John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Louie and the cabbies pool all their cash to buy a painting at an auction, planning to cash in big when the artist dies.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.

Bob thinks his chances of winning a doctors' tennis tournament are pretty good until he learns that his doubles partner will be Emily.

KAOS threatens to wipe out the potato crop by dusting from the air.

Ralph breaks a leg in a bus accident; the Kramdens have trouble remembering a movie star's name.

Bilko finds himself caught between a wedding and Army maneuvers.

Guest star Steve Lawrence plays the brilliant Russian director of a play put on by the P.T.A. and a hitman employed by Carol to take out her husband, played by Harvey.Guests: Steve Lawrence..

A sacred lion escapes and follows Maynard.

Mr. Conklin tells Miss Brooks to help students after school.

The Army visits Shady Rest to conduct maneuvers, but soldiers are distracted by Kate's daughters.

A defecting Soviet comic throws himself at Ann.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Greg, Peter and Bobby are looking forward to their annual camp out with Mike and Alice. But this time, Carol and the girls are coming along. 'Uh-uh', says the boys, who are sure the girls will ruin their good time.

Buffy deliberately gets poor grades to attract a boy she likes.

Danny helps a principal overcome prejudices.

Donna and Alex realize their children will leave soon.

Robbie decides to quit school in order to work full time, but Steve and a school counselor discourage him.

All the other Douglases come home early when a baby sitter and Ernie take care of the triplets for the first time.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

Lucy accidentally lets Mr. Mooney's pet bird out of its cage.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Mary tries to get Murray's teenage daughter a job at the office.

Joanie shocks the family when she insists on touring with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

An anniversary party in Frank and Edna's shaky trailer surprises everyone.

A police inspector (John Hillerman) searches for a missing passenger; Julie's pal faces facts; a woman (Didi Conn) pickets an ex-beau.

The Harlem Globetrotters challenge the crew; an aunt's portrait haunts a married couple; a student falls for his father's girlfriend.

The Clampetts beg Mr. Drysdale to arrange the return of their gorilla chore-boy, Herby.

Jed runs for smog commissioner when the incumbent stops Granny from cooking up her smog-producing lye soap.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Archie's pain turns into something more serious as he has to have his gallbladder removed and he is taken to the hospital right away for the operation.

Archie is recuperating from gallbladder surgery and becoming more comfortable with the idea that they fact that his transfusion came from a female West Indian doctor.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise; Melanie runs into her estranged sister; Joy and Victoria face temptation.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Sam clashes with the new owner (Keene Curtis) of the restaurant upstairs; Woody is worried about his girlfriend.

The cabbies conjure up their own outrageous fantasies when Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" leaves an envelope in Tony's cab.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Carol spends Christmas Eve pouring out the disasters of her childhood to Bob and Emily.

Max and 99 try to learn how couriers have been disappearing into thin air.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko helps a former Army friend get ahead in a large banking house.

Guest: Roddy McDowell, the Jackson Five.Guests: Roddy McDowall, The Jackson Five..

An essay makes Dobie and Maynard consider the future.

Miss Brooks proves she is not qualified to teach first aid.

The Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department Band decides to raise money in order to create an actual fire department in Hooterville.

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

Ann is an unwitting accomplice to shoplifting.

Brian (Benji Gregory) causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

A TV star resents the boys' success on his show.

Mike tries to cure the phone problem in his home by installing a pay phone.

A chic magazine chooses the boys for an award.

Jody is jealous of attention paid to his Bolivian pen pal.

Exploring horses, including Clydesdales and Lipizzaners, and the differences between breeds.

Terry gets a role in a Shakespearean play at school. Guest: Hans Conried.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Mary's upset when her dream date takes someone else to a dance.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

On the rebound after his girlfriend, Sally, suddenly marries another, Uncle Charley acquires many new lady friends.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

When Katie is gone for the day, the family hires three cleaning ladies to restore the house to normal.

