A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

McLean Stevenson; James Woods; Bum Phillips; The Might Carson Art Players.

Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success.

Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain.

Helen's friends encourage her to attend Fay's self-help group with Brian.

Lowell camps out in the plane after Bunny (Laura Innes) kicks him out for his unreasonable jealousy.

Paul is supposed to be baby-sitting his nephew on Halloween, but is working and forgets to tell Jamie. She ends up taking him trick or treating, and worries what will happen if she and Paul have a child of their own.

While visiting a museum, Jamie and Paul wonder about what brought them together. Jamie's convinced it was fate, which annoys Paul. He's also angry that she's spending more time with her friend than him. The pair discover they once met as children.

An eccentric client (Elliott Reid) with bizarre requests -- and a feisty Bernice Clifton -- complicate the women's lives.

Suzanne's ex-husband (Gerald McRaney) is depressed because his latest book won't be released as a paperback.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct; store owners begin paying protection money.

A pregnant shoplifter goes into labor; Fish must stop a suicidal man from ringing in the new year by jumping.

A meddlesome contest winner spends a week with the Partridges.

No one in the family is very happy about Laurie's new boyfriend, a biker named Snake.

Cub Scout Harold rescues a boy frozen by fear high in a tree.

George fails to vote for a proposition he has endorsed.

A local museum is showing an exhibit from Jeannie's old home.

Jeannie learns that a member of a family involved in a feud with her family is coming to the United States.

Samantha's Aunt Clara comes for a visit; Aunt Clara's magic makes her a popular baby sitter.

Darrin buys a garage door opener to cover up Samantha's witchcraft.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

Mel hires a man to work at the diner for more money than he is paying the waitresses.

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

A top fashion photographer arrives on campus to search for the new face of the '80s.

Mrs. Garrett's son Alex visits her at Eastland; Natalie is impressed by his claims of having played on several recording sessions for popular musicians, but Blair doesn't trust him.

A self-effacing Monroe takes an assertiveness-training course that turns him into an egomaniac.

Muriel's latest assignment interferes with Henry's 25th anniversary plans.

When Skippy learns that he is adopted, Alex accompanies him to meet his real mother.

Certain that he will be named class valedictorian, Alex becomes dismayed when his girlfriend wins the honor instead.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct; store owners begin paying protection money.

A pregnant shoplifter goes into labor; Fish must stop a suicidal man from ringing in the new year by jumping.

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Comic Milton Berle; actress Carol Siskind; actor Don Yesso.

Becker receives phone calls from a woman he doesn't know, then ends up meeting her only to be shocked by a secret she's been keeping.

Becker won't listen to his doctor after he is accidentally shot during an argument between two motorists.

Joe enters a local election against a previously unopposed Roy, but a dark-horse candidate emerges.

A wealthy and extravagant woman (Tyne Daly) becomes romantically interested in Brian.

Jamie thinks Paul has arranged a surprise party for her 30th birthday, but in fact he has something different planned. It all goes wrong when they are accidentally separated on a crowded subway car en route to the surprise.

Jamie and Paul are invited to join Ira and Fran on a free weekend in Atlantic City. They discover it's been arranged by Marianne, Ira's long estranged ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper), who needs him to sign their divorce papers.

Reese (Hal Holbrook) suffers a heart attack after an arm-wrestling match with an old buddy (Jack Bannon).

Suzanne and Mary Jo become romantic rivals while doing a job aboard a cruise ship.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

War breaks out between the Willises and the Jeffersons, with Lionel and Jenny as the first casualties.

George adds fuel to the fire by setting Lionel up with another girl.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

Shirley enrolls in college using her maiden name, so her real name does not draw unwanted attention; a freshman develops a crush on her; he tells his parents and they do not approve of his dating an older woman.

Danny fears losing his singing voice after having his tonsils removed.

George's client demands Hazel be fired when she opposes his factory plans.

Hazel exposes a woman bent on marriage as a poor parent.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

A vase hits Tony on the head giving him amnesia, but only to Jeannie's identity.

Gladys comes dangerously close to learning the truth about Samantha.

