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Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) anxiously await the final results of a test that will show if Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) is seriously ill.

The actors in Randy's (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) school play become frustrated when Wilson (Earl Hindman) takes over as director.

Tim (Tim Allen) becomes concerned when his mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett) begins dating his former shop teacher (guest star Dick O'Neill).

The family becomes annoyed with the new home alarm system when Jill decides she wants it to have more power.

Al's dreams of success and proposing to Ilene may be snuffed out when the Taylors discover a defect in his board game.

Tim (Tim Allen) and the "Tool Time" staff take the show on the road when they ship off on an aircraft carrier.

Tim's obsession with daily routine prompts him and Jill to dream about their lives 35 years in the future.

When Tim's boss tells the tale of his impending divorce, Tim decides to attend a couples workshop with Jill.

Jim struggles to care for the kids and household while Cheryl is away, but several sympathetic neighborhood moms lend him a hand.

Jim asks Dana for help while Cheryl is away; Jim and Dana follow Ruby on her date with an older boy.

Kristin steps in to help when Mike and Vanessa deny Eve's request for financial help; an awkward encounter brings Kyle and Ed closer together; Mike and Vanessa come up with a plan to bring the girls together.

Mike is offered the chance to submit an artifact to a renowned museum; Mike and his buddies decide to do their colonoscopy prep together; the women plan a nostalgic slumber party.

Mike and Vanessa ask newlyweds Mandy and Kyle to tone down their open displays of affection; Kristen gets Eve a chance to play at the Grill, but Ed wants to fire her after a less than thrilling performance.

Mike plans to get Ryan and Kyle adept at fixing things around the house by pitting them against each other; Eve's boyfriend tells her he loves her.

When Tom announces he is dating a much younger woman, Nathan goes under cover to make sure he isn't being scammed.

Nathan introduces his boss Ed to Tom, hoping they will hit it off and hang out together, but Ed turns his attentions to Carol.

Adam and Andi are eager to book a night away in a hotel after Teddy keeps sleeping in their bed; Kate is allowed to stay home alone but doesn't follow Adam and Andi's strict rules.

When Adam offers to go on a vegan diet with Kate in an effort to bond with her, his love of meat proves a hard habit to break.

Jim's behavior at a Bears game is a bad influence on the children, but Cheryl sets a bad example too.

Jim advises Dana not to be herself when she's picked for the TV reality series, "The Bachelor.".

Jim's new pastor harbors a grudge against him over a childhood game of dodgeball. Chris Elliott guest stars.

Jim and Cheryl are caught making whoopee on the set of the school's Thanksgiving play. Julia Sweeney guest stars.

Randy surprises his family when he returns home for Christmas; Tim and Al compete in the neighborhood lighting contest.

Tim gives his newly divorced brother advice regarding twins and tantrums.

Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) go under cover to find the thieves of Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) new car.

While home alone working on his book, Tim (Tim Allen) dreams about life as a top-selling author. Oprah Winfrey, Jay Leno, Michael Eisner and Leeza Gibbons guest star.

Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) blames Tim (Tim Allen) when he injures his knee during a taping of "Tool Time" at home. Penn & Teller guest star.

Suspicious Tim didn't like his "Tool Time" video, Mark makes another one, complete with a dance number set to "Greased Lightning.".

With her marriage breaking up, Beverly Hills housewife Phyllis Nefler (Shelley Long) boosts her self-esteem by leading a local troop of Wilderness Girls. Although Phyllis' version of roughing it is spending the night at the Beverly Hills Hotel, that suits her privileged troop members just fine. Unfortunately, when Phyllis falls afoul of a rival leader, the girls are threatened with having their group dissolved - unless they can prove their wilderness skills at the annual jamboree.

Jonathan Switcher (Andrew McCarthy), an unemployed artist, finds a job as an assistant window dresser for a department store. When Jonathan happens upon a beautiful mannequin he previously designed, she springs to life and introduces herself as Emmy (Kim Cattrall), an Egyptian under an ancient spell. Despite interference from the store's devious manager (James Spader), Jonathan and his mannequin fall in love while creating eye-catching window displays to keep the struggling store in business.

A female trio of longtime friends once had happy lives, but now the dregs of suburbia and economic hardships are getting to them. Divorcée Jane (Susan Saint James) is dating the financially lacking Robert (Fred Willard), and she gets pregnant despite their lack of money. Elaine (Jane Curtin) is broke after her recent divorce. And Louise (Jessica Lange) is struggling with a failing business. In the midst of these problems, the seemingly average women hatch a plan to rip off a local mall.

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Fun From the Mountain Top, By the Water's Edge, and along The Road Less Traveled; biker flips, rafter fails, snowmobile pileups and skating slides.

A wild Sunday ride; playing at the park; eating at restaurants; wearing chicken costumes.

"Port-A-Party"; "Killer Comedy"; "Princess of Pranks.".

A female trio of longtime friends once had happy lives, but now the dregs of suburbia and economic hardships are getting to them. Divorcée Jane (Susan Saint James) is dating the financially lacking Robert (Fred Willard), and she gets pregnant despite their lack of money. Elaine (Jane Curtin) is broke after her recent divorce. And Louise (Jessica Lange) is struggling with a failing business. In the midst of these problems, the seemingly average women hatch a plan to rip off a local mall.

Jim reads Ruby and Gracie's diaries to find out why they can't seem to stop fighting, and realizes that his daughters need some delicate motherly advice.