Lucy, in an attempt to modernize Rudy Vallee's musical style, transforms the crooner into a rock 'n' roller.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Lucy drops a penny worth $16.50 into a storm drain.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Cindy develops tonsillitis the weekend Mike is planning to take the family on his boss's boat.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Greg is now a freshman in highschool; making him feel like a man, but doesn't feel like one at home.

Joanie runs away from home determined to tour with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they.

Sgt. Plout goes AWOL from the army and stays with the roommates.

The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark.

Ace charms Doc and Gopher's girlfriends; a man meets his young stepfather; a children's show host (Barnard Hughes) helps a shy boy.

Ginger pretends to predict the future when the castaways tire of togetherness.

A caged circus lion escapes after washing ashore on the island.

Sisters reunite after 40 years; separate accommodations hamper a couple desiring children; bartender Isaac instructs a blind student.

Hot water spurting from beneath the island warns the castaways that a volcano is about to erupt.

The radio reports Mr. Howell has been rescued and is selling great blocks of stock.

Marvin and Marita, impoverished dance mavens, introduce the Clampetts to the art of Terpsichore.

When Carter's adopted daughter plans to marry a Marine, Carter thinks it's Gomer she's going to wed.

Jed finds a job as a garbage collector because he's weary of loafing.

When Carter decides to take the exam for officer training, Gomer also takes the exam.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

The platoon celebrates Carter's birthday, but it only makes him more aware of his old age.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Carter has to select four men from his platoon for an honor guard.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Granny is pursued simultaneously by two elderly Lotharios who are after her money.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen.

Archie tries to get even with a pal by arranging a date for him with a female impersonator.

Girl-crazy Jethro tries to join Biddle's Bird Watchers after he spots a beauty in the ranks of the women-only club.

To bring in extra money, the Bunker's decide to take in a boarder. They rent Gloria's old room to a Puerto Rican nurse, Teresa.

Recognizing the homespun sincerity of Jed and Granny, an advertising man persuades them to appear on a soap commercial.

The ladies go funeral crashing to track down Melanie's dress; Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts; Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future.

Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover; Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.

Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.

Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.

A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.

Woody is depressed after a commercial appearance for a product he can't stand.

Frasier vows never to cross Cheers' threshold again; Woody can't turn off a cable shopping channel.

The cabbies continue to fantasize while waiting for Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" to pick up his envelope.

Sam chafes under a pact not to date his landlord's daughter (Valerie Mahaffey); evil spirits live in a foosball table.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Rebecca flees to San Diego; Frasier reads his updated classics to the bar bunch.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

CONTROL substitutes Smart and 99 look-alikes for the cronies of a bank robber.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

Bilko produces a musical comedy training film.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Guests include Ken Berry and Jim Nabors.Guests: Jim Nabors..

Max unknowingly stumbles onto a KAOS robbery unit specializing in diamonds.

It seems that every man Max picks as his best man meets with a mysterious accident.

Maynard decides he is holding Dobie back.

Hammer is in danger when a woman gives him a delayed-action poison.

Mr. Conklin is obsessed with taking a series of photos of an egg hatching for a photography contest, but he is unaware that Walter has substituted the egg with a rock so Conklin's flash bulbs won't traumatize the little chick.

After Sledge (David Rasche) arrests the leader of a satanic cult, the followers storm the precinct. Mark Blankfield and Tom Henschel guest star.

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Brian (Benji Gregory) causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

The family is not fond of Harriet's new hairdo.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Ozzie's name is spelled incorrectly in the local newspaper.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

Donna tries to patch up two friends' marital spat.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Donna tries to arrange a meeting place for local boys.

A TV star resents the boys' success on his show.

Donna and Alex try to have a romantic night out.

A chic magazine chooses the boys for an award.

An editorial gets Jeff fired from the school paper.

Exploring horses, including Clydesdales and Lipizzaners, and the differences between breeds.

Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Ann accompanies Don on an interview with an opera star and gets more involved than she'd anticipated.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ann tries to convince her family that city life is safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Ann tries to attract a producer's attention.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Rhoda opens her own office and quickly learns the problems faced by a woman launching a business.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

Brenda, depressed and feeling in a rut, decides to pack up and move to San Francisco.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Bored with her life, Ida decides to become a "now" woman and launch her own career.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Mary shows up unexpectedly and throws a monkey wrench into Rhoda and Joe's plans for a long-awaited weekend alone.

Cindy develops tonsillitis the weekend Mike is planning to take the family on his boss's boat.

Mary learns it is Lou's birthday and decides to surprise him with a party.

Greg is now a freshman in highschool; making him feel like a man, but doesn't feel like one at home.

Mary starts dating the anchorman from the top-rated television station and soon finds herself serving as a spy.

Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they.

Phyllis, who has just received her real estate license, tries to sell Lou a house.

The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark.

Mary is excited at the prospect of producing a show until she learns that the stars will be Ted and Sue Ann.

Ginger pretends to predict the future when the castaways tire of togetherness.

An angel appears in Laverne's dream and cheers her up from her injured leg.

Laverne asks Carmine for singing lessons so she can sing at Cowboy Bill's.

A caged circus lion escapes after washing ashore on the island.

Shirley has a chance to show her play to a Broadway producer.

Hot water spurting from beneath the island warns the castaways that a volcano is about to erupt.

Lenny and Squiggy's attempts to launch a talent agency land the girls on TV with Latvian acrobats.

The radio reports Mr. Howell has been rescued and is selling great blocks of stock.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

When Carter's adopted daughter plans to marry a Marine, Carter thinks it's Gomer she's going to wed.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

When Carter decides to take the exam for officer training, Gomer also takes the exam.

Iola believes Bubba is the prime suspect after her pearl necklace disappears.

The platoon celebrates Carter's birthday, but it only makes him more aware of his old age.

Bubba may ruin Mama's chance of becoming president of a church club.

Carter has to select four men from his platoon for an honor guard.

Granny is pursued simultaneously by two elderly Lotharios who are after her money.

The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen.

Girl-crazy Jethro tries to join Biddle's Bird Watchers after he spots a beauty in the ranks of the women-only club.

Recognizing the homespun sincerity of Jed and Granny, an advertising man persuades them to appear on a soap commercial.

Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.

Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.

Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.

A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.

Woody's girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) returns from abroad; Frasier helps Cliff get even.

A movie actress poses as her secretary; A steeplechase in Acapulco introduces Julie to a wealthy bachelor, which threatens a marriage and causes havoc when Gopher and Isaac's entry disappears.

Carla must carry out an unusual family tradition; drinks flow freely.

Sam chafes under a pact not to date his landlord's daughter (Valerie Mahaffey); evil spirits live in a foosball table.

Rebecca flees to San Diego; Frasier reads his updated classics to the bar bunch.

A has-been comic tries a comeback; a man's fraternity brothers try to find him a girl; a woman plays matchmaker for her granddaughter.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Ed and his girlfriend Gloria are saying goodnight when in walks Bill Reynolds, in his bathrobe.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

Ruth Hansen visits her grandmother in Retirement Village and finds her sharing her apartment with a man.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Roger likes Billie Jo, but falls in love with her roommate.

Max unknowingly stumbles onto a KAOS robbery unit specializing in diamonds.

It seems that every man Max picks as his best man meets with a mysterious accident.

A penniless writer makes an attempt at burglary; movie idols reveal many secrets during an interview.

Hammer is in danger when a woman gives him a delayed-action poison.

Mike, Aunt Bee, and Millie join forces to persuade Sam to let Mike have a dog.

After Sledge (David Rasche) arrests the leader of a satanic cult, the followers storm the precinct. Mark Blankfield and Tom Henschel guest star.

