Carla's low estimation of Eddie's estate leads her to agree to a 50-50 split with his other widow (Anne De Salvo).

Romantic sparks start to fly uncontrollably when Latka meets Simka Dahblitz, who is from his native country.

Oscar accuses the director of Felix's creative-writing class of fraudulent advertising.

As Howard prepares to introduce Howie to Ellen, he tries to mold Ellen into an image the boy will like.

Max and 99 are mistaken for KAOS agents and receive a doll that is very valuable to KAOS.

Ralph thinks Alice is having an affair, but she is actually meeting with a TV producer to get him on "This Is Your Life.".

Hall sends a tough sergeant to take care of Bilko's easygoing platoon.

Guests: Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence.Guests: Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence..

Dobie competes with a junior tycoon for a girl.

Connie backs into Mr. Conklin's car, pushing it down a hill and into a fruit stand, and then scrambles to come up with money to cover the repairs; Conklin decides to trade his wreck in for another vehicle at the garage.

Betty Jo's Japanese pen pal Nobuko, comes for a visit to the United States and stays at the Shady Rest.

Ann's visiting uncle wreaks havoc.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

Cindy's dilemma: Having to decide whether to invite her mother or new stepfather to her school play because of the school's undersized auditorium. It becomes too much for her to decide, so she schemes to drop out of the play.

A year in England doesn't include Bill.

Danny must accept Rusty's neatness award.

The Stones learn the truth of a former athlete's job.

A misunderstanding almost ruins the friendship between young Ernie (Barry Livingston) and his closest pal.

Ernie and his friend cease to enjoy their "cops and robbers" games when the real cops start searching for them.

Harry convinces Lucy and the kids to star in his college reunion revue.

Lucy gets a job checking parking-meter violations.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

Mary dates a man seven years her junior, despite the advice of friends.

After demolishing his car in a race, Fonzie decides that he wants to be baptized.

Lenny and Squiggy imagine being in silent films of the black and white era.

A young woman falls in love with her father's friend; a woman helps her husband find a lover; a VIP's niece asks too much of Gopher.

A carnival director (Howard Keel) has a difficult reunion; a comedy duo pursues the same girl; a palm reader must reveal the truth.

Country music stars Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs return for a song-filled visit to the Clampetts.

Jethro abandons his dangerous career as an astronaut for the even more precarious one of folk singer.

Eunice undergoes a drastic change after listening to Buzz's tape on positive thinking.

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Archie is not pleased when he is told by his doctor that he must lose 25 pounds. Edith tries to help keep him on a healthy diet, but Archie turns to Kelsey for unhealthy food.

Gloria's 24-hour-a-day job as a new mother doesn't leave much time for Mike.

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

Melanie forms a band to compete in a battle of the bands; Joy catches the attention of a band rival.

Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.

Cheers once again lags behind in the annual St. Patrick's Day practical joke contest.

Woody decides to elope after misconstruing Sam's advice; Norm pulls designated driver duty.

Bobby's new manager is more interested in his talents as a lover than his acting abilities.

Felix is told he can direct a razor commercial on television provided he can get football star Deacon Jones to appear in it.

Bob gives up most of his private practice to become the staff psychologist with a major insurance company. He soon learns that it's possible for a man in the corporate world to do his job too well.

The Chief tries to impress a magazine reporter in hopes of giving CONTROL a better image.

When Ralph and Norton find airline tickets, they think Alice is planning on running away with the producer of "This Is Your Life.".

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Featuring Carol and Sis, hypochondriac Harvey must avoid Carol and a take-off of the 1932 romance "Back Street.".

Dobie tries to cure Maynard's anti-work bias.

To keep an honor student from being taken away from his family that lives on an empty lot, Miss Brooks makes Conklin think he lives across the street; Connie's friends throw her a surprise party.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

Homer's psychiatrist suggests that he learn to love the Cannonball.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

Ann reminds a writer of his late wife.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Alice decides the Bradys no longer need her and prepares to leave.

Davy stands in for his double, a threatened prince.

The twins learn how to eavesdrop with a tape recorder.

The boys pose as aerialists to save a circus.

Profiling alligators.

Terry develops an infatuation for Dean Martin.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Neighborhood women come to Donna for parenting advice.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

The Douglases dote on Katie (Tina Cole) when they learn she's pregnant, but ignore Robbie (Don Grady).

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Controversy erupts in the Douglas household over the selection of a doctor for Katie during her pregnancy.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

Craig produces a documentary film about the American mother starring Lucy.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Lucy and a handsome policeman serve as decoys to capture an elusive holdup man.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

The entire "Alan Brady" staff presents a Christmas show instead of the script turned in by the writers.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

Rhoda and Mary fly to New York for Rhoda's younger sister's wedding.

