A woman is impressed by the love letter Larry sent to her -- the only problem is that Michael wrote it for him.

Ralph tries to get New Year's Eve off work to go to a party.

Bilko enters his platoon in a singing contest.

Guests: Eartha Kitt; Kalanag; Professor Backwards; Daniele Barioni; Rodriquez; Nina Simone.Guests: Eartha Kitt, Nina Simone, Daniele Barioni..

Leslie Uggams; Joan Rivers; Tony Holland; the Schaller Brothers; Caterina Valente; Sylvio Francisco; Eric Brenn; Blood, Sweat and Tears.Guests: Leslie Uggams, Joan Rivers, Anthony Holland, Caterina Valente..

A French girl makes Maynard her protector.

Conklin commissions a bust of himself for Madison High's library and finances it by fining students and teachers for breaking rules he makes up on the spot.

Guest star Joanne Woodward spends an evening with The Family in this episode; Joanne plays a past schoolmate of Eunice's whose return to town for a visit upsets Mama and Ed's expectations of Eunice.Guests: Joanne Woodward..

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

Bill can't understand why Cissy won't tell him what's troubling her.

Danny finds himself in an embarrassing situation when Kathy's uncle visits.

Mary wants to reform a carefree basketball player.

Helping a pregnant woman gives engaged Mike pause.

Bub acts as chaperon for Robbie's costume party.

Lucy helps a man (Ken Berry) start a dancing school.

Lucy and Viv stumble into Joan Crawford's home when their car breaks down.

A writer doing a series on happily married couples chooses the Ricardos.

A fast-talking.

Ricky tries his hand at psychology to help Lucy overcome her mania for buying hats.

When Ricky makes a film and sells it to a producer, Lucy decides to get into the act.

Inspired by Murray's 20th anniversary party, Ted pops the question to Georgette.

Brenda, depressed and feeling in a rut, decides to pack up and move to San Francisco.

Ann and Don go on separate computer dates.

When Donald asks Ann to house sit for him, she is shocked to discover his frat brother Harry Banner is also staying there.

A wedding cruise to Alaska brings love and conflicts to both the guests and Julie; guests Lorne Greene, Mark Harmon.

Naomi causes problems at home when she decides to become a flight attendant.

Iola's blind date sets his sights on Mama.

James insists that Florida stay in a private hospital instead of the clinic for a minor operation.

Thelma receives unexpected support for her engagement to.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Christmas dinner finds Archie playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war.

Mike tells Teresa and her boyfriend they can have the Bunker house to themselves because Archie and Edith are away for the weekend in New Jersey. This turns out to be a bad idea when Archie and Edith miss their bus and come back home that same night.

Dan's (John Larroquette) plan to land an interview in a high-society newspaper backfires. With Harry Anderson.

Harry considers his future -- Columbia Law School or touring with his idol; Christine faces Election Day.

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

Dick Cavett causes great excitement when he offers to submit Sam's memoirs to his publisher.

Coach becomes a slave driver when he's put in charge of a Little League team.

When Elaine is offered a job in Seattle, the gang reminisces about how each became a cabbie.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.

For the sake of their marriage, as well as Emily's Master's Degree and Bob's heavy work schedule, the Hartleys decide that it would be best if they took up separate residences.

Joanna (Mary Frann) fumes when she learns that Dick (Bob Newhart) once proposed to an old flame (Shelley Fabares).

The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

Bilko must recruit soldiers to attend a lecture on Beethoven.

Performances by Judy Garland, Tom Jones, Marquis Chimps, Peter Sellers, Sophie Tucker, Bobby Vinton, Dick Cavett, Henny Youngman and the Animals.

The Rolling Stones; Petula Clark; Ricky McCormick; the Muppets; Alan King; the Supremes.

Dobie feigns illness to win a beautiful nurse.

A female photographer who arrives to take pictures of a model teacher catches the eye of Mr. Boynton, infuriating Miss Brooks, who forces herself between the two.

Jack Klugman is tonight's guest star; Jack plays a skeptical man annoyed by his sister-in-law's visiting date: a clairvoyant; Carol, Tim and Harvey get a little work done in a very tiny office.Guests: Jack Klugman..

