Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.

Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.

Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.

Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

Rose must test for AIDS following the revelation that she may have received a tainted transfusion.

Rose's childhood love reappears and vies with Miles for her attention.

Blanche's love life is the basis for her sister's romantic novel.

Dorothy sees an old flame; Blanche and Sophia fall prey to con artists.

Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds.

Dorothy's gambling addiction worries Sophia; Blanche dates a co-worker.

An FBI agent investigates the girls ahead of a possible visit from President Bush, which leads them to reminisce about their experiences together.

The girls continue to reminisce about their experiences together; an FBI agent announces that President Bush will be visiting their home; Dorothy readies a list of points to make to the president.

Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth.

Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital.

Stan interests Dorothy in re-establishing a relationship; Rose makes an ill-advised sale.

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.

Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.

Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.

George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.

Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.

Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.

George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).

Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.

Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.

Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.

Jerry and his friends have difficulty getting a table at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.

When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper John" McIntire, Majs. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan and Frank Burns, and Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly.

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper John" McIntire, Majs. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan and Frank Burns, and Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly.

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper John" McIntire, Majs. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan and Frank Burns, and Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly.

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper John" McIntire, Majs. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan and Frank Burns, and Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly.

Marshal Matt Dillon (then-newcomer James Arness) tries to prevent lawlessness from overtaking Dodge City, Kan. Helping to keep him grounded are saloon proprietor Miss Kitty Russell and Doc Adams. The television series grew out of the long-running radio serial of the same name, although for a short time they were both on the airwaves.

Marshal Matt Dillon (then-newcomer James Arness) tries to prevent lawlessness from overtaking Dodge City, Kan. Helping to keep him grounded are saloon proprietor Miss Kitty Russell and Doc Adams. The television series grew out of the long-running radio serial of the same name, although for a short time they were both on the airwaves.

Marshal Matt Dillon (then-newcomer James Arness) tries to prevent lawlessness from overtaking Dodge City, Kan. Helping to keep him grounded are saloon proprietor Miss Kitty Russell and Doc Adams. The television series grew out of the long-running radio serial of the same name, although for a short time they were both on the airwaves.

Marshal Matt Dillon (then-newcomer James Arness) tries to prevent lawlessness from overtaking Dodge City, Kan. Helping to keep him grounded are saloon proprietor Miss Kitty Russell and Doc Adams. The television series grew out of the long-running radio serial of the same name, although for a short time they were both on the airwaves.

Marshal Matt Dillon (then-newcomer James Arness) tries to prevent lawlessness from overtaking Dodge City, Kan. Helping to keep him grounded are saloon proprietor Miss Kitty Russell and Doc Adams. The television series grew out of the long-running radio serial of the same name, although for a short time they were both on the airwaves.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents - who happen to live across the street. Mom Marie loves to meddle in his life, while older brother Robert sometimes resents his success, and Dad Frank just makes comments and raids the fridge. Nevertheless, Ray manages to keep a bright outlook and a sense of humor, leaving the hard issues to his more-practical wife, Debra.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents - who happen to live across the street. Mom Marie loves to meddle in his life, while older brother Robert sometimes resents his success, and Dad Frank just makes comments and raids the fridge. Nevertheless, Ray manages to keep a bright outlook and a sense of humor, leaving the hard issues to his more-practical wife, Debra.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents - who happen to live across the street. Mom Marie loves to meddle in his life, while older brother Robert sometimes resents his success, and Dad Frank just makes comments and raids the fridge. Nevertheless, Ray manages to keep a bright outlook and a sense of humor, leaving the hard issues to his more-practical wife, Debra.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents - who happen to live across the street. Mom Marie loves to meddle in his life, while older brother Robert sometimes resents his success, and Dad Frank just makes comments and raids the fridge. Nevertheless, Ray manages to keep a bright outlook and a sense of humor, leaving the hard issues to his more-practical wife, Debra.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents - who happen to live across the street. Mom Marie loves to meddle in his life, while older brother Robert sometimes resents his success, and Dad Frank just makes comments and raids the fridge. Nevertheless, Ray manages to keep a bright outlook and a sense of humor, leaving the hard issues to his more-practical wife, Debra.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents - who happen to live across the street. Mom Marie loves to meddle in his life, while older brother Robert sometimes resents his success, and Dad Frank just makes comments and raids the fridge. Nevertheless, Ray manages to keep a bright outlook and a sense of humor, leaving the hard issues to his more-practical wife, Debra.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents - who happen to live across the street. Mom Marie loves to meddle in his life, while older brother Robert sometimes resents his success, and Dad Frank just makes comments and raids the fridge. Nevertheless, Ray manages to keep a bright outlook and a sense of humor, leaving the hard issues to his more-practical wife, Debra.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents - who happen to live across the street. Mom Marie loves to meddle in his life, while older brother Robert sometimes resents his success, and Dad Frank just makes comments and raids the fridge. Nevertheless, Ray manages to keep a bright outlook and a sense of humor, leaving the hard issues to his more-practical wife, Debra.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends - comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer - deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends - comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer - deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends - comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer - deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends - comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer - deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

