A series of crises on Mitch and Cam's wedding day put Pepper to the test; Phil gets an eye procedure before the celebration; Claire embraces the role of best woman.

Highlighting the businesses, organizations and leaders that make your home into your Little Castle!

Could your Carpets be making you sick? This 2-in-1 deep carpet cleaner and handheld spot & stain eliminator combines strong suction and high-pressure spray to deliver the best deep carpet cleaning and tough stain elimination in the market.

Chaos forces Mitch and Cam to move from one contingency plan to another, but an unexpected turn of events allows the day to move forward.

Ellipse by LegXercise is a premium quality, automatic seated exerciser that uses low impact, smooth, motorized, elliptical motion to strengthen legs, increase mobility & help naturally stimulate healthy circulation, without physical strain or impact.

Could your Carpets be making you sick? This 2-in-1 deep carpet cleaner and handheld spot & stain eliminator combines strong suction and high-pressure spray to deliver the best deep carpet cleaning and tough stain elimination in the market.

A political commentator and nationally syndicated columnist continues in the tradition of the 1994 Republican Revolution.

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Animal babies from tiny to super-sized.

Teaching people the path to grow in the Lord and to be the best they can be. Worship with us! Rejoice as we lift our hands and voices in praise of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Deals and Steals with Tory Johnson.Guests: Tory Johnson..

The Miccosukee Tribe of Indians of Florida work to protect the Osceola turkey; a snail kite conservation effort at Lake Okeechobee; the South Florida Wildlife Center; releasing rehabilitated animals onto tribal land in the Everglades.

Jack Hanna and his family travel around the world to discover, interact with, and learn about some of Earth's most threatened and endangered species and the conservation and protection efforts to save them.

When a man becomes trapped in a concrete silo, rescuers work against the clock to prevent him from being buried alive.

Animal babies from tiny to super-sized.

Previewing the day's games.

From Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.

From Amalie Arena in Tampa, Fla.

The latest news from America, as reported by the ABC television network.

Bold opinions, discussion and debate centered on the top storylines from around the league. Mike Greenberg hosts this pregame show with analysts Stephen A. Smith and Michael Wilbon.

From TD Garden in Boston.

Taking viewers behind the scenes at the biggest professional PPA and MLP events. Tips to play better. LIVE LONGER/PLAY PICKLEBALL Segments dedicated to health and longevity from pickleball participation.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Bringing the sport of tennis to life. Spotlighting the frenetic pace of the ATP and WTA tours, exploring tennis trends, buzzworthy topics, and emerging markets worldwide. This show features all the pivotal movers and shakers of the tennis world.

Taking viewers behind the scenes at the biggest professional PPA and MLP events. Tips to play better. LIVE LONGER/PLAY PICKLEBALL Segments dedicated to health and longevity from pickleball participation.

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Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

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Highlighting the businesses, organizations and leaders that make your home into your Little Castle!

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

Jay and Gloria can't agree on what kind of anniversary gifts they want to exchange; the Dunphys go with Alex to Caltech for her college tour; Mitch, Cam and Lily take a new family portrait.

Could your Carpets be making you sick? This 2-in-1 deep carpet cleaner and handheld spot & stain eliminator combines strong suction and high-pressure spray to deliver the best deep carpet cleaning and tough stain elimination in the market.

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Teenage reporters relay relative information for younger audiences.

During hurricane Ian, a former first responder battles raging currents, polluted water and perilous animals to save his imperiled mother.

The Spirit Church wants everyone to feel loved, encouraged and enlightened from the Word of God.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Anchor George Stephanopoulos and co-anchors Martha Raddatz and Jonathan Karl interview top newsmakers and officials, with reporting from across the country and roundtable debates over the hottest political issues.

Political talk show focusing on statewide issues.

The investigative journalist pursues untouchable subjects through fearless reporting.

David and Nicole Crank broadcast their church service. Faith Church.com has multiple locations and a thriving online community.

Bold opinions, discussion and debate centered on the top storylines from around the league. Mike Greenberg hosts this pregame show with analysts Stephen A. Smith and Michael Wilbon.

From Paycom Center in Oklahoma City.

From American Airlines Center in Dallas.

The latest news from America, as reported by the ABC television network.

What to do, how to do it, and interviews with the King of Hospitality, Mr. Gary.

A mom discovers the bakery made a hilarious mistake; a young boy insults his mom's cooking; a plumber dozes off under the sink.

Luke, Lionel, Carrie and Ryan head to New York, Los Angeles and Nashville to jump-start auditions; raw talent and unforgettable performances set the stage for the competition ahead.

