Drew cannot bring himself to cover for bus driver Tony (Bill Cobbs) after an accident, so he gets Scott to give Tony a different job.

Darrin invites his client to dinner at his house to meet Endora.

Darrin has a surprise for Samantha; Endora makes Darrin's ears grow every time he lies.

Tony is offered a job in the private sector and wonders what it would be like if he accepted.

Tony realizes how much he needs Jeannie when he thinks he has lost her.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

George takes an aptitude test to determine what career he should pursue outside of show business.

Gracie plans to trick George into a Palm Springs vacation by having a doctor advise the trip for George's health.

Jack answers request letters sent by his fans.

Carol Burnett plays a Southern belle to Jack's slick riverboat gambler.

On a jungle mission Binghamton (Joe Flynn) believes he has discovered the fountain of youth. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) sends McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men to sign a peace treaty with a tribe of headhunters.

A $500 check arrives as reward for a kindness.

The Andersons enter a picture contest with the winners going to Hawaii.

Distributor Dennis loses circulars.

Dennis serves as a judge in a trial in which Mr. Wilson is the defendant.

A professor of law bears a torch for the love of his youth.

Hazel runs into problems when she tries to get to a shoe sale early.

After his servant is stolen, Lord Montdrako puts a spell on Darrin.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Tony needs Sammy Davis Jr. to entertain for Gen. Peterson's 10th anniversary celebration at NASA; Jeannie helps.

When Jeannie's nightmare comes true, Tony shrinks to six inches tall.

Blair takes away all her cousin Geri's responsibilities in planning a charity auction.

Jo's Brooklyn boyfriend returns unexpectedly.

Alice and Flo come to the rescue when Vera decides that life isn't worth living.

Flo tries to talk Alice out of accepting a marriage proposal.

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

Lester tries to dissuade Calvin from joining the Army.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Jenny goes into labor without Lionel.

George, Lionel and Tom baby-sit newborn Jessica.

George wants a big party for his 50th birthday, but no one else seems interested.

Dietrich is plagued by guilt after he's forced to use his gun to stop a robbery; and a playwright assaults an incompetent actor.

A burglar celebrates his fiftieth year in crime; Someone is leaking squad room infractions to Internal Affairs.

Becker regrets going on a blind date; Reggie dates a man who is just too nice.

Fate intervenes when Becker agrees to attend a hockey game with one patient and help another plan her funeral.

Actor Sean Connery; actor Keenen Ivory Wayans.

During a Valentine's Day flight from Boston, Brian finds himself instantly attracted to his sole passenger.

Helen finds out that her fiance (Mark Harelik) is returning from Asia with the intention of marrying her.

When Drew's wayward brother sneaks back to Ohio, Drew tries to reunite him with Mimi in a last-ditch effort to get her out of the house.

Drew charms a pregnant Kellie into feeling intimate, but then images of their baby hamper his desire.

After his servant is stolen, Lord Montdrako puts a spell on Darrin.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Tony needs Sammy Davis Jr. to entertain for Gen. Peterson's 10th anniversary celebration at NASA; Jeannie helps.

When Jeannie's nightmare comes true, Tony shrinks to six inches tall.

Alice and Flo come to the rescue when Vera decides that life isn't worth living.

Flo tries to talk Alice out of accepting a marriage proposal.

Betty faces a dilemma when a promise threatens to keep her from winning the Flower Queen title.

Kathy is nervous when she learns that she is to compete in the county spelling contest.

Gracie visits a matrimonial bureau to seek help for bachelor Ronnie.

A fortune teller predicts a windfall for George, so Gracie goes on a premature shopping spree.

Jayne Mansfield takes a Hawaiian cruise with Jack.

Jack has to complete a test to get his driver's license and is accused of cheating when another man looks at his test.

Jack and Suzi visit South Africa's Thula Thula reserve, known for its work saving African elephants.

Jack's favorite gorilla treks from Rwanda's Virunga Mountains; veterinarians work with wild gorillas; a special orphanage.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Bentley and gang stay at an estate in London.

