Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date.

Diane is furious when Sam enters a photo of her in the annual Miss Boston Barmaid contest.

Tony returns to boxing as the manager of a young heavyweight.

After turning down the role of Scrooge in a Christmas play, Oscar kicks Felix out of the apartment.

Bob offers to help Carol's husband, Larry, with his travel agency. In return, Larry turns the psychologist's reception area into a mini-Polynesian village.

Max is assigned to protect a KAOS agent who is defecting to CONTROL.

When Norton thinks Ralph is suicidal, he doesn't leave him for a minute.

Bilko requests a transfer after his commanding officer's restrictions bother him.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns:; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.Guests: Betty Grable, Martha Raye..

Finances complicate Dobie's latest romance.

Walter tricks the principal into approving "Turnabout Day," so the teachers become the students, and students act as teachers, with Walter as principal.

Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.

Kate becomes an anonymous celebrity when she writes a lovelorn column for the local paper.

ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.

Ann, working as a door-to-door saleswoman, innocently unloads a defective shipment of footwear on her friends.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked developer.

Cindy develops tonsillitis the weekend Mike is planning to take the family on his boss's boat.

Bill proposes to a Frenchwoman in Tahiti.

Profiling the care of senior pets.

Kathy storms out of the house when she and Danny argue over who is in charge.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Mary falls for a young intern.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) gets a date for the school dance but he has no car.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Dodie vanishes while downtown with Ernie.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Lucy is cursed after saving the life of a Chinese laundryman.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney sign up for Mickey Rooney's acting school.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Emma, an ex-WAC, fills in for her vacationing cousin Alice and starts the Bradys on 6 a.m. inspections.

Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

Cindy suffers the pangs of being the youngest in the family until she discovers a secret admirer.

Sue Ann plays the "good sport" when a younger woman with no experience takes over her show.

Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election.

Richie's advice in his newspaper column almost destroys Potsie and Ralph's friendship.

Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.

The gang suspects ulterior motives in Shirl's promotion when Laverne is more experienced.

A man takes a dare in a radio contest and allows himself to be marooned on the island for a week in order to win $10,000.

A man dresses as a woman to chase a girl he loves; a long-wed couple rediscover each other; a detective falls for the woman he tails.

Skipper becomes depressed when a radio bulletin announces that he has been declared at fault for the loss of his charter boat.

A big-game hunter plans to stalk Gilligan. He must survive 24 hours without being killed.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

Mrs. Howell finds a series of anonymous love notes under her pillow.

Gomer fouls up a raid on maneuvers, and Carter sends him into the enemy camp to be captured.

Granny punishes Jethro for leading too wild a Hollywood life with Shorty Kellems.

Gomer solves the problem of an enforced furlough by becoming a civilian employee of the base.

Mrs. Drysdale's nephew leaves the Air Force.

A tough platoon sergeant is infuriated by Gomer's attention to his girlfriend.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Gomer's fortunetelling grandma comes to visit and makes dire predictions for Carter.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Drysdale loses an office to his wife's nephew.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

The Clampetts visit Hooterville, and Jed arranges to go into the airline business with pilot Steve Elliott.

After learning that Mike has written a letter of criticism to President Nixon, Archie counters with a letter of praise.

Jed forms an airline with farmer Howard Hewes, then Drysdale gets involved.

Archie tries to sue for whiplash after he is in a minor auto accident.

Silver Dollar City's mayor is fixing to send Shorty back to the hills; Jed Clampett and Shad Heller conspire to line up Shorty Kellems as a husband for the strong-minded widow Elverna Bradshaw.

The ladies are surprised by how they are portrayed in a play that was written and directed by Elka.

Dan (John Larroquette) saves Christine's (Markie Post) life and insists that she sleep with him to return the favor.

Joy decides to reveal her feelings to Mitch, but a dating coach gets in the way; Victoria is smitten by a screenwriter.

Dan (John Larroquette) is tormented by a woman (Fran Drescher) with a split personality; Bull's (Richard Moll) children's story is deemed too frightening for kids.

Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled when Buddy convinces Rob to take care of his German shepherd.

Dan collapses when he returns to work too soon after having an operation.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Dan (John Larroquette) slips into a coma after an amorous former girlfriend (Leslie Bevis) pays him a visit in the hospital.

Sam discovers Coach is being ripped off in his daily gin games.

Diane's well-to-do mother will lose her inheritance if Diane isn't married within 24 hours.

