Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

Becker is forced to stay at home and deal with his neighbors during his recuperation period; Margaret and Linda try to find a fill-in doctor.

Becker believes Elizabeth might be a dishonest doctor when she lies about having aspirin to stop his pain.

Comic George Burns; director Barry Levinson; singer Patricia Kaas.

Brian receives someone else's love letters in his mail and reads them, believing he has found the perfect woman.

Joe, Brian and Royare on a collision course over the striking temp (Samantha Smith) hired while Fay vacations.

Drew (Drew Carey) wages war with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) when she leaks information about Lisa's (Katy Selverstone) employee evaluation.

The new store manager (Craig Ferguson) wants to cut employee perks and expects Drew (Drew Carey) to do the trimming. With Christa Miller.

Samantha campaigns to rescue a neighborhood park for the children.

Uncle Arthur swaps Samantha and Darrin's voices as a joke; They try to keep a depressed Louise and Larry from finding out.

Jeannie's sister makes a play for Tony while Jeannie is locked in a safe.

Tony panics because Jeannie will belong to whoever frees her from the safe.

A high school basketball player falls for Alice when Tommy invites him over for dinner. He slips into depression when she refuses to go to the prom with him.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

George and Gracie masquerade as the parents of one of Ronnie's schoolmates.

Gracie is a passenger in Harry's car when they become involved in a minor accident.

James Stewart and his wife are irritated at Jack.

In a skit, Jack's wife, Mamie Van Doren, flirts with the boarder, and Jack is too obtuse to realize it.

Disguised as an Italian family, McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men play host to a German patrol. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale's crew pressures him into performing a wedding ceremony aboard the PT-73. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Jim learns what it's like to deliver papers when Bud is ordered to bed for a few days.

Jim refuses to interfere when Kathy sets her sights on Betty's boyfriend.

Wilson thinks there may be a reward for a stray.

Henry and Mr. Wilson think the house they bought as an investment is haunted.

Hazel fills in for injured fashion model Dorothy.

A family forces its neighbor to give up many of his dogs.

Tabitha grants a preschool classmate's wish to be a butterfly.

Dr. Bombay's attempt to save a dying willow tree causes Sam to cry, then laugh, when the wind blows.

Commander Porter asks Tony and Roger to spend five days living off berries and bugs.

Tony inherits a haunted English castle; Jennie, Roger and Tony go check it out.

The girls cruise the streets of downtown Peekskill with hopes of spotting "Mr. Right.".

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Alice takes her new boyfriend's four children out trick-or-treating and returns with one imposter.

Mel thwarts a bank robbery while dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween. He is hailed as a hero, and soon takes to dressing as the hero everyday.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Florence goes on strike over her lack of a pension plan and George's refusal to do anything about it.

After rejecting an offer to invest in Charlie's bar, George comes up with an idea that turns the business into gold.

While using Mr. Bentley's telescope on Halloween, Louise thinks she witnesses a murder.

Pursuing her feeling that she may have witnessed a murder, Louise lands in deep trouble.

Demonic possession, an illegal alien and an accountant with a pocketful of marijuana make up a day's work at the precinct.

The usual loonies arrive during the full moon, including a man who swears he's turning into a werewolf.

Jake realizes that he can't forgive the man (Cress Williams) whose drunken driving cost him his eyesight.

Margaret's day off wreaks havoc in the office when Becker and Linda are forced to do her job and theirs.

Actor Kevin Pollak; comic Anthony Griffith; actor John Larroquette.

Helen and Joe are leery about going to a dinner where Roy will introduce his willful mother (Rose Marie).

Everyone tries to locate a courier who leaves a cooler containing the "gift of life" at Helen's lunch counter.

Kate's (Christa Miller) soul is endangered by "The Devil" (guest star Grant Shaud); Drew (Drew Carey) masquerades as Mimi (Kathy Kinney) for Halloween.

Drew uses his newfound ventriloquism skills to ensure a promotion at work; a trip to the dentist has Lewis beside himself.

Tabitha grants a preschool classmate's wish to be a butterfly.

Dr. Bombay's attempt to save a dying willow tree causes Sam to cry, then laugh, when the wind blows.

Commander Porter asks Tony and Roger to spend five days living off berries and bugs.

Tony inherits a haunted English castle; Jennie, Roger and Tony go check it out.

