Brokers John and Mary head to Windsor to view a mega mansion in 40 acres of prime polo territory. And Guy Bradshaw from Sotheby's takes on a neglected Grade I listed mansion in North Wales.

Marge befriends a criminal who holds up a bank while she's waiting in the queue.

When Milhouse's parents remarry and go on a honeymoon cruise, their boat capsizes and they're presumed dead, so Milhouse acquires a new macho attitude.

Sideshow Bob is put on trial for trying to murder the Simpsons. At the trial, Bart inadvertently kills him - but is he really dead.

Another chance to catch Friday's new episode, with Jo Good in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

The competition's intense when Sam and Woody bet on which of them can kiss Rebecca before midnight. Will either of them succeed, or will she catch them out.

Evan Drake is moving to Tokyo, so Rebecca drives him to the airport and takes the opportunity to confess her feelings. But he has a favour to ask.

Evan Drake's replacement, Greg Stone, fires Rebecca as bar manager and promotes Sam. In a bid to curry favour, Sam plots to get her rehired.

Ray reluctantly accompanies Debra to parenting classes but then discovers that he can put the skills he learns to good use. with his own parents.

Ray agrees to take Robert out on the anniversary of his divorce but is disturbed by the brotherly bonding that develops.

To teach Ally a lesson about quitting, Ray resumes the piano lessons with his mother that he gave up 25 years earlier.

Frasier plots revenge on Bulldog after he finds himself on the receiving end of an office prank.

Frasier makes a deal with his Trekkie workmate Noel that he'll get him Scott Bakula's autograph if Noel teaches him Hebrew. But all does not go to plan.

Frasier hires a housekeeper to replace Daphne, but she proves less than reliable. Niles fears his toothache may be a sign of something serious.

The Cranes pay an unexpected visit to the hospital as Niles prepares to undergo heart bypass surgery.

On a family compound near NYC, Mike flips for the coin-operated elephant in the room, and a mega collection of A-list mannequins leaves the guys dumbfounded.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Cambridge to rescue a cherished but tired and rusty 1991 Range Rover Vogue SE that needs some TLC.

On the Isle of Wight, Henry Cole turns tank parts into hanging baskets, while Simon O'Brien transforms old insulators into trendy lighting.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Tom Read Wilson in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Retirees Annette and Malcom are ready to embark on a Spanish adventure in Almería, where they can soak up the winter sun. Leah Charles-King shows them what their £200k can buy.

The new series continues. In Spain, Adam and Ali risk it all as they expand their empire. It's a marathon not a sprint for Tracey and John at their Bulgarian holiday site.

New series. Ambitious renovators compete to win the ultimate prize: a stunning chateau. Their first challenge is to transform run-down garages into entertainment spaces.

Dimpi and Divali explore Lanzarote's luscious offerings for their £250k, from an awesome apartment a stone's throw from the beach to a Playa Blanca bungalow that blows them away.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Jamie Oliver proves that budget doesn't have to mean basic with a tremendous Thai traybake, a sassy sardine spaghetti and a low-cost luscious cherry chocolate mousse.

It's the final countdown as the recruits face their last but toughest challenge: a 12-hour interrogation including hoods, stress and extreme noise. Only the strongest survive.

The Endgame and With Love, Meghan.

Coronation Street, Love Island, Countdown, Clarkson's Farm, Gary Barlow's Food and Wine Tour: Australia and Tom Kerridge Secrets of the Pub Kitchen.

It's the year 2048, and Greg Davies and Alex Horne are hosting from a post-apocalyptic future. Did Taskmaster harbour any warning signs that society was utterly doomed? Almost certainly.

The emotional strain is cranked even higher as the escape and evasion challenge leads the remaining celebs into the darkness, where they must somehow navigate through the unknown.

In the Arctic Circle, Jason Fox and an elite team of military veterans open up to each other about men's mental health while taking on one of the world's toughest ultramarathons.

In California, Gordon Ramsay visits Lela's, a fine dining restaurant run by inexperienced owner Lela and young chef Ricky. Can Gordon save them from complete disaster.

Richard and Bridget's boxy Brampton home has lost its sparkle. Kirstie sprinkles her magic with a clever conversion, but a shock turn of events changes everything.

Sienna and Cleo's relationship is still fragile. Ant finds himself in hot water. Old friends return to help lift Donny's spirits. And a revenge plot closes in on one resident.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Tom Read Wilson in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

One of Sam's exes tells him that he may be the father of her unborn child, so he swears he'll abstain from sex for a year if his paternity test proves negative.

Greg Stone is fired and Rebecca gets a new boss - Martin Teal, a young hotshot who takes a liking to her and reinstates her as bar manager.

The company send Sam to open a new bar in Mexico, but Rebecca needs him to stay in Boston and pose as her fiancé to defend her from Martin.

