Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

Rebecca senses romance when she is invited to attend a classical music concert at Mr. Gaines' (Richard Doyle) house.

Miss Brooks wants to replace the school janitor's broken window, but cheapskate Conklin won't budge.

Sam tries to put the pieces back together when he realizes Rebecca has misconstrued Mr. Gaines' intentions.

The crew is suspicious of a noted diet author; a man tells his girlfriend he wants to see others; Doc encounters an ex while on his honeymoon.

Jim predicts that a bizarre catastrophe involving a blond woman will befall Alex.

When Felix learns that his high-school sweetheart is now a grandmother, he begins to think his own life is nearly over.

Bob defends the work ethic when Jerry comes into a pile of money and promptly retires from the dental profession.

Max is mistaken for a doctor by KAOS agents who need a doctor to remove a bullet.

Howard is promoted to an executive position; Jimmy's mother tries her best to discourage all his girlfriends.

Norton wins a television set with a ticket Ralph purchased for him.

Bilko enters his platoon in a singing contest.

An old Army buddy drops in on Bob Curtis, faithful husband and office drudge.

Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more.Guests: Lucille Ball, Gloria Loring, Tim Conway..

A GI returns home from overseas and finds his wife a literary success; a man comes up with a unique way to get out of alimony payments.

John and Amy check into a motel; two roommates vie for the same date on a game show.

Waiter Dobie hides from his rich girlfriend.

Sam meets an old Army buddy who promptly makes a play for Millie.

Connie and her friends hope to raise funds for area playgrounds.

An oldtime cowboy star tries to make a comeback with Howard's help.

Once word gets around that Uncle Joe is a jinx, the Hooterville townspeople want nothing to do with him.

Goober's protective instinct flares when his teenage niece comes to visit.

Ann's father is shocked when he learns she is to take a stage name and forsake that of her family.

Sam hires a colorful farm hand who quickly becomes Mike's hero.

Jesse is worried when Rebecca wants to bungee jump; D.J. and Stephanie trick Michelle.

Stephanie is stood up by the boy of her dreams; Jesse can't find any peace and quiet because of Kimmy.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Peter receives a black eye when he tries to defend his little sister.

A bonsai given to Jody begins to die.

Tony Bennett stars as Danny's cousin, who refuses to work in his father's dry-goods business.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) decides to become rich early in life by instituting a breakneck schedule of earning money.

Dodie (Dawn Lyn) throws a "surprise" party for Steve and Barbara (Fred MacMurray, Beverly Garland) on their first wedding anniversary.

Lucy drives Dan Dailey crazy after taking a job as his secretary.

Lucy masquerades as a wealthy old lady to help out the Countess.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

Mary dates a man seven years her junior, despite the advice of friends.

Fonzie becomes devoted to a little boy whose father deserted him.

Squiqqy's bizarre sister, Squendelyn, arrives for a visit and falls for Carmine.

A rich man promises to make wishes come true; Vicki and Judy become roommates; a pro golfer learns the truth about the woman he loves.

Passengers involved an shipboard wedding include the nearly bankrupt father of the bride, the best man and a wedding party-crasher.

Mr. Drysdale comes down with the flu, and Granny tries to treat him with her moonshine "serum.".

Jethro sets himself up as a Hollywood talent agent in Drysdale's bank.

Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president.

After listing deductions on her tax form to get a bigger refund, Mama gets a visit from an Internal Revenue Service agent and fears she will be audited.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Edith revolts when she applies for a bank loan and discovers there are different rules for men and women.

Archie is caught between sympathy and self-preservation when a woman from his past needs his help.

Melanie gets her dream engagement ring; Joy deals with family issues; Victoria tests a new product; Elka and Mamie work on jokes for a roast.

Victoria contacts her exes to learn where things went wrong while she is stuck in the hospital; Joe and Melanie have fantasies about a coma patient; Elka and Mamie bring Las Vegas to Cleveland.

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

Rebecca senses romance when she is invited to attend a classical music concert at Mr. Gaines' (Richard Doyle) house.

Sam tries to put the pieces back together when he realizes Rebecca has misconstrued Mr. Gaines' intentions.

