Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.

Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.

Actor Sean Hayes tells Drew about his movies "The Running Man" and "Is This Thing On?"

Christopher Petroni joins Drew and Sunny Anderson to cook something up in the kitchen; Drew is joined by Sebastian Maniscalco at the tasting table.

Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house; but he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by three thoughtful friends.

Andy visits Barney at the Raleigh police department and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy.

Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.

Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.

Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col. Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge.

The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot who doesn't want to quit and a twice-wounded GI who does.

A married nurse who had a serious relationship with Hawkeye when she was single is assigned to the 4077th.

A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.

Matt & Doc are troubled by a meddlesome woman as they escort an escaped convict.

A band of outlaws holds Festus, a young widow and her two children as hostages.

When a railroad company tries to force Jim Graham off his land, Matt blocks its efforts.

A slick-talking salesman attended by three dissatisfied customers is rescued by a farm widow.

Matt has a long, hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner, pursued the entire way by the man's gang.

Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy.

When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend.

Peggy McMillan and Andy get along fine until he learns her father is rich.

The new mayor of Mayberry is critical of Andy's work as sheriff.

When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood.

The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.

Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.

Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.

When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joyriding.

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.

Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.

After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.

Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.

After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.

Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.

The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

Blanche's unmarried daughter announces her desire to have a baby.

Rose has to go and get a job when she loses her late husband's pension, where she is confronted for the first time by ageism.

Dorothy's beau gives up a lucrative legal practice to become a circus clown.

Rose feels insecure about her romance with a college professor.

Sophia faces a moral dilemma when an ill friend asks for help in ending her life.

Blanche turns the tables and proposes to her brother-in-law.

Dorothy decides to do something with her life by signing up for a comedy spot at the Comedy Barrel, but Sophia is unimpressed; Blanche is having tax problems, but decides it's nothing that a négligée won't put right.

Dorothy sends her unemployed son to live with his equally irresponsible father.

Blanche renews hostilities with her sister when she travels home to attend her father's funeral.

The ladies grow tired of Christmas shopping during a heat wave; they volunteer to serve Christmas dinner at a soup kitchen.

The girls help a pregnant teen and play host to Blanche's visiting pen pal.

Blanche cannot bring herself to enter the hospital following her boyfriend's heart attack.

Rose prepares herself for a visit from her boyfriend's daughter; Blanche schemes to meet wealthy men.

Sophia visits Brooklyn, N.Y., for her anniversary, hoping to confront the ghost of her dead husband.

Blanche must have a pacemaker implanted and worries that it will affect her sex life.

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile."

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

Brie Larson and Courtney McBroom tell Drew about their new cookbook and make a delicious dish for her in the kitchen.

In the blowout edition of The Weekender, Drew brings all of the top suggestions for how to have a perfect weekend.

Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.

Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.

Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity.

A rumor that the 4077th is going to "bug out" becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.

A rumor that the 4077th is going to "bug out" becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.

When Hot Lips phones from Tokyo to say there is big news, Frank assumes it is his expected promotion.

Hawkeye's face is badly burned when a stove he is trying to fix explodes.

Matt's friend becomes a murderer because of his fanatic opposition to the killing of a renegade wolf.

In Matt's absence, deputy Newly tracks down a wanted man, saves him from bounty hunters and does his best to prove the man's innocence.

An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children.

Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life.

Kitty's jealousy of an escaped murderer's girlfriend complicates Matt's efforts to recapture the man.

Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console him.

Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning to stop selling produce from their truck.

The Mayberry band, which has more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition.

Floyd tries to impress his pen pal Madelyn Grayson, a rich widow, by pretending to be a wealthy man. Things get complicated when Madelyn decides to visit Mayberry and meet him face-to-face.

Opie is jealous of all the time his father spends with his new girlfriend, so he feigns several illnesses to keep them apart.

Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts.

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.

Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.

A young man claims to be the illegitimate son of Blanche's late husband.

Rose must test for AIDS following the revelation that she may have received a tainted transfusion.

