Stephanie (Julia Duffy) is appalled when an unemployed Michael (Peter Scolari) becomes a shoe salesman. Guest star: David Pressman.

The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

Bilko's kindness toward a draftee backfires.

Guests: Paul Lynde and Peggy Lee.Guests: Paul Lynde, Peggy Lee..

Dobie must ignore an admirer to help Herbert.

The police investigate a jewel theft.

Ann's newlywed cousin, a confirmed moocher, moves in with Ann for his honeymoon.

Sister Bertrille becomes a fish spotter for an old fisherman.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

The quarterback of a rival football team takes a sudden interest in Marcia.

Cissy plans to stay out all night after graduating from high school.

Someone steals the money Kathy was saving for Danny's birthday gift.

Jeff's Explorers Club decides to buy a man a trip.

The show-business fever reawakens in Bub.

Mike decides to teach Sally how to fish.

Ethel Merman gets a singing lesson from Lucy.

Lucy and Viv are replaced by Ethel Merman in the Boy Scout show.

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Rob helps his boss, Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the comic.

Mary's apartment is robbed twice in three days.

Fonzie is forced to give Richie some lessons in love; Richie is caught two timing Lori Beth.

Laverne and Shirley are chosen to star in an Army training film.

Doc meets a successful med-school classmate; a shy genius seeks romance; two companions tell their children the truth.

A recuperating woman (Joan Rivers) seeks renewal; a lawyer's parents consider divorce; Gopher becomes involved with a pretty stowaway.

Buzz discovers why Mama dislikes celebrating her birthday.

Mama's long-lost brother-in-law arrives and charms everyone except her.

The probability of J.J. not being promoted to a high-school senior worries the whole family.

An angry Housing Authority official visits the Evans family after one of Michael's letters to the editor is published.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Mike and Gloria teach Edith how husbands and wives can "fight fairly" with each other.

The Bunkers learn that the "made in heaven" romance of Edith's favorite cousin isn't so divine after all.

A baby enters the women's lives; a super-vixen offers Melanie a job; Elka gets the upper-hand with her boyfriend.

Melanie's boss puts her in an awkward position; Joy worries about fitting in at college; Victoria is asked to change her appearance; Elka keeps a secret.

Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

Cliff wires himself to an electric shock device to improve his personality.

Sam considers sky diving out of a plane in order to impress Rebecca.

A woman questions Alex's courage; he becomes a daredevil and has an exciting ski-trip; he decides to live life to the fullest from then on and signs up for skydiving for the first time.

Oscar and Felix spend a rainy weekend in the country looking for a lost girl.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

Michael fears his lack of money will end his romance with Stephanie.

The Kramdens and Nortons find out the cottage they own is not the one they originally looked at.

Screaming fans force a rock 'n' roll star to seek refuge at Fort Baxter.

Carol's guests are Burt Reynolds and Nanette Fabray; they join the gang for a series of Carol's patented commercial parodies, and the late night adventure movie "The Lavender Pimpernel."Guests: Burt Reynolds, Nanette Fabray..

Dobie and Maynard strike out on their own.

Mr. Conklin thinks he has discovered a new planet.

Ann has a bowling ball stuck to her foot the same night she is to accept a Tony Award for her friend.

To save his casino from gangsters, Carlos turns it over to the convent.

D.J. the baby sitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Patty's father (Tony Dow) makes a Christmas visit.

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

Patty's problems with her father endanger her plans.

The siblings' long-absent grandfather pays a visit.

Visiting a rehabilitation center for Mustang horses.

When Kathy becomes offended at Danny making her the subject of his jokes during his act, she enlists the help of Buddy Sorrell of The Alan Brady Show to write jokes about him.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Alex is offered office space in a modern building.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Mike's Japanese former girlfriend comes to town.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Steve's high-school sweetheart is now a princess.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Entrepreneurs Vivian and Lucy prepare to serve the public.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

Against his better judgment, Mr. Mooney hires Lucy at the bank.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

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Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Peter uses his father's tape recorder to eavesdrop on his brothers and sisters.

Rob stays awake for 100 hours just before his job interview with Alan Brady.

Jan is determined to establish her own identity when teachers compare her to Marcia.

After numerous Broadway rejections, Murray's play is produced.

Carol and Mike are on opposing sides when Greg wants to go out for the high-school football team.

Fonzie becomes devoted to a little boy whose father deserted him.

Mike attempts to surprise Carol with a photograph of the children for their anniversary.

Shirley is influenced by a beatnik she meets at a coffeehouse.

The Skipper discovers he is allergic to Gilligan and soon the others find that they are too.

