The Cheers gang takes on a rival bar in a war of outrageous pranks; the gang becomes paranoid of all strangers entering the bar, including Boston Red Sox third baseman Wade Boggs.

Alex's romantic affair with a television soap actress leads to thoughts of matrimony.

In the throes of a hangover, Oscar throws Felix out of the apartment.

Bob undergoes a shock when his mother announces that she has separated from his father after 47 years of marriage.

Michael (Peter Scolari) has a nightmare about the impact of his paternal decisions on little Stephanie's future. Julia Duffy portrays little Stephanie as an adult.

Everyone goes in costume to the bus company's party.

A girl's millionaire father ejects suitor Doberman.

Performances from.

The Mamas and the Papas; Richard Pryor; Rod Laver; Ken Rosewall; Rob Murray; Topo Gigio; Bobby Darin; Peter Mitt.

Experimental pills make Maynard super-strong.

A four-leaf clover brings Connie bad luck.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Michele Lee.Guests: Nanette Fabray, Michele Lee..

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

A rich, titled English widow (Ida Lupino) proposes to French.

A nightclub entertainer has his hands full trying to balance career and family.

An AWOL military academy student seeks refuge in the Stones' house.

Katie recognizes Steve's new girlfriend as a designing woman long before the men in the family discover it.

Youngest son Ernie (Barry Livingston), who doesn't even like girls, winds up with two dates for the same dance.

Lucy accumulates cans of beans hoping to make a profit from them.

Lucy promises to get Paul Winchell for the bank employees' dinner.

Lucy and Fred have trouble getting birth certificates for their passports.

Fred's fear of seasickness threatens the Ricardos and Mertzes' trip to Europe.

When Rhoda's mother appears at the apartment building, Rhoda pretends not to be at home and Mrs. Morgenstern is invited to wait in Mary's apartment. Unable to convince Rhoda to see her mother, Mary allows Mrs. Morgenstern to stay with her a few days.

Rhoda and Brenda spend another Friday evening with their parents watching old home movies.

Ann tracks the source of loud organ music.

An insecure actor tries to buy Ann's friendship.

Stubing's friend (Joan Fontaine) tries to cheer a former lover; the chef quits; an investigator (Bernie Kopell) probes a jewel theft.

Aunt Fran is writing an advice column in the local newspaper, but she doesn't have any good advice; Fran relies on Mama for material; at lunch with her editor, Fran must apply some of Mama's advice when the man tries to take advantage of her.

Mama discovers a stranger has been buried next to her husband.

Florida plays matchmaker for Willona and a male friend of James.

James is not convinced that honesty is the best policy when all he gets for a good deed is obscene phone calls.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

A walk home past a neighborhood construction site turns into a nightmarish encounter for Gloria.

Gloria is in a foul mood and argues with Edith over allowing Archie to boss her around. She later gets into a fight with Mike, ruining the birthday celebration.

Flashbacks recall how the court staff incurred expenses totaling $954,768. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette and Selma Diamond.

A city auditor tries to investigate some of Harry's more bizarre expenses (via flashbacks). He is interrupted by a gun wielding clown threatening to shoot everyone.

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.

Sam and Woody have a competition to see who can kiss Rebecca first.

Sam urges Rebecca to profess her love for Evan before he is transferred overseas.

Latka decides to return to his native country to fight in a revolution.

Oscar blames Felix for his developing ulcer.

Bob takes on the role of Christmas peacemaker when he attempts to reconcile his parents (Barnard Hughes, Martha Scott).

After meeting a group of clergymen (George O. Petrie, James Hampton) at the inn, George (Tom Poston) decides to become a priest. With Bob Newhart.

Ralph can't take $1,000 he won; Ralph thinks Alice is pregnant.

Bilko sets up a boys camp at Fort Baxter to raise money for himself.

Performances by Brenda Lee, Senor Wences, Les Olympiades, Abbey Lane, Jean Carroll, the Magid Triplets and the Young Rascals.

Herman's Hermits; Nancy Ames; the Muppets; Jackie Mason.

The FBI asks Maynard to help trap two spies.

Miss Brooks runs into trouble with the Citizens League when it publishes a pamphlet on good citizenship. Connie, Mr. Conklin and Mr. Boynton consider leaving town.

Ken Berry and Nanette Fabray join in tonight's episode; Carol plays a dowdy secretary discouraging some glamorous temp applicants, and the movie spoof Flight 13 To Nowhere.Guests: Nanette Fabray, Ken Berry..

