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Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

When the lead in the school's production of "Phantom of the Opera" gets sick, Manny is willing to do anything to land the lead; Phil and Jay wind up in a golf-off with Mitch and Pepper; Gloria and Alex visit a psychic.

Things get awkward when Phil shows up at Claire's college reunion; Jay is fixated on winning a big bowling tournament; a wig malfunction during an elaborate photo shoot with Joe leads to unfortunate results.

Besties Ari and Olivia battle newlyweds Shirea and Rafael.

Couple Tyler and Jessica take on married duo Aaron and Kira.

Dawson faces repercussions after she hits a pedestrian with the ambulance en route to a call; Casey and Severide continue to investigate an arson case; Chief Boden must decide whether to attend an important event in New York.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Dancer and choreographer Lindsay Arnold; ABC Secret Savings; Deals & Steals.Guests: Lindsay Arnold..

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Women's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Women's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Bold opinions, discussion and debate centered on the top storylines from around the league. Mike Greenberg hosts this pregame show with analysts Stephen A. Smith and Michael Wilbon.

From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

From Little Caesars Arena in Detroit, Mich.

An atmospheric river submerges the Pacific Northwest causing devastation in the billions; animals and humans alike are at the mercy of floodwaters as a major typhoon slams Southeast Asia; a fishing boat is demolished by monster ocean waves.

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When escaped prisoners take control of a courthouse with Hondo and Deacon inside, the two race to save the lives of innocent civilians while trying to avoid detection themselves; Street visits his mother in the hospital and faces a pivotal decision.

The team races to save workers in a high-rise during a fire drill, car accident victims, and siblings fighting over a family heirloom; Buck gives Bobby surprising news; Eddie helps Christopher deal with the trauma caused by the tsunami.

College student Aundria Crawford is kidnapped from her apartment, murdered and buried in the killer's yard; DNA and other evidence leads to an arrest and conviction.

When a young woman is found murdered in her apartment, it takes over 40 years to find clues in the cold case; new DNA testing implicates a prominent serial killer as the suspect in the murder.

Mitch and Cam's friend Sal announces she's getting married the next day, and they are in the wedding; Gloria doesn't trust her new nanny; Claire bonds with Haley; Phil helps Luke with a girl.

Claire and Cam bring in a third party (Wendi McLendon-Covey) when they reach an impasse on a landscaping decision; Phil teaches basic fix-it skills to the kids; Mitch helps Lily with a bully.

Outdoor adventures with celebrity guests and features.

Interviews and human-interest stories.

A signed photograph of Howard Hughes is brought into the shop; a customer brings in a Marlin rifle; Rick purchases an old model train.

A five-ton truck full of merchandise pulls up but Jeff doesn't remember buying the items.

Homes with swagger and style, including the former estate of the legendary DJ Avicii.

Machinery Pete, an expert on farm equipment, shares insights and expertise in a summary of the used farm equipment market.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Anchor George Stephanopoulos and co-anchors Martha Raddatz and Jonathan Karl interview top newsmakers and officials, with reporting from across the country and roundtable debates over the hottest political issues.

Montana's aging and disability issues.

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Women's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Women's college basketball teams vie for the NCAA Tournament title.

Toyota; Volvo; Hyundai; Kia; Nissan.

Jon Lovitz; Sheryl Underwood; Howie Mandel; Byron Allen; Whitney Cummings; Billy Gardell.Guests: Jon Lovitz, Sheryl Underwood, Howie Mandel, Byron Allen, Whitney Cummings, Billy Gardell..

On one of the hottest days of the year, the first responders must deal with harrowing incidents all around the city; Buck gets a surprise visit from his sister; Athena questions her relationship with Bobby; Buck worries about a handsome new hire.

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Delivering the news that matters most.

Chaotic influencer fails; wacky wedding proposals; hungry animals.

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Amateur videographers submit videos of their kids, pets, friends and families in funny situations to earn thousands in prize money; the studio audience determine a winner by voting for the one they find most hilarious.

Contestants compete in challenges and trivia, trying to guess how everyday Americans think and live; one player is crowned the Greatest Average American and gets the chance to win the ultimate grand prize: the average American salary of $67,920.

Tina's relationship with Neil makes her feel alive after her first marriage ends, until an unexpected pregnancy sours the relationship; when Tina digs into his past, she uncovers a trail of fraud, deception and women seeking justice.

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Interviews and human-interest stories.

