Brand new series - Ibiza, Baby!: Hit reality spin-off. Captain Glenn and the Parsifal III team return for another sizzling season cruising the party capital of the world: Ibiza! (S5 Ep1/16).

A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom: Sheldon struggles with his new-found popularity after he uses statistics to help the school football team. (S1 Ep5/22).

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac: Sheldon is determined to be proved right when a NASA official comes to school and dismisses one of his scientific suggestions. (S1 Ep6/22).

Honeymoon: Peralta and Santiago see a familiar face on their honeymoon. Gina and Boyle get into a family squabble. Jeffords must live up to his new nickname. (S6 Ep1).

Fight or Flight: After a reunion weekend with Phil's old buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first-class seat left on the flight home, leaving Phil in coach. (S6 Ep15).

Connection Lost: Claire's computer becomes the hub of all the family's activities when she gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. (S6 Ep16).

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep6/10).

48 Hours: Peralta jumps the gun and makes an arrest without enough evidence, leaving himself only 48 hours to collect the proof he needs before the suspect is released. (S1 Ep7).

Old School: Peralta is overjoyed when his hero, crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, visits the precinct, but things soon go awry. Jeffords and Boyle prepare Diaz for a day in court. (S1 Ep8).

Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts: Superintendent Chalmers' unconventional approach to teaching Bart about US history sparks a fascination with President Teddy Roosevelt. (S23 Ep2/22).

Replaceable You: When Homer loses his job to his eager new assistant, he teams up with Ned to reveal her evil past. (S23 Ep4/22).

A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run: The kids try to suggest ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr her secret brisket recipe. (S1 Ep7/22).

Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair: In an attempt to bond with Sheldon, George Sr takes the boys on a trip to see the space shuttle launch. (S1 Ep8/22).

Wine Weekend: The family go on a wine-tasting trip, and Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house - but they can't bring anyone else. (S9 Ep16).

Royal Visit: When Haley's astrophysicist boyfriend visits, Claire and Phil compete to prove who's smarter. Mitch and Cam go to a yoga retreat. (S9 Ep17).

Pilot: The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1).

The Big Bran Hypothesis: Sheldon sneaks into Penny's flat to tidy it. She's not happy about it. (S1 Ep2).

The Fuzzyboots Corollary: Leonard is upset when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he plucks up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3).

The Luminous Fish Effect: Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, so Leonard has to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4).

Full Boyle: Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17).

The Apartment: Peralta is in danger of losing his flat but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. The officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18).

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22).

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22).

The Griffin Equivalency: Full of confidence after being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4).

The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5).

The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, and her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6).

The Panty Piñata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7).

Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21).

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21).

Dude, Where's My Ranch?: After Homer has a hit record with an anti-Ned Flanders Christmas carol, the family decide to get away from it all at a ranch. (S14 Ep18/22).

In the Name of the Grandfather: Homer takes the family to Ireland so that Grampa can visit quaint village pub O'Flanagan's one last time. (S20 Ep14/21).

Brand new series - Tender Bender: Gary crashes the tender. Danni and Keith continue to flirt, but a cute host catches Danni's eye. And Gary and Daisy's friendship remains rocky. (S5 Ep2/16).

The Goggleboxers watch The Gentlemen, Casualty, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, Crufts, Queens, Martin Compston's Norwegian Fling and ITV News (Princess of Wales). (S23 Ep5).

Ex-strongman Matt meets midwife Kat, who has a big story to tell. Will Devon housekeeper Luke's dream of an 'upbeat, fun Latino' come to life in the shape of David from Portugal? (S16 Ep6).

Sapphire hopes to find her ideal woman by stripping back the clothes. Kieron, who's been single for three years, chooses from six women in the Naked Attraction pods. (S1 Ep4).

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency: Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8).

The Vengeance Formulation: Howard massively overcompensates for avoiding Bernadette. (S3 Ep9).

King Leer: Moe inherits a mattress business from his father, then lands in an all-out war with his siblings. (S29 Ep16/21).

Brand new series - Hot Rick: Beth keeps her family together as Series 8 concludes. (S8 Ep10/10).

Brand new series - The Monahans and MacGoverns: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson. Star-crossed young lovers from feuding families ask the team for help. (S4 Ep6).

Brand new series - The Death of Lyle Victor Linkus: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson. The debate over the death penalty is settled - once and for all. (S4 Ep7).

The Tattler: Peralta and Gina attend their 20-year high school reunion. Boyle helps Diaz with a decision. A radio show mystery sound contest baffles the guys. (S6 Ep3).

Four Movements: Gina plays a game of chess with Captain Holt, goes out for lunch with Diaz and Santiago, and infiltrates an expensive social club with Peralta. (S6 Ep4).

