Someone leaks a secret about Alex that sends the male airport staff hunting through Roy's magazine collection.

PBS asks the Buchmans to film themselves in their apartment for 15 minutes with no cuts for a "slice of life" documentary; Paul and Jamie become increasingly uncomfortable.

Jamie disagrees with Paul's technique when he begins a video on how to meet and date women; at the Buchman's apartment, Ira squares off with an old school friend of Jamie's.

Sugarbakers becomes the site of a Southern family feud after Charlene's brother (Gregory Wurster) arrives.

A full moon over Atlanta has the ladies worried about sex, violence and crime.

An arrogant clergyman leads his church choir in a singing contest against Mary's group.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Keith campaigns for a politician who likes Shirley.

The Partridges are isolated in a mountain cabin during a record-breaking rainstorm.

Hazel manages to have the water heater fixed and help George with his business on her day off.

Deirdre fears Hazel will ruin the social event of the season.

Jeannie's spell gets Tony to propose; Tony and Roger see their future married life.

Tony cannot change history when Jeannie takes him to Napoleon's court.

Endora decides to grant Darrin three wishes for his birthday.

Samantha makes her own dress for an affair at the home of agency client JT Glendon.

Maude takes up her duties as manager over three men in a real-estate office.

Walter becomes resentful when Maude spends every spare minute with a handsome best-selling author.

Mel has troubles with turkeys when he stays open on Thanksgiving.

Mel fires Alice when she takes a job as a singing messenger to finance Tommy's education.

Jo wins the heart and money of Eastland's oldest living graduate.

Blair's decision to tutor a mentally retarded young man causes more harm than good when her naive student misinterprets her good intentions.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Julie enters a dress-designing contest.

Barbara encourages Julie to take the $125 the bank mistakenly credited to her account.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

Actress Bette Davis; comic Richard Pryor.

When Margaret forces Becker to take a vacation because of his temper, Linda mistakenly books him on a gay cruise.

Love blinds Becker when his college flame (Jaclyn Smith) announces she has left her husband to be with him.

Helen gets a night job in order to save money for a new cello when the Nantucket String Quartet needs a fourth member.

Joe and Brian take out a second mortgage on their house to buy Helen a cello for her audition, then she changes her mind.

Flashbacks reveal the trials and tribulations of the three months prior to Paul and Jamie's wedding, including the strange happenings the night before the nuptials.

Flashbacks reveal Paul and Jamie's chaotic wedding preparations and a memorable encounter with a utility worker (Lyle Lovett).

J.D.'s temporary live-in arrangement with Mary Jo threatens to become permanent.

Charlene announces her engagement; Mary Jo and J.D. go their separate ways.

Sandra helps her new roommate (Kim Fields) change into a sexy vamp.

Lester needs to impress a despicable lawyer (Sherman Hemsley) in order to advance his construction company.

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

Lionel and Jenny are at odds as to whether she should go to England.

George's sudden generosity looks like a ploy to beat out a competitor for an award.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

Greg, a former childhood friend of Laurie's, returns to town and reconnects; it turns out he is now a minister; they go out together and have a great time catching up on their lives; Laurie starts to fall for him; Shirley is worried.

A talent agent sees Keith and offers him a screen test for a Hollywood movie; the agent convinces him that he would be perfect for the part; Keith practices his scene and drives to the studio with the whole family.

A professor of law bears a torch for the love of his youth.

Hazel runs into problems when she tries to get to a shoe sale early.

Jeannie and Tony's plan to elope meets with strange opposition.

When Tony does not invite Jeannie to dinner, she bakes a cake that has strange effects on the guests.

Samantha turns a runaway horse into a woman in order to be able to communicate with it.

Endora's stint as a baby sitter for Tabitha proves to be too much for Mrs. Kravitz.

Maude and Walter are ecstatic when Walter's ex-wife announces her plans to remarry.

Maude insists that her guests for a New Year's Eve party come dressed as their favorite year.

No one believes that Vera has ESP until she successfully predicts five events.

Alice causes problems for Tommy when she starts dating his high-school principal.

Natalie embarks on a desperate search for her natural mother after an emotional confrontation with her adoptive mother.

Jo is forced to make a difficult decision when her exceptional ability at her new job gains her a quick promotion.

Iris' gift of a trip to Paris backfires when Muriel needs a passport and her birth certificate reveals she was adopted.

Andrew's hungry and his nursing mother is at work, so Henry takes the baby to the photo session.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Alex goes overboard to prove that he and Ellen share the same interests.

