Carla convinces Sam to reveal his deepest secret after she confides that she has slept with one of the regulars.

Sam seeks professional help for his sex addiction; Rebecca finds herself attracted to the beer-tap repairman.

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Rebecca's romance with Don (Tom Berenger) blossoms; Woody, Cliff and Norm experience major changes in their lives.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

Sam is reacquainted with his old flame Diane Chambers and they both lie about their happiness.

Bob contends with a patient's delusion that her bingo game is fixed, staggers through a series of wild poker parties, and watches in wonder as his secretary slowly smothers under an attack of love.

Stephanie's rich parents (Jose Ferrer, Priscilla Morrill) offer her anything money can buy if she will move back home.

Stephanie (Julia Duffy) must choose between Michael (Peter Scolari) and his rich boss. With Bob Newhart.

Ralph and Ed try to get Jackie Gleason to appear at the Raccoon Lodge's annual dance.

Dick faces the rigors of being a TV producer after Michael is fired.

Bilko produces a TV show starring Doberman.

Dick's plans to start a restoration project at the inn are postponed when his tools mysteriously disappear.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.Guests: Alan King..

Agent Maxwell Smart must pose as his look-alike, King Charles.

The chief decides to hide King Charles by posing him as Agent Smart.

A girl bribes Maynard to be her escort.

Connie is visited by her old flame, Philip Boynton.

Herbert tries to toughen the boys for the Army.

Don and Ann scheme to reunite the feuding Baumans.

The officers of the 53rd Precinct invest in a Broadway show that depicts police brutality.

A little orphan wants Carlos to adopt him.

Toody goes under cover and becomes the national underworld leader.

Patty's father (Tony Dow) makes a Christmas visit.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Carol loses her voice from too much choir practice and fears she may not be able to sing in the Christmas service.

Patty and Lauren investigate a scandal regarding the school mascot.

Danny invites a clown troupe for Christmas to cheer the children on their first Christmas without Margaret.

Marshall appoints himself as Johnny's manager.

Kathy is persuaded to allow a singing sisters act to audition for Danny's show.

Investigating helping pit bulls.

Danny reminds his family about the meaning of Christmas.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Lucy and Viv decide that their families should spend Christmas together.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Mr. Mooney is recruited to fill a gap in the Christmas choir.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Homer plans to keep the Cannonball from making its Christmas caroling tour.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Sue Ann invites the newsroom staff to Christmas dinner -- in November.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

With his business on the verge of failure, Joe becomes a walking knot of worry.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Willona's Christmas joy is threatened when she learns that her most precious gift may be taken from her.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Archie is depressed because he did not get his usual Christmas bonus.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Mama's not in the merriest of moods when she's forced to play Santa at the mall.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

A live goose, meant to be Christmas dinner, becomes a pet.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

The castaways hope an injured homing pigeon will lead to their rescue.

The castaways make use of a molding plastic, unaware that when hardened it explodes on impact.

Natives come to the island in search of a woman to sacrifice to their volcano god.

Joanie tries to prove that she is a responsible baby sitter when Howard and Marion are out of town.

ALF is trapped in a box of toys going to a children's hospital.

Fonzie tries to help Joanie and Chachi play Cupid for an unlikely couple.

ALF is trapped in a box of toys going to a children's hospital.

The Cunningham household is upset when Joanie makes a decision about her college education.

Fonzie joins Al in a civil rights demonstration in the South.

The gang tries to raise money to save Frank's annual Pizza Bowl dinner for less-fortunate men.

Lucy and Ethel go to Palm Springs; guest Rock Hudson.

Mother/daughter cons work a Christmas cruise; depression overcomes a comic portraying Santa; a couple are reunited after 11 years.

Lucy extends an invitation to a dance by throwing herself at Van Johnson.

Lucy dresses as various Hollywood celebrities to impress a vision-impaired Carolyn Appleby; guest Harpo Marx.

Lucy appoints herself Ricky's agent.

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Three Santas (Scatman Crothers, Ray Walston, Avery Schreiber) come on board; a comedian makes a comeback; Ace poses as a girl's fiance.

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

Mortified by an old Christmas movie she made, Victoria tries to get the rights from her ex-husband (Ernie Hudson); Melanie and a neighbor compete over Christmas decorations; Joy spends Christmas without her mother but finds an unlikely proxy.

Rebecca senses romance when she is invited to attend a classical music concert at Mr. Gaines' (Richard Doyle) house.

Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.

