Sam discovers Coach is being ripped off in his daily gin games.

Diane's well-to-do mother will lose her inheritance if Diane isn't married within 24 hours.

Jim is left a fortune when his father dies but must convince a judge he's mentally competent in order to collect.

Oscar must raise money for a new bed when he burns a hole in Felix's.

Cliff Murdock (Tom Poston), Bob's old laugh-a-minute college buddy, affectionately known as "The Peeper," pays a return visit. An uncharacteristically somber Cliff announces that his wife has left him.

Stephanie takes care of everyone else when a measles epidemic strikes.

Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Hoping to strike gold in California, Sgt. Bilko has an unused base reopened and moves the whole camp out west.

A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.Guests: Jim Nabors..

A psychology class convinces Dobie to propose to Zelda.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ann loses an earring Don gave her.

Sister Bertrille recruits substitute fathers for orphan boys.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

Bobby becomes a frantic competitor when he discovers he is the only Brady without a trophy.

Cissy develops a crush on her psychology teacher.

Uncle Tonoose goes looking for work.

Jeff tries to get an interview with Don Drysdale.

Members of a losing team may lose their girlfriends.

Tramp is scheduled for a Hollywood film test.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney are arrested for possession of stolen goods.

Lucy helps a cocktail-lounge piano player finish composing a hit song.

Lucy and Ethel disguise themselves as hillbillies when the men and women can't decide how to celebrate the Mertzes' 18th wedding anniversary.

Lucy believes Ricky is losing interest in her. Ethel finds a book that offers suggestions such as: dressing up for breakfast, taking up her husband's hobbies, and surrounding their apartment with things that remind her husband of his childhood.

Six-year-old Ritchie asks his parents about the birds and the bees.

After a fire destroys Rhoda's apartment, she moves in with Mary.

Fonzie (Henry Winkler) is challenged by a vengeful karate expert (Tom Hanks) for a childhood incident.

Shirley rushes off to live with her new husband and only leaves a short note behind for Laverne.

Gopher is asked to manage a resort hotel; a rich widow plans to live on board; a magician substitutes for his magician brother.

A widower and his son fall for the same girl; a bachelor is allergic to marriage; Stubing tries to rehabilitate a teenage shoplifter.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

The day arrives for Thelma to marry handsome football star Keith Anderson.

Thelma's new husband stands to lose his contract and J.J. faces the jaws of a greedy loan shark.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Gloria moves out of the Bunker household as the result of an argument with Mike when she demands that he treat her as an equal.

Archie circulates a petition to keep more black families from moving into the area.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Elka and Fred meet with Reverend Boyce; Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product; bridezilla's bidding.

Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

Sam becomes jealous when his impressive older brother Derek drops by the bar and charms Diane.

Diane's fascination with Sam's older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him.

The Rev. Jim comes to the rescue when Alex is consumed by gambling fever after a lucky night in Atlantic City, N.J.

When Oscar's mother fears for her son's social life, Felix finds him an old-fashioned Greek girl.

Bob receives a telegram saying that his old college chum, "The Peeper", is coming to Chicago and bringing a surprise. The surprise turns out to be a brand-new bride.

Everyone but Dick (Bob Newhart) believes the inn is haunted. With Mary Frann.

Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Bilko tries to cure horror-movie addict Ritzik.

Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence.Guests: Steve Lawrence..

Dobie's investment in eggs goes sour.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ann thinks she owes $2600 to the IRS.

Sister Bertrille substitutes as an advice columnist.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

Patty's father (Tony Dow) makes a Christmas visit.

The Bradys organize a protest against plans to build a courthouse on the park site near their home.

Patty's problems with her father endanger her plans.

Jody befriends a millionaire sought by Bill.

Visiting a dog sanctuary.

Linda meets a little man who claims to be a leprechaun.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Two girls want to go to a dance with Jeff.

Mike and Robbie take a song to a New York publisher.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ernie and Chip re-enact "Tom Sawyer.".

