Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura mistakenly dye their hands black.

An old baseball buddy encourages Sam to try out for the Red Sox farm team; Frasier takes care of Lilith's lab rat.

Rebecca hopes an old flame (Harvey Fierstein) will sweep her off her feet; Sam forms a support group.

Louie plans a wild bachelor-pad party when his mother moves out of the apartment after an argument.

Oscar lets Felix talk him into going to a.

When a star pitcher for the Chicago Cubs credits Bob with saving his career, the endorsement brings Bob a new patient, Moose Washburn -- a second-string player whose career is beyond a mere psychologist's help.

Michael (Peter Scolari) finally tells Stephanie (Julia Duffy) that he's tired of her selfish behavior. With Bob Newhart.

Ralph looks for his razor blades.

Bilko's dining club for GIs runs out of patrons.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

Ella Fitzgerald; Sammy Davis Jr.

Dobie tries to please a Soviet ballerina.

It's a case of mistaken identity when Mrs. Davis' old boyfriend arrives.

Kaye Ballard and Tim Conway are Carol's guests tonight for an evening of sketches, highlighted by the game show spoof The Dater's Game; Tim plays a service station attendant meeting a bank robber.Guests: Tim Conway, Kaye Ballard..

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

Mike and Carol are having difficulty adjusting their two families to living in one house.

Bill hires his office cleaning woman to help French.

Danny wants Rusty's music teacher to perform in his club.

Mary's pals take advantage of Donna and Alex's absence.

Bub's card-playing buddies causes problems for the Douglases.

Steve takes the boys to Tokyo.

Lucy discovers a singing farmhand (Wayne Newton).

Lucy is discovered by some American Indians who are convinced she is their rain goddess.

While in Paris, Lucy spots someone she thinks is Charles Boyer.

Lucy wants to attend a Paris fashion show, but Ricky is hesitant to let her go.

Lucy and Ricky are trapped by an Alpine avalanche.

Lucy feels guilty when she realizes the next day is Little Ricky's birthday and wants to call him.

Mary learns it is Lou's birthday and decides to surprise him with a party.

Martin's unexpected return causes mixed emotions in his wife.

Don proposes to Ann and gives her an engagement ring, which she promptly returns.

Don asks Ann to spy on his sister's boyfriend, an actor.

Parents want to end their son's relationship with a girl; a couple learns a lesson in true love; Doc's nurse is a lovely ex-showgirl.

Bubba brings home an all-female heavy-metal band.

Mama wields her portfolio to save Vint's job.

Willona makes an effort to protect Penny from learning the facts of life.

J.J. tries his hand at giving art lessons, with unexpected results.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Archie tries to get Irene Lorenzo a job as a bookkeeper at his plant.

Gloria is in a state of shock after Mike unveils his plans for the Stivic family.

Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.

Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go under cover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.

Rob stays awake for 100 hours just before his job interview with Alan Brady.

Rob helps his boss, Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the comic.

The rivalry between Cheers and the Old Towne Tavern, now under new ownership, continues; Rebecca gets a make-over.

Norm and Cliff go to Burbank after Cliff is convinced that Johnny Carson will be using one of his jokes.

Apartmentless Elaine moves in with Bobby.

Felix is incensed when Oscar gives a riotous account of Felix's prissiness on a talk show.

Afraid that his practice, as well as his patients, will fall apart if he leaves, Bob keeps resisting Emily's plans for a two-month European cruise.

Joanna's (Mary Frann) miffed by the grade given to the inn by a tourist guide; Larry (William Sanderson) wants to return to school. With Bob Newhart.

Ralph and Ed take care of an abandoned baby left on Ralph's bus; Ralph thinks a turkey ate Alice's missing wedding ring.

While in Mexico, Bilko and his three friends lose their uniforms to bank robbers.

Performances by Elvis Presley, Carol Burnette, Arthur Woosley, Nat King Cole, Frank Fontaine, Jackie Gleason & Art Carney and Rise Stevens.

Sly and the Family Stone; Shirley Bassey; Lana Cantrell; George Burns; Mason Williams.

An insecure girl latches onto Dobie.

Mr. Conklin asks an astronomical price for his house.

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.Guests: Petula Clark, John Byner..

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Cindy's favorite doll is missing and the family thinks Bobby has hidden it.

French knows a noblewoman (Ida Lupino) as a former barmaid.

Worried about a possible stepmother, Terry and Rusty interfere in Danny's love life.

Donna protests an airline's misleading advertising.

Chip challenges Robbie in business.

Tramp is framed.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy $100 for 24 hours of silence.

Lucy discovers she has read a price tag upside down when she buys a dinette set.

Lucy is.

Lucy can't cross the French-Italian border because she lost her passport.

Lucy's windfall at a casino starts trouble between the Mertzes and Ricardos.

The Ricardos and Mertzes must return to the United States by plane instead of ship.

Mary starts dating the anchorman from the top-rated television station and soon finds herself serving as a spy.

Rhoda's boss, Jack, decides that his new image is ready for the ultimate test: a date with an attractive woman.

Ann's picture appears as a centerfold pinup.

While hosting a party for her neighbors for a game show, Ann discovers some interesting facts about them before her purse is stolen.

A man must wed to inherit $3 million; a widow poses as an adventuress; a male chauvinist angers his fiancee; a reporter seeks scandal.

Lola and Mama (Beverly Archer, Vicki Lawrence Schultz) become enemies when they compete in a rose show.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Michael stuns the family with his decision to move out of the house.

An unemployed J.J. is torn between his emotions and the facts when a girlfriend returns to town.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

The usually punctual Archie is hours overdue at a lodge convention in Buffalo, and no one knows what has happened to him.