Bentley displays several reasons why you should not lie.

Martin must find a way to recover an ancient Aztec Chest which contains a record of a former earth visit.

While using the time machine, Tim and Martin unwittingly intercept the delivery of the Magna Carta to King John.

Laurie embarrasses Keith by defending him from the school bully.

Shirley gets a speeding ticket on her way to receive a Mother-of-the-Year award.

On a stormy Halloween night, Alfonso, Rick and Freddy make up their own horror story.

Rick plays Cupid when he introduces Grandfather Stratton to his history teacher (Barbara Billingsley).

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Jenny goes into labor without Lionel.

George, Lionel and Tom baby-sit newborn Jessica.

George wants a big party for his 50th birthday, but no one else seems interested.

Benson, the governor and Kraus become involved in international espionage.

Benson attempts to rescue Clayton, Kraus and the governor from a Hong Kong fashion tycoon.

Elliot ignores Vera while he plays the piano for his friends.

Mel has always disliked the idea of providing handicap access, until he ends up in a wheelchair himself with two sprained ankles.

Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

Maude's unexpected announcement that she is pregnant brings divergent reactions from Carol and Walter.

Maude and Walter try to decide what to do about her unexpected pregnancy.

Stephanie wants to try out for her school's baseball team.

Archie's determined to keep an intruder out of his storeroom.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Mary goes shopping leaving ailing Lester in Brenda's care.

Actress Jane Fonda; actor Orson Bean; actor Skip Stephenson; Dr. Michael Fox.

Muted soccer fan; "Name That Tune" spoof.

Fred Scuttle; Roman Emperor Claudius.

Georgian dance; Victorian actor.

Burt alienates his family; Jessica forgives Chester, but not Mary; Saunders has a plan to rescue Jodie; a hood threatens Gwen.

Jodie and Wendy are saved; Jodie consults a psychiatrist.

Jessica and El Puerco become lovers; Chester and Annie wed.

Chester goes mad with jealousy; Danny and Annie turn to each other for comfort; Mary insists that Scotty is not normal; Jodie's psychiatrist brings Julius home.

Benson, the governor and Kraus become involved in international espionage.

Benson attempts to rescue Clayton, Kraus and the governor from a Hong Kong fashion tycoon.

Bud wants his donation to be known.

The Andersons agree to let Betty baby-sit for a neighborhood child.

Gracie tries to start a fight with George to save their marriage.

Gracie must get George out of the house so she can redecorate.

Johnny Carson sings, dances and does magic.

Clint Walker teaches Jack to be a two-fisted he-man.

Parker (Tim Conway) disguises himself as a WAC when McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men try to play Cupid.

Binghamton's plan to film McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men at a wild party backfires. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Mr. Wilson bets on a frog-jumping contest.

Dennis tries to cheer up an ill Mr. Wilson.

Bentley decides to tighten the family budget.

A woodpecker keeps Bentley awake all night.

Mrs. Brown loses her breadth and to protect her, Martin pastes her onto a picture canvas.

Martin and Tim travel back to 1925 where Tim is chosen for the lead in a silent movie.

Keith escorts a princess around the United States.

Reuben and Danny tackle their respective vices.

Kate makes an attempt at flying the gang through the Bermuda Triangle.

Rick, Kate, Dexter, Alfonso and Edward battle Mother Nature after their plane crashes on a deserted island.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Burt alienates his family; Jessica forgives Chester, but not Mary; Saunders has a plan to rescue Jodie; a hood threatens Gwen.

Jodie and Wendy are saved; Jodie consults a psychiatrist.

Jessica and El Puerco become lovers; Chester and Annie wed.

Chester goes mad with jealousy; Danny and Annie turn to each other for comfort; Mary insists that Scotty is not normal; Jodie's psychiatrist brings Julius home.

Maude finds Walter very uncooperative as they prepare to go to a dinner party.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Veronica and her co-workers walk off the job after Archie turns down their request to form a union.

