Drew (Drew Carey) worries that Kate (Christa Miller) may be having second thoughts as her wedding day draws closer. Guest star: Adrienne Barbeau.

Serena turns Darrin into a statue in Salem in order to learn more about the Fisherman's Memorial.

Esmeralda's wacky witchcraft causes Paul Revere to ride again.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

Flo saves the day for tux-less Tommy when she outfits him for a dance.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Gracie's Uncle Harvey invents a plant-food solution with an amazing effect.

Gracie begins making sightseeing plans when she finds George reading a play that will open in London.

Jack wants Harlow to escort the sponsor's daughter.

Jack recalls how he discovered Dennis Day.

Memorial services are conducted for McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew when they are presumed killed in action. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) schemes to have McHale (Ernest Borgnine) transferred to the U.S. to instruct at a PT-boat school.

Jim has problems handling a young man he is supposed to be helping.

A kindly Spanish man adopts the Andersons and becomes their gardener.

Dennis hears that Miss Cathcart needs a good friend.

Dennis picks Mr. Wilson as the subject for an essay about his best friend.

Hazel's false praise of Steve drives him to let her go.

Hazel buys a wreck, paints it green and sells it to a nurseryman.

A lovesick warlock named Waldo conjures up his own Samantha; Larry see's Waldo and the other Samantha.

Esmeralda sends Samantha back to 17th-century Salem; Darrin must go back in time to get her.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Natalie goes under cover as an ROTC cadet to get a news story.

Social worker Jo raises funds to save her new job.

Alice and Vera beg Mel to hire a replacement for Flo, meanwhile the diner gets a visit from past waitress Belle, an aspiring song writer.

Belle decides to take over Alice and Vera's boyfriends and the running of the diner.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

The Jenkins agree to take on a college student, who turns out to be 11 years old.

Brenda competes in the Miss Teen Washington Pageant.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

Lionel and Jenny are at odds as to whether she should go to England.

George's sudden generosity looks like a ploy to beat out a competitor for an award.

Louise's sudden depression threatens to ruin a surprise party George has planned for her.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer -- under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.

Actor Buddy Hackett; actor John Lithgow.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Drew (Drew Carey) confronts three co-workers who hold meetings and plan ways to make his life miserable. With Kathy Kinney.

Drew (Drew Carey) meets a woman on the Internet who ignites his sexual passion; Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) progresses in rehab.

A lovesick warlock named Waldo conjures up his own Samantha; Larry see's Waldo and the other Samantha.

Esmeralda sends Samantha back to 17th-century Salem; Darrin must go back in time to get her.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Alice and Vera beg Mel to hire a replacement for Flo, meanwhile the diner gets a visit from past waitress Belle, an aspiring song writer.

Belle decides to take over Alice and Vera's boyfriends and the running of the diner.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and Brookeses battle over the commission.

Gracie tries to help an auto mechanic with his women troubles.

A magazine article prompts Gracie to try to uncover George's secret vice.

Jack gives new hope to his old violin teacher, Professor LeBlanc.

Peter, Paul and Mary adapt the folklore of Jack Benny to a song.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) enlists McHale's (Ernest Borgnine) aid in commandeering a native tribe to work on the Taratupa airstrip. With Tim Conway.

A photographer (guest star Arte Johnson) is assigned to McHale's boat to take battle-action pictures. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Jim considers buying an island when the family starts complaining at home.

Margaret takes an impulsive shopping trip.

Dennis asks to have Tommy's saxophone.

While their house is being fumigated, the Wilsons sleep over at the Mitchells'; when Dennis learns that Mr. Wilson has been known to walk in his sleep, he invites all his friends over to see it.

Barbara's elderly uncle, an actor, comes to stay for a month.

Hazel aims to buy an organ for children of a missionary school.

A warlock turns himself into a dog; Samantha makes him help with Darrin's dog food account.

Endora changes Darrin into a 73-year-old man; The Tates see Darrin with an old man.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

A visitor claims to be a new exchange student from Australia.

Tootie forces Jeff to decide about their future.

Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.

Mel's financial troubles almost cost his waitresses a salary cut.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and Brookeses battle over the commission.

