Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter develops a crush on Bart.

Bart befriends a cowboy who used to be a film star and tries to help him regain his fame. But he isn't prepared for his new hero's love of booze.

Aliens Kang and Kodos decide that Homer is the 'fat, selfish epitome of modern man' and that Earth must be destroyed. Guest starring Stephen Hawking and U2.

In Nottinghamshire, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two sets of house-hunters desperate to fly the nest and set up on their own. But are their expectations greater than their budgets.

When Carrie ends up on a holiday that Doug chose, she invites Arthur along to make sure that Doug will be as miserable as she will.

Doug's impression of his new colleague Rico's accent turns Carrie on. Doug thinks it's getting a bit weird, until Carrie starts imitating Rico's Italian girlfriend.

Doug has to make a speech at a party for Carrie's boss, who he hardly knows.

When Robert is injured in the line of duty, Ray realises that he is partly - although unwittingly - responsible.

When Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with the Super Bowl, he has to go to extreme lengths to make it up to her.

Ray shows an interest in Ally's 'Hackidu' trading card hobby but inadvertently gives away her favourite 'Scramisaur' card.

Frasier and Niles accompany Martin to the closing of his favourite bar. But they soon realise they have shares in the company forcing its closure.

After publicly denouncing Seattle as a 'soggy' city, Frasier must battle the angry words and 'gifts' of die-hard Seattleites.

There's father-son rivalry when Martin favours right-wing political candidate Holden Thorpe, while Frasier and Niles support his left-wing rival.

Jay McGuiness chats about his new theatre show. There's music from JP Cooper and Gabrielle. Suzi Ruffell tells us about her comedy tour. And Ms Banks talks about her new music.

The Simpsons go to Brazil to meet an orphan who Lisa has secretly been writing to. But as soon as they arrive, Homer is kidnapped.

Bart becomes an animator and finds inspiration close to home when he creates his lead character: Angry Dad.

Grampa borrows Homer's car to impress a lady at the Springfield Retirement Castle - but he's not the only resident who's interested.

George explores a stargazing cabin with a twist in Devon, a vintage horsebox being transformed into a mobile performance space, and a Norwegian Viking-inspired longhouse.

Jasmin and David are moving permanently to the beautiful town of Cómpeta in Andalucía. Can Jasmine Harman find their perfect Spanish place for their budget of £130k.

Sandi and Debbie build a pond and save an ancient tree. But there's a four-legged problem with too many deer munching everything. Is it time for a cull.

the Fowey River Class dinghy. And a stonemason restores a crumbling landmark.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Could a fluffy abandoned Pomeranian be the missing piece of a family puzzle? And Reverend Alex prays for a pooch to fill an empty nest. Is Mushy the Maltese cross the answer.

The remaining potters create floral posies and vases, and take on a surprise embellishing challenge. Who'll bloom into the next round, and whose posy isn't all rosy.

In the final heat, 12 more contestants take on a dizzying anagram, a twist on Guess Who, and a bamboozling clock conundrum. But only three can go through to the finals.

The Goggleboxers gets stuck into a new series and more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think this time.

This time it's Adolescence, Tribe with Bruce Parry, and Bad Dog Academy. Also Tempting Fortune, The Yorkshire Vet, Million Dollar Secret and ITV News.

Emotional drama starring Sienna Miller. A woman must raise her grandson after her daughter disappears. With Christina Hendricks and Aaron Paul.

Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant.

Grampa borrows Homer's car to impress a lady at the Springfield Retirement Castle - but he's not the only resident who's interested.

The Simpsons go to Brazil to meet an orphan who Lisa has secretly been writing to. But as soon as they arrive, Homer is kidnapped.

Bart becomes an animator and finds inspiration close to home when he creates his lead character: Angry Dad.

Phil returns to Stockport to uncover an unexpected twist in the story of Renee and Jacqueline, who were at love/list loggerheads in 2023.

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two pairs of buyers who want to set up home in London's leafy south-west, but each couple has very different lifestyles in mind.

Another chance to catch Friday's new episode, with Mel Schilling in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Woody misinterprets Sam's advice on how to stop Kelly going to Europe to study for a year and decides to elope with her. Norm's nominated as a designated driver.

Carla consults a medium when she thinks the ghost of her late husband Eddie is haunting her. Rebecca complains on a consumer TV show.

Rebecca sends Sam undercover at a high society ball to check out her boyfriend's 'other woman'. A woman answers Woody's advertisement for a new roommate.

Debra finally cooks a dish that Ray, Robert and Frank all enjoy, but Marie is not impressed with her efforts.