A young health inspector eyes Veronica.

When Murray's former wife stops by, everyone's surprised that she's not the person Murray described her to be.

Archie's housekeeper finds a way to get Archie to take Stephanie on a camping trip.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Jennifer's grades suffer when she sets out to win a boy's (Wil Wheaton) admiration.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

Helen and Joe have very different reactions when former classmate Sandy Cooper (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to re-create prom night with Joe.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

Joe and Brian finally get up the nerve to tell Lowell to move out.

Becker can't sleep because his television doesn't work, but he mysteriously refuses to get another one.

Becker's strange suspicion about bad omens seemingly proves true when a patient has a heart attack at the gym.

Against his lawyer's advice, Becker can't help but fight a malpractice suit brought against him by a heart patient.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

John's (Judd Hirsch) plans for a romantic skiing weekend go awry when he discovers he is broke. Guest star: Christine Cattell.

John (Judd Hirsch) endangers his financial future when he overextends his credit to impress his girlfriend (Christine Cattell).

John (Judd Hirsch) joins the writing staff of Mary Beth's (Susan Walters) soap opera.

John must choose between friendship and health when the doctor tells him that Kirk is the cause of his stomach pains.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Gracie's error could cost George a fortune.

Gracie tells George she lost her engagement ring in the sink.

Jack competes with Robert Goulet for a woman's attention.

Ed Sullivan and Jack play opposing attorneys in a murder trial.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men impersonate international playboys in an attempt to help Binghamton (Joe Flynn). With Tim Conway.

McHale's men put Christy (Gary Vinson) in a sack and mail him home to see his baby daughter. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Margaret gets a tutor for Bud to help him with his English class.

Betty chastizes her friends for poking fun at a college student.

The Mitchells believe that Mr. Wilson lost his money in the stock market.

To research an article, Wilson lives with gypsies.

Hazel leads a highway commission on a nature walk.

Hazel encourages George's mother to open a gardening business.

Samantha's old boyfriend Rollo appears; Endora drinks a love potion intended for Samantha.

Samantha takes revenge when Darrin's ex-fiancee upstages her.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

The shaky marriage of Mrs. Garrett's son may spell trouble for Edna's Edibles.

Summer exploits are the topic of discussion when the gang returns from vacation.

Alice is torn between letting her son be "one of the boys" and compromising her principles.

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

Mary makes a regrettable phone call after a would-be client (Ronnie Schell) turns down Lester's construction bid.

Brenda, prevented from throwing a party at the Jenkins, decides to hold the party in the landlord's vacant apartment.

Louise's jealousy upsets the plans for her and George's 30th anniversary.

The bank refuses to give Lionel and Jenny a loan.

George's expansion plans threaten a local bar.

George and Louise look back on their start in the dry-cleaning business.

A veteran radio journalist roughs up an insipid TV news anchor; and Harris produces an undercover porno movie.

The precinct is the setting for the premiere of Harris' porn film; a blind man is mugged; and a overzealous charity collector stages a holdup.

Becker takes matters into his own hands after the city fails to fix a flickering streetlight outside of his apartment..

Becker is skeptical when Reggie suggests acupuncture as a treatment for his aching back.

Actor Irv Kupcinet; actress Sandy Duncan; Steve Mittleman.

Joe's dismay over Sandy Cooper's (Valerie Mahaffey) return to the island prompts Helen to take him to a psychiatrist.

Antonio takes a job as a chauffeur for businessman Don DeCarlo, who Joe and Brian think is a mobster.

Drew puts his plan to propose to Kellie on hold when he finds out her parents (Michael Gross, Susan Sullivan) are getting a divorce.

Drew tries to finance a retro department store, and his investor wants Drew to conceal a mistress from his wife and father-in-law.

Samantha's old boyfriend Rollo appears; Endora drinks a love potion intended for Samantha.

Samantha takes revenge when Darrin's ex-fiancee upstages her.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

Alice is torn between letting her son be "one of the boys" and compromising her principles.

