An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

Sam tries to initiate a relationship with Rebecca after discovering that she has been dreaming about him.

Sam is the runner-up in the race for Rebecca when she is swept off her feet by another man (Roger Rees).

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

Alex's new romantic affair with a famous television soap opera actress leads to thoughts of matrimony.

After their apartment is robbed, Felix talks Oscar into moving into Security Arms.

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

Max and 99 join a hippie group suspected of kidnapping an important foreign minister for KAOS.

The Kramdens and the Nortons go on vacation together; the girls want to go to Atlantic City, but the boys decide on Fred's Landing.

The bride's mother moves in with honeymooners; with Shelley Fabares, Morey Amsterdam.

Bilko whips up a zany play that he hopes will land the gang in a rest camp.

Bob and Linda pretend that they are single. "Love and the Athlete" George has been told by his boss to tell a woman that she is a man.

Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Putrified Forest.Guests: Steve Lawrence, Paul Sand..

Dale and Diane are too shy to get acquainted. "Love and the Busy Husband" Harry Burton is very involved in his work, too involved.

A man awaits a computer-chosen date; a man wants his ex-wife to pose as his current spouse.

Herbert balks at signing his will.

Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his "unfairness.".

After students and teachers begin swapping their useless junk with each other, Mr. Boynton and Old Marblehead trade like mad for majority ownership of Walter Denton's old car.

Sam fights a traffic ticket to demonstrate his principles to Mike.

Kate's friend Elsie comes to Shady Rest while waiting to have her baby.

Emmett feels he's getting old when he realizes that he'll soon be 50.

Ann deals with acting and meeting Don's parents.

An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

Peter discovers he has a look-alike at school and takes him home to play a trick on his family.

Bill worries about modern influences on the siblings.

Danny finds himself in an embarrassing situation when Kathy's uncle visits.

Donna's concerned about Jeff's average report card.

Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) decide to leave the Douglas household and move to a borrowed apartment.

Soon after Katie and Chip get their driving licenses, the car collects a big scratch, but neither will plead guilty.

A 100-year-old promise puts Lucy in charge of Harry's business.

Lucy competes with Vivian in a pie-baking contest.

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

Upon meeting an old boyfriend and his fiancee, Mary sets off an unexpected chain of events.

Marion decides that she needs to get a job and starts work as a waitress at Arnold's.

Laverne's cousin Antonio visits from Italy and stays at the apartment. The guys prank him.

A recuperating woman (Joan Rivers) seeks renewal; a lawyer's parents consider divorce; Gopher becomes involved with a pretty stowaway.

A movie actress (Joan Collins) charms the captain; a married passenger meets an old beau; a hairdresser pines for a former girlfriend.

Jethro discovers that it is his color television set that has won the heart of the maid next door.

Granny distills a love potion intended to land a husband for her "decrepit" granddaughter, Elly.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.

Archie feels that the chain letter he threw away has suddenly caused him bad luck and physical pains.

When Melanie's secretive son (Joe Jonas) comes to visit, she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him; Victoria is nominated for an Emmy, so Elka helps her fake a deadly disease to gain sympathy and votes.

When a tornado threatens Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

Sam, encouraged by Robin Colcord, toys with the idea of opening his own bar.

Cliff experiences a peculiar case of blindness that inexplicably manifests whenever his new-found love brings up the topic of marriage.

Latka decides to return to his native country to fight in a revolution.

Felix's grandfather, tossed out by his wife because of his jealousy, arrives at his grandson's apartment.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

Smart and 99 search for a KAOS agent who has the antidote to some poison Max received.

Ralph wants to take out a loan to buy a hot-dog stand.

Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan.

Carl Reiner and Melba Moore guest star on this episode; the Non-Violent Theatre presentation of a WWII film: The Plot To Hurt Hitler.Guests: Carl Reiner, Melba Moore..

For love, Dobie works in a shoe shop.

A fabulous ball gown and flowers are delivered to Miss Brooks from a secret admirer as she prepares for the school's masquerade ball.

Uncle Joe has fallen in love with a new librarian Phyllis Marsh, who is opening a library inside the baggage car of the Cannonball.

Ann deals with acting and meeting Don's parents.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

Peter discovers he has a look-alike at school and takes him home to play a trick on his family.