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

Buffy's hamster runs away in the park.

Cissy plans to stay out all night after graduating from high school.

Visiting an elephant conservation sanctuary in Florida to learn more about the large animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Cindy suffers the pangs of being the youngest in the family until she discovers a secret admirer.

Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election.

Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.

When Mike takes the whole family with him on a business trip to Hawaii, they become involved with an ancient taboo.

Chip's 10th birthday party is in jeopardy when Steve comes down with German measles.

Steve's (Fred MacMurray) friend believes her daughter is dating an older man.

Chip is unimpressed by Steve's job until an emergency occurs at the Air Force base.

Mike and Robbie get ideas when a boyhood friend of Steve's visits the family.

Lucy tricks her way into getting the role of Cleopatra in a drama club production.

Lucy and Viv start a business giving children's parties.

Lucy and a new pal (Fred MacMurray) who wants to recoup gambling losses head for the Las Vegas hills in search of uranium.

Lucy thinks Ricky could use some added publicity in the society columns, so she poses as visiting royalty. She disguises herself as the Maharincess of Franistan who has traveled halfway around the world to see her singing idol, Ricky Ricardo.

Ricky misleads Lucy into thinking he knows all the answers to a radio quiz show; she gets them booked onto the next broadcast. When Ricky reveals the truth, Lucy tries to sneak a peek at the questions in advance but things backfire on her scheme.

Following a robbery, a crook breaks into the Bunker home to avoid capture by the police.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Phyllis decides Ted would make an ideal candidate for the city council.

Feeling unfulfilled and having just turned 29, Carol quits her job as Bob's receptionist, then suddenly shows up at one of Bob's group-therapy sessions, creating a situation in which Bob finds himself more of a patient than a doctor.

Guests:.

Max and 99 search for a KAOS agent who reprogrammed Hymie the robot.

Max becomes the head of the Guild of Surviving CONTROL Agents.

Doreau (Anne-Marie Martin) poses as a model for a bogus agency that sells women into white slavery. With David Rasche.

Sledge and Dori must investigate the murder of a punk rocker.

A revenge slaying leads Drebin into a messy love triangle.

Doubles for the Merry Men ravage the land.

Dick (Bob Newhart) reluctantly stands in for the absent host of a kiddie show. With Peter Scolari and Mary Frann.

Michael (Peter Scolari) finally tells Stephanie (Julia Duffy) that he's tired of her selfish behavior. With Bob Newhart.

Joanna's (Mary Frann) miffed by the grade given to the inn by a tourist guide; Larry (William Sanderson) wants to return to school. With Bob Newhart.

Joanna's friend wants everyone to go to Morocco for a vacation.

Dobie tries to please a Soviet ballerina.

An insecure girl latches onto Dobie.

Toody and Muldoon are chosen to drive the president of the U.S. to the United Nations building.

Muldoon and Lucille go to extremes to prove they aren't having an affair.

Davy rescues a princess from an attempted coup.

An heiress must spend one night in an island mansion.

Mike helps a toy designer being replaced by computers.

A rival group's manager kidnaps the Monkees. George: Vic Tayback.

The government asks the boys to help trap two spies.

Davy pretends to be rich for his visiting grandfather.

Mike and Davy are kidnapped in a ghost town. Guest: Rose Marie.

The Monkees try to help a boy keep his pet horse.

Davy falls for a girl who can only attend chaperoned parties.

The boys dramatize history to help a girl pass a test.

The Monkees are fired when a mobster takes over Pop's Restaurant.

Mike is swindled by a man posing as a music publisher.

Peter competes with a snob for a debutante's heart.

A dance studio tricks the group into signing lifetime membership contracts.

A gypsy tearoom owner believes that Davy can help her daughter reach stardom.

A gypsy tribe wants the singers to steal a jewel-encrusted statuette.

The boys race to save a kidnapped nuclear scientist.

A monster receives the boys' musical talent.

A producer searches for a mystery group, the Monkees.

A crooked boxing promoter makes Davy a fighter.

Davy stands in for his double, a threatened prince.

The boys pose as aerialists to save a circus.

The police ask Micky to pose as a mobster.

The quartet takes over an answering service.

The boys all fall for the same woman (Julie Newmar).

The boys try to find backers for their Broadway show.

A film producer wants the singers in his new movie. Catalino: Bobby Sherman.

Fans throng the Monkees' first concert tour.

Davy unwisely falls for a bandit's girlfriend.

