the answer is explosive, and nearly blows Jimmy away.

Radio DJ Toby Anstis loves Ibiza and has been holidaying there for 20 years. Now he wants to buy his very own bolthole. Laura Hamilton shows him what his £250k budget can buy.

A family of brewers from Kent get more than they bargained for when they buy a French farmhouse. A former DJ from Skegness opens a bar in Portugal but falls foul of the law. (S6 Ep6).

Max McMurdo restores a pair of iconic designer chairs, while Henry Cole transforms a decrepit garden table into a colourful and valuable new one. (S2 Ep20/25).

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien turn an old, unloved filing cabinet into a valuable and desirable storage unit, and convert a Bakelite voltmeter into a retro Bluetooth speaker. (S2 Ep8/25).

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend restore cars for deserving owners. They tackle a 1964 Porsche 356 that's in the worst state of any car they've taken on. (S8 Ep1).

The competition begins at Sawcliffe Manor in Lincolnshire, where one guest has a milk bath while another has a beef about the lack of vegan options at breakfast.

Charlotte and Donna host the week's second visit at Rooms at the Inn in Nottinghamshire, where one guest gets cocky about his own chances and the hosts are left with an earache.

On day three, Rob hosts at his vineyard and glampsite in Nottinghamshire. What will his guests make of gravy wine and a chicken invasion at breakfast.

Karlie hosts the week's final visit at her holiday park in Greater Manchester, where lavish lodges and hot tubs are a hit. But one pair still find cause to moan about their mattress.

Bust-ups about breakfast. Ding-dongs over décor. And grumblings about. gravy-scented wine. It's a unique payment day on Four in a Bed - but who will reign supreme and win the week.

Tracey and Tim launch their Accessible Waterways scheme. Peter and Noni navigate Foxton Locks, one of the seven wonders of the waterways. (Ep18/20).

In County Down, former rally driver David Gillanders joins Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw to rescue the 1987 British national rally-winning MG Metro 6R4. (S9 Ep1).

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Wolverhampton to restore a 1980 Jaguar XJ-S V12, a great British Grand Tourer that has fallen into neglect. (S9 Ep2).

A magical winter wonderland journey along Britain's most scenic railways, from the dazzling Steam in Lights illuminations to a ride with Santa across the Yorkshire Moors.

Father Ted and Father Dougal get lost in the lingerie section of a huge department store. Only Ted's quick thinking can avert a potential embarrassment for the Church.

A film that has been denounced by the Pope is due to be shown on Craggy Island, so Bishop Brennan tells Ted to get it withdrawn. (S1 Ep3/7).

When novelist Polly Clarke - author of the steamy novel Bejewelled with Kisses - comes to stay on the island, Ted thinks that she's fallen for him. (S1 Ep5/7).

This episode explores the notions of luck and chance, when a young man is involved in a high-speed car crash and an 18-year-old breaks his leg while playing football. (S13 Ep5/12).

Father Ted and Father Dougal get lost in the lingerie section of a huge department store. Only Ted's quick thinking can avert a potential embarrassment for the Church.

A film that has been denounced by the Pope is due to be shown on Craggy Island, so Bishop Brennan tells Ted to get it withdrawn. (S1 Ep3/7).

When novelist Polly Clarke - author of the steamy novel Bejewelled with Kisses - comes to stay on the island, Ted thinks that she's fallen for him. (S1 Ep5/7).

This episode explores the notions of luck and chance, when a young man is involved in a high-speed car crash and an 18-year-old breaks his leg while playing football. (S13 Ep5/12).

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Jelly beans don't contain gelatine, so what is the jelly in a jelly bean? Kate Quilton visits the world's largest jelly bean producer to find out. And why is maple syrup so expensive.

Martyn and Anne got engaged and married on the Greek island of Naxos, and now they want to buy a holiday home there for their £175k budget. Can Scarlette Douglas find their perfect place.

A couple with a new B&B row over renovations. A family of brewers from Kent dash across the Channel to beat lockdown. And a Skegness restaurateur's finances hang by a thread. (S6 Ep7).

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien look for profit potential in some church organ pipes and old leather sports car seats. (S2 Ep21/25).

Henry Cole calls in a safe-cracker to bring a safe back from the scrapheap, and a ship's wheel is left in splinters when Henry falls out with restorer Guy. (S2 Ep4/25).

