For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script.

Diane is furious, when she sees that Sam and her old school chum find each other very attractive.

Carla asks Sam to accompany her to her ex-husband's wedding ceremony to his blonde bimbo Loretta.

Simka succumbs to the charms of the swinger Vic, one of Latka's multiple personalities.

Oscar and Felix spend a rainy weekend in the country looking for a lost girl.

Bob interviews a variety of psychologists to take over his patients while he's out of town, but none seem to be the right fit until Bob's former professor offers his services.

Max must prevent Mr. Big from destroying the country's major cities.

At Norton's urging, Ralph tries to use astrology as a means to get a raise.

Furloughed Bilko tries to avoid Joan in New York.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.

An insecure girl latches onto Dobie.

With Madison High about be be razed for a freeway, Miss Brooks is hired by a private school. Not realizing Conklin will be the new principal at the same school, Connie tells him what a pompous windbag he is.

Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates. Political commentator John McLaughlin makes an appearance.

ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew (Josh Blake). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Humiliated Micky joins Weaklings Anonymous.

A hillbilly family feud ensnares the boys.

Visiting a center for holistic care for various animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

When Mike takes the whole family with him on a business trip to Hawaii, they become involved with an ancient taboo.

Bad luck continues when Jan re-discovers the ancient idol Bobby had discarded and gives it back to him.

While returning an ancient idol to its resting place, the boys are menaced by an archaeologist (Vincent Price).

Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends.

An ape-man appears at the camp and makes off with food, supplies and Ginger.

Gilligan turns into a live wire after he is struck by a flash of lightning.

The Professor determines that a manned space capsule will pass over the island.

Gilligan and the Skipper discover a totem pole topped by a carved head that looks exactly like Gilligan.

When Gomer sings an Italian love song to his buddy's sister, her mother interprets it as a proposal.

Gomer tries to arrange a date between the sergeant and his cousin, Bridey Pyle.

Gomer befriends the lonely daughter of a visiting colonel and almost ruins the colonel's party.

Carter becomes the star of a television documentary about the Marine Corps.

Granny takes a sleeping potion and has a nightmare in which Elly marries a frog.

Granny battles to keep her family out of the swimming pool, convinced they'll turn into frogs if they get wet.

Frogman Templeton unsuccessfully tries to convince Granny that man's future lies on the ocean floor.

Granny sends back home to the hills for Shorty to help break up Elly's romance with Mark Templeton.

While Harry is away, the replacement judge offers Dan a bribe.

A replacement judge (Ann Turkel) jails Christine on contempt charges.

A minor earthquake leaves Dan, Roz and two sumo wrestlers trapped in an elevator.

While Harry (Harry Anderson) is attempting to help a South Pacific princess avoid an arranged marriage, her brother pursues Christine (Markie Post). Jeanne Mori guest stars.

Sam questions Norm's abilities when he hires him as an accountant.

Sam and Diane want to spend some time alone together, but the lonely Coach keeps joining them.

Cliff's know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron.

When Coach buys an antique scale that also prints out fortunes, the gang finds them coming true.

At first, Bob is thrilled when a non-talkative patient finally opens up after being told that anything he might say will be held in the strictest confidence. His joy is short-lived when the man confesses to grand larceny.

Emily's protective instincts are aroused when 70-year-old Grace DuBois (Mildred Natwick), an odd but friendly recluse, is threatened with being sent to a rest home for elderly people who can't cope with reality.

Bob and Emily celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary with a dream flight into the fantasy of being married to different partners.

Emily Hartley discovers a new low in male chauvinism when Bob's father (Barnard Hughes) arranges a fishing trip to his cabin and assigns her woman's work while the men brave the great outdoors.

Max is assigned to protect a Scandinavian princess from kidnappers.

Agent Maxwell Smart enters spy-training school to find a KAOS agent.

A terrifying phone caller threatens a radio personality's life. With David Rasche and Anne-Marie Martin.

Sledge (David Rasche) is invited to a breakout party when he goes under cover as a convict in a federal prison. Directed by Bill Bixby.

A professional golfer competes to win fabulous prizes.

A businesswoman and a scientist compete to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie's florist sends Harriet orchids instead of violets.

A pancake mix's money-back guarantee inspires Ricky.

Mary decides to enroll in a new modeling school.

