Cliff tells Carla that he is one of the judges in the Miss Boston barmaid contest, and that if she wants to win, she must be nice to him, even if it kills her.

Sam pitches in an exhibition match but is strong-armed by the promoter; the bar gets a mascot.

Latka's habit of changing personalities prompts Elaine and Alex to take him to a psychiatrist, where Latka assumes Alex's personality.

Felix's grandfather, tossed out by his wife because of his jealousy, arrives at his grandson's apartment.

Bob finds it extremely difficult to tell his mother that he loves her.

Stephanie's jealous when her former high-school.

Ralph tests a hair-growing formula on his boss.

Bilko tries to cure horror-movie addict Ritzik.

Guests: Maggie Smith and Tim Conway.Guests: Maggie Smith, Tim Conway..

Dobie tries to prevent a classmate from dropping out.

Mrs. Nestor's in need of a boyfriend, so Connie sets out to search for one.

Ann is trapped during a weekend alone in Brewster.

An orphan feels he can fly if he wears Sister Bertrille's cornette.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Greg seems sick, but Alice discovers a love note he wrote to a mysterious.

Garbled communications make Bill panicky about what's going on at home while he's away.

Danny's vacation replacement (Buddy Hackett) is being trailed by a welfare worker who wants to take his daughter away from him.

A fearful mother doesn't want her son playing football.

Dodie (Dawn Lyn) throws a.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) is badly shaken when his girlfriend Polly (Ronne Troup) suggests they elope.

Lucy tricks her way into getting the role of Cleopatra in a drama club production.

Lucy and Viv start a business giving children's parties.

Potsie and Ralph are both in love with a new student who only has eyes for Richie -- as a tutor.

Lenny and Squiggy set up a bachelor pad in the girls' building.

Gilligan is embarrassed when has to be rescued while he tries to save a drowning Mary Ann, so the other castaways devise ways to try to make him feel like a hero; he gets the chance to be a real hero when a headhunter arrives on the island.

Wrongway Feldman returns to sample the island life and he decides to live on the island forever.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

The Harpers eavesdrop when Vint installs an intercom in the house.

Mama suspects her charming date is a wanted killer.

A reunion exposes Mama's junior-high reputation.

Willona must choose between the chance of a lifetime with the man of her dreams or something far more important.

J.J. doesn't know if his talent or the boss's daughter was responsible for his new assignment.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Gloria tries to pressure Archie into taking Edith out for a night on the town.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) dream of becoming a teacher withers when his students flunk his final. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

Frasier is concerned about the depth of Lilith's grief when one of her lab rats dies.

Sam locks himself out while baby-sitting; Kelly (Jackie Swanson) becomes Cheers' newest waitress.

Jim's psychic powers thrust him into the world of network television when he predicts a TV show will be a hit; a TV programmer uses Reverend Jim's psychic abilities.

Felix invests his and Oscar's money in Mr. Wing's Japanese restaurant.

Bob's old girlfriend travels to Chicago with her husband and calls on the Hartleys.

George becomes a volunteer fireman, but looses the keys to the fire truck just as a fire is called in, which happens to be the town's first fire in five years.

Hoping to win cash and prizes, Ralph and Ed enter as many box-top contests as they can.

Bilko heads for disaster when he invests his platoon's money in the transportation business.

Guests: Vincent Price and Joan Rivers.Guests: Vincent Price, Joan Rivers..

Dobie passes on Maynard's party for a society bash.

Connie and her co-workers hope to impress a famous casting director.

Ann loses an earring Don gave her.

Sister Bertrille, caught between rival villages, is mistaken for a saint.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

When the Bradys' dog disappears, the family gets together to post a reward to anyone who finds him.

Jody thinks Bill doesn't love him enough to punish him.

Kathy is persuaded to allow a singing sisters act to audition for Danny's show.

A new boy's boasting costs Jeff a club membership.

