Abe twists the narrative as he's questioned by the police, but will justice be served? Elsewhere, a family celebration is interrupted, and a deadly threat has Grace pointing fingers.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep13/17).

Kicks: Officially back at the precinct, Peralta looks for a loophole to get out of his temporarily designated desk duty. Diaz thinks Pimento is cheating on her. (S5 Ep3/22).

HalloVeen: The precinct embarks on its fifth annual Halloween Heist. Everybody has a plan, no one is safe, and relationships and friendships are sorely tested. (S5 Ep4/22).

A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside: When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22).

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple: Sheldon feels academically unchallenged at school, so he audits a college class taught by his pen pal, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep19/22).

The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party, where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12).

The Bozeman Reaction: After Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to outwit any thieves and protect the place. (S3 Ep13).

Express Yourself: Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. And Jay takes over their bathroom renovation. (S7 Ep17).

Man Shouldn't Lie: Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it. And Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band. (S7 Ep19).

Tree's a Crowd: The Dunphy home is bursting when Dylan's hippie mum moves in and Claire's stepdad wants to visit. Jay and Gloria try to help Manny get over his breakup. (S11 Ep8).

The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24).

The Scavenger Vortex: Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt, designed to test the friends' scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3/24).

The Raiders Minimization: Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24).

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan: Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. (S2 Ep6).

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon: Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum. Meemaw has a jumble sale in her garage. (S2 Ep7).

Grab It!: Jay's favourite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. And Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices. (S8 Ep6).

Thanksgiving Jamboree: Phil spares no expense on a Thanksgiving jamboree. And Hayley has to tell her dad that she'd rather spend the holidays with her boyfriend. (S8 Ep7).

Springfield Splendor: Lisa and Marge team up on a graphic novel that becomes a musical. But Marge takes all the credit. (S29 Ep2/21).

Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent and Grampa tries to exploit it. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21).

The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit NASA with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17).

The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18).

The Indecision Amalgamation: Raj has a dating dilemma. Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film. Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19).

Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22).

Just as it looks like abuser Abe has the upper hand, a strong alliance is formed. Meanwhile, a heartfelt apology has damning consequences, and Dillon is offered a safe space.

Tree's a Crowd: The Dunphy home is bursting when Dylan's hippie mum moves in and Claire's stepdad wants to visit. Jay and Gloria try to help Manny get over his breakup. (S11 Ep8).

Homer Is Where the Art Isn't: Homer learns to love a Miro painting. Then it's stolen - and he gets the blame. (S29 Ep12/21).

3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage: The Simpsons visit their old apartment, where Marge and Homer remember life before the kids. (S29 Ep13/21).

Celebs including Shaun Ryder, Maureen Lipman, Micah Richards and Sir Tom Jones have been watching Friends: The Reunion, The Masked Dancer, Supervet Special, and Hometown Horror. (S3 Ep1).

On the 'Box this time: Casualty, Queer Eye, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, FUBAR, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, Big Beasts and BBC News (Phillip Schofield). (S21 Ep14).

Ex-strongman Matt meets midwife Kat, who has a big story to tell. Will Devon housekeeper Luke's dream of an 'upbeat, fun Latino' come to life in the shape of David from Portugal? (S16 Ep6).

Twitch streamer Fi gets likes all day but struggles to make a connection in real life. Bondage-lover Elle is after a sophisticated silver fox who's dirty in the bedroom. (S10 Ep4).

Celebs including Shaun Ryder, Maureen Lipman, Micah Richards and Sir Tom Jones have been watching Friends: The Reunion, The Masked Dancer, Supervet Special, and Hometown Horror. (S3 Ep1).

On the 'Box this time: Casualty, Queer Eye, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, FUBAR, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, Big Beasts and BBC News (Phillip Schofield). (S21 Ep14).

Political prodigy Connor meets aspiring prime minister Bella. Alien enthusiast Aliya returns for a second date and tells fellow UFO buff Josh the world is flat! (S2 Ep3).

We're on the Road to D'oh-where: Homer misses a Moe's Tavern trip to Las Vegas when he has to drive Bart to juvenile delinquent camp. (S17 Ep11/22).

The Negotiation: Peralta negotiates a hostage situation with a jewel thief whose face is familiar. Santiago and Gina aid Boyle with his new food truck business. (S5 Ep13/22).

Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep16/16).

Abe twists the narrative as he's questioned by the police, but will justice be served? Elsewhere, a family celebration is interrupted, and a deadly threat has Grace pointing fingers.

Just as it looks like abuser Abe has the upper hand, a strong alliance is formed. Meanwhile, a heartfelt apology has damning consequences, and Dillon is offered a safe space.

Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14/17).

Bad Beat: To track down an arms dealer, Peralta and Jeffords go undercover at an illegal gambling club. Hitchcock and Scully have an unusual challenge for Diaz. (S5 Ep5/22).

The Venue: The Vulture makes an unwelcome return to Peralta and Santiago's lives. Boyle and Diaz must track down kidnapped NYPD horse Sergeant Peanut Butter. (S5 Ep6/22).

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish: A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22).

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza: Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21/22).

The Einstein Approximation: Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14).

The Large Hadron Collision: Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. (S3 Ep15).

