For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script.

While Harry (Harry Anderson) is attempting to help a South Pacific princess avoid an arranged marriage, her brother pursues Christine (Markie Post). Jeanne Mori guest stars.

Diane is furious, when she sees that Sam and her old school chum find each other very attractive.

Carla asks Sam to accompany her to her ex-husband's wedding ceremony to his blonde bimbo Loretta.

Simka succumbs to the charms of the swinger Vic, one of Latka's multiple personalities.

Cliff's know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron.

When Coach buys an antique scale that also prints out fortunes, the gang finds them coming true.

Oscar and Felix spend a rainy weekend in the country looking for a lost girl.

Bob interviews a variety of psychologists to take over his patients while he's out of town, but none seem to be the right fit until Bob's former professor offers his services.

Emily's protective instincts are aroused when 70-year-old Grace DuBois (Mildred Natwick), an odd but friendly recluse, is threatened with being sent to a rest home for elderly people who can't cope with reality.

Max must prevent Mr. Big from destroying the country's major cities.

Bob and Emily celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary with a dream flight into the fantasy of being married to different partners.

At Norton's urging, Ralph tries to use astrology as a means to get a raise.

Emily Hartley discovers a new low in male chauvinism when Bob's father (Barnard Hughes) arranges a fishing trip to his cabin and assigns her woman's work while the men brave the great outdoors.

Furloughed Bilko tries to avoid Joan in New York.

Max is assigned to protect a Scandinavian princess from kidnappers.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.Guests: Alan King..

Agent Maxwell Smart enters spy-training school to find a KAOS agent.

A terrifying phone caller threatens a radio personality's life. With David Rasche and Anne-Marie Martin.

An insecure girl latches onto Dobie.

Sledge (David Rasche) is invited to a breakout party when he goes under cover as a convict in a federal prison. Directed by Bill Bixby.

With Madison High about be be razed for a freeway, Miss Brooks is hired by a private school. Not realizing Conklin will be the new principal at the same school, Connie tells him what a pompous windbag he is.

A professional golfer competes to win fabulous prizes.

Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates. Political commentator John McLaughlin makes an appearance.

A businesswoman and a scientist compete to win fabulous prizes.

ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew (Josh Blake). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Ozzie's florist sends Harriet orchids instead of violets.

A pancake mix's money-back guarantee inspires Ricky.

Mary decides to enroll in a new modeling school.

Mary runs into trouble while making her own decisions.

A roommate who stole Donna's beau attends a reunion.

Jeff thinks he caused a friend's motorcycle mishap.

A man admires Ann's friend for her athletic prowess.

Police use Ann as bait for an obscene caller.

Injured Ann mistakes a doctor for Don.

Ann's agent plants a scandalous item about her.

Rhoda and Joe make the decision to have a marital separation.

Rhoda goes out with Joe for the first time since their separation.

Right after her separation from Joe, a swinging bachelor makes a play for Rhoda.

Rhoda tries to lose her separation blues by going away for a singles weekend with Brenda.

Phyllis is forced to look for a job after Lars cuts off her credit cards.

Lou tries to recapture his days as a crusading reporter by launching an investigation into big-city politics.

Inspired by Murray's 20th anniversary party, Ted pops the question to Georgette.

Mary tries to help a girl she met in a jail cell "go straight.".

Laverne and Shirley attend a bridal shower for a high-school classmate.

After passing out at a brewery party, Laverne worries about her behavior.

Laverne and Shirley enroll in a modeling correspondence school.

The girls have to get their names and phone numbers off a men's room wall.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

A teenage runaway hides in an elderly man's cabin; Julie is unwittingly smitten with a priest; wacky painters work in Stubing's cabin.

A girl is attracted to a crafty purser; mishaps disrupt a honeymoon; a couple can't understand the fuss made over them.

A suitor climbs into the wrong window; longtime pen pals meet.

An old friend interrupts a man's proposal; a king's son receives an elaborate gift.

A man falls for a psychiatrist's wife; a woman brings a gorilla back from safari.

Harvey and Carol are in their honeymoon suite when the government walks in.

Millie and the town gossip are rivals for the honor of riding the town float.

Goober sets out to win an oil company contest to vacation in Hawaii.

Millie's new job is in a bookie joint.

Mike volunteers to take care of Howard's talking mynah bird, and then loses it.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Ozzie's florist sends Harriet orchids instead of violets.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

A pancake mix's money-back guarantee inspires Ricky.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Mary decides to enroll in a new modeling school.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Mary runs into trouble while making her own decisions.