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend travel to Benfleet in Essex to collect a real 1970s supercar - a Lotus Esprit S1 - made famous in Bond film The Spy Who Loved Me. (S8 Ep3).

The competition kicks off at Tay House in Perth and Kinross, where the B&Bers aren't too happy about a lack of TVs. And there's something fishy going on at breakfast.

The second visit of the week is to the Aberlour Hotel in Moray, where the B&Bers are in good spirits at a distillery. But there's a hangover at feedback time.

Visit three is to Cobblehouse Country Cabins in Aberdeenshire. Graham and Emma hope the B&Bers will be wowed by their wood. Will everyone be left pining for more.

Yuliya hosts the final visit at Trinity Boutique B&B in Peterhead. She takes her guests directly to jail (just visiting). But will she offer them more than just porridge at breakfast.

Payment day brings cutting questions, cleanliness concerns and a Moroccan mismatch as the B&Bers find out who's won the week.

Jack and Gabby struggle to put in their new chimney on the Oxford Canal, and theatre worker Ed's boat Womble is being surveyed and getting its tri-annual hull blacking. (Ep19/20).

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue a Fiat X1/9. Its owner, Steve, who has terminal cancer, desperately wants to see his son drive it. (S9 Ep3).

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue their first ever custom car - a radically modified VW Beetle called a VW Wizard. (S9 Ep4).

Ken Bruce hosts a festive edition of the legendary quiz, with Bob Harris, Katie Thistleton, OJ Borg, Jenny Powell and Rickie Haywood-Williams. Who'll hit the Christmas top spot.

A special look at how the royal family enjoy the festive period in all its magical detail, from historical traditions to garish gifts and classy celebrations.

A festive visit to the residents of the beautiful south west at this busy time of year, from Christmas trees on Cornwall's Lizard peninsula to lobsters, surfing and mulled cider in Newquay.

This episode meets some of the youngest patients who visit A&E. Eight-year-old Billy has been hit by falling bricks. Luther, who's six, has a metal washer stuck on his finger. (S12 Ep21/21).

Kim, who's 58, has been run over by a lorry and has suffered severe blood loss. Patrick, who's 65, has fallen from a loft ladder and may have a fractured pelvis and spine. (S13 Ep6/12).

Heli-medics help Cumbrian farmer Dennis, who's been pierced in the chest by a metal spike. And fell-runner Michael has been seriously injured by some cows. (Ep10).

Paramedics must deliver a baby in their ambulance. A boy falls awkwardly on a trampoline. And paramedics in Birmingham race to help a baby in cardiac arrest.

This episode meets some of the youngest patients who visit A&E. Eight-year-old Billy has been hit by falling bricks. Luther, who's six, has a metal washer stuck on his finger. (S12 Ep21/21).

Mandy and Peter dream of swapping their island life in Jersey for the warmer climate of the Canaries. Jasmine Harman shows them five fantastic properties in Fuerteventura for their £127k.

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Kirstie Allsopp demonstrates how to make a personalised vintage doormat and cute coasters using spray paint, old tiles and serviettes.

Russell has been visiting Malta for 40 years and now wants to relocate there. Can Laura Hamilton find a property for £200k with the wow factor to impress Russell and his daughter.

Artisan brewers bottle their first beer in France. The Portuguese police shut down a Skegness restaurateur's launch party. And a family from London renovate a French chateau. (S6 Ep8).

Max McMurdo upcycles a brass propeller into a stylish table lamp, while Henry Cole goes all Victorian with an old pond yacht. (S2 Ep10/25).

Near the Malvern Hills, Henry Cole converts two saddles into bar stools, while Simon O'Brien makes a profit on a 1960s kitchen cupboard. (S2 Ep24/25).

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend visit Scotland to rescue former hairdresser Bill's 1968 Lancia Fulvia - an Italian automotive masterpiece. (S8 Ep5).

The competition begins in Leyburn, North Yorkshire, where hosts Iain and Tracey are boastful about their breakfast at Haven House B&B. But will facilities failures foil their chances.

In Southport, can an Italian father and son clinch the competition with a cracking continental? Or will a sausage shortage scupper their chances.

