An attractive WAC is assigned to Fort Baxter to keep the men's minds off gambling.

Guest: Tim Conway.

Dobie digs in Egypt with an attractive professor.

Miss Brooks tries to help an 11-year-old Mexican boy who says he's run away from his cruel uncle. The child's way with flattery allows him to wrap everyone around his finger, including Mr. Conklin, who turns into a blubbering softie.

A cockroach from outer space invades the Tanner home. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during flight, ALF flies the plane.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

The police ask Micky to pose as a mobster.

Davy, Peter, Micky and Mike are evicted from their apartment.

Visiting the Lowry Park Zoo to explore chimpanzees; the different species, their habits and care.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Bobby becomes a frantic competitor when he discovers he is the only Brady without a trophy.

The Bradys organize a protest against plans to build a courthouse on the park site near their home.

Alice's old beau comes to vistit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

The Skipper discovers he is allergic to Gilligan and soon the others find that they are too.

A small boat with one man aboard lands on the island to rescue the castaways.

The Professor diagnoses the Skipper as suffering from a vitamin deficiency.

The Howells discover that they are not legally married after learning that the minister who married them is a fraud. As the Skipper prepares to marry them in the lagoon, a fight causes them to call off the wedding.

Gomer tries to prevent Sgt. Carter and his old wartime buddy from becoming enemies.

Sgt. Carter double-dates with Gomer.

Gomer is sent on an errand downtown and accidentally makes a round-trip flight to Rome.

Gomer attempts to capture a gang of thieves that has been robbing a Marine warehouse.

The Clampetts acquire a hippopotamus when an advertising scheme by Mr. Drysdale backfires.

Granny's attempt to dispense her free tonic at the bank results in another run-in with Dr. Clyburn.

Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs revisit the Clampetts.

Mr. Drysdale's 11-year-old nephew swindles the Clampetts out of all their valuable art objects.

Christine's father decides to resume dating, but he ends up in court charged with solicitation of a prostitute.

Mac (Charles Robinson) is crushed when his grandfather disapproves of his Vietnamese bride, Quon Le (Denice Kumagai).

Dan's(John Larroquette) former college buddy (guest star Jim Bailey) has had a sex-change operation.

Dan (John Larroquette) is fired when he fails to get along with his diminutive new boss (Daniel Frishman). Guest: Robert Englund.

Sam is bitten by the baby bug while spending time with Frasier and Lilith's son.

Sam's passion for making a baby with Rebecca is dampened by thoughts of parental responsibility.

While the boys are on a road trip to discover their manhood, Rebecca and Lilith ogle the relief bartender.

A retiring psychic (Georgia Brown) convinces Carla she is clairvoyant and should take over her business.

Howard insists on joining Bob and Emily's anniversary dinner at a fashionable Chicago restaurant in order to enlist their aid in popping the question to Ellen. But he chokes up in the clutch, and Bob is forced to do the proposing for him.

When an unseen member, a Mr. Gianelli, threatens to turn the group's annual surprise party into a disaster, Bob kicks him out of the group, and his decision meets with instant approval until Mr. Gianelli dies under a ton of zucchini.

Emily accuses Bob of being stuck in a middle-aged rut and challenges him to switch family responsibilities.

Bob and Emily invite Carol to share her "heavy" experiences with the overweight workshop.

Their efforts to get ashore put both Max and the chief in the brig.

The Smarts' honeymoon is delayed by a KAOS plot to sabotage the American fleet.

Sledge (David Rasche) loses his cool when a gang of hoods steal his prized Magnum. Bill Dana and Allan Miller guest star.

Dori sets out to expose a suave thief who convinces Sledge that he is his long-lost brother.

Pioneer aviatrix Ruth Elder competes to win fabulous prizes.

A 91-year-old grandfather competes to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie and Thorny don't show much enthusiasm for a basketball game between their families.

Ozzie grapples with worries.

Alex and Donna think Mary is out after curfew.

An invitation to a bachelor party delights Alex.

Donna insists Jeff play the trumpet.

Donna sells pickles to make up a charity deficit.

Ann's newlywed cousin, a confirmed moocher, moves in with Ann for his honeymoon.

Ann has a bowling ball stuck to her foot the same night she is to accept a Tony Award for her friend.