Promposal: With Closet-Con imminent, Claire's on high alert and convinced there's a company mole. Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Alice for stealing her recipe. (S7 Ep20).

Crazy Train: When Dede gets remarried, Manny convinces the family to take the train to the wedding. And Jay's ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good. (S7 Ep21).

The Last Christmas: Cameron hopes to keep everyone happy for Christmas dinner, but Mitchell thinks he has an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer. (S11 Ep9).

The Workplace Proximity: Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that it will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24).

The Romance Resonance: Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24).

The Proton Displacement: Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7/24).

An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius: Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game. George Sr gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel from the garage. (S2 Ep8).

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero: Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma. (S2 Ep9).

The Alliance: Hayley's plan for a fun-filled girls' day with Rainer Shine's teen daughter may be more angst-filled than expected. And Luke finds himself in a compromising position. (S8 Ep8).

Snow Ball: Manny and Luke organise the school's lavish winter dance but end up in over their heads due to a texting error. Can they fix it before the end of the night? (S8 Ep9).

We're on the Road to D'oh-where: Homer misses a Moe's Tavern trip to Las Vegas when he has to drive Bart to juvenile delinquent camp. (S17 Ep11/22).

Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21).

The Relationship Diremption: Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of string theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20).

The Anything Can Happen Recurrence: Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21).

The Proton Transmogrification: Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22).

Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses: After forgetting his birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. (S11 Ep18/22).

Mercedes is determined to do whatever it takes to stop Abe. Elsewhere, flames are reignited for one former couple, but will their family be supportive.

The Last Christmas: Cameron hopes to keep everyone happy for Christmas dinner, but Mitchell thinks he has an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer. (S11 Ep9).

Fears of a Clown: Due to a rise in coulrophobia, Krusty has to try to get work as a serious actor. (S29 Ep14/21).

King Leer: Moe inherits a mattress business from his father, then lands in an all-out war with his siblings. (S29 Ep16/21).

What do our favourite celebs - from Lorraine Kelly to Bez and Sunetra Sarker - think of The Masked Dancer, Dirty Dancing, Tom Allen's Quizness, Bad Skin Clinic and other top telly? (S3 Ep2).

Kim Kardashian lookalike Becky seeks a 'manly man' who'll love both her and her snake. Is leather-clad Lee the one? And is Sean the settling-down kind of toy boy that Emma wants? (S18 Ep3).

Bits: We celebrate our celibate daters and the pickers who entered the studio with their virginity very much intact, ready for a televisual awakening like no other.

The Goggleboxers have been watching: Sitting on a Fortune, Casualty, Britain's Got Talent, MerPeople, James May: Oh Cook!, The Greatest Auction and Top of the Pops 1994. (S21 Ep15).

What do our favourite celebs - from Lorraine Kelly to Bez and Sunetra Sarker - think of The Masked Dancer, Dirty Dancing, Tom Allen's Quizness, Bad Skin Clinic and other top telly? (S3 Ep2).

Kim Kardashian lookalike Becky seeks a 'manly man' who'll love both her and her snake. Is leather-clad Lee the one? And is Sean the settling-down kind of toy boy that Emma wants? (S18 Ep3).

Lily wants to swap the world of fantasy for her first date. Patrick bids to quit the friendzone with Millie. And Rebecca seeks someone who can see past her deafness. (S2 Ep5).

Singin' in the Lane: Moe makes a high-stakes bet with a team of manipulative bankers in the state bowling tournament. (S29 Ep7/21).

3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage: The Simpsons visit their old apartment, where Marge and Homer remember life before the kids. (S29 Ep13/21).

Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep1/10).

Travels with Scout: When Phil's dad turns up in a mobile home with a little four-legged friend, Claire thinks he might be hiding an ulterior motive for his visit. (S1 Ep21).

Airport 2010: For Jay's birthday, Gloria surprises him with a getaway to Hawaii - but she's invited the whole family. And there's no greater test than travelling with the family. (S1 Ep22).

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15/17).

Two Turkeys: Peralta and Santiago aim to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner. Captain Holt and Kevin's special pie is stolen from Holt's office. (S5 Ep7/22).

Return to Skyfire: Jeffords and Peralta ask Diaz to go undercover with them at a fantasy fiction convention to find the culprit who stole an author's manuscript. (S5 Ep8/22).

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22/22).

A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels: Sheldon dismantles the fridge to stop it making an annoying humming noise but must pay for the damage he has done. (S2 Ep1/22).

The Excelsior Acquisition: Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16).

The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, and Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17).

Double-Click: Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one notices that Alex has moved back. (S7 Ep22).

A Tale of Three Cities: There's a reunion after trips took the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez in Mexico. (S8 Ep1).

The Prescott: Alex's new company puts her up at a luxury apartment with full amenities and famous neighbours - and the family are keen to make the most of it. (S11 Ep10).

The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8/24).

The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9/24).

The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24).

A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts: Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, which tests their relationship. (S2 Ep10).

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11).

Ringmaster Keifth: Cam tries to make up for his Thanksgiving debacle by hosting a New Year feast. And Phil's not sure how to feel about his dad dating his childhood babysitter. (S8 Ep10).

