Woody is depressed after a commercial appearance for a product he can't stand.

Frasier vows never to cross Cheers' threshold again; Woody can't turn off a cable shopping channel.

Louie sneaks Bobby's hateful letter to a critic to the newspaper.

Felix must move his daughter's birthday party when Oscar claims the apartment for an afternoon poker game.

On the eve of being named.

A violent rainstorm casts a cloud over Dick and Joanna's (Bob Newhart, Mary Frann) Thanksgiving dinner.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko's insurance-business attempts fall flat.

Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence guest star, taking part in TV commercial spoofs; Tim also appears as The Oldest Man -- now working as a dresser for the theatre -- and in a pantomime sketch with Carol.Guests: Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence..

Dobie competes with a junior tycoon for a girl.

Connie buys mysterious music boxes that are said to play only for people who are in the Christmas spirit, but she can't hear anything; Mrs. Nestor's school produces.

A middle-aged aristocrat wants to wed Don.

Despite training in psychology, a young priest cannot cope with the problems of Convent San Tanco.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

When she discovers her sister (Betty Conner) has been peeking into her diary, Gidget (Sally Field) decides to play a trick.

Anne convinces John to escort Gidget to a Saturday night luau.

Host Marsha Panuce takes viewers on a safari of wild African animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Farm workers; Texas ranchers; Georgia peaches.

A portable device for strengthening core muscles; a portable swing with back and side supports for disabled children; alarm clocks; building and racing cars down a ramp.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

Cindy and Bobby take a test to compete on a television show; Bobby is the big-headed one, although he does not study like his sister; Cindy passes the test believing she will be a TV star, but freezes when she gets there.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

A rock-music agent wants to sign Greg to become a rock star named Johnny Bravo. Greg lets his new fame get to his head.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Robbie feels inferior when he's constantly being compared to Mike.

Steve needs a temporary replacement for Bub and the boys mistakenly contact a dating service.

Bub doesn't feel needed when Steve's second cousin (Mary Jackson) visits.

Mike and his girlfriend (Cynthia Pepper) attend a frat party as prospective applicants.

Lucy finds herself filling in for Viv's cousin in a symphony orchestra.

Lucy needs money for Chris' formal dress.

Lucy finds success as a morning-show co-host but hates getting up at 4 a.m.; guest Paul Douglas.

Inspired by a home show, Lucy and Ethel decide to redecorate their apartments.

Ricky comes down with a sore throat just as he is about to open a new show.

Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told that he must lay off one of his men, he learns the insurance on his home has been canceled.

When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay.

Mary is excited at the prospect of producing a show until she learns that the stars will be Ted and Sue Ann.

When a star pitcher for the Chicago Cubs credits Bob with saving his career, the endorsement brings Bob a new patient, Moose Washburn -- a second-string player whose career is beyond a mere psychologist's help.

An end-of-season family show.

Diane Chambers ends up as a waitress in a Boston pub after she's dumped by her fiancee on the way to their Barbados wedding.

Diane's scorn for Sam's choice of female companions sends the bar owner on a futile quest for an intelligent date.

Sam is threatened with a lawsuit after hot-headed Carla attacks an obnoxious Yankees fan (Ron Karobatsos).

Sam realizes how much he misses his former sports celebrity status when a local newscaster (Fred Dryer)asks to interview him.

Michael (Peter Scolari) believes Joanna (Mary Frann) may be having an affair. With Bob Newhart.

Larry, Darryl and Darryl's relationship may be ruined when their new friend tries to kick Larry out as the group's leader.

Joanna and Dick's plans for an old-fashioned Thanksgiving go awry.

Everyone thinks Dick is in need of money after his check bounces.

Max is assigned to solve the mysterious disappearance of CONTROL agents.

KAOS wants to kidnap Miss U.S.A. in an attempt to get her scientist father to cooperate with them.

Musk-ox hair oil makes Maynard a ladies' man.

Winner Dobie thinks Chatsworth rigged a drawing.

The boys help make a flop become a successful play when they are seen leaving the theater.

The partners think the captain is a thief.

Alan wins tickets to a Dodgers game and plans to bring Kattie; Alan's attendance is required at a funeral for an uncle no one liked.

Alan vies with other young ballplayers on a TV show to meet Pee Wee Reese of the Brooklyn Dodgers; Alan visits his dad at work.

During the family gathering for Succoth, a Jewish thanksgiving ceremony, free-spirited Aunt Sylvia, who follows the beat movement, announces that she is getting a divorce from her husband.

Katie is so upset that her school science project didn't work out properly that Alan fixes the results for her.

Neither Katie's parents nor Alan's grandparents think they should be dating out of their faith, so the desperate kids arrange a meeting between the two families.

Neither Katie's parents nor Alan's grandparents think they should be dating out of their faith, so the desperate kids arrange a meeting between the two families.

Alone for the weekend while there parents are out of town to a wedding, the boys throw a dinner party for friends; Nathaniel gets sick.

Nathaniel is upset when Jules and Myron have a falling out at the weekly Friday night poker game and stop speaking to each other. Uncle Joel is helping George and Phyllis get through an income tax audit.