The B&Bers are heading back to school for the week's third visit, as Leah and Liv host at their student accommodation-cum-guest-apartments in Huddersfield.

At Katie and Rosie's Isabella's Yard B&B in Stamford, Lincolnshire, the B&Bers get steaming while having afternoon tea on a big old train.

The week's competition comes to a close with door handle debates, self-catering squabbles and a torrent of tears on payment day.

Jack and Gabby take their boat for its first cruise. Ed shows off his cooking skills at a rooftop party. Peter and Noni take their narrowboat across the sea! (Ep20/20).

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Southampton to rescue Nick's cherished 1969 Jensen Interceptor. (S9 Ep5).

The embodiment of a luxurious era - a 1929 Rolls-Royce Doctors Coupe - awaits Tim and Fuzz in Lincolnshire. (S9 Ep6).

It's Christmas at Wood Green, The Animals Charity, and rescue dogs are hoping for a new home and family for keeps, from Michael the lurcher, to one-eyed Clarence and Bentley the portly pug.

South African drama. Detective Forty Bell almost dies rescuing Daniel from a gang. Edie's closeness with her nephew is shattered when she makes a shock discovery. (Ep3/8).

South African drama. An invasion of Andrew's memorial shakes the community, bringing new suspects to light. Neighbour Robert sneaks into Olivia's hospital room. (Ep4/8).

Lee, who's 36, has been in a high-speed crash. Jeroen, who's 34, has been knocked off his bike. And 21-year-old vlogger Chris has dislocated his finger playing basketball. (S13 Ep7/12).

Emma, who's 47, needs a CT scan following a bike crash with a bus. Josh, who's 33, has severe back pain. Pamela, who's 87, is worried that she may have a blood clot in her leg. (S13 Ep9/12).

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Kathy Burke take on Jon Richardson and David Mitchell. James Acaster and Joe Wilkinson join Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.

Kim, who's 58, has been run over by a lorry and has suffered severe blood loss. Patrick, who's 65, has fallen from a loft ladder and may have a fractured pelvis and spine. (S13 Ep6/12).

Dorothy wants a bolthole on Menorca. For seven years she's been caring for her husband, who is disabled after having a stroke. A holiday home will provide respite for them and his carers.

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ancient grain bread. (S15 Ep1).

Salsa-loving couple Colin and Joy want to buy a holiday home on the popular Costa Blanca. Can Ben Hillman deliver their perfect property for £200k, and will Colin and Joy make an offer.

Sairan can't wait to buy a holiday home for herself and her grown-up daughters on Spain's western Costa del Sol. Laura Hamilton lines up five fantastic contenders for Sairan's £110k budget.

Dave and Kelly want to buy a holiday home on Lanzarote after first holidaying there as friends years ago. Scarlette Douglas shows them five great properties for their £160,000 budget.

We catch up with Liz and Carl, who secured a Victorian end-of-terrace, but was it just a fling in Tring? And in Bangor, was it a case of home is where the heart is for Lynne? (S39 Ep5).

In Edinburgh, Kirstie helps Sadia and Sohail break the shackles of flat-living, while Phil's with Freya and Elliot, who are set on exclusive enclaves - in a fast-moving market. (S39 Ep2).

York. The first festive host, Rachel Speight-McGregor, plans to impress her guests with a full-on Christmas night including carol singers. (Ep1/5).

York. The second host, laid-back junior doctor Gyles Morrison, serves up a Caribbean take on a traditional Christmas dinner. But some eccentric behaviour raises eyebrows. (Ep2/5).

York. It's the third day of the Christmas dinner party competition, and vegetarian host Nicola Gregory hopes to convert four carnivores with her meat-free festive menu. (Ep3/5).

York. Harry Baines, who's 23, wants to prove to his rivals that his youth doesn't mean he can't cook, and serves up fiery focaccia, duck in blankets and moreish mince pies. (Ep4/5).

York. Estella Nicholson hosts the final night in her own pub, serving up classic pub grub with a festive twist. (Ep5/5).

Maxine and Tegan host at their Greenhills Hotel in Tenby, Pembrokeshire, where they hope to make their guests feel part of the family. Will a seal safari impress.

Visit two of the week is to Tom's Three Cliffs Bay Holiday Park in Swansea. But with one couple determined to find fault, Tom has his work cut out to impress everyone.