"Old Christine" (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is a divorced mom who has a handle on her career and motherhood - and a pretty good relationship with her ex-husband - until he introduces his new girlfriend, a younger woman, also named Christine. Old Christine lives with her son and her brother, and runs a gym, and her life is a constant struggle to keep up with everyone else.

"Old Christine" (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is a divorced mom who has a handle on her career and motherhood - and a pretty good relationship with her ex-husband - until he introduces his new girlfriend, a younger woman, also named Christine. Old Christine lives with her son and her brother, and runs a gym, and her life is a constant struggle to keep up with everyone else.

"Old Christine" (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is a divorced mom who has a handle on her career and motherhood - and a pretty good relationship with her ex-husband - until he introduces his new girlfriend, a younger woman, also named Christine. Old Christine lives with her son and her brother, and runs a gym, and her life is a constant struggle to keep up with everyone else.

"Old Christine" (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is a divorced mom who has a handle on her career and motherhood - and a pretty good relationship with her ex-husband - until he introduces his new girlfriend, a younger woman, also named Christine. Old Christine lives with her son and her brother, and runs a gym, and her life is a constant struggle to keep up with everyone else.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper John" McIntire, Majs. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan and Frank Burns, and Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly.

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper John" McIntire, Majs. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan and Frank Burns, and Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly.

Hawkeye finds it no easy matter to establish that he's alive after he finds out his father was notified of his demise.

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper John" McIntire, Majs. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan and Frank Burns, and Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly.

The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper John" McIntire, Majs. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan and Frank Burns, and Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly.

Matt resigns after he is forced to kill a prisoner who was trying to save the marshal's life.

Marshal Matt Dillon (then-newcomer James Arness) tries to prevent lawlessness from overtaking Dodge City, Kan. Helping to keep him grounded are saloon proprietor Miss Kitty Russell and Doc Adams. The television series grew out of the long-running radio serial of the same name, although for a short time they were both on the airwaves.

A gang of thieves commandeers the Dodge City blacksmith shop to divide a stolen bar of gold.

Marshal Matt Dillon (then-newcomer James Arness) tries to prevent lawlessness from overtaking Dodge City, Kan. Helping to keep him grounded are saloon proprietor Miss Kitty Russell and Doc Adams. The television series grew out of the long-running radio serial of the same name, although for a short time they were both on the airwaves.

A woman (Bette Davis) imprisons Matt and Kitty while planning to kill the marshal to avenge her husband's hanging.

Marshal Matt Dillon (then-newcomer James Arness) tries to prevent lawlessness from overtaking Dodge City, Kan. Helping to keep him grounded are saloon proprietor Miss Kitty Russell and Doc Adams. The television series grew out of the long-running radio serial of the same name, although for a short time they were both on the airwaves.

Marshal Matt Dillon (then-newcomer James Arness) tries to prevent lawlessness from overtaking Dodge City, Kan. Helping to keep him grounded are saloon proprietor Miss Kitty Russell and Doc Adams. The television series grew out of the long-running radio serial of the same name, although for a short time they were both on the airwaves.