Alice's old beau comes to vistit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true.

A roommate who stole Donna's beau attends a reunion.

Bill inadvertently misses a fifth-anniversary party.

Jeff thinks he caused a friend's motorcycle mishap.

Danny thinks his birthday has been forgotten.

A man admires Ann's friend for her athletic prowess.

The Stones' friends think Donna and Alex are splitting.

Police use Ann as bait for an obscene caller.

Injured Ann mistakes a doctor for Don.

Chip complains about Polly's lack of sales resistance because they have an apartment full of useless things. But she is trapped by a salesman into giving a dinner party for eight people in exchange for a free set of cookware.

Ann's agent plants a scandalous item about her.

Birthdays bring chaos to the Douglas family. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Rhoda and Joe make the decision to have a marital separation.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

Rhoda goes out with Joe for the first time since their separation.

Lucy takes up knitting to make a birthday present for her boyfriend.

Right after her separation from Joe, a swinging bachelor makes a play for Rhoda.

Lucy gets a job in a TV commercial by telling the chosen actress that another girl's been hired; at the studio, Lucy rehearses tasting spoonfuls of the product, "Vitameatavegamin," but the contents of the product contain far too much alcohol.

Rhoda tries to lose her separation blues by going away for a singles weekend with Brenda.

Lucy thinks Ricky could use some added publicity in the society columns, so she poses as visiting royalty. She disguises herself as the Maharincess of Franistan who has traveled halfway around the world to see her singing idol, Ricky Ricardo.

Phyllis is forced to look for a job after Lars cuts off her credit cards.

Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one.

Lou tries to recapture his days as a crusading reporter by launching an investigation into big-city politics.

Inspired by Murray's 20th anniversary party, Ted pops the question to Georgette.

Richie and Fonzie help Mork by showing him the true meaning of human relationships.

Mary tries to help a girl she met in a jail cell "go straight.".

When Lenny and Squiggy disappear, the girls trace them to a circus.

Laverne and Shirley attend a bridal shower for a high-school classmate.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

After passing out at a brewery party, Laverne worries about her behavior.

Laverne and Shirley enroll in a modeling correspondence school.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

The girls have to get their names and phone numbers off a men's room wall.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Granny thinks Shorty has turned into a seal because he ignored her warnings about the swimming pool.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Granny is finally convinced that Elly's boyfriend is a human being -- not half frog.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

A highly respected abstract artist specializing in nudes asks Gloria to pose for him.

Mike and Lionel participate in a student protest, but it's Archie who winds up in jail.

The women try new things after reading inspirational coffee sleeves; Joy helps Victoria make lifestyle videos; Melanie tries to install shelves without help; Elka stirs up romance.

Elka throws a party to sway the vote of a rival politician; Melanie tries to find out if a cute neighbor saw her naked; Victoria has no idea what her new TV show is about.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

Diane tries to keep Sam from going on a ski weekend with the guys.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

When an old friend dies, Coach decides to hold a memorial service for him in the bar, inviting all of their old friends, but then Coach discovers that the deceased once made a pass at his late wife.

A teenage runaway hides in an elderly man's cabin; Julie is unwittingly smitten with a priest; wacky painters work in Stubing's cabin.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Felix brings home an abandoned baby, much to Oscar's dismay.

A girl is attracted to a crafty purser; mishaps disrupt a honeymoon; a couple can't understand the fuss made over them.

Bob advises a patient to write a play based on his own experiences, but the resulting play features characters bearing startling resemblances to the rest of the patients.

A leader at KAOS becomes suspicious of Agent Maxwell Smart's intentions.

A suitor climbs into the wrong window; longtime pen pals meet.

In order to save money, the Kramdens and the Nortons move in together.

An old friend interrupts a man's proposal; a king's son receives an elaborate gift.

Bilko finds uranium beneath Hall's living room.

A man falls for a psychiatrist's wife; a woman brings a gorilla back from safari.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.Guests: Betty White..

Harvey and Carol are in their honeymoon suite when the government walks in.

Millie and the town gossip are rivals for the honor of riding the town float.

The Chatsworths are suddenly penniless.

Goober sets out to win an oil company contest to vacation in Hawaii.

Connie's new friend at Mrs. Nestor's elementary school makes it easier for Connie to leave her old friends.

Bobbie Jo attempts a seemingly impossible feat to be accepted into Hooterville High's only sorority.

Millie's new job is in a bookie joint.

Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple.