Jim and Cheryl attempt to plan for some romantic time alone, but when the kids demand all of her attention, Jim plans to meet Cheryl for a tryst in the airport lounge.

Eve surprises Mike and Vanessa with her decision about college; Kyle and Mandy decide to have Ed's recently deceased dog stuffed.

The winner of the "Meet Outdoor Man" contest thinks Mike's video log contains secret messages; Vanessa starts a lending library to meet people in her neighborhood; Chuck adjusts to his new life after his wife takes a job in Los Angeles.

After becoming worried that their daughters don't attend church anymore, Mike and Vanessa take it upon themselves to make church more interesting; Ryan has Kyle as a guest on his podcast, but the two don't expect their wives to hear the conversation.

Vanessa takes Mike's advice to expand her tutoring business but becomes frustrated when he gets too involved; Kyle works to become a powerful entrepreneur.

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.

When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church.

After Adam throws out his back on his 50th birthday, he is still determined to take a dirt bike excursion and check it off his bucket list; Don and Adam give out bonuses at work.

Adam gets jealous when Teddy names Andi as his hero for a school essay.

A neighbor invites the whole family to a Christmas party except Jim, who has been feuding with the host.

Dana's new boyfriend (guest star Brad Paisley) is an amazing musician who can get Jim the gig of his dreams - once Andy is out of the way.

Jim takes Cheryl on a romantic weekend with money he knows was mistakenly credited to his card.

Cheryl and Jim's memories of their first meeting conflict when they try to play matchmaker to a cop and his partner (Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman).

A photograph of Tim (Tim Allen) and his new female mechanic (guest star Jenny McCarthy) puts a damper on Jill (Patricia Richardson) and Tim's wedding anniversary.

The Taylors' lives come to a halt when Jill (Patricia Richardson) is told she might need a hysterectomy. With Tim Allen.

Jill's mother visits to help Jill and Tim cope with the emotional highs and lows following Jill's surgery.

Wilson (Earl Hindman) wins a large sum of money and decides to build a greenhouse which annoys Tim (Tim Allen).

Mike and Vanessa ask newlyweds Mandy and Kyle to tone down their open displays of affection; Kristen gets Eve a chance to play at the Grill, but Ed wants to fire her after a less than thrilling performance.

Mike plans to get Ryan and Kyle adept at fixing things around the house by pitting them against each other; Eve's boyfriend tells her he loves her.

Eve surprises Mike and Vanessa with her decision about college; Kyle and Mandy decide to have Ed's recently deceased dog stuffed.

The winner of the "Meet Outdoor Man" contest thinks Mike's video log contains secret messages; Vanessa starts a lending library to meet people in her neighborhood; Chuck adjusts to his new life after his wife takes a job in Los Angeles.

After Donna's dad leaves town for the weekend, she and Eric practice being married; Eric later tells Red he is engaged to Donna.

Red fires Eric from his job at Pricemart after hearing about his engagement; Nina invites Fez to spend the night with her.

When Annette (guest star Jessica Simpson) visits Kelso, Jackie must conceal her jealousy from Hyde. Tom Poston and Betty White also guest star.

Hyde breaks up with Jackie when he realizes she still has feelings for Kelso. Betty White and Jessica Simpson guest star.

Darlene worries about Mark making friends at his new school; Mark turns to Ben for personal advice; Becky finds herself thriving in college and starts thinking about her future plans.

When Jackie devises an offbeat plan of how to serve the customers at the diner, it's anything but smooth service; Dan begins to sell some furniture to make room for his new bride and her things.

When Andi's doctor advises her to stop taking birth control pills, Adam and Andi disagree on an alternate option.

Adam promises not to lie to Andi again, but finds himself in a tough spot when he has to cover for Joe.

When Claudia sees Sean working with a correctional cleanup crew, he confesses he was arrested for buying stolen jewelry; Lily and Brad join together to rectify the poor treatment donkeys receive at the school's annual, charity event.

Sparks fly between Sean and Claudia's father when her parents stop in for what turns out to be an extended visit.

A tabloid story may contain a clue to ALF's long-lost cousin's whereabouts. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF makes Brian (Benji Gregory) disappear with a mail-order magic kit. With Max Wright.

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The flops and fails that come with wheels spinning off; what can go wrong working around the house; what happens when you've got the wrong person for the job.

A boy running from a lobster; a girl who goes too high on a trampoline; a man jumping into a snow pile in his bathing suite.

"Bye-Bye Bride"; "Cream Pie Wars"; "The Pond Prankster.".

"Sons of Barbie"; "The Potty-razzi"; "When Ink Cartridges Attack.".

An armored-car driver (Zach Galifianakis) helps a flirty co-worker (Kristen Wiig) and her friends pull off a heist, then finds himself holding the bag after they double-cross him.

While Cheryl is still in Florida, Jim donates all of the kids' old furniture and clothes to charity to clear the garage for a cigar lounge; Cheryl calls Jim with a special announcement.

With Cheryl on bed rest, Jim hosts Gracie's doll-themed party, turning the girly tea party into a wild squirt-gun fight.

Mike and Vanessa disagree over how Eve should handle the situation when her boyfriend doesn't invite her to a family event; Kristin and Ryan doubt Mandy and Kyle's ability to find clues in an escape room.

Mike and Vanessa think Mandy and Kyle should move out; Chuck relays some unexpected news about Kyle's absentee mom; Boyd might be embarrassed about being home-schooled.

At The Outdoor Man store, Mandy unintentionally causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe; thinking Vanessa needs to blow off some steam, Kristen and Eve invite her to their kickboxing class.

Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's return from the Air Force Academy; Ryan's anxiety about current events leads to a shocking announcement.

Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites.".

When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff.

When Adam accidentally invites Andi to go on the guys' annual trip, he tries to un-invite her, which only makes matters worse.

Adam recruits Marcy to put Andi's snooty sister in her place when she comes for a visit.

Cheryl and Jim's memories of their first meeting conflict when they try to play matchmaker to a cop and his partner (Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman).

Cheryl disapproves of Jim's latest invention, a flatulent doll named Gassy Gus. Andrea Walters, Ben Falcone, Andre Ware and Philip Daniel Bolden guest star.

When Cheryl gets sick, and Jim is forced to entertain a gaggle of little girls at Ruby's slumber party.

Jim worries Cheryl will learn the truth about her engagement ring after she invites his old girlfriend (Crystal Bernard) to dinner.

Tim decides to buy the hardware store from Harry, but wonders what he is doing wrong when it stops making money.

Jill's (Patricia Richardson) professor overhears her insult him, which puts her at odds with the thesis committee.

Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) decides to risk re-injuring himself in order to try out for a soccer scholarship.

Tim and Jill comfort Al when his mother dies; a new producer makes Tim's job at "Tool Time" very unpleasant.

After becoming worried that their daughters don't attend church anymore, Mike and Vanessa take it upon themselves to make church more interesting; Ryan has Kyle as a guest on his podcast, but the two don't expect their wives to hear the conversation.

Vanessa takes Mike's advice to expand her tutoring business but becomes frustrated when he gets too involved; Kyle works to become a powerful entrepreneur.

Mike and Vanessa disagree over how Eve should handle the situation when her boyfriend doesn't invite her to a family event; Kristin and Ryan doubt Mandy and Kyle's ability to find clues in an escape room.

Mike and Vanessa think Mandy and Kyle should move out; Chuck relays some unexpected news about Kyle's absentee mom; Boyd might be embarrassed about being home-schooled.

Red, Kitty, Eric and Donna help Jackie clean out her parents' mountain cabin. Jack Osbourne guest stars.

Rivals (guest stars Fred Willard, Seth Green) try to best Red and Eric in a father-son, Paul Bunyan competition. Bob Goldthwait also guest stars.

The gang goes to a job fair at a local motel; Eric is determined to find a job since Red refuses to pay for college; Kelso decides he wants to be a police officer.

The Formans discover Jackie has been sleeping at their place because she has nowhere else to go; Fez realizes Nina is reluctant to introduce him to her family.

Louise starts to move into the Conners' home; Dan decides to sell the furniture set he bought for Roseanne when they were first married; Dan soon finds parting with the furniture harder than he thought it would be.

Darlene brings Nick to the hardware store, where they run into Ben, who invites Nick to join him at The Lunch Box to watch a Bears game; Dan tries to spruce up the bedroom while Louise is out on the road; Jackie meets Logan's mom.

Adam and Don become super protective of Lowell when they think he might get back together with his cheating ex-wife; Joe experiences an unexpected side effect from his new pacemaker.

Adam and Andi offer Teddy dating advice but wind up making things super awkward for him instead.

Sean and Eddie steal their cousin's ashes from the funeral parlor intending to honor his wishes and scatter his remains over the old water tower.

Sean panics when he finds a home pregnancy test in Lily's trash can, but she denies it's hers; Dean convinces Lily to get a tattoo with him. Joseph "Rev. Run" Simmons of Run-DMC guest stars.

ALF is convinced gangsters are chasing the Tanners' houseguest (Todd Susman). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF's expose earns Willie (Max Wright) a guest spot on a consumer advocate show. David Horowitz appears as himself.

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"Pipe Nightmares"; "H2 Oh-Oh"; "Fish Out of Order.".

"Carnivorous Umbrella"; "Talk to the Hand Off"; "Finger-Licking Funny.".

Jonathan Switcher (Andrew McCarthy), an unemployed artist, finds a job as an assistant window dresser for a department store. When Jonathan happens upon a beautiful mannequin he previously designed, she springs to life and introduces herself as Emmy (Kim Cattrall), an Egyptian under an ancient spell. Despite interference from the store's devious manager (James Spader), Jonathan and his mannequin fall in love while creating eye-catching window displays to keep the struggling store in business.

Jim tries to convince Cheryl that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room instead of a room for Gracie and Ruby, blaming her forgetfulness on pregnancy.

Jim uses Andy's gift certificate just before Andy remembers he has it and invites Jim to help him use it.

After avoiding expressing emotion after his dad died, Mike finally has the heart-to-heart with Bud that he never had while he was alive; Kristin proposes a new business venture; Mandy gives Kyle a makeover to fit his new corporate job.

Under the threat of corporate takeover, Mike and Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future; Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby.

Mike and Chuck find the perfect target for a prank while working late to set up a security system at the store on Halloween; Mandy, Kyle, Kristen and Ryan hold a séance.

When Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, Mike must work overtime to impress her father; Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool when Boyd invites a girl over.

While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest.

When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.

When Adam and Andi see how much Lowell's new relationship with Andi's sister is changing him, they stage an intervention to get him to stop putting up with her bad behavior.

When Andi's doctor advises her to stop taking birth control pills, Adam and Andi disagree on an alternate option.

Jim goes into protective overdrive after Cheryl is mugged while shopping.

A successful guy that Jim went to high school with gives him a big contracting job and makes a pass at Cheryl over dinner.

