in the sun-kissed town of Mojácar for their £210k budget. Will a beachfront bolthole with not one but four pools be the perfect place for them.

Weston-super-Mare. Zumba teacher Amanda plans a locally sourced Somerset menu, including pork in cider. But the friendly banter nosedives when Harry tries to guess everyone's ages. (Ep1/5).

Weston-super-Mare. Rugby-mad Harry hopes to impress his guests with Hungarian grub, including beef in hunter's sauce. But Nancy is out for revenge after Harry overestimated her age. (Ep2/5).

Weston-super-Mare. Drama teacher Nancy throws an Austrian-themed party with Wiener schnitzel, venison stew and a lesson in yodelling. (Ep3/5).

Weston-super-Mare. Farm estate manager Chris hosts an evening based on his love of all things African, with savoury doughnuts, deep-fried beef, an exotic dessert and dancing. (Ep4/5).

Weston-super-Mare. Tracy plans a black-tie-and-ballgowns evening and gives her guests a dance lesson. But can she cook her steak to their liking? (Ep5/5).

Jo and Graham look for their dream holiday home in Mar Menor, Europe's largest coastal lagoon, on Spain's Costa Blanca. Jasmine Harman shows them impressive properties for their £70k.

Are They Now?: Crazy golf course operators Willie and Paul take a swing at a new idea in Spain. And are gîte owners Lesley and Bernard living the quiet life that they hoped for? (S5 Ep8).

Jane and Rory are stumped by a large tree close to overhead cables. Sharon and Tim dig deep as they prepare for the arrival of a swimming pool. (S5 Ep18).

Claire and her daughter Judy take in the Cretan charm of Chania in their search for a dream holiday home. Will a 19th-century character-oozing house grab them.

We catch up with two couples who hoped to settle in York. Kirstie helped Tom and Timna, who had a baby on the way, while Phil took Kirsty and Rich outside their comfort zone. (S32 Ep6).

Stuart and Scarlette help Carl and Lynn who've bought a bungalow in Leeds. But can they turn it around quick enough to fulfil their hope of being mortgage-free for retirement? (S3 Ep4).

George follows the build of a life-changing camper van for a family and a deliciously clever cupcake-inspired build. Plus: Portugal's thinnest house squeezed between two churches. (S13 Ep5).

Does good architecture have the power to heal? Kevin revisits Elinor and Born, who in 2017 built a clean-aired, hypoallergenic house, motivated by the extreme allergies of their two boys.

Luxury property developer Guy Phoenix embarks on his riskiest build yet: transforming a £16m apartment in Monaco into an opulent superhome. But things go wrong from the get-go. (Ep1/2).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep11).

From Susie Dent to Miquita Oliver and Bez, what do our top celebs think of Cocaine Bear, Glastonbury and much more? Oh, and Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston and Antiques Roadshow. (S5 Ep3).

Hilarious highlights from the comedy quiz show, with Kevin Bridges, Miranda Hart, Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Micky Flanagan, Ruth Jones, Big Narstie, Rob Beckett, Judi Love and more. (Ep4/4).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Actor Jodie Whittaker, singer Paloma Faith, comedian Munya Chawawa and TV personality Spencer Matthews make cake pops and recreate Prue and Paul in biscuit form.

Big Deal: Natalie's sent to sniff out the real deal when it comes to dupe perfumes. And are robot vacuums, massage guns and vegetable choppers really worth the hype? (Ep4/4).

Desiree Burch joins Joe Lycett for some snow-filled shenanigans in Lapland, where they have a crack at ice fishing and get carried away on a sleigh-ride. (S12 Ep2/5).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Family comedy. Jim Carrey stars as a work-obsessed New York property developer whose life is turned upside down when he receives a crate containing six live penguins.

Family fantasy comedy-adventure starring Jim Broadbent and Celia Imrie. A family of miniscule people live beneath the floorboards of a regular-sized family's house.