Marshal Matt Dillon (then-newcomer James Arness) tries to prevent lawlessness from overtaking Dodge City, Kan. Helping to keep him grounded are saloon proprietor Miss Kitty Russell and Doc Adams. The television series grew out of the long-running radio serial of the same name, although for a short time they were both on the airwaves.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy lectures Opie on the importance of keeping one's promise after Opie and his friends play a practical joke. However, the tables are turned when Opie befriends a runaway boy and refuses to reveal his name to Andy.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy decides to stage a robbery at the drugstore to brighten Barney's mood and give him enough confidence to ask Miss Rosemary out on a date.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Andy arranges a duel between the two patriarchs of the Carter and Wakefield families in the hopes of finally bringing an end to their longtime feud.

Andy Taylor is the widower sheriff of the small, sleepy North Carolina town of Mayberry. Andy and son Opie live with Aunt Bee, who takes care of the family. Andy's deputy is his bumbling but neurotically hilarious cousin, Barney Fife. Among Andy's Mayberry friends is the town's resident barber, Floyd.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.

Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.

Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small cafe backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.

Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.

Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.

When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.

Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend discover that they aren't as young as they think.

Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.

While Col. Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a woodcarving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse.

The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.

A gunfighter hired to murder Matt Dillion gets wounded while trying to save the life of an elderly Chinese man.

Matt and Festus lend money to a strapped farmer, then he loses it in a poker game.

After eight years in prison for robbery, a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen money.

A rainmaker tries to end Dodge City's drought before a public well, the town's last source of water, runs dry.

Doc Adams defends a gold shipment during a stagecoach ambush, and later at a way station.

Ellie Walker decides to become the very first woman to run for a seat on the Mayberry City Council, dividing Mayberry into a battle of the sexes.

A stranger disrupts the lives of the citizens of Mayberry because he knows everyone's name and business.

A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations.

Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing.

Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.

The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.

The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.

Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.

An intelligence officer and a psychiatrist grapple for the fate of a wounded officer who claims he's Jesus Christ.

B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups.

Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter.

A Scandinavian emigrant and his teenage son encounter the Wild West when they arrive to settle in Dodge City.

The identities of a criminal and a deputy marshal are confused when Quakers rescue the pair from a fight.

A young farmer's ex-partner in crime, his girlfriend and his brother figure in the discovery of his forgotten past.

Bull Bannock, retired heavyweight champion, tries to make a place for himself in Dodge City.

Matt and his deputies are tasked with the hanging of a ruthless gunman.

Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.

Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.

Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.

Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.

Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protege, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.

Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.

After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.

Tracy Morgan (show "Crutch"); Drew, Ross and Sunny Anderson cover the latest headlines in Drew's News.

Drew talks to Haley Lu Richardson about her debut book of poems, called "I'm Sad and Horny.".

Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.

Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.

Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.

Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.

When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.

Hawkeye and B.J. suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun.

Mail call brings a "Dear John" letter from Frank's wife and news that Col. Potter is going to become a grandfather.

Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters.

A vengeful prisoner poses a continual threat to the life of Marshal Matt Dillon.

Festus is mistaken for a gunman and offered $3,000 to fight the sons of a man his cousin is accused of killing.

A gunman falls for one of Kitty's saloon girls (Lane Bradbury) while waiting to kill Matt and rob the bank.

A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father, only to learn that the man is a wanted criminal.

An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.

A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.

Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.

Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.

Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.

The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.

Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.

After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.

Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks.

Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship.

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.

Blanche's childhood nanny pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.

Dorothy receives pressure because she refuses to give a passing grade to the school football star.

Dorothy does not pay heed to Sophia's advice about the rekindled romance with Stan.

Sophia wants to join a convent, but finds the rules too strict; Blanche is in an accident.

Blanche dreams of a visit from her deceased husband; Dorothy finds herself in a love triangle while looking to meet her ideal man.

Sophia becomes a sexy seductress to lure Tony into bed; Rose promises celibacy.

The unexpected happens when Blanche tries to break up with her disabled boyfriend.

Dorothy tries to mend the rift between her mother and recently widowed sister-in-law, Brenda, at a her brother's funeral.

Miles feels he is competing with Rose's late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame.

Blanche's brother Clayton arrives from Atlanta with his boyfriend, Doug; Blanche claims to have accepted Clay's sexual orientation, but actually witnessing his lifestyle throws her a curve.

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.