Penny learns there are fans of her performance in.

Hayley makes Jeff get a friend to add some mystery to their relationship but gets more mystery than she bargained for; Francine attempts to grow the world's longest fingernails.

The Smiths get new neighbors; Roger dreads having to be a little boy's kite for a day.

Francine becomes an overnight sensation when a famous art dealer discovers her homemade pottery.

Hayley searches for a runaway Steve so they can go to a Shaggy concert.

Klaus house sits for the Smiths while they are away on vacation; Roger investigates the origin of powerful winds plaguing the Eastern Seaboard.

Social Services threatens to take Steve away from the family when someone files a complaint about Steve's chaotic home life.

Stan and Roger go on a mission to leave their mark on humanity; Jeff finally deals with the reality of losing his signature hat.

Steve and Snot go on a quest together to find a Four Loko beer to get into a party.

Francine enters the strange and dangerous world of poker to learn how to hide her true feelings from Steve and Hayley.

A CIA agent does anything to protect his homeland and family.

The guys dress to the nines, but act like zeroes while trying to get sympathy, and tonight's big loser faces the music in a tone-deaf punishment.

The guys ask strangers for help with some big items and share their entrepreneurial tips with a group of unfortunate souls; a big loser strikes out while posing as.

The guys shock their fellow shoppers by going footloose in a discount store and pose insane questions to strangers in the park; tonight's big loser is taken for the ride of his life in a tricked-out wheelchair he can't possibly control.

Acting as restaurant managers; Singing along with strangers trying to name that (made up) tune; at the park for some awkward fun in the sun; the big loser gets wrapped up in a birthday surprise that definitely wasn't on his wish list.

The guys create an eye-opening experience at a glasses store, and convince grocery shoppers to pass illicit messages; tonight's loser gives back at Career Day.

The guys give all-you-can-eat buffet customers all they can handle, and turn to real power tools while teaching workshops at a hardware store; the big loser of the night suffers a punishment to make one's skin crawl.

Georgie and Mandy's wedding plans pit Mary against Mandy's mom, with baby CeeCee caught in the middle.

Georgie and Mandy get married.

Sheldon studies to be Meemaw's lawyer when she is put on house arrest; the Coopers have a plumbing emergency.

Sheldon's published paper leads to a frenzy of grad school recruiting; Georgie tries to speak more properly in front of his daughter.

Meemaw gets assigned a tough probation officer; Georgie takes marriage advice from his father-in-law.

George Sr. is worried that Mary wants another baby and gets a vasectomy behind her back; Drs. Linkletter and Sturgis go to Sheldon for science tutoring.

When Rachel tells her friends about Barry and Mindy's impending divorce, the others speculate how their lives could have turned out if they had chosen different paths.

When Rachel tells her friends about Barry and Mindy's impending divorce, the others speculate how their lives could have turned out if they had chosen different paths.

Chandler's anniversary gift to Monica is really one an ex-girlfriend gave him; Joey hires a look-alike; Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel.

Ross toys with dating one of his students; a curling iron starts a fire in Phoebe and Rachel's apartment.

Monica and Phoebe compete to find Rachel a date; Joey tries to con his friends into buying him a new refrigerator.

Chandler jeopardizes Joey's chances for the lead role in a TV series when he forgets to take down a message.

Ross recruits some friends to go with him on his first meeting with Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis); Phoebe makes Chandler and Monica paranoid by chronicling their every move.

Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) threatens to get Ross fired if he does not stop dating his daughter.

Chandler asks Phoebe to help him choose a special ring; Rachel urges Paul (Bruce Willis) to express his feelings.

Monica and Chandler encounter Richard (Tom Selleck), Monica's former boyfriend, in a romantic restaurant.

Monica and Chandler encounter Richard (Tom Selleck), Monica's former boyfriend, in a romantic restaurant.

Monica feels that Rachel is trying to steal the spotlight from her engagement; Chandler worries about his performance in the bedroom.

Things do not run smoothly when Amy moves in with Sheldon, and Leonard and Penny have to intervene; Howard and Bernadette find unexpected guests at their house when they decide to cancel their vacation plans.

Penny learns there are fans of her performance in.

Amy lies about repairs being made to her apartment so she can continue living with Sheldon; Leonard lets Penny decorate Sheldon's old room.

Sheldon is determined to convince Amy they should procreate; Koothrappali is reluctant to tell the gang what the new woman he's dating does for a living.

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Phil ends up in jail after tricking Luke into taking a dance class; Jay and Gloria plan birthday parties for Manny and Joe; Mitch and Cam try to book a wedding venue.

Gloria has an encounter with a mean mom (Jane Krakowski) during the high school open house; Mitchell meets a judgmental neighbor (Jesse Eisenberg); Alex goes to a therapist.

Haley turns the tables when Claire and Phil try to talk with her about her future; Jay receives news from his friend Shorty; Cam and Mitch go on a romantic date.

Claire and Phil spy on Luke and Manny; Jay misinterprets Gloria's anger over a dream she thinks he had for another offense he committed; Mitch tries to keep a secret from Cam; Haley tries to keep her photography exhibit from her family.