Sarge & Pea: Cam is incensed when a rude parent robs him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital. Jay, Claire and Mitch unexpectedly run into Dede at a family wedding. (S8 Ep11).

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22).

The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22).

The Gorilla Dissolution: Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to look after Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23).

The Status Quo Combustion: With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24).

The Locomotion Interruption: Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1).

Kill the Alligator and Run: Homer thinks he only has four years to live. So he takes the family on holiday to Florida, but does something foolish and gets into big trouble. (S11 Ep19/22).

Brand new series - The Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale. (S32 Ep5).

The Prescott: Alex's new company puts her up at a luxury apartment with full amenities and famous neighbours - and the family are keen to make the most of it. (S11 Ep10).

Lisa Gets the Blues: Lisa gets the yips and Bart is made to dress up and sing as Annie from the musical. They go to New Orleans to recover. (S29 Ep17/21).

Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21).

Celebs including Mo Gilligan, Clare Balding and Olly Alexander have been watching Clarkson's Farm, Snakes on a Plane, Fresh, Fried and Crispy, Tiny World, and other top shows. (S3 Ep3).

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Gordon, Gino & Fred: Viva España, EastEnders, Top Guns: Inside the RAF, Beat the Chasers and The Yorkshire Vet. (S22 Ep1).

Gym boss Rebecca wants to get her love life in shape. She likes 'tattooed guys who look like trouble'. And can Adam help forever-single Sophie believe in men again? (S18 Ep7).

Total Rickall: The family battle an alien parasite that survives and multiplies by implanting fake memories into people's heads and has convinced them it's their 'Uncle Steve'. (S2 Ep4/10).

(adult swim) Brand new series - The Farmer's Daughter - Part 1: In the first half of a two-part special, Mike and the team go deep into the heartland to help an old farmer. (S2 Ep19).

(adult swim) Brand new series - The Farmer's Daughter - Part 2: The second half of the two-parter. Pigeon meets a beautiful farmer's daughter - who's been dead for six years. (S2 Ep20).

Bits: We celebrate Naked Attraction's biggest and best audacious, attention-grabbing characters, from 75-year-old bisexual Ian to Shaida, who was looking for the dad of her future kids.

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Gordon, Gino & Fred: Viva España, EastEnders, Top Guns: Inside the RAF, Beat the Chasers and The Yorkshire Vet. (S22 Ep1).

Chris would rather 'swim with sharks than go on a date'. Can Abigail change his mind? Surfer dude Alex seeks a spontaneous brunette. Will Rihanna fit the bill? (S2 Ep6).

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22).

The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22).

Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep2/10).

Hawaii: A relaxing family vacation in Hawaii gets slightly derailed when everyone has their own ideas of fun. (S1 Ep23).

Family Portrait: It's family picture day and everything that can go wrong, does. (S1 Ep24).

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep.

Re-Visits: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16/17).

99: While the squad attend a funeral in Los Angeles, Holt hears he is in the running for his dream job: NYPD Commissioner. Boyle pries into Diaz's personal life. (S5 Ep9/22).

Game Night: Diaz begs Peralta to help her break some big news to her parents, but her plan's thrown off track when Mr and Mrs Diaz jump to the wrong conclusion. (S5 Ep10/22).

A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron: When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome with jealousy. (S2 Ep2/22).

A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens: When Mary's usually robust religious faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally. (S2 Ep3/22).

The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18).

The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19).

A Stereotypical Day: Jay goes out of his way to make a good impression on the new neighbours. (S8 Ep2).

Blindsided: The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance of getting into college is to run against Manny in the senior class president election. (S8 Ep3).

Legacy: Phil visits his dad to make sure he's OK after hearing some concerning news. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia. (S11 Ep11).

The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he's away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24).

The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12/24).

The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13/24).

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12).

A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey: Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13).

Do You Believe in Magic? Worried that his romance with Claire is fizzling out, Phil calls upon his alter ego, Clive Bixby, to get Valentines Day back on track. (S8 Ep12).

Do It Yourself: Phil's feeling pretty good about himself after a successful DIY project. So he convinces Jay to invest in a property that he's always wanted to develop. (S8 Ep13).

Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer. (S29 Ep8/21).

Gone Boy: Bart falls into an old top-secret underground military installation in the woods. (S29 Ep9/21).

The Junior Professor Solution: When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension brews between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2).

The First Pitch Insufficiency: Howard's nervous when NASA ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3).

The Hook-Up Reverberation: Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4).

Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22).

Brand new series - Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Kent Brockman questions his career and decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6).

Legacy: Phil visits his dad to make sure he's OK after hearing some concerning news. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia. (S11 Ep11).

Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21).

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21).

for SU2C: Mo Gilligan, Vicky McClure, Craig David, KSI, David Mitchell, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Roger Daltrey and John Bishop are just some of the celebs hitting the sofa. (S16 Ep7).

Andy Serkis reprises his pioneering role as super-intelligent primate Caesar for the third part of the rebooted Apes saga, and it's all-out war between apes and humans.

Bits: We celebrate the pickers whose initial naked attraction led to full-on romance, as well as those whose dates were disasters.

This Pride special rides the rainbow and celebrates memorable singletons from across the sexual spectrum who've sashayed into the pods.