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

Barbara sees her classmates commit a crime.

Julie prepares to move out.

Lionel and Jenny are at odds as to whether she should go to England.

George's sudden generosity looks like a ploy to beat out a competitor for an award.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Comic George Carlin; actress Susan Sullivan; actress Sheryl Lee Ralph.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker kicks himself for helping out Jake by treating his persnickety grandmother when her doctor dies.

Brian schemes to get tickets to Clint Black's sold-out concert when he learns Alex is a big fan.

Joe and Brian get tips from Helen on what women like in men in order to interest Alex in a date.

Murray becomes a sudden star after appearing in a TV commercial and fantasizes about appearing on the "The Tonight Show." Guest stars: Jay Leno, Rachel Hunter, Brent Spiner.

Paul approaches prickly TV legend Alan Brady (Carl Reiner) to narrate his documentary about the history of television.

Charlene's wedding is in jeopardy when she finds Bill (Douglas Barr) handcuffed to a scantily clad dancer (Fabiana Udenio).

The women are asked to appear in a photo story on Atlanta's working women.

A new superintendent is hired, though he knows more about the violin than maintaining an apartment building.

Brenda scratches the valuable blues recording her grandfather gave her.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Louise's sudden depression threatens to ruin a surprise party George has planned for her.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Danny wins an insomniac racehorse.

The Partridges decide to move to a larger house.

Hazel leads a highway commission on a nature walk.

Hazel encourages George's mother to open a gardening business.

Dr. Bellows schedules a meeting on the night of Roger's mod party.

Tony is almost sent to the moon as a chimp when Jeannie's blink goes wrong.

Darrin reacts violently when a leprechaun becomes his house guest.

Darrin asks for Samantha's help in influencing an important client.

A psychic predicts that Maude will marry for a fifth time.

Maude's telethon is left without a disease.

Dateless for New Year's Eve, Flo is recruited to work in the diner.

Alice and her boyfriend offer Flo and Vera tickets to a charity ball.

Blair discovers she's the unsuspecting victim when a tax audit reveals her father has done some questionable accounting.

Blair's cadet date is really a delinquent.

Henry is enraged by Monroe's ineptness at hanging a portrait.

Henry's bowled over when he attends a friend's second marriage and discovers the bride is young enough to be the man's daughter.

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Julie invites Ann and Barbara for dinner.

Ann is caught between Bob and his father.

Louise's sudden depression threatens to ruin a surprise party George has planned for her.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Celebrity Super Dave; actress Park Overall; Mark Schiff.

Reggie's psychology class experiment proves that Becker gives preferential treatment to his attractive female patients.

Becker discovers that, unbeknown to them, Reggie and Linda are dating the same man.

Helen's elaborate plans for a surprise birthday party go up in smoke when the honoree injures himself in her house.

Lowell attempts to eulogize his friend and mentor; Joe and Brian try to keep Helen awake for 18 hours after she suffers a head injury.

Paul realizes how little he knows about handling details of day-to-day life when Jamie goes out of town and he mistakenly donates their bed to a charity thrift store.

Paul is heading to Canada but Lisa has accidentally taken Jamie's purse by mistake which contains Paul's passport, so they run around town to find her.

After Mary Jo is mugged, the Sugarbaker women take a self-defense course.

Reggie (Danny Thomason), the thieving accountant, cons Suzanne into investing in a circus.

Their new butler's refined manner exasperates Mary and Rose.

Mary gets a chance to appear in a movie that's shooting in the area.

Overwhelmed Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) must pass a series of responsibility tests to earn her witch's license. With Caroline Rhea and Beth Broderick.

Overwhelmed Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) must pass a series of responsibility tests to earn her witch's license. With Caroline Rhea and Beth Broderick.

Sabrina plays matchmaker for Aunt Hilda and Mr. Kraft; Zelda gets in trouble when Hilda forgets to mail her letter.

Hilda and Zelda ask Witch Yenta for help in finding a match for Sabrina; Hilda comes down with punnitis.

Mindy's cold medicine causes Mork to shrink, sending him to an upside-down planet where humor has been banished.

Mindy's cold medicine causes Mork to shrink, sending him to an upside-down planet where humor has been banished.

A couple runs a totally sustainable bed-and-breakfast while caring for orphaned and injured wildlife.

Australian rain forest; life in the treetops; a rare wild bird.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

With the power turned off and Helen's sister coming, Stanley taps into the neighbor's electricity.

