Club Necaxa fights to reclaim greatness, win the hearts of Aguascalientes and prove their greatest days are ahead.

After a tide turning injury threatens the season, Eva Longoria struggles to rebuild Club Necaxa's fractured fanbase; sports Director José "Pepe" Hanan and Coach Fentanes guide "Los Rayos" through the Leagues Cup.

Club Necaxa fights to reclaim greatness, win the hearts of Aguascalientes and prove their greatest days are ahead.

After a tide turning injury threatens the season, Eva Longoria struggles to rebuild Club Necaxa's fractured fanbase; sports Director José "Pepe" Hanan and Coach Fentanes guide "Los Rayos" through the Leagues Cup.

Jay takes Luke to the garage for some male bonding; Gloria and Claire take Lily dress shopping; Mitch, Cam, Alex and Manny spend a day at the museum; Phil helps Andy make an anniversary gift for his girlfriend.

Luke and Manny have their first day of high school; Claire starts work at Jay's company but worries it's not a real job; Mitch juggles an important meeting and Lily's first day of preschool.

The Simpson family reminisces about lost loves when Marge gets the family thinking about romantic fantasies.

Homer, Marge and the kids visit Itchy & Scratchy Land, a violent theme park.

Louise befriends a house spider and hides it in her room after Linda and Bob tell her to remove it from the apartment; Bob tries to make a friend outside of the people that come to the restaurant.

Linda has a big day planned when her friend comes to visit; Bob and the kids help Nat with her limo competition.

As Charlie and Rex head into the woods to track a missing photographer, a mysterious organization throws the investigation off its trail.

Charlie and Rex investigate a fantasy role-playing game turned deadly when a player is found slain by a sword.

Charlie and Rex are in deep water after a university rower is shot by a sniper during team practice.

As Charlie and Rex head into the woods to track a missing photographer, a mysterious organization throws the investigation off its trail.

Charlie and Rex investigate a fantasy role-playing game turned deadly when a player is found slain by a sword.

Charlie and Rex are in deep water after a university rower is shot by a sniper during team practice.

Jake intervenes in Detective Boyle's relationship; Rosa and Amy contend with a citizen who is a costumed crime-fighter; Capt. Holt has a new opponent.

Jake's fate is in Gina's hands as his crushing debt threatens to put him on the streets; Holt and Jeffords hold performance reviews; Rosa and Boyle have a run-in with an other officer.

Leslie hosts the Parks and Recreation Department of Boraqua, Venezuela, Pawnee's sister city; Tom becomes an errand boy; April plays hard to get.

Leslie and the rest of the department help an organization build a playground; Leslie takes advice from Mark.

Liz tries to convince everyone that the show's hiatus is temporary; Jack turns to his nemesis, Devin Banks (Will Arnett), for help.

Liz and Kenneth try to track Tracy down; Jack helps Jenna with her new project; Pete challenges the writers and crew to a contest.

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis.

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic Corvette.

When Gene becomes obsessed with an old handheld game, Bob offers to help with a school project in hopes of steering his son toward more interesting pursuits; Louise and Tina take over a grocery store kiddie ride.

When Louise, Gene and Tina try to track down a lost family recipe for a Mother's Day gift for Linda, first they have to navigate an old family feud.

Sideshow Bob, Springfield's new mayor, condemns the Simpson home.

Homer turns the toaster into a time vortex and becomes homicidal when his cable and beer are cut off.

Claire tackles spring cleaning; Phil has a difficult time when Luke seems to outperform him at many things; Haley tries to distract Alex by taking her to a music festival; Gloria attends Cameron's faculty talent show.

Phil is excited to give Jay a high-tech outdoor grill for his birthday; Claire and Mitchell propose a gift idea they don't expect Jay to accept; Luke and Manny are taught a lesson about drinking; Andy becomes awkward around Haley and her boyfriend.

Jay agrees to sub in on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league; Phil and Clair have an unexpectedly nice time with their neighbors; Gloria and Mitch agree to go out with Haley.

Claire won't let Phil buy a video game console; Jay and Gloria get into a disagreement over the types of toys Joe plays with; Haley wants to stand up for herself at work; Claire attempts to bribe the school principal.

All the regional precincts compete in a mandatory training course; Amy runs into an officer she used to date; Rosa is mad when Charles doesn't invite her to his wedding.

As Charles' best man, Jake must be involved with important wedding decisions including cake tasting and floral arrangements; Gina, Terry and Amy start an extreme diet; Rosa has to make a sincere apology.

When the Gang suspects Dee is menopausal, they scramble to find a new employee for Paddy's Pub; Dee decides to put her acting career on hold in order to mentor young actors.

The gang's in Dublin where Dennis ends up helping Frank with some of his business's dirty work; Mac and Charlie learn about their Irish heritage; Dee rushes to the set of an Irish soap opera, where she will play an "Obnoxious American MILF.".

Dennis and Dee explore their new accommodations in the countryside; Frank accompanies Charlie to find the truth about Charlie's Irish childhood pen pal; Mac has an identity crisis and decides to join the seminary.

Mac spends a day at the seminary to truly understand what it takes to become a priest; Dennis and Frank plan an elaborate trap to humiliate Charlie's pen pal; Dee prepares for a date with an Irish doctor; Charlie bonds with his pen pal.

When the Gang suspects Dee is menopausal, they scramble to find a new employee for Paddy's Pub; Dee decides to put her acting career on hold in order to mentor young actors.

The gang's in Dublin where Dennis ends up helping Frank with some of his business's dirty work; Mac and Charlie learn about their Irish heritage; Dee rushes to the set of an Irish soap opera, where she will play an "Obnoxious American MILF.".

Dennis and Dee explore their new accommodations in the countryside; Frank accompanies Charlie to find the truth about Charlie's Irish childhood pen pal; Mac has an identity crisis and decides to join the seminary.

Mac spends a day at the seminary to truly understand what it takes to become a priest; Dennis and Frank plan an elaborate trap to humiliate Charlie's pen pal; Dee prepares for a date with an Irish doctor; Charlie bonds with his pen pal.

When the Gang suspects Dee is menopausal, they scramble to find a new employee for Paddy's Pub; Dee decides to put her acting career on hold in order to mentor young actors.