Ann asks Don to write some material for her part in an important play.

Ann appears on a dating game show and fails to pick Don as her escort.

After Rhoda and Joe are robbed, Rhoda blames it on Carlton's inefficiency and he is fired.

All of Rhoda's insecurities surface when she meets Joe's beautiful ex-wife (Joan Van Ark).

Ida is tempted to have an affair when she finds herself attracted to her doctor.

Rhoda and Joe have a difficult time celebrating their first anniversary pleasantly because of their tempers.

Mary's research for a news special involves spending every night for a week in a singles bar.

Mary faces a jail term when she refuses to reveal her source for a story about graft in high places.

Mary's romance with a very handsome man progresses nicely, until everyone convinces her she likes him for his looks only.

Ted takes advantage of Lou's new image as the office "pussycat.".

The girls search for an earring Laverne lost while on a date with a phony producer.

Laverne has doubts about moving in with her beau after Lenny's surprise visit.

Shirley tries to convince Carmine to be the groom when she is offered a free wedding reception.

Squiggy is jealous of Lenny's relationship with an attractive woman.

Naomi feels neglected when Vint decides to join an elite men's club.

Mama suspects Naomi of trying to cash in on Vint's life insurance policy.

Mama helps Aunt Effie recover from a concussion.

Bubba learns he has to attend night school to graduate high school; when it is revealed that Mama doesn't have her high school diploma, she joins him, but she is soon faced with the same problem she was some 40 years ago.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

Twins (Diana Canova in a dual role) pretend to be one person; Julie's old flame (David Hedison) returns; an old couple may be jinxed.

A couple tries to get a deal on a custom bed.

John gets a distress call from Paul, his ex-wife's new husband; in "Love and the Joker," Bill's practical jokes threaten his romance.

Ralph and Betty are about to be married. "Love and the Rug" Jerry confesses to his bride-to-be that he is bald.

A gangster is very protective of his daughter and whom she dates.

The Mayberry church committee goes to Siler City in search of a bell for their steeple.

The town turns out for a welcoming of their sister city from Mexico.

Andy returns to Mayberry with his wife Helen and their new baby.

Sam, Millie, Howard and Emmett help an old friend to keep his business open.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

An ex-convict ask Bill for help finding a job.

A woman columnist deflates Danny's ego.

New parents fret over the health of their baby.

Ernie's (Barry Livingston) Latin American pen pal astonishes him by showing up in person at the Douglas home.

Ernie (Barry Livingston), convinced he has ESP, predicts disaster if Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) keep a doctor's appointment.

Harry makes Lucy work the weekend while he takes the kids to Mexico.

Lucy and the Countess are invited to an annual wine-tasting contest.

Lucy and Ricky are trapped by an Alpine avalanche.

Lucy feels guilty when she realizes the next day is Little Ricky's birthday and wants to call him.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

When Rhoda introduces her boyfriend to Mary, he becomes interested in her.

Potsie panics when he faces the fraternity initiation for being pinned to a sorority girl.

Shirley is infuriated when she sees Rhonda wearing a fur coat.

Isaac helps a widow's son (Emmanuel Lewis); a blind woman thinks she's found a man she loved; a federal agent uses a girl's friendship.

A dying woman meets a man trying to get into heaven; Gopher's old flame seeks a marriage proposal; a woman harasses a soap-opera star.

Mrs. Drysdale's attempt to grow prize-winning dahlias renews her feud with Granny.

The Clampetts learn that they have inherited a castle and prepare for a journey to England.

The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows.

Iola and Mama set out to prove that Vint isn't Raytown's serial burglar.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

When a crowded subway is invaded by an obnoxious drunk, Mike violates one of his strongest principles.

The Bunker home is ravaged by fire -- then by Archie -- in an effort to collect more insurance money.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, but they discover that Elka has a long history with the club's president.

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush; Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper; Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid; Elka's fed up with her writing partner.

Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.

The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

Norm cannot be moved when he injures his back while painting Frasier and Lilith's apartment.

Cliff prepares for the worst when he introduces his mother to Margaret; Rebecca's fertility plan leaves Sam cold.

Bobby agrees to be Tony's agent; he is shocked when Tony gets hired at his first audition.

