The guys decide to "help" Carla when she receives no responses to her personal ad.

Norm hears rumors from his neighbor about Vera and the man next door.

Alex arranges a date between Elaine and one of his fares, who is a real loser with women.

Felix learns that his and Oscar's fathers once knew each other.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

Dick hopes Joanna sees the light about her fear of eye doctors.

Ralph looks for his razor blades.

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Guests include Ross Martin and John Davidson.Guests: Ross Martin, John Davidson..

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Maynard tries to save a chimp from going to a lab.

Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton each accept a lucrative job elsewhere, but since they signed agreements promising not to quit mid-semester, they set out to force Mr. Conklin to fire them.

A would-be actress works odd jobs while waiting for her big break.

The convent gets a pool table and Sister Bertrille winds up behind the eight ball.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former "Brady Bunch" cast member Barry Williams.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

Bill takes Buffy to a resort hotel on Puerto Rico.

Kathy and Danny, touring the British countryside, meet up with a notorious poacher.

Donna learns Alex's friend bribes his wife for favors.

Steve takes the boys to Tokyo.

Chip challenges Robbie in business.

Lucy poses as Mr. Mooney's wife to fend off his admirer.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney are arrested for possession of stolen goods.

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Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

Lou's friend, a middle-aged bachelor, persuades Lou to get him a date with Mary.

A sheriff takes a dislike to Fonzie and conducts a heavy-handed campaign to run him out of town.

The girls recall the problems they faced upon becoming roommates.

The crew wonders where a bank guard got his money; A social worker questions Vicki's schooling; Honeymooners are pestered.

Vicki falls for a singer; a clumsy woman disrupts the ship; two girls test a wealthy man's vow never to fall in love again.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

Willona goes through several frustrating attempts of trying to report her suspicions that Penny is being abused, but a complication arises when the Gordons unexpectedly decide to move from their apartment.

Willona must make an agonizing decision that could change the rest of her life.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Archie is excited when he has the chance to try out for a prestigious bowling team after six years of waiting for a vacancy on the team.

Edith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim.

Elka finds love at first sight; Melanie turns out to be a dead ringer for her date's lost love; Victoria fixes Joy up with a "killer" date.

Melanie makes a wrong impression on one of her neighbors while throwing a party; Victoria gets hired to do a Japanese commercial; Elka makes a change to impress her senior prom date.

Rob's pal Jerry strains their friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.

For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script.

The gang at Cheers calls in a ringer to help the pub win a bowling match against a rival bar.

Cliff's long-lost father comes for a visit but he soon learns why he came.

Bobby tears up his cabbie license when it seems he has finally landed a long-awaited role in a soap opera.

Oscar takes a job with a radio station as a sports talk show host.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

Larry, Darryl and Darryl are jailed after they are accused of stealing a farmer's cow.

Ralph and Ed take care of an abandoned baby left on Ralph's bus; Ralph thinks a turkey ate Alice's missing wedding ring.

Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet.

Guests Ronnie Schell and Vicki Carr take to the stage with stand-up and song; meanwhile, a touring star, Harvey, treads the boards in a play with a small town co-star in search of a bigger role.Guests: Ronnie Schell, Vikki Carr..

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

After students and teachers begin swapping their useless junk with each other, Mr. Boynton and Old Marblehead trade like mad for majority ownership of Walter Denton's old car.

Ann wins a job in a commercial that involves her being abducted by two hoods.

Sister Bertrille stages a pageant and discovers a new Columbus.

Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend.

Substitute teacher Joey disciplines Michelle in front of the class.

Michelle's new pet burro makes life miserable until Jesse discovers that music soothes the savage beast.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

When the boys frighten their sisters with a manufactured ghost, the girls get even.

Cissy's new friend is the jet-set daughter of a famed theatrical team.

Charley reminisces about how he opened the Copa and how Danny became his featured star.

Treasurer Jeff loses the money for a class outing.

Tramp is framed.

Mike eyes the campus queen.

Lucy helps a cocktail-lounge piano player finish composing a hit song.

Lucy helps a man (Ken Berry) start a dancing school.

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Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

Mary takes Rhoda with her to Mexico when office scheduling forces her into a winter vacation.

Richie poses as the owner of a chain of hardware stores in order to meet the Wisconsin Cola poster girl.

The girls stand Lenny and Squiggy up for dates with two veterinarians.

Isaac helps a friend make her husband jealous; a couple considers marriage; a long-married couple tries a new lifestyle.