Luke competes against the son of Phil's nemesis (Rob Riggle) in a wrestling match; Cam and Mitch ask Claire to pick up Lily from school without mentioning the recent lice incidence in her class; Gloria chaperones a field trip.

Cameron feels competitive when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical; Haley goes to a realtor's banquet with Phil; Mitch struggles to get his bearings at his new job; Jay and Gloria babysit Lily.

Jay takes Luke to the garage for some male bonding; Gloria and Claire take Lily dress shopping; Mitch, Cam, Alex and Manny spend a day at the museum; Phil helps Andy make an anniversary gift for his girlfriend.

Jay is determined to get the adults' hotel suite upgraded; Claire tries to win back some money; Phil auditions to be a magician.

Mitch struggles to hide his genuine feelings about an unflattering wedding topper Cam's father made; Phil tries to help Gloria sell the apartment she had before Jay but they get sidetracked at a salon; Jay wants to host a nice family evening.

The family joins Phil as he travels to Australia to fulfill his mother's wish that he see the land where he was conceived.

Phil cannot handle the stress when he tells Claire an elaborate lie; Gloria is tasked with organizing this year's family portrait; Jay covertly enters Stella in a dog show.

Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge one another to try something new; Mitch and Cam sell a couple of their prized possessions to fund the wedding; the kids play a joke on Phil and Claire.

A series of crises on Mitch and Cam's wedding day put Pepper to the test; Phil gets an eye procedure before the celebration; Claire embraces the role of best woman.

Chaos forces Mitch and Cam to move from one contingency plan to another, but an unexpected turn of events allows the day to move forward.

The guys serve up raw deals at a pawn shop counter and try to convince strangers to give them hugs; the loser performs his life story through songs.

The guys go to a supermarket with bells on and try to reminisce with strangers in the park; the three losers are put through an epic trial by fire.

The guys compete bracket style, pitting 16 of their best moments against each other.

While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting as a backdrop to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from seasons past.

George Sr. gets an exciting job offer; Sheldon prepares for his move to California.

Sheldon leaves East Texas for the California Institute of Technology following the death of his father, George Cooper Sr.

Young Sheldon ends its seven-year run with a must-see two-episode series finale; Jim Parsons and Mayim Bialik reprise their roles as Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler in an unforgettable hour of television.

Sheldon learns that his high intelligence isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, where church and football are king.

To appease his mother, Sheldon tries to make his first friend by following techniques in a self-help book.

George Sr. is rushed to the emergency room; Meemaw comes to baby-sit; the kids have an adventure getting to the hospital on their own.

Monica learns what her parents have done with her wedding fund; Joey teases Rachel about her late-night reading material.

Chandler's efforts to bond with Monica's father (Elliott Gould) backfire during a racquetball game; Rachel tries to teach Joey how to sail; Monica tries to replicate Phoebe's grandmother's cookie recipe.

Rachel considers hiring an inexperienced but handsome man over a better qualified woman as her executive assistant.

Rachel makes her handsome new assistant (Eddie Cahill) hang out with Joey rather than the women in her office.

Monica makes Chandler apologize to an old girlfriend (Stacy Galina) for leaving her because she was fat; Monica struggles to select a maid of honor.

Ross' doctoral dissertation is stored in a remote corner of the university library frequently used by students having sex; Rachel and Phoebe bond with Joey's date (Kristin Davis), then try to convince him to continue seeing her.

Joey may have ruined Rachel's chances with Tag (Eddie Cahill) when he opens his mouth during Thanksgiving dinner.

Rachel finds it embarrassing that she is paying the way for her hunky new boyfriend (Eddie Cahill), who is also her assistant at work.

Ross' attempts to introduce his son, Ben, to Hanukkah are thwarted by the tyke's like of all things Christmas.

Phoebe and Joey are at odds when she tries to cancel their weekly dinner plans so she can meet an old beau.

During their first night together, Rachel and Tag realize they forgot to ship out an important package at the office.

On her first day as a telemarketer, Phoebe encounters a distraught man (Jason Alexander) who is determined to end his life.

Sheldon gets jealous when a co-worker wins an award; Wolowitz finds an old remote control Stephen Hawking action figure that he made.

Sheldon and Leonard disagree about how to divide their shared belongings; Koothrappali and Stuart fight to be the most helpful to Bernadette during her final weeks of pregnancy.

While Howard and Bernadette welcome their new baby into the world, Amy celebrates her own birthday with Sheldon.

Sheldon and Amy visit Penny and Leonard after the holidays and tell them about their terrible trip to Texas.

Penny thinks Leonard is taking her for granted and decides to go on a spa weekend with Amy; Wolowitz and Koothrappali try to fix a squeaky floorboard in the baby's room.

Sheldon tests an MIT invention after hearing it can help him read people's emotions; Leonard finds out Penny's brother is coming to town; Raj asks his ex-girlfriends to give him dating advice.

