A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.

Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.

Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

"The Bride!" writer, co-producer and director Maggie Gyllenhaal tells Drew all about the upcoming film.Guests: Maggie Gyllenhaal..

Cazzie David tells Drew about her latest book, "Delusions: Of Grandeur, of Romance, of Progress"; Valerie Bertinelli makes jalapeno popper chicken.Guests: Cazzie David, Valerie Bertinelli..

Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible.

Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour.

County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.

Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his "most unforgettable character" for a school essay.

When B.J. attempts to comfort a nurse who has marriage troubles, he discovers a romantic problem of his own.

An outbreak of infectious hepatitis threatens the entire medical staff of the 4077th.

Hawkeye is picked to be the personal physician for a corps commander until he gives the general a physical.

Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale.

A jailbreak reunites an outlaw family which then waits to ambush Matt and a lawman.

A reformed criminal (Nehemiah Persoff) meets with his former sweetheart (Gloria DeHaven).

Matt and another marshal are ordered to restore peace and order in a lawless town.

A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.

A homeless baby triggers maternal instincts in two women, one of whom is Kitty.

Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.

Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.

The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.

Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.

Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.

Andy, tasked with serving an eviction notice on the Scobey family, tries his best to save them from getting evicted from their home.

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks.

Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship.

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.".

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.

Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.

Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.

Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.

After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.

Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.

Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.

Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer.

Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.

Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a "Beatlemania" cast member.

A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer.

Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on "Jeopardy!" but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz.

Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a "Beatlemania" cast member.

Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments.

Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on "Jeopardy!" but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz.

Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.

Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments.

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion.

Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future.

Blanche pairs Dorothy with her visiting uncle (Leslie Nielsen), but later regrets her matchmaking.

Dorothy and Lucas' plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding.

Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiance is a bigamist.

Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.

Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.

Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.".

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.".

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.

Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Drew is joined by Valerie Bertinelli and UFC's Laura Sanko to hit the headlines at the news desk; Luke Grimes tells Drew about reprising his "Yellowstone" role of Kayce Dutton in the new series "Marshals."Guests: Valerie Bertinelli, Laura Sanko, Luke Grimes..

Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.

Nicole Brydon Bloom tells Drew about season 2 of her hit show "Paradise" and what fans can expect from her character.Guests: Nicole Brydon Bloom..

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.

Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest.

Drew is joined by Valerie Bertinelli and UFC's Laura Sanko to hit the headlines at the news desk; Luke Grimes tells Drew about reprising his "Yellowstone" role of Kayce Dutton in the new series "Marshals."Guests: Valerie Bertinelli, Laura Sanko, Luke Grimes..

Mary Carter accepts Opie's invitation to a party, then throws him over at the last minute.

Nicole Brydon Bloom tells Drew about season 2 of her hit show "Paradise" and what fans can expect from her character.Guests: Nicole Brydon Bloom..

Howard, a last-minute substitution on the bowling team, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game.

Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico.

Hawkeye and B.J. decide to do something about a helicopter pilot who uses natives to gather battlefield bric-a-brac to sell as war souvenirs.

Howard, a last-minute substitution on the bowling team, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game.

The surgical teams must somehow cope with a critical shortage of blood during a grueling 18-hour operating session.

Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico.

Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.

Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips.

A threatening range war brings a mercenary gunman to Dodge City.

Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.

Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips.

A widower finds himself charged with murder after attempting to protect the reputation of his son's schoolteacher.

A boy tracks down the man who killed his father and will avenge his death at any cost.

An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newley a suitable match for her daughter.

Dodge City residents are stunned when Matt turns in his badge because he no longer feels he can keep the peace.

Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience.

Dodge City residents are stunned when Matt turns in his badge because he no longer feels he can keep the peace.

Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney.

Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career.

Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.

Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.

Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.

Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.

Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.

Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Andy must cancel a big date with Helen when he has to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, N.C.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy sends Opie to an exclusive camp for boys, where he makes a wealthy friend.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Millie's former boyfriend threatens to beat up Howard if the two don't break up.

Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.

Millie's former boyfriend threatens to beat up Howard if the two don't break up.

Maj. Houlihan's fiance arrives at the 4077th and shocks Frank by asking him to be his best man.

Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.

Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled.

Maj. Houlihan's fiance arrives at the 4077th and shocks Frank by asking him to be his best man.

B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.

Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled.

A widower and his four sons plan to hunt down Matt to avenge the death of a fifth son, a wanted murderer.

B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.

A widower and his four sons plan to hunt down Matt to avenge the death of a fifth son, a wanted murderer.

Matt rides into a town to warn about approaching outlaws, only to be captured and held for ransom by the band himself.

Matt rides into a town to warn about approaching outlaws, only to be captured and held for ransom by the band himself.

A band of former Confederate officers-turned-outlaws takes Doc and saloon owner Lyla Ross captive.

A band of former Confederate officers-turned-outlaws takes Doc and saloon owner Lyla Ross captive.

Matt, Festus, and Newley search for Doc, who is being held hostage by bandits.

A sequence of tragedies leads to the death of three cowboys, one of them a friend of Matt's.

A sequence of tragedies leads to the death of three cowboys, one of them a friend of Matt's.

An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution.

A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.

An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution.

Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged.

A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.

Andy and Opie go fishing and encounter an unhoused person, who later becomes friends with Opie and negatively impacts his conscience.

Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged.

A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry bank's money.

Andy and Opie go fishing and encounter an unhoused person, who later becomes friends with Opie and negatively impacts his conscience.

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry bank's money.

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.

Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.

Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.

George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.

Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Opie joins a rock 'n' roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.

Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.

Opie joins a rock 'n' roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.

Aunt Bee goes picnicking and dining out with a charming lecturer.

Col. Potter asks a wounded psychiatrist to counsel some of the team because morale is low.

Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.

Charles Winchester records a letter to his wealthy father begging him to use his influence to get him out of the unit.

Col. Potter asks a wounded psychiatrist to counsel some of the team because morale is low.

Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn.

Charles Winchester records a letter to his wealthy father begging him to use his influence to get him out of the unit.

A farmer (Harry Morgan) orders his three sons to go to town and not come back without prospective brides.

Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn.

A farmer (Harry Morgan) orders his three sons to go to town and not come back without prospective brides.

Matt won't accept the degeneration of his old friend (Cameron Mitchell), formerly a respected sheriff, into a saloon bum.

Matt won't accept the degeneration of his old friend (Cameron Mitchell), formerly a respected sheriff, into a saloon bum.

Matt believes Doc Adams may be the next target in a series of seemingly random killings that have panicked Dodge City.

Matt believes Doc Adams may be the next target in a series of seemingly random killings that have panicked Dodge City.

A sheriff (Victor French) keeps the citizens of his town under control with fear and brutality.

A sheriff (Victor French) keeps the citizens of his town under control with fear and brutality.

Dillon is frustrated by Judge Kendall's order to release a gang of outlaws for lack of evidence.

Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be.

Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader.

Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be.

Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership.

Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader.

Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.

Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership.

A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town.

Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town.

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl.".

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl.".

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Howard proposes marriage to Millie at the bakery where she works.

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin alight from a freight train.

Howard proposes marriage to Millie at the bakery where she works.

Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin alight from a freight train.

Goober takes over at the office when Andy comes down with the flu.

The 4077th is busy looking after wounded Korean civilians when a shiny 1948 Chevrolet pulls into camp.

Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber.

Col. Potter learns new military money is being issued in hopes of confusing counterfeiters.

The 4077th is busy looking after wounded Korean civilians when a shiny 1948 Chevrolet pulls into camp.

Col. Potter learns new military money is being issued in hopes of confusing counterfeiters.

Nurse Cooper can't cope with the operating room; Radar gets a tattoo.

A desert hermit (Strother Martin) saves Festus' life, then forces him to be a pack animal.

Alarmed at the poor physical condition of his unit, Col. Potter decides to hold an M*A*S*H Olympics.

A desert hermit (Strother Martin) saves Festus' life, then forces him to be a pack animal.

A hermit (Strother Martin) tries to get his long-hidden gold to civilization in order to fight an old enemy.

A once-proud military officer (Lee J. Cobb) faces a painful and unplanned reunion with his daughter (Julie Cobb).

A young woman tries to force her lazy relatives to plant a crop before their landlord evicts them.

A fleeing outlaw's (John Saxon) survival in the harsh badlands depends on an Indian woman (Arlene Martel).

Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife.

Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.

Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife.

Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.

Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible.

After a shaky start, male patrons accept the addition of a manicurist to Floyd's barbershop.

A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence.

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police.

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

Simon Rex tells Drew about his new movie, "Tow."Guests: Simon Rex..

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

Phil and Lily Rosenthal join Drew for a taste test of weird foods and talk about their children's book "Just Try It! A Phil and Lil Book."Guests: Phil Rosenthal, Lily Rosenthal..

Simon Rex tells Drew about his new movie, "Tow."Guests: Simon Rex..

Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.

Phil and Lily Rosenthal join Drew for a taste test of weird foods and talk about their children's book "Just Try It! A Phil and Lil Book."Guests: Phil Rosenthal, Lily Rosenthal..

Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.

Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.

Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.

Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.

Winchester and Hot Lips get food poisoning from an imported can of pheasant; Hawkeye is reprimanded for fighting.

Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.

Hawkeye and Margaret go to give a demonstration at the 8063rd.

Winchester and Hot Lips get food poisoning from an imported can of pheasant; Hawkeye is reprimanded for fighting.

Hawkeye and Margaret go to give a demonstration at the 8063rd.

Hawkeye and Hot Lips come under heavy artillery fire in enemy territory, with Hawkeye receiving a leg wound.

Hide-cutters go beyond their legal rights and run into the law when they start doing as they please.

B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.

Hide-cutters go beyond their legal rights and run into the law when they start doing as they please.

Newly allies himself with his prisoner, a hired killer, to escape bounty hunters and return to Dodge City.

A schoolteacher (Allen Garfield) makes a strong statement for compulsory education for children in Dodge City.

Matt takes an orphaned girl to live with her aunt, only to discover she is not welcome.

A farmer (Harry Morgan) decides it's time for his sons to marry the women they brought back from Dodge City.

Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.

Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.

Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.

Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.

To celebrate Founder's Day, Andy and Barney decide to choose a stranger at random to be Mayberry's Guest of Honor. Unbeknownst to them, the person they have chosen turns out to be a pickpocket.

Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.

With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.

Debra grows jealous when the baby sitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Debra grows jealous when the baby sitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins.".

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins.".

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.