Alex attempts to find Mallory another boyfriend after she breaks up with Rick.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Sandra's cousin flees a prearranged marriage.

Olympic gold medalist Florence Griffith-Joyner shows Brenda that there is still honor in not finishing first.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

The precinct experiences a black out; Barney must deal with a woman psychiatrist and a man with a split personality.

At the Twelfth when the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

John is forced to host a barbecue for the gang after he receives a package containing expensive steaks.

Becker's dismay at his neighbor leaving town makes Reggie jealous, and she believes he has more than casual feelings for the woman.

Actor John Davidson; comedian Richard Pryor; actress Darleen Carr; actor Michael J. Fox.

Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay.

Drew's transvestite brother frequents the tavern; Oswald tells his mom about his breast implants; guest Adrienne Barbeau.

Drew's ex-fiancee Nicki invites him to her wedding, where Drew embarrasses himself trying to impress her.

A warlock turns himself into a dog; Samantha makes him help with Darrin's dog food account.

Endora changes Darrin into a 73-year-old man; The Tates see Darrin with an old man.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.

Mel's financial troubles almost cost his waitresses a salary cut.

Betty takes up the cause to save a popular restaurant from being closed.

Bud is struck with puppy love when he sees a woman in the supermarket.

The fire department ends up on the scene when Gracie decides to sell the car.

After Gracie misses answering a radio quiz question, she still tries to win the television offered as a prize.

Jack recalls being in vaudeville with George Burns.

Jack decides that Bobby Darin should play him in his film biography.

Jack embarks on a safari through Florida's Everglades, where he encounters alligators and rattlesnakes; a rare look at the Native American traditions of the Seminole Tribe.

Jack's adventure to the Serengeti unfolds with a look at the great migration of wildebeest and zebra; Jack encounters elephants and lions; an African rock python; visiting a local school.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Bentley gives Kelly advice on flattery.

Bentley must choose between attending his niece's PTA meeting and wooing a famous Italian movie star.

Martin loses his sixth sense to Mrs. Brown, which puts his identity in jeopardy.

Martin turns a squirrel into a human.

A presidential ambassador (Richard Mulligan) pursues Shirley.

Keith falls for a beautiful coed who turns out to be married.

Rick yields to peer pressure to drink from his troubled friend, Greg.

Rick's grounded after the police find him drinking with friends.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line.

Florence's battling parents pay the Jefferson household an unexpected visit.

George teaches his clerk Marcus how to "rough it."

Benson's tie-breaking vote on a school bill leads to a conflict with a powerful senator.

Clayton flips his lid when he learns the lieutenant governor has been named Man of the Year.

Elliot quits the police force after he accidentally shoots himself.

The gang reflects on old times after Mel sells his diner to a land developer.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; An old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

Gloria lands a job as a veterinarian's assistant.

Mr. Van Ranseleer joins the boys for a night on the town at a singles' club.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Actor Bob Hope; actor Dick Van Patten; Gil Fates.

Gay Nineties; a hospital.

Benny sings of the absurdities of the human race, deals with customs officials and portrays a drunken sailor.

Resort; feminist dictionary.

Dennis warns Jodie; Chester undergoes delicate brain surgery.

The family visits Chester in the hospital; Carol answers Jodie's proposal; Elaine reveals what has made her such a disgusting person; Sally keeps trying to seduce Burt.

Burt seeks the company of his secretary after finding Mary and her professor together.

Mary suspects that Burt is having an affair; Tim reports for his first day as a construction worker.

Benson's tie-breaking vote on a school bill leads to a conflict with a powerful senator.

Clayton flips his lid when he learns the lieutenant governor has been named Man of the Year.

Margaret is an eyewitness to a mole hill rising into a mountain all by itself.

The Andersons are bewildered when a dog rings their doorbell in the middle of the night.

Using a pseudonym, Blanche writes a fan letter to a depressed George.

Gracie and George go to a performance of "Carmen."

A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

Assured that no one knows his whereabouts, a state's witness against the syndicate gets a phone call right after he arrives at the 12th precinct.

Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx; Harris is interested in a Master forger.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

Barney is tempted by a Florida job offer; disinterested bystanders watch as Yemana is shot in plain sight.

