Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.

Sam hires an eccentric artist (Christopher Lloyd) to paint a portrait of Diane.

Diane defends her relationship with Sam while having her portrait painted by an artist (Christopher Lloyd).

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Fired Oscar goes to work for a men's magazine.

A radio celebrity comes to Bob because of his stuttering problem. On radio, he practiced several unseen rhythmic devices to mask his problem, but a new television opportunity threatens to expose his problem with disastrous results.

Max calls a maximum alert when American Indians threaten war unless they get their country back.

Ralph has to lose weight, or he will lose his job.

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Mr. Tudball takes his secretary, Mrs. Wiggins, out for lunch; Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar.

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

After a fortune teller predicts trouble for Miss Brooks involving rabbits, Mrs. Nestor wants all of the long-eared creatures out of her school and instructs the faculty to collect them to be carried to a pet shop.

Kate's daughters beg her to invite a rock 'n' roll star to perform at a benefit show.

Ann tries to convince her family that city life is safe.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Greg and Marcia date each other's school rivals to get back at each other. The younger Brady siblings build a dunking tank for the upcoming school carnival.

Cissy brings home a soldier's pregnant wife.

Linda tells her parents about her new friend -- a nine-foot giant.

Jeff's stray cat is found to be a valuable Manx.

Reluctant students take cello lessons from Uncle Charley (William Demarest).

Plans go awry when the triplets are chosen to appear in a TV commercial. With Tina Cole, Don Grady and Fred MacMurray.

Harry tends to Lucy when she is released from the hospital.

George Burns asks Lucy to become his partner in his nightclub act.

Ricky and Fred think doing housework is much easier than earning money but Lucy and Ethel feel the opposite; so the boys try doing the housework while the girls attempt to hold down a job on a conveyer belt at a candy factory.

Ricky won't let Lucy go with him on the road, so she auditions for him with her saxophone; Lucy tries to make Ricky jealous, but Ricky gets even by planting men in their closet, so he can act out his jealousy in front of a bewildered Lucy.

Rob recalls the time he and his best friend tried to buy the same house.

The newsroom is shocked at the bizarre death of Chuckles the Clown during a circus parade.

Troubles with his studies and an insulting professor prompt Potsie to quit school.

The girls are mistaken for prostitutes and picked up by police.

Parents want to end their son's relationship with a girl; a couple learns a lesson in true love; Doc's nurse is a lovely ex-showgirl.

A man must wed to inherit $3 million; a widow poses as an adventuress; a male chauvinist angers his fiancée; a reporter seeks scandal.

Granny and Elly, assured of their equal rights, return to the Clampett mansion.

Elly gets a job at Mr. Drysdale's bank and shares an apartment with Jane.

The family decides to teach Mama to drive.

Mama takes a self-defense class after being mugged.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Archie jumps at a $35,000 offer to sell his house to a black buyer.

Stress over upcoming exams leaves Mike impotent. Archie offers advice, only making Mike's stress levels rise.

Joy's younger sister visits; Melanie helps Victoria write a children's book; Elka and Mamie Sue welcome British royalty.

When Bob helps Joy's grandson deal with a bully, Joy views him in a new light; Melanie is inspired to reconnect with a woman from her past; Victoria tries to keep pace with her younger boyfriend.

Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking.

Rob's brother (Jerry Van Dyke) auditions for the show while awake.

Sam resumes his excessive drinking habits, and Diane has a new lover.

Diane tells Sam the truth about her relationship with Frasier Crane.

A new cab driver, who is an aging pro football player, inspires Tony and convinces him to get his boxing license reinstated.

Felix tries to reform after his finicky attitude toward food ruins an otherwise pleasant dinner with his former wife.

Bob's friends close ranks to protect Emily Hartley when a handsome old flame pays her a very warm visit.

When a secret weapon is stolen from CONTROL headquarters, Smart and 99 suspect KAOS has infiltrated.

Feeling left out, Alice and Trixie try to spend more time with their inseparable husbands.

Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Dobie and Maynard are caught in a Latin American revolt.

Connie hates that her former landlady Mrs. Davis lives alone, so she schemes to get her to move in with her and Angela.

Uncle Joe becomes a fight promoter when he meets a young plumber with the size and strength of a gorilla.

ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a ball through the Ochmoneks' window. With Max Wright and Ann Schedeen.

Ann tries to attract a producer's attention.

ALF believes that he scared Willie's (Max Wright) uncle to death. With Ann Schedeen.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Peter trades his guitar for half of a treasure map.

Peter's wallflower status at a friend's party convinces him he needs a new image.

Bill refuses to fight Jody's classmate's (Clint Howard) father.

Our host, Marsha Panuce, introduces young viewers to many different and varied animals.