A woman hires a secretary (Don Adams); a former football player (John Amos) hits a romantic block; a passenger falls for a stowaway.

A small boat with one man aboard lands on the island to rescue the castaways.

The Professor diagnoses the Skipper as suffering from a vitamin deficiency.

A movie actress (Joan Collins) charms the captain; a married passenger meets an old beau; a hairdresser pines for a former girlfriend.

The Howells discover that they are not legally married after learning that the minister who married them is a fraud. As the Skipper prepares to marry them in the lagoon, a fight causes them to call off the wedding.

Joanie catches her date for her birthday party with another girl.

Aunt Fran is writing an advice column in the local newspaper, but she doesn't have any good advice; Fran relies on Mama for material; at lunch with her editor, Fran must apply some of Mama's advice when the man tries to take advantage of her.

Ralph tempts fate after a doctor hypnotizes him and causes him to lose all of his fears.

Mama discovers a stranger has been buried next to her husband.

Fonzie comes to Al's rescue when some hoods try to muscle in on his drive-in.

Florida jeopardizes her standing in a contest by helping to dry out the neighborhood wino.

Fonzie suddenly experiences sneezing attacks whenever he's about to kiss a girl.

Florida is asked to be the television spokeswoman for a new health tonic.

Lucy organizes an orchestra among her girlfriends and asks Ricky to help.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Ricky objects to Lucy's "new look," a modish Italian haircut.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes pool their resources to buy a restaurant.

Archie steals a box of nails from work in order to work on the house and finds himself the center of a debate on morality.

When Cousin Ernie (Tennessee Ernie Ford) wears out his welcome, Lucy tries to scare him away.

Archie becomes depressed after taking a magazine's life expectancy test that indicates he will die when he reaches 57.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty "Mac Snacks" are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Victoria wants to learn the truth of her co-star's intentions; Joy tries to fit in while Elka befriends the popular girls; Melanie finds herself in a dishonest situation.

Melanie wonders if Alec heard her confess her feelings; Elka and Mamie trick Joy into helping them; Victoria and her co-star fake a relationship.

Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go under cover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.

Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show.".

Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.

Sam is drawn to both a mother (Sandahl Bergman) and daughter.

Woody feels inadequate and defects to the competition on the eve of a drink-mixing contest.

Louie and the cabbies pool all their cash to buy a painting at an auction, planning to cash in big when the artist dies.

Woody puzzles over how to handle a former boxer (Tyrone Power Jr.) who insulted him.

Felix brings home an abandoned baby, much to Oscar's dismay.

Frasier and Lilith want to test their parenting potential on Carla's genius son (Jarrett Lennon).

When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her.

The Loudons are tempted by a surprisingly large offer for the inn.

Dick is sidekick to an insulting talk-show host (Don Rickles).

Ralph breaks a leg in a bus accident; the Kramdens have trouble remembering a movie star's name.

Michael's psychologist (Melanie Chartoff) resigns from his case when she realizes she's attracted to him. With Bob Newhart.

Bilko helps a formerly marooned GI recover more than $7,000 in back pay.

Joanna (Mary Frann) must work with a sexy co-host (Robert Curtis-Brown) when she is offered her own TV program.

A James Bond parody, Doctor Nose, features two cops in drag tring to catch muggers; guest Eydie Gormé sings "A House Is Not a Home"; the cast performs "Angel Child."Guests: Tim Conway, Eydie Gormé..

KAOS threatens to wipe out the potato crop by dusting from the air.

Max and 99 try to learn how couriers have been disappearing into thin air.

Rain sabotages Dobie's sandwich-delivery service.

When a former student writes a book about his years at Madison High, some of Miss Brooks' unkind remarks about Mr. Conklin come back to haunt her.

Zelda asks Dobie to track down a former graduate.

Ann asks Don to write some material for her part in an important play.

Toody is given a painting by an artist that he and Muldoon must evict.

Sister Bertrille's sister visits and falls for Carlos.

Toody and Muldoon devise a plan to keep Officer Schnauser and his wife from fighting.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Felix and Oscar attend a group therapy session after driving each other to near distraction.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

Felix gets Oscar in trouble with the IRS when he is called in on a minor matter.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

Felix persuades Oscar to release his secretary, Myrna, so she can have a shot at a show business career.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Patty's father (Tony Dow) makes a Christmas visit.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Patty's problems with her father endanger her plans.

Oscar must raise money for a new bed when he burns a hole in Felix's.

Visiting a rehabilitation center for Mustang horses.