Alice takes her new boyfriend's four children out trick-or-treating and returns with one imposter.

Mel thwarts a bank robbery while dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween. He is hailed as a hero, and soon takes to dressing as the hero everyday.

Samantha gives a dinner party to impress one of Darrin's clients.

Gladys Kravitz is unable to convince Abner that strange things seem to be happening; Darrin meets Samantha's mother for the first time.

Larry Tate and his wife Louise fly to Paris, which makes Darrin's workload skyrocket.

A friend of Samantha's, Gertrude, expresses her jealousy; Samantha plays matchmaker.

Darrin refuses to allow Samantha to act as matron of honour at a cousin's wedding in Egypt; Darrin's job is threatened by an aggressive new assistant.

When Samantha gets pressed for time, Endora transforms herself into her daughter's double.

After an argument while he is teaching her to drive, Darrin enrolls Samantha in a driving school and the owner assigns his nervous brother-in-law Harold to teach her.

Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics.

Gladys jumps to conclusions when she sees Samantha with a baby in her arms.

Just before a glamorous party, Aunt Clara magically produces a new dress for Samantha. However, during the party, her new dress starts to vanish.

Confusion reigns when Darrin is convinced that Endora has turned his boss into a teddy bear.

Samantha agrees to hire a maid until the baby is born; The new maid is a klutz.

Darrin suspects Tabitha may have magical power; Tabitha choose stocks for Darrin's investments.

Samantha makes her own dress for an affair at the home of agency client JT Glendon.

Darrin asks for Samantha's help in influencing an important client.

Samantha is upset when Darrin cannot take the vacation he was planning.

Darrin feels that he is not making any progress in his career.

Tabitha is tested for her powers; The Aunt insist Tabitha be enrolled in magic school.

Darrin's competitor plants a bug in Tabitha's rattle.

Darrin and Samantha find out that too much psychiatry can ruin a good marriage.

Samantha buys a chair from an antiques dealer, unaware that it is a transfigured warlock.

Darrin is fired when Tabitha wins all the prizes on a TV show.

Darrin is worried that his parents will discover that Tabitha can levitate her toys.

In a bid to get rid of Darrin, Endora produces a double of Samantha.

Samantha's simultaneous appearance in Chicago and New York almost costs Darrin his job.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Samantha's old boyfriend Rollo appears; Endora drinks a love potion intended for Samantha.

Endora returns Darrin to his bachelor days to prove that he would be happier single.

Samantha's cousin is arrested at a love-in and gets her picture in the paper.

Samantha's attempts to help a Scottish ghost lead to disaster.

Samantha and her friends decide to change the public image of witches.

Endora is outraged when Samantha will not go with her to a Halloween celebration.

Endora makes a house for a Halloween party appear on a vacant lot.

Darrin is upset when Samantha reads Halloween stories to Tabitha; Samantha insists the stories are harmless; Tabitha brings the ghosts in the book to life.

Endora objects to Samantha's Halloween work for UNICEF; Darrin is turned into a hag witch by Endora.

Darrin becomes very romantic when a ghost takes over his body.

Actor Bob Hope; author Gore Vidal; actor Steve Landesberg.

Samantha is commanded to appear before the Witches Council; Serena takes her place.

Samantha campaigns to rescue a neighborhood park for the children.

Endora teaches Darrin a lesson by turning him into a perfect gentleman.

To please Darrin's mother, Samantha reluctantly hires a maid.

Endora causes trouble when she zaps two living busts of Larry and Darrin in the Stephens home.

Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat.

Magic comes in handy when Samantha collects for a charity organization.

Samantha's good news stops her parents' quarrel - for a moment.

Endora brings a witch with fading powers to be Samantha's maid.

Samantha must prevent Darrin from turning into a mouse at midnight.

Bud lends a strong authoritative hand in organizing a school picnic.

The Andersons' former gardener finds himself in trouble with the law.

Gracie tries to help Ronnie's girlfriend get a movie role as a Japanese girl.

Gracie emerges from her session with a hypnotist with a new personality.

Rochester wonders what kind of doctor Jack would have made.

Jack hires two of the Mills Brothers, tricking the other two into singing for free.

Jack and Suzi explore Costa Rica; encountering a wild jaguar; land of the stray dogs; vipers.