Bev to the Future: When Adam takes Beverly to her high school reunion, he tries to prevent a reality where she winds up with the wrong man. (S10 Ep22).

Brand new series - Tender Bender: Gary crashes the tender. Danni and Keith continue to flirt, but a cute host catches Danni's eye. And Gary and Daisy's friendship remains rocky. (S5 Ep2/16).

A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run: The kids try to suggest ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr her secret brisket recipe. (S1 Ep7/22).

Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair: In an attempt to bond with Sheldon, George Sr takes the boys on a trip to see the space shuttle launch. (S1 Ep8/22).

The Tattler: Peralta and Gina attend their 20-year high school reunion. Boyle helps Diaz with a decision. A radio show mystery sound contest baffles the guys. (S6 Ep3).

Closet? You'll Love It!: Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new advert, but there might be some creative conflict. (S6 Ep17).

Knock 'em Down: Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league. (S6 Ep20).

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep.

Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7/10).

Sal's Pizza: When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes that the owner is the prime suspect. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9).

Thanksgiving: Santiago hosts a Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment for her colleagues, but it risks becoming a holiday disaster. (S1 Ep10).

The Book Job: Homer forms a crack team to write a hit tween fantasy novel and catches the eye of a slick publisher. (S23 Ep6/22).

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution: The TV network cancel Krusty the Clown's show. Can his first agent, Annie (Joan Rivers), help him craft a comeback? (S23 Ep8/22).

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia: George Sr asks Sheldon to help George Jr revise for a maths test when poor grades threaten his place on the football team. (S1 Ep9/22).

An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo: When Sheldon gets the chance to attend a school for gifted children in Dallas, his family struggle to cope. (S1 Ep10/22).

Daddy Issues: Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge's resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he might be Manny's real dad. Phil agonises over getting an anniversary gift for Claire. (S9 Ep18).

Chips and Salsa: When Haley hears that her boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to convince Gloria to sell her salsa. (S9 Ep19).

The Hamburger Postulate: Leonard thinks he's been wasting his time on Penny, so he turns his attention to Leslie. Sheldon's uncomfortable with a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5).

The Middle Earth Paradigm: Penny's Halloween party puts Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6).

The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7).

The Grasshopper Experiment: Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8).

Tactical Village: The officers attend mandatory training exercises in which all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his phone. (S1 Ep19).

Fancy Brudgom: Boyle asks Peralta to be his best man. Jeffords, Santiago and Gina start a new diet but struggle to stick to it. Holt helps Diaz to make a sincere apology. (S1 Ep20).

Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies without ever giving approval to his career. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22).

The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22).

The Lizard-Spock Expansion: Howard is furious when a woman who he likes falls for Leonard, despite Howard's efforts to woo her. (S2 Ep8).

The White Asparagus Triangulation: Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards. Perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9).

The Vartabedian Conundrum: Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he act on her advice? (S2 Ep10).

The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis: At Christmas, Leonard's hunky colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments everyone. (S2 Ep11).

Flanders' Ladder: Bart is struck by lightning and has horrible dreams. Maude Flanders returns to seek revenge. (S29 Ep21/21).

Undercover Burns: Mr Burns goes undercover to see what the employees really think of him, and becomes their friends - to Smithers' alarm. (S32 Ep1).

Old Yeller Belly: Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new mascot after he's banished from the Simpson home for failing to save Homer from a tree house fire. (S14 Ep19/22).

The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.: A British secret agent comes to Springfield on the trail of a Russian spy. Guest starring Stephen Fry. (S32 Ep21).

Brand new series - Let the Bottles Hit the Floor: Splitting the bill drives a wedge between Cloyce and the crew, while a severe sail causes liquor bottles to come crashing down. (S5 Ep3/16).

For Stand Up To Cancer, celebs including Graham Norton, Michael Sheen, Aisling Bea and Anna Lundberg watch Squid Game, The Mating Game, and Sex Actually with Alice Levine. (S18 Ep5).

Fact-based caper starring Jennifer Lopez and Constance Wu. A group of high-end strippers enjoy lucrative success by drugging rich men into spending their money.

The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C, Hunted, One Day, Anton & Giovanni's Adventures in Spain, Married at First Sight Australia and more. (S23 Ep6).

The Gorilla Experiment: Howard and Penny are both jealous when Bernadette becomes fascinated with Leonard's physics project. (S3 Ep10).

The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a Christmas visit, and then he finds out that Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11).

Flanders' Ladder: Bart is struck by lightning and has horrible dreams. Maude Flanders returns to seek revenge. (S29 Ep21/21).

A Tale of Two Bandits: Jeffords thinks the Pontiac Bandit's up to his old tricks again. The team battle some firefighters to keep Shaw's bar a police hangout. (S6 Ep5).