Richie and Fonzie resort to drastic measures to escape when they are caught in the girls dorm after curfew.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

Sonny sacrifices his stuntman job for his romance with Laverne.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

On the way to Japan, a woman faces the past; Stubing meets a "geisha"; lottery winners and fortune hunters cause chaos.

Gilligan discovers an island bush with seeds that make mind reading possible.

Everyone receives an invitation to the Howells' party except the Skipper.

On the way to Japan, a woman faces the past; Stubing meets a "geisha"; lottery winners and fortune hunters cause chaos.

An experimental robot launched by the Air Force parachutes onto the island.

Mr. Howell organizes an army and appoints himself general after the castaways are attacked.

A Swedish actress who yearns to play a hillbilly moves in with the Clampetts to study backwoods dialect.

When Sgt. Carter announces his intention to quit the Corps, the men try to change his mind.

Girl-crazy Jethro concludes that he must have a cool bachelor pad in order to be a hit.

Gomer is delighted to find a real buddy -- a country boy from back home.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Sgt. Carter's love life takes a brighter turn when Gomer starts writing him anonymous notes.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

After getting a "Dear John" letter, Sgt. Carter discovers that the "other man" is Gomer.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

A birdwatcher (Wally Cox) endangers Elly's romance; Jethro is hired as Dash Riprock's stunt double.

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Jethro is elated, sure he's going to be twice as big a movie star as Dash Riprock, when he lands a job as Dash's double.

Archie is insistent on having Joey baptized, but both Gloria and Mike refuse. Archie decides to take matters into his own hands.

Professor Biddle, the meek leader of Biddle's Bird Watchers, guzzles Granny's tonic and turns into a tiger.

A broken furnace forces the Bunkers to spend a few days at the Stivic house.

Jethro decides he's ready for college and enrolls in the only one that will accept him.

Melanie suspects Joy is using drugs and recruits Rick to help; Elka teaches Victoria how to act old.

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

The ladies go dancing to burn the Cleveland pounds; Victoria catches Leandro's eye; Elka dukes it out with an old rival.

Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.

Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.

Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.

Carla consults a psychic (Georgia Brown) concerning her late husband's attempts to contact her from beyond.

Rebecca asks Sam to spy on Colcord to see if he has other girlfriends; Woody sings the new-roommate blues.

A woman questions Alex's courage; he becomes a daredevil and has an exciting ski-trip; he decides to live life to the fullest from then on and signs up for skydiving for the first time.

Sam denies the rumor that he has added Rebecca to his list of "conquests.".

Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix is banned from Midtown Memorial Hospital.

Celtics star Kevin McHale is injured by Woody when he plays in a match as a favor to Sam.

Bob's office routine becomes a wreck when Jerry hires a temporary receptionist. She's a very nice but very vague woman who can't even get Bob's name straight.

CONTROL and KAOS join forces in the search for a mad scientist threatening to destroy both East and West.

Bob's first literary venture turns out to be less than triumphant. His embarrassment makes him reluctant to join a convention of psychologists on a flight to Hawaii, especially when he finds out that Howard is the navigator.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Carol announces that she's going to marry Don Fesler, an unpublished poet with bad feet, and the news brings negative reactions from her friends.

Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet.

Emily's plans for a wonderful turkey dinner go downhill when Bob's mother (Martha Scott) and Emily's father (John Randolph) begin insulting one another the night before Thanksgiving.

Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today."Guests: Tim Conway, Edward Villella, Lucette Aldous..

KAOS frustrates CONTROL's every attempt to protect U.S. athletes while at their meets.

KAOS taps CONTROL's hot line and, imitating the president, orders new directives for CONTROL.

No one claims a purse Maynard found.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

Walter plays an early April Fool's Day trick on Mr. Conklin by pretending to be a radio quiz host and telling him that he's won a TV.

Sledge becomes a contestant on a game show to investigate the reigning champion's death. Guest: Peter Marshall.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

Bodybuilders make a special appearance for Groucho Marx.

Ozzie mourns the lack of Thanksgiving leftovers.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

Thorny's lack of gratitude over a birthday gift confuses Ozzie.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

Davy stands in for his double, a threatened prince.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

The boys pose as aerialists to save a circus.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

Profiling alligators.

Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Ann loses the only manuscript of Don's book.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

Rhoda's shy, retiring high-school chum Myrna begins a wild "nonromance" with Joe's best friend.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

An old boyfriend whom Rhoda once loved asks her out for dinner.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Rhoda discovers that Joe has been visiting a doctor without telling her.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

Rhoda and Brenda take Ida on her very first trip to the doctor.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

Mary's ex-boyfriend gets a job in the newsroom.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

Mary promises to find separated Lou a date.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

Rhoda is madly in love with the owner of the store she works in but has no idea how he feels about her.

