Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

Sam loses a valuable dog, and the substitute he gets attacks upon hearing a code word.

Cliff's job is in jeopardy after a romantic interlude with an attractive postal trainee (Annie Golden).

Alex is revisited by a once-overweight blind date Angela; she is now slimmer and her romantic interest in him has intensified since she saw him last.

Oscar lets Felix talk him into going to a "fat farm" to help him get into shape.

Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle," who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.

Max opens his own spy agency to help make ends meet when there's a cutback at CONTROL.

Ralph places racetrack bets for his neighbors; Ralph hopes a failed medical exam will bring him insurance benefits.

Bilko learns that Congress is planning to examine wasteful military projects.

A James Bond parody, Doctor Nose, features two cops in drag tring to catch muggers; guest Eydie Gormé sings "A House Is Not a Home"; the cast performs "Angel Child."Guests: Tim Conway, Eydie Gormé..

Maynard and Dobie's chicken experiment goes awry.

Connie and Mr. Boynton jeopardize Mr. Conklin's promotion when they mistakenly assume that he is expecting a baby.

With Kate injured, Uncle Joe and the daughters must corner the convention.

While hosting a party for her neighbors for a game show, Ann discovers some interesting facts about them before her purse is stolen.

D.J.'s nerves are put to the test when her entire family invades her college entrance exam.

Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Mardin (Felicia Michaels), but she turns out to be a nightmare.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

The Bradys' neighbors decide to adopt a son and end up with three.

A boxer advises Bill to send Jody to a boys camp.

When Terry lands a job in a dress shop, Danny tries to help her.

Jeff thinks his parents love him less than Mary.

Katie and Robbie come home from their honeymoon to face the problems of newlyweds in a previously all-male household.

Robbie (Don Grady) discovers that Katie (Tina Cole) is working as a cigarette girl.

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

When Mr. Mooney's boss threatens to fire him because his bank branch hasn't had many new accounts, Lucy tries to convincemillionaire country singer Homer Higgins to deposit his money with the bank.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

Mary's parents move to Minneapolis to be close to their only daughter.

Fonzie falls for a woman whose life is devoted to the city's country-club set.

Shirley is influenced by a beatnik she meets at a coffeehouse.

Gopher becomes trapped in a suit of armor; a woman tries to end her daughter's romance; two women vie for a clergyman's affections.

A psychic (Greer Garson) wants to alter her future; a single parent (Kim Darby) juggles relationships; Isaac suffers a hearing loss.

Jed is offered a bank vice presidency -- an inducement to get him to move his millions to that bank.

When a computer replaces one of Drysdale's bookkeepers, the displaced worker finds real friends in the Clampetts.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kiwk Keys to investigate.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Archie becomes depressed after taking a magazine's life expectancy test that indicates he will die when he reaches 57.

Edith runs into her childhood sweetheart while in her hometown for a wedding.

Three best friends from Los Angeles flying to Paris make an emergency stop in Cleveland and realize the norms from home no longer apply.

Joy dates a much younger man; Melanie encourages Elka to date again; Victoria gets hooked on Big N Easy.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

Woody puzzles over how to handle a former boxer (Tyrone Power Jr.) who insulted him.

Frasier and Lilith want to test their parenting potential on Carla's genius son (Jarrett Lennon).

Bobby and Tony compete for the affections of the same woman.

Felix is incensed when Oscar gives a riotous account of Felix's prissiness on a talk show.

Emily's parents pay a surprise visit that makes Bob terribly uncomfortable. Emily's father is gregarious, well-traveled, a war hero, an outdoors man -- in short, everything that Bob isn't.

Max and 99 are captured when they go to search for a new KAOS super weapon.

The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment gets painted; Ralph invites his boss to dinner.

Bilko baby-sits in a trailer for a GI on furlough.

Carol Burnett leads her comedy troupe and various celebrity guests in a series of comedic sketches and musical performances.

Dobie and Maynard foil phony dry-cleaners.

Miss Brooks gets a traffic ticket during Conklin's safe driving campaign.

