After Sam and Diane clash at Janet's press conference, Janet demands a romantic commitment from Sam.

Carla and Frasier are dying to know whether Sam proposed to Diane or Janet Eldridge.

A trip to Peoria turns into one long embarrassment for Bob when Jerry introduces him to a pretty girl named Janine, who doesn't seem to care that Bob is a married man.

One of Bob's more masculine patients enthusiastically slaps him on the back and, unfortunately for Bob, it throws his back out. Even more unfortunately, Bob and Emily were supposed to be going to Mexico for a vacation.

Rev. Dan Bradford seeks professional advice from Bob and then makes a startling announcement in his Sunday sermon.

With Carol on vacation, Emily is elected to fill in as the receptionist. Everyone loves the idea -- except Bob.

Verna asks for Agent Smart's help to flee with a KAOS-agent list.

Max and 99 search for a KAOS agent who reprogrammed Hymie the robot.

Sledge (David Rasche) becomes engrossed in a survivalist war game to find out who murdered a businessman. With John Paragon, Roderick Cook and Anthony DeLongis.

On a narcotics investigation, Sledge and Doreau, posing as newlyweds, get tipsy and are found asleep with arms entwined.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Actor Francis X. Bushman tries to guess the secret word: chair.

Ozzie and Thorny test out their acting talents in a women's club play.

Ozzie develops a merit/demerit system for the boys allowances based on chores done around the house.

Mary meets a boy planning to join the Foreign Legion.

Donna thinks Alex should head the board of health.

Alex neglects his taxes until the last minute.

Alex's music-box tobacco jar is accidentally broken.

A middle-aged aristocrat wants to wed Don.

Ann is jealous of Don's beautiful secretary.

Everyone has helpful suggestions when Ann tries to decide how to spend a large sum of money.

A window washer's wife thinks her husband loves Ann.

Rhoda struggles to clear her name when she is mistakenly arrested for soliciting.

Rhoda gives Joe an ultimatum: Either he comes back or she starts seeing other men.

A mysterious suitor sends Rhoda roses, chocolates and a diamond pendant.

Brenda's boyfriend, Nick, has two weeks to become a superstar or else go into the garbage-collecting business with his father.

While in Hollywood for a convention, a young reporter tries to seduce Ted Baxter.

Mary and Lou agree to ask for salary increases at the same time.

The station manager hires a renowned critic who verbally attacks Minneapolis and its people.

Lou is caught in a dilemma when an Army buddy, a one-time Casanova, asks him to arrange a date with Mary.

Laverne and Shirley have to run an obstacle course in order to qualify for police work.

Laverne is asked to go to a debutante ball with Lenny, and they discover that he is a Polish count.

Laverne has a dream that she and Shirley are in their 80s and neither are married.

The girls decide to help Carmine raise the money to start his own dance studio.

Vint's embarrassed at work when Mama brings him his childhood lunch box.

A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family.

A family war erupts when Vint and Naomi want to switch bedrooms with Bubba.

When Bubba comes home tipsy, Mama is reminded of a drunken incident involving Eunice.

The Ricardos' apartment begins to resemble a pet shop when Little Ricky gets a dog.

Lucy urges Ricky to put a deposit on a country house.

Ricky thinks horses are too expensive to keep as pets, so Lucy tries to hide her newly won Thoroughbred.

Lucy competes with Vivian in a pie-baking contest.

Lucy creates bedlam when she accompanies Chris roller-skating.

Lucy and another secretary (Carol Burnett) clash in a contest.

Lucy hires Richard Burton (who is disguised as a plumber) to fix her leaking tap. She accidentally gets Elizabeth Taylor's famous ring stuck on her finger and winds up substituting her left arm for Liz's at the Burton's banquet later that evening.

Lucy and Ricky reconsider their decision of moving into their new Connecticut home.

The Ricardos get settled in their country home and decide to visit the Mertzes.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

Two practical jokers decide to get married. In the second story, parents are worried about their daughter's trip to Europe.

Sarah and John arrive home separately; Eleanor puts an ad in the paper for a lost dog that she never had.

A girl tries to attract an artist to get a modeling assignment.

A young couple think that their landlord is a vampire. "Love and the Advice Givers": The magic is gone out of Mel and Audrey's marriage.

Tempers flare when Sam, Goober and Howard form a club and don't tell Emmett.

Sam insists that Mike do his own homework when he has to build a teepee.