The gang's in Dublin where Dennis ends up helping Frank with some of his business's dirty work; Mac and Charlie learn about their Irish heritage; Dee rushes to the set of an Irish soap opera, where she will play an "Obnoxious American MILF.".

Dennis and Dee explore their new accommodations in the countryside; Frank accompanies Charlie to find the truth about Charlie's Irish childhood pen pal; Mac has an identity crisis and decides to join the seminary.

Mac spends a day at the seminary to truly understand what it takes to become a priest; Dennis and Frank plan an elaborate trap to humiliate Charlie's pen pal; Dee prepares for a date with an Irish doctor; Charlie bonds with his pen pal.

Phil has second thoughts after he helps Haley talk Claire into letting Dylan move in; Mitch accepts a job working for Jay's biggest rival; Cameron and Gloria cannot agree on how to handle Manny's girl problem.

Hank wants to cancel "TGS," but Jack convinces him to let the cast and crew prove themselves with their 100th episode.

As Charlie and Rex head into the woods to track a missing photographer, a mysterious organization throws the investigation off its trail.

When Tina's new shirt is ridiculed by Tammy and Jocelyn in a Wagstaff News segment called "Wow or Weird," she goes to her fantasy world and writes about a futuristic world in which she is a robot.

When Tina's family read her erotic friend fiction, they find out what she's up to and try to stop her.

Cultures clash when the death of a Parisian journalist has Charlie and Rex partnering with a French detective in an investigation that whisks the team to Saint Pierre and Miquelon.

Charlie and Rex follow the route of a killer after a tech engineer is found dead in her company's self-driving car.

When a prominent member of an exclusive dating app is found with an arrow through his heart, Charlie must go undercover in the online dating scene.

Cultures clash when the death of a Parisian journalist has Charlie and Rex partnering with a French detective in an investigation that whisks the team to Saint Pierre and Miquelon.

Charlie and Rex follow the route of a killer after a tech engineer is found dead in her company's self-driving car.

When a prominent member of an exclusive dating app is found with an arrow through his heart, Charlie must go undercover in the online dating scene.

Cultures clash when the death of a Parisian journalist has Charlie and Rex partnering with a French detective in an investigation that whisks the team to Saint Pierre and Miquelon.

Phil can't get anyone else to care about tending to the eggs; Claire is anxious about bringing her closet ideas to Jay; Cameron gets over-attached to the frat guys living in the upstairs unit.

Claire wants to give Haley and Alex a great experience on Take your Daughter to Work Day but employees make things difficult; Jay has to help out at Joe's preschool when Gloria has jury duty; Mitch and Cam cannot agree on who to invite to a party.

Luke is arrested for driving without a license; Alex is caught sneaking out of a liquor store; Cam thinks Gloria should re-create and sell her family's hot sauce; Haley and Dylan have an awkward encounter with Beth and Andy.

When Gloria wins a family seminar at the school auction, Jay is resistant, Mitch and Cam try to come across as super stable, and Phil and Claire turn it into a competition; Haley and Alex get together to talk about boys.

Hank wants to cancel "TGS," but Jack convinces him to let the cast and crew prove themselves with their 100th episode.

Liz encounters an obstacle while trying to fix up her dream apartment; Jack must deal with a hostage situation; Tracy finds out Kenneth, Dotcom and Grizz got closer while he was away.

Leslie asks Dave and Andy to help her catch a teenage vandal; Ann tries to throw a fun Halloween party.

Leslie learns the library department, which is run by Ron's ex-wife (Megan Mullally), wants to take over her lot; Andy gets a job in hopes of winning back Ann.

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far.

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

A conversation about a house Phil is helping to sell gives everyone the idea to sneak in to enjoy it themselves; Jay and Gloria's plan to pay for a surprise family trip to Miami turns into a surprise for Gloria and then a bigger surprise for Jay.

The Dunphys travel to New York, while Mitch, Cam and Lily visit the Midwest, and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe go to Mexico; the family gets together for Father's Day.

Jay wants to make a good impression on a family moving in across the street; Manny tries to attract a radical thinker; the Dunphy family uses Alex's bout of mono to its advantage; Cam and Mitchell try to teach a message of acceptance.

Luke and Manny compete to be senior class president; Phil insists on introducing Haley to a marketing guru to help her business; Cam makes a rash decision when he finds out his star football player plans to move away.

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height.

The Gang attempts to ascend a mountain in order for Charlie to fulfill an old and mysterious Irish burial tradition; one by one, the Gang backs out until Charlie is left to honor the dead body alone.

The gang learns something when Charlie must use a wheelchair; Dennis and Dee's estranged father returns to town.

The gang uses unorthodox measures to save the bar from an overzealous business neighbor; Dennis and Dee's mother returns to town and makes Frank's life miserable.

Dennis and Dee quit their jobs and concoct a plan to go on welfare; Mac and Charlie suffer the consequences when Dennis and Dee quit.

The Gang attempts to ascend a mountain in order for Charlie to fulfill an old and mysterious Irish burial tradition; one by one, the Gang backs out until Charlie is left to honor the dead body alone.

The gang learns something when Charlie must use a wheelchair; Dennis and Dee's estranged father returns to town.

The gang uses unorthodox measures to save the bar from an overzealous business neighbor; Dennis and Dee's mother returns to town and makes Frank's life miserable.

Dennis and Dee quit their jobs and concoct a plan to go on welfare; Mac and Charlie suffer the consequences when Dennis and Dee quit.

The Gang attempts to ascend a mountain in order for Charlie to fulfill an old and mysterious Irish burial tradition; one by one, the Gang backs out until Charlie is left to honor the dead body alone.

The gang learns something when Charlie must use a wheelchair; Dennis and Dee's estranged father returns to town.

The gang uses unorthodox measures to save the bar from an overzealous business neighbor; Dennis and Dee's mother returns to town and makes Frank's life miserable.

Dennis and Dee quit their jobs and concoct a plan to go on welfare; Mac and Charlie suffer the consequences when Dennis and Dee quit.

After a City Hall mural is defaced, the members of the Parks Department compete to come up with a new design; Andy and Ron share an uncomfortable moment.

Tracy interrupts Liz's summer vacation; Jack feels lonely and turns to Kenneth; Jenna must choose between being the Wool Council spokeswoman and her relationship with Paul.

Charlie and Rex follow the route of a killer after a tech engineer is found dead in her company's self-driving car.