Ray's guilt about lying to Debra so that he can play golf turns into stress, for which his doctor prescribes an ironic cure.

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray feels guilty that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike.

Debra convinces Ray to give working from home a try, but things don't turn out as she planned.

Frasier's driven round the bend by the new lease of life that Niles has acquired following his midlife crisis.

Christmas is coming and so, it seems, is a Crane family feud. Niles and Daphne want to hold the family get-together, but Frasier decides that he'll host too.

Frasier and Niles enjoy the plush comforts of Seattle's premier spa and are happy with their pampering - until they discover there's a 'Gold Level'.

Tension mounts when Frasier's forced to share his studio and airtime with the station's new finance reporter, an arrogant ex-stock market analyst.

In Pennsylvania, Mike and Frank meet a self-confessed 'mad scientist' who drives a tank and creates his own lightning. But can he hypnotise Frank.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

In the West Midlands, Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue one of Tim's all-time favourites: a BMW 2002 Turbo, which has been rusting away on its owner's driveway.

In Cumbria, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien visit collector Paula, who needs some cash to fix her leaking roof. They restore a Morris Minor and turn unwanted wood into furniture.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Tom Read Wilson in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Fran and Noel can't wait to find their perfect holiday home in Andalucía's stunning Pueblos Blancos to enjoy with their two dogs. Can Laura Hamilton find them the one for their £100k.

The new series continues. Greg and Daisy push to launch their motorcycle tours. There are biblical problems for Adam and Ali. And is the end in sight for a Bulgarian holiday let.

The new series continues. One couple's French dream comes to an end, as Chateau DIY's Stephanie joins Max to judge the entertainment spaces; whose dazzle and whose disappoint.

Keen foodies Joe and Ali look for a Tuscan bolthole for £110k, from a stunning stone house to a characterful curveball that gives them food for thought! Do any have the recipe for success.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

What chemicals can be found in diet drinks? And what effect does eating wholefoods and cooking nutritious recipes have on our health.

The investigation into one of the country's worst serial paedophiles takes detectives to even darker places when several large bones are found in the offender's old garden.

A car is in flames. A thief is fatally stabbed. A 999 call comes in and an investigation begins. But if nothing is what it first seems, can the police bring the guilty to justice.

In this true crime story, Manchester Police get a chilling 999 call. A man's being forced into a car. He vanishes without a trace. Detectives race to find him before it's too late.

The extraordinary story of the Allied forces who filmed the terrible scenes in the Nazi concentration camps, and Sidney Bernstein's attempt to produce a documentary of what they found.

Gordon Ramsay visits Sebastian's, a pizzeria in Los Angeles. The customers are scarce and the debt is mounting. Can Gordon turn the restaurant's fortunes around.

In Leeds, the competition features a Pavarotti-style vocal performance, home-cooked fare and fine dining, a problem preparing duck to order, and a mankini.

Fred Sirieix goes on a delicious journey in this ultimate global restaurant guide. In Puglia, Dermot O'Leary treats Fred to some sublime cucina povera.

Jamie Oliver takes root vegetables to another level, makes scrumptious sticky BBQ chicken and turns things upside down with a pineapple cake, all for under a quid a portion.

In central London, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit a flat that's practically on the banks of the Thames. Tina loves it but Gareth wants a big home in suburbia.

Another chance to watch yesterday's new episode, with Tom Read Wilson in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Carla awaits Eddie's return from his latest road trip with the ice show, but she's angry when she discovers he may be fooling around with one of the cast.

Norm's hidden talents as an interior designer are discovered after Frasier and Lilith fire their decorator and get him to spruce up their apartment.

Cliff's depressed when nobody visits him in hospital after he has his appendix removed, so he decides to overhaul his personality.

Ray's competitive side emerges when Debra invites him to help her write some children's books for Ally.

Ray buys his dad an expensive aquarium for his 65th birthday, just like the one in the Chinese restaurant. At first Frank loves it, but then one fish dies.

Ray accompanies Debra to a high school reunion, where he's unmasked as a former nerd. Worse still, Debra was one of the cool kids who used to tease him.

Lilith pays an unexpected visit to Seattle and tells Frasier that she would like another child through artificial insemination.

Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. But catastrophe ensues.

Frasier asks an attractive gym coach to team up with him for a squash tournament, then develops a massive crush on her.

Frasier and Niles are volunteered to participate in a bike-a-thon for AIDS research. Unfortunately, neither of them can ride a bike.

Mike and Frank have their hands full with an overzealous super-collector. And Danielle lands in NYC for a high-stakes auction of rock-legend memorabilia.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to South Wales to rescue former boy racer Huw's rusty Vauxhall Astra GTE, which has been off the road for over 20 years.

