A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married.

Coach falls in love and proposes to a woman he has never seen before.

Coach's engagement to Irene becomes complicated after she wins a $2 million lottery.

Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting.

The Chief doubts Smart's sanity when Smart claims a cowboy died in his apartment.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Ralph and Alice have a hard time moving out of their apartment.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.Guests: Hal Linden..

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 need to rescue the chief from KAOS.

Smart and 99 learn of a plot to damage U.S. relations with Latin America.

Sleepwalking Maynard is accused of jewel theft.

Sledge and Dori tackle a ghoulish case involving a supposedly dead horror-film star seen around town in a vampire costume.

A set of ridiculous new rules and duties posted by Mr. Conklin has the faculty in a tizzy, so Miss Brooks calls an emergency meeting during lunch at her house.

Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman.

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.

ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a ball through the Ochmoneks' window. With Max Wright and Ann Schedeen.

Actor Bobby Van tries to guess the secret word: paper.

ALF believes that he scared Willie's (Max Wright) uncle to death. With Ann Schedeen.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

Harriet thinks a pretty girl sold a cleaner to Ozzie.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Ozzie's story brings a lot of business to the local fish market.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Donna and Alex both try to lose weight.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Donna writes a letter to the editor about parenting.

Peter trades his guitar for half of a treasure map.

No one tells Jeff his impersonations are awful.

Mary plans to enliven her party with a rock pianist.

Our host, Marsha Panuce, introduces young viewers to many different and varied animals.

Don refuses to shave his new beard.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Ann's attempts to help a drunken actor are misinterpreted when he comes to his senses.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

A rich, elderly man pursues Ann.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ann must slap Barry Sullivan onstage.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Brenda's boyfriend fixes Rhoda up with a loud, egotistical showbiz-type man.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

While at a marriage counselor's office, Joe makes a startling disclosure.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Problems develop when Rhoda adds a few unwanted pounds just as Brenda becomes slim for the first time in her life.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Rhoda plans a wild act to demonstrate to Joe that she is not a dull person.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

A luncheon Mary hosts for Ted and Georgette evolves into a spontaneous wedding.

After 30 years, Lou's old flame comes back into his life.

Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics.

Mary is in love, but finds it hard getting used to her boyfriend publicly expressing his emotions.

Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities.

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

Ted surprises everyone with gifts from his tax refund, then learns that the IRS is going to audit him.

After accidentally knocking herself out, Mary Ann revives thinking she is Ginger.

Laverne and Shirley are laid off at the brewery and are forced to get jobs as dime-a-dance girls.

Gilligan discovers an ancient stone tablet in a prehistoric cave.

Everything goes wrong when Laverne and Shirley are asked out by "dreamboats.".

An island girl declares she is Gilligan's slave forever after he saves her from drowning.

Shirley has not seen her father in a long time so he sets up a date with her, but never shows up.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

Shirley wins a contest that entitles her to a honeymoon weekend at a classy hotel.

Gomer is arrested when he tries to return money to the phone company.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Duke Slater wins an amateur talent contest at Carter's expense.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Gomer wins a weekend trip for two to Las Vegas, and Carter strikes it rich at the crap tables.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Opie Taylor from Mayberry runs away from home to join Gomer in the Marines.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

A fortune hunter (Mike Minor) pretends to be a descendant of Davy Crockett.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Jane learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who wants to marry Elly and her millions.

Vacationing Lucy McGillicuddy meets Ricky Ricardo in Havana; Fred and Ethel Mertz are honeymooners.

A rural family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for $25 million and a 35-room mansion, after they strike oil on their land.

Jed and his family are mistaken for a staff of crazy servants when they move into their new mansion.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered "Mr. 1987" and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.

Lucy's kids convince Lawrence Welk to dine with Lucy and Vivian.

Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai).

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

Sam breaks one of his cardinal rules when he dates the wife of a jealous man.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

After sharing a pleasant dinner with Frasier's famous psychologist mother, Diane is stunned by the woman's murder threat.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Luther and Dolores are on their way to Las Vegas, but get lost; in "Love and the Phonies," Boyd and Daphne return from a formal party.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

An oil contract hinges on Allen's hospitality, as dictated by the courtesies of the north.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Two Romeos try to pick up a girl in an airport; Bill is pressured into asking Florine out for a date.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 need to rescue the chief from KAOS.

A ventriloquist takes his dummy along on his honeymoon; Babs goes to extremes to get her husband's attention.

Smart and 99 learn of a plot to damage U.S. relations with Latin America.

