Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a baby sitter while they go to a party at Alan Brady's penthouse.

Red Sox pitcher Rick Walker falls into a slump and asks his idol Sam for advice.

A shy man who is about to enter the priesthood makes advances toward Diane.

Alex and his father, who is back in town to pay a visit, both date the same girl.

Felix volunteers his and Oscar's services to take care of a small boy.

Bob strikes out against a friend's fear of falling, but succumbs to the same phobia himself when he is subjected to a harrowing experience in an elevator.

Agent 99 infiltrates a radio program to learn the identity of a KAOS agent.

Ralph makes calls to single women for a friend who needs help getting a date, upsetting Alice.

Bilko learns that Congress is planning to examine wasteful military projects.

Carol's guests are Frank Gorshin and Lana Turner; Gorshin does his famous impressions, then joins up with Turner in a sketch about Bluebeard, who has just taken his unlucky 13th bride, Carol.Guests: Lana Turner, Frank Gorshin..

Dunky tells a girl that Dobie is an alcoholic.

When Miss Brooks tries to dispose some of the worthless property next to the school, she unknowingly sells the deed to the land that Madison High is sitting on.

Betty Jo has given up baseball to dedicate her life to science, or at least to her handsome new science teacher.

An insecure actor tries to buy Ann's friendship.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

The family gets stuck in an airport in Colorado and has to spend Christmas there; Stephanie fears Santa won't find her.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

Bill asks a former western idol (Bob Steele) to speak to Jody.

Danny runs into trouble when he attempts to teach Gina the customs of American teenagers.

An invitation to a bachelor party delights Alex.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) uses the members of the Douglas household as guinea pigs for his psychology assignment.

Katie and Rob (Tina Cole, Don Grady) are bored when Grandma and the triplets go to St. Louis for a month.

Lucy can win $1,000 if she teaches a chimpanzee to perform a trick.

Lucy is discovered by some American Indians who are convinced she is their rain goddess.

Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.

Lou's romance with a cocktail lounge singer makes him feel 25 years younger, until he hears about her active past.

To help an orphanage, Fonzie attempts to take the place of an ailing escape artist in a magic show.

When Shirley is caught half-dressed with Squiggy, the brewery employees believe she's a "fun date.".

A psychic predicts doom; a woman and an old beau are reunited by her dead husband's design; a man discovers that he was once married.

Stubing's pending marriage upsets Vicki; a veteran football player faces being cut; a cook (Michael Winslow) has two roommates.

Elly's wedding is off, so Jed plans to buy Central Park and move to New York to find another eligible suitor.

A con man sells Central Park to the Clampetts, then unloads three other landmarks on them.

Vint learns that he is going to lose his job because Kwik Keys is going out of business; when it turns out that Mama owns ten shares of Bernice, the company that owns Kwik Keys, she sets out to stop the store from closing.

Lola and Mama (Beverly Archer, Vicki Lawrence Schultz) become enemies when they compete in a rose show.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Stephanie purposely hides her past religious training from Archie.

Edith is blamed with negligence when she is the last person to be with a lady who wanted to die.

The women take the depressed dog to a pet therapist, who blames them for his bad behavior.

Victoria wants to come clean to her former NYC roommate, Maddie Banks (Kirstie Alley); Melanie, Joy and Elka cross things off their bucket lists.

Laura matches her pharmacist cousin with Rob's co-writer, Sally, for a dinner party with disastrous results.

Laura turns herself into a blonde femme fatale when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading.

Sam is in for a surprise when a sexy TV-commercial agent offers him a contract.

Diane looks to her friends for comfort when her cat dies, but finds everyone too enthralled by a Celtics game to notice.

Louie threatens to sever all ties with his mother when she announces her intention to remarry.

Felix's pet parrot takes a turn for the worse, and Oscar offers to handle the burial arrangements.

Bob's memory is taxed to the limit when he forgets that April 15th is the Federal income tax deadline, and also the date of the Hartleys' seventh wedding anniversary.

When Smart accidentally jettisons a secret package from a plane, he has to retrieve it.

Norton complicates matters by lying to Alice about Ralph's matchmaking efforts.

Bilko baby-sits in a trailer for a GI on furlough.

Carol's guests are George Chakiris and Shirley Jones; Chakiris joins Carol for the Q&A; the latest Carol & Sis sketch finds Jones playing Roger's temp secretary.Guests: George Chakiris, Shirley Jones..

To win a girl, Dobie becomes a quarterback.

Mr. Boynton fails to notice Miss Brooks' new hairdo, so she wears a series of ridiculous wigs to see if he will ever notice. Principal Conklin notices and thinks she's finally gone over the edge.