Newly-weds Des and Julie look for their dream home in the Spanish town of Oliva in Valencia to enjoy with their big extended family. Can Ben Hillman find them the perfect place for £105k.

Are They Now?: Jo and Ed sink their savings into relocating their Spanish scuba diving business. In France, alpaca farmers Will and Sophie feel the financial pressure. (S5 Ep6).

Are They Now?: Anthony and Ian swap an established B&B in France for a building site in Spain. And has bike tour operator Cliff kept his business motoring on as a lone rider? (S5 Ep7).

Are They Now?: Crazy golf course operators Willie and Paul take a swing at a new idea in Spain. And are gîte owners Lesley and Bernard living the quiet life that they hoped for? (S5 Ep8).

Are They Now?: Can organic farmer Ralph's new business bring home the bacon in Italy? In France, freak weather derails Kimmie and Matt's gîte-building project. (S5 Ep9).

Are They Now?: In Spain, yoga teacher Tessa risks everything to start hosting weddings, and in Portugal, restaurateurs Romain and Ana reap the rewards of their hard work. (S5 Ep10).

Fiona and Andy look for a dream holiday home in the sun-kissed town of Mojácar for their £210k budget. Will a beachfront bolthole with not one but four pools be the perfect place for them.

Claire and her daughter Judy take in the Cretan charm of Chania in their search for a dream holiday home. Will a 19th-century character-oozing house grab them.

Does good architecture have the power to heal? Kevin revisits Elinor and Born, who in 2017 built a clean-aired, hypoallergenic house, motivated by the extreme allergies of their two boys.

Da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da, DOOF! Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Dan Tiernan take on Richard Ayoade and Katherine Ryan. With John Kearns. (S26 Ep1).

Hilarious highlights from the comedy quiz show, with Kevin Bridges, Miranda Hart, Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Micky Flanagan, Ruth Jones, Big Narstie, Rob Beckett, Judi Love and more. (Ep4/4).

Leah faces a tough decision as she chooses between American lover Chad and her UK fling. Matt and Maria receive some devastating news. can Matt save their relationship? (Ep6/6).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep11).

From Susie Dent to Miquita Oliver and Bez, what do our top celebs think of Cocaine Bear, Glastonbury and much more? Oh, and Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston and Antiques Roadshow. (S5 Ep3).

Paramedics are called to a man with a history of strokes who's lost the ability to walk, a woman who's hit her head and a daughter whose mum has died suddenly. (S9 Ep7/10).

At Royal Blackburn Hospital, the critical list team juggle urgent life-or-death cases. Repeat patient Tazeen has needles stuck in his neck and an 11-year-old could lose a testicle. (Ep1).

Lancashire. Dry-cleaning manager Valerie plans a local menu with a twist, including 'deconstructing' her lamb hotpot and adding Burnley's favourite liqueur to her trifle. (Ep1/5).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

In Lancashire, Steve and Georgia whet their guests' appetites with water skiing and a boozy breakfast. But the price of a pint causes some confusion.

Sarah and Sarah host at their North Yorkshire glampsite, Lahtle Wood Glamping. After a visit to an air raid shelter, one B&Ber drops some truth bombs about what he really thinks.

The week's third visit is to Joe's Grade II listed Cley Hall Hotel in Lincolnshire. A noisy night drives one guest to distraction, while others get a little too hot under the collar.

At Paul and Debbie's Bumble Barn Luxury B&B in Norfolk, pro chef Paul is determined to impress with his breakfast. But feedback from one guest sets him on the warpath.

It's payment day. Time for backstabbing, blazing barneys, explosive confrontations and. little pink envelopes with cash in them. Who'll win the week.

The week begins at newbie B&Bers Nick and Tim's place in Milton Keynes, where secrets are revealed on a visit to the home of World War II code breakers.

The B&Bers are in Wiltshire at Iain and Tayla's hotel for the week's second visit, where an intimacy exercise over drinks leaves Tayla in an awkward position.