The Goggleboxers watch Welcome to Wrexham, Love & Death, Animals Up Close with Bertie Gregory, Puzzling with Lucy Worsley, BBC News (escaped prisoner), and My Mum, Your Dad. (S22 Ep2).

Fears of a Clown: Due to a rise in coulrophobia, Krusty has to try to get work as a serious actor. (S29 Ep14/21).

The Box: Captain Holt sacrifices an evening at the opera to help Peralta carry out an interrogation in the hope of getting a confession from a stubborn suspect. (S5 Ep14/22).

The Puzzle Master: Peralta and Santiago investigate arson attacks connected to a crossword puzzle author. Gina helps Holt with his Commissioner presentation. (S5 Ep15/22).

Old Neighborhood: Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair. (S7 Ep3/10).

Rude Tube's naughty little sister presents some cats singing the Star Wars theme, a hilarious pee prank and an escaped honey badger.

Cut-Away: The teams have 10 hours to build a model at minifigure scale that's whole on one side but, when it's spun around, reveals a world that's cut in half. (S4 Ep5).

Nutriboom: Peralta and Boyle realise that they have been fooled into joining a cult-like pyramid scheme and they struggle to terminate their contracts with it. (S5 Ep16/22).

DFW: Peralta invites his newly discovered half-sister Kate to come and stay with him in New York, but he and Santiago soon realise she's a bit of a nightmare. (S5 Ep17/22).

Gray Star Mutual: A fire destroys Boyle's food truck, Diaz helps Santiago pick her wedding dress, while Gina and Jeffords coach Holt in the art of social media. (S5 Ep18/22).

Bachelor/ette Party: Boyle organises an elaborate scavenger hunt for Peralta's bachelor party, but the guys take short cuts that throw the event into disarray. (S5 Ep19/22).

Show Me Going: The squad worry about Diaz when she responds to an active shooter alert, but they are told to remain at the precinct building and can't help her. (S5 Ep20/22).

Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep13/17).

Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14/17).

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15/17).

Re-Visits: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16/17).

Family comedy. Jim Carrey stars as a work-obsessed New York property developer whose life is turned upside down when he receives a crate containing six live penguins.

The Spaghetti Catalyst: Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20).

The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21/23).

The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22/23).

The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23).

The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1).

The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2).

The Zazzy Substitution: The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3).

The Hot Troll Deviation: An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4).

The Desperation Emanation: Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang with no girlfriend. Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother. (S4 Ep5).

The Irish Pub Formulation: A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her. (S4 Ep6).

Celebs including Danny Dyer, Chris Packham and Jennifer Saunders have been watching The Nevermets, Insomnia, MILF Manor, In with a Shout, Canal Boat Diaries and BBC News (Trump). (S6 Ep1).

What do the Goggleboxers think of Squid Game: The Challenge, The Couple Next Door, Strictly Come Dancing, The Graham Norton Show, Planet Earth III and Jingle All the Way? (S22 Ep14).

The Goggleboxers watch Saltburn, Gladiators, First Dates: Be My Valentine, Trigger Point, This Morning, The Repair Shop, Bring the Drama, and BBC News on Joe Biden. (S23 Ep1).

Craig isn't seeking a husband, just a man he can believe in and own a dog with. Could Luke and his 'boyfriend bum' be the one? And Disney fan Holly seeks her happily ever after. (S17 Ep2).

Comedy queen Carol meets 76-year-old interior designer Keith. Charles is 26 and has never been kissed. Two south London sisters are both single and keen to do something about it. (S18 Ep1).

What do the Goggleboxers think of Squid Game: The Challenge, The Couple Next Door, Strictly Come Dancing, The Graham Norton Show, Planet Earth III and Jingle All the Way? (S22 Ep14).

The Goggleboxers watch Saltburn, Gladiators, First Dates: Be My Valentine, Trigger Point, This Morning, The Repair Shop, Bring the Drama, and BBC News on Joe Biden. (S23 Ep1).

Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep4/10).

Mangia Mangia (Part 1): Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis - in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point. (S7 Ep5/10).

Abusive Abe twists the narrative, but Mercedes will do whatever it takes to stop him. Elsewhere, a deadly threat has Grace pointing fingers, and the flame is re-ignited for a former couple.

Cheeky original clips featuring ducks going up an escalator, animal impressions, a few narrow escapes on a snowboard and rally driving. Plus: an energy drink house prank and a butcher rap.

Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep4/10).

Mangia Mangia (Part 1): Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis - in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point. (S7 Ep5/10).

Mangia Mangia (Part 2): Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help an Italian restaurant. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep6/10).

Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep7/10).

Travels with Scout: When Phil's dad turns up in a mobile home with a little four-legged friend, Claire thinks he might be hiding an ulterior motive for his visit. (S1 Ep21).

Airport 2010: For Jay's birthday, Gloria surprises him with a getaway to Hawaii - but she's invited the whole family. And there's no greater test than travelling with the family. (S1 Ep22).

Hawaii: A relaxing family vacation in Hawaii gets slightly derailed when everyone has their own ideas of fun. (S1 Ep23).

Family Portrait: It's family picture day and everything that can go wrong, does. (S1 Ep24).