The detectives deal with bicentennial fever; A cab owner reports his horse missing; A man alone in his hotel room claims to have been assaulted.

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct; store owners begin paying protection money.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; An old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; A "think tank" report critical of detectives.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

Barney's graceful transition to middle age suffers as his squad expresses concern for his stamina and mental state.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Barney is charged with contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant; and a man complains being ugly is why he was refused service at a restaurant.

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation; Barney is left in a cell with a neurotic murder suspect.

A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

Murray backs out of the business and now it's up to Archie to find an easygoing partner.

Stephanie's infatuated with a boy, who just uses her to get closer to an older woman -- Billie.

Archie believes he's ready for romance again.

Archie makes a wrong assumption about a friend and her family.

The Keatons are concerned when Jennifer becomes obsessed with environmental issues.

The Keatons recall special moments while helping Andrew fill a "time capsule" with family memorabilia.

Alex goes overboard, filling Andrew's "time capsule" to overflowing, while the rest of the family reminisce.

Nick's temporary residence in the Keaton home ruins Steven's vacation.

Helen turns to Roy for help after she discovers her divorce from Antonio was never finalized.

Antonio has lustful and romantic thoughts about his visiting cousin's neglected fiancee (Fabiana Udenio).

Joe and the men plan on a wild bachelor party in Atlantic City, while Helen decides to spend a quiet evening at home.

Brian and Casey's romantic plans may prevent Joe and Helen from having a perfect wedding.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

On her 10th anniversary of working with Becker, Margaret feels he owes her more recognition than she receives.

Becker is shocked when a 15-year-old patient confides he has unprotected sex; Becker accidentally leaves a bag of condoms in the diner.

Becker suspects his former college roommate (Kelsey Grammer) of swiping his prescription pad during an unannounced visit.

John escorts Mrs. Philbert to her high-school class reunion, where she must face the woman who stole her fiance.

His relationship with her daughter causes John to dread breaking up with Gail; also guest stars Juliet Sorcey.

Lovemaster Kirk falls in the heat of battle with new group member Mary Beth; with Judd Hirsch.

Kirk invites John to go skiing, then is devastated when John hits it off with a female skier; with Jane Carr.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

Harry Morton's disappearance sends Gracie, George and Blanche into a mysterious maze.

Gracie consults a psychiatrist to help Blanche understand her dream.

Nat King Cole performs in an instrumental group with Jack on the violin.

Jack thinks his itching arm is caused by an allergy.

When a dead ringer for Binghamton (Joe Flynn in a dual role) is assigned to McHale's crew, the men are sure he is a spy. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew decide to adopt a little girl left behind by a hospital ship. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Jim and Margaret are tired of always chaperoning the neighborhood parties.

Bud's short-wave radio picks up a distress call from a ship at sea.

Dennis wants Mr. Wilson to perform as a magician at his birthday party; Mr. Wilson is reluctant to do so, until he learns that actress Spring Byington will also be guest at the party.

Mr. Wilson is eager for Dennis to go to summer camp; when Henry is unexpectedly unable to take Dennis and several of Dennis's friends to visit the camp, Mr. Wilson is happy to step in and takes them there himself.

Steve fears he'll fall into debt when a loan proves too easy.

A spinster and a bachelor try to buy Harold's affection.

Endora's spell forces Samantha to play Simon Says with Serena.

Darrin wants a little magic to help his creativity; Sam concocts a fake potion for Darrin.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Blair is stunned when her law school study partner falls for Beverly Ann.

Blair learns a lesson about motherhood when she agrees to baby-sit her little sister.

Mel's greed gets him into trouble with a woman and her bodybuilder brother.

Alice dons a rabbit costume and checks up on Tommy, who is spending Easter vacation at Mel's apartment.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

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Sandra's beau (Richard Lawson) buys a Japanese restaurant without knowing how to run it.

Superstitious Louise gets a "sign" that her marriage is doomed.

Louise plans to go on an archaeological dig.

George resorts to playing a dirty trick to secure the business of a large costume company.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; An old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

Becker must face his true feelings for Chris (Nancy Travis), angering Reggie, who has been repressing something too.