Thinking they're making a movie, the boys rob a bank.

To avoid marrying an evil man, a princess picks Davy.

Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked developer.

Humiliated Micky joins Weaklings Anonymous.

Peter trades his guitar for half of a treasure map.

The boys' ballet-company employers are actually spies.

A motorcycle gang causes trouble for Davy, Micky, Peter and Mike.

The quartet helps a woman (Ruth Buzzi) who's about to be bilked out of all her money.

The boys uncover plans to hijack a ship carrying gold.

Mike's aunt is being harassed by a gang that wants her ranch.

Creatures from Planet Spritz think the Monkees are members of a secret army.

A magical monkey's paw brings disaster to the boys.

The price for a golden harp is Peter's soul.

Davy must enter the Monkeemobile in a race.

Four girls chase the Monkees through the streets of Paris.

Davy learns he has inherited an English manor house.

The Monkees run into a problem when they enter a mixed-group contest which forces Davy to pose as a girl.

A hypnotist thinks he has the boys under his spell.

The Monkees see a pulsing eye that freezes people to their television sets.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale.

The siblings' long-absent grandfather pays a visit.

Terry decides to become a beatnik.

Alex must judge a beautiful-baby contest.

Chip manages to outwit the machine age when a computer is used to select partners for a school picnic.

Katie (Tina Cole), alone in the Douglas home, is frightened by what she thinks is the sound of a loud heartbeat.

Mrs. Mooney's diamond ring gets stuck on Lucy's finger.

An ill-fated trip puts Lucy on a plane with Mr. Mooney.

Lucy and Ethel go looking for the queen on their first day in London but don't have any luck; when they arrive back at the hotel, Ricky lets Lucy dance the lead in a circus number so that she may be presented to the queen.

Lucy is torn between wanting to spend the weekend fox hunting and her jealousy of a blonde.

Mary is a foot taller than her dinner date.

Rhoda tries to cheer up Johnny Venture when his big nightclub debut flops.

Ann recalls when she was a student teacher and spent the Christmas holidays at an almost-deserted boys school.

Ann and Don find souvenirs of Ann's school beau.

A woman falls for a paid escort; Gopher learns about a ghost aboard; Vicki aims for sophistication to attract a boy.

Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

Thelma catches her cousin nipping at the family liquor supply.

James is sure that the new job he has been promised is the answer to the family's troubles.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

When the house next door to the Bunkers is for sale, Archie and Henry Jefferson become nervous.

A heat wave that stifles New York is nothing compared to the trouble a woman is causing for Archie and Edith.

Bull (Richard Moll) is on a game show; a cantankerous judge (Florence Stanley) jails Dan (John Larroquette) for contempt.

The staff meets Christine's (Markie Post) elderly suitor (Peter Hansen); an amorous dowager offers Dan (John Larroquette) a campaign contribution. With Harry Anderson.

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

Sam tries to get Rebecca her job back after she is fired as manager and he is hired to replace her.

Sam vows a year of celibacy if he is not the father of an ex-girlfriend's baby.

A couple of cabbies quickly claim responsibility when Elaine begins receiving mysterious love messages.

A woman wearing a wedding gown goes looking for Felix when her husband-to-be doesn't show up at the altar.

Bob watches in amazement as Mr. Carlin (Jack Riley) spins a web of lies to impress his love-struck new secretary.

George (Tom Poston) invents a board game that becomes a marketing phenomenon. With Bob Newhart and Peter Scolari.

Ralph doesn't know Alice has a job at a doctor's office; Ralph thinks Alice wants him only for his life insurance benefits.

Former New York Yankees Yogi Berra and Gil McDougal join Bilko for a baseball story.

The Temptations; The Canestrellis; Bill Medley; Buddy Rich and Marilyn Maye; John Byner; Sammy King; Floyd Patterson.

Performances by the Everly Brothers, Shirley Bassey, the Brockways, Oliver, George Carlin, Tybee and Antonio, Bernadette Peters and Janis Joplin.

To win her sister, Dobie transforms Dr. Burkhardt.

After Miss Brooks gets a letter of unknown origin stating that someone named Buddy is going to be killed, both Mr. Boynton and Mr. Conklin think that they are the Buddy referred to in the letter.

Guests are Dyan Cannon and Paul Lynde; Lynde plays a smarmy insurance salesman, and later appears in Canoga Falls in Cannon on As The Stomach Turns.Guests: Dyan Cannon, Paul Lynde..