When Oscar's mother fears for her son's social life, Felix finds him an old-fashioned Greek girl.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

As a surprise for Oscar, Felix redecorates and refurnishes the apartment.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

When Murray's wife ejects him from their home, Felix invites him to share Oscar's apartment.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Oscar literally is put out when Felix invites his former wife to share the apartment while her house is being painted.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Felix unabashedly prepares to dance the lead role in a ballet performance when the lead dancer doesn't show up.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

Felix and Oscar decide to hold their own "decathlon" to determine who is in better physical condition.

An unknowing Felix dates a married woman.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

Felix reveals how he destroyed his own marriage by trying to save Oscar's.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Felix's knowledge of opera helps Oscar win a car in a radio quiz show.

Peter uses his father's tape recorder to eavesdrop on his brothers and sisters.

Felix reveals, in flashback, the hectic events leading up to Oscar's marriage when both were in the Army Reserve.

Jan is determined to establish her own identity when teachers compare her to Marcia.

Felix is inspired by Oscar's new girlfriend to write an original song for her nightclub act.

Carol and Mike are on opposing sides when Greg wants to go out for the high-school football team.

Felix directs a movie built around Oscar's daily routine.

Mike attempts to surprise Carol with a photograph of the children for their anniversary.

Bobby Riggs hustles Oscar in pingpong and manages to win everything, including the apartment lease.

The Skipper discovers he is allergic to Gilligan and soon the others find that they are too.

Felix finds a shrew of a housekeeper to take care of Oscar while he is recuperating at home from an ulcer attack.

A small boat with one man aboard lands on the island to rescue the castaways.

Felix hears things going bump in the night and is convinced that the apartment is haunted.

The Professor diagnoses the Skipper as suffering from a vitamin deficiency.

Oscar's dentist invents a superglue, offering him a piece of the action for front money.

The Howells discover that they are not legally married after learning that the minister who married them is a fraud. As the Skipper prepares to marry them in the lagoon, a fight causes them to call off the wedding.

Felix finds Oscar moonlighting in a dingy diner in order to replace $400 Felix had entrusted to him.

Joanie catches her date for her birthday party with another girl.

Ralph tempts fate after a doctor hypnotizes him and causes him to lose all of his fears.

Oscar goes on a neatness kick to win the favor of his new girlfriend.

Fonzie comes to Al's rescue when some hoods try to muscle in on his drive-in.

Oscar tries to cure Felix's fear of flying so he can accept a major photographic assignment.

Felix urges Oscar's co-worker (Marilyn Horne) to join his opera group.

Fonzie suddenly experiences sneezing attacks whenever he's about to kiss a girl.

Felix's brother, Floyd, persuades Felix that his place is not in hectic Manhattan but back home in Floyd's factory.

Lucy organizes an orchestra among her girlfriends and asks Ricky to help.

Felix reunites his college band in hopes of appearing on a TV show.

Ricky objects to Lucy's "new look," a modish Italian haircut.

Felix develops a severe case of insomnia, and Oscar tries to help him.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes pool their resources to buy a restaurant.

When Felix becomes a member of the Civilian Police Reserves, havoc reigns for criminals and innocent bystanders alike.

When Cousin Ernie (Tennessee Ernie Ford) wears out his welcome, Lucy tries to scare him away.

Felix and Oscar remember when Felix photographed his fiancee for a Playboy centerfold.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty "Mac Snacks" are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Felix tries to help Myrna win back her old boyfriend (Rob Reiner).

Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.

Felix and Oscar's bowling team is pitted against the Kingpins in a championship game.

Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go under cover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.

Felix's son's prize pet jumping frog is lost the day before a big jumping contest.

Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.

Oscar gets the break he's been waiting for when he gets to play himself in a Hollywood movie.

Sam loses a valuable dog, and the substitute he gets attacks upon hearing a code word.

Felix, on assignment to photograph a dog food ad, believes the animal is being mistreated.

Cliff's job is in jeopardy after a romantic interlude with an attractive postal trainee (Annie Golden).

Oscar books Felix's band as payment for a poker loss.

Woody puzzles over how to handle a former boxer (Tyrone Power Jr.) who insulted him.

Oscar decides to join the city council in an effort to save his childhood playground.

Frasier and Lilith want to test their parenting potential on Carla's genius son (Jarrett Lennon).

Felix tries to prove New York is not the unfriendly, impersonal place people make it out to be.

The Loudons are tempted by a surprisingly large offer for the inn.

Felix's daughter runs away from home so she can follow her recording idol, Paul Williams.

Dick (Bob Newhart) hires an illustrator (Eileen Brennan), who is in the same sanitarium as Michael (Peter Scolari).

Felix learns that his and Oscar's fathers once knew each other.