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

Buffy and Jody travel all around the city looking for the owner of a $20 bill.

Danny is scheduled to host a televised benefit show; when Liz tells him she booked Bob Hope as a guest, Danny's afraid Bob will steal the show and threatens to quit.

Jeff finds the winning raffle ticket for a new car.

Robbie teaches American customs to a Chinese girl.

The family may be moving to Hawaii.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney cause Sid Caesar to be arrested.

Lucy learns that Mr. Mooney is being considered for the presidency of a San Francisco bank.

Lucy and Ethel disagree over the ownership of a winning.

Lucy sets out to win a free trip to Hawaii for herself and the Mertzes.

Lucy and Ethel dress up as two maids from Mars for a publicity stunt.

Ricky and the Mertzes are the central characters in Lucy's first novel.

Mary tries to help a girl she met in a jail cell.

Bored with her life, Ida decides to become a.

Ann and Don take a week's vacation before Ann is to go on the road with a show.

While in Philadelphia for a pre-Broadway play, Ann finds that she misses Don.

A wedding cruise to Alaska brings love and conflicts to both the guests and Julie; guests Lorne Greene, Mark Harmon.

Mama joins a group that opposes pornography.

Bubba and Mama apply for the same job at a local fast-food stand.

James is miserable to be around, and money -- or the lack of it -- is responsible.

Florida and James go off to a mountain cabin for a romantic celebration of their 20th wedding anniversary.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair and sends it to Kressler's for repair. Archie becomes upset but then faces a dilemma when he finds the chair has accidentally become part of a modern art exhibit.

Mike craftily gets out of taking Gloria to a party so he can go skiing with the boys.

Christine (Markie Post) is elected to Congress; Bull (Richard Moll) is kidnapped by aliens; Harry (Harry Anderson) rejects a faculty job.

Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.

While serving jury duty, Rob finds himself siding with the female defendant.

Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

Diane is furious, when she sees that Sam and her old school chum find each other very attractive.

Sam and Diane separate for a week to re-evaluate their relationship.

Elaine's indecision over whether to accept a job in Seattle prompts the cabbies to continue reminiscing.

Felix and Oscar attend a group therapy session after driving each other to near distraction.

As Howard prepares to introduce Howie to Ellen, he tries to mold Ellen into an image the boy will like.

Ned Vanderkellen (Lyle Talbot) drops dead during his 100th-birthday party at the family mansion. Jose Ferrer and Patricia Morrill guest star.

The Kramdens and Nortons find out the cottage they own is not the one they originally looked at.

Army life takes on a new meaning for Bilko.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

A girl's policeman father objects to Dobie.

Miss Brooks oversleeps for class thanks to some sleeping pills Mrs. Davis had stored in an aspirin bottle. Later, others make the same mistake and doze off in Conklin's office.

Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

Preparations for Thanksgiving dinner turn into a kitchen catastrophe for Danny and the gang.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

When French is called away, his brother fills in.

Superstitions haunt Danny the evening before his nightclub opening.

Jeff and Alex decide to collect their overdue debts.

Chip's stone frog may indeed be magical.

The show-business fever reawakens in Bub.

Lucy causes a family crisis when she waits up for Chris, who is out on a date.

Lucy goes after Jerry's math teacher for a Saturday night date.

Lucy organizes an orchestra among her girlfriends and asks Ricky to help.

Ricky objects to Lucy's.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes pool their resources to buy a restaurant.

When Cousin Ernie (Tennessee Ernie Ford) wears out his welcome, Lucy tries to scare him away.

Lou is terrified at the thought of making the acceptance speech for an award he has won.

Mary shows up unexpectedly and throws a monkey wrench into Rhoda and Joe's plans for a long-awaited weekend alone.

Donald writes an article on a newfangled psychological exam, and he tries to use it on Ann and the Baumans.

Ann and Don argue about his play based on her life.

A woman is attracted to a disabled man; Julie meets a now-married old friend; a man believes all relationships come in three stages.