Jim does more harm than good when he stands up to Dana's boss; Andy has trouble making arrangements for his birthday party.

Jim must decide between helping Cheryl through surgery or meeting his hero, Bo Diddley.

Many changes are on the way for the Taylors, starting with Tim's (Tim Allen) frustration with his new producer.

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) need to decide their future and reminisce about the past eight years; Al (Richard Karn) gets married.

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) need to decide their future and reminisce about the past eight years; Al (Richard Karn) gets married.

Tim's (Tim Allen) attempt to "improve" the dishwasher has explosive results. With Patricia Richardson.

At The Outdoor Man store, Mandy unintentionally causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe; thinking Vanessa needs to blow off some steam, Kristen and Eve invite her to their kickboxing class.

Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's return from the Air Force Academy; Ryan's anxiety about current events leads to a shocking announcement.

After avoiding expressing emotion after his dad died, Mike finally has the heart-to-heart with Bud that he never had while he was alive; Kristin proposes a new business venture; Mandy gives Kyle a makeover to fit his new corporate job.

Under the threat of corporate takeover, Mike and Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future; Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby.

Eric must return Donna's engagement ring after he receives a collection notice.

Kitty invites a creepy teenager over to be part of Eric's circle of friends; the gang sees Fez's bedroom for the first time.

Hyde and Kelso ogle sexy nurses at a convention. Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas guest stars.

Hyde tries to make amends after Jackie discovers he cheated on her; Red pressures Eric and Donna to set a wedding date.

The Conners celebrate Mark when he makes it on the dean's list at his new magnet school; Jackie continues to navigate her relationship with Neville.

Darlene continues to navigate her breakup with Ben; Dan offers to talk with Aldo's dad when he doesn't approve of Harris and Aldo's relationship.

Adam encourages Don to give himself food poisoning to get out of babysitting his destructive grandson; Adam and Andi argue over who has to take Kate and her teenage friends dress shopping.

When Adam buys a boat without asking Andi, they wind up in couples therapy to settle the disagreement.

Claudia is incredulous when Sean quits his union job to go into business with Eddie, buying an Irish pub on Staten Island.

Sean takes Lily's Mustang out for a joyride and loses it in a drag race to a delinquent (Wilmer Valderrama).

ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor (Peter Wilcox) is actually Elvis Presley. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF has an allergic reaction to a baby. Guest stars: Nancy Lenehan, Stephanie Hagen. With Anne Schedeen and Max Wright.

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"Manhole Cover-Up"; "Biker Bedtime Stories"; "Hypnotist No-No.".

With her marriage breaking up, Beverly Hills housewife Phyllis Nefler (Shelley Long) boosts her self-esteem by leading a local troop of Wilderness Girls. Although Phyllis' version of roughing it is spending the night at the Beverly Hills Hotel, that suits her privileged troop members just fine. Unfortunately, when Phyllis falls afoul of a rival leader, the girls are threatened with having their group dissolved - unless they can prove their wilderness skills at the annual jamboree.

Jim institutes a tribunal system to stop the children from bickering, and it works well for solving the children's problems but backfires when he and Andy have an argument.

After years of dating, Andy meets the perfect girl and worries that she will break up with him; Jim offers to take Andy's girlfriend's daughter to a concert with Ruby and Gracie.

Vanessa's mother comes to visit and hits it off with Ed; Mandy and Kyle tutor Boyd, but they may be the ones getting outsmarted.

Mandy nearly gives up on her dream of becoming a fashion designer when she is faced with rejection; Vanessa looks back at her own career path, which stirs up regrets; Mike steps in to help the women in his family realize their dreams.

Kyle's first day in Outdoor Man human resources is more than he bargained for when Chuck and Joe file a complaint against Mike; Ryan finds himself in the doghouse when he, Kristen and Boyd take care of a neighbor's puppy.

Mike has trouble finding a Christmas gift for Ed; Eve returns to visit; Vanessa helps the family realize the importance of its long-standing holiday family traditions.

Bob and Abishola realize the perfect date for their wedding is in just three weeks and enlist their family and friends to help plan their big day.

When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.

Adam promises not to lie to Andi again, but finds himself in a tough spot when he has to cover for Joe.

Adam and Don become super protective of Lowell when they think he might get back together with his cheating ex-wife; Joe experiences an unexpected side effect from his new pacemaker.

Jim and Cheryl's new friends turn out to be obnoxious, but they benefit from the relationship.

An online bidding war reveals to Cheryl that Jim is spending money on memorabilia instead of a new dryer.

The household is annoyed when Gracie adopts an abandoned bird.

Dana pretends to be Ruby's mother to attract the attention of a single father she met in the park.

Mark (Taran Noah Smith) helps Tim (Tim Allen) replace the motor in the lawn mower with an engine from a high-powered motorcycle. With Patricia Richardson.

Tim must choose between keeping his promise to spend a romantic evening with Jill or watching a football game.

Tim (Tim Allen) gets more than the big picture when he climbs on the roof to install a satellite dish. With Patricia Richardson.

Tim (Tim Allen) reconsiders exterminating the basement pest when he discovers it may be a snake. With Patricia Richardson.

Mike and Chuck find the perfect target for a prank while working late to set up a security system at the store on Halloween; Mandy, Kyle, Kristen and Ryan hold a séance.

When Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, Mike must work overtime to impress her father; Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool when Boyd invites a girl over.

Vanessa's mother comes to visit and hits it off with Ed; Mandy and Kyle tutor Boyd, but they may be the ones getting outsmarted.