Becker must sort out his feelings for two different women; Linda's antics leave Margaret at her wits' end.

Actor Chevy Chase; critics Siskel & Ebert.

Brian and Joe both take an interest in a helicopter pilot who has come to the island to start a tour business.

When Brian borrows Lowell's houseboat for a romantic cruise with Alex, he accidentally sinks the craft.

Oswald gets paid for the breast implant experiment and decides to share his wealth -- which includes a new car for Drew.

Kate's (Christa Miller) maternal side emerges when she house-sits and baby-sits for Drew's neighbor. With Drew Carey.

Endora's spell forces Samantha to play Simon Says with Serena.

Darrin wants a little magic to help his creativity; Sam concocts a fake potion for Darrin.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Mel's greed gets him into trouble with a woman and her bodybuilder brother.

Alice dons a rabbit costume and checks up on Tommy, who is spending Easter vacation at Mel's apartment.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Gracie helps boost George's confidence when her former boyfriend, a basketball coach, visits.

Gracie has a brainstorm and decides that George should enroll at U.C.L.A.

Jack reminisces about the early days of radio.

Jack thinks about what it might have been like to have gone to college.

Lester (Carl Ballantine) trades $4 million for some native trinkets. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale's crew stages an old-fashioned hoedown to cheer up Willy.

Bud learns what it is like to be suckered when he's taken in twice by the same man.

Betty falls in love with an Army pilot stationed at the local base.

Mr. Wilson has his car trunk open to use the car jack to change a flat tire; while no one is looking Miss Cathcart's cat jumps in and then Dennis closes the trunk.

Dennis buys his mother a going-away gift.

Hazel brings new meaning to a man's life when she inspires confidence in him.

Harold joins a rock 'n' roll band to compete in a TV talent contest.

Endora has her day and her way as Darrin tries to sell bonbons.

Endora and Serena give Darrin a warlock's powers when Serena goes back to the 14th century.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

Jeannie transfers her power to Tony to make sure she can go 24 hours without using them.

Jo introduces Andy to a man from the shelter.

Jo's father takes an immediate dislike to his daughter's irresponsible boyfriend.

Alice becomes Mel's conscience when he accidentally receives thousands of dollars from an automatic teller.

The staff is trapped in the diner with two guard dogs.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Alex goes overboard to prove that he and Ellen share the same interests.

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; A "think tank" report critical of detectives.

A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

Jake and Bob want to join Reggie in Europe; Chris isn't convinced when Becker tries to prove his true feelings toward her.

Tensions between Becker and Chris escalate, threatening their friendship.

Bob Hope; Kevin Meaney; Liv Ullmann; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Joe and Helen try to save a vulnerable Brian from heartbreak when his old flame (Teri Austin) comes to town.

Joe keeps the gang wondering as to what really occurred during an impromptu evening with Alex; Lowell hunts a cricket in Roy's office.

Drew (Drew Carey) enrolls in a night class and is attracted to a classmate (guest star Shirley Jones).

Drew (Drew Carey) holds out for a good deal when Winfred-Louder tries to buy the land his house is on.

Endora has her day and her way as Darrin tries to sell bonbons.

Endora and Serena give Darrin a warlock's powers when Serena goes back to the 14th century.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

Jeannie transfers her power to Tony to make sure she can go 24 hours without using them.

Alice becomes Mel's conscience when he accidentally receives thousands of dollars from an automatic teller.

The staff is trapped in the diner with two guard dogs.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Everyone wants a part when word gets out that a movie studio is making a film about George and Gracie.

No one believes Gracie when she explains the dent in her car's fender.

Connie Francis and Jack play hillbillies.

Jack suggests that Andy Williams work harder to promote his singing career, so Andy dons a tuxedo and joins Jack at the opening of a meat market. With Madge Blake and Lee Meriwether.

McHale looks for a way to straighten out the 10-year-old son of an admiral.

Binghamton has Parker assigned as his aide when he discovers that the ensign is related to Vice Admiral Parker.

Bud's plans to go to Hillsborough go astray, but he doggedly persists.

The Anderson household is turned upside down when Cornel Wilde comes to talk with Jim.