James Corden voices Beatrix Potter's classic character whose constant raids on Mr McGregor's veg patch get a little tougher when a new owner comes up from London.

Classic family comedy starring Macaulay Culkin. A boy's parents forget to take him on holiday with them. Then two inept burglars turn up. Can our resourceful young hero outwit them.

Pygmoelian: After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star. (S11 Ep16/22).

Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22).

Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses: After forgetting his birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. (S11 Ep18/22).

Kill the Alligator and Run: Homer thinks he only has four years to live. So he takes the family on holiday to Florida, but does something foolish and gets into big trouble. (S11 Ep19/22).

Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22).

Brand new series - Three Dreams Denied: New episodes come to E4. Bart becomes a voiceover actor. Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con. And Lisa is set up for a fall. (S32 Ep7).

Brand new series - The Road to Cincinnati: New episodes come to E4. Odd couple Skinner and Chalmers embark on an 800-mile road trip to Cincinnati for an administrators convention. (S32 Ep8).

Comedy with Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro. Greg Focker wants to marry his sweetheart, but her dad's not so keen. And he's ex-CIA. And there's a smarmy ex. Good luck, Focker.

Experiment: Jasmine and Al's non-monogamous journey continues, with a change of direction. Can opening up sexually to other people future-proof L'Oreal and Kalid's relationship? (S1 Ep5).

On the 'Box this time: Strictly Come Dancing, Sex Education, Blankety Blank, Bake Off, Celebrity Race Across the World, Love & Death, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, and Ambulance. (S22 Ep4).

Pansexual Sarah can't wait to road test her new body on her first date as a woman. Plumber Jamie's love life has gone down the u-bend, so he's all cisterns go to find a partner. (S11 Ep1).

Pansexual sex therapist Mariia's after a not-so-average Mr or Mrs who's not too tired for sex. Old romantic at heart Alannah seeks a forever fella who can speak her love language. (S11 Ep2).

On the 'Box this time: Strictly Come Dancing, Sex Education, Blankety Blank, Bake Off, Celebrity Race Across the World, Love & Death, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, and Ambulance. (S22 Ep4).

Spuds: Phil and Claire take Haley and Dylan to dinner to reassure them they're not bad parents. Mitch and Cam chaperone Lily's first date. Jay and Gloria go to Joe's school play. (S11 Ep14).

Abusive Abe twists the narrative, but Mercedes will do whatever it takes to stop him. Elsewhere, a deadly threat has Grace pointing fingers, and the flame is reignited for a former couple.

Just as it looks like abuser Abe has the upper hand, a strong alliance is formed. Meanwhile, a heartfelt apology has damning consequences, and Dillon is offered a safe space.

Mercedes is determined to do whatever it takes to stop Abe. Elsewhere, flames are reignited for one former couple, but will their family be supportive.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17/17).

The Favor: Mobster Seamus Murphy returns to redeem the favour Holt owes him for helping to get Diaz and Peralta out of jail, so the team search for a loophole. (S5 Ep11/22).

Safe House: After mobster Seamus Murphy threatens Kevin, Captain Holt devises an elaborate plan to hide his husband in a safe house, with Peralta as his guard. (S5 Ep12/22).

A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce: George Sr asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, but the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide at Tam's house. (S2 Ep4).

A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries: Dr Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, but Mary is unhappy. (S2 Ep5).

The Spaghetti Catalyst: Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20).

The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21/23).

Weathering Heights: Phil's excited when he's invited on the local news. And his day gets even better when he meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine (guest star Nathan Fillion). (S8 Ep4).

Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook: Luke's Halloween party looks bad. The Dunphys decide it needs is a visit from Rod Skyhook, a little promotion and some adult supervision. (S8 Ep5).

Dead on a Rival: Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when Murray shows up unexpectedly. And the Dunphys' old neighbour Kenneth, who's now a tech titan, visits. (S11 Ep12).

The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at a swanky hotel. (S7 Ep14/24).

The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15/24).

The Table Polarization: Leonard buys a dining table for the flat but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Meanwhile, Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16/24).

David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back: Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22).

A Math Emergency and Perky Palms: Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out when Dr Sturgis marks a question as wrong on Sheldon's test paper. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22).

Heavy Is the Head: Will Phil have to rethink his property dream? And Cam has to go to hospital but refuses to have an MRI scan because of a traumatic childhood incident in a well. (S8 Ep14).

Finding Fizbo: Cam is enraged when he sees a clip of someone desecrating his beloved Fizbo costume, so he sets out on a quest to restore Fizbo's good name. (S8 Ep15).

Haw-Haw Land: Nelson goes all-out to impress Lisa when she falls for the talented new boy at school. And Bart takes up chemistry - but to what end? (S29 Ep10/21).

Frink Gets Testy: When Mr Burns panics about the apocalypse and builds a cosmic ark, Professor Frink develops a test to work out who deserves a place on it. (S29 Ep11/21).

The Focus Attenuation: The guys attempt to invent something of scientific importance but only come up with new and enjoyable ways to procrastinate. (S8 Ep5).

The Expedition Approximation: Sheldon and Raj try to find out if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a tunnel. (S8 Ep6).