In the New Forest, Francesca and Maurizio's green approach to hosting is put to the test. And the B&Bers are divided by a tree hugging trip.

Karl and Rohini host the week's final visit at their unusual accommodation in Kent, complete with an indoor beach. But not everyone is a fan.

It's payment day. All the usual cleanliness concerns and facilities faults are on the agenda - as well as some unsavoury comments about hosting styles. But who's won.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer take on the fast-moving West Midlands property market as they search for family homes for two couples with very specific needs. (S33 Ep2).

We catch up with two couples who hoped to settle in York. Kirstie helped Tom and Timna, who had a baby on the way, while Phil took Kirsty and Rich outside their comfort zone. (S32 Ep6).

Best friends Tracey and Fran are pooling their finances to buy a holiday home together on the east coast of Fuerteventura. Can Danni Menzies find the perfect place for their £250k budget.

Vicky and Tom are retiring early and moving permanently to the coastal town of Lagos on Portugal's Algarve. Can Laura Hamilton find their perfect place for £235k.

Paula and Phil scour the pretty coastal resort of La Duquesa to find a holiday home for their £200k. Can a duplex built into the hills or a house that feels like home steal their hearts.

Julie and Amanda want a holiday home where they can unwind and relax in Lot et Garonne. Will a riverside townhouse or characterful stone house with land aplenty have the 'je ne sais quoi.

American bulldog 'Buddy the clown' throws his weight around with Katie and James. Terrier Tiddles has a makeover. And does Jacks the Jack Russell have small dog syndrome? (S4 Ep4).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep11).

Jason Statham reunites with director Guy Ritchie to give it both barrels as a mysterious hardman working for a money truck firm that keeps getting hit. But is he an inside man.

Brian De Palma's crime thriller with Al Pacino. An ex-con, fresh out of jail, flamboyantly declares his plan to go straight. But his criminal past just won't let him go.

David Baddiel and Hugh Dennis explore the majestic Canal de Garonne and discover the only Rembrandt not in a museum, before heading through Moissac into Toulouse. (Ep2/4).

Lancashire. Will dance teacher Nicky's American pie impress her American guest, Peggy? And joker Steve brings his own brand of humour to the table. (Ep2/5).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Can Janet and Phillip meet the tall order of finishing their tower suite kitchen? Anna and Edward branch out. Alison and Zion are days away from their first wedding. (S5 Ep16).

Vicky and Tom are retiring early and moving permanently to the coastal town of Lagos on Portugal's Algarve. Can Laura Hamilton find their perfect place for £235k.

Claire and her daughter Judy take in the Cretan charm of Chania in their search for a dream holiday home. Will a 19th-century character-oozing house grab them.

Llanelli. House-proud Charlotte plans a menu that reflects her personality and a rugby choir performance in her living room. (Ep1/5).

Llanelli. Electrician and bachelor Steve serves soup, lasagne and homemade wine, on a lively night featuring a shocking revelation. (Ep2/5).

Llanelli. Occupational nurse Christine serves up a menu of family favourites and a rock band performance. But then Ainsley tells Christine that she looks like one of her exes. (Ep3/5).

Llanelli. Retired French teacher Meic plans an authentic French menu. But what will he make of Charlotte turning up wearing an onion necklace? (Ep4/5).

Llanelli. Teaching assistant Ainsley hosts with an authentic Russian theme. Can her vodka-infused pavlova and some Russian dancing compensate for the cantankerous mood at the table? (Ep5/5).

Christine and Howard have decided to fulfil their dream of buying a place in the historic town of Mojácar in Spain's Almería region. Can Lee Juggurnauth find the perfect place for £50k.

Are They Now?: Can organic farmer Ralph's new business bring home the bacon in Italy? In France, freak weather derails Kimmie and Matt's gîte-building project. (S5 Ep9).