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Ronnie gets in trouble when Gracie has her plumber's four daughters staying at their house.

Gracie's scheme to keep one of Ronnie's USC classmates in school brings the gang to Houston.

Don pretends to have a broken leg.

Jack crashes a set where James Stewart is working.

Parker (Tim Conway) is a one-man lookout on an island the enemy uses for target practice. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

McHale's prisoner of war falls in love with a native chief's daughter.

Betty finds that she is competing with the same young man for several positions.

Bud tries to impress a girl in Chicago with money he does not have.

Dennis may lose his chance to pitch in the big game.

Wilson brings a chimp from San Diego to the town zoo.

The new local symphony conductor wants only male musicians.

George chides Hazel for believing in superstitious good-luck charms.

Endora returns Darrin to his bachelor days to prove that he would be happier single.

Samantha's cousin is arrested at a love-in and gets her picture in the paper.

Jeannie's spell gets Tony to propose; Tony and Roger see their future married life.

Tony cannot change history when Jeannie takes him to Napoleon's court.

Jo's pizza business does better than she planned.

Natalie takes a risk when she chooses computer dating as the subject of her term paper.

Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Lester (Hal Williams) falls asleep in church and has a bizarre dream of his journey to heaven with Mary.

When a boastful Lester gets his own radio show, Mary decides to burst his bubble.

George tells Jessica a medieval bedtime story.

George and Tom challenge each other to a marathon.

Helen and Louise attend an all-male strip show.

Florence's cousin skips town with money she borrowed from George.

A linguist vandalizes a billboard to protest improper grammar in advertising; and a psychic foils a purse snatcher-before the crime is committed.

Barney picks up a deaf woman that is a hooker; Wojo swims the cold Hudson River in pursuit of a burglar.

Reggie is amused by Becker's and Jake's lame attempts to be chosen to use her extra ticket for an upcoming hockey game.

A reporter publishes politically incorrect comments made by Becker during an argument.

Actor Carl Reiner; Destiny; Mike Zele.

Casey's idea of hosting dignitaries from a "sister city" becomes a reality and causes a stir on the island.

Brian pesters actor George Kennedy who seeks a quiet vacation on the island.

Kellie goes into labor early after finally agreeing to marry Drew, forcing him to try to throw together a hospital wedding before the birth.

Drew (Drew Carey) is reluctant to hire his friend Kate (Christa Miller) for a position at the cosmetics counter.

Endora returns Darrin to his bachelor days to prove that he would be happier single.

Samantha's cousin is arrested at a love-in and gets her picture in the paper.

Jeannie's spell gets Tony to propose; Tony and Roger see their future married life.

Tony cannot change history when Jeannie takes him to Napoleon's court.

Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

Gracie befriends a stray poodle in Houston.

The household is disrupted by Ronnie's early morning calls for a movie role.

Jack puts on his annual amateur-talent show.

Jack wants Harlow to escort the sponsor's daughter.

McHale's men are unaware their pet parrot is blabbing their secret plans to Binghamton (Joe Flynn). With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton and Parker (Joe Flynn, Tim Conway) are air-dropped onto a deserted island for a survival test. With Ernest Borgnine.

Betty's friends almost have a falling out just as they're planning to get married.

Bud's first dance is threatened when he learns that his parents are going to be there.

Wilson and Dennis wind up in a naval march.

Henry is given a lucrative job offer in a foreign country.

George becomes annoyed by Hazel everytime he makes a mistake.

Mr. Griffin pulls strings to have Hazel be Maid of the Month.

Tabitha conjures up Prince Charming; Helen, Darrin's cousin falls for him; Sleeping Beauty appears.

Samantha's attempts to help a Scottish ghost lead to disaster.

Jeannie and Tony's plan to elope meets with strange opposition.

When Tony does not invite Jeannie to dinner, she bakes a cake that has strange effects on the guests.

Tootie faces an important decision as she tries to gain her boyfriend's acceptance.