Mandy nearly gives up on her dream of becoming a fashion designer when she is faced with rejection; Vanessa looks back at her own career path, which stirs up regrets; Mike steps in to help the women in his family realize their dreams.

The police catch Fez painting the water tower and threaten him with deportation; Eric and Donna continue to make plans to move to Madison, Wis.

The gang gets ready to graduate with the class of 1978; Kelso and Hyde fight over Jackie; Eric and Donna say farewell to childhood; Fez comes up with a plan to stay in the country; Red fantasizes about life after the children are gone.

Eric has second thoughts about moving to Madison with Donna; Jackie is vexed when Hyde finds someone new (Estella Warren); Laurie returns home to her new husband after a wild honeymoon in Cancun.

Jackie and Hyde turn to Kelso for relationship advice; Donna prepares to leave for Madison without Eric.

Mark returns to public school and finds it hard to fit in; Darlene isn't happy when she finds out what Mark's doing to make a little extra cash for college; Becky finds herself in an interesting situation with one of her college professors.

Darlene falls in love with a house she's looking; when the realtor shares she has a better chance of getting the house if she's part of a couple, she convinces Ben to pretend to be her partner.

Adam discovers someone is sneaking his boat out at night, and he assumes the culprits are Don and Joe; after Andi makes Kate get a job at the mall, Kate decides she no longer wants to go to college.

When Adam and Don disagree about a new house to flip for their construction business, their bickering reveals bigger issues in their relationship; Andi goes to great lengths to throw the perfect birthday party for Bev.

Claudia freaks out when she finds out Sean and Eddie have hired her high-school rival as a bartender.

Sean ensures Lily will fail her drivers' test by teaching her several wrongheaded notions; Claudia discovers Jimmy's video game is extremely violent.

An extortionist threatens to turn ALF in to the immigration authorities. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF ghostwrites Jake's (Josh Blake) love letters. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

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"Killer Cotton Candy"; "Adventures of Gary Potter"; "Wash Bucket Challenge.".

"The Ladder to Laughs"; "Baby's First Bubble Gum"; "Littlest Romeo.".

Deuce Bigalow (Rob Schneider) is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks the house of a gigolo and needs quick money to repair it. The only way he can make it is to become a gigolo himself, taking on an unusual mix of female clients. He encounters a couple of problems, though. He falls in love with one of his unusual clients, and a sleazy police officer is hot on his trail.

Andy is sure Emily is going to break up with him, since all his former girlfriends left him after six weeks of dating; Dana hypnotizes Andy to find out the cause of his breakups.

Pregnant Cheryl wants to have a game night and play a game that she never loses, but Dana knows she cheats.

Boyd insists he, Mike and Ryan take a trip together, forcing the men to get along; Mandy and Kyle pretend to be detectives when they suspect Ed was involved in a long-ago murder.

Mike struggles to find common ground with the new foreign exchange student, fearing she is being too polite with him; Kyle and Chuck mess with Ed's ancestry results.

Mike and Vanessa take the girls to the family cabin, where Mike challenges them to unplug for the weekend and stay off their phones; for a school assignment, Jen shadows Kyle at work.

When Chuck and Carol decide to renew their vows, Mike plans to take his officiating to the next level.

After Bob and Abishola land in Lagos, they rush to rescue Dele from his dad's place; Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde explore their old stomping grounds and realize things have changed since their last visit to Nigeria.

Bob and Abishola plan a trip to Las Vegas for Kemi's wedding; Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument over his mother.

Adam and Andi offer Teddy dating advice but wind up making things super awkward for him instead.

Adam encourages Don to give himself food poisoning to get out of babysitting his destructive grandson; Adam and Andi argue over who has to take Kate and her teenage friends dress shopping.

Cheryl's recently widowed mother (guest star Kathleen Noone) introduces her fiance to the family, drawing disapproval of the whirlwind romance.

Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his estranged sister (Jennifer Coolidge) when the family takes a trip to Las Vegas.

Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his estranged sister (Jennifer Coolidge) when the family takes a trip to Las Vegas.

Jim starts to resent being Cheryl's errand boy; Andy thinks flashing his wedding ring around will make him a "chick magnet.".

Tim makes a wager with Jill that he can end the rough behavior at dinner by teaching his sons table manners.

Tim makes an embarrassing comment about Jill on his TV show; a classmate tells Randy that he has girlish hands.

Tim decides to teach the boys a lesson after they tell Mark that the others in the family are aliens from another planet.

Tim and the "Tool Time" crew begin work on Tim's bathroom, motivated by overcrowding and Jill's ultimatum.

Kyle's first day in Outdoor Man human resources is more than he bargained for when Chuck and Joe file a complaint against Mike; Ryan finds himself in the doghouse when he, Kristen and Boyd take care of a neighbor's puppy.

Mike has trouble finding a Christmas gift for Ed; Eve returns to visit; Vanessa helps the family realize the importance of its long-standing holiday family traditions.

Boyd insists he, Mike and Ryan take a trip together, forcing the men to get along; Mandy and Kyle pretend to be detectives when they suspect Ed was involved in a long-ago murder.

Mike struggles to find common ground with the new foreign exchange student, fearing she is being too polite with him; Kyle and Chuck mess with Ed's ancestry results.

Eric celebrates his 18th birthday by dropping Donna off at the bus station for her move to Madison; Red and Kitty get intimate for the first time since his heart attack.

Kelso tries to prove he hooked up with the high-school valedictorian (Shannon Elizabeth) at a Molly Hatchet concert; Eric attempts to check out adult magazines at the local library.

