Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

Diane tries to keep Sam from going on a ski weekend with the guys.

When an old friend dies, Coach decides to hold a memorial service for him in the bar, inviting all of their old friends, but then Coach discovers that the deceased once made a pass at his late wife.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Felix brings home an abandoned baby, much to Oscar's dismay.

Bob advises a patient to write a play based on his own experiences, but the resulting play features characters bearing startling resemblances to the rest of the patients.

A leader at KAOS becomes suspicious of Agent Maxwell Smart's intentions.

In order to save money, the Kramdens and the Nortons move in together.

Bilko finds uranium beneath Hall's living room.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.Guests: Betty White..

The Chatsworths are suddenly penniless.

Connie's new friend at Mrs. Nestor's elementary school makes it easier for Connie to leave her old friends.

Bobbie Jo attempts a seemingly impossible feat to be accepted into Hooterville High's only sorority.

Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

In Hollywood, Cissy falls for a western star.

Gina opposes her beau for class president.

A young family friend falls for Mary.

Polly and Chip (Ronne Troup, Stanley Livingston) care for everyone else's children over a long weekend.

Barbara's (Beverly Garland) bubbly personality becomes embarrassing for Steve (Fred MacMurray).

Lucy falls for the doctor (Lloyd Bridges) treating her broken leg.

The FBI wants Lucy to pose as a gangster's girl.

Ricky misleads Lucy into thinking he knows all the answers to a radio quiz show; she gets them booked onto the next broadcast. When Ricky reveals the truth, Lucy tries to sneak a peek at the questions in advance but things backfire on her scheme.

After taking so long to get dressed that they miss a dinner with his new boss, Ricky puts Lucy on a strict schedule. On a follow-up dinner with Ricky's boss and his wife, the women give the men a taste of what it's like to be on a schedule.

The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

An impatient Ted drives everyone crazy as he waits to find out if he has been chosen as a game show host.

Fonzie matches blades with a French fencing champion who had insulted America and Joanie.

Laverne gets thrown into jail after she is accused of shoplifting at an exclusive store.

A maligned politician meets a reporter; Isaac and a girl clash over a passenger; a boyfriend jeopardizes a beauty contestant's chances.

The crew is ordered to help Stubing's nephew; an embezzler unwittingly falls for a police officer; unmarried sisters clash over a man.

The Clampetts man the battlements in preparation for an invasion of grunion.

The Clampetts, encouraged by Mr. Drysdale, guard Malibu Beach from the grunion.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Following a robbery, a crook breaks into the Bunker home to avoid capture by the police.

The Stivics and the Bunkers recall Mike's introduction to his future father-in-law.

Joy and Bob take Victoria for a ride-along to prepare for her detective role; Elka and Melanie battle Agnes and Mona in a game competition at Stormi's.

Melanie and Jack want to add spice to their relationship; Victoria becomes a vodka spokesperson; Joy's new hairstyle backfires; Elka and Mayor Deacon have an affair.

While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

Norm thinks he must have an affair with an attractive client to prove his manhood.

Sam believes that Diane is still madly in love with him; Cliff catches a co-worker stealing.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Oscar wins a playful $1,000 bet with an 11-year-old neighbor in an arm-wrestling match, and the child pays with cash.

Mr. Carlin involves Emily in his scheme to impress his former schoolmates, especially a girl who never gave him the time of day.

A KAOS kingpin sends an invisible agent to kidnap a scientist from Max's apartment.

Ralph has to lose weight or he will lose his job.

Hall sends a tough sergeant to take care of Bilko's easygoing platoon.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.Guests: Dick Van Dyke..

Maynard tries to save a chimp from going to a lab.

Connie's picnic with friends takes an odd turn.

A doctor establishes offices at Shady Rest, much to the chagrin of Kate and the two soon have a confrontation.

Ann accompanies Don on an interview with an opera star and gets more involved than she'd anticipated.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

Greg gets his driver's license and his first vehicle with the help of his fast-talking buddy. But the car turns out to be beat-up and there is no restoring it.