Collegian Terry returns with a chic new image.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Alex and Donna visit a misrepresented resort.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Charley fumes when Katy puts the triplets in school.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Dodie (Dawn Lyn) ignores a first-grader who has a crush on her.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Harry turns Lucy's living room into an office while she recovers.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

Lucy pretends to be a sailor to track down and get Mr Mooney's signature on some important papers but finds herself stuck aboard a submarine with him.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Lucy thinks Ricky is considering having an affair.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Inspired by a magic trick she saw, Lucy handcuffs herself to Ricky.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living.

Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics.

Mary and Sue Ann volunteer to be big sisters to two delinquent girls.

Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities.

Fonzie strikes a bargain with the devil's nephew to go without a kiss for 24 hours to save Chachi's soul.

To earn money, Laverne and Shirley volunteer to be subjects for scientific experiments.

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

A former client threatens an ex-prostitute's new love; Stubing tries fitness to attract a woman; two grieving people find each other.

After accidentally knocking herself out, Mary Ann revives thinking she is Ginger.

Gilligan discovers an ancient stone tablet in a prehistoric cave.

Gopher's new love gets him fired; a married man traveling with his mistress sees neighbors; an executive is ordered to charm a widow.

An island girl declares she is Gilligan's slave forever after he saves her from drowning.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

Jethro leaves home when he learns his ugly childhood sweetheart is coming for a visit.

Gomer is arrested when he tries to return money to the phone company.

Dick Bremerkamp, a penniless actor, learns the Clampetts are millionaires and courts Elly.

Duke Slater wins an amateur talent contest at Carter's expense.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

Gomer wins a weekend trip for two to Las Vegas, and Carter strikes it rich at the crap tables.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Opie Taylor from Mayberry runs away from home to join Gomer in the Marines.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

A fortune hunter (Mike Minor) pretends to be a descendant of Davy Crockett.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Jane learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who wants to marry Elly and her millions.

Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told that he must lay off one of his men, he learns the insurance on his home has been canceled.

A rural family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for $25 million and a 35-room mansion, after they strike oil on their land.

A news reporter conducting a man-on-the-street interview talks with Archie.

Jed and his family are mistaken for a staff of crazy servants when they move into their new mansion.

Joy competes for Bob's affection; Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair takes an unexpected turn; Victoria hires a bodyguard.

New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered "Mr. 1987" and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.

A damage control team to cover up the mayor's death; Elka meets a mistress of the mayor's; Victoria confronts a woman who gave her show bad reviews.

A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.

Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women.

Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai).

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married.

Coach falls in love and proposes to a woman he has never seen before.

Coach's engagement to Irene becomes complicated after she wins a $2 million lottery.

Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting.

The Chief doubts Smart's sanity when Smart claims a cowboy died in his apartment.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Ralph and Alice have a hard time moving out of their apartment.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.Guests: Hal Linden..

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 need to rescue the chief from KAOS.

Smart and 99 learn of a plot to damage U.S. relations with Latin America.

Sleepwalking Maynard is accused of jewel theft.

Sledge and Dori tackle a ghoulish case involving a supposedly dead horror-film star seen around town in a vampire costume.

A set of ridiculous new rules and duties posted by Mr. Conklin has the faculty in a tizzy, so Miss Brooks calls an emergency meeting during lunch at her house.

Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman.

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.

ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a ball through the Ochmoneks' window. With Max Wright and Ann Schedeen.

Actor Bobby Van tries to guess the secret word: paper.

ALF believes that he scared Willie's (Max Wright) uncle to death. With Ann Schedeen.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

Harriet thinks a pretty girl sold a cleaner to Ozzie.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Ozzie's story brings a lot of business to the local fish market.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Donna and Alex both try to lose weight.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Donna writes a letter to the editor about parenting.

Peter trades his guitar for half of a treasure map.

No one tells Jeff his impersonations are awful.

Mary plans to enliven her party with a rock pianist.

Our host, Marsha Panuce, introduces young viewers to many different and varied animals.

Don refuses to shave his new beard.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Ann's attempts to help a drunken actor are misinterpreted when he comes to his senses.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

A rich, elderly man pursues Ann.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ann must slap Barry Sullivan onstage.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Brenda's boyfriend fixes Rhoda up with a loud, egotistical showbiz-type man.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

While at a marriage counselor's office, Joe makes a startling disclosure.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Problems develop when Rhoda adds a few unwanted pounds just as Brenda becomes slim for the first time in her life.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Rhoda plans a wild act to demonstrate to Joe that she is not a dull person.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

A luncheon Mary hosts for Ted and Georgette evolves into a spontaneous wedding.

After 30 years, Lou's old flame comes back into his life.

Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics.

Mary is in love, but finds it hard getting used to her boyfriend publicly expressing his emotions.

Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities.

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

Ted surprises everyone with gifts from his tax refund, then learns that the IRS is going to audit him.

