Actor Woody has to explain a stage smooch to his girlfriend; the guys engage in a.

Robin Colcord's lavish -- and well-protected -- apartment is the setting for Sam and Rebecca's latest misadventure.

Alex crashes his daughter's elegant wedding reception and drunkenly confronts his ex-wife.

Felix tries to reform after his finicky attitude toward food ruins an otherwise pleasant dinner with his former wife.

Bob's impulsive decision to leave town for a week is received with disastrous emotions by his patients, who seemingly can't make it without him.

Stephanie becomes attracted to Kirk during her visit with cousin Leslie.

The Kramdens watch for a prowler; Alice becomes a.

Bilko is ordered to get rid of his racing pigeons.

Tony Bennett and the Woody Herman orchestra, the Goetchis, Flip Wilson, Tiny Tim, Olivia Hussey, and Leonard Whiting.

Gary Puckett & the Union Gap; Diahann Carroll; Richard Pryor.

Dobie spreads a rumor that Zelda's family will be rich.

When being stalked by a mysterious man with a black moustache, the stranger forces Connie to a TV studio where she's guest of honor on the.

Guests: Jack Klugman, Tony Randall..

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

Bobby and Oliver become convinced they have discovered a spy plot that involves Mike.

Bill asks a comedian (Joyce Van Patten) for a date.

Linda decides being a boy would be better.

Donna insists her marriage has become dull and routine.

Steve meets an attractive widow who seems very interested in him, but she suddenly turns cool toward him.

The triplets get mixed up and must be taken back to the hospital for proper identification. With Fred MacMurray, Don Grady and William Demarest.

Lucy faces a pool hustler (Dick Shawn) in disguise.

Lucy and Viv reminisce over their many years together.

When Ricky sees Lucy sneaking silver items into their closet, he thinks she's a kleptomaniac. Fred and Ricky question her when they see her hide a cuckoo clock under her coat.

Lucy is jealous of one of Ricky's female Cuban friends, a woman named Renita. Lucy and Ethel dress as cleaning women to spy on Renita and Ricky at rehearsal. Lucy is appalled, and arranges for Fred to take Renita to the show by way of Philadelphia.

Rhoda's beau wants to be a forest ranger.

Rhoda and Brenda are stunned to learn that their parents have separated.

Ann learns Lou is jealous of Don.

Ann invites her parents to her Broadway debut.

The Pacific Princess competes with Stubing's old rival (Ted Knight) and his crew in a sporting contest.

The Harpers baby-sit for the minister's grandson.

Mama and Naomi team up for tag-team wrestling.

When an old girlfriend visits J.J., she brings along some upsetting news.

Fed up with being treated like a servant by her family, Florida accepts a luncheon invitation from a man.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Convention-bound Archie is missing for almost 24 hours, and the family is grasping for clues to his whereabouts.

When Mike and Gloria have a fight, she dares him to try and hold a kiss until Archie arrives from the airport.

Dan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a.

Bull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.

Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's habits.

Rob's pal Jerry strains their friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.

Norm is the.

Sam enlists Carla and Norm to help him race Robin's yacht in the Boston Regatta.

Elaine's budding romance with a stranger takes a startling turn when he makes a surprising revelation.

Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is.

It's no laughing matter for Howard when his 12-year-old son, Howie, announces he's leaving home to become a comedian.

Dick feels obligated to a stand-up comic who he believes launched his career.

The Kramdens and the Nortons go on vacation together; the girls want to go to Atlantic City, but the boys decide on Fred's Landing.

Hall launches an offensive against Bilko's gambling.

The Beach Boys; Robert Goulet; Tessie O'Shea; Peter Lawford; the Pickle Brothers; the Temptations.

Supremes, the Alcettys, Frank Ifield, Roberta Peters.Guests: Frank Ifield, Roberta Peters, The Supremes..

Dobie is torn between Thalia and another girl.

Miss Brooks tries to acquire an elephant and use it as the new school mascot after a rival principal procures a live bear.

An end-of-season family show.

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former.

Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend.

Substitute teacher Joey disciplines Michelle in front of the class.

Michelle's new pet burro makes life miserable until Jesse discovers that music soothes the savage beast.

Cindy becomes convinced that she is soon to be discovered as the new Shirley Temple.

Events conspire to make French lose his cool.

Pat panics during his bachelor party.

An ailing singer (James Darren) stays with the Stones.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) staggers the Douglas family by becoming.

The Douglases fear Steve (Fred MacMurray) is becoming sedentary.

Lucy takes a night carhop job after she breaks Mr. Mooney's television set.