After Brooke reveals the big news, Kelso begins to get excited about the prospect of having a baby; the INS visits to determine if Laurie and Fez's marriage is legit.

After Eric loses his job, he finds himself up for the same waiting job as Kelso; Donna and Jackie send newly single Bob a box of fudge to cheer him up.

The family is locked down at home due to a shooting incident in the neighborhood.

When Becky inadvertently outs her relationship with professor Davis, it's his erratic behavior that sends Becky down a path to reevaluate their relationship; Dan and Darlene check in on Chuck, only to learn heartbreaking news about his family.

Adam's mother-in-law Alice makes an unexpected visit and reveals some shocking news.

When Adam and Andi resort to their usual punishment in response to Teddy's bad grades, his unexpected reaction catches them off guard.

Sean feels emasculated when he is unable to change a tire; Eddie sells one of Lily's brassieres to Brad.

Henry is aghast to find a tiny marijuana plant in the backyard; Brad sells his urine to members of the basketball team.

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Lynn (Andrea Elson) ends up with two dates (Mark Clayman, Ricky Paull Goldin) for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.

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Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) prepares to express his true feelings for Lauren, only to discover she loves another. With Tim Allen.

Tim's (Tim Allen) creativity gets way out of hand when Al (Richard Karn) asks him to direct a how-to video. With Patricia Richardson.

Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) warnings, Tim (Tim Allen) takes her pricey foreign sports car out for a spin.

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) revert to childhood to convince Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) they are not too old for Halloween.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) and her three sisters are at odds when a provocative secret is revealed during a family visit. With Tim Allen.

Tim (Tim Allen) proves how handy he really is when Heidi (Debbe Dunning) goes into labor and he has to deliver the baby. With Patricia Richardson.

Nightmares torment Tim (Tim Allen) when he feels guilty for not inviting a friend (Jim Labriola) to Thanksgiving dinner. Guest stars: Mario and Michael Andretti.

Tim and Jill become concerned when Brad pays more attention to his first part-time job than his school work.

A chance meeting in the supermarket lets Jim in on Cheryl's secret: though she says the doctor told her to stay in bed, her doctor actually wants her to be active.

The devil (James Lipton) comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him back when Jim was courting Cheryl.

After Mandy and Kyle combine their finances, they begin to quarrel.

Vanessa "helps" Mandy and Kyle look for their first apartment; Mike is thrilled when Ryan's good business decisions have him unknowingly embracing capitalism.

As Boyd's sense of adventure grows, Mike and Kristen have a different opinion on how much space they should give him; when Mandy and Kyle move into their apartment, they find Ryan isn't a fun landlord.

Mike begrudgingly invites Ryan to his weekly poker game but immediately regrets it when Ryan gets the guys to open up about their feelings.

When Abishola puts her foot down about Dele not going to Nigeria with his father, Dele rebels against her for the very first time.

Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding.

When Adam buys a boat without asking Andi, they wind up in couples therapy to settle the disagreement.

Adam discovers someone is sneaking his boat out at night, and he assumes the culprits are Don and Joe; after Andi makes Kate get a job at the mall, Kate decides she no longer wants to go to college.

Jim panics when his son becomes a Green Bay Packers fan, and he tries to convert him to a Chicago Bears fan.

Jim feels guilty after cheating at a church's fund-raising bingo game.

Cheryl is envious of her girlfriend's necklace and entreats Jim to buy her expensive jewelry.

Jim encourages Gracie and Ruby to open a lemonade stand but does not anticipate fierce competition from a neighbor kid's stand.

Tim tries to prove a point to Jill by hosting an all-female show to teach women how to do household repairs.

Tim (Tim Allen) agrees to clean the house for Jill (Patricia Richardson) while she works on a fund-raising speech.

Tim gets wrapped up in a Christmas house-decorating competition with his neighbor; Mark believes that Santa has died.

Tim's (Tim Allen) pride is crushed when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats him at bowling; Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) runs into a bully at the alley.

Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money; Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.

As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father; Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.

Deuce Bigalow (Rob Schneider) is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks the house of a gigolo and needs quick money to repair it. The only way he can make it is to become a gigolo himself, taking on an unusual mix of female clients. He encounters a couple of problems, though. He falls in love with one of his unusual clients, and a sleazy police officer is hot on his trail.

Unlikely gigolo Deuce Bigalow (Rob Schneider) resumes his sex-related antics when his friend and former pimp, T.J. Hicks (Eddie Griffin), invites him to Amsterdam. After T.J. becomes the prime suspect in a string of murders of male prostitutes, Deuce springs into action to aid his incarcerated buddy. As he tries to figure out the identity of the real killer, he gets into encounters with several quirky ladies and also faces an uptight Dutch police inspector, Gaspar Voorsboch (Jeroen Krabbé).

An armored-car driver (Zach Galifianakis) helps a flirty co-worker (Kristen Wiig) and her friends pull off a heist, then finds himself holding the bag after they double-cross him.

Desperate for a pet of his own, ALF acquires an ant farm. With Max Wright and Benji Gregory.

ALF and Jake suggest Brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.

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At Christmas, Tim considers buying the house he grew up in when he learns the current owners plan to renovate.

After teasing Tim about buying something because the saleswoman flirted with him, Jill wonders if flirting could get her a job.

Tim is surprised to learn Wilson's visiting cousins are the Beach Boys; Mark saves Randy from a bully.