Celebrity contestants Mark Duplass, Pete Holmes, Laverne Cox and Thomas Lennon.Guests: Mark Duplass, Pete Holmes, Laverne Cox, Thomas Lennon..

The former NFL quarterback interviews compelling figures in the sports and entertainment industries.

What to do, how to do it, and interviews with the King of Hospitality, Mr. Gary.

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Global news.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Gal Gadot (Disney's filmGuests: Gal Gadot, Ben Falcone..

Celebrity and political guests join the panel of hosts for up-to-the-minute hot topics and invaluable conversations.

From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations.

News, lifestyle and entertainment program hosted by Eva Pilgrim and DeMarco Morgan.

The ongoing lives of the diverse and evolving citizens of the fictional town of Port Charles in upstate New York.

A woman says her relationship with a man was purely sexual, but he insists they dated for five years, until she assaulted him with a cinderblock; she sues him for car repairs, unpaid wages and emotional distress.

Savanna thinks her fiance James has been cheating, and his mother sides with Savanna; Chatton worries that daughter Jalen is having an affair with her husband; Kady says she has evidence that proves husband Jay has been sleeping with other women.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

The latest news from America, as reported by the ABC television network.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

An eligible bachelor dates multiple women over several weeks in hopes of finding true love.

After an explosive trip to Sin City, Mayci confesses a life altering secret to Taylor; Jen tries to save her marriage.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

The Dunphys stay in a cramped hotel room while the house is treated for mold; Gloria feels protective when Manny starts dating an older girl; Cameron wants to maintain his team's winning streak but fears Mitchell is a jinx.

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When Claire lets Phil take charge of Halloween, he decides to do something different than her usual fright-fest theme; Jay wants to be Prince Charming for Halloween -- complete with a full head of hair; Cam becomes overwhelmed.

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Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Don Johnson (ABC seriesGuests: Don Johnson, Nathan Fillion..

Celebrity and political guests join the panel of hosts for up-to-the-minute hot topics and invaluable conversations.

From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations.

News, lifestyle and entertainment program hosted by Eva Pilgrim and DeMarco Morgan.

The ongoing lives of the diverse and evolving citizens of the fictional town of Port Charles in upstate New York.

A man says his sister-in-law's ex-boyfriend smashed his car window and sues him for the cost of fixing the vandalized car.

Brian says a home DNA test has already proven that he is not the father of former girlfriend Denaysha's baby; Marcus thinks Georgina is trying to pin her baby on him; Tommy believes that his girlfriend's brother could be the father of her daughter.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

The latest news from America, as reported by the ABC television network.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

Will and Faith dive into the high-profile murder of a famous rapper, uncovering a web of corruption stretching beyond the music industry; Angie and Ormewood investigate an underground swinger's club, where nothing is quite as it seems.

The team mobilizes to locate a suspect after a deadly series of events affects one of their own; Celina takes on her first case with Bailey's help.

A wild office party at a high-profile medical technology startup leads to the shocking murder of the founder and CEO; a new co-worker at the precinct catches Morgan's eye.

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Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

Claire and Phil worry that Alex's boyfriend is imaginary; Manny might ruin Jay's plan to avoid attending a party; Mitch and Cam's new white couch becomes a mishap waiting to happen.

In this compelling investigation, John Walsh delves into OmegaXL and its natural origins. Discover how this innovative supplement can provide relief from joint pain and improve your quality of life, all grounded in extensive research.

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Phil and Claire aren't sure what to think when Haley and Andy start spending a lot of time together; Gloria hires a Spanish tutor for Manny; Cam and Mitch run into a popular journalist at a school function.

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Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

John Leguizamo (filmGuests: John Leguizamo, Patina Miller..

Celebrity and political guests join the panel of hosts for up-to-the-minute hot topics and invaluable conversations.

From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations.

News, lifestyle and entertainment program hosted by Eva Pilgrim and DeMarco Morgan.

The ongoing lives of the diverse and evolving citizens of the fictional town of Port Charles in upstate New York.

The plaintiff requests DNA testing because she believes the defendant is the daughter she gave up for adoption when she was 13.

After contracting an STD, Melody suspects her fiance Tommy of cheating; Susie thinks fiance Austin is sleeping with her best friend; Esme suspects her fiance of having an affair with her best friend and having a secret love child with a neighbor.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

The latest news from America, as reported by the ABC television network.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

Riley is horrified when she finds weed gummies in Carter's pocket, prompting surprising advice from Matt; Eve inadvertently lands Gabriel and Stitch in hot water after asking them to donate to a charity auction.

When the teachers hit a karaoke bar for a night of fun, Jacob bumps into an old friend.