Leonard and Wolowitz try to distract Sheldon when he slows the progress of their guidance system; Raj and Stuart look after baby Halley while Penny and Amy take Bernadette for a night out.

Sheldon and Amy have their first fight since moving in together; Koothrappali is shocked at the realities of financial independence when he stops receiving support from his father.

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.

When Alex returns from a humanitarian trip, the family dynamic shifts; Cameron remains in a lovey-dovey mood even after the honeymoon ends; Gloria gives Jay a taste of his own medicine after noticing the lack of effort he puts into his appearance.

Jay and Gloria can't agree on what kind of anniversary gifts they want to exchange; the Dunphys go with Alex to Caltech for her college tour; Mitch, Cam and Lily take a new family portrait.

Phil must make creative edits in Cam and Mitch's wedding video when footage reveals that Phil is responsible for a terrible cold that has plagued the family; Gloria and Jay try to help Manny cope with stress in different ways.

The Dunphys stay in a cramped hotel room while the house is treated for mold; Gloria feels protective when Manny starts dating an older girl; Cameron wants to maintain his team's winning streak but fears Mitchell is a jinx.

Phil and Claire panic when an obnoxious couple looks at the house for sale next door; Jay learns Manny's girlfriend is the granddaughter of a business rival -- after forbidding Manny to see her; Cam and Mitch are scared of Lily's teacher (Tyne Daly).

When Claire lets Phil take charge of Halloween, he decides to do something different than her usual fright-fest theme; Jay wants to be Prince Charming for Halloween -- complete with a full head of hair; Cam becomes overwhelmed.

Phil and Claire aren't sure what to think when Haley and Andy start spending a lot of time together; Gloria hires a Spanish tutor for Manny; Cam and Mitch run into a popular journalist at a school function.

With Phil and Luke cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Claire decides to prepare a secret back-up turkey; Jay and Gloria's trip is canceled at the last minute; Lily refuses to wear a nice dress to dinner.

Claire and Phil worry that Alex's boyfriend is imaginary; Manny might ruin Jay's plan to avoid attending a party; Mitch and Cam's new white couch becomes a mishap waiting to happen.

The whole family takes Haley to a bar to celebrate her 21st birthday; Phil and Jay hit a snag while trying to pick up Haley's present; Lily asks Alex, Luke and Manny where babies come from.

When a near-death experience leads to several members of the family deciding to make life changes, the rest of the clan bears the brunt of their new attitudes.

Phil calls in his father and his retired friends to help in a war with the neighbors; Jay and Gloria disagree over Joe's potty training.

When Phil thinks Luke is giving him the cold shoulder, Andy becomes Phil's new right-hand man; Jay is put in a tough spot when it is suspected that Joe is allergic to Stella; Mitchell does some freelance legal work at Jay's company.

Claire senses Phil may be more into.

Claire takes a first class seat on a flight, leaving Phil in coach; Gloria makes Jay teach Manny how to defend himself; Mitch, Cam and their friends throw Sal a belated baby shower.

While stuck at the airport, Claire partakes in online snooping that creates drama with the rest of the family.

When their competitor releases a catchy ad, Claire and Jay scramble to shoot a commercial of their own; Phil, Luke and Manny try to take down a drone that a neighbor keeps using to spy on Gloria; Andy is rushed to the hospital.

Claire tackles spring cleaning; Phil has a difficult time when Luke seems to outperform him at many things; Haley tries to distract Alex by taking her to a music festival; Gloria attends Cameron's faculty talent show.

After choking on a breakfast sausage, Sheldon refuses to eat solid foods; he discovers comic books for the first time.

Sheldon struggles with newfound popularity after utilizing statistics to help the football team.

Sheldon goes on a mission to disprove a NASA representative who dismisses his science.

George Sr. takes the boys on a road trip to see a space shuttle launch; Mary, Missy, and Meemaw have a girls weekend at the salon.

Sheldon is forced to tutor Georgie when poor grades threaten his brother's future on the football team.

When Sheldon moves to Dallas to attend a school for gifted children, the family struggles to cope with his absence.

Celebrating Rachel's 30th birthday inspires the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays -- Joey got angry with God for breaking their deal; Ross bought a sports car; Monica got drunk and embarrassed herself at her surprise party.

Joey accidentally informs a cast member (Susan Sarandon) that she will be fired so that his character will get her character's brain.

Monica and Chandler fondly reminisce about London until a startling revelation leaves Chandler floored.

Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress.

Joey is overjoyed to be nominated for a.

Monica is so perturbed by Chandler's instant attraction to her gorgeous visiting cousin (Denise Richards) that she persuades Ross to let her stay at his apartment; Ross finds his attraction to his cousin unsettling.

Rachel encounters a sorority sister (Winona Ryder) with whom she shared an embarrassing and passionate moment.

While writing their wedding vows, Monica and Chandler have trouble putting their true feelings on paper.

Trying to ensure an ideal wedding, Monica arranges a meeting so Chandler and his estranged father can reconcile.