Mary runs into trouble while making her own decisions.

A roommate who stole Donna's beau attends a reunion.

Jeff thinks he caused a friend's motorcycle mishap.

A man admires Ann's friend for her athletic prowess.

Police use Ann as bait for an obscene caller.

Injured Ann mistakes a doctor for Don.

Ann's agent plants a scandalous item about her.

Rhoda and Joe make the decision to have a marital separation.

Rhoda goes out with Joe for the first time since their separation.

Right after her separation from Joe, a swinging bachelor makes a play for Rhoda.

Rhoda tries to lose her separation blues by going away for a singles weekend with Brenda.

Phyllis is forced to look for a job after Lars cuts off her credit cards.

Lou tries to recapture his days as a crusading reporter by launching an investigation into big-city politics.

Inspired by Murray's 20th anniversary party, Ted pops the question to Georgette.

Mary tries to help a girl she met in a jail cell "go straight.".

Laverne and Shirley attend a bridal shower for a high-school classmate.

After passing out at a brewery party, Laverne worries about her behavior.

Laverne and Shirley enroll in a modeling correspondence school.

The girls have to get their names and phone numbers off a men's room wall.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

A teenage runaway hides in an elderly man's cabin; Julie is unwittingly smitten with a priest; wacky painters work in Stubing's cabin.

A girl is attracted to a crafty purser; mishaps disrupt a honeymoon; a couple can't understand the fuss made over them.

A suitor climbs into the wrong window; longtime pen pals meet.

An old friend interrupts a man's proposal; a king's son receives an elaborate gift.

A man falls for a psychiatrist's wife; a woman brings a gorilla back from safari.

Harvey and Carol are in their honeymoon suite when the government walks in.

Millie and the town gossip are rivals for the honor of riding the town float.

Goober sets out to win an oil company contest to vacation in Hawaii.

Millie's new job is in a bookie joint.

Mike volunteers to take care of Howard's talking mynah bird, and then loses it.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Alice's old beau comes to vistit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true.

Bill inadvertently misses a fifth-anniversary party.

Danny thinks his birthday has been forgotten.

The Stones' friends think Donna and Alex are splitting.

Chip complains about Polly's lack of sales resistance because they have an apartment full of useless things. But she is trapped by a salesman into giving a dinner party for eight people in exchange for a free set of cookware.

Birthdays bring chaos to the Douglas family. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

Lucy takes up knitting to make a birthday present for her boyfriend.

Lucy gets a job in a TV commercial by telling the chosen actress that another girl's been hired; at the studio, Lucy rehearses tasting spoonfuls of the product, "Vitameatavegamin," but the contents of the product contain far too much alcohol.

Lucy thinks Ricky could use some added publicity in the society columns, so she poses as visiting royalty. She disguises herself as the Maharincess of Franistan who has traveled halfway around the world to see her singing idol, Ricky Ricardo.

Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one.

Murray wants to tell Mary his most intimate secret: He's in love with her.

Richie and Fonzie help Mork by showing him the true meaning of human relationships.

When Lenny and Squiggy disappear, the girls trace them to a circus.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Granny thinks Shorty has turned into a seal because he ignored her warnings about the swimming pool.

Granny is finally convinced that Elly's boyfriend is a human being -- not half frog.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

A highly respected abstract artist specializing in nudes asks Gloria to pose for him.

Mike and Lionel participate in a student protest, but it's Archie who winds up in jail.

The women try new things after reading inspirational coffee sleeves; Joy helps Victoria make lifestyle videos; Melanie tries to install shelves without help; Elka stirs up romance.

Elka throws a party to sway the vote of a rival politician; Melanie tries to find out if a cute neighbor saw her naked; Victoria has no idea what her new TV show is about.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

Diane tries to keep Sam from going on a ski weekend with the guys.

When an old friend dies, Coach decides to hold a memorial service for him in the bar, inviting all of their old friends, but then Coach discovers that the deceased once made a pass at his late wife.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Felix brings home an abandoned baby, much to Oscar's dismay.

Bob advises a patient to write a play based on his own experiences, but the resulting play features characters bearing startling resemblances to the rest of the patients.

A leader at KAOS becomes suspicious of Agent Maxwell Smart's intentions.

In order to save money, the Kramdens and the Nortons move in together.

Bilko finds uranium beneath Hall's living room.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.