When a man claims to have found his young wife stabbed to death in their new home, it takes 23 years of investigative work and new DNA evidence to discover that the killer is linked to the purchase of their starter house.

Funny gags on four legs.

Gags involving vehicles.

Corey checks out a Civil War era sword made by Tiffany & Co.; mementos from the USS Chowanoc are brought in; Chumlee misses his chance to retaliate on April Fool's Day.

An Abraham Lincoln campaign poster used in 1864 re-election campaign comes into the shop; Chumlee's feeling like a kid again when a Turbo Man action figure is brought in.

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Formerly known as "ABC World News This Morning," this newscast from "ABC News" features live reports from Washington, headlines of the day, an ESPN sports package and "MoneyScope," a regular financial news segment.

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Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Teams compete to see who can guess secret words or phrases with a limited amount of clues and time; host Meredith Vieira.

Jeff travels into the remote forests of New England to help care for some orphaned baby black bears; orphaned baby manatees in Florida; helping two opossums that were injured.

Celebrity and political guests join the panel of hosts for up-to-the-minute hot topics and invaluable conversations.

From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations.

News, lifestyle and entertainment.

The ongoing lives of the diverse and evolving citizens of the fictional town of Port Charles in upstate New York.

Sherri kicks off the show with laughs in The Stand-Up Spot; actor Wanda Sykes tells Sherri about her new film, "Undercard"; actor Adrienne Bailon-Houghton stops by to talk about her Roku movie "Chef's Kiss."Guests: Wanda Sykes, Adrienne Bailon-Houghton..

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Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

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Delivering the news that matters most.

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The hopefuls lift their voices in inspiring songs of faith; 12 finalists continue on the journey to become the next singing sensation.

Bailey gets a new role; a ride-along with Nolan goes awry; the team looks to recruit new members.

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Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

While at the hospital, Claire and Phil see an older version of their family; Manny and Jay visit a private school; Mitch and Cam organize a day for Gloria and Lily.

Phil gets desperate when Cam and Claire's flipped house is more difficult to sell than expected; Javier brings his new girlfriend along to visit Manny.

Besties Ann and Robin go up against newlyweds DJ and Allison.

Funny guys Kashmir and Derrick battle it out with sisters-in-law Ronda and Sherita.

Global news.

Formerly known as "ABC World News This Morning," this newscast from "ABC News" features live reports from Washington, headlines of the day, an ESPN sports package and "MoneyScope," a regular financial news segment.

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Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Teams compete to see who can guess secret words or phrases with a limited amount of clues and time; host Meredith Vieira.

As smoke engulfs a home, firefighters rely on training and sheer courage to save a life; a flash flood swallows a restaurant.

Celebrity and political guests join the panel of hosts for up-to-the-minute hot topics and invaluable conversations.

From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations.

News, lifestyle and entertainment.

The ongoing lives of the diverse and evolving citizens of the fictional town of Port Charles in upstate New York.

Sherri kicks off the show with laughs in The Stand-Up Spot; actress Lela Rochon tells Sherri about her new Lifetime movie, "The Dating App Killer"; Seasoned and Single fashions with style expert Tara West.Guests: Lela Rochon, Tara West..

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

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Delivering the news that matters most.

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Amanda seeks help from Will and Faith after her gun is used in a self-defense shooting, and suspicion begins to mount around her; at a college job fair, Angie and Ormewood encounter a grad student claiming to have psychic visions.

A single mom's unconventional knack for solving crime leads to an unusual and unstoppable partnership with a by-the-book, seasoned detective.

R.J. unravels the truth about a Little League coach whose family is being mysteriously targeted; R.J.'s parole officer worries that he is pushing the boundaries of his conditional release.

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Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

Phil is excited to discuss his job with Luke, Manny and their classmates on career day, but things get ugly when Phil's nemesis shows up; Cam and Mitch make a mistake while executing tooth fairy duties.

Mitch's ex-boyfriend, a personable and successful doctor, invites the whole family to a fundraising event at a roller rink; Phil teaches Gloria how to skate; Haley helps Alex talk to boys.

Besties Joan and Wanda face off with husband and wife team Keila and BJ.

Besties Ali and Brad take on neighbors Alexis and Stephanie.

Global news.

Formerly known as "ABC World News This Morning," this newscast from "ABC News" features live reports from Washington, headlines of the day, an ESPN sports package and "MoneyScope," a regular financial news segment.

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Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Teams compete to see who can guess secret words or phrases with a limited amount of clues and time; host Meredith Vieira.