Elaine enlists the help of a woman's organization when Louie stoops to spying on her in the ladies' room.

The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane.

When $50 is missing from the poker bank, Felix suspects Oscar of taking the money.

Carla's promiscuous sister (Rhea Perlman in a dual role) hits on everyone in the bar -- including naive Cliff.

Bob offers sound psychological advice to his wife and his therapy group on how to handle anger. Then he proceeds to lose his temper when dealing with a garage mechanic.

Max is assigned to retrieve a bottle of a new type of liquid rocket fuel.

Bob sees his well-ordered life turned topsy-turvy when he and Emily move to a new Chicago residence.

When Ralph buys a watch as a wedding present for the boss's daughter, Alice thinks it is for her.

Bob's attempt to help men leaving prison to re-enter society has him climbing the walls.

Bilko whips up a zany play that he hopes will land the gang in a rest camp.

A ventriloquist seeks Bob's help when his dummy threatens to break up their act; Jerry is terrified of losing his new dream girl (Hope Alexander-Willis).

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.Guests: Peter Lawford, Minnie Pearl..

When Agent 99 is kidnapped and replaced with an exact duplicate by KAOS, the Chief wants to know why.

Max and the Chief try to find out how KAOS is gathering secret information.

Maynard and Dobie scheme to pass a test.

While posing as a zillionaire car dealer, Sledge (David Rasche) falls into a beautiful widow's (Victoria Carroll) clutches.

When being stalked by a mysterious man with a black moustache, the stranger forces Connie to a TV studio where she's guest of honor on the "Here is Your Past" TV program and is confronted by friends who are mad at her.

Sledge fails to save a woman from murder, but insists she has returned to life.

Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.

Actress Irish McCalla is featured on the classic quiz show.

Guilt propels Ozzie into a spending spree.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

Ozzie turns town shopping with Harriet because of his cold, but ends up feeling better to go bowling with Thorny.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

The Stones fret when Mary's date arrives in a jalopy.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

The school tells Donna and Alex that Jeff is a genius.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

The Stones fear their handyman has stolen $20.

Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked developer.

Appendectomy-patient Alex is miserable in the hospital.

Ann tries to liven up her image.

Profiling the care of senior pets.

Helen fumes when Lou escorts Ethel Merman.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Photographer Noel Prince proposes to Ann.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Don's mother stays overnight with Ann.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ida demonstrates her knack for jumping to conclusions when Martin begins to act very secretively.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Rhoda and Joe decide the only way they can get to spend more time together is to barricade themselves in their apartment.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

When Brenda turns down Lenny's marriage proposal, he quits his job and falls into a state of depression.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

Rhoda's lack of money is forcing her window-dressing service out of business.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

The man Phyllis dates for intellectual purposes creates a triangle when he starts dating Mary, too.

Emma, an ex-WAC, fills in for her vacationing cousin Alice and starts the Bradys on 6 a.m. inspections.

Murray considers having a fling after meeting a woman at one of Mary's parties.

Cindy suffers the pangs of being the youngest in the family until she discovers a secret admirer.

Ted's mother decides to live with her boyfriend without marrying him.

Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election.

Murray, the father of three daughters, decides he wants a son.

Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.

After someone steals Shirley's poodle skirt and Laverne's sweater, the girls become police decoys.

A man takes a dare in a radio contest and allows himself to be marooned on the island for a week in order to win $10,000.

Lenny and Squiggy set up a bachelor pad in the girls' building.

Skipper becomes depressed when a radio bulletin announces that he has been declared at fault for the loss of his charter boat.

A big-game hunter plans to stalk Gilligan. He must survive 24 hours without being killed.

A German deliveryman faints in the girls apartment causing them to use their nursing skills.

Mrs. Howell finds a series of anonymous love notes under her pillow.

The coordinator of the annual Shotz Brewery Talent Show may not let the girls perform.

Gomer fouls up a raid on maneuvers, and Carter sends him into the enemy camp to be captured.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Gomer solves the problem of an enforced furlough by becoming a civilian employee of the base.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

A tough platoon sergeant is infuriated by Gomer's attention to his girlfriend.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

Gomer's fortunetelling grandma comes to visit and makes dire predictions for Carter.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

Drysdale loses an office to his wife's nephew.

The Clampetts visit Hooterville, and Jed arranges to go into the airline business with pilot Steve Elliott.