The B&Bers head to Conwy, where pro chef Dan and his partner Lucy host at The Tal-y-Cafn. Dan's cocky about his breakfast. So what could possibly go wrong.

Ivan and Jacqui host the week's final visit at Cambrian House B&B in Powys. But a good start is quickly sunk by one guest playing a prank on another.

It's Four in a Bed's 1000th episode! To mark it, two B&Bers have a dramatic, downright explosive argument about whether a tile is cardboard or plastic on payment day.

Headteacher Andy has had a cardiac arrest. Rob's trapped under a pallet of granite in Ipswich. Thirteen-week pregnant Katie's having seizures and the air medics are on their way. (S5 Ep2).

This episode explores the importance of family. Mike, who's 79, has collapsed in the street. Andrew, who's 53, tripped on a paving slab and has a suspected dislocated shoulder. (S13 Ep10).

John was thrown from his bike at high speed and is in an induced coma. Drama student Florian has injured his foot. He explains how his family fled Kosovo when he was a child. (S13 Ep11/12).

Headteacher Andy has had a cardiac arrest. Rob's trapped under a pallet of granite in Ipswich. Thirteen-week pregnant Katie's having seizures and the air medics are on their way. (S5 Ep2).

A look at some of the cases where the first 60 minutes of care is critical, including a woman who's struggling to breathe and a schoolgirl who's collapsed having a seizure.

This episode explores the importance of family. Mike, who's 79, has collapsed in the street. Andrew, who's 53, tripped on a paving slab and has a suspected dislocated shoulder. (S13 Ep10).

John was thrown from his bike at high speed and is in an induced coma. Drama student Florian has injured his foot. He explains how his family fled Kosovo when he was a child. (S13 Ep11/12).

Jacqui wants to fulfil her lifelong dream of owning a holiday home on Spain's glorious Costa Blanca. The pressure's on for Danni Menzies to find the perfect property for her £50k budget.

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Up a long garden path in Leeds lies a Victorian villa that's been a labour of love for Jawad and Charlie. And in Brixton, George hopes for a clean sweep with a redundant chimney. (S4 Ep4).

In the idyllic village of Hartley Wintney, George visits Fiona and Hugh, who absolutely hate their home. Will architect Greg's modernist designs get the go-ahead? (S4 Ep1).

George Clarke and Will Hardie explore Iceland's amazing architecture, including a bauble-inspired treetop hotel room, wild camping and geothermal baths.

North Kent. Clairvoyant and medium Yvette Tamara hosts the first night, which gets off to a spooky start when two of her guests find a ghostbusting machine. (Ep1/5).

North Kent. Data analyst John has a passion for military re-enactment and barks orders at the dinner table. But not everyone likes his Filipino pork stew and psychedelic dessert. (Ep2/5).

North Kent. Competitive project manager Yemi Christopher-Soares adds some heat to the competition with a Nigerian-inspired menu. But is her main too spicy for her guests? (Ep3/5).

North Kent. Account manager Jono Simm hosts with a wholesome and hearty menu. But some of his guests aren't convinced by his cooking. (Ep4/5).

North Kent. Party-loving Lisa Townend hosts the final night with a mysterious menu of French fancies and innovative human roulette entertainment. (Ep5/5).

In Lancashire, Steve and Georgia whet their guests' appetites with water skiing and a boozy breakfast. But the price of a pint causes some confusion.

Sarah and Sarah host at their North Yorkshire glampsite, Lahtle Wood Glamping. After a visit to an air raid shelter, one B&Ber drops some truth bombs about what he really thinks.

The week's third visit is to Joe's Grade II listed Cley Hall Hotel in Lincolnshire. A noisy night drives one guest to distraction, while others get a little too hot under the collar.

At Paul and Debbie's Bumble Barn Luxury B&B in Norfolk, pro chef Paul is determined to impress with his breakfast. But feedback from one guest sets him on the warpath.

It's payment day, bringing with it backstabbing, blazing barneys, explosive confrontations and. little pink envelopes with cash in them. Who'll win the week.

In this festive celebrity special, Rav Wilding hosts a not-very-Christmassy Mexican night for Rebecca Adlington, Jennifer Ellison, Alex Carter and SuperScrimpers' Mrs Moneypenny. (Ep1/5).