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

Cut off from his father's fortune, Koothrappali appoints Sheldon to help him get out of debt; Penny considers joining Leonard at Comic-Con.

Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment.

Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement; Sheldon expresses interest in Amy's work.

Sheldon pushes himself to the limit when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Wolowitz as well as Amy on the same day; Bernadette nears the end of her maternity leave and must return to work.

Howard and Bernadette struggle to leave Halley in day care; Bert introduces the gang to his new girlfriend, Rebecca.

Leonard is less than thrilled when Penny considers accepting a job offer from Zack, her ex-boyfriend.

After celebrating the completion of the top-secret Air Force project, Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz get an unwelcome surprise; Amy receives an offer for a summer position as a visiting researcher.

The gang is concerned when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, resurfaces while Amy is away at Princeton.

Amy answers Sheldon's marriage proposal; Howard and Bernadette struggle with unexpected news.

Leonard's job is at stake after he gives an embarrassing radio interview; Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.

As Sheldon stresses about picking a wedding date, Amy tries to convince him he has a more laid-back side; Koothrappali and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.

Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over having disappointing fathers; Leonard is disturbed when his mother finds a new best friend in Penny.

Sheldon and Koothrappali confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Wolowitz working together; Penny and Leonard learn a secret from an unlikely source about dealing with Sheldon.

Sheldon auditions for the role of the new Professor Proton; Penny takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Wolowitz need bed rest.

Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk and the rest of the Avengers unite to battle the evil Thanos -- an intergalactic despot who plans to use all six Infinity Stones to inflict his twisted will on reality.

A home-theater installer leads a team of old-school arcade champs and a military specialist in a battle against aliens who base their attacks on 1980s era video games.

Phil is excited to give Jay a high-tech outdoor grill for his birthday; Claire and Mitchell propose a gift idea they don't expect Jay to accept; Luke and Manny are taught a lesson about drinking; Andy becomes awkward around Haley and her boyfriend.

Jay agrees to sub in on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league; Phil and Clair have an unexpectedly nice time with their neighbors; Gloria and Mitch agree to go out with Haley.

Claire won't let Phil buy a video game console; Jay and Gloria get into a disagreement over the types of toys Joe plays with; Haley wants to stand up for herself at work; Claire attempts to bribe the school principal.

When Alex learns she must share the Valedictorian title with a competitor, the principal lets them break a tie with a one mile run; Gloria studies for her citizenship test; Mitch and Cam join a protest against a local restaurant.

Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to celebrate senior ditch day; Claire gets a job offer from a hotel chain; Gloria takes advantage of Manny's groggy state after his wisdom teeth procedure.

Unexpectedly stuck in Seattle, Phil figures out how to be at Alex's graduation party via video chat and a robotic vessel; Claire worries about giving Alex the perfect gift; Mitch doesn't tell Cam about being laid off.

A trip to Sunday school inspires Sheldon to study a variety of religions.

Meemaw causes a feud when she refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe; the kids try to resolve the feud.

Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between Mary and George Sr. over the family's finances.

Sheldon's fear of germs leads him to detention when flu season hits Medford and he goes to extremes to stay healthy.

Sheldon makes friends with an upperclassman who introduces him to a new field of science; Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life.

A disappointing loss at the science fair sends Sheldon's life in a new direction.

The gals speculate about the father of Rachel's baby, the guys scramble after Chandler loses the film from his wedding.

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

Ross and Rachel argue over how they ended up in bed together weeks earlier, so Ross announces he has the encounter on tape.

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star (Johnny Messner); Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

Rachel wants to find her own apartment; Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric (Sean Penn) dumps Ursula to date her.

Rachel's father confronts Ross after she admits that she's pregnant with Ross' baby; Monica reconsiders Chandler's wish for a stripper.

Monica encounters a high-school friend (guest star Brad Pitt) and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Chandler is aghast when Monica buys expensive boots; Phoebe discovers that Ross' son attends school with Sting's son.

Ross' new girlfriend wants to put their photograph on Christmas cards; Rachel eyes Joey as a possible partner.

Rachel and Joey might become more than friends; Chandler sets a Ms. Pac-Man record; Ross breaks land-speed records.

Joey might declare his love for Rachel, or Phoebe; Rachel breaks a pact with Ross; Chandler becomes mister bubble bath.

Sheldon tries to keep his collaboration with Bert a secret; Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on navigating his relationship with Ruchi.

Leonard and Wolowitz are furious when they learn Sheldon worked with the military behind their backs; Bernadette suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.

Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable investment; a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny's relationship.

Sheldon and Amy try to use math to eliminate wedding planning stress; Koothrappali.

Sheldon plans an authentic.

Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments to discover which two would be most qualified to be the best man and the maid of honor at their wedding; Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.

Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo; Amy and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments; Bert replaces Wolowitz in the band; Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

Koothrappali learns the woman he's dating has a very upset husband; Sheldon rents his old room for a quiet place to work.

Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk and the rest of the Avengers unite to battle the evil Thanos -- an intergalactic despot who plans to use all six Infinity Stones to inflict his twisted will on reality.