In Suffolk, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet former agony aunt Janet, whose garden shed is crammed with goodies, including some rare furniture and a vintage tram bench.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Tom Read Wilson in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Jesper and David can't wait to retire and make the permanent move to Valencia's stunning countryside. Jasmine Harman shows them five exciting options for £250k.

The new series continues. On the Costa del Sol, will Adam and Ali's new bar turn into a money pit? And bad weather threatens the launch of Greg and Daisy's biker tours business.

The new series continues. The remaining three pairs face a new renovation challenge. As creativity and nerves are pushed to the limit, who can keep their chateau dream alive.

Ann and Chris want a holiday home near bustling Valencia, in a province that's also famous for its stunning coastline and rich oranges. Will it be a fruitful search.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Sam and Andy's blast-from-the-past bungalow needs a mega overhaul. But after seeing Phil's turnkey treats, will this blast from the past become a thing of the past.

Crime drama set in York. Unholy secrets surface when a monk is found dead in a chapel. Patience rethinks her decision about Elliot, and finds herself centre stage.

That Shocked the World: The truth behind the rocket disaster of 1986 that killed seven US astronauts. Why did the launch go ahead after NASA engineers called for it to be cancelled.

Trainspotter Francis chases his childhood dream to become an astronaut, plunging into a gruelling training regime in this heartfelt and surprising space odyssey.

It's the final countdown as the recruits face their last but toughest challenge: a 12-hour interrogation including hoods, stress and extreme noise. Only the strongest survive.

It's the final countdown as the recruits face their last but toughest challenge: a 12-hour interrogation including hoods, stress and extreme noise. Only the strongest survive.

Gordon Ramsay visits Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons, where the family feuding has got out of hand. Can Gordon mediate.

Gordon Ramsay visits Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons, where the family feuding has got out of hand. Can Gordon mediate.

Supernatural horror about a deadly ghoul that can be conjured by blowing across an empty bottle on an empty bridge. Can a world-weary ex-cop stop the apparently inevitable bloodshed.

Neo-western with Kevin Costner. After losing their only son, a retired sheriff and his wife try to save their former daughter-in-law from her abusive partner.

George Clarke meets a couple who are transforming a one-room Victorian bakehouse into a two-bedroom flat, and a classic car fan who's turning a Reliant Robin into a camper van.

George Clarke meets a couple who are transforming a one-room Victorian bakehouse into a two-bedroom flat, and a classic car fan who's turning a Reliant Robin into a camper van.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Kirstie and Phil are in Royal Wootton Bassett with Matt and Lucia, whose home is creaking at the seams. Can Phil's alternatives rival Kirstie's new layout plans.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Tom Read Wilson in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Norm, Cliff and Woody decide to prove their masculinity by going skydiving, but they're too scared to jump out of the plane and they have to lie about it later.

Frasier's a disaster when he takes over from Woody as a children's party clown. Sam's ex's daughter catches his eye.

The Woodman Strikes Back: Sam and the Cheers gang are determined to beat Gary's Old Town Tavern in the annual Boston Bloody Mary Competition.

Debra writes to Marie to tell her to stop interfering after she ruins her Tupperware party, but a shocked Ray tries to intercept the letter.

Ray volunteers for a Battle of Gettysburg re-enactment to spend some quality time with his father - but it turns out that they're fighting on opposite sides.

Ray's oldest living relative, his great aunt Sarina, turns up from Italy to help Ally with a school project about family trees.

Frasier's jealous when his depressed station manager finds more comfort in Martin's advice than Frasier's psychiatry. Niles and Daphne study yoga.

The Crane brothers find their social influence growing, thanks to a Russian backstreet caviar dealer.

Frasier turns his hand to DIY when he helps out with a local homebuilding scheme. Unfortunately, his plans are rather too grand.

Frasier and Niles search for a new coffee house when they're annoyed by a street singer who starts playing at Café Nervosa.

With $20,000 at stake, can Robbie and the team safely manoeuvre a mammoth 1929 roadster down a decaying 100-year-old wooden elevator? And what's that hissing sound?

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Eastbourne to secretly restore farmer Keith's 1962 Mini Cooper S, which has been rotting in a shed for decades.

On the sunny Isle of Wight, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien find an unusual three-wheeled motorbike and unearth an old projector screen that Simon wants to turn into a work of art.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Tom Read Wilson in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Newly-weds Sue and Tony are starting married life with a difference. in sun-drenched Spain. Can Ben Hillman find them the perfect new home in Almería for their budget of £180k.

The new series continues. Greg and Daisy try to steer clear of the road to nowhere with their biker business. And will Tony and Natasha finish their French renovation in time.

The new series continues. After pouring everything into transforming their bedrooms, which pairs will earn a spot in the week's final challenge? And whose French dream is over.

Pam and Andrew look for a holiday home by the Garonne river in France. Will a wow-factor homely country house or a fabulous farmhouse giving all the feels have that je ne sais quoi.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Lorraine enjoys a spot of glass-blowing on the Lofoten Islands and continues even further up Norway's stunning coast in search of the dazzling Northern Lights.