Jed forms an airline with farmer Howard Hewes, then Drysdale gets involved.

Silver Dollar City's mayor is fixing to send Shorty back to the hills; Jed Clampett and Shad Heller conspire to line up Shorty Kellems as a husband for the strong-minded widow Elverna Bradshaw.

Dan (John Larroquette) saves Christine's (Markie Post) life and insists that she sleep with him to return the favor.

Dan (John Larroquette) is tormented by a woman (Fran Drescher) with a split personality; Bull's (Richard Moll) children's story is deemed too frightening for kids.

Dan collapses when he returns to work too soon after having an operation.

Dan (John Larroquette) slips into a coma after an amorous former girlfriend (Leslie Bevis) pays him a visit in the hospital.

Sam becomes jealous when his impressive older brother Derek drops by the bar and charms Diane.

Diane's fascination with Sam's older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him.

Mrs. Davis describes Mr. Whipple as an impoverished man who hasn't eaten in 10 days, so the gang descends on Whipple's home with food and clothes, unaware that he's actually a multi-millionaire who's simply been on a 10-day diet.

The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane.

Stubing's father makes life difficult for his son; a dog traps a frightened passenger in his cabin; three girls play a joke on two men.

Carla's promiscuous sister (Rhea Perlman in a dual role) hits on everyone in the bar -- including naive Cliff.

Hot baby news is the order of the day when Carol announces that she's expecting a baby. Then Emily drops her bombshell and Bob nearly comes unglued at the prospect of becoming a father.

Passengers besiege an advice columnist; an arrogant replacement chef angers Stubing; a man doesn't know his estranged wife is on board.

Bob sees his well-ordered life turned topsy-turvy when he and Emily move to a new Chicago residence.

Bob's attempt to help men leaving prison to re-enter society has him climbing the walls.

Trevor is spending three months in Los Angeles on business, which he mixes with pleasure.

A ventriloquist seeks Bob's help when his dummy threatens to break up their act; Jerry is terrified of losing his new dream girl (Hope Alexander-Willis).

A minister proposes, but the woman wants another; friends give a man a divorce shower.

When Agent 99 is kidnapped and replaced with an exact duplicate by KAOS, the Chief wants to know why.

Beverly and Walter take shelter in a haunted house. In "Love and the Athlete" George is told by his boss to tell a woman that she is a man.

Max and the Chief try to find out how KAOS is gathering secret information.

Bernie falls in love with a nurse; in "Love And The Hypnotist," Richard suffers from the after-effects of his stag party on his honeymoon.

While posing as a zillionaire car dealer, Sledge (David Rasche) falls into a beautiful widow's (Victoria Carroll) clutches.

Aunt Bee's Garden Club takes action against a planned road through Mayberry.

Sledge fails to save a woman from murder, but insists she has returned to life.

Millie hesitantly joins Sam, Howard and a friend on a camping trip.

The townsfolk don't fathom a sculpture created in their honor.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Howard uses a lodge emergency fund for a nose job.

Actress Irish McCalla is featured on the classic quiz show.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Guilt propels Ozzie into a spending spree.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Ozzie turns town shopping with Harriet because of his cold, but ends up feeling better to go bowling with Thorny.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

The Stones fret when Mary's date arrives in a jalopy.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

The school tells Donna and Alex that Jeff is a genius.

Greg is now a freshman in highschool; making him feel like a man, but doesn't feel like one at home.

The Stones fear their handyman has stolen $20.

The twins are dismayed by the lack of friendliness in their apartment building.

Appendectomy-patient Alex is miserable in the hospital.

Gina's friend arrives from Italy with a few ulterior motives in mind.

Ann tries to liven up her image.

Alex tries to run the house while Donna is away.

Helen fumes when Lou escorts Ethel Merman.

Dodie uses the house as a rehearsal studio for her music group.

Photographer Noel Prince proposes to Ann.

A young woman persuades the Douglas men to fix her dented fender. With Stanley Livingston, Don Grady and Fred MacMurray.

Don's mother stays overnight with Ann.

Uncle Harry replaces Lucy with a computer.

Ida demonstrates her knack for jumping to conclusions when Martin begins to act very secretively.

Lucy tries to persuade the writer of her favorite soap opera to change his script.

Rhoda and Joe decide the only way they can get to spend more time together is to barricade themselves in their apartment.