Sam tries to put the pieces back together when he realizes Rebecca has misconstrued Mr. Gaines' intentions.

Carol spends Christmas Eve pouring out the disasters of her childhood to Bob and Emily.

Rebecca's romance with Don (Tom Berenger) blossoms; Woody, Cliff and Norm experience major changes in their lives.

Trisha's prank sets off security alarms during the Christmas party.

Sam is reacquainted with his old flame Diane Chambers and they both lie about their happiness.

Stephanie's rich parents (Jose Ferrer, Priscilla Morrill) offer her anything money can buy if she will move back home.

Woody tries to find a date to impress his ex-girlfriend (Amanda Wyss), who is visiting Boston with her new boyfriend.

Joanna (Mary Frann) tries to show Larry and the two Darryls (William Sanderson, Tony Papenfuss, John Voldstad) a more civilized way to run their cafe.

When Louie's cardsharp brother Nick from Las Vegas who is into gambling, visits the garage, Alex is trapped in a high-stakes poker game as a part of the siblings' feud.

Dick faces the rigors of being a TV producer after Michael is fired.

After turning down the role of Scrooge in a Christmas play, Oscar kicks Felix out of the apartment.

Dick's plans to start a restoration project at the inn are postponed when his tools mysteriously disappear.

The couple compromises at the holidays.

Agent Maxwell Smart must pose as his look-alike, King Charles.

Dobie passes on Maynard's party for a society bash.

The chief decides to hide King Charles by posing him as Agent Smart.

A pen-and-pencil set causes confusion.

Maynard thinks martians have invaded.

Everyone exchanges gifts to buy presents for their friends, so nobody gets what they want, and the lady in charge of exchanges at the store is anything but cheerful.

Herbert tries to toughen the boys for the Army.

Everyone exchanges gifts to buy presents for their friends, so nobody gets what they want, and the lady in charge of exchanges at the store is anything but cheerful.

The officers of the 53rd Precinct invest in a Broadway show that depicts police brutality.

Ann recalls when she was a student teacher and spent the Christmas holidays at an almost-deserted boys school.

Sister Bertrille is determined to grant the wishes of an aged nun.

Toody goes under cover and becomes the national underworld leader.

Patty's father (Tony Dow) makes a Christmas visit.

The family gets stuck in an airport in Colorado and has to spend Christmas there; Stephanie fears Santa won't find her.

Rebecca wishes for a white Christmas in San Francisco; D.J. wishes that Steve could attend college closer to home.

Carol loses her voice from too much choir practice and fears she may not be able to sing in the Christmas service.

Danny invites a clown troupe for Christmas to cheer the children on their first Christmas without Margaret.

Kathy is persuaded to allow a singing sisters act to audition for Danny's show.

Danny reminds his family about the meaning of Christmas.

Lucy and Viv decide that their families should spend Christmas together.

Mr. Mooney is recruited to fill a gap in the Christmas choir.

Homer plans to keep the Cannonball from making its Christmas caroling tour.

Sue Ann invites the newsroom staff to Christmas dinner -- in November.

With his business on the verge of failure, Joe becomes a walking knot of worry.

Willona's Christmas joy is threatened when she learns that her most precious gift may be taken from her.

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Archie is depressed because he did not get his usual Christmas bonus.

Mama's not in the merriest of moods when she's forced to play Santa at the mall.

A live goose, meant to be Christmas dinner, becomes a pet.

ALF is trapped in a box of toys going to a children's hospital.

ALF is trapped in a box of toys going to a children's hospital.

At Christmas, a merchant seaman from the Orient delivers a gift to Fonzie from his long-lost father.

The gang tries to raise money to save Frank's annual Pizza Bowl dinner for less-fortunate men.

Mother/daughter cons work a Christmas cruise; depression overcomes a comic portraying Santa; a couple are reunited after 11 years.

Three Santas (Scatman Crothers, Ray Walston, Avery Schreiber) come on board; a comedian makes a comeback; Ace poses as a girl's fiance.

The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.

Mortified by an old Christmas movie she made, Victoria tries to get the rights from her ex-husband (Ernie Hudson); Melanie and a neighbor compete over Christmas decorations; Joy spends Christmas without her mother but finds an unlikely proxy.

Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.

Carol spends Christmas Eve pouring out the disasters of her childhood to Bob and Emily.

Trisha's prank sets off security alarms during the Christmas party.

A wealthy customer discloses that the Cheers gang will be remembered in his will.

Woody tries to find a date to impress his ex-girlfriend (Amanda Wyss), who is visiting Boston with her new boyfriend.