Howard becomes the host of a local television show featuring poetry.

Millie buys a poultry farm against Sam's advice.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election.

Dismayed at the prospect of caring for three children, Bill decides to send Cissy away.

Kathy is summoned to jury duty -- and Danny's left with the household chores.

Donna regrets grounding Mary and Jeff.

Critic Mike gets the chance to improve the school newspaper's sports page.

A strange sequence of events fuels Chip's desire to be a big brother.

Lucy ends up as a penguin after investing in a frozen milk stand.

An ex-pug trains under Lucy's guidance in an attempt to make a comeback.

Lucy and Ethel believe they are entitled to equal rights with men.

The Ricardos forget their resolution not to show snapshots of their youngster when friends come to visit.

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

When the star of WJM's variety show quits, Ted and Georgette host the program.

Bickering over bills threatens Al and Fonzie's plan to reopen Arnold's.

Frank gets jealous after seeing Mrs. Babish with her ex-husband.

A charity cruise features conflict, adventure, deception and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders; guest Ginger Rogers.

A charity cruise features conflict, adventure, deception and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders; guest Ginger Rogers.

A beauty-contest winner from the hills and her father come to visit Jethro with marriage on their minds.

Backwoods freeloader Lafe Crick lingers on at the Clampett mansion as an unwanted guest in search of an easy fortune.

Mama is jealous when Iola acquires a new best friend.

Iola, Bubba and Mama fantasize about marriage after attending a wedding. Guest star: Joseph Campanella.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Archie gets a great bargain on a watch and is upset when it breaks. Mike is convinced the watch is stolen and afraid that if Archie gets it fixed it will lead the jeweler to discover it is a hot watch.

When a swastika is found on their front door, the Bunkers go into a frenzy.

Elka tries to get a not-guilty verdict at her trial; Joy becomes enmeshed in scandal when she does a favor for the first lady of Ohio.

The women go looking for Elka in Amish country; Joy faces deportation; Victoria finds herself accepted in the Amish community.

Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Diane has second thoughts about having refused Sam's marriage proposal.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

Alex takes his ex-wife to Latka and Simka's traditional Christmas party to rid her of the holiday blues.

Felix is told he can direct a razor commercial on television provided he can get football star Deacon Jones to appear in it.

An attractive divorcee (Mariette Hartley) creates a feud between Jerry and Howard when she starts dating both of them.

Max becomes the head of the Guild of Surviving CONTROL Agents.

Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Indebted Bilko starts a mink farm to raise cash.

Guest Stars Mel Tormé, Nanette Fabray, and Don Rickles pitch in to help tell The Tin Pan Alley Story; Mel and Carol are songwriting team Potts and Panz on their road to -- and from -- stardom.Guests: Nanette Fabray, Mel Torme, Don Rickles..

Toody and Muldoon try to avoid giving out tickets so they won't have to appear in court on their day off.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ozzie and Harriet invite Nancy Baker over for dinner, hoping she will choose to go to an upcoming dance with David instead of the neighbor's son, Will Thornberry, while David worries more about his football team than anything else.

Ann and Don work on a project about Ann's life as a young actress; the two get into an argument about the details of her life.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election.

Dismayed at the prospect of caring for three children, Bill decides to send Cissy away.

Kathy is summoned to jury duty -- and Danny's left with the household chores.

Donna regrets grounding Mary and Jeff.

Critic Mike gets the chance to improve the school newspaper's sports page.

A strange sequence of events fuels Chip's desire to be a big brother.

Lucy ends up as a penguin after investing in a frozen milk stand.

An ex-pug trains under Lucy's guidance in an attempt to make a comeback.

Lucy and Ethel believe they are entitled to equal rights with men.

The Ricardos forget their resolution not to show snapshots of their youngster when friends come to visit.

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

When the star of WJM's variety show quits, Ted and Georgette host the program.

Bickering over bills threatens Al and Fonzie's plan to reopen Arnold's.

Frank gets jealous after seeing Mrs. Babish with her ex-husband.

A charity cruise features conflict, adventure, deception and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders; guest Ginger Rogers.

A charity cruise features conflict, adventure, deception and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders; guest Ginger Rogers.

A beauty-contest winner from the hills and her father come to visit Jethro with marriage on their minds.

Backwoods freeloader Lafe Crick lingers on at the Clampett mansion as an unwanted guest in search of an easy fortune.

Mama is jealous when Iola acquires a new best friend.