Tim tries to please some Swedish businessmen who are interested in bringing "Tool Time" to their country.

Tim's late father's old flame contacts him; Randy and Brad ponder what gifts to give their girlfriends.

Wilson (Earl Hindman) tries to become more "normal" when he is criticized for his artistic self-expression. With Tim Allen.

Al reveals a secret to Tim and the guys before his wedding to Ilene.

Tim and Jill ponder their relationships with the boys when they witness a blowup between Harry and his son.

Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing.

When Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a new friend as soon as possible.

When Ed and Bonnie start spending more time together, Vanessa doesn't want Mike to interfere with their relationship; Mandy and Kyle eavesdrop on Kristin and Ryan through their new home security system.

When Rev. Paul calls on Mike to teach Sunday school, Mike calls on Kyle to take his place; Eve fears Mandy and Kristin are taking advantage of Jen at home.

In an effort to help get her clothing line off the ground and into stores, Mike invites Mandy to sit in on a business meeting with an aggressive sales rep; Ed hires Kyle to transcribe his life story.

Mike and Chuck get their game on when Ed has a pinball machine installed in the office; Kristen and Mandy become jealous of a poem Vanessa wrote for Jen.

When Nathan forgets to get Carol a present, she has the worst Mother's Day ever.

Nathan and Debbie try to help Carol find a new apartment - as far away from them as possible; Carol makes a new friend named Kip Finkle.

When Adam and Don disagree about a new house to flip for their construction business, their bickering reveals bigger issues in their relationship; Andi goes to great lengths to throw the perfect birthday party for Bev.

Adam's mother-in-law Alice makes an unexpected visit and reveals some shocking news.

Jim tells Ruby's teacher that his wife is illiterate in order to lighten his daughter's homework load.

Dana falls for a guy exactly like Jim but denies the similarities.

Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim takes them to a scary movie.

Jim invents an imaginary friend to avoid going to a couple's baby shower with Cheryl.

Tim's free-spirited college pal (Christopher McDonald) drives Jill (Patricia Richardson) crazy when he comes to visit. With Tim Allen.

Brad prepares for his first date with Jennifer; Jill's feminist girlfriend Karen is expected to visit.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) asks for a sentimental birthday gift, so Tim (Tim Allen) shops for lingerie.

Tim and guest Bob Vila test their knowledge in a competition on "Tool Time.".

Tim gets into trouble when he misses a romantic Valentine's Day weekend with Jill to satisfy his sponsor's demands.

Jill is convinced a chain letter is the cause of Tim's bad luck; boxer George Foreman appears on "Tool Time.".

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Five high school students from different walks of life endure a Saturday detention under a power-hungry principal. The disparate group includes rebel John, princess Claire, outcast Allison, brainy Brian and Andrew, the jock. Each has a chance to tell his or her story, making the others see them a little differently - and when the day ends, they question whether school will ever be the same.

With the occasion all but overshadowed by her sister's upcoming wedding, angst-ridden Samantha (Molly Ringwald) faces her 16th birthday with typical adolescent dread. Samantha pines for studly older boy Jake (Michael Schoeffling), but worries that her chastity will be a turnoff for the popular senior. Meanwhile, Samantha must constantly rebuff the affections of nerdy Ted (Anthony Michael Hall), the only boy in the school, unfortunately, who seems to take an interest in her.

ALF sees Jake's (Josh Blake) mother steal Kate's (Anne Schedeen) brooch. With Max Wright.

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Riding the rails; a hunting we will go; a warning to watch out as objects in motion come to sudden stops.

The family we were born into can be our closest confidants, our partners in crime, and the people who know us best.

"Hare Brained"; "We're No Angels"; "The Prankmobile.".

"Parallel Pranking"; "Cream of Prank Soup"; "Bring Your Gorilla to Work Day.".

An armored-car driver (Zach Galifianakis) helps a flirty co-worker (Kristen Wiig) and her friends pull off a heist, then finds himself holding the bag after they double-cross him.

Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her, but when he sees Emily dining with another man, he doubts the wisdom of his advice.

Jim's band wins a contest, providing the group an opportunity to play backup for child pop sensation Jami McFame.

When Mandy and Kyle are hesitant to move out of the Baxter household and into their own place, Mike gives them some tough love; Ed and Chuck try to avoid contributing to Boyd's theater fundraiser.

Mike helps Vanessa deal with empty nest syndrome; Kristin announces her pregnancy to the family, unintentionally upsetting Mandy.

Mike and Chuck's plans to open a classic car renovation service crash when Joe is invited to join in; Vanessa realizes that Mandy is tricking Kyle.

After a chat with Bonnie, Mike struggles to balance his need for "me time" and finding common hobbies with Vanessa.

With a traditional Nigerian wedding approaching, the Wheelers are formally introduced to Abishola's family; Bob tries to demonstrate his serious intentions of marrying Abishola; Abishola tries to keep the peace between her mother and Auntie Olu.

Bob, Abishola and their friends and family reflect on how far they've come and consider what's most important to them as they head into the future.

When Adam and Andi resort to their usual punishment in response to Teddy's bad grades, his unexpected reaction catches them off guard.

Adam and Andi attempt to spice up their social life by making new friends.

After Cheryl's cooking class choice proves to be a disaster, Jim gets to pick paintball as the next couple's activity.

Cheryl gets stranded on the roof retrieving a tablecloth for Thanksgiving dinner, and no one notices her absence until she disables the television.

Cheryl caters to Jim's every whim to make up for a fight he does not remember from the night before.