Lucy poses as Mr. Mooney's wife to fend off his admirer.

Lucy thinks Ricky could use some added publicity in the society columns, so she poses as visiting royalty. She disguises herself as the Maharincess of Franistan who has traveled halfway around the world to see her singing idol, Ricky Ricardo.

Ricky misleads Lucy into thinking he knows all the answers to a radio quiz show; she gets them booked onto the next broadcast. When Ricky reveals the truth, Lucy tries to sneak a peek at the questions in advance but things backfire on her scheme.

The new station manager fires Lou when the news show's ratings drop.

After their mother gets cold feet about looking for her missing husband, Rhoda and Brenda agree to do it in her place.

Ann tries to liven up her image.

Helen fumes when Lou escorts Ethel Merman.

The company doctor eyes Isaac; a mother and daughter want the same man; a man tries to palm off his boring fiancee.

Iola discovers her handmade gifts to family members are being sold at the Harpers' garage sale.

Vint's embarrassed at work when Mama brings him his childhood lunch box.

Thelma's indecision turns to agony when Harry accepts a new job and moves to California.

As the Evanses prepare to join James in Mississippi, a damper is thrown on everything.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

Impious Archie becomes religious after a close brush with death.

George Jefferson uses Archie's signature to get on the ballot when he decides to run for a local political office.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) first date with court reporter Margaret Turner (Mary Cadorette) is a flop when he follows Dan's (John Larroquette) advice.

Dan (John Larroquette) is thrilled to be the prize at a women's club auction -- until he sees the highest bidder. Marilyn McCoo guest stars.

For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

Alexis Smith guest stars as Rebecca's former college professor -- and Sam's new love interest.

Cliff's storehouse of irrelevant facts is tested when he becomes a contestant on.

Alex reluctantly agrees to accompany Jim home to his family reunion.

Felix, Oscar and Nancy get trapped in the basement just prior to going to a masquerade party.

Bob interviews a variety of psychologists to take over his patients while he's out of town, but none seem to be the right fit until Bob's former professor offers his services.

Joanna and Dick's plans to attend a writers convention in New York go awry when Kirk asks them for help prior to having surgery.

Ralph wants to take out a loan to buy a hot-dog stand.

Bilko proposes to a woman he does not love.

The Rolling Stones; Petula Clark; Ricky McCormick; the Muppets; Alan King; the Supremes.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

Maynard and Dobie's chicken experiment goes awry.

Connie volunteers to jump from the school's roof into a firefighter's net for a civil defense demonstration.

Carol's good luck charm Jim Nabors guest stars; this episode is highlighted by Harvey's belated Emmy Award acceptance speech, and a Nostalgia Theatre presentation of the WWII-set Hollywood Canteen.Guests: Jim Nabors..

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

After Stephanie goes joy riding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

Mike's boss (Jim Backus) sends a pool table to the family as a gift.

Jody worries that Bill can't attend a father/son night.

Rusty and Danny's relationship is threatened when they team up to build a doghouse.

Mary thinks her parents are headed for divorce.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) gives Chip (Stanley Livingston) a well-preserved secondhand car for his birthday.

A Chinese-American friend of Steve's (Fred MacMurray) is concerned about the man his daughter has married.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney are arrested for possession of stolen goods.

Lucy helps a cocktail-lounge piano player finish composing a hit song.

Ricky's boss won't give him a raise, so he quits. Lucy and the Mertzes decide that to convince the boss to hire Ricky back, they should pretend to be different patrons of the club who, once they discover Ricky isn't there anymore, would leave.

Ricky and Fred think doing housework is much easier than earning money but Lucy and Ethel feel the opposite; so the boys try doing the housework while the girls attempt to hold down a job on a conveyer belt at a candy factory.

Phyllis begs Mary to tell her daughter, Bess, about the facts of life.

Ida and Rhoda quarrel over Ida's decision to date a younger man.

Photographer Noel Prince proposes to Ann.

Don's mother stays overnight with Ann.

Vicki is infatuated with Gopher; a publisher falls for an author's niece; two try to cheat each other in a treasure hunt.

A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family.

A family war erupts when Vint and Naomi want to switch bedrooms with Bubba.

Florida's attitude toward James' death causes dissension in an already saddened household.

Thelma's favorite teacher falls first for J.J.'s paintings and then for J.J.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

A shady salesman hustles Archie into signing for costly aluminum siding to prevent heat loss.

Gloria feels like a.

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.

While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

Rebecca is on cloud nine following an enchanting evening with Robin Colcord (Roger Rees), much to Sam's chagrin.