When Bob starts to lose his hair, Linda reminisces about his mustache and how it made her fall for him; the kids make up their own versions of how Bob and Linda met.

Bob thinks the upcoming Land Ship parade will increase business - until he learns two porta-potties will be in front of his restaurant; Tina's friends tell her she is boring.

When the circumstances of a murder appear to mimic a contentious crime from twenty years earlier, Charlie and Rex must connect the past to the present while fending off a true crime podcaster.

Charlie and Rex head underground into an allegedly haunted mine after a crew member turns up dead during a horror film shoot.

Charlie and Rex investigate the long list of enemies surrounding a vitriolic celebrity chef after a finger turns up in his Beef Wellington.

When the circumstances of a murder appear to mimic a contentious crime from twenty years earlier, Charlie and Rex must connect the past to the present while fending off a true crime podcaster.

Charlie and Rex head underground into an allegedly haunted mine after a crew member turns up dead during a horror film shoot.

Charlie and Rex investigate the long list of enemies surrounding a vitriolic celebrity chef after a finger turns up in his Beef Wellington.

When the circumstances of a murder appear to mimic a contentious crime from twenty years earlier, Charlie and Rex must connect the past to the present while fending off a true crime podcaster.

Phil is excited when he's invited to appear in a real estate segment for the local news; Phil meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine; Jay tries to improve Manny's video interview for a college application.

The Dunphys try to kick-start Luke's Halloween party; Cam confronts his Halloween nemesis; Jay plans to go to a party at an old enemy's home to deliver an unforgettable trick.

Phil considers becoming a member at Jay's favorite refuge; Claire is mistaken about her influence on Alex's choices; Cam holds back on telling Mitchell what his play is really about.

A rude parent at Lily's dance recital makes Cam angry; Jay, Claire and Mitch go to a family wedding and encounter Dede at the reception; Phil and Gloria go on a college tour with Luke and Manny.

Jack questions the family value of the network's new talent competition; Tracy gets frustrated at his inability to upset Liz; Kenneth prepares for the Rapture.

A video of Tracy on an offensive rant leaks online; Jack refuses to approve of Liz's boyfriend; Kenneth and Jenna turn to Kelsey Grammer for help.

Leslie invites herself on Ron's annual hunting trip to prove that she can hang with the guys; with everyone else away, April and Andy bond in the office.

Leslie finds out that Tom is getting a divorce and tries to cheer him up, but Tom is withholding an important detail about his marriage to Wendy.

Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

Haley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected; Luke unintentionally helps Jay with his petition; Gloria, Phil and Cam have a secret meeting.

Cam wants to throw a New Year's Day feast for the family; Phil's father arrives with his new girlfriend, who happens to be Phil's childhood baby sitter; Gloria and Jay must decide who will look after little Joe if something should happen to them.

Phil talks Jay into investing in a property he has long wanted to develop; Claire's culinary ventures aren't as successful as she thinks; Cam and Mitchell try to teach Lily the value of hard work.

After seeing an online video of his Fizbo costume being desecrated, Cam sets out to restore the character's good name; Phil meets his soon-to-be stepbrother; Manny enlists Gloria, Claire and Haley to do a read-through of his newest play.

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be; upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.

Barbara becomes jealous of Frank's new relationship with Dee and Dennis and that he's been dating; she tries to seduce Mac for revenge.

Dee agrees to take boxing lessons from Frank after being mugged; Mac and Dennis enter Charlie in an underground street fight match; Dee and Charlie dabble with performance enhancing supplements.

Mac, Dennis, Charlie and Dee are given community service for the arson mishap; Frank's attempt to bond with Dennis backfires.

A leaky pipe at Paddy's creates a water stain in the shape of Virgin Mary; the gang tries to make money off of the mistake.

Barbara becomes jealous of Frank's new relationship with Dee and Dennis and that he's been dating; she tries to seduce Mac for revenge.

Dee agrees to take boxing lessons from Frank after being mugged; Mac and Dennis enter Charlie in an underground street fight match; Dee and Charlie dabble with performance enhancing supplements.

Mac, Dennis, Charlie and Dee are given community service for the arson mishap; Frank's attempt to bond with Dennis backfires.

A leaky pipe at Paddy's creates a water stain in the shape of Virgin Mary; the gang tries to make money off of the mistake.

Barbara becomes jealous of Frank's new relationship with Dee and Dennis and that he's been dating; she tries to seduce Mac for revenge.

Dee agrees to take boxing lessons from Frank after being mugged; Mac and Dennis enter Charlie in an underground street fight match; Dee and Charlie dabble with performance enhancing supplements.

Mac, Dennis, Charlie and Dee are given community service for the arson mishap; Frank's attempt to bond with Dennis backfires.

A leaky pipe at Paddy's creates a water stain in the shape of Virgin Mary; the gang tries to make money off of the mistake.

A meeting with a disgraced councilman lands Leslie in the middle of a sex scandal; when Ron offers to cover for Leslie for a day, he quickly discovers how much work she really does.

Tracy leads a protest defending idiots everywhere; Jack finds time to face off with Devin Banks (Will Arnett) and meddle in Liz's relationship by issuing Criss (James Marsden) an ultimatum.

Charlie and Rex head underground into an allegedly haunted mine after a crew member turns up dead during a horror film shoot.

When Louise reveals that she hasn't been scared before, the Belchers visit a haunted house; the trip is more frightening than anticipated.

Louise decides to take matters into her own hands after a family vote goes against buying a new couch.

Charlie is unable to let a serial arsonist case rest, even when he is in the hospital with a broken leg; working from his bed, he hopes to identify the arsonist before he strikes again.

Charlie and Rex find themselves at the mercy of a dangerous crime kingpin from their past when they enlist his help on a case.

When Sarah ́s former professor is allegedly framed for murder, Sarah calls Charlie and Rex to untangle the perfect crime.

Charlie is unable to let a serial arsonist case rest, even when he is in the hospital with a broken leg; working from his bed, he hopes to identify the arsonist before he strikes again.

Charlie and Rex find themselves at the mercy of a dangerous crime kingpin from their past when they enlist his help on a case.

When Sarah ́s former professor is allegedly framed for murder, Sarah calls Charlie and Rex to untangle the perfect crime.

During a weekend off, Jake decides to tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable; Amy plans a trip with Teddy (Kyle Bornheimer); Rosa and Gina share a secret with Charles.