Dennis wants to buy his father a fishing rod.

Dennis sets a good example for Mrs. Wilson.

Hazel gets Steve to help a friend by having Steve sell his house.

After Hazel decides that she needs new drapes, Barbara decides to have the whole room painted.

The Good Fairy gets into the brandy and makes Samantha her substitute.

A client arrives while Sam is still the Good Fairy; Samantha wants to give up new job.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

Jeannie assembles a singing group so Tony can go on vacation.

Blair's first assignment as a law clerk involves her in a scandalous murder trial.

Natalie and Tootie's dinner party doesn't go well when their dates don't get along.

Mel announces to the waitresses that he has gambled away the diner.

Mel can get his diner back if he can convince Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca."

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Actor Jack Lemmon; actor Walter Matthau.

Joe arranges a date between Helen and his buddy (Steven Eckholdt); Antonio has a problem with his neighbors.

Antonio believes he is being stalked by a sociopath (Beau Starr) when he identifies a robbery suspect.

Drew and Celia's (Drew Carey, Shirley Jones) relationship goes downhill when Drew asks Celia to move in with him.

Drew (Drew Carey) and the gang make an endorsement deal with a professional wrestler (guest star Hunter Hearst Helmsley), who starts dating Kate (Christa Miller).

The Good Fairy gets into the brandy and makes Samantha her substitute.

A client arrives while Sam is still the Good Fairy; Samantha wants to give up new job.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

Jeannie assembles a singing group so Tony can go on vacation.

Mel announces to the waitresses that he has gambled away the diner.

Mel can get his diner back if he can convince Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date.

George has to explain his sudden black eye.

Gracie thinks George and his former vaudeville partner are rekindling an old romance.

Bob Hope and Jack decide to cut a comedy record.

The IRS begins to doubt Jack's tax return.

Parker's (Tim Conway) impersonations over the radio cause an outbreak of peace. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is convinced that McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are planning his demise.

Bud's purchase of a used car causes dissension in the Anderson household.

Bud learns a lesson in safety when he is sentenced to crossing-guard duty for dangerous driving habits.

Dennis cares for an incubator full of eggs.

Mr. Wilson decides to teach his dog Fremont a few commands; Dennis asks if he can help train Fremont and Mr. Wilson allows him to do all the training; after the dog is trained, Fremont only responds to Dennis and not to Mr. Wilson.

Fred Williams' house buy jeopardizes his son's education.

Hazel and Barbara scheme to earn money to buy a pool table for Steve.

Uncle Arthur's romance turns out to be less practical than his jokes.

Serena fills in as Darrin's wife while Samantha's away getting a 10,000 zap checkup.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Jeannie loses her memory and changes Dr. Bellows into a mouse.

Natalie and Snake plan to mark the anniversary of their first year together with an intimate encounter.

The girls visit a famed beauty salon for make-overs, but their transformations aren't quite what they expected.

Mel ruins Vera's plans to take off for Mexico with her free-spirited aunt.

Tommy is dismissed from school after Mel shows him how to fight.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

A Swaziri prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician; Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Actor Irv Kupcinet; actress Sandy Duncan; Steve Mittleman.

Antonio convinces Lowell to negotiate for a raise when he receives a better job offer from another airport.

Someone leaks a secret about Alex that sends the male airport staff hunting through Roy's magazine collection.

Courting competition begins when Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) each ask the same girl out.

Drew hosts a pajama party as a way to spend time with Tracy; Mimi lures some women to her house for a "business" seminar.

Uncle Arthur's romance turns out to be less practical than his jokes.

Serena fills in as Darrin's wife while Samantha's away getting a 10,000 zap checkup.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Jeannie loses her memory and changes Dr. Bellows into a mouse.

Mel ruins Vera's plans to take off for Mexico with her free-spirited aunt.

Tommy is dismissed from school after Mel shows him how to fight.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Ethel tries to get a china horse, supposedly from the Ming Dynasty, away from Helen.

Gracie thinks that Mr. Vanderlip is having an affair with a young lady.

A mislaid package causes Gracie to think that George bought her a gift for an occasion she can't remember.

Lucille Ball joins Jack in a sketch about Paul Revere's famous ride.