The family ditches Saturday duties and goes to Coney Island; Grandpa, George and the boys test drive a red Buick.

Sid wants to branch out into catering and hires Alan, Warren and Benny to be waiters at his first wedding.

The weekly Cousins Club meeting; Jackie Robinson has been traded to the arch-rival New York Giants; Aunt Miriam chooses that time to reveal that Uncle Willy cheated on her with a model named Cookie LaBarbera.

A teacher whom Nathaniel worships marries and moves to Japan; Benny's conscience bothers him after he forges a note from his mother.

Benny is too shy to ask a girl out on a date, so to help him out, Alan asks Karen Frankel, a classmate Benny has always liked, to a couples-only party, and asks Katie to go with Benny, then they will trade later on.

Benny tells Alan that Katie is now his girlfriend and they can't be friends any longer; Aunt Sylvia and Sid seem to be hitting it off.

Alan and Benny resolve their differences over Kattie; Sid invites Aunt Sylvia back to the store for champagne.

Phyllis and George allow Aunt Sylvia to take Alan into Manhattan to Nero's Coffeehouse to hear Jack Kerouac recite poetry.

Alan is shocked when he's accepted at the Bronx High School of Science; Cousins Club has agreed to finance Sylvia's new poetry magazine.

Alan's reluctance to change schools causes tension; Benny seems to be reconciled to being a forest ranger, in a big way.

Restlessness abounds on a rainy day; Bernard awaits news of his fiancee, on the Number 63 bus and never shows up.

The big game hinges on Alan's foul shots, and his life passes before him.

Alan and his pals face high school and a new world; Aunt Miriam has begun a new career, selling real estate on Long Island.

Sophie's mothering of the Silver kids threatens Phyllis; Benny stakes out an apartment building in hopes of seeing his favorite baseball player, Duke Snider.

Katie's sister, Colleen a rockette asks permission to marry Charlie; The Silvers finally get a telephone.

Katie blames herself for a nun's death after praying for an exam's cancellation; Grandma and Nathaniel make the Silvers feel guilty for not shopping at the neighborhood grocery.

Alan joins a hoodlum rock group after their lead signer was arrested.

Cousin Jacob arrives from Poland.; Grandma refuses to let Alan and Nathaniel know that he lost his wifeand two sons to the concentration camps.

Katie's sister announces her pregnancy and her husband's transfer to California; Nicholas and Sid teach George and Jules the finer points of betting on the ponies.

George takes a second job selling encyclopedias with Uncle Willy to make ends meet after the family refrigerator starts failing.

Sophie accidentally breaks Sid's window while throwing a ball to Benny; Sid refuses to hold Nathaniel's birthday party.

Alan and his friends prepare for their first high school dance; Sid and Benny are stood up; Grandma and Grandma make a date to play cards with Nathaniel.

Nathaniel mourns the loss of The Buccaneers, a favorite Saturday night program that's been replaced by Perry Mason.

The impending sale of his parents' Catskills bungalow upsets George.

The boys are listening to the World Series when the news comes through that the Russians have launched Sputnik. As the time comes for Sputnik to pass over the United States, everyone's growing fear that the Russian satellite may somehow attack.

14 year old Alan is infatuated by a girl in a Catholic school uniform named Kattie Monihan; Alan's immature friend is jeopardizing his chance of meeting her. Nathaniel gets to meet his idol Gil Hodges.

14 year old Alan is infatuated by a girl in a Catholic school uniform named Kattie Monihan; Alan's immature friend is jeopardizing his chance of meeting her. Nathaniel gets to meet his idol Gil Hodges.

Alan wins tickets to a Dodgers game and plans to bring Kattie; Alan's attendance is required at a funeral for an uncle no one liked.

Alan vies with other young ballplayers on a TV show to meet Pee Wee Reese of the Brooklyn Dodgers; Alan visits his dad at work.

During the family gathering for Succoth, a Jewish thanksgiving ceremony, free-spirited Aunt Sylvia, who follows the beat movement, announces that she is getting a divorce from her husband.

Katie is so upset that her school science project didn't work out properly that Alan fixes the results for her.

Neither Katie's parents nor Alan's grandparents think they should be dating out of their faith, so the desperate kids arrange a meeting between the two families.

Neither Katie's parents nor Alan's grandparents think they should be dating out of their faith, so the desperate kids arrange a meeting between the two families.

Alone for the weekend while there parents are out of town to a wedding, the boys throw a dinner party for friends; Nathaniel gets sick.

Nathaniel is upset when Jules and Myron have a falling out at the weekly Friday night poker game and stop speaking to each other. Uncle Joel is helping George and Phyllis get through an income tax audit.

The family ditches Saturday duties and goes to Coney Island; Grandpa, George and the boys test drive a red Buick.

Sid wants to branch out into catering and hires Alan, Warren and Benny to be waiters at his first wedding.