A former suitor of Barbara's (Beverly Garland) phones her when he arrives in town and also talks with Steve (Fred MacMurray).

Chip (Stanley Livingston) is amazed when he learns that Polly (Ronne Troup) thinks she has become engaged to him.

Lucy's new banker tells her to economize.

Lucy convinces a reformed safecracker to get Mr. Mooney out of a locked vault.

Richie befriends a free-spirited girl who is pregnant and needs help.

A German deliveryman faints in the girls apartment causing them to use their nursing skills.

Mrs. Howell engineers a romance between Gilligan and Mary Ann.

The castaways form a band, but Gilligan's drumming is mistaken by local natives as a sign of war.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

Mama becomes a consumer advocate on radio.

A psychic (guest star Liz Torres) delivers messages from Mama's (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) dead husband.

Mama heckles a comic, who challenges her to do better.

Penny painfully discovers that smoking is dangerous to more than one's health.

J.J.'s potential promotion at work may be threatened by prejudice.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she find's Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

An estranged Archie and Edith are determined to prove to each other that they are perfectly content going their separate ways.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) devises a charade when her pen pal (James McDonnell) comes to town to meet her. With Markie Post.

Dan's (John Larroquette) plan to land an interview in a high-society newspaper backfires. With Harry Anderson.

Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame (Robert Vaughn).

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

Sam is bitten by the baby bug while spending time with Frasier and Lilith's son.

Sam's passion for making a baby with Rebecca is dampened by thoughts of parental responsibility.

Louie comforts Zena's heartbroken friend (Andrea Marcovicci).

Felix talks Oscar into being a Big Brother to a boy in reform school.

Carol tries to get Bob to approve her moving in with her new boyfriend, Roger, who has just separated from his wife. Bob refuses, telling Carol that she will have to make her own decision.

Kirk relies on Dick and George to decide whether or not he should propose to Cindy.

Ralph wins a box-top contest by claiming to have lost 80 pounds.

Bilko leaves the Army to take a job at a company that sells burlap bags.

Guest: Tim Conway.Guests: Tim Conway..

A French artist's daughter goes after Herbert.

Connie is visited by her old flame, Philip Boynton.

Ann thinks she owes $2600 to the IRS.

Sister Bertrille and the first grade class are lost in a storm.

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

Joey is secretly taped for a video dating service and meets the woman of his dreams (Yvette Nipar).

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

The Brady home is in chaos when Carol leaves to care for an ailing aunt and Alice sprains her ankle.

Cissy writes about French for an assignment.

Rusty breaks Danny's golf clubs and wants Linda to take the blame.

Donna regrets grounding Mary and Jeff.

Chip and Polly (Stanley Livingston, Ronne Troup) have a spat when Chip turns down her offer to elope.

Dressed for a costume party, Steve goes for gas when his car stalls.

Lucy finds herself playing center field for the volunteer firefighters' baseball team.

Lucy agrees to go on an early morning duck hunt to impress a blind date.

When Howard's black Army buddy asks him to be his best man, the Cunninghams invite the couple to be married in their home.

The coordinator of the annual Shotz Brewery Talent Show may not let the girls perform.

The castaways overhear the voices of gangsters threatening their lives.

Mr. Howell wins all of the Skipper's possessions betting on turtle races.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Bubba brings home an all-female heavy-metal band.

Mama wields her portfolio to save Vint's job.

J.J., Thelma and Michael discover that their new boarder is the only surviving witness in a trial against a dangerous criminal.

J.J. succumbs to the stress of dating a married woman when he develops an ulcer.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

The Stivics are shocked when they are told that Archie has joined the ranks of the nation's unemployed.

Archie gets a job as a janitor, but a college graduate that applied for the same position threatens to commit suicide. Archie does his best to keep the man from leaping to his death.

Harry considers his future -- Columbia Law School or touring with his idol; Christine faces Election Day.