The Crime Scene: Peralta and Diaz doggedly work and rework a crime scene in an effort to solve a difficult murder case that's clouded by confusing evidence. (S6 Ep6).

Brand new series - Let the Bottles Hit the Floor: Splitting the bill drives a wedge between Cloyce and the crew, while a severe sail causes liquor bottles to come crashing down. (S5 Ep3/16).

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia: George Sr asks Sheldon to help George Jr revise for a maths test when poor grades threaten his place on the football team. (S1 Ep9/22).

An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo: When Sheldon gets the chance to attend a school for gifted children in Dallas, his family struggle to cope. (S1 Ep10/22).

A Tale of Two Bandits: Jeffords thinks the Pontiac Bandit's up to his old tricks again. The team battle some firefighters to keep Shaw's bar a police hangout. (S6 Ep5).

Major League'd: Adam is terrified when he and his friends are recruited to the school baseball team. Geoff's father interferes in his relationship with Erica. (S6 Ep14).

My Valentine Boy: Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey. Adam and Murray plot to escape from Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly. (S6 Ep15).

There Can Be Only One Highlander Club: Adam and Johnny Atkins compete to become head of the Highlander Club at school, but Beverly would prefer them to bond. (S6 Ep16/23).

Our Perfect Strangers: Erica, Barry and Adam aren't happy when their distant relative Gleb visits from Russia, until they realise that he can make their lives easier. (S6 Ep17/23).

The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook: Beverly and Adam appear on a mother-and-son cookery show on public access TV. Barry ruins his college letter of recommendation. (S6 Ep18/23).

Brand new series - Twisted Tales: In the first elimination task, the teams construct fairy tales with a twist - from sci-fi Beauty and the Beast to criminal Alice in Wonderland. (S6 Ep3/12).

Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep5/10).

Mangia Mangia (Part 1): Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis, in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point. (S7 Ep3/10).

Mangia Mangia (Part 2): Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help an Italian restaurant. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep4/10).

Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep6/10).

The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny that he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12).

The Bozeman Reaction: After Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to outwit any thieves and protect the place. (S3 Ep13).

Remake of the classic martial arts film, starring Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. A caretaker shows an American boy how to stand up to bullies at his new school in Beijing.

Dude, Where's My Ranch?: After Homer has a hit record with an anti-Ned Flanders Christmas carol, the family decide to get away from it all at a ranch. (S14 Ep18/22).

Old Yeller Belly: Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new mascot after he's banished from the Simpson home for failing to save Homer from a tree house fire. (S14 Ep19/22).

Lisa Gets the Blues: Lisa gets the yips and Bart is made to dress up and sing as Annie from the musical. They go to New Orleans to recover. (S29 Ep17/21).

Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21).

Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21).

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21).

Undercover Burns: Mr Burns goes undercover to see what the employees really think of him, and becomes their friends - to Smithers' alarm. (S32 Ep1).

Gogglebox families and famous friends, including Mo Gilligan, Jourdan Dunn and Ashley Banjo, have been watching Changing Rooms, Married at First Sight UK and BBC News on football racism.

On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity. South Africa, Married at First Sight Australia, Obsession, Britain's Got Talent, ITV News (government phone alarm) and more. (S21 Ep10).

The Goggleboxers have been watching I'm a Celebrity. South Africa, Citadel, The 1% Club, Celebrity Hunted, Britain's Got Talent, Reunion Hotel and Canal Boat Diaries. (S21 Ep11).

Kim Kardashian lookalike Becky seeks a 'manly man' who'll love both her and her snake. Is leather-clad Lee the one? And is Sean the settling-down kind of toy boy that Emma wants? (S18 Ep3).

Gym boss Rebecca wants to get her love life in shape. She likes 'tattooed guys who look like trouble'. And can Adam help forever-single Sophie believe in men again? (S18 Ep7).

Anchors Astray!: A deckhand's unhappy being friend-zoned, a forbidden relationship becomes too tempting to ignore, and a disastrous mistake endangers the boat. (S2 Ep11).

Find Me Some Budgie to Love: A deckhand's fate is up in the air after an egregious error. The second officer tries to escape a rocky romantic past. (S2 Ep12).

Fight or Flight: After a reunion weekend with Phil's old buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first-class seat left on the flight home, leaving Phil in coach. (S6 Ep15).

Connection Lost: Claire's computer becomes the hub of all the family's activities when she gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. (S6 Ep16).

Major League'd: Adam is terrified when he and his friends are recruited to the school baseball team. Geoff's father interferes in his relationship with Erica. (S6 Ep14).

My Valentine Boy: Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey. Adam and Murray plot to escape from Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly. (S6 Ep15).

The walls close in on Grace and Clare, and Clare comes face-to-face with Froggy. Frankie grows closer to Jacob. Liberty faces a big question, while Sienna makes a shocking discovery.