Ray and Debra plan to get more time to themselves by encouraging Marie and Frank to make new friends. But all does not go to plan.

Debra pleads with Ray to allow her some time to herself without the family. But Marie is suspicious of her daughter-in-law, and Ray ends up spying on her.

Frasier and Madeline run away together to a cottage on remote Bora Bora. But then Lilith turns up.

Frasier's driven into a jealous rage by Lilith and her new boyfriend, but thinks he has the perfect opportunity for revenge.

Martin discovers that Artie, a former cop and friend-turned-foe, is suffering in a hospital bed. Will the pair finally bury the hatchet.

Frasier and Niles realise that the plumbers who are repairing their toilet bullied them when they were kids.

With the roof caving in on his family stockpile, a Kentucky collector is keen to sell whatever he can before it's too late. Which is great news for Mike and Frank.

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Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Dorset to fix up a 1987 Renault Alpine GTA, which desperately needs some TLC.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien head to Suffolk to meet pals John and Jane, who've been collecting and swapping items for many years.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Chris Packham in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Ushma's looking for a Costa Almería holiday home for £67k, even though she's never been there! Will a countryside complex or serene suntrap be the perfect place.

The new series continues. In France, motorcyclists Pete and Anna start their engines as they take on a B&B. In Portugal, Roni hopes to start a new chapter with rural retreats.

The new series continues. It's grand finale week! Practicalities collide with imagination as outbuildings are transformed into proposed businesses. Who can keep their dream alive.

Sarah sees what the Canary Island of Fuerteventura has to offer for £250k, from a beautiful box-ticking bungalow to a sensational semi-detached house. Will she find the perfect place.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Jamie makes gnarly celeriac skewers, a hearty spiced cauliflower bake complete with an edible lid, a steaming winter chilli, crispy potato and chickpea parcels and soul-warming soup.

Will the victims of alleged historic child sex abuse finally get justice? Or will the suspect walk free, like he did before.

A car sale on social media turns into a knife-point carjacking and a high-speed car chase. In Sheffield, the hit and run death of an elderly man takes a disturbing twist.

Two chilling crimes on one night of terror as a late-night supermarket argument explodes into shocking violence and three masked men break into a 70-year-old's bedroom.

The Drone Unit hook up with the helicopter team and the canine squad to chase a car thief. And a reckless robber makes a rookie error in broad daylight.

the Boats: Documentary following the migrants risking everything to reach Britain in small boats, as well as the UK citizens on the other side of the debate.

Putin: With Europe on a knife edge and the western alliance fragile, this landmark series follows NATO's inner workings through 2025 as it faces its greatest test since the Cold War.

In Liverpool, Kirstie and Phil go property hunting with Catherine and Veronica and with single student Kate, who longs for her first home, alone.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Froggy shares memories with Rex as they scatter Grace's ashes. Ro makes a decision about his future. The McQueens panic when the police turn up. A couple are forced to face their feelings.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Chris Packham in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Rebecca moves in with Robin and shows the Cheers gang his fancy flat while he's away. But is he using her to gather information for a corporate takeover.

Robin is arrested for insider trading and Rebecca decides to stand by him. But when she learns it was Sam who turned Robin in, she reconsiders her future at Cheers.

In order to remain friends with Rebecca, Sam strives to protect her reputation by denying he finally managed to get her into bed.

Robert has a run-in with a bull.

Ray's clumsy attempts to help alleviate Debra's PMT only make things much worse.

Robert loses his nerve at work and decides on a career change to a safer option: telemarketing.

After injuring Roz's foot, Bulldog offers her a job as his producer. Although she's worried about his advances, she accepts after falling out with Frasier.

When Martin continues his 20-year obsession with solving a murder, Frasier steps in with his own theory: that the killer was a monkey.

Frasier attempts to work his psychoanalysis on a self-confessed lazy criminal who's masquerading as the 'real' Frasier Crane.

Stunning pop psychologist Honey Snow makes quite an impression on Frasier, against his better judgement.

Mike's like a kid in a toy store when he spots a retro boat and a BMW micro car that could be worth some serious coin. And the deals heat up at a rad radiator shop.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Hampshire to fix up a 2000 Ford Mondeo for Karl, a widowed dad of two girls who's been hit by tragedy.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien restore a Gothic-style organ and a half-size snooker table in sisters Carly and Holly's South Wales workshop that they inherited from their dad.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Chris Packham in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Glenda and Adrian are about to retire and are hoping to buy a holiday home near chic Marbella. Can Ben Hillman find their perfect place for £95k.