Jack and Suzi meet some mighty meerkats living in California's desert; a wolf sanctuary dedicated to saving the misunderstood species.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Everyone wants favors to help the other person out.

The gang begins dieting and exercising.

Martin (Ray Walston) accidentally captures a foreign space ship and its attractive female pilot (guest star Jill Ireland). With Bill Bixby.

The time machine malfunctions, causing Jesse and Frank James to appear in Tim's kitchen.

The Partridges decide to move to a larger house.

After accepting a date with an ardent old admirer, Shirley later has to figure out how to get rid of him and his mother.

Edward casts a suspicious eye on Rick's new friend after his gold pen disappears.

A visitor offers to help Alfonso with his problems in school.

Sara decides to go out with one of Jackie's former boyfriends.

Muriel and Henry must decide if they want to know their baby's sex before it's born.

An old buddy of George's misinterprets Louise's sarcasm as an invitation to move in with them.

George and Louise try to rescue Florence when they learn that the likable man she is dating is a convicted murderer.

A "make-believe" murder begins to look like the real thing when George, Louise and Florence go on a mystery writers' cruise.

George refuses to accept the obvious and tries to piece together clues that will substantiate his own theory about the murder.

Benson fears he may have started World War III when a lover's quarrel erupts between two of the representatives at a trade meeting.

When their car breaks down on a country road, Benson and Kraus spend the night at a truck stop where Kraus fends off the advances of a burly truck driver.

Alice becomes concerned that Tommy has a drinking problem after hecomes home with a Mohawk and a hazy memory of the night.

Elliot and Officer Maxwell enlist Mel's help as a decoy as they try to catch cattle rustlers. The waitresses may ruin the mission as they try to help Mel.

Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

The precinct's plumbing goes out again; A scoutmaster apprehends a mugger; A militant Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones.

Maude takes on the medical profession after she receives treatment from a new doctor.

When a fire damages his house, Arthur moves in temporarily with Maude and Walter.

Gloria returns home only to find Archie anxious to hear the details of her breakup with Mike.

Gloria can't wait to begin her new life without Mike, even though Archie doubts she can make it on her own.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

Lester reconsiders a contracting bid when he learns that the backers have investments in South Africa.

Actor Carl Reiner; comedian David Brenner; actress Madlyn Rhue; actor Burt Mustin.

Army colonel; country singer.

Clergymen get a surprise; the news.

Christmas; Fred Scuttle.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Jodie enters the hospital for his operation; Jessica sees Chester in action.

Jodie's friend Dennis tells him his future plans; Jessica decides the families are cursed.

Jessica takes a firm stand against Chester's philandering; Corinne confronts Peter about his behavior.

After Jessica and Corinne threaten him, Peter is slain.

Benson fears he may have started World War III when a lover's quarrel erupts between two of the representatives at a trade meeting.

When their car breaks down on a country road, Benson and Kraus spend the night at a truck stop where Kraus fends off the advances of a burly truck driver.

Betty resents having her mother in her class.

Bud and Jim have a disagreement when Jim insists Bud tell the football coach that he broke training.

Gracie becomes a mental giant following her visit to a hypnotist.

Gracie begins casting family and friends in a proposed movie; Harry Morton's father visits.

George Burns introduces new star Ann-Margret.

Rochester gives away Jack's old jacket, unaware that there is $200 in the lining.

A shah (guest star Stanley Adams) refuses to sign an oil rights agreement unless his friend Parker (Tim Conway) is made an admiral. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) becomes the unwilling flunky of the son (guest star George Furth) of his peacetime boss.

Mr. Wilson tries to get rid of a stray dog.

Dennis and Mr. Wilson make a documentary featuring the townspeople.

Bentley takes over all preparations for Kelly's graduation.

Bentley pushes Kelly to become a lawyer.

Martin (Ray Walston) studies aging on Earth and meets two dear little ladies (guest stars Lurene Tuttle and Nydia Westman) with a talent for larceny. With Bill Bixby.

Martin's duplicating machine makes a permanent copy of Tim.

The Partridges and Reuben are held hostage by an escaped convict (Arte Johnson).

Laurie is accused of cheating while covering up for a friend.

Rick asks consumer advocate David Horowitz for help in dealing with a crooked mail-order company.