Bill worries about modern influences on the siblings.

Danny finds himself in an embarrassing situation when Kathy's uncle visits.

Donna's concerned about Jeff's average report card.

Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) decide to leave the Douglas household and move to a borrowed apartment.

Soon after Katie and Chip get their driving licenses, the car collects a big scratch, but neither will plead guilty.

A 100-year-old promise puts Lucy in charge of Harry's business.

Lucy competes with Vivian in a pie-baking contest.

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

Upon meeting an old boyfriend and his fiancee, Mary sets off an unexpected chain of events.

Marion decides that she needs to get a job and starts work as a waitress at Arnold's.

Laverne's cousin Antonio visits from Italy and stays at the apartment. The guys prank him.

A recuperating woman (Joan Rivers) seeks renewal; a lawyer's parents consider divorce; Gopher becomes involved with a pretty stowaway.

A movie actress (Joan Collins) charms the captain; a married passenger meets an old beau; a hairdresser pines for a former girlfriend.

Jethro discovers that it is his color television set that has won the heart of the maid next door.

Granny distills a love potion intended to land a husband for her "decrepit" granddaughter, Elly.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.

Archie feels that the chain letter he threw away has suddenly caused him bad luck and physical pains.

When Melanie's secretive son (Joe Jonas) comes to visit, she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him; Victoria is nominated for an Emmy, so Elka helps her fake a deadly disease to gain sympathy and votes.

When a tornado threatens Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

Sam, encouraged by Robin Colcord, toys with the idea of opening his own bar.

Cliff experiences a peculiar case of blindness that inexplicably manifests whenever his new-found love brings up the topic of marriage.

Latka decides to return to his native country to fight in a revolution.

Felix's grandfather, tossed out by his wife because of his jealousy, arrives at his grandson's apartment.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

Smart and 99 search for a KAOS agent who has the antidote to some poison Max received.

Ralph wants to take out a loan to buy a hot-dog stand.

Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan.

Carl Reiner and Melba Moore guest star on this episode; the Non-Violent Theatre presentation of a WWII film: The Plot To Hurt Hitler.Guests: Carl Reiner, Melba Moore..

For love, Dobie works in a shoe shop.

A fabulous ball gown and flowers are delivered to Miss Brooks from a secret admirer as she prepares for the school's masquerade ball.

Uncle Joe has fallen in love with a new librarian Phyllis Marsh, who is opening a library inside the baggage car of the Cannonball.

Ann goes all out to recover her lost engagement ring.

D.J. tries to stop Kimmy from eloping with her new boyfriend; Joey gets an opportunity to meet the Queen of England.

When D.J.'s prank backfires, Jesse decides to take the blame.

Jesse is worried when Rebecca wants to bungee jump; D.J. and Stephanie trick Michelle.

Stephanie is stood up by the boy of her dreams; Jesse can't find any peace and quiet because of Kimmy.

Bobby and Oliver become convinced they have discovered a spy plot that involves Mike.

Bill plans to wed in Rome; the twins fear separation.

Danny is scheduled to host a televised benefit show; when Liz tells him she booked Bob Hope as a guest, Danny's afraid Bob will steal the show and threatens to quit.

A military academy student refuses to provide details surrounding his injury.

Chip invites a long-haired, guitar-playing boy from Liverpool to be a key addition to his off-key band.

Robbie and Katie agree to act as chaperons when Chip and his friends decide to spend a weekend at a cabin in the mountains.

Lucy and another secretary (Carol Burnett) clash in a contest.

Lucy creates bedlam when she accompanies Chris roller-skating.

As usual, Rob finds he has too many "stars" on his hands when he tries to direct this year's show for the Parent Council.

Lou achieves his lifelong ambition to be the owner of a bar.

Some of the memorable adventures of Richie, Potsie, Ralph, Fonzie and the Cunninghams are recalled.

Laverne and Shirley need a job so they take a waitress job at Lenny's greasy diner.

April fears she will not pass a citizenship test; a man (Michael J. Fox) dislikes a crew member; a woman plots to snare a bachelor.

Vicki meets a young passenger with a drug problem; Gopher's uncle (Red Buttons) falls in love; a man enters into a competitive romance.