Jim predicts that a bizarre catastrophe involving a blond woman will befall Alex.

When Felix learns that his high-school sweetheart is now a grandmother, he begins to think his own life is nearly over.

Bob defends the work ethic when Jerry comes into a pile of money and promptly retires from the dental profession.

Max is mistaken for a doctor by KAOS agents who need a doctor to remove a bullet.

Norton wins a television set with a ticket Ralph purchased for him.

Bilko enters his platoon in a singing contest.

Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more.Guests: Lucille Ball, Gloria Loring, Tim Conway..

Waiter Dobie hides from his rich girlfriend.

Connie and her friends hope to raise funds for area playgrounds.

Once word gets around that Uncle Joe is a jinx, the Hooterville townspeople want nothing to do with him.

Ann's father is shocked when he learns she is to take a stage name and forsake that of her family.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Jan has a crush on a boy in her class, but he only has eyes for Marcia.

Bill asks a doctor to help Buffy's pal who is disabled.

A traveling entertainer (Tennessee Ernie Ford) makes friends with Linda and Rusty.

Donna tries to patch up two friends' marital spat.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) is badly shaken when his girlfriend Polly (Ronne Troup) suggests they elope.

A former suitor of Barbara's (Beverly Garland) phones her when he arrives in town and also talks with Steve (Fred MacMurray).

Lucy gets sued after hiring Rich Little to help with an ad campaign.

Lucy is afraid to wake her date up when he falls asleep on her couch.

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

Joanie catches her date for her birthday party with another girl.

Carmine is a national sensation when he performs a song and dance routine on TV.

Ace photographs a spy and his daughter; a girl challenges a daredevil (Peter Scolari); Doc helps a senator (Alan Thicke) and his wife.

Rival fraternities vie to impress the head of their national alumni association; old college pals find they have different lifestyles.

Jethro turns down Cousin Roy as a client for his new Hollywood talent agency.

Mr. Drysdale finally gets a paying tenant for the fifth floor of his bank; he achieves this by evicting Jethro and renting to Jed.

After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

When someone passes counterfeit money at the bar, Edith is arrested as a suspect.

It looks like Mike, Gloria and Joey will be coming home for Christmas.

Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together.

Victoria's wedding day has arrived; Elka helps joy reunite with the father of her child.

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

Rebecca's romance with Don (Tom Berenger) blossoms; Woody, Cliff and Norm experience major changes in their lives.

Sam is reacquainted with his old flame Diane Chambers and they both lie about their happiness.

Alex accompanies Elaine on a European vacation that culminates in a romantic rendezvous.

Felix tries to patch things up when a pro hockey player hits Oscar, but ends up challenging the athlete to a boxing match.

Jerry, retired orthodontist and orphan, takes off on a world tour to search for his long-lost parents.

A banana through the mail spells death for the CONTROL agent who receives it.

Ralph is forced to bring the bus company's money home with him for safekeeping.

Bilko must recruit soldiers to attend a lecture on Beethoven.

Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance.Guests: Richard Chamberlain, Gloria Loring..

Dobie's rival, now a boxing champ, visits.

As a mambo craze sweeps through Madison High, Miss Brooks runs into Mr. Conklin at a mambo club declared off limits to school employees.

The Bradley dog is framed for the murder of some chickens. Behind the plot is Dog Catcher Hinky Mittenflos.

Don's mother begins to dislike Ann because of the character she portrays in a soap opera.

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey.

Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale.

The twins get a small inheritance.

Danny joins Bob Hope in a production of "Alice in Wonderland.".

Donna tries to arrange a meeting place for local boys.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) is amazed when he learns that Polly (Ronne Troup) thinks she has become engaged to him.

Chip and Polly (Stanley Livingston, Ronne Troup) have a spat when Chip turns down her offer to elope.

Lucy and Ginger Rogers have tea while Harry has Ginger's purse repaired.

Lucy suspects two men in a restaurant of being spies.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Ralph tempts fate after a doctor hypnotizes him and causes him to lose all of his fears.

Laverne's dad decides to run against an unscrupulous man for the office of city councilman.