Celebrity contestants Omar J. Dorsey, Mina Kimes and Fortune Feimster.Guests: Omar J. Dorsey, Mina Kimes, Fortune Feimster..

A heckler hurls insults; pressure to use dangerous steroids; a gay couple is harassed while celebrating their anniversary; the return of What Would Kids Do.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

With Phil and Luke cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Claire decides to prepare a secret back-up turkey; Jay and Gloria's trip is canceled at the last minute; Lily refuses to wear a nice dress to dinner.

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The whole family takes Haley to a bar to celebrate her 21st birthday; Phil and Jay hit a snag while trying to pick up Haley's present; Lily asks Alex, Luke and Manny where babies come from.

In this compelling investigation, John Walsh delves into OmegaXL and its natural origins. Discover how this innovative supplement can provide relief from joint pain and improve your quality of life, all grounded in extensive research.

Global news.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Cate Blanchett (filmGuests: Cate Blanchett, Amanda Seyfried, Steve Patterson..

Celebrity and political guests join the panel of hosts for up-to-the-minute hot topics and invaluable conversations.

From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations.

News, lifestyle and entertainment program hosted by Eva Pilgrim and DeMarco Morgan.

The ongoing lives of the diverse and evolving citizens of the fictional town of Port Charles in upstate New York.

A makeup artist sues a bride who failed to pay her for doing her makeup for her wedding; the defendant claims the plaintiff was late and drinking and getting high on the job.

After testing five other men, Cynthia thinks Michael will be proven to be the father of her child; not only does Anthony accuse his wife Annie of cheating on him, but he also denies being the father of his three children.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

The latest news from America, as reported by the ABC television network.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

The lives and careers of emergency response providers who put their lives at risk to save others in the most frightening, shocking and heart-stopping situations.

Amid a power outage, Max, Tristan, Avery and Brooke struggle to treat shark-inflicted wounds; as romantic tensions flare between Max and Brooke and new sparks fly between two former flames, the team must perform an emergency operation.

Meredith and Nick return to Grey Sloan to treat a liver transplant patient; Bailey hosts an intern retreat at her home; Winston and Ben aid an unexpected crash victim.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

When their competitor releases a catchy ad, Claire and Jay scramble to shoot a commercial of their own; Phil, Luke and Manny try to take down a drone that a neighbor keeps using to spy on Gloria; Andy is rushed to the hospital.

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While stuck at the airport, Claire partakes in online snooping that creates drama with the rest of the family.

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Global news.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Uzo Aduba; David Gray performs.Guests: Uzo Aduba..

Celebrity and political guests join the panel of hosts for up-to-the-minute hot topics and invaluable conversations.

From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations.

News, lifestyle and entertainment program hosted by Eva Pilgrim and DeMarco Morgan.

The ongoing lives of the diverse and evolving citizens of the fictional town of Port Charles in upstate New York.

A woman sues her older sister for failure to repay a $6,500 loan; the defendant insists she never borrowed any money and is countersuing for emotional distress.

Dazarae believes Dedric is back to his old cheating ways, this time with her sister; Jericha fears that her fiance hooks up with white women he meets as a long-haul truck driver.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

The latest news from America, as reported by the ABC television network.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

A one-of-a-kind icebreaker game; a practical hat storage solution; a no-mess chicken feeder; a construction-themed park for families.

Award-winning program featuring unforgettable, character-driven true crime mysteries, exclusive newsmaker interviews, hard-hitting investigative reports and in-depth coverage of high profile stories.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

When a near-death experience leads to several members of the family deciding to make life changes, the rest of the clan bears the brunt of their new attitudes.

Highlighting the businesses, organizations and leaders that make your home into your Little Castle!

In this compelling investigation, John Walsh delves into OmegaXL and its natural origins. Discover how this innovative supplement can provide relief from joint pain and improve your quality of life, all grounded in extensive research.

Phil calls in his father and his retired friends to help in a war with the neighbors; Jay and Gloria disagree over Joe's potty training.

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In this compelling investigation, John Walsh delves into OmegaXL and its natural origins. Discover how this innovative supplement can provide relief from joint pain and improve your quality of life, all grounded in extensive research.

A political commentator and nationally syndicated columnist continues in the tradition of the 1994 Republican Revolution.

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Penguins; polar bears; Saint Bernard puppies.

Teaching people the path to grow in the Lord and to be the best they can be. Worship with us! Rejoice as we lift our hands and voices in praise of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

The Florida black bear; a journey along the Silver River; alligator snapping turtles on the Suwannee River.

Jack Hanna and his family travel around the world to discover, interact with, and learn about some of Earth's most threatened and endangered species and the conservation and protection efforts to save them.