The new series continues. In Bulgaria, Franky and Mark race to get ready for their first bootcamp. Pete and Anna battle B&B renovations. And Roni's new retreat is hiding secrets.

The new series continues. Chateau DIY's Nick and Nicole join Max to judge the business-plan builds. But with only two places in the final, the pressure becomes too much for some.

Veronica and Tim search for a bolthole on the stunning Italian Riviera for £220k. After a few tantalising treats give them food for thought, will they find their slice of la dolce vita.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

How can we get it all without spending it all? Jasmine Harman reveals the all-inclusive insider secrets and destination dupes. it's giving Maldives vibes without Maldives prices.

The inside story of one of Britain's most successful and controversial prime ministers, following Blair's meteoric rise to Labour leader and prime minister with a landslide in 1997.

Shocked the World: In March 2011, Japan was hit by a devastating tsunami killing 20,000 and triggering a nuclear meltdown. Survivors and witnesses tell their extraordinary stories.

The series that goes behind the scenes at world-leading cancer hospital the Royal Marsden. Aspiring midwife Anthea has a difficult tumour that could lead to arm amputation.

Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help.

In the final heat, 12 more contestants take on a dizzying anagram, a twist on Guess Who, and a bamboozling clock conundrum. But only three can go through to the finals.

Actor Brian Cox and singer Marcus Mumford pick over the week's news with Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. And there's music from Flo & Joan.

Washington DC: Joe Lycett and Phil Wang enjoy DC's wonders, from the Washington Monument to the Barbie Pond, a secret door experience, a donut tour and a gin rickey in a speakeasy.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien restore a metal workbench, a pine chest and the seat from an old pony and trap.

In Lincolnshire and Yorkshire, there's a one-man comedy show, a posh take on some Yorkshire classics, and a big surprise for one guest.

Kirstie and Phil head to Windsor and Maidenhead to find a home for Nicki and Damien, and a 'bachelorette' pad for Maria, who's lived in Switzerland for a decade.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Chris Packham in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Sam tries to beat Gary's Old Town Tavern in a grudge basketball match by recruiting a star athlete to work behind the bar so he can play for the Cheers team.

Sam tries to free himself from his managerial duties by rehiring Rebecca, but everyone adores new bar manager Earl.

Rebecca's angry when Robin's ex-girlfriend finds fame as his mystery woman. And a heatwave in Boston causes Carla concern.

The Barones run into Robert's ex-wife, who makes a surprising proposal.

Marie treats the family to a holiday in Rome, but Ray's not happy about the whole experience.

The family are still on holiday in Rome, where Robert falls for a beautiful Italian woman.

Sam breezes into town and updates Frasier on the lives of the Cheers gang. But it's soon apparent that he's on the run from a sex addict.

When Frasier innocently searches for his missing book in Daphne's room, he inadvertently digs himself into a big financial hole.

Sibling rivalry is rampant in the Crane household as Frasier and Niles compete for election into a prestigious gentlemen's club.

Frasier's nominated for a prestigious broadcasting award but has to call in a bodyguard when he's pestered by an unlikely stalker.

Mike falls hard for a 100-year-old turbocharged hotrod. A gigantic garage serves up some sweet deals. And Frank rescues a vintage muscle car from a rusty demise.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

In Rochdale, Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw fix up a unique British post-war classic: a 1953 Riley RMF that's been handed down from father to son for 70 years.

In Norfolk, Henry Cole chooses a tractor and Simon O'Brien fancies a small-wheeled design classic for restoration.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Chris Packham in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Paul dreams of owning a Spanish holiday home on the Costa Blanca, where he can spend quality time with family. Are any of the places that Ben Hillman shows him 'the one.

The new series continues. Franky and Mark face a steep learning curve as they take their guests up Bulgaria's highest peak. Sam and James start renovations at their gîte.

The new series continues. Our final two pairs design luxurious, comfortable bedrooms. And as the final approaches, an emotional challenge gets personal.

Annette and Graham explore Spain's northern Costa Blanca to find their dream bolthole for £220k. After a rocky start, is the grass really greener? And will they find their perfect place.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

It's a Cullercoats catch-up, as we see how Mark and Suze are getting on after transforming their topsy-turvy townhouse. Do they still have the renovation bug.

From the peak of his powers to his most controversial decision - how Blair took Britain to war in Iraq. With contributions from Blair, Bill Clinton and leading opponents of the war.

Shocked the World: In March 2011, a massive tsunami caused a major meltdown at Japan's Fukushima nuclear plant, triggering explosions and evacuations. What went wrong at Fukushima.