Convention-bound Archie is missing for almost 24 hours, and the family is grasping for clues to his whereabouts.

Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.

A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.

Buddy offers to help Laura get a fur coat for the wholesale price.

Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent.

The desire to consummate their marriage may keep Woody and Kelly (Jackie Swanson) from making it to the altar, especially if her father (Richard Doyle) catches them.

The desire to consummate their marriage may keep Woody and Kelly from making it to the altar, especially if her father catches them.

Louie hits an old woman while trying to teach the art of cab driving to a new driver.

In an attempt to get closer to his son, Felix becomes the coach of the boy's football team.

Recovering from another broken romance, Jerry accepts Bob's invitation to spend a couple of days at his apartment. Bob soon comes to regret his kindness.

Joanna's friend wants everyone to go to Morocco for a vacation.

Ralph gets upset when Alice appears to ruin their chance at winning a radio quiz show, but the tables turn when the producers admit to an error and put Ralph on the spot to win the prize.

Bilko tries to give Hall's career a boost.

Jimmy Rodgers; Anna Maria Alberghetti; Carol Burnett; Carl Ballantine; Paul Anka.

The Jackson 5; Sonny James; George Carlin; the Little Step Brothers; Roger Williams.

The Chatsworths are suddenly penniless.

The school's penalty for gambling comes to mind when Connie collects the $1,000 she won in a raffle.

Guest Gloria Swanson arrives for the Q&A, but she only has eyes for Lyle; sketches include aGuests: Gloria Swanson..

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Greg, Peter and Bobby are looking forward to their annual camp out with Mike and Alice. But this time, Carol and the girls are coming along. 'Uh-uh', says the boys, who are sure the girls will ruin their good time.

Bill inadvertently misses a fifth-anniversary party.

A girl from Iowa wants to make it in show business, so she goes to Danny for help.

The Stones' friends go all out on a new farm.

Mike eyes the campus queen.

An unexpected visitor catches Steve by surprise.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney sign up for Mickey Rooney's acting school.

Lucy tries to persuade the writer of her favorite soap opera to change his script.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

Phyllis, who has just received her real estate license, tries to sell Lou a house.

Brenda tries to cheer up Benny when he starts to feel down and out.

Don and Ann go to a pre-marital counselor.

Ann goes all out to recover her lost engagement ring.

A former client threatens an ex-prostitute's new love; Stubing tries fitness to attract a woman; two grieving people find each other.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

J.J. could pay terribly for being the sole witness to a serious car accident.

Florida takes charge of a group of children trapped in a deserted building during a snowstorm.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

When Mike and Gloria have a fight, she dares him to try and hold a kiss until Archie arrives from the airport.

Impious Archie becomes religious after a close brush with death.

Christine (Markie Post) receives and accepts an unexpected marriage proposal from Officer Tony Giuliano (Ray Abruzzo). With Harry Anderson.

A pregnant Christine (Markie Post) tries in vain to reach her new husband in South America. With John Larroquette.

Rob sets out to write a book during his vacation but has trouble getting started.

Laura blurts out an embarrassing secret on a national television quiz show.

When the guests return to Cheers following Woody's wedding, a carelessly discarded cigarette sets the bar on fire.

Sam prepares for the grand reopening of his bar following the fire; the honeymoon ends for Woody and Kelly.

Louie sneaks Bobby's hateful letter to a critic to the newspaper.

Oscar's ex-wife is remarrying and invites him to the wedding.

Bob's therapy group convinces him to accept an invitation to conduct one of his sessions on television.

Dick (Bob Newhart) tries to keep Larry (William Sanderson) from running for mayor. With Mary Frann.

Everyone goes in costume to the bus company's party.

Love gets in the way when Bilko attempts to promote a sharpshooter.

The Young Rascals; Harry James and His Orchestra; Paul Anka; Roger Tay; Chong and Mana; Topo Gigio.

Performances by the Jackson Five, John Davidson, Lainie Kazan, Topo Gigio, Guy Marks and Diana Ross.

Maynard tries to save a chimp from going to a lab.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Paul Sand and Eydie Gorme guest star; including a salute to movie series such asGuests: Eydie Gormé, Paul Sand..

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

Mike tries to cure the phone problem in his home by installing a pay phone.

Bobby is convinced nobody loves him and decides to run away from home.

Visiting a dog sanctuary.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ad man visits Nora Desmond; galley slaves.

Steve Lawrence is a talk-show host;.

Guests Tim Conway, Kay Ballard.

Guests Tim Conway, Valerie Harper.

The spy; Ham Actor; George & Zelda.

Guests Tim Conway, Charo.

Ham actor; airline security; old flame.

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Guest Dinah Shore in.

Love on an ocean liner; guest James Coco.

The cast performs in Sydney's Opera House.

A man becomes a chimp; ex-partners meet.

Kitchen ads; the Old Dresser; day/night shift.

Guests Tim Conway, Bernadette Peters.

Vic Voyeur; the interrogator; The Thin Man.

Skits:.

Born free; my buddy; the third degree.

Guests Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway.

Japanese restaurant; accident witnesses.

Guests Tim Conway, the Pointer Sisters.

The Harpers; the Old Clock Maker.

Carol and Sis; As the Stomach Turns.Guests: Petula Clark..

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Guests Ruth Buzzi, Jack Gilford.

The Harpers attend a hardware exhibition.

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Plot to Hurt Hitler; guest Carl Reiner.

The Harpers; guest William Conrad.

The Harpers with Roddy McDowall.

TV commercials; love triangle; guest Cher.

Carol and Sis; Back Alley.

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Exercise; lady carpenter; bachelor party.