Kate is surprised at her old school teacher's new personality.

Don and Ann go to a pre-marital counselor.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.

Bill thinks Jody has a crush on a pretty teacher.

Terry's social climbing upsets the family.

Mary hears the story of Donna's first date with Alex.

The Douglas family has a problem persuading Ernie to accept a new friend when he learns she's a girl.

Katie recognizes Steve's new girlfriend as a designing woman long before the men in the family discover it.

Craig gets invited to sing on Ann-Margret's television show.

Lucy and Viv help out in Mooney's political campaign.

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

Mary becomes involved with a comedy writer who really wants to be a comic.

Richie, Ralph, Potsie and Fonzie become locked in a private room at the hardware store.

Laverne and Shirley go to the electric company to complain about their power being cut off.

Two people meet the surrogate mother they've hired to bear their child; Julie's aunt is broke; a woman competes with a robot for a man.

Agents (Debbie Reynolds, Marilyn Michaels) imitate stars; a lawyer falls for a former client; an actress studies for a role as a nurse.

The arrival in Beverly Hills of a prize matrimonial prospect for her granddaughter, Elly, puts Granny in a dither.

The Clampetts force their well-intentioned but crude hospitality upon oil man John Brewster and his cultured bride.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Mike and Archie make a bet to see who can do without his favorite indulgence for 48 hours.

After he finally finishes school, Mike lands a permanent job.

Elka finds love at first sight; Melanie turns out to be a dead ringer for her date's lost love; Victoria fixes Joy up with a "killer" date.

The ladies go to an event at The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; Victoria reunites with an old flame; Melanie gets close with her music idol, Hailey Nash.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

Norm's house-painting business is the target of Rebecca's marketing skills.

Frasier and Lilith reject city living and seek a new lifestyle in the wilderness.

Winning an evening with Elaine spurs the competition between Louie and Alex; they see who can bring in the most receipts and compete in a taxi-driving marathon.

In an attempt to get closer to his son, Felix becomes the coach of the boy's football team.

Bob's patient, Elliot Carlin, parades all his phobias and insecurities as he prepares to ask Carol for a date. He then finds it even harder to accept her answer, which is "yes.".

Max tries to explain to a woman that the olive she ate is really a miniaturized receiver.

Ralph's attempt to secure Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey as performers for the Racoon's Ball hits a snag when he finds the brothers in the middle of a feud.

Bilko learns his ancestor served with Washington.

The conclusion of the fifth season family show finale brings to a close the spoof, the Doily Sisters.

Dobie must ignore an admirer to help Herbert.

Conklin blames Miss Brooks for swiping his phone book, but Connie thinks Conklin took hers.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

Betty Jo has made a new little friend, a dog which keeps following her everywhere she goes. Although she wants to keep him, Kate insists he must go.

When ALF has amnesia, the Tanners try to help by reviewing past events. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

Ann meets Don's parents in St. Louis.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

The boys race to save a kidnapped nuclear scientist.

Bobby and Peter camp out in the backyard to look for UFOs. Former astronaut James McDivitt guest stars.

A monster receives the boys' musical talent.

The twins bring home a large dog that dislikes Bill.

Visiting a big cat conservation center.

Rusty has too much help with a soap-box racer.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Donna plays matchmaker for Alex's friend.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Youngest son Ernie (Barry Livingston), who doesn't even like girls, winds up with two dates for the same dance.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Katie (Tina Cole), alone in the Douglas home, is frightened by what she thinks is the sound of a loud heartbeat.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

Lucy tries to boost the confidence of a timid man (Wally Cox).

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

Lucy and Viv take the place of a den father on a Cub Scout camping trip.

After Stephanie goes joy riding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

Marcia becomes infatuated with a boy who seems to be more interested in insects than girls.

Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

Greg is in hot water after he collects money for rides from his brothers and sisters.

Ted's decision to earn extra money as an actor in television commercials has Lou in an uproar.

The boys find a wallet with $1,100 in a parking lot while playing football. The kids argue about who gets to keep the money and finally agree about sharing it but, the owner comes forward after seeing the ad in the lost and found section.