Martha opens a boutique against Emmett's advice.

Sledge and Dori tackle a ghoulish case involving a supposedly dead horror-film star seen around town in a vampire costume.

Howard tries to get his friends to take sensitivity training.

Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman.

Goober opens a new gas station and Howard finds a dinosaur skeleton under it.

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.

Cousin Alice arrives to keep house for Sam and Mike.

Actor Bobby Van tries to guess the secret word: paper.

Harriet thinks a pretty girl sold a cleaner to Ozzie.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Ozzie's story brings a lot of business to the local fish market.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Donna and Alex both try to lose weight.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Donna writes a letter to the editor about parenting.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

No one tells Jeff his impersonations are awful.

When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

Mary plans to enliven her party with a rock pianist.

Bill asks a comedian (Joyce Van Patten) for a date.

Don refuses to shave his new beard.

Danny argues a traffic case in court.

Ann's attempts to help a drunken actor are misinterpreted when he comes to his senses.

Donna meets an old friend she can't remember.

A rich, elderly man pursues Ann.

Katie's (Tina Cole) depressed when Robbie's (Don Grady) away.

Ann must slap Barry Sullivan onstage.

The family helps Dodie with a school peanut-sale.

Brenda's boyfriend fixes Rhoda up with a loud, egotistical showbiz-type man.

Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback.

While at a marriage counselor's office, Joe makes a startling disclosure.

Lucy accumulates cans of beans hoping to make a profit from them.

Problems develop when Rhoda adds a few unwanted pounds just as Brenda becomes slim for the first time in her life.

Lucy induces members of her women's club to stage an operetta.

Rhoda plans a wild act to demonstrate to Joe that she is not a dull person.

Bored with married life, Lucy and Ethel decide to get away from their husbands.

A luncheon Mary hosts for Ted and Georgette evolves into a spontaneous wedding.

Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout.

After 30 years, Lou's old flame comes back into his life.

Mary is in love, but finds it hard getting used to her boyfriend publicly expressing his emotions.

Fonzie gets unexpected help when an old enemy returns to make trouble.

Ted surprises everyone with gifts from his tax refund, then learns that the IRS is going to audit him.

Laverne and Shirley come to the rescue when Lenny and Squiggy get stood up.

Laverne and Shirley are laid off at the brewery and are forced to get jobs as dime-a-dance girls.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

Everything goes wrong when Laverne and Shirley are asked out by "dreamboats.".

Shirley has not seen her father in a long time so he sets up a date with her, but never shows up.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

Shirley wins a contest that entitles her to a honeymoon weekend at a classy hotel.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

The Clampett family miss being back at their old home in the mountains; Pearl tries to win over the oil man at the cabin as he takes her to a nearby phone.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she is a drunk.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Edith's favorite cousin comes to the rescue when Archie gets the flu.

Vacationing Lucy McGillicuddy meets Ricky Ricardo in Havana; Fred and Ethel Mertz are honeymooners.

Archie gets trapped in an elevator with a neurotic secretary, a wealthy black lawyer, a pregnant woman and her husband.

The women take DNA tests to learn about their ancestries; Melanie pretends to be someone else; Victoria learns she is Native American; Joy and Elka make a startling discovery.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.

Lucy's kids convince Lawrence Welk to dine with Lucy and Vivian.

When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

When a suspicious spot appears on Norm's chest X-ray, he decides to fulfill a dream of sailing around the world.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends (Carol Kane), who invites her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

The Sunshine Cab Co. is transformed into a wedding chapel for the marriage of Latka and Simka.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Oscar's young niece arrives at the apartment in an advanced state of pregnancy after running away from home.

Bob experiences pangs of jealousy when Emily's handsome new tennis instructor comes to see him with an emotional problem, namely, his inability to turn down the women who are all uncontrollably attracted to him.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

A KAOS master of disguises tries to assassinate a witness against KAOS.

Ralph tries to get the landlord (Jack Benny) to pay for some apartment repairs.

Luther and Dolores are on their way to Las Vegas, but get lost; in "Love and the Phonies," Boyd and Daphne return from a formal party.

Bilko tries to teach Doberman about card sharks.

An oil contract hinges on Allen's hospitality, as dictated by the courtesies of the north.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.Guests: Neil Sedaka..

Two Romeos try to pick up a girl in an airport; Bill is pressured into asking Florine out for a date.

A ventriloquist takes his dummy along on his honeymoon; Babs goes to extremes to get her husband's attention.

Martha opens a boutique against Emmett's advice.