The Goggleboxers gets stuck into a new series and more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think this time.

Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism.

Ross's epic Iceland swim enters the freezing Arctic Circle. Between rescuing whales from jellyfish and suffering rotting wounds, Ross falls badly behind schedule.

Adults-only coming-of-age drama about Sequin, a gay 16-year-old who becomes obsessed with a stranger at a party. Starring Conor Leach.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Phil Spencer helps three friends who are searching for a London pad, while Kirstie Allsopp helps newly-weds Daniel and Jennie to find a marital home in north London.

The remaining potters create floral posies and vases, and take on a surprise embellishing challenge. Who'll bloom into the next round, and whose posy isn't all rosy.

Another chance to watch yesterday's new episode, with Chris Packham in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Cliff makes a stand for independence by insisting that his visiting mother stays at Woody's place, but he feels left out when they hit it off.

Norm launches a campaign to save the Hungry Heifer restaurant from closure. Rebecca worries about Robin's welfare.

Frasier and Lilith try to spend more time with their son. Carla helps Rebecca plan how to break into jail to pay Robin a conjugal visit.

Ray finally snaps when Marie drives her car into his house, and Debra is forced to act as peacemaker.

Torn between his girlfriend Amy, his ex-wife Joanne and Italian bombshell Stefania, Robert foolishly decides to tell Amy that he met up with Joanne.

When Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster, Debra insists that the family hold a pet funeral.

When Frasier realises he's never heard his father say 'I love you' to him, he decides to crash his dad's fishing trip with Niles for some father-son bonding.

Frasier gets a call from a woman who believes her husband, a fencing instructor, is having an affair. It's odd that Maris is now passionate about fencing.

Frasier learns some important new lessons and tactics in the fine art of contract negotiations from his agent Bebe.

When Frasier learns that one of Seattle's most famous restaurants is about to close, he visits to say goodbye and, in a moment of madness, offers to buy it.

Mike and Frank make a scene when they hit the streets in a one-of-a-kind rocket car. But will the massive price tag send them crashing back down to earth.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Oxfordshire to renovate a rundown 1973 Porsche 911 Targa for Ben, who's had it for 35 years.

It's a tank-off as Henry Cole turns a redundant water tank into a mobile shelving unit in Oxfordshire, while Simon O'Brien transforms some old tanks into a pizza oven in Liverpool.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Chris Packham in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Ben Hillman helps Lisa and Neil fulfil their dream of buying a holiday home on the Costa Cálida to share with their children. With a budget of £100k, can they find the perfect place.

The new series continues. Money worries creep in for Sam and James. Storm damage threatens to scupper Roni's retreat in Portugal. And in Bulgaria, Franky and Mark reach burnout.

The new series continues. In a flurry to the finish line, the bespoke bedrooms are completed. And Max drops a dramatic twist ahead of the final that could change everything.

Shirley and Ken see what Famagusta has to offer for £175k, from a 'hard no' non-starter to two perfect places that have them moving in already. How will they pick between two dream homes.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Sophie uproots her life to fulfil her dream of transforming the Sheffield house that her grandparents lived in for over 50 years.

Weakened by the Iraq war, Blair's forced out of office by his own party. Blair seeks to build a new legacy on a global scale but is repeatedly forced to defend his time in Number 10.

Dentist: The life and death of Cecil, Africa's biggest lion - whose killing by a wealthy American dentist and hunter in 2015 went viral, causing global outrage at a slaughter for sport.

Random Acts shows some of the world's best films. What happens next after domestic abuse? Nicola Stead's film tells the story of a mother who fled, found her voice, and fought for justice.

In Nottingham, staff at Queen's Medical Centre deal with a crime wave of needle-spiking attacks on female university students, including Kate, who collapsed at a nightclub.

Gordon tries to bring new ideas to Mama Rita's Mexican restaurant in Newbury Park, southern California.

Drama. Lukas Dhont's debut feature stars Victor Polster as a teenage trans ballet dancer whose profession puts unimaginable strain on her body. In French/Flemish/subs.

It's a Cullercoats catch-up, as we see how Mark and Suze are getting on after transforming their topsy-turvy townhouse. Do they still have the renovation bug.

In Manchester, Kirstie and Phil help two young first-time buyers who've both agreed to share the home-buying decision-making with their new tenants.

Another chance to watch yesterday's new episode, with Chris Packham in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Sam gets into a feud with John Hill - the snobbish new owner of the restaurant above the bar - when he makes demands about the staff and property.