Crime drama. In a tense finale, Patience and Frankie are held at gunpoint as Frankie's past emerges. And Patience follows her heart and learns life-changing news.

Anita, who's 44, is rushed to Queen's after having a cardiac arrest at home. Bob's 94. He has a head injury. And five-year-old Lottie's injured her leg while dancing with her mum.

The investigation into one of the country's worst serial paedophiles takes detectives to even darker places when several large bones are found in the offender's old garden.

True crime documentary. Actor Emilia Fox joins experts investigating cold murder cases. Could new evidence identify Scotland's Templeton Woods murderer from the 1970s.

Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York. The restaurant has been restored, but owner Dean can't get customers through the door.

The documentary continues. Half a billion people across the globe watch Bruno, Lewis, Eubank and Benn fight in October 1993. But after such a high, what comes next? Enter Don King.

Lennox Lewis aims to become the first British undisputed world heavyweight champion. But what happens when there are no more fights to fight? Can old wounds ever heal.

It's Raku Week! Whose animal sculptures will the judges go wild for? And when guest judge Nick Mackman sets a sculpting spot test, whose Raku will get them through.

In an edition from Portsmouth and the Isle of Wight, Maddi and Givon serve fine champagne and fusion food, Kate and Dan play it safe, and Ali and John's risky menu causes kitchen chaos.

Another chance to watch yesterday's new episode, with Tom Read Wilson in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Rebecca housesits for one of the company executives and looks after his pet dog, but when Sam comes over to lend a hand, the hound escapes.

Sam still believes he can win over Rebecca, especially when she admits there's a song that makes her feel romantic. Cliff trains a new female postal worker.

Rebecca, Sam and Woody run the bar at a party for Kelly, the daughter of a company executive. Woody competes for Kelly's attention with her arrogant boyfriend.

Ray asks Marie to teach Debra how to make her famous meatballs, to cure his wife's culinary inferiority complex. But Ray's plan has unexpected consequences.

Ray runs into money trouble when he takes over the family finances to show Debra how easy it is.

Ray is bored when he goes for a ride in Robert's police car, but his disinterest is soon replaced by terror when they get caught in a hold-up.

Frasier's jealous when he finds out about his former agent Bebe's relationship with his old friend Dr Phil.

Martin worries that he might not be Frasier and Niles's father when he notices the similarities that they share with his wife's former colleague.

Frasier shares an unexpected kiss with Julia while trying to steal files from her ex's office. Niles enjoys a trip to the shooting range more than he expected.

Roz prepares to leave the radio station and join a rival company, but not before voicing her concerns about Frasier's new relationship with Julia.

After a mammoth pick on a 25-acre Ohio homestead, Mike and Frank comb through the largest collection of sideshow memorabilia they've ever seen.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend take Tim's 1965 Ford Mustang Fastback on a road trip to revisit some of their favourite cars from series one to four.

can the boys find some spooky rides in his shed.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Tom Read Wilson in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Phil and Justine love the Costa del Sol, and now that they've retired, they're looking for the perfect place to enjoy the Spanish sunshine. Will Mijas deliver their dream for £200k.

The new series continues. Tony and Natasha are determined to create luxury gîte accommodation. And disaster strikes on the Costa del Sol as Adam and Ali's dream goes up in smoke.

The new series continues. In the final showdown of heat one, the last two pairs must plan and host a real event at Château de Lalacelle. Who'll go through to the grand final.

Vanessa and Peter see what Almería Province can offer for their £180k. Will a wow-factor farmhouse or vivacious villa vibes steal their hearts.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

David challenges the notion that cats aren't a guy thing, meets some life-saving cats and explores the ways we can honour our feline family members.

Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Judi Love take on Rob Beckett and Miles Jupp. And a special guest parachutes in to help the losing team.

Tom Davis and Lorraine Kelly join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker as they return with a new series, offering their unique satirical insight into current world events.

Comedy sequel. The lads visit Jay in Australia after he tells them he's living a life of hedonism and sexual promiscuity as a superstar DJ.

Chris Morris's weaponised comedy about an innocent preacher who gets framed by cynical FBI agents who need a win in the War on Terror. Written by Jesse 'Succession' Armstrong.

Can Gordon Ramsay fix Meson de Mesilla, a Tuscan-style hotel in Las Cruces, New Mexico, that's falling flat.

David O'Doherty joins Joe Lycett for a Costa del stroll along the Caminito del Rey, a 100-year-old barrel drink, a spot of dolphin watching and a visit to Picasso's birthplace.

Jamie Oliver makes a sublime dukkah roast lamb feast with a fantastic hack to speed up cooking.