Rose's childhood love reappears and vies with Miles for her attention.

Blanche's love life is the basis for her sister's romantic novel.

It's a new beauty backgrounder with hairstylist Chris Appleton, and he tells Drew all about the latest trend: the bob.

Vince Gilligan (show "Pluribus"); Jaleel White (game show "Flip Side") tells Valerie Bertinelli and Ross Mathews about having been a child actor.

Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.

Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible.

Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour.

County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.

Radar's sudden promotion to lieutenant stuns everyone but Hawkeye and B.J., who were responsible.

The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.

Hot Lips' mysterious disappearance so disturbs Frank that he shoots B.J. while preparing to search for her.

Ruthless gunman Mannon (Steve Forrest) shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes the citizens of Dodge City.

Two hillbillies attempt to swindle the townspeople of Dodge City by selling them worthless mining claims.

A respected rancher is found to have been a notoriously cruel Civil War commandant.

Doc Adams' life is in jeopardy when he is the only witness to a killing and the murderer becomes his patient.

Three bounty hunters hold Doc, Kitty, Sam and Louie captive in the Long Branch.

Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket.

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.

Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.

Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism.

Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancée; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.

A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.

Dorothy sees an old flame; Blanche and Sophia fall prey to con artists.

Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds.

Dorothy's gambling addiction worries Sophia; Blanche dates a co-worker.

An FBI agent investigates the girls ahead of a possible visit from President Bush, which leads them to reminisce about their experiences together.

"Shrinking" star Jessica Williams tells Drew all about the new season of the hit show.

Anastasia Soare, CEO of Anastasia Beverly Hills, joins Drew for a beauty backgrounder on how to achieve the perfect eyebrows.

Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his "most unforgettable character" for a school essay.

Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest.

Mary Carter accepts Opie's invitation to a party, then throws him over at the last minute.

Howard, a last-minute substitution on the bowling team, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game.

Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.

Frank is antagonistic toward a wounded North Korean officer who describes his own injury and correctly diagnoses the wounds of other patients.

Exhausted from 24 hours of duty, Hawkeye and Col. Potter respond to a desperate call from a Korean army hospital requesting surgeons.

Vengeful night riders from Missouri invade Dodge and challenge the authority of Festus Haggen.

The owner of a farmhouse where Festus and a wounded robber are lodged tries to kill the thief and take the stolen money.

An ex-slave is bribed by two desperadoes to steal an important document from a wounded Matt Dillon.

Kitty refuses to turn over to an out-of-town sheriff a man she believes innocent of murder.

An old friend of Matt's (Steve Ihnat) tracks his wife's killers to Dodge City then wants to deal with them in his own way.

Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry.

Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry.

Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high-school sweethearts at the Mayberry Class of '45 reunion.

Rafe Hollister, a farmer with a golden voice, is chosen to represent Mayberry at a musical, but Mayor Stoner believes he looks too seedy. It is then up to Andy to make Rafe presentable enough.

Opie meets Arnold Winkler, a spoiled kid who teaches him how to manipulate Andy into increasing his allowance by throwing tantrums.

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).

George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."

Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.

The girls continue to reminisce about their experiences together; an FBI agent announces that President Bush will be visiting their home; Dorothy readies a list of points to make to the president.

Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth.

Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital.

Stan interests Dorothy in re-establishing a relationship; Rose makes an ill-advised sale.

A special food edition of the weekender with Ross Mathews, Stacey Rusch and Pilar Valdes.

Tom Pelphrey (thriller series "Task"); Mark Rober and Elmo (Netflix special "Merry Giftmas").

Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico.

Andy must cancel a big date with Helen when he has to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, N.C.

Andy sends Opie to an exclusive camp for boys, where he makes a wealthy friend.

Millie's former boyfriend threatens to beat up Howard if the two don't break up.

Sudden symptoms of illness in Hot Lips and in Col. Potter's favorite mare cause concern in the 4077th.

Mysterious happenings in the 4077th seem to confirm the Korean belief in an unseen world of demons and ancestral spirits.