Fonzie tackles the problem of how to instill confidence in his visiting cousin.

Peter receives a black eye when he tries to defend his little sister.

Laverne's firefighter boyfriend is ready to propose, but tragedy strikes.

Skipper trains Gilligan to succeed him as leader in the event that savages capture him. When Skipper disappears, it is up to Gilligan to take charge and lead the castaways.

Another ship's captain (McLean Stevenson) eyes Capt. Stubing's job; two men vie for the same woman; a working girl pretends to be rich.

The castaways discover that a rock band called "The Mosquitoes" have arrived at the island for some peace and relaxation. They get ready to leave with the band, but discover that the Mosquitoes are not leaving for a month.

The Professor fears for Gilligan's life after he is bitten by a large bug.

Doc meets a successful med-school classmate; a shy genius seeks romance; two companions tell their children the truth.

Gilligan accidentally activates the timing device of a World War II mine.

Gomer and Carter are partners on a five-day survival test in the "wilderness.".

Granny, finally making good her threat to go home to the hills, takes to the open road.

Gomer escorts the colonel's daughter to the enlisted men's dance.

The Clampetts produce a ghastly collection of art for a new Beverly Hills gallery.

Gomer devises unconventional tactics when his platoon takes to the field in war games.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

When Sgt. Carter goes to meet his date, he gives Gomer a lift.

Mama gets an invitation to her 50th high school reunion, which she has no plans on attending; she later reveals the reason why she doesn't want to attend.

Jed, wearing a vice admiral's uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Granny is convinced that Mrs. Drysdale used black magic to turn herself into a crow.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May.

Gloria has an announcement, she is pregnant, but fears Michael's reaction since he has strong feelings over the world's overpopulation.

Jethro winds up as an unwitting accomplice in a plot to burglarize Drysdale's bank.

Mike declares his and Gloria's moving day as "Independence Day" after five years of suffering.

Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.

Melanie makes a wrong impression on one of her neighbors while throwing a party; Victoria gets hired to do a Japanese commercial; Elka makes a change to impress her senior prom date.

Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.

Melanie's mother and Victoria's father visit on the same weekend, which makes the daughters see their parents in a new light; Erika brings Joy and her mother together.

A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.

A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.

Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.

Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

Rebecca promises Sam anything if he finds borrowed diamond earrings she lost.

Sam pretends that he is impotent so he can consult with a beautiful psychiatrist (Madolyn Smith Osborne).

Latka blows his life's savings on a luxurious penthouse when his apartment is demolished.

Sam encourages a reunion between feuding sisters Rebecca and Susan (Marcia Cross).

Oscar's ex-wife is remarrying and invites him to the wedding.

Rebecca can't convince the others that a married author (John McMartin) is interested in her.

Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.

Hymie resists the possibility of engaging in a fight with a KAOS robot.

Emily decides to update her image with a kinky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.

The Kramdens watch for a prowler; Alice becomes a "Glow Worm Girl" for a commercial.

Depressed after losing his job with the airline, Howard accepts Bob's offer to join his out of workshop, a special therapy group for the unemployed.

Bilko requests a transfer after his commanding officer's restrictions bother him.

Hoping to make a contribution to society, Bob offers his psychological counseling services free to a parolee out on an armed-robbery conviction. But Bob seems to be more influenced by his patient's manner than the patient is by Bob's therapy.

Carol's good luck charm Jim Nabors guest stars; this episode is highlighted by Harvey's belated Emmy Award acceptance speech, and a Nostalgia Theatre presentation of the WWII-set Hollywood Canteen.Guests: Jim Nabors..

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 pose as campers to find Dr. Yes' secret lab.

Max poses as a safecracker to capture the leader of a burglary gang.

Rain sabotages Dobie's sandwich-delivery service.

Sledge and Dori go undercover at a local high school to break up a car theft ring.

Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton each accept a lucrative job elsewhere, but since they signed agreements promising not to quit mid-semester, they set out to force Mr. Conklin to fire them.