Mr. Drysdale and Granny try to marry off Jed to a woman they believe is a millionaire.

The Clampetts think a dieting billionaire is a starving farmer, and they try to fatten him up.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Mike is enraged when Gloria receives a pink slip in her paycheck because she is pregnant.

Edith refuses to stop her volunteer work at the home for the aged despite Archie's orders.

Elka reunites with an old friend; the ladies struggle to raise bail; Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbor; Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting Joy's friends; Victoria loses her fortune.

Melanie meets her boyfriend's family and finds two big obstacles; Joy's green-card scam with Rick goes awry; Victoria dates an ancient billionaire; Elka goes on a bender.

Rob's living room needs to be painted so he hires a colorful master painter from Rome.

Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing trip.

Norm's creation of a fictional house-painting partner results in real problems for him.

Rebecca invites the mayor of Boston to the Cheers' centennial anniversary party; Lilith goes into labor as the festivities surrounding the bar's 100th anniversary hit a high note.

A couple of cabbies quickly claim responsibility when Elaine begins receiving mysterious love messages from a secret admirer.

Felix invests his and Oscar's money in Mr. Wing's Japanese restaurant.

When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her.

Just before CONTROL's top scientist dies, he confesses that the real brain behind his work is Dr. T.

Alice disagrees with Ralph and Ed's choice of a political candidate; what Ralph thought was a costume party turns out to be a formal affair for his boss.

Three angry GIs tell Hall of Bilko's misconduct.

Carol's special guests are Jack Cassidy and Tim Conway; Tim plays a 35 year old orphan looking to be adopted in a sketch, then joins Jack and Carol for tonight's Old Old Movie, The Story Of A Star.Guests: Jack Cassidy, Tim Conway..

Dobie and Chatsworth vie for a grocer's daughter.

Miss Brooks forgets to mail a letter for Mr. Conklin, resulting in his insurance not being paid; Mr. Boynton is injured on property owned by Conklin, and the threat of a lawsuit from Boynton's ambulance-chasing lawyer has Conklin worked into a panic.

Homer Bedloe learns that an Indian tribe owns the land on which the tracks lay.

Ann must protect Lou from another woman.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Cindy becomes convinced that she is soon to be discovered as the new Shirley Temple.

French contemplates marriage to raise his professional esteem.

Superstitions haunt Danny the evening before his nightclub opening.

Donna decides she is being too sweet to everyone.

Robbie (Don Grady) displays a bit of jealousy when his bride innocently agrees to tutor a handsome ex-boyfriend.

Katie launches a one-woman suffrage campaign when Uncle Charley makes her feel unnecessary in the Douglas household.

Lucy hires Richard Burton (who is disguised as a plumber) to fix her leaking tap. She accidentally gets Elizabeth Taylor's famous ring stuck on her finger and winds up substituting her left arm for Liz's at the Burton's banquet later that evening.

Lucy helps promote the career of a plumber who is a double for Jack Benny.

Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.

Phyllis sets up her brother with Mary, but he ruins her plans by going for Rhoda instead.

Richie, Ralph, Potsie and Fonzie receive notices to report for Army physicals.

To prove a point, Shirley insists that she and Laverne sit at separate tables at a restaurant.

An actress (Mary Martin) rekindles romance; a shy man (Ben Murphy) copes with a jealous love; a father-in-law (Milton Berle) meddles.

A landlady plans to sue a tenant; a professor meets his replacement; a magician's daughter falls in love.

The senior Clampetts plan an old-fashioned barn dance, but Elly and Jethro turn it into a rock 'n' roll blast.

Mrs. Drysdale's father, a wily Bostonian short of cash, finds it's not too easy to part the Clampetts from their gold.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Archie is upset over Gloria and Mike's ideas for names for the baby and needs to remain calm for a physical at his workplace.

Gloria suspects the worst after Mike's once-a-week job of tutoring a college student turns into a twice-a-week job.

The ladies compete for the affections of Elka's attractive new lawyer; Elka gets more bad news.

Joy ends up with a younger man; Melanie tries to catch the eye of a doctor; Victoria gets into a cat fight with Melanie Griffith; Elka has an enhancement idea for Grady Sizemore.