The Titanic One: Essex couple Jas and Bobby are heading for rocky waters. One of them wants a quiet wedding, while the other favours a Titanic-style night to remember.

Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7/10).

The Einstein Approximation: Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14).

The Large Hadron Collision: Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. (S3 Ep15).

The Excelsior Acquisition: Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16).

The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, and Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17).

The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18).

The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19).

The Spaghetti Catalyst: Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20).

The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21).

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star in James Cameron's Oscar-winning epic. Lovers from across the social divide meet on the doomed luxury liner.

Brand new series - Is It Fake? 2.0: The builders enter the Lego Masters bakery, where they must choose an object to replicate with Lego. Whose dupe will look like the real deal? (S6 Ep4/12).

Eeny Teeny Maya Moe: Homer takes Maggie to Moe's and accidentally leaves her in the playground outside the bar. Meanwhile, Moe's delighted to get to know a young woman online. (S20 Ep16/21).

Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22).

Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25).

Beware My Cheating Bart: Jimbo's girlfriend likes Bart - which isn't entirely good news. (S23 Ep18/22).

Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21).

Action-comedy with Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. Two former school buddies team up to thwart a terrorist plot. But things may not be as they seem. With Amy Ryan and Jason Bateman.

On the box this time: Antiques Roadshow, This Morning, ITV's Liar, First Dates, BBC News on the coronavirus, The Stranger, and Love Is Blind, off Netflix. (S15 Ep3).

Experiment: Curious couples sex-periment with opening up their relationships. Connor and Kirstie explore having a threesome. Chanice and Richardo face an unexpected issue. (S2 Ep1).

Brand new series - Hot Rick: Beth keeps her family together as Series 8 concludes. (S8 Ep10/10).

The Wheel of Misfortune: Captain Jason makes an unpopular decision to fire a deckhand. And a charter guest experiences a medical emergency. (S2 Ep13).

Tick the Box: The crew deal with a medical emergency onboard. Captain Jason faces a tough decision when a crew member gets caught drinking on the job. (S2 Ep14).

It's Not About the Lactose: One relationship reaches new depths while another finally breaches the surface. And guests give the deckhands a run for their money. (S2 Ep15).

Kids These Days: Haley needs motherly advice as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Jay and Cam's politically incorrect coaching earns them a sensitivity lesson. (S10 Ep8).

The walls close in on Grace and Clare, and Clare comes face-to-face with Froggy. Frankie grows closer to Jacob. Liberty faces a big question, while Sienna makes a shocking discovery.

The Osbornes plan a family meal to address their concerns about Frankie. Liberty faces a big question, while Clare and Froggy come face-to-face.

Tensions rise in the Blake family, as Cleo urges Sienna to step up and Vicky searches for clues to find Robbie, before Sienna makes a shocking discovery.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

Bella Luna: Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws. (S7 Ep8/10).

Christmas: When Captain Holt gets death threats, Peralta must run his security. Santiago tries to take a precinct Christmas photo for Holt, but Diaz won't smile for the camera. (S1 Ep11).

Pontiac Bandit: In order to catch the Pontiac Bandit, a car thief he has been tracking for years, Peralta tries to make a deal with a suspect whom Diaz has just arrested. (S1 Ep12).

Holidays of Future Passed: The Simpsons flash forward three decades to a high-tech, futuristic Springfield, where Bart and Lisa each have children of their own. (S23 Ep9/22).

Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22).

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers: A worried Mary sends Sheldon to Sunday school after she finds him playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tam and Billy. (S1 Ep11/22).

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer: Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between his parents over the family finances. (S1 Ep12/22).

Mother!: When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam realise the effect she has on their lives. Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have different bad news to break to Claire. (S9 Ep20).

The Escape: Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all her ex-boyfriends. (S9 Ep21).

The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9).

The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10).

The Pancake Batter Anomaly: Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. But his friends, who know how miserable he is when he's ill, stay well away. (S1 Ep11).

The Jerusalem Duality: Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core by a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than him. (S1 Ep12).

Unsolvable: Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend, Teddy. (S1 Ep21).

Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money-laundering, but the police commissioner shuts down his investigation. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22).

Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22).

Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22).

The Killer Robot Instability: Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is devastated when Penny finally tells him what she thinks of his chauvinism. (S2 Ep12).

The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13).

The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14).

The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother, Beverly, has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15).

I, Carumbus: The Simpsons go to Ancient Rome. Homer's a gladiator, and Bart becomes madder than Caligula. (S32 Ep2).

Now Museum, Now You Don't: Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3).

A horrified Sienna prepares to confront Jez about her recent discoveries, but is she walking into danger? Meanwhile, Rex gets two shocking surprises.