Rick has to choose between getting suspended or revealing his source for a news story.

The Rushes have to break the news of Rafkin's death to one of his friends.

The Rush family starts a round of bickering when Henry decides to make out his will.

Jodie enters the hospital for his operation; Jessica sees Chester in action.

Jodie's friend Dennis tells him his future plans; Jessica decides the families are cursed.

Jessica takes a firm stand against Chester's philandering; Corinne confronts Peter about his behavior.

After Jessica and Corinne threaten him, Peter is slain.

Maude's surprise wedding gift to Carol and Chris results in unexpected problems for everyone.

Walter's incessant practicing on an electric organ drives the whole household up the wall.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

Vandals attack Murray's synagogue.

Archie's plan to get Stephanie into the school chorus backfires.

Murray's plans to marry are put on hold when his mother suddenly dies.

Archie's niece Billie Bunker comes to visit.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

The Keatons discover that Elyse's Aunt Rosemary (Barbara Barrie) is suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

Nick becomes popular with the girls after becoming a janitor at Mallory's sorority house.

Alex takes over Mallory's campaign for student-body president.

Davis (Mark Harelik) rushes to Nantucket after canceling a date with Helen, only to find her with another man (John Putch).

Alex breaks off her relationship with Brian after he and a friend go too far with their late-night drinking.

Helen prepares for the worst when Davis (Mark Harelik) makes an unplanned midweek visit; dumped Brian asks Ray Charles to serenade Alex.

After spending the night with Joe, Helen heads for her fiance's New York penthouse.

When a dinner party breaks up, Reggie is left alone with her friend's husband, and they share more than a meal.

Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring.

Reggie discovers that her new beau's ex-wife is a former beauty queen who now serves as an adviser to the president.

Everyone starts experiencing problems after Linda mentions that the planet Mercury is in retrograde; Jake challenges Bob and Reggie in a game of Scrabble.

The man (Sam McMurray) responsible for the breakup of John's (Judd Hirsch) marriage joins the counseling group.

Kate campaigns for a married congresswoman candidate who tries to seduce John.

John's (Judd Hirsch) eccentric neighbor (Sylvia Sidney) helps him celebrate Christmas. With Jere Burns.

Kirk (Jere Burns) thinks he has found the ideal wife. With Judd Hirsch.

The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

Gracie gets George involved in a plan to help their plumber pass a physical exam.

Spring fever causes Ronnie, Ralph and their professor to behave uncharacteristically.

Technical troubles ensue when Jack has Tennessee Ernie Ford as a guest.

Jack and Mickey Rooney explore what may happen if prisons get progressively more lenient.

Parker uses McHale's look-alike cousin to convince Binghamton McHale is suffering from battle fatigue.

Fuji and Parker impersonate a Japanese admiral and his aide to get McHale and his crew away from German captors.

Jim decides that Bud can't play in the church baseball game because he hasn't done his chores.

Bud makes his point to Jim as they each learn that there are some things that you just aren't cut out to do.

Dennis washes Wilson's tuxedo.

Chaos reigns when there's a mix-up in plans for a Hawaiian vacation.

Hazel makes a bet with Rosie that George can lose ten pounds.

After Dorothy is accused of doing a bad job of interior decorating, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Endora teaches Darrin a lesson by turning him into a perfect gentleman.

To please Darrin's mother, Samantha reluctantly hires a maid.

Jeannie decides to play housekeeper for a week without magic.

Tony poses as a dashing Britisher to prove that Jeannie is faithful.

The girls and Mrs. Garrett return from their summer vacations to find that Edna's Edibles has been destroyed by fire.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls hire a contractor to build a new business on the former site of Edna's Edibles.

The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives.

Flo's rodeo-riding brother falls for Alice, causing his horse to feel rejected.

The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

Jennifer's grades suffer when she sets out to win a boy's (Wil Wheaton) admiration.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

Mary and Lester host a golden-anniversary party for her parents.

Ralph the doorman is convinced that George is cheating on Louise.

A publisher expresses interest in the love letters that George wrote to Louise many years ago.

Florence's uncompromising attitude toward George changes when he gives her a hot investment tip.

Louise's jealous curiosity reaches criminal proportions when she talks Helen into helping her break into George's office safe.

a genius turns to petty crime; and a man is mugged by an elderly woman; Luger's surprised when his mail-order bride arrives from the Philippines.