Paul Atreides, a brilliant and gifted young man born into a great destiny beyond his understanding, must travel to the most dangerous planet in the universe to ensure the future of his family and his people.

Wonder Woman musters all of her strength, wisdom and courage as she finds herself squaring off against Maxwell Lord and the Cheetah, a villainess who possesses superhuman strength and agility.

Some of the Jokers' funniest moments took place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges.

A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew of the wildly popular hidden camera series, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers.

The guys are hit with some bad reception while working behind a desk; the guys head to the park where they ask strangers for advice on their questionable life choice; tonight's big loser is tasked with taking photos of a water aerobics class.

Q, Sal, Murr and Joe use a two-way mirror to get each other to crack; the loser gets taken for a ride that ends at the Statue of Liberty.

Laura faces a dilemma when both Urkel and Stefan ask for her hand in marriage.

Laura and Urkel postpone their wedding when they launch him into space to test his latest gadget.

Haley and Andy deal with their emotions in different ways; finding a preschool for Joe is more difficult than Jay and Gloria anticipated; when money gets tight, Cam wants Mitch to return to his former job.

Phil and Claire are hurt when Alex lies about her college move-in date and Luke doesn't want to spend the day at Phil's open house; being landlords stresses out Mitch and Cam.

Phil has second thoughts after he helps Haley talk Claire into letting Dylan move in; Mitch accepts a job working for Jay's biggest rival; Cameron and Gloria cannot agree on how to handle Manny's girl problem.

Phil can't get anyone else to care about tending to the eggs; Claire is anxious about bringing her closet ideas to Jay; Cameron gets over-attached to the frat guys living in the upstairs unit.

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.

Joey confesses his true feelings for Rachel; Phoebe introduces Monica to her new boyfriend (Harry Van Gorkum).

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey; Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

The government sends the most dangerous supervillains in the world to the remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese. Armed with high-tech weapons, they trek through the dangerous jungle on a search-and-destroy mission with Col. Rick Flag.

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Batman and his new ally Wonder Woman recruit Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash to help them save the planet from a newly awakened enemy.

Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy; Bernadette and Wolowitz have a hard time deciding who should stay at home with the kids and who should go back to work.

Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with hers; Leonard, Koothrappali and Wolowitz do everything in their power to meet him; Sheldon thinks he is the victim of a prank.

Leonard decides to run against Sheldon for president of the tenants association; Bernadette encourages Wolowitz and Koothrappali to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.

A brilliant but reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere; Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.

Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map; friendships are threatened when Koothrappali takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery.

Sheldon goes to Las Vegas to win money for science; Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies.

Sheldon's mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother; the Wolowitz kids inadvertently infest Amy, Bernadette, Wolowitz and Koothrappali with pink eye.

When Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive, everybody is focused on making sure the wedding arrangements go according to plan -- everyone except the bride and groom.

Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York; Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents; Koothrappali insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a Twitter war.

Sheldon and Amy go crazy trying to figure out what.

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Batman and his new ally Wonder Woman recruit Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash to help them save the planet from a newly awakened enemy.

The government sends the most dangerous supervillains in the world to the remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese. Armed with high-tech weapons, they trek through the dangerous jungle on a search-and-destroy mission with Col. Rick Flag.

Hunted by the warrior Sub-Zero, MMA fighter Cole Young finds sanctuary at the temple of Lord Raiden. Training with experienced fighters and a rogue mercenary, Cole prepares to stand with Earth's greatest champions to battle the enemies from Outworld.

Sal, Joe, Murr and Q get stuck in a grocery showdown, beg strangers for questionable quotes, and spew financial tips that are anything but sound; the night's big loser earns a time-out for his outrageous behavior at a kids' play space.

Murr, Sal, Q and Joe serve up the goods at a juice bar, and tonight's loser confronts his biggest fear in a punishment that leaves him practically catatonic.

Sal, Joe, Murr and Q act frosty while working the ice cream counter, taking Joe's dogs for a romp in the park with help from some strangers; the loser watches his blood boil while performing with a gospel choir.

Q, Sal, Murr and Joe compete in a four-way challenge; at a child's art class, a big loser is hit with an on-the-spot punishment.

Murr, Sal, Q and Joe pose as TV execs pitching insane shows; the night's big loser undergoes a psychic reading that puts his real life on the wrong track.

Sal, Murr, Q and Joe convince shoppers to repeat odd catch phrases; going mental as psychoanalysts; the evening's losers perform at a halftime show.

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's (Marlo Thomas) offer to move in to help with the child.

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

Monica and Phoebe make a bet after Rachel passes her delivery date; Chandler falls asleep at the premiere screening of Joey's new film.

Rachel goes into labor, enduring endless pain while anxious Ross hovers nearby and her waiting friends wreak havoc in the hospital.

Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk and the rest of the Avengers unite to battle the evil Thanos -- an intergalactic despot who plans to use all six Infinity Stones to inflict his twisted will on reality.