Uncle Joe buys a goat so that he can sell the milk as a hair growing balm for Hooterville's bald citizens.

Ann recalls when she was a student teacher and spent the Christmas holidays at an almost-deserted boys school.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

While trying to help D.J., Stephanie is accused of shoplifting.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

French asks Bill to intercede for an aspiring-actor friend.

A cute classmate perplexes growing Rusty.

Donna insists Jeff play the trumpet.

A friend (Sal Mineo) piques Rob's interest in motorcycles.

Dodie falls for her second-grade teacher.

Harry gives Lucy a $50 per week raise.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy $100 for 24 hours of silence.

Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

Tension mounts when a young consultant Lou hires to boost ratings begins usurping Mary's responsibilities.

During a heated race for class president, Richie is caught at a massage parlor by his opponent.

Shirley blames Laverne for the disappearance of her sick canary.

A matador clashes with his grandson; a released convict seeks her daughter; Isaac finds a stowaway; a man woos two women.

A matador clashes with his grandson; a released convict seeks her daughter; Isaac finds a stowaway; a man woos two women.

Drysdale and Jane arrive in New York to persuade the Clampetts to return home.

Granny insists she doesn't need glasses, although she thinks a pet seal is Elly's new boyfriend.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Edith's efforts to rent out the Jeffersons' old house result in new neighbors whom she adores but Archie abhors.

Archie and Edith are devastated when Stephanie's dysfunctional father Floyd returns and demands $1000 if they want to keep Stephanie. Archie becomes convinced that Floyd is bluffing and refuses to give in to the demand, despite Edith's pleadings.

Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple; Elka has a political rival.

The women fly to Los Angeles; Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert; Victoria grows nervous; Joy meets a man.

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

Carla tricks a man into believing he is the father of her child.

The Cheers regulars fear that the place will become a gay hangout.

Elaine sets out to cure a reclusive artist's fear of the outside world.

Oscar is suspected of foul play when no one seems to be able to find Felix.

After striking up a friendly conversation while waiting in line at the bank, Bob is held hostage when the man -- suspected of robbing the bank -- hides out in his office.

Max and the Chief each suspect the other of murdering seven CONTROL agents.

A psychiatrist says Ralph shouldn't see Norton.

Bilko learns his ancestor served with Washington.

Jonathan Winters returns as Carol's guest, highlighted by a dual role in The Wonderful World of Hospitals; fellow guest Dionne Warwick takes the stage solo and with Carol for a musical treat.Guests: Jonathan Winters, Dionne Warwick..

To win a girl's sympathy, Dobie claims to be dying.

Miss Brooks acquires a financial interest in a potential baseball star.

A circus boss plans to take advantage of Uncle Joe's naivity.

Actress Ann Marie and Don discover a ring from Ann's school beau in a box full of memorabilia; Ann looks for a way to return the ring.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

The siblings and French join Bill in Tahiti.

Gina (Annette Funicello) asks Frankie Laine to appear at a school dance.

Donna sells pickles to make up a charity deficit.

An investigation of Steve turns up a surprise.

Robbie (Don Grady) is seen kissing his secretary.

Lucy invites a little old lady (Helen Hayes) to stay at her house.

Lucy discovers she has read a price tag upside down when she buys a dinette set.

Rob receives a ransom demand of $2,500 for his lost television script.

Murray considers having an affair when he becomes attracted to a school principal.

Joanie takes up smoking cigarettes in order to join a cool girls' club.

When Carmine finds another girlfriend, Shirley gets depressed and vows never to date again.

Stubing has prenuptial jitters; Ace is prepared to take over as purser if Gopher accepts an offer to manage a tropical resort.

Stubing's ex-wife arrives with her new husband; a girl cheers a would-be bride; a politician's fiancee discovers she is a centerfold.

Shorty Kellems, proprietor of the hotel in Silver Dollar, sells out and moves west to join the Clampetts.

Trying to get Shorty to deposit money in his bank, Mr. Drysdale plies the mountaineer with girls and games.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Archie keeps Edith so busy that she doesn't get the chance to tell him that work is hazardous to her health.

Edith manages to drag Archie to church on their anniversary while Gloria and Mike try to whip up a party.

Melanie is pushed into going on a date with Ross Barkley; Joy hides her feelings for Mitch.

The ladies are stuck in the house with some unwanted guests during a super storm; Elka believes the ghost of a murdered woman has returned to seek revenge.

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date.

Diane is furious when Sam enters a photo of her in the annual Miss Boston Barmaid contest.