The festive celebrity special continues, as Rebecca Adlington hosts a Winter Games-themed evening for Rav Wilding, Jennifer Ellison, Alex Carter and Mrs Moneypenny. (Ep2/5).

Third to host this festive celebrity special is actor Jennifer Ellison, who plans a 'restaurant quality' evening with a singing waiter. (Ep3/5).

On the penultimate night of this festive celebrity special, former Hollyoaks and Emmerdale actor Alex Carter's curry receives mixed responses from his guests. (Ep4/5).

SuperScrimpers' Mrs Moneypenny hosts the final night with a traditional Christmas menu. But her choice of venison doesn't sit well with some guests, who refuse to tuck into Rudolph. (Ep5/5).

The people who bore the brunt of the relentless stream of powerful storms that battered Britain across Christmas 2013 relive their experiences of this chaotic festive period. (Ep1/2).

Dr Michelle Thornhill treats a 55-year-old DJ with severe heart and breathing issues. And a senior nurse becomes a patient after being stung by a swarm of bees. (S2 Ep9).

The experts are called to a garage on the Isle of Man, where police believe they have found a bomb-making factory. And on the Wirral, the coastguard has made a disturbing discovery. (Ep3).

The experts take no chances when they are called to smoking chemicals in a property in Chester and search for explosive threats at the Tory Party Conference in Birmingham city centre. (Ep4).

The people who bore the brunt of the relentless stream of powerful storms that battered Britain across Christmas 2013 relive their experiences of this chaotic festive period. (Ep1/2).

Dr Michelle Thornhill treats a 55-year-old DJ with severe heart and breathing issues. And a senior nurse becomes a patient after being stung by a swarm of bees. (S2 Ep9).

The experts are called to a garage on the Isle of Man, where police believe they have found a bomb-making factory. And on the Wirral, the coastguard has made a disturbing discovery. (Ep3).

The experts take no chances when they are called to smoking chemicals in a property in Chester and search for explosive threats at the Tory Party Conference in Birmingham city centre. (Ep4).

This episode explores the power of love. A woman rushes from Italy when her fiancé is involved in a serious bicycle collision. And an elderly lady becomes unwell at home. (S13 Ep12/12).

Jo and Ellis want a holiday home on Spain's Costa Blanca, where they can spend their time enjoying water sports and mountain biking. Laura Hamilton shows them what their £60k can buy.

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oregano. (S15 Ep2).

Sue and Simon Parry from Bedfordshire are looking for a second home on the Costa Tropical. Can Laura Hamilton impress them with five great options for their £140,000 budget.

There's chaos at a French B&B when a pipe bursts during check-in. A family of brewers launch their beer at a prestigious market. At a B&B in Italy, the guests can't find the bidet. (S6 Ep9).

On their festive trip to the Lake District, the Bakers blow glass baubles, visit Beatrix Potter's home and ride a 19th-century steam gondola on Coniston Water. (S2 Ep1).

Cardiff. The first host, dog-loving shop manager Nicola, serves up prawn cocktail and meat-free lasagne, as well as some doggy surprises and unusual entertainment. (Ep1/5).

Cardiff. King of the name-droppers Jerry Lockett hosts at his cousin's mansion, where he serves up dollops of food and a side order of celebrity. (Ep2/5).

Cardiff. Extremely competitive army wife Rachael Smith hosts the third night. She isn't used to losing, and things might get ugly if she doesn't win the prize! (Ep3/5).

Cardiff. Flamboyant costume designer Sam throws a Mexican night full of sizzle and spice. But when a game makes everyone cry - are they tears of sorrow, joy or pain? (Ep4/5).

Cardiff. Childminder Andrea Grainger plans a warm welcome, a traditional Welsh menu and some fun and games on the last night. (Ep5/5).

The competition kicks off with the B&Bers heading to Keith's Northlands Farm in Chichester, where the host makes a splash with paddleboarding. But some guests have décor doubts.

The B&Bers are in 'wonderland' at Claire's Mad Hatters Campsite, where she hopes that her eco-friendly approach will impress. But the lack of an ensuite gets two guests bogged down.

Lisa and Martha host at The Redan Inn in Somerset, where the quirky interiors and breakfast go down a treat for everyone, except Italians Giovanni and Enzo, who get picky about the plates.