Woody gets a part in a TV advert for a healthy vegetable drink but is upset to discover that he doesn't like the product. Sam introduces trivia napkins at the bar.

Woody gets hooked on buying rubbish from a home shopping channel. Norm and Cliff start a fight between Sam and Frasier over a credit card.

Ray has to face up to failure for once, while Robert is promoted to lieutenant, causing the brothers to fall out.

Ray feels guilty when he meets a woman he dated 25 years earlier and treated badly. He decides to apologise but soon regrets bringing up the past.

Robert is dating a 22-year-old woman. Debra and Marie think he's being foolish, but Ray and Frank aren't so sure. But is she really 22.

After counselling his family and friends when all he wants is a little peace, Frasier comes to realise that sometimes you have to put others first.

Frasier and the new station boss get on like oil and water - especially when she moves his show to 2am.

Niles and Frasier decide to enter family therapy in an effort to get on better. Some hope.

When their least favourite aunt dies, Frasier and Niles are inspired to help Martin make his dream come true: to finish writing a song for Sinatra.

It's a picking blitz in Virginia, as Mike, Frank, Robbie and Danielle all hit the road to leave no lead unturned in a bid to double their income.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head for Somerset to turn former soldier Ben's run-down classic Jeep into an off-roading machine.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien head to Suffolk to meet Margaret, an avid collector and former mayor - so they need to be on their best behaviour.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Chris Packham in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Brian and Rita both have busy lives and can't wait to buy a holiday home on Spain's Costa Blanca for relaxing getaways with their family. Jasmine Harman shows them what their £150k can buy.

The new series continues. In Bulgaria, Franky and Mark start renovations at their retreat. In France, Sam and James face a deadline. And have Pete and Anna secured their visa.

The new series concludes. After weeks of challenges, triumphs and breakthroughs, one pair finally win the keys to their French chateau and the life they've always dreamed of.

Paul and his daughter Holly see what La Duquesa - at the quieter end of the Costa del Sol - has to offer for £190k. Will a wild card be Paul's perfect place.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

the Crisp Factory: It's crunch time, as one of Britain's best-known brands launches its latest crisp flavour. From soil to shelf, tear into the journey of how Walkers' new crisp is born.

The Goggleboxers settle down for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think this time.

Bridget Christie, Aisling Bea and Chloe Petts muse over the week's news with Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker.

Control and I Think Joe Lycett: Joe shares jokes, paintings and some trolling he's been up to, such as breaking into banks, selling art for £12.5million and taking on Olympic medallists.

Bill's imagination works overtime at Swansea's Grand Theatre as he mixes genius musical parodies with illogical absurdity and bizarre stories from his colourful career.

Rose Matafeo joins Joe Lycett for mischief in Malmö. They visit the world's first twisting tower and the Disgusting Food Museum and sample insects and a spirit made from beaver glands.

Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism.

Gaynor offers a warm welcome to her guests at the Nateby Inn B&B in Cumbria. A cask-rolling competition turns out to be a barrel of laughs, but one guest hogs the limelight at dinner.

Graham and Julia host at Outfields Farm B&B in Ravensden, Bedfordshire, where they treat their guests to an adrenaline-fuelled afternoon at an indoor skydiving centre.

Bob Osborne takes a laid-back approach to running the At Home B&B in Chiswick, west London. His guests appreciate the art in his communal living space, but they're soon dishing the dirt.

Andrew and Clare host at the Ammonite Lodge guest house in Chard, Somerset, where they hope to bowl their guests over with a traditional game of skittles.

It's the final day of the competition and everyone meets for one last time to settle some scores and find out how much they've been paid and who's been crowned the best B&Bers.

Kirstie Allsopp makes a beehive piñata and a hot-air-balloon-inspired paper garland that's perfect for a children's party.

Kirstie and Phil revisit globetrotter Matt in Windsor, and Justin and Deborah in Sheffield, to see what a few new additions to the family did for their house-hunting dreams.

Doug asks Carrie to tell him how she feels about his weight, but when she does just that, he can't resist getting his revenge by picking faults with her.

Doug feels neglected when Carrie decides to go back to college. Guest starring Ricki Lake as Doug's sister.

Doug and Carrie agree that they shouldn't buy a new car because Doug's union may be going on strike. But Doug can't resist a new off-roader.

With his union striking, Doug takes work as a substitute teacher at the school where his sister Stephanie works. But the job's not as easy as he thinks.

Debra's parents come round for Thanksgiving dinner. Debra's so pleased that they're not like Frank and Marie - or are they.