When Brenda turns down Lenny's marriage proposal, he quits his job and falls into a state of depression.

Rhoda's lack of money is forcing her window-dressing service out of business.

Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

The man Phyllis dates for intellectual purposes creates a triangle when he starts dating Mary, too.

Murray considers having a fling after meeting a woman at one of Mary's parties.

Ted's mother decides to live with her boyfriend without marrying him.

Fonzie creates an instant craze with his dance styling to the new hit song by Leather Tuscadero.

Murray, the father of three daughters, decides he wants a son.

Shirley's mother comes to visit and criticizes her for her friends and the way she lives.

After someone steals Shirley's poodle skirt and Laverne's sweater, the girls become police decoys.

A paraplegic former tennis pro meets her critic, a sportswriter; a Mexican stowaway creates havoc; a practical joker learns a lesson.

Lenny and Squiggy set up a bachelor pad in the girls' building.

A German deliveryman faints in the girls apartment causing them to use their nursing skills.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

The coordinator of the annual Shotz Brewery Talent Show may not let the girls perform.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Shorty again disrupts fiancée Elverna's wedding plans, this time by marrying Mr. Drysdale's secretary.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

The Clampetts set up a miniature farm, so Shorty's bride can sample farm life.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Mike shames Archie into being a blood donor, but Archie insists on knowing where the blood will be going.

Archie ridicules one of Mike and Gloria's friends for being gay.

Victoria's son visits, even though she always forgets him; Joy and Mitch contemplate their compatibility.

In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that celebrates LeBron James.

Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she can't bring herself to tell him it is ugly.

Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers turn out a show without his help.

Carla claims that Diane is getting preferential treatment; Diane looks for a new job.

Mrs. Davis describes Mr. Whipple as an impoverished man who hasn't eaten in 10 days, so the gang descends on Whipple's home with food and clothes, unaware that he's actually a multi-millionaire who's simply been on a 10-day diet.

Diane decides to save Andy, an unbalanced ex-convict that finds life easier in jail.

Stubing's father makes life difficult for his son; a dog traps a frightened passenger in his cabin; three girls play a joke on two men.

Louie prepares for the coming of the end of the world; he turns a toolroom into a bomb shelter; he asks Elaine to join him in his bomb shelter.

Felix is forced to depend on Oscar's help in the finals of the Golden Apron Cooking Contest.

Passengers besiege an advice columnist; an arrogant replacement chef angers Stubing; a man doesn't know his estranged wife is on board.

Bob is puzzled when his henpecked patient (John Fiedler) asserts himself with far-reaching consequences.

Max gets a job at a nursery where one CONTROL agent has already mysteriously disappeared.

Trevor is spending three months in Los Angeles on business, which he mixes with pleasure.

Ralph has to live up to Tommy's expectations during a Boy Scout competition.

A minister proposes, but the woman wants another; friends give a man a divorce shower.

Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan.

Beverly and Walter take shelter in a haunted house. In "Love and the Athlete" George is told by his boss to tell a woman that she is a man.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.Guests: Tim Conway, Shani Wallis..

Bernie falls in love with a nurse; in "Love And The Hypnotist," Richard suffers from the after-effects of his stag party on his honeymoon.

Aunt Bee's Garden Club takes action against a planned road through Mayberry.

Dobie and Maynard think they froze Dunky.

Millie hesitantly joins Sam, Howard and a friend on a camping trip.

Miss Brooks tries to acquire an elephant and use it as the new school mascot after a rival principal procures a live bear.

The townsfolk don't fathom a sculpture created in their honor.

Uncle Joe has trouble trying to recover his winning raffle ticket from Kate, who is serving on a jury.

Howard uses a lodge emergency fund for a nose job.

Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Greg is now a freshman in highschool; making him feel like a man, but doesn't feel like one at home.

The twins are dismayed by the lack of friendliness in their apartment building.

Gina's friend arrives from Italy with a few ulterior motives in mind.

Alex tries to run the house while Donna is away.

Dodie uses the house as a rehearsal studio for her music group.

A young woman persuades the Douglas men to fix her dented fender. With Stanley Livingston, Don Grady and Fred MacMurray.

Uncle Harry replaces Lucy with a computer.

Lucy tries to persuade the writer of her favorite soap opera to change his script.

Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

Lou moves into Rhoda's old apartment and begins running Mary's private life the same way he runs the office.