Giovanni and Enzo host at The Limes in Maldon, Essex, where they hope to rock the boat with a trip to a famous pirate radio station. But will breakfast tantalise everyone's tastebuds.

It's payment day, and the B&Bers get to the bottom of fussy feedback - and have a good old-fashioned barney while doing it. And when the dust finally settles, who'll win the week.

(2020) Touching adventure with Harrison Ford, based on Jack London's classic novel. A big, friendly hound finds himself unwittingly travelling across late 19th-century North America.

There are festive doggy dinners, jumpers and presents at Woodgreen for the holidays. But will Ziggy the fox terrier and Winston the Staffie cross find new homes in time for Christmas.

A man has been run over by a lorry at work. Elizabeth has a head wound from falling while cleaning a pub. And retired coal miner Alan reminisces about going down the pit aged 15. (S32 Ep4).

Milky comes to A&E with possible life-changing injuries after a road crash. Shaun has had a bad parachute landing. And a six-year-old has an unknown object stuck in his throat. (S33 Ep1).

a woman has been kicked in the face by her horse. (S1 Ep1/10).

A look at some of the emergency cases the paramedics face, including a man having multiple seizures and a man who has to be cut out of a car.

A man has been run over by a lorry at work. Elizabeth has a head wound from falling while cleaning a pub. And retired coal miner Alan reminisces about going down the pit aged 15. (S32 Ep4).

Milky comes to A&E with possible life-changing injuries after a road crash. Shaun has had a bad parachute landing. And a six-year-old has an unknown object stuck in his throat. (S33 Ep1).

Vicky and Simon share a passion for Spain and their much-loved greyhounds Luna and Digby. Jasmine Harman searches inland Alicante to find property contenders for their budget of £70,000.

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Matt Tebbutt investigates concerns about naturally occurring arsenic in baby rice products. (S15 Ep3).

Lesley and her daughter Claire can't wait to buy a holiday home on the Costa del Sol. Danni Menzies gives them a dilemma, as they decide between three strong contenders for their £115k.

As the summer draws to a close in France, a family of brewers from Kent create a beer for a medieval chateau. At a B&B in Italy, the hosts cook a fabulous dinner for their guests. (S6 Ep10).

Rochdale. Fitness instructor Tanya serves up a Mediterranean feast. But is this glamorous host more style than substance? (Ep1/5).

Rochdale. Business coach and passionate foodie Rod is determined to impress. But he has already offended Tanya - and HR manager Claire predicts fireworks. (Ep2/5).

Rochdale. HR manager Claire hopes that her hosting skills will compensate for her 'imperfect' cooking. But tension rises when Tanya barely touches her food. (Ep3/5).

Rochdale. Psychic medium Dean plans to put his supernatural skills to good use on his night. The main goes down well - even with Tanya - but his boozy berry cheesecake bombs. (Ep4/5).

Rochdale. Will the tension between Sadiya and Tanya finally explode as Sadiya hosts the final night? And Dean's clairvoyant powers are put to the test. (Ep5/5).

The competition kicks off at Rosaire Guest House in Llandudno, where host Jo and her mum Pat end up with some illuminating feedback about their guests' lack of sleep.

At The Queens Hotel in Harlech, Rachel and professional impersonator Liam are keen to make a good impression. But an issue in the bathroom gives one B&Ber that sinking feeling.

For the third visit of the week, the B&Bers head to Mat and Helen's B&B, The Mill at Glynhir in Llandybie, Carmarthenshire, where things get prickly during a visit to a botanical garden.

The final visit is to Lesley and Sarah's Hideaway Escapes in Pembrokeshire, where one set of guests' decision to sleep in their car rather than their room leaves the hosts all revved up.

On a feisty payment day, the B&Bers tackle everything from bathroom blues to one set of guests completely refusing to try out one of their rivals' rooms. But who'll win the week.

(1961) One of the all-time war movie greats starring Gregory Peck, David Niven, Anthony Quinn and Richard Harris as a group of commandos assigned to attack and destroy the eponymous guns.

Ted and Dougal attempt to rescue Father Jack from the notorious St Clabbert's Old Priests' Home, where he has been sent for treatment for his hairy hands. (S2 Ep9/10).