John and Sue Blakemore host first, at the Golf House on the Isle of Wight. While breakfast is a big hit, a suspicious stain in the loo proves controversial.

Nick and his best friend Layla welcome their rivals to The New Inn in St John's Wood, London. But guests John and Sue are left cold by their 'corporate and impersonal' room.

At The Bunkroom in Chester, David is determined to prove that hostelling is for everyone - even if his wife isn't convinced. What will the guests make of the bunk beds and budget breakfast.

The last visit of the week is to John Graham's The B&B in Blackpool, where competition between the guests builds during a game of tenpin bowling. And there's tension at the dinner table.

The B&Bers meet one last time to find out how much they've been paid and confront their critics. Tension runs high, but who will be crowned best value B&B of the week.

Doug tries to sabotage Carrie's plans to invite her friend Susie and her boring husband Mike to stay over on Thanksgiving.

Doug and Carrie's bowling friends tell Doug that he has to fire Carrie from the team.

Doug reluctantly agrees to invest his Christmas bonus in an online business. Arthur tries to outdo the neighbours' big wreath.

Ally's constantly getting into bed with her parents, complaining about monsters in her room. Sleep-deprived Ray tries everything to solve the problem.

Debra discovers that her mother-in-law prefers Robert's girlfriend solely on the basis that she's a 'good girl', making Debra wonder what exactly a 'good girl' is.

Debra's upset when Ray fails to back her up in an argument with a competitive parent about 'unapproved' pretzels at Ally's little league game.

Roz isn't happy when the station announces that it's found her replacement. But if she stays, she'll have to put up with Frasier's new romance.

Daphne and Niles have an important announcement to make, but Frasier's girlfriend steals their thunder.

The debonair conductor of the Seattle Opera mistakenly believes that Frasier is gay and starts courting him.

In an Emmy-winning episode, Homer wakes up with no memory of the night before and his family gone. Has he done something awful.

When Mayor Quimby calls an early election, the candidates are so uninspiring that the voters elect Ralph Wiggum in protest.

Homer reminisces about how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so that Marge could go to university.

Stuck in a tunnel on Valentine's Day, Homer regales the family with a romantic tale about Bonnie and Clyde.

Professionals: In West Yorkshire, Richard and John host at The Quarry with their British nosh. They face Japanese restaurant Bento and Tammy and Holly's pub, West End House.

The competition begins at NightSky Glamping in Abersoch, run by Angie and her daughter Caitlin. The guests love the hot tubs and views, but one of them admits that they hate camping.

Visit two is to Johnny Dough's Restaurant with Rooms in Conwy, North Wales. After a boat trip, host Morgan reveals his surprising past. Will his efforts produce good scores in the feedback.

We're off to the Peak District for the week's third visit, at The Royal Oak, run by Kadir. But two sets of guests experience some mouldy misery in their bathrooms.

The last visit of the week is to The Dovecote Inn in Nottinghamshire, run by Sam and Sophie. Can their cracking continental turn things around after an underwhelming day out.

On payment day, cutlery quibbles, grout gripes and breakfast bombshells are debated, before the payments are revealed and the winner is announced.

Brilliant Builds: Take a look back at more ingenious improvements. This time: inherited homes, from craving countryside in Chippenham to weary walls in Warwickshire.

Best Homes: The new series continues. From a hilltop fortress to an estuary abode that literally goes with the flow, Phil explores homes inspired by their unique environment.

In Kingston's red-hot property market, Phil helps Mike and David find their first home. And can Kirstie help Kat and Pat find a place of their own before they get married.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Sci-fi blockbuster sequel starring Jeff Goldblum and Liam Hemsworth. Twenty years after Earth repelled a devastating alien invasion, the extraterrestrials return to finish the job.

Darkly comic ursine misadventure about a disparate group of people who happen across a coked-up bear - aka Pablo Eskobear - in the American wilderness. With Keri Russell.

Violent action-thriller with Jason Statham. Terrorists hire a courier to drive a kidnapped woman across Europe, on a journey that gets ever more dangerous.

Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs.

In Devon, Matt and Sarah admit to not knowing what scallops or celeriac are, Jake and Ian question the canapés , and foodies James and Laura get competitive with a French theme.

Sam and Andy's blast-from-the-past bungalow needs a mega overhaul. But after seeing Phil's turnkey treats, will this blast from the past become a thing of the past.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back on some clever builds. In Surrey, Pippa's sick of her 'tatty little bungalow'. Can Kirstie help her fall back in love with her home.

In an Emmy-winning episode, Homer wakes up with no memory of the night before and his family gone. Has he done something awful.

When Mayor Quimby calls an early election, the candidates are so uninspiring that the voters elect Ralph Wiggum in protest.

Homer reminisces about how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so that Marge could go to university.

Stuck in a tunnel on Valentine's Day, Homer regales the family with a romantic tale about Bonnie and Clyde.