Mrs. Garrett hits the books again when she takes a Shakespeare class with Jo and Blair.

Mel falls for a hitchhiker, who decides to continue on to California, leaving Alice to console Mel. She soon finds that Mel may have moved on - to her.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Travis encounters a notorious gangster (Gary Coleman) after finding $250,000 in his limousine.

Mary witnesses the infidelity of Rose's boyfriend (Kevin Peter Hall) while on a trip to Atlantic City.

The Hawaiian islands call to George and Louise.

George thinks he's found his paradise in Hawaii.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

A librarian employs artillery to enforce order in her reading room; and a Gypsy is arrested for continually harassing the owner of a novelty store.

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap to catch a burglar; Arnold Ripner sues Harris for libel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose.

Becker is not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork.

Johnny welcomes guests Bob Newhart, actress Erin Gray, and Richard Stoltzman.

Antonio enlists the help of Joe, Fay and Roy when he searches for a woman he met briefly in the terminal.

Joe finds a 1973 time capsule revealing the gang's dreams for the future.

A company policy may cause Drew not to hire a superior applicant.

Drew (Drew Carey) stages a mock ceremony when Kate (Christa Miller) longs for a wedding.

Tabitha conjures up Prince Charming; Helen, Darrin's cousin falls for him; Sleeping Beauty appears.

Samantha's attempts to help a Scottish ghost lead to disaster.

Jeannie and Tony's plan to elope meets with strange opposition.

When Tony does not invite Jeannie to dinner, she bakes a cake that has strange effects on the guests.

Mel falls for a hitchhiker, who decides to continue on to California, leaving Alice to console Mel. She soon finds that Mel may have moved on - to her.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

The plumber lets Gracie play Cupid for him.

When Gracie and Blanche complain their husbands aren't romantic enought, George schemes to teach them a lesson.

Jack recalls how he discovered Dennis Day.

Jack gives new hope to his old violin teacher, Professor LeBlanc.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) orders truth serum shots for McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men to get evidence against them.

Believing he has 48 hours to live, Binghamton (Joe Flynn) volunteers everybody for a suicide mission. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Jim's definition of citizenship gets the Andersons into trouble.

Bud finally gets Jim's permission to get a scooter, but he doesn't get Margaret's permission.

Wilson uses Dennis and his pals as research subjects for a magazine article.

Wilson writes an advice column for the lovelorn.

Gus, the love of Hazel's life, finally returns to propose.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

A synthetic lawn sets off fights all over the Stephens' neighborhood.

Darrin soon regrets forbidding Sam to use witchcraft; Endora is hoping Samantha will leave him.

Dr. Bellows schedules a meeting on the night of Roger's mod party.

Tony is almost sent to the moon as a chimp when Jeannie's blink goes wrong.

Rumors spread across the campus when Jo is seen with her photography professor.

Jo's relationship with her professor grows more serious.

A robbery heist goes awry for a clumsy inept robber must contend with a pregnant woman going into labor in the diner, a stuck cash register and a police stakeout.

Alice confronts a woman who has been stealing silverware form the diner, who puts a hex on her. Alice laughs it off at first, but then begins to question if there could be something to it.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

Steven discovers that he's left his radical past behind when he helps an old college friend (Sanford Jensen) re-establish a left-wing political magazine.

Mary witnesses the infidelity of Rose's boyfriend (Kevin Peter Hall) while on a trip to Atlantic City.

Mary is hailed as a brave new artist following a cleaning mishap in an art gallery.

George and Louise enter Jessica in a baby contest.

Florence's vivid imagination transforms life at the Jeffersons' into a soap opera.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

George recruits Tom to save the day in the bowling semifinals.

Barney is charged with contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant; and a man complains being ugly is why he was refused service at a restaurant.

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation; Barney is left in a cell with a neurotic murder suspect.

His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke).

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.

Stand-up comedian David Brenner jokes about music from India, chewing gum with liquid centers and his favorite restaurant: The International House of Pancakes.