An oil-company efficiency expert forces Goober's gas station into a big-city mold.

Emmett drives his friends crazy after he retires.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

When Millie's friend breaks up with her boyfriend, she comes to stay with Millie.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

The family is not fond of Harriet's new hairdo.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

Ozzie's name is spelled incorrectly in the local newspaper.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Donna tries to patch up two friends' marital spat.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Donna tries to arrange a meeting place for local boys.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

Donna and Alex try to have a romantic night out.

Bobby is convinced nobody loves him and decides to run away from home.

An editorial gets Jeff fired from the school paper.

A young woman (Leslie Parrish) pursues French.

Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple.

Danny helps his unemployed father-in-law.

Ann accompanies Don on an interview with an opera star and gets more involved than she'd anticipated.

The family becomes involved in recovering old debts.

Ann tries to convince her family that city life is safe.

The new room contractor is putty in Katie's (Tina Cole) hands, but he is exasperating to the other Douglases.

Ann tries to attract a producer's attention.

Steve meets an attractive widow who seems very interested in him, but she suddenly turns cool toward him.

Rhoda opens her own office and quickly learns the problems faced by a woman launching a business.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Brenda, depressed and feeling in a rut, decides to pack up and move to San Francisco.

Lucy is a failure when she and Viv take jobs selling vacuum cleaners.

Bored with her life, Ida decides to become a "now" woman and launch her own career.

Mary shows up unexpectedly and throws a monkey wrench into Rhoda and Joe's plans for a long-awaited weekend alone.

Mary learns it is Lou's birthday and decides to surprise him with a party.

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

Mary starts dating the anchorman from the top-rated television station and soon finds herself serving as a spy.

Some snobbish characters learn something about class when they invite Fonzie to a high-society party.

Phyllis, who has just received her real estate license, tries to sell Lou a house.

An invitation to a high-school reunion puts the girls on a nostalgia kick.

Mary is excited at the prospect of producing a show until she learns that the stars will be Ted and Sue Ann.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

An angel appears in Laverne's dream and cheers her up from her injured leg.

Laverne asks Carmine for singing lessons so she can sing at Cowboy Bill's.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Shirley has a chance to show her play to a Broadway producer.

Lenny and Squiggy's attempts to launch a talent agency land the girls on TV with Latvian acrobats.

Mr. Drysdale hires little people to pose as men from outer space in a publicity stunt.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

The Clampetts are honored by a distinguished visitor from home -- the mayor of Bug Tussle.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Iola believes Bubba is the prime suspect after her pearl necklace disappears.

Bubba may ruin Mama's chance of becoming president of a church club.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Mike and Gloria decide to leave Joey with friends in the event of their deaths.

Archie has trouble adjusting to Edith's sudden fame after she saves a life.

The ladies throw a dinner party; Joy dates a man of indeterminate age; Victoria goes out with a hand model (Sean Hayes); Melanie dates a guy who looks like Winnie-the-Pooh; Roy's mom hates Elka.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the '80s.

Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.

Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

Rebecca gets cold feet after accepting Robin's marriage proposal; Frasier can't stop singing.

Sam thwarts Robin's (Roger Rees) wedding plans, which include Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers.

A movie actress poses as her secretary; A steeplechase in Acapulco introduces Julie to a wealthy bachelor, which threatens a marriage and causes havoc when Gopher and Isaac's entry disappears.

When his girlfriend finds a new guy, Louie is devastated and schemes to get her back; Alex helps Louie try to win Zena back.

Oscar must raise money for a new bed when he burns a hole in Felix's.

Emily redecorates the apartment in antiques. Bob finds her choice of furniture uncomfortable, unappealing, and hazardous to his health.

A has-been comic tries a comeback; a man's fraternity brothers try to find him a girl; a woman plays matchmaker for her granddaughter.