The Chatsworths are suddenly penniless.

Connie's new friend at Mrs. Nestor's elementary school makes it easier for Connie to leave her old friends.

Bobbie Jo attempts a seemingly impossible feat to be accepted into Hooterville High's only sorority.

Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

In Hollywood, Cissy falls for a western star.

Gina opposes her beau for class president.

A young family friend falls for Mary.

Polly and Chip (Ronne Troup, Stanley Livingston) care for everyone else's children over a long weekend.

Barbara's (Beverly Garland) bubbly personality becomes embarrassing for Steve (Fred MacMurray).

Lucy falls for the doctor (Lloyd Bridges) treating her broken leg.

The FBI wants Lucy to pose as a gangster's girl.

Ricky misleads Lucy into thinking he knows all the answers to a radio quiz show; she gets them booked onto the next broadcast. When Ricky reveals the truth, Lucy tries to sneak a peek at the questions in advance but things backfire on her scheme.

After taking so long to get dressed that they miss a dinner with his new boss, Ricky puts Lucy on a strict schedule. On a follow-up dinner with Ricky's boss and his wife, the women give the men a taste of what it's like to be on a schedule.

The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

An impatient Ted drives everyone crazy as he waits to find out if he has been chosen as a game show host.

Fonzie matches blades with a French fencing champion who had insulted America and Joanie.

Laverne gets thrown into jail after she is accused of shoplifting at an exclusive store.

A maligned politician meets a reporter; Isaac and a girl clash over a passenger; a boyfriend jeopardizes a beauty contestant's chances.

The crew is ordered to help Stubing's nephew; an embezzler unwittingly falls for a police officer; unmarried sisters clash over a man.

The Clampetts man the battlements in preparation for an invasion of grunion.

The Clampetts, encouraged by Mr. Drysdale, guard Malibu Beach from the grunion.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Following a robbery, a crook breaks into the Bunker home to avoid capture by the police.

The Stivics and the Bunkers recall Mike's introduction to his future father-in-law.

Joy and Bob take Victoria for a ride-along to prepare for her detective role; Elka and Melanie battle Agnes and Mona in a game competition at Stormi's.

Melanie and Jack want to add spice to their relationship; Victoria becomes a vodka spokesperson; Joy's new hairstyle backfires; Elka and Mayor Deacon have an affair.

While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

Norm thinks he must have an affair with an attractive client to prove his manhood.

Sam believes that Diane is still madly in love with him; Cliff catches a co-worker stealing.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Oscar wins a playful $1,000 bet with an 11-year-old neighbor in an arm-wrestling match, and the child pays with cash.

Mr. Carlin involves Emily in his scheme to impress his former schoolmates, especially a girl who never gave him the time of day.

A KAOS kingpin sends an invisible agent to kidnap a scientist from Max's apartment.

Ralph has to lose weight or he will lose his job.

Hall sends a tough sergeant to take care of Bilko's easygoing platoon.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Maynard tries to save a chimp from going to a lab.

Connie's picnic with friends takes an odd turn.

A doctor establishes offices at Shady Rest, much to the chagrin of Kate and the two soon have a confrontation.

Ann accompanies Don on an interview with an opera star and gets more involved than she'd anticipated.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

Greg gets his driver's license and his first vehicle with the help of his fast-talking buddy. But the car turns out to be beat-up and there is no restoring it.

Jody woos a girl to get a stamp for his collection.

Danny is caught in a crossfire of practical jokes.

Donna tries to impress a woman with her good taste.

Katie gets a job as a coffeehouse singer.

Polly (Ronne Troup) believes Chip (Stanley Livingston) is losing interest in her.

Lucy breaks her leg and shares a hospital room with Eva Gabor.

Lucy creates havoc when she suddenly gains incredible strength.

Ricky is horrified to notice his hair-line is receding; Lucy tries a number of unorthodox treatments in order to convince Ricky that the products and treatments aren't worth the worry about his hair.

Ricky's boss won't give him a raise, so he quits. Lucy and the Mertzes decide that to convince the boss to hire Ricky back, they should pretend to be different patrons of the club who, once they discover Ricky isn't there anymore, would leave.

Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.

Mary's Aunt Flo (Eileen Heckart), a well-known newspaper journalist, visits Mary and the newsroom staff.