Joe and Brian are invited to a beautiful high-school classmate's (Carol Alt) last stripping performance.

Casey spots her missing husband (John Ritter) on television and goes in search of him.

Mr. Bell plays on Drew's guilt and asks for his help in wooing Kate.

An employee is offended when Drew distributes a tasteless cartoon.

A synthetic lawn sets off fights all over the Stephens' neighborhood.

Darrin soon regrets forbidding Sam to use witchcraft; Endora is hoping Samantha will leave him.

Dr. Bellows schedules a meeting on the night of Roger's mod party.

Tony is almost sent to the moon as a chimp when Jeannie's blink goes wrong.

A robbery heist goes awry for a clumsy inept robber must contend with a pregnant woman going into labor in the diner, a stuck cash register and a police stakeout.

Alice confronts a woman who has been stealing silverware form the diner, who puts a hex on her. Alice laughs it off at first, but then begins to question if there could be something to it.

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.

Ronnie tells his fiancee that his romance with a shapely actress is only a publicity stunt.

A college friend of Ronnie's wants his sister out of show business.

Peter, Paul and Mary adapt the folklore of Jack Benny to a song.

Jack recalls being in vaudeville with George Burns.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns his aide (Bob Hastings) to spy on McHale's camp. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) arranges for CPO examinations for McHale's men. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Jim has too many guests and not enough tickets to a football game.

Bud decides that he would be happier if he got his own apartment.

Dennis tells a story about an old hermit.

Wilson's subject refuses to sign a release.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

Samantha and Tabitha meet the Millhowsers; Tabitha turns a bullying boy into a bulldog.

Tabitha's witchcraft, a Ouija board and a ghost help Larry keep a client.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

The school computer spurts out advice when Blair and Jo become embroiled in a fight.

Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program.

Alice is shocked when an IRS agent shows up to tell her that her deceased husband owed back taxes and that she must pay them back in a week.

Circumstances force Flo and Alice to temporarily become roommates.

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Julian fakes death to keep from losing the building.

Mary plays a "slasher" when the apartment building is rented for a horror film.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

An expensive antique doll is kidnapped for ransom; a naive optician buys a bogus ticket to ride the NASA space shuttle; and Luger puts Barney in his will.

An agitated woman with a homemade bomb threatens to blow up the squad room; Sergeant Fish drops in for a visit.

Becker is not happy about being the thinly veiled subject of his ex-wife's (Alice Krige) self-help book.

Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda.

Actor Alan Thicke; actress Rosanna Arquette; talk show host Oprah Winfrey.

Joe and Helen search for a dream home when they grow weary of living with Brian and Casey.

Joe and Helen "return the favor" and accidentally burn down the house that Brian owns; Brian prepares for a large insurance check.

Drew (Drew Carey) resorts to representing himself when he can't find a lawyer he is pleased with. With Christa Miller.

Drew's (Drew Carey) friends testify for him when he is taken to court for distributing a tasteless cartoon. With Christa Miller.

Samantha and Tabitha meet the Millhowsers; Tabitha turns a bullying boy into a bulldog.

Tabitha's witchcraft, a Ouija board and a ghost help Larry keep a client.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

Alice is shocked when an IRS agent shows up to tell her that her deceased husband owed back taxes and that she must pay them back in a week.

Circumstances force Flo and Alice to temporarily become roommates.

A friend of Jim's comes to his house on a business matter, and it proves to be embarrassing.

Jim's helpful suggestions to Bud about romancing a woman backfire.

Ronnie makes a downpayment on an expensive cruiser boat.

Ronnie and his pal, Ralph, plan a boat trip.

Jack decides that Bobby Darin should play him in his film biography.

Nat King Cole performs in an instrumental group with Jack on the violin.

Jack meets alligators, snakes and other swamp creatures in Florida's Everglades.

Jack explores some of his favorite beaches and meets the animals that live there, including sea turtles, sea lions and various other marine life.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Kelly's sudden interest in swimming prompts Bentley to build a pool.