Jack is asked to identify a counterfeiter.

Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

Liz makes a citizen's arrest of her assailant -- an eight-year-old boy; A shootout and its aftermath disturb Chano.

An environmentalist threatens to set off a bomb in the precinct; Wojo arrests a fake priest; The squad room plumbing is on the fritz.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

Bentley tries to avoid what looks like a certain marriage proposal from his girlfriend.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

The arrival of Ann's ex-husband Ed leads Barbara to hope for a reconciliation.

The morning after Ed's overnight visit finds the girls hopeful and David worried.

Edith invites a few guests too many when she hosts a Sabbath dinner for Stephanie.

Barney wants to sue Archie after he falls off a bar stool at the restaurant.

Walter is caught having a cocktail with his former secretary.

Maude tries to bring a school chum and her estranged daughter together to patch up their differences.

A flattering newspaper article swells Danny's head.

Shirley encounters a famous folk artist, long believed dead, and convinces him to perform with the Partridges.

The Baxters learn that the stray dog Harold found has a rightful owner.

Hazel finds herself in a dither as she tries to care for two households.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Jeannie announces she is going to marry Roger to make Tony jealous.

A friend of Samantha's, Gertrude, expresses her jealousy; Samantha plays matchmaker.

Darrin's parents pay their first visit to the Stephens' home.

Actress Sarah Miles; comic David Brenner; Kreskin; animal expert Joan Embery.

Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

With the power turned off and Helen's sister coming, Stanley taps into the neighbor's electricity.

Jack is asked to identify a counterfeiter.

Henry's peaceful day in bed is ruined when everyone expresses concern over his health.

"Murder on the Orient Express" spoof.

Love song; Maurice Dribble.

A moviegoer overreacts; a pianist's story is told.

Train; Hotel Sordide.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreads the thought of her first Christmas without her mother. With Greg Evigan and Paul Reiser.

Michael (Paul Reiser) agrees to teach a night-school class, and perennial class clown Joey (Greg Evigan) is attending. With Staci Keanan and Florence Stanley.

Present and future Christmas-Hanukkah holidays create problems for Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser). With Staci Keanan and Florence Stanley.

Joey's childhood sweetheart falls for Michael.

Tootie's new boyfriend questions the real motives of her white friends.

A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.

Jo "picks up" an expensive gift for Mrs. Garrett's birthday.

Tootie's gossiping causes a rift between Blair, Jo and Nancy; it almost costs Mrs. Garrett her job.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

When Mildred Rafkin comes back searching for her mother's brooch, Jackie suggests hiring a medium for help.

On her 42nd birthday, Muriel discovers she's pregnant.

Jessica is arrested for Peter's murder, and her lawyer refuses to defend her.

Burt begins to exhibit strange behavior; Father Tim has bad news for Corinne.

Dr. Medlow wants to commit Burt; Eunice's hiding from Marilyn.

Eunice pursues the photos; things look very bad for Jessica.

When Kraus falls for the butcher, Benson is enlisted to help bolster her self-confidence.

A compassionate Benson helps a homesick 11-year-old Soviet chess genius.

The governor must cope with 200 hungry guests when Benson and Kraus are trapped in a freezer.

The governor's irascible father visits the mansion, creating havoc among staff and guests.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

Mary and Lester host a golden-anniversary party for her parents.

Sandra's arrogant basketball-player beau leads Calvin astray.

Lottery opponent Mary falls victim to gambling fever.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) learns that Sarah's (Kimberly Russell) home life is contributing to her recent poor scholastic performance. Robert Hooks guest stars.

Arvid (Dan Frischman) imagines himself playing roles in "Moonlighting" and "The Honeymooners." Marcia Christie guest stars.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) learns that his students are sabotaging one another's science fair projects.

Criticism upsets school journal editor Simone.

While vacationing in Mexico, Tony (Tony Danza) intercepts a message that leads to Angela's (Judith Light) dismissal at the advertising agency.

Tony urges Angela into a new venture.

While serving as attendants at the wedding of close friends, Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) find themselves daydreaming about being the bride and groom.

Fearing that Jonathan (Danny Pintauro) is becoming too intellectual, Tony (Tony Danza) enrolls him in a gymnastics competition.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Drew (Drew Carey) regrets inviting Lisa (Katy Selverstone) to live with him when she brings along her menagerie of pets.

Mimi appears to be the lesser of two evils when Drew hires a notorious bully to replace her as Wick's secretary.

