Kirstie and Phil help homeowners decide whether to stay put or start afresh. Is there still life in Carl and Katy's draughty, inefficient Victorian semi.

George checks out a wedding cake folly, a beach house inspired by pill boxes, an old RNLI station and a stunning circular home in Denmark inspired by the owner's car collection.

The bakers melt into Chocolate Week with fiddly mousse cups, a tricky tart and a fab fondue display. Whose fondue will get them through, and whose mousse will cut them loose.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Pole under the lights is crucial if McLaren want to take the Constructors' title this weekend. But Max Verstappen has started from pole in the last two Grands Prix.

The spy-caper franchise continues with the origins story of the Kingsman agency, as a plucky group battle an international conspiracy at the outbreak of WWI. With Ralph Fiennes.

Action-thriller starring Angelina Jolie. A CIA agent goes on the run after a Russian defector claims that she's a sleeper agent who's about to commit a terrible act of terrorism.

In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. He meets micromanaging owner Dr Una Morris, who's also a radiotherapist.

Jeff Platt, the president and CEO of a chain of indoor trampoline parks, goes undercover in his own company, to find out whether his fast-growing business is running smoothly.

a floating swimming pool in Italy.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go searching in London. Kirstie helps Davy find a home in the west, while Phil's in the north to get Rajeev and Nisha out of their rental rut.

After surviving a tornado, Marge and Homer seek out guardians for the kids, in case the worst should ever happen to them.

Lisa decides Malibu Stacey dolls set a bad example to girls, so she pleads with their creator, Stacy Lovell , to design an alternative.

Cliff and Norm are hired to make a video recording of a family celebration at the bar. Frasier is invited to Sunday dinner with Shauna, his temporary secretary.

Sam panics when the gang try to watch one of his old baseball games. Investigated by the tax authorities, Norm flirts with an official to avoid an audit.

Robin Colcord returns to Cheers, claiming to be destitute, but implies that he's hidden a stash of money somewhere in the bar.

Carla's daughter Serafina announces that she has to get married because she's expecting a baby, and wants her father to walk her down the aisle.

Frasier is plunged into misery when he receives a request from Lilith to start divorce proceedings, so the gang try to keep his spirits up.

Ray learns that the Frontier Girls' troupe leader and her daughter have targeted his parents' house as a spot to make big sales in their cookie drive.

Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for an FBI job, until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing.

Frasier mistakenly thinks that he has a secret admirer while he's dating an attractive new woman.

Niles has to move in with Frasier after his divorce leaves him strapped for cash.

Jesse Burgess and Desiree Burch.

Homer becomes addicted to a tablet that Lisa wins for him in the school's silent auction, but he's distraught when it gets broken.

Homer persuades a hipster couple to move in next door, but their friendship soon starts to deteriorate.

Thanks to his new catchphrase, 'I didn't do it', Bart becomes famous, getting his own TV series and releasing a range of merchandise.

Lee and Emma host the week's first visit at their hotel in Fife, where the B&Bers get into the swing of things on a golf course.

Winnie and Ashley hope their guests will lap up the luxury of their glampsite in Clydebank, with hot tubs, bubbly and a Loch Lomond boat trip up their sleeves.

Two B&Bers don't feel so sweet about their suite at father and daughter Jav and Sara's hotel in Seaburn, Sunderland.

Everything is going far too well on the week's final visit, to Gary and Chris's hotel in Blackpool. So naturally, the B&Bers root out some issues at breakfast.

Tension abounds on payment day, with a number of suspiciously low scores on the agenda. Who'll emerge from the vitriol victorious.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Can Team Papaya - McLaren - take the Constructors' title this weekend? Or will their dreams of glory be postponed? The answer will be revealed under the lights of the Marina Bay Circuit.

Self-confessed 'nerd' Ismaeel bids to become Year 7's representative at the student parliament. New maths teacher Mr Geary has his work cut out with the more challenging students.

First episode of a two-part special following one of Bedfordshire Police's biggest ever murder investigations. As detectives investigate, the case grows darker and more dangerous.

Byron Bay Killings: Near Byron Bay's famous beaches, 67 women have gone missing, presumed dead. No killer's ever been found. Can an Australian politician find answers.

Byron Bay Killings: The hunt for the serial killer focuses on the more recent murders. But new leads fail until at last there's a breakthrough; is it in time to catch the killer.

Emilia Fox and the team reopen the case of Trevaline Evans, who left a note saying 'back in two minutes' on the door of her Welsh antique shop in 1990 - and never returned.

Lucy Letby's serving 15 life sentences for the murder and attempted murder of multiple infants, but says she's innocent. This series covers both sides of Letby's case.

The concluding part of this bold series that covers both sides of nurse Lucy Letby's conviction for the murder and attempted murder of multiple infants.