Chachi is conned into peddling a miracle wax that turns out to be phony.

The Pizza Bowl gang, the Fonz and Richie reminisce about the crazy times they've shared with the girls.

The crew searches for an undercover inspector; a plain girl meets a shy man; a middle-aged man and a young girl cherish time together.

Couples test their marriages; an elderly man finances the cruise by cheating at cards; a woman's suitor needs to use a lovers' manual.

Granny and Elly join the women's rights movement, leaving all the chores to Jed and Jethro.

Jed and Jethro enjoy living like Asian potentates, waited on by three Japanese girls.

Vint is sure he has a shot at stardom after winning a talent contest.

Mama's paralyzing back problems flare up just when guests start arriving for Naomi's dinner party.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

A local election sparks dissent in the Bunker household when conservative Archie is pitted against liberal Mike.

Edith's honesty infuriates Archie when he learns that she left a note on an unoccupied car that she dented.

Joy helps Melanie convince Jenna to attend medical school; Victoria obsesses about a nude scene; Elka takes Lance, the "Councilman for the Day," under her wing.

When Melanie feels smothered by Jack, she gets Frankie's help; Victoria's father visits with an announcement; Elka fights off Alex's advances.

While serving jury duty, Rob finds himself siding with the female defendant.

Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.

Sam hires an eccentric artist (Christopher Lloyd) to paint a portrait of Diane.

Diane defends her relationship with Sam while having her portrait painted by an artist (Christopher Lloyd).

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Fired Oscar goes to work for a men's magazine.

A radio celebrity comes to Bob because of his stuttering problem. On radio, he practiced several unseen rhythmic devices to mask his problem, but a new television opportunity threatens to expose his problem with disastrous results.

Max calls a maximum alert when American Indians threaten war unless they get their country back.

Ralph has to lose weight, or he will lose his job.

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Mr. Tudball takes his secretary, Mrs. Wiggins, out for lunch; Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar.

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

After a fortune teller predicts trouble for Miss Brooks involving rabbits, Mrs. Nestor wants all of the long-eared creatures out of her school and instructs the faculty to collect them to be carried to a pet shop.

Kate's daughters beg her to invite a rock 'n' roll star to perform at a benefit show.

Ann tries to convince her family that city life is safe.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Greg and Marcia date each other's school rivals to get back at each other. The younger Brady siblings build a dunking tank for the upcoming school carnival.

Cissy brings home a soldier's pregnant wife.

Linda tells her parents about her new friend -- a nine-foot giant.

Jeff's stray cat is found to be a valuable Manx.

Reluctant students take cello lessons from Uncle Charley (William Demarest).

Plans go awry when the triplets are chosen to appear in a TV commercial. With Tina Cole, Don Grady and Fred MacMurray.

Harry tends to Lucy when she is released from the hospital.

George Burns asks Lucy to become his partner in his nightclub act.

Ricky and Fred think doing housework is much easier than earning money but Lucy and Ethel feel the opposite; so the boys try doing the housework while the girls attempt to hold down a job on a conveyer belt at a candy factory.

Ricky won't let Lucy go with him on the road, so she auditions for him with her saxophone; Lucy tries to make Ricky jealous, but Ricky gets even by planting men in their closet, so he can act out his jealousy in front of a bewildered Lucy.

Rob recalls the time he and his best friend tried to buy the same house.

The newsroom is shocked at the bizarre death of Chuckles the Clown during a circus parade.

Troubles with his studies and an insulting professor prompt Potsie to quit school.

The girls are mistaken for prostitutes and picked up by police.

Parents want to end their son's relationship with a girl; a couple learns a lesson in true love; Doc's nurse is a lovely ex-showgirl.

A man must wed to inherit $3 million; a widow poses as an adventuress; a male chauvinist angers his fiancée; a reporter seeks scandal.

Granny and Elly, assured of their equal rights, return to the Clampett mansion.

Elly gets a job at Mr. Drysdale's bank and shares an apartment with Jane.

The family decides to teach Mama to drive.

Mama takes a self-defense class after being mugged.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Archie jumps at a $35,000 offer to sell his house to a black buyer.

Stress over upcoming exams leaves Mike impotent. Archie offers advice, only making Mike's stress levels rise.

Joy's younger sister visits; Melanie helps Victoria write a children's book; Elka and Mamie Sue welcome British royalty.