Doug reluctantly agrees to be his cousin's best man, but the stag party doesn't go as planned.

Doug arranges a reunion for his school football team but is angry when his championship-winning block is credited to his teammate Tom.

When a cold spell hits New York, Arthur moves into the room next to Doug and Carrie - and soon drives them to distraction.

Robert's traffic school students are bored by his class, so he introduces Traffic Cop Timmy, a puppet who's anything but boring.

Ray becomes concerned with his own mortality when he discovers that he's shrunk a quarter of an inch and is no longer six feet tall.

Ray's shocked when Debra takes all their baby stuff to a garage sale. He didn't know that they'd decided not to have any more children.

It's a battle of the Cranes as Frasier and Martin fall for the same woman - the boys' childhood babysitter.

Frasier feels like a gooseberry on a night out with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee, so Roz convinces him to go on a date with her friend Ann.

Frasier overhears his dad's girlfriend Ronee making a date with another man, but when Martin hears the news, he accuses his son of eavesdropping.

Keala Settle, Seann Walsh and more.

Bart gets a new pranking partner. But when his tricks start to backfire, he doesn't know who to trust.

When Homer goes on a diet, Marge gets suspicious and gets a reality TV producer to keep an eye on him. Bart and Lisa play a disastrous trick on Martin.

The Simpsons take in Springfield's biggest tax evader, Lurleen Lumpkin, who's on the run from the police.

A terrified cockapoo is in a bad way and needs TLC and a haircut. Coco the dachshund must overcome first-date nerves as she meets 25-year-old Liv. Toddler Sam needs a playmate.

John and his daughter Grace get curious around Coimbra in Portugal as they search for John's new forever home. Leah Charles-King shows them what gems await for £100k.

Amazing Spaces' youngest-ever builders turn a battered bus into an ice cream van. George also visits a Portuguese beach home and celebrates three eccentric builds.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

The Victorians viewed train compartments as daring venues of intrigue and romance. And as the 20th century dawns, rail expands across the globe, headed for two shocking World Wars.

Francis battles with the extreme challenges of astronaut training. Can he keep going? After all, there may be more than one way to reach for the stars.

The remaining potters create holiday souvenir sets inspired by seaside towns, and candlestick holders. Who'll make waves, and who can hold onto a place in the next round.

Ordinary people with extraordinary minds compete to be crowned Secret Genius. The contestants enjoy an 'Eye Scream' challenge and quickfire chaos.

Alan Carr and Susie Dent host, as ordinary people with extraordinary minds compete to be crowned Secret Genius. The contestants enjoy an 'Eye Scream' challenge and quickfire chaos.

The Professionals, Noel Edmonds' Kiwi Adventure, Celebrity Puzzling and Olivia Attwood: The Price of Perfection.

Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Judi Love take on Rob Beckett and Miles Jupp. And a special guest parachutes in to help the losing team.

Comedy-drama with Liam Neeson. An estranged father and son team up to fix up and sell an old Tuscan villa that their late wife and mother left to them.

In Oregon, Gordon Ramsay tries to rescue the Applegate River Lodge, which is around $1 million in debt. Can he help the owners turn their fortunes around.

Bart gets a new pranking partner. But when his tricks start to backfire, he doesn't know who to trust.

When Homer goes on a diet, Marge gets suspicious and gets a reality TV producer to keep an eye on him. Bart and Lisa play a disastrous trick on Martin.

The Simpsons take in Springfield's biggest tax evader, Lurleen Lumpkin, who's on the run from the police.

In Rugby, party queens Soroya and Jodie's unusual pie horrifies super-confident Raj. And estate agent Michael and Caroline search for flaws in Raj and Freddie's 'perfect' relationship.

Kirstie Allsopp makes colourful recycled candles and a fun painted pebble game with her sons, and creates a host of cute feathered friends as she shows us how to make loo roll animals.

Carly and Phil can't agree whether to renovate or sell their four-bed High Wycombe semi. Kirstie has a smart solution but will Phil's tempting alternatives seduce them.

Another chance to watch Friday's new episode, with Tom Read Wilson in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Frasier and Lilith practise their parenting skills on Carla's precocious six-year-old son and plan to take him to a fancy restaurant, which annoys Carla.

Sam dates Erin, an exercise fan who exhausts him with her dedication to athletics and outdoor pursuits. Rebecca promotes Norm's decorating business.

Frasier and a pregnant Lilith reject civilisation and move to the wilderness to enjoy a natural way of life. Woody's forced to take his first holiday in ages.

Ray makes the mistake of asking Debra why she married him, rekindling memories of his proposal and his fears that she felt pressured into agreeing.

Ray reminisces about his wedding, when he worried that Debra was more interested in the big day than she was in her groom.

Ray moves his family into his parents' house when the termite exterminators visit. And Debra takes the opportunity to turn the tables on her in-laws.