Julie and Gopher become closer; war buddies clash at a reunion; a pregnant, single woman meets a man; guest Tom Hanks.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

Willona anxiously awaits the adoption board's decision about her impending motherhood.

In rebellion against J.J., Thelma moves into her own apartment.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Archie has been suffering from a terrible pain in his back and has become a terrible pain to Edith, who has been waiting on him hand and foot. When the doctor takes a look at him, he orders Archie to be admitted to the hospital for tests.

Concerned about getting old, Archie encounters an old buddy who convinces him that looks aren't everything.

Melanie's mother and Victoria's father visit on the same weekend, which makes the daughters see their parents in a new light; Erika brings Joy and her mother together.

The ladies go to an event at The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; Victoria reunites with an old flame; Melanie gets close with her music idol, Hailey Nash.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.

Diane uses Sam as the subject of her psychology term paper, but makes an insulting picture of him.

Sam tries to protect Woody from the evils of gambling when he bets compulsively on football.

Latka assumes he will soon have a new father when Alex and his mother have an evening love affair.

Oscar starts dating an old flame and decides he would like to marry her.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Dick and Joanna (Bob Newhart, Mary Frann) embark on a madcap adventure after she tells him that he's becoming predictable.

Ralph gets upset when Alice appears to ruin their chance at winning a radio quiz show, but the tables turn when the producers admit to an error and put Ralph on the spot to win the prize.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

Guests Robert Goulet and Imogene Coca take part in a fairy tale musical extravaganza about the story of long-haired maiden Cinderrumplewhite.Guests: Imogene Coca, Robert Goulet..

Dobie and Maynard are caught in a Latin American revolt.

A fabulous ball gown and flowers are delivered to Miss Brooks from a secret admirer as she prepares for the school's masquerade ball.

Just as Ann arrives in New York and learns of her first acting assignment, her mother has bad news.

The convent loses its biggest prankster, but Joey finds a father and a new home.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities.

A year in England doesn't include Bill.

A nightclub entertainer has his hands full trying to balance career and family.

An out-of-town guest distracts Mary from her beau.

All the Douglases fall in love at once.

Chip has no mother to supply a recipe for a contest.

Lucy learns that Mr. Mooney is being considered for the presidency of a San Francisco bank.

Lucy causes a family crisis when she waits up for Chris, who is out on a date.

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Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

Taking advice from Phyllis, Rhoda's mother tries to be pals with her daughter.

Richie, Ralph, Potsie and Fonzie become locked in a private room at the hardware store.

The gang tries to raise money to save Frank's annual Pizza Bowl dinner for less-fortunate men.

A married old flame pursues Stubing; a model pretends to be wed; a science-fiction buff thinks a librarian is an alien.

Wives plan to end a father-son feud; a stowaway hides a secret; Gopher and Isaac try to teach a parrot to talk.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

Michael discovers the world of CB radios and ends up with more than his "handle" can handle.

Bookman snows Willona and the Evans family into saving his job.

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

Archie gets a great bargain on a watch and is upset when it breaks. Mike is convinced the watch is stolen and afraid that if Archie gets it fixed it will lead the jeweler to discover it is a hot watch.

When a swastika is found on their front door, the Bunkers go into a frenzy.

When Melanie's secretive son (Joe Jonas) comes to visit, she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him; Victoria is nominated for an Emmy, so Elka helps her fake a deadly disease to gain sympathy and votes.

When a tornado threatens Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.

Diane and Sam attempt to see Frasier through his latest crisis of confidence and regain his status in the psychology profession.

Cliff is in heaven when both Carla and Diane accept a date with him for the Postman's Ball.

Life at the Sunshine Cab Co. turns to unnatural festivity when a film company arrives to make a movie about cabbies.

Felix helps Oscar land the third-man spot on Howard Cosell's Monday Night Football broadcast.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Michael needs to come up with quality programming as a candidate for a network job.

Ralph can't take $1,000 he won; Ralph thinks Alice is pregnant.

Bilko finds himself caught between a wedding and Army maneuvers.

Featuring comedy sketches and guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry.Guests: Scoey Mitchell, Bobbie Gentry..

Dobie and Herbert search for a starlet's dog.

Miss Brooks forgets to mail a letter for Mr. Conklin, resulting in his insurance not being paid; Mr. Boynton is injured on property owned by Conklin, and the threat of a lawsuit from Boynton's ambulance-chasing lawyer has Conklin worked into a panic.

An auto mishap causes suits and counter-suits for Ann.