Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

Diane has second thoughts about having refused Sam's marriage proposal.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

The gang comes up with a pickup line for John to use on a stranger sitting at a nearby table.

Felix recounts how he and Oscar met while serving on jury duty.

On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting.

Agent Maxwell Smart poses as a safecracker who is employed by KAOS.

Ralph's attempt to secure Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey as performers for the Racoon's Ball hits a snag when he finds the brothers in the middle of a feud.

Bilko finds the one place in California that allows gambling casinos.

Guests include Martha Raye and Tim Conway.Guests: Martha Raye..

Dobie and Herbert search for a starlet's dog.

The students strike for better food.

Uncle Joe convinces two overweight women that the Shady Rest is really a reducing farm, where their loss is management's gain.

Ann and Don plan an elaborate joke in retaliation for the joke Marty played on them.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Greg has a near accident on the freeway and his parents deny him car privileges for a week.

Freddie comes to visit Bill and falls in love with the children.

Danny accepts an invitation to a blonde bombshell's high society champagne dinner.

The Stones plan a California vacation, but everyone wants them to go someplace else.

Robbie is the unwilling beneficiary of an old Chinese custom when a girl whose life he saves insists on being his slave.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) is tempted when a female explorer invites him to go along on an African safari.

While trying to capture an escaped wild animal, Lucy is put to sleep by a hunter's tranquilizing gun.

Lucy finds herself playing center field for the volunteer firefighters' baseball team.

Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

Rhoda's green thumb convinces her that she should go into the houseplant business.

Richie persuades Fonzie to star in the title role of "Hamlet" for a fund-raising performance.

Laverne is set up by Lenny and Squiggy with the Milwaukee Man of the Year.

Gopher meets a lady customs agent; a widow tries to cool her son's romance; the boutique manager deals with three fiances.

Stubing's aunt wants to take Vicki; a jealous lover (Alejandro Rey) targets Doc; two passengers compete for Julie.

Quirt Manly, celebrated star of television Westerns, is invited to the Clampett mansion to try to tame Elly May.

An Australian banker sends Drysdale a kangaroo as a joke, and Granny thinks she has discovered a giant jackrabbit.

Bubba learns he has to attend night school to graduate high school; when it is revealed that Mama doesn't have her high school diploma, she joins him, but she is soon faced with the same problem she was some 40 years ago.

The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Gloria is in a foul mood and argues with Edith over allowing Archie to boss her around. She later gets into a fight with Mike, ruining the birthday celebration.

When the house next door to the Bunkers is for sale, Archie and Henry Jefferson become nervous.

Victoria's movie premiere approaches; Emmy visits with surprising news; Elka has taken a younger lover.

When Victoria wants an Oscar nomination, her friends try to convince Academy members to consider her.

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

Frasier is invited to appear on a televised debate featuring several prominent psychiatrists.

Norm gets the whole gang involved when he invests in a combination laundry and tanning salon.

Bobby gets dazzling results when he goes to Louie's 20th class reunion, pretending to be Louie.

In the throes of a hangover, Oscar throws Felix out of the apartment.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

KAOS breaks the CONTROL code and Max is sent on a suicide mission as a decoy.

The Kramdens watch for a prowler; Alice becomes a "Glow Worm Girl" for a commercial.

Bilko vacations in the same place as the colonel.

Guests include Garry Moore and Durward Kirby.Guests: Garry Moore, Durward Kirby..

Zelda talks Maynard into proposing to her.

Conklin, Boynton, and Miss Brooks attend the reading of the will of Mr. Casey, a cat.

Railroad executive Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville with a railroad tycoon, who is determined to purchase the Cannonball.

A young guest upsets Ann's dinner for Don's friends.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

The Brady brood competes in a local TV amateur contest, to win money for their parents' anniversary present.

A disabled boy's mother thinks Jody is too rough.

Danny thinks a down-and-out comic has stolen his material.

Donna and Alex are disappointed that their friends didn't invite them to a dinner dance.

Robbie takes on a heavy workload so that he can rent a room away from home.

When Chip (Stanley Livingston) adopts a shoulder-length hairstyle, Steve (Fred MacMurray) decides he needs more attention.