Hawkeye's extreme exhaustion manifests itself in the form of nocturnal basketball games and frightening nightmares.

Radar is accepted to the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School" and begins recording his impressions of the 4077th.

Matt is pursued by the older brother of a stagecoach robber he arrested.

Matt's predecessor is released from prison, and comes seeking revenge against the current marshal.

Matt helps a teenage girl defend her brother, who is being railroaded on a homicide charge.

A con-man dying from a heart ailment arrives in Dodge City and helps save Matt's life.

A mixed-race Apache Indian reservation policeman tracks a band of renegades to Dodge City. While in the area, he visits his mother, who refuses to acknowledge him due to his race.

Andy uses common sense and Barney uses modern technology to solve several burglaries at a filling station.

Andy's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and a new teacher.

Colonel Harvey, a traveling salesman, arrives at Mayberry and captivates Aunt Bee, who buys Harvey's dubious elixir and invites him for dinner. When Andy and Barney find Aunt Bee clearly drunk, they analyze Harvey's elixir.

Andy unexpectedly has his hands full as The Darlings, a family of musicians from the mountains, arrive in Mayberry to meet a bus due the next day.

Malcolm Meriwether, an English tourist, passes by Mayberry on a bicycle. After causing a traffic accident, he agrees to work off the damages as Andy's personal valet.

Barney spends his life savings to buy a used car. Unbeknownst to him, the car is actually a lemon and has several issues and defects.

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl."

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.

Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.

Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.

Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns, and she must sort out her feelings.

As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.

A little bit more from Sunny Anderson and Drew, sharing how to use one ingredient two ways.

Drew shares more from her interview with Brittany Snow.

Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.

Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.

Opie joins a rock 'n' roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.

Aunt Bee goes picnicking and dining out with a charming lecturer.

Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye radios a Navy buddy for help, but his call is interpreted as a medical emergency.

The company's young Korean table tennis champion persuades Hawkeye and B.J. to lend him money for an engagement ring.

A football hero creates a perplexing psychological problem for Hawkeye and B.J. when he suffers a wound that will end his career.

When B.J. attempts to comfort a nurse who has marriage troubles, he discovers a romantic problem of his own.

An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble.

A band of Comanches pursues Matt as he crosses the desert with a prisoner.

A man is accused of murder after being found drunk beside a dying man.

A schoolmarm's crooked relatives begin a moonshining operation in Dodge City.

A family of thieves takes Festus and a woman schoolteacher hostage in Cimarron territory.

After Opie is struck with puppy love, Barney tries to show him how to handle women.

Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own.

A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official.

The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene.

Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times.

Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins."

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.

Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.

Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.

After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.

Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.

Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.

Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.

Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.

Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.

Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.

DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board.

Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.

Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.

Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.

George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike.

Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.

Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.

Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.

Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.

Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.

Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.

Christine mistakes a good-looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.

On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.

When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.

Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.

Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.

Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.

Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.

Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.

Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.

Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.

Blanche's childhood nanny pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.

Dorothy receives pressure because she refuses to give a passing grade to the school football star.

Dorothy does not pay heed to Sophia's advice about the rekindled romance with Stan.

Sophia wants to join a convent, but finds the rules too strict; Blanche is in an accident.

Blanche dreams of a visit from her deceased husband; Dorothy finds herself in a love triangle while looking to meet her ideal man.

Sophia becomes a sexy seductress to lure Tony into bed; Rose promises celibacy.

The unexpected happens when Blanche tries to break up with her disabled boyfriend.

Dorothy tries to mend the rift between her mother and recently widowed sister-in-law, Brenda, at her brother's funeral.

Miles feels he is competing with Rose's late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame.

Blanche's brother Clayton arrives from Atlanta with his boyfriend, Doug; Blanche claims to have accepted Clay's sexual orientation, but actually witnessing his lifestyle throws her a curve.

When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.

When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan, Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.

While Dorothy makes wedding arrangements, the others interview potential housemate Truby.

Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year."

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.