Dana puts her name on one of Cheryl's presents to Jim, then takes all the credit when he raves about it.

Two new friends give Tim (Tim Allen) marital advice after a misunderstanding with Jill (Patricia Richardson). Guest stars Ernest Borgnine, Jack Elam.

The sparks fly when Jill sets up her pottery works in Tim's garage; Tim and Al trade places on "Tool Time.".

Jill's newlywed sister spoils Tim's poker night when she brings her marital problems to Jill and Tim.

Tim (Tim Allen) learns a lesson in romance when he tries to give Al (Richard Karn) advice. With Patricia Richardson.

Mike and Vanessa take the girls to the family cabin, where Mike challenges them to unplug for the weekend and stay off their phones; for a school assignment, Jen shadows Kyle at work.

When Chuck and Carol decide to renew their vows, Mike plans to take his officiating to the next level.

After Mandy and Kyle combine their finances, they begin to quarrel.

Vanessa "helps" Mandy and Kyle look for their first apartment; Mike is thrilled when Ryan's good business decisions have him unknowingly embracing capitalism.

Jackie invites the guys to her high-school dance; Kelso visits Brooke (Shannon Elizabeth) at the library; Kitty casts Red as Santa Claus, sparking a rivalry between him and Bob.

When Eric works the late shift at the restaurant, Kitty and Donna treat him like a king; Kelso takes Brooke (Shannon Elizabeth) on a double date with Hyde and Jackie; Fez spends a day with Red.

During his police-academy training, Kelso rides along for a domestic disturbance call from the Formans' house; Jackie tries being a Big Sister.

Kelso convinces the guys to help him break into the police academy's office; Fez prepares for his INS test.

Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford; after an attempt to boost business at the diner goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place.

Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel; Louise points out that Dan's generosity with his time seems to benefit everyone but her; Robin and Darlene take a big career risk that may not pay off the way they expect it to.

When Adam and Andi have an important talk with Teddy and Kate, their awkward approach makes the kids uncomfortable.

When Andi forces Adam to hang out with Lowell, Don feels left out, and Andi has to make peace between them; Mrs. Rodriguez reveals to Andi that she had a sexy dream about Adam.

Sean promises to get a vasectomy but cannot bring himself to go through with it.

Sean and Claudia discover Jimmy has been shoplifting; Lily cannot decide what to wear to meet Dean's parents.

ALF imagines in black and white that he and the Tanners are silent-movie stars.

ALF prepares for the worst after experiencing a mild earthquake.

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A boxer who goes down for the count; a tree that crashes into a garage; a family scared by a buffalo on a safari ride; a woman who wishes she hadn't stepped into her hot tub.

A unique themed view of completely relatable and entertaining real-life moments caught on video.

"Lotto Laughs"; "Getting an Earful"; "Wheel Funny.".

A female trio of longtime friends once had happy lives, but now the dregs of suburbia and economic hardships are getting to them. Divorcée Jane (Susan Saint James) is dating the financially lacking Robert (Fred Willard), and she gets pregnant despite their lack of money. Elaine (Jane Curtin) is broke after her recent divorce. And Louise (Jessica Lange) is struggling with a failing business. In the midst of these problems, the seemingly average women hatch a plan to rip off a local mall.

Jim tries to earn money for Christmas gifts for his kids by landing the twins in a movie role opposite Steve Guttenberg.

Andy and Jim plan a retreat at Andy's fiancee's cabin in the woods.

When Kristin entrusts Mike with her gender reveal party, he promptly holds it over Vanessa's head; Chuck and Joe regret turning Ed's spare room into an oversized dollhouse for Bonnie.

Vanessa is secretly obsessed with Jen's new video game.

Mike tries to figure out what to get Vanessa for a business anniversary gift; Kristin and Mandy try to get out of Kyle's Outdoor Man HR orientation.

Mike tries to avoid hurting Vanessa's feelings due to her snoring; Mandy goes overboard preparing for the arrival of Kristin and Ryan's new baby.

After returning home from their wedding in Nigeria, Abishola moves into Bob's house and redecorates to make the place her own.

Bob, a middle-aged compression-sock salesman, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse, Abishola, a Nigerian immigrant, while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

Adam has trouble helping Katie prepare for her driving test; Don turns to Lowell for help romancing Marcy.

Adam tries to give Andi the perfect 20th wedding anniversary gift by re-creating their honeymoon.

The irritating Devlins bid on the house across the street from Jim and Cheryl.

Dana falls for the Rev. Pierson (guest star Chris Elliott) after he sets her up with a promising job lead.

Jim tries to convince his friend Danny (Dan Aykroyd) not to back out on his wedding plans with Laraine (Laraine Newman).

Cheryl brags to her cousin that she is the lead singer in Jim's band.

Tim (Tim Allen) gets into trouble with his family when he installs new stereo equipment in the house. With Patricia Richardson, Richard Karn.

A peanut-rolling contest interferes with Jill's plans to spend an evening alone with Tim; Brad anticipates his first kiss.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) grounds Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) for hiding a dissected frog in cafeteria food and throwing bricks. With Tim Allen.

Jill makes Tim promise to stop looking at other women; industrial strength glue causes a sticky situation at work.

As Boyd's sense of adventure grows, Mike and Kristen have a different opinion on how much space they should give him; when Mandy and Kyle move into their apartment, they find Ryan isn't a fun landlord.

Mike begrudgingly invites Ryan to his weekly poker game but immediately regrets it when Ryan gets the guys to open up about their feelings.