Drew (Drew Carey) is the one who is surprised when he decides to take dinner to the woman (guest star Caroline Rhea) he has been dating. Eric Roberts also guest stars.

Kate's (Christa Miller) soul is endangered by "The Devil" (guest star Grant Shaud); Drew (Drew Carey) masquerades as Mimi (Kathy Kinney) for Halloween.

Jimmy wagers anchorman Bill in a poker game and loses him to a rival station.

Organizing a summer outing for his co-workers almost becomes too much for Matthew (Andy Dick). With Dave Foley and Phil Hartman.

Joe (Joe Rogan) gets fired up about the new security cameras at the station and sets the place ablaze. With Dave Foley and Maura Tierney.

Mr. James runs for president of the United States, a la Ross Perot; a mustachioed Matthew annoys co-workers.

Jack feels guilty for firing his old partner 30 years ago and decides to rehire him, but then he remembers why he fired him in the first place.

Nina's comeback photo shoot leaves her in head-to-toe gold paint for the day; Maya gets ambushed when she agrees to speak at a forum for women in the media.

Maya knocks designer Oskar Milos' (Dana Carvey) clothes and has to eat her words when Milos pulls his advertising.

An office blood drive turns into a storytelling session as Finch, Nina and Elliott recall for Maya how Jack transported them from dreary jobs to new careers.

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard; and an eccentric swears that the snow is the start of a new ice age.

After accepting a date with an ardent old admirer, Shirley later has to figure out how to get rid of him and his mother.

The Partridges and Reuben are held hostage by an escaped convict (Arte Johnson).

The new local symphony conductor wants only male musicians.

George chides Hazel for believing in superstitious good-luck charms.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

The Stephens attend a lecture given by a man who makes a living out of debunking witchcraft.

The President of Darrin's company allows his assistant to investigate Samantha's activities.

Maude learns that Carol's boyfriend is married to one of her oldest friends.

Maude recruits Vivian into women's liberation and possibly out of her marriage.

Mel's brother, an old flame of Flo's, shows up after his third divorce.

Alice and Tommy argue over his constant phone usage calling his new girlfriend. When she grounds him, both Tommy and his girlfriend run away from home.

Natalie may end up the odd woman out when she boycotts a school dance.

Mrs. Garrett receives a marriage proposal.

Two hapless brothers are hired by the Rushes to convert their attic into an apartment for Iris.

As Iris prepares to move in with the Rushes, she's offered a business partnership back in Chicago.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard; and an eccentric swears that the snow is the start of a new ice age.

Ann's ex-husband announces that he can no longer make child-support payments.

Ann's ex-husband announces that he can no longer make child-support payments.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

TV host Oprah Winfrey; comic Jerry Seinfeld; Shirley Muldowney.

While at dinner, Becker accidentally blurts out confidential information about his godson to the boy's father.

Becker can't sleep because his television doesn't work, but he mysteriously refuses to get another one.

While at the wedding of an air-traffic controller, Lowell encounters his ex-wife, and Helen gets stuck with a geek.

Brian pulls out all the stops in an attempt to win Alex's affections; Roy and Lowell become addicted to a video game.

Paul's parents give Paul and Jamie a trip to the Caribbean. The only problem is, to use it they have to pretend to be Paul's parents, and it proves very difficult.

Ira's ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper) returns from Luxembourg, now divorced and rich. She offers to finance Ira's new venture, but his silent partner vetoes the idea.

Julia becomes incensed by a nearby newspaper stand selling pornography.

After Anthony sprains his entire body, Suzanne becomes his nurse; Mary Jo tries to impress an old friend.

Mary and Lester learn that he has distant cousins who are white.

Mary feels inadequate when her former best friend pays a visit.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Wojo wrecks a taxi that he borrows to chase a robbery suspect; and Lieutenant Scanlon enlists the help of a drug pusher to test the detectives' honesty.

Fork-stabbing highlights Thanksgiving. Three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at a laundromat.

Laurie is accused of cheating while covering up for a friend.

The family visits an amusement park; guest Johnny Bench.

George becomes annoyed by Hazel everytime he makes a mistake.

Mr. Griffin pulls strings to have Hazel be Maid of the Month.

Jeannie transfers her power to Tony to make sure she can go 24 hours without using them.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

A private detective tries to blackmail Samantha when he discovers she is a witch.

Samantha is upset when Darrin cannot take the vacation he was planning.

Mrs. Naugatuck announces that she is in love and plans to be married.