When Louie's cardsharp brother Nick from Las Vegas who is into gambling, visits the garage, Alex is trapped in a high-stakes poker game as a part of the siblings' feud.

After turning down the role of Scrooge in a Christmas play, Oscar kicks Felix out of the apartment.

The couple compromises at the holidays.

Dobie passes on Maynard's party for a society bash.

A pen-and-pencil set causes confusion.

Everyone exchanges gifts to buy presents for their friends, so nobody gets what they want, and the lady in charge of exchanges at the store is anything but cheerful.

Everyone exchanges gifts to buy presents for their friends, so nobody gets what they want, and the lady in charge of exchanges at the store is anything but cheerful.

Ann recalls when she was a student teacher and spent the Christmas holidays at an almost-deserted boys school.

Sister Bertrille is determined to grant the wishes of an aged nun.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

French accidentally knocks Buffy's prized doll over the apartment railing.

Linda discovers that her father is using her crush on a boy as part of his comedy act, and she gets upset when the boy finds out.

Donna is trapped in a reclusive widow's house.

Helping a pregnant woman gives engaged Mike pause.

Bub acts as chaperon for Robbie's costume party.

Lucy tricks a well-known producer into coming to the bank to listen to an employee sing.

Lucy needs a high-school diploma to save her job.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Ted falls for Chuckles the Clown's daughter.

The Cunningham family enjoys life in 1950s Milwaukee.

Squiggy's long-lost father returns; The gang become extras in a play.

A man must wed to inherit $3 million; a widow poses as an adventuress; a male chauvinist angers his fiancee; a reporter seeks scandal.

A former client threatens an ex-prostitute's new love; Stubing tries fitness to attract a woman; two grieving people find each other.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

Vint learns that he is going to lose his job because Kwik Keys is going out of business; when it turns out that Mama owns ten shares of Bernice, the company that owns Kwik Keys, she sets out to stop the store from closing.

Willona must choose between the chance of a lifetime with the man of her dreams or something far more important.

J.J. doesn't know if his talent or the boss's daughter was responsible for his new assignment.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Edith is blamed with negligence when she is the last person to be with a lady who wanted to die.

Edith's efforts to rent out the Jeffersons' old house result in new neighbors whom she adores but Archie abhors.

The ladies return to L.A. for Victoria's "All My Children" gig; Melanie tries to sell her house.

The ladies' L.A. adventures continue; Elka's quest for the movie star of her dreams results in a surprise meeting.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

Diane's scorn for Sam's choice of female companions sends the bar owner on a futile quest for an intelligent date.

Sam is threatened with a lawsuit after hot-headed Carla attacks an obnoxious Yankees fan (Ron Karobatsos).

Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.

Jerry's depression turns to instant joy when a globe-trotting ex-flame (Gail Strickland) suddenly re-enters his life and proposes.

Dick (Bob Newhart) reluctantly stands in for the absent host of a kiddie show. With Peter Scolari and Mary Frann.

Ralph and Ed wind up on the wrong side of the law in Paris after becoming unwitting pawns in a counterfeiting operation with fake francs.

Bilko persuades his platoon and Col. Hall to take a vacation at Dimmeldorf Lodge.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.Guests: Dick Van Dyke..

Maynard claims a squirrel gave him money.

Mr. Conklin asks an astronomical price for his house.

Ann is jealous of Don's beautiful secretary.

A journalist, disguised as a priest, photographs Sister Bertrille in flight.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

French accidentally knocks Buffy's prized doll over the apartment railing.

Linda discovers that her father is using her crush on a boy as part of his comedy act, and she gets upset when the boy finds out.

Donna is trapped in a reclusive widow's house.

Helping a pregnant woman gives engaged Mike pause.

Bub acts as chaperon for Robbie's costume party.

Lucy tricks a well-known producer into coming to the bank to listen to an employee sing.

Lucy needs a high-school diploma to save her job.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Ted falls for Chuckles the Clown's daughter.

The Cunningham family enjoys life in 1950s Milwaukee.

Squiggy's long-lost father returns; The gang become extras in a play.

A man must wed to inherit $3 million; a widow poses as an adventuress; a male chauvinist angers his fiancee; a reporter seeks scandal.

A former client threatens an ex-prostitute's new love; Stubing tries fitness to attract a woman; two grieving people find each other.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

Vint learns that he is going to lose his job because Kwik Keys is going out of business; when it turns out that Mama owns ten shares of Bernice, the company that owns Kwik Keys, she sets out to stop the store from closing.