Flying back from a visit to a particularly holy shrine, the three priests find themselves in mortal danger when Dougal does something really, really stupid. (S2 Ep10/10).

Fathers Ted, Dougal and Jack take their annual holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. With two 'places of interest' to visit, it's an incredibly exciting two weeks. (S2 Ep1/10).

To raise funds to fix the leaky roof, Ted receives a car from Bishop Brennan to raffle. But, as usual, things go horribly wrong. (S2 Ep2/10).

With the island's most popular religious knick-knack about to be upgraded to a Class Two relic, Ted must ensure all the priests are on their best behaviour. (S2 Ep3/10).

The arrival of a rebellious priest coincides with the theft of the picnic area supervisor's whistle. Is law and order breaking down on Craggy Island? (S2 Ep4/10).

Ted and Dougal decide to enter the Eurosong contest. With inspired lyrics, a jaunty tune and the right attitude, they stand a good chance. Don't they? (S2 Ep5/10).

A feminist protest singer arrives on the island just as Ted is about to judge the Lovely Girls competition. How will Ted deal with his clash of convictions? (S2 Ep7/10).

Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Catherine Tate take on Sean Lock and Joe Wilkinson. Joe Lycett joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley.

This episode explores the strength of parental love. Marie, who's 31, has collapsed with a headache. Doting dad Andy brings in 10-month-old Erin, who has a build-up of ear wax. (S14 Ep2/9).

Ted and Dougal attempt to rescue Father Jack from the notorious St Clabbert's Old Priests' Home, where he has been sent for treatment for his hairy hands. (S2 Ep9/10).

Flying back from a visit to a particularly holy shrine, the three priests find themselves in mortal danger when Dougal does something really, really stupid. (S2 Ep10/10).

Fathers Ted, Dougal and Jack take their annual holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. With two 'places of interest' to visit, it's an incredibly exciting two weeks. (S2 Ep1/10).

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Kate discovers how the way you drink tea can affect its taste. Matt investigates the difference between bubble gum and chewing gum, and discovers an unusual use for used gum. (S15 Ep4).

Jasmine Harman shows Kulan and Kamala five fantastic properties on Portugal's Algarve for their budget of £200,000. Which property has the wow factor to become their dream holiday home.

A woman from Yorkshire single-handedly attempts to open a glampsite in the Italian countryside. A London family start an electric bike company in a glamorous Portuguese resort. (S6 Ep11).

On their Yuletide trip to York, the Bakers visit the famous Bettys Café Tea Rooms, ramble down The Shambles and encounter a 20-year-old Viking version of Matt. (S2 Ep2).

Actor Chelsee Healey hosts a Caribbean Christmas night. The only problem is that she's never hosted a dinner party before. (Ep1/5).

Can Hollyoaks star Nick Pickard get everyone in the Christmas spirit with his gourmet cuisine and elf dress code? (Ep2/5).

Actor Crissy Rock hopes to lift Christmas spirits with a retro-themed dinner party. But what will her guests make of a bit of old-fashioned festive fun? (Ep3/5).

Singer Marcus Collins goes all out and serves a hefty main course called 'Scouse with a Kick' washed down with a sparkling slice of boy band entertainment. (Ep4/5).

On the final night, actor Margi Clarke serves 'Margi's Magic Flying Phoenix' and brings in a psychic and a few practical jokes. (Ep5/5).

The competition begins in Carmarthenshire, at Louise and Rob's health-conscious Golden Grove Retreat, where a gut-healthy breakfast leaves some B&Bers yearning for a fry-up.

The B&Bers head to Rosita Guest House in Weston-super-Mare, where Sheila and Phil hope to soar to victory with a visit to a helicopter museum. But a brekkie delay crash lands their chances.

Pam and Mya host the week's third visit at their self-catering King Square Apartments in Somerset, where some dented cookware leaves the hosts bent out of shape.

The final visit is to Anton and Emma's luxury glampsite, Hartridge Springs in Upottery, in Devon, where the B&Bers find out that it's quite hard to cook a fry-up without a frying pan.

It's payment day, and two B&Bers sharpen their knives ready to give some cutting feedback about knives that aren't sharp enough. After everyone's had their say, who will reign supreme.