Walter would rather lose his business than allow Maude to mortgage the house.

Mel's pushy mother, Carrie, stops by Phoenix to visit her son and announces that she plans to stay for the entire winter. Mel quickly finds that living with his mother again is too close for comfort but is unable to stand up to her.

Vera's broken heart is cured by her three friends and a delivery boy.

Tootie discovers that the new student, a young princess, plans to run away.

Blair's behavior toward her new boyfriend could cost her her self-respect and her best friends.

Jackie decides to have a breast implant operation in order to make herself more attractive.

Sara competes for an anchor position.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Wojo wrecks a taxi that he borrows to chase a robbery suspect; and Lieutenant Scanlon enlists the help of a drug pusher to test the detectives' honesty.

Fork-stabbing highlights Thanksgiving. Three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at a laundromat.

Ann's enthusiasm over her new lifestyle becomes a real problem when she accidentally influences the wrong person.

Ann helps one of Barbara's admirers when Barbara keeps trying to give him the brush-off.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Actor Robert Blake; model Christie Brinkley; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker can't believe it when his old college mentor visits town for a book signing and doesn't remember him.

Becker's strange suspicion about bad omens seemingly proves true when a patient has a heart attack at the gym.

Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.

While Brian recuperates from an injury, he becomes jealous when Alex spends time with Joe.

Ira and his date fight at Paul's birthday party, prompting Paul to have flashbacks to some of the disasters that have ruined his birthday in previous years.

Jamie's forced to work on an ad campaign with her ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz). He's recently published a comic book that features an evil queen from outer space, and Jamie thinks the character is based on her.

A former classmate's (Ray Buktenica) dying wish is to spend an evening with Julia.

On the eve of Charlene's baby shower, Suzanne learns that she must relinquish the Miss Georgia crown she won 15 years earlier.

Lester hides his famous houseguest's (Marvelous Marvin Hagler) identity to protect their business deal.

The Jenkins agree to take on a college student, who turns out to be 11 years old.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line.

Florence's battling parents pay the Jefferson household an unexpected visit.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Harris searches Manhattan for an apartment to fit his intended lifestyle; Wojo is buried alive while pursuing a thief.

The FBI arrives to investigate a college student who built a working nuclear bomb for his physics class project.

An 11-year-old girl (guest star Jodie Foster) gets a massive crush on Danny (Danny Bonaduce).

The Partridge family makes a commercial for a take-out chicken restaurant.

Gus, the love of Hazel's life, finally returns to propose.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

Jeannie assembles a singing group so Tony can go on vacation.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Samantha confuses a crook with Darrin's eccentric Uncle Albert.

Darrin plans a celebration because Samantha has not used witchcraft for a month.

Maude becomes suspicious when Walter develops a sudden passion for religion.

Maude and Walter spend a weekend in a mountain cabin in an attempt to bring the romance back to their marriage.

A case of the hiccups nixes Alice's chance of breaking into show business.

Mel finds a buyer for the diner and decides to start living the good life.

The girls are determined to do everything in their power to spare Mrs. Garrett unnecessary stress.

Jo is furious when she learns that a favorite teacher is planning to leave Eastland.

The Rushes' house is scheduled for demolition when the city plans to construct a new subway station.

Monroe's father pays a visit and has high expectations for his son.

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

Coached by Alex, Jennifer presents a class speech, but she doesn't know what she is talking about.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Harris searches Manhattan for an apartment to fit his intended lifestyle; Wojo is buried alive while pursuing a thief.

The FBI arrives to investigate a college student who built a working nuclear bomb for his physics class project.

Barbara brings a mentally impaired boy to help Schneider.

An unmarried classmate of Barbara's arrives with her new baby.

An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line.

Florence's battling parents pay the Jefferson household an unexpected visit.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Actress Elizabeth Taylor; actor Michael Douglas.

Against his lawyer's advice, Becker can't help but fight a malpractice suit brought against him by a heart patient.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

Lowell and Bunny (Laura Innes) discover that a divorce is what they need to get the spark back in their marriage.

A potential investor in the airline (Mark Harelik) becomes interested in Helen.

The Buchmans struggle to find the perfect anniversary gift and discover that the newsstand where they met has burned down.

When the newsstand where they met burns down on their third wedding anniversary, the Buchmans get a glimpse of what their lives would have been like if they had never met.

The Sugarbaker women and their mates (Hal Holbrook, Douglas Barr, Richard Gilliland) take a canoe trip in the Georgia backwoods.