When Jake's investigation into a philanthropic leader is shut down, he turns to Amy and reluctant Capt. Holt for help; premarital problems leave Charles devastated.

Ann sets Leslie up on a blind date; one of Ann's old friends makes Mark feel insecure.

Following a date with Justin in Indianapolis, Leslie hosts a dinner party at her house to try to impress him.

Liz tries to find a new best friend after being betrayed by Jenna; Tracy thinks about death; a misdelivered gift causes Jack some embarrassment.

Liz and Jack clash over her contract; Kenneth changes his page assignment; Tracy and Jenna get a job entertaining at a bar mitzvah.

Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own.

Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when a snowstorm derails Bob's trip home with an injured Gayle (Megan Mullally).

A grumpy mall Santa (Henry Winkler) threatens to put Gene, Tina and Louise on the naughty list, inspiring them to arrange a musical performance in hopes of changing Santa's mind before Christmas.

Bart falls hard for a preacher's daughter who ends up being not-so-innocent.

Lisa and Bart are put in direct competition when Lisa joins a hockey team to avoid failing gym.

Phil rethinks his original dream after realizing his property investment with Jay might turn out to be a bust; Cam lands in the hospital due to a head injury; Gloria surprises Claire with a day of luxury at the office.

NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan attend the charity basketball game Phil is playing in; Gloria's nemesis tries to shame her for lack of support at Manny's school; Claire tries to keep a work mistake secret from Jay.

Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn containing the ashes of Cam's beloved pet pig, Lilly; Cam tries to catch Mitchell in a lie.

Mitch and Cam fight the effects of sleeping pills while rushing to catch a flight; Haley and Rainer re-evaluate their relationship; Phil and Claire meet Alex's new boyfriend when they pay her a surprise visit.

After Holt is transferred, the precinct's new captain arrives, creating chaos; Amy and Jake face the consequences of their kiss.

Another personnel change could threaten Jake and Amy's burgeoning relationship; Terry helps Holt with a public relations matter; Gina and Rosa hope to change Charles' mind when he falls for a fellow officer (Archie Panjabi).

The gang becomes interested in politics when Frank explains how easy it is to elicit bribes from politicians.

After a rousing debate on people's rights and freedoms, Mac and Dennis run Paddy's without rules or restrictions.

Dee receives numerous e-mails on her myspace.com page from a stranger claiming to be her and Dennis' father.

Dennis becomes disappointed after joining an environmentalist group; Dee and Mac decide to raise a baby they find in a dumpster.

The gang becomes interested in politics when Frank explains how easy it is to elicit bribes from politicians.

After a rousing debate on people's rights and freedoms, Mac and Dennis run Paddy's without rules or restrictions.

Dee receives numerous e-mails on her myspace.com page from a stranger claiming to be her and Dennis' father.

Dennis becomes disappointed after joining an environmentalist group; Dee and Mac decide to raise a baby they find in a dumpster.

The gang becomes interested in politics when Frank explains how easy it is to elicit bribes from politicians.

After a rousing debate on people's rights and freedoms, Mac and Dennis run Paddy's without rules or restrictions.

Dee receives numerous e-mails on her myspace.com page from a stranger claiming to be her and Dennis' father.

Dennis becomes disappointed after joining an environmentalist group; Dee and Mac decide to raise a baby they find in a dumpster.

Phil gets the Dunphy clan to show up in costume for Frank's Roaring '20s-themed wedding; Jay masters the art of saying no; Cam stands up to his sister, Pam.

Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny show support for gender equality and the women's movement in their own ways; Jay and Phil butt heads over their parking attendant; Cam feels jealous when Pam prefers Mitchell's help with the baby.

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.

Homer is accused of sexual harassment by a babysitter and the incident is made into a TV movie.

When Bob throws a dinner party, Gayle takes advantage of the opportunity to introduce her new love interest to the family; a long-standing feud is revealed.

After hearing about a mythical creature that lives locally, Gene leads his siblings and their friends on a mission to find it; downtime at the restaurant brings out Linda's competitive nature.

After a woman is found dead in the snow, Charlie and Rex have a pool of unconnected suspects with only one thing in common - the victim was convinced they were all her family.

On the third anniversary of Charlie and Rex ́s partnership, Charlie recounts how a high-stakes kidnapping brought the duo together on their first case.

While on the hunt for an escaped murderer, Charlie and Rex are held hostage; when a greater threat emerges, Charlie and his captor are forced to work together if they ́re going to make it out alive.

After a woman is found dead in the snow, Charlie and Rex have a pool of unconnected suspects with only one thing in common - the victim was convinced they were all her family.

On the third anniversary of Charlie and Rex ́s partnership, Charlie recounts how a high-stakes kidnapping brought the duo together on their first case.

While on the hunt for an escaped murderer, Charlie and Rex are held hostage; when a greater threat emerges, Charlie and his captor are forced to work together if they ́re going to make it out alive.

Jake thinks an art gallery owner named Genevieve (Mary Lynn Rajskub) is Boyle's soul mate and tries to set them up on a date; Rosa tracks an inter-precinct theft; Holt asks Amy for help with an image campaign.

Jake asks Holt for help keeping a case involving a serial killer under the radar; a former adversary makes demands of Amy and Rosa; Terry develops a new obsession.

Leslie objects to a deal the Parks Department forms with a local company to sell energy bars in Pawnee; Mark agrees to help Tom move.

Leslie and Justin reunite her mother with an old flame for Valentine's Day; Andy's band is nervous about playing a gig at the Senior Center.

Criss (James Marsden) and Liz need a dining room table for their Valentine's Day celebration; Jack spends time with his mother-in-law (Mary Steenburgen); Frank and Tracy try to find a date for Lutz.

Criss (James Marsden) and Liz need a dining room table for their Valentine's Day celebration; Jack spends time with his mother-in-law (Mary Steenburgen); Frank and Tracy try to find a date for Lutz.

Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery; Jairo promises to heal Bob without doctors; the kids form a fake law firm.

A lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff; Bob tries to make improvements to the restaurant, but ends up driving customers away.

Grandpa's passion potion becomes a hit after it works wonders for Marge and Homer's drab sex life.

Searching for the cause of her fear of flying, Marge visits a psychiatrist after embarrassing her family while on an airplane.