In Eagle Rock, California, Gordon helps Capri, a restaurant in a rut that's owned by identical twins Jim and Jeff and is closed more often than it's open.

In Norfolk, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet upcycler and bike enthusiast Simon. Their finds include a filing cabinet, a trunk and a classic bicycle.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back at Andy and Jess Tuck's grand renovation of their cramped three-bed semi in Long Eaton. Did they manage it on a shoestring budget.

Homer becomes addicted to a tablet that Lisa wins for him in the school's silent auction, but he's distraught when it gets broken.

Homer persuades a hipster couple to move in next door, but their friendship soon starts to deteriorate.

Thanks to his new catchphrase, 'I didn't do it', Bart becomes famous, getting his own TV series and releasing a range of merchandise.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Mark Radcliffe in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Doug gets jealous when Carrie and their new neighbour hit it off.

An embarrassing accident at work leaves Doug in agony.

Doug and Carrie struggle with becoming godparents.

At a party, Ray and Debra do an amusing impersonation of Frank and Marie, but when the older couple turn the tables on them, Ray and Debra don't find it so funny.

When Debra finds a cassette that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has kept it for so many years.

Ray is ready to speak to Ally about the facts of life but discovers that she is now more interested in knowing the meaning of life.

While hosting a dinner party for The Gourmet Society at Maris's beach house, Frasier and Niles have to deal with a smelly, washed-up seal carcass.

Unemployed Roz is happy to hear that KACL might be rehiring everyone.

Frasier's arrested after unwittingly giving a ride to a sex worker. To make matters worse, he must explain the public scandal to his 11-year-old son.

Frasier plays Cupid when he arranges a supposedly accidental meeting between Martin and Roz's mother.

Dan Duffy, CEO of the United Real Estate Group, goes undercover in his own firm. He meets different employees and learns about their professional and personal lives.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

A couple in Italy begin renovating an old farmhouse into a B&B, a new business opens its doors in Greece, and the wheels are set in motion on a Spanish coach tour business.

In Maidenhead, Simon O'Brien falls in love with an old ship's carpenter's chest, which he wants to gently restore, while Henry Cole renovates a miniature Tether car.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Maggie Aderin-Pocock in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Leah Charles-King helps Julie and Leo find the perfect holiday home on the southern Costa Blanca for all three generations of their family to enjoy. How far can their £120k budget stretch.

The new series continues. In Romania, Jonas and Ulrike bring new life to a traditional Saxon village. And we catch up with seasoned village saviours Lolly and Sean in France.

The new run continues. Shauna and Sam's Lancashire glampsite boasts a wealth of top-end facilities, including hot tubs, cinema screens and pizza ovens. Is it enough to see them victorious.

In Bristol, hairdresser Becky hopes to be a cut above the rest with her elegant soirée and 'extra' style of hosting.

The Rodriguezes catch up with Keith and Linda to see how they've settled into Spanish life, while the Garners see what changes Tracy and Colin have made to their Andalucian abode.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

What's the truth around ultra-processed food? Joe Wicks and Dr Chris van Tulleken carry out a highly provocative stunt to convince the government to change our food laws for good.

Concluding part of the special following one of Bedfordshire Police's biggest ever murder investigations. A suspect's in custody. Detectives are shocked by what their investigation reveals.

Stories of serious crimes linked to social media. Fifteen-year-old Holly's accounts were hacked and inundated by her ex, in a campaign that culminated in a brutal killing.

Self-confessed 'nerd' Ismaeel bids to become Year 7's representative at the student parliament. New maths teacher Mr Geary has his work cut out with the more challenging students.

A Good Girl: French biographical drama about the rise of 50s movie star Brigitte Bardot. At age 15, a magazine cover brings her to the attention of filmmakers. In French/subs.

the World: The story of the rise and rise of Taylor Swift begins with her ascent from small-town country singer to global pop phenomenon. But a backlash threatens it all.

Maisie Adam and Phil Ellis are repulsed by olives, while Reece Shearsmith's mystified by a voice note. And Alex Horne regrets giving Ania Magliano access to his phone.

The inventive and sweary new sketch show continues. The real cause of climate change? It's good news and bad news. And Channel 4's lawyers intervene in the writers' room.

Extra Slice: Lorraine Kelly, Julian Clary and AJ Odudu dip into Chocolate Week with a fondue review. Whose tart was doomed from the start, and did anyone have a meltdown.

On the Isle of Wight, restorer Ronnie relives his past life in Ibiza via a three-wheeled trike.

John Paul digs into what really happened on the night when Bobby died. Tony's plea hearing takes shocking twists and turns. Clare sets out for revenge, and the walls close in on Jez.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Maggie Aderin-Pocock in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Doug loses his best friend when Carrie leaves the garage door open.

Doug takes Arthur to the baseball to make up for calling him a demented circus monkey but ends up in trouble with the law.