Christine (Markie Post) is elected to Congress; Bull (Richard Moll) is kidnapped by aliens; Harry (Harry Anderson) rejects a faculty job.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

While the boys are on a road trip to discover their manhood, Rebecca and Lilith ogle the relief bartender.

A retiring psychic (Georgia Brown) convinces Carla she is clairvoyant and should take over her business.

Alex and his father, who is back in town to pay a visit, both date the same girl.

At a get-together arranged by Felix, Oscar and Blanche compare notes on the party that led to their divorce.

Bob's divorced neighbor, Howard Borden, is convinced that his son, Howie (Moosie Drier), doesn't really like him. Later, Howard's ex-wife convinces him that Howie thinks he is the greatest guy in the world.

Dick tries to save Kirk's cafe by speaking out against the construction of a fast-food restaurant.

Ralph loses lodge money.

A sharp sergeant threatens Bilko's operations.

Guests: Rock Hudson and Nancy Walker.Guests: Rock Hudson, Nancy Walker..

A sacred lion escapes and follows Maynard.

It's a case of mistaken identity when Mrs. Davis' old boyfriend arrives.

Ann plans a spectacular career for a woman who dubbed her voice in a commercial.

Sister Bertrille is trapped in a mine with an escaped prisoner.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

Marcia feels as though her world has been destroyed when she gets braces on her teeth.

Cissy develops a crush on her psychology teacher.

A nightclub entertainer has his hands full trying to balance career and family.

Donna and Alex try to hide disputes from the children.

Chip and Polly (Stanley Livingston, Ronne Troup) agree to elope -- and also agree to ask their parents' permission first.

Following their elopement to Las Vegas, newlyweds Chip and Polly (Stanley Livingston, Ronne Troup) are beset by trouble.

Lucy and Viv read embezzlement into all of Mr. Mooney's actions.

Lucy and Viv decide that redecorating the living room is a necessity.

Richie is befriended by the leader of the Dukes gang when he helps the boy's sister.

Shirley's mother comes to visit and criticizes her for her friends and the way she lives.

The Skipper insists a stone found by Gilligan will grant the finder three wishes before sundown.

The Professor tries to cure the Skipper's amnesia by hypnotizing him and taking him through time.

A hurricane strikes the island where a shore party is marooned; Isaac takes command; an adoptee tries to meet her mother.

A hurricane strikes the island where a shore party is marooned; Isaac takes command; an adoptee tries to meet her mother.

Lola and Mama (Beverly Archer, Vicki Lawrence Schultz) become enemies when they compete in a rose show.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Willona is suspected of being the.

Social Security could stand in the way when Grandpa Evans decides that it's time to get married.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Archie's pain turns into something more serious as he has to have his gallbladder removed and he is taken to the hospital right away for the operation.

Archie is recuperating from gallbladder surgery and becoming more comfortable with the idea that they fact that his transfusion came from a female West Indian doctor.

Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.

The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

Norm cannot be moved when he injures his back while painting Frasier and Lilith's apartment.

Cliff prepares for the worst when he introduces his mother to Margaret; Rebecca's fertility plan leaves Sam cold.

Louie threatens to sever all ties with his mother when she announces her intention to remarry.

Oscar arranges for Felix to cover an international wrestling match.

Bob wants to watch football every Monday night, but Emily says that's unfair because other activities keep the couple busy every other night of the week, leading to an all-night argument that ends only when the two participants become exhausted.

Kirk can't wait for his wedding to Cindy, until the actual wedding begins and he faints during the ceremony.

Ralph needs a win at the racetrack to get back the Raccoon Lodge's money.

Bilko and two friends dress up as sailors to get into a craps game.

Harvey and Carol encounter a wishing well; in another installment ofGuests: Tim Conway, Dick Patterson..

An essay makes Dobie and Maynard consider the future.

Mr. Conklin asks an astronomical price for his house.

Ann swallows her pride for an embarrassing TV role.

Sister Bertrille is determined to grant the wishes of an aged nun.