Gilligan discovers an island bush with seeds that make mind reading possible.

While house sitting, Rowdies invade the roommates' beach party.

Everyone receives an invitation to the Howells' party except the Skipper.

Rhonda traps the girls into playing a game of "Truth or Dare".

An experimental robot launched by the Air Force parachutes onto the island.

The roommates find they're about to wed singers after eating laced brownies.

Mr. Howell organizes an army and appoints himself general after the castaways are attacked.

Carmine's new comedy act has everyone laughing -- except his friends.

When Sgt. Carter announces his intention to quit the Corps, the men try to change his mind.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Gomer is delighted to find a real buddy -- a country boy from back home.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Sgt. Carter's love life takes a brighter turn when Gomer starts writing him anonymous notes.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

After getting a "Dear John" letter, Sgt. Carter discovers that the "other man" is Gomer.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

A birdwatcher (Wally Cox) endangers Elly's romance; Jethro is hired as Dash Riprock's stunt double.

Jethro is elated, sure he's going to be twice as big a movie star as Dash Riprock, when he lands a job as Dash's double.

Professor Biddle, the meek leader of Biddle's Bird Watchers, guzzles Granny's tonic and turns into a tiger.

Jethro decides he's ready for college and enrolls in the only one that will accept him.

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.

A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.

Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.

Rebecca suspects Robin of an ulterior motive after she moves in with him.

A woman (Mildred Natwick) tries to marry her brother to a friend (Helen Hayes); a mystery caller bothers a woman; Doc swears off women; a man falls for a protected witness; guest James MacArthur.

Robin (Roger Rees) and Rebecca face criminal charges following an ill-fated corporate takeover attempt.

Sam denies the rumor that he has added Rebecca to his list of "conquests.".

Celtics star Kevin McHale is injured by Woody when he plays in a match as a favor to Sam.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

Having preached honesty in relationships to his patients, Bob decides to follow his own advice. Immediately he offends two dinner guests and starts an argument with Emily.

Bob's first literary venture turns out to be less than triumphant. His embarrassment makes him reluctant to join a convention of psychologists on a flight to Hawaii, especially when he finds out that Howard is the navigator.

When Biff and Tippy auction off their possessions prior to divorcing, they find each item valuable.

Carol announces that she's going to marry Don Fesler, an unpublished poet with bad feet, and the news brings negative reactions from her friends.

A couple finds that their cabin might contain a lot of cash; Ben and Ruth decide they need help from a marriage counselor.

Emily's plans for a wonderful turkey dinner go downhill when Bob's mother (Martha Scott) and Emily's father (John Randolph) begin insulting one another the night before Thanksgiving.

A wedding date conflicts with a writer's deadline; a baker loses the girl for his cake.

KAOS frustrates CONTROL's every attempt to protect U.S. athletes while at their meets.

A bachelor becomes an instant family man to qualify for a date with a gorgeous woman.

KAOS taps CONTROL's hot line and, imitating the president, orders new directives for CONTROL.

Goober teaches high-school driver education and collides with the principal's car.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

Sledge becomes a contestant on a game show to investigate the reigning champion's death. Guest: Peter Marshall.

Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Mike and Harold have an argument just before the annual fishing trip.

Bodybuilders make a special appearance for Groucho Marx.

Sam is embarrassed when his bean crop fails and Millie's prospers.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

Ozzie mourns the lack of Thanksgiving leftovers.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Thorny's lack of gratitude over a birthday gift confuses Ozzie.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

When Jan develops an allergy, it is feared that she is allergic to her new father.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

Relatives clash in the Williams household.

Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid.

A grateful patient's husband offers Alex an investment.

Ann loses the only manuscript of Don's book.

The baby stirs inside Katie, and Robbie suddenly sheds his youthful ways.

Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster.

Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her.

Because he's about to become a grandfather, Steve has an easier time working out a contract with a general.

Rhoda's shy, retiring high-school chum Myrna begins a wild "nonromance" with Joe's best friend.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

An old boyfriend whom Rhoda once loved asks her out for dinner.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

Rhoda discovers that Joe has been visiting a doctor without telling her.

Rhoda and Brenda take Ida on her very first trip to the doctor.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

Mary's ex-boyfriend gets a job in the newsroom.

Mary promises to find separated Lou a date.

Fonzie will have nothing more to do with his cousin Chachi after he skips school and cheats on an exam.

Rhoda is madly in love with the owner of the store she works in but has no idea how he feels about her.

The girls regret writing a nasty note to their boss -- after it's been delivered to his office.

While house sitting, Rowdies invade the roommates' beach party.

Julie falls for a singer (Engelbert Humperdinck); Doc and Gopher vie for an invalid's nurse; a man (Mark Harmon) learns about his boss.