The world's heroes finally understand just how fragile reality is, and the sacrifices that must be made to uphold it, in a story of friendship, teamwork and setting aside differences to overcome an impossible obstacle.

Life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home; Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family; Koothrappali explores an arranged marriage.

When Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, Leonard takes matters into his own hands; Bernadette and Penny take Raj's fiancee out to dinner to get to know her.

When Amy doesn't have time to work on super-asymmetry, Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she's available; Koothrappali doesn't want Wolowitz to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.

When Wolowitz dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween party; Leonard is shocked when Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.

Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he becomes responsible for distributing extra grant money; Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway to get away from her husband and kids.

Jaime Reyes finds himself in possession of an ancient relic of alien biotechnology called the Scarab. When the Scarab chooses Jaime to be its symbiotic host, he's bestowed with a suit of armor that's capable of extraordinary and unpredictable powers.

The world's heroes finally understand just how fragile reality is, and the sacrifices that must be made to uphold it, in a story of friendship, teamwork and setting aside differences to overcome an impossible obstacle.

Claire wants to give Haley and Alex a great experience on Take your Daughter to Work Day but employees make things difficult; Jay has to help out at Joe's preschool when Gloria has jury duty; Mitch and Cam cannot agree on who to invite to a party.

Luke is arrested for driving without a license; Alex is caught sneaking out of a liquor store; Cam thinks Gloria should re-create and sell her family's hot sauce; Haley and Dylan have an awkward encounter with Beth and Andy.

A conversation about a house Phil is helping to sell gives everyone the idea to sneak in to enjoy it themselves; Jay and Gloria's plan to pay for a surprise family trip to Miami turns into a surprise for Gloria and then a bigger surprise for Jay.

When Gloria wins a family seminar at the school auction, Jay is resistant, Mitch and Cam try to come across as super stable, and Phil and Claire turn it into a competition; Haley and Alex get together to talk about boys.

Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains where the family can celebrate a picture-perfect Christmas, but unexpected factors complicate the holiday; Jay makes an announcement.

Steve challenges another student to a rope-climbing competition to impress Laura.

In a school play, Romeo Steve anticipates kissing Juliet Laura.

When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming Pastor Jeff's marriage counselor; Sheldon and Missy spend their first afternoon home alone.

Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character; Mary and George disagree on how to handle the situation.

Mary bans Sheldon from reading a mature comic book; Sheldon decides it's time to stop living under Mary's thumb.

When Sheldon is no longer academically challenged at Medford High, he audits a college class taught by Dr. John Sturgis.

A battle erupts between the Coopers and Sparks when the Sparks' new dog terrorizes Sheldon.

Sheldon keeps tabs on Meemaw's budding relationship with Dr. Sturgis; George Sr. and Mary attempt to bond with their other children.

Rachel goes into labor, enduring endless pain while anxious Ross hovers nearby and her waiting friends wreak havoc in the hospital.

Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed; Joey sneaks a peek as Rachel tries unsuccessfully to nurse; Monica and Chandler retire to a supply closet for privacy.

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks; Phoebe fears losing her boyfriend.

Phoebe grows famished waiting for her tardy chums to show up at her birthday dinner; Rachel frets about leaving Emma with a baby sitter.

Ross mocks Rachel's new male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.); Chandler becomes upset when Monica says that somebody from her job is the funniest guy she's ever met.

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister (Christina Applegate) on Thanksgiving; Monica protects her good wedding china; Joey forgets to join his TV cast mates for the Thanksgiving parade.

Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker (Selma Blair).

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement (Dermot Mulroney) at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Wolowitz lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler; Koothrappali and Anu try to get physical for the first time.

Sheldon and Amy are devastated after learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has already been discovered and disproved; Bernadette wants to beat Howard in a popular video game.

A VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up; Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Wolowitz with his Magic Castle audition.

Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game, which results in mayhem when Sheldon becomes jealous of Amy; Koothrappali catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend; Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise.

Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack learns that he is infertile, so he asks Leonard for help; Koothrappali attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancee Anu.

Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, until they try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination; Bernadette has a big success at work.

Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Wolowitz navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law; Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.

Penny tries to throw a wrench into Leonard's plan to be a sperm donor for her ex-boyfriend; Wolowitz, Bernadette, Anu and Koothrappali turn Koothrappali's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the.

The gang uses deception and betrayal to make it to the one open seat at Wil Wheaton's celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game with William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith.

When Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, Wolowitz is left in charge of the kids; Sheldon finds a book about experimenting on kids.

When competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to win over Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot and Frances Arnold; Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict.

The weight of winning a Nobel Prize weighs heavy on Amy's shoulders; Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to relive the good old days after Wolowitz buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.

Things do not run smoothly when Amy moves in with Sheldon, and Leonard and Penny have to intervene; Howard and Bernadette find unexpected guests at their house when they decide to cancel their vacation plans.

Penny learns there are fans of her performance in.

After a freak accident, Stan and Roger end up stuck together in the worst possible way; Klaus contends with an impostor.