After accidentally knocking herself out, Mary Ann revives thinking she is Ginger.

Laverne and Shirley are laid off at the brewery and are forced to get jobs as dime-a-dance girls.

Gilligan discovers an ancient stone tablet in a prehistoric cave.

Everything goes wrong when Laverne and Shirley are asked out by "dreamboats.".

An island girl declares she is Gilligan's slave forever after he saves her from drowning.

Shirley has not seen her father in a long time so he sets up a date with her, but never shows up.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

Shirley wins a contest that entitles her to a honeymoon weekend at a classy hotel.

Gomer is arrested when he tries to return money to the phone company.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Duke Slater wins an amateur talent contest at Carter's expense.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Gomer wins a weekend trip for two to Las Vegas, and Carter strikes it rich at the crap tables.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Opie Taylor from Mayberry runs away from home to join Gomer in the Marines.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

A fortune hunter (Mike Minor) pretends to be a descendant of Davy Crockett.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Jane learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who wants to marry Elly and her millions.

Vacationing Lucy McGillicuddy meets Ricky Ricardo in Havana; Fred and Ethel Mertz are honeymooners.

A rural family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for $25 million and a 35-room mansion, after they strike oil on their land.

Jed and his family are mistaken for a staff of crazy servants when they move into their new mansion.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered "Mr. 1987" and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.

Lucy's kids convince Lawrence Welk to dine with Lucy and Vivian.

Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai).

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

Sam breaks one of his cardinal rules when he dates the wife of a jealous man.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

After sharing a pleasant dinner with Frasier's famous psychologist mother, Diane is stunned by the woman's murder threat.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Luther and Dolores are on their way to Las Vegas, but get lost; in "Love and the Phonies," Boyd and Daphne return from a formal party.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

An oil contract hinges on Allen's hospitality, as dictated by the courtesies of the north.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Two Romeos try to pick up a girl in an airport; Bill is pressured into asking Florine out for a date.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 need to rescue the chief from KAOS.

A ventriloquist takes his dummy along on his honeymoon; Babs goes to extremes to get her husband's attention.

Smart and 99 learn of a plot to damage U.S. relations with Latin America.

Martha opens a boutique against Emmett's advice.

Sledge and Dori tackle a ghoulish case involving a supposedly dead horror-film star seen around town in a vampire costume.

Howard tries to get his friends to take sensitivity training.

Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman.

Goober opens a new gas station and Howard finds a dinosaur skeleton under it.

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.

Cousin Alice arrives to keep house for Sam and Mike.

Actor Bobby Van tries to guess the secret word: paper.

Harriet thinks a pretty girl sold a cleaner to Ozzie.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Ozzie's story brings a lot of business to the local fish market.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Donna and Alex both try to lose weight.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Donna writes a letter to the editor about parenting.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

No one tells Jeff his impersonations are awful.

When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

Mary plans to enliven her party with a rock pianist.

Bill asks a comedian (Joyce Van Patten) for a date.

Don refuses to shave his new beard.

Danny argues a traffic case in court.

Ann's attempts to help a drunken actor are misinterpreted when he comes to his senses.

Donna meets an old friend she can't remember.

A rich, elderly man pursues Ann.

Katie's (Tina Cole) depressed when Robbie's (Don Grady) away.

Ann must slap Barry Sullivan onstage.

The family helps Dodie with a school peanut-sale.

Brenda's boyfriend fixes Rhoda up with a loud, egotistical showbiz-type man.

Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback.

While at a marriage counselor's office, Joe makes a startling disclosure.

Lucy accumulates cans of beans hoping to make a profit from them.

Problems develop when Rhoda adds a few unwanted pounds just as Brenda becomes slim for the first time in her life.

Lucy induces members of her women's club to stage an operetta.

Rhoda plans a wild act to demonstrate to Joe that she is not a dull person.

Bored with married life, Lucy and Ethel decide to get away from their husbands.

A luncheon Mary hosts for Ted and Georgette evolves into a spontaneous wedding.

Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout.

After 30 years, Lou's old flame comes back into his life.

Mary is in love, but finds it hard getting used to her boyfriend publicly expressing his emotions.

Fonzie gets unexpected help when an old enemy returns to make trouble.

Ted surprises everyone with gifts from his tax refund, then learns that the IRS is going to audit him.

Laverne and Shirley come to the rescue when Lenny and Squiggy get stood up.

Laverne and Shirley are laid off at the brewery and are forced to get jobs as dime-a-dance girls.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

Everything goes wrong when Laverne and Shirley are asked out by "dreamboats.".

Shirley has not seen her father in a long time so he sets up a date with her, but never shows up.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

Shirley wins a contest that entitles her to a honeymoon weekend at a classy hotel.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

The Clampett family miss being back at their old home in the mountains; Pearl tries to win over the oil man at the cabin as he takes her to a nearby phone.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she is a drunk.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Edith's favorite cousin comes to the rescue when Archie gets the flu.