Oscar's dentist invents a superglue, offering him a piece of the action for front money.

A blind-date-initiated, 12-hour romance culminates in Carol Kester's civil marriage to a handsome travel agent (Will Mackenzie).

Max and 99 have a misunderstanding over a beautiful scientist.

Hoping to win cash and prizes, Ralph and Ed enter as many box-top contests as they can.

Bilko vacations in the same place as the colonel.

Guests: Rock Hudson and Nancy Walker.

Maynard claims a squirrel gave him money.

To focus Mr. Boynton's attention back on herself, Miss Brooks has Walter bury some old bones in her backyard to get him interested in hunting for her fossils.

The Hooterville fire department finds themselves embarrassed when they need to call in help to put out a fire in the Cannonball.

Pollution protestor Ann pickets Don's building.

D.J. the baby sitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

When the Bradys' dog disappears, the family gets together to post a reward to anyone who finds him.

Cissy's friend (Darlene Carr) has a huge crush on Bill.

Danny's feelings are hurt when Rusty's Scout troop asks Jack Benny to perform at a benefit.

To meet a boy, Mary bribes Jeff to attend a party.

Steve and his business partner face a problem when their children develop an immediate dislike for each other.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) attempts to remake his image when Margaret Crookshank refuses to give him a second look.

Kim must raffle off a sports car she won in order to pay the tax.

The Countess enlists Lucy's aid in getting financial backing for a charm school.

Lucy is "discovered" by an Italian film director while traveling to Rome.

Lucy can't cross the French-Italian border because she lost her passport.

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

Mary comes to regret her decision to hire Phyllis as her newsroom assistant.

Howard is finally persuaded to allow Joanie to go on a date; Joanie gets her first kiss.

Carmine auditions to play a boxer in a movie after Rhonda convinces her she is right for the part.

Vicki learns of her father's alcoholism; a widow searches for her college beau; a woman aids her supposedly amnesiac former fiance.

April Lopez boards ship; rich brothers bet they will not fall in love; a reporter (Ralph Bellamy) pursues a woman to get a major story.

The Clampetts arrive in London, where Granny encounters difficulty.

The Clampetts arrive at their inherited English castle, and Jethro insists on acting like a medieval knight.

Even though Naomi and Vint separate, they must continue to live with Mama.

Mama has a new outlook on life when she's almost hit by lightning.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

A game of Scrabble causes a huge fight between Gloria and Mike, forcing Mike to spend the night with Archie.

The newspaper accuses Archie's "Kings of Queens" club of being bigoted, which causes them to fear protests and the loss of their tax exempt status.

The ladies celebrate their annual birth dates; Elka thinks her date might be Santa Claus; Victoria reunites with Captain Lebeau; Melanie's date has a high-pitched voice; Joy becomes a man's first date since he left priesthood.

Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George (Kevin Nealon); Victoria undertakes celebrity shoe designing and puts Melanie and Joy in her runway show.

Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living.

Rob recalls the time he and his best friend tried to buy the same house.

Carla's offspring are guinea pigs for Rebecca and Sam; Cliff attempts to videotape Woody and Kelly.

Carla fears that Boston Celtics forward Kevin McHale is turning into one of the bar bunch; Lilith gets a new hairdo.

The cabbies take to the mountains and find themselves stranded in a cabin with no electricity or food.

Oscar goes on a neatness kick to win the favor of his new girlfriend.

Bob and Emily suffer international complications when they host a French psychologist in their home as part of a medical exchange program.

Max and 99 are assigned to find a KAOS communications system.

Ralph wins a box-top contest by claiming to have lost 80 pounds.

Bilko holds a poker game in a dummy space chamber.

Harvey and Carol encounter a wishing well; in another installment of "The Family", Eunice and Ed suffer through Mama's recuperation after an accident.

Dobie and Chatworth vie for one girl on a date.

To keep Mr. Conklin's arch enemy, Hamilton High principal Jasper Flint, from stealing Madison's football hero Stretch Snodgrass, Miss Brooks and Conklin masquerade as Stretch's none-too-bright parents and refuse to let him change schools.

As Hooterville's bounty hunter, Uncle Joe may finally get the chance to capture someone because two escaped convicts are in the area.