Mitch and Jay end up at the same resort when they separately seek out a retreat from the family; Phil and Claire struggle to enjoy empty-nester life; not knowing what to do with himself while Mitch is away, Cam drops in on Gloria.

Jay picks up the pieces after Manny's father takes him out to celebrate graduation; the family prepares for Luke and Manny's big day.

Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny show support for gender equality and the women's movement in their own ways; Jay and Phil butt heads over their parking attendant; Cam feels jealous when Pam prefers Mitchell's help with the baby.

Phil is excited when he's invited to appear in a real estate segment for the local news; Phil meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine; Jay tries to improve Manny's video interview for a college application.

Holt and Peralta compete for the title of "amazing detective slash genius" in their third annual Halloween heist.

Jake and Charles talk Terry into going camping; Rosa receives relationship advice from Holt; Gina helps Amy prepare for a presentation.

The Philadelphia Eagles hold open tryouts, and Mac, Dennis and Dee use the event for their personal competition.

The McPoyle brothers and their sister, Margaret, take the gang hostage at their own bar; Frank tries to find his will after Charlie hid it.

Frank gleefully celebrates the sudden death of his ex-wife; both Dee and Frank become enraged at Barbara's will reading.

A Korean restaurateur threatens to bump Paddy's from the coveted and profitable stop on the city's annual pub crawl.

The Philadelphia Eagles hold open tryouts, and Mac, Dennis and Dee use the event for their personal competition.

The McPoyle brothers and their sister, Margaret, take the gang hostage at their own bar; Frank tries to find his will after Charlie hid it.

Frank gleefully celebrates the sudden death of his ex-wife; both Dee and Frank become enraged at Barbara's will reading.

A Korean restaurateur threatens to bump Paddy's from the coveted and profitable stop on the city's annual pub crawl.

The Philadelphia Eagles hold open tryouts, and Mac, Dennis and Dee use the event for their personal competition.

The McPoyle brothers and their sister, Margaret, take the gang hostage at their own bar; Frank tries to find his will after Charlie hid it.

Frank gleefully celebrates the sudden death of his ex-wife; both Dee and Frank become enraged at Barbara's will reading.

A Korean restaurateur threatens to bump Paddy's from the coveted and profitable stop on the city's annual pub crawl.

Haley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected; Luke unintentionally helps Jay with his petition; Gloria, Phil and Cam have a secret meeting.

Cam wants to throw a New Year's Day feast for the family; Phil's father arrives with his new girlfriend, who happens to be Phil's childhood baby sitter; Gloria and Jay must decide who will look after little Joe if something should happen to them.

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.

Due to a technicality, Homer is granted membership into an exclusive, clandestine and influential brotherhood called the Stonecutters.

The Belcher kids come to the rescue when a bounce house crisis strikes Regular-Sized Rudy's party; an unexpected guest at the restaurant forces Bob to face an old fear.

Gene and Courtney are asked be the new hosts of the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens their big break; Tina offers to organize the Valentine's Day fundraiser.

A mummified body is discovered in Newfoundland ́s tundra; Charlie and Rex set off in search of a community of survivalists who may be harboring a murderer.

A scuba diver washes ashore with his oxygen supply severed; Charlie dives into the Atlantic Ocean to uncover the secret he was killed to protect.

The near poisoning of a wealthy socialite throws the team into a perilous investigation that puts Charlie, Rex, and even Jesse in harms way.

A mummified body is discovered in Newfoundland ́s tundra; Charlie and Rex set off in search of a community of survivalists who may be harboring a murderer.

A scuba diver washes ashore with his oxygen supply severed; Charlie dives into the Atlantic Ocean to uncover the secret he was killed to protect.

The near poisoning of a wealthy socialite throws the team into a perilous investigation that puts Charlie, Rex, and even Jesse in harms way.

Jake and Amy's relationship gets in the way as they work a case involving a new street drug; Charles panics after damaging one of Holt's prized possessions; Terry teaches Rosa about discipline.

Terry's wife goes into labor sooner than expected; an Internet outage forces Charles and Amy to process all paperwork by hand; Holt has an encounter with an ex-boyfriend.

Ron wins an award for a project that Leslie began; Tom needs to find money to invest in a local Pawnee club.

Leslie must catch a possum that bit the mayor's dog; Mark refuses to bend the rules for Ron.

After Jack is mugged, he decides to run for mayor so he can protect the city's elite; Liz puts herself ahead of the good of the city; Jenna and Paul try acting like an average couple.

Jack gains a greater appreciation for leap day; Liz helps Jenna seduce an Internet billionaire; Tracy enlists the writers to help him spend a restaurant gift card that is nearly expired.

Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

When Bob and Linda decide to send Tina to horse camp, she realizes she has to say goodbye to her imaginary horse, Jericho; Linda creates a restaurant camp for Gene and Louise.

Bob's friend Warren offers to invest in the restaurant and give it a makeover.

Homer recalls events leading up to Maggie's birth.

While helping Principal Skinner with his astronomy, Bart discovers a comet spiraling down towards Springfield.

Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn containing the ashes of Cam's beloved pet pig, Lilly; Cam tries to catch Mitchell in a lie.

Mitch and Cam fight the effects of sleeping pills while rushing to catch a flight; Haley and Rainer re-evaluate their relationship; Phil and Claire meet Alex's new boyfriend when they pay her a surprise visit.

Phil gets the Dunphy clan to show up in costume for Frank's Roaring '20s-themed wedding; Jay masters the art of saying no; Cam stands up to his sister, Pam.

Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny show support for gender equality and the women's movement in their own ways; Jay and Phil butt heads over their parking attendant; Cam feels jealous when Pam prefers Mitchell's help with the baby.

Things get competitive when Jake and Rosa work on an international case with a pair of Swedish cops; Terry and Amy offer to help Gina get ready for a test; Holt asks Charles to be his partner in a squash tournament.

Charles' ex-wife tries to interfere with his relationship with Genevieve; Amy asks Terry for a recommendation letter; Holt and Rosa turn to Gina for help with a case.

Upon learning that Frank's making a "Hometown Visit" with his Golden Bachelor partners, the Gang rehearses their family dinner to appeal to America.

When Tammy and Trey, now in their 40s, show up to remove their teenage son from Paddy's, Dennis and Dee attempt to reconnect with their former prom dates; Frank's sudden disappearance sends Mac and Charlie on a mission to track down his whereabouts.