Niles's ex-wife Maris needs his help. Can he keep her return secret from a pregnant and emotional Daphne.

Niles is suspected as an accomplice to murder, and Frasier accidentally recommends that his brother should be executed.

Lilith and Frasier are both set up on blind dates. on the same day. by a mutual friend. Niles and Daphne are upset when Martin's gun accidentally goes off.

When Maris is accused of murdering her husband, Niles becomes famous and starts mixing in the highest echelons of Seattle society.

The guys are blown away by a secret stash of rare bike and motorcycle parts and the ultimate aviation collectible: a propeller linked to Charles Lindbergh.

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Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up Andy's 1950s Ford Pop hot rod, which is jam-packed with modifications - but they're all bent, broken or riddled with rust.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien make an extraordinary find from a Dutch designer in accountant Debbie's lean-to.

Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Carol and David are making their dream of buying a home in Valencia a reality. They've already sold up in the UK, so the pressure's on to find the one for £225k.

The new series continues. Former soap star Stephen begins a new life as a B&B host in Italy. Can Valentina and Nino get their Bulgarian wellness retreat business off the ground.

The new series continues. It's the second heat and our new pairs tackle attic snug transformations. As team dynamics and creativity are tested, who'll keep their dream alive.

Danielle and Tony explore Estepona to find the perfect pad in paradise for £260k, from a beachside beauty to a place that has Danielle's jaw on the floor. Will they find the place for them.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Jamie Oliver shows us thrifty techniques to turn everyday ingredients into feasts, from crowd-pleasing pasties and gnarly gnocchi to fishcakes and a retro dessert brought up to date.

Twelve new contestants face a 'wheely' hard word game and a confectionary test. But with few final places up for grabs, it won't be a sweet ending for some.

Twelve new contestants face a 'wheely' challenging words game and a sweets memory test. But with only three places up for grabs in the final, it won't be a sweet ending for some.

When Cumali Turhan is reported missing, Essex Police suspect foul play. And when a witness sees Turhan's body thrown out with the rubbish, a murder enquiry begins.

A car is in flames. A thief is fatally stabbed. A 999 call comes in and an investigation begins. But if nothing is what it first seems, can the police bring the guilty to justice.

Danish thriller. A North Zealand police inspector and a Copenhagen journalist follow separate leads towards chilling secrets when a conman is implicated in a murder. In Danish/subs.

Gordon visits Mississippi to rescue the failing Hotel Chester. The owner has 40 years' experience in the hotel industry but is struggling to make things work.

David challenges the notion that cats aren't a guy thing, meets some life-saving cats and explores the ways we can honour our feline family members.

Kirstie revisits Julie and Allen, who decided to list their house and move to a home next to Allen's favourite pub. But did they follow through on their decision.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer look back on Sarah and Ian Renard's two-bed rural renovation in Brixworth that didn't compromise on character.

Kirstie Allsopp shows us how to create beautiful crafts with items we already own. This time, Kirstie turns trash into treasure with Mexican tin art, soap recycling and a tin can dog.

Dodger can no longer hide his trauma from those closest to him. Mercedes makes an unexpected connection. A scare leaves Cleo and Sienna in turmoil. And Tinhead resorts to drastic measures.

Another chance to watch yesterday's new episode, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner. Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Sam brings a VIP guest back to the bar, but when Rebecca loses her diamond earrings, she thinks he might have stolen them and promises Sam anything to get them back.

Sam tries to get a date with a beautiful psychiatrist who works with Frasier and Lilith, but when she won't agree he makes an appointment to see her.

Rebecca decides to sharpen her image and asks Lilith for advice on power-dressing. Woody can't compete when it comes to expensive presents for Kelly.

When Frank backs into Robert's police car, Debra decides that he's not a safe driver and the kids should no longer travel in his car.

Debra decides to undermine the babysitter's popularity when she finds out how much the children like her, but all does not go to plan.

Ray embarrasses Debra at a school auction but then worries about the ways in which she could get revenge.

Frasier, Roz and their colleagues compete against another radio station in a charity competition to see who can lose the most weight.

Frasier invites Roz's insurance agent friend Ann - with whom he once shared a disastrous date - over for dinner to try and get a good insurance deal.

Frasier gets the wrong end of the stick when he overhears Martin inviting Eddie on his romantic weekend away with Ronee, and invites himself along.

Frasier agrees to get Roz tickets for Alice to see child entertainer Nanny G, who also happens to be his ex-wife.

The guys try to buy from a super-handyman on a unique homestead, but will his deal-making end the pick before it even gets going.

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Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up an iconic BMW E30 Alpina. It's Maz's pride and joy, but his ill health has prevented him from getting it back on the road.

In Surrey, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet petrolhead Graham, who collects Kawasaki motorbikes.

Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Maria and Paul dream of owning a home away from home in the Andalucian countryside, where they can escape from the English winters. Can Craig Rowe find the one for their budget of £270k.

The new series continues. In France, chateau owners Sharon and David roll out the red carpet for a hen party. Italian bureaucracy threatens ex-soap star Stephen's dream.

The new series continues. It's the first elimination of the second heat. Whose attic is giving snug as a bug in a rug? And who will guest judges Donna and Paul put through.

Maggy and Lion want a place big enough to work from home while living the good life in verdant, historic Umbria in Italy. Can they find somewhere that's just right for them.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Industry insiders reveal how to get a great holiday at a bargain price. First up, cruises. Jasmine Harman shows us how to enjoy a bon voyage without splashing out.

In Luton, a man is shot in the chest by a stranger. The same suspect threatens a woman. A frantic manhunt is launched to catch the gunman before he strikes again.

An average day in Peterborough is rocked by a spree of violent attacks. In Wales, a young woman dies suspiciously in a car crash. Police launch investigations into two shocking cases.

A man is stabbed to death in broad daylight on a busy Manchester street. The three suspects vanish. Can specialist officers track them down? The next 24 hours are vital.

Ordinary people with extraordinary minds compete to be crowned Secret Genius. The contestants enjoy an 'Eye Scream' challenge and quickfire chaos.

Twelve new contestants face a 'wheely' hard word game and a confectionary test. But with few final places up for grabs, it won't be a sweet ending for some.

Gordon Ramsay visits West Dover in Vermont, where a dog-friendly hotel is run like a hostel - with unpaid staff, instead of paying guests, staying in the rooms.

Tom Davis and Ellie Taylor join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker as they return with the 34th series, offering their unique satirical insight into world events.

In Bristol, the table talk ranges from romantic meetings to naked gardening, and the purple mash is more like Play-Doh, as Colin and Mandy, PJ and Owen, and joker Geoff and Gemma compete.

Kirstie Allsopp shows us how to create beautiful crafts with items we already own. She makes a fun garland from paper, a beautiful spring wreath, and a string-art hot air balloon.

Phil revisits Mark and Suze, who were at loggerheads over their Victorian town house in Cullercoats in North Tyneside. Did they follow through on their final decision.

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner. Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Carla's convinced that Eddie will remember their second wedding anniversary, even though he's travelling with the ice show.

Can Sam exploit Rebecca and her sister's mutual animosity to get dates with both of them.

A marriage guidance expert who's an old friend of Frasier's comes to town on a book tour. But while preaching marital fidelity, he makes a pass at Rebecca.

Debra's shocked when she suddenly realises that she wishes her own mother was more like Marie.

Debra thinks that it's Ray's turn to take charge of birth control, so he decides to have his 'wires cut', but then chickens out.

Robert decides that he's too old to be living with his parents, so he moves in with another elderly couple - who turn out to be carbon copies of Frank and Marie.

Frasier dresses up as a clown to help cure a patient of her phobia, but ends up giving Martin a shock that leads him to make a major decision.

Frasier feels guilty after resorting to crime to spice up his life, but his attempts to put things straight have embarrassing consequences.

Frasier hires an attractive professional matchmaker but ends up on a string of bad dates. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth.

Frasier's disappointed to find out that his attractive matchmaker Charlotte already has a boyfriend.

Mike and Frank are stunned by an old tailor shop that's frozen in time, with a bounty of untouched relics, and a secret Prohibition-era bootlegging basement.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up a partially restored 1980s Ford Fiesta XR2 for Brian, who's been experiencing health problems.

In Dumfries and Galloway, Henry Cole gives four bar stools a fluorescent makeover, while Simon O'Brien transforms two old sheep shearer seats into an extraordinary bench.

Les Dennis, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Dr Ranj Singh in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Lee Juggurnauth helps dog lovers Steve and Heather look for a home in Valencia for £240k. Will a rural retreat and a wine cellar impress, or is Lee barking up the wrong tree.

The new series continues. In Bulgaria, Valentina and Nino hope for a smooth launch of their wellness retreat. Can chateau owners Sharon and David get their business on the map.

The new series continues. The three remaining pairs go solo as they create breakfast rooms. Can they demonstrate their own flair while also complementing the chateau's character.

Helen and John look for a perfect holiday home in Almería for £200k, from a place that divides them to a vivacious villa that has them both singing in unison. Will they put in an offer.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Lisa and Linda's top-heavy Tyneside home holds a lot of memories. Will a complete reconfiguration and rethink give it a second chance, or will pastures new prevail.

This series delivers startling new revelations about the 2005 trial of Michael Jackson - with exclusive footage and unheard audio tapes of Jackson, close insiders and the LA police.

In Liverpool, charismatic one-of-a-kind funeral director Hayley helps three families navigating loss to create bespoke and deeply personal farewells to their loved ones.