Endora enlists the aid of a warlock to wreck the Stephenses' marriage.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Tootie and Natalie visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia in Buffalo, N.Y.; they end up in the middle of a marital flare-up.

Tootie is tired of being treated like a little girl; Blair brings home two bottles of fine European wine; Tootie drinks some to show she has become an adult.

Jackie falls in love with a policeman, much to Henry's disappointment.

April's affair with a middle-aged music executive doesn't set too well with Henry.

Jennifer reflects on her past and future while in the hospital for a tonsillectomy.

Elyse starts neglecting her family when she is hired by a top architectural firm.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

War breaks out between the Willises and the Jeffersons, with Lionel and Jenny as the first casualties.

George adds fuel to the fire by setting Lionel up with another girl.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Actor Bonnie Hunt; actor Cathy Ladman; actor and comedian Martin Short.

Becker is forced to stay at home and deal with his neighbors during his recuperation period; Margaret and Linda try to find a fill-in doctor.

Becker believes Elizabeth might be a dishonest doctor when she lies about having aspirin to stop his pain.

Gail and Helen shock Joe when they become fast friends; airport staffers prepare for a presidential visit.

Joe and Brian's plan to excavate Roy's backyard in search of $250,000 turns out to be all wet.

Jamie's looking for another job but can't decide what she wants to do; she wants to go on a double date with Paul's boss, Lou, and his girlfriend, but Paul is against it because he's angry with Lou for editing his film and not telling him.

Lisa becomes famous when her psychologist publishes a book blaming Jamie for Lisa's problems. Jamie's not pleased at what's said about her and Paul gets caught in the middle when the sisters argue.

Charlene dreams that she and her Sugarbakers colleagues are World War II USO performers.

A freak snowstorm forces Suzanne and Anthony to share a cheap motel room.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Lester reconsiders a contracting bid when he learns that the backers have investments in South Africa.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

Danny is interested in the whales singing and tells the family they need to include whales in their act to show their support of ecology; the Partridges make a record featuring the song of a whale to raise awareness of the whale's plight.

Keith decides that being the eldest, he should take more responsibility for his siblings.

George and pals stop a poker game for a medley of lullabies.

Hazel finds that the burglar she tapped on the head with a baseball bat is basically honest.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Larry thinks Darrin is seeing another woman; Samantha and Darrin add some spice to their marriage.

Ousted Abner moves in with Darrin and Samantha after a fight with his wife.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Mel injures his back at Alice's apartment and has to stay there for two weeks.

Alice and Vera are stunned when it seems that Flo and Mel have become more than friends, but both go to Alice to try and break off the new relationship.

The ugliness of sexual violation rocks the Eastland School when Natalie is assaulted on her way home from a campus party.

A former Eastland student, now a teenage wife and mother, stops by for a visit.

When a fanatical fan steals a Cosmic Cow puppet, Henry sets out to recover it.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

Elyse catches gambling fever while on a business trip to Atlantic City, N.J.

Alex asks for Mallory's advice when he fails his first college assignment.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

Ginny surprises everyone with the revelation that she has a daughter.

Ann's emergency call brings a young doctor whose bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Actor David Steinberg; actor Drew Carey; actor Regis Philbin.

Jake realizes that he can't forgive the man (Cress Williams) whose drunken driving cost him his eyesight.

Margaret's day off wreaks havoc in the office when Becker and Linda are forced to do her job and theirs.

Roy's grief over the death of his wife continues -- until Joe and Brian discover she is alive.

Brian, Joe, Roy and Lowell's getaway golf weekend is spoiled by a tropical storm.

The death of another Paul Buchman ruins the Buchmans' credit and prompts Paul's curiosity about the deceased.

Paul gets a job working in Chicago for two months, only coming home at weekends. He and Jamie hate being separated, but when they both plan surprise visits to the other it's a disaster.

The ladies accompany a socially inept friend (Marc Silver) to his high-school reunion.

A convicted murderer from Anthony's prison past offers him a business partnership.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

Sabrina faces being trapped in the unhappy other side of the looking glass unless she can change everyone's mood.