All is not well when Ray and Debra Barone visit. The women bond after Doug says something insensitive to Carrie, and the men try to sneak off to watch sport.

Debra decides to run for school president, but Ray isn't sure that he can handle the twins by himself during all those meetings, so he votes against her.

As Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother 'mom', he wants Debra to reciprocate with Marie.

Debra takes offence when Marie accuses her of being rude, and they end up fighting and not speaking to each other.

Frasier receives a surprise visit from Woody , his old friend from the Cheers bar in Boston.

A crease in Niles's trousers leads to an escalating series of calamities as he prepares for a Valentine's date at Frasier's apartment.

Niles hires Donny , a legal shark and Roz's ex-boyfriend, to represent him in the divorce case.

Niles discovers that Daphne is dating Donny, his divorce attorney, so he hatches a plan to get Donny back together with Roz.

Cindy Galardi Culpepper, the CEO and chairperson of Wienerschnitzel, the world's largest hot dog chain, goes incognito among her staff to look at the company's communication.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Brexit continues to cause problems at a B&B in Italy. Bad weather hinders a Spanish coach company. And a couple in Greece host their first cycling holiday.

Simon O'Brien and Max McMurdo head to Woking, where their finds include a sidecar to be transformed into a boat, and a water cylinder that Simon thinks could be a trendy lamp.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Maggie Aderin-Pocock in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

John and Karly dream of owning a holiday home on Spain's Costa Almería for all their family to enjoy. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £90k can buy.

The new series continues. In Bulgaria, village saviour Kate considers a new project. And after laying derelict for decades, Lolly and Sean's French manoir is ready for guests.

The new run continues. At luxury self-catering digs in Bradford, the B&Bers aren't sure that flat-pack furniture quite equates to the promised opulence.

In Bristol, Alexis serves up Caribbean food and hopes to easel-y grab the grand with a spot of painting.

Can the Rodriguez sisters find Elaine and Nick the perfect place with a lemon tree for their gin and tonics? And the Garners try to nail the search for carpenter Andrew and Della.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

It's Pastry Week. let's hope for no soggy bottoms! Savoury plaits are on the menu, but who will have the judges tongue-tied? And whose gala pie will be their final goodbye.

Twelve strangers - young and old - take on an epic treasure hunt across Japan. Paired into intergenerational teams, who'll bridge the age gap and find the clues to win £50,000.

What's the Gogglebox view on the biggest and best TV this week.

Maisie Adam and Phil Ellis are repulsed by olives, while Reece Shearsmith's mystified by a voice note. And Alex Horne regrets giving Ania Magliano access to his phone.

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Mojito, The Junction and Bazzini - to check in with the owners. Is he pleased with their progress.

the World: After a period of retreat, Taylor returns defiant and triumphant - reclaiming her voice and her music as she becomes the era's most powerful musician.

Self-confessed 'nerd' Ismaeel bids to become Year 7's representative at the student parliament. New maths teacher Mr Geary has his work cut out with the more challenging students.

South Asian Film Season. Maksud Hossain's drama. Mehazabien Chowdhury plays a young woman struggling to care for her cantankerous mother in Dhaka. In Bengali/subs.

From radical rebuilds to awe-inspiring architecture, can ambitious self-builders make their bold property dreams come true.

Jamie Oliver makes the perfect toasted cheese sandwich.

George meets newly-weds who are investing their savings in a dilapidated yacht, and visits a stunning tree house in an Italian olive grove. And his wilderness lodge starts to take shape.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Maggie Aderin-Pocock in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Doug thinks that a pretty waitress likes him.

Doug tries to sabotage Carrie's plans to invite her friend Susie and her boring husband Mike to stay over on Thanksgiving.

Doug and Carrie's bowling friends tell Doug that he has to fire Carrie from the team.

Ray and Frank realise they can exploit the fact that Debra and Marie aren't speaking to each other.

When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her 'not in the mood' signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together.

Upset that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believe is a cult.

Frasier and Niles decide to throw a dinner party but can't agree on who they should invite.

Niles wants his apartment back, but he must face up to both the snooty neighbours who think he's a menace and the person who is renting from him.

Who has the most impressive IQ - Frasier or Niles? The results of their childhood tests are finally revealed, and one is much higher than the other.

Venomous radio therapist Dr Nora joins Frasier at KACL.

Lowell Hawthorne, the president and CEO of Caribbean food producer Golden Krust, goes undercover among the workforce in his own company, to determine the state of the business.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

A coach trip company in Spain struggles to make a profit. A family in France plan to turn their estate into holiday lets. And a couple in Greece run their first cycling holiday.

In Herefordshire, Henry Cole finds an old cattle feeder that he wants to turn into a garden bench, and Simon O'Brien plans to turn a vintage seed drill into a trendy dining table.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Maggie Aderin-Pocock in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Penny wants to move to the Spanish sunshine permanently and run her business from a new home in Málaga. Can Laura Hamilton find her the perfect place for her budget of £120,000.