Chris and Jolyon rush to complete a guest room renovation before their friends come to stay. And Paul and Debbie are feeling boxed in as they fit their turret ensuite. (S5 Ep19).

Paula and Phil scour the pretty coastal resort of La Duquesa to find a holiday home for their £200k. Can a duplex built into the hills or a house that feels like home steal their hearts.

Kirstie and Phil house-hunt in Kent with a family who lost out on their dream home, and a London family who want to be by the sea - with room for a pug, a cat and lots of bikes. (S29 Ep1/8).

Grub: The team celebrate British food. Kate finds out what's in golden syrup, John investigates beer bubbles in batter, Helen learns about Yorkshire puds and Briony's on the Scotch.

for Stand Up To Cancer: Danny Dyer, Rhod Gilbert, Leigh Francis and Yinka Bokinni make mini biscuit people and a fancy tea-time classic, and recreate their biggest failure in cake form.

On a sweltering-hot day in Sheffield, Claudia, Mika and Jon encounter a professional footballer with the sweetest voice, an unexpected trumpet, and a tune inspired by a fish. (S3 Ep3).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep10).

Paramedics are called to a man with a history of strokes who's lost the ability to walk, a woman who's hit her head and a daughter whose mum has died suddenly. (S9 Ep7/10).

Roofer Simon is critically injured from a two-storey fall onto concrete. While 97-year-old Doris is in Resus with a fast heart rate, Evelyn's burnt her finger on a cheese stick. (S34 Ep10).

Kayleigh's facial birthmark leaves her feeling unable to go out without make-up on. Ama Agyewaa's lost her hair and identity after having a baby and is desperate to get them back. (Ep3/4).

A gap in Samantha's teeth and Hugo's keloid scar have brought them to the clinic. And Sarah hopes to build her self-esteem after being left with what she sees as an unbalanced face. (Ep4/4).

Hilarious highlights from the comedy quiz show, with Kevin Bridges, Miranda Hart, Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Micky Flanagan, Ruth Jones, Big Narstie, Rob Beckett, Judi Love and more. (Ep4/4).

Lancashire. The third host, outspoken outsourcing manager Steve, has offended some of his female rivals, so he's planning a charm offensive - and a spicy menu. (Ep3/5).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

It's Alison and Zion's wedding day - will it all go without a hitch? Plus: Donna and Paul are keen to move into their gîte, but ceilings would be useful. (S5 Ep17).

Marjory's looking for a dream holiday home on the gorgeous Greek island of Aegina for all the family to enjoy. Lee Juggurnauth shows her five options for her £150k; are any of them the one.

Paula and Phil scour the pretty coastal resort of La Duquesa to find a holiday home for their £200k. Can a duplex built into the hills or a house that feels like home steal their hearts.

Lancashire. Dry-cleaning manager Valerie plans a local menu with a twist, including 'deconstructing' her lamb hotpot and adding Burnley's favourite liqueur to her trifle. (Ep1/5).

Lancashire. Will dance teacher Nicky's American pie impress her American guest, Peggy? And joker Steve brings his own brand of humour to the table. (Ep2/5).

Lancashire. The third host, outspoken outsourcing manager Steve, has offended some of his female rivals, so he's planning a charm offensive - and a spicy menu. (Ep3/5).

Lancashire. American host Peggy hopes that her Arizona-themed extravaganza will secure her the prize. But will friction in the group scupper her chances of success? (Ep4/5).

Lancashire. Sales manager Andy plans to dazzle his guests with a gastro menu of the finest locally sourced ingredients and his food expertise. (Ep5/5).

Danni Menzies helps Poppy and her dad Philip realise their dream of finding a holiday home in Andalucía for their budget of £50k, that all the family can use to enjoy the Spanish sunshine.

Are They Now?: In Spain, yoga teacher Tessa risks everything to start hosting weddings, and in Portugal, restaurateurs Romain and Ana reap the rewards of their hard work. (S5 Ep10).