Eeny Teeny Maya Moe: Homer takes Maggie to Moe's and accidentally leaves her in the playground outside the bar. Meanwhile, Moe's delighted to get to know a young woman online. (S20 Ep16/21).

Brand new series - Mer-Made a Big Mis-Cake: Daisy summons a mermaid from the sea, but happily-ever-after isn't on the cards as a cake mishap puts the entire evening in jeopardy. (S5 Ep4/16).

Brand new series: The celeb dating agency is back! Kerry Katona, Jon Lee, Louis Russell, Christine McGuinness and Olivia Hawkins mingle with hot singles at their first mixer. (S14 Ep1/20).

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch The Apprentice, Hunted, Corrie, The Underdog: Josh Must Win, Bridge of Lies, and the News on the Princess of Wales' cancer diagnosis. (S23 Ep7).

Craig isn't seeking a husband, just a man he can believe in and own a dog with. Could Luke and his 'boyfriend bum' be the one? And Disney fan Holly seeks her happily ever after. (S17 Ep2).

The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny that he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12).

The Bozeman Reaction: After Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to outwit any thieves and protect the place. (S3 Ep13).

I, Carumbus: The Simpsons go to Ancient Rome. Homer's a gladiator, and Bart becomes madder than Caligula. (S32 Ep2).

The Honeypot: Peralta and Captain Holt clash over the merits of Holt's newly hired assistant. The team attempt to clean and declutter the communal office. (S6 Ep7).

He Said, She Said: Captain Holt suspects a cunning escape after discovering that his lifelong criminal arch-nemesis has died in a prison transport accident. (S6 Ep8).

Brand new series: The celeb dating agency is back! Kerry Katona, Jon Lee, Louis Russell, Christine McGuinness and Olivia Hawkins mingle with hot singles at their first mixer. (S14 Ep1/20).

Brand new series - Mer-Made a Big Mis-Cake: Daisy summons a mermaid from the sea, but happily-ever-after isn't on the cards as a cake mishap puts the entire evening in jeopardy. (S5 Ep4/16).

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers: A worried Mary sends Sheldon to Sunday school after she finds him playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tam and Billy. (S1 Ep11/22).

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer: Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between his parents over the family finances. (S1 Ep12/22).

Closet? You'll Love It!: Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new advert, but there might be some creative conflict. (S6 Ep17).

Tensions rise in the Blake family, as Cleo urges Sienna to step up and Vicky searches for clues to find Robbie, before Sienna makes a shocking discovery.

A horrified Sienna prepares to confront Jez about her recent discoveries, but is she walking into danger? Meanwhile, Rex gets two shocking surprises.

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington. (S7 Ep9/10).

The Bet: Peralta and Santiago's ongoing bet about who can make the most arrests comes to an awkward conclusion. Boyle gets a medal after he's shot in the line of duty. (S1 Ep13).

The Ebony Falcon: For his first task back in the field, Sgt Jeffords prepares to join Peralta and Boyle to infiltrate a gymnasium where steroids are being illegally sold. (S1 Ep14).

The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22).

At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14/22).

A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek: Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22).

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey: When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22).

Clash of Swords: Mitchell sneaks out to Hero-Con with fanboy Phil, dressed as their favourite characters from the show Clash of Swords. Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined. (S9 Ep22).

I Love a Parade: The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan set off more than a few fireworks at the Fourth of July parade, where Jay's the grand marshal. (S10 Ep1).

The Bat Jar Conjecture: Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13).

The Nerdvana Annihilation: When Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14).

The Shiksa Indeterminacy: Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15).

The Peanut Reaction: Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard, with help from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16).

Undercover: Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1).

Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a 'plus-one' to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2).

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22).

Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22).

The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16).

The Terminator Decoupling: Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17).

The Work Song Nanocluster: Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge of production. (S2 Ep18).

The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition: Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy female neighbour who moves into the apartment building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'. (S2 Ep19).

The 7 Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale. (S32 Ep5).

Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6).

A shocking discovery leads to panic for the Blake family, and a villager returns home after being released from prison. The walls close in on one couple as they try to cover up the truth.

Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22).

Brand new series - Bean Counter: Dr Tiffany Moon, her husband Daniel and their friends step aboard, hoping for a luxurious five-star experience. Will they be left wanting more? (S5 Ep5/16).

Brand new series: It's decision time as the celebs pick who to date. on Ibiza! As they arrive on the 'White Isle' the agents reveal what's in store and sparks start to fly. (S14 Ep2/20).

Comedy queen Carol meets 76-year-old interior designer Keith. Charles is 26 and has never been kissed. Two south London sisters are both single and keen to do something about it. (S18 Ep1).

The Goggleboxers tune in to Gladiators, Is It Cake?, Casualty, The 1% Club, The Yorkshire Farm, This Morning, BBC News on the cost of living, and more. (S23 Ep8).