Michael's psychologist (Melanie Chartoff) resigns from his case when she realizes she's attracted to him. With Bob Newhart.

Oscar takes a job with a radio station as a sports talk show host.

Joanna (Mary Frann) must work with a sexy co-host (Robert Curtis-Brown) when she is offered her own TV program.

Oscar starts dating an old flame and decides he would like to marry her.

KAOS threatens to wipe out the potato crop by dusting from the air.

Oscar makes a bet with his newspaper's drama critic that he can write reviews for the theater.

Max and 99 try to learn how couriers have been disappearing into thin air.

Felix helps Oscar land the third-man spot on Howard Cosell's Monday Night Football broadcast.

Maynard decides he is holding Dobie back.

Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes.

Zelda asks Dobie to track down a former graduate.

Felix begins to dread the visit of one of Oscar's Army buddies, who is a practical joker.

Toody is given a painting by an artist that he and Muldoon must evict.

When Oscar keeps losing his voice, Felix talks him into seeing a doctor.

Toody and Muldoon devise a plan to keep Officer Schnauser and his wife from fighting.

Felix and Oscar attend a group therapy session after driving each other to near distraction.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Felix gets Oscar in trouble with the IRS when he is called in on a minor matter.

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Felix persuades Oscar to release his secretary, Myrna, so she can have a shot at a show business career.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Mike discovers that he has lost important papers during a trip to an amusement park.

Oscar must raise money for a new bed when he burns a hole in Felix's.

French and the twins are snowbound in Vermont.

When Oscar's mother fears for her son's social life, Felix finds him an old-fashioned Greek girl.

Danny has trouble accepting the fact that his son is growing up when Rusty becomes old enough to drive a car.

As a surprise for Oscar, Felix redecorates and refurnishes the apartment.

Mary's pals take advantage of Donna and Alex's absence.

When Murray's wife ejects him from their home, Felix invites him to share Oscar's apartment.

Steve submits his house for a decorating contest.

Oscar literally is put out when Felix invites his former wife to share the apartment while her house is being painted.

Bub joins a women's group to save a tree.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

Felix unabashedly prepares to dance the lead role in a ballet performance when the lead dancer doesn't show up.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

Felix and Oscar decide to hold their own "decathlon" to determine who is in better physical condition.

An unknowing Felix dates a married woman.

Felix reveals how he destroyed his own marriage by trying to save Oscar's.

Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent.

Felix's knowledge of opera helps Oscar win a car in a radio quiz show.

Mary checks into the hospital for a minor operation and ends up with a bad-tempered roommate.

Felix reveals, in flashback, the hectic events leading up to Oscar's marriage when both were in the Army Reserve.

Richie is arrested and charged with being the infamous "kissing bandit" of Milwaukee.

Felix is inspired by Oscar's new girlfriend to write an original song for her nightclub act.

Laverne and Shirley go to the electric company to complain about their power being cut off.

Felix directs a movie built around Oscar's daily routine.

April fears she will not pass a citizenship test; a man (Michael J. Fox) dislikes a crew member; a woman plots to snare a bachelor.

Bobby Riggs hustles Oscar in pingpong and manages to win everything, including the apartment lease.

Felix finds a shrew of a housekeeper to take care of Oscar while he is recuperating at home from an ulcer attack.

Vicki meets a young passenger with a drug problem; Gopher's uncle (Red Buttons) falls in love; a man enters into a competitive romance.

Felix hears things going bump in the night and is convinced that the apartment is haunted.

Oscar's dentist invents a superglue, offering him a piece of the action for front money.

Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Felix finds Oscar moonlighting in a dingy diner in order to replace $400 Felix had entrusted to him.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

Oscar goes on a neatness kick to win the favor of his new girlfriend.

The family tries to convince James that he should see a doctor for his headaches and emotional outbursts.

Oscar tries to cure Felix's fear of flying so he can accept a major photographic assignment.

The most popular girl in high school turns J.J. into a one-woman man.

Felix urges Oscar's co-worker (Marilyn Horne) to join his opera group.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Felix's brother, Floyd, persuades Felix that his place is not in hectic Manhattan but back home in Floyd's factory.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Felix reunites his college band in hopes of appearing on a TV show.

Edith runs into her childhood sweetheart while in her hometown for a wedding.

Felix develops a severe case of insomnia, and Oscar tries to help him.

Mike and Archie make a bet to see who can do without his favorite indulgence for 48 hours.

When Felix becomes a member of the Civilian Police Reserves, havoc reigns for criminals and innocent bystanders alike.

Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt; Joy likes the idea of male pet-owners; Victoria is interviewed by her daughter.