The new series continues. In Romania, a water shortage threatens Jonas and Ulrike's progress. And in France, Dan's battle to save a derelict château reaches its pinnacle.

bellyaching, disagreeing, stain-hunting and moaning.

In Bristol, Reni serves up chilled vibes and West African food. But will her guests find out that her mum helped her.

In Almería, the Garners help retired airline staff Darren and Tom upgrade their temporary abode, while the Hamiltons scour the Málaga market for holistic therapist Suzan.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Phil helps Savannah and Izzy navigate London's mind-bending market, while Kirstie's in Surrey with John, who has a budget of £1.2m. Compromise is on the cards, but at what cost.

Ordering a factory-built house was a no-brainer for manufacturing maestro Pete. But, in true self-building style, even a near-finished project brings challenges like a bat out of hell.

A former home to royalty is up for sale on Hampstead's Billionaires' Row. There's a hunt for an X-factor home. And what impression will an upside-down property make.

The Professionals, The Supervet, Countdown and The Motorway Hotel.

Milky comes to A&E with possible life-changing injuries after a road crash. Shaun has had a bad parachute landing. And a six-year-old has an unknown object stuck in his throat.

Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York.

Raunchy romcom starring Tiffany Haddish as an ex-con who moves in with her successful sister, who she realises is being catfished after a break-up.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back at Catherine and Nigel's dated, 70s-style bungalow in Larne. Was the addition of a garage a love-it game changer.

In Edinburgh, Kirstie helps Sadia and Sohail break the shackles of flat-living, while Phil's with Freya and Elliot, who are set on exclusive enclaves - in a fast-moving market.

Another top moment from series seven, as Dick and Angel continue to renovate their 19th-century fairy-tale chateau home and grounds.

an Italian lakeside house made of glass and a VW camper van conversion.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Maggie Aderin-Pocock in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Doug reluctantly agrees to invest his Christmas bonus in an online business. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to outdo the neighbours' big wreath.

Doug reluctantly agrees to be his cousin's best man, but the stag party doesn't go as planned.

Doug arranges a reunion for his school football team but is angry when his championship-winning block is credited to his teammate Tom, who now uses a wheelchair.

Debra decides that she and Ray should visit a marriage counsellor. At first Ray is completely against the idea, but he changes his mind when he meets the therapist.

When Ally's teacher overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessive workload, she invites him to address the curriculum review board.

As a challenge, Ray writes a eulogy for Frank, who hasn't died yet. In it, he describes a memory of watching his tough dad pet the family bunny, Hoppy.

Frasier dates Cassandra, with whom he had a confusing time on Valentine's Day. Then he bumps into Faye and decides to date her too.

Daphne gets engaged to her boyfriend Donny but then has a psychic vision that suggests he isn't the right man for her.

Daphne's engagement to Donny upsets Niles, but Peppy from Café Nervosa provides a pick-me-up. Frasier keeps getting Faye's name wrong.

In the concluding part of the sixth season finale, will any of the Crane men sort out their romantic problems.

Undercover bosses Amit Kleinberger, Randy DeWitt and Steve Greenbaum take another look inside their firms, but this time they each send an employee undercover in their place.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

A B&B in Italy opens its doors to test guests. A family in France struggle to renovate a gite. And a bar and B&B in Spain is seriously short of staff.

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole visit Witney in Oxfordshire, where Henry discovers a tractor that hasn't run for years - but it's no problem for restorer Alan, the mechanical medic.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Maggie Aderin-Pocock in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Craig Rowe's helping Claire find a holiday home in Mallorca's capital, Palma. The island is close to Claire's heart, but will Craig find anywhere she loves enough to put in an offer.

The new series continues. There's delicate demolition at Jonas and Ulrike's village, as a church organ gets a makeover. And strict Brexit rules threaten Kate's Bulgarian dream.

The new run continues. Sue and Roger host the week's final visit at their hand-crafted huts in Herefordshire, where Roger ends up licking his lips in anticipation of payment day.

In Bristol, Student Stance honours his Middle Eastern heritage, and mum's the word for the second time this week.

the inaugural 'Garner Games'.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

On New Zealand's Rakino Island, George explores the off-grid enchantment of a one-of-a-kind home and a house so near the ocean that the tide feels like a front doorstep.

Maisie Adam sees red, Phil Ellis strips to his base layer and Reece Shearsmith destroys a valuable treasure. The Taskmaster maintains order, with authority in good measure.

It's Pastry Week. let's hope for no soggy bottoms! Savoury plaits are on the menu, but who will have the judges tongue-tied? And whose gala pie will be their final goodbye.