The Einstein Approximation: Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14).

The Large Hadron Collision: Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. (S3 Ep15).

Now Museum, Now You Don't: Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3).

The Golden Child: Peralta helps Santiago to navigate the complicated relationship she has with her brother. Boyle introduces drama into an undercover mission. (S6 Ep9).

Gintars: Boyle and Peralta investigate Nikolaj's family. Holt and Santiago bring in forensic scientist Dr Yee to help close a difficult murder case for Diaz. (S6 Ep10).

Brand new series: It's decision time as the celebs pick who to date. on Ibiza! As they arrive on the 'White Isle' the agents reveal what's in store and sparks start to fly. (S14 Ep2/20).

Brand new series - Bean Counter: Dr Tiffany Moon, her husband Daniel and their friends step aboard, hoping for a luxurious five-star experience. Will they be left wanting more? (S5 Ep5/16).

A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek: Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22).

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey: When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22).

Knock 'em Down: Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league. (S6 Ep20).

A horrified Sienna prepares to confront Jez about her recent discoveries, but is she walking into danger? Meanwhile, Rex gets two shocking surprises.

A shocking discovery leads to panic for the Blake family, and a villager returns home after being released from prison. The walls close in on one couple as they try to cover up the truth.

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep.

Peter's: Gordon visits Peter's Italian Restaurant in New York, where the peace of Long Island is shattered by the antics of the volatile Pellegrino family who run the place. (S1 Ep1/10).

Operation: Broken Feather: Peralta is upset to hear that Santiago is considering leaving the precinct to work with his nemesis 'the Vulture' in the Special Crimes Unit. (S1 Ep15).

The Party: Captain Holt invites the entire squad over to his house to celebrate his birthday, but Peralta and Santiago make a bad impression on Holt's husband, Kevin. (S1 Ep16).

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22).

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22).

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman: Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22).

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine: A disappointing lack of success in a science fair competition sends Sheldon's life in a new direction. (S1 Ep16/22).

Kiss and Tell: Haley asks Mitch and Cam for advice about whether she should tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan. And Gloria suspects that Manny's Canadian girlfriend isn't real. (S10 Ep2).

A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3).

The Tangerine Factor: When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17).

The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1).

The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2).

The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3).

The Jimmy Jab Games: When the squad have time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3).

Halloween II: Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager of the previous year, as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4).

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22).

I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22).

The Hofstadter Isotope: Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats up Penny. Even worse, she doesn't mind. Sheldon tries to scupper the budding romance. (S2 Ep20).

The Classified Materials Turbulence: Things look up for Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date with Stuart. Howard sees a flaw in his NASA project. (S2 Ep22).

The Monopolar Expedition: Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard is offered the opportunity to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23).

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1).

Three Dreams Denied: Bart becomes a voiceover actor. Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con. And Lisa is set up for a fall. (S32 Ep7).

The Road to Cincinnati: Odd couple Skinner and Chalmers embark on an 800-mile road trip to Cincinnati for an administrators convention. (S32 Ep8).

Mercedes is overcome with emotion as her family hold a vigil for Bobby. Dillon extends an olive branch to an unexpected resident. And will a drunken confession reveal Bobby's real killer.

Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25).

Brand new series - Loose Lips Sink Trysts: After kissing Danni, Gary tries to correct course - but Daisy finds out anyway. And Diana indulges in a forbidden secret. (S5 Ep6/16).

Brand new series: Jon takes to the beach for his first date in six years, while Louis and Christine head out on their first dates. Kerry makes an emotional trip to the agency. (S14 Ep3/20).

On the 'Box this time: Race Across the World, The Apprentice, Ripley, MasterChef, Hunted, Celebrity Bridge of Lies, The Assembly and BBC News (Hardest Geezer). (S23 Ep9).

Rebecca's tired of guys with bad boy images breaking her heart. Dan thinks the only thing missing in his life's the love of a good man. Can they find love the Naked Attraction way? (S1 Ep5).

The Excelsior Acquisition: Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16).

The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, and Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17).

The 7 Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale. (S32 Ep5).

The Therapist: Boyle brings Peralta into a case when a psychiatrist reports one of his patients missing. Captain Holt wants to meet Diaz's new girlfriend. (S6 Ep11).

Casecation: Peralta and Santiago celebrate their wedding anniversary while standing guard over a comatose drugs baron who was shot and rushed into hospital. (S6 Ep12).

Brand new series: Jon takes to the beach for his first date in six years, while Louis and Christine head out on their first dates. Kerry makes an emotional trip to the agency. (S14 Ep3/20).

Brand new series - Loose Lips Sink Trysts: After kissing Danni, Gary tries to correct course - but Daisy finds out anyway. And Diana indulges in a forbidden secret. (S5 Ep6/16).

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman: Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22).