The Misinterpretation Agitation: A smitten doctor turns up at Penny's door after her flirtatious sales techniques for the pharmaceutical company work a little too well. (S8 Ep7).

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge: Otto's rock 'n' roll marriage to his girlfriend Becky (Parker Posey) is over as soon as it's begun. So Becky moves in with the Simpsons. (S11 Ep21/22).

There's a party at The Hutch as the restaurant re-opens its doors, but the cheer turns to fear when an unexpected guest crashes the celebrations. And Martha jeopardises her family secrets.

Dead on a Rival: Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when Murray shows up unexpectedly. And the Dunphys' old neighbour Kenneth, who's now a tech titan, visits. (S11 Ep12).

Flanders' Ladder: Bart is struck by lightning and has horrible dreams. Maude Flanders returns to seek revenge. (S29 Ep21/21).

Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies without ever giving approval to his career. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22).

Some of Britain's best-loved celebs, including Chris Eubank, Mel C, Olly Alexander and Vic Reeves, have been watching Dragons' Den, Extreme Sisters and lots of other great TV. (S3 Ep4).

The Goggleboxers watch Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Love Is Blind, Strictly Come Dancing, Boiling Point, HELP! My House Is Haunted, and All Creatures Great and Small. (S22 Ep5).

Madeleine has a weakness for rugby fellas while Sophie says she often picks the wrong guy. Pub landlord Branislav has been single for over a year and can't wait to start flirting. (S18 Ep4).

Pansexual sex therapist Mariia's after a not-so-average Mr or Mrs who's not too tired for sex. Old romantic at heart Alannah seeks a forever fella who can speak her love language. (S11 Ep2).

Some of Britain's best-loved celebs, including Chris Eubank, Mel C, Olly Alexander and Vic Reeves, have been watching Dragons' Den, Extreme Sisters and lots of other great TV. (S3 Ep4).

The Goggleboxers watch Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Love Is Blind, Strictly Come Dancing, Boiling Point, HELP! My House Is Haunted, and All Creatures Great and Small. (S22 Ep5).

Wannabe rock god Aaron meets music-mad Maisie. Never been kissed, never been on a date, Sasha has come all the way from Northern Ireland. Is Lucas worth the trip? (S2 Ep4).

Flanders' Ladder: Bart is struck by lightning and has horrible dreams. Maude Flanders returns to seek revenge. (S29 Ep21/21).

White Whale: Diaz and Santiago team up to take down a ruthless killer who has managed to elude them for seven years. Jeffords helps Peralta with wedding chores. (S5 Ep21/22).

Mangia Mangia (Part 2): Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help an Italian restaurant. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep6/10).

Mercedes is determined to do whatever it takes to stop Abe. Elsewhere, flames are reignited for one former couple, but will their family be supportive.

There's a party at The Hutch as the restaurant re-opens its doors, but the cheer turns to fear when an unexpected guest crashes the celebrations. And Martha jeopardises her family secrets.

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

La Galleria 33 Part 1: Gordon tries to help La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from the weather to the tablecloths. (S6 Ep1/16).

The Negotiation: Peralta negotiates a hostage situation with a jewel thief whose face is familiar. Santiago and Gina aid Boyle with his new food truck business. (S5 Ep13/22).

The Box: Captain Holt sacrifices an evening at the opera to help Peralta carry out an interrogation in the hope of getting a confession from a stubborn suspect. (S5 Ep14/22).

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan: Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. (S2 Ep6).

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon: Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum. Meemaw has a jumble sale in her garage. (S2 Ep7).

The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22/23).

The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23).

Grab It!: Jay's favourite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. And Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices. (S8 Ep6).

Thanksgiving Jamboree: Phil spares no expense on a Thanksgiving jamboree. And Hayley has to tell her dad that she'd rather spend the holidays with her boyfriend. (S8 Ep7).

Paris: The family head to Paris so that Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry. But his old nemesis, Earl Chambers, haunts him. (S11 Ep13).

The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit NASA with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17).

The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18).

The Indecision Amalgamation: Raj has a dating dilemma. Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film. Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19).

A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag: When the taste of his favourite sandwich loaf changes, Sheldon boycotts a bread company and ends up on the local news. (S2 Ep16).

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking that she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22).

Basketball!: Phil's been doing basketball training so that he can redeem himself at the annual charity game. Then NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan turn up. (S8 Ep16).

Pig Moon Rising: Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn filled with Cam's beloved pet pig Lilly's ashes. Can he cover up his blunder? (S8 Ep17).

Homer Is Where the Art Isn't: Homer learns to love a Miro painting. Then it's stolen - and he gets the blame. (S29 Ep12/21).

Bart Has Two Mommies: Marge babysits Rod and Todd, but Ned overreacts when she lets them play on a climbing wall. Bart gets pulled into a chimp cage at the zoo. (S17 Ep14/22).

The Prom Equivalency: The girls decide to re-enact their high school proms with their current partners on the roof of the apartment building. (S8 Ep8).

The Septum Deviation: When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to need sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9).

The Champagne Reflection: Sheldon and Amy record the final episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Penny tells Bernadette how her colleagues really feel about her. (S8 Ep10).