Jody woos a girl to get a stamp for his collection.

Danny is caught in a crossfire of practical jokes.

Donna tries to impress a woman with her good taste.

Katie gets a job as a coffeehouse singer.

Polly (Ronne Troup) believes Chip (Stanley Livingston) is losing interest in her.

Lucy breaks her leg and shares a hospital room with Eva Gabor.

Lucy creates havoc when she suddenly gains incredible strength.

Ricky is horrified to notice his hair-line is receding; Lucy tries a number of unorthodox treatments in order to convince Ricky that the products and treatments aren't worth the worry about his hair.

Ricky's boss won't give him a raise, so he quits. Lucy and the Mertzes decide that to convince the boss to hire Ricky back, they should pretend to be different patrons of the club who, once they discover Ricky isn't there anymore, would leave.

Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.

Mary's Aunt Flo (Eileen Heckart), a well-known newspaper journalist, visits Mary and the newsroom staff.

Chachi is conned into peddling a miracle wax that turns out to be phony.

The Pizza Bowl gang, the Fonz and Richie reminisce about the crazy times they've shared with the girls.

The crew searches for an undercover inspector; a plain girl meets a shy man; a middle-aged man and a young girl cherish time together.

Couples test their marriages; an elderly man finances the cruise by cheating at cards; a woman's suitor needs to use a lovers' manual.

Granny and Elly join the women's rights movement, leaving all the chores to Jed and Jethro.

Jed and Jethro enjoy living like Asian potentates, waited on by three Japanese girls.

Vint is sure he has a shot at stardom after winning a talent contest.

Mama's paralyzing back problems flare up just when guests start arriving for Naomi's dinner party.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

A local election sparks dissent in the Bunker household when conservative Archie is pitted against liberal Mike.

Edith's honesty infuriates Archie when he learns that she left a note on an unoccupied car that she dented.

Joy helps Melanie convince Jenna to attend medical school; Victoria obsesses about a nude scene; Elka takes Lance, the "Councilman for the Day," under her wing.

When Melanie feels smothered by Jack, she gets Frankie's help; Victoria's father visits with an announcement; Elka fights off Alex's advances.

While serving jury duty, Rob finds himself siding with the female defendant.

Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.

Sam hires an eccentric artist (Christopher Lloyd) to paint a portrait of Diane.

Diane defends her relationship with Sam while having her portrait painted by an artist (Christopher Lloyd).

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Fired Oscar goes to work for a men's magazine.

A radio celebrity comes to Bob because of his stuttering problem. On radio, he practiced several unseen rhythmic devices to mask his problem, but a new television opportunity threatens to expose his problem with disastrous results.

Max calls a maximum alert when American Indians threaten war unless they get their country back.

Ralph has to lose weight, or he will lose his job.

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Mr. Tudball takes his secretary, Mrs. Wiggins, out for lunch; Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar.

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

After a fortune teller predicts trouble for Miss Brooks involving rabbits, Mrs. Nestor wants all of the long-eared creatures out of her school and instructs the faculty to collect them to be carried to a pet shop.

Kate's daughters beg her to invite a rock 'n' roll star to perform at a benefit show.

Ann tries to convince her family that city life is safe.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Greg and Marcia date each other's school rivals to get back at each other. The younger Brady siblings build a dunking tank for the upcoming school carnival.

Cissy brings home a soldier's pregnant wife.

Linda tells her parents about her new friend -- a nine-foot giant.

Jeff's stray cat is found to be a valuable Manx.

Reluctant students take cello lessons from Uncle Charley (William Demarest).

Plans go awry when the triplets are chosen to appear in a TV commercial. With Tina Cole, Don Grady and Fred MacMurray.

Harry tends to Lucy when she is released from the hospital.

George Burns asks Lucy to become his partner in his nightclub act.

Ricky and Fred think doing housework is much easier than earning money but Lucy and Ethel feel the opposite; so the boys try doing the housework while the girls attempt to hold down a job on a conveyer belt at a candy factory.