Mike volunteers to take care of Howard's talking mynah bird, and then loses it.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Alice's old beau comes to vistit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true.

Bill inadvertently misses a fifth-anniversary party.

Danny thinks his birthday has been forgotten.

The Stones' friends think Donna and Alex are splitting.

Chip complains about Polly's lack of sales resistance because they have an apartment full of useless things. But she is trapped by a salesman into giving a dinner party for eight people in exchange for a free set of cookware.

Birthdays bring chaos to the Douglas family. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

Lucy takes up knitting to make a birthday present for her boyfriend.

Lucy gets a job in a TV commercial by telling the chosen actress that another girl's been hired; at the studio, Lucy rehearses tasting spoonfuls of the product, "Vitameatavegamin," but the contents of the product contain far too much alcohol.

Lucy thinks Ricky could use some added publicity in the society columns, so she poses as visiting royalty. She disguises herself as the Maharincess of Franistan who has traveled halfway around the world to see her singing idol, Ricky Ricardo.

Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one.

Murray wants to tell Mary his most intimate secret: He's in love with her.

Richie and Fonzie help Mork by showing him the true meaning of human relationships.

When Lenny and Squiggy disappear, the girls trace them to a circus.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Granny thinks Shorty has turned into a seal because he ignored her warnings about the swimming pool.

Granny is finally convinced that Elly's boyfriend is a human being -- not half frog.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

A highly respected abstract artist specializing in nudes asks Gloria to pose for him.

Mike and Lionel participate in a student protest, but it's Archie who winds up in jail.

The women try new things after reading inspirational coffee sleeves; Joy helps Victoria make lifestyle videos; Melanie tries to install shelves without help; Elka stirs up romance.

Elka throws a party to sway the vote of a rival politician; Melanie tries to find out if a cute neighbor saw her naked; Victoria has no idea what her new TV show is about.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

Diane tries to keep Sam from going on a ski weekend with the guys.

When an old friend dies, Coach decides to hold a memorial service for him in the bar, inviting all of their old friends, but then Coach discovers that the deceased once made a pass at his late wife.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Felix brings home an abandoned baby, much to Oscar's dismay.

Bob advises a patient to write a play based on his own experiences, but the resulting play features characters bearing startling resemblances to the rest of the patients.

A leader at KAOS becomes suspicious of Agent Maxwell Smart's intentions.

In order to save money, the Kramdens and the Nortons move in together.

Bilko finds uranium beneath Hall's living room.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.Guests: Betty White..

The Chatsworths are suddenly penniless.

Connie's new friend at Mrs. Nestor's elementary school makes it easier for Connie to leave her old friends.

Bobbie Jo attempts a seemingly impossible feat to be accepted into Hooterville High's only sorority.

Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

In Hollywood, Cissy falls for a western star.

Gina opposes her beau for class president.

A young family friend falls for Mary.

Polly and Chip (Ronne Troup, Stanley Livingston) care for everyone else's children over a long weekend.

Barbara's (Beverly Garland) bubbly personality becomes embarrassing for Steve (Fred MacMurray).

Lucy falls for the doctor (Lloyd Bridges) treating her broken leg.

The FBI wants Lucy to pose as a gangster's girl.

Ricky misleads Lucy into thinking he knows all the answers to a radio quiz show; she gets them booked onto the next broadcast. When Ricky reveals the truth, Lucy tries to sneak a peek at the questions in advance but things backfire on her scheme.

After taking so long to get dressed that they miss a dinner with his new boss, Ricky puts Lucy on a strict schedule. On a follow-up dinner with Ricky's boss and his wife, the women give the men a taste of what it's like to be on a schedule.

The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

An impatient Ted drives everyone crazy as he waits to find out if he has been chosen as a game show host.

Fonzie matches blades with a French fencing champion who had insulted America and Joanie.

Laverne gets thrown into jail after she is accused of shoplifting at an exclusive store.

A maligned politician meets a reporter; Isaac and a girl clash over a passenger; a boyfriend jeopardizes a beauty contestant's chances.

The crew is ordered to help Stubing's nephew; an embezzler unwittingly falls for a police officer; unmarried sisters clash over a man.

The Clampetts man the battlements in preparation for an invasion of grunion.

The Clampetts, encouraged by Mr. Drysdale, guard Malibu Beach from the grunion.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Following a robbery, a crook breaks into the Bunker home to avoid capture by the police.

The Stivics and the Bunkers recall Mike's introduction to his future father-in-law.