Ann persuades Don to go to a women's lib meeting.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

The Brady home is in chaos when Carol leaves to care for an ailing aunt and Alice sprains her ankle.

Cissy gets her own apartment and new problems.

Rusty asks his father for help in his campaign for the class presidency.

Jeff is full of praise for the Stones' new neighbor.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) is cast in the role of marriage counselor by a young couple who turn to him for help.

Ernie's writing ability lands him in the dreaded special English class with a strict but efficient teacher.

Uncle Harry moves in with Lucy and refuses to help out with chores.

Lucy and the Countess visit a health farm to help out Mr. Mooney.

Lucy's windfall at a casino starts trouble between the Mertzes and Ricardos.

The Ricardos and Mertzes must return to the United States by plane instead of ship.

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

Mary decides to be absolutely honest when she learns that her income tax return is about to be audited.

Marion transforms herself into a veiled beauty when she fears she might lose Howard to a younger woman.

The girls avenge their treatment at the hands of a nasty singing star by selling gossip.

The beau of Doc's ex-wife observes Doc's methods; a new divorcee confides in Judy; a girl learns of her uncle's (Patrick Macnee) past.

Gopher and Isaac are suspicious of Judy's beau; a consumer advocate threatens to cause a scandal; a wife decides to have an affair.

The Clampetts have to pay $10 million tax on their castle in England.

Jethro continues to masquerade as Robin Hood of Griffith Park and draws the allegiance of a band of hippies.

Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day.

Mama develops a crush on her night-school teacher (Joseph Campanella).

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Archie and Barney's friendship becomes strained when Archie retaliates after being continually harassed by Barney's unleashed dog. When he accidentally runs the dog over and breaks its leg, he makes matters a lot worse.

Archie is obsessed with possibility of Edith inheriting her cousin's money and silverware, Edith has to convince him why she won't be taking any of it after she has a revealing conversation with Liz's longtime roommate, Veronica.

Joy accepts her dying boyfriend's (Kevin Nealon) marriage proposal; billionaire Artie Firestone (Jon Lovitz) wants Melanie and Victoria to give him a makeover; Elka's twin sister (Joan Rivers) returns for a visit.

The girls have to get their L.A. friend (Kristin Chenoweth) back together with her dermatologist boyfriend (Jonathan Silverman) or face the prospect of never getting an appointment with him again.

Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout.

Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura mistakenly dye their hands black.

Sam dispatches Carla to get revenge on John Allen Hill; on horseback, Cliff suffers from pony distress.

Henri (Anthony Cistaro) upsets Woody's apple cart by proposing to Kelly (Jackie Swanson); Frasier turns to the Orient for pain relief.

The cabbies develop a strong liking for Latka's chocolate chip cookies made from his grandmother's secret recipe.

Oscar tries to cure Felix's fear of flying so he can accept a major photographic assignment.

Bob is depressed by his seeming lack of success as a psychologist. He seeks help from his old college professor (Keenan Wynn), who manages to heighten his despair by informing him that psychology is all nonsense.

Agent 99 is surprised to suddenly discover that she is working for KAOS.

Ralph loses lodge money.

Bilko uses his gambling expertise on the Wacs.

Guests: Wayne Rogers and Buddy Ebsen.

Dobie goes all out to win a beautiful girl.

Mr. Boynton's jealous of the glances Connie gives to the handsome new coach.

Homer Bedloe uses an unusual case as a means of shutting down the Cannonball, when a bird makes a nest in the smoke stack, halting service.

Ann wins a job in a commercial that involves her being abducted by two hoods.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Marcia feels as though her world has been destroyed when she gets braces on her teeth.

Jody is accused of breaking a cafeteria window.

Sparks fly when Danny and Kathy argue over who proposed to whom. Guest: William Demarest.

Donna vows to read "War and Peace" in two days.

Widower Steve meets a remarkable woman in a high-school corridor, and the two are quickly attracted to each other.

Steve's (Fred MacMurray) romance with Barbara (Beverly Garland) flowers; Robbie (Don Grady) gets a job in his father's firm.

Lucy and Kim discover a magic lamp at a garage sale.

Aristocrats visit the penniless Countess.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

A speaking engagement turns into a humiliating experience for Ted.

Fonzie spends a lonely vigil praying for Richie to pull through after a motorcycle accident.