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Lucy helps a man (Ken Berry) start a dancing school.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

Lucy and Viv stumble into Joan Crawford's home when their car breaks down.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Lucy and Ethel disguise themselves as hillbillies when the men and women can't decide how to celebrate the Mertzes' 18th wedding anniversary.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Lucy believes Ricky is losing interest in her. Ethel finds a book that offers suggestions such as: dressing up for breakfast, taking up her husband's hobbies, and surrounding their apartment with things that remind her husband of his childhood.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's habits.

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

An architect who has come to sketch Mary's building invites her out on a date.

Mike discovers that he has lost important papers during a trip to an amusement park.

Folk music takes over when Joanie and Chachi arrive to make their TV debut on "Hootnite.".

The Bradys think Alice is planning to elope with Sam and begin planning a party for her.

Laverne makes an unforgettable first impression at her new job when she tries on an anti-gravity suit.

Jan makes promises she can't keep in order to win a popularity contest.

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise brings love and conflicts to crew members and passengers; guest Raymond Burr.

The castaways discover a long-forgotten aviator living on the island.

A competition for president of the island between Skipper and Mr. Howell leaves a surprising result.

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise brings love and conflicts to crew members and passengers; guest Raymond Burr.

A captured duck may mean rescue or dinner after it lands on the island.

Gilligan discovers a substance that is stronger than glue when he attempts to turn sap into maple syrup. The castaways use the substance to patch up the Minnow and prepare to escape the island.

Mama goes to work for a travel agency.

Fonzie declares his love to Ashley; an old flame infuriates Ashley.

Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance.

Fonzi arranges for Melvin Belvin to take K.C. to Arnold's costume ball.

Willona makes an effort to protect Penny from learning the facts of life.

The competition from a nearby shopping mall is threatening to put Cunningham Hardware out of business.

J.J. tries his hand at giving art lessons, with unexpected results.

Roger's old girlfriend arrives in Milwaukee on the rebound from another guy.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Ricky sells his car and the Mertzes think they are being stranded in California.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Lucy, unaccustomed to train travel, envisions intrigue and romance.

The Bunkers face a touchy and tragic situation when a visiting relative dies in their home.

When the Ricardos return from Hollywood, Ricky is hailed as a major celebrity.

A highly respected abstract artist specializing in nudes asks Gloria to pose for him.

Ricky's new fame leads the Ricardos to consider moving to a larger apartment.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Dan, costumed as the "Phantom of the Courthouse," hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.

Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane.

Carla's promiscuous sister (Rhea Perlman in a dual role) hits on everyone in the bar -- including naive Cliff.

One year after dumping her, Diane's intellectual former fiancé returns to reclaim her.

Jeff is fired after he confesses to stealing from the garage in order to protect the real villain.

Carla rejects a man interested in her romantically, convinced that he must have some fatal flaw.

As a surprise for Oscar, Felix redecorates and refurnishes the apartment.

The annual snow carnival may be postponed due to the dry forecast -- until Larry, Darryl and Darryl come up with a possible solution.

Bob's therapy group gets a surprise when a patient (Howard Hesseman) announces that he is gay.

Joanna and Dick (Mary Frann, Bob Newhart) renew their marriage vows.

Dick submits a book to his publisher using his old pen name, but the prank backfires when his work is rejected.

The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

Larry, Darryl and Darryl (William Sanderson, Tony Papenfuss, John Voldstad) vie for the attention of their new waitress. With Bob Newhart and Mary Frann.

Bilko heads for disaster when he invests his platoon's money in the transportation business.

The Smarts think that the Chief has gone daft when he risks romancing a beautiful woman.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveller getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

Max's personal snooping leads to a clue about a KAOS research lab.

Thalia uses her looks to boost door-to-door sales.

Maynard believes in Santa Claus.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

While trying to do a good deed, the boys discover that an impoverished woman has a million-dollar secret.

Ann plans a spectacular career for a woman who dubbed her voice in a commercial.

The boys help make a flop become a successful play when they are seen leaving the theater.

Sister Bertrille's sister, a doctor, pays a visit.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more.Guests: Lucille Ball, Gloria Loring, Tim Conway..

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance.Guests: Richard Chamberlain, Gloria Loring..