What do Britain's favourite telly watchers think of Strictly Come Dancing, Educating Yorkshire, The Girlfriend, Dragons' Den, Below Deck and Only Connect.

Hilarious highlights from the comedy quiz show, with Kevin Bridges, Miranda Hart, Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Micky Flanagan, Ruth Jones, Big Narstie, Rob Beckett, Judi Love and more.

In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide.

South Asian Film Season. Thriller that mines patriarchal societies in Pakistan to chilling effect. Ramesha Nawal plays a woman whose life's wrecked by her dad's death. In Urdu/subs.

In Dumfries, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien get to work on Maggie's farm, which boasts an extraordinary collection of memorabilia.

Kirstie and Phil help Hannah and John, who want to be in the centre of Shrewsbury, and Me'sha and Darren, who are looking for their first home together in Wolverhampton.

In Worcestershire, George meets a couple who plan to turn four portable cabins into a home for £50k. And he meets Lauren, who's transforming a pond and garden into a beach-themed retreat.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Maggie Aderin-Pocock in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

When a cold spell hits New York, Arthur moves into the room next to Doug and Carrie - and soon drives them to distraction.

Doug can't believe it when Carrie starts cheating at board games with their friends.

Doug and Carrie reminisce about the convoluted way they got together. With guest star Donny Osmond.

After Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits that he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.

After deciding to lend Robert a thousand dollars when he complains that he's struggling, Ray and Debra are surprised when he uses the loan for a holiday.

Debra's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom while he shares with the kids.

Niles and Martin get the shock of their lives when they meet Frasier's new date: she's the spitting image of his mother.

Frasier and Martin inadvertently offer to pay for Daphne's wedding. Meanwhile, Frasier's meddling drives Daphne crazy.

An unwilling Frasier becomes the butt of pranks by the station's shock jock.

Frasier and Niles are at loggerheads again when Niles gets a new job as the art critic for a prestigious magazine.

Jeff Platt, the president and CEO of a chain of indoor trampoline parks, goes undercover in his own company, to find out whether his fast-growing business is running smoothly.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

A family's recently renovated French gîte springs several leaks. In Spain, Lesley hopes a coach trip to a tomato throwing festival will prove fruitful for her tour company.

In Tiverton, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet petrolhead Roger. Henry turns part of a tornado jet into a table, while Simon transforms a pair of exhaust pipes into trendy lamps.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Maggie Aderin-Pocock in Dictionary Corner. Contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Karen and Brian are taking the leap and following their dream of making a permanent move to the Málaga province in southern Spain. Leah Charles-King shows them what their £120k can buy.

The new series continues. In France, Lolly and Sean dig deep to finally finish their manoir, and an army of workers battle to restore Dan's fire-damaged château.

The new run continues. After a particularly competitive week with plenty of gripes about value for money, which set of B&Bers reign supreme when the payments are revealed.

In Bristol, can George's restaurant-standard food and 'cheeky' menu floor his guests and bag him the grand.

In Alicante, Damon and Sophie help Sheffield sparky Mark get close to the coast. Meanwhile, away from the office, Manuel embarks on a quest for the perfect ham sandwich.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

An Extra Slice: Alison Hammond, Jonathan Ross and Joe Thomas digest Pastry Week. Whose Technical got pied, and whose Signature plaits had the judges tongue-tied.

The brand new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.

This time on the inventive and sweary sketch show: The real cause of climate change? It's good news and bad news. And Channel 4's lawyers intervene in the writers' room.

Mum's Head: Greg Davies' acclaimed live comedy. Stung by his mum's suggestion that he's not normal, Greg puts everyone under the microscope in a quest to discover if anyone actually is.

Modern Millican Live: British Comedy Award-winning Sarah Millican presents her brand of glorious, mumsy filth, recorded live at the Hammersmith Apollo in London.

Romcom with Rowan Blanchard. When a high-school artist is accused of being Banksy-wannabe 'King Pun', she must clear her name. She's even forced to join the track team. #sonotcool.

Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey.

George visits a spectacular live-in tree house in Scotland, a Doctor Who-inspired multifunctional play den in Macclesfield, and a glass lodge in Italy's Dolomite mountains.

Cheltenham. Belgian-born hotel consultant Oli plans to wow his guests with his posh scallop starter, his meaty main and his loud, vivacious personality.

Cheltenham. Glamorous nurse Jan serves up some good, honest home-cooking. But with three alpha males battling for attention, can Jan keep control of her evening.

Cheltenham. Competitive events director and bodybuilding fanatic Zak serves up a complex menu, on a night featuring posing, party games and terrible tricks.

Cheltenham. Aussie admin assistant Kimberley plans to host a sophisticated evening, and chastises one of her guests for telling rude stories. Can she keep the party civilised.

Cheltenham. On the last night, Paddy plays it safe with a simple menu featuring locally sourced, quality ingredients. Will it bag him the grand.