Laverne's date shoves her into the aquarium at a seafood restaurant.

A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards.

A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards.

When Jethro gets his draft notice, he buys himself a surplus Army tank and a general's uniform and begins his own training.

Jethro's military career comes to a halt when psychiatrists won't believe his family is real.

The Harpers baby-sit for the minister's grandson.

Mama and Naomi team up for tag-team wrestling.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Archie's got more to lose than his collateral when he secretly puts everything on the line to buy Kelsey's bar.

Archie's got more to lose than his collateral when he secretly puts everything on the line to buy Kelsey's bar.

Behind the scenes of "Hot in Cleveland" featuring never-before-seen footage of the cast and crew, in-depth interviews as well as favorite show moments and bloopers from the third season.

The ladies bid on an abandoned storage unit and unearth an item which requires Artie Firestone's expertise; Joy learns how to use a CB radio.

Rob helps his boss, Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the comic.

Rob stays awake for 100 hours just before his job interview with Alan Brady.

Rebecca urges Sam to see a fertility specialist; Frasier faces his own mortality.

Sam and Rebecca ponder what having a baby will be like; Norm and Cliff get cabin fever.

The boss' wife invites Louie over for an affair so she can get back at her husband; though excited, Louie fears the worst as he remembers that her last fling, a cabbie, had mysteriously disappeared.

Felix's brother, Floyd, persuades Felix that his place is not in hectic Manhattan but back home in Floyd's factory.

Bob accepts a seemingly innocent invitation to appear as the guest on a TV discussion program. He winds up in the jaws of a dilemma when the show host turns out to have the disposition of a shark.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 search for hidden gems in Mexico.

Ralph needs a win at the racetrack to get back the Raccoon Lodge's money.

While Hall is away, the officers club is turned into a casino.

Tonight's guest star is Cher; sketches include Harvey and Tim as dueling pianists, spoofs of commercials, and a love triangle between Harvey, Cher, and Carol as the mousy other woman.

Maynard's charity to a Mexican boy causes trouble.

Mr. Conklin takes drastic measures to win an art award.

Sam Drucker's customers at the general store are deserting him to shop at a new supermarket in nearby Pixley.

Just as Ann arrives in New York and learns of her first acting assignment, her mother has bad news.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

The Bradys are surprised when Peter explains that he saved a girl's life.

Cissy and Gregg decide to get engaged.

Danny learns the rigors of parenthood when Terry starts dating.

Jeff claims he hates his new teacher (Marion Ross).

The whole Douglas clan conspires to encourage Steve's (Fred MacMurray) romance with Barbara (Beverly Garland).

Steve (Fred MacMurray) pops the question to Barbara (Beverly Garland) under circumstances far from ideal.

Unemployed Lucy and Carol (Carol Burnett) put on a show to earn money.

Lucy and Viv persuade Arthur Godfrey to star in a community play.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.

A young cameraman at the studio mistakes Mary's friendly invitation as a romantic advance.

Fonzie's dog Spunky ends up on Dr. Joyce Brothers' couch for psychological therapy.

Lenny and Squiggy tell people at their class reunion that the girls are Hollywood stars.

A woman (Rue McClanahan) presents her husband with a bill; a teenager discovers a family secret; the captain hires a sports director.

Doc learns of a fraternity brother's homosexuality; decorators vie for an assignment; a promoter's (Claude Akins) singer falls in love.

A rival banker arranges a date for Elly with a handsome model, so Drysdale counters by furnishing "Mr. Universe" as an escort.

Two confused salesmen attempt to sell Jed a cemetery plot for a much-alive Granny.

Iola discovers her handmade gifts to family members are being sold at the Harpers' garage sale.

Vint's embarrassed at work when Mama brings him his childhood lunch box.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Archie, Mike and Gloria plan a surprise party for Edith's 50th birthday, but an unwelcome visitor has something else in mind.

Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party.

Victoria tries to turn her canceled soap opera into an app and enlists the cast's help to film a new episode.

Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long; tensions rise among the ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.

Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent.

Buddy offers to help Laura get a fur coat for the wholesale price.

Frasier regrets bringing his low self-esteem group to Cheers; Woody's barbering talents leave Sam distressed.