Vacationing Lucy McGillicuddy meets Ricky Ricardo in Havana; Fred and Ethel Mertz are honeymooners.

Archie gets trapped in an elevator with a neurotic secretary, a wealthy black lawyer, a pregnant woman and her husband.

The women take DNA tests to learn about their ancestries; Melanie pretends to be someone else; Victoria learns she is Native American; Joy and Elka make a startling discovery.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.

Lucy's kids convince Lawrence Welk to dine with Lucy and Vivian.

When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

When a suspicious spot appears on Norm's chest X-ray, he decides to fulfill a dream of sailing around the world.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends (Carol Kane), who invites her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

The Sunshine Cab Co. is transformed into a wedding chapel for the marriage of Latka and Simka.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Oscar's young niece arrives at the apartment in an advanced state of pregnancy after running away from home.

Bob experiences pangs of jealousy when Emily's handsome new tennis instructor comes to see him with an emotional problem, namely, his inability to turn down the women who are all uncontrollably attracted to him.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

A KAOS master of disguises tries to assassinate a witness against KAOS.

Ralph tries to get the landlord (Jack Benny) to pay for some apartment repairs.

Luther and Dolores are on their way to Las Vegas, but get lost; in "Love and the Phonies," Boyd and Daphne return from a formal party.

Bilko tries to teach Doberman about card sharks.

An oil contract hinges on Allen's hospitality, as dictated by the courtesies of the north.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.Guests: Neil Sedaka..

Two Romeos try to pick up a girl in an airport; Bill is pressured into asking Florine out for a date.

A ventriloquist takes his dummy along on his honeymoon; Babs goes to extremes to get her husband's attention.

Martha opens a boutique against Emmett's advice.

Dobie and Herbert search for a starlet's dog.

Howard tries to get his friends to take sensitivity training.

After a young boy becomes enamored with Miss Brooks, his father, a rich maharajah, tries to persuade her to return to India with them.

Goober opens a new gas station and Howard finds a dinosaur skeleton under it.

A week in New York transforms Betty Jo into a svelte sophisticate.

Cousin Alice arrives to keep house for Sam and Mike.

Ann's newlywed cousin, a confirmed moocher, moves in with Ann for his honeymoon.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

Bill asks a comedian (Joyce Van Patten) for a date.

Danny argues a traffic case in court.

Donna meets an old friend she can't remember.

Katie's (Tina Cole) depressed when Robbie's (Don Grady) away.

The family helps Dodie with a school peanut-sale.

Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback.

Lucy accumulates cans of beans hoping to make a profit from them.

Lucy induces members of her women's club to stage an operetta.

Bored with married life, Lucy and Ethel decide to get away from their husbands.

Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout.

Amorous Sue Ann lures Lou to her apartment.

Fonzie gets unexpected help when an old enemy returns to make trouble.

Laverne and Shirley come to the rescue when Lenny and Squiggy get stood up.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

The Clampett family miss being back at their old home in the mountains; Pearl tries to win over the oil man at the cabin as he takes her to a nearby phone.

When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she is a drunk.

Buzz discovers why Mama dislikes celebrating her birthday.

Mama's long-lost brother-in-law arrives and charms everyone except her.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Edith's favorite cousin comes to the rescue when Archie gets the flu.

Archie gets trapped in an elevator with a neurotic secretary, a wealthy black lawyer, a pregnant woman and her husband.

The women take DNA tests to learn about their ancestries; Melanie pretends to be someone else; Victoria learns she is Native American; Joy and Elka make a startling discovery.

Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits.

Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.

When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

When a suspicious spot appears on Norm's chest X-ray, he decides to fulfill a dream of sailing around the world.

Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends (Carol Kane), who invites her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date.

The Sunshine Cab Co. is transformed into a wedding chapel for the marriage of Latka and Simka.

Oscar's young niece arrives at the apartment in an advanced state of pregnancy after running away from home.

Bob experiences pangs of jealousy when Emily's handsome new tennis instructor comes to see him with an emotional problem, namely, his inability to turn down the women who are all uncontrollably attracted to him.

A KAOS master of disguises tries to assassinate a witness against KAOS.

Ralph tries to get the landlord (Jack Benny) to pay for some apartment repairs.

Bilko tries to teach Doberman about card sharks.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.Guests: Neil Sedaka..

Dobie and Herbert search for a starlet's dog.

After a young boy becomes enamored with Miss Brooks, his father, a rich maharajah, tries to persuade her to return to India with them.

A week in New York transforms Betty Jo into a svelte sophisticate.

Ann's newlywed cousin, a confirmed moocher, moves in with Ann for his honeymoon.