As Frasier tries to seduce Rebecca, Lilith returns unexpectedly and interrupts them, then demands some answers from Sam.

Frasier, Cliff, Norm and Woody try to relive the drive-in movie experiences of their youth. Sam puts Gus in charge of the bar for a night.

The Naked Prey: On St Patrick's night, Sam takes a bet that Cheers will make more money than Gary's Old Town Tavern, and Woody is the target of practical jokes.

While his apartment block is being fumigated, Sam can't go home, and he locks himself out of the bar. But he turns down Rebecca's offer to put him up.

Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple - Neil and Lauren - who are just like them. But Ray begins to have mixed feelings about their son.

Robert's excited to be dating a great new woman, and hints that she might even be 'The One', but then Ray sees her do something strange.

Martin returns from his friend's funeral upset by how it was conducted. Roz offers Bulldog babysitting work when he's fired by the radio station.

Frasier and Niles compete for the attention of the same woman at a party. At least, they think it's the same woman.

When Apu loses the Kwik-E-Mart, he moves in with the Simpsons. And then Homer joins him on a pilgrimage to the first ever Kwik-E-Mart, in the Himalayas.

Bart and Milhouse explore the perks of adulthood when a hair-shaving experiment leaves Milhouse looking exactly like his dad Kirk.

Feel-good British family comedy. Sarah's chaotic life gets even more complicated when she inherits a naughty pug from her nan.

Modern swashbuckling medieval action adventure starring Heath Ledger, Shannyn Sossamon and Paul Bettany. A lowly squire jousts his way to the top, with help from Geoffrey Chaucer.

Phil Spencer catches up with Poppy and Mike, who were renting their perfect home. that wasn't for sale. And are Hayley and James still living the dream in their 'unicorn' home.

Tim, Sonia and daughter Ella are living in Tim's childhood home in Chippenham. Tim and Ella crave a fresh start in a new place, but Sonia's settled. Will they move on.

In 2019, Olaf and Fritha set out to build on a tricky slice of land in West Sussex, boxed in by an A-road and a train line. Kevin returns to see how their triangular triumph is faring.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Bettany embarks on new journeys, taking viewers on glorious armchair adventures, starting with coastal Croatia and the wonders of Korcula, Dubrovnik and Split.

All aboard for 200 years of British train travel and the most amazing journeys in Britain, starting in the Scottish Highlands and the real Hogwarts Express.

Nicolas Cage stars as, er, Nic Cage - an unbearably talented actor caught up in a CIA investigation while trying to resurrect his ailing career. With Pedro Pascal.

Oscar-winning sports drama starring Matt Damon and Christian Bale. In the 60s, Ford set out to build a car that can defeat Ferrari at the 24 Hours of Le Mans race.

Joe Lycett takes Mo Gilligan on a Cypriot odyssey. They get hands-on with halloumi, ride mushroom boats, visit The Salt & Pepper Museum and sample a 24-carat gold ice lolly.

A struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way.

Scotland and Beyond: Miriam Margolyes and Alan Cumming head to the Skye for a magical boat trip and wand whittling, and visit an Jewish LGBTQ+ vegan anarchist café in Glasgow.

Abi and her daughter Maddy's Victorian cottage in Surrey isn't working for them. Will Phil's fabulous houses win them over, or could Kirstie's renovation clinch it.

When Apu loses the Kwik-E-Mart, he moves in with the Simpsons. And then Homer joins him on a pilgrimage to the first ever Kwik-E-Mart, in the Himalayas.

Bart and Milhouse explore the perks of adulthood when a hair-shaving experiment leaves Milhouse looking exactly like his dad Kirk.

Frasier has a bet against Sam that Woody would get at least 10% of the vote if he ran for city councillor. And then Woody's opponent faces a scandal.

Carla's promoted to bartender and her drunken celebration leads to a night of passion with one of the Cheers regulars, but she can't recall who it was.

Rebecca impresses Kelly's father and is thrilled when he invites her over to his house, but the evening isn't what she was expecting.

Rebecca realises her obsession with rich men - like Mr Gaines - is doing her no favours. Cliff's mother goes into a retirement home.

Marie visits the optician and winds up with a pair of glasses just in time for the holidays, but the family feel on edge when she starts seeing them clearly.

After Ray lies and tells Debra that he's bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get her.

Frank must find a way to improve his image with Ally when she catches him 'sampling' some trail mix at the supermarket.

Frasier and Niles are delighted to discover that they may be descended from Russian royalty.

Reports of Frasier's death are greatly exaggerated. Nonetheless, he's disappointed to realise that he hasn't achieved what he'd set out to do in life.

Adrian Dunbar, Sigma, Dizzee Rascal and Coco.

Flanders loses his cool when his laid-back parents start to prefer Homer's company to his own. Lisa is bullied by her new substitute teacher.