Felix and Oscar remember when Felix photographed his fiancee for a Playboy centerfold.

Melanie becomes embroiled in an office love triangle; Joy learns something about Sean; Victoria is insecure about dating a movie star; Elka and Mamie have a run-in with the law.

Felix tries to help Myrna win back her old boyfriend (Rob Reiner).

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Felix and Oscar's bowling team is pitted against the Kingpins in a championship game.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Felix's son's prize pet jumping frog is lost the day before a big jumping contest.

Norm's house-painting business is the target of Rebecca's marketing skills.

Oscar gets the break he's been waiting for when he gets to play himself in a Hollywood movie.

Frasier and Lilith reject city living and seek a new lifestyle in the wilderness.

Felix, on assignment to photograph a dog food ad, believes the animal is being mistreated.

The cabbies conjure up their own outrageous fantasies when Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" leaves an envelope in Tony's cab.

Oscar books Felix's band as payment for a poker loss.

Oscar decides to join the city council in an effort to save his childhood playground.

Felix tries to prove New York is not the unfriendly, impersonal place people make it out to be.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

Felix's daughter runs away from home so she can follow her recording idol, Paul Williams.

George's elderly family friend visits and tells a long-kept secret.

Felix learns that his and Oscar's fathers once knew each other.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Oscar takes a job with a radio station as a sports talk show host.

Hoping to go to Florida, Bilko's platoon volunteers.

Oscar starts dating an old flame and decides he would like to marry her.

"The Odd Couple" Jack Klugman and Tony Randall are guest stars; Jack sings with Carol, while Tony takes part in a sketch revealing superstitions among actors as part of a tribute to Broadway.Guests: Jack Klugman, Tony Randall..

Oscar makes a bet with his newspaper's drama critic that he can write reviews for the theater.

Felix helps Oscar land the third-man spot on Howard Cosell's Monday Night Football broadcast.

Herbert balks at signing his will.

Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes.

A four-leaf clover brings Connie bad luck.

Felix begins to dread the visit of one of Oscar's Army buddies, who is a practical joker.

Ann appears on a dating game show and fails to pick Don as her escort.

When Oscar keeps losing his voice, Felix talks him into seeing a doctor.

A gambler thinks Sister Bertrille brings him good luck.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Mike discovers that he has lost important papers during a trip to an amusement park.

French and the twins are snowbound in Vermont.

Danny has trouble accepting the fact that his son is growing up when Rusty becomes old enough to drive a car.

Mary's pals take advantage of Donna and Alex's absence.

Steve submits his house for a decorating contest.

Bub joins a women's group to save a tree.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent.

Mary checks into the hospital for a minor operation and ends up with a bad-tempered roommate.

Richie is arrested and charged with being the infamous "kissing bandit" of Milwaukee.

Laverne and Shirley go to the electric company to complain about their power being cut off.

April fears she will not pass a citizenship test; a man (Michael J. Fox) dislikes a crew member; a woman plots to snare a bachelor.

Vicki meets a young passenger with a drug problem; Gopher's uncle (Red Buttons) falls in love; a man enters into a competitive romance.

Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

The family tries to convince James that he should see a doctor for his headaches and emotional outbursts.

The most popular girl in high school turns J.J. into a one-woman man.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Edith runs into her childhood sweetheart while in her hometown for a wedding.

Mike and Archie make a bet to see who can do without his favorite indulgence for 48 hours.

Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt; Joy likes the idea of male pet-owners; Victoria is interviewed by her daughter.

Melanie becomes embroiled in an office love triangle; Joy learns something about Sean; Victoria is insecure about dating a movie star; Elka and Mamie have a run-in with the law.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Norm's house-painting business is the target of Rebecca's marketing skills.

Frasier and Lilith reject city living and seek a new lifestyle in the wilderness.

The cabbies conjure up their own outrageous fantasies when Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" leaves an envelope in Tony's cab.

Oscar wins a playful $1,000 bet with an 11-year-old neighbor in an arm-wrestling match, and the child pays with cash.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

George's elderly family friend visits and tells a long-kept secret.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Hoping to go to Florida, Bilko's platoon volunteers.

"The Odd Couple" Jack Klugman and Tony Randall are guest stars; Jack sings with Carol, while Tony takes part in a sketch revealing superstitions among actors as part of a tribute to Broadway.Guests: Jack Klugman, Tony Randall..

Herbert balks at signing his will.

A four-leaf clover brings Connie bad luck.

Ann appears on a dating game show and fails to pick Don as her escort.

A gambler thinks Sister Bertrille brings him good luck.