A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.

David Horowitz; Eura Irwin; Robert Blake.

As Joe and Brian prepare to face each other in a local boxing match, Antonio and Helen fall in behind their favorites.

Brian realizes his new girlfriend (Shannon Tweed) may be older than he thought when he meets her college-age son (Shawn Palmer); Joe and Roy face their fear of clowns.

Drew (Drew Carey) regrets inviting Lisa (Katy Selverstone) to live with him when she brings along her menagerie of pets.

Mimi appears to be the lesser of two evils when Drew hires a notorious bully to replace her as Wick's secretary.

Endora teaches Darrin a lesson by turning him into a perfect gentleman.

To please Darrin's mother, Samantha reluctantly hires a maid.

Jeannie decides to play housekeeper for a week without magic.

Tony poses as a dashing Britisher to prove that Jeannie is faithful.

The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives.

Flo's rodeo-riding brother falls for Alice, causing his horse to feel rejected.

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

Ronnie and his girlfriend are shocked when they pick up a newspaper and read of their marriage.

Harry, who wants a vacation from his wife, tries to arrange jury duty for her.

Jack takes Jane Morgan to lunch in a cafeteria.

Jack wants to give Dennis a surprise birthday party.

Parker (Tim Conway) is clapped in the brig after he spills spaghetti on Binghamton (Joe Flynn). With Ernest Borgnine.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) discovers McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men at a party instead of on the hike he ordered them to take. With Tim Conway.

Jim decides that his children should solve their own problems.

The Andersons try to save a historic landmark that is marked for destruction.

Mr. Wilson buys a rabbit's foot from Dennis, but it brings him everything but luck.

Mr. Wilson runs for the presidency of the bird-watcher's club.

Termites undermine Hazel's attempts at getting a raise.

Confusion reigns when it comes out that Hazel may be of royal blood.

Darrin's sexy Italian client tries seduce him; Serena turns her into a monkey.

Darrin is frantic when one of his clients is turned into a monkey.

Jeannie's wicked sister, Jeannie II tricks her into hating Tony.

Jeannie is upset Tony must spend three month on the moon with a beautiful doctor.

The girls and Mrs. Garrett encounter some difficulties on opening day at their new boutique.

Jo must make a decision between a teaching job and an offer from a major corporation.

An investigative reporter who fears for his life takes refuge in Mel's Diner.

Flo is excited that her latest boyfriend has been wining and dining her and lavishing her with expensive gifts. Alice is excited for Flo but she is in for a shock she learns that he intends to make Flo his fourth wife and have her join his harem.

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

Steven feels the strain when Elyse's sister (Karen Landry) and her family arrive for their yearly visit.

A psychology major becomes romantically involved with Alex while researching a paper on overachievers.

Sandra's arrogant basketball-player beau leads Calvin astray.

Lottery opponent Mary falls victim to gambling fever.

George is in for a surprise when Florence poses as someone he never expected and she never intended - Mrs. George Jefferson.

George's big mouth gets him in trouble again and jeopardizes Helen and Tom's marriage.

Putting aside her pride, Louise makes a last ditch effort to save the Help Center from financial ruin.

A friend of George's begins to display an unusual interest in Jenny.

An angry parent assaults the admissions director of a private kindergarten; and Wojo faces a police inquiry for using excessive force in a recent arrest.

A former child star assaults his agent with a telephone; a good Samaritan is charged with assault; and Dietrich spends the afternoon with a college sweetheart.

When Dr. Becker buys a motorcycle, everyone thinks it's a midlife crisis.

Becker throws a dinner party so his girlfriend (Frances Fisher) can spend time with the gang.

Actor Robert Klein; actor Calvin Trillin; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Drew (Drew Carey) is the one who is surprised when he decides to take dinner to the woman (guest star Caroline Rhea) he has been dating. Eric Roberts also guest stars.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers his special relationship with his beloved music teacher wasn't unique after all. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.

Darrin's sexy Italian client tries seduce him; Serena turns her into a monkey.

Darrin is frantic when one of his clients is turned into a monkey.

Jeannie's wicked sister, Jeannie II tricks her into hating Tony.

Jeannie is upset Tony must spend three month on the moon with a beautiful doctor.