Lucy and Harry write a TV commercial for Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Lucy's new banker tells her to economize.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Mary dates a man seven years her junior, despite the advice of friends.

Potsie invites three stranded beauty pageant contestants to spend the night at the Cunninghams' home.

Laverne cannot accept her mother's death and will not visit her grave.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

A beauty-contest winner from the hills and her father come to visit Jethro with marriage on their minds.

Backwoods freeloader Lafe Crick lingers on at the Clampett mansion as an unwanted guest in search of an easy fortune.

Iola and Mama set out to prove that Vint isn't Raytown's serial burglar.

Even though Naomi and Vint separate, they must continue to live with Mama.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

A heat wave that stifles New York is nothing compared to the trouble a woman is causing for Archie and Edith.

Trouble starts in the Bunker house when the family finds an 82-year-old pajama-clad stranger in their living room.

The women are assessed to see if they can adopt a puppy; Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a turn.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

In this pilot for what turned out to be "The Dick Van Dyke Show," Rob tries to tell his son what he does at work.

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.

Diane brags about her date at a trendy restaurant, so Sam pretends to be a world-famous heart surgeon to get reservations of his own.

Diane uses a college classmate (J. Eddie Peck) to make Sam jealous; Cliff persuades Norm to join his fraternal organization.

Mechanic Latka Gravas faces deportation unless he marries a U.S. citizen.

Oscar blames Felix for his developing ulcer.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Max, 99 and Harry Hoo are left on a deserted Pacific island to look for a mysterious murderer.

The Kramdens and the Nortons go on vacation together; the girls want to go to Atlantic City, but the boys decide on Fred's Landing.

Bilko holds a poker game in a dummy space chamber.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Nancy Wilson.Guests: Nanette Fabray, Nancy Wilson..

Experimental pills make Maynard super-strong.

Miss Brooks sends a message to Mr. Boynton that two can live as cheaply as one when Mr. Conklin has a room for rent.

After selling a painting, Uncle Joe thinks he's on the road to success.

With Ann's help, her agent revives his comedy career.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

When Bobby makes an idol out of Jesse James, Mike and Carol are asked to meet with his principal.

A movie star is ready to give up her career if Bill will marry her.

Danny makes a special trip home on his birthday, but Terry and Rusty seem to have forgotten the occasion.

A newspaper quiz makes trouble for Alex and Donna.

Robbie has a spat with his girl while baby-sitting for friends and has to take the baby home with him.

Two tomboys -- a female engineer and a member of a girls hockey team -- prove tough to handle for Steve and Chip.

Lucy must pass a driving test when she discovers her license has expired.

Lucy convinces a reformed safecracker to get Mr. Mooney out of a locked vault.

Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

Rhoda and Mary fly to New York for Rhoda's younger sister's wedding.

Fonzie shocks Richie and his friends when he announces marriage plans.

Laverne goes to Chicago to try out for a role in "West Side Story.".

Gopher's aunt fears disclosures about her money; an employee leaves his son with Stubing; a marriageable woman eyes two men.

Julie falls for a veterinarian; a divorced couple must share quarters; Vicki is offered a part in a TV series.

Elly May decides to enter a beauty competition to become the queen of Beverly Hills, with some help from Miss Jane and the Drysdales; when Granny hears about the race, she wants to enter as well.

Still trying to get his hands on the Clampett millions, Lafe pays a return visit, ostensibly to give Granny a pawpaw tree.

Mama has a new outlook on life when she's almost hit by lightning.

Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

A provocative kiss sparks a feud between Archie and his liberal daughter, Gloria.

Archie surprises everyone when he comes home from work bearing gifts and good cheer.

The women take the depressed dog to a pet therapist, who blames them for his bad behavior.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

Laura turns herself into a blonde femme fatale when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading.

In this pilot for what turned out to be "The Dick Van Dyke Show," Rob tries to tell his son what he does at work.

Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a baby sitter while they go to a party at Alan Brady's penthouse.

A forged letter leads Diane to believe she can make it as a ballerina.