Hilda and Zelda (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick) change into teenage chaperones so Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) can attend her first rock concert. Guest stars: Violent Femmes.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) meets a handsome ski instructor (guest star David Chokachi) while on a family ski trip to Mars. Chris Elliott also guest stars.

Harvey (Nate Richert) is transformed into a frog after he and Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) kiss.

Mork goes out of his way to be nice to his grouchy new neighbor, Mr. Bickley; Mork invites him to dinner in an attempt to straighten things out.

Mork agrees to officiate at the marriage of a young friend and his girlfriend.

The birth of a nyala antelope; endangered rhinos; dung beetles; a cheetah on a kill; Zulu warriors.

Marine iguanas; sea lions; Sally Lightfoot crabs.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Stanley fears a visit from Helen's mother is permanent.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

George contracts the "rich man's disease."

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Ann fails to invite Schneider to her party.

In one of the most critical times of their lives, Julie must come to terms with being a woman and Ann with being a mother.

Desperate Archie turns to a loan shark when the money for the restaurant addition runs out.

The restaurant's grand opening is only hours away -- and Archie hasn't hired a cook yet.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.

A mobster (Pat Harrington Jr.) thinks Danny is romancing his girlfriend.

A skunk sprays the Partridge bus before the group is scheduled to perform.

A lost dog inspires George to buy an alarm system.

Hazel's nephew takes George's niece to a bowling alley.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Samantha and her friends decide to change the public image of witches.

Teenager Liza Randall interviews Darrin about his career in advertising for a school newspaper.

Actor Fernando Lamas; comic Richard Pryor; actress Robyn Hilton; writer William Peter Blatty.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Stanley fears a visit from Helen's mother is permanent.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Henry, Monroe, Muriel and Mrs. Stinson (Pat Carroll) want to help a Vietnamese family find the American Dream.

Tropical isle; "Bionic Baby."

Noel Coward spoof; escaped convict.

Red-faced vicar; Hotel Sordide.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Nicole dotes on Michael after he suffers an apparent heart attack during a strenuous racquetball match with Joey.

Joey's visiting friend creates tension between Joey and Michael.

Cory (Vonni Ribisi) is prodded by his older brother to prove his manhood by kissing Nicole (Staci Keanan).

Michael (Paul Reiser) gets Nicole (Staci Keanan) a role in a commercial starring teen idol Scott Cameo (Scott Baio).

A serious flood hits Peekskill, so Blair and Tootie rush to the stables to protect the animals, only to become trapped there; Mr. Bradley attempts to rescue them.

Adopted Natalie wants to find her natural mother.

Mr. Bradley sets out to keep the school's championship track title.

The girls plan to reconcile Molly's divorcing folks.

Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

Jodie enters the hospital for his operation; Jessica sees Chester in action.

Jodie's friend Dennis tells him his future plans; Jessica decides the families are cursed.

Jessica takes a firm stand against Chester's philandering; Corinne confronts Peter about his behavior.

After Jessica and Corinne threaten him, Peter is slain.

When a news leak develops in the governor's household, Benson searches for the culprit.

Benson is delighted when Marcy falls for his old war buddy -- until he learns his friend's secret.

A series of strange incidents seem to be the work of the ghost of a murdered former governor.

After Taylor's disastrous attempt for political office, he blames Benson for his defeat.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) attempts to show smart-aleck Eric (Brian Robbins) how difficult it is to teach a troublemaking student.

Charlie tries to convince Simone to attend a memorial service for a poet who once trashed her literary efforts.

Charlie is forced to consider cheating on an exam to keep his teaching license.

Honors student Maria falls for the captain of a rival school's academic team.

Angela transforms the garage loft into an apartment for Mona.

The return of Angela's estranged husband puts their divorce plans on hold.

The romance begins to fade for Angela and her estranged husband.

A TV talk show host catches Angela and Tony in a compromising position. Guest: Betty White.

Jennifer reflects on her past and future while in the hospital for a tonsillectomy.

A hysterical Mallory disrupts Alex's college interview to tell him about her two-timing boyfriend.

Elyse is worried about her soon-to-be-divorced mother's quick jump into the singles world.