Upon learning that Frank's making a "Hometown Visit" with his Golden Bachelor partners, the Gang rehearses their family dinner to appeal to America.

Dee discovers the biggest loser from high school is now a successful fashion designer, making Dee the biggest loser now.

The gang tries to become famous; Frank, Charlie and Mac try their hands at news reporting; Dee and Dennis start club-hopping.

When Tammy and Trey, now in their 40s, show up to remove their teenage son from Paddy's, Dennis and Dee attempt to reconnect with their former prom dates; Frank's sudden disappearance sends Mac and Charlie on a mission to track down his whereabouts.

Upon learning that Frank's making a "Hometown Visit" with his Golden Bachelor partners, the Gang rehearses their family dinner to appeal to America.

When Tammy and Trey, now in their 40s, show up to remove their teenage son from Paddy's, Dennis and Dee attempt to reconnect with their former prom dates; Frank's sudden disappearance sends Mac and Charlie on a mission to track down his whereabouts.

The gang agrees to sell Paddy's when they get an offer they can't refuse; Dee and Charlie are forced to find jobs.

Frank, Dennis and Dee suspect Mac is the serial killer they read about; they devise a plan to catch him in the act.

Dennis' mistaken identity bothers him for the wrong reasons; Mac tries to bond with his ex-convict father, who bothers Dee.

When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob, Dennis must become a male escort to save them from a grisly fate.

Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better; Manny is set to direct Jay's dog bed commercial in hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend back.

Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before they make her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine; Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting in an attempt to spend some quality time together.

A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil.

Clown college graduate Homer's gigs are so successful, the mob believes he is Krusty.

Tina gets a chance to be a soloist in a play but is concerned the role will ruin her social status; Linda thinks her promising business plan might make the Belcher family rich.

The whole town gets involved when a journalist comes to profile the restaurant on the same day the kids play an epic prank.

A young woman is abducted from the very spot her friend was murdered two years earlier; Charlie and Rex race against time as they trail the suspects from the original investigation.

Rex is on trial after his DNA is discovered at the scene of the murder of Donovan's former police informant.

Charlie and Rex investigate a fairytale-turned-nightmare when a princess performer suspiciously dies at a child ́s birthday party.

A young woman is abducted from the very spot her friend was murdered two years earlier; Charlie and Rex race against time as they trail the suspects from the original investigation.

Rex is on trial after his DNA is discovered at the scene of the murder of Donovan's former police informant.

Charlie and Rex investigate a fairytale-turned-nightmare when a princess performer suspiciously dies at a child ́s birthday party.

Captain Holt and Jake contract the mumps during an investigation and decide to be quarantined together; Rosa tries to help Boyle mourn; Terry cleans up Hitchcock and Scully's mess.

When Jake and Amy go on their first vacation together on a cruise ship, they run into an adversary; Gina and Terry help Capt. Holt when his sister (Niecy Nash) visits unexpectedly.

After Jerry is mugged in a park, Leslie meets with the head ranger (Andy Samberg) in hopes of improving safety; everyone tries to be nicer to Jerry when he returns to the office.

Leslie plans a picnic lunch for Ron and former directors of the Parks Department; Tom poses for the cover of the summer events catalog.

In hope of hiding his relationship with Lynn (Susan Sarandon), Frank tries to convince his mother (Patti LuPone) that he is dating Liz; Jenna and Tracy try to determine what happened to Pete's missing whisky.

Jenna constructs a surprising plan to get publicity; Jack ends up parenting his teenage nemesis, Kaylie Hooper (Chloe Grace Moretz); Liz rejects Kenneth's new authority over TGS.

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Louise enters a contest that could give Tina a chance to meet the exiting member of a boy band; an interesting piece of history about Bob's restaurant leads to tension between Bob and Jimmy Pesto.

Tina's time volunteering at a nursing home forces her to rethink her ideas of love and romance; influenced by his friends, Bob makes questionable choices.

Bart tricks an Australian boy into accepting a collect call and the family must fly to Australia to make an apology.

Patty and Selma hold a bad investment over Homer's head, forcing him to cater to their every whim.

Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke realize the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, so they offer to give Haley the day off.

Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party; with Gloria's new internship taking up so much of her time, Jay starts feeling particularly neglected.

Gloria uses her alone time with the twins as an opportunity to secretly baptize them before Haley and Dylan get home; Claire deals with the fallout from the smart closet fiasco; Cam feuds with his school's mascot.

The Dunphy house is bursting at the seams when Dylan's hippie mom moves in and Claire's lonely stepdad, Jerry, wants to pay them a visit; Jay and Gloria attempt to help Manny get over his big breakup with Sherry.

On his birthday, Jake plans to introduce Amy to his mother (Katey Sagal), but he is surprised by the appearance of his father (Bradley Whitford); a new mandate involving body cams causes problems for Charles and Rose during a stakeout with Terry.

Charles is immediately jealous when Jake is reunited with his former partner (Damon Wayans Jr.), who now works in the neighboring precinct.

As Eva Longoria and Club Necaxa reel from Alexis Peña's injury, the team makes a bold move by bringing on Emilio "Pelon" Lara; a devoted fan's story of sacrifice reveals the deeper meaning of loyalty; a fiery match turns explosive.

The town honors its departed during Día de los Muertos, while "Los Rayos" struggle to keep their spirit alive after a string of painful defeats; Eva Longoria and the ownership group confront a gut-wrenching decision.

As Eva Longoria and Club Necaxa reel from Alexis Peña's injury, the team makes a bold move by bringing on Emilio "Pelon" Lara; a devoted fan's story of sacrifice reveals the deeper meaning of loyalty; a fiery match turns explosive.

The town honors its departed during Día de los Muertos, while "Los Rayos" struggle to keep their spirit alive after a string of painful defeats; Eva Longoria and the ownership group confront a gut-wrenching decision.

As Eva Longoria and Club Necaxa reel from Alexis Peña's injury, the team makes a bold move by bringing on Emilio "Pelon" Lara; a devoted fan's story of sacrifice reveals the deeper meaning of loyalty; a fiery match turns explosive.

The town honors its departed during Día de los Muertos, while "Los Rayos" struggle to keep their spirit alive after a string of painful defeats; Eva Longoria and the ownership group confront a gut-wrenching decision.