The weekly Cousins Club meeting; Jackie Robinson has been traded to the arch-rival New York Giants; Aunt Miriam chooses that time to reveal that Uncle Willy cheated on her with a model named Cookie LaBarbera.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

Greg and Marcia run against each other for student body president. The heated election campaign carries over into the Brady house. The girls automatically side with Marcia and the boys side with Greg. Mike, Carol and Alice finally intercede.

French is astonished at how much attention he attracts when he endorses a brand of marmalade.

Zsa Zsa Gabor upsets the Williams' household.

A mother holds up Jeff as an example to her son.

Barbara (Beverly Garland) faces a fiasco when she prepares her first dinner party for Steve's (Fred MacMurray) business associates.

A glamorous secretary innocently enters the lives of Steve and Robbie and causes double domestic crises.

Lucy works to attend a barbershop-quartet competition.

Lucy and Vivian decide to sell Viv's caramel popcorn.

Richie and Potsie have to fulfill six dares to earn their jackets when they try to become members of the Demon Club.

The girls' blind dates are bank robbers and plan to rob the bank next to the Pizza Bowl.

Mr. Howell consents to back Ginger's Broadway play for its out-of-New York tryout on the island.

The castaways learn that the Coast Guard has sighted them and is sending a cutter to the rescue.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral.

Willona and the Evans family try to help a mysterious little girl.

Willona must make an agonizing decision that could change the rest of her life.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

When Archie is mugged, he ends up on trial for having an illegal weapon in his possession.

Gloria is fed up with pregnancy and frustrated that she is nine days overdue and Mike finds himself the target of her anger.

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).

A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.

Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

Woody's girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) returns from abroad; Frasier helps Cliff get even.

Carla must carry out an unusual family tradition; drinks flow freely.

The cabbies pound the pavement looking for new jobs when the Sunshine Cab Co. goes out of business.

Oscar and Felix spend a less-than-happy vacation in a Caribbean tourist trap.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

After Stephanie gets lost in a Vermont snowstorm, Larry, Darryl and Darryl manage to rescue her.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

A dog-show prospect turns sour for Bilko.

Guest star Steve Lawrence plays the brilliant Russian director of a play put on by the P.T.A. and a hitman employed by Carol to take out her husband, played by Harvey.Guests: Steve Lawrence..

Dobie's essay about Herbert wins a contest.

Connie chooses the most handsome, but least qualified candidate for a physical-education position.

Ann is jealous of Don's beautiful secretary.

Sister Bertrille rescues a parrot with a colorful vocabulary.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Joey gets a chance to appear on.

Carol loses her voice from too much choir practice and fears she may not be able to sing in the Christmas service.

When Cissy gets her own phone, Buffy is so unhappy that Bill suspects a case of jealousy.

Danny courts his wife again after reminding her that she proposed to him.

New parents fret over the health of their baby.

Little Dodie goes to the hospital for a tonsillectomy and insists that Steve stay the night with her.

Steve's (Fred MacMurray) old girlfriend, now a rich divorcee, comes to town and gives Barbara (Beverly Garland) a few jealous moments.

Lucy and Harry decide to go it alone instead of double dating with Viv and Eddie.

Lucy and Viv enroll in a local judo school.

Richie receives an unexpected education when he encourages Fonzie to re-enroll at Jefferson High.

When Shirley is caught half-dressed with Squiggy, the brewery employees believe she's a.

Mr. Howell loses $3 million to Gilligan in a putting contest.

Though surrounded by water, the castaways suddenly discover that there isn't a spare drop to drink.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

Mama pretends to have a banquet date so Iola won't stay home.

Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket.

Stubborn Mama refuses to pay what she believes is an outrageously high electric bill.

Willona anxiously awaits the adoption board's decision about her impending motherhood.

In rebellion against J.J., Thelma moves into her own apartment.

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

Gloria goes into labor in an Italian restaurant and becomes stuck. It appears she may have her baby in the phone booth.

Edith and Archie arrive at the hospital and alarmed when they learn that Mike and Gloria have not yet arrived. Meanwhile, Gloria is rescued from the phone booth and later arrives at the hospital and soon must battle through a slow delivery.

Dan (John Larroquette) throws a bachelor party for Bull (Richard Moll) and the celebrants wind up at a seedy motel.

Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.

Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

Rebecca gets cold feet after accepting Robin's marriage proposal; Frasier can't stop singing.

Sam thwarts Robin's (Roger Rees) wedding plans, which include Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers.

The cabbies meet one month after the closing of the Sunshine Cab Co. to discuss what great careers they have found.

Oscar wins a greyhound in a poker game and wants to race it.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Outside interferences distract Dick from his latest book assignment.

Ralph thinks he has found a future boxing champion.

New recruits mean gambling profits for Bilko.

Guest: Roddy McDowell, the Jackson Five.Guests: Roddy McDowall, The Jackson Five..

Maynard finds an abandoned baby in the park.

A blackmailer threatens to tell Conklin about an event from Connie's past if she doesn't pay up, until the school's publicity agent digs up dirt on Conklin.

Everyone has helpful suggestions when Ann tries to decide how to spend a large sum of money.

Mother Superior hires a gangster's girlfriend as secretary.