An investigative reporter who fears for his life takes refuge in Mel's Diner.

Flo is excited that her latest boyfriend has been wining and dining her and lavishing her with expensive gifts. Alice is excited for Flo but she is in for a shock she learns that he intends to make Flo his fourth wife and have her join his harem.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).

Juror Gracie disrupts a counterfeiting trial.

Gracie tries to help Ronnie who wants to get into the record business.

Jack is sued and dreams he retains Raymond Burr.

Jack is followed home after the show.

The mayor of an Italian village (Jay Novello) forces McHale (Ernest Borgnine) to use his PT-73 for a fishing expedition. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men fake an enemy attack to save their wine cellar. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

After Bud is refused a job because of another's dishonesty, Bud decides that dishonesty is the key to success.

The Andersons invite the wife of a close friend to be their house guest.

Dennis and Mr. Wilson's plan to sell their comic books goes awry.

Dennis and friends picket a bookstore that won't display Wilson's book.

Hazel's persuasion wins George a seat on the board of a museum.

A bonus from Mr. Griffin inspires Hazel to buy eyeglasses.

Worrying that her daughter is deprived, Endora ensures that Darrin becomes very generous.

A temporary illness causes Samantha to speak in rhymes; Dr. Bombay's cure doesn't work.

Jeannie gives Roger a birthday wish; Roger wishes to switch places with Tony.

Hillbillies think Tony and Roger are Martians while the two are testing an experimental aircraft shaped like a saucer.

Langley administrators are upset over the publication of a calendar featuring beefcake photos of the boys swim team.

Blair fears the worst when she discovers her mother is pregnant.

A famous philandering fashion photographer (guest star Desi Arnaz) complicates the waitresses' lives.

Mel is disappointed when an expected surprise party for his 50th birthday never happens.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).

Alex's participation in a psychology student's research project leads to love.

Mallory's new job, writing an advice column for the lovelorn, turns the Keaton household upside down.

Mary urges Lester to give Calvin a job so that he will spend less time with Brenda.

Mary and Sandra compete on the "Wheel of Fortune" game show.

George and Louise are in for the surprise of their lives when their foster son arrives for a visit.

George bets Florence that he can accomplish in three hours what it takes her all day to do.

Convinced that her life is dull, Florence goes for a luxurious beauty treatment at a chic and exclusive salon.

George's decision to become the partner of an apparently fatherless boy leads him into the middle of a sensitive family problem.

Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

The precinct's plumbing goes out again; A scoutmaster apprehends a mugger; A militant Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones.

Becker refuses to pay for a long-distance phone call; Bob (Saverio Guerra) invests in inspirational tapes on success.

Becker mistakenly leaves horrible news on the wrong answering machine and desperately tries to take it back.

Actor George C. Scott; producer JoAnne Astrow; magician James Randi.

Stranded in the ocean after their plane goes down, the gang contemplates the ironies of life.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Drew's date takes him by surprise when she tells him she is a zoning inspector who must shut down his home brewery.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

Worrying that her daughter is deprived, Endora ensures that Darrin becomes very generous.

A temporary illness causes Samantha to speak in rhymes; Dr. Bombay's cure doesn't work.

Jeannie gives Roger a birthday wish; Roger wishes to switch places with Tony.

Hillbillies think Tony and Roger are Martians while the two are testing an experimental aircraft shaped like a saucer.

A famous philandering fashion photographer (guest star Desi Arnaz) complicates the waitresses' lives.

Mel is disappointed when an expected surprise party for his 50th birthday never happens.

Janet and Phillip plan for the wedding at Janet's apartment; Jack wants to win the approval of Vicki's father; Mr Bradford tells Jack that Vicki was up for a promotion at work in another state and turned it down.

Vicky suggests that she and Jack live together after explaining her fear of marriage.

Gracie worries about Ronnie's ability to hold onto his money.

Gracie and Blanche try to get Ronnie's new girlfriend a part in a film.

Jack has a hard time finding a golf partner.

Jack tries to get composer Dimitri Tiomkin to write an arrangement for his song.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) recovers the wine McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men have booby-trapped for the Germans. With Tim Conway.

Binghamton's (Joe Flynn) operatic debut is disrupted by an air raid. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Bud falls for a flirtatious new classmate.