Much to Debra's annoyance, Marie mollycoddles Ray when he thinks he's coming down with something.

Ray buys Debra an extravagant Christmas present so that she'll let him go on a golfing weekend. But what if she's getting him a generous gift too.

Station boss Kate doesn't object to the pranks that Bulldog plays on Frasier, despite Dr Crane's obvious discomfort.

On the day when he's hosting a wine-tasting party, Frasier hires a contractor to remove a scratch from his floor, but he takes apart the whole apartment.

Frasier marches into Kate's office demanding a pay rise. So why do they end up playing tonsil hockey instead.

Moe reopens his bar as a slick members' club. So Homer opens a 'hunting club' in his garage with R.E.M. playing live.

A hypnotist reawakens repressed memories from Homer's childhood. But what was the event that scared him so badly when he was 12? Guest starring Paul Newman.

Bart and Homer are tethered together by a strict judge after Bart and Milhouse are accused of stealing Chief Wiggum's police car.

Homer and Marge are framed for murder and face the electric chair. Guest starring Carmen Electra as herself.

In Worthing and Portsmouth, pensioners Bill and Hilary, dance fans Micaela and Sanchez and kids' entertainer Doug and his partner Patsy compete in a week of hippy happenings and hip-hop.

The competition begins at B&B at No.3 in Market Bosworth. Hosts Mac and Jo take pride in their Tudor architecture, but they've got a breakfast bombshell for their guests.

On day two, a topsy-turvy breakfast at Noreen and Chloe's establishment - The Bull Hotel in Buckinghamshire - leaves some of their guests happier than others.

At The Chequers Inn in Battle, East Sussex, Shaun and Kelly aim to please with their historic surroundings and homemade ingredients. But one guest delivers a shock in their feedback.

The last visit is to Hastings House in East Sussex, where Ian and Bev aim to provide an upmarket experience. But according to two guests, that doesn't extend to their towels.

The B&Bers sharpen their knives on payment day as they debate bad breakfasts, miserable mini bars and terrible towels, before the winning B&B is crowned.

Toby Jones and Catherine Zeta-Jones lead a stellar cast in a reboot of the comedy classic. The hapless Home Guard platoon gets involved with D-Day. But there's a spy in their midst.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Richard enjoys a Wight good time at Cowes Week racing regatta and tests out his seven-star service skills at a superyacht school.

Ross's muscles are breaking down and his pee is brown. Melting glaciers and a hurricane threaten his epic swim. Can the RAF and some amazing northern lights help.

In Rome, Alice digs into some of the stories behind the city's world-famous ancient landmarks and Rome's debt to the Etruscans. In Florence, it's time for cocktails.

Steven Spielberg's coming-of-age drama about a young man who dreams of reshaping the world through the medium of film. Sound familiar? With Michelle Williams and Seth Rogen.

Sci-fi thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. A US commando unit gets trapped in the jungle by a murderous, seemingly invincible alien hunter. But they ain't got time to bleed.

Gordon revisits three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use.

In Cornwall, artistic Zaya and Damian serve a modern British menu, property developers Kelly and Jon show off their refurbished mansion, and Emma and Gavin host a fun-filled Cornish night.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Homer reads classic tales from an overdue library book, with himself as Odysseus at the Battle of Troy, Lisa as Joan of Arc, and Bart as Hamlet.

Moe reopens his bar as a slick members' club. So Homer opens a 'hunting club' in his garage with R.E.M. playing live.

A hypnotist reawakens repressed memories from Homer's childhood. But what was the event that scared him so badly when he was 12? Guest starring Paul Newman.

Bart and Homer are tethered together by a strict judge after Bart and Milhouse are accused of stealing Chief Wiggum's police car.

Homer and Marge are framed for murder and face the electric chair. Guest starring Carmen Electra as herself.

Carrie suggests that Arthur should spend the day with Doug and Deacon to cheer them up while they're on strike. But it doesn't turn out as she'd hoped.

Carrie and Doug reminisce about their first Thanksgiving together, when Doug first met Arthur and his wife Lily.

Doug and Carrie babysit Deacon and Kelly's son Kirby, but he catches them in a compromising position on his parents' bed.

Ray tries to prove his 'manliness' after failing to act swiftly enough in an emergency involving Debra.

Ray's sent by his paper to cover the Super Bowl, but his excitement's tempered by having to choose someone to accompany him. Will he make the right choice.

Ray's horrified to learn that his mother used to read his diary, which contained his most personal - and perverted - thoughts.

It's the morning after, and Kate and Frasier are worried about the consequences of their fling.