Woody makes a grave impression on Kelly's (Jackie Swanson) grandmother (Celeste Holm) after moonlighting at a cemetery.

The cabbies don costumes and crash what they believe is a celebrity yacht party, hoping to meet some movie stars and celebrities.

When Felix becomes a member of the Civilian Police Reserves, havoc reigns for criminals and innocent bystanders alike.

Bob moves up in the world from the seventh to the 10th floor when he joins the firm of a swinging psychiatrist.

The Smarts learn that KAOS plans to blow up a CONTROL building at a specific time.

Ralph gets asked to do a candy bar commercial, but he must first get rid of a toothache.

Bilko tries to recoup his gambling losses.

Guest Shirley MacLaine joins Carol in sharing some of their fan mail; Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.

Dobie disagrees with candidate Herbert over a bill.

The police investigate a jewel theft.

ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior. With Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF visits "Gilligan's Island" castaways Gilligan (Bob Denver), the Skipper (Alan Hale), the Professor (Russell Johnson) and Mary Ann (Dawn Wells).

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

The quartet takes over an answering service.

The boys all fall for the same woman (Julie Newmar).

Visiting wildlife sanctuaries for a better understanding of rhinos, camels, lemurs and giraffes.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel "Stonewall" Binkley, in a hockey game for charity; D.J. drives on the freeway.

Stephanie insists on having her ears pierced and asks Kimmy to pierce them for her.

Vicky's mother, Liz, helps redecorate the house; Jesse and Joey are fired by the new station manager.

Greg gets his driver's license and his first vehicle with the help of his fast-talking buddy. But the car turns out to be beat-up and there is no restoring it.

Greg and Marcia date each other's school rivals to get back at each other. The younger Brady siblings build a dunking tank for the upcoming school carnival.

Peter's wallflower status at a friend's party convinces him he needs a new image.

When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

A large meteorite lands on the island and threatens all living things.

Gilligan emerges from an unexplored cave with a bat bite on his neck.

A spy identical to Gilligan questions the castaways about their shipwreck.

Gilligan fishes a crate of vegetable seeds out of the lagoon.

Gomer faces a unique problem when he is asked to escort two women to a dance.

Gomer, on MP duty, marches a government investigator off to the brig.

Carter postpones his vacation until all his men pass their PFC test.

Gomer is asked to be a best man and loses the ring the night before the wedding.

The Clampetts entertain a lady blacksmith, the social leader of hillbilly society.

Bent on a military career, Jethro experiments with underwater demolition while training to join the Navy.

When Granny spies a group of movie actors dressed as Union soldiers, she prepares to go to war with them.

Granny recruits her own commandos against the Union when she thinks battle scenes for a Civil War movie are the real thing.

Harry (Harry Anderson) deals with a rock star whose psychiatrist is only interested in the performer's money.

Harry (Harry Anderson) feels helpless when he's forced to rule against victims of circumstance. Guest star: Susan Ruttan.

Harry (Harry Anderson) returns to his job after coping with his inability to help a destitute defendant (Susan Ruttan) and her son.

Florence discovers that Bull's latest girlfriend is a prostitute.

Carla's son Gino (Josh Lozoff) decides to enter the priesthood; Cliff tries out his stand-up comedy act.

A birthday surprise for his son reveals a secret from Frasier's past.

Rebecca regrets hiring Woody's cousin Russell (Harry Connick Jr.) to play piano at the bar; Cliff gets a new uniform.

Rebecca convinces Sam to let her run the bar, then lets the liquor license expire; Woody joins a poolroom poker game.

It's a stag Thanksgiving for Bob when Emily flies off to join a family reunion.

Bob suffers family problems when his mother becomes a houseguest and an elderly patient involves him in a parent-child vendetta.

When she's given an assignment to see what makes a bunch of doctors tick, inquiring news reporter Ellen Hartley gives Bob and his medical cohorts the tell-it-like-it-is treatment. Meanwhile, Carol is on vacation and Gail is filling in for her.

Emily must contend with irate teachers, hamsters and an escaped snake when she becomes vice principal; Carol's fill-in breaks her leg.

The Smarts think that the Chief has gone daft when he risks romancing a beautiful woman.

A mad scientist plots to send Max and 99 into a five-year sleep.