Tony returns to boxing as the manager of a young heavyweight.

After turning down the role of Scrooge in a Christmas play, Oscar kicks Felix out of the apartment.

Bob offers to help Carol's husband, Larry, with his travel agency. In return, Larry turns the psychologist's reception area into a mini-Polynesian village.

Max is assigned to protect a KAOS agent who is defecting to CONTROL.

When Norton thinks Ralph is suicidal, he doesn't leave him for a minute.

Bilko requests a transfer after his commanding officer's restrictions bother him.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns:; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.Guests: Betty Grable, Martha Raye..

Finances complicate Dobie's latest romance.

Walter tricks the principal into approving "Turnabout Day," so the teachers become the students, and students act as teachers, with Walter as principal.

Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.

Kate becomes an anonymous celebrity when she writes a lovelorn column for the local paper.

ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.

Ann, working as a door-to-door saleswoman, innocently unloads a defective shipment of footwear on her friends.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked developer.

Cindy develops tonsillitis the weekend Mike is planning to take the family on his boss's boat.

Bill proposes to a Frenchwoman in Tahiti.

Profiling the care of senior pets.

Kathy storms out of the house when she and Danny argue over who is in charge.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Mary falls for a young intern.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) gets a date for the school dance but he has no car.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Dodie vanishes while downtown with Ernie.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Lucy is cursed after saving the life of a Chinese laundryman.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney sign up for Mickey Rooney's acting school.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Emma, an ex-WAC, fills in for her vacationing cousin Alice and starts the Bradys on 6 a.m. inspections.

Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

Cindy suffers the pangs of being the youngest in the family until she discovers a secret admirer.

Sue Ann plays the "good sport" when a younger woman with no experience takes over her show.

Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election.

Richie's advice in his newspaper column almost destroys Potsie and Ralph's friendship.

Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.

The gang suspects ulterior motives in Shirl's promotion when Laverne is more experienced.

A man takes a dare in a radio contest and allows himself to be marooned on the island for a week in order to win $10,000.

A man dresses as a woman to chase a girl he loves; a long-wed couple rediscover each other; a detective falls for the woman he tails.

Skipper becomes depressed when a radio bulletin announces that he has been declared at fault for the loss of his charter boat.

A big-game hunter plans to stalk Gilligan. He must survive 24 hours without being killed.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

Mrs. Howell finds a series of anonymous love notes under her pillow.

Gomer fouls up a raid on maneuvers, and Carter sends him into the enemy camp to be captured.

Granny punishes Jethro for leading too wild a Hollywood life with Shorty Kellems.

Gomer solves the problem of an enforced furlough by becoming a civilian employee of the base.

Mrs. Drysdale's nephew leaves the Air Force.

A tough platoon sergeant is infuriated by Gomer's attention to his girlfriend.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Gomer's fortunetelling grandma comes to visit and makes dire predictions for Carter.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Drysdale loses an office to his wife's nephew.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

The Clampetts visit Hooterville, and Jed arranges to go into the airline business with pilot Steve Elliott.

After learning that Mike has written a letter of criticism to President Nixon, Archie counters with a letter of praise.

Jed forms an airline with farmer Howard Hewes, then Drysdale gets involved.

Archie tries to sue for whiplash after he is in a minor auto accident.

Silver Dollar City's mayor is fixing to send Shorty back to the hills; Jed Clampett and Shad Heller conspire to line up Shorty Kellems as a husband for the strong-minded widow Elverna Bradshaw.

The ladies are surprised by how they are portrayed in a play that was written and directed by Elka.

Dan (John Larroquette) saves Christine's (Markie Post) life and insists that she sleep with him to return the favor.

Joy decides to reveal her feelings to Mitch, but a dating coach gets in the way; Victoria is smitten by a screenwriter.

Dan (John Larroquette) is tormented by a woman (Fran Drescher) with a split personality; Bull's (Richard Moll) children's story is deemed too frightening for kids.

Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled when Buddy convinces Rob to take care of his German shepherd.

Dan collapses when he returns to work too soon after having an operation.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Dan (John Larroquette) slips into a coma after an amorous former girlfriend (Leslie Bevis) pays him a visit in the hospital.

Sam discovers Coach is being ripped off in his daily gin games.

Diane's well-to-do mother will lose her inheritance if Diane isn't married within 24 hours.

Elaine enlists the help of a woman's organization when Louie stoops to spying on her in the ladies' room.

The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane.

When $50 is missing from the poker bank, Felix suspects Oscar of taking the money.