When Bart's accused of playing a prank on the school marching band - a prank he says he didn't commit - Lisa must step in to defend her brother in court.

Nine-year-old Norman, a senior stray westie, competes with bouncy young Staffie cross Cynthia for the attention of mother and son Lorraine and Oliver.

In West Sussex, Colin and Oonagh hope to get the competition off to a flyer with a visit to a World War II aviation museum. But one B&Ber has a hot and sweaty night.

Visit two is to The Roade House in Northamptonshire, where hosts Paul and Maxine boast a café bar, yoga studio and hair salon.

Joanne and Julie host in West Yorkshire, where two B&Bers poo-poo the lack of shampoo. And another pair come to blows at the Royal Armouries in Leeds.

The B&Bers are off glamping at Sanath and Amelia's site in Lincolnshire. But for one pair, the walk to the WC proves a step too far.

After an interesting - and at times hot-tempered - week, the B&Bers get together one last time to debate their differences and find out who's won.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

It's Pastry Week. let's hope for no soggy bottoms! Savoury plaits are on the menu, but who will have the judges tongue-tied? And whose gala pie will be their final goodbye.

As a new store in Kent races to open on time, a showstopping giant chocolate sculpture keeps losing its butterflies. And new chocolatier Sammie dreams up a risky alcoholic treat.

Year 7 student Lottie is coming to terms with the loss of sight in one eye. She leans on Miss Nurse for support. Another Year 7 student, Preston, needs a way to channel his energy.

The real-life thriller returns. Fourteen civilians go fugitive, attempting a daring escape from Stansted Airport. Can they evade a crack team of hunters for 21 days.

The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.

After a car mounts the pavement, pedestrians with serious injuries are brought into A&E. Jodie's cut her leg on glass on a night out. And is 61-year-old Crispin having a stroke.

David Wilson, Emilia Fox and Dr Graham Hill examine the case of eight-year-old Vishal Mehrotra, whose remains were found in West Sussex seven months after he went missing in 1981.

Twelve strangers - young and old - take on an epic treasure hunt across Japan. Paired into intergenerational teams, who'll bridge the age gap and find the clues to win £50,000.

Gordon's got his work cut out at J Willy's in Indiana - most of the food is from a can or the freezer, and they're a million dollars in debt.

Homer searches for a way to save his marriage when Marge can't stand his selfishness anymore. Milhouse adopts a bad-boy persona to attract Lisa.

Flanders loses his cool when his laid-back parents start to prefer Homer's company to his own. Lisa is bullied by her new substitute teacher.

When Bart's accused of playing a prank on the school marching band - a prank he says he didn't commit - Lisa must step in to defend her brother in court.

In Pembrokeshire, Simon O'Brien gives Henry Cole a lesson in vintage cars, and at the valuation, restorer Ronnie tells it like it is.

the miraculous healing powers of crab shells. And Matt investigates fish preservation.

In Alnwick, Kirstie and Phil meet ministers Chris and Caroline, who need a divine intervention. Caroline loves their home and neighbours, but Chris craves more space.

Another chance to see Friday's new episode, with Maggie Aderin-Pocock in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Doug and Carrie are torn between their new friends and their best friends.

Doug almost wrecks Carrie's plans for Arthur's surprise 75th birthday party.

Doug and Deacon make an impromptu trip to Atlantic City to go gambling, while Carrie takes Arthur to a Broadway musical. Neither trip goes smoothly.

When Ray's friend Andy gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Ray offers to appear, only to hear that the show's host hates him.

Robert decides to propose to Amy, and convinces Ray to accompany him to meet her ultra-conservative parents.

Tired of being labelled the 'evil witch' around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's his turn to discipline the kids.

When Lilith drops Frederick off at Frasier's house for Thanksgiving, Frederick asks her to stay for dinner. Soon, strange things start to happen.

When Frasier's back goes, his prescribed medication causes him to lose his faculties and tell Daphne a long-held secret.

An apprehensive Daphne believes that Niles is finally going to reveal his true feelings for her. Frasier throws a poorly attended party.

Frasier and Niles are forced to spend their Millennium New Year driving to Sun Valley in Martin's Winnebago.

Mitchell Modell, CEO of Modell's Sporting Goods, America's oldest family-owned company selling athletics apparel and equipment, goes incognito in his own firm.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Two high-flyers in Italy attempt to turn a derelict vineyard into a fruitful business. In Greece, two diving fanatics try to keep their business afloat in an economic crisis.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet mechanic Adrian in Worcestershire. Simon restores a wrecked armchair into punk rock furniture.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Ade Adepitan in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Spain holds a special place in Mark and Gill's hearts. They dream of owning a home on the magical Mar Menor. Can Laura Hamilton find the perfect place for £60k.

The new series continues. There's some fierce French fixing, as Tracey and Budo have big plans for their hamlet, while Louise and Paul start the last of their restorations.