After coming upon a late-night auto accident, an off-duty firefighter rushes in to save a life; first responders must work quickly to save a 98-year-old veteran as his home is consumed by a fire.

Celebrity and political guests join the panel of hosts for up-to-the-minute hot topics and invaluable conversations.

From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations.

News, lifestyle and entertainment.

The ongoing lives of the diverse and evolving citizens of the fictional town of Port Charles in upstate New York.

Sherri kicks off the show with laughs in The Stand-Up Spot; actor and comic Billy Gardell ("The Less Is More Tour"); author Mitch Albom ("Tuesdays With Morrie") talks about New York Times bestseller "Twice."Guests: Billy Gardell, Mitch Albom..

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

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While J.D. is upset to not be invited to Turk and Carla's annual barbecue, he takes the opportunity to nurture his friendship with Carla at work; Turk teaches the surgical interns how to deliver bad news.

It's April Fools' Day, and while the Abbott teachers suffer pranks, Gregory makes a plan to make it through the day.

Contestants compete in challenges and trivia, trying to guess how everyday Americans think and live; one player is crowned the Greatest Average American and gets the chance to win the ultimate grand prize: the average American salary of $67,920.

An app to curb phone distractions; a revolutionary baseball bat grip; all-fruit tropical ice pops; clean glam products for the next generation.

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Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

Phil gets a new RV for a fun family road trip; Jay and Gloria search for Manny's backpack; Lily's gymnastics meet brings out Cam and Mitch's competitive spirit.

After Phil's mother dies, everyone flies down to Florida; Gloria is faced with an outstanding arrest warrant; Jay runs into someone from his past.

Friends Tim and Jatarius challenge besties Felecia and Salena.

Friends Todd and Michelle challenge married Scott and Cindy.

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Formerly known as "ABC World News This Morning," this newscast from "ABC News" features live reports from Washington, headlines of the day, an ESPN sports package and "MoneyScope," a regular financial news segment.

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Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Teams compete to see who can guess secret words or phrases with a limited amount of clues and time; host Meredith Vieira.

Exploring the morning routines of newborn animals in the wild.

Celebrity and political guests join the panel of hosts for up-to-the-minute hot topics and invaluable conversations.

From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations.

News, lifestyle and entertainment.

The ongoing lives of the diverse and evolving citizens of the fictional town of Port Charles in upstate New York.

In a daytime exclusive, Karen Huger talks about "The Real Housewives of Potomac" on Bravo and about her time in prison; actor Constance Zimmer tells Sherri about the new season of "The Lincoln Lawyer" on Netflix and her "Talk 50 to Me" podcast.Guests: Karen Huger, Constance Zimmer..

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

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Delivering the news that matters most.

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The lives and careers of emergency response providers who put their lives at risk to save others in the most frightening, shocking and heart-stopping situations.

Heroic first responders and their family sagas of power and glamour in one of America's most diverse and dynamic cities.

Jo returns for her first full day back from leave; Owen struggles to keep it together when someone close to him is admitted to Grey Sloan; Bailey navigates hospital leadership.

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Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

Phil and Claire try to orchestrate a kid-free week during Luke, Haley and Alex's summer activities; Cam and Mitch try to have a memorable summer.

Luke and Manny have their first day of high school; Claire starts work at Jay's company but worries it's not a real job; Mitch juggles an important meeting and Lily's first day of preschool.

Co-workers Brandon and Jaycee take on married couple Starr and Duke.

Cousins Ayana and Jazmine battle couple Mike and Cindy.

Global news.

Formerly known as "ABC World News This Morning," this newscast from "ABC News" features live reports from Washington, headlines of the day, an ESPN sports package and "MoneyScope," a regular financial news segment.

Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Teams compete to see who can guess secret words or phrases with a limited amount of clues and time; host Meredith Vieira.

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Celebrity and political guests join the panel of hosts for up-to-the-minute hot topics and invaluable conversations.

From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations.

News, lifestyle and entertainment.

The ongoing lives of the diverse and evolving citizens of the fictional town of Port Charles in upstate New York.

B2K and Bow Wow tell Sherri about their upcoming "The Millennium Tour: Boys 4 Life"; relationship expert Devyn Simone shares dating advice for seasoned and single women!Guests: B2K, Shad..

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

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Celebrity contestants Rachel Dratch, Mark Duplass and Katie Nolan.Guests: Rachel Dratch, Mark Duplass, Katie Nolan..