Kathy thinks she has put a magic curse on Bud.

Mr. Wilson hopes he'll be his aunt's heir, but she seems to favor Dennis.

Dennis sneaks out on his babysitter to go to the movies where his parents are and causes trouble at the theatre.

Hazel almost loses her job when she takes on another job as an actress for an advertising campaign.

Hazel comes to the rescue after a young mother is threatened with losing her baby to her mother-in-law.

Endora causes trouble when she zaps two living busts of Larry and Darrin in the Stephens home.

Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat.

Jeannie's mother gives Jeannie some candies named 'pipchicks'. When Tony eats one, he gains terrific strength.

Jeannie gives Tony the next day's newspaper; Roger decides to bet on a horse.

The girls hastily form a singing act after Andy enters them in a band contest.

Natalie travels to a truck stop where she involves her friends in an unusual musical fantasy.

The waitresses spend a holiday weekend locked up with Mel in the diner's storeroom.

Jerry Reed gets stuck in Mel's Diner when he drops by with some concert tickets.

Janet and Phillip plan for the wedding at Janet's apartment; Jack wants to win the approval of Vicki's father; Mr Bradford tells Jack that Vicki was up for a promotion at work in another state and turned it down.

Vicky suggests that she and Jack live together after explaining her fear of marriage.

Andrew feels rejected when big brother Alex begins spending more time with his girlfriend, Lauren.

High-school freshman Jennifer uses an infatuated young man to gain admittance to a sophomore dance.

Mary goes shopping leaving ailing Lester in Brenda's care.

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

George reflects back on the day the Jeffersons opened their first store.

George tries to launch Jenny's fashion career by arranging a "chance" meeting with a renowned fashion designer.

George plots to save Jefferson Cleaners from being overrun by his rival.

A charity auction unexpectedly provides Florence with a generous "inheritance" and a difficult decision.

Wojo's discovers an ancient weapon; Barney and his staff learn that the precinct may be sold to a private business.

After being told they have 30 days to vacate the precinct, the detectives air their resentment of being shoved out after so many years.

John must sweat out two weeks of jury duty after his advice to Linda on how to avoid it backfires; Bob gives Jake a dog.

When Jake discovers that his dinner date is blind, he confesses that he doesn't want to date someone who cannot see.

Singer Barry Manilow; actor Chevy Chase; actor Dan Aykroyd; host David Letterman.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Brian arranges to have braggart Roy sing the national anthem at a Red Sox game.

Drew and Mimi decide to crash a co-worker's party after finding out they were the only ones not invited.

Lisa is upset after Drew inadvertently sours her fiance's view of marriage; Lewis and Oswald play elves.

Endora causes trouble when she zaps two living busts of Larry and Darrin in the Stephens home.

Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat.

Jeannie's mother gives Jeannie some candies named 'pipchicks'. When Tony eats one, he gains terrific strength.

Jeannie gives Tony the next day's newspaper; Roger decides to bet on a horse.

The waitresses spend a holiday weekend locked up with Mel in the diner's storeroom.

Jerry Reed gets stuck in Mel's Diner when he drops by with some concert tickets.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Gracie takes on the Army when she learns that Ronnie is about to become a soldier.

Gracie's plans for a big dinner party go awry when she loses the house key.

Jack sings an operatic excerpt with Roberta Peters and Don Wilson.

Jack imagines himself as an Old West gunslinger.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men convince Binghamton (Joe Flynn) he is the victim of an old curse. With Tim Conway.

Col. Harrigan (Henry Beckman) takes over McHale's beach quarters for his own playground. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Betty is picked as queen of the sports banquet because of her beauty instead of her ability.

Bud is wrongfully accused of cheating in school.

Dennis switches a signpost and causes chaos.

Henry wants to go fishing without Dennis.

George identifies a well-liked handyman as a thief.

Hazel gets George to enter the political limelight when a historical park is threatened.

Envious Serena decides she wants to be like Samantha and wed a mortal.

A chimp follows Samantha home and is launched on an advertising career.

Jeannie's nephew causes big trouble; Tony and Roger take care of Abdullah.

Jeannie crashes Tony's car; The dealer tries to cheat Jeannie by buying the damaged car.

Tootie becomes the object of Andy's affections.

Jo and Blair attempt to stage a live newscast from the store.