Vint is certain he was adopted when he discovers some disturbing information on his birth certificate.

Mama participates in a.

Florida gets the biggest surprise when she gives a surprise baby shower.

Florida fears the worst when a change in school causes a change in Michael.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Archie is touched twice by tragedy -- Stretch Cunningham's death and being chosen to deliver the eulogy.

Gloria's discovery about Edith leads her to convince Mike to give Archie a lecture on the facts of life.

The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.

Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed. Guest: Judy Landers.

Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.

Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women.

Carla asks Sam to accompany her to her ex-husband's wedding ceremony to his blonde bimbo Loretta.

A wealthy customer discloses that the Cheers gang will be remembered in his will.

Latka and Simka host a matchmaking party where each of the cabbies is guaranteed to meet his or her perfect mate.

Felix gets Oscar in trouble with the IRS when he is called in on a minor matter.

Bob gives up most of his private practice to become the staff psychologist with a major insurance company. He soon learns that it's possible for a man in the corporate world to do his job too well.

During a heavy snowstorm, George (Tom Poston) enlists Dick's (Bob Newhart) help to embark on a mission to repair the town's damaged bell tower.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Bilko sees a rich GI as a ticket to saloon ownership.

The Doors; Jack Benny; Yul Brynner; Flip Wilson; Robert Goulet.

Bobby Vinton; Gordon McRae; Shirley Bassey.

Dobie and Zelda seem headed for the altar.

The students strike for better food.

A spoof of.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Cindy develops tonsillitis the weekend Mike is planning to take the family on his boss's boat.

The twins turn to a friendly window washer for help with their homework.

Danny opens up to Oscar Schultz, a waiter at Lindy's Restaurant who is marrying a woman with children, about going on honeymoon with kids.

Jeff heads to a neighboring city to become a success.

Mike decides to teach Sally how to fish.

Mike's Japanese former girlfriend comes to town.

Chaos results after Lucy volunteers to referee Jerry's football game.

Lucy decides to give the bank a good scare when they give her $2,000 instead of $20.

Lucy tries to get Tennessee Ernie to go home by pleading poverty.

Lucy and Ethel, tired of being.

Ricky's two-month job in Maine leads the Ricardos to consider subletting their apartment.

Ricky hires a business expert to help solve the family budget problems.

A con artist convinces Ted to lend his name to a broadcasting school.

After Rhoda and Joe are robbed, Rhoda blames it on Carlton's inefficiency and he is fired.

Ann's new movie role calls for a nude scene.

Ann invites her parents and Don's for Thanksgiving.

A woman doctor treats flu-stricken Doc; a woman sees her former ballet partner; a jilted girl invites a cab driver to sail with her.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

Mama feels inferior when her rich cousin visits.

The family is divided when James and Florida support rival candidates in a local election.

The fact that Willona's new boyfriend has a physical disability creates a very awkward problem.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

When a crowded subway is invaded by an obnoxious drunk, Mike violates one of his strongest principles.

The Bunker home is ravaged by fire -- then by Archie -- in an effort to collect more insurance money.

Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman (Janis Paige) announces she is his long-lost mother.

Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.

Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking.

Rob's brother (Jerry Van Dyke) auditions for the show while awake.

Sam and Diane want to spend some time alone together, but the lonely Coach keeps joining them.

Sam questions Norm's abilities when he hires him as an accountant.

Jim is left a fortune when his father dies but must convince a judge he's mentally competent in order to collect.

Felix persuades Oscar to release his secretary, Myrna, so she can have a shot at a show business career.

Bob's office routine becomes a wreck when Jerry hires a temporary receptionist. She's a very nice but very vague woman who can't even get Bob's name straight.

Dick hopes Joanna sees the light about her fear of eye doctors.

Ralph breaks a leg in a bus accident; the Kramdens have trouble remembering a movie star's name.

Bilko is off to Hollywood to serve as technical adviser for a film.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

Dobie competes with a junior tycoon for a girl.

Conklin, Boynton, and Miss Brooks attend the reading of the will of Mr. Casey, a cat.

An installment ofGuests: Madeline Kahn..