Rhonda traps the girls into playing a game of "Truth or Dare".

The roommates find they're about to wed singers after eating laced brownies.

A former film actress (Claire Trevor) meets her daughter; a widow (Arlene Dahl) falls for the ship's engineer; newlyweds predict doom.

Carmine's new comedy act has everyone laughing -- except his friends.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Granny, who used to spend 10 hours a day on her party line back home, demands a party-line phone in Beverly Hills.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Granny hopes to win Elly a husband by entering an old family dish in a recipe contest and signing Elly's name to it.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she find's Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Victoria and Joy try to get revenge on Victoria's nemesis; Melanie's new boyfriend likes her feet.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

The gang has reservations about Sam's desire to rehire Rebecca.

A woman (Mildred Natwick) tries to marry her brother to a friend (Helen Hayes); a mystery caller bothers a woman; Doc swears off women; a man falls for a protected witness; guest James MacArthur.

Rebecca is upset when the press has a field day with her former rival, who identifies herself as Robin Colcord's true love.

Tired of driving ill-fixed cabs, the cabbies go on strike; Louie offers a solution.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

Bob forms an all-women consciousness-raising group. He gets kicked out after Emily joins and inadvertently points out some of the unliberated areas in their own marriage.

Max and 99 team up with agent Samuels in a search for a mysterious spy.

When Biff and Tippy auction off their possessions prior to divorcing, they find each item valuable.

The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

A couple finds that their cabin might contain a lot of cash; Ben and Ruth decide they need help from a marriage counselor.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

A wedding date conflicts with a writer's deadline; a baker loses the girl for his cake.

Guests Anthony Newley and Dick Martin are anything but clueless in tonight's tribute to detectives in the movies; Carol and Vicki are single and ready to mingle in a sketch set in a singles bar.Guests: Anthony Newley, Dick Martin..

A bachelor becomes an instant family man to qualify for a date with a gorgeous woman.

Goober teaches high-school driver education and collides with the principal's car.

Dobie tries to prevent a classmate from dropping out.

Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving.

After hearing Mr. Boynton say he'll marry when he's too old to enjoy anything else, Miss Brooks schemes with Angela to make him feel ancient.

Mike and Harold have an argument just before the annual fishing trip.

Charley and Floyd are sent to pick apples for Kate's special recipe.

Sam is embarrassed when his bean crop fails and Millie's prospers.

Milton Berle and Danny Thomas want to buy Ann's old trunk.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

When Jan develops an allergy, it is feared that she is allergic to her new father.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Relatives clash in the Williams household.

A grateful patient's husband offers Alex an investment.

The baby stirs inside Katie, and Robbie suddenly sheds his youthful ways.

Because he's about to become a grandfather, Steve has an easier time working out a contract with a general.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

A congresswoman with whom Mary worked on a news show accepts Mary's very casual invitation to dinner.

Fonzie will have nothing more to do with his cousin Chachi after he skips school and cheats on an exam.

The girls regret writing a nasty note to their boss -- after it's been delivered to his office.

Julie falls for a singer (Engelbert Humperdinck); Doc and Gopher vie for an invalid's nurse; a man (Mark Harmon) learns about his boss.

A former film actress (Claire Trevor) meets her daughter; a widow (Arlene Dahl) falls for the ship's engineer; newlyweds predict doom.

Granny, who used to spend 10 hours a day on her party line back home, demands a party-line phone in Beverly Hills.

Granny hopes to win Elly a husband by entering an old family dish in a recipe contest and signing Elly's name to it.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she find's Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Victoria and Joy try to get revenge on Victoria's nemesis; Melanie's new boyfriend likes her feet.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

The gang has reservations about Sam's desire to rehire Rebecca.

Rebecca is upset when the press has a field day with her former rival, who identifies herself as Robin Colcord's true love.

Tired of driving ill-fixed cabs, the cabbies go on strike; Louie offers a solution.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

Bob forms an all-women consciousness-raising group. He gets kicked out after Emily joins and inadvertently points out some of the unliberated areas in their own marriage.

Max and 99 team up with agent Samuels in a search for a mysterious spy.

The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

Guests Anthony Newley and Dick Martin are anything but clueless in tonight's tribute to detectives in the movies; Carol and Vicki are single and ready to mingle in a sketch set in a singles bar.Guests: Anthony Newley, Dick Martin..

Dobie tries to prevent a classmate from dropping out.

After hearing Mr. Boynton say he'll marry when he's too old to enjoy anything else, Miss Brooks schemes with Angela to make him feel ancient.

Charley and Floyd are sent to pick apples for Kate's special recipe.

Milton Berle and Danny Thomas want to buy Ann's old trunk.