Meteorologist Ginger Zee explains the science behind natural disasters by showcasing the stories of the men and women who brave them; featuring property restoration CEO Sheldon Yellen.

Penguins; polar bears; Saint Bernard puppies.

From CPKC Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.

From PPG Paints Arena in Pittsburgh.

Paid programming.

The latest news from America, as reported by the ABC television network.

Bold opinions, discussion and debate centered on the top storylines from around the league. Mike Greenberg hosts this pregame show with analysts Stephen A. Smith and Michael Wilbon.

From Chase Center in San Francisco.

Bringing the sport of tennis to life. Spotlighting the frenetic pace of the ATP and WTA tours, exploring tennis trends, buzzworthy topics, and emerging markets worldwide. This show features all the pivotal movers and shakers of the tennis world.

Taking viewers behind the scenes at the biggest professional PPA and MLP events. Tips to play better. LIVE LONGER/PLAY PICKLEBALL Segments dedicated to health and longevity from pickleball participation.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Highlighting the businesses, organizations and leaders that make your home into your Little Castle!

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

When Phil thinks Luke is giving him the cold shoulder, Andy becomes Phil's new right-hand man; Jay is put in a tough spot when it is suspected that Joe is allergic to Stella; Mitchell does some freelance legal work at Jay's company.

Claire tackles spring cleaning; Phil has a difficult time when Luke seems to outperform him at many things; Haley tries to distract Alex by taking her to a music festival; Gloria attends Cameron's faculty talent show.

In this compelling investigation, John Walsh delves into OmegaXL and its natural origins. Discover how this innovative supplement can provide relief from joint pain and improve your quality of life, all grounded in extensive research.

Teenage reporters relay relative information for younger audiences.

Police attempt to revive a woman who drove into raging waters; first responders in training watch as a man drives off a dock.

The Spirit Church wants everyone to feel loved, encouraged and enlightened from the Word of God.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Anchor George Stephanopoulos and co-anchors Martha Raddatz and Jonathan Karl interview top newsmakers and officials, with reporting from across the country and roundtable debates over the hottest political issues.

Political talk show focusing on statewide issues.

The investigative journalist pursues untouchable subjects through fearless reporting.

David and Nicole Crank broadcast their church service. Faith Church.com has multiple locations and a thriving online community.

Bold opinions, discussion and debate centered on the top storylines from around the league. Mike Greenberg hosts this pregame show with analysts Stephen A. Smith and Michael Wilbon.

From American Airlines Center in Dallas.

From Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles.

The latest news from America, as reported by the ABC television network.

What to do, how to do it, and interviews with the King of Hospitality, Mr. Gary.

Distraction leads to laughable mishaps, including a mom missing her baby's first steps, a man caught watching a football game during a wedding and close encounters with bears.

Auditions continue in New York, Los Angeles and Nashville, Tennessee, where impressive competitors showcase their talents in fierce competition.

Celebrity contestants Tiffany Haddish, Michael Urie, Chandra Wilson and Rob Riggle.Guests: Tiffany Haddish, Michael Urie, Chandra Wilson, Rob Riggle..

The former NFL quarterback interviews compelling figures in the sports and entertainment industries.

What to do, how to do it, and interviews with the King of Hospitality, Mr. Gary.

Paid programming.

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Global news.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Tim Allen; Da'Vine Joy Randolph; Jim Kwik gives suggestions on how to improve your memory.Guests: Tim Allen, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, Jim Kwik..

Celebrity and political guests join the panel of hosts for up-to-the-minute hot topics and invaluable conversations.

From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations.

News, lifestyle and entertainment program hosted by Eva Pilgrim and DeMarco Morgan.

The ongoing lives of the diverse and evolving citizens of the fictional town of Port Charles in upstate New York.

A woman says a man she met on a dating app owes her for a refund on a deck.

Jasmine and her sister are determined to get her former boyfriend Dontrell to accept his child; Jesse refuses to marry Teri until she can prove he's the father of their 4-year-old son; Christina is on a quest to find her father.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

The latest news from America, as reported by the ABC television network.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

An eligible bachelor dates multiple women over several weeks in hopes of finding true love.

Dakota confronts Mayci; an unexpected guest makes a splash; the girls' futures are on the line in this season finale.

Local and national perspectives on the latest news.

Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

Jay agrees to sub in on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league; Phil and Clair have an unexpectedly nice time with their neighbors; Gloria and Mitch agree to go out with Haley.

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Phil is excited to give Jay a high-tech outdoor grill for his birthday; Claire and Mitchell propose a gift idea they don't expect Jay to accept; Luke and Manny are taught a lesson about drinking; Andy becomes awkward around Haley and her boyfriend.

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