Mel learns that his diner will be a meal stop on a bus route.

The diner has lost money and Mel's accountant suggests he fire one of the waitresses. It soon becomes a competition to see who won't get fired.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Elyse is torn between being a successful businesswoman and taking care of her family.

Mallory takes a job at the TV station where her father works; the Keatons hunt for clues in a lucrative breakfast cereal contest.

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.

A startling dream forces George to re-evaluate his financial frugality.

Louise's attempt to get closer to George leads to an unexpected breakup.

George's chauvinistic remarks at a seminar for newlyweds make Louise uneasy.

Florence "bags" a millionaire when she accompanies her girlfriend on a man-hunting expedition.

Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

A teen drug addict grabs Fish's gun and hold the precinct hostage; Captain Barney Miller must talk him down.

Dr. Becker butts heads with a priest over virtues of religion; Reggie, Jake and Bob try online investing.

Becker finds himself caught between his feelings for Liz and his fear of commitment when she receives a job offer in Chicago.

Actor Burt Reynolds; comedian Dick Shawn.

Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay.

Brian and Joe both take an interest in a helicopter pilot who has come to the island to start a tour business.

Drew (Drew Carey) grows concerned when his parents (guest stars Marion Ross, Stanley Anderson) move in with him after they lose their home.

When Drew gets Lewis and Oswald evicted, the three bunk with Kate until Drew can get his parents to move out of his house.

Envious Serena decides she wants to be like Samantha and wed a mortal.

A chimp follows Samantha home and is launched on an advertising career.

Jeannie's nephew causes big trouble; Tony and Roger take care of Abdullah.

Jeannie crashes Tony's car; The dealer tries to cheat Jeannie by buying the damaged car.

Mel learns that his diner will be a meal stop on a bus route.

The diner has lost money and Mel's accountant suggests he fire one of the waitresses. It soon becomes a competition to see who won't get fired.

Kathy thinks she is going to miss her chance to see Greer Garson.

Bud is amazed that his parents do not argue like other parents he knows.

Gracie and Blanche try to trick their husbands into joining them on a trip to New York.

George and Gracie invite a pair of newlyweds to spend their honeymoon at their home.

Billy Wilder wants to cast Jack in a new movie.

Jack dreams he's Alexander Hamilton, dueling with Aaron Burr.

Longtime zookeeper Jack Hanna hosts this Emmy-winning show that takes viewers on a journey around the world to showcase animals in their natural habitats. In addition to showing footage of the creatures and giving information about the places where they live, "Into the Wild" discusses the protection and conservation of endangered species. Among the locations visited are remote jungles, deserts, oceans and forests.

Longtime zookeeper Jack Hanna hosts this Emmy-winning show that takes viewers on a journey around the world to showcase animals in their natural habitats. In addition to showing footage of the creatures and giving information about the places where they live, "Into the Wild" discusses the protection and conservation of endangered species. Among the locations visited are remote jungles, deserts, oceans and forests.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Kelly's school is being whitewashed by their competitors.

Peter joins a housecleaners society.

Honorary deputy Mrs. Brown (Pamela Britton) becomes a zealous guardian of law and order. Guest star: Victor French. With Bill Bixby, Ray Walston.

After being demoted to writing obituaries, Tim uses Martin's time machine to get the scoop on a big story.

The family visits an amusement park; guest Johnny Bench.

An 11-year-old girl (guest star Jodie Foster) gets a massive crush on Danny (Danny Bonaduce).

Rick is set to go out on a blind date, but panics when he sees a photo of his date.

Rick believes a 6-year-old girl may be the victim of parental kidnapping.

A self-effacing Monroe takes an assertiveness-training course that turns him into an egomaniac.

Muriel's latest assignment interferes with Henry's 25th anniversary plans.

George tries to cure Tom of being conned.

George slips into deep trouble when he plans to recover $15,000 swindled from Tom.

George and Tom are in danger when three unexpected visitors call on them.

Louise appears to be a top contender for the Help Center's volunteer award.

Benson gets caught up in a sea of red tape when the mayor plans to outlaw breakdancing.

Benson, the governor, Kraus and Clayton recall people who have influenced their lives.

Mel offers the use of his diner for a performance by a dance group.

Vera and Elliot's first wedding anniversary takes an unexpected turn when she's arrested.