Wrestlers (Bruce Jenner, Tim Rossovich) train for a bout; a mother-to-be meets a writer; hypnotized Gopher thinks that he is captain.

A wealthy businesswoman (Marion Ross) flirts with Stubing; a tour guide loses her group; an $8-million-lottery winner becomes a boor.

A building inspector probes the strangely assorted Clampett enterprises on the fifth floor of Drysdale's bank.

Mr. Drysdale hires troubleshooter Homer Bedloe to evict the Clampetts from his building's fifth floor.

Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Archie, Edith, and Stephanie arrive in Santa Barbara to spend the holidays with the Stivics. Gloria and Mike put on a happy front to hide major changes in their relationship.

Unable to keep up appearances, Gloria confides to Edith that she and Mike have separated and that she has been seeing another man.

After Victoria's husband escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout.

After Victoria's husband disappears, the women are monitored by an FBI agent; Melanie tells Alec that she is pregnant; Joy becomes irresistible to men.

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

Sam decides to sell the bar and move to California with Diane.

Diane Chambers ends up as a waitress in a Boston pub after she's dumped by her fiancee on the way to their Barbados wedding.

Latka's habit of changing personalities prompts Elaine and Alex to take him to a psychiatrist, where Latka assumes Alex's personality.

Felix recounts how he and Oscar met while serving on jury duty.

Bob undergoes a shock when his mother announces that she has separated from his father after 47 years of marriage.

KAOS invents a new instant aging process and 15 CONTROL agents die of old age.

After having to bring the bus company's money home with him, Ralph hides it in the icebox.

Army life takes on a new meaning for Bilko.

Don Adams guest stars; Don plays a talk show host beset with technical difficulties and Carol's agitated husband in The Lost Purse; Lesley Ann Warren dazzles us with song and dance.Guests: Don Adams, Lesley Ann Warren..

Dobie must reform Herbert to win a girl.

Connie's dream takes her into a fantasy land of marriage, anniversaries and babies.

A music professor suggests Bobbie Jo go to NYC for lessons, Billie Jo wins a Hollywood screen test, and Betty Jo earns a scholarship in New Hampshire.

Ann thinks Don is dating a woman in her drama class.

Preparations for Thanksgiving dinner turn into a kitchen catastrophe for Danny and the gang.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

A tidal wave is predicted for New York.

Danny's furious when it's said that entertainers aren't representative of Americans.

Donna and Alex try to have a romantic night out.

Dressed for a costume party, Steve goes for gas when his car stalls.

Chip and Polly (Stanley Livingston, Ronne Troup) agree to elope -- and also agree to ask their parents' permission first.

Lucy becomes David Frost's traveling companion.

Lucy and Mary Jane sneak off to the races despite Mr. Mooney's objections.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

Mary starts dating the anchorman from the top-rated television station and soon finds herself serving as a spy.

Fonzie comes to Al's rescue when some hoods try to muscle in on his drive-in.

Laverne and the gang bid farewell to Carmine, who leaves for New York to try his luck in Broadway musicals.

On the Nile: Stubing meets a widow; two agents want Doc's souvenir; a couple faces facts; a reporter upsets an actress.

On the Nile: Stubing meets a widow; two agents want Doc's souvenir; a couple faces facts; a reporter upsets an actress.

A beautiful secretary at Drysdale's bank breaks the heel of her shoe and hobbles to cobbler Jed for help.

Sam Drucker, of "Petticoat Junction," wins a trip to Hollywood, and Granny assumes he is coming to marry her.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kiwk Keys to investigate.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Edith's eagerness to perform with Stephanie at a concert leaves her without a voice and Stephanie alone.

Edith is the cause and victim of a quarrel when her long-lost admirer visits with his intended bride.

Simon meets his son and grandson for the first time; the family pretends to be happy to try to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school.

Elka throws a funeral for Victoria so she can join Emmet in hiding; Simon and Joy face a dilemma.

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

Diane's scorn for Sam's choice of female companions sends the bar owner on a futile quest for an intelligent date.

Sam is threatened with a lawsuit after hot-headed Carla attacks an obnoxious Yankees fan (Ron Karobatsos).