Jack plays a man who adopts an unwanted orphan (Milton Berle).

Parker (Tim Conway) blows the end off a valuable island with torpedoes intended for a German U-boat. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are determined that a glamorous film star (guest star Lisa Seagram) visit McHale's Island.

Bud's heroic deed was really an accident.

Betty faces a dilemma when a promise threatens to keep her from winning the Flower Queen title.

Dennis feeds crows in the backyard, causing noise while Mr. Wilson is on the phone trying to argue for keeping an old tree from being chopped down; one of the crows grabs a hundred dollar bill from Mr. Wilson's and flies off to the old tree.

Mr. Wilson's attempts to build a backyard barbecue are stymied by his teenage helper's playing loud music and by a search for Dennis's wandering pet turtle.

Steve risks losing a client to aid an injured motorist.

Hazel pens an essay for a newspaper on her boss's perfection.

Darrin loses his head in another of his mother-in-law's schemes.

Samantha unexpectedly changes places with Louise; Darrin and Larry can't see the change.

Jeannie is upset when Tony's mother decides he needs someone to take care of him.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

A scar received in a car accident mars Blair's personality as well as her face.

Jo and Blair both receive interesting, if unexpected, proposals from their boyfriends.

Mel turns over a new leaf after attending an old Navy buddy's funeral.

Carrie's marriage is almost destroyed because of Mel's selfishness.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Ethel tries to get a china horse, supposedly from the Ming Dynasty, away from Helen.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

Mary, Sandra, Alexandria and her Girl Scout troop get lost in the woods.

Sandra appears on "The Love Connection."

Jenny's thesis research on street gangs teaches her a lesson in life.

Louise's art class is assigned to sketch a nude model.

Allan, the "white sheep" of the Willis family, returns home.

The white sheep of the Willis family, Allan, returns to the family home.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Bruce Dern; David Letterman; Judith Blegen.

Brian arranges to have braggart Roy sing the national anthem at a Red Sox game.

Sportscasters add commentary and play-by-play analysis as Drew, Oswald and Lewis continue to compete for Tracy's affections.

Drew's dog Speedy gets lost inside DrugCo when Drew sends him to the company for experimental treatment.

Darrin loses his head in another of his mother-in-law's schemes.

Samantha unexpectedly changes places with Louise; Darrin and Larry can't see the change.

Jeannie is upset when Tony's mother decides he needs someone to take care of him.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

Mel turns over a new leaf after attending an old Navy buddy's funeral.

Carrie's marriage is almost destroyed because of Mel's selfishness.

Margaret secretly takes fly-casting lessons in hopes of winning a contest.

Betty is ashamed to learn that her plot to ensnare a local boy has been discovered.

Gracie becomes convinced that Harry has only one week to live.

Gracie concocts a scheme when a fortune teller assures her it is a good day for George to do business.

Jack, Wayne Newton and Louis Nye perform at a charity fund-raising garden party.

Jack Jones joins Jack in a sketch about the teaching profession.

Jack goes to South Africa to meet a southern black rhino that has lost its vision but found a forever home at Founder's Lodge.

Jaguars prey on nesting sea turtles on remote beaches in Costa Rica.

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Bentley (John Forsythe) dates Kelly's (Noreen Corcoran) Girl Scout troop leader (guest star Diana Brewster), but her fiance complicates matters.

Kelly's unwillingness to keep her room clean leads Bentley to seek help from an attractive child psychologist.

Tim muddles with history when his trip back in time botches the sale of Manhattan Island in 1626.

Martin is afflicted with a disorder that causes his dreams to come true.

The family tries being completely honest for 24 hours.

A total failure at everything else he's tried, Reuben's nephew Al decides to become a comic.

Rick involves the entire Stratton family in his film project.

Rick must stand in for a singer in a rock band, but takes a hit.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

George offers aid in moving the Help Center.

George has a nightmare about his future.

A highly successful but unconventional stockbroker fascinates George.

Billy Dee Williams can't convince Florence that he really is who he says he is.

Benson is a hero after he thwarts the efforts of a masked gunman at a mall.

A senator mixes business with pleasure when she and Benson tangle over a piece of legislation.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.