Award-winning program featuring unforgettable, character-driven true crime mysteries, exclusive newsmaker interviews, hard-hitting investigative reports and in-depth coverage of high profile stories.

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Jimmy Kimmel hosts a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts,comics and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band.

In-depth reporting on one or more of the major stories in the news, with occasional segments on pop culture; journalists Juju Chang and Byron Pitts share hosting duties for this late-night program.

Phil's job takes up a lot of his time; Luke has his friends over for a poker game; Gloria worries the baby is cursed; Cam hosts a funeral for the cat's imaginary wife.

When Cam's sister comes to visit, he tries to find a gentle way to break the news of his engagement; Phil and Claire decide to miss one of Luke's games; Gloria is in denial about needing glasses.

Besties Dia and Tutrea go up against daughter-dad duo Stephanie and Tim.

BFFs Courtney and Kiella challenge siblings Terry and Mary.

Dawson struggles to control her emotions during an ambulance ride with a pregnant teen; the firefighters rush to a building fire; Casey must make a quick decision when two victims both need life-saving assistance; Severide shares a bond with Anna.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

ABC Secret Savings April special.

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Previewing the day's games.

From Madison Square Garden in New York.

From American Airlines Center in Dallas.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

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Delivering the news that matters most.

Raised as an Egyptian prince, Moses discovers his Hebrew heritage, hears God's call, and engages in a bitter battle with the Pharaoh Ramses to free the Jews from slavery, leading them to the Promised Land.

The bombing of a police station puts Los Angeles on edge, leading the team to a final showdown with the Imperial Dukes; Hondo faces the fallout from a bold decision that threatens his future; Tan takes a big step in his personal life.

Athena and the 118 respond to bizarre emergency calls on Halloween, including a flock of crows terrorizing a field trip, an office employee having a close encounter with an eight-limbed creature and a ghost-like girl wandering a neighborhood.

Ali and Nasim Irsan kill activist and son-in-law in religiously motivated plot.

After a multi-millionaire is shot in his own mansion and eventually succumbs to his wounds, it takes years until a family friend implicates the true mastermind behind the deadly plan.

The adults struggle to make it to a hot new restaurant in time for the reservation Jay pulled a lot of strings to get.

Jay and Manny oppose Gloria's decision to hire a male nanny; Phil and Jay try to cheer up Frank; Mitch and Cam ask Pepper to help plan their wedding.

Outdoor adventures with celebrity guests and features.

Interviews and human-interest stories.

Rick negotiates for a 1967 Shelby GT350; Corey and Chumlee debate buying one of the first video game consoles; Chumlee asks Rick to test the new ice cream maker.

The company next door wants to unload $100,000 worth of motors; Jeff must decide to make friends or make money.

A Frank Lloyd Wright masterpiece in Detroit; iconic townhome featured in "Breakfast at Tiffany's.".

Machinery Pete, an expert on farm equipment, shares insights and expertise in a summary of the used farm equipment market.

Early morning news and entertainment program that covers important issues with key figures from around the world and a wide spectrum of topics, including medicine, finance, consumer issues, computer technology, education and gardening.

Anchor George Stephanopoulos and co-anchors Martha Raddatz and Jonathan Karl interview top newsmakers and officials, with reporting from across the country and roundtable debates over the hottest political issues.

Montana's aging and disability issues.

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Ford; Dodge Charger; Factory 5 Racing; Pure Vision GTO.

Jon Lovitz; Sheryl Underwood; Adam Carolla; Byron Allen; Whitney Cummings; Jamie Kennedy.

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Analysts share their insights on the 2026 NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament.

From Mortgage Matchup Center in Phoenix.

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Delivering the news that matters most.

Birthday blunders; epic pranksters; a little girl cries tears of joy over her new pet.

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A look at lives undone by unthinkable betrayals, and the courage it takes to survive scandalous confessions, secret lives, terrifying acts of violence, financial ruin and more.

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Interviews and human-interest stories.

After a young woman's corpse is found and the evidence points towards her abusive husband, it takes 30 years until a mysterious woman surfaces to reveal that the true killer is actually her own husband.

Look both ways before falling for one of these gags!

The funniest gags ever to hit the shelves.

Rick deals for vintage Aerosmith T-shirts; Rick and Corey barter for a U.S. Navy foghorn; Corey checks out a vehicle built to fight off a zombie apocalypse.

An early version of "Rip Van Winkle" enters the shop; Corey and Chum deal for a candle shaped like President Nixon's head; the guys take the Old Man to play shuffleboard.