The new run continues. Na'im and Sara host first at their hotel in the breathtaking Cumbrian countryside. But one pair are too preoccupied with the furniture to care about the view.

In Glasgow, Lauren hopes to impress her guests with some Celtic-Caribbean fusion food, but her sea bass makes waves.

A new run of the show that brings the sun to our sofas. Sandra and Laurence are after a sun-drenched delight on Spain's Costa Almería. Can Laura Hamilton deliver the dream for their £90k.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Crisis: Dispatches: A Dispatches reporter goes undercover in a 999 control room to reveal the truth about overstretched ambulance services.

The real-life thriller continues. With one fugitive already cleared from the board, the hunters are hungry for more. Could the loved-up couple in the hot tub be their next capture.

Stories of serious crimes linked to social media. When businesswoman Justine Wright lets an employee go, it sparks a decade-long stalking campaign against Justine and others.

Year 7 student Lottie is coming to terms with the loss of sight in one eye. She leans on Miss Nurse for support. Another Year 7 student, Preston, needs a way to channel his energy.

Maisie Adam sees red, Phil Ellis strips to his base layer and Reece Shearsmith destroys a valuable treasure. The Taskmaster maintains order, with authority in good measure.

Extra Slice: Alison Hammond, Jonathan Ross and Joe Thomas digest Pastry Week. Whose Technical got pied, and whose Signature plaits had the judges tongue-tied.

The real cause of climate change? It's good news and bad news. And Channel 4's lawyers intervene in the writers' room.

A cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety at Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack.

South Asian Film Season. Poignant documentary exploring two women's unusual friendship as they re-adjust following a vicious acid attack. In Hindi, Urdu/subs.

Simon O'Brien brings the fairground to Liverpool in the form of a strength-testing machine, while Henry Cole restores a child's racing car from a sideshow.

Tensions rise in Grace's family, and a vigil is held for the serial killer's victims. Tom and Peri rekindle their romance, a proposal's interrupted, and Lucas and Dillon are at loggerheads.

Another chance to see yesterday's new episode, with Ade Adepitan in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Doug decides to mentor an underprivileged child but is unhappy with the boy who's assigned to him - especially when he ends up enrolled in a 10km run.

Doug signs up to a pyramid scheme.

Carrie bans Doug from his favourite Italian restaurant, but their food is just too tempting.

Debra forces Ray to do some charity work at a hospital, where the patients start to treat him like a celebrity.

Amy's parents catch Robert in a compromising position when they turn up unannounced at Amy's apartment.

When Amy puts Robert in charge of choosing the wedding invitations, Ray suggests that he botch it so that he'll be let off the hook with the rest of the planning.

Frasier goes all out when he's inspired to write a new theme tune for his radio show.

Frasier learns that beauty is only skin deep when he dates the prom queen from his old high school.

An unlikely chain of events forces Martin to pretend that he's gay on Valentine's Day.

Frasier's temporary call-screener, 'Dr' Mary , hijacks his show with her sassy attitude and no-nonsense advice.

Steve Greenbaum, co-founder and CEO of PostNet, which helps small businesses with everything from printing to design, goes undercover to see how well his firm is functioning.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

There are wobbles for a scuba diving business in Greece when jellyfish hit the shores. In Italy, two novice winemakers' hopes of a winter harvest begin to wither on the vine.

Simon O'Brien and Max McMurdo head to Surrey to meet upcycler Rob, who has a range of sheds a few miles from Gatwick Airport.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Ade Adepitan in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Joanne and former bodybuilding champion Darren hope to find the perfect holiday home on Spain's eastern Costa del Sol. Can Jean Johansson find a strong enough contender for their £180k.

The new series continues. In Normandy, Louise and Paul hit a brick wall while Tracey and Budo become plaster masters. And will there be calm after the storm at Neil's village.

The new run continues. Neil and Jack host at their hotel near majestic Windermere, where the B&Bers enjoy yet more stunning views. But there's still negativity in the feedback.

Will Muay Thai fanatic Saoirse's vegan Asian menu pack a punch in Glasgow.

Mary and Ian dream of owning a holiday home in Portugal and have their hearts set on the glistening Silver Coast. Will a mind-blowing bungalow impress them enough to part with their £215k.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

In an egg-ceptional Bake Off first, it's Meringue Week, and the bakers whisk up tarts, soufflés and ice cream cake. Who can keep their cool? Whose soufflé will be in disarray.

The treasure hunters arrive in Kyoto, famed for its stunning temples and rich cuisine. As some teams bond, others clash. With the stakes rising, no one's safe in the quest for £50k.

Impossible - Fallout, Sky Coppers and The Chase are: Rylan Clark, Jamali Maddix, Katherine Ryan, Martin Kemp, Judi Love, Zoe Ball and Bez.