Dori's (Anne-Marie Martin) concussion results in a personality transformation that makes her a mirror image of Sledge (David Rasche).

Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) learn that clues to a series of jewel heists lead to a hairdresser. Kurt Paul and Michael Des Barres guest star.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

A florist competes to win fabulous prizes.

A woman leaving her husband over his tuba playing causes an argument between Ozzie and Harriet.

Ozzie is scheduled to speak on Greek history.

Mary falls for a young intern.

Alex tries to run the house while Donna is away.

A career woman (Esther Williams) considers marriage.

Jeff trades his possessions to raise money.

Ann is overwhelmed at finding herself appearing onstage with Ethel Merman.

Ann has to learn how to roller-skate in order to get a part in a commercial.

Lou reads Don's unpublished novel.

Ann and Don go on separate computer dates.

A psychiatrist organizes a group-encounter session at a party that Rhoda and Joe are throwing.

Brenda quits her job at the bank only to find herself faced with the problems of unemployment.

Two of Rhoda and Brenda's best friends take advantage of both of them.

To help reduce the financial burden, Brenda takes in a roommate who likes Joe a little too much.

The mother of Mary's date believes that Mary is still engaged to her other, favorite son.

Mary cheerlessly prepares to leave her newsroom friends to start a new job.

Mary discovers her new boyfriend is married.

Mary checks into the hospital for a minor operation and ends up with a bad-tempered roommate.

Laverne and Shirley hope to meet men when they go on a weekend ski trip.

Squiggy's long-lost father returns; The gang become extras in a play.

Carmine and Frank have a dispute over music being better now in the present or in the past.

With Squiggy as his agent, Carmine finds fame after lightning strikes him.

A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family.

A family war erupts when Vint and Naomi want to switch bedrooms with Bubba.

When Bubba comes home tipsy, Mama is reminded of a drunken incident involving Eunice.

Mama is jealous when Iola acquires a new best friend.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

A trainee aims to take Julie's job; two pretend to be strangers; a couple whose child has died befriends a young runaway.

Peter and Barbara, who know each other only slightly, buy the same bed.

A psychic troubles a wedding; business partners see a marriage counselor.

Pat has always considered her husband not only sweet but sane, until he buys a sports car.

Marvin is in love with a woman who is much taller than himself.

Howard is asked to write an original poem for the state literary magazine.

Goober falls for a girl, in more ways than one.

Millie goes to New York to pursue a modeling career.

Mike learns that most of his friends will be at a girl's birthday party instead of his.

Rebecca wishes for a white Christmas in San Francisco; D.J. wishes that Steve could attend college closer to home.

A friend asks Stephanie out for pizza; Joey makes plans to ask his new boss, Alison (Martha Quinn), to dinner.

D.J., who has forgotten Kimmy's birthday, scrambles to arrange a surprise party.

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

When Cindy accidentally gives away Marcia's diary, Marcia decides to exclude her younger sister from her life.

A broken leg keeps Buffy from going to the circus.

Kathy's headed for trouble when she forgets to give Danny several phone messages.

A fearful mother doesn't want her son playing football.

Barbara employs her considerable store of diplomacy in an effort to gain acceptance from Steve's all-male family.

Steve and Barbara discover they have been thinking in opposite terms as to how their wedding should be held.

Lucy and Vivian compete for the attention of a cruise ship captain.

Lucy becomes the victim of a hidden camera TV series.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Lucy may be riding with a killer (Elsa Lanchester).

A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.

When Lou takes Mary and Rhoda to a movie, he sees his son-in-law with a woman who is not his daughter.

Joanie's date for the dance at Arnold's is canceled at the last minute.

Laverne's dad and Carmine set a trap for the thieves who burglarized the girls' apartment.

Isaac falls for a woman with self-help ideas; a matchmaking service mistakenly pairs two bachelors; a man will do anything to get love.

A childless couple seek Ace's help; a woman (Mary Ann Mobley) vies with her daughter for Gopher's company; singles pretend to be wed.

Granny thinks she has captured Gen. Grant and sets out to woo him by donning a bathing suit.

Jethro can't get a part in a television series, but Elly's pet ape wins a starring role.

Iola, Bubba and Mama fantasize about marriage after attending a wedding. Guest star: Joseph Campanella.

Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.