Tim and Krys want to revamp their abandoned orangery, but the weather has other ideas. The Hutsons take on a huge tree that's precariously close to an ancient greenhouse. (S5 Ep20).

Julie and Amanda want a holiday home where they can unwind and relax in Lot et Garonne. Will a riverside townhouse or characterful stone house with land aplenty have the 'je ne sais quoi.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go property-hunting in Warwickshire and the West Midlands with two couples who are keen to expand their families into bigger homes. (S31 Ep2).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Danny Dyer, Rhod Gilbert, Leigh Francis and Yinka Bokinni make mini biscuit people and a fancy tea-time classic, and recreate their biggest failure in cake form.

Marks & Spencer: Denise van Outen lifts the lid on some amazing truths behind the scenes at M&S, from Dine In secrets and the power of Percy Pigs, to fashion and flowers. (Ep3).

The celebrity Goggleboxers, including Rylan and Mo Gilligan, watch MILF Manor, Under Paris, Bake Off: The Professionals, The Supervet, Countdown and The Motorway Hotel. (S6 Ep3).

Denzel Washington and Angelina Jolie star as a paralysed ex-homicide detective and a beat cop working together to track down a serial killer in Phillip Noyce's crime thriller.

Antonio Banderas stars as a stranger in a Mexican town with a guitar case full of weapons, a thirst for revenge, and the hots for Salma Hayek.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep11).

Stacey helps Jo and Darryl, whose seaside dream in Devon has turned into a nightmare. Can Stacey turn the tide and help them realise their dream of an upside-down living space? (Ep2/6).

Lancashire. American host Peggy hopes that her Arizona-themed extravaganza will secure her the prize. But will friction in the group scupper her chances of success? (Ep4/5).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Jane and Rory are stumped by a large tree close to overhead cables. Sharon and Tim dig deep as they prepare for the arrival of a swimming pool. (S5 Ep18).

Vicky and Marvin are looking for a holiday home on Spain's beautiful Mojácar coast to enjoy with their young twins, Paige and Oliver. Can Jasmine Harman find the perfect place for £250k.

Julie and Amanda want a holiday home where they can unwind and relax in Lot et Garonne. Will a riverside townhouse or characterful stone house with land aplenty have the 'je ne sais quoi.

Glasgow. Business manager Alison hopes to whisk her guests away to Thailand as she recreates the authentic Thai experience. But how good are their chopstick skills? (Ep1/5).

Glasgow. Butcher Graeme serves up a meat feast. But he gives new meaning to 'cooked to order' when he brings his butchery to the dinner table. (Ep2/5).

Glasgow. Hairdresser Michelle plans a menu of exceedingly well-appointed food, on a night when butcher Graeme discovers his feminine side with a special makeover. (Ep3/5).

Glasgow. Ballet enthusiast and hospitality student Erwin hosts a weird and wonderful evening full of shocks, surprises, animals and nakedness. (Ep4/5).

Glasgow. Final host Yvonne takes her guests on a journey of science-inspired culinary discovery, with great food, sparkling chat and a few revelations. (Ep5/5).

Frances dreams of buying a holiday home that she can enjoy with her friends and family in Spain's beautiful coastal town of Nerja. Can Danni Menzies find the perfect place for £200k.

Are They Now?: Marc and Natalia's paddleboarding business branches out into new territory. Friends Dan, Rik and Rex's dreams of owning a gin distillery are dashed. (S5 Ep11).

Tim and Krys desperately try to finish the orangery. Brothers Richard and Will hunt for a magnificent chateau. Mark and Becky get started on a boot room. (S5 Ep21).

Helen and Kevin look for their dream holiday home in and around Roquetas de Mar. Will a penthouse apartment with not one, not two, not three, but seven pools make them splash their £300k.