Anthony attempts to prove himself when Mary Jo hires him for a contracting job.

Brenda competes in the Miss Teen Washington Pageant.

Sandra's cousin flees a prearranged marriage.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

George teaches his clerk Marcus how to "rough it."

Superstitious Louise gets a "sign" that her marriage is doomed.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

An angry citizen creates a disturbance when he learns that his deposit at a sperm bank has been accidentally ruined.

Demonic possession, an illegal alien and an accountant with a pocketful of marijuana make up a day's work at the precinct.

Sex education bedevils Keith.

A department store computer plays havoc with Shirley's account.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

Jeannie loses her memory and changes Dr. Bellows into a mouse.

Jeannie is upset when Tony's mother decides he needs someone to take care of him.

A private detective plots to cash in when he discovers both Samantha and Endora are witches.

Samantha and Darrin feel they might not have married if he knew she was a witch.

Maude is transformed into a quivering mass of guilt and insecurity when her mother pays a visit.

Maude breaks the news to Walter that she's been asked to run for the state Senate.

Alice disguises herself as a mobster in an effort to get the diner's new owner to give it back to Mel.

Alice auditions for a role in a local theatrical production and winds up falling for the director.

The girls learn a valuable lesson when they join Tootie's college-aged brother and his roommate for a night on the town.

Blair is stunned by her socialite sister's decision to become a nun and then by a shocking announcement from Jo.

Henry's father pays a visit with his future bride, a woman in her 40s who is pregnant with his child.

Henry's life is threatened when he's the only eyewitness in a robbery.

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

An angry citizen creates a disturbance when he learns that his deposit at a sperm bank has been accidentally ruined.

Demonic possession, an illegal alien and an accountant with a pocketful of marijuana make up a day's work at the precinct.

Ann tries to work up the nerve to ask a handsome business associate for a date.

Faced with eviction, an elderly neighbor takes a hostage in Ann's apartment.

George teaches his clerk Marcus how to "rough it."

Superstitious Louise gets a "sign" that her marriage is doomed.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Actor Don Rickles; Jon Serl.

Becker is ordered to attend therapy sessions with a psychologist (Rhea Perlman) who becomes a changed woman.

Everyone suffers when Becker decides to quit smoking cold turkey; a surveillance camera tracks Becker's moves as terrorizes his neighborhood.

Joe and Helen must stay in a cabin where Alex and Brian hoped to consummate their relationship.

A black eye and discolored hair turn Helen's dream date into a nightmare.

While awaiting the results of a pregnancy test, the Buchmans mull parenthood.

Paul wants to invest in a parking space at the Buchmans' building, even though they don't don't own a car; a reluctant Jamie is against the idea.

Charlene discovers her cousin (Kim Zimmer) is a victim of domestic violence.

The Sugarbaker women testify for Bernice when her niece (Leslie Ackerman) attempts to have her declared incompetent.

Olympic gold medalist Florence Griffith-Joyner shows Brenda that there is still honor in not finishing first.

Mary and Sandra head opposing teams on TV's "Family Feud" game show.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Louise plans to go on an archaeological dig.

George resorts to playing a dirty trick to secure the business of a large costume company.

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

An aging bounty hunter and a sugar addict are the precinct's latest guests; and Yemena is rushed to the hospital after an appendicitis attack.

A woman lodges a rape charge against her husband; A master of disguise perpetuates a crime spree; To Yemana's delight, the city legalizes off-track betting.

Dared into shoplifting, Danny feels he has disgraced the family.

Keith wants the school presidency -- at any cost.

After George refuses to accept payment for helping one of Hazel's friends, he regrets it.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

Jeannie is convinced by her malicious sister that she is bad luck to Tony.

Darrin feels that he is not making any progress in his career.

Darrin and Samantha are amazed to learn that Gladys' brother is a brilliant musician.

Walter moves into the nearest bachelor pad when Maude decides to run for the state Senate.

Maude and Walter both show up at the Harmons' party with a date.

Vera makes an unsuccessful attempt at breaking into show business.

Flo's cool reception of her visiting father shocks Alice and Vera.

Blair believes that she is the only one capable of keeping her sister and Jo from becoming nuns.

A series of events disrupts Mrs. Garrett's attempts to entertain French visitors.

Henry gets a new idea for Cosmic Cow, thanks to a story about a dog with amnesia.

Henry runs into an old Navy acquaintance, unaware that his friend is gay.

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.