Willona must choose between the chance of a lifetime with the man of her dreams or something far more important.

J.J. doesn't know if his talent or the boss's daughter was responsible for his new assignment.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Edith is blamed with negligence when she is the last person to be with a lady who wanted to die.

Edith's efforts to rent out the Jeffersons' old house result in new neighbors whom she adores but Archie abhors.

The ladies return to L.A. for Victoria's "All My Children" gig; Melanie tries to sell her house.

The ladies' L.A. adventures continue; Elka's quest for the movie star of her dreams results in a surprise meeting.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

Diane's scorn for Sam's choice of female companions sends the bar owner on a futile quest for an intelligent date.

Sam is threatened with a lawsuit after hot-headed Carla attacks an obnoxious Yankees fan (Ron Karobatsos).

Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.

Jerry's depression turns to instant joy when a globe-trotting ex-flame (Gail Strickland) suddenly re-enters his life and proposes.

Dick (Bob Newhart) reluctantly stands in for the absent host of a kiddie show. With Peter Scolari and Mary Frann.

Ralph and Ed wind up on the wrong side of the law in Paris after becoming unwitting pawns in a counterfeiting operation with fake francs.

Bilko persuades his platoon and Col. Hall to take a vacation at Dimmeldorf Lodge.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.Guests: Dick Van Dyke..

Maynard claims a squirrel gave him money.

Mr. Conklin asks an astronomical price for his house.

Ann is jealous of Don's beautiful secretary.

A journalist, disguised as a priest, photographs Sister Bertrille in flight.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

French takes a cooking lesson and unwittingly becomes engaged.

Kathy takes a job as the secretary for Danny's agent.

The family secretly follows Mary to a weekend resort.

Robbie teaches American customs to a Chinese girl.

The family may be moving to Hawaii.

Lucy designs a vault in an attempt to get Jack Benny's account.

Mr. Mooney orders Lucy to masquerade as an elderly lady for a date with the bank president.

Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled when Buddy convinces Rob to take care of his German shepherd.

Mary accepts a date with the governor's executive adviser and gets a new view of the "glamorous" political life.

The Cunningham family enjoys life in 1950s Milwaukee.

Carmine and Frank have a dispute over music being better now in the present or in the past.

Gopher's new love gets him fired; a married man traveling with his mistress sees neighbors; an executive is ordered to charm a widow.

Julie's parents announce they're divorcing; prudish cabin mates fall in love; a 13-year-old tomboy meets a boy and feels first love.

Lola and Mama (Beverly Archer, Vicki Lawrence Schultz) become enemies when they compete in a rose show.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Penny painfully discovers that smoking is dangerous to more than one's health.

J.J.'s potential promotion at work may be threatened by prejudice.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Archie and Edith are devastated when Stephanie's dysfunctional father Floyd returns and demands $1000 if they want to keep Stephanie. Archie becomes convinced that Floyd is bluffing and refuses to give in to the demand, despite Edith's pleadings.

Archie keeps Edith so busy that she doesn't get the chance to tell him that work is hazardous to her health.

Melanie dates a basketball coach for the Cavaliers; Victoria takes a job as a local news personality; Joy gets engaged to a homeless man (Jon Lovitz).

Elka tries to seduce Max into staying in Cleveland during winter; Melanie enlists Joy to help her at a senior center; Victoria falls for a man whose children hate her.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura, and their trouble getting away for a honeymoon.

Sam realizes how much he misses his former sports celebrity status when a local newscaster asks to interview him.

Coach isn't impressed with the guy his daughter wants to marry.

The Sunshine Cab Co. is transformed into a wedding chapel for the marriage of Latka and Simka.

Felix and Oscar attend a group therapy session after driving each other to near distraction.

A professional basketball team hires Bob to give a psychological assist to its superstar.

Michael (Peter Scolari) finally tells Stephanie (Julia Duffy) that he's tired of her selfish behavior. With Bob Newhart.

While in Germany, Ralph and Ed get lost and end up in East Berlin and must prove they aren't spies.

Bilko's insurance-business attempts fall flat.

Mr. Tudball takes his secretary, Mrs. Wiggins, out for lunch; Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar.

Dobie and Chatworth vie for one girl on a date.

The school's penalty for gambling comes to mind when Connie collects the $1,000 she won in a raffle.

Everyone has helpful suggestions when Ann tries to decide how to spend a large sum of money.

Miraculous gifts appear after the convent hires an old handyman.