The family's dream of climbing Mount Everest turns into a nightmare when Stan tries to save a buck and takes them to a different, much cheaper mountain.

It's the grand reopening of the old Langley Falls boardwalk, and no one's more pumped than the Smiths.

Steve feels isolated when he dislikes a new fast food restaurant popular among his friends; Stan and Francine attempt to return misdelivered mail.

After Hayley is deemed a big child by The Lady from The Hamster Rescue Society, she gets involved with two Roger personas who have a complicated family dynamic in an effort to prove that she is an adult woman.

After a nearly fatal interaction with one of Roger's personas, Steve and Stan work together to uncover the persona's mysterious past; Jeff, Hayley and Francine explore new hobbies.

Jeff gets a job after the family calls him out for being a mooch; when he unexpectedly strikes it rich, Hayley must protect Jeff from the family's greed.

Bullock throws a private, star-studded Christmas party the same night as the CIA work party; Stan and Klaus are determined to get in, by any means necessary.

Hayley scores an internship at Morning Mimosa but finds herself on thin ice when she tries to inject real journalism into the show. Meanwhile, the rest of the family suffers through a ravaging case of food poisoning.

Francine joins Tuttle's gardening club, but he wants her gone; the rest of the family practice the power of yes..

When Steve begins sleepwalking, he visits a hypnotherapist who takes him on a journey through his subconscious mind.

Laura's behavior suddenly changes when she meets Carl's new partner; surf's up for Steve.

Steve (Jaleel White) acts as his own lawyer when he sues Carl (Reginald VelJohnson) over the death of a pet beetle.

Steve builds a robot that looks and talks just like him.

Steve tries out for the basketball team; cheerleaders shun Laura on the squad.

Steve goes undercover to help Carl catch the gang members who wrecked Rachel's restaurant and beat up Eddie.

Meemaw is pursued by gentlemen callers; she is forced to set ground rules when Sheldon interferes.

Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop it from humming; he gets a paper route to pay for its repair.

Sheldon becomes jealous when Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius; Mary invites Paige's family over for a playdate.

When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.

When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.

When Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival (Dermot Mulroney) to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny (Melissa George); Phoebe and Mike (Paul Rudd) take care of a litter of rats.

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor (Jeff Goldblum) during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike (Paul Rudd) to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site; Phoebe's resolve not to call ex-boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) weakens.

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot; Rachel suspects baby Emma is on the verge of saying her first word.

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist (Aisha Tyler) to a rooftop.

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor (Aisha Tyler) he wants to date.

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David (Hank Azaria) prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) is not yet out of the picture.

Koothrappali is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life; Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.

Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis in college, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure if they should turn him in or not; Wolowitz learns that Bernadette wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him.

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there; Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.

Sheldon and Amy await big news.

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When Claire and Phil go out with a couple they met on vacation, the Dunphys end up having to pay the bill; Haley, Alex and Luke scramble to come through when Mitchell cashes in a birthday coupon they gave him.

Claire hopes to help the ducklings move out of the house while Phil is visiting Alex at college; Jay helps Mitch with Lily's sleepover; Cam, Gloria and Manny must meet a big hot sauce delivery deadline.

Claire decides to clean the clutter out of the house before taking over Jay's business; Jay's new hobby makes Cameron worry; Gloria enlists Mitchell to teach her how to golf so she can connect with Jay on a deeper level.

Phil doesn't feel appreciated while Claire is busy running the closet business; a life-size standee of Gloria for her hot sauce display attracts unsavory attention; Cam and Mitch become suspicious of their new renters.

Power outages during a thunderstorm send the whole family to Jay and Gloria's; Jay tries to make it to a reunion with buddies from the Navy; Phil hopes to redeem himself after a panic attack; Mitch and Cam must salvage Lily's birthday party.

Unaware that Claire has a personal assistant, Phil cannot figure out how she is getting everything done; Jay and Gloria are sleep deprived as Joe goes through a fussy phase; Cam and Mitch feel they are not treated well at a friend's wedding.

Phil lies to Claire to keep her from finding out about his attractive new client; Gloria asks for Claire's help in dealing with a yoga instructor she thinks is attracted to her; Jay makes a web show; Mitch and Cam teach Lily how to ride a bike.

Phil decides he wants to take a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire, but they are both exhausted; Jay's command of the bathroom remodel creates hazards for the rest of the family; Cam's visiting sister's emotional outbursts frustrate Mitch.

When Manny and Luke baby-sit Lily so the adults can have a day to themselves, things go awry and Claire is convinced the boys are throwing a party.

Claire and the kids hide a stray dog from Phil; even though Jay says he doesn't want new friends, Gloria invites a new couple over; Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band.

Claire is convinced there's a mole in the company; Phil confronts Auntie Alice about stealing Gloria's hot sauce recipe; Jay teaches Joe how to be a handyman.

Manny talks the family into taking the train to attend Dede's wedding; Claire and Mitchell work on a toast; Phil and Cam are excited to spot their favorite author on the train.