Max gives an easy assignment to two pupils -- follow 99 while she's shopping.

Ralph thinks he has found a future boxing champion.

Ed and his girlfriend Gloria are saying goodnight when in walks Bill Reynolds, in his bathrobe.

A quiz-show winner suffers amnesia after getting bumped on the head.

Ruth Hansen visits her grandmother in Retirement Village and finds her sharing her apartment with a man.

Guest James Coco takes a slow boat to romance in the Saturday night tear-jerker movie spoof, "One Way Ticket," while Carol gets into a tempestuous argument with a container of margarine.Guests: James Coco..

Roger likes Billie Jo, but falls in love with her roommate.

A penniless writer makes an attempt at burglary; movie idols reveal many secrets during an interview.

A girl dates Dobie because Zelda likes him.

Mike, Aunt Bee, and Millie join forces to persuade Sam to let Mike have a dog.

Connie tries to convince Mr. Boynton and Mr. Conklin that they're old.

An oil-company efficiency expert forces Goober's gas station into a big-city mold.

Uncle Joe is convinced that a former guest from fifty years ago, Chester W. Farnsworth, is haunting the Shady Ranch.

Emmett drives his friends crazy after he retires.

Flu leaves Ann and Don in charge of Lou's restaurant.

When Millie's friend breaks up with her boyfriend, she comes to stay with Millie.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

Bobby is convinced nobody loves him and decides to run away from home.

A young woman (Leslie Parrish) pursues French.

Danny helps his unemployed father-in-law.

The family becomes involved in recovering old debts.

The new room contractor is putty in Katie's (Tina Cole) hands, but he is exasperating to the other Douglases.

Steve meets an attractive widow who seems very interested in him, but she suddenly turns cool toward him.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Lucy is a failure when she and Viv take jobs selling vacuum cleaners.

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

Their friendship is on the line after Mary thinks Rhoda has made an unkind remark.

Some snobbish characters learn something about class when they invite Fonzie to a high-society party.

An invitation to a high-school reunion puts the girls on a nostalgia kick.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Mr. Drysdale hires little people to pose as men from outer space in a publicity stunt.

The Clampetts are honored by a distinguished visitor from home -- the mayor of Bug Tussle.

Naomi causes problems at home when she decides to become a flight attendant.

Iola's blind date sets his sights on Mama.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Mike and Gloria decide to leave Joey with friends in the event of their deaths.

Archie has trouble adjusting to Edith's sudden fame after she saves a life.

The ladies throw a dinner party; Joy dates a man of indeterminate age; Victoria goes out with a hand model (Sean Hayes); Melanie dates a guy who looks like Winnie-the-Pooh; Roy's mom hates Elka.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the '80s.

Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.

Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

Rebecca gets cold feet after accepting Robin's marriage proposal; Frasier can't stop singing.

Sam thwarts Robin's (Roger Rees) wedding plans, which include Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers.

When his girlfriend finds a new guy, Louie is devastated and schemes to get her back; Alex helps Louie try to win Zena back.

Oscar must raise money for a new bed when he burns a hole in Felix's.

Emily redecorates the apartment in antiques. Bob finds her choice of furniture uncomfortable, unappealing, and hazardous to his health.

Max gives an easy assignment to two pupils -- follow 99 while she's shopping.

Ralph thinks he has found a future boxing champion.

A quiz-show winner suffers amnesia after getting bumped on the head.

Guest James Coco takes a slow boat to romance in the Saturday night tear-jerker movie spoof, "One Way Ticket," while Carol gets into a tempestuous argument with a container of margarine.Guests: James Coco..

A girl dates Dobie because Zelda likes him.

Connie tries to convince Mr. Boynton and Mr. Conklin that they're old.

Uncle Joe is convinced that a former guest from fifty years ago, Chester W. Farnsworth, is haunting the Shady Ranch.

Flu leaves Ann and Don in charge of Lou's restaurant.