Carla's promiscuous sister (Rhea Perlman in a dual role) hits on everyone in the bar -- including naive Cliff.

Bob offers sound psychological advice to his wife and his therapy group on how to handle anger. Then he proceeds to lose his temper when dealing with a garage mechanic.

Max is assigned to retrieve a bottle of a new type of liquid rocket fuel.

Bob sees his well-ordered life turned topsy-turvy when he and Emily move to a new Chicago residence.

When Ralph buys a watch as a wedding present for the boss's daughter, Alice thinks it is for her.

Bob's attempt to help men leaving prison to re-enter society has him climbing the walls.

Bilko whips up a zany play that he hopes will land the gang in a rest camp.

A ventriloquist seeks Bob's help when his dummy threatens to break up their act; Jerry is terrified of losing his new dream girl (Hope Alexander-Willis).

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.Guests: Peter Lawford, Minnie Pearl..

When Agent 99 is kidnapped and replaced with an exact duplicate by KAOS, the Chief wants to know why.

Max and the Chief try to find out how KAOS is gathering secret information.

Maynard and Dobie scheme to pass a test.

While posing as a zillionaire car dealer, Sledge (David Rasche) falls into a beautiful widow's (Victoria Carroll) clutches.

When being stalked by a mysterious man with a black moustache, the stranger forces Connie to a TV studio where she's guest of honor on the "Here is Your Past" TV program and is confronted by friends who are mad at her.

Sledge fails to save a woman from murder, but insists she has returned to life.

Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.

Actress Irish McCalla is featured on the classic quiz show.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked developer.

Profiling the care of senior pets.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Emma, an ex-WAC, fills in for her vacationing cousin Alice and starts the Bradys on 6 a.m. inspections.

Cindy suffers the pangs of being the youngest in the family until she discovers a secret admirer.

Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election.

Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.

A man takes a dare in a radio contest and allows himself to be marooned on the island for a week in order to win $10,000.

Skipper becomes depressed when a radio bulletin announces that he has been declared at fault for the loss of his charter boat.

A big-game hunter plans to stalk Gilligan. He must survive 24 hours without being killed.

Mrs. Howell finds a series of anonymous love notes under her pillow.

Gomer fouls up a raid on maneuvers, and Carter sends him into the enemy camp to be captured.

Gomer solves the problem of an enforced furlough by becoming a civilian employee of the base.

A tough platoon sergeant is infuriated by Gomer's attention to his girlfriend.

Gomer's fortunetelling grandma comes to visit and makes dire predictions for Carter.

Drysdale loses an office to his wife's nephew.

The Clampetts visit Hooterville, and Jed arranges to go into the airline business with pilot Steve Elliott.

Jed forms an airline with farmer Howard Hewes, then Drysdale gets involved.

Silver Dollar City's mayor is fixing to send Shorty back to the hills; Jed Clampett and Shad Heller conspire to line up Shorty Kellems as a husband for the strong-minded widow Elverna Bradshaw.

Dan (John Larroquette) saves Christine's (Markie Post) life and insists that she sleep with him to return the favor.

Dan (John Larroquette) is tormented by a woman (Fran Drescher) with a split personality; Bull's (Richard Moll) children's story is deemed too frightening for kids.

Dan collapses when he returns to work too soon after having an operation.

Dan (John Larroquette) slips into a coma after an amorous former girlfriend (Leslie Bevis) pays him a visit in the hospital.

Sam becomes jealous when his impressive older brother Derek drops by the bar and charms Diane.

Diane's fascination with Sam's older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him.

The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane.

Carla's promiscuous sister (Rhea Perlman in a dual role) hits on everyone in the bar -- including naive Cliff.

Hot baby news is the order of the day when Carol announces that she's expecting a baby. Then Emily drops her bombshell and Bob nearly comes unglued at the prospect of becoming a father.

Bob sees his well-ordered life turned topsy-turvy when he and Emily move to a new Chicago residence.

Bob's attempt to help men leaving prison to re-enter society has him climbing the walls.

A ventriloquist seeks Bob's help when his dummy threatens to break up their act; Jerry is terrified of losing his new dream girl (Hope Alexander-Willis).

When Agent 99 is kidnapped and replaced with an exact duplicate by KAOS, the Chief wants to know why.

Max and the Chief try to find out how KAOS is gathering secret information.

While posing as a zillionaire car dealer, Sledge (David Rasche) falls into a beautiful widow's (Victoria Carroll) clutches.

Sledge fails to save a woman from murder, but insists she has returned to life.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Actress Irish McCalla is featured on the classic quiz show.