Iola, Bubba and Mama fantasize about marriage after attending a wedding. Guest star: Joseph Campanella.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Archie gets a great bargain on a watch and is upset when it breaks. Mike is convinced the watch is stolen and afraid that if Archie gets it fixed it will lead the jeweler to discover it is a hot watch.

When a swastika is found on their front door, the Bunkers go into a frenzy.

Elka tries to get a not-guilty verdict at her trial; Joy becomes enmeshed in scandal when she does a favor for the first lady of Ohio.

The women go looking for Elka in Amish country; Joy faces deportation; Victoria finds herself accepted in the Amish community.

Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Diane has second thoughts about having refused Sam's marriage proposal.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

Alex takes his ex-wife to Latka and Simka's traditional Christmas party to rid her of the holiday blues.

Felix is told he can direct a razor commercial on television provided he can get football star Deacon Jones to appear in it.

An attractive divorcee (Mariette Hartley) creates a feud between Jerry and Howard when she starts dating both of them.

Max becomes the head of the Guild of Surviving CONTROL Agents.

Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Indebted Bilko starts a mink farm to raise cash.

Guest Stars Mel Tormé, Nanette Fabray, and Don Rickles pitch in to help tell The Tin Pan Alley Story; Mel and Carol are songwriting team Potts and Panz on their road to -- and from -- stardom.Guests: Nanette Fabray, Mel Torme, Don Rickles..

Toody and Muldoon try to avoid giving out tickets so they won't have to appear in court on their day off.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ozzie and Harriet invite Nancy Baker over for dinner, hoping she will choose to go to an upcoming dance with David instead of the neighbor's son, Will Thornberry, while David worries more about his football team than anything else.

Ann and Don work on a project about Ann's life as a young actress; the two get into an argument about the details of her life.

Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.

The twins give Uncle Bill a hansom-cab horse.

Danny loses his agent by going over his head.

Donna and Alex try to hide disputes from the children.

Chip's bragging about his older brother results in Robbie trying to fix a grand piano.

Tramp brings home a stick of dynamite from World War II.

Lucy takes up pottery in order to replace Harry's valuable broken vase.

Lucy tries for the business of a millionaire country-music star.

Lucy vows to tell the truth for 24 hours.

Lucy does her best to crash Ricky's nightclub show.

Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.

Sue Ann faces unemployment when her "Happy Homemaker" show is canceled.

Howard decides to make a television commercial to boost his hardware business.

While visiting Laverne's grandmother in New York, Shirley finds romance and Laverne gets "engaged" to Squiggy.

The crew distracts Julie from a planned surprise; a wife finds a romantic letter; a father pressures his athlete daughter.

To avoid marriage, a man tells his girlfriend he's dying; Stubing's old flame returns; teenage lovers want the honeymoon suite.

Elly May decides to enter a beauty competition to become the queen of Beverly Hills, with some help from Miss Jane and the Drysdales; when Granny hears about the race, she wants to enter as well.

Still trying to get his hands on the Clampett millions, Lafe pays a return visit, ostensibly to give Granny a pawpaw tree.

Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

Mama leads a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Archie, Edith and Mike tell Gloria three different versions of the story of a refrigerator repairman's visit.

Archie sneaks off to night school in hopes of completing his high-school education.

The son Joy gave up stops by for a surprise visit; the women are on alert when Victoria's prison pen pal heads their way.

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

Frasier is invited to appear on a televised debate featuring several prominent psychiatrists.

Although she won't admit it, Carla is afraid to spend the night alone in her new house.

Louie wants to move into a classy apartment building, but first he must be approved by a panel of snobby tenants.

Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix is banned from Midtown Memorial Hospital.

A rather embarrassing operation leads to romance between Carol and her doctor. Everyone questions the relationship due to the new couple's age disparity.

Max and a KAOS kingpin start a kidnap spree to exchange prisoners.

Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Bilko believes he's going to appear on "The Ed Sullivan Show.".

Carol's guests tonight are Garry Moore and Durward Kirby; sketches include Carol as an increasingly-less dignified princess rehearsing a toast, and a peek inside the United States Safety Committee.Guests: Garry Moore, Durward Kirby..

Toody, Muldoon and their co-workers try to get a plaster cast of Sgt. Abrams' feet without him knowing it.

Connie's favorite student wants her to marry his widowed father.

Harriet finds an old poem supposedly written by Ozzie.

Ann's new movie role calls for a nude scene.