Behind the Laughter: A behind-the-scenes look at the Simpson family. How did they win their fame? And how did they cope when the showbiz pressure got too much? (S11 Ep22/22).

Two brothers go head-to-head, and a scorned wife plots her revenge. Elsewhere, confusion leads to hurt feelings. And is it too late to save a family.

Paris: The family head to Paris so that Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry. But his old nemesis, Earl Chambers, haunts him. (S11 Ep13).

The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22).

Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22).

What do our favourite celebs - from Mo Gilligan to Bez - think of our top TV, from Handmaid's Tale to Tiny World, and Matt Hancock apologising - and then resigning - on the News? (S3 Ep5).

The TV shows include Big Brother: The Launch, Don't Look Down for SU2C, Antiques Roadshow, Coronation Street, Big Little Journeys and Beat the Chasers Celebrity Special. (S22 Ep6).

Can cocktail mixer Jack stir Alice's feelings? Will beautician Sophie and party girl Tori bridge the age gap? And might sparks fly when dog groomer Brenna meets electrician Ross? (S18 Ep5).

Married couple Abbie and Charlie are missing one thing from their family: a woman to turn them into a throuple. And glamour puss Chrissie is looking for husband number four. (S11 Ep3).

What do our favourite celebs - from Mo Gilligan to Bez - think of our top TV, from Handmaid's Tale to Tiny World, and Matt Hancock apologising - and then resigning - on the News? (S3 Ep5).

The TV shows include Big Brother: The Launch, Don't Look Down for SU2C, Antiques Roadshow, Coronation Street, Big Little Journeys and Beat the Chasers Celebrity Special. (S22 Ep6).

Part-time lifeguard Jamie-Lee, who seeks old-school romance, arrives dressed in pink, 'to make the boys wink!' And high-achieving Tara meets footie-obsessed Alex. (S2 Ep8).

Bart Has Two Mommies: Marge babysits Rod and Todd, but Ned overreacts when she lets them play on a climbing wall. Bart gets pulled into a chimp cage at the zoo. (S17 Ep14/22).

Jake & Amy: The precinct squad rush to save Peralta and Santiago's wedding day from a major threat. Captain Holt receives an email containing important news. (S5 Ep22/22).

Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep7/10).

There's a party at The Hutch as the restaurant re-opens its doors, but the cheer turns to fear when an unexpected guest crashes the celebrations. And Martha jeopardises her family secrets.

Two brothers go head-to-head, and a scorned wife plots her revenge. Elsewhere, confusion leads to hurt feelings. And is it too late to save a family.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring the effects of dental anaesthetics.

La Galleria 33 Part 2: The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion, as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2/16).

The Puzzle Master: Peralta and Santiago investigate arson attacks connected to a crossword puzzle author. Gina helps Holt with his Commissioner presentation. (S5 Ep15/22).

Nutriboom: Peralta and Boyle realise that they have been fooled into joining a cult-like pyramid scheme and they struggle to terminate their contracts with it. (S5 Ep16/22).

An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius: Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game. George Sr gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel from the garage. (S2 Ep8).

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero: Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma. (S2 Ep9).

The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1).

The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2).

The Alliance: Hayley's plan for a fun-filled girls' day with Rainer Shine's teen daughter may be more angst-filled than expected. And Luke finds himself in a compromising position. (S8 Ep8).

Snow Ball: Manny and Luke organise the school's lavish winter dance but end up in over their heads due to a texting error. Can they fix it before the end of the night? (S8 Ep9).

Baby Steps: Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby after receiving an unexpected call from the agency. And Claire lands an interview for her dream job. (S11 Ep15).

The Relationship Diremption: Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of string theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20).

The Anything Can Happen Recurrence: Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21).

The Proton Transmogrification: Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22).

A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow: Sheldon moves in with Dr Sturgis for a night to see what it would be like to leave home and go to college. (S2 Ep18/22).

A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater: Unhappy that school funds are going into football and not academic subjects, Sheldon runs for class president. (S2 Ep19).

Five Minutes: Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a flight, and Haley and Rainer are forced to re-evaluate their entire relationship in five minutes. (S8 Ep18).

Frank's Wedding: Frank Dunphy's Roaring Twenties-themed wedding day is finally here, and to get into the spirit, Phil gets the Dunphy clan to show up in costume. (S8 Ep19).

Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife: Homer signs the family up for a wife swap show, but easy-going husband Charlie (Ricky Gervais) develops a crush on Marge. (S17 Ep15/22).

King Leer: Moe inherits a mattress business from his father, then lands in an all-out war with his siblings. (S29 Ep16/21).

The Clean Room Infiltration: Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games. Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11).

The Space Probe Disintegration: Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe that he helped launch. (S8 Ep12).

The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13).

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters. Marge gets a job at an erotic bakery. (S20 Ep1/21).

Freddie knows what he wants, but will anyone stand in his way? A struggling teen lashes out. And Diane spends the night with an unexpected villager.

Spuds: Phil and Claire take Haley and Dylan to dinner to reassure them they're not bad parents. Mitch and Cam chaperone Lily's first date. Jay and Gloria go to Joe's school play. (S11 Ep14).

Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22).

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22).