Niles decides to stand up to Maris. So she decides to divorce him.

Frasier's excited that his son Frederick is coming for Christmas, but Martin thinks a proper Christmas should mean more than just educational presents.

Matt Forde chats about his UK tour. Yinka and Kola Bokkini discuss their YouTube show. And there's music from Leigh-Anne Pinnock.

Homer, Lenny and Carl start a security firm and are given the contract to look after the town when Mayor Quimby realises how inept Chief Wiggum is.

Homer gets a job writing fortune cookie messages, one of which tells Mr Burns he will find love.

Homer annoys a fortune teller, who places curses on each of the Simpsons. He captures a leprechaun to break the curse, but all does not go to plan.

George visits a Moroccan oasis in the Cotswolds and seeks inspiration for his secret garden studio flat. And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang gets an extension on the Isle of Wight.

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It's derby day as Jill Scott and Maisie Adam present live coverage of the fifth round. Will this be a sweet day for the Toffees or will Liverpool have them seeing red.

Can a fox-red Labrador called Bear impress two would-be owners without putting his paw in it? And 88-year-old identical twins hope that pint-sized Alfie will join them at the pub.

The potters make body part pots and sculptures of their bodies in motion, fired in brick kilns that they're building themselves. Who can carve out a place in the semi-final.

The final twelve solve a complex maths game to escape from a maze. Then the top eight compete against each other in a mind-bending memory game, for a place in the final four.

The Goggleboxers settle down for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think this time.

Poignant road-trip comedy with Channing Tatum. A soldier with PTSD must escort a traumatised army canine to a comrade's funeral. Can man and dog save each other's lives.

Present: Hindman's BIFA-winning, BAFTA-nominated short film is a propulsive journey through the world of a British Pakistani takeaway as tensions rise with the heat of the stove.

Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use.

Homer, Lenny and Carl start a security firm and are given the contract to look after the town when Mayor Quimby realises how inept Chief Wiggum is.

The story of one of Britain's most successful and controversial prime ministers, following Blair's meteoric rise to Labour leader and prime minister with a landslide in 1997.

Homer gets a job writing fortune cookie messages, one of which tells Mr Burns he will find love.

Homer annoys a fortune teller, who places curses on each of the Simpsons. He captures a leprechaun to break the curse, but all does not go to plan.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Ian in the seaside town of Broadstairs, Kent, and newly-engaged couple Tara and Alastair in Edinburgh.

Another chance to catch Friday's new episode, with Chris Packham in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Kelly returns from Europe with a French boyfriend in tow, causing consternation for Woody. Cliff aims to cheat death by having his head cryogenically frozen.

Rebecca and Sam worry about freeloaders when Cheers is featured in an entertainment coupon book. Carla's mother makes an unreasonable demand.

Carla tells everyone that the football table is possessed. Sam raises the stakes in his feud with restaurant owner John Hill by trying to date his daughter.

After spending a Valentine's dinner without talking to each other, Ray and Debra agree to take an interest in each other's hobbies.

Ray isn't happy about the twins' roles in the school play.

Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, who he fell for in Rome, and her dad. Will the holiday romance continue.

Frasier realises that he has strong feelings for Kate, just as she announces that she's moving to Chicago.

Frasier realises that he hasn't made any friends since moving to Seattle, so he sets out to meet someone new.

When Joe stays overnight with Daphne, Frasier is shocked and Niles is. well, you can imagine.

When Niles decides that it's time to start dating again, he takes Daphne to a posh society ball. But has she got the wrong idea about his intentions.

Mike, Frank, Danielle and Robbie continue to double down in Virginia but hit a roadblock with a seller who won't let go of a one-of-a-kind find.

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Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw travel back in time with a 1986 Rover SD1, which belongs to 58-year-old landscape gardener Darren, whose ill health has taken its toll.

In Gloucestershire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet farmer Ken. In his barns, Henry finds a rare pre-WWII exercise bike and farmyard potato scales.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Angela and Simon dream of owning a farmhouse in France's Poitou-Charentes region, where they can indulge in art and yoga. Lucy Alexander shows them what £225k can buy.

In Portugal, Stretch and Rachael get to work on a run-down property. David and Lane open a French antiques emporium. Rachel joins forces with her brother at his ranch in Spain.

The B&B battle is back for a new run. Louise and Daga offer breathtaking views at their place in Cornwall. But forget what's out the window - the B&Bers are preoccupied with their tellies.

Knives, forks and small talk. the culinary contest is back! On night one in Bradford, Kulvir fuses Punjabi food with British classics. But could a dessert downfall scupper supper.