Kirstie and Phil help two sets of house-hunters to find homes in Glasgow. Steph and Nick need their own space, while Ranald and Marjorie want a big bungalow to retire to. (S31 Ep3).

George follows the build of an eco-cabin made from old fridges and a home created in an American school bus, before unearthing two Portuguese snake-inspired treehouses. (S13 Ep6).

American bulldog 'Buddy the clown' throws his weight around with Katie and James. Terrier Tiddles has a makeover. And does Jacks the Jack Russell have small dog syndrome? (S4 Ep4).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S25 Ep11).

On a sweltering-hot day in Sheffield, Claudia, Mika and Jon encounter a professional footballer with the sweetest voice, an unexpected trumpet, and a tune inspired by a fish. (S3 Ep3).

for Stand Up To Cancer: Danny Dyer, Rhod Gilbert, Leigh Francis and Yinka Bokinni make mini biscuit people and a fancy tea-time classic, and recreate their biggest failure in cake form.

Marks & Spencer: Denise van Outen lifts the lid on some amazing truths behind the scenes at M&S, from Dine In secrets and the power of Percy Pigs, to fashion and flowers. (Ep3).

The celebrity Goggleboxers, including Rylan and Mo Gilligan, watch MILF Manor, Under Paris, Bake Off: The Professionals, The Supervet, Countdown and The Motorway Hotel. (S6 Ep3).

Romantic drama based on Arthurian legend, starring Richard Gere, Sean Connery and Julia Ormond. Can nomadic swordsman Lancelot contain his love for King Arthur's fiancée.

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Chris and Jolyon rush to complete a guest room renovation before their friends come to stay. And Paul and Debbie are feeling boxed in as they fit their turret ensuite. (S5 Ep19).

Danni Menzies heads to the pretty medieval town of Treignac in France's Correze region, to help Alan and Joe find the perfect holiday home for their budget of £60,000.

Helen and Kevin look for their dream holiday home in and around Roquetas de Mar. Will a penthouse apartment with not one, not two, not three, but seven pools make them splash their £300k.

Derby. Wrestling promoter Dale combines his passions - wrestling and cooking - on a night featuring the 'Big Daddy of all menus' and a surprise pro wrestling match in the garden. (Ep1/5).

Derby. Business support manager Jo-Anna plans to reveal her 'princess fairytale dreamer' side with a glitz and glam dinner party including poetry, dolls' houses and ballgowns. (Ep2/5).

Derby. PR whizz Beth steps into the spotlight with a hit-and-miss Middle Eastern menu, on a night of celebrity lookalikes and cheesy chat-up lines. (Ep3/5).

Derby. Mum-of-three Ondine hosts with a Greek holiday-themed menu and some unique entertainment. But has she broken David's 'golden rule of hummus'? (Ep4/5).

Derby. Triathlete David plans a fine-dining menu, accompanied by a workout class. But his small portions leave his guests wanting more. (Ep5/5).

Lian and Dave want a holiday home in Spain's Almería Province. Ben Hillman shows them impressive properties for their £80,000 budget, but are any of them the perfect place.

Are They Now?: Can a new business plan keep fitness instructor Ali's Spanish dream alive? In France, gîte owners Lee and Zandra set their sights on expansion. (S5 Ep12).

Donna and Paul are eager to complete the first room in their water mill. Terry and Ashley's entire chateau renovation is at risk when they discover water damage and rotten beams. (S5 Ep22).

Dipti's looking for a holiday home on Spain's Costa Almería for her £130k budget. Will a sophisticated townhouse or a turn-key treat with views to die for be the perfect place.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a couple who are looking for a bigger home in Blackpool, and a sofa-surfing climber who wants to put down roots in the Lake District. (S31 Ep4).

Kevin revisits Graeme and Melanie, whose hugely ambitious Hackney haven was hampered by a basement bombshell. Have they finally got out of the red and into their modernist home.

for Stand Up To Cancer: Danny Dyer, Rhod Gilbert, Leigh Francis and Yinka Bokinni make mini biscuit people and a fancy tea-time classic, and recreate their biggest failure in cake form.