Claire struggles to find the right time to fire an employee; Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl; Alex moves back in, seemingly undetected; Jay refuses to believe it might be difficult to re-enter the workforce.

The Dunphys travel to New York, while Mitch, Cam and Lily visit the Midwest, and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe go to Mexico; the family gets together for Father's Day.

Rachel makes drastic changes in her life when she meets a charming stranger; Carl goes under cover as a woman.

Laura dreams about the future after telling Steve to get out of her life.

Steve seeks revenge after Carl's boss cons him in a poker game.

When Rachel becomes the new church choir director, Steve sings off-key and the choir rebels.

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher over plans for a Halloween fundraiser for the church; Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl whom Sheldon is tutoring.

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the science museum; George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents; Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.

A video game takes over Sheldon and Meemaw's life; George Sr. is jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop.

Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project; a Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight when George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.

When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid; Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis' relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.

Sheldon experiments on Missy; Georgie joins Mary's bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David (Hank Azaria) prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) is not yet out of the picture.

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. (Giovanni Ribisi) cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend (Jennifer Coolidge) with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

Rachel gets Monica and Chandler to delay their trip to Vermont for Emma's first birthday bash.

Rachel convinces her sister (Christina Applegate) to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend (Greg Kinnear) for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker (Maria Pitillo); Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late; Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.

A prospective birth mother (Anna Faris) labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a car with a mystery blonde; the friends reminisce about memorable moments.

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Bernadette and Wolowitz leave their kids for the first time; Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret; Sheldon and Amy stick together; Koothrappali makes a new friend; the gang travels together into an uncharted future.

Leonard is happy to meet new neighbor Penny, but his roommate thinks he is chasing an impossible dream.

Leonard volunteers to sign for a package, hoping to make a good impression on Penny.

Unhappy to learn that Penny is seeing someone, Leonard summons the courage to ask another woman on a date.

Getting fired gives Sheldon the opportunity to explore life beyond physics, but when he spends his time weaving ponchos and acting like a shut-in, Leonard calls Sheldon's mother for assistance.

Leonard, realizing his pursuit of Penny is fruitless, has an unexpected encounter with a fellow scientist (Sara Gilbert).

Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali attend Penny's Halloween party.

Penny sleeps on Leonard and Sheldon's couch when Wolowitz seduces her friend and takes over her apartment; in need of a fourth member, the guys ask Penny to join their.

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Jay wants to make a good impression on a family moving in across the street; Manny tries to attract a radical thinker; the Dunphy family uses Alex's bout of mono to its advantage; Cam and Mitchell try to teach a message of acceptance.

Luke and Manny compete to be senior class president; Phil insists on introducing Haley to a marketing guru to help her business; Cam makes a rash decision when he finds out his star football player plans to move away.

Phil is excited when he's invited to appear in a real estate segment for the local news; Phil meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine; Jay tries to improve Manny's video interview for a college application.

The Dunphys try to kick-start Luke's Halloween party; Cam confronts his Halloween nemesis; Jay plans to go to a party at an old enemy's home to deliver an unforgettable trick.

Phil considers becoming a member at Jay's favorite refuge; Claire is mistaken about her influence on Alex's choices; Cam holds back on telling Mitchell what his play is really about.

Cameron spares no expense for his Thanksgiving jamboree; Hayley tells Phil she'd rather spend the holiday with her new boyfriend; Jay works to keep his blood pressure down; Alex and Dwight get closer.

Haley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected; Luke unintentionally helps Jay with his petition; Gloria, Phil and Cam have a secret meeting.

Manny and Luke's efforts to put on the school's winter dance get complicated due to a texting error; Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam volunteer at the dance while Jay tries to get out of it by pretending he wants to spend time with Phil.

Cam wants to throw a New Year's Day feast for the family; Phil's father arrives with his new girlfriend, who happens to be Phil's childhood baby sitter; Gloria and Jay must decide who will look after little Joe if something should happen to them.

A rude parent at Lily's dance recital makes Cam angry; Jay, Claire and Mitch go to a family wedding and encounter Dede at the reception; Phil and Gloria go on a college tour with Luke and Manny.

Phil calls upon his alter ego to inject some sizzle back into his marriage; Jay shows favoritism in his parenting; Haley and Sal try to stand up to men in their lives.

Phil talks Jay into investing in a property he has long wanted to develop; Claire's culinary ventures aren't as successful as she thinks; Cam and Mitchell try to teach Lily the value of hard work.

Phil rethinks his original dream after realizing his property investment with Jay might turn out to be a bust; Cam lands in the hospital due to a head injury; Gloria surprises Claire with a day of luxury at the office.

After seeing an online video of his Fizbo costume being desecrated, Cam sets out to restore the character's good name; Phil meets his soon-to-be stepbrother; Manny enlists Gloria, Claire and Haley to do a read-through of his newest play.

Urkel helps Eddie cheat on a test; Carl sleeps through a robbery.

Eddie and Steve land in jail when Eddie's smooth-talking cousin Clarence borrows a car.