(1957) David Lean's Oscar-winning fact-based Second World War classic stars Alec Guinness as the driven commander of a group of POWs building a rail bridge for the Japanese.

(1998) Steven Spielberg's World War II blockbuster starring Tom Hanks. A platoon of D-Day soldiers are ordered to rescue the sole surviving sibling from a family of four brothers.

Singing sensation Eoin McLove, at no.1 for 27 weeks with 'My Lovely Mayo Mammy', secretly visits Mrs Doyle for tea after she wins a poetry competition. (S3 Ep7/8).

Ted accepts a job in the US, with his very own parish in Beverly Hills. But with his ambition about to be realised, Ted's problem is how to tell the others. (S3 Ep8/8).

Ted is so confident of Chris the Sheep's performance at the annual sheep trials that he bets the entire yearly heating allowance on the beast to win. (S3 Ep2/8).

Pat Mustard, Craggy Island's milkman, is sacked, so Dougal takes over the round. When Pat plants a bomb on the float for revenge, Ted must keep his nerve to save Dougal. (S3 Ep3/8).

Trips to the mainland always lead to trouble, so Ted is deeply nervous at the prospect. What will go wrong this time? With Richard Wilson and Graham Norton. (S3 Ep4/8).

At the annual All-Priests Over 75s Five-a-Side Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island, Ted realises Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win. (S3 Ep5/8).

Shopping with TJC.

Shopping with TJC.

Kirstie Allsopp puts celebrities to the test with tough crafting challenges. Reality star Sam Thompson and TV personality Debbie McGee test their skills with marbled clay napkin rings.

From novel turkey cooking methods to affordable fizz, this special show reveals everything you need to know to feed your family and friends better, cheaper and faster.

Mark and Maggie are looking for a holiday home in Barbados where they can escape the British winters. Jasmine Harman hunts out the best properties for their budget of £350,000.

There's a bittersweet departure for a family running an e-bike business in Portugal. And holiday hosts from Manchester sacrifice their own comfort for their guests in France. (S6 Ep12).

Exeter. New Zealander and royalist Steve goes to town with a menu inspired by his homeland and regales his guests with patriotic tales. (Ep1/5).

Exeter. Music-mad foodie Richard is confident that he can impress his guests with his culinary know-how. And he hopes to dazzle one guest in particular. (Ep2/5).

Exeter. Self-assured PR bod Glen King aims to be the 'hostess with the mostest' and goes all out to impress, even co-ordinating her dishes with her surname! (Ep3/5).

Exeter. Sarah has been holding back all week, but now she's ready to come out of her shell, on a lively night featuring a terrifying welcome and some very unusual cocktails. (Ep4/5).

Exeter. Free spirit Estelle hopes to spook her guests with a ghoulish theme featuring ghostly grub and scary surprises. (Ep5/5).

The competition begins at Louise and Kerry's community-owned B&B, The Gun at Ridsdale, in Northumberland, where a feathery hat gets some special attention at a birds of prey centre.

Mike and Pam hope that their guests will embrace the off-grid experience at their Marthrown of Mabie glampsite in Dumfries. But will a trek to the toilet poo-poo their chances.

The week's third visit takes the B&Bers to Jo and Craig's Dale View B&B in Cumbria, where they all marvel at the local scenery aboard a steam train and bond over bevvies in the boozer.

A giant sloth serves gin to the B&Bers as Gig and Lyndsey host the week's final visit at their West Yorkshire B&B, The Cross Inn. But is it all just for show, or do they always go all-out.

With sore feelings festering from foul feedback throughout the week, it's certain to be a dramatic payment day. After a healthy dollop of debate, who'll win the week.

(2019) Greta Gerwig's Oscar-winning period drama adaptation of the classic Louisa May Alcott novel, starring Emma Watson, Saoirse Ronan, Florence Pugh, Timothée Chalamet and Meryl Streep.

(2017) Kenneth Branagh is Belgian supersleuth Hercule Poirot in the star-studded version of Agatha Christie's murder-mystery classic, with Judi Dench, Johnny Depp and Penélope Cruz.

Ken Bruce hosts a festive edition of the legendary quiz, with Bob Harris, Katie Thistleton, OJ Borg, Jenny Powell and Rickie Haywood-Williams. Who'll hit the Christmas top spot.