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Don Adams guest stars; Don plays a talk show host beset with technical difficulties and Carol's agitated husband in The Lost Purse; Lesley Ann Warren dazzles us with song and dance.Guests: Don Adams, Lesley Ann Warren..

Patty's father (Tony Dow) makes a Christmas visit.

Patty's problems with her father endanger her plans.

Jonathan Winters and Barbara Eden join Carol for the question and answer segment; Barbara and dancers perform "Bend It;" Leonard Nimoy joins Carol in "Mrs. Invisible Man."Guests: Jonathan Winters, Barbara Eden, Leonard Nimoy..

Visiting a dog sanctuary.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race.Guests: Mickey Rooney, John Davidson..

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Carol's guests are Frank Gorshin and Lana Turner; Gorshin does his famous impressions, then joins up with Turner in a sketch about Bluebeard, who has just taken his unlucky 13th bride, Carol.Guests: Lana Turner, Frank Gorshin..

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Carol's guests are George Chakiris and Shirley Jones; Chakiris joins Carol for the Q&A; the latest Carol & Sis sketch finds Jones playing Roger's temp secretary.Guests: George Chakiris, Shirley Jones..

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jonathan Winters returns as Carol's guest, highlighted by a dual role in The Wonderful World of Hospitals; fellow guest Dionne Warwick takes the stage solo and with Carol for a musical treat.Guests: Jonathan Winters, Dionne Warwick..

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

Mike discovers that he has lost important papers during a trip to an amusement park.

The Bradys think Alice is planning to elope with Sam and begin planning a party for her.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns:; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.Guests: Betty Grable, Martha Raye..

Jan makes promises she can't keep in order to win a popularity contest.

The castaways discover a long-forgotten aviator living on the island.

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.Guests: Peter Lawford, Minnie Pearl..

A competition for president of the island between Skipper and Mr. Howell leaves a surprising result.

A captured duck may mean rescue or dinner after it lands on the island.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.Guests: Tim Conway, Shani Wallis..

Gilligan discovers a substance that is stronger than glue when he attempts to turn sap into maple syrup. The castaways use the substance to patch up the Minnow and prepare to escape the island.

Fonzie declares his love to Ashley; an old flame infuriates Ashley.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.Guests: Sid Caesar, Barbara McNair..

Fonzi arranges for Melvin Belvin to take K.C. to Arnold's costume ball.

The competition from a nearby shopping mall is threatening to put Cunningham Hardware out of business.

A spoof of "National Velvet" with Carol in the Elizabeth Taylor role; a salute to Las Vegas.

Roger's old girlfriend arrives in Milwaukee on the rebound from another guy.

Ricky sells his car and the Mertzes think they are being stranded in California.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.Guests: Madeline Kahn..

Lucy, unaccustomed to train travel, envisions intrigue and romance.

When the Ricardos return from Hollywood, Ricky is hailed as a major celebrity.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.Guests: Alan King..

Ricky's new fame leads the Ricardos to consider moving to a larger apartment.

The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.Guests: Betty White..

Dan, costumed as the "Phantom of the Courthouse," hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.Guests: Dick Van Dyke..

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

Carla claims that Diane is getting preferential treatment; Diane looks for a new job.

Mr. Tudball takes his secretary, Mrs. Wiggins, out for lunch; Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar.

Diane decides to save Andy, an unbalanced ex-convict that finds life easier in jail.

One year after dumping her, Diane's intellectual former fiancé returns to reclaim her.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Carla rejects a man interested in her romantically, convinced that he must have some fatal flaw.

The annual snow carnival may be postponed due to the dry forecast -- until Larry, Darryl and Darryl come up with a possible solution.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.Guests: Hal Linden..

George's only living relative, a distant cousin, arrives for a visit.

Dick submits a book to his publisher using his old pen name, but the prank backfires when his work is rejected.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.Guests: Neil Sedaka..

Larry, Darryl and Darryl (William Sanderson, Tony Papenfuss, John Voldstad) vie for the attention of their new waitress. With Bob Newhart and Mary Frann.

The Smarts think that the Chief has gone daft when he risks romancing a beautiful woman.