The Siege: Feature-length special telling the gripping inside story of an armed siege in a tower block, with unprecedented access to the police command suite.

Da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da, DOOF! Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Dan Tiernan take on Richard Ayoade and Katherine Ryan. With John Kearns. (S26 Ep1).

What do the Goggleboxers think of Race Across the World, The Last of Us, MAFS Aus, WrestleMania, Chess Masters: The Endgame, Love on the Spectrum and Secrets of the Penguins? (S25 Ep11).

Horror with Michael Peña, Lucy Hale and Maggie Q, inspired by the 70s TV series. Five visitors to a luxury island are promised their wildest desires - but there are conditions.

A fresh quintet of quivering comics - Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin - enter Taskmaster Greg Davies' world of misrule. (S19 Ep1/10).

Lancashire. Sales manager Andy plans to dazzle his guests with a gastro menu of the finest locally sourced ingredients and his food expertise. (Ep5/5).

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Tim and Krys want to revamp their abandoned orangery, but the weather has other ideas. The Hutsons take on a huge tree that's precariously close to an ancient greenhouse. (S5 Ep20).

Emma and Shane dream of owning a holiday home on Madeira for them, Emma's two daughters and their dog Callie to enjoy. Can Ben Hillman deliver the perfect place for their budget of £200k.

Dipti's looking for a holiday home on Spain's Costa Almería for her £130k budget. Will a sophisticated townhouse or a turn-key treat with views to die for be the perfect place.

Isle of Man. First to host is 43-year-old riding school owner Michelle, who hopes to impress with a country-themed menu of game pie and rhubarb. (Ep1/5).

Isle of Man. It's the turn of retired gardener Eva to host. With her no nonsense attitude - and menu - Eva plans to go all out to bag the £1000 prize. (Ep2/5).

Isle of Man. It's day three, and bling-tastic account manager Justine is hoping to woo her guests with a love-themed evening. Will the amorous atmosphere be enough? (Ep3/5).

Isle of Man. Bike enthusiast Richard is hoping to race into pole position with a night based on the famous TT motorbike race. (Ep4/5).

Isle of Man. Entrepreneur and The Apprentice contestant Stuart hosts the final night. Will his American menu and cheeky charm be enough to steal the prize? (Ep5/5).

Vicky and Carl have brought their retirement plans forward and are now ready to move to Spain. Jean Johansson shows them what their £70k can buy on the southern Costa Blanca.

Are They Now?: Will Richard and Eileen's outdoor wedding go without a hitch? And in the Dordogne, are ice cream makers Chris and Ariane hanging up their aprons for good? (S5 Ep13).

Preparations are underway for Stephanie and Philip's magnificent engagement party. Sharon and Tim plan to build a large pool house. Can Jon and Carmen save a smoke-damaged room? (S5 Ep23).

Tracey and Mike are renting an apartment in Portugal's historic town of Tomar, but now want a place of their own for their £150k budget. Will a green-shutter house give them all the feels.

Phil Spencer returns to Croydon, where a local couple were being priced out, and Reading, where two teachers with teenagers had six weeks to fix their property woes. (S32 Ep7).

In Leicester, Stuart and Scarlette help Lianne, who's hoping to move herself and her dad out of her newly-wed brother's house and into their new home ASAP. (S3 Ep5).

George follows the build of an eco-cabin made from old fridges and a home created in an American school bus, before unearthing two Portuguese snake-inspired treehouses. (S13 Ep6).

Kevin revisits Graeme and Melanie, whose hugely ambitious Hackney haven was hampered by a basement bombshell. Have they finally got out of the red and into their modernist home.

Da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da, DOOF! Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Dan Tiernan take on Richard Ayoade and Katherine Ryan. With John Kearns. (S26 Ep1).