Jim's psychic powers thrust him into the world of network television when he predicts a TV show will be a hit; a TV programmer uses Reverend Jim's psychic abilities.

In the throes of a hangover, Oscar throws Felix out of the apartment.

Bob takes on the role of Christmas peacemaker when he attempts to reconcile his parents (Barnard Hughes, Martha Scott).

A KAOS mad scientist develops a new hallucinogenic drug and demands $50,000.

Ralph tries hypnotism on Alice as a means of getting money from her.

Bilko sees a rich GI as a ticket to saloon ownership.

Jonathan Winters and Barbara Eden join Carol for the question and answer segment; Barbara and dancers perform "Bend It;" Leonard Nimoy joins Carol in "Mrs. Invisible Man."Guests: Jonathan Winters, Barbara Eden, Leonard Nimoy..

The Gillis men try to manage without Wini.

When an ex-boyfriend announces a visit, Mrs. Davis wants to impress him by pretending to be wealthy; Connie poses as Mrs. Davis' personal secretary.

Fed up with chopping wood for Kate's old wood burning stove, Uncle Joe cooks up a scheme to get her to buy a new one.

ALF helps Lynn (Andrea Elson) boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant. With Max Wright, Anne Shedeen and Benji Gregory.

Ann tracks the source of loud organ music.

ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's (Anne Meara, Paul Dooley) wedding party.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Peter is sure his weekend camping trip will be canceled when he breaks his mother's favorite vase.

The twins persuade Bill to suspend the house rules.

Annette Funicello stars as an exchange student who stays with the Williams family.

An editorial gets Jeff fired from the school paper.

Following their elopement to Las Vegas, newlyweds Chip and Polly (Stanley Livingston, Ronne Troup) are beset by trouble.

Bridegroom Chip (Stanley Livingston) faces a father-in-law who refuses to speak to his newly married daughter.

Lucy, her daughter and Uncle Harry try living in the jungle as an escape from the pressures of the city.

Lucy tries to help Milton Berle when she mistakes him for a skid row bum.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Phyllis, who has just received her real estate license, tries to sell Lou a house.

Fonzie suddenly experiences sneezing attacks whenever he's about to kiss a girl.

The roommates wear stolen gowns to a posh party at the Shotz Brewery, boss's house.

Stubing proposes to Emily (Marion Ross); a teenage stowaway meets Larry Gatlin & the Gatlin Brothers; a phony agent dupes a comedian.

Gopher breaks a passenger's (Jose Ferrer) priceless statue; Judy is labeled a home-wrecker; Ace snaps a telling shot of two couples.

Jethro reads a book about yoga and decides to become a guru, much to Granny's disgust.

When the Clampetts take up jogging, Mr. Drysdale joins in to seek new business for his bank.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Stephanie needs emergency surgery but Archie balks when the doctor turns out to be one of Gloria's former playmates.

A small crime wave in the Bunker household is only half as unsettling as the possible motivations.

Victoria's movie premiere approaches; Emmy visits with surprising news; Elka has taken a younger lover.

When Victoria wants an Oscar nomination, her friends try to convince Academy members to consider her.

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.

Sam realizes how much he misses his former sports celebrity status when a local newscaster asks to interview him.

Coach isn't impressed with the guy his daughter wants to marry.

Louie comforts Zena's heartbroken friend (Andrea Marcovicci).

Oscar blames Felix for his developing ulcer.

Bob watches in amazement as Mr. Carlin (Jack Riley) spins a web of lies to impress his love-struck new secretary.

Agent 99 and CIA agent Quigley must save the world from a mad scientist who is freezing it.

Alice learns about Ralph's plan to use hypnotism to get money from her.

Bilko is off to Hollywood to serve as technical adviser for a film.

Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race.Guests: Mickey Rooney, John Davidson..

A teenager aims for beautiful women, fancy cars and money.

Miss Brooks plans on making some extra money as a waitress, not knowing that the hot dog stand is owned by Osgood Conklin.

ALF helps Lynn (Andrea Elson) boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant. With Max Wright, Anne Shedeen and Benji Gregory.

ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's (Anne Meara, Paul Dooley) wedding party.