When 15 Elvis impersonators turn up dead, Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) go undercover as a Presley look-alike and a groupie.

In 1986, a lovable alien named Alf crashed his spaceship into the home of the unsuspecting Tanner family; for the next four years, Alf elusively avoided houseguests, chased the family cat, ate everything in sight and broke anything of value!

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

When ALF has amnesia, the Tanners try to help by reviewing past events. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

Comedian Ernie Kovacs competes to win fabulous prizes.

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former "Brady Bunch" cast member Barry Williams.

Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend.

Ozzie buys tickets to a supposedly risque ballet.

Substitute teacher Joey disciplines Michelle in front of the class.

Jeff claims he hates his new teacher (Marion Ross).

Michelle's new pet burro makes life miserable until Jesse discovers that music soothes the savage beast.

A fearful mother doesn't want her son playing football.

The boys race to save a kidnapped nuclear scientist.

A new boy's boasting costs Jeff a club membership.

A monster receives the boys' musical talent.

Donna regrets grounding Mary and Jeff.

Visiting a big cat conservation center.

Police raid a club where waitress Ann is serving mobsters.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

One of Ann's best friends gets a role in a Broadway play, and Ann becomes her understudy.

Ann's father is shocked when he learns she is to take a stage name and forsake that of her family.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Don's mother begins to dislike Ann because of the character she portrays in a soap opera.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Rhoda and Joe's plan to have a small wedding is foiled by Ida, who invites all her friends.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

Rhoda almost misses her own wedding when Phyllis forgets to pick her up and she has to take the subway.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

Rhoda and Joe discover they are the youngest passengers on their Caribbean honeymoon cruise.

After Stephanie goes joy riding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

A financial squeeze causes worry for Rhoda, who thinks she may be pregnant.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

Mary is the "other woman" after friends split.

Marcia becomes infatuated with a boy who seems to be more interested in insects than girls.

Mary's parents are having a difficult time adjusting to life in the city.

Greg is in hot water after he collects money for rides from his brothers and sisters.

When Bess Lindstrom's boyfriend meets Mary, he falls madly in love with her.

The boys find a wallet with $1,100 in a parking lot while playing football. The kids argue about who gets to keep the money and finally agree about sharing it but, the owner comes forward after seeing the ad in the lost and found section.

Lou leaves Mary in charge of the newsroom when he checks into the hospital for minor surgery.

Peter receives a black eye when he tries to defend his little sister.

Carmine takes a job as a loan shark's enforcer, since she is always looking to make money.

Skipper trains Gilligan to succeed him as leader in the event that savages capture him. When Skipper disappears, it is up to Gilligan to take charge and lead the castaways.

On a train to Canada, a dying man gives the girls a top-secret film and a mysterious clue to identify his murderer.

The castaways discover that a rock band called "The Mosquitoes" have arrived at the island for some peace and relaxation. They get ready to leave with the band, but discover that the Mosquitoes are not leaving for a month.

Laverne and Shirley try to solve a murder on the train to Canada.

The Professor fears for Gilligan's life after he is bitten by a large bug.

Sgt. Plout talks the girls into proving that they are as tough as men.

Gilligan accidentally activates the timing device of a World War II mine.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

Gomer and Carter are partners on a five-day survival test in the "wilderness.".

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

Gomer escorts the colonel's daughter to the enlisted men's dance.

While comedian Shecky Lewis is on stage performing at the Bigger Jigger, Mama heckles him; the comedian challenges her to perform at Open Mike Night on Monday.

Gomer devises unconventional tactics when his platoon takes to the field in war games.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

When Sgt. Carter goes to meet his date, he gives Gomer a lift.

Jed, wearing a vice admiral's uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy.

Granny is convinced that Mrs. Drysdale used black magic to turn herself into a crow.

A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May.

Jethro winds up as an unwitting accomplice in a plot to burglarize Drysdale's bank.

Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.

Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.

A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.

Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.

Woody's wealthy girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) expects more than a song for her birthday.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

The gang covers for Eddie (Jay Thomas), who forgot his wedding anniversary.