Alex's company puts her up at a new luxury apartment building with a number of high-profile residents that the family is eager to take advantage of; Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant's famous sliders for his food blog.

Phil pays a visit to his dad after hearing some concerning news about him; Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia that triggers them to reevaluate a long-held story about their first family vacation.

Marge comes up with a plan to increase Springfield's popularity.

Lisa looks into her future when she visits a fortuneteller's booth.

The Belchers try to help Bob's friend, Critter, after he lands in jail for unpaid parking tickets; Linda takes a job as a baby sitter.

When Louise contracts a bad case of the flu, Linda has a mishap trying to deliver Louise's favorite toy to her bedside; Louise has a wild, fever-induced dream.

Charlie and Rex are in grave danger as they find themselves captives of a kidnapper seeking vengeance.

An arsonist begins terrorizing a neighborhood with car bombs; Charlie and Rex race to find the next target before the case goes up in smoke.

When a murder appears to mimic an infamous crime spree from the past, Charlie and Rex rush to stop the culprit from continuing a serial killer's legacy.

Charlie and Rex are in grave danger as they find themselves captives of a kidnapper seeking vengeance.

An arsonist begins terrorizing a neighborhood with car bombs; Charlie and Rex race to find the next target before the case goes up in smoke.

When a murder appears to mimic an infamous crime spree from the past, Charlie and Rex rush to stop the culprit from continuing a serial killer's legacy.

Hitchcock and Scully force their way onto one of Jake's biggest cases to prove themselves; Gina and Amy help Rosa conquer a fear.

Jake isn't sure what to think when an unstable detective (Jason Mantzoukas) returns to the Nine-Nine after being under cover for years; the precinct's custodian takes issue with Charles' rebellious behavior; Holt asks Gina to direct a video.

Ron becomes upset when April mistakenly schedules meetings for him; Leslie fights to preserve a historic landmark.

When she hosts the late-night shift of a local telethon, Leslie gets a former professional basketball player as a celebrity guest; Mark has big plans for his relationship with Ann.

Feeling unworthy of a recent award, Jack tries to redeem himself by challenging the writers to a strategic game; Liz thinks she is cursed when her ex-boyfriend, Dennis (Dean Winters), shows up and tries to derail her relationship with Criss.

Liz tries to mentor Hazel; struggling to let go of his page duties, Kenneth goes to extremes to ensure Tracy is taken care of; Jack and Jenna scheme to get Avery back in the news.

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a cellphone by taking care Bob's prized eraser.

Tina seeks the help of Mr. Ambrose after Tammy steals her idea for the annual Halloween costume contest; Bob tries to find out who is stealing his perfectly crafted pumpkins.

Mr. Burns steals a litter of puppies, with plans to make a Greyhound-skin tuxedo.

When the faculty strikes at Bart's school, PTA member Marge becomes his teacher.

Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when a former resident of the house shows up unexpectedly; the Dunphys' old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, comes to visit with a big surprise for Phil; Manny's dad has a big opportunity for his son.

The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan heads to Paris so Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry; Claire has a secret rendezvous; Cam finally gets a chance to perform as Fizbo on the streets of Paris.

Phil and Claire take Haley and Dylan to dinner to reassure them they are not bad parents; Mitch and Cam chaperone on Lily's first date; Jay and Gloria attend Joe's school play.

Claire lands an interview for her dream job but is thwarted on her way to the interview by Phil's tricky staircase; Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby.

Holt's dog, Cheddar, goes missing while Amy and Jake are house-sitting during Holt's trip to Paris; Rosa's fling with Adrian Pimento (Jason Mantzoukas) distracts everyone at the precinct.

Terry solicits Jake's help to solve a case from his past and prove the precinct is not a joke; Charles and Adrian move in together; Amy, Holt and Rosa attend a training exercise.

When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob, Dennis must become a male escort to save them from a grisly fate.

Mac and Dee become vigilantes in an attempt to rid the neighborhood of the homeless; Frank and Dennis impersonate police officers; Charlie must step in and end his friends' corrupt activity.

Paddy's is accidentally put up as a prize for a dance marathon; the gang must enter the competition to save the bar from The Waitress and Father Mara.

Dee and Charlie develop an unsatiable cannibalistic hunger after mistakenly eating some of Frank's human meat; Mac and Dennis take hunting to the next level.

When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob, Dennis must become a male escort to save them from a grisly fate.

Mac and Dee become vigilantes in an attempt to rid the neighborhood of the homeless; Frank and Dennis impersonate police officers; Charlie must step in and end his friends' corrupt activity.

Paddy's is accidentally put up as a prize for a dance marathon; the gang must enter the competition to save the bar from The Waitress and Father Mara.

Dee and Charlie develop an unsatiable cannibalistic hunger after mistakenly eating some of Frank's human meat; Mac and Dennis take hunting to the next level.

When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob, Dennis must become a male escort to save them from a grisly fate.

Mac and Dee become vigilantes in an attempt to rid the neighborhood of the homeless; Frank and Dennis impersonate police officers; Charlie must step in and end his friends' corrupt activity.

Paddy's is accidentally put up as a prize for a dance marathon; the gang must enter the competition to save the bar from The Waitress and Father Mara.

Dee and Charlie develop an unsatiable cannibalistic hunger after mistakenly eating some of Frank's human meat; Mac and Dennis take hunting to the next level.

Mitchell is having a hard time letting go of his old life and Gloria steps in to help him say goodbye; Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house when Claire and Phil leave for a trip; Dylan's mom takes the twins for the night.

Liz's version of Jack and Avery's romance leaves Jack confused about his feelings for Diana; Jenna and Tracy battle Weird Al Yankovic; Kenneth gets a new job at the network.

Charlie and Rex are in grave danger as they find themselves captives of a kidnapper seeking vengeance.

Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save clients money on every order, but he soon realizes that things are too good to be true.

Tina has a mishap that gets her thrown into detention, forcing Bob and Linda to let Gene and Louise stay home alone; Bob and Linda get into a jam with their accountant.

Charlie lets Rex take the lead as they investigate a murder at a prestigious dog show.

Trapped in an isolated mansion during a storm, Charlie and Rex uncover a wannabe-killer after the hostess is drugged; Sarah fights to keep her alive.

Jesse's friend vanishes; Charlie and Rex discover the man was living two separate lives.