Marcia wants a holiday home in the Gran Alacant area of Spain's Costa Blanca for her £110k. Will a spacious apartment hitting all the right notes or a tempting townhouse be the perfect one.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Joe Swash and The Batch Lady transform more families' mealtimes. In Yorkshire, can Fiona reduce her food waste and diversify her protein-powered sons' diets.

In an idyllic Oxfordshire hamlet, the fish in the river keep dying. Why? David Thewlis and Jason Watkins lead in this real-life drama of victims, whistleblowers and water companies.

On the beat dealing with Brighton's hectic nightlife as trouble comes thick and fast for the night coppers - from a bunch of youths in a street fight to a knocked-out football fan.

The cops are called to an incident at a petrol station. There's a complicated domestic dispute about missing teeth. A disgruntled drunk targets a security guard's nether regions.

French thriller about a dangerous infatuation. When Élodie and her family move to a peaceful suburb, their new neighbour seems charming. But his mask soon slips. In French/subs.

Productions Presents: BAFTA and IFTA nominated short film with Aidan Gillen. When a faded 80s pop star performs in Belfast, he learns that one of his songs now has a dark significance.

Can Gordon Ramsay get two brothers to work through their problems and save their failing New York diner.

From the peak of his powers to his most controversial decision - how Blair took Britain to war in Iraq. With contributions from Blair, Bill Clinton and leading opponents of the war.

Ross's muscles start breaking down and his pee turns brown. Melting glaciers and a hurricane threaten his epic swim. Can the RAF and the amazing northern lights help.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Dodger sets out to prove that Smithy is corrupt. Vicky's confidence is crushed. And McQueen family members return as a series of 'what if' scenarios play out during a high-stakes situation.

Another chance to watch yesteday's new episode, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Robin proposes to Rebecca and wants to marry her when he gets out of jail, but she gets cold feet. Frasier's hooked on the new karaoke machine.

Robin hires a music star to sing at his wedding to Rebecca, who's forgotten her cold feet, but Sam's request makes her change her tune about the marriage.

Rebecca struggles to come to terms with the fact that she's broken off her marriage to Robin.

Marie and Debra have a housekeeping war after Ray gets sucked into buying a cutting-edge vacuum cleaner.

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value - but Debra insists that she's already given it back.

Debra's angry when Ray contributes $1000 to his friends' hare-brained scheme to open a go-kart business without consulting her.

When Diane visits Seattle, Frasier is torn between his feelings for her and his resentment from when she ditched him at the altar.

Maris needs Niles's help, and he thinks it's a chance to get back together. But he has to gain a favour from a shady character in order to assist her.

Frasier suggests that everyone celebrates the leap year by trying something daring - but, as usual, his plans go awry.

It's a bad day for American café society as a disgruntled Frasier has his favourite table at Café Nervosa taken over by a rude man.

It's make or break for the Virginia business strategy. A motorbike legend is ready to sell some high-octane stock. And a rare Growler toy is very old and very odd.

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Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Kent to fix up a rusty 1965 Ford Mustang for a surprise reveal in front of 10,000 people at London's O2 Arena.

In Brighton, Henry Cole salvages a kid's scooter from the junk in recycler Cat's sea containers. Simon O'Brien constructs the largest corkscrew that valuer Ronnie has ever seen.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Lee Juggurnauth heads to south-east Spain around the Costa Cálida to help Trevor and Mel find a dream holiday home. Will any of Lee's five fabulous options hit the spot.

There are build problems at Stretch and Rachael's Portuguese reno. Can David and Lane sniff out more business at their French emporium? Will Rachel save the Spanish ranch.

The new run continues. Steve and Andrew host the week's second visit at Cae Court Hotel in Bridgend, where the B&Bers raise a tostada to a brilliant Spanish brekkie.

The new run continues. In Bradford, Jason plans a menu of Yorkshire's finest but keeps throwing his efforts in the bin! After postcode palaver, have Jason's chances 'bin' and gone.

Mandy and Andy lap up Lake Como's stunning shores to find the perfect holiday home for £130k. Will an apartment that they've already seen online live up to their expectations in real life.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

That exploring-a-new-city excitement. But how can we enjoy a beautiful city break without breaking the bank? Jasmine Harman reveals how to land cheap flights and bag free luggage.

The drama continues as David Thewlis stars in a real-life story of pollution and criminal convictions that exposes how water companies have polluted our natural resources for so long.

What do the Goggleboxers think of Black Mirror, Gladiators and The Apprentice? Also, Britain's Got Talent, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer and Casualty.