Ricky won't let Lucy go with him on the road, so she auditions for him with her saxophone; Lucy tries to make Ricky jealous, but Ricky gets even by planting men in their closet, so he can act out his jealousy in front of a bewildered Lucy.

Rob recalls the time he and his best friend tried to buy the same house.

The newsroom is shocked at the bizarre death of Chuckles the Clown during a circus parade.

Troubles with his studies and an insulting professor prompt Potsie to quit school.

The girls are mistaken for prostitutes and picked up by police.

Parents want to end their son's relationship with a girl; a couple learns a lesson in true love; Doc's nurse is a lovely ex-showgirl.

A man must wed to inherit $3 million; a widow poses as an adventuress; a male chauvinist angers his fiancée; a reporter seeks scandal.

Granny and Elly, assured of their equal rights, return to the Clampett mansion.

Elly gets a job at Mr. Drysdale's bank and shares an apartment with Jane.

The family decides to teach Mama to drive.

Mama takes a self-defense class after being mugged.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Archie jumps at a $35,000 offer to sell his house to a black buyer.

Stress over upcoming exams leaves Mike impotent. Archie offers advice, only making Mike's stress levels rise.

Joy's younger sister visits; Melanie helps Victoria write a children's book; Elka and Mamie Sue welcome British royalty.

When Bob helps Joy's grandson deal with a bully, Joy views him in a new light; Melanie is inspired to reconnect with a woman from her past; Victoria tries to keep pace with her younger boyfriend.

Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking.

Rob's brother (Jerry Van Dyke) auditions for the show while awake.

Sam resumes his excessive drinking habits, and Diane has a new lover.

Diane tells Sam the truth about her relationship with Frasier Crane.

A new cab driver, who is an aging pro football player, inspires Tony and convinces him to get his boxing license reinstated.

Felix tries to reform after his finicky attitude toward food ruins an otherwise pleasant dinner with his former wife.

Bob's friends close ranks to protect Emily Hartley when a handsome old flame pays her a very warm visit.

When a secret weapon is stolen from CONTROL headquarters, Smart and 99 suspect KAOS has infiltrated.

Feeling left out, Alice and Trixie try to spend more time with their inseparable husbands.

Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Dobie and Maynard are caught in a Latin American revolt.

Connie hates that her former landlady Mrs. Davis lives alone, so she schemes to get her to move in with her and Angela.

Uncle Joe becomes a fight promoter when he meets a young plumber with the size and strength of a gorilla.

ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a ball through the Ochmoneks' window. With Max Wright and Ann Schedeen.

Ann tries to attract a producer's attention.

ALF believes that he scared Willie's (Max Wright) uncle to death. With Ann Schedeen.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Peter trades his guitar for half of a treasure map.

Peter's wallflower status at a friend's party convinces him he needs a new image.

Bill refuses to fight Jody's classmate's (Clint Howard) father.

Our host, Marsha Panuce, introduces young viewers to many different and varied animals.

Collegian Terry returns with a chic new image.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Alex and Donna visit a misrepresented resort.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Charley fumes when Katy puts the triplets in school.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Dodie (Dawn Lyn) ignores a first-grader who has a crush on her.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Harry turns Lucy's living room into an office while she recovers.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

Lucy pretends to be a sailor to track down and get Mr Mooney's signature on some important papers but finds herself stuck aboard a submarine with him.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Lucy thinks Ricky is considering having an affair.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Inspired by a magic trick she saw, Lucy handcuffs herself to Ricky.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living.

Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics.

Mary and Sue Ann volunteer to be big sisters to two delinquent girls.

Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities.

Fonzie strikes a bargain with the devil's nephew to go without a kiss for 24 hours to save Chachi's soul.

To earn money, Laverne and Shirley volunteer to be subjects for scientific experiments.

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

A former client threatens an ex-prostitute's new love; Stubing tries fitness to attract a woman; two grieving people find each other.

After accidentally knocking herself out, Mary Ann revives thinking she is Ginger.

Gilligan discovers an ancient stone tablet in a prehistoric cave.