Joy and Bob take Victoria for a ride-along to prepare for her detective role; Elka and Melanie battle Agnes and Mona in a game competition at Stormi's.

Melanie and Jack want to add spice to their relationship; Victoria becomes a vodka spokesperson; Joy's new hairstyle backfires; Elka and Mayor Deacon have an affair.

While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

Norm thinks he must have an affair with an attractive client to prove his manhood.

Sam believes that Diane is still madly in love with him; Cliff catches a co-worker stealing.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Oscar wins a playful $1,000 bet with an 11-year-old neighbor in an arm-wrestling match, and the child pays with cash.

Mr. Carlin involves Emily in his scheme to impress his former schoolmates, especially a girl who never gave him the time of day.

A KAOS kingpin sends an invisible agent to kidnap a scientist from Max's apartment.

Ralph has to lose weight or he will lose his job.

Hall sends a tough sergeant to take care of Bilko's easygoing platoon.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.Guests: Dick Van Dyke..

Maynard tries to save a chimp from going to a lab.

Connie's picnic with friends takes an odd turn.

A doctor establishes offices at Shady Rest, much to the chagrin of Kate and the two soon have a confrontation.

Ann accompanies Don on an interview with an opera star and gets more involved than she'd anticipated.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

Greg gets his driver's license and his first vehicle with the help of his fast-talking buddy. But the car turns out to be beat-up and there is no restoring it.

Jody woos a girl to get a stamp for his collection.

Danny is caught in a crossfire of practical jokes.

Donna tries to impress a woman with her good taste.

Katie gets a job as a coffeehouse singer.

Polly (Ronne Troup) believes Chip (Stanley Livingston) is losing interest in her.

Lucy breaks her leg and shares a hospital room with Eva Gabor.

Lucy creates havoc when she suddenly gains incredible strength.

Ricky is horrified to notice his hair-line is receding; Lucy tries a number of unorthodox treatments in order to convince Ricky that the products and treatments aren't worth the worry about his hair.

Ricky's boss won't give him a raise, so he quits. Lucy and the Mertzes decide that to convince the boss to hire Ricky back, they should pretend to be different patrons of the club who, once they discover Ricky isn't there anymore, would leave.

Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.

Mary's Aunt Flo (Eileen Heckart), a well-known newspaper journalist, visits Mary and the newsroom staff.

Chachi is conned into peddling a miracle wax that turns out to be phony.

The Pizza Bowl gang, the Fonz and Richie reminisce about the crazy times they've shared with the girls.

The crew searches for an undercover inspector; a plain girl meets a shy man; a middle-aged man and a young girl cherish time together.

Couples test their marriages; an elderly man finances the cruise by cheating at cards; a woman's suitor needs to use a lovers' manual.

Granny and Elly join the women's rights movement, leaving all the chores to Jed and Jethro.

Jed and Jethro enjoy living like Asian potentates, waited on by three Japanese girls.

Vint is sure he has a shot at stardom after winning a talent contest.

Mama's paralyzing back problems flare up just when guests start arriving for Naomi's dinner party.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

A local election sparks dissent in the Bunker household when conservative Archie is pitted against liberal Mike.

Edith's honesty infuriates Archie when he learns that she left a note on an unoccupied car that she dented.

Joy helps Melanie convince Jenna to attend medical school; Victoria obsesses about a nude scene; Elka takes Lance, the "Councilman for the Day," under her wing.

When Melanie feels smothered by Jack, she gets Frankie's help; Victoria's father visits with an announcement; Elka fights off Alex's advances.

While serving jury duty, Rob finds himself siding with the female defendant.

Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.

Sam hires an eccentric artist (Christopher Lloyd) to paint a portrait of Diane.

Diane defends her relationship with Sam while having her portrait painted by an artist (Christopher Lloyd).

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Fired Oscar goes to work for a men's magazine.

A radio celebrity comes to Bob because of his stuttering problem. On radio, he practiced several unseen rhythmic devices to mask his problem, but a new television opportunity threatens to expose his problem with disastrous results.

Max calls a maximum alert when American Indians threaten war unless they get their country back.

Ralph has to lose weight, or he will lose his job.

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Mr. Tudball takes his secretary, Mrs. Wiggins, out for lunch; Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar.

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

After a fortune teller predicts trouble for Miss Brooks involving rabbits, Mrs. Nestor wants all of the long-eared creatures out of her school and instructs the faculty to collect them to be carried to a pet shop.

Kate's daughters beg her to invite a rock 'n' roll star to perform at a benefit show.

Ann tries to convince her family that city life is safe.