Mallory's afraid she'll lose her new boyfriend if she doesn't give in to his romantic requests.

Drew (Drew Carey) is forced to take extra security measures when he fires an unstable employee (guest star David Cross).

Drew (Drew Carey) is given the task of training Mr. Bell's back-stabbing nephew (guest star Michael Landes).

Drew (Drew Carey) ponders life after he is mistakenly believed to have been killed in a car accident.

Drew (Drew Carey) is pleased to get his own assistant, until he discovers who it is. With Kathy Kinney.

Dave (Dave Foley) suggests hiring a temp (guest star Bebe Neuwirth) when it appears Beth (Vicki Lewis) is overworked.

When Bill decides to write his autobiography, he slips into a depression.

Lisa (Maura Tierney) takes a temporary job with MTV and interviews members of the heavy-metal band Anthrax.

Dave (Dave Foley) begins to think Bill (Phil Hartman) is being pretentious when he arrives at the office carrying a cane.

Maya's past behavior makes it hard for Jack to get Hannah enrolled in Maya's old school; Elliot and Nina discover they share a fascination with the same blues singer/songwriter.

Maya's long-running efforts for literacy are upstaged when her father makes a big donation and gets credit.

Elliott conspires to flaunt his flashy career and glamorous lifestyle before his old school friends at a memorial service for one of his high-school teachers; Jack trains Finch on how to exert power over others..

Nina outdoes Finch by giving Jack a celebrity monkey for his birthday, then struggles to conceal it; Maya tries to impress a friend (Lisa Edelstein).

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

Hazel concocts a complicated scheme involving antiques and business mergers to get air conditioning in the Baxter home.

Hazel's plan to get George an assistant fails when George's client comes up with his own suggestion.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics.

Maude learns of a clause in Walter's will that indicates he isn't practicing what he's preaching.

Maude's surprise wedding gift to Carol and Chris results in unexpected problems for everyone.

Mel hits on a unique scheme to give everyone a white Christmas.

Vera believes that God has visited when George Burns drops by the diner.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

Jo's chance to write a hot news story leads her on a trail of revenge and repercussions.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Jennifer's old buddy returns for a visit, but she has to try and woo him away from Mallory.

Alex announces that his talents are being wasted in a part-time job at the TV station.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Ann's expected promotion is given to a man who is less qualified.

Ann is suddenly involved in the intimate problems of strangers.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Jimmy Brogan; actor Roger Rees; actor Michael Landon.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.

Antonio enlists Helen to pretend to be his fiancee to avoid his deportation by the INS.

Helen is desperate to escape her marriage to Antonio; Brian finds a match for Joe on a matchbook cover.

Fran tells Jamie that she may be pregnant; Ira tells Paul he's got someone pregnant, but there are lots of misunderstandings until the truth is revealed.

Paul invests in a virtual reality company. At first Jamie doesn't approve, but when she tries the technology out she finds she likes a virtual Paul that always agrees with her. Appearances by Christie Brinkley and Andre Agassi.

Charlene withdraws after being dumped by her boyfriend (Doug Barr).

Suzanne and Julia learn that their half-brother wants to be a stand-up comic.

A robber locks Mary, Lester, Sandra and Pee-wee Herman in a toy store.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

A fight between grandma and grandpa widens the generation gap at the Partridge house.

Danny sells Keith-souvenirs to buy Mom a mink coat.

The Baxters pass up an important dinner invitation for Hazel.

A secretary goes out of her way to keep Hazel from a wedding.

Tony strains his eyes while studying for a sub-orbital flight. Dr. Bellows orders him to take an eye test; Jeannie helps.

Jeannie is furious when Roger arranges a double date for himself and Tony.

Samantha and Endora take supernatural steps to prevent the demise of their favorite restaurant.

Samantha's cousin, an elf, starts playing pranks on Darrin in order to break up his marriage.

Walter's incessant practicing on an electric organ drives the whole household up the wall.

Walter turns from a benevolent host into a scrooge when he and Maude give a Christmas party for his employees.

Flo's vanity fights with her need to get glasses. When she finally agrees, J.V. tells her he is married. Flo is convinced it is because of the glasses.