After Diane refuses his proposal once again, Sam loses his temper and finds himself charged with assault and battery.

Finances dictate either John or his new wife drop out of college.

Felix volunteers his and Oscar's services to take care of a small boy.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

Max and 99 are assigned a suicide mission to destroy a KAOS computer.

Ralph wants to take out a loan to buy a hot-dog stand.

Bilko uses his gambling expertise on the Wacs.

Guests include Flip Wilson and Vikki Carr.Guests: Flip Wilson, Vikki Carr..

The FBI asks Maynard to help trap two spies.

Miss Brooks gets a hungry burglar a job in school cafeteria.

On his 45th birthday, Willie (Max Wright) feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go sky diving. Guest star: Joe Namath.

Betty Jo has finally met a man she likes, but he seems more interested in tinkering on cars than he is working on a romance.

ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn (Andrea Elson) a Ferrari.

Ann is stuck in a faucet just before opening night.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Marcia is dumped by the campus hero because her nose is swollen from an accident.

Davy falls for a girl who can only attend chaperoned parties.

The apartment manager won't let the twins keep a stray dog.

The boys dramatize history to help a girl pass a test.

Rusty and Terry do their best to make Danny's fiancee change her mind.

Visiting a primate sanctuary.

Alex and Donna have second thoughts about selling their home.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Robbie learns how bothersome a brother can be when Chip and a friend break up his date with a pretty girl.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Robbie has a wonderful time going steady with two girls simultaneously, until the ladies compare notes.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Lucy travels to Colorado to enroll Craig in the Air Force Academy.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Lucy agrees to go on an early morning duck hunt to impress a blind date.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.

The Bradys face a medical crisis when the children come down with measles.

Lou tells the newsroom gang that he and his wife are seeing a marriage counselor.

Marcia enters her new dad in a newspaper contest for father of the year, but gets herself grounded for breaking house rules to make the late-night deadline.

Fonzie, Potsie, Ralph and a burglar cause pandemonium in the Cunningham house while Richie is sick in bed with the flu.

The Brady children fight over what to get with their trading stamps.

The girls recall the problems they faced upon becoming roommates.

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding, a search for a creature, a teacher's romance and Julie's replacement.

The castaways discover that Gilligan has been keeping a secret diary.

Gilligan puts skipper on a crash diet after they plan on joining the Navy when they are rescued.

A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding, a search for a creature, a teacher's romance and Julie's replacement.

The castaways find a crate of magician's props. They each decide to learn one of the tricks and put on a show.

A famous painter, who has renounced civilization, visits the island.

Lafe Crick brings his son, Dub, to Beverly Hills to court Elly May.

Election time becomes complicated for Richie when he has a crush on a girl campaigning for Stevenson.

The Clampetts embark on an unusual fishing trip -- at the famed Marineland of the Pacific.

The boys find trouble when they search for dates for the upcoming dance.

Mama develops a crush on her night-school teacher (Joseph Campanella).

Richie decides to interview Buffalo Bob Smith and Howdy Doody for the school newspaper.

The Harpers baby-sit for the minister's grandson.

To earn some money, Richie, Potsie, and Ralph advertise as handymen and agree to fix the fence of an attractive young divorcee.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

Henry Jefferson's station in life is taking a giant step upward and Archie is filled with mixed emotions about the situation.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

When Edith sends in a box top to get back 25 cents and the quarters start rolling in, Archie wants to overlook the computer error.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple; Elka has a political rival.

Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair, and a psychiatric patient claiming to be God roams the halls.

A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.

The women fly to Los Angeles; Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert; Victoria grows nervous; Joy meets a man.

Dan is infuriated when he discovers his attractive assistant is dating other men -- including Harry and Bull.

Laura turns herself into a blonde femme fatale when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading.

Lana's prescribed medication for a virus results in changed behavior -- and it is Harry who must deal with her overactive libido.

Laura matches her pharmacist cousin with Rob's co-writer, Sally, for a dinner party with disastrous results.

To save his friend money, Norm helps Sam obtain a copy of the expensive engagement ring that Diane chose.