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine: A disappointing lack of success in a science fair competition sends Sheldon's life in a new direction. (S1 Ep16/22).

Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21).

Patriot Games: Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay. (S6 Ep22).

Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21).

Patriot Games: Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay. (S6 Ep22).

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

The Mixing Bowl: Bijou New York diner The Mixing Bowl is haemorrhaging money thanks to manager Mike's out of control marketing plans. Can Gordon get things back on track.

Full Boyle: Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17).

The Apartment: Peralta is in danger of losing his flat but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. The officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18).

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22).

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22).

Ju-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo: When Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, Mary and George disagree about how to handle the situation. (S1 Ep17/22).

A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside: When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22).

Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4).

Good Grief: It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (S10 Ep5).

The Griffin Equivalency: Full of confidence after being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4).

The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5).

The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, and her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6).

The Panty Piñata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7).

The Mole: When an Internal Affairs investigator reveals that there's a mole in the precinct, Peralta and Holt must find out who it is before Wuntch catches on. (S2 Ep5).

Jake and Sophia: Peralta hits it off with a woman in a bar, only to find out that she's the defence attorney representing a suspect who he wants to put in jail. (S2 Ep6).

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22).

Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22).

The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2).

The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour, and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3).

The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India, so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4).

The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Due to a childhood snub, Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him. (S3 Ep5).

Sorry Not Sorry: Lisa calls her teacher a hack and refuses to apologise. Then she learns Ms Hoover's private pain. (S32 Ep9).

A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas: A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love. (S32 Ep10).

Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22).

Beware My Cheating Bart: Jimbo's girlfriend likes Bart - which isn't entirely good news. (S23 Ep18/22).

Brand new series - My Super Sideways Sixteen: Daisy confronts chef Cloyce about his underwhelming meals. Will he sink or swim with a sweet 16 celebration? (S5 Ep7/16).

Brand new series: It's another busy day as Liv and Kerry head out on their first dates. Jon opens up in an emotional visit to the agency, and heads turn on a group night out. (S14 Ep4/20).

Madeleine has a weakness for rugby fellas while Sophie says she often picks the wrong guy. Pub landlord Branislav has been single for over a year and can't wait to start flirting. (S18 Ep4).

TV's most daring dating show. Pansexual Izzy is open to all genders. Dom's looking for a woman who isn't put off by his posh boy charm. (S2 Ep1/5).

The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18).

The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19).

Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6).

The Old Man and the Seat: Rick is furious when he finds out that an alien has invaded his secret toilet facility in an idyllic dimension that Rick built for his own use. (S4 Ep2/10).

Brand new series - San Juan Puerto Rico Blows But San Juan Capistrano.: Animated comedy with Mike Tyson. Why haven't the swallows returned to San Juan Capistrano? (S4 Ep8).

Brand new series - The Yung and the Restless: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson. Yung Hee wonders if being on a mystery team is what she wants to do with her life. (S4 Ep9).

Brand new series: It's another busy day as Liv and Kerry head out on their first dates. Jon opens up in an emotional visit to the agency, and heads turn on a group night out. (S14 Ep4/20).

Brand new series - My Super Sideways Sixteen: Daisy confronts chef Cloyce about his underwhelming meals. Will he sink or swim with a sweet 16 celebration? (S5 Ep7/16).

Ju-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo: When Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, Mary and George disagree about how to handle the situation. (S1 Ep17/22).

A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside: When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22).

The Bimbo: Holt and Peralta investigate when valuable antique coins are stolen from the university where Kevin works. Jeffords and Santiago get competitive. (S6 Ep13).

Ticking Clocks: Peralta and the squad track down a hacker who infiltrates the precinct's servers, compromising protected information on undercover agents. (S6 Ep14).

Crying Out Loud: Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to come out and celebrate her senior ditch day, but they end up taking an unexpected detour. (S6 Ep23).

American Skyper: The whole family are at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who's figured out a way to be there using Skype and a robotic vessel. (S6 Ep24).

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Seascape: Gordon Ramsay visits the Seascape restaurant in the seaside village of Islip, on Long Island in New York, where owner Peter has nearly a million dollars of debt.

Tactical Village: The officers attend mandatory training exercises in which all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his phone. (S1 Ep19).

Fancy Brudgom: Boyle asks Peralta to be his best man. Jeffords, Santiago and Gina start a new diet but struggle to stick to it. Holt helps Diaz to make a sincere apology. (S1 Ep20).

Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies without ever giving approval to his career. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22).

The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22).

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple: Sheldon feels academically unchallenged at school, so he audits a college class taught by his pen pal, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep19/22).

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish: A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22).

On the Same Paige: Phil's real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So he turns on his charm to try to convince one student, Paige, to stay. (S10 Ep6).