Celebs including Ed Sheeran, KSI and Roman Kemp have been watching Love Island, America's Got Talent, Sex/Life, Clarkson's Farm, BBC News (England football), and other top shows. (S3 Ep6).

Welcome to Wrexham, The Good Ship Murder, Married at First Sight UK, Coronation Street and Nadiya's Simple Spices are just some of the great TV shows up for review. (S22 Ep7).

Sexual health advisor Liza meets father-of-five Simon. Singer Saskia dates Luke the magician. And a car buff from Grimsby meets a self-confessed 'nerd' who's yet to fall in love. (S17 Ep5).

Gamer Lauren is looking for her perfect player number two to help her reboot her love life. And Ryan is searching for a silver fox with a dad bod. (S11 Ep4).

Celebs including Ed Sheeran, KSI and Roman Kemp have been watching Love Island, America's Got Talent, Sex/Life, Clarkson's Farm, BBC News (England football), and other top shows. (S3 Ep6).

Welcome to Wrexham, The Good Ship Murder, Married at First Sight UK, Coronation Street and Nadiya's Simple Spices are just some of the great TV shows up for review. (S22 Ep7).

Looking for love this time: a Disney superfan, a shy lad with a famous dad, Mia, who lives for drama, and teen model Leonie, who secretly loves trainspotting. (S3 Ep2).

Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife: Homer signs the family up for a wife swap show, but easy-going husband Charlie (Ricky Gervais) develops a crush on Marge. (S17 Ep15/22).

Honeymoon: Peralta and Santiago see a familiar face on their honeymoon. Gina and Boyle get into a family squabble. Jeffords must live up to his new nickname. (S6 Ep1/18).

Hitchcock & Scully: Peralta and Boyle revisit an old case of Hitchcock and Scully's from the 1980s. Limited resources at the precinct building cause tension. (S6 Ep2/18).

The Tattler: Peralta and Gina attend their 20-year high school reunion. Boyle helps Diaz with a decision. A radio show mystery sound contest baffles the guys. (S6 Ep3/18).

The Old Wagon: Claire finally gets Phil to agree to sell their old station wagon, but not before everyone takes it on one last ride down memory lane. (S2 Ep1).

The Kiss: In honour of her late grandmother, Gloria decides to cook traditional Colombian meals, which is met with some ribbing from Jay. And Claire becomes overbearing. (S2 Ep2).

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep.

Mama Maria: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3/16).

DFW: Peralta invites his newly discovered half-sister Kate to come and stay with him in New York, but he and Santiago soon realise she's a bit of a nightmare. (S5 Ep17/22).

Gray Star Mutual: A fire destroys Boyle's food truck, Diaz helps Santiago pick her wedding dress, while Gina and Jeffords coach Holt in the art of social media. (S5 Ep18/22).

A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts: Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, which tests their relationship. (S2 Ep10).

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11).

The Zazzy Substitution: The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3).

The Hot Troll Deviation: An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4).

Ringmaster Keifth: Cam tries to make up for his Thanksgiving debacle by hosting a New Year feast. And Phil's not sure how to feel about his dad dating his childhood babysitter. (S8 Ep10).

Sarge & Pea: Cam is incensed when a rude parent robs him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital. Jay, Claire and Mitch unexpectedly run into Dede at a family wedding. (S8 Ep11).

I'm Going to Miss This: When Mitchell struggles to let go of his old life, Gloria helps him say goodbye. And Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house. (S11 Ep16).

The Gorilla Dissolution: Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to look after Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23).

The Status Quo Combustion: With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24).

The Locomotion Interruption: Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1).

A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross: Georgie is thrilled when Veronica comes to stay with the family. Meemaw and Dr Sturgis celebrate their anniversary. (S2 Ep20).

A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster: The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21).

All Things Being Equal: Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny are committed to supporting gender equality and the women's movement, but in very different ways. (S8 Ep20).

Alone Time: Everyone deserves a little alone time, but when Mitch and Jay separately seek out a much-needed retreat from the family, they end up at the same resort. (S8 Ep21).

Lisa Gets the Blues: Lisa gets the yips and Bart is made to dress up and sing as Annie from the musical. They go to New Orleans to recover. (S29 Ep17/21).

Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21).

The Troll Manifestation: Leonard and Sheldon co-publish a physics paper but are forced to defend themselves against negative comments from an online critic. (S8 Ep14).

The Comic Book Store Regeneration: The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15).

The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16).

Lost Verizon: When Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for him. (S20 Ep2/21).

Brand new series - Three Dreams Denied: Bart becomes a voiceover actor. Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con. And Lisa is set up for a fall. (S32 Ep7).

Baby Steps: Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby after receiving an unexpected call from the agency. And Claire lands an interview for her dream job. (S11 Ep15).

Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22).

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22).

Some of Britain's best-loved celebs, including Roman Kemp, Bez and Clare Balding, have been watching Cooking with the Stars, Too Hot to Handle, Jaws and lots of other top TV. (S3 Ep7).

On the TV this time: Planet Earth III, Mamma Mia! I Have a Dream, Surviving Paradise, Uncanny, Celebrity Race Across the World, Crack Addicts and BBC News (Sir Bobby Charlton). (S22 Ep8).