Dobie and Herbert search for a starlet's dog.

Howard tries to get his friends to take sensitivity training.

After a young boy becomes enamored with Miss Brooks, his father, a rich maharajah, tries to persuade her to return to India with them.

Goober opens a new gas station and Howard finds a dinosaur skeleton under it.

A week in New York transforms Betty Jo into a svelte sophisticate.

Cousin Alice arrives to keep house for Sam and Mike.

Ann's newlywed cousin, a confirmed moocher, moves in with Ann for his honeymoon.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

Bill asks a comedian (Joyce Van Patten) for a date.

Danny argues a traffic case in court.

Donna meets an old friend she can't remember.

Katie's (Tina Cole) depressed when Robbie's (Don Grady) away.

The family helps Dodie with a school peanut-sale.

Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback.

Lucy accumulates cans of beans hoping to make a profit from them.

Lucy induces members of her women's club to stage an operetta.

Bored with married life, Lucy and Ethel decide to get away from their husbands.

Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout.

Amorous Sue Ann lures Lou to her apartment.

Fonzie gets unexpected help when an old enemy returns to make trouble.

Laverne and Shirley come to the rescue when Lenny and Squiggy get stood up.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

The Clampett family miss being back at their old home in the mountains; Pearl tries to win over the oil man at the cabin as he takes her to a nearby phone.

When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she is a drunk.

Buzz discovers why Mama dislikes celebrating her birthday.

Mama's long-lost brother-in-law arrives and charms everyone except her.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Edith's favorite cousin comes to the rescue when Archie gets the flu.

Archie gets trapped in an elevator with a neurotic secretary, a wealthy black lawyer, a pregnant woman and her husband.

The women take DNA tests to learn about their ancestries; Melanie pretends to be someone else; Victoria learns she is Native American; Joy and Elka make a startling discovery.

Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits.

Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.

When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

When a suspicious spot appears on Norm's chest X-ray, he decides to fulfill a dream of sailing around the world.

Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends (Carol Kane), who invites her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date.

The Sunshine Cab Co. is transformed into a wedding chapel for the marriage of Latka and Simka.

Oscar's young niece arrives at the apartment in an advanced state of pregnancy after running away from home.

Bob experiences pangs of jealousy when Emily's handsome new tennis instructor comes to see him with an emotional problem, namely, his inability to turn down the women who are all uncontrollably attracted to him.

A KAOS master of disguises tries to assassinate a witness against KAOS.

Ralph tries to get the landlord (Jack Benny) to pay for some apartment repairs.

Bilko tries to teach Doberman about card sharks.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.Guests: Neil Sedaka..

Dobie and Herbert search for a starlet's dog.

After a young boy becomes enamored with Miss Brooks, his father, a rich maharajah, tries to persuade her to return to India with them.

A week in New York transforms Betty Jo into a svelte sophisticate.

Ann's newlywed cousin, a confirmed moocher, moves in with Ann for his honeymoon.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Skip Farnun sees the Bradys coming out of a supermarket and decides they are ideal for his soap commercial.

Events conspire to make French lose his cool.

A reserved man learns some child psychology.

Dennis the Menace (Jay North) helps Donna redecorate.

Ernie's latest class project may be the cause of Steve's accidents.

Barbara's cooking skills win her a Hawaiian trip.

Wheelchair-bound Lucy is sued for knocking down a would-be actor.

Lucy promises to get Paul Winchell for the bank employees' dinner.

On the Mertzes' anniversary, the Ricardos give them a television set that does not work.

Inspired by a home show, Lucy and Ethel decide to redecorate their apartments.

Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura mistakenly dye their hands black.

Mary is pursued by two charming bachelors, each of whom wants her constant companionship.

The Fonz must come to the rescue when Mrs. Cunningham's car crashes into Al's drive-in.

Laverne and Shirley cook up a scheme to get rid of Frank's latest love interest.

Julie's parents announce they're divorcing; prudish cabin mates fall in love; a 13-year-old tomboy meets a boy and feels first love.

A bachelor falls for three traveling companions; a long-separated couple finds changes have occurred; a con man enlists his brother.

Jed takes Drysdale's suggestion about buying good stock to heart and quickly purchases cows, pigs and chickens.

Drysdale attempts another step in the social renovation of the Clampetts by lending them his servants.

Aunt Fran is writing an advice column in the local newspaper, but she doesn't have any good advice; Fran relies on Mama for material; at lunch with her editor, Fran must apply some of Mama's advice when the man tries to take advantage of her.