Did the Chicken Cross the Road?: When Alex is up for a prestigious government job that requires a family interview, everyone tries too hard, which jeopardises her chances. (S10 Ep7).

The Lizard-Spock Expansion: Howard is furious when a woman who he likes falls for Leonard, despite Howard's efforts to woo her. (S2 Ep8).

The White Asparagus Triangulation: Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards. Perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9).

The Vartabedian Conundrum: Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he act on her advice? (S2 Ep10).

The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis: At Christmas, Leonard's hunky colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments everyone. (S2 Ep11).

Lockdown: Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7).

USPIS: While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger (Ed Helms), a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8).

Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22).

The Princess Guide: Homer chaperones a Nigerian princess while her father negotiates a uranium deal with Mr Burns. He takes her to Moe's bar, where Moe begins to fall for her. (S26 Ep15/22).

The Cornhusker Vortex: Sheldon teaches Leonard about American football so that he can try to fit in with Penny's friends. And Raj and Sheldon have a kite-fighting contest. (S3 Ep6).

The Guitarist Amplification: Sheldon is annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7).

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency: Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8).

The Vengeance Formulation: Howard massively overcompensates for avoiding Bernadette. (S3 Ep9).

The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11).

Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12).

The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22).

Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21).

Brand new series - An Eye for Decline: It's all hands on deck to prevent a nautical crisis in the middle of the night. But is the yacht life too much for one crew member? (S5 Ep8/16).

for SU2C: Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne, Danny and Dani Dyer, Dele Alli and Eric Dier, and Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy take to their sofas in aid of Stand Up To Cancer. (S12 Ep8).

Action-comedy with Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. Two former school buddies team up to thwart a terrorist plot. But things may not be as they seem. With Amy Ryan and Jason Bateman.

This time, the Goggleboxers watch: Wildlife Rescue, Expedition X and Jamie's Air Fryer Meals. Also Baby Reindeer, Teen First Dates, The Circle and ITV News (Dogfather). (S23 Ep10).

The Spaghetti Catalyst: Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20).

The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21).

Three Dreams Denied: Bart becomes a voiceover actor. Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con. And Lisa is set up for a fall. (S32 Ep7).

Return of the King: When Gina gets back in touch with the precinct, Peralta and Jeffords are drawn into her complicated new life. Diaz copes with an injury. (S6 Ep15/18).

Cinco de Mayo: When Jeffords becomes anxious about his upcoming lieutenant's exam, the squad hold the precinct's annual Halloween Heist on a new date. (S6 Ep16).

Brand new series - An Eye for Decline: It's all hands on deck to prevent a nautical crisis in the middle of the night. But is the yacht life too much for one crew member? (S5 Ep8/16).

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple: Sheldon feels academically unchallenged at school, so he audits a college class taught by his pen pal, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep19/22).

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish: A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22).

Crying Out Loud: Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to come out and celebrate her senior ditch day, but they end up taking an unexpected detour. (S6 Ep23).

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

Eight-bit Goldbergs: Adam's thrilled when he's asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly's worried that Pops loves gambling too much. (S6 Ep19).

This Is This Is Spinal Tap: The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20).

I Lost on Jeopardy!: Erica applies to be on TV quiz show Jeopardy! A new crush makes Barry realise that he might not be quite over Lainey yet. (S6 Ep21).

Mom Trumps Willow: Adam decides to see the movie Willow instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly. Barry is tired of being the middle child. (S6 Ep22).

Breakin': Adam reveals that Barry never completed his community service requirement. Erica plans for her and Geoff to follow The Grateful Dead all summer. (S6 Ep23/23).

Brand new series - Is It Fake? 2.0: The builders enter the Lego Masters bakery, where they must choose an object to replicate with Lego. Whose dupe will look like the real deal? (S6 Ep4/12).

Bella Luna: Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws. (S7 Ep8/10).

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington. (S7 Ep9/10).

The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22).

The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23).

The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1).

Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22).

The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22).

The Road to Cincinnati: Odd couple Skinner and Chalmers embark on an 800-mile road trip to Cincinnati for an administrators convention. (S32 Ep8).

Sorry Not Sorry: Lisa calls her teacher a hack and refuses to apologise. Then she learns Ms Hoover's private pain. (S32 Ep9).

A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas: A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love. (S32 Ep10).

The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11).

Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12).

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star in James Cameron's Oscar-winning epic. Lovers from across the social divide meet on the doomed luxury liner.

Denise van Outen, Johnny Vaughan, Jordan Banjo, Perri Kiely and so many more celebs settle down for some top TV, including Race Across the World and Faking It. (S7 Ep1).

The Goggleboxers have been watching: The Coronation - and The Coronation Concert - First Dates, The 1% Club, The Greatest Auction, Made in Chelsea and BBC News (local elections). (S21 Ep12).