Sam encourages a reunion between feuding sisters Rebecca and Susan (Marcia Cross).

Rebecca can't convince the others that a married author (John McMartin) is interested in her.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

Jerry's brother shows up in Chicago after finishing dental school. He takes over Jerry's life, his apartment, and his dental practice.

Emily decides to update her image with a kinky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.

The bride's mother moves in with honeymooners; with Shelley Fabares, Morey Amsterdam.

Depressed after losing his job with the airline, Howard accepts Bob's offer to join his out of workshop, a special therapy group for the unemployed.

Bob and Linda pretend that they are single. "Love and the Athlete" George has been told by his boss to tell a woman that she is a man.

Hoping to make a contribution to society, Bob offers his psychological counseling services free to a parolee out on an armed-robbery conviction. But Bob seems to be more influenced by his patient's manner than the patient is by Bob's therapy.

Dale and Diane are too shy to get acquainted. "Love and the Busy Husband" Harry Burton is very involved in his work, too involved.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 pose as campers to find Dr. Yes' secret lab.

A man awaits a computer-chosen date; a man wants his ex-wife to pose as his current spouse.

Max poses as a safecracker to capture the leader of a burglary gang.

Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his "unfairness.".

Sledge and Dori go undercover at a local high school to break up a car theft ring.

Sam fights a traffic ticket to demonstrate his principles to Mike.

When 15 Elvis impersonators turn up dead, Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) go undercover as a Presley look-alike and a groupie.

Emmett feels he's getting old when he realizes that he'll soon be 50.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.

Comedian Ernie Kovacs competes to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie buys tickets to a supposedly risque ballet.

Jeff claims he hates his new teacher (Marion Ross).

A fearful mother doesn't want her son playing football.

A new boy's boasting costs Jeff a club membership.

Donna regrets grounding Mary and Jeff.

Police raid a club where waitress Ann is serving mobsters.

One of Ann's best friends gets a role in a Broadway play, and Ann becomes her understudy.

Ann's father is shocked when he learns she is to take a stage name and forsake that of her family.

Don's mother begins to dislike Ann because of the character she portrays in a soap opera.

Rhoda and Joe's plan to have a small wedding is foiled by Ida, who invites all her friends.

Rhoda almost misses her own wedding when Phyllis forgets to pick her up and she has to take the subway.

Rhoda and Joe discover they are the youngest passengers on their Caribbean honeymoon cruise.

A financial squeeze causes worry for Rhoda, who thinks she may be pregnant.

Mary is the "other woman" after friends split.

Mary's parents are having a difficult time adjusting to life in the city.

When Bess Lindstrom's boyfriend meets Mary, he falls madly in love with her.

Lou leaves Mary in charge of the newsroom when he checks into the hospital for minor surgery.

Carmine takes a job as a loan shark's enforcer, since she is always looking to make money.

On a train to Canada, a dying man gives the girls a top-secret film and a mysterious clue to identify his murderer.

Laverne and Shirley try to solve a murder on the train to Canada.

Sgt. Plout talks the girls into proving that they are as tough as men.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

While comedian Shecky Lewis is on stage performing at the Bigger Jigger, Mama heckles him; the comedian challenges her to perform at Open Mike Night on Monday.

Bubba is looking for a band for Homecoming, and succeeds in booking the Bonecrushers; after telliing the family that the band will be staying with them, it turns out the Bonecrushers are an all-female heavy metal band.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

The bride's mother moves in with honeymooners; with Shelley Fabares, Morey Amsterdam.

Bob and Linda pretend that they are single. "Love and the Athlete" George has been told by his boss to tell a woman that she is a man.

Dale and Diane are too shy to get acquainted. "Love and the Busy Husband" Harry Burton is very involved in his work, too involved.

A man awaits a computer-chosen date; a man wants his ex-wife to pose as his current spouse.

Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his "unfairness.".

Sam fights a traffic ticket to demonstrate his principles to Mike.

Emmett feels he's getting old when he realizes that he'll soon be 50.

An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.