Gopher's new love gets him fired; a married man traveling with his mistress sees neighbors; an executive is ordered to charm a widow.

An island girl declares she is Gilligan's slave forever after he saves her from drowning.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

Jethro leaves home when he learns his ugly childhood sweetheart is coming for a visit.

Gomer is arrested when he tries to return money to the phone company.

Dick Bremerkamp, a penniless actor, learns the Clampetts are millionaires and courts Elly.

Duke Slater wins an amateur talent contest at Carter's expense.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

Gomer wins a weekend trip for two to Las Vegas, and Carter strikes it rich at the crap tables.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Opie Taylor from Mayberry runs away from home to join Gomer in the Marines.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

A fortune hunter (Mike Minor) pretends to be a descendant of Davy Crockett.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Jane learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who wants to marry Elly and her millions.

Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told that he must lay off one of his men, he learns the insurance on his home has been canceled.

A rural family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for $25 million and a 35-room mansion, after they strike oil on their land.

A news reporter conducting a man-on-the-street interview talks with Archie.

Jed and his family are mistaken for a staff of crazy servants when they move into their new mansion.

Joy competes for Bob's affection; Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair takes an unexpected turn; Victoria hires a bodyguard.

New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered "Mr. 1987" and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.

A damage control team to cover up the mayor's death; Elka meets a mistress of the mayor's; Victoria confronts a woman who gave her show bad reviews.

A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.

Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women.

Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai).

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married.

Coach falls in love and proposes to a woman he has never seen before.

Coach's engagement to Irene becomes complicated after she wins a $2 million lottery.

Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting.

The Chief doubts Smart's sanity when Smart claims a cowboy died in his apartment.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Ralph and Alice have a hard time moving out of their apartment.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.Guests: Hal Linden..

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 need to rescue the chief from KAOS.

Smart and 99 learn of a plot to damage U.S. relations with Latin America.

Sleepwalking Maynard is accused of jewel theft.

Sledge and Dori tackle a ghoulish case involving a supposedly dead horror-film star seen around town in a vampire costume.

A set of ridiculous new rules and duties posted by Mr. Conklin has the faculty in a tizzy, so Miss Brooks calls an emergency meeting during lunch at her house.

Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman.

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.

ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a ball through the Ochmoneks' window. With Max Wright and Ann Schedeen.

Actor Bobby Van tries to guess the secret word: paper.

ALF believes that he scared Willie's (Max Wright) uncle to death. With Ann Schedeen.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Peter trades his guitar for half of a treasure map.

Our host, Marsha Panuce, introduces young viewers to many different and varied animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics.

Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities.

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

After accidentally knocking herself out, Mary Ann revives thinking she is Ginger.

Gilligan discovers an ancient stone tablet in a prehistoric cave.

An island girl declares she is Gilligan's slave forever after he saves her from drowning.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

Gomer is arrested when he tries to return money to the phone company.

Duke Slater wins an amateur talent contest at Carter's expense.

Gomer wins a weekend trip for two to Las Vegas, and Carter strikes it rich at the crap tables.

Opie Taylor from Mayberry runs away from home to join Gomer in the Marines.

A fortune hunter (Mike Minor) pretends to be a descendant of Davy Crockett.

Jane learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who wants to marry Elly and her millions.

A rural family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for $25 million and a 35-room mansion, after they strike oil on their land.

Jed and his family are mistaken for a staff of crazy servants when they move into their new mansion.

New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered "Mr. 1987" and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.

A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.

Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai).

Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married.

Sam breaks one of his cardinal rules when he dates the wife of a jealous man.

After sharing a pleasant dinner with Frasier's famous psychologist mother, Diane is stunned by the woman's murder threat.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 need to rescue the chief from KAOS.

Smart and 99 learn of a plot to damage U.S. relations with Latin America.

Sledge and Dori tackle a ghoulish case involving a supposedly dead horror-film star seen around town in a vampire costume.

Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman.

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.

Actor Bobby Van tries to guess the secret word: paper.