A high school basketball player falls for Alice when Tommy invites him over for dinner. He slips into depression when she refuses to go to the prom with him.

Mrs. Garrett must take a second job at the Howard Johnson's when she loses her pension; this takes a toll on her mood and her Eastland work, so she must choose between the two.

Jo's relationship with her boyfriend is in jeopardy when she falls for her class-project husband.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Alex tries to help Mallory with her grades at school to keep her part-time job at a clothing shop.

While working at a crisis center for class credit, Alex and a friend get a call from a suicidal student.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

The night of a dance finds Barbara in trouble.

Ann finds she has little in common with the other patrons of Ginny's singles bar.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Actress Susan Sarandon; celebrity Brooke Shields; actress Carol Wayne; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

When Dr. Becker buys a motorcycle, everyone thinks it's a midlife crisis.

Becker throws a dinner party so his girlfriend (Frances Fisher) can spend time with the gang.

A labor dispute sends Fay to work for Roy.

Joe and Brian relive the past in their condemned childhood home.

During their annual Valentine's Day re-enactment of his proposal at the Rockefeller Center ice rink, the Buchmans are transported back three years when Paul asked Jamie to marry him.

Paul's convinced they'll have bad luck because Jamie didn't return a blouse that she accidentally acquired. She gets rid of it, and their luck changes: they get a call inviting them to a party at Yoko Ono's apartment.

The father of a black student refuses to let him date Claudia.

Suzanne runs into trouble with the IRS, and resorts to desperate measures.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings. Small pox or Chicken pox.

The Partridges hire a driver who turns out to be an armed robbery parolee.

The Partridges are stranded in a ghost town on Christmas eve when their bus breaks down.

Hazel and George have wavering opinions on whether or not to have a contract written.

George and Dorothy argue over who Hazel likes better.

While watching a Western, Tony says he wished he lived in those old days, so Jeannie blinks him back there.

Tony complains that Jeannie is constantly getting him into trouble.

Samantha's Aunt Clara arrives on the Stephenses' first anniversary.

Darrin gets conflicting advice from Larry and Endora on how to treat his pregnant wife.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Alex rents out rooms for the Leland homecoming football game to pay for Mallory's auto mishap.

Alex is angry when his best friend decides to wed and refuses to be his best man.

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings. Small pox or Chicken pox.

Julie cracks under the pressure of her upcoming college boards.

The girls start to worry when Ann doesn't call while away on a business trip.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Bob Hope; Seven Lovelies from "B.J. and the Bear"; Argus Hamilton.

Becker refuses to pay for a long-distance phone call; Bob (Saverio Guerra) invests in inspirational tapes on success.

Becker mistakenly leaves horrible news on the wrong answering machine and desperately tries to take it back.

Frasier and Lilith Crane fly to Nantucket to film a self-help video but run into a storm of trouble named Helen.

A passenger (William Hickey) with a round-trip ticket to the destination of his choice causes trouble for the brothers.

Jamie and Paul are horrified to discover that a private tape of their lovemaking has accidentally been given back to a video store, instead of the movie they rented, and the couple is determined to get it back before anyone else sees it.

Jamie and Paul find some love letters written by a previous tenant, and uncover a love story from WWII which Jamie feels is similar to her relationship with Paul.

Suzanne visits Atlantic City, N.J., hoping to win enough to pay her back taxes.

Prejudice rears its ugly head when Julia and Suzanne are accepted into a very exclusive club.

Pearl meets "Mr. Right" (Charles Lampkin) in a singles bar.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

George is furious when Louise hires Florence as a live-in maid.

George is overjoyed when Louise accuses him of having an affair.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

The usual loonies arrive during the full moon, including a man who swears he's turning into a werewolf.

A free-spirited girl leaves the Partridges one million dollars; suddenly their lives are turned upside down as they deal with their newfound wealth.

Chris and Tracy decide to run away from home and live with Reuben.

Hazel and the Baxters strive to save a restaurant doomed to failure.

When Barney, the mailman, fails to appear for work, Hazel begins to worry.

Jeannie is jealous when Tony refuses to break a date with a friend.