Mr. Tudball has a hard time coordinating a fire-safety plan with Mrs. Wiggins; a soldier stranded in a desert with a commanding officer; a parody of 1930s Mickey Rooney/Judy Garland musicals; guest Ken Berry.Guests: Ken Berry..

Max's personal snooping leads to a clue about a KAOS research lab.

Maynard's charity to a Mexican boy causes trouble.

A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.Guests: Jim Nabors..

Maynard believes in Santa Claus.

While trying to do a good deed, the boys discover that an impoverished woman has a million-dollar secret.

Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence.Guests: Steve Lawrence..

The boys help make a flop become a successful play when they are seen leaving the theater.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more.Guests: Lucille Ball, Gloria Loring, Tim Conway..

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance.Guests: Richard Chamberlain, Gloria Loring..

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

Don Adams guest stars; Don plays a talk show host beset with technical difficulties and Carol's agitated husband in The Lost Purse; Lesley Ann Warren dazzles us with song and dance.Guests: Don Adams, Lesley Ann Warren..

Bill can't understand why Cissy won't tell him what's troubling her.

Danny makes a startling discovery about a young singer he imports to appear at the Copa Club.

Jonathan Winters and Barbara Eden join Carol for the question and answer segment; Barbara and dancers perform "Bend It;" Leonard Nimoy joins Carol in "Mrs. Invisible Man."Guests: Jonathan Winters, Barbara Eden, Leonard Nimoy..

Jeff's new bus fails in front of the house.

Barbara loses the feeling that she is a guest in her own home when Steve leaves town and she confronts one of Chip's teachers.

Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race.Guests: Mickey Rooney, John Davidson..

Steve and Robbie go on a Caribbean cruise.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney cause Sid Caesar to be arrested.

Carol's guests are Frank Gorshin and Lana Turner; Gorshin does his famous impressions, then joins up with Turner in a sketch about Bluebeard, who has just taken his unlucky 13th bride, Carol.Guests: Lana Turner, Frank Gorshin..

Lucy learns that Mr. Mooney is being considered for the presidency of a San Francisco bank.

Carol's guests are George Chakiris and Shirley Jones; Chakiris joins Carol for the Q&A; the latest Carol & Sis sketch finds Jones playing Roger's temp secretary.Guests: George Chakiris, Shirley Jones..

Rob's pal Jerry strains their friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.

Jonathan Winters returns as Carol's guest, highlighted by a dual role in The Wonderful World of Hospitals; fellow guest Dionne Warwick takes the stage solo and with Carol for a musical treat.Guests: Jonathan Winters, Dionne Warwick..

Rhoda becomes jealous when Mary begins spending a great deal of time with a new friend.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns:; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.Guests: Betty Grable, Martha Raye..

Ashley drinks too much at a Pfister family party; Fonzie meets her estranged family.

Laverne decides to become a Playboy Bunny and meets Hugh Hefner.

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.Guests: Peter Lawford, Minnie Pearl..

Stubing is considered for a prestigious command; a woman makes a date with a friend's fiance; an ex-surgeon criticizes Doc's practice.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.Guests: Tim Conway, Shani Wallis..

Isaac loves a girl (Debbie Allen) considering marriage; an heiress thinks men just want her money; a dog rejects its mistress' suitor.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.Guests: Sid Caesar, Barbara McNair..

Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau.

Mama runs out to replace Fran's dress after she accidentally burns a hole in it.

A spoof of "National Velvet" with Carol in the Elizabeth Taylor role; a salute to Las Vegas.

Michael stuns the family with his decision to move out of the house.

An unemployed J.J. is torn between his emotions and the facts when a girlfriend returns to town.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.Guests: Madeline Kahn..

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.Guests: Alan King..

Archie is depressed because he did not get his usual Christmas bonus.

The Bunker household's Christmas mood turns grim when Edith tells Gloria she is going for a surgical examination.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.Guests: Betty White..

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise; Melanie runs into her estranged sister; Joy and Victoria face temptation.

The ladies go funeral crashing to track down Melanie's dress; Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts; Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.Guests: Dick Van Dyke..

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Mr. Tudball takes his secretary, Mrs. Wiggins, out for lunch; Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar.

Sam's friend (Fred Dryer) hopes to put an end to Sam and Diane's relationship.