When Bob helps Joy's grandson deal with a bully, Joy views him in a new light; Melanie is inspired to reconnect with a woman from her past; Victoria tries to keep pace with her younger boyfriend.

Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking.

Rob's brother (Jerry Van Dyke) auditions for the show while awake.

Sam resumes his excessive drinking habits, and Diane has a new lover.

Diane tells Sam the truth about her relationship with Frasier Crane.

A new cab driver, who is an aging pro football player, inspires Tony and convinces him to get his boxing license reinstated.

Felix tries to reform after his finicky attitude toward food ruins an otherwise pleasant dinner with his former wife.

Bob's friends close ranks to protect Emily Hartley when a handsome old flame pays her a very warm visit.

When a secret weapon is stolen from CONTROL headquarters, Smart and 99 suspect KAOS has infiltrated.

Feeling left out, Alice and Trixie try to spend more time with their inseparable husbands.

Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Dobie and Maynard are caught in a Latin American revolt.

Connie hates that her former landlady Mrs. Davis lives alone, so she schemes to get her to move in with her and Angela.

Uncle Joe becomes a fight promoter when he meets a young plumber with the size and strength of a gorilla.

Ann tries to attract a producer's attention.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Peter's wallflower status at a friend's party convinces him he needs a new image.

Bill refuses to fight Jody's classmate's (Clint Howard) father.

Collegian Terry returns with a chic new image.

Alex and Donna visit a misrepresented resort.

Charley fumes when Katy puts the triplets in school.

Dodie (Dawn Lyn) ignores a first-grader who has a crush on her.

Harry turns Lucy's living room into an office while she recovers.

Lucy pretends to be a sailor to track down and get Mr Mooney's signature on some important papers but finds herself stuck aboard a submarine with him.

Lucy thinks Ricky is considering having an affair.

Inspired by a magic trick she saw, Lucy handcuffs herself to Ricky.

Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living.

Mary and Sue Ann volunteer to be big sisters to two delinquent girls.

Fonzie strikes a bargain with the devil's nephew to go without a kiss for 24 hours to save Chachi's soul.

To earn money, Laverne and Shirley volunteer to be subjects for scientific experiments.

A former client threatens an ex-prostitute's new love; Stubing tries fitness to attract a woman; two grieving people find each other.

Gopher's new love gets him fired; a married man traveling with his mistress sees neighbors; an executive is ordered to charm a widow.

Jethro leaves home when he learns his ugly childhood sweetheart is coming for a visit.

Dick Bremerkamp, a penniless actor, learns the Clampetts are millionaires and courts Elly.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told that he must lay off one of his men, he learns the insurance on his home has been canceled.

A news reporter conducting a man-on-the-street interview talks with Archie.

Joy competes for Bob's affection; Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair takes an unexpected turn; Victoria hires a bodyguard.

A damage control team to cover up the mayor's death; Elka meets a mistress of the mayor's; Victoria confronts a woman who gave her show bad reviews.

Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women.

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Coach falls in love and proposes to a woman he has never seen before.

Coach's engagement to Irene becomes complicated after she wins a $2 million lottery.

Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party.

Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is.

On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting.

The Chief doubts Smart's sanity when Smart claims a cowboy died in his apartment.

Ralph and Alice have a hard time moving out of their apartment.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.

Sleepwalking Maynard is accused of jewel theft.

A set of ridiculous new rules and duties posted by Mr. Conklin has the faculty in a tizzy, so Miss Brooks calls an emergency meeting during lunch at her house.

ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a ball through the Ochmoneks' window. With Max Wright and Ann Schedeen.

ALF believes that he scared Willie's (Max Wright) uncle to death. With Ann Schedeen.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Peter trades his guitar for half of a treasure map.

The boys' ballet-company employers are actually spies.

Our host, Marsha Panuce, introduces young viewers to many different and varied animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics.

Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities.

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

After accidentally knocking herself out, Mary Ann revives thinking she is Ginger.

Gilligan discovers an ancient stone tablet in a prehistoric cave.

An island girl declares she is Gilligan's slave forever after he saves her from drowning.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

Gomer is arrested when he tries to return money to the phone company.

Duke Slater wins an amateur talent contest at Carter's expense.

Gomer wins a weekend trip for two to Las Vegas, and Carter strikes it rich at the crap tables.