Sam faces a moral dilemma as he debates telling Rebecca about Robin's (Roger Rees) cheating ways.

Bobby agrees to be Tony's agent and is shocked when Tony gets hired at his first audition.

Oscar's young niece arrives at the apartment in an advanced state of pregnancy after running away from home.

At first, Bob is thrilled when a non-talkative patient finally opens up after being told that anything he might say will be held in the strictest confidence. His joy is short-lived when the man confesses to grand larceny.

Leslie and Joanna stay behind while Dick, George and Kirk head for a basketball game in Boston. Guest star: Daniel J. Travanti.

Alice disagrees with Ralph and Ed's choice of a political candidate; what Ralph thought was a costume party turns out to be a formal affair for his boss.

Bilko tries to save Ritzik's deteriorating marriage.

Featuring the Animals, Jack Jones, the Volantes, Peter O'Toole, John Byner, and Joan Sutherland.Guests: The Animals, Jack Jones, Peter O'Toole, John Byner, Joan Sutherland..

Ella Fitzgerald; Richard Harris; the Temptations.

Dobie and Maynard foil phony dry-cleaners.

Connie offers to cook dinner for Mr. Boynton at his place, but she unknowingly causes a gas leak when she turns on his new stove, not realizing that the appliance hasn't been properly lit.

Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Putrified Forest.Guests: Steve Lawrence, Paul Sand..

A grumpy store owner (Mickey Rooney) traps Jesse and Michelle on Christmas Eve.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Greg tries a new hair tonic just before graduation he bought to help his little brother, but it turns his hair orange.

The siblings take a valuable statue to school.

Danny feels neglected when the family is busy with the wedding plans.

The Stones learn the truth of a former athlete's job.

Chip and Ernie observe their married older brother, Robbie, in the company of a glamorous.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) goes through a trying period when he learns that his best friend is moving away.

Lucy helps a man (Ken Berry) start a dancing school.

Lucy and Viv stumble into Joan Crawford's home when their car breaks down.

Inspired by a magic trick she saw, Lucy handcuffs herself to Ricky.

Lucy induces members of her women's club to stage an operetta.

Lou's friend, a middle-aged bachelor, persuades Lou to get him a date with Mary.

Brenda's happiness over Benny's proposal is marred by Ida's refusal to give the two her blessing.

A man admires Ann's friend for her athletic prowess.

Police use Ann as bait for an obscene caller.

A companion befriends a doctor's (Ben Vereen) ex-girlfriend; Gopher falls for a former teacher; a father learns a lesson.

When Bubba comes home tipsy, Mama is reminded of a drunken incident involving Eunice.

Mama is jealous when Iola acquires a new best friend.

Michael is pressured into becoming a member of a street gang that is terrorizing the neighborhood.

J.J. tries to lend a helping hand when Michael experiences his first great romance.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

In celebration of its first 100 episodes, Henry Fonda hosts a retrospective of the previous episodes and explores the relationships and the characters that make up the Bunker household, via flashbacks.

Henry Fonda continues to host this retrospective look back at the previous 100 episodes that CBS has aired, taking special look at the relationships and characters of Archie, Edith, Mike and Gloria.

Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the.

A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.

Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

Woody (Woody Harrelson) is more than a little concerned when his girlfriend's mother (Melendy Britt) makes passes at him.

When Lilith's book on `good girls and bad boys' is publicized on a women's talk show, Frasier feels the need to prove that he can be dangerous; Cliff's medication backfires.

The cabbies take to the mountains and find themselves stranded in a cabin with no electricity or food.

Felix is tormented when he learns his former wife is dating the brother of Oscar's girlfriend.

Emily's protective instincts are aroused when 70-year-old Grace DuBois (Mildred Natwick), an odd but friendly recluse, is threatened with being sent to a rest home for elderly people who can't cope with reality.

Kirk's habit of telling lies discredits him when he tries to collect on his insurance after being robbed of $2,000.

Ralph writes a nasty letter to his boss and then scrambles to get it back.

Bilko is the peacemaker in a fight between a wealthy man and his son.

Performances by Count Basie, Totie Fields, Nancy Sinatra, Tony Bennett, George Burns, Robert Klein and the Carpenters.

The Rolling Stones; Petula Clark; Ricky McCormick; the Muppets; Alan King; the Supremes.

Dobie must ignore an admirer to help Herbert.

Connie hopes to make Mr. Boynton jealous.

Carl Reiner and Melba Moore guest star on this episode; the Non-Violent Theatre presentation of a WWII film: The Plot To Hurt Hitler.Guests: Carl Reiner, Melba Moore..