Coach becomes a slave driver when he's put in charge of a Little League team.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

When Simka learns that Latka has been unfaithful, she is bound by tradition to repeat his indiscretion with one of his co-workers.

When Murray's wife ejects him from their home, Felix invites him to share Oscar's apartment.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.Guests: Hal Linden..

Christmas means sad memories for Bob's therapy group, and it's evident that 'tis not the season for everyone to be jolly. Bob decides to invite the group over for Christmas Eve.

George (Tom Poston) is attracted to a visiting actress, who has a reputation for "using" men. With Mary Frann and Bob Newhart.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.Guests: Neil Sedaka..

The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

Bilko leaves the Army to take a job at a company that sells burlap bags.

Mr. Tudball has a hard time coordinating a fire-safety plan with Mrs. Wiggins; a soldier stranded in a desert with a commanding officer; a parody of 1930s Mickey Rooney/Judy Garland musicals; guest Ken Berry.Guests: Ken Berry..

A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.Guests: Jim Nabors..

Dobie passes on Maynard's party for a society bash.

Everyone exchanges gifts to buy presents for their friends, so nobody gets what they want, and the lady in charge of exchanges at the store is anything but cheerful.

Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence.Guests: Steve Lawrence..

Ann swallows her pride for an embarrassing TV role.

The convent gets a pool table and Sister Bertrille winds up behind the eight ball.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

Bill can't understand why Cissy won't tell him what's troubling her.

Danny makes a startling discovery about a young singer he imports to appear at the Copa Club.

Jeff's new bus fails in front of the house.

Barbara loses the feeling that she is a guest in her own home when Steve leaves town and she confronts one of Chip's teachers.

Steve and Robbie go on a Caribbean cruise.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney cause Sid Caesar to be arrested.

Lucy learns that Mr. Mooney is being considered for the presidency of a San Francisco bank.

Rob's pal Jerry strains their friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.

Rhoda becomes jealous when Mary begins spending a great deal of time with a new friend.

Ashley drinks too much at a Pfister family party; Fonzie meets her estranged family.

Laverne decides to become a Playboy Bunny and meets Hugh Hefner.

Stubing is considered for a prestigious command; a woman makes a date with a friend's fiance; an ex-surgeon criticizes Doc's practice.

Isaac loves a girl (Debbie Allen) considering marriage; an heiress thinks men just want her money; a dog rejects its mistress' suitor.

Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau.

Mama runs out to replace Fran's dress after she accidentally burns a hole in it.

Michael stuns the family with his decision to move out of the house.

An unemployed J.J. is torn between his emotions and the facts when a girlfriend returns to town.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Archie is depressed because he did not get his usual Christmas bonus.

The Bunker household's Christmas mood turns grim when Edith tells Gloria she is going for a surgical examination.

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise; Melanie runs into her estranged sister; Joy and Victoria face temptation.

The ladies go funeral crashing to track down Melanie's dress; Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts; Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Sam's friend (Fred Dryer) hopes to put an end to Sam and Diane's relationship.

Coach becomes a slave driver when he's put in charge of a Little League team.

When Simka learns that Latka has been unfaithful, she is bound by tradition to repeat his indiscretion with one of his co-workers.

When Murray's wife ejects him from their home, Felix invites him to share Oscar's apartment.

Christmas means sad memories for Bob's therapy group, and it's evident that 'tis not the season for everyone to be jolly. Bob decides to invite the group over for Christmas Eve.

George (Tom Poston) is attracted to a visiting actress, who has a reputation for "using" men. With Mary Frann and Bob Newhart.

The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

Bilko leaves the Army to take a job at a company that sells burlap bags.

The wife of a busy company man takes drastic action to get his attention; a loser in life relates 26 years of woe to a total stranger; a favorite uncle gets an airport farewell.

Dobie passes on Maynard's party for a society bash.

Everyone exchanges gifts to buy presents for their friends, so nobody gets what they want, and the lady in charge of exchanges at the store is anything but cheerful.

Ann swallows her pride for an embarrassing TV role.

The convent gets a pool table and Sister Bertrille winds up behind the eight ball.