Charlie lets Rex take the lead as they investigate a murder at a prestigious dog show.

Trapped in an isolated mansion during a storm, Charlie and Rex uncover a wannabe-killer after the hostess is drugged; Sarah fights to keep her alive.

Jesse's friend vanishes; Charlie and Rex discover the man was living two separate lives.

Charlie lets Rex take the lead as they investigate a murder at a prestigious dog show.

Mitchell and Cam settle into their new normal; Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out; as Gloria becomes more successful at work, she notices Jay and the kids don't seem to need her as much.

Phil is determined to scare Claire on Halloween; Gloria feels self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she is Jay's wife; Mitch and Cam go to the WeHo Halloween Carnival after Lily decides to go to her first Halloween party alone.

The family struggles with goodbyes.

Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better; Manny is set to direct Jay's dog bed commercial in hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend back.

Jack works to come up with an idea that will transform KableTown; Liz tries to stick to her new hobby; Jenna thinks she is cursed; Hazel obsesses over Liz.

Pete's self-evaluation spurs Jack to take him on as a project; Tracy discovers he likes the way Liz smells; Kenneth helps Jenna with revenge.

A visit from two state auditors (Adam Scott and Rob Lowe) puts Leslie's new park plans on hold; April has a plan for Andy.

Leslie decides to take matters into her own hands when Ben (Adam Scott) stops her from holding a children's concert; Mark faces some big decisions; Andy is surprised by some romantic attention.

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.

Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before they make her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine; Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting in an attempt to spend some quality time together.

Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke realize the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, so they offer to give Haley the day off.

Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party; with Gloria's new internship taking up so much of her time, Jay starts feeling particularly neglected.

Gloria uses her alone time with the twins as an opportunity to secretly baptize them before Haley and Dylan get home; Claire deals with the fallout from the smart closet fiasco; Cam feuds with his school's mascot.

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

Mac, Dennis and Charlie invest in barrels of gasoline and sell them door to door; Dee and Frank discover that Bruce plans to give money to a Muslim center.

Charlie asks Mac to beat up the waitress's new boyfriend; Dennis tries to convince Charlie that they are best friends.

After Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives; Frank, Dee and Dennis find unique ways of dealing with the loss.

After Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives; Frank, Dee and Dennis find unique ways of dealing with the loss.

Mac, Dennis and Charlie invest in barrels of gasoline and sell them door to door; Dee and Frank discover that Bruce plans to give money to a Muslim center.

Charlie asks Mac to beat up the waitress's new boyfriend; Dennis tries to convince Charlie that they are best friends.

After Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives; Frank, Dee and Dennis find unique ways of dealing with the loss.

After Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives; Frank, Dee and Dennis find unique ways of dealing with the loss.

Mac, Dennis and Charlie invest in barrels of gasoline and sell them door to door; Dee and Frank discover that Bruce plans to give money to a Muslim center.

Charlie asks Mac to beat up the waitress's new boyfriend; Dennis tries to convince Charlie that they are best friends.

After Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives; Frank, Dee and Dennis find unique ways of dealing with the loss.

After Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives; Frank, Dee and Dennis find unique ways of dealing with the loss.

Leslie asks Ann to help her convince Chris and Ben to give the parks department more money; Ron and Andy coach basketball; April makes an announcement.

Liz encourages Jack to open up to his ailing mother; Jenna dates a musician; Tracy tries to convince his son to forgo college.

Trapped in an isolated mansion during a storm, Charlie and Rex uncover a wannabe-killer after the hostess is drugged; Sarah fights to keep her alive.

Gene and Louise try to ruin their day-before-Thanksgiving play to save their long weekend; Linda finds a potato that resembles her late grandfather.

Bob unexpectedly gets involved in an intense gingerbread house-building competition with Mr. Fischoeder's friends; Linda and Teddy take the kids caroling.

A magician dies during a practice-run of her latest routine; Charlie and Rex must look beyond the smoke and mirrors to uncover the truth.

Charlie and Rex witness an armed robbery during a trip to the bank; they discover a connection to a string of ingenious unsolved heists.

Rex proves himself worthy when he tails a kidnapper; Charlie and team realize that the abduction is part of a plan.

A magician dies during a practice-run of her latest routine; Charlie and Rex must look beyond the smoke and mirrors to uncover the truth.

Charlie and Rex witness an armed robbery during a trip to the bank; they discover a connection to a string of ingenious unsolved heists.

Rex proves himself worthy when he tails a kidnapper; Charlie and team realize that the abduction is part of a plan.

A magician dies during a practice-run of her latest routine; Charlie and Rex must look beyond the smoke and mirrors to uncover the truth.

The Dunphy house is bursting at the seams when Dylan's hippie mom moves in and Claire's lonely stepdad, Jerry, wants to pay them a visit; Jay and Gloria attempt to help Manny get over his big breakup with Sherry.

Alex's company puts her up at a new luxury apartment building with a number of high-profile residents that the family is eager to take advantage of; Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant's famous sliders for his food blog.

Phil pays a visit to his dad after hearing some concerning news about him; Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia that triggers them to reevaluate a long-held story about their first family vacation.

Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when a former resident of the house shows up unexpectedly; the Dunphys' old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, comes to visit with a big surprise for Phil; Manny's dad has a big opportunity for his son.

Jack sets Liz up on a date to illustrate what she's missing with Criss; Jack's plan to manufacture couches hits a speed bump; Tracy helps Jenna stage a public meltdown.

Angie brings "Queen of Jordan" back to "TGS"; news about Avery forces Jack to confront his feelings for her mother; Liz finds herself in a feud.

Leslie comes down with the flu while planning the local Harvest Festival; Andy and Ron bond.

Leslie plans to bury a time capsule that summarizes life in Pawnee; Andy asks Chris for help winning April back.

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan heads to Paris so Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry; Claire has a secret rendezvous; Cam finally gets a chance to perform as Fizbo on the streets of Paris.

Phil and Claire take Haley and Dylan to dinner to reassure them they are not bad parents; Mitch and Cam chaperone on Lily's first date; Jay and Gloria attend Joe's school play.

Claire lands an interview for her dream job but is thwarted on her way to the interview by Phil's tricky staircase; Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby.

Mitchell is having a hard time letting go of his old life and Gloria steps in to help him say goodbye; Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house when Claire and Phil leave for a trip; Dylan's mom takes the twins for the night.