Fonzie creates an instant craze with his dance styling to the new hit song by Leather Tuscadero.

Shirley's mother comes to visit and criticizes her for her friends and the way she lives.

A paraplegic former tennis pro meets her critic, a sportswriter; a Mexican stowaway creates havoc; a practical joker learns a lesson.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

Shorty again disrupts fiancée Elverna's wedding plans, this time by marrying Mr. Drysdale's secretary.

The Clampetts set up a miniature farm, so Shorty's bride can sample farm life.

While Vint is at his stag party, the women have a get-together that turns disastrous.

Naomi and Vint wind up on Mama's doorstep after they're swindled out of their housing investment.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Mike shames Archie into being a blood donor, but Archie insists on knowing where the blood will be going.

Archie ridicules one of Mike and Gloria's friends for being gay.

Victoria's son visits, even though she always forgets him; Joy and Mitch contemplate their compatibility.

In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that celebrates LeBron James.

Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she can't bring herself to tell him it is ugly.

Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers turn out a show without his help.

Carla claims that Diane is getting preferential treatment; Diane looks for a new job.

Diane decides to save Andy, an unbalanced ex-convict that finds life easier in jail.

Louie prepares for the coming of the end of the world; he turns a toolroom into a bomb shelter; he asks Elaine to join him in his bomb shelter.

Felix is forced to depend on Oscar's help in the finals of the Golden Apron Cooking Contest.

Bob is puzzled when his henpecked patient (John Fiedler) asserts himself with far-reaching consequences.

Max gets a job at a nursery where one CONTROL agent has already mysteriously disappeared.

Ralph has to live up to Tommy's expectations during a Boy Scout competition.

Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.Guests: Tim Conway, Shani Wallis..

Dobie and Maynard think they froze Dunky.

Miss Brooks tries to acquire an elephant and use it as the new school mascot after a rival principal procures a live bear.

Uncle Joe has trouble trying to recover his winning raffle ticket from Kate, who is serving on a jury.

Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they.

Cissy must baby-sit when French wants to go away.

The script for Danny's club routine is lost.

A career woman (Esther Williams) considers marriage.

Mischief reigns when Ernie's (Barry Livingston) left to take care of Dodie (Dawn Lyn).

Uncle Charley is upset when he discovers his old shipmate has changed.

Kim gets her own apartment but can't get rid of her mother.

Lucy fills in as an usher at a famous theater in order to see a premiere.

Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

When Lou decides to hire a female newscaster, he gives orders to find a "girl like Mary.".

Howard and Marion hope to rekindle the old flame by journeying to the lodge where they spent their honeymoon.

Laverne admits she doesn't know how to drive so Shirley offers to teach her.

A has-been comic tries a comeback; a man's fraternity brothers try to find him a girl; a woman plays matchmaker for her granddaughter.

Twins (Diana Canova in a dual role) pretend to be one person; Julie's old flame (David Hedison) returns; an old couple may be jinxed.

The Clampetts again meet "Honest John," the confidence man who had sold them half of Manhattan.

Jed prepares to underwrite con man Honest John's scheme to drill a channel in the mountains.

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

Mama goes to work for a travel agency.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Archie explodes when he finds out that Gloria is pregnant and Mike has no means of supporting the child.

Archie objects to Mike's unmarried friends staying the night in the house.

During Elka's city council debate, things heat up between Victoria and J.J. and Melanie and Donald.

The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.

Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating Sally as one of the boys.

Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but he forgets to get the tickets.

One year after dumping her, Diane's intellectual former fiancé returns to reclaim her.

Carla rejects a man interested in her romantically, convinced that he must have some fatal flaw.

Louie puts a damper on the celebration when Bobby announces he has finally landed a TV series role.

Felix persuades Oscar to use his influence to prevent a great college quarterback from being corrupted by pro football.

Bob deals with an improbable paternity case and a phone-paging service that never pages him.

Max is astonished to learn that the United States belongs to the direct descendant of Columbus.

Ralph has to live up to Tommy's expectations during a Boy Scout competition.

Three angry GIs tell Hall of Bilko's misconduct.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.Guests: Sid Caesar, Barbara McNair..

Maynard believes in Santa Claus.

Connie volunteers to jump from the school's roof into a firefighter's net for a civil defense demonstration.

The Shady Rest dog becomes rich when a lawyer appears at the hotel to announce that it has inherited $200.

Ann loses the only manuscript of Don's book.