Mama discovers a stranger has been buried next to her husband.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

Edith's erratic behavior puzzles the family and puts a damper on Archie's and her planned trip to a new resort.

An investigator with the government comes to question Archie about one of his best friends and co-workers.

Melanie is jealous when her boyfriend becomes Victoria's love interest in a play; Joy makes Bob watch "Love Actually"; Elka goes on a political talk show.

Everyone helps Joy's son plan the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; a guest from Joy's past shows up.

To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the phone, Rob disguises his voice and calls Laura.

A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.

Frasier is devastated when he discovers that his learned mentor has been dating Carla.

The boys resent Diane's insistence that Frasier go with them on a fishing trip.

When a wrecking ball destroys Jim's apartment, he moves in with Louie.

Oscar becomes a somnambulist and vents his frustrations against Felix while sleepwalking.

Bob finds it extremely difficult to tell his mother that he loves her.

Smart tries to conceal his occupation from his visiting relatives.

The Kramdens and Nortons enter a contest.

Bilko finds himself caught between a wedding and Army maneuvers.

Mr. Tudball has a hard time coordinating a fire-safety plan with Mrs. Wiggins; a soldier stranded in a desert with a commanding officer; a parody of 1930s Mickey Rooney/Judy Garland musicals; guest Ken Berry.Guests: Ken Berry..

Zelda talks Maynard into proposing to her.

After Mr. Conklin installs an intercom system throughout the school, Connie and Mr. Munsey stage a special conversation just for Conklin's ears.

After being sacked from his job, Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville in disgrace but in reality it's all another scam to get rid of the Cannonball.

Ann has a bowling ball stuck to her foot the same night she is to accept a Tony Award for her friend.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Peter uses his father's tape recorder to eavesdrop on his brothers and sisters.

Jody worries that Bill can't attend a father/son night.

Terry tries to improve her parents.

Jeff agrees to write love letters for a Greek friend.

Barbara attempts to tackle a series of domestic problems even though she's sick.

Dodie's distraught when Tramp disappears.

The milkman's wife (Totie Fields) thinks Lucy broke up her marriage.

Mrs. Mooney's diamond ring gets stuck on Lucy's finger.

Ricky comes down with a sore throat just as he is about to open a new show.

Constant interruptions frustrate Lucy's attempts to tell Ricky she is pregnant.

Rob helps his boss, Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the comic.

After Mary turns down Sue Ann's offer to produce her show, Murray accepts the position.

Richie has trouble with a co-worker when he gets a job on the loading dock of a newspaper.

The girls go to a supposedly haunted house where Lenny and Squiggy have disappeared.

A man (Billy Crystal) changes personalities at night; a businessman neglects his wife and son; a witness hides from the mob at sea.

A ghost plays matchmaker for his widow; Gopher's formerly chubby sister has designs on Doc; a divorced couple are locked in together.

A private school teacher is shocked to learn that her new fifth-grade student is Jethro.

Sonny tries to court Elly May, as he determines that she needs to change from a hillbilly into an upper-class lady; Granny offers the use of her love charms to spice up their affair.

Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

A young mother leaves her 4-year-old son with Edith, claiming Mike is the child's father.

Archie is the sole witness to a mugging but tries to avoid getting involved by fabricating a story about the event.

After taking engagement photos, Joy learns something new about Bob; Melanie dates herself; Victoria wants a new picture on her driver's license; Elka and Mamie pose nude.

Melanie deals with a temperamental chef; Victoria tries to impress a restaurant critic; Joy meets the mother of the baby he hopes to adopt; Elka goes on a date.

Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.

Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he cannot play the game.

Sam agrees to pitch in a charity softball game against a team of Playmates.

Sam and the Coach are taking the same night school course in geography.

When Elaine is offered a job in Seattle, the gang reminisces about how each became a cabbie.

Felix selects a grave site and entrusts Oscar with the down payment.

Bob's old girlfriend travels to Chicago with her husband and calls on the Hartleys.

Smart must take a payroll to CONTROL agents behind the Iron Curtain.

Ralph and Ed's rehearsals for the talent contest disturb the neighborhood.

Bilko helps a former Army friend get ahead in a large banking house.

A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.Guests: Jim Nabors..

Experimental pills make Maynard super-strong.

Miss Brooks is in a gambling joint when it's raided, giving Conklin just the excuse he needs to fire her. To save her job, she invents a twin sister and pretends to be the fictional woman.

One of Kate's old boyfriends attempts to rekindle their romance but is thwarted by his dominating sister.

Ann asks Don to write some material for her part in an important play.