Bentley and gang have become "travel bores.".

Tim and Martin are arrested by Brennan's great-grandfather when they time-travel back to 1849.

Tim and Martin escape from jail but are set upon by riverboat thieves.

Laurie's biker friend threatens suicide after his girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal.

Danny wants to be treated as an adult; the school psychologist suggests a radical treatment to get to the bottom of Danny's behavioral problems.

Rick's mother shows up with her new football-player boyfriend.

Rick, Freddy and Alfonso come up with a clever idea to save the school's failing paper.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

Benson's plans to hire an executive assistant are fouled up by a nebbish with political clout.

Benson fixes Clayton up with a date; Clayton falls for a woman who doesn't want him.

Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture, antiques and a border, Rev. Bragg, the forgetful old minister who married them. Vera and Elliot soon must work up the nerve to kick him out.

Jolene and Vera try to help Alice's love life by placing an ad in the personals.

a genius turns to petty crime; and a man is mugged by an elderly woman; Luger's surprised when his mail-order bride arrives from the Philippines.

A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

Maude heads up a vigilante group to keep a youth arrested for marijuana possession out of jail.

Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.

Archie's uninsured truck hits baseball player Reggie Jackson's car.

A mugger attacks Mr. Van Ranseleer.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Albert Weber; actor Robert Blake; actor Kelly Monteith; Tom Braden.

Spoofs of Charlie Chaplin and Laurel & Hardy.

Blowpipe; Mervyn Cruddy.

Weather forecaster; Mahatma Scuttle.

The Campbells and the Tates, the offbeat families of two sisters, are introduced.

Jessica and Mary share secrets; Burt's long-lost son arrives.

Jessica hides in the kitchen when her relatives, the Campbells, come to dinner.

Affairs go sour; Jodie's lover confesses; Danny attacks Burt.

Benson's plans to hire an executive assistant are fouled up by a nebbish with political clout.

Benson fixes Clayton up with a date; Clayton falls for a woman who doesn't want him.

Margaret decides to sell the family's baby crib and scales.

Margaret's father gets restless when people start suggesting that he retire.

Impressed with Gracie's scheming ability, a classmates of Ronnie's seeks her help with an embarrassing situation.

Blanche's mother (Bea Benaderet in a dual role) visits the Mortons.

Blair decides to put a sex-education lesson to use.

A serious flood hits Peekskill, so Blair and Tootie rush to the stables to protect the animals, only to become trapped there; Mr. Bradley attempts to rescue them.

Jo's old boyfriend proposes marriage.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls try to delay Jo's marriage.

Cosmetics saleswoman Blair, gives Tootie a new look.

A top fashion photographer arrives on campus to search for the new face of the '80s.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Blair discovers she's the unsuspecting victim when a tax audit reveals her father has done some questionable accounting.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls head for a vacation in Paris.

The girls escape from boarding school to seek adventure in Paris.

While in Paris, Mrs. Garrett attends a French culinary school, and the girls meet the local people.

Jo finds it difficult to leave Paris and her new boyfriend.

The girls' careless work habits could lead to the closing of Mrs. Garrett's gourmet shop by the Board of Health.

Natalie makes a shocking announcement about college.

Blair manages the shop in Mrs. Garrett's absence.

Natalie travels to a truck stop where she involves her friends in an unusual musical fantasy.

Tootie becomes the object of Andy's affections.

The girls have an unexpected guest when they celebrate Blair's 21st birthday.

Angry Natalie decides to run for mayor of Peekskill.

Jo finds it difficult to pay her share of transforming the attic into a loft.

Blair learns that her test score, not the influence of her parents, will decide if she is admitted to law school.

Jo's father takes an immediate dislike to his daughter's irresponsible boyfriend.

A co-worker of Jo's suffers career burnout and threatens to commit suicide.

A weekend trip to New York sets Natalie on a new life course.

Bigotry may force Archie to quit the lodge.

Stephanie's grandmother arrives on Christmas Eve wanting to take custody of Stephanie.