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.

French singing idol Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

Carla holds up well after Eddie is killed in a freak accident -- until his other widow (Anne De Salvo) shows up.

The men of Cheers are too squeamish to attend the circumcision ceremony of Frasier and Lilith's baby.

Fearing that his girlfriend, Zena, will break up with him, Louie finally decides to meet her parents; nervous Louie pays Alex to accompany him and to make sure that he doesn't step out of line.

At a get-together arranged by Felix, Oscar and Blanche compare notes on the party that led to their divorce.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

Max, an exact look-alike for the king, agrees to take his place as a decoy.

Ralph writes a nasty letter to his boss and then scrambles to get it back.

A bashful soldier has Bilko believing that a potential Miss America lives near Roseville.

Kaye Ballard and Tim Conway are Carol's guests tonight for an evening of sketches, highlighted by the game show spoof The Dater's Game; Tim plays a service station attendant meeting a bank robber.Guests: Tim Conway, Kaye Ballard..

A French girl makes Maynard her protector.

Brooks, Conklin and Boynton investigate when Mr. Bagley, the mailman, suddenly quits his job and leaves no forwarding address.

Crabtree Corners gets an automatic voting machine, threatening Hooterville's claim to be the first community to file election returns.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

Two sly publishers hire Ann as a writer.

Willie (Max Wright) talks to a psychologist (Bill Daily) about ALF.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Mike's boss (Jim Backus) sends a pool table to the family as a gift.

The siblings insist on nursing injured Bill.

Danny opens up to Oscar Schultz, a waiter at Lindy's Restaurant who is marrying a woman with children, about going on honeymoon with kids.

A devious girl manages Mary's class-secretary campaign.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) believes that he's a jinx, but the Douglases assure him that they will stand by him anyway.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) and Tramp follow a movie-star map and wind up spending the day as guests of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Lucy takes up skydiving to discourage Craig's and Kim's new hobbies.

Lucy and Viv get into trouble when they brag about their skiing ability.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

Mary and Rhoda have a talk with Ted's girlfriend, Georgette, who they think is being taken for granted.

Joanie gets more excitement than she counts on when she sneaks out to a Red Devils party.

After losing their jobs, the girls decide to move to California.

The luxury liner sails on a Country Music Jamboree Cruise; guests Mel Tillis, Tanya Tucker, Minnie Pearl, Lulu Roman.

The luxury liner sails on a Country Music Jamboree Cruise; guests Mel Tillis, Tanya Tucker, Minnie Pearl, Lulu Roman.

When Mr. Farquhar asks Granny to Las Vegas, she thinks he is proposing an elopement rather than a gambling spree.

The Clampett estate becomes a battlefield when Jethro enrolls in an exclusive Beverly Hills military academy.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

When Archie is mugged, he ends up on trial for having an illegal weapon in his possession.

Gloria is fed up with pregnancy and frustrated that she is nine days overdue and Mike finds himself the target of her anger.

The ladies return to L.A. for Victoria's "All My Children" gig; Melanie tries to sell her house.

The ladies' L.A. adventures continue; Elka's quest for the movie star of her dreams results in a surprise meeting.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

Actor Woody has to explain a stage smooch to his girlfriend; the guys engage in a "best beard" contest.

Robin Colcord's lavish -- and well-protected -- apartment is the setting for Sam and Rebecca's latest misadventure.

Jim brings his new pet, an over-the-hill racehorse, to the garage.

Oscar arranges for Felix to cover an international wrestling match.

It's a matter of principal versus principle when Emily refuses to skip one of her students ahead two grades at the elementary school where she teaches, despite the prodding of the school's principal.

Max and 99 discover that a guru is plotting a wide-scale hypnotizing scheme.-- Changed stoptime! --.

Bilko is blamed when a chimpanzee is inducted.-- Changed starttime! --.

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.Guests: Petula Clark, John Byner..

Dobie feigns illness to win a beautiful nurse.

After Walter greatly exaggerates Miss Brooks' carpentry skills, Connie is put in charge of rebuilding the garage that Mr. Conklin's electrical skills exploded.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

Willie (Max Wright) talks to a psychologist (Bill Daily) about ALF.