Opie Taylor from Mayberry runs away from home to join Gomer in the Marines.

A fortune hunter (Mike Minor) pretends to be a descendant of Davy Crockett.

Jane learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who wants to marry Elly and her millions.

A rural family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for $25 million and a 35-room mansion, after they strike oil on their land.

Jed and his family are mistaken for a staff of crazy servants when they move into their new mansion.

New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered "Mr. 1987" and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.

A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.

Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai).

Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married.

Sam breaks one of his cardinal rules when he dates the wife of a jealous man.

After sharing a pleasant dinner with Frasier's famous psychologist mother, Diane is stunned by the woman's murder threat.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 need to rescue the chief from KAOS.

Smart and 99 learn of a plot to damage U.S. relations with Latin America.

Sledge and Dori tackle a ghoulish case involving a supposedly dead horror-film star seen around town in a vampire costume.

Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman.

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.

Actor Bobby Van tries to guess the secret word: paper.

Harriet thinks a pretty girl sold a cleaner to Ozzie.

Ozzie's story brings a lot of business to the local fish market.

Donna and Alex both try to lose weight.

Donna writes a letter to the editor about parenting.

No one tells Jeff his impersonations are awful.

Mary plans to enliven her party with a rock pianist.

Don refuses to shave his new beard.

Ann's attempts to help a drunken actor are misinterpreted when he comes to his senses.

A rich, elderly man pursues Ann.

Ann must slap Barry Sullivan onstage.

Brenda's boyfriend fixes Rhoda up with a loud, egotistical showbiz-type man.

While at a marriage counselor's office, Joe makes a startling disclosure.

Problems develop when Rhoda adds a few unwanted pounds just as Brenda becomes slim for the first time in her life.

Rhoda plans a wild act to demonstrate to Joe that she is not a dull person.

A luncheon Mary hosts for Ted and Georgette evolves into a spontaneous wedding.

After 30 years, Lou's old flame comes back into his life.

Mary is in love, but finds it hard getting used to her boyfriend publicly expressing his emotions.

Ted surprises everyone with gifts from his tax refund, then learns that the IRS is going to audit him.

Laverne and Shirley are laid off at the brewery and are forced to get jobs as dime-a-dance girls.

Everything goes wrong when Laverne and Shirley are asked out by "dreamboats.".

Shirley has not seen her father in a long time so he sets up a date with her, but never shows up.

Shirley wins a contest that entitles her to a honeymoon weekend at a classy hotel.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Vacationing Lucy McGillicuddy meets Ricky Ricardo in Havana; Fred and Ethel Mertz are honeymooners.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

Lucy's kids convince Lawrence Welk to dine with Lucy and Vivian.

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Luther and Dolores are on their way to Las Vegas, but get lost; in "Love and the Phonies," Boyd and Daphne return from a formal party.

An oil contract hinges on Allen's hospitality, as dictated by the courtesies of the north.

Two Romeos try to pick up a girl in an airport; Bill is pressured into asking Florine out for a date.

A ventriloquist takes his dummy along on his honeymoon; Babs goes to extremes to get her husband's attention.

Martha opens a boutique against Emmett's advice.

Howard tries to get his friends to take sensitivity training.

Goober opens a new gas station and Howard finds a dinosaur skeleton under it.

Cousin Alice arrives to keep house for Sam and Mike.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

Bill asks a comedian (Joyce Van Patten) for a date.

Danny argues a traffic case in court.

Donna meets an old friend she can't remember.

Katie's (Tina Cole) depressed when Robbie's (Don Grady) away.

The family helps Dodie with a school peanut-sale.

Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback.

Lucy accumulates cans of beans hoping to make a profit from them.

Lucy induces members of her women's club to stage an operetta.

Bored with married life, Lucy and Ethel decide to get away from their husbands.

Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout.

Amorous Sue Ann lures Lou to her apartment.

Fonzie gets unexpected help when an old enemy returns to make trouble.

Laverne and Shirley come to the rescue when Lenny and Squiggy get stood up.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

The Clampett family miss being back at their old home in the mountains; Pearl tries to win over the oil man at the cabin as he takes her to a nearby phone.

When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she is a drunk.

Buzz discovers why Mama dislikes celebrating her birthday.

Mama's long-lost brother-in-law arrives and charms everyone except her.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.