When Carla's ex-husband, Nick, and his wife, Loretta, have marital problems, Loretta turns to Carla for advice.

Sam and Diane agree to allow each other one last fling before they get married.

Bobby is distraught when a Bronx cab driver he has been dating joins the Sunshine Cab Co. to be closer to him.

Cliff's plans to sue the owner of a dog that bit him become secondary when he meets the woman to whom the dog belongs.

Felix's pet parrot takes a turn for the worse, and Oscar offers to handle the burial arrangements.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Bob finds it extremely difficult to tell his mother that he loves her.

Max and 99 are discovered as CONTROL agents while investigating a circus.

Alice disagrees with Ralph and Ed's choice of a political candidate; what Ralph thought was a costume party turns out to be a formal affair for his boss.

Bob's old girlfriend travels to Chicago with her husband and calls on the Hartleys.

While Hall is away, the officers club is turned into a casino.

Carol tries to get Bob to approve her moving in with her new boyfriend, Roger, who has just separated from his wife. Bob refuses, telling Carol that she will have to make her own decision.

Guests include Pat Carroll and Jack Jones.Guests: Pat Carroll, Jack Jones..

Max and 99 are the prey as they are pursued by a KAOS agent on a Caribbean island.

Max and 99 try to trap a KAOS agent who forges famous paintings.

To win her sister, Dobie transforms Dr. Burkhardt.

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

Thanks to Conklin's lousy management of the athletic budget, the baseball team's season opener might be canceled. Miss Brooks and others take school valuables to the local pawn shop to hock for the needed funds.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

On his 45th birthday, Willie (Max Wright) feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go sky diving. Guest star: Joe Namath.

Thieves use TV ideas; guest Jake LaMotta.

ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn (Andrea Elson) a Ferrari.

A matchmaker pairs local people with stars.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Davy falls for a girl who can only attend chaperoned parties.

The boys dramatize history to help a girl pass a test.

Visiting a primate sanctuary.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

The Bradys face a medical crisis when the children come down with measles.

Marcia enters her new dad in a newspaper contest for father of the year, but gets herself grounded for breaking house rules to make the late-night deadline.

The Brady children fight over what to get with their trading stamps.

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

The castaways discover that Gilligan has been keeping a secret diary.

Gilligan puts skipper on a crash diet after they plan on joining the Navy when they are rescued.

The castaways find a crate of magician's props. They each decide to learn one of the tricks and put on a show.

A famous painter, who has renounced civilization, visits the island.

Election time becomes complicated for Richie when he has a crush on a girl campaigning for Stevenson.

The boys find trouble when they search for dates for the upcoming dance.

Richie decides to interview Buffalo Bob Smith and Howdy Doody for the school newspaper.

To earn some money, Richie, Potsie, and Ralph advertise as handymen and agree to fix the fence of an attractive young divorcee.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair, and a psychiatric patient claiming to be God roams the halls.

A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.

Dan is infuriated when he discovers his attractive assistant is dating other men -- including Harry and Bull.

Lana's prescribed medication for a virus results in changed behavior -- and it is Harry who must deal with her overactive libido.

A hockey goalie's (Jay Thomas) game slumps when he begins dating Carla.

Carla blames herself for goalie Eddie LeBec's poor game performance.

Sam and Diane agree to allow each other one last fling before they get married.

Cliff's plans to sue the owner of a dog that bit him become secondary when he meets the woman to whom the dog belongs.

Bob experiences pangs of jealousy when Emily's handsome new tennis instructor comes to see him with an emotional problem, namely, his inability to turn down the women who are all uncontrollably attracted to him.

Bob finds it extremely difficult to tell his mother that he loves her.

Bob's old girlfriend travels to Chicago with her husband and calls on the Hartleys.

Carol tries to get Bob to approve her moving in with her new boyfriend, Roger, who has just separated from his wife. Bob refuses, telling Carol that she will have to make her own decision.

Max and 99 are the prey as they are pursued by a KAOS agent on a Caribbean island.

Max and 99 try to trap a KAOS agent who forges famous paintings.

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Thieves use TV ideas; guest Jake LaMotta.

A matchmaker pairs local people with stars.