Jeannie tells Tony she has never had a birthday but knows that Neptune was in Scorpio the day she was born. Tony tries to find out her birthday through a NASA computer, but Dr. Bellows finds out and takes the answer away before Tony can read it.

Strange things begin happening to Darrin's friend Adam Newlarkin; Aunt Clara tells Samantha he has inherited the spell placed by a witch on his ancestor who was a judge in Salem 200 years before.

Gladys jumps to conclusions when she sees Samantha with a baby in her arms.

Maude can't resist the temptation to go through Walter's wallet when it accidentally falls out of a drawer.

Maude makes a desperate attempt for recognition from Walter at her surprise party.

Flo's rodeo-riding brother falls for Alice, causing his horse to feel rejected.

An investigative reporter who fears for his life takes refuge in Mel's Diner.

Mr. Palmer, the French teacher, asks Geri out on a date; she seems to be having a good time, but Blair believes the man has an ulterior motive for taking her cousin out.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Jackie eagerly awaits a marriage proposal when Brad returns from a trip, but he's having second thoughts.

Steven and Elyse plan a nostalgic weekend with the kids before the baby arrives.

Alex tries to setup Skippy with a shy friend, but she thinks Alex is the one asking her out.

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

The usual loonies arrive during the full moon, including a man who swears he's turning into a werewolf.

Julie falls for an older man (Jim Hutton).

Julie's boss asks her to go with him on an out-of-town business trip.

George is furious when Louise hires Florence as a live-in maid.

George is overjoyed when Louise accuses him of having an affair.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Actor Melanie Griffith; actor Tim Allen; photographer William Wegman.

John must sweat out two weeks of jury duty after his advice to Linda on how to avoid it backfires; Bob gives Jake a dog.

When Jake discovers that his dinner date is blind, he confesses that he doesn't want to date someone who cannot see.

Having failed at real estate, Helen tries her hand at stand-up comedy.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell bet on who will land the worst date through a video dating service.

Jamie and Paul go out to dinner with both sets of parents. Their mothers begin to argue over the last scampi, but Jamie and Paul refuse to take sides. Lisa plays one set of parents against the other.

Jamie is nervous about going back to college so Paul does his best to encourage her. Paul panics when he realizes that he forgot to mail in her registration, so he rushes to the college to put things right before she gets there.

Julia's solo with the Atlanta Symphony gives Charlene courage to oppose her minister.

Mary Jo faces a personal crisis when her ex-husband, Ted (Scott Bakula), re-enters her life.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Lionel has to take a lie detector test on the first day of his new job.

George thinks Lionel is ashamed of him for never having graduated from high school.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

On a dare, Keith produces a movie starring the Partridges.

Keith wants his own apartment so he can have some peace and quiet to write music; Shirley reluctantly agrees to let him move into a room in the house next door.

Mr. Griffin thinks George and Hazel mock his lack of learning.

The IRS scrutinizes George's return when he demands a refund.

While Tony distracts Dr. Bellows, Roger taps into the NASA computer again. He finds the answer, but before he can tell Jeannie her birthday, he is shipped off to Alaska. Tony throws Jeannie a party anyway.

Jeannie becomes engaged to a handsome suitor to get Tony to pay attention to her.

Samantha arranges a meeting between Darrin and her mother to settle their differences.

A black Peruvian rose is making Samantha sick and lose her powers; Darrin gathers ingredients to cure ailing Samantha.

Maude plans a weekend wedding in wintry New England for Arthur and Vivian.

Florida finds it extremely difficult to tell Maude that she is quitting her job as housekeeper.

Flo is excited that her latest boyfriend has been wining and dining her and lavishing her with expensive gifts. Alice is excited for Flo but she is in for a shock she learns that he intends to make Flo his fourth wife and have her join his harem.

A famous philandering fashion photographer (guest star Desi Arnaz) complicates the waitresses' lives.

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie can do anything for the school-play lead.

Jo is caught in an international conflict when she meets a new Japanese student.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

The kids hirer a young lovable